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Losing your virginity with cerebral palsy… Mark Wilson's HILARIOUS story!

November 30, 2025 / 00:58

This episode features a conversation about first romantic experiences, including topics such as kissing and sexual encounters. The guests share personal anecdotes about their initial interactions with potential partners.

One guest recounts a humorous story about a woman asking if he had ever had sex, to which he initially responds honestly. This leads to a discussion about the awkwardness of first encounters and the pressure of honesty in romantic situations.

The conversation highlights the mix of excitement and nervousness that often accompanies these experiences, with guests reflecting on their younger selves and the lessons learned from those moments.

Overall, the episode captures the lighthearted yet relatable nature of navigating early relationships, emphasizing the importance of communication and honesty.

TLDR

Guests share humorous stories about their first romantic encounters and the awkwardness of honesty in relationships.

Episode

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She go, "Oh, have you ever had sex before?" I'm like, "Oh, honestly, no."
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She go, "Oh, do you want to?" I was like, "Fuck that." Someone looked at me and told, "Oh, I
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haven't had that before." >> She wanted you for the bingo card. >> That looks interesting.
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>> Yeah. tried to buy me a drink and I said no. Although I don't know why I said no
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but the first time and then caught up with her a bit later and had a few drinks and she asked me if I'd ever been
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kissed before and I lied and said no. I said yes. So she kissed me and then um she go oh have you ever had sex before?
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I'm like oh honestly no. She go oh do you want to? I was like [ __ ] it. So yeah, and all my excitement I went to
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the other room and couldn't get in but eventually found it and yeah I did the D
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and uh

Episode Highlights

  • The Kiss
    A moment of vulnerability leads to a kiss, changing the dynamic.
    “So she kissed me and then um”
    @ 00m 34s
    November 30, 2025

Episode Quotes

  • Oh, do you want to?
    Losing your virginity with cerebral palsy… Mark Wilson's HILARIOUS story!
  • I haven't had that before.
    Losing your virginity with cerebral palsy… Mark Wilson's HILARIOUS story!
  • I was like [ __ ] it.
    Losing your virginity with cerebral palsy… Mark Wilson's HILARIOUS story!

Key Moments

  • Strong Reaction00:06
  • Shared Experience00:10
  • Moment of Surrender00:43