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Dan Hooker's BRUTAL 5-Year-Old Brawl

February 01, 2026 / 00:29

This episode features Dan recalling his first fight in primary school, discussing the incident where he and a friend got into a stick fight.

Dan shares a humorous story about a Mexican standoff with sticks, where they both ended up in the principal's office. They cleverly avoided trouble by blaming each other.

The conversation highlights their friendship, which continued after the incident, showcasing a light-hearted take on childhood conflicts.

TLDR

Dan recalls his first fight in primary school and how he and a friend cleverly avoided punishment.

Episode

0:29

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Can Dan remember the age where he got punched in the face for the first time? >> Primary school. We had a fire that we

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little Mexican standoff. We're grabbing sticks and beating each other up. Someone snitched on us and we both got

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called into the principal's office and he's like, "Oh, here you two had a

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fight." Then we like looked at each other. Let's not get in trouble for

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this. And we were like, "Yeah, he called me smelly." Yeah. Oh, we just kind of

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pushed each other. And then the principal was like, "Well, don't do it again. Way you go, boys." Cuz yeah, if

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we would have told the truth, we would have got suspended like had a full-on fight hitting each other with sticks and

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[ __ ] We got out of it and then we were friends after

Episode Highlights

Childhood Fight
Dan recalls a humorous incident from primary school involving a stick fight and a clever excuse.
“Yeah, he called me smelly.”
@ 00m 14s
February 01, 2026

Episode Quotes

Yeah, he called me smelly.
Dan Hooker's BRUTAL 5-Year-Old Brawl
We got out of it and then we were friends after.
Dan Hooker's BRUTAL 5-Year-Old Brawl

Key Moments

Principal's Office00:10
Clever Excuse00:14
Friendship After00:28