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And I'm going to drive home and I'm going to be like, "That was a super long
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podcast. That chair hurt my ass like never before." >> Have you actually got a sore butt,
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>> mate? Look, I thought I had enough cushion to protect it, mate. But I didn't realize it penetrated. But it's
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all right. It's fine. It's not the chair's fault. I don't make excuses. The
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chair is probably like saying, "Well, I didn't know a fat guy was going to sit
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on me, so it's okay." Do you avoid like flying and going on planes for that
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reason? Those those seats are [ __ ] narrow. >> It's when they come up to you and they
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say, "Do you want the belt extender?" I've went up to them and I would say it
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silently as I walk up like, "Hey, just the belt extender seat number." This for
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some strange reason, they're dumb as [ __ ] cuz every time I sit down, they're
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like, "Stephen, [laughter] YOU WANT THE BELT EXTENDER?" HONESTLY, it pisses me off, man.
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[laughter] And then they come up and then they give you the belt extender and then all of a
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sudden they want to be quiet. They go, "Yeah." [laughter] They come over, they're like, "Yeah,
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it's