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Hey everybody. Um, so our friend of ours passed away. This is we're recording it the day after. Um,
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it it hit us hard and it's for Oliver tree. Um, he was a dear friend of ours and I just don't I really just don't
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know really what to say about it. I'm still processing it. >> Yeah. It's uh we don't know what to say.
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So, we're not going to say much other than we loved him so very much. He was a good friend of ours, a part of our
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world. his um he'll be on the uh an episode of the Bad Game Show in a couple of weeks, but uh
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he was uh near and dear to us. We loved him very much. He was a really good dude
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and we're going to miss him a lot and uh we love you. >> We love you >> and uh he'll forever be a bad friend.
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>> Hey. >> Hey everybody. Andrew is the best comic on planet earth and he's doing shows in
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San Diego. The sound Delmare. Um >> June 28th, two shows. We're doing an early show and a late show down in
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Delmare, Bobby's hometown. Please come out and see me. San Diego. Uh, I love you very much. And then I'm playing St.
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Charles, which is St. Louis, Missouri there. August 7th. Go to androantino.com for those tickets. Andrewsantino.com.
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>> You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots, >> a white dude, and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> Well, you two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, >> dear Men. >> Happy birthday to you. >> Um
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>> guys, >> it's it's funny because um you're dressed in a suit, wearing a tie because
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you're going to a big event. You're going to >> an event where Steven Spielberg is going
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to talk about Disclosure Day. And I told you, let me finish. Um, I told you before this podcast, just go now. Go now
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because you're not going to be here for the pod. And I realized why you stayed for the happy birthday song.
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>> Cuz also I wanted to cuz you didn't know it was my birthday. >> Yeah. >> Nor did I care.
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>> I know. >> That's fair. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Blow out your Ralph's cake. >> Happy birthday, kiddo.
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>> Thanks, Bob. That was crazy. My wish was I wish Bobby cared about my birthday.
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And right when I blew it out, you said happy birthday. >> Dude, it's so weird that you just said
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that because my my my emotions just changed about it. And I'm going to give you a hug.
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>> It was like obsession. >> Wow. >> The wishbone. >> Yeah. Yeah. Come here. Wishbone.
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>> The wishbone. >> You saw it? >> I saw it. >> And I'll say this. Are you drinking?
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You're not drinking this? No. >> So you got this just for me to drink alone? >> Well, for I want a mone to drink.
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>> Okay. I'll I'll cheers you. >> Yeah. >> And you know what pisses me off about
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this kid? I sent him a text this morning and in the text uh it said, "Happy birthday.
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You continue to let me down." Um here. Cheers. >> Cheers. >> All right. >> Cheers.
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>> Okay. Oh my god. What kind of operation are we running here? >> I sent him a glasses at least.
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>> I sent him a >> real glasses. >> They're from RS. >> Okay. >> Happy birthday. You continue to let me
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down year after year, and I know this following year will be just the same. >> Love you.
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>> I I didn't text you, but I like to do a live text. >> Yeah, live text them. >> Yeah. Um, you've grown enormously over
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the years. >> Thank you. >> Um, I've realized you do have talent. >> You really do.
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>> Thank you. >> Yeah, you're a creative kid. You have talent. And I, you know, being a
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Hollywood piece of [ __ ] >> is going to I'm going to treat you nicer because I believe I believe one day you
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will get that opportunity. So I'm going to change, right? And go, kid. Kido, dude, you got it, kid.
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>> And and you're talented and I embrace you and I want you to have a good time tonight. And whatever you need, I got
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you. If he gives you money, I'll give you double. >> Wow. >> I g I gave him five grand.
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I'm going to give you 10 grand. >> No, but I'm giving him five grand today and five grand on his birthday. Which
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for why? >> Birthday party. Huh? >> Why'd you give him five grand today? >> Because I Well, he needed the money. He
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said he can't pay rent. So, I gave him five grand and then I said, "On Friday at your birthday party, I'll give you
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another five." So, 10. >> I'll give you >> So, 20. >> Yeah. Yeah. But then I have to see the
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receipts first to know that you got the money and then I will do >> It was cash. I gave him cash.
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>> I'd like to see the cash. >> Yeah. Yeah. Do you have the cash on you? >> It's in my car.
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>> It's in your car. Go grab grab it. >> It's it's it's redheaded trickery. >> He's not a redhead.
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>> I know you. >> I'm not a trick. >> You're a deceiver. >> You're a treat. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Well, what annoys me about the kid is he saw me get out of my car and he stared
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at my hand like an autistic little an autistic little spy. >> And he was like, "Oh, what is that? Is
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that a gift for me?" >> And it's annoying cuz it is, but it's so annoying that you stared. You didn't
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even say hi. You just stared at my hands to see when I walked out of my car. Like
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he's just like such an little autistic weirdo. He didn't say hi. He just looked down at my arms to see what I'm carrying
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and then looked up at me. That's why I pushed him as hard as I could. >> What? What did he give you?
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>> He hasn't given it to me yet, but I believe it's a record. >> Oh, it's a record.
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>> Based on the shape of the package. >> Two records now. >> Oh, two records now. Okay.
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>> Well, three, including the two that Bobby will give me. >> No, I'm I'm not going to give you
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record. >> Double. >> I'm going to do something better. >> Whoa. >> Yeah. I'm going to double down on it.
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>> All right. Get the record. >> Okay. Happy birthday, bud. >> This is a uh very special. And so, let
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me warn you something before you do this. Know that this is graded and rated twice. Okay?
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>> If you know anything about collections, >> and rated twice, >> this guy. >> Okay.
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>> You're so annoying. >> Okay. >> You're You are so [ __ ] annoying. >> I learned it. I learned it this morning.
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>> You learned a lot. >> I don't know anything about it. >> It It's like the cards he gave me from
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Arsenal. You know what I mean? >> What? Those were super valuable. >> I understand that. That's why it's in a
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safe. I didn't know anything about cards. >> I I understand. So, tell me how much
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this is. >> So, all I know is that this woman told me >> these are graded the the cover is mint.
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It's M. It got a mint cover and it got two pluses plus on the physical >> like air1 water.
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>> It's very special. >> On the physical >> on the physical album itself is graded.
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>> This is sick. >> That is so sick, dude. >> It's the a Japanese a Japanese press.
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Now, check this out. Be very careful. Open it up and show the record. This is the sickest part. Look at that. People
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can see it's a it's it's red vinyl. >> That's amazing. >> That's Don't take it out.
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>> How much? >> They said that is >> If you take it out, she said make sure you play it. If you're going to take it
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out, play it. >> Yeah, but don't like take it out and pull it out of the >> No, no. I take my records very
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>> Can I be honest with you? >> What? >> This is a copy. It's 96 cents. I I bought it. I got it on Amazon.
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>> Thank you. That's very nice. It's very rad, right? >> Well, I I'm just going to let you know
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that I knew I know how much it is. >> You do? I know. >> Cuz I Googled it, right? And so I'm
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going to Venmo you later. >> And I want that receipt. >> Yeah. >> That's a receipt we need.
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>> Okay. >> Um, >> it's not a competition, but >> it is. You made it. I don't make it.
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>> YES, YOU DID. YOU >> ENERGY. EVEN WHEN I CAME IN HERE, YOUR ENERGY WAS like [ __ ] angry and like
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>> I had a tough day. That's why. >> Tell me about your day. >> No, I had an ocular today. I had an
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ocular migraine today. M I >> But what happened? >> I haven't had one in months and months,
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but there were You go blind. I go blind in my eye. My left eye. >> Oh no. >> I know. It was really It sucks. It
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sucks. [ __ ] >> Did you have a dizzy spell in the bathroom again? >> Remember? >> Yes.
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>> The little slip. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I can't wait till you have a stroke. >> And when you do, I'm going to walk into
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the hospital and be like, "Oh, you have a little [ __ ] stroke." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to
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be like, >> "Yeah." >> And you'll relearn how to speak again. >> Okay. Well, that's
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>> Yeah. I >> [ __ ] you. >> [ __ ] you. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? >> YOU STARTED IT.
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>> NO, YOU WERE ANGRY BEFORE. >> And then I came in and then I'm just trying to have a talk with the guys and
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here's you. Can I say something? Can I say something? You're Trump. Can I say something? Can I say something? And I
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couldn't let I couldn't get anything out. >> Yeah, we're living in a simulation.
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>> I believe we're living in a simulation. I'll tell you what's happened. Okay. I
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was in Toronto. >> I was in an elevator with this tall man, white hair, glasses, and he was
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particularly hip, but old. >> Mhm. >> And you know, when old people get um they they stop turning sexy, they start
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dressing weirder, >> you know what I mean? Like loud sweatpants. You know what I mean?
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>> So you now? >> Yes. >> That's you now. >> Yeah, that's me now. I don't care how my
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hair goes. Right. Yesterday I I I I did all green with socks. >> You've never cared how you how you
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dress. You always dress funky. >> Yeah. Yeah. I've always been like that. >> You've always been a funky person,
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>> right? So this guy had a specific look, right? And he had this smaller wife, very pretty, right? And I just go,
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"Dude, I like your style." He's like, "Thanks, dude. You're a comedian, right?" I go, "Yeah." And that was
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pretty much the conversation, right? I'm in Chicago. >> Mhm. >> At the hotel and they just walk by me.
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>> The same couple. >> The same couple. And he goes, "Hey." I go, "What the fuck?" And he goes, "What
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do you mean?" I go, "Didn't we?" He goes, "Yeah." And I went, "Simulation?" He goes, "Maybe."
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>> Dude, you're telling me he didn't go to Chicago to see you? I assumed >> he did. No. No. He was just randomly
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there. >> No [ __ ] way. Yes way. >> Here's what happened in my mind. This guy's trying to play it cool.
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>> No. No. That's not what I play it out. >> Gets back to the room with his wife and
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she's like, I love Bobby Lee. And he's like, "You should have said something." She goes, "Oh, I don't know. He's
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playing a show. It's all sold out as it always is." And then the guy goes, "Oh, there's tickets available in Chicago.
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Chicago, Toronto, very short flight." And he goes, "You know what? Let's go to Chicago and see them." And it just so
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happens that the kind of people that can pull the trigger last minute would stay
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at a hotel that you'd be staying at because it's five-star. I know that. >> Okay. And that's what happened.
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>> All right. >> And I believe that's exactly what happened. >> That's not what happened.
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>> What happened? >> It It's a simulation. >> Okay. Here's another thing that I experienced that my girlfriend could
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even You know what I mean? Tell you. >> She can attest. >> We're walking down the street. This is a
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couple weeks ago, right? There's a car, a Lincoln >> Continental. >> Yes. A old school car, right? Black.
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>> Yeah. Love them. >> Lincoln. So, we're walking down the street. On the left side, there's a
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Lincoln Continental parked, right? There's four black guys, right? The windows roll down. There's a woman in
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the driver's seat, but she's parked. >> Okay. >> Right. And they're dancing. >> They're always dancing.
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>> They're always dancing. And And And I love the freedom of dance. You mean I don't care what color you are.
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>> We're pro dance. >> Yeah. I'm Yeah. River dance. >> You know what I mean? The ice swing,
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whatever you call it. Break dancing. I love it. Right. >> They're [ __ ] dancing that we're
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walking by. Right. Boom box. Yeah, >> boom box. >> Guess what? >> Yep. >> No music.
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>> They were in sync. They were in complete. >> There was literally no music and they
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were dancing and she's dancing in the car like bobbing her head and there was no music. And as we turned the corner, I
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looked at my girlfriend. I go, "Are you real? >> Did she hear music?" >> No. >> And and I don't even think you're real.
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>> Do they have headphones? >> What? Did they have >> They had no headphones. >> Silent disco.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It It was so surreal. >> You know what it is? They were shooting
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like a Target ad and and you can't play the music while you're filming and he just saw a scene from a Target ad. Or
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can you imagine if we are in a simulation and there's a crack and they're letting you see it?
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>> I know. I think they're letting me see it. >> They're letting you see it cuz they go,
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"No one will believe Bobby. He says crazy [ __ ] for years." >> 20 years he's been saying nonsense on
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podcasts. No one's going to believe him. Yeah. >> And so they will tease you. That's what
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the aliens would do. >> They go, "Fuck him. They'll never believe him. He's crazy."
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>> Okay. Last simulation. >> I'm at a restaurant. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> But I don't get a menu. Okay. No menu.
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Right. So I just walk up to the host and I go, "Can I get a menu?" And they go, "What are you doing here?" "What? That
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what they say?" >> Like you're in Truman Show. >> Yeah. Like I'm in Truman Show. What?
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What? Like it was almost as if Right. I wasn't supposed to approach this person.
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>> You weren't supposed to be there today. >> Right. >> Another day you could have
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>> I could have been there. Like he was rehearsing. >> Right. >> Right. >> Okay.
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>> The cooks were like, "Oh [ __ ] >> Oh shit." Right. And I looked in the kitchen. No vegetables in the You know
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what I mean? Nothing's going on. We're just want Right. There's a cast chair. >> Someone gets up.
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>> The guy just You mean reading a newspaper? Yeah. Yeah. And he was almost as if like um I wasn't supposed to be
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there and he didn't even know what I was talking about. >> Well, he wasn't >> and he was kind of looking around for it
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was really [ __ ] weird. >> Let's play the logic card. >> They're probably switching from lunch to
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dinner and he's like, "What do you We don't We're unprepared." >> Okay. >> If I'm If I'm going to play
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>> very I want you to because I don't want to lose my mind. >> Well, you should. I mean, we don't want
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to lose. Yeah. So, what you're saying to me is this then, okay, that the two people I ran into from Toronto and
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Chicago secretly >> fans, >> right, are fans. >> Not secretly, they're fans. You have
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millions of >> He has no He I had to tell him what I did. >> You said he said you're a comedian,
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right? >> Right. And I go, "Yeah." He's like, "Oh, >> which is him playing Koi."
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>> Okay. Okay. >> He's a rich guy playing cool. You're He doesn't want to in front of his wife go,
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"ARE YOU THE COMEDIAN?" >> THAT'S THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. It does. People do that all the time.
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People try to act cool all the time. And >> all right, so let's >> you're you're a standup, right?
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>> All right. >> And then they know everything you've done. >> Let's let's just say let's Okay, so Lou
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Reed, for instance, if when he was alive, right? He did a poetry reading. I went to it, right? Right. And if I ran
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into Lou Reed on the street, right? It wouldn't be like I would pretend, right, that it wasn't [ __ ] Lou Reed.
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>> But you're in entertainment. You're talking about a guy who's probably in finance. He doesn't do this for a
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living. >> All right. Exact. So, and you're a guy WHO >> AND WHAT YOU'RE TELLING me is the black
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people dancing is a Target commercial. >> Yeah. I mean, they are I just happened
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to walk in from a shoot. >> Could be Walmart. >> Could be Walmart. >> It could be Walmart. Uh,
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>> interesting. >> Costco. >> Let's go. Costco. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Kmart. Is Kmart still around?
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>> Yeah. And I I came in the wrong time at that restaurant. >> Yep. >> Okay. >> These three things
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>> those all three things can be true >> 100%. >> It's not a simulation. I mean, I'll give
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you the I I had one. I'm not going to lie. >> Okay, give me a simulation. >> Something [ __ ] me up in a The garbage
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the garbage can, the garbage truck came. I sat at the front window. >> Yeah. >> I was looking out having coffee in the
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morning. >> I watched the cuz my house was asleep. >> No one's awake with me. I'm up early.
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Yeah. >> I watched the garbage truck grab my bin, my black bin. It's so loud. It's unmistakable.
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>> What time? >> It was about 7 in the morning. >> Okay. It was an Italian garbage. Yes.
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>> Oh, >> yes. Okay. >> And I see it happen. >> Yeah. >> I go back. I sit down. I'm on the
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computer. I'm doing some stuff. She wakes up. Dogs up. Dogs need to be taken out to poop and pee.
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>> Yeah. One dog. >> Huh? I said she wakes up. Dog wakes up. >> You said dogs. You said plural.
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>> Oh, so we're correcting each other's English. Well, when you say dogs, you imply there's more than one dog and you
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have one [ __ ] dog. >> Maybe there is. >> No, there isn't. >> Maybe. >> Oh, so you got a new dog.
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>> Maybe. >> It's so funny because it would be something that you would tell me.
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>> Maybe. >> Okay. >> But the simulation hasn't communicated whether or not I should tell you.
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>> Continue the story. >> I go outside to take dog for poop. >> Your pack of wolves.
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>> Well, they're might as well just embellish. >> Okay. The herd. >> The herd. And my garbage can is closed.
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>> Yeah. >> So I grab it to wheel it up to the house >> and it's full of trash. >> Oh my
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>> dude. That's so annoying. >> No, but I was like somebody switched trash. Somebody didn't take out the
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trash or some [ __ ] and they just moved theirs where mine was. >> Okay. Did you look
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>> Wait a minute. >> Okay. >> My [ __ ] address is on it. So it was mine. But what you have to do then is open up
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the trash can to see if those are your items. >> Cuz if you look at my trash can, you
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know it's my trash can. >> There's banana peels. >> Wait, what? What else? >> What?
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>> Banana peels. >> I have banana peels. Yeah, >> right. I'll probably empty bottle cans
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of red. >> Sugar-free red bowl. I'm sorry. >> Kimchi. >> Yeah. Old bottles of kimchi, Bob.
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>> You know, [ __ ] you, dude. >> Some flour seeds. >> Yes. >> I think your That was
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>> No, it wasn't. There's your bin was >> Yeah. Yeah. I also have empty bottles of
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uh um instant coffee. >> I buy 15 empty bottles of instant coffee. >> Why are we buying instant coffee?
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>> You have no idea. I have a factory at home. >> You're making instant coffee? >> No, I have I have 15 bottles. My my
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Okay, so my pool my pool asked honey today. They said, "Um, your swimming pool is black."
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And I go, "Yeah, it's pure black." I go, "Yeah, it's fine." But how is it black?
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Instant coffee. >> Why are you putting that in your pool? >> It's none of your business.
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>> Trying to crack the simulation. >> Yeah, >> I get what you're up to. >> It's a simulation cracker, dude.
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>> You're trying to crack >> you you you add weird. You You buy olive oil, which I have. Not olive oil. White
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vinegar. >> Okay. I I I bought 15 boxes of white vinegar. >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah. The simulation doesn't know what
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to do with it. >> Ah, >> yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's going Why is a human being? You know what I mean? What?
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>> In your pool. >> What? >> Why are you putting coffee in your pool? >> It's for my t-shirts.
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>> It is. >> What? >> It's for my t-shirts. >> You're dying your shirts with coffee and
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chlorine. >> The fonts. >> The fonts. >> Yeah. Although today, >> have you lost your [ __ ] mind? What is
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going on? >> Trying to recreate Maidworn. >> Google. Oh, you want to do what Maidworn
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did? >> Yeah. So, >> Google instant coffee. But why is it in your swimming pool?
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>> It's not It's not literally that. So, this is what This is what happened. >> Just put it in your tub.
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>> I know. I I know. This is what happened. Okay. >> Who told you how to do this?
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>> I'm making it up. I'm experimenting with different things. Okay. So, this is what
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I did. Okay. >> [ __ ] >> Dude, you're bored. >> I'm so bored. No, I have hobbies.
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>> I'm so busy. Yeah. This is what >> And you get to fill up your pool with instant coffee.
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>> All right. So, check it out. This shirt I got yesterday. >> Uh-huh. >> Brand new.
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>> It was white. >> Yeah. It's right. So, it's like you put >> Right. You put like little paint, right?
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>> Got it. >> Right. See all the >> That's what my daughter does. >> Scrubbing. >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I do with sandpaper. >> You sandpapered it. >> Yeah. I sandpaper the whole shirt.
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>> So, you buy new [ __ ] and make it look old. >> Yeah. I I I I do experiments. So the
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swimming pool thing doesn't work. You You need probably a truckload of coffee for it to work. So you I mean 15
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bottles of instant coffee does not work in a swimming pool. >> Yeah, dude. Swimming pool is so big.
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>> It's so big. Yeah, it was too much. >> Do the tub. >> You're right. So I go I'll go tub next
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time. Right. But I do I do things when I not bor It's not boredom. It's not boredom. What it is is
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>> too much time. It's not the time either because we've been very busy, you and I,
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on the road. All right. >> At home, >> I know. So, at home, it's either I play video games.
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>> Okay. >> Right. Which I haven't played in four or five months. A single video game.
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>> Girlfriend guy. >> What? >> He's a girlfriend guy now. >> I'm a girlfriend guy. And number two,
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right, I haven't drolled. >> Oh, that's great. >> Right. So then to occupy my my time, I
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have a hobby which is distressing shirts. >> I like it. Okay. But are you planning on
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selling them? >> No. >> You should. >> Yeah. Today I bought >> So I have 20 shirts coming probably over
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the weekend and then I have 20 more shirts coming next week. >> Well, this is your only sweat shop.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have a sweat shop. >> CLA. Pay now later or overtime, whatever
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fits your life. I have a friend named Alex, right? And he wants this tracksuit. >> I go, do use CLA.
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>> Yeah. >> You can do four easy payments. And he has the tracksuit now. And it looks
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terrible. >> IT DOES. IT DOES. BUT HE WAS ABLE to afford it. >> Well, because I tell you, they have a
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lot of flexibility. You can pay now, later, or over time, which is great. You have the options to do that with Clara.
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And they have value, transparency, and control without any surprises. This is the problem nowadays with these payment
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apps. A lot of people are like, they throw something at you that looks big and good, and then they hook you and
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is just what I'm putting my time to. >> I know we all have an obsess. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you have obsessions
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as well. Golf. >> These guys, I'm obsessed with their health and wellbeing. >> Yeah. Thank you, Andrew.
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>> Yeah. And as me as well, like for instance, that bad friend shirt you're wearing is a great shirt. It's one of my
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favorites. I could distress it for you. >> Actually, that would be cool distressed.
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>> You don't want to distress? >> I definitely want to distress. >> Okay. >> He wants to de-stress is what he he's
00:24:07
very stressed out. >> Cuz to me it looks brand new. Too brand new for me. >> Well, do you want to tell Bob the
00:24:12
unfortunate news? His child is leaving him and his wife. >> Yeah. >> His kid is getting a divorce from her
00:24:18
parents >> legally. >> Emancipating. >> Emancipating. >> Wait, wait. Your child >> Yeah.
00:24:23
>> is leaving your wife and you. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Decided. >> And your child is what? One years old.
00:24:28
>> Three. >> Oh, three. >> One. >> I don't know how old this kid is. >> She She's been around, dude.
00:24:35
>> I've never met her. >> She's big. She has a bank account. >> Oh, she does. >> Yeah.
00:24:38
>> Okay. And she just said, "I'm leaving. >> I'm leaving." >> Yeah. So, this is what you do. Cuz I
00:24:43
know this is what happens. >> It's happened to him before. He knows >> cuz I did it.
00:24:47
>> Yeah. And my parents were too weak. What you do is this, right? You let him leave.
00:24:52
>> Yeah. >> And so I left. I packed all my stuff as a kid. >> Me, too. >> I go, "Daddy, mommy, I'm going to go
00:24:59
leave home now. Come back." And then And my dad was like, "Okay, go. Go." I made
00:25:06
it to the driveway and I cried and I ran back inside. Right. >> You don't do that. You lock the doors.
00:25:13
>> Lock. Change the lock. >> Yeah. Yeah. You change the locks. You lock the doors. You give it a week.
00:25:17
>> I never do it again. >> I say lock the doors. change the locks, call the police if they try to come
00:25:22
back. This is this is someone as a >> B& because what it teaches them is strength.
00:25:27
>> Yep. >> You know, and that's why I've been able to win Uno. >> So, in the how Sorry,
00:25:33
>> I like it. >> No, I >> You're the Uno king, babe. >> I I'm going to show you some photos I've
00:25:38
that I have. >> How many games of Uno have you won in a row? >> I'm four in a row right now, dude.
00:25:42
>> Wow. >> Yeah. And I'm going to just show you. And I've been trolling anyone that plays
00:25:45
Uno with me. I troll them with this. And this says Uno King. Four in a row. Four
00:25:50
in a row. Uno. >> Four in a row, guys. Okay. And um I played with me, my girlfriend, Honey,
00:25:57
Jewels, and her sister, Issa. >> Do you ever let your girlfriend win? >> I say I help her, but I sabotage her.
00:26:04
>> You do? That's smart. >> Yeah. I play mind games. >> That's good. >> Yeah. >> They If equal rights, man, if we want to
00:26:10
be equal, we got to we got to play it out. >> For instance, if I'm sitting next to my
00:26:13
girlfriend and she she wants to plus for me. Huh? >> I look around right and I I go, "Didn't
00:26:19
we have a nice dinner tonight?" >> Oh, you manipulate. >> I manipulate. >> Smart.
00:26:23
>> I look at Honey. >> She's weak. Yeah. >> Yeah. Not No, >> she's weak. >> Okay. And uh and you know, like those
00:26:29
mystery cards, you know what I mean? I always whenever she looks at me like exchange your hand with my hand, I'll go
00:26:36
like this. >> Right. And she won't do it. >> Go ahead. >> You know what I mean? >> Smart.
00:26:42
>> That do. >> Yeah. Yeah. So when I play Uno, I I use games. I use mind games and um
00:26:49
>> manipulation. >> Manipulation and power. >> Power and bullying. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And bullying. Yeah.
00:26:53
Yeah. >> That's how Uno was. That's what it was meant to do. >> I mean, bring up Uno. When did Uno
00:26:59
start? Cuz I got to tell you, buddy, the origins of this were were using the same
00:27:02
tactics that Bobby's using to win this game. >> Yeah. >> Uno was invented 71 by Merl Robbins, a
00:27:08
barber from Reading, Ohio, created the game in his kitchen table to resolve an argument with his son about the rules of
00:27:12
crazy eights. >> Yep. >> Original decks were the Robins family. That's crazy. So, it was another game
00:27:17
they were fighting over to make a new game. >> And anyone that says that Uno is um pure
00:27:22
luck is out of their minds. There is skill involved. >> Tactics. Yeah, >> it's tactics.
00:27:27
>> Tactics. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's using what you have. >> It's what you have.
00:27:31
>> Oh, he died, huh? >> Yeah, he died. And And God bless you, Merl. What a great game. You
00:27:35
>> Great game, bud. >> Yeah. Merl Robbins, what a great game. And he probably made a good chunk out of
00:27:40
that game. You think? >> No. This is one of those things I bet you he never made a lot of money. You
00:27:44
know these stories where they're like, you know, like that chick who who did the Nike swoosh?
00:27:49
>> They gave her 35 bucks. That was what it was. And then he gave her a bunch of
00:27:52
stock, but the stock wasn't worth >> Oh, wait. Did make money. I know it, right?
00:27:57
>> Uh sold the game for $50,000 upfront plus a royalty of 10 cents per game sold.
00:28:02
>> Well, that's good then. >> That is really good. >> That's good. >> Well, let's see this. Uh Google um about
00:28:08
how many decks of Uno have been sold since its inception. I'd like to know. >> I want to know.
00:28:14
>> I mean, I want to know how much Merl made. >> Yeah. 10 cents was low. >> 500 million decks.
00:28:21
>> 500 million decks >> times 10 cents. >> Was it 10 cents? Is that what it was?
00:28:25
>> Yes. A dollar. >> He got [ __ ] >> He got [ __ ] I mean, he he probably didn't know inflation was going to be
00:28:31
what it was. He had no idea. He had no idea. But I would have done a dollar instinctually.
00:28:36
>> Mhm. >> You know what I mean? Highball it. Jenga. What do they sell it for? Let's
00:28:39
go. Jenga. >> Who made Jenga? Who made Jenga? And And what do they sell for? >> And now I'm telling you, Jenga, I'll get
00:28:45
you every time. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, invented by British board gaz. >> It's a great Quinton Tarantino. Oh,
00:28:50
[ __ ] Go get it. >> It's a great Tarantino movie. Anyway, >> Jenga Unchained. >> No. Yeah, cut that out.
00:28:58
>> No, leave it in. >> Jenga Unblocked. >> Lesie Scott in the early 1970s developed
00:29:03
a game for a wooden from a wooden block stacking actively. Her family played in Ghana, West Africa. M it's got
00:29:11
interesting game in London Toy Fair in 1983. >> It originally came with mosquito nets
00:29:16
included in the Jenga set. Sold millions of copies. >> They launched at the London Toy Fair.
00:29:22
What do we have a a toy fair still? Is the Los Angeles toy fair still a thing? We should go.
00:29:26
>> No, but let's see. 1986. Okay. It brought to 96 and sold millions of copies worldwide.
00:29:33
>> So, how much Let's see. How much did Leslie Scott make from Jenga? Can we make
00:29:36
>> Yeah, I want to know. How much did Leslie Scott make from Jenga >> Michael Scott's uh first love. How much
00:29:43
did she make? Five cents per every $10 in sales. So a 20% royalty rate on the game. That's
00:29:50
really good. >> She once upward So how many what? >> No, no, no. It says it says uh Scott's
00:29:56
initial license agreement was not highly lucrative in the beginning and she once
00:29:59
owed upwards of 238,000 early debt before it became a global phenomenon. Then I'm sure after the fact she it
00:30:04
worked out just fine. >> Okay. Because the super Soaker guy, the black guy in that got stolen that got
00:30:11
stolen from him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like that, you know. I don't like I don't like it at all.
00:30:15
>> Well, what are you going to do? >> Well, he got didn't he get some money back from him?
00:30:19
>> We looked that up. Remember we talked about >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But anyone that
00:30:22
invents a game that's like cultural and you know they should reap the rewards, but these gigantic companies gobble them
00:30:31
up. >> Well, yeah. >> In the beginning, they're like, "Great idea, bud. We'll give you 10 cents a
00:30:36
game. >> And that sounds pretty good. >> Yeah. No, it doesn't. >> No, but at the time you go, "Dad, oh my
00:30:40
god." >> In 68 1968. Yeah. >> Right. >> Yeah. But right now, like what? You invented a game.
00:30:46
>> Yeah, I did. >> Yeah. I'm Mattel. >> Oh, hi. >> Hi. I'm Dr. Mattel. >> Well, I I'm Mr. Dr. Mattel.
00:30:53
>> Hello. Hello. >> I know that you love the game. >> I love the game. >> And it's uh it's called Catch Them While
00:30:58
You Can. >> Catch them while you can. I love it. >> Right. And you see the game here is laid
00:31:01
out very easily. Yeah. And I love the figurines. A black guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the white police
00:31:07
officers. >> Those are those are actually ICE officers. >> Oh, these are ice officers. And there's
00:31:12
a brown guy, too. >> Yes. He's working. >> What a great game. Catch him. Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:16
>> And they can never catch him, can they? >> They can't. No. Much faster. >> And the buildings that you have. Yeah. I
00:31:21
love it. They hide in the buildings and this and that. What? >> The buildings are all owned by those
00:31:24
guys over there. >> Oh, the ones with the little funny hats on. >> Yes. I love that.
00:31:31
>> It's a good game. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they're in the sky for some reason.
00:31:34
>> They're always up top. >> Yeah. Yeah. Clouds and they're in the sky. >> Unless they can't be in those buildings
00:31:39
cuz something might happen. >> Exactly. Right out of the Exactly. Yeah. Anyway, I love the on the catch me if
00:31:44
you can. But anyway, is that So, um I'll give you I will give you um $1 every And
00:31:52
and every um game sold. >> Done. >> Really? >> Yes. >> $1 for every game? >> That sounds incredible. Yeah, we're
00:32:00
>> I made this in my garage. >> We're selling this for $100. Uh >> $100 for for the game.
00:32:05
>> For the game. >> Oh, >> we're charging $100. You'll get $1. >> I'm just a humble man from Mansfield,
00:32:10
Ohio. So, I just I think I'll take the deal. >> You'll take the deal. >> I will.
00:32:14
>> Okay. >> 30 30 years later, broke living in a >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You You
00:32:18
got to go higher. >> Well, you got to get a lawyer. >> You can get 25% 50%. >> 50 They'll never do.
00:32:22
>> 25. >> 25 will do. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> 25 I'll take it. >> 25% of every game you should sell is I
00:32:28
think is fair. What? I Let's You know what? We should invent something and see if we can go to patent with it. I had a
00:32:33
I had an invention. Uh you know, it's so funny. My wife had one today. We were on
00:32:37
a hike and she goes, she had like a little sling backpack, the ones that you have, and there was a a dude with an
00:32:44
umbrella to protect him from the Asian guy, son. They don't, you know. Yeah. My people. And she thought, wouldn't it be
00:32:49
cool if there was like a umbrella in this little like sling backpack you could use for the sun or something
00:32:55
changes and then folds back up into the backpack? Okay. Don't say that out loud.
00:32:58
[ __ ] Is that a good idea? >> Yeah, it's a good idea. You don't say that. >> Can I give you one idea that I never I
00:33:03
thought of in high school. We had in like economics class, they were like, "Invent something."
00:33:07
>> Yeah. >> I played tennis like one time in high school. I never played in gym class.
00:33:12
>> And then every time you hit it into the net, it bounces, right? It just will hit, stop, and bounce. Unless you're
00:33:18
good and you never hit the net. But I thought, amateurs hit the net all the [ __ ] time. How come it just stays
00:33:23
there? Like, how come there's not a quarter pipe on each side of the net? So at least when it hits, it would roll
00:33:28
back some of the way to you. >> In fact, you could invent a you could invent like a wheeling system to kick it
00:33:34
back to you a little bit more. >> Yeah, but you stand there. >> Not at the net. You almost never are
00:33:38
that close to the net. >> Yeah, but your toes are sometimes at the net. >> Almost never you that close to the net.
00:33:42
And also it would only be used in amateur practice, never for like play. >> I don't like that idea
00:33:47
>> cuz it's good. >> No, it's not good. >> It's very good. Because if you've ever
00:33:50
played tennis, you're like, "God, I got to go." >> Yeah, I play tennis. >> But it it would help get it halfway back
00:33:55
to you. I Okay. So, it hits the net and there's a curve. >> There's a quarter pipe on each side.
00:34:00
>> Right. Right. And and Yeah. But but a tennis ball bounces, >> but a lot of times it hits the net
00:34:06
because of the give of the net. It holds it. Right. So, it would hold it and then
00:34:10
slide it right back down. >> I We'll We'll How about this? >> I want to do it. >> Let's Let's try it. I think I think it's
00:34:16
not going to work. >> And guess what? We can And now And now Well, yeah. You You
00:34:20
>> engineering and physics wise, I don't think it's going to work, right? Am I back me up?
00:34:24
>> Let's test it. Let's test it because it might. >> Let's test it. >> Cuz how about this? You would We would
00:34:28
toggle with it to figure out. >> I have another idea for us, >> please. >> Yeah. Profess I was in Chicago
00:34:32
>> and these are all copywritten. You can't steal these. >> You can't steal these. All right.
00:34:35
Professor Pizza >> Yeah. >> wants to do a frozen pizza with us. >> Really? >> Mhm.
00:34:39
>> Yeah. >> Interesting. >> Wait a minute. >> Yeah. >> Like a bad friend's frozen pizza.
00:34:44
>> Yeah. With in conjunction with Professor Pizza. >> And what is the what's the what makes
00:34:48
ours like unique different? What do we do with it? >> Bugi meat, >> kimchi, stuff like that.
00:34:53
>> Phenomenal. >> Yeah. And it's some of it's deep dish. >> I think half and half.
00:34:57
>> Half and half. Right. And we do it on gold belly. Start there. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
00:35:01
>> That's a G. You know, can I pitch something? Yeah. >> I don't know how hard this is to do.
00:35:05
>> He wants to do it. >> I don't know how hard this is to do. >> But I've told you before, deep dish
00:35:09
isn't what we don't really eat that in Chicago. We do when you guys are in >> I ate it there.
00:35:13
>> I know, but we don't. What I'm saying is >> And so you do. >> When you live there, you just people
00:35:17
don't eat it that much. It's just We usually eat thin thin crust tavern style, which is square cut pizza.
00:35:23
>> Detroit style. >> It's tavern style. It's style. Chicago. >> Yeah. Yeah. Detroit.
00:35:27
>> It's ours anyway. Tavern style. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's tavern style. >> Eminem has something else to say about
00:35:31
it. >> Eminem's wrong. >> Yeah. >> Eminem's not even from 8 Mile. He's from Six Mile.
00:35:35
>> Okay. >> I've been over there. >> Yeah. >> Mom's spaghetti. They don't make that on
00:35:38
8 Mile. >> Okay. >> That's only on Six Mile. >> I've been there. >> Okay. >> Let's move on from
00:35:42
>> Half of the Pizza is tavern style thin and half is deep dish. >> Okay. >> It's a monster mashup. It's a monster.
00:35:48
>> It's like a Taco Bell KFC. >> Here's the problem with that if I may. >> Sure.
00:35:52
>> You put it in the oven. How do you cook it? >> Well, once Well, the deep dish dough is
00:35:56
going to be You're going to It's going to be layered differently. It's It's You could do that.
00:36:01
>> Yeah. Because by the time it comes out of the oven, the the thin part is going
00:36:04
to be black. >> No. >> Address part. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your yours is going Your part's going to be black and burnt.
00:36:10
>> Check it out. I mean, check it out. >> Yeah. >> You cook that half separately. And you
00:36:14
would join it with cheese. M. >> And you would join it with cheese. What's the binding agent? Cheese. So
00:36:21
they're half moons. >> I see what you're saying. >> So So the frozen pizza comes to your
00:36:27
house. >> There's a side of sauce and cheese. >> Yep. >> Right. Yep. >> You put the whole thing in.
00:36:33
>> Correct. >> Right. >> You cook it to a certain point. >> That's right. >> Then you pull it back out. Then you add
00:36:38
the sauce and the cheese and some toppings on top of that part >> at your leisure.
00:36:44
>> I love that word. I love the phrasing of that word. Right. And you put it back in.
00:36:49
>> Yep. >> That I can think. But we'd have to test it. >> Bad friends mash up. We would We would
00:36:53
get in the kitchen and we'd have to eat. >> Can I say something else? Yeah. >> Yeah. The tennis thing. [ __ ]
00:37:00
>> It's [ __ ] It doesn't work. >> I like it. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't like it at all.
00:37:03
>> But the but the bad friends pizza. I like >> bad friends pizza. We can do the monster
00:37:07
mashup. We'll do. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he really said that. So that's something that maybe we
00:37:11
can talk about. >> I'm down. I would love to do that actually because every time I go there I
00:37:15
eat his pizza. >> Yeah. Um can I just say um the tour with Carlos there was no real hangup
00:37:21
>> really. >> And there was one thing and that's all. >> Wait a minute. Time out. Before you play
00:37:25
anything. >> Yeah. Before you play anything. Yeah. >> What? What? Give me your grievances. Air
00:37:29
out your grievances. >> There was only one grievance. It wasn't really a grievance. Um grief
00:37:34
>> is it was at the airport and you were being >> Andrew. You would have been on my side.
00:37:37
>> What happened? >> Um >> a lady got in my >> No, no, no, no. That's not what Can I
00:37:43
say? >> Well, I feel like you're not going to tell the truth. >> Let him finish.
00:37:49
>> It's his birthday. >> It It's what? Whose birthday? >> McCone. >> He's gone. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:53
>> So, someone gets to pick up the birthday. >> All right. Right. So, um that that could
00:37:58
quite possibly be true what you're saying. Someone got in your way. >> They did.
00:38:01
>> Yeah. But then you said, "Excuse me." >> Yeah. >> They didn't say anything. >> Yeah.
00:38:06
>> And then you said what? >> SAY IT BACK. >> SAY IT BACK. >> YOU SAID THAT to him. No, he said it to
00:38:11
the lady that he said excuse me to. >> Oh, he's right. Yeah. Say it back. >> Yeah.
00:38:16
>> Are you kidding me? >> Say it back. >> Then don't say excuse me in the first place.
00:38:21
>> No, cuz it's a cordial. Two people were at fault. Who was at fault? >> She was. She was in my way. I'm
00:38:25
>> But that's that's arguable. >> She was in your way while you're walking. >> Yeah. She like did a cross like a like a
00:38:31
45. >> What was the tone? It What are your excuse me? >> All right. So, all right. I'm walking.
00:38:36
>> Let's hear it. Yeah, let's hear it. The excuse me was fine. It was excuse me. It
00:38:40
was very >> No, the excuse me was perfect. >> Thank you. >> Yeah, it was a perfect excuse me. And in
00:38:45
my mind, I'm like what a mindful thoughtful person. >> Right. >> Regardless of who was at fault, right?
00:38:53
>> That's a sweet very traditional way of saying I'm sorry, my bad or whatever. >> Excuse me.
00:38:58
>> Right. >> Then she didn't say anything. >> Right. And then what did you say? >> Say it back.
00:39:04
>> That's not how you said it. >> That's how I said >> that. There's no way that
00:39:06
>> say it as if she's walking away. Go >> say it back. Yeah, >> that's how that's how he said it.
00:39:10
>> He's right. Yeah. Say it back. When I hold the door for someone, they don't say thank you. [ __ ] I go, you're
00:39:15
welcome. >> You're welcome. Bobby would be mad at you on the road. >> I would be mad at you on the road for
00:39:20
that. >> You don't get to tell me what to do. >> You specifically know, but you work for
00:39:24
me. >> So, whatever he does, right, is a reflection on >> you. Unless she has no idea you're
00:39:29
together. Cuz you could go, I don't know that weirdo. Someone goes, "This [ __ ]
00:39:33
guy go, I know he's a piece of shit." >> Listen, I don't have any grievances. I thought that everything was actually
00:39:37
perfect. meal was good. Yeah. He didn't invite any strangers, you know, I mean, into
00:39:42
dinner. >> How was You got up on stage now. >> The 12 minutes. >> Oh, yeah. How much did 6 minutes?
00:39:48
>> Six. >> Let me But it >> was an eternity for >> But I'm going to say this. >> Very good.
00:39:54
>> Really? >> I thought for a guy that doesn't do standup and and to stay on stage for six
00:40:00
minutes in front of that many people. >> Is a big deal. We got to get you on now.
00:40:05
>> What? >> What venue are we watching? Uh, Minneapolis. The Orfium. >> Yeah, the Orphium.
00:40:09
>> We're gonna get him on Kill Tony now. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm serious. You should go do Kill
00:40:12
Tony. >> Now, you did open in uh which All right. So, I'm just going to say this.
00:40:18
>> Can we see? >> Well, before we even see in Chicago, the Live Nation rep walked up to me and
00:40:26
goes, "Interesting." I go, "Why?" We opened with Israel. >> Okay. Yeah, >> it's topical.
00:40:32
>> Yeah, I know. But it was like >> I said, "That's where I got my hair done." Yeah, people.
00:40:37
>> It was cheap. >> Yeah, >> kind of a joke. >> It's funny. I have to survive up there.
00:40:41
I'm not a comedian. >> Yeah, he's trying. He's swinging. He has to swing. He's got to swing.
00:40:45
>> Thank you. >> Do you want to play his or >> I want to see I want to see some of it.
00:40:49
Yeah, for sure. I mean, we could watch the whole thing. >> I do like your black people, though.
00:40:57
>> Hell yeah. Hell yeah. >> They're They're different from the ones in Texas and California, though. I
00:41:03
noticed they're not all like Anthony Edwards. >> Anthony Edwards is the ones I expect.
00:41:10
Um, they're more like the I am the captain now kind of >> Wait, stop. >> Huge pop.
00:41:23
>> Stop. >> That's awesome. >> Wait, wait, stop. Stop. >> Stop. Stop for a second.
00:41:26
>> That's so good. Can I see? >> No. No. Hold on. >> Wait. Let me play that again.
00:41:30
>> I'm telling you right now. >> That's so good. YOU GUYS ADDED YOU GUYS ADDED LAUGHS TO IT. I SWEAR TO GOD YOU
00:41:36
DID. YOU ADDED LAUGHS TO IT. THERE'S NO WAY THAT WAS A POP LIKE THAT. >> PLAY IT AGAIN. Let me hear it again.
00:41:43
>> Wait, >> what do you mean added laugh? >> Dude, there's a added track. There's no
00:41:48
way it's got a pop footage of the show. >> I WAS THERE. SEE WHERE THE DARKNESS IS?
00:41:52
I'M STANDING IN THAT DARKNESS. >> WELL, probably cuz he's ripping. Let me see. Say it again. Do it again.
00:41:57
>> In California, though, I noticed they're not all like Anthony Edwards. That's a good pop.
00:42:02
>> Anthony Edwards is the ones I expect. Um, they're more like the I am the captain now kind of.
00:42:15
>> Dude, you ripped dude. >> Did you get laughs that loud? >> No. No. No. Dude, he never got an
00:42:24
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>> Hello, wild one. >> There's the wild one. Wild one. Wild one. Wild one. Wild one.
00:44:11
>> Whoa. Look at those pants. >> Oh, dude. You got a shirt with rats on it, dude.
00:44:16
>> Yeah. >> Sit down, you [ __ ] homeless chic. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> We're in the presence of a movie star.
00:44:24
John Cena. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. >> The star of the new movie Little Brother
00:44:30
with John Cena is here. Him and John share the screen. >> I saw the poster. >> Proving I watched the movie.
00:44:37
>> They sent it to you. >> I have it on my Netflix. I watched it. >> Oh, baby. I love to hear it.
00:44:41
>> Homework. I'm never going to see it. >> Okay. Weird start. >> No. No. >> Weird start. I'm going to see it. I'm
00:44:49
going to see it. You promise? >> Me and Bobby almost did a Comedy Central show together. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Back
00:44:54
in the good OLD >> OH MY GOD, DUDE. >> BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS. >> What was that called?
00:45:00
>> I didn't say anything bad. It was called the Bobby Lee Bonenza. >> Wow. >> Wow.
00:45:06
>> And he played You played a sue chef. It was the predecessor to Chef. >> Yeah.
00:45:13
>> And what were you? >> Um I was a very racist character of a >> You played me >> like a [ __ ]
00:45:21
>> [ __ ] Okay, buddy. like a Al Jolson kind of a thing. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Everyone Yeah.
00:45:27
>> Literally wasn't. >> It was like a blast. >> You were my best friend. >> All right. You were literally my best
00:45:33
friend. You're >> still my best friend. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what it was. There was no [ __ ]
00:45:38
>> It was a bit, you know, it didn't age well. Let me put it that way. >> It never got picked up.
00:45:42
>> Give me Give me one of the lines. >> It never got picked up. Give me >> the one of the lines.
00:45:47
>> YOU WILL YOUR SHOE SHINE, BOSS. >> YEAH. CUZ MY SHOES WERE DIRTY. His shoes were dirty in his defense.
00:45:54
>> No, those No, he was just like a regular guy. >> Oh, soup's ready, bro. >> NO, THAT'S THAT'S NOT WHAT IT
00:45:59
>> And when we And when we shot the pilot, we were having a ball. >> It was a good time.
00:46:04
>> Yeah. >> No, he cast Donald Glover instead of me. >> No, I didn't cast Donald Glover.
00:46:10
>> Word around the campfire. >> Smart move. Yeah. >> Hey, if you want if you want a good
00:46:13
career decision, you're going to cast Donald Glover. >> Donald Glover. >> You know, there's a couple of things
00:46:18
that you brought that up before in front of me. Bobby, I'm trying to GIVE THE AUDIENCE
00:46:23
>> I UNDERSTAND. >> THE AUDIENCE NEEDS CONTEXT for our friendship. >> When you look at me like that, I feel
00:46:27
like you're look at me like to calm down. >> No, go ahead. >> Okay. I >> You're very sweet to me in the
00:46:32
beginning. You took me out to dinner at the farmers market. >> Yeah. And we used to go to You used to
00:46:36
have those great parties. >> He still has great parties. >> Block party. >> He's a big party guy.
00:46:41
>> Why are you making it weird? >> Yeah. Weird. I I know. But there was there was
00:46:44
>> I think it's the [ __ ] >> I understand that, but there was a 20-year uh gap between parties. Wait a
00:46:50
minute. You took me to dinner when I was a very young kid. >> Treated you like >> a king.
00:46:55
>> A king, right? >> Didn't cast me in the show, but that's okay. >> Okay. See, there's these little tiny
00:47:01
That's what it is with this guy. With this guy, he has he has he's like a Korean.
00:47:08
>> You're very Korean. >> Yeah. No, you have little like resentments that build cuz this business
00:47:14
business is hard and it comes out in weird ways, right? And this is the way it comes out with him, RIGHT? HE HAS
00:47:20
ANOTHER one about resentment. >> Yeah. Yeah. Holding on to resentment about how he's perceived this, which is
00:47:26
[ __ ] [ __ ] that he auditioned for Matt TV. He didn't get it and he thought that I treated him differently after
00:47:33
that he didn't get it. >> Is that true? >> No. >> He got a little Hollywood. >> Is any of it not true?
00:47:38
>> I don't know what he's talking about. >> Let's just say um the text, the responses, they didn't come back. Oh,
00:47:47
brother. >> Yeah, but I don't text anybody. He doesn't. >> No, no, no, no, no. There was the There
00:47:51
was texts were flowing. >> I didn't get on season 14 of Matt TV. Known as the best season,
00:47:56
>> best season of last season. >> It was It was the one It was the year that buried.
00:48:00
>> So good. >> That was the year that it buried the show. >> I think it got cancelled. That was the
00:48:04
last season. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and that's God's work cuz look at
00:48:08
your career now. >> Yeah. >> RIGHT. SO, [ __ ] YOU. >> It is true. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:14
>> It worked out for the better. >> [ __ ] you, dude. Yeah. >> He told me crazy stories back in the
00:48:21
day. >> No. Yeah. You can't say them. >> Bonus story. He told me he tried to quit
00:48:24
drugs cold turkey on the show. >> Yes. >> And weird [ __ ] ooze started coming. >> Yeah. I [ __ ] my pants and when I played
00:48:30
Connie Chong. Yes. >> And our Spears was going damn it smells like >> Yeah. So that is a true.
00:48:36
>> It's not funny. >> It's very funny. >> You told that to me I was like, "Hey, isn't that funny?"
00:48:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Years ago I know. I something happened where I was detoxing
00:48:44
off of Vicodin, >> right? >> Oh, you were Vicodin was your thing. >> Yeah. Yeah, that's an opiate. Right.
00:48:50
Yeah. You don't want to get >> two days before I did Connie Chung, right? The show
00:48:54
>> quit cold turkey. >> Yeah. The show goes you're you got to get off the drugs.
00:48:58
>> Taper though. >> No, I didn't know anything about it. So I So on >> how old were you at the time?
00:49:03
>> [ __ ] I was 32. >> Okay. So you're on Matt TV. You get Matt TV. But you were before Matt TV. You
00:49:10
were >> second season. You weren't on T television before this. >> I did commercials,
00:49:15
>> but like you were >> and I had done I had done I also had done Harelon Kumar.
00:49:20
>> I thought he was gonna say heroin. So Harland Kumar. >> So this was big for you
00:49:24
>> to be on that TV. >> Yeah, it was pretty big. >> So the pressure is immense. You're
00:49:28
you're going down to LA. You're getting pills. >> Yeah. Yeah. No. >> And you're having a good time. You told
00:49:33
me. >> So where no where I got where I got the where I got No. No. No. There was a
00:49:37
Second City guy, right, who had >> everything. He had um Vicodin for horses. >> Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:49:46
>> They were like these big blue They were big blue Vikodin pill. >> He had Vicodin and Ivormectin. He had
00:49:52
both. >> It was something. It was a specific big blue pill. >> See, this is a good story,
00:49:57
>> right? That he would because a lot of the cast members was from Second City. He would give me these big I would
00:50:06
spend all my money on these big blue Viking and pills and he um he knew writers and cast members, right?
00:50:16
He would go be backstage. >> They're like, "Stop selling this [ __ ] to Bobby." >> No, no, no. It was secret, right? So, I
00:50:21
would give him like three or four grand. That's why Ari >> Yeah. That's why Ari Shafir beat me up
00:50:26
because one time I asked Ari for four grand cuz I I was on it mad and I had no money left.
00:50:32
>> You asked He beat you up because you >> That's not what the context of that is.
00:50:37
>> Ari the real cont Yeah. The real >> I can imagine his like arms swing. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He beat me up at the
00:50:43
end of the day. >> Is that Hong Kong? >> No. >> That's Do you have any qualms with this
00:50:48
Mr. Andre? >> No. We've actually got along great. There's no >> We've actually called each other and we
00:50:56
we talked about how much we love taking this out. We really Yeah. Yeah. Because you seem to always have like a little
00:51:02
thing with me. >> But wait, maybe it's you. >> I don't think it's me. >> You think it's him?
00:51:06
>> I don't have a thing with anyone else in the comedy community. >> I get along with everybody. When we were
00:51:10
at that Netflix brunch, >> Yeah. >> Santino goes, "You talk to everybody. There's people here not so fun. You talk
00:51:16
to everybody. You got something." I go, "Well, >> there's one guy here. You know, we kind
00:51:20
of ruffle each other." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I talked to everybody too >> on that Netflix lunch.
00:51:26
>> Yeah, that's not what most people say. >> I talked to Odin Kirk. I talked to John
00:51:29
Stewart. I talked to >> Okay, you can name a few. >> Okay, I named a few. >> FYI, I was very social. So So
00:51:35
>> I was very social. >> So So Paul Shear selling you the pills and then Ari wasn't Paul Shear.
00:51:40
>> Why does Ari did Ari punch Why did Ari throw a punch at you? Okay, this is all
00:51:45
old news if I rehash. >> I love you guys have been a guest on your show and all we do we spend the
00:51:50
time talking about Bobby the whole time. It's like talk about your movie. How was
00:51:54
the movie? >> She's a movie star now, dude. >> Yeah, this is kind of like I did one movie.
00:52:02
>> It's pretty big. >> Netflix is top. It's going to be the top movie on Netflix.
00:52:05
>> Top movie on the >> 100%. >> You think so? >> There's no doubt in my mind. >> I'm flattered by that. I hope so. I hope
00:52:10
so. When you did the when you did the scene at the golf course naked, you had your [ __ ] out, huh?
00:52:16
>> Yeah, they give you a little uh >> No, no, the mkin. >> They give you a little bag, but if it
00:52:20
flew off. >> I wanted you to be butt naked for that cuz I knew I was You had fun. Yeah.
00:52:25
>> Well, you know, I try to keep it on. >> Yeah, >> but it it the thing the thing, you know,
00:52:29
with the water it slips off, >> John, good guy, dude. >> Good guy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a he's a ace.
00:52:35
>> He is an ace. >> Sweet guy. Total pro. Like >> nice guy. 100% >> like shows up early, always prepared.
00:52:47
>> Yeah. >> Just like a total pro. Like WWE is actually, in my opinion, the greatest
00:52:53
acting school you could ever go to. >> We've seen it work. >> Well, think about it. They have to have
00:53:00
a monologue that they got that afternoon on the plane. They have to deliver something out of their mouth that's five
00:53:07
pages long uh in front of 40,000 people. >> They can improvise. >> Yeah, but I I mean
00:53:14
>> it's not like it's not an Aaron Sorcin project where you have to do it word by
00:53:18
word. >> Yeah, but he's saying you have >> I'm making a larger point. I'm making a
00:53:22
large >> Sure. That's besides the I'm just saying what they have to do. They had to go to
00:53:27
Dublin, you know, one night, deliver a monologue that's exposition about the next fight in De Moines that the
00:53:36
audience isn't even connected to. And then another wrestler comes out and like, you know, they do John Wick stunts
00:53:43
for like 45 minutes. Then they got to deliver more exposition about it's like if you could go through that for as many
00:53:51
years as he went through it, a movie is like nothing. Like, you know what I mean?
00:53:54
>> [ __ ] right? It's like >> he's like do it again. That's fine. Yeah, we can take it again. [ __ ] that.
00:53:59
>> Another take not in front of 40,000. >> I mean that's why if you like you know
00:54:03
what's so funny about that when you when I watch the Hogan documentary it it showed many reasons why he gained
00:54:09
popularity Hulk Hogan but like one of them also was his delivery his character delivery on those pops whatever they
00:54:17
call them like the promo pops. >> He was flawless. like he wouldn't miss and they got it so tight, so good and he
00:54:24
was then they watched guys you watched guys they did out takes on that. It was wild to watch because people get
00:54:30
defeated >> like if they [ __ ] up they're like [ __ ] do it again and they would do it again
00:54:34
and you watch these guys like lose the character >> and then they have to take it was kind
00:54:39
of powerful to watch. So the more people that could stay in it like what you're saying that's how they got like it was
00:54:45
so organic. Very there's very few guys willing to get that jacked and do that much
00:54:54
wrestling and stunt work and also have to deliver pages and pages of dialogue and monologues like in an instant
00:55:03
>> and also committing to the character >> and commit to the charact story line and in front of 50,000 people
00:55:12
impossibly hard. So it's like you only get one of those guys a generation. It's like Hulk Hogan is like the guy for 10
00:55:18
20 years. Then you get Dwayne the Rock Johnson for another 10 20 years. Then you get John Yes.
00:55:23
>> for another >> 20 years. Who's next? >> I I don't know. Cody Rhodess. Who? >> Yeah. He seems like the guy.
00:55:30
>> He's the best. I just did Street Fighter with him. He's the best. >> He's the guy that everyone I think has
00:55:34
pinned to be the guy. >> He's the And his dad was Dusty Rhodess and his and his brother's Gold Dust.
00:55:38
>> Yeah, Gold Dust. >> Gold Dust. And you know, so I just I last year I got to work with John all
00:55:46
summer and then I went to Australia and did Street Fighter with with uh Cody. It's like I love working with wrest. And
00:55:52
I grew up I grew up with Hulk Hogan Macho Man Junkyard Dog sheets on my bed. >> So it's like working with
00:56:03
>> John Tonga the Kid. Yeah. This was shot in New York and I don't know Tonga the
00:56:07
Kid. >> This is Sorry. This New Jersey. >> Every time I bring up Tonga the Kid, knows
00:56:11
>> this is New Jersey. >> You don't know Tonka the Kid? >> This is before my time.
00:56:15
>> Okay. >> Well, let me tell you something. >> You're much older than me. >> We're on his land right now.
00:56:19
>> We're on his Do we do a We should do an acknowledgement if we >> Do we do a sacred land acknowledgement?
00:56:24
>> We're on Bobby's land. >> Okay. I don't feel comfortable. >> All right. >> I don't feel comfortable at an AAPI
00:56:34
panel. >> I'm Polynesian. >> I'm polyamorous. >> Yeah. Yeah. I haven't told my wife, but I'm Paul.
00:56:41
>> Is Tonga still alive? >> My god, I hope so. >> A lot of these guys are not alive. It's
00:56:45
like they're big guys. They did a lot of crazy steroids and drugs. >> He's alive. Good for him.
00:56:50
>> Tonga. Big fan. Samu. >> Sam Fatu. I'm going I'm going to Top Golf tonight. >> Why?
00:56:57
>> I'm Korean. >> Yeah. >> Oh, smart. Yeah. >> I'm fully I'm fully getting I'm fully
00:57:01
getting plastic surgery to become Korean. >> Yeah. I can't wait. >> Yeah. >> See, most of us are turning Chinese.
00:57:06
That's the new trend. me. I'm turning Chinese. >> Not me. >> Yeah. >> What were you going to say? Am I what?
00:57:11
>> Were you serious when you wanted to You said you texted me. You go, "You want to
00:57:13
go on tour together?" >> Yeah. It's [ __ ] serious. >> Do it. >> I love you, man. You're [ __ ] funny.
00:57:18
>> I would do a show with >> You gave me one of the best pieces of advice one time. You said,
00:57:22
>> "Make them laugh before your first joke on your walk to the stage." >> You gave me that advice very young, and
00:57:28
I I was like, "That's the [ __ ] best." because it shakes off the jitters so that that first like taking the mic out
00:57:38
of the stand, all that [ __ ] isn't awkward. So, I always I'll sneak up behind the audience and do a bunch of
00:57:44
[ __ ] goofy ass Andy Kaufman [ __ ] So, >> yeah. >> Yeah. I love you, man. >> It's It's um
00:57:49
>> It's smart because then once you do start talking, they don't laugh. So, I think that's a good
00:57:53
>> It's a very good one. >> Well, here's another note though. >> I also I want to steal your material.
00:57:57
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> On tour. >> All right. Yeah, do it. I'll do yours. But honestly, you can do we should do on
00:58:02
Halloween on Halloween. That's I gave you full permission to do the frown base. I don't know. What am I?
00:58:09
>> Yeah. Here's another is there's a difference between writing funny and being funny.
00:58:16
>> You understand what I mean? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. So, a lot of new comics will just
00:58:19
memorize whatever they wrote. >> Hey girl. >> Hey girl. Hi. >> Being funny. >> Yeah. Shut the [ __ ] UP.
00:58:27
>> I'M NOT GAY. SOME people are funny, some people right. >> Okay, dude. >> Spill that tea, girl.
00:58:36
>> Tell us. Go off, queen. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I really want I want your belly back.
00:58:42
>> No, >> I know you're trying to do the Kumo thing. You're probably doing peptides.
00:58:45
>> He's getting jacked. >> Don't. Please don't. >> Remember Australia? >> You with that pop belly when you really
00:58:50
had the dad bod. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Every before you told a joke, I was laughing.
00:58:55
>> Okay. Cuz you look you looked like human comedy. >> Why are in this Bad Friends circular
00:59:03
thing, why is it a a cartoon of you with a Chuco community leader? >> That's Paul Rodriguez.
00:59:11
>> Yeah, that's a young >> Yeah. Yeah. I replaced Paul. You didn't know that? Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:14
>> Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. >> Bad is really with him and Paul. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The original.
00:59:19
>> Yeah. I look like like a Cheich Marin like Yeah. >> Yeah. >> We're going to podcast. But why do I
00:59:25
look like Salvador Dolly in this one? >> You have a Dolly style. >> You think I have a Dolly style?
00:59:30
>> You have a very Dolly bite. >> Hey, I liked when you guys popped up on Happy Gilmore. That made me happy.
00:59:34
>> Oh, that's cool. You know what? I'll be honest with you. >> Huge for us >> as a as a comic. I have to say
00:59:39
>> it was awesome. >> I think you're very funny. You You're just You're You have my
00:59:44
>> I love you, bro. >> No, no. You have my kind of energy. >> I >> I think we're similar. the other day
00:59:49
when you ever come by the house and behind me when I see you in years and you came up from behind me took my shirt
00:59:56
and wrapped it over my head. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? And I haven't seen
00:59:58
you in years. Right. That's my kind of energy. >> I know. But you got very shy. >> What?
01:00:03
>> You got shy. >> I got shy. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm more corporate. >> I'm more corporate and I watch what I
01:00:11
say. Okay. >> Corporate big corporate fans. >> I'm corporate. Yeah. Have you ever done
01:00:14
a corporate gig? I've never done one. >> I've never once asked been asked. When I
01:00:18
hear comics like I had to do a corporate gig once and yada yada yada I'm like how
01:00:22
how did that not once why would a single corporation look at us and ask us >> but here's another reason
01:00:32
>> shaloo or something >> a compliment >> is you've always even as a youngster right has always been you've always been
01:00:40
fashionable >> you think so >> oh yeah yeah I've always yeah I've always thought to myself Eric Andre is
01:00:46
fashionable >> have you ever said it. >> I never said it to you, but I always felt it like you're cool.
01:00:51
>> Thanks, man. >> Yeah. Dresswise. Yeah. >> Santino's like, "Do you want me to leave
01:00:55
you two or?" >> I couldn't care less. >> He doesn't care. No, no, no. He doesn't
01:01:00
care. >> We were going to do a movie together. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> What happened?
01:01:04
>> We were going to do something together. We're going to do something together one
01:01:07
day. >> We were going to do a movie together. >> Yeah. Yeah. What happened? It It went by
01:01:10
the wayside. >> You got You got a little sunburnt. >> I did. >> Yeah. >> Today? >> Yeah.
01:01:15
>> Really? Is it in my face? You got a little [ __ ] >> I got a little color. >> You got Well, it's a little red. You
01:01:20
golfed it? >> No, >> you got to do SPF, dude. You're going to kill yourself. >> I'm doing SPF, bud.
01:01:24
>> Yeah, >> I'm doing it. >> I'm not I'm not joking. >> Look, Blue Lizard. Look up Blue Lizard.
01:01:30
>> I I hope I hope you're getting moles checked and all that stuff. >> I'm getting it checked. I got I already
01:01:35
got two. >> Yeah, cuz you're out golf. I know you're always out golfing and you're you're not
01:01:38
you're careless. >> Blue Lizard, dude. >> You can look up whatever you want. I'm
01:01:41
talking I want to use that. Is that a good >> I love Blue Liz. >> Okay, good. >> Okay. Well, you're taking it in a weird
01:01:47
direction. >> Brother, I like Blue Lizard. Do you use facial creams at night? >> No. No.
01:01:54
>> Like when you >> when I was in Korea. >> Yeah. >> All my platonic gal pals were like, "Go
01:02:01
in every >> store and buy me every lotion." And I came back. It looked like I was like
01:02:08
smuggling lotions into >> You do have the best [ __ ] and and um >> what >> there's a
01:02:16
>> a beautiful people >> there's a new Korean >> what are you looking at >> I don't know where it is that's why
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there's a new Korean store that just opened for those face products right it was like a two-mile line
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>> yeah yeah and they're using like snail >> yeah look it up new Korean two-mile Yeah
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>> this is a real this is a real pitch and you're going to think I'm joking >> and I don't know how good is your Korean
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Wait, it's called Olive Young. That's what it's called. All of Young. >> Can you speak
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>> fluently? Why don't we pitch a super duper lowbudget wacky comedy show to Korean television
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>> and speak only in Korean? >> Yeah, I can be the I can play the dumb American and you give me like
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>> Yeah, I literally You probably know more Korean than I do. >> That's probably
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>> That's how little I know. Yeah. I know that's all I can count to. >> No, he can say that's four. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. I can say go to I can say certain things. Hako is a school. >> Donell Rawlings. And I'm not making this
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up. Fluent >> fluent Korean. And I >> He knows more than he can dunk my body. He knows more than I do.
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>> Well, cuz he hates me. >> It's mindblowing. He hates you. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Since when? Why?
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>> He just has a He has a little thing with me. >> You told me no comedians hate you at the
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Netflix comedy brunch. He wasn't there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Donald was there. >> You asked Donald.
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>> So anyway, Olive Young is a mile long. I want to go in there. >> Let's go. >> Yeah, let's go.
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>> Where is it? >> Yeah. Where is Olive Young? >> Pasadena. >> Pasadena. >> So there's a there's a there's a long
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line. Can't you call and say I'm Bobby Lee? And >> it's temporarily closed. >> All right. Is it
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>> You can call and say I'm Bobby Lee and they'll cut you to the front line. >> Yeah. They'll get you in there, Bob.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait, click on the Is it closed? Is that true? >> No. Century City was
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>> You know, I thought that was your mom the whole time. That really tripped me out. This is why I don't like this chair
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that much cuz I can't. >> First of all, come on. >> No, no, no. We have to. >> That's crazy.
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>> We have to for the sake of No, it's for the sake of the show. >> Jack Black's out there.
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>> Jack Black. Those chairs have been sat in by legends. >> Merl Haggard. >> Merl Haggard. Mortz.
01:04:26
>> Mortz Saul. >> Yeah. >> Uh Shecky Green. >> That's not true. All of them. >> Oh yeah. Mort Saul.
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>> Mortz. There's no >> red skeleton. Skeleton. >> Red skeleton. >> Red skeleton.
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>> Caesar. >> Flip Wilson. >> Uhhuh. >> Uh-huh. We've had black. Did you do this
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cat skills? >> We've had blacks. We've had some. Yeah. From >> Have you had blacks?
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>> Yeah. Couple. >> Do the blacks go crazy when they were in here. >> Blacks love this show.
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>> They love it. They love >> the blacks. Just >> The blacks love this show, baby.
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>> Your laugh is demonic. >> I love hog wild hog wild. Yeah. So, can you tell us about the
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movie? >> Okay. So, the movie I play I play um Cena's little brother. >> Okay. >> So, he like did like a uh you know uh
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>> genetic testing. >> No, no, no, no. It's not it's not um what is that? Junior twins.
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>> 23 and me. It was like not biological. So, he like >> 30 years ago when he was in high school
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and I was 10, he did like a program the big brother. >> Oh, big brother. Oh, I like it. Where he
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like adopt you know, adopted me for a few weekends and it was he just did it for like it looked good on his resume
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for college, right? >> But for me, you know, this abandoned lifealtering, you know, 10-year-old, it
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was lifealtering. >> Yeah. >> Then I get in this horrible car accident. >> He gets a call from the hospital like,
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"Oh, your brother's in the hospital. He has a biological brother." So he's like,
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"Shit." So he runs to the hospital with his wife. He opens the curtain and it's me. He hasn't seen me since I was 10. So
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it's just me. I'm all [ __ ] up. I'm in the medical halo. Like blood coming out of my mouth. Yeah.
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>> And they're like, "Who the [ __ ] is this?" And they're like, "Holy [ __ ] I think that's my little brother from
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the the program that I did, but I haven't seen this guy in 30 years, and I only hung out with him for a few
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>> few weekends when we were kids." Yeah. And then I slowly, it's like a what about Bob meets the movie Parasite. I
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slowly like like the wife kind of starts, you know, she's enchanted by me. The kids love me. His brother loves me.
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Everyone at work loves me. He's trying to be a real estate agent on this reality TV show and he almost gets like
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kicked off the show, but they love me so much they want not only him back, but they want So I like drive him nuts.
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>> That's it. I want people to watch it. So that's You know what I mean? That's great premise.
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>> This movie is on Netflix. Go watch Little Brother. Also, Eric is on the very first episode of the Bad Game Show.
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>> Yes. >> We You're episode number one. Episode number one. >> All right, we got to we got to go. Um,
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>> can you look in the camera and say thank you for being a bad friend, please? >> Thank you for being a bad friend.
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>> Yes. Woo!