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Call of Duty: Emotional Warfare | Ep 24 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

July 27, 2020 / 01:32:15

This episode covers a variety of topics including hiking in Joshua Tree, video games, and the mental health of celebrities like Britney Spears and Kanye West. Bobby Lee and Khalyla Kuhn discuss their recent trip to Joshua Tree, where they mention hiking, family time, and their friend Linus who runs a coffee and pizza shop. They also touch on the concept of kikomori, a Japanese term for reclusive individuals, and how it relates to their own experiences.

The conversation shifts to video games, with Bobby expressing his reluctance to play online with strangers, while Khalyla shares her thoughts on the gaming culture. They discuss the impact of fame on mental health, referencing Britney Spears' conservatorship and Kanye West's public struggles.

Throughout the episode, the hosts share humorous anecdotes and engage in playful banter, touching on their personal lives and the absurdities of the entertainment industry. They also reflect on their own identities and experiences growing up, adding depth to their lighthearted discussions.

The episode concludes with a discussion about the nature of fame and the pressures that come with it, particularly for those in the public eye. Bobby and Khalyla's dynamic provides a mix of humor and serious commentary, making for an entertaining listen.

TLDR

Bobby and Khalyla discuss Joshua Tree, video games, and celebrity mental health issues.

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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude i'm an asian dude you two

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are disgusting oh you two or something we're bad friends hey who went to joshua tree

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did you have a fun time oh my god you know it's like in the movies you know there's uh a bunch of [ __ ]

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cars ramming into each other in the desert white dude bald white dudes with [ __ ]

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chrome oh yeah yeah yeah joshua tree man oh no it's out there you do some mushrooms man yeah yeah

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and then there's um a lot of dirty whites out there a lot of dirty whites yeah that's what goes to the desert

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dirty whites i love it i like the desert man it's it's uh there's nothing to do that's

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number one no there's so much to do well there you could look at rock formations

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you could go you could go hiking rock formations you could go swimming i can go hiking here

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where in uh like the hollywood the hollywood hills yeah but you won't i would i've never

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i know that's my point yeah i have never at least if you didn't i didn't go

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hiking there as well i know but what i do love about it it's alone time with me and my family so it's

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not alone at all it's completely alone it's like the most alone i've ever felt

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and you're with six other people well i have to i'm there with the old man raj

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you were there with all then raj kalila's mama and papa i went with uh do they like you it's

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like is not the word i would use it's um they tolerate love they love you you are loved because

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i'm i'm a special one yeah you're a special i'm a giver oh really you're shaking

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your head i'm not who won chiki-cha what's chiki chow is that like a filipino carnage asian

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who won chika-cha i took second and one tournament roger i took second in that tournament and

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then who who won the four man chikicha you yeah do you know why what's the song

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and chicago for the mind my friend i'm gonna win the battle of the brain a cheeky job yeah pick up your card

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check it out yeah yeah so we did that what else did we do i saw the family went hiking and you didn't go

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i heard and you brought your hiking boots well no i bro somebody bought me brand

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new hiking boots that have never been worn who bought them kala yeah why you say somebody

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[Laughter] like it's a mystery who else would get you hiking boots sometimes i get hiking

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boots underneath my pillow from the magical ferry so they all went hiking you did not

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would you did you sleep when they were hiking for the brain yeah in the mind of the

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brain the first the first iteration is mine yeah um did you enjoy the nature did you soak

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it up bob i've been there before what we also did was um we have some hippie friends out there

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shane d yeah yeah yeah burning woman burning woman and uh she has a boyfriend his name is

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linus [Laughter] if i've never met a guy named linus is linus the stinky one

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yes the one that has and linus owns a coffee shop slash pizza place slash cbd emporium yeah so we opened it up

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necklace maker slash 311 uh international disc burner yeah yeah i know this guy i know linus

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yeah and linus opened up his coffee shop pizza he made pizza for us it was fun that's awesome did you make pizza no oh

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would he let you make hand make pizza or no oh no no i don't know how what's his

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shop called should we shout it out i don't know linus i'll go to linus's pizza and coffee

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coffee yeah linus pizza coffee yeah there was a you know there's a show called i like it's called

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body bazaar no i don't know it body bazaar is a very interesting show it has every episode has

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three very unique physical conditions or abnormalities or deformities this is where the the thing came from that you

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taught me about what this is where that crazy deformed disease person came from a different one

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not progeria the other one that you showed me uh the one where it's like pre-pose that's

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it which one you you you showed me a picture of someone on the internet do you remember yeah that one that's

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called uh harlequin harlow harley quinn harlequin ichi there is somebody with harlequin in it

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but there's other diff crazy ones where um they have ones where they have a skin disorder

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they do they have a skin disorder where um you know they they're born with um no

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skin what do you oh i've seen that yeah it's it's almost like you can see their veins

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and you can see the inner workings yeah they're translucent yeah i saw this one where um

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the mother in the mornings have to wrap you know his son like as like a mummy before he goes out

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before he goes to school like a mummy and then at night he has to take a three-hour bath to take the bandages off

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and every layer it takes off and he screams because it fuses to his skin yeah and he has to live like that

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every [ __ ] day don't you feel lucky yeah i want it you want it yeah i do want it

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do you see my freckly freckly i got more sun yesterday and you know what my babysitter used to do

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my mexican babysitter she used to take me on the roof when she was tanning what was her name lisa

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mexican alvarez oh there we go she'd take me on the roof and um she hated my freckles and she

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would make fun of me and she says freckles are ugly and i and i got self-conscious you know what she

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used to do she just put lemon juice on my freckles to see if they'd go away yeah

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she tried to burn them off my body yeah freckles are are ugly why why not what's ugly about it it it gives me a

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little bit of style it just for me um i just don't i used to date a girl with freckles

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yeah yeah and i used to like when she was sleeping at night i'd connect the dots yeah

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yeah it's just a freaky little thing that humans have it gives me texture you can

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call that in the same way in the same way that your skin tone is is yellow it has a yellow undertone

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there's no yellow it's so funny you know what you do have yellow i'm i

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have a red red or orange i'm red and orange undertone you have yellow underneath

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if this was let me ask you something if you pulled out a crayon with my skin this it wouldn't say yellow

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yeah it wouldn't say yellow on the thing you'd be closer to yellow than you would

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any other color in the brown no you're not brown oh my god you're [ __ ] ridiculous

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you have an undertone of yellow skins have have undertones look it up i have an undertone of

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reddish and orange so what does julia rudy bad rudy what does she have understood undertone um uh

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taupe it's a taupe color it's like a it's like a yeah poop yeah yeah

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so i have undertale well does my you met my brother he has it too he's a deeper he's his yellow is deeper

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than yours deeper yellow it's almost burnt yellow burnt yellow isn't that a yellow

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yeah sun crisp sun crisp yeah yeah he uh it's uh he's he's like a heat

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miser yellow like it's it's really intense but it's it's the depth of you know how the middle of a

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fire the hottest part of a fire you know what i mean it's like d it's like guttural and deep yeah it's deep

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your red is um very deep as well i know this well it's more orange i think i'm

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more orange beyond my hair yeah it's like um my tone is orange it's like the color of you know how a

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dog's dick comes out the lipstick yeah the lipstick part yeah yeah like this

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you take that yeah and you you chop that part out if i was gonna make your collar i would

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chop that part out yeah and then i would probably take a really strawberry starburst yeah yeah smash

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that right grind it together yeah and then i would take um just a big steamy pile of [ __ ]

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you know and that's the my color yeah yeah here's what you are yeah what

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you're a uh i'll take a couple of glass noodles yeah and i mesh the glass noodles

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together with your urine but urine dehydrated urine hot bright yellow dehydrated i didn't

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drink water for a week urine yeah okay then i mix that around for a while then i take fingernail clippings

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okay fingernail clippings mash that together inside of there a couple of a couple of the butts of

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cigarettes a couple of cigarette butts for texture and and and uh absorbency yeah smash that together yeah and that's

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you ah you know what i would do for you you're a noodle cigarette butt toenail

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yeah that's your if that would that would be your scent that would be your scent if someone said

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what does bobby smell like i go noodle cigarette butt toenail what is mine dog you sink you think i'm a dog dick no

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yours is um if you took like a fat karen okay you know in the park a meredith any yeah no a karen's

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complaining but a meredith is the fat cat yeah yeah yeah i'm meredith yes and she's complaining right but she

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happens to have a yeast infection right and i tackle that little meredith down right

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and i you know put a hazmat suit on whatever because i don't like meredith meredith the smell down there right and

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i would shave off you know what i mean bits of that yeast yeah stick it in one of those like

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those little you know in asia we would we crunch like nuts and stuff in a little medicine bowl that's right yeah

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i'll stick that in there right and i was sneaking in the white house right what are you doing in the white

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house to get trump i need trump [ __ ] okay yeah and i would take i had lunch with him yesterday no you didn't

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and that would take the tears the taint hairs of trump yeah because it's redder than most yeah

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and it's also mixed in with like lies yeah and deceit yeah yeah i'll clip that out yeah stick

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it in with the meredith ease right and then i would take that um what's that animal in chicago the

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grizzly animal in chicago your mom it's funny that grizzly animal it's don't don't talk about my mother well

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it's just a joke relax yeah my mother's very pretty she's a beautiful woman unlike your cross-eyed

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mother don't you you don't have to [ __ ] get i'm not bobby mudder i'm i'm bobby mom you're so [ __ ] mean

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dude that's your skin color anyway um your mom you know what your mom looks like

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what your mom looks like you know when kids dress up as old people yeah and they're that's what your mom

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looks like a kid that's wearing a mask you know kids are dressing up like old people to buy booze

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with uh during covid this is a real thing young teenagers will put on a ton of like makeup in like

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a bonnet and they wear the mask because it covers up the majority of their face and their

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hair yeah and they wear old people clothes they're going to thrift stores and they're getting canes and they're

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walking in they're buying booze they're [ __ ] geniuses they caught a bunch of teenagers doing

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it just the other day wow how smart when you because i haven't been to a store since the pandemic i know

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do you have to like how do you if i give them a credit card and they go um id please nobody asks for id they

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don't i swear to god i have mine but i don't get asked for id when i buy

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booze or anything anyway anymore but i've i've never seen them but now everyone does apple pay you know

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you have this really weird like um because you know sometimes when i look at you

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i think to myself here's a really good bro a guy that i could be ch pals with come around you know i mean

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it's almost as if you and i are two children that really didn't grow up with each other but we've

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it's almost as if a couple neighborhoods away i've no i've known you for all my

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life yeah and that we we've been doing this from the dawn of time yeah being

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reincarnated and doing it again and again right but then sometimes i feel like i

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don't know you at all and that you are an evil piece of garbage human and i just don't want to be there with

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you where i want to be is with the chummy you know whimsical when we're having fun having

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fun but that's only like that's only when you want to have it the parental

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you know oh you don't like to be told what to do you're disappointed you got mad at me because i didn't

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[ __ ] play video games because i just couldn't admit the truth yeah which is i [ __ ] don't

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want to play video games with a group of people i don't i don't it's fine i don't want

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to play with a bunch of strangers if you said let's sit in a room and play super nintendo together i'd probably be

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here for 10 hours but instead i don't want to be online you don't have number one we we don't have to stream it

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it's on the internet i've seen it all i've no know i know you my brother doesn't like when people

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stream you guys stream every week i know but there are people that he'll go on and say he'll go i don't

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want to stream and they'll turn it off my point is is this how do you know they turn it off how do

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i destroy them what do you mean can't they just record it without you knowing

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what they're gonna listen i play with a kid named raymond i know raymond i've said

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i've heard about that or this kid right yeah if he put on if he streamed because sometimes i'll go my manager

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will call and i'll go put everyone pause the stream they all pause it because i want to talk to them my

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manager about things you're just trusting all these random strangers from the internet

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no they're friends now you don't even know them i do know them i know them as

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much as i know anybody else all you know about them is that you enjoy playing video games together

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when you're playing listen it's not as if you're when you're playing you're

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gonna give me some philosophical depth about you playing a video game makes you like best friends with somebody no

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no but i'm just saying that what you think to yourself is is that when i'm playing it's not as if we're

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constantly strategizing what are you talking about we talk about how was your day at work

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you know this happened but you don't remember what does remy do for work he used to work at a car dealership but

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then he got fired now he works at a four-star hotel as a receptionist because he's moving here in september

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he's trying to save his money why is he coming to l.a because he wants to do he always he used to work for like

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a um a sports local sports show in his um hometown of georgia and um he he was doing their social media

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and and he also was producing some segments he's always wanted to live in that world

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he's a huge fan of yours he huge fan of mine he's a huge podcast fan he knows all of them so he's

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become a real friend he's i'm friends with all of them but the other people you don't know as well

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yeah i only play with people that i know in the beginning yes i'll be at yes but the ones that i'm

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playing with now so you're developing a relationship with these they're my friends you're falling in

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love with these people on the internet yeah that's not f it's not people from the

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internet they're just kids that are always on how old are they ramy's 20. how old are the rest of them i play

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with this kid named um josh price nice kid from denver 14 15. no he has like a little deficiency

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oh he's disabled just inside his mind and yeah and then i play with a guy named

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matt who lives in wales and he's a um he's a taekwondo instructor but he's missing an arm

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that's got to be tough yeah if you look at his instagram he's just going ha ha

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the whole time with just one arm and he uses his legs and then this one it's like ah only is

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right he can only do it it's a knob it's a nub yeah he's like get over here

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yeah but he doesn't wear those prosthetic things yeah he just uses you know he's a the

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nut freaks people out with a knob well then you know you know what nubs to me need to be

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perfected do you do you pilot do you polish a knob or do you color it i would you know like you know a pool cue i

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would use that yeah we use that blue stuff yeah yeah for my nub because you want more

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attention on the nub i feel like most people don't want any attention on the

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knob yeah or you know when um gymnasts they use that powder uh chocolate chocolate yeah i'll put

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that that and then well it dries it out but now i'm not done and then i would scrape it with [ __ ]

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sandpaper i would go to home depot get just a sheet of sandpaper just scrape it so it just evens out you know smooth

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smooth it out yeah you know what i would do i would get a prosthetic yeah with with skin on

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the outside you know that it looks like an arm but i want it twice as long as my other

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one so i just want one arm like this and one arm like this at all times just yeah just a huge left arm yeah and the

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other one's like this i just have a string where you just kind of yeah yeah control it or you could

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probably get a you know a tattoo well i know a friend who has a who has and has a missing limb and he has

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tattoos all over it like the first joke he got was you should see the other guy on his nub

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and then underneath he wrote um uh don't play with knives and then he's got all these he's got

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tons of tattoos joking about the nub and then just to like give shape and art to it yeah it's an art nub

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his name is make it so it looks like you know it's infected you know i mean yeah like it's almost like you know like

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people are like that just happened and you're like oh yeah you could go in and do that

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pretend every time yeah we just walk into a bank you know people go i would constantly

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you know how they can have those those fire suits you know how they can they can put enough of that stuff

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on to i would constantly light it on fire and just wave around that's that's how you could get free [ __ ] walk

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in somewhere go call the police they would run out take [ __ ] blow it off and then go out

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the back if if you could lose one of your limbs what would you lose if i could if you had to if you had to

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choose both or you got to choose a limit like these are the kind of games these are the kind of questions that you

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play when you're i remember in high school you'd go camping for the first

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time with your buddies and you would uh you know there's nothing to do there's

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nothing to do you set the fire there's nothing to do so you just kind of you guys want to play a game

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mm-hmm and then be like yeah it's like all right so who would you [ __ ] bobby me or randy

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well i know where that's going yeah you're because you're like both i'd [ __ ] both of them no this ends up

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being an orgy this is what you're trying to say you're trying to do one of these

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trick things on trying to get me involved in something that you did i didn't have sex with my friends like

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you did you weirdo i didn't have sex with you you know when you go out to camp and

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your buddy's like show us your penis we should kiss him no no you did do a lot of weird stuff like

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that when you were a kid you had weird moments of doing weird i guarantee you you had a moment in the woods with a

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friend who made you do something uncomfortable didn't didn't they maybe yeah yeah you're trying to make it

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seem like everyone had that experience the weirdest thing we ever did was a leg yeah a leg you'd lose a leg yeah

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right or left my left leg why it's the weakest out of all my limbs you do have a bad left leg yeah

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the knee is not good um you're just talking about arms and legs correct yeah but you can't get a prosthetic what

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no left arm then left arm yeah because you use your right arm too jack off mm-hmm

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i use oh also the guy the guy matt who i played with from wales lemmy i don't know is his name matt

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limby no matt nubbin nothing yeah he has one arm matt nubbin yeah he i don't know how he plays but he plays

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with the nub is that on is the nub on the joystick and then the buttons are his right hand

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i think he uses his knob i don't know what nub and then he plays but he is very good on a computer

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desktop or this is on ps4 well you know with warzone you can put people most people play a lot of people play it

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on computer how many is it ps5 now it's all cross platforms what do you have a ps4

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is five out coming out when does it come out soon are you excited not really well i get it

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do you get i don't get excited about any technology i do oh my god the new iphone comes out i was like i'm not like

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oh what can well you play video games so much wouldn't that be it's like saying a new piece of golf

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equipment comes out i do get excited because i'm like that would be cool to use

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yeah but when a new console comes out the games aren't really necessarily the

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first generation of that console games are always necessarily that great because they're beta

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yeah um but yeah i i'm not that excited you know but in terms of war zone let's go back

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to that um i've only asked you to play because it's just pure joy and fun

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i want i want to have fun with you my problem with video games is yeah when i play them it's a personality

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trait i feel like i should have been doing something else my brain goes you should be writing you should be

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working out you should be um cooking you should be talking to someone you should be

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but in my mind it feels like i'm just killing a clock to me it's not that i fight i feel the

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enemy are you i feel the opposite i feel like i'm really accomplishing something but

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it's also um it's like watching a movie like you know kalila will watch a korean soap opera from season

00:25:08

to the beginning all seasons in a row right i don't do that either i know but

00:25:12

she does that and i don't really play like this during if it wasn't a pandemic but it's

00:25:19

like i don't know how long this is going to last but when the pandy wasn't

00:25:21

happening you were playing all night long instead it wasn't you weren't playing in the middle of the

00:25:26

night there would be months where i wouldn't play at all because you were working

00:25:30

no it depends on what game it is like if there's a game out it's not like if i like movies i'm gonna

00:25:36

watch every movie ever made why not you know but like i will watch i've like seen

00:25:43

every christopher nolan movie mm-hmm have you i guess i think i have i've seen probably almost all the things

00:25:49

that he's made i'll yeah i've seen every west ham tarantino yeah but there are some people that i have

00:25:57

like like most movies that come out i don't watch and that's like like that

00:26:02

in video games you're saying when you get hooked on a game you're hooked for a

00:26:05

while like there's a company called bethesda they make my favorite games they make

00:26:10

fallout and they make um elder scrolls skyrim you know and every time a fallout or a sky or an

00:26:17

elder scrolls comes out i will play it from beginning to end because they're the type of games that i

00:26:22

like right what i'm saying is grand theft auto if a grand theft a rock star if

00:26:26

grand theft auto came out the new one obviously i've only only played them through one time

00:26:31

but i will play it through one time because it's cultural people make references to it and it's

00:26:37

important it's important to you yeah to everyone no to you no you think i can get by without

00:26:43

knowing anything about about skyrim yeah listen i'll be fine you and i just because you can do duos in in in

00:26:52

war zone just two people okay so you and i parachuting down parachuting down right

00:27:00

do you know how much fun we would have where are you going oh my god you're right that would be it the whole

00:27:09

time and no why are you doing that no but it'd be one of those things where it's like also

00:27:15

i believe that you're going to be so good at it that you're going to be an asset to my

00:27:20

stats oh i improve your stats you might and um if i come over to the house can i

00:27:27

do it with you there or no i have to have my own [ __ ] you have to have your own [ __ ] but um

00:27:31

i'm telling you right now that you're going to be like we have we play with the same guy named

00:27:36

kung fu nick and kung fu nick he's a black guy no he's asian huh kung fu nick

00:27:41

you know he when his wife is sleeping you can hear him going all right she's

00:27:45

asleep guys i can play a little bit he only plays for like 45 minutes and he goes back to sleep

00:27:51

you know that bothers me so why it's just the idea that a guy is like sneaking away to play video games is

00:27:57

like why can't you aren't you an adult is kung fu nick a grown-up yeah he owns it he has his

00:28:02

own dojo oh he owns things he owns his own so who the [ __ ] is telling him he can't play

00:28:06

video games his wife that's the craziest [ __ ] i've ever heard if my wife ever said i don't want you

00:28:13

playing video i don't play video and my wife said i don't want you playing golf

00:28:16

i'd be like bye yeah i you can't tell me that what's the point of golf it's the same

00:28:21

thing no there's no point to it the difference is i like physical activity and getting up

00:28:27

and getting out i don't like being at home at it i know but it's still pointless no

00:28:32

i ca no it's no no it's not possible first of all putting a little ball into

00:28:36

a hole is pointless you're a nihilist now now anything's pointless that's what i how i feel about video

00:28:41

games it's like i'm not saying video games same exact thing right out of playing video games as you

00:28:46

do with golf yeah no don't diminish it it's a great sport it's good warzone it's a great video i'm

00:28:53

not i just don't find that it's ever gonna help me it will no because my anxiety is so high

00:28:58

i haven't tried it i can't finish a movie try it i can't finish it free

00:29:03

what i'm saying to you it's free yeah don't you don't you have to pay to play no it's

00:29:08

completely free so i buy the game you don't buy it they give it to me for free yes

00:29:14

why would they do that because they make money off of like when you play warzone and

00:29:19

you spend you don't spend any money you get you get what everyone else gets right but if i buy special weapons no

00:29:27

there's no special weapons no but you know you can buy an operator because if you if you don't get an

00:29:35

operator you'll look like just a regular soldier on the battlefield but he had that no one has a different

00:29:41

abilities how much money have you spent on the game couple grand no wonder it's free no because you spent

00:29:53

a couple of my bros my brother hasn't spent any money zero that that would be me but when we fly

00:29:59

down right he's just like this regular white guy where i you know you know i mean does he

00:30:04

get to design you can't design your guy no but you can get get operators and

00:30:08

they're not that expensive they're like three bucks but i have to get all of

00:30:12

them how did you you spent over th you spent thousands of dollars because you bought how many operators

00:30:17

all of them over time how how long is this dude how long has the game been out four or five years oh okay

00:30:28

what do most people spend nothing so most people like yesterday we were playing with raymie and raymond's like i

00:30:34

need a new operator and i venmo them 40 bucks what is an operator it's just whatever your character looks

00:30:39

like when you're down a new avatar yeah when you're running around yeah yeah and you spend thousands of dollars

00:30:46

on operators yeah operator yeah yeah really why not i don't know i just think it seems yeah

00:30:54

obviously have you spent thousand dollars on golf yeah but that's a real thing

00:30:58

no war zone is a real thing no no like like a golf club i physically have to use yeah with when

00:31:04

i'm physically doing this yeah but you don't have to change your operator your brother doesn't you don't

00:31:09

have to get great golf equipment you can just get shitty coffee equipment you have to pay for it either way your

00:31:14

brother does it for free yeah i don't want to i know but i don't my brother

00:31:19

doesn't get operators because he doesn't have the money to get it so why don't

00:31:22

you give him the money instead of venmo and the other guy 40 because i already asked him i go do you

00:31:26

want to get a new operator he goes nah fine bob i don't want one he wants one he doesn't

00:31:30

want one because my brother doesn't like fashion my brother's never liked fashion so

00:31:37

you're saying it's about fast if i go to if i go to like uh vans right and i go i'll buy you i

00:31:42

could go into a vans right now and go you want a pair of shoes you go yeah he doesn't even have to point it out i

00:31:49

can go in there and just pick one because i know what he likes he wants the plane all black vans no it's like

00:31:58

always brown plain nothing cool right if you get jeans hey i'm gonna get some raw den

00:32:05

how much do i spend money on i i spend me and nick youssef and all these comics right kevin christie

00:32:12

will go to self edge and go hey so you know did that double ply um okinawa raw denim come out yet oh yeah

00:32:21

but we only have two they're like 600 bucks you spend 600 bucks yeah per pair yeah see you don't like fashion

00:32:30

it's not about fashion it's about getting if you wear anything but raw denim aside from raw denim

00:32:36

japanese raw denim don't even lock eyes with me really yeah you're really pretentious oh yeah about

00:32:44

jeans yes who gives a [ __ ] i do why because if you're wearing jeans you know how sometimes they make jeans that

00:32:52

are dirtied up yeah and they put the lines in it it's not organic it's factory made it's

00:32:57

corporate it's i don't like it right you're wearing a shirt that's factory

00:33:01

made you know what this is a black sabbath shirt no this is made worn look it up look it up

00:33:10

and if i took you there your eyes would get boggled it looks fine no i'm just saying i only

00:33:16

wear yeah that's probably what is that a two 300 shirt hello you see this jefferson indoor gun range

00:33:22

from new orleans louisiana free i shot a gun they gave it to me i'm fine with that that's fine

00:33:28

but that's what you're like my brother you don't like fashion i like fashion

00:33:31

and that's why i buy operators when i [ __ ] play warzone you're cuz i want to look good you're a little asian

00:33:36

prince you're right i like fashion you're a pedophile you're not a [ __ ]

00:33:40

little white peasant you're you're making up for something you have to have

00:33:43

nice fancy clothes because everything underneath doesn't work this is the emperor's new clothes

00:33:47

what's underneath is broken this is the emperor's new clothes well the black sabbath 400 shirt and 700

00:34:01

jeans aren't going to help it but it makes me feel good why listen when i grew up

00:34:06

i asked my dad can i get a [ __ ] game console no can i get clothes no right can i eat no right

00:34:16

no it's always like you know on their terms and so growing up i was like this is

00:34:22

just retaliation in my early just let me finish in my early 20s i went to i went to thrift stores right

00:34:31

at first not out of you know because it's cool to look retro because that's all i could

00:34:36

really afford right right but then what i found was old i got old rock teas before all the

00:34:45

rock tees were you know we're cool right so i've always liked these type types of

00:34:51

clothing right but it's like um you know but then when i started making money i was just like

00:34:57

you know i would go i want to i remember walking up to kevin christie one day and

00:35:01

he can admit this this is what this is when um you have heard of apc yes what is it

00:35:08

a pc it's uh you don't know just say you don't know a full uh awful primer correctly apc is like

00:35:19

they they it's a clothing company yeah i know they do beverly hills and it's i

00:35:22

know where they are okay and um you know have you heard of golden goose no okay so i wear you know the tennis

00:35:29

shoes all the tennis shoes i wear they look like 20 30 tennis shoes right but they cost way too much

00:35:35

1200 bucks and that's so dumb i'm just saying look at this yeah 7.99 look at this montclair okay how much is

00:35:44

your sandal how much is your flip box hundreds of dollars yeah same function yeah eight dollars but it

00:35:51

has the montclair on it what does that even who cares if it's montclair they make jackets no you don't

00:35:56

get it so what i'm saying i i i can't now what i'm sounding in the podcast it's like an ass

00:36:01

as an [ __ ] because it cut all this out no yeah yeah no because this is real it's not real you really feel that way

00:36:07

you think that that's gonna make up for whatever annoyance that you have about

00:36:11

anything that's not why would a montclair sandal i'll tell you why yeah okay because and

00:36:17

this is the truth and i like nice [ __ ] by the way that's the truth you know dean

00:36:20

delray del rey yeah dean darrell went he called me one day he goes hey man i'm over at hey

00:36:27

hey man i'm over here yeah yeah yeah i'm over at um oh i go yeah he goes yeah man there's a

00:36:35

montclair jacket here that i can't afford i go take a photo of it what is montclair i didn't know where it was

00:36:43

ah see i know he's like yeah just rich you know french people were so he sends me and i get it right the

00:36:50

montclair jacket and now i'm wearing this camo vest montclair jacket at the comedy

00:36:56

store and i know it i've seen it yeah and david spade walks up to me i don't know him at all never talked to

00:37:05

me before yeah he walks up he sticks his finger on the montclair logo he goes what's up man you're doing

00:37:13

good like what do you mean i love that company and then we became friends so you bonded over expensive jackets

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makes you know okay yeah you know i'm not i am an elitist i guess yeah you're yes in many ways look i like

00:41:00

fancy stuff too yeah i just never understood the word you challenged why i buy operators in warzone that's where

00:41:07

this is giving you no i didn't challenge it i said why did i give you an insight well the

00:41:11

bottom line is you like you're you think you think it's important to look good

00:41:16

to wear nice [ __ ] yeah it's you know and generally it doesn't really matter i get it in at the end of the

00:41:23

things especially this is going to get a lot of backlash because i know why people aren't doing

00:41:28

well in the pandemic i don't spend that much money right now but you know i have in my life

00:41:35

i have in my life i spend money on stupid stuff too like what my car is very expensive yeah that's

00:41:41

right yeah you drive a piece of [ __ ] and i drive a nice car yes but but that's a thing i use all the

00:41:46

time i think clothes to me are like i take this off i get naked at the end of the day at my house

00:41:50

these things mean they just i only wear clothes because i we have to because legally the law says i can't

00:41:56

walk around otherwise i would put on just swim trunks and walk around like that all day yeah i don't

00:42:01

ever want jeans or shirts or i don't like it i live in california so i don't have to have lots of clothes

00:42:07

when i lived in la jolla i knew this kid named tom his dad was a multi-multi-multi-millionaire

00:42:14

i was broke and um his dad also was like hipster-like he looked cool his dad yeah

00:42:21

like effortlessly cool and he drove up to this his dad one time drove up to this

00:42:26

coffee shop he used to work at um in a clunker like the window was blasted out you know the hubcaps weren't there and

00:42:35

he walked out of there just looking like a degenerate right and i thought to myself

00:42:41

yes so that's why i always have a clunker the car it's always beat up there's always a

00:42:46

window missing right yeah i don't give a [ __ ] about cars yeah but that's what i'm saying you care

00:42:50

about fashion you're that's why you need operators yeah but i don't you know but when i you

00:42:54

look at me it's not because it's not i i look i like the the heroin chic look yeah you look like

00:43:01

homeless plus yeah yeah i like when it's like huh but look i'm jealous of the fact i've

00:43:08

talked about this but i can't that's a cool shirt i [ __ ] love black sabbath

00:43:13

whether or not you even like the band is a debatable thing do you like black sabbath i love black sex okay

00:43:18

but people wear those shirts a lot and i resent it because they wear like the kardashians will wear a [ __ ]

00:43:25

a metal shirt like a pantera shirt i know they don't like pantera yeah okay that's my problem with the culture

00:43:31

that took over wearing cool [ __ ] all right dude listen so because of it i'd rather wear a jefferson indoor gun

00:43:36

range new orleans louisiana i'd rather wear this yeah because it's fun okay when i'm at maid of warning made

00:43:44

war made worn made worn yeah oh it's called made worn made worn is it a replica or it's

00:43:50

an actual vintage shirt it's the guy that does like all of christopher nolan's like

00:43:55

clothing and stuff with his movies especially the history pieces this guy is um he's friends with dean but he owns a

00:44:02

factory not a factory on fairfax and he sells these shirts what he does is he collected rock t-shirts

00:44:10

all his life and um he created a company called years ago called junk food which was a

00:44:17

clothing brand and he made rock teas there as well but they were factory made in asia and stuff like that they didn't

00:44:23

look so he decided he sold that company and decided to make a real vintage clothing company but

00:44:30

he took he takes this is a brand new shirt no one's ever it's never worn never worn

00:44:36

so it should be called made never worn and he has a crew of people dipping in oil

00:44:42

putting it on the sun you know i mean stretching it so you pay for the fur to be worn

00:44:46

yeah and um so when i go there it's like um i don't pick out shirts like he'll go look at look at this one

00:44:55

you go i go i don't know that band so i don't like them so i won't can't wear it right right so

00:45:00

it's like if it's a class shirt or i love the clash or the sex pistols or

00:45:04

whatever it might be i'll get that you know so they spent they have little people

00:45:09

ruining the shirts so you can not dwarves not like that [ __ ] i thought you said they had lps there

00:45:16

leprechauns i thought you said they had little peas no so he employs only lp's no no no no

00:45:21

no so a bunch of lps they'll wear out the shirts and they run down to the river and they

00:45:26

wash it but also if you go there right if i brought you there you'd be like oh cool not just cool

00:45:34

his that factory that he has in that on fairfax is like a [ __ ] museum well then let's

00:45:40

go it's ask anyone that's ever been i i don't you know because of your attitude

00:45:45

because i have to call and make an appointment because of your [ __ ] attitude they

00:45:50

may not uh right now or in general right now oh okay yeah in general could i is that

00:45:55

okay in general yes but right now the frame that i'm in right now i don't deserve no

00:45:59

you don't deserve anything oh really you're a game combative and nasty i'm being um first of all i'm not being

00:46:05

combative nasty just play warzone [Music] fight stop being a [ __ ] [ __ ] and a

00:46:13

[ __ ] okay you're not a man of your word here's the deal yeah i am if it's something i care

00:46:17

about no no i'm asking you as a friend to play one time okay so then i have here's the problem i have to

00:46:25

go buy a system i think you said that you had an xbox i have an xbox you said please cross

00:46:29

platform i want to play it on the one i'm supposed to play it on no no no half the people i play with play it on

00:46:36

other i said some people play it on the computer it's cross platform all right so the game's free i'm gonna

00:46:43

go you have the [ __ ] i download it yes i need to go get my headset well yeah make sure you have a mic to it

00:46:49

i need to get my headset with a mic yeah and i log in i create a player then i have to spend hours learning the

00:46:55

the triggers and the buttons that's not it's literally so self-explanatory

00:47:00

there's so many buttons on the xbox thing now oh my god listen it's i don't know right

00:47:05

trigger left trigger top top all right so let's say this is the let's see this is the control

00:47:17

i have it right in your little mind just make an assumption what would be shoot uh right trigger exactly

00:47:27

yeah what about the top and right buttons what about the buttons throw grenades both of them make you

00:47:33

throw grenades it depends on what your um this is where it gets dumb dude i just i don't i don't have the capacity

00:47:40

to yeah you do to care yeah it's more of it's more of it's hard for me to like

00:47:43

invest i used to play you know what i used to play yeah what tiger woods golf i loved it simple i'm a simple man

00:47:56

i'm going to be playing in tiger woods could you you go on a tournament you play tiger

00:48:01

woods yeah you hit the ball and then and then you [ __ ] about 12 other women yeah no way

00:48:06

tiger goes to waffle house after his round right if you win a round you're allowed to leave go to waffle house

00:48:11

and you [ __ ] darla in an afford galaxy uh look i've never [ __ ] a black woman

00:48:16

by the way yes he has tiger woods you think during all that escapades he didn't have sex with a

00:48:20

black girl you're insane give me one huh maybe one geneva johnson oh geneva jennifer johnson charlotte north

00:48:28

carolina 4 30 in the morning outside of an ihop my bad but um look look look i'm going to play i

00:48:35

promise why not no look at me i don't want you to i oh you don't know what

00:48:41

[Music] what i am is what's kikimore i mean you don't know who kikomori is obviously i just asked

00:48:51

you i don't know what it means i know you don't but do you know what it is

00:48:54

[Laughter] yes akikomore is a guess what it is i know what it is what uh kikimori in japan are these little

00:49:02

tiny they're almost a muskrat size and they no seriously they're little tiny muskrat

00:49:07

uh rodent creatures and they've got um bulbous bellies and cute little noses

00:49:11

and beautiful little eyes yeah and they roam around uh northern japan you're describing japanese people

00:49:18

oh right yeah they roll around no you're a kiko mori is um is a servant of a

00:49:23

korean um uh fighting instructor a martial arts instructor it's a servant and he no yeah isn't that

00:49:31

a kick of more i'll just tell you what it is kikomori is the guy it's the guy who

00:49:36

hand makes um you know the guy you know [Laughter] he hand cuts out uh dim sum is a japanese shut-in i was so close

00:49:52

i was gonna get that one you're getting that so it's a it's a it's a recluse

00:49:57

there are kids in middle class homes even um upper class kids who have never left

00:50:04

their room you're a kikamore i could have been i think i think i'm hikimori

00:50:10

they never left their room and so that basically what happens is they go okay that's just them yeah you know what

00:50:16

i mean i hear mine yeah they always say okay yeah they just set up the at their own because they have to

00:50:20

go okay and then the next thought comes right okay here we go they always say here we go here we go

00:50:25

okay here we go my friend um and then my friend why do uh why do people always say my friend

00:50:32

from from different lands my friend because it's a no matter where you go my friend my friend my friend my friend

00:50:38

one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah for while

00:50:40

you're riding my friend yeah because they want you to think that they like you or they go mr

00:50:45

meester eastern yeah whenever i was when i would go to mexico mexico and the kids would

00:50:51

sell chickens yeah they got me they're you know what i would do i'd steal the

00:50:57

chiclets yeah i put them all in my mouth yeah let's spit them at the kid yeah yeah

00:51:03

or i i wasn't til was shopping at tijuana once shopping yeah and there was a man with no arms

00:51:09

and low legs and he was just sitting there like on the side well don't do that with your

00:51:13

arms because you didn't have any i know but this is people with no arms yeah

00:51:18

they have invisible ones they're fake they wish they yeah yeah so he was actually doing this right

00:51:26

right yeah and he was like you have money mr right so i didn't know where to put it he didn't have a cup

00:51:34

he stuck it right in his mouth you have to put it somewhere yeah where do you put it between the eyelid i mean

00:51:40

you got to put it right on his head yeah right no he had it i just stuck around his

00:51:44

mouth he's like he's there yeah yeah yeah i want to ask i want to talk to you about something for real

00:51:50

oh no i want to tell you about kikimori real quick oh yeah tell me okay come back i have something to ask you

00:51:55

because i'm so interested in what you think but i'm like finally we go back to

00:51:58

kiko let's start with kikamore so there so i what was it okay okay remember yeah that's what he's thinking

00:52:07

okay so let's go these kids go okay so i don't want to talk to nobody i don't want to work i don't want

00:52:16

nothing right so they basically just sit in their [ __ ] rooms and their parents

00:52:23

put food you know sometimes in a little slot through a slot because they don't want to see anybody

00:52:28

they see them but they take it and they're always on computer like one kid made a lot of money on like the stock

00:52:35

market uh-huh but he just never left the house so he just gives his parents money and

00:52:39

he just says give me whatever i need and leave me alone right but then most parents they just

00:52:44

enable it and these kids stay in they're never living never seeing the light of day

00:52:49

yeah so there's a big academic uh epidemic so it's and it's kids they're playing

00:52:54

video games that's it's amazing again but some of these they ring like manga and and

00:53:00

you know watch anime are you a kikamore yeah she could have be what does kikamura directly translate to

00:53:06

shut in shut in kikamura sounds so much nicer than shut in i know it sounds like it's more noble i

00:53:12

i came up with the movie idea a long time ago about like me as a shut-in or like i l i grew up here though in la

00:53:21

in l.a my dad dies so my mom just tells all my friends that i moved back to korea

00:53:26

oh and then like 25 years later you remember she she's sick now right uh-huh and she calls all my

00:53:36

friends but now all my friends are like adults with families and stuff and they go

00:53:40

uh he didn't go back and they're like what yeah he'd be here the whole time he lives in garden grove

00:53:47

so it's all my friends coming back to comedy yeah right and trying to get me to live

00:53:52

life again as a grown up but now but now i'm like i don't know how to really speak i haven't talked to anybody

00:53:58

right in 20 years this is like a autobiographical thing for you this is almost a little bit

00:54:04

this is like your life a little bit no man i'm a go-getter mm-hmm ask me the question

00:54:11

that was rude ask me the question i didn't mean it you are shut in with video games though

00:54:16

are you gonna play today though i'm gonna i promise do you know what a conservative

00:54:20

conservatorship is conservatorship conservatorship no britney spears is under a conservatorship do you know what

00:54:28

this is when she had her public meltdown there's like a hashtag going around called free

00:54:33

brittany people think she's like being held against her will ever since she got publicly you know she

00:54:41

shaved her head and freaked out her you can put someone in a conservative ship which means like you have a

00:54:45

guardian taking care of you to make sure you're not losing it going off the deep end and

00:54:49

hurting yourself or others right so her dad is her conservatorship overseer and a lawyer and they get salaries and

00:54:57

she's only allowed an allowance this is a 38 year old woman or whatever she is

00:55:02

so i go on our instagram because i'm seeing all these conspiracy theories online

00:55:06

and i'm like let's check this out this is this real is just [ __ ] but here's what's wild listen how she is

00:55:13

this is what's great two things one how old do you think she was when him baby hit me one more time came out

00:55:19

16. 16. was she 16. she was 16 in that video with like a school girl outfit dancing all sexy and [ __ ] yeah i've seen

00:55:26

that video many times so they trap so they trapped it was on mtv i was on mtv the whole time and i loved it yeah

00:55:34

yeah yeah i didn't like it i loved mtv no i didn't like the video yeah you did you love the song

00:55:38

you love getting it did you like the song love the song my loneliness is killing me

00:55:45

yeah so i love that yeah so she she was trapped in this child world of being exploited and now

00:55:53

she speaks like a child listen how crazy this is this is not real this is all real this is her that's her

00:55:59

instagram i want to show you this is her instagram i saw the dancing one of the dancing you saw this one the one where

00:56:03

she dances yeah i'm not mocking her by the way because i think this is mental

00:56:06

illness like and i mean that because [ __ ] the house though what kanye's going through

00:56:11

is the same thing he's having a public meltdown right yeah but like i'm not mocking or

00:56:15

dancing but this feels okay here this feels strange feels strange it's beautiful i literally

00:56:20

almost cried what it's i think it's great it just feels something feels awesome

00:56:24

something feels off it's the opposite of freedom do you this feels not free if you something feels off to me what do

00:56:30

you mean i feel like another one i don't know this feels okay here you go answering question questions

00:56:35

and by the way she won't answer all the fans are like what's up with the

00:56:38

conservatorship like people are worried about you hashtag free britney and she won't answer any but like listen

00:56:43

also listen how child she sounds like a baby listen to this her baby voice hi guys so a lot of you have been asking

00:56:51

me more questions in the comments and i'm here to answer all of your questions

00:56:54

so the first main question that you guys have been asking me is what's my favorite disney

00:56:58

movie my favorite disney movie is probably frozen just because i really like the fact that the two sisters

00:57:04

um their relationship and then one goes off and lives in a castle just because she can't deal anymore

00:57:08

um my favorite movie movie is probably a ferris bueller's day off um what time do i go to sleep i go to

00:57:15

sleep between 11 30 and 12. it's it's like a babe it's like a child ah

00:57:20

it's it's the same thing it's just it feels like what happened to michael j fox

00:57:29

no he got it that was a shake michael jackson michael jackson oh [Laughter] michael j fox you know yeah yeah but no

00:57:37

um it feels like this this is the honest truth yeah is i feel like when you're developing

00:57:45

yes in your child development years yes especially you know in your teens early teens

00:57:51

you they're just i feel like those two was they were just exposed with fame exploited exploited they were fortunate

00:58:02

yeah they can't um that's where you learn you know who you are development you

00:58:09

know yes in your mind this so they were trapped they were trapped and that's why michael talked like a kid

00:58:15

and he would play with kids and like they just don't know how to function but this is so this is another one this

00:58:20

is a let me show you just this one more the way she says stuff is just okay so a lot of my fans have been

00:58:28

asking me a lot of questions during my comments i listened and so now i'm gonna answer

00:58:32

all of your questions the first question that you mainly asked me is what my favorite song is

00:58:37

my favorite song is toxic that i have done and i have no idea what my favorite song

00:58:41

stop for a second stop for a second i can't see the way she's shaking back and

00:58:44

forth yes she's on medication my favorite place to visit is hawaii and turks and

00:58:49

caicos turks and caicos is a little bit more jungly and more um tropical um there's not that many

00:58:56

people there it's a small island and it basically has the cleanest food the most beautiful ocean the spot

00:59:03

is amazing hold on here we go my favorite place to visit yes okay what's my favorite food is a chili

00:59:09

hot dog and then um if i had three wishes what would they be for love happiness and a world supply of

00:59:16

designer clothes that's it love my three wishes love happiness and a world supply of designer

00:59:23

clothes yeah that like this is strange mine's love yeah happiness yeah and warzone so i mean if you you know i mean

00:59:35

if you you were and japanese raw denim you were also an abused young yeah trapped exploited person yeah

00:59:42

i just feel something's wrong it feels strange it feels like like this even this photo

00:59:47

that's like a scary f that looks scary yeah it looks like i'm like i'm ever i'm not okay

00:59:53

but just imagine being here yeah right at 16 being like the most famous thing on earth because i remember in

01:00:02

in one of the michael jackson documentary where he was just kind of like can i meet her like he wanted to meet

01:00:08

her yeah and do so that's how big she was yeah when michael jackson wants to meet you either you're a boy

01:00:17

that's it or you're a boy or yeah he thinks he can make you look like a boy

01:00:20

or you know you're super like famous do you think i can make your girl turn into

01:00:24

a boy [Laughter] yeah yeah so and she was that big she was massive massive where but then

01:00:33

when she had a breakdown she she she publicly had a meltdown and they put her under this conservatorship

01:00:40

and they say it's not a big deal usa today did an article new york times did

01:00:43

an article i mean this is very this is like a a known thing her family is like this

01:00:48

is being exploded out of proportion this isn't true but you look at a lot of this stuff it

01:00:53

looks like it's a cro it's like a weird lonely it's strange it's like amanda bynes

01:00:58

right that was mental health too right this like the kanye thing did you watch kanye with dave chappelle on the

01:01:03

ranch no what it's the saddest it's the weirdest did you know did you know about this no

01:01:09

chappelle went to go see kanye to go like just see how he's doing because kanye had

01:01:14

that do you see all the presidential he did like yeah but did you see like he did like a speech and was like i almost

01:01:19

killed my daughter and he was bawling and no i'm sorry you gotta watch all this

01:01:23

stuff but dave goes to his ranch [Laughter] trump's senior advisor he's but he dave goes out there to like check

01:01:33

in on him flies flies in and they're standing in front of the video and they're just like he's like

01:01:38

dave say something funny and dave's like what what do you mean he's like do

01:01:42

something funny we all need we need happiness right now yeah and it just i know anything i don't know i know

01:01:47

this i was in the desert so i know it just it's a it's an unfortunately weird video and it's like

01:01:55

it's on his twitter it's really weird man here we go all right dave can you please

01:02:02

just make a smile the world needs some you know we need some some joy yeah we need a smile

01:02:10

brotherhood is real love is real wait a second i still not smiling bro i was we need some kind of some joke something

01:02:22

like just something to like lift our spirits oh [ __ ] [ __ ] i don't know i'm still on my first cup of coffee

01:02:30

[ __ ] all right let me take a good joke he's losing his mind hey what's up what is this what is going

01:02:52

on like bringing a new guy is it arsenio [Laughter] it's not even a photo uplifting joke you know i don't right

01:03:03

now okay that's a laugh and they walk away and he literally goes all right man peace like he gets on a

01:03:18

plane and he leaves again yeah it was like a photo op i mean like yeah to kanye dave was going there to

01:03:24

probably genuinely check on and be like bro are you okay yeah i'm wondering about kanye is does i

01:03:30

mean i don't know the dynamics between kim and kanye but you know it's obvious

01:03:35

to me that he has you know mental health mental health health issues yeah he needs to be on

01:03:40

medication i don't know what his diagnosis is is it bipolarism i think he said he was bipolar bipolar

01:03:46

he gets his manic episodes yeah yeah right yeah so um i'm wondering i mean if let's

01:03:52

say kalila had these mental you know yeah i would and we were that rich right what would you do

01:03:59

i would hire somebody just just that you're the pill guy you're the guy yeah that's

01:04:06

what a conservatorship is that which britney spears maybe yeah yeah yeah i go tito

01:04:12

frank margot it will be a woman margot yeah yeah margot you're she takes the pills

01:04:20

in the morning yep at night and if she doesn't you have to see it go down her

01:04:25

[ __ ] throat yeah and if she doesn't eat that [ __ ] you're fired and margo's gonna be like all right yeah

01:04:33

and that's her job and i'll pay her 200 000 a year just to be the pill girl i don't give a [ __ ]

01:04:39

that's that's how important it is yeah if kalila was in the public eye right and i'm in the public eye

01:04:47

and it's our job to have a certain presence an image yeah right because kanye

01:04:55

starts going into these mania and that's when he goes to trump where's the make america you know well

01:05:01

it's attention seeking it's he goes and then he goes when he went into a [ __ ] remember he went to

01:05:05

an iphone uh mac store yeah walk on stood on one of those tables i know if i stood on a table at a mac

01:05:14

store security right imagine well everyone would pull out their phone and go what

01:05:20

is bobby lee gonna do right if they wouldn't know they're like what's this fat asian guy they don't

01:05:24

know bobby lee yeah they do yeah they don't know bobby lee yes they don't

01:05:28

they don't yes they do you walk in the apple store they go bobby lee i have two dudes i'll have two dudes and

01:05:34

okay if i go to mac store two two asian nerds going oh big tiger belly fans and they just hide in the

01:05:39

corner no i've had this yeah hey man you should have had more than one line in the wrong missy because it's true

01:05:47

that's the kind of recognition i get that that's real fans no that's real things that's not real

01:05:52

fantastic that's real fans but um so like i would have a [ __ ] if i was kim i would have just

01:05:59

a pill guy yeah but this is an issue this is an issue that's greater than we could ever

01:06:04

imagine why because it goes deep like this is a deep weird cut kanye is kanye is

01:06:11

more famous than famous he's he is he he is a name that's synonymous with

01:06:16

our industry not just music anymore so he's a shoe mogul he's like people that know nothing about him know

01:06:23

him he's baton there's layers of that i know there's so much to unpack it's hard and

01:06:28

this is gonna be a very difficult thing to say but um and people are gonna maybe argue with me

01:06:33

but time will tell like for instance there was a time when britney spears was kanye

01:06:41

in terms of that kind of fame no britney spears was super famous not like kanye kanye and especially because now kanye

01:06:51

married the most famous family in hollywood right you're right so there now he's the roof right

01:06:56

okay but i would have to argue that britney was up there she was she would go to nigeria

01:07:02

and just go into a village and go do you know who britney spears is like we have her shirts yeah they would

01:07:07

have been there right so i don't know now we're talking you know so who's fame who's my family i don't

01:07:13

know 15 years from now yeah there might be a time a moment in life where most people don't know who he is

01:07:21

yeah time will tell i don't i don't think i i don't think so i think he's i think he's

01:07:26

going to last for a long time i just i'm afraid that this is the kind of stuff that hollywood

01:07:29

does and they don't give a [ __ ] about it they did this to this guy the system

01:07:33

this weird game also i think marrying into that family is the most toxic [ __ ] on earth

01:07:38

i think being a part of that family is what ruined him 100 100 what a crazy backwards family of

01:07:46

people that are billionaires for being popular well let's i want to i've never really

01:07:55

said this but what is their talent the kardashians i'll tell you is captivating america

01:08:06

with looks and presence they're able to sell uh themselves as a whole i i am the look that you want i do the

01:08:15

things that you want to do they're images that's a talent they sell images okay

01:08:20

it's i i'll obviously it is talented because it worked because there's a

01:08:24

there was it's not a talent like your stand-up comic i'm not saying i'm not i'm not it has

01:08:30

something to do with me i'm just asking a question yeah no no because i you know one day this is what

01:08:36

happens you wake up i remember one time this is a long time ago maybe 15 years ago

01:08:41

yeah where i was i went to this a meeting that's in um cedar which is you know in

01:08:48

that hospital yeah and but next to it it's like rodeo and all that stuff right

01:08:52

and i was getting when you go to cedar sinai the hospital this this amy is on a sunday if you walk

01:08:59

two blocks on robertson there's a [ __ ] starbucks there i know it so i would go to that

01:09:03

starbucks and one time i would i saw these three girls walking down and then paparazzi taking photos

01:09:13

and then i remember going to another a guy going what the [ __ ] who are they oh those are the kardashians you don't

01:09:18

know them i never at that time i'd never heard of them yeah and then over the years you just

01:09:23

kind of go you hear the name and then you see the billboards yeah and you turn on the tv

01:09:28

and it and they're the center of the universe almost yeah and but still the whole time you're

01:09:33

asking what do they do what how do i see their talent it's not it's not for me for me to

01:09:41

become a fan it's not a tangible talent it's not like something so weird i know look i i spent

01:09:46

time hating it years ago being like ugh gross and now i just go no that's no it's a talent they're selling

01:09:53

something that people are buying so who's to blame so sure if i had that i would do it i

01:09:58

just don't have it if you could just sell being bobby as a look and be a billionaire if i could

01:10:03

just stand like on you know rodeo drive bobby over here bobby over here bobby bobby right here

01:10:13

and then they sell like i'll do some hand thing like this right and they'll sell like photos and then

01:10:18

maybe moldings of the hand yeah and this is a thing if you if anybody on earth could sell themselves

01:10:25

just as who they are yeah uh i guess that is make a billion dollars doing or is it luck no there's

01:10:33

the mother is the great puppeteer she's the master manipulator he's the one

01:10:36

she's the wizard she's the wizard she's she's behind the curtain wizard

01:10:40

yeah yeah i'll sell my daughters to playboy i mean that was the whole thing is they sold her sex tape and then she

01:10:45

got famous after the sex tape and then the sisters got famous because they transformed on camera into like these

01:10:50

these uh uh then they then they were the ones that started doing the butt implants and all that that became like a

01:10:55

thing because they were part of this it's crazy yeah yeah it's just um because there's no way to like

01:11:02

there is no what sucks about that you know yeah it's there's no like there's no road to

01:11:08

that like for instance it's an accident if you want to become like you know you can

01:11:12

be a kid and go i want to be in a cool [ __ ] band yeah so then you just you're in your garage playing riff and

01:11:18

getting your car all night practicing all night long right and you get other people to do it

01:11:23

and you experiment with sounds right and you just hard work you're on tour you know and

01:11:28

that's a path right as a stand-up we have a path as an actor there's always a path but with them

01:11:34

it's like i want to be known yeah and how do you and you just stand well now kids want to be social

01:11:41

influencers that's what it is oh i just found out about that social influence you're an influence

01:11:47

ago i didn't really know what an influencer was well you're an influencer

01:11:52

you know what you're really you know today i've been trying no you're an

01:11:55

influencer i've been trying with you dude but you're really trying to [ __ ]

01:11:57

get at me i'm saying people like what you do so that so that's i'm not an influencer you're an

01:12:02

influencer influencing people to do what nothing yep i influence people to do nothing

01:12:10

no you influence people love your hairstyle that there's a bunch of kids online that are doing your hairstyle now

01:12:16

what are you on your mind there's a ton of kids there's little korean kids

01:12:18

they're doing your hair oh it's they're probably your influencer there maybe your kids are too [ __ ]

01:12:23

going to cats and like taking off cat hair and just putting on their eyebrows right that's what they're doing get

01:12:28

gluing into their eyebrows and they're looking in the mirror and you have a tangible putting [ __ ]

01:12:33

real weird freckles little poop marks yeah poop marks right and then also doing this like how do i

01:12:38

become like that i want to be angry like him i ate me and [ __ ] you you know man they're doing that

01:12:45

you're influenced people as well look you have a tangible talent no i don't

01:12:48

yeah you do all right fine extremely funny it's hard for it's hard for people to understand what

01:12:53

their talent is and that's fine people don't like them my point is it's pretty brilliant that

01:12:57

it worked okay pretty brilliant that it worked i i get what you're saying here's all

01:13:01

right so let's just get into it all right you know when i because i sometimes ask myself

01:13:08

um like what is my talent and you're a [ __ ] kid no but listen when i'm doing this like right now

01:13:15

right what i have to remind myself is just just be yourself just it doesn't matter because you know

01:13:22

you can't in podcasting i know people listen to some people listen to my [ __ ] and they go

01:13:28

yeah he doesn't really know much or you know he says words wrong but that's just

01:13:32

me just saying [ __ ] it i just i don't care no filter no say words wrong yeah i don't know how to pronounce

01:13:39

certain words but i guess their the kardashians are just being themselves or what they want to or what they may be

01:13:46

that's no i think that that's essentially who they are maybe you know their father was a huge lawyer

01:13:52

mm-hmm so they come from money and he and he rep probably the oj yeah right right didn't he rap okay amongst many

01:14:01

other cases yeah yeah many other huge and the oj thing crazy he was crazy yeah he never did

01:14:07

anything anything wrong he's just a nice sweet dude he played football what he is that is he

01:14:12

in prison for a heisman trophy that's probably what they got him for being too good

01:14:17

yeah he didn't do it do you think oj killed his wife rude i don't know about that i know wait wait

01:14:24

she doesn't know who oj i know get closer to the mic do you know who oj simpson is no

01:14:32

wow wow you never heard of o.j simpson at all can i see his face no no no you can't see his face no

01:14:38

that's going to then you're just going to take it let me ask you this just by based on the

01:14:42

name you think he's a white guy black oh wow why is that why is that i don't know so oj oj

01:14:51

what do you think oj stands for i don't know orange juice no do you know what oj

01:14:58

stands for aren't all james james yeah aren't all james now if i told you aren't all james

01:15:03

simpson was does that sound like a black guy or white guy white guy yeah what do you think he did

01:15:10

you just said that he killed his wife no he did not not kill his wife it's hearsay and it's

01:15:16

[ __ ] all right let's how about all right you're 18. you're 18. so 911. yeah i know but you know but you

01:15:24

you weren't here that's crazy let me let me ask you about this um you knew who rodney king is

01:15:30

no no that was the night wow it doesn't matter it's like i know who rosa parks

01:15:34

is i don't that happened who's rosa park is that our landlord no that's not the old puerto rican woman

01:15:39

that's right you know the triangle the musical oh the triangle the triangle yeah she

01:15:45

invented that nice no so um so no you don't know who that is so what else is another big thing well i'm

01:15:51

trying to think of something like obviously obviously oliver north no that's

01:15:54

probably you know who martin luther king was yeah i mean there's names that she'll

01:15:58

obviously just recognize historical names that are where were you when jfk got shot

01:16:04

do you know who jfk was yeah but i was on my dad i was in my dad's testicles testicles

01:16:09

yeah yeah i know a female comic yeah so she was playing at a club the san jose improv

01:16:18

love i love that room great room and when she showed up at the club very popular comic she goes where's the

01:16:26

gum like she has a writer yeah she has a list of 10 things that if that's not in the room she's

01:16:34

going to lose her mind she goes where is the japanese gum they go the club goes the japanese gum

01:16:41

you asked for they don't sell it in san jose and we had to we we didn't have time to go to san

01:16:47

francisco to get it she's like well i'm not doing the show really sort of got because you needed

01:16:54

the gum to do your comedy bit that's not me no i'm saying that out i know but i'm just telling you this i

01:16:59

don't know and i'm just saying it to the universe right and so they go please do the show

01:17:03

it's so loud in my writer it says i need the gum yeah right and my writer says i'm an [ __ ]

01:17:10

no yeah i'm an [ __ ] no you're not getting the point of it no the point is you do stand-up comedy

01:17:16

and you don't need gum to do it you [ __ ] brag [ __ ] brat all right go ahead so they

01:17:22

go okay if you do the show tonight right mm-hmm we if you do the show tonight we'll get

01:17:27

we'll get the go so the next she does a show they had this [ __ ] guy kid drive to

01:17:32

san francisco drive to san francisco and it's one of the rarest japanese gum

01:17:38

you could ever find he went to like 30 different places and he finally he finally found it sure

01:17:45

it was a six-pack it was the last one they had he rested it took him eight hours to run

01:17:50

back she sticks it in the green room monday when they cleaning out the green room she didn't even touch it

01:17:54

yeah that's so [ __ ] rude and disrespectful to the guy that had to go get it

01:17:58

the moral of the story is get the gum get the gum [ __ ] that yeah that's the

01:18:03

gum that's the moral yeah let me tell you let me and when i in fact when i went

01:18:08

there a month afterwards i went to the green room because my rider has zero on it nothing no good

01:18:15

all i need i don't even need a green room i need a bottle of water and just have like the

01:18:21

mic working yeah right we're comedians yeah so that's what my writer is so the manner was like oh man last month

01:18:29

tells me the story and i looked him right in the eye and i said you she got the gum huh she got the gum

01:18:36

i go no when before she got there you should got the gun before she got there huh he's like yeah i go

01:18:43

yeah no yeah i disagree wholeheartedly fine if what you're asking for if what you're

01:18:51

asking for has nothing to do with your performance yeah that idea of babying people has to

01:18:56

go away no but my point wasn't just that i think what she did was ludicrous yes and insane yeah but

01:19:04

their reaction right could have been different no they could have been laughed laughed

01:19:11

it off that's just the way it is what they should have said was it's just

01:19:14

the way we're not gonna go get you your gum some things will never change because you don't deserve it it's just

01:19:20

the way it's cause you're not even that good of a comedian something's what

01:19:23

that's what sells more tickets than i do doesn't matter she sells more tickets

01:19:27

than i do so that's you know how about this how about this if i was a club manager okay you're

01:19:34

you're the person okay ask me about the gum you coming hey how was everything are you ready for the

01:19:38

big show tonight and we're excited that you're here oh i'm playing her yeah um

01:19:46

i'm not really that excited because oh my god is something wrong what happened

01:19:48

yeah yeah i have a writer yes and we got we got everything that you had on your rider

01:19:54

there is the uh ph balance bottle of water that you asked for uh over there is uh laffy taffy's we

01:20:00

know you love laffy taffies and we only got your banana cause you're a big banana girl

01:20:04

well they're banana girl yeah it's funny and also we got you down we left that

01:20:07

off you left that off but what on the writer it does say banana so that's why you got it

01:20:12

yeah we know you're a banana no it's not you know that i am it's just it's on the

01:20:16

[ __ ] right right on youtube [ __ ] okay we know if you want a job uh-huh and i

01:20:21

lose the attitude oh there is no attitude because i make sure we also got you tonight

01:20:27

no i'm talking stop don't talk to me like a child really i'll call robert hartman and you

01:20:32

will be fired call him see that you wouldn't be a good manager no i think he wouldn't be a good man no

01:20:38

because i don't couch that this is what she would do okay so here we keep going you have so

01:20:43

we got you everything that was on your right except for where's the japanese

01:20:45

gum what japanese gum was there japanese gum on the right look at the writer okay let

01:20:49

me look real quick we got that it's the tenth thing it's a ten thing it's the ten things yeah

01:20:54

dang we must not have got it can we get you other kinds of gum there no i'm not

01:20:57

doing the show cause i want the gum oh wow you you won't do the show just because of the yeah and guess what

01:21:03

i'll play all the other impromps there are no consequences right because i make you guys so [ __ ]

01:21:10

much money and this attitude is what needs to change no no i wouldn't let's because

01:21:14

not only let's get into the scene not on the scene stay in the scene okay stay in the scene i think you're super

01:21:19

disrespectful yeah i think that's really how about this as disrespectful i could call all the powers of b

01:21:26

judy brown all the people i can right who have anything to do with levity live or the improv

01:21:33

and you'll not work here again let me let me okay and that's fine a nice person i um only asked for time

01:21:42

not a nice person because we didn't get you gum and now you're throwing a fit

01:21:44

about not going on stage because you're a [ __ ] baby now act like a [ __ ] adult

01:21:48

now act like a [ __ ] adult and go do your goddamn [ __ ] comedy bit that isn't that [ __ ] funny because

01:21:53

you'll burn out in [ __ ] 10 years your dog [ __ ] as a comic i've seen 30

01:21:57

000 of you pieces of [ __ ] come and go this thing doesn't last you mean nothing

01:22:01

go do your jokes [ __ ] or go back to l.a [ __ ] off that's what i would do wow

01:22:07

that really got to you no but that's the kind of that's what needs that's what

01:22:10

people like that need to hear you're not important [ __ ] you mean nothing you will go away

01:22:16

your comedy thing that you think is so important is fleeting [ __ ] you're a fleeting thing they all quit

01:22:22

they all die you go away your little [ __ ] gum that has nothing to do with your bad act

01:22:28

is worthless and meaningless like you so shut the [ __ ] up go do your jokes take your money and go

01:22:34

back to your [ __ ] house and [ __ ] off that's what i would say wow and if a comedy club and if a comedy i

01:22:41

gotcha and if comedy club had that kind of owner and manager i would respect the

01:22:44

[ __ ] out of them because anyone close in two weeks no no it wouldn't because top

01:22:49

top owners they know how to treat talent well without being disrespected wendy at comedy works would never put up

01:22:55

with you treating her staff like [ __ ] never if you [ __ ] with her she'd go

01:22:59

[ __ ] you're out you'll never come back you treat someone in their staff like [ __ ]

01:23:03

bye [ __ ] you don't come back to my club because every other comic will who does

01:23:09

treat people well will keep coming back and we'll do fine without you this little girl that you're

01:23:14

talking about who means nothing in the grand scheme of things there's thousands of other better comics

01:23:19

bye you don't come back to my club bye i love it i got to you didn't i yeah

01:23:25

i didn't i get you i got you there that's how i feel i know that's how i

01:23:29

feel that's all i wanted to do with gets that story is to get you there i don't like people that do [ __ ] like

01:23:36

that i know i do [ __ ] arenas with joe rogan i've never ever once seen him complain about what's

01:23:41

in the [ __ ] green room never guess what when we show up he's had the same rider for 20 [ __ ] years

01:23:48

he doesn't even care what's in there they'll go joe we got you the um

01:23:52

this the deli meat and the um sam adams can i get you guys anything else and he'll go no man we're good

01:23:59

we usually don't even [ __ ] touch the [ __ ] in the it usually gets untouched

01:24:02

unless someone comes in after the show and goes hey can i grab a red bull or can i have a

01:24:07

whatever and he goes yeah yeah whatever it doesn't it doesn't matter it doesn't matter i did a show real

01:24:13

common i did a show once it was a theater show and i can't tell you who was involved but they wouldn't let me in the

01:24:19

green room there was too many people the the headliner wouldn't know it was six it was one of those shows there was

01:24:25

six comics and stuff oh right and it was just so many people and i just hung out just outside in this alleyway

01:24:33

on a stool smoking a cigarette they wouldn't let you in because no they did they would but it was so many people

01:24:38

it was so congested and i remember they're coming out going somebody worked that working for the

01:24:42

theater goes can i find you another i'm fine back here but you want to go but didn't it bother you no

01:24:49

that didn't hurt that didn't bother you to know that like you couldn't be there

01:24:51

be there with your peers that's disrespectful bro i have a story that i i can't say it

01:24:58

i know but i can't i don't want to get this person in trouble say it this is going to drive you crazy

01:25:04

maybe yeah well i want to hear it there's a kid that opened for me and he goes um and they're doing a

01:25:10

documentary about his life yeah so i was playing the ontario improv and gosh that burp

01:25:20

yeah comes through clear it's nice pull up so um he comes with ontario improv and

01:25:26

he goes he brings in a crew of five or six people what do you mean friends no they're

01:25:33

shooting a documentary on bottom oh okay so he's sitting in the green room and

01:25:38

then they all order from the restaurant so they're all eating in there yeah the server comes

01:25:44

and they go can you get you guys anything and they're not drinking drinks they're shooting sure and i walked in

01:25:48

there i was just like hey what's up man he's uh just shooting man okay can you hey and then he goes hey man

01:25:57

we're shooting can you close the door and he's opening for you yeah there you go okay and i closed the

01:26:04

door and i just sat in the hallway in the back it's your green room i know why wouldn't

01:26:10

you say you guys just can't shoot in here did they ask you or talk to you then i remember

01:26:13

at the end of the night the manager was like dude they spent like eighteen hundred dollars worth of

01:26:19

[ __ ] food and drinks i could just take it out of my thing you paid for that yeah

01:26:25

bob yeah that's not okay well he was dying but he's not dead is he no so you should

01:26:32

send him a i bill that's that is not okay i know but he was dying apparently from

01:26:40

what i heard that's why i did it he's dying yeah but that but but people need to know that that

01:26:46

stuff's not okay and i want to go to him now and go hey man i thought you were

01:26:51

supposed to be dead you know he's like nah he has it you were supposed to die you're supposed to

01:26:58

[ __ ] die man if you don't die yeah just the people's you know god you got

01:27:03

me with that story you got me i did it just gets me amped up about people who have attitudes in

01:27:09

this business for no reason oh well you know what's worse is eddie griffin's thing you know his

01:27:14

no eddie griffin has a thing as every show you need to give me number size 11 nike shoes brand new before

01:27:25

every show why that's isn't his writer they buy him shoes yeah but then what

01:27:33

happened was when he this is when he was at his height and over the years he would do

01:27:37

the road and people would get from and then one day some club owner said nah yeah that's correct we're not doing that

01:27:44

yeah because the shoes don't have anything to do with anything he's like

01:27:46

yeah man but it's am i right they're like hey you're not drawing yeah

01:27:51

you know you didn't sell out the room yeah so and also it's ridiculous so apparently now he gets only one pair

01:27:58

for the whole weekend that's so stupid i know but why see that the nerve of people that think they can

01:28:05

ask for it and the problem is if he did something great if behind the scenes we found out he gave those shoes

01:28:11

away to people in need i would [ __ ] love it right but that's not the case yeah

01:28:16

he just wants the to take advantage of it the system steve mcqueen uh he would ask are you sleeping no i'm

01:28:23

not this is that sorry i'm so tired dude go ahead be right i swear i'm steve mcqueen would ask for the

01:28:30

wardrobes in every movie he ever did okay people would say well why do you want all the clothes and they used to

01:28:35

make fun of him because he would take men's clothes women's clothes and they're like why what's his deal

01:28:39

like that's weird they would label it as strange steve mcqueen was an orphan and literally those people know

01:28:45

steve mcqueen would take all those clothes that he would end up getting from wardrobe if they said yes

01:28:49

and he would go to orphanages and donate the clothes to make sure those kids had

01:28:53

new clothes more particularly hollywood clothes from a guy really so he's an adult yeah

01:29:00

and he he wears he's a lawyer in a movie he's not just he wears a [ __ ] lawyer suit on

01:29:07

a lawyer goes to the [ __ ] orphanage to go here's a full-grown men's [ __ ] business suit steve

01:29:14

mcqueen was five two a hundred pounds yeah he was the average size of a what do you mean why do you make up stories

01:29:21

that's a true story steve mcqueen used to go he has a period piece you know i

01:29:24

mean yeah he here's a medieval armor yeah yeah where's that you don't think a kid

01:29:30

of the orphanage wants to walk around in chain link armor get your [ __ ] together man get my [ __ ] together

01:29:36

i'm just trying to for you you're trying to piss me the [ __ ] i'm getting there

01:29:39

you already know that the story already got me yeah i'm getting you there i love

01:29:42

it you're battling me i know can we say rest in peace to regis feldman who's that

01:29:46

regis died regis philbin died regis kept regis from the morning show he's like a

01:29:59

newscaster i don't know about news regis do you know who regis is regis philbin

01:30:07

regis philbin he died you know regis you've never seen this guy bob you've

01:30:17

never seen regis philbin he did the morning show or whatever i don't know a lot of

01:30:20

newscasters i know who um he's it says he's the hardest working man in show business wolf blitzer he

01:30:27

holds the guinness world record for most hours on u.s television you know him i know wolf blitzer holds the guinness

01:30:33

world record for most hours on us [ __ ] television you've never heard of this guy

01:30:38

regis philbin regis and kelly lee i'm losing my [ __ ] you know who he i really don't know who he is why are you

01:30:46

trying to shame me wait no hi you have to it's is he a movie it was he in a movie i watched movies

01:30:53

no he's he's like on tv every day if he died i'm sorry it's not your fault you didn't do it god

01:30:58

bless you him him i mean was he good though he was so lovable oh jimmy kimmel put up a picture on his

01:31:06

instagram of him kissing on the mouth it was really funny don't know him jimmy kimmel you know i know who would

01:31:11

we just film it as a son of a [ __ ] i knew you knew i know but that was fun though rest in

01:31:17

peace recipes dude i love you man i really am that's so sad well we were in the trip

01:31:21

right i turned to you don't she doesn't remember but i turned to kalei and go oh regis film and just died

01:31:27

so so sad but he was 88. about to turn 89 next gunned down in his prime yeah he was a shootout dude that's how

01:31:36

he died yeah no he seriously it was a gun shootout you don't know that he died in a

01:31:41

shootout he didn't yes he did i read he did i [ __ ] read it if it was a gun

01:31:46

shootout what it would be all over the news what thank you for being a bad friend

01:31:57

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Episode Highlights

Freckles and Self-Image
A light-hearted debate about the beauty of freckles.
“Freckles are ugly!”
@ 06m 26s
July 27, 2020
Unique Friendships
Exploring the dynamics of online friendships and gaming.
“You’re falling in love with these people on the internet.”
@ 15m 58s
July 27, 2020
Video Game Conflicts
A humorous debate about video games and personal experiences ensues, revealing deeper tensions.
“You should be writing, you should be working out...”
@ 21m 41s
July 27, 2020
Personalized Mattresses
A conversation about customized mattresses leads to a light-hearted exchange about preferences.
“It's literally personalized. Make it the way you want.”
@ 23m 06s
July 27, 2020
Fashion and Identity
A discussion on fashion choices reveals deeper personal motivations and insecurities.
“This is the emperor's new clothes.”
@ 33m 49s
July 27, 2020
The Challenge of Learning Languages
A light-hearted discussion about the difficulty of learning Cantonese and French.
“Spanish is too easy and we live in California; we want to challenge.”
@ 37m 55s
July 27, 2020
Understanding Kikomori
A deep dive into the phenomenon of social recluses in Japan.
“Kikomori is a recluse; kids never leave their rooms.”
@ 49m 57s
July 27, 2020
Kanye's Public Meltdown
The conversation shifts to Kanye West's mental health struggles and public behavior.
“Kanye is having a public meltdown.”
@ 56m 11s
July 27, 2020
The Kardashian Influence
A discussion on the Kardashians' fame and the nature of their talent.
“What is their talent?”
@ 01h 07m 58s
July 27, 2020
OJ Simpson's Legacy
A discussion about OJ Simpson's notoriety and the misconceptions surrounding him.
“Do you think OJ killed his wife?”
@ 01h 14m 20s
July 27, 2020
Respect in Comedy
A heated debate on the treatment of comedians and their demands in the industry.
“You’re a fleeting thing, they all quit.”
@ 01h 22m 17s
July 27, 2020
Regis Philbin's Tragic End
Regis Philbin was gunned down in a shootout at the age of 88.
“He was gunned down in his prime.”
@ 01h 31m 31s
July 27, 2020

Episode Quotes

Freckles are ugly!
Call of Duty: Emotional Warfare | Ep 24 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
It's literally personalized. Make it the way you want.
Call of Duty: Emotional Warfare | Ep 24 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
Learning a language has always been on my to-do list.
Call of Duty: Emotional Warfare | Ep 24 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
This is not real.
Call of Duty: Emotional Warfare | Ep 24 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
I just don’t care, no filter.
Call of Duty: Emotional Warfare | Ep 24 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
I love it, I got to you, didn’t I?
Call of Duty: Emotional Warfare | Ep 24 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

Key Moments

Desert Fun00:40
Online Friendships15:58
Sleep Importance22:50
Language Learning37:31
Fashion Debate43:36
Kikomori Discussion49:57
Mental Health Discussion56:11
Bad Friend Admission1:31:52

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