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Hey. >> Hey everybody. >> No. >> Yeah, we got new merch. >> New merch.
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>> We got new merch. >> No. >> Yeah, we got it. >> Yeah, we got it.
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>> Pink and we got this shirt in yellow and we've got that sweater in uh gray and a
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beautiful gray. >> Uh and go to bad friends uh merch.com to go get this stuff.
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>> Yeah, because sometimes when they run out, they run out. >> When they run out, we are going to be
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out. So, we still can and we'll get new ones at some point, but no time soon. Go
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to badfriendsmerch.com. You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. >> You two are disgusting. >> Well, you two or something.
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>> We're bad friends. >> I realized that um Andreas doesn't like
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quiet moments with me. >> Why Why do you not like to be quiet with him and just hang out?
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>> I knew he was driving up to the parking lot, so I went out there to greet him
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like like I always do every episode. Um >> I like to give him a light light hug and
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ask him what his days are like. complimented my car. >> I said it was a beautiful car.
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>> Mhm. >> What else did I say? >> And then you you got really close.
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>> No. Do I I I said, "Where do you where do you live on a Do you also live on a
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junkyard?" >> But as a joke, I said that. >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> It's not funny cuz it's real. >> I know. That's That's what I
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>> He does live in a junkyard. >> Yeah, that's what I real What did I tell
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you? >> You go You said um I don't remember. But then I but then I don't remember that
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part. >> I plead the fifth on that. >> Yeah. >> You're a little junkyard dog.
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>> You're a junkyard dog. >> Your little Spanish junkyard dog. >> Then you I could see you're racing to
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the door, >> right? And I was like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. You mean what
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about our moment?" He goes, "I don't like moments with you." >> Why don't you like moments with Bobby?
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What's the problem? >> Yeah. >> He gets uncomfortably close. >> Yeah.
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>> That's a hard word for you to say. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Uncomfortable. Like you saw his brain
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pause. Oh no. >> Don't mess this up. Andre, >> I was going in for a hug though.
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>> Yeah. >> I realized you don't like hugs, >> right? >> You don't You're not a touchy feely
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person. >> Not from you. >> Okay. Well, now through Andrew. I've
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never seen you hug Andrew either. >> Andrew is more like normal, you know?
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Like I Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz he doesn't He's not You're not a hugger.
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>> But if he gives me a hug, he doesn't, you know, grab my butt. >> I'm trying to get all of you, dude.
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>> I want to hug your butt, dude. Why can't I hug your butt guy? >> I'm I'm not a hug. We're not huggy
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people though. But well, like I don't come from huggy folk. >> Yeah, we're not.
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>> We don't hug. >> We do sometime if it matters. >> We do a side hug, though.
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>> Like if you when your dad dies, we hug we hug. >> That's the only time you hug.
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>> When your dad died, I hugged you. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't do when your dad
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died. >> Yeah. You insult me first. And >> I did not. I DID NOT. WHAT? WHAT?
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>> SEE, this insults are verbal hugs, >> right? Right. >> You look stupid today.
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>> Big hug. >> I'm so love here. >> Yeah. Big hug. >> Feel so much.
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>> So you're back on your Dual shirts, huh? >> I've never been out of them.
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>> You have been a little bit. >> You know who also wears those shirts?
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Prince Andrew. >> Oh, he does. >> He does. >> He loves that. >> It's a little weird.
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>> What does this mean? Who did this? Mone. >> Yeah. >> Glad friends. Is that cuz we had dinner
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with your friend? >> Oh, yeah. >> Well, wait. You had you had you had
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dinner with Andrew with your friend. >> Mhm. >> Was I Did I get a call?
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>> No, cuz we just did a Whiskey Ginger episode like an hour ago. >> We just did a pod and then I took them
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out for a little meal. >> Okay, that's fair. >> Yeah, >> that's fair cuz I have a lot of meals
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after Tiger Belly and you're not invited to those. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Right. So, that's fair.
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>> That's fair. >> It's nice. It was a nice little outing for a second with them. But, you know,
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>> who who's them? I want to Can you describe >> him and his good buddy? my good buddy
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from >> his friend's from in from out of town and his friend comes in from out of town
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and he sleeps on his couch. Can you imagine? I can't imagine. >> On his couch.
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>> Yeah. >> You sleep on your couch. He sleep on the other couch. >> You guys sleep on the same couch.
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>> It's an apartment filled with couches. Couch to one side. >> I see. Yeah.
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>> Well, he's uh Mone's got an entire >> I don't know an entire Salvation Ar
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Salvation Army in his back seat. >> I'm not kidding. >> What do you mean?
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>> Overflowing with clothes. Overflowing. He keeps his whole closet in his car. I
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don't know if he's on the run. >> What are you doing? >> Well, my mom was just in town and we
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went through a lot of my clothes that I gonna donate and get get rid of, but now
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they're just in garbage bags. >> We know your mom was in town. We went
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and had a burger with your mom. >> That was a sneaky little visit, huh? >> Can I tell people when it went on?
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>> Go ahead. >> You and I after the pod, we amongst ourselves went, you know what I mean?
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>> Let's go get a burger. >> Let's go get a burger. >> Yeah.
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>> Was between you and I. >> That's what it felt like. >> Be honest. Was that between you and I?
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>> That's what I thought. >> That's what I thought as well. >> A private moment.
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>> It's a private. >> You got in my car. >> Yep. >> We drove to the burger place, right?
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We're sitting there and all of a sudden Mone and his beautiful dear mother comes.
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>> Yeah. >> And pretended like, whoa, you guys are here, too. >> And we're like, "Yeah, you [ __ ] heard
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us that we were coming here." >> Here's Mone. I didn't know you guys were
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going to be here. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I think you said um I thought you didn't know for sure.
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>> Yeah, but I was going to come here anyway. opposite direction of where he
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lives. >> Literally opposite. >> Really? Opposite? >> Yeah. 100%.
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>> Oh, 100% the opposite. >> And then what you did, what you did is let's all sit together.
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>> I felt bad, >> right? >> Oh, yeah. >> So, we're sitting there, which changes,
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you know, what I wanted to talk about. >> 100%. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Because with you and I, we could
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spill the bean. >> Different story. >> Yeah. And then with your mom, I was
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like, "Oh, well, how was um >> how is the weather?" >> Yeah. Yeah. In
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>> Yeah. >> And you should have seen, dude, the way she was flirting with Bobby was crazy.
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She was flirting with them all. She kept eating fries. She'd put ketchup on it
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and go, >> "Yeah." >> And she goes, >> "You get the smallest fry, too, which is
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offensive." >> She goes, "You're the You're the crispy small one that
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> She goes, "Little yellow fry." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you suck that.
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Yeah. >> Yeah. I didn't like that. >> But you know what? That's whatever.
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That's You're an attractive boy >> and I get it. People are going to flirt
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with you. >> You know what? I would if your mom was single. >> All right.
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>> All right. Stick around, man. >> Yeah, I'm kidding. M. >> You never know what the world holds for
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us right now. I'm on my Olympics kick harder than I've ever been. >> I haven't seen a single
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>> I'm watching luj. I'm watching uh >> What else you watching by guy?
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>> Curling. We watched curling last night and then I watched it again. >> Yeah.
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>> Don't you like it? >> Yeah. >> The figure skating. Are we doing good?
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Who's doing the best in figure skating? >> We do. We got a sweet little boy. Malman
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or something. Let's see the medal. Let's see the gold medal leader right now is
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Norway. It would be Italy and US is in third. But nor a Nordic country should be in first. It's the Winter Olympics.
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We had this discussion at dinner. Why isn't the summer and Winter Olympics taking place at the same time?
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>> Yeah. >> Why are they not? >> Is Ghana on there? Let me see where
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Ghana is. >> Ghana's gone. >> All right. >> I mean, >> that was supposed to be a joke.
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>> I got it. Yeah. >> No one got that. >> Well, how come the Jamaican bobsled team
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isn't on there? Didn't they kind of make They made a pop about it. >> Yeah.
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>> It was a big deal for a short amount of time. We said, "Why couldn't the winter
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and the summer be at the same time? >> Why don't they do them at the same
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time?" I look at Carlos is trying to figure out the math here. >> Yeah. Why wouldn't that work?
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>> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. >> Let him try to figure it out. Why wouldn't it work? They wouldn't be in
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the same place, but it'd be happening at the same time. >> Oh, I thought it was same place and then
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the issue was pants versus shorts packing. >> Oh, packing. So, that's the big deal is
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packing. >> Really threw me, >> right? No, but >> you can do it at the same place.
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>> Well, yeah, kind of. There's certain sports you couldn't do like um the long
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distance running thing. What's it called? >> Longdistance running. >> Well, yeah. No,
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>> I think it's >> I think it's cut and dry. >> No, I don't think so.
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>> Long distance running. Yeah, it's called long distance running. >> No, it's it's called marathon.
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>> Marathon. >> Yeah, marathon. Marathon. >> The ones that like the Africans are good
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at. >> You know, >> those are the sprints. >> That's everything. Any running. You're
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right. They're good at running. All the running. Yeah. >> Pretty good at jumping. Running.
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>> Yeah. the running and the jumping. Right. Right. >> Way. Yeah. >> You could do that indoors.
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>> Yeah. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> The long marathon. Probably not.
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>> No. They would just keep running around that track. >> You'd run around the track. What's 26
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times 4? >> 30,000 times. >> There it is. >> Yeah. It's a long day.
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>> But I just said you could do it. Yeah. 26 miles. We know 105 laps. You could do
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it hemispherically cuz right now it's winter in Australia. >> I'm sorry. It's summer in Australia.
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winter elsewhere, right? Winter here, summer there. You just switch it. >> You just do a summer here, summer there,
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winter here. Just do it at the same time. >> I I think it's a good idea. I think they
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should do it simult that it would make more of a buzz. >> The Olympics don't have the buzz anymore
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that they used to have. >> The winter Olympics, what does better, winter or summer? Summer, right? Summer.
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Summer kills it. >> It's not even close. Well, cuz winter is a lot of like skiing and then
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>> Yeah. >> shooting at little targets and then skiing it and then um a lot of luji.
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>> Yeah. They're flying. >> I have a suggestion. >> Yeah. >> Do all three at the same time.
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>> Summer, winter. What's the other one? >> The one you put in hobbiton or
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something. The special >> special. >> So, winter some fantasy land. You know
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what I mean? I don't know. >> Wait, >> what? >> No. Winter summer special.
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>> Yeah. Where do you put special? You know what I mean? Somewhere in the middle.
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>> What? >> In Middle Earth. >> Like Middle Earth or You know what I
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mean? Or or at the castle at the Hog What's it? Hogwarts castle. >> Sure.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, we're big we're big Special Olympics fans.
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>> Great. You're huge. You're great. You're great at that. >> I don't know how. So, what? We're down
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on medals. We got some time left. I'm hoping the USA really pops back. >> Cuz we're big USA fans over here.
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>> I like when a small country wins something. >> Like uh Trinidad and Tobago we said
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earlier. >> Yeah, >> that's our guy. That's our figure skate
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guy. Zoom in on his face. >> That's our guy, dude. >> Dude, he is. Wow.
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>> Ilia >> Xanadude. >> Malinin. >> What? >> Ilia. Melanin.
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>> They should have an alternative Olympics like turning point Olympics. >> Oh, they do. Don't you think
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>> a turning point Americans only? >> Yeah. No, like different competition
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like you know the meth you know the meth you know >> the methylene. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Who has the best backbend? >> Who can be on the most amount of fentanyl touch their toes and wake up?
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>> Yeah. Stuff like that. Yeah. >> Pretty good. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. White trash Olympics. That's what
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it would be. >> Yeah. >> I think we probably have that. >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Oh, redneck Olympics is a Yeah. >> Running with a carburetor. Yeah, you got
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something like >> you got to steal with a you steal a carburetor and run with it.
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>> How many fish can you carry? You're just running that. >> What?
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>> You guys have that the hot dogs and the >> hot dog eating competition,
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>> right? >> That's not a >> What do you guys You're saying that
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we're turning point? >> No, he's saying that we're dirty Americans.
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>> We are dirty America. >> And you're an American, too, pal. >> Yeah. Yeah, dude.
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>> What do the Spanish compete in? What are you guys good at? >> Soccer.
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>> No, not anymore. >> Not anymore. No pretty good at soccer. >> Don't give it. They're pretty good.
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>> Tennis. >> Yeah. >> Who won the last World Cup? >> Not Spain.
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>> Not Not >> It was Argentina. >> Yeah. >> When was the last time Spain won a World
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Cup? >> 2012. >> What does that say? 2010. >> 10. >> Yeah. Been a long time, pal. And that,
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by the way, and that was uh what is that? Spain's one of eight national teams to have been crowned world champs.
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Participated 16 total. >> 2010 isn't a long time when you're thinking about it. They do it every four
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years. >> 16 years. So every So it's been how many >> how many World Cups?
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>> Mhm. >> Um let's see. 2010. >> Four. >> Four. Good.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Nice. >> But you have also um a lot of great
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countries that do what? You know, I mean, think of Brazil, South America, >> Germany,
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>> England, Germany. I mean, there's so many great It's That's good. 2010.
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>> I'm backing you up. >> It's not bad. I I don't like it.
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>> Yeah. I I can name you really just ballers from Spain. Iniesta. You know
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him? >> I do. You don't. >> Do you remember Pu? >> Yeah. Pu. Yeah. Yeah. He's very good.
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Yeah. >> Ladies and gentlemen, Pu. >> Yeah. Pu. >> Mhm. >> Some good ones. Yeah.
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>> The Spanish announce. >> Arsenal has some. >> Do they? >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. >> Ma Marino. >> Marino. That sounds Italian. >> Yeah. When he says it. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Marino. >> Well, how do you spell it in Spanish? >> Marino. Yeah.
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>> Marino. >> We have Zubeni. >> Zuben. >> Is that Is that Spanish?
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>> Mhm. That's Basque. Basque. Bask. That's the other. That's the nice side.
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>> Wow. Right. Fancy boy side. Wait. There. So, there's ghetto Spanish last name.
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>> Yeah. Give me a ghetto Spanish is to I'll give you one. Yeah. Torres.
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>> Rosende. >> That's a ghetto Spanish last name. >> Rosende. Yeah. Yeah. Rosende. Yeah.
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Yeah. True. That's bottom class. Rosende is bottom. >> Bottom class. Write that down. What does
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Rosende mean in? What does it translate to? >> Praising something you don't get around
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here much. >> Yes. Let's hear how the computer says it >> brother. It's in Danish.
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>> Yo, so is Garc Let me look at is Garcia a ghetto name or upper class? You think
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>> Garcia? It's just so common. >> Torres. >> Torres. >> Upper lower common.
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>> Common. >> What about Iniesta? >> Very uh very gapper. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> So really class, you can determine class by last name. Look at he's saying yes.
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Garcia is that Torres, this dick is a dick butt. >> Sorry. This dick is a dick butt.
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>> That it started listening to your conversation. >> Oh, good. Get us plugged into AI.
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>> Yeah, >> dude. AI is just on fire right now. I cannot driving me nuts.
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>> Of Tom Cruz and and >> Oh, yeah. >> What's What happened?
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>> Oh, yeah. >> Did you say the Black Eyed Peas and Tom Cruz? >> Brad Pit and Tom Cruz fighting.
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>> Is it Is it good? >> Well, you Instagram that me. >> Insane. I saw a clip of Seinfeld where
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um George is kicking you means Jerry and it looks pretty good. >> Oh, I saw that into a brick wall. Oh,
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that looked amazing. >> Yeah, it's a Chinese uh No, just message. >> Whoa.
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>> You killed Jeffrey Epstein, you animal. >> HE WAS A GOOD MAN. >> He knew too much about our Russia
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operations. He had to die. And now you die, too, >> dude. Dude, dude, it's getting scary,
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dude. >> I want to watch that movie. >> Yeah. Yeah, I want to watch that movie,
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too. >> And let me tell you something. >> What? >> Insane. >> Tom Cruz in this scenario kills Epstein
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and Brad's mad. >> Interesting twist. >> Yeah. >> To have Brad be the bad guy.
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>> Yeah. >> And and Tom be the ultimate hero once again. >> Yeah.
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>> He killed Epstein. And we know that's not true. He's he's living right now.
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>> Yeah. >> I saw Epstein today at Blue Bottle Coffee. I saw him, >> dude. Dude, I saw him at uh Air1, dude.
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was there. >> He went to hi ho. I followed him from hi ho to air one, dude.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. And he just disappeared. >> Yeah. At Air1, I think he gets the Kylie
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Jenner smoothie or whatever. >> He loves it, dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Which one is it? What Jenner is it? Is it Kylie Smoothie? No, it's the other
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one. >> What's the other one? >> No, the other one's Kendall, but I think
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it is the >> Kylie Jenner Smoothie. >> Do they get a piece of that? >> Of course.
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>> I think she probably got a signing like a deal with them. They probably gave her
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a couple million just to use her name. Scott has one, too. >> Travis Scott has a smoothie.
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>> My god. >> There it is. There's her. There's her smoothie.
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>> Peaches and cream. 23 bucks. >> Peaches and cream. >> Wow. >> You know what I mean? Peaches and cream.
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>> Wow. >> Now, who now she's with uh what's his name? >> Timothy.
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>> Timothy Shalam. >> She's a Shalom now. >> Yeah. >> Mhm.
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>> That guy, man. >> He's batting a thousand, huh? >> Oh, yeah.
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>> Movies, girls, right? He's dating roster is amazing. Batting a thousand, this
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kid. >> When does it end for him? It doesn't. >> No, he's forever.
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>> Isn't that great? >> It's great. Good. Well, it's not
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>> Yeah. He's Leo. >> He's Leo. >> He's Leo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> But the difference is we don't see him in a baseball hat covering his face all
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day. He's out in He's out. He's kind of out in them streets. >> Yeah.
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>> He wants an Oscar. >> Oh. Once he gets one, you think he'll cover up?
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>> Yeah. >> Hat down. >> Yeah. You think Leo keeps his hat on when he's banging those models?
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>> You think he keeps the hat on and the mask on? The co mask and covers up
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>> and headphones on while he's doing it. Who's that? >> Toby.
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>> Toby with his girlfriend at What is this? Who is she? Is she famous? >> No.
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>> Mishka uh Silva, she's a model, obviously. >> Super Bowl. >> Oh, that was at the Super Bowl.
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>> Mhm. Just new girlfriend. >> He's Toby's still doing it, huh?
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>> He's killing it. >> Wow. >> Spider-Man, dude. >> Yeah. Spider-Man money, dude. Look at
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that. >> Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Grabbing all the hot models that he can. >> You know, I'll be honest. Have you met
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him before, Toby? >> No. >> Yeah. >> No, I don't know. >> He was a little standoffish when I met
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him. >> WA. Did you try to hug him? >> No. I just I walked up. I tried to talk
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to him and it >> dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's a great joke. You got to land your
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syllabus. >> Yeah. >> Did you hug him? Did you hug him? >> Hug.
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>> Yeah. >> Can you say G's? >> Say good gracious. >> Good gracious.
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>> There. Hug. Did you hug? >> Did you try to hug him? >> But I think it was the way I was
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approaching. I was trying to like talk to him. I was like, "Hey dudes, um, Spider-Man good. Are you good?
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>> I get it. I >> was that kind of a like I would my >> I was doing what you were doing.
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>> I couldn't get my words out. You know what I mean? Just good dude. You did
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Spider-Man good. >> Yeah. >> Hey, man. >> Hey, >> I get it.
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>> Have you done that? >> And he tells his assistant, he's like,
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"What was up with that disabled Chinese boy?" >> Yeah. Yeah. I got nervous.
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>> I'll tell you who locked me up pretty good. You know when you think someone
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might know who you are in our business? So you think if they see you >> they'll go hey man you know or a
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different acknowledge >> make an assumption assumption. >> Well no no just that they think you
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might not just be a fan that you're someone who's like a somewhat of a peer.
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>> Yeah. >> I was going to a coffee shop. This is a long time ago. So credit to him. He
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probably didn't know who I was but I was going to get a coffee >> and uh Oscar Martinez Oscar from the
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office. Yeah. He's getting out of his car and he's going to the meter to pump
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the meter by himself by the way. So I wouldn't interrupt him if he was with somebody, you know, whatever. And then
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I'm coming out of the coffee shop and I go, "Hey man." And he goes, he turns, he
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goes, "Hi." And I go, "You're great, man. Just a, you know, I love your
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work." And he goes, "Okay." Like pissed. And I was like, "Oh, but then I thought
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for a second he'd be like, are you a comic?" Or or you know, >> that's what you make. You You took a
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risk. >> It was my fault. >> Yeah. No, it wasn't your fault. >> Well, I I
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>> THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. >> BUT HE could have at least gone, "Thanks, man." He was kind of like a All
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right. Like, get the [ __ ] out of here. >> Yeah. >> And I And so I threw my coffee on him.
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No, but I kind of locked me up. I was like, "Oh, [ __ ] I thought >> That's what you treat. I treat everybody
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as if they're a producer." >> Not. You don't do that to everybody.
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>> No. No. Like, no. A homeless guy BE LIKE, "HEY, BUDDY. BACK TV." I go, "Man,
00:18:44
good to see you." Yeah. I mean, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW, DUDE. YOU NEVER KNOW,
00:18:49
DUDE. Because one time I saw Rick Rman at at the comedy store and people were like, "There's a homeless guy in the You
00:18:55
know what I mean?" Well, >> this is before Rick Rman lost the weight and stuff like that. And he looked
00:18:59
disheveled. >> Yeah. >> And in my mind, I always thought, >> "Oh, it could be anybody,
00:19:04
>> right?" So, just if it's a homeless person, you know what I mean? An albino
00:19:08
Puerto Rican guy with his blind, you know? I mean, you just treat as if they produce.
00:19:12
>> You're like John Leguisamo. >> What are you doing here, man? >> Yeah. I treat everyone as if they're
00:19:20
like a big time. >> Mhm. >> You know, >> I mean, I had a moment. I talked about
00:19:23
it today earlier, but man, it got me. There was a moving truck outside of the house. It was blocking the driveway, and
00:19:28
I had to get out of the driveway. >> And so, I walked out there. It's early
00:19:31
in the morning. >> I was like, "Hey, brother." Cuz it's a 18-wheeler truck. It's a huge truck.
00:19:36
>> I was like, "Hey, man. Are you guys going to like is there any way for us to
00:19:40
get out cuz we're blocked here?" And the guy's like, "Yeah, in a little bit." And
00:19:44
I was like, "All right, well, I mean, we got to get out, man." And then he goes,
00:19:47
"I know who you are." And I was like, "Hey, man." And he goes, "I know where
00:19:52
you live." >> No. >> Yeah. And I was like, "Right on, dude."
00:19:57
>> And I started to walk inside and then I hear him going, "The [ __ ] Bobby mom
00:20:00
guy. Bobby." >> Yeah. >> And then I pulled out and they're just
00:20:05
staring at me. But it does feel weird like for him to be like, "I know where
00:20:08
you live." Was weird as [ __ ] So I guess they do. I know. Well, if I die next
00:20:13
week, that's it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever do this? Today I went So I was late. I No, I So I have
00:20:18
therapy on Thursdays. Mhm. >> It's all the way in the in now, so I know exactly when to leave my house. You
00:20:24
have to leave at 3:15 >> cuz of the time. >> Mhm. >> Okay. It's like there's traffic.
00:20:29
>> But this time on the 101, there's deadlock. >> Oh, yeah. >> Right. And then I looked on my thing, it
00:20:35
said there was an accident. And when I got to the accident, oh my god. >> Horrific.
00:20:40
>> No, it wasn't that horrific. It was like two girls sitting against the curb of
00:20:44
the freeway >> and they're just like, you know, you know what I mean? >> Lamenting.
00:20:48
>> Yeah. talking to a cop and they're like this and that and it was another car,
00:20:52
right? And I came this close just rolling down the window and just screaming at them.
00:20:56
>> Why? >> Because they caused all this chaos. >> They got into an accident.
00:21:00
>> I know. That's my point is that that's why I didn't roll down the window.
00:21:03
>> Okay. I'm a good person. I didn't roll down the window. You're right.
00:21:07
>> Yeah. But in a society where I GO LIKE A [ __ ] [ __ ] >> I HAD A [ __ ] 4:00.
00:21:11
>> You know what I mean? >> Most people would GO, "IS EVERYONE OKAY?
00:21:15
I MEAN, I MEAN, I MEAN, >> I'M LATE." IT. YOU DON'T FEEL RESENTFUL.
00:21:19
>> NO. What are you going to do? >> Oh, no one in the room. >> Namaste, dog.
00:21:23
>> Thank you, Carlos. >> I'm a big road rage guy. >> Yeah, I'm a road rage guy.
00:21:26
>> And that's why your car is dented to [ __ ] >> Yeah, >> you're Mr. Drive too fast and wild.
00:21:30
>> You don't have road rage. >> Honestly, when I get in the car, I
00:21:33
reserve. It's over. The car, it's over. I can do nothing about it. >> Oh my god, this guy. No, he's Namaste.
00:21:40
>> No, only in the car because what? It's We've lived here for so long. It's not a
00:21:46
surprise. I never get on the freeway and go, "WHAT? >> WHAT THE HECK IS ALL THIS?"
00:21:51
>> I DO. >> I KNOW WHAT'S COMING. >> YEAH. >> I've never once gotten into a bumper to
00:21:56
bumper on the 405 and been like, "This is just unreal. It's every [ __ ] day.
00:22:01
>> Everywhere you go in LA, there's a line and there's traffic. It's I don't care.
00:22:05
I'm over it." You know what I do to skip the lines? I go to a place that's
00:22:08
shittier. >> I just I'll go to the place I got a B. I'll just go to the place I got a B or a
00:22:14
C. There's coffee shops on every corner. Just go to the shittier one. >> Oh, no, no, no, no. I disagree.
00:22:20
>> You want to go to the good one? >> Yeah, I go to the good one. An Alfred's,
00:22:23
right? I will park in a red. >> No. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. I do a legal thing. I run
00:22:28
red lights. >> Well, I do that. >> Oh, you do? >> Well, because those are suggestions.
00:22:33
>> They are. >> Yeah. Red light is kind of like, hey, you going to stop? And you're like,
00:22:36
>> yeah, >> I'll I'll get through it. I think I think you should be able to run red
00:22:40
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00:22:44
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00:22:48
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shopify.com/badfriends. That always made me laugh. >> Who did that? >> I know.
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>> He's a comic named Steven Pearl. You know what I mean? >> An octagon ain't going to tell me what
00:26:32
to do. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You know, he died in a car accident. I'm
00:26:36
>> Yeah. Steve and Pearl, which Dude, this dude was so funny back in the day when I
00:26:41
was young. >> There he was with Robin. >> Yeah. He grew up with Robin at the zoo
00:26:45
back in San Francisco. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. Back in the day. Yeah.
00:26:48
>> Wow. And when I was a young guy, you know, I mean, I used he used to headline
00:26:51
the La Hoya comedy store when I was a doorman down there and he used to open with that song.
00:26:56
>> Would it kill? >> Yeah. In a silly way. Like that's the silliest thing I've ever You know,
00:27:01
>> but he's right. It's a suggestion. >> It's a suggestion. You ain't going to
00:27:04
tell me what to do. >> I do. Parking in the red is good. Mone did that the other day. Parked all day
00:27:08
in the red. Didn't get a ticket. I was shocked. >> Yeah. >> Right here.
00:27:11
>> I do it all the time. Yeah. >> In the valley. Yeah. You can't do that
00:27:14
over the hill. >> You play that game in the city, you're you're going to get one. M
00:27:18
>> not over here, pal. But no, I don't wait in these lines. Like there's a line.
00:27:21
There's a place called Community Goods, >> hot hot spa, hot hotspot coffee shop,
00:27:26
and they have a line down the block every single day. Look at that. >> That's a p the picture of the business
00:27:33
is a line. If that's not a deterrent, I don't know what is. >> So, you've never been to Community Good
00:27:38
>> and I will never go. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Is there coffee there?
00:27:42
>> There's coffee all over the [ __ ] >> food. Yeah. Yeah. >> Where's the coffee?
00:27:45
>> It's coffee and it's breakfast, right? There's no chance it's better than every
00:27:48
other [ __ ] place. >> There's a place in Los Felis like that that you wait in line and you go in and
00:27:54
it's just packed. I don't know what it's called. It's much like community
00:27:57
>> all time. >> Probably that >> all time. >> Yeah. Every time I'm on a like a Raya
00:28:02
day, they want to meet there and I I just go [ __ ] >> There's valet though.
00:28:06
>> Yeah. Oh, there is >> valet at a coffee shop. >> It's not coffee.
00:28:10
>> It's food. Actual meal. Okay, that's fine. >> Yeah. And all these cool people are
00:28:15
there. I hate cool people. Don't you? I'm done with it. You're one of them.
00:28:18
[ __ ] off. You live in the cool people area. >> I know, but I'm like one of you guys.
00:28:22
>> No, you're not. You're not one of us. >> No, we don't. We don't accept.
00:28:25
>> We don't claim you. >> No, >> you're not a part of our club.
00:28:27
>> It's like Predator Badlands. >> Yeah, Predator Badlands. >> We got to see Predator Badlands before
00:28:31
next episode so we can discuss this because everyone's talking about it. >> It's been I saw it in the theater. It's
00:28:36
been out for months and months and months. What are you talking about? >> I haven't seen it.
00:28:39
>> I've been telling you to watch it. >> It's really good. >> It's in the theater now.
00:28:42
>> No. >> No. >> Hulu now. >> It's on Hulu >> and Disney Plus. Yeah,
00:28:46
>> even better. I'll watch it at home. >> Who's in it? >> Um,
00:28:50
>> Fanning. >> Yeah, Fanning. >> L. >> Dakota Fanning. >> L. Great.
00:28:54
>> Yeah. >> Fan of the Fannings. Fan of the show. >> I love Fannings.
00:28:58
>> Big Fanning fan. >> Big Fanning fan. >> Fanning fan. Fan for life.
00:29:02
>> And who's on the cover? That's her. >> Yeah, it's her.
00:29:04
>> Oh, well, I mean, that's that doesn't look like her. They Why did they do Why
00:29:06
do they do that? >> Well, she's an android. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, but in the movie she looks like
00:29:10
her, but in the poster it doesn't look like her at all. I couldn't tell you.
00:29:12
And who is the Predator? >> Oh, yeah. Oh, so Demetrius Schustster Colagati.
00:29:17
>> Yeah. >> Uh, we got to pick a different last name, bud. >> Yeah.
00:29:20
>> Demetrius Schust Shuster. Colola. Wait, sorry. Go back so I can see his name.
00:29:25
Colo Matangi. Colo Matangi. >> God, that's hard to say. >> Do you ever do that? Like a comic will
00:29:32
have a really difficult last name that's young. >> Yeah. >> And I've And I don't do this anymore
00:29:39
because it's wrong. I feel bad for even but it's like I him change the last
00:29:45
name. What do you mean? Well, your name is Dimmitri Malango. You know what I mean? Just change it to you mean Steve
00:29:53
Smith. >> Steve Smith, >> right? Or no, >> they said that to Leonardo DiCaprio and
00:29:58
Benio Del Toro. >> Those are easy things to say. DiCaprio is one of the easiest things to
00:30:04
say. >> Leonardo was one was Leonardo da Vinci. Everybody, that's our familiar name. And
00:30:09
DiCaprio is not anything insane. >> Yeah. But then once Zach came along, I
00:30:12
was like, "Oh, it's fine." >> Yeah. >> Imagine how long
00:30:16
>> it took a long Yeah. But even back when we when I saw him at Open Mics in the
00:30:19
'9s, >> I would never was I didn't even bother. You know what I mean? I just called him
00:30:23
Zack. >> Like if I was bringing on a guy with a name like Zack. >> Oh my god. It's nightmare.
00:30:28
>> I would just literally go, "Ladies and gentlemen, this next time you're going
00:30:30
to love it. It's Zack G." I would just do that. >> I can't if I Well, because I would
00:30:35
butcher it. It'd be worse if I didn't butcher it. Like [ __ ] it. I'll just say
00:30:39
Zack G. >> I I do that still. Even friends of mine I I I can't say it right. Ess
00:30:47
right. You know, another one is Christina P. >> Right. Well, yeah. You can't say her
00:30:51
last name. >> I can't say it. I don't I've never said it right in ever,
00:30:54
>> but she goes by Christina P sometimes. >> Yeah. I I say Yeah. My doctor, my
00:30:57
psychiatrist is Look, I just texted him today. Dr. Mike. It's impossible to say
00:31:03
his last name. So, when I first met him, I was like, "Hey, can I just call you
00:31:07
Dr. mic. Yeah. >> And he was like, "Yeah, it's fine." >> Cuz it's like
00:31:11
I'm like I said that because a woman that was working for us a woman that was
00:31:14
working for us, her last name was so unbelievable. It's It was literally like
00:31:18
Watasarias. >> Yes. >> At some point I just like it's not I'm
00:31:23
not even going to say your I can't even. >> There should have been a rule back in
00:31:27
the beginning of time where a last name could only be five letters. >> That's really good.
00:31:33
>> Don't you think? >> That's really good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:35
>> Look at these. Look at like a Bengali surname is >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah.
00:31:41
>> Chaka chaka. >> Yeah. >> But well, you know what? These are
00:31:45
easier because you just mumble it. >> You'd go Mateo. If you said it close, no one will know.
00:31:52
>> And also, they know that they're their last names are complex, so they let it
00:31:56
go. Usually, if it's like super long. >> Yeah. >> You mean like it, you know,
00:31:59
>> they're not going to go, "Hey, it's Boroai." >> They're not going to say that.
00:32:04
>> They correct you. Yeah. >> Yeah. So, you don't you don't say it
00:32:09
that way. You It's like, dude, it's like I can't >> I'm I can't do it. It's not part of my
00:32:13
>> It's not part of my vocabulary. >> I can't do it. >> Well, yeah. First names.
00:32:18
Keep it simple, too. I think >> keep it easy. >> Keep it easy, dude. You know,
00:32:22
>> take it easy. Keep it easy. Uh >> you you have a very easy name. >> Bobby Andrew.
00:32:28
>> Santino Lee. >> Yeah. Santino Lee. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Carlos. Now, Herrera. Herrera.
00:32:32
>> Herrera. A little tough. >> Era. >> Yeah. >> Area. >> You know what I also don't like? When
00:32:39
you have a Spanish name and you see someone like Megan Kelly or something super pronounced the double R and does
00:32:44
the role. I don't like it. >> She goes and and let me tell you something about Carlos.
00:32:50
>> I DON'T LIKE IT. >> ESPECIALLY WHEN I LIKE ANGRY ABOUT IT. >> And here is this bad bunny. He's got his
00:32:56
whole crew of Mexicans dancing behind him. He's got Carlos Lopez. It's crazy.
00:33:03
>> It's crazy. Yeah. >> To just like dip in and dip out. >> I don't like it.
00:33:07
>> Yeah. She They always But newscasters do that. It drives me nuts. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:12
>> You know, I talked on stage last night >> about Latin X. >> I tried some new [ __ ] about Latin X.
00:33:18
Remember they tried Latin X? >> And I asked a Mexican guy in the front row.
00:33:22
>> I go, "Hey, bro, do you what's up with Latin X?" He's like, "No, we wouldn't
00:33:26
[ __ ] with it." I was like, "So, whites just tried to like shoehorn that
00:33:30
in." M >> he was like, "Yeah, no." I was said, "Any I" I said, "Did any Latinos, you
00:33:34
know, [ __ ] with it?" He's like, "No, what the fuck?" No, but it was funny.
00:33:38
Why? We tried to do it. Whites tried to do it. >> It wasn't the wokey.
00:33:42
>> I know, but but it was so Nobody asked for it to change. >> Carlos, did you ask for it?
00:33:47
>> [ __ ] no. >> I feel like you asked for it. >> I was pitching a TV show during that
00:33:50
time and there was a Hispanic character and they made me put Latin X in and like
00:33:54
everyone gave me [ __ ] about it, including my own friend. But it's like So, but what about lat saying someone's
00:34:00
Latin is offensive? Um, give me a learning lesson. Is it offensive? >> No,
00:34:04
>> I don't think so. I mean, it was >> Well, you're [ __ ] Latin.
00:34:08
>> Yeah. I mean, technically, >> I was pushing for Asian Z. >> Yeah.
00:34:12
>> And it didn't get catch on at all. >> Wait, calling someone Latin is generally
00:34:16
not considered an offensive slur. While not inherently racist is less, it is less precise than using inappropriate
00:34:21
terms like Latino, Latina, Hispanic. I know, but it's an encompassing thing.
00:34:25
>> Yeah. Exactly. So because of the Latino Latina, they decided for Latin X. So
00:34:30
they didn't have to do >> gender, >> but you just say Latin and it would
00:34:34
encompass both. >> Right. >> Right. So this doesn't make any sense.
00:34:37
>> Like I'm a pale white. I don't need that. >> Yeah. Pale white. No, we got categories.
00:34:43
I got >> No. Oh no. >> RIGHT. I'M A pale white, but I don't I'm
00:34:49
just a white at the end of the day. Yeah. >> I'm just a white. >> Yeah.
00:34:55
>> Yeah. Yeah, you're pale white. I mean NORMAL WHITE. >> NORMAL.
00:34:59
>> NORMAL. >> Normal white. Yeah. >> Thank god. >> And normal hair color. Yeah. Come on
00:35:04
everybody. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And nice guy. Nice. Nice. Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:12
Yeah. >> I like this bit. >> What? >> We don't need it. >> What?
00:35:19
>> We just don't need the extra [ __ ] Too much extra [ __ ] >> Too much extra [ __ ] Like I'm searching
00:35:24
for a new doctor on the website on like the insurance website, >> dude. I mean it's all I want to know is
00:35:32
what do you do? And they give way too much extra [ __ ] Like too much information stuff that they do. Like the
00:35:37
first tab was gender affirming care. >> Yeah. >> I was like what about internal medicine?
00:35:43
>> I just want to know if you'll find out if I'm [ __ ] sick. >> Yeah.
00:35:47
>> Do the scan, dude. >> I'm going to do the scan. >> When you do the scan, I want to do the
00:35:51
scan. >> Well, let's go together. I'm being real though. A really big because I know that
00:35:55
I don't know if Japan's being real July, >> but can I tell the scan the scan? I want
00:36:00
I want Japan and scan to be real. >> Japan is real. >> Okay. >> Why are you bringing up beautiful women
00:36:04
on the internet? >> This what you told you showed me when we were talking about Japan.
00:36:08
>> The worst person you know is planning their Japan 2026 trip. >> I was thinking
00:36:17
>> it is true. >> Why? Why is that even? >> She's saying because there's a trend of
00:36:21
Japan right now. People want to go to Japan. Yeah. >> There's two trends on the internet that
00:36:25
are big. One is people think they're this is Japan year. And two, people think they're Chinese. They're turning
00:36:30
Chinese. Do you know about this? >> I send it to Andrea Jin all the time because there's stuff that says you make
00:36:34
me Chinese. There's like memes now. >> Okay. >> That that whites think they're turning
00:36:38
Chinese. >> You think I'm kidding? It's all over the internet. Like I'm becoming Chinese is a
00:36:42
real thing. >> And I and I want to say this to all of our fans and friends out there.
00:36:48
I'll be Korean before I'll be Chinese. >> Thank you. >> Thank you so much. Thank you. Means the
00:36:53
world to me. >> It means the world to me that I'm would I'd be I'd rather be a normal white
00:37:01
>> then be Chinese as well. >> What are you looking at? >> Nothing.
00:37:04
>> You're little sweet prints on your phone, aren't you? >> Yeah. You know, I too much I think.
00:37:09
>> Yeah. It's too much scrolling too. >> Your hours this week. >> What do you mean?
00:37:13
>> Doom scrolling. >> Can I look? >> Yeah. That was like 12 hours.
00:37:17
>> I think it's because of the Lexa Pro. I think it's a lot. >> What do I Google again?
00:37:22
>> Not Google, but >> I'm at 11 hours today. >> My average is 7 hours a day.
00:37:27
>> Six and a half. >> Not bad. Seriously? >> Daily average? Mine says 7 hours.
00:37:32
>> Yeah, >> it's bad, right? >> What's yours? >> Mine's only at five and a half this
00:37:37
week. So, >> what's yours? >> Seven. >> Mine's seven, too.
00:37:40
>> Yeah, seven seems normal. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> right. >> Seven hours a day is crazy.
00:37:44
>> Why? Why? >> Cuz you're constantly looking at your for 7 hours of it. It's insane.
00:37:50
>> Well, I mean, what's what's the usual average? Four hours. >> Oh, no.
00:37:54
>> Well, Caven had none. You know, that's the >> problematic phone usage.
00:37:58
>> Exceeding five. >> Yeah. For high risk for mental health issues, depression, anxiety, reduced
00:38:03
productivity. Here's good news. Got them all already. >> Oh, you already have them.
00:38:07
>> Yeah. So, when you're when you already have anxiety and depression >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:10
>> So, big deal. >> Yeah. >> Also, reduce productivity. I don't
00:38:13
believe that at We're the most productive team I've ever met in my entire life. All of us are on our phone
00:38:16
all the time. >> But anxiety and depression, for sure. For sure. But I didn't build these
00:38:22
machines. They were given to us. >> Yes. >> We are a subject of the machine. You
00:38:26
want to blame someone. >> Blame Musk. >> He didn't have anything to do with that.
00:38:32
>> No, he didn't. No. What? Blame >> Jobs. >> Jobs. >> Jobs. Yeah. He's gone.
00:38:36
>> Steve Jobs. >> That's right. >> I was thinking about like the jobs I've
00:38:41
had in the past. >> So many better. >> Yeah. You know what I mean? Like my
00:38:44
coffee shop got job. Here you go. Here's a >> You could blame some of those You could
00:38:48
blame some of your current issues on some of those past jobs. Yeah. >> But it's not worth it.
00:38:51
>> Yeah. >> You know? >> Yeah. I I I begin to think that it's
00:38:54
probably not healthy. >> I'm beginning to think the phone's not healthy.
00:39:02
>> Every time I look, I should be reading a book, but I can't be shook. I'll get back on the gram.
00:39:12
Yeah. Is this healthy? Just sitting there and doing nothing. >> Yeah. >> Just sitting there and just No, I'm
00:39:19
being real. I've been trying it. >> Being >> Yeah. Just I sometimes I'll wake up.
00:39:22
I'll sit down. I have a little chair, a comfy chair. >> It is a little little chair.
00:39:27
>> It's a little tiny chair. Yeah. I mean, and it's very comfortable though.
00:39:30
>> And I'll sit there for like a half an hour and do nothing. >> No, that's very good for you.
00:39:35
>> Yeah. >> Very good. It's collecting yourself. But you know, here's the deal, man.
00:39:38
>> But then tragedies occur in my mind. Give me one. >> Like just like you know 911 when my dad
00:39:43
used to beat me like just crazy things. >> You went from 911 to my dad used to
00:39:48
that's still going through your head >> sometimes. >> I guess you never forgot.
00:39:51
>> You never forget. >> Yeah. 12 years in retreat. We need to do something like this. A Buddhist retreat.
00:39:56
>> The longest meditations. >> So uh Jet Snuma Jet Sunma uh a Tibetan
00:40:03
Buddhist spent 12 years in meditation retreat in cave in north northern India. M
00:40:07
>> similarly extreme training in some Hindu traditions involved 12 years in a
00:40:11
hermitage. >> Jet Lee did that. >> Yeah. >> People go where's Jet Lee been? He's
00:40:16
been meditating since the last movie. I think that's what he said. >> I was meditating for the last 15 years.
00:40:23
>> Wow. >> That's what he said. Now I'm back. Like back for what? You're [ __ ] a thousand
00:40:27
years old now. No one wants to see you. >> It's believed in some Buddhist
00:40:30
traditions that the Buddha himself meditated for 49 days under the body tree. 49. You couldn't get to 50, huh?
00:40:36
Mm-m. >> Just couldn't knock out one day to round out the number. Yeah. I mean, that's
00:40:41
that seems pretty weak. >> It's weak, dude. >> Decades in a lifetime. Uh, tuk dam. Some
00:40:45
Tibetan monks are said to enter a state of tukam, a dead but not dead state of deep meditation where the body does not
00:40:50
decay for weeks after clinical death. >> They're doing what you do in the tiny
00:40:53
chair. >> Yeah, I tuk in the chair. >> Tuk dummed in the chair. I'll be tuking.
00:40:57
Oh, so that guy's tuk right now. >> Oh, zoom up. Zoom in. Yeah. >> Got to give me a picture of a tuk.
00:41:03
>> I think that might be post tukdom. You took them with your eyes open. That's
00:41:07
That's better. I think >> I'm hoping we took this dumb off the screen at some point.
00:41:11
>> Yeah. >> I mean, this is crazy. And by the way, we're not insulting these people. This
00:41:14
is brilliant and amazing and beautiful. It just it I mean, he looks uncomfortable.
00:41:19
>> He does not look >> He doesn't look comfortable. >> That shirt doesn't look tempropetic.
00:41:25
>> Yeah. >> Imagine how bad your ass would hurt. >> Oh, go to that picture on the left of
00:41:29
it. Of the one you have on right now. Just the left. >> This is mummified and toukd.
00:41:33
>> Wow. >> Mummified. Can you zoom in? The Buddhists claim this guy's in Tukum, but
00:41:37
>> still. >> Yeah. >> Well, they think he's not dead still.
00:41:39
>> Yeah, they claim that >> they're collecting his social security.
00:41:41
That's why. >> No, he's still getting the payments. He's alive. He's just in Tukum right
00:41:46
now. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Just cashing government checks. No, no,
00:41:50
no. He's He's in there. He's there. >> Him hair, dude. >> Got to have hair in so much hair, man.
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not an excitement. >> That's got to feel good. >> You know, my problem is this is that,
00:44:23
and this is true, is I'm supposed to be a drunk in it. And I have a problem playing a drunk.
00:44:29
>> I did it one time with that Vince Vaughn sketch I did like five years ago for
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Bill Burr. And I don't know if it's real. You know what I mean? So it's like
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how do you play a drunk guy? >> Because there's ways to do it that's
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like so sketchy that it's like it doesn't feel real. I see. How do you play it?
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>> I I think if you're an actual alcoholic and you're drunk, you wouldn't know the
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00:44:52
>> Yeah. Like let's do uh >> the trick is to pretend not to be drunk,
00:44:56
which is what drunks do, >> right? So here you go. Ready? >> Yeah. Yeah. Tell me.
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>> Yeah. >> What's your name in the thing? Chang. >> Chang.
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>> Jimmy. >> Jimmy O Chang. >> Just Jimmy. >> Jimmy. Uh, what's been going on at the
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shop today? >> Hey, man. >> No. No. >> Already. Already too much?
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>> No. >> What do you mean? >> You're acting. >> All right. What's going what's been
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going on in the shop today, Jimmy? >> I didn't come into the shop today, man.
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>> Why didn't you go into the shop? >> I just, you know, I don't work every
00:45:28
day, man. >> You don't work every day. We pay you to be here every day.
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>> Ah, my bad. I, you know, didn't I woke up late? You know, I I woke up late and
00:45:38
I uh Yeah, it's my bad, man. Uh, >> yeah, it's good. >> Is it bad or no?
00:45:45
>> It's bad. Yeah. >> Well, then you do it. >> Okay, go ahead. Okay. Hey, Jimmy. Why
00:45:50
didn't you come in to work today? >> I don't know, man. I I don't need to
00:45:54
leave me alone. >> See, that's good. But you're acting drunk. >> No, you're not.
00:45:59
>> I'm acting disinterested and over it. You have to pick a pick. Here's what we
00:46:02
have to do with you. >> Do it again. >> Jimmy. Jim, did you come into the Did
00:46:06
you go into the shop today? >> Yeah. Yeah, man. I was there. >> I went in. I came in, man.
00:46:13
>> Did any customers You're doing a little San Diego. I am >> no man or dude or bro. Just give me
00:46:20
>> Oh, no man. Okay. >> Yeah. >> What? What's going on? What? What? Why
00:46:23
didn't you go to the shop today, Jim? >> I came into the shop, man. Man again.
00:46:29
All right, >> we got it. >> No, I don't think we got it. >> No, we got it. Hold on. Yeah,
00:46:32
>> you came into the So, did did you not see any customers today? >> Of course, I saw customers. I mean,
00:46:42
that's what I do. >> You saw customers? Yeah, man. I'm a bit sorry.
00:46:47
>> How many customers did you see today? >> I don't know. Frank O'Neal came in.
00:46:52
>> Mr. O'Neal came by. He's been dead for 13 years. >> Frank what?
00:46:59
>> Frank O'Neal who owns O'Neal's brakes. >> Yeah, but you know his wife Lucila.
00:47:03
>> Yeah, Luchia. >> Jimmy, what's going on? >> What do you mean? I'm fine, dude.
00:47:12
>> I'm sorry, Larry. I'm fine. I'm fine. Larry, >> I need to talk to you in my office.
00:47:18
>> All right. Okay. What's going on? >> Have you been drinking on the job?
00:47:25
>> I had a drink. >> What did you have? >> I had a little drink.
00:47:28
>> What did you have to drink? >> A beer. >> How many beers? >> One beer. Dude,
00:47:33
>> how big was >> Sorry for saying dude again. >> Sorry guys. >> How big was the beer?
00:47:38
>> Jimmy, who are you talking to? >> Who How big was the beer? What?
00:47:44
>> How big was the beer? >> It was a beer. You know, how big do beers get?
00:47:49
>> That's good. That's very >> How big do beers get is great.
00:47:52
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> I That's actually >> We'll just play with it when we're
00:47:55
there. >> But I like that. >> Oh, yeah. >> Because then it's not playing drunk,
00:47:58
you're playing disinterested. >> I'm playing disin interested. >> And I like that. I think disinterest is
00:48:02
what an alcohol >> because when you watch it, you're you're like they're playing drunk. I don't like
00:48:06
that. So, how do you do it? How do you do math? >> That's another How do you do Let's do
00:48:16
Well, I've told you I told you what do you mean? We go to the same guy. The sun came out
00:48:24
and I told him this morning came out and at the same time doing that anymore. All
00:48:27
right. And maybe the gaze of the made out of wood and the wood were the bridge and the bridge ever again. And Louisa
00:48:36
Louisa never came home. >> Oo, but I'm the I'm hungry. Yeah. the peanut butter
00:48:41
and jelly sandwich that you made last night. >> Let's get one. >> Let's get one right now. Yeah, let's eat
00:48:44
it. >> Pretty good. What do you think? That's good. All right, let's do um
00:48:50
>> Let's do it all together. I mean, >> let's do acid. >> Let's do fentanyl.
00:48:53
>> Fentanyl. I don't know how to do >> one, two, three. >> So mean.
00:49:01
>> What was it called? >> So mean. >> What was the Buddhist thing called?
00:49:04
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Tucked them. >> Tucked them. Yeah, >> we just tucked them to I think you're
00:49:08
going to play a great role. I think you shouldn't be I think you should be >> Well, they'll give me notes. You know
00:49:11
what I mean? But that's the only thing that I'm like a little nervous about
00:49:14
because it's like >> Well, have you read the scripts? >> Mhm. >> So, you know, you're ahead of the game.
00:49:18
>> I'm ahead of the game. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't memorized the lines yet, but
00:49:21
it'll be fine. It'll be fine. Yeah. >> Well, have I be real. Have you ever
00:49:25
memorized lines? >> Yeah, of course I memorized lines. For all all the things I've done, I've
00:49:33
memorized lines. >> Okay. >> Oh, you think when when I'm on like Sex
00:49:37
in the City where I'm just making it up? No, they're like you have to say it word
00:49:40
for word. >> So they wrote those things that you >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I memorize them days
00:49:46
before >> day. That's what I'm saying. You do days. Yeah. I don't do that. Yeah.
00:49:49
>> You do it on spot. >> I do it the morning of >> I don't know how that's possible.
00:49:54
>> Yeah. I get in the trailer and I just do it. >> Yeah. You know, John Cho does that. I
00:49:57
saw him do that once. >> I'll read it. >> Yeah. >> I'll read it before
00:50:01
>> and then I'll memorize the sides that day. >> Yeah. I have to do it the night before
00:50:05
>> because if I ingest it prior to that I get I don't it gets two scrambled eggs
00:50:08
in my mind. So if I read it I understand what the scene is and then in my trailer
00:50:13
or whatever I'll just >> I'll get the lines then. >> Yeah. >> And take by take if it's a huge piece
00:50:19
like if it was like a thing we did sometimes on I'm dying I'd have like a
00:50:21
page and a half >> Yeah. >> of a monologue >> days before. >> No no no the night before I just do
00:50:27
chunks. I divide it into chunks and I use a keyword to continue on my next chunk. Wow. And that keyword indicates
00:50:34
what the next piece is. So I just kind of like I don't like how you divide up
00:50:37
an hour. You 15 15 15. >> Do you forget when you're there >> all the time?
00:50:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. >> They got to be patient. It's all we're
00:50:44
going to edit this. It's not [ __ ] live. This is Birdman. >> Yeah. >> Like I could if they were like, "We're
00:50:48
going to do it in one take." I'd be like, "Fire me. >> Fire me right now." Right.
00:50:52
>> I could never fire me right now. >> Shoot me on shoot me. Let me die in the
00:50:57
scene. Yeah. And also it's like you I sometimes I need another actor there to
00:51:02
calm me down. >> I >> I remember Oliver Hudson pul the pilot for splitting up together. He had to
00:51:07
pull me aside and goes your own your head. It doesn't matter. You know what I
00:51:11
mean? Just say your line. >> You know what I mean? And and then it was fine.
00:51:16
>> Yeah. What could that's a what what a nice thing for him to do. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, you know,
00:51:20
you're allowed to make mistakes. Say your line. It's everything's fine. I
00:51:24
want to say something obviously now that we're in the world of speaking about
00:51:26
actors. This will be long after, but rest in peace to the great James Vander. >> Oh my god. I can't, you know, I can't
00:51:32
even po You know what I hate? >> Rest in peace. I kne I knew I worked with him before. I know.
00:51:38
>> Yeah. And um what a nice guy. He did Tiger Belly as a just, you know, what a
00:51:42
nice guy. And um >> you didn't post a memorial. I didn't post anything because of the fact that
00:51:47
I'm just it bothers me >> a lot that people do it >> when they you know they have a I I have
00:51:53
photos with him you know that I could go you know um rest in peace brother and you know and I there's I asked around I
00:52:00
go why don't I not want to post it cuz when I see it it bothers me >> right well
00:52:07
>> Hollywood does that >> well it's a little performative right it's performative
00:52:10
>> sometimes I mean look it's a it's a way to cope so so for some people they want
00:52:13
to put the picture up because it means something to them they want to say I had a relationship with this person I really
00:52:16
loved. But for some people it's a little performative. Like for some people it's
00:52:21
like you could go up to them after you saw them take that put that post later that night you'd run into them and be
00:52:25
like hey man I'm really sorry about your friend James. They'd be like James what
00:52:28
do you mean? >> Yeah. >> And you're like Vanderbeek and they go no. Yes. Yeah. But what a bummer. You
00:52:33
like some people you can tell it's baloney and some people it's very real.
00:52:36
But you but I get what you're saying. It's hard to post. He's just in He was
00:52:41
an authentically nice person. >> Yeah, >> he really was. Um super easy to be with,
00:52:49
very helpful on set and you know it's I wasn't like super close to him, you
00:52:54
know. Um we did a series together and then um we would hang out a little bit after that when before when he lived
00:53:01
here in LA. >> Yeah. And um like I said, we ponded together, but um you know, what a loss.
00:53:07
And it's just super sad. >> Yeah, it's a it's a bummer. It's a real
00:53:11
bummer. >> The good ones go >> because some people that are [ __ ] [ __ ] are still alive, you know?
00:53:16
>> Let's name We'll put up a list right now. >> I'm not going to put a list. Everyone
00:53:19
knows what I'm talking about, but it's like >> Yeah, >> there are people that Yeah. So, it's
00:53:23
like I don't know. >> What does it mean? Life is precious. Life is short.
00:53:26
>> We should get screened. He did talk about that. So, we'll do the body
00:53:30
screening because he talked about it because he got he got diagnosed quite young.
00:53:34
>> What is he 46 or something? I don't know. I mean, >> yeah, 48, I think.
00:53:39
>> I mean, that's a young that's a terribly young death, you know.
00:53:42
>> And the children he has so many children. It's just they're just going
00:53:45
to be robbed of, you know, >> he had a lot of kids. >> Yeah, he did.
00:53:48
>> They're at almost 2 million on their uh GoFundMe >> today. What do you mean? The Vanderbe
00:53:54
Vanderbeek family has a gofundme the fan set up and they're almost at 2 mil.
00:53:59
>> Oh wow. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. F send me the that um GoFundMe. Seriously. Yeah.
00:54:05
>> This is I don't want to I don't want to make anything that would be misconstrued
00:54:08
here. But how much you How much are you going to give? >> Oh, you want to be real?
00:54:18
>> Well, you brought it up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we've done
00:54:22
this before and I'll be you want my honest, you know. >> Well, yeah. >> Yeah.
00:54:26
>> If you really want him to send it to you, >> probably a grand thousand American
00:54:31
dollars. >> Yeah. >> So, they wanted 1.5 and they got 2 million already and they I hope they get
00:54:36
as much. >> Oh, they already exceeded it? >> Yeah, but I hope they Nothing.
00:54:38
>> Oh, well, so now you're not going to give anything. >> No, >> she wants some
00:54:42
>> a grand. >> I think the family deserves as much as they can for losing someone.
00:54:46
>> Are you going to contribute? Dude, >> someone gave $30,000. >> Wow.
00:54:50
>> Anonymously. >> Who's anonymous? >> Anonymously, they gave $30,000.
00:54:56
>> You know, you would >> what? >> Never. >> Nope. >> I'll do it right now. Anonymously.
00:55:02
>> 30 grand? >> No, not 30 grand. >> Not 30 grand. The point I was making, if
00:55:06
you gave 30 grand, you would >> You either then you either, pal. That's
00:55:10
rude that you wouldn't even say something like that. You'd want people. >> If I had 30 grand to give, I would do it
00:55:14
anonymously. you don't raise your voice and you have 30 grand to give and you
00:55:17
could do it but you but you would put your name up there. That's what I'm
00:55:20
saying. >> THE DOW mean anyway. Um >> raise your hand if you agree he'd put
00:55:28
his name up there. Go ahead. See? >> Yeah, >> you would. You know you would. And
00:55:34
here's why. You're giving the money. It's not It's not bad. But you'd go,
00:55:38
"Hey, >> I'll tell you why I wouldn't. Can I can I can I can I um
00:55:44
>> Sure. >> You know, >> fight your case. >> Fight my case. Yeah. Okay.
00:55:48
>> And you're not going to >> I'm going to bring it back to Stardew
00:55:51
Valley. >> Okay. >> As everything does. >> Life always does. Okay. It should.
00:55:56
>> So, in Stardew Valley, there is a character named Pam. >> Love Pam. We have a crush on Pam, right?
00:56:01
>> Yeah. And he has a daughter named Penny. Okay. >> Pam is a guy. I thought that was a girl.
00:56:06
>> It's a woman. >> I Well, you said he has a daughter named she and she she drives the truck. Okay.
00:56:11
>> You know, go back to Pam. >> Yeah. >> Penny saw it. >> Pam could be both. You know, Pam is
00:56:16
pretty. >> Okay. So, >> who knows what >> Who knows what that is, right? So, they
00:56:20
live Pam and Penny live in a trailer. >> Yes. That that I can see by the photo.
00:56:24
>> Okay. So, they live in a trailer, right? They're >> Yeah. You know what is this with
00:56:29
trailers and redheads? They always We all grow up in We do that. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:34
>> And I You know, because they have red hair and I love you. I mean, so you know
00:56:38
I So there is a some at in the game you can get rid of the trailer and build them a brand new house.
00:56:46
>> Wow. >> Right. And you don't get any points for do Don't do that with Penny.
00:56:51
>> Don't do that with Penny. >> Okay. >> You don't get any points for building
00:56:54
them a house. >> Yeah. But there is a little dialogue thing where um Okay. Okay. Somebody
00:57:02
don't get me hard, dude. All right. That's >> Is that Penny Born? Yeah, it's Penny
00:57:07
Point. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's not >> because she is somebody that I do marry
00:57:10
in the game. >> So, you're in love with Penny? >> I love Penny. And that just got me like,
00:57:14
you know what I mean? Anyway, dude, don't get me started with Penny. >> Wow.
00:57:18
>> Oh, wow. >> Interesting. >> Anyway, interesting. All right, let's
00:57:21
Can we move on from it? Can we move on for a minute? >> That's in your little chair at your
00:57:25
reflection time. >> She'll make you [ __ ] them or whatever. So anyway, there's a thing in it where
00:57:35
um the carpenter goes to you, Rob, and she goes, "Should we should I tell him
00:57:40
that you gave him all this money to build it or or should we just, you know, I mean, just keep it anonymous." And I
00:57:46
always choose anonymous because it's like But you don't get any perks either
00:57:51
way like what what does it matter? You know what I mean? But I always choose not anonymous.
00:57:55
>> So you think >> Yeah. Yes, I do. >> Valley Penny. I'm sold. I'm sold on your
00:58:00
>> because ethically I'm just like that. Yeah. >> Last year when I sent out my Special
00:58:04
Olympics thing, Andrew Dunn two grand anonymously. Yeah. >> And you didn't respond to the message
00:58:09
and didn't >> Yeah. Because I don't respond to anything you send. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's not a good
00:58:15
case. Yeah. >> The only reason you knew it was me is cuz I gave a jokey name.
00:58:20
>> Yeah. You said generous Gary or whatever. >> Yeah. And I would have done the same
00:58:23
thing. You know what I mean? >> But only you know that. >> Nakamura. Okay. So coming up again, I'll
00:58:28
send you another. >> Yeah, I'll send whatever. You know, my point >> Sneaky Nakamura is so funny.
00:58:32
>> Yeah. >> If your nickname would be Sneaky Nakamura. >> Yes. Yeah, I'll do Sneaky Nakamura. But
00:58:36
my point is this. I would do it anonymously. >> So I think you're wrong.
00:58:41
>> Okay. >> Yeah, that's my defense. >> It's fine. I'm excited to see your name
00:58:45
up there on the GoFundMe. >> Yeah. >> And you know, I will say this. I'm glad
00:58:50
we never said anything about James on the show prior because people blame us all the time that when we talk about a
00:58:55
celebrity, they pass away. We already did it. Remember >> Katherine O'Hara? I know. We did that.
00:58:59
We spoke about her and then weeks later she died. >> No, that's not true.
00:59:02
>> It is true. We've done it so many times on the show and people bring it up. I
00:59:06
guess the guy said, "We've done it." There's people that track how many times
00:59:09
we've talked about people for some reason. >> Let's do an experiment right now. Throw
00:59:12
out a name and just see. >> Willie Nelson's still alive. >> Yeah.
00:59:17
>> William Shatner also alive. 94. >> William Shatner's a good one.
00:59:20
>> Clint Eastwood. That's a good one. If I was going to do a death poll
00:59:23
>> Yeah. Yeah. You know, I don't I don't wish death on any of these people, but
00:59:26
if you once you reach 90, don't you feel like you did it? You really did it. You
00:59:31
lived a full Imagine if you got to 90 and you're like, I just don't know if
00:59:33
I've lived a full life. >> Yeah. >> 90. >> You did it. >> 95. Who's the oldest up there? Lee
00:59:39
Grant, an actress, turned 100 in 2026. >> Oh, 101 is Eva Marie Saint. >> Yeah. She's the girl in uh North by
00:59:48
Northwest. >> Oh my god. And she won an Academy Award >> for North by Northwest, right? Yeah.
00:59:54
She's 101, but she lives, what is it? So sad. Well, everyone she knows is dead.
01:00:00
You know, that's something my grandmother used to say. She's like, "All my friends are dead.
01:00:03
>> You live to 90, all your friends are gone." Sad. >> Well, and who can they talk to?
01:00:07
>> Yeah. >> Like, imagine your grand imagag Imagine a 97y old woman now.
01:00:11
>> Yeah. >> Going, "What is going on?" >> And everyone around her is like, "67,
01:00:16
bitch." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like, [ __ ] I'd want to be out of here.
01:00:20
Like, if that's the world, everyone's vaping. Yeah, but when I'm old, I'm
01:00:24
going to talk to Nero. >> Sorry. >> Nero. >> Who's that? >> He's my robot.
01:00:29
>> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, yeah. Your little robot. >> Hello. I'm Nero.
01:00:33
>> Hello, Neroy. What's going on today? >> Can you stop jerking off, Bobby?
01:00:38
>> I have to watch this all of the day. >> Yeah, but wouldn't I have an AI robot
01:00:42
that talks to me all day? >> You're going to get it. It's doing back
01:00:45
flips now. This [ __ ] weirdo thing from Robotics from from uh Boston Dynamics. They can literally They just
01:00:51
did a complete What do you call that? Auh the the in gymnastics when they do the turnover. There it is.
01:00:56
>> Yeah, >> there it was. It just did it. >> Crazy. Yeah, >> there it is. Doing a [ __ ] backflip.
01:01:02
Look at this. >> Yeah. >> And it's in slow motion. >> That's incredible.
01:01:06
>> Look at this. >> Boston dynamics, you said. >> Yeah. Look at Watch this.
01:01:11
>> End of society. >> That's the end of society. >> Yeah. >> If it can backflip, it can [ __ ] us up.
01:01:18
>> It can. Yeah. is going to learn to beat our ass. Is this the one where it fell? There's
01:01:24
one where it falls. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's what you get. >> Yeah.
01:01:29
>> Thinking you're like us running on ice. Uh-huh. >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah.
01:01:39
>> Pause it. >> It's a two years away for perfection, though. >> Dude, how funny. Imagine he goes back
01:01:43
with the other robots when they're like, you know, they're down at night and
01:01:46
they're like, "We saw you fall." Yeah. Yeah. >> And he's like, "No, you didn't." He's
01:01:51
like, "Yes, we did. You ate [ __ ] La. You suck. You suck. You suck." They're
01:01:57
going to take you apart tomorrow. You know, they're going to be so aware. >> So, they're going to reach awareness
01:02:03
where they know. >> What if it was falling on purpose to give us a false sense of security?
01:02:08
>> Now you're really Now, dude, now you're digging in. >> You're digging in.
01:02:12
>> You think they were falling on purpose to trick humans into thinking they're
01:02:14
still flawed, but they have the techn They already know. They know. >> Gosh. Yeah,
01:02:20
>> you're right. >> I can't wait. They have fingers. >> What do you want those for?
01:02:26
>> I'm signed. >> Oh, >> yeah. Just fingers. >> Gang robots.
01:02:30
>> Yeah. Give me Illuminati. >> They're like, "Let's have blood. Let's
01:02:33
have blood." >> Yeah. >> I used to grow mushrooms with my buddy
01:02:37
>> in a Tupperware underneath his bed. We inoculated this the spores and all that
01:02:41
stuff. >> Is it Is it the hallucination? >> Yeah, the magic mushroom. Imagine we
01:02:45
just were doing shiakeia. >> Nah. >> Yeah. >> Just good old woodier mushrooms.
01:02:52
>> Yeah. No, we were doing Matt. We grew mushrooms under his bed. It was kind of
01:02:55
It was amazing. We ordered the spores offline. >> Wow. >> It was back like new internet, you know,
01:02:59
where you like dig to like find out the web where you could buy illegal drugs and we and we inoculated.
01:03:05
>> How long it take to grow it? >> Uh I don't I my frame of reference would
01:03:09
be bad. So a couple of weeks to a month or so. I don't really remember. >> Did it work?
01:03:12
Yeah, they weren't that strong. I remember drying them out and they just weren't that good.
01:03:16
>> And you know, and we were probably already smoking weed and drinking, so
01:03:19
you're like, maybe they are working. Who knew if they ever worked? >> Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:23
>> But I did mushrooms one time with my buddy Tyler. We went to a haunted house
01:03:25
and that was one of the just insanely stupid things >> to go to haunted house tripping balls.
01:03:30
>> Yeah. >> It's not fun. You want to be in you want to like be re, you know, relaxed when
01:03:34
you're on mushroom. >> I like going to a mall >> on drugs. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no more for
01:03:38
you. Never again. We'll never >> Maybe. >> No, Bobby. >> Who knows, Robert? Yeah.
01:03:42
>> You know, it's funny because I I don't I never wanted to go in public spaces when
01:03:45
I was on drugs. That was what so that was so stupid. I never wanted to do that. >> What's that, dude?
01:03:51
>> They have like psychedelic simulators on >> for guys that are sitting at home
01:03:55
tripped out. They want to look at stuff on >> Oh, let me see. Let me see one.
01:03:58
>> This is like if you're like sober what it would be like to do mushrooms. That
01:04:02
is so realistic. >> Oh, wow. That is Wow. >> things spiral and stuff.
01:04:06
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. The the movement of things is always what got me. That's why it was
01:04:11
hard to go places. >> This is what it's like for me every day. >> I'm thinking about we're thinking about
01:04:15
getting another dog. >> And here and let me tell you why. >> Why >> she found a dog that is not in good
01:04:22
shape that has not a lot of years left. >> No, get a new one. >> No, no, but listen. But she said,
01:04:27
>> "No, >> get a brand new one." >> She said, "Wouldn't you rather help this
01:04:31
dog and have its last few years be amazing other than sitting in a uh whatever, you know, in a shelter or
01:04:38
whatever? Can I Can I be Can I have an argument against it? >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, we did that. We have one named
01:04:45
Remy. >> Yeah. >> Who I love like I love all my animals. >> Okay. So, you sold me on that. I'm in.
01:04:50
>> All right. But I've had four years with Remy, right? Where I could have had 15
01:04:56
16 years of me. >> I thought you were going to be like I thought he'd be dead by now.
01:05:00
>> Yeah. And And a year ago, the vet was like, "You should really think about
01:05:06
putting him down." And we can't do it. No, let life do it. >> Yeah. Yeah. But Remy is like
01:05:12
like dude blind spine twisted, >> you know, like just [ __ ] >> you know, and it's so hard.
01:05:21
>> But how imagine how much better Remy's life is with you than it would be
01:05:24
anywhere else. >> I know. We do give him a great laugh. I give nice treats, everything.
01:05:28
>> Think about that. Think Think about >> All right. Maybe get one. Thank you.
01:05:31
>> Well, give me the argument. Why? Why >> you just gave it to me? >> I just Oh, I did.
01:05:35
>> Yeah. because you love it and it's amazing and it's better off there than
01:05:37
it is some [ __ ] stupid shelter. >> I did. We did save him >> cuz the shelters suck ass. They're not
01:05:42
fun. They don't have They're >> They were going to kill Remy, by the
01:05:45
way. >> By the way, the shelter for dogs is a retirement home for adults hospice and
01:05:52
you're just locked in a room. [ __ ] that. I want to die at my house. I want to die
01:05:56
free, >> you know? >> Yeah. Do do what do >> right? Don't I think you should
01:05:59
>> Don't you want to die in your own like in your own valition instead of in a
01:06:02
hospital? >> But let's see your your current dog. see if they get along.
01:06:06
>> Well, yeah, you have to introduce them. >> Yeah. What if they don't get along?
01:06:10
>> Um, then you just keep one in one room and keep one in the other. >> I don't know. I don't think so.
01:06:14
>> I don't know. That's hard. >> Yeah, it's hard. >> But it's a risk you're willing to take.
01:06:17
>> Yeah. >> And if they don't get along, then the the new dog, you put it outside. You
01:06:21
open the door and you you know, and you say, "We'll see you when we see you."
01:06:24
>> Yeah. >> Good luck out there. >> Yeah. There are coyote your friends.
01:06:26
Coyotes out there. >> No, I I think it I think we got to give it a whirl because it's worth the
01:06:32
>> Where we going to go? Where are we going to get it? Yeah. There's a there's a shelter up in the
01:06:36
valley in the north valley. >> You ever Do you ever go just randomly? >> I'll tell you why I don't go.
01:06:41
>> Why? >> Because it makes me so [ __ ] sad. >> Me, too. >> So, it gets me overwhelmed and I'm like
01:06:45
I I I can't save all this stuff and it just makes me feel sad and yucky. >> It gets me just [ __ ] up.
01:06:52
>> Yeah. The reason why I don't go is because every single animal I have is
01:06:56
the over those visits where like let's just go check it out. >> And then you get one.
01:07:00
>> Yeah. And you get one. Every single animal was like that. So eventually like
01:07:03
we can't even go because I will take one home. >> That's what I mean. It makes me too sad
01:07:07
to be like, "Well, what are you going to you got to fix all this stuff?" Yeah.
01:07:10
>> How hard? >> It's so hard. >> I know. >> Oh god. Some of it's so sad. And you
01:07:14
just want to You try to justify your mind. It's like, well, we can, you know
01:07:18
what I mean? You know, we can get a bigger house. >> Yeah. You'll change your entire life.
01:07:23
>> Yeah. Yeah. And it's like it's too hard. >> Well, I'll say this. Um, you know, I'm
01:07:29
excited. I'm excited for the springtime. >> Why are you excited? >> Every day is spring time here.
01:07:38
>> Because Because when spring has sprung >> Yeah. >> So does our love.
01:07:43
>> Well, your love for what? >> You. >> It doesn't for me. I My bad.
01:07:46
>> You don't spring? >> Yeah. I don't spring for you. No, no,
01:07:49
no. All right. >> It dies for me. It's fall. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. It turns into fall for me.
01:07:53
But um yeah, my my my love for you stays the same. >> Never changes. >> Good.
01:07:58
>> Yeah. It's deep but shallow at the same time. It's a It's a combo.
01:08:03
>> It's a combo deal. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's cuz you're You have a
01:08:07
>> tiny vaginal canal. >> That's rude. Those are fighting. Everything feels deep for you.
01:08:13
>> Yeah. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah. Woo.