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Hey.
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>> Hey everybody.
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>> No.
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>> Yeah, we got new merch.
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>> New merch.
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>> We got new merch.
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>> No.
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>> Yeah, we got it.
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>> Yeah, we got it.
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>> Pink and we got this shirt in yellow and
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we've got that sweater in uh gray and a
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beautiful gray.
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>> Uh and go to bad friends uh merch.com to
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go get this stuff.
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>> Yeah, because sometimes when they run
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out, they run out.
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>> When they run out, we are going to be
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out. So, we still can and we'll get new
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ones at some point, but no time soon. Go
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to badfriendsmerch.com. You two are bad
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friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude.
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>> You two are disgusting.
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>> Well, you two or something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> I realized that um Andreas doesn't like
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quiet moments with me.
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>> Why Why do you not like to be quiet with
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him and just hang out?
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>> I knew he was driving up to the parking
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lot, so I went out there to greet him
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like like I always do every episode. Um
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>> I like to give him a light light hug and
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ask him what his days are like.
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complimented my car.
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>> I said it was a beautiful car.
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>> Mhm.
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>> What else did I say?
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>> And then you you got really close.
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>> No. Do I I I said, "Where do you where
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do you live on a Do you also live on a
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junkyard?"
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>> But as a joke, I said that.
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>> Uhhuh.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> It's not funny cuz it's real.
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>> I know. That's That's what I
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>> He does live in a junkyard.
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>> Yeah, that's what I real What did I tell
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you?
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>> You go You said um I don't remember. But
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then I but then I don't remember that
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part.
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>> I plead the fifth on that.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You're a little junkyard dog.
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>> You're a junkyard dog.
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>> Your little Spanish junkyard dog.
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>> Then you I could see you're racing to
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the door,
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>> right? And I was like, "Whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. You mean what
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about our moment?" He goes, "I don't
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like moments with you."
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>> Why don't you like moments with Bobby?
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What's the problem?
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>> Yeah.
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>> He gets uncomfortably close.
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>> Yeah.
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>> That's a hard word for you to say.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Uncomfortable. Like you saw his brain
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pause. Oh no.
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>> Don't mess this up. Andre,
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>> I was going in for a hug though.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I realized you don't like hugs,
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>> right?
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>> You don't You're not a touchy feely
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person.
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>> Not from you.
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>> Okay. Well, now through Andrew. I've
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never seen you hug Andrew either.
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>> Andrew is more like normal, you know?
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Like I Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Cuz he doesn't He's not You're not
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a hugger.
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>> But if he gives me a hug, he doesn't,
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you know, grab my butt.
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>> I'm trying to get all of you, dude.
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>> I want to hug your butt, dude.
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Why can't I hug your butt guy?
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>> I'm I'm not a hug. We're not huggy
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people though. But well, like I don't
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come from huggy folk.
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>> Yeah, we're not.
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>> We don't hug.
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>> We do sometime if it matters.
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>> We do a side hug, though.
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>> Like if you when your dad dies, we hug
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we hug.
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>> That's the only time you hug.
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>> When your dad died, I hugged you.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I don't do when your dad
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died.
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>> Yeah. You insult me first. And
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>> I did not. I DID NOT. WHAT? WHAT?
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>> SEE, this insults are verbal hugs,
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>> right? Right.
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>> You look stupid today.
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>> Big hug.
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>> I'm so love here.
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>> Yeah. Big hug.
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>> Feel so much.
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>> So you're back on your Dual shirts, huh?
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>> I've never been out of them.
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>> You have been a little bit.
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>> You know who also wears those shirts?
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Prince Andrew.
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>> Oh,
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he does.
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>> He does.
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>> He loves that.
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>> It's a little weird.
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>> What does this mean? Who did this? Mone.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Glad friends. Is that cuz we had dinner
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with your friend?
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> Well, wait. You had you had you had
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dinner with Andrew with your friend.
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>> Mhm.
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>> Was I Did I get a call?
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>> No, cuz we just did a Whiskey Ginger
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episode like an hour ago.
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>> We just did a pod and then I took them
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out for a little meal.
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>> Okay, that's fair.
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>> Yeah,
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>> that's fair cuz I have a lot of meals
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after Tiger Belly and you're not invited
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to those.
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>> Yeah, exactly.
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>> Right. So, that's fair.
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>> That's fair.
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>> It's nice. It was a nice little outing
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for a second with them. But, you know,
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>> who who's them? I want to Can you
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describe
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>> him and his good buddy? my good buddy
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from
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>> his friend's from in from out of town
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and his friend comes in from out of town
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and he sleeps on his couch. Can you
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imagine? I can't imagine.
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>> On his couch.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You sleep on your couch. He sleep on the
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other couch.
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>> You guys sleep on the same couch.
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>> It's an apartment filled with couches.
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Couch to one side.
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>> I see. Yeah.
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>> Well, he's uh Mone's got an entire
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>> I don't know an entire Salvation Ar
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Salvation Army in his back seat.
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>> I'm not kidding.
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>> What do you mean?
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>> Overflowing with clothes. Overflowing.
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He keeps his whole closet in his car. I
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don't know if he's on the run.
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>> What are you doing?
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>> Well, my mom was just in town and we
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went through a lot of my clothes that I
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gonna donate and get get rid of, but now
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they're just in garbage bags.
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>> We know your mom was in town. We went
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and had a burger with your mom.
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>> That was a sneaky little visit, huh?
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>> Can I tell people when it went on?
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>> Go ahead.
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>> You and I after the pod, we amongst
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ourselves went, you know what I mean?
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>> Let's go get a burger.
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>> Let's go get a burger.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Was between you and I.
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>> That's what it felt like.
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>> Be honest. Was that between you and I?
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>> That's what I thought.
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>> That's what I thought as well.
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>> A private moment.
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>> It's a private.
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>> You got in my car.
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>> Yep.
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>> We drove to the burger place, right?
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We're sitting there and all of a sudden
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Mone and his beautiful dear mother
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comes.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And pretended like, whoa, you guys are
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here, too.
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>> And we're like, "Yeah, you [ __ ] heard
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us that we were coming here."
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>> Here's Mone. I didn't know you guys were
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going to be here.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. No, I think you said um I
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thought you didn't know for sure.
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>> Yeah, but I was going to come here
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anyway. opposite direction of where he
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lives.
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>> Literally opposite.
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>> Really? Opposite?
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>> Yeah. 100%.
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>> Oh, 100% the opposite.
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>> And then what you did, what you did is
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let's all sit together.
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>> I felt bad,
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>> right?
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> So, we're sitting there, which changes,
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you know, what I wanted to talk about.
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>> 100%.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Because with you and I, we could
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spill the bean.
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>> Different story.
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>> Yeah. And then with your mom, I was
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like, "Oh, well, how was um
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>> how is the weather?"
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>> Yeah. Yeah. In
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>> Yeah.
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>> And you should have seen, dude, the way
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she was flirting with Bobby was crazy.
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She was flirting with them all. She kept
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eating fries. She'd put ketchup on it
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and go,
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>> "Yeah."
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>> And she goes,
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>> "You get the smallest fry, too, which is
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offensive."
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>> She goes, "You're the You're the crispy
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small one that
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> She goes, "Little yellow fry."
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you suck that.
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Yeah.
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>> Yeah. I didn't like that.
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>> But you know what? That's whatever.
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That's You're an attractive boy
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>> and I get it. People are going to flirt
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with you.
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>> You know what? I would if your mom was
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single.
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>> All right.
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>> All right. Stick around, man.
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>> Yeah, I'm kidding. M.
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>> You never know what the world holds for
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us right now. I'm on my Olympics kick
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harder than I've ever been.
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>> I haven't seen a single
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>> I'm watching luj. I'm watching uh
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>> What else you watching by guy?
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>> Curling. We watched curling last night
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and then I watched it again.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Don't you like it?
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>> Yeah.
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>> The figure skating. Are we doing good?
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Who's doing the best in figure skating?
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>> We do. We got a sweet little boy. Malman
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or something. Let's see the medal. Let's
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see the gold medal leader right now is
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Norway. It would be Italy and US is in
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third. But nor a Nordic country should
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be in first. It's the Winter Olympics.
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We had this discussion at dinner. Why
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isn't the summer and Winter Olympics
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taking place at the same time?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Why are they not?
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>> Is Ghana on there? Let me see where
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Ghana is.
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>> Ghana's gone.
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>> All right.
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>> I mean,
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>> that was supposed to be a joke.
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>> I got it. Yeah.
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>> No one got that.
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>> Well, how come the Jamaican bobsled team
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isn't on there? Didn't they kind of make
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They made a pop about it.
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>> Yeah.
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>> It was a big deal for a short amount of
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time. We said, "Why couldn't the winter
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and the summer be at the same time?
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>> Why don't they do them at the same
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time?"
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I look at Carlos is trying to figure out
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the math here.
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>> Yeah. Why wouldn't that work?
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>> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
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>> Let him try to figure it out. Why
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wouldn't it work? They wouldn't be in
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the same place, but it'd be happening at
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the same time.
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>> Oh, I thought it was same place and then
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the issue was pants versus shorts
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packing.
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>> Oh, packing. So, that's the big deal is
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packing.
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>> Really threw me,
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>> right? No, but
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>> you can do it at the same place.
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>> Well, yeah, kind of. There's certain
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sports you couldn't do like um the long
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distance running thing. What's it
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called?
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>> Longdistance running.
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>> Well, yeah. No,
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>> I think it's
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>> I think it's cut and dry.
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>> No, I don't think so.
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>> Long distance running. Yeah, it's called
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long distance running.
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>> No, it's it's called marathon.
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>> Marathon.
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>> Yeah, marathon. Marathon.
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>> The ones that like the Africans are good
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at.
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>> You know,
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>> those are the sprints.
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>> That's everything. Any running. You're
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right. They're good at running. All the
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running. Yeah.
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>> Pretty good at jumping. Running.
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>> Yeah. the running and the jumping.
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Right. Right.
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>> Way. Yeah.
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>> You could do that indoors.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Right.
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>> Yeah.
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>> The long marathon. Probably not.
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>> No. They would just keep running around
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that track.
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>> You'd run around the track. What's 26
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times 4?
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>> 30,000 times.
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>> There it is.
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>> Yeah. It's a long day.
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>> But I just said you could do it. Yeah.
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26 miles. We know 105 laps. You could do
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it hemispherically cuz right now it's
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winter in Australia.
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>> I'm sorry. It's summer in Australia.
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winter elsewhere, right? Winter here,
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summer there. You just switch it.
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>> You just do a summer here, summer there,
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winter here. Just do it at the same
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time.
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>> I I think it's a good idea. I think they
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should do it simult that it would make
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more of a buzz.
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>> The Olympics don't have the buzz anymore
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that they used to have.
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>> The winter Olympics, what does better,
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winter or summer? Summer, right? Summer.
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Summer kills it.
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>> It's not even close. Well, cuz winter is
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a lot of like skiing and then
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>> Yeah.
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>> shooting at little targets and then
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skiing it and then um a lot of luji.
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>> Yeah.
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They're flying.
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>> I have a suggestion.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Do all three at the same time.
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>> Summer, winter. What's the other one?
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>> The one you put in hobbiton or
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something. The special
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>> special.
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>> So, winter some fantasy land. You know
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what I mean? I don't know.
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>> Wait,
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>> what?
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>> No. Winter summer special.
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>> Yeah. Where do you put special? You know
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what I mean? Somewhere in the middle.
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>> What?
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>> In Middle Earth.
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>> Like Middle Earth or You know what I
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mean? Or or at the castle at the Hog
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What's it? Hogwarts castle.
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>> Sure.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Well, we're big we're big Special
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Olympics fans.
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>> Great. You're huge. You're great. You're
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great at that.
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>> I don't know how. So, what? We're down
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on medals. We got some time left. I'm
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hoping the USA really pops back.
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>> Cuz we're big USA fans over here.
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>> I like when a small country wins
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something.
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>> Like uh Trinidad and Tobago we said
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earlier.
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>> Yeah,
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>> that's our guy. That's our figure skate
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guy. Zoom in on his face.
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>> That's our guy, dude.
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>> Dude, he is. Wow.
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>> Ilia
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>> Xanadude.
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>> Malinin.
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>> What?
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>> Ilia. Melanin.
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>> They should have an alternative Olympics
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like turning point Olympics.
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>> Oh, they do. Don't you think
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>> a turning point Americans only?
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>> Yeah. No, like different competition
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like you know the meth you know the meth
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you know
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>> the methylene.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Who has the best backbend?
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>> Who can be on the most amount of
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fentanyl touch their toes and wake up?
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>> Yeah. Stuff like that. Yeah.
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>> Pretty good.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. White trash Olympics. That's what
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it would be.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I think we probably have that.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Oh, redneck Olympics is a Yeah.
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>> Running with a carburetor. Yeah, you got
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something like
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>> you got to steal with a you steal a
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carburetor and run with it.
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>> How many fish can you carry? You're just
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running that.
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>> What?
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>> You guys have that the hot dogs and the
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>> hot dog eating competition,
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>> right?
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>> That's not a
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>> What do you guys You're saying that
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we're turning point?
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>> No, he's saying that we're dirty
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Americans.
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>> We are dirty America.
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>> And you're an American, too, pal.
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>> Yeah. Yeah, dude.
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>> What do the Spanish compete in? What are
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you guys good at?
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>> Soccer.
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>> No, not anymore.
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>> Not anymore. No pretty good at soccer.
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>> Don't give it. They're pretty good.
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>> Tennis.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Who won the last World Cup?
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>> Not Spain.
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>> Not Not
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>> It was Argentina.
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>> Yeah.
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>> When was the last time Spain won a World
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Cup?
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>> 2012.
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>> What does that say? 2010.
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>> 10.
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>> Yeah. Been a long time, pal. And that,
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by the way, and that was uh what is
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that? Spain's one of eight national
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teams to have been crowned world champs.
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Participated 16 total.
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>> 2010 isn't a long time when you're
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thinking about it. They do it every four
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years.
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>> 16 years. So every So it's been how many
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>> how many World Cups?
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>> Mhm.
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>> Um let's see. 2010.
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>> Four.
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>> Four. Good.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Nice.
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>> But you have also um a lot of great
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countries that do what? You know, I
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mean, think of Brazil, South America,
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>> Germany,
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>> England, Germany. I mean, there's so
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many great It's That's good. 2010.
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>> I'm backing you up.
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>> It's not bad. I I don't like it.
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>> Yeah. I I can name you really just
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ballers from Spain. Iniesta. You know
00:11:51
him?
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>> I do. You don't.
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>> Do you remember Pu?
00:11:56
>> Yeah. Pu. Yeah. Yeah. He's very good.
00:11:58
Yeah.
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>> Ladies and gentlemen, Pu.
00:12:01
>> Yeah. Pu.
00:12:02
>> Mhm.
00:12:02
>> Some good ones. Yeah.
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>> The Spanish announce.
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>> Arsenal has some.
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>> Do they?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Ma Marino.
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>> Marino. That sounds Italian.
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>> Yeah. When he says it. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Marino.
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>> Well, how do you spell it in Spanish?
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>> Marino. Yeah.
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>> Marino.
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>> We have Zubeni.
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>> Zuben.
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>> Is that Is that Spanish?
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>> Mhm. That's Basque. Basque. Bask. That's
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the other. That's the nice side.
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>> Wow. Right. Fancy boy side. Wait. There.
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So, there's ghetto Spanish last name.
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>> Yeah. Give me a ghetto Spanish is to
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I'll give you one. Yeah. Torres.
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>> Rosende.
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>> That's a ghetto Spanish last name.
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>> Rosende. Yeah. Yeah. Rosende. Yeah.
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Yeah. True. That's bottom class. Rosende
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is bottom.
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>> Bottom class. Write that down. What does
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Rosende mean in? What does it translate
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to?
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>> Praising something you don't get around
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here much.
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>> Yes. Let's hear how the computer says it
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>> brother. It's in Danish.
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>> Yo, so is Garc Let me look at is Garcia
00:13:01
a ghetto name or upper class? You think
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>> Garcia? It's just so common.
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>> Torres.
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>> Torres.
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>> Upper lower common.
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>> Common.
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>> What about Iniesta?
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>> Very uh very gapper.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> So really class, you can determine class
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by last name. Look at he's saying yes.
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Garcia is that Torres, this dick is a
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dick butt.
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>> Sorry. This dick is a dick butt.
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>> That it started listening to your
00:13:26
conversation.
00:13:26
>> Oh, good. Get us plugged into AI.
00:13:30
>> Yeah,
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>> dude. AI is just on fire right now. I
00:13:33
cannot driving me nuts.
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>> Of Tom Cruz and and
00:13:36
>> Oh, yeah.
00:13:37
>> What's What happened?
00:13:38
>> Oh, yeah.
00:13:39
>> Did you say the Black Eyed Peas and Tom
00:13:40
Cruz?
00:13:41
>> Brad Pit and Tom Cruz fighting.
00:13:44
>> Is it Is it good?
00:13:45
>> Well, you Instagram that me.
00:13:46
>> Insane. I saw a clip of Seinfeld where
00:13:49
um George is kicking you means Jerry and
00:13:52
it looks pretty good.
00:13:53
>> Oh, I saw that into a brick wall. Oh,
00:13:55
that looked amazing.
00:13:56
>> Yeah, it's a Chinese uh No, just
00:13:59
message.
00:14:00
>> Whoa.
00:14:01
>> You killed Jeffrey Epstein, you animal.
00:14:05
>> HE WAS A GOOD MAN.
00:14:07
>> He knew too much about our Russia
00:14:09
operations. He had to die. And now you
00:14:12
die, too,
00:14:14
>> dude. Dude, dude, it's getting scary,
00:14:16
dude.
00:14:17
>> I want to watch that movie.
00:14:18
>> Yeah. Yeah, I want to watch that movie,
00:14:19
too.
00:14:20
>> And let me tell you something.
00:14:21
>> What?
00:14:21
>> Insane.
00:14:22
>> Tom Cruz in this scenario kills Epstein
00:14:25
and Brad's mad.
00:14:27
>> Interesting twist.
00:14:28
>> Yeah.
00:14:29
>> To have Brad be the bad guy.
00:14:30
>> Yeah.
00:14:31
>> And and Tom be the ultimate hero once
00:14:33
again.
00:14:33
>> Yeah.
00:14:34
>> He killed Epstein. And we know that's
00:14:35
not true. He's he's living right now.
00:14:37
>> Yeah.
00:14:38
>> I saw Epstein today at Blue Bottle
00:14:40
Coffee. I saw him,
00:14:40
>> dude. Dude, I saw him at uh Air1, dude.
00:14:44
was there.
00:14:45
>> He went to hi ho. I followed him from hi
00:14:47
ho to air one, dude.
00:14:48
>> Yeah.
00:14:48
>> Yeah. And he just disappeared.
00:14:49
>> Yeah. At Air1, I think he gets the Kylie
00:14:51
Jenner smoothie or whatever.
00:14:55
>> He loves it, dude.
00:14:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:14:57
>> Which one is it? What Jenner is it? Is
00:14:59
it Kylie Smoothie? No, it's the other
00:15:00
one.
00:15:01
>> What's the other one?
00:15:02
>> No, the other one's Kendall, but I think
00:15:04
it is the
00:15:04
>> Kylie Jenner Smoothie.
00:15:05
>> Do they get a piece of that?
00:15:07
>> Of course.
00:15:08
>> I think she probably got a signing like
00:15:09
a deal with them. They probably gave her
00:15:11
a couple million just to use her name.
00:15:12
Scott has one, too.
00:15:14
>> Travis Scott has a smoothie.
00:15:15
>> My god.
00:15:16
>> There it is. There's her. There's her
00:15:18
smoothie.
00:15:18
>> Peaches and cream. 23 bucks.
00:15:20
>> Peaches and cream.
00:15:21
>> Wow.
00:15:22
>> You know what I mean? Peaches and cream.
00:15:24
>> Wow.
00:15:25
>> Now, who now she's with uh what's his
00:15:27
name?
00:15:27
>> Timothy.
00:15:28
>> Timothy Shalam.
00:15:28
>> She's a Shalom now.
00:15:30
>> Yeah.
00:15:30
>> Mhm.
00:15:30
>> That guy, man.
00:15:31
>> He's batting a thousand, huh?
00:15:33
>> Oh, yeah.
00:15:33
>> Movies, girls, right? He's dating roster
00:15:35
is amazing. Batting a thousand, this
00:15:36
kid.
00:15:37
>> When does it end for him? It doesn't.
00:15:39
>> No, he's forever.
00:15:40
>> Isn't that great?
00:15:41
>> It's great. Good. Well, it's not
00:15:42
>> Yeah. He's Leo.
00:15:43
>> He's Leo.
00:15:44
>> He's Leo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:45
>> But the difference is we don't see him
00:15:46
in a baseball hat covering his face all
00:15:48
day. He's out in He's out. He's kind of
00:15:50
out in them streets.
00:15:50
>> Yeah.
00:15:51
>> He wants an Oscar.
00:15:52
>> Oh. Once he gets one, you think he'll
00:15:53
cover up?
00:15:54
>> Yeah.
00:15:55
>> Hat down.
00:15:57
>> Yeah. You think Leo keeps his hat on
00:15:59
when he's banging those models?
00:16:00
>> You think he keeps the hat on and the
00:16:02
mask on? The co mask and covers up
00:16:04
>> and headphones on while he's doing it.
00:16:06
Who's that?
00:16:06
>> Toby.
00:16:07
>> Toby with his girlfriend at What is
00:16:09
this? Who is she? Is she famous?
00:16:11
>> No.
00:16:11
>> Mishka uh Silva, she's a model,
00:16:14
obviously.
00:16:15
>> Super Bowl.
00:16:16
>> Oh, that was at the Super Bowl.
00:16:17
>> Mhm. Just new girlfriend.
00:16:19
>> He's Toby's still doing it, huh?
00:16:20
>> He's killing it.
00:16:21
>> Wow.
00:16:22
>> Spider-Man, dude.
00:16:24
>> Yeah. Spider-Man money, dude. Look at
00:16:26
that.
00:16:26
>> Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Grabbing all the
00:16:29
hot models that he can.
00:16:30
>> You know, I'll be honest. Have you met
00:16:32
him before, Toby?
00:16:33
>> No.
00:16:33
>> Yeah.
00:16:34
>> No, I don't know.
00:16:34
>> He was a little standoffish when I met
00:16:36
him.
00:16:37
>> WA. Did you try to hug him?
00:16:40
>> No. I just I walked up. I tried to talk
00:16:42
to him and it
00:16:43
>> dude.
00:16:43
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:44
>> It's a great joke. You got to land your
00:16:46
syllabus.
00:16:47
>> Yeah.
00:16:48
>> Did you hug him? Did you hug him?
00:16:51
>> Hug.
00:16:52
>> Yeah.
00:16:52
>> Can you say G's?
00:16:54
>> Say good gracious.
00:16:55
>> Good gracious.
00:16:56
>> There. Hug. Did you hug?
00:16:58
>> Did you try to hug him?
00:17:00
>> But I think it was the way I was
00:17:01
approaching. I was trying to like talk
00:17:03
to him. I was like, "Hey dudes, um,
00:17:05
Spider-Man good. Are you good?
00:17:08
>> I get it. I
00:17:09
>> was that kind of a like I would my
00:17:12
>> I was doing what you were doing.
00:17:14
>> I couldn't get my words out. You know
00:17:15
what I mean? Just good dude. You did
00:17:18
Spider-Man good.
00:17:19
>> Yeah.
00:17:21
>> Hey, man.
00:17:22
>> Hey,
00:17:22
>> I get it.
00:17:23
>> Have you done that?
00:17:24
>> And he tells his assistant, he's like,
00:17:25
"What was up with that disabled Chinese
00:17:26
boy?"
00:17:27
>> Yeah. Yeah. I got nervous.
00:17:29
>> I'll tell you who locked me up pretty
00:17:30
good. You know when you think someone
00:17:32
might know who you are in our business?
00:17:34
So you think if they see you
00:17:36
>> they'll go hey man you know or a
00:17:38
different acknowledge
00:17:38
>> make an assumption assumption.
00:17:40
>> Well no no just that they think you
00:17:41
might not just be a fan that you're
00:17:42
someone who's like a somewhat of a peer.
00:17:44
>> Yeah.
00:17:45
>> I was going to a coffee shop. This is a
00:17:47
long time ago. So credit to him. He
00:17:48
probably didn't know who I was but I was
00:17:50
going to get a coffee
00:17:52
>> and uh Oscar Martinez Oscar from the
00:17:54
office. Yeah. He's getting out of his
00:17:55
car and he's going to the meter to pump
00:17:56
the meter by himself by the way. So I
00:17:58
wouldn't interrupt him if he was with
00:17:59
somebody, you know, whatever. And then
00:18:00
I'm coming out of the coffee shop and I
00:18:01
go, "Hey man." And he goes, he turns, he
00:18:04
goes, "Hi." And I go, "You're great,
00:18:06
man. Just a, you know, I love your
00:18:07
work." And he goes, "Okay." Like pissed.
00:18:10
And I was like, "Oh, but then I thought
00:18:13
for a second he'd be like, are you a
00:18:15
comic?" Or or you know,
00:18:16
>> that's what you make. You You took a
00:18:18
risk.
00:18:18
>> It was my fault.
00:18:18
>> Yeah. No, it wasn't your fault.
00:18:20
>> Well, I I
00:18:21
>> THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
00:18:21
>> BUT HE could have at least gone,
00:18:23
"Thanks, man." He was kind of like a All
00:18:25
right. Like, get the [ __ ] out of here.
00:18:26
>> Yeah.
00:18:27
>> And I And so I threw my coffee on him.
00:18:31
No, but I kind of locked me up. I was
00:18:33
like, "Oh, [ __ ] I thought
00:18:34
>> That's what you treat. I treat everybody
00:18:37
as if they're a producer."
00:18:39
>> Not. You don't do that to everybody.
00:18:40
>> No. No. Like, no. A homeless guy BE
00:18:42
LIKE, "HEY, BUDDY. BACK TV." I go, "Man,
00:18:44
good to see you." Yeah. I mean, BECAUSE
00:18:46
YOU NEVER KNOW, DUDE. YOU NEVER KNOW,
00:18:49
DUDE. Because one time I saw Rick Rman
00:18:52
at at the comedy store and people were
00:18:53
like, "There's a homeless guy in the You
00:18:55
know what I mean?" Well,
00:18:55
>> this is before Rick Rman lost the weight
00:18:57
and stuff like that. And he looked
00:18:59
disheveled.
00:19:00
>> Yeah.
00:19:01
>> And in my mind, I always thought,
00:19:02
>> "Oh, it could be anybody,
00:19:04
>> right?" So, just if it's a homeless
00:19:06
person, you know what I mean? An albino
00:19:08
Puerto Rican guy with his blind, you
00:19:10
know? I mean, you just treat as if they
00:19:12
produce.
00:19:12
>> You're like John Leguisamo.
00:19:16
>> What are you doing here, man?
00:19:17
>> Yeah. I treat everyone as if they're
00:19:20
like a big time.
00:19:21
>> Mhm.
00:19:21
>> You know,
00:19:22
>> I mean, I had a moment. I talked about
00:19:23
it today earlier, but man, it got me.
00:19:25
There was a moving truck outside of the
00:19:26
house. It was blocking the driveway, and
00:19:28
I had to get out of the driveway.
00:19:30
>> And so, I walked out there. It's early
00:19:31
in the morning.
00:19:32
>> I was like, "Hey, brother." Cuz it's a
00:19:34
18-wheeler truck. It's a huge truck.
00:19:36
>> I was like, "Hey, man. Are you guys
00:19:38
going to like is there any way for us to
00:19:40
get out cuz we're blocked here?" And the
00:19:42
guy's like, "Yeah, in a little bit." And
00:19:44
I was like, "All right, well, I mean, we
00:19:45
got to get out, man." And then he goes,
00:19:47
"I know who you are." And I was like,
00:19:50
"Hey, man." And he goes, "I know where
00:19:52
you live."
00:19:54
>> No.
00:19:54
>> Yeah. And I was like, "Right on, dude."
00:19:57
>> And I started to walk inside and then I
00:19:58
hear him going, "The [ __ ] Bobby mom
00:20:00
guy. Bobby."
00:20:02
>> Yeah.
00:20:04
>> And then I pulled out and they're just
00:20:05
staring at me. But it does feel weird
00:20:07
like for him to be like, "I know where
00:20:08
you live." Was weird as [ __ ] So I guess
00:20:11
they do. I know. Well, if I die next
00:20:13
week, that's it.
00:20:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever do this? Today I
00:20:15
went So I was late. I No, I So I have
00:20:18
therapy on Thursdays. Mhm.
00:20:20
>> It's all the way in the in now, so I
00:20:22
know exactly when to leave my house. You
00:20:24
have to leave at 3:15
00:20:25
>> cuz of the time.
00:20:26
>> Mhm.
00:20:27
>> Okay. It's like there's traffic.
00:20:29
>> But this time on the 101, there's
00:20:33
deadlock.
00:20:33
>> Oh, yeah.
00:20:34
>> Right. And then I looked on my thing, it
00:20:35
said there was an accident. And when I
00:20:37
got to the accident, oh my god.
00:20:40
>> Horrific.
00:20:40
>> No, it wasn't that horrific. It was like
00:20:42
two girls sitting against the curb of
00:20:44
the freeway
00:20:45
>> and they're just like, you know, you
00:20:47
know what I mean?
00:20:48
>> Lamenting.
00:20:48
>> Yeah. talking to a cop and they're like
00:20:50
this and that and it was another car,
00:20:52
right? And I came this close just
00:20:53
rolling down the window and just
00:20:55
screaming at them.
00:20:56
>> Why?
00:20:57
>> Because they caused all this chaos.
00:20:59
>> They got into an accident.
00:21:00
>> I know. That's my point is that that's
00:21:02
why I didn't roll down the window.
00:21:03
>> Okay. I'm a good person. I didn't roll
00:21:06
down the window. You're right.
00:21:07
>> Yeah. But in a society where I GO LIKE A
00:21:08
[ __ ] [ __ ]
00:21:10
>> I HAD A [ __ ] 4:00.
00:21:11
>> You know what I mean?
00:21:12
>> Most people would GO, "IS EVERYONE OKAY?
00:21:15
I MEAN, I MEAN, I MEAN,
00:21:16
>> I'M LATE." IT. YOU DON'T FEEL RESENTFUL.
00:21:19
>> NO. What are you going to do?
00:21:21
>> Oh, no one in the room.
00:21:22
>> Namaste, dog.
00:21:23
>> Thank you, Carlos.
00:21:23
>> I'm a big road rage guy.
00:21:25
>> Yeah, I'm a road rage guy.
00:21:26
>> And that's why your car is dented to
00:21:27
[ __ ]
00:21:28
>> Yeah,
00:21:28
>> you're Mr. Drive too fast and wild.
00:21:30
>> You don't have road rage.
00:21:31
>> Honestly, when I get in the car, I
00:21:33
reserve. It's over. The car, it's over.
00:21:35
I can do nothing about it.
00:21:37
>> Oh my god, this guy. No, he's Namaste.
00:21:40
>> No, only in the car because what? It's
00:21:42
We've lived here for so long. It's not a
00:21:46
surprise. I never get on the freeway and
00:21:48
go, "WHAT?
00:21:49
>> WHAT THE HECK IS ALL THIS?"
00:21:51
>> I DO.
00:21:52
>> I KNOW WHAT'S COMING.
00:21:53
>> YEAH.
00:21:53
>> I've never once gotten into a bumper to
00:21:56
bumper on the 405 and been like, "This
00:21:58
is just unreal. It's every [ __ ] day.
00:22:01
>> Everywhere you go in LA, there's a line
00:22:03
and there's traffic. It's I don't care.
00:22:05
I'm over it." You know what I do to skip
00:22:07
the lines? I go to a place that's
00:22:08
shittier.
00:22:10
>> I just I'll go to the place I got a B.
00:22:12
I'll just go to the place I got a B or a
00:22:14
C. There's coffee shops on every corner.
00:22:16
Just go to the shittier one.
00:22:18
>> Oh, no, no, no, no. I disagree.
00:22:20
>> You want to go to the good one?
00:22:21
>> Yeah, I go to the good one. An Alfred's,
00:22:23
right? I will park in a red.
00:22:25
>> No.
00:22:26
>> Oh, yeah.
00:22:26
>> Yeah. Yeah. I do a legal thing. I run
00:22:28
red lights.
00:22:29
>> Well, I do that.
00:22:30
>> Oh, you do?
00:22:31
>> Well, because those are suggestions.
00:22:33
>> They are.
00:22:33
>> Yeah. Red light is kind of like, hey,
00:22:35
you going to stop? And you're like,
00:22:36
>> yeah,
00:22:36
>> I'll I'll get through it. I think I
00:22:38
think you should be able to run red
00:22:40
lights
00:22:40
>> and and the green should be delayed on
00:22:42
the other side. Steven Pearl, no old
00:22:44
comic had a song that you would just
00:22:45
sing and made me laugh, but no, whenever
00:22:47
I say it, no one ever laughs.
00:22:48
>> Give it.
00:22:49
>> He goes, um,
00:22:52
a stop sign ain't nothing but an
00:22:54
octagon. An octagon ain't going to tell
00:22:57
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That always made me laugh.
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>> Who did that?
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>> I know.
00:26:27
>> He's a comic named Steven Pearl. You
00:26:29
know what I mean?
00:26:30
>> An octagon ain't going to tell me what
00:26:32
to do.
00:26:32
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:34
>> You know, he died in a car accident. I'm
00:26:36
>> Yeah. Steve and Pearl, which Dude, this
00:26:39
dude was so funny back in the day when I
00:26:41
was young.
00:26:41
>> There he was with Robin.
00:26:42
>> Yeah. He grew up with Robin at the zoo
00:26:45
back in San Francisco.
00:26:46
>> Oh, really?
00:26:47
>> Yeah. Back in the day. Yeah.
00:26:48
>> Wow. And when I was a young guy, you
00:26:50
know, I mean, I used he used to headline
00:26:51
the La Hoya comedy store when I was a
00:26:52
doorman down there and he used to open
00:26:54
with that song.
00:26:56
>> Would it kill?
00:26:57
>> Yeah. In a silly way. Like that's the
00:26:59
silliest thing I've ever You know,
00:27:01
>> but he's right. It's a suggestion.
00:27:02
>> It's a suggestion. You ain't going to
00:27:04
tell me what to do.
00:27:04
>> I do. Parking in the red is good. Mone
00:27:06
did that the other day. Parked all day
00:27:08
in the red. Didn't get a ticket. I was
00:27:09
shocked.
00:27:10
>> Yeah.
00:27:10
>> Right here.
00:27:11
>> I do it all the time. Yeah.
00:27:12
>> In the valley. Yeah. You can't do that
00:27:14
over the hill.
00:27:15
>> You play that game in the city, you're
00:27:16
you're going to get one. M
00:27:18
>> not over here, pal. But no, I don't wait
00:27:20
in these lines. Like there's a line.
00:27:21
There's a place called Community Goods,
00:27:23
>> hot hot spa, hot hotspot coffee shop,
00:27:26
and they have a line down the block
00:27:28
every single day. Look at that.
00:27:31
>> That's a p the picture of the business
00:27:33
is a line. If that's not a deterrent, I
00:27:36
don't know what is.
00:27:36
>> So, you've never been to Community Good
00:27:38
>> and I will never go.
00:27:39
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:40
>> Is there coffee there?
00:27:42
>> There's coffee all over the [ __ ]
00:27:43
>> food. Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:44
>> Where's the coffee?
00:27:45
>> It's coffee and it's breakfast, right?
00:27:46
There's no chance it's better than every
00:27:48
other [ __ ] place.
00:27:49
>> There's a place in Los Felis like that
00:27:51
that you wait in line and you go in and
00:27:54
it's just packed. I don't know what it's
00:27:56
called. It's much like community
00:27:57
>> all time.
00:27:58
>> Probably that
00:27:59
>> all time.
00:28:00
>> Yeah. Every time I'm on a like a Raya
00:28:02
day, they want to meet there and I I
00:28:04
just go [ __ ]
00:28:05
>> There's valet though.
00:28:06
>> Yeah. Oh, there is
00:28:07
>> valet at a coffee shop.
00:28:09
>> It's not coffee.
00:28:10
>> It's food. Actual meal. Okay, that's
00:28:13
fine.
00:28:13
>> Yeah. And all these cool people are
00:28:15
there. I hate cool people. Don't you?
00:28:16
I'm done with it. You're one of them.
00:28:18
[ __ ] off. You live in the cool people
00:28:20
area.
00:28:20
>> I know, but I'm like one of you guys.
00:28:22
>> No, you're not. You're not one of us.
00:28:24
>> No, we don't. We don't accept.
00:28:25
>> We don't claim you.
00:28:26
>> No,
00:28:26
>> you're not a part of our club.
00:28:27
>> It's like Predator Badlands.
00:28:29
>> Yeah, Predator Badlands.
00:28:30
>> We got to see Predator Badlands before
00:28:31
next episode so we can discuss this
00:28:33
because everyone's talking about it.
00:28:34
>> It's been I saw it in the theater. It's
00:28:36
been out for months and months and
00:28:37
months. What are you talking about?
00:28:38
>> I haven't seen it.
00:28:39
>> I've been telling you to watch it.
00:28:41
>> It's really good.
00:28:41
>> It's in the theater now.
00:28:42
>> No.
00:28:43
>> No.
00:28:43
>> Hulu now.
00:28:44
>> It's on Hulu
00:28:45
>> and Disney Plus. Yeah,
00:28:46
>> even better. I'll watch it at home.
00:28:48
>> Who's in it?
00:28:49
>> Um,
00:28:50
>> Fanning.
00:28:51
>> Yeah, Fanning.
00:28:52
>> L.
00:28:52
>> Dakota Fanning.
00:28:53
>> L. Great.
00:28:54
>> Yeah.
00:28:55
>> Fan of the Fannings. Fan of the show.
00:28:56
>> I love Fannings.
00:28:58
>> Big Fanning fan.
00:28:59
>> Big Fanning fan.
00:29:00
>> Fanning fan. Fan for life.
00:29:02
>> And who's on the cover? That's her.
00:29:03
>> Yeah, it's her.
00:29:04
>> Oh, well, I mean, that's that doesn't
00:29:05
look like her. They Why did they do Why
00:29:06
do they do that?
00:29:07
>> Well, she's an android.
00:29:08
>> Yeah.
00:29:08
>> Yeah, but in the movie she looks like
00:29:10
her, but in the poster it doesn't look
00:29:11
like her at all. I couldn't tell you.
00:29:12
And who is the Predator?
00:29:13
>> Oh, yeah. Oh, so Demetrius Schustster
00:29:16
Colagati.
00:29:17
>> Yeah.
00:29:17
>> Uh, we got to pick a different last
00:29:19
name, bud.
00:29:19
>> Yeah.
00:29:20
>> Demetrius Schust Shuster. Colola. Wait,
00:29:23
sorry. Go back so I can see his name.
00:29:25
Colo Matangi. Colo Matangi.
00:29:29
>> God, that's hard to say.
00:29:31
>> Do you ever do that? Like a comic will
00:29:32
have a really difficult last name that's
00:29:36
young.
00:29:36
>> Yeah.
00:29:37
>> And I've And I don't do this anymore
00:29:39
because it's wrong. I feel bad for even
00:29:42
but it's like I him change the last
00:29:45
name. What do you mean? Well, your name
00:29:47
is Dimmitri Malango. You know what I
00:29:50
mean? Just change it to you mean Steve
00:29:53
Smith.
00:29:53
>> Steve Smith,
00:29:55
>> right? Or no,
00:29:56
>> they said that to Leonardo DiCaprio and
00:29:58
Benio Del Toro.
00:30:00
>> Those are easy things to say.
00:30:03
DiCaprio is one of the easiest things to
00:30:04
say.
00:30:05
>> Leonardo was one was Leonardo da Vinci.
00:30:07
Everybody, that's our familiar name. And
00:30:09
DiCaprio is not anything insane.
00:30:10
>> Yeah. But then once Zach came along, I
00:30:12
was like, "Oh, it's fine."
00:30:14
>> Yeah.
00:30:15
>> Imagine how long
00:30:16
>> it took a long Yeah. But even back when
00:30:17
we when I saw him at Open Mics in the
00:30:19
'9s,
00:30:20
>> I would never was I didn't even bother.
00:30:22
You know what I mean? I just called him
00:30:23
Zack.
00:30:24
>> Like if I was bringing on a guy with a
00:30:26
name like Zack.
00:30:27
>> Oh my god. It's nightmare.
00:30:28
>> I would just literally go, "Ladies and
00:30:29
gentlemen, this next time you're going
00:30:30
to love it. It's Zack G." I would just
00:30:32
do that.
00:30:34
>> I can't if I Well, because I would
00:30:35
butcher it. It'd be worse if I didn't
00:30:37
butcher it. Like [ __ ] it. I'll just say
00:30:39
Zack G.
00:30:40
>> I I do that still. Even friends of mine
00:30:42
I I I can't say it right. Ess
00:30:47
right. You know, another one is
00:30:48
Christina P.
00:30:50
>> Right. Well, yeah. You can't say her
00:30:51
last name.
00:30:51
>> I can't say it. I don't I've never said
00:30:53
it right in ever,
00:30:54
>> but she goes by Christina P sometimes.
00:30:55
>> Yeah. I I say Yeah. My doctor, my
00:30:57
psychiatrist is Look, I just texted him
00:31:00
today. Dr. Mike. It's impossible to say
00:31:03
his last name. So, when I first met him,
00:31:06
I was like, "Hey, can I just call you
00:31:07
Dr. mic. Yeah.
00:31:08
>> And he was like, "Yeah, it's fine."
00:31:09
>> Cuz it's like
00:31:11
I'm like I said that because a woman
00:31:12
that was working for us a woman that was
00:31:14
working for us, her last name was so
00:31:16
unbelievable. It's It was literally like
00:31:18
Watasarias.
00:31:20
>> Yes.
00:31:21
>> At some point I just like it's not I'm
00:31:23
not even going to say your I can't even.
00:31:25
>> There should have been a rule back in
00:31:27
the beginning of time where a last name
00:31:30
could only be five letters.
00:31:32
>> That's really good.
00:31:33
>> Don't you think?
00:31:34
>> That's really good.
00:31:34
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:35
>> Look at these. Look at like a Bengali
00:31:37
surname is
00:31:38
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:40
>> Yeah.
00:31:41
>> Chaka chaka.
00:31:43
>> Yeah.
00:31:43
>> But well, you know what? These are
00:31:45
easier because you just mumble it.
00:31:47
>> You'd go Mateo.
00:31:50
If you said it close, no one will know.
00:31:52
>> And also, they know that they're their
00:31:54
last names are complex, so they let it
00:31:56
go. Usually, if it's like super long.
00:31:57
>> Yeah.
00:31:58
>> You mean like it, you know,
00:31:59
>> they're not going to go, "Hey, it's
00:32:00
Boroai."
00:32:03
>> They're not going to say that.
00:32:04
>> They correct you. Yeah.
00:32:07
>> Yeah. So, you don't you don't say it
00:32:09
that way. You It's like, dude, it's like
00:32:11
I can't
00:32:11
>> I'm I can't do it. It's not part of my
00:32:13
>> It's not part of my vocabulary.
00:32:15
>> I can't do it.
00:32:15
>> Well, yeah. First names.
00:32:18
Keep it simple, too. I think
00:32:20
>> keep it easy.
00:32:21
>> Keep it easy, dude. You know,
00:32:22
>> take it easy. Keep it easy. Uh
00:32:25
>> you you have a very easy name.
00:32:26
>> Bobby Andrew.
00:32:28
>> Santino Lee.
00:32:29
>> Yeah. Santino Lee.
00:32:30
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:30
>> Carlos. Now, Herrera. Herrera.
00:32:32
>> Herrera. A little tough.
00:32:34
>> Era.
00:32:35
>> Yeah.
00:32:35
>> Area.
00:32:36
>> You know what I also don't like? When
00:32:39
you have a Spanish name and you see
00:32:40
someone like Megan Kelly or something
00:32:43
super pronounced the double R and does
00:32:44
the role. I don't like it.
00:32:46
>> She goes and and let me tell you
00:32:47
something about Carlos.
00:32:50
>> I DON'T LIKE IT.
00:32:51
>> ESPECIALLY WHEN I LIKE ANGRY ABOUT IT.
00:32:54
>> And here is this bad bunny. He's got his
00:32:56
whole crew of Mexicans dancing behind
00:32:58
him. He's got Carlos Lopez.
00:33:02
It's crazy.
00:33:03
>> It's crazy. Yeah.
00:33:04
>> To just like dip in and dip out.
00:33:06
>> I don't like it.
00:33:07
>> Yeah. She They always But newscasters do
00:33:10
that. It drives me nuts.
00:33:11
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:12
>> You know, I talked on stage last night
00:33:14
>> about Latin X.
00:33:17
>> I tried some new [ __ ] about Latin X.
00:33:18
Remember they tried Latin X?
00:33:20
>> And I asked a Mexican guy in the front
00:33:22
row.
00:33:22
>> I go, "Hey, bro, do you what's up with
00:33:24
Latin X?" He's like, "No, we wouldn't
00:33:26
[ __ ] with it." I was like, "So,
00:33:27
whites just tried to like shoehorn that
00:33:30
in." M
00:33:31
>> he was like, "Yeah, no." I was said,
00:33:32
"Any I" I said, "Did any Latinos, you
00:33:34
know, [ __ ] with it?" He's like, "No,
00:33:36
what the fuck?" No, but it was funny.
00:33:38
Why? We tried to do it. Whites tried to
00:33:40
do it.
00:33:41
>> It wasn't the wokey.
00:33:42
>> I know, but but it was so Nobody asked
00:33:44
for it to change.
00:33:45
>> Carlos, did you ask for it?
00:33:47
>> [ __ ] no.
00:33:48
>> I feel like you asked for it.
00:33:49
>> I was pitching a TV show during that
00:33:50
time and there was a Hispanic character
00:33:52
and they made me put Latin X in and like
00:33:54
everyone gave me [ __ ] about it,
00:33:56
including my own friend. But it's like
00:33:57
So, but what about lat saying someone's
00:34:00
Latin is offensive? Um, give me a
00:34:02
learning lesson. Is it offensive?
00:34:04
>> No,
00:34:04
>> I don't think so. I mean, it was
00:34:06
>> Well, you're [ __ ] Latin.
00:34:08
>> Yeah. I mean, technically,
00:34:09
>> I was pushing for Asian Z.
00:34:11
>> Yeah.
00:34:12
>> And it didn't get catch on at all.
00:34:14
>> Wait, calling someone Latin is generally
00:34:16
not considered an offensive slur. While
00:34:17
not inherently racist is less, it is
00:34:19
less precise than using inappropriate
00:34:21
terms like Latino, Latina, Hispanic. I
00:34:23
know, but it's an encompassing thing.
00:34:25
>> Yeah. Exactly. So because of the Latino
00:34:28
Latina, they decided for Latin X. So
00:34:30
they didn't have to do
00:34:32
>> gender,
00:34:32
>> but you just say Latin and it would
00:34:34
encompass both.
00:34:35
>> Right.
00:34:35
>> Right. So this doesn't make any sense.
00:34:37
>> Like I'm a pale white. I don't need
00:34:39
that.
00:34:41
>> Yeah. Pale white. No, we got categories.
00:34:43
I got
00:34:44
>> No. Oh no.
00:34:47
>> RIGHT. I'M A pale white, but I don't I'm
00:34:49
just a white at the end of the day.
00:34:51
Yeah.
00:34:51
>> I'm just a white.
00:34:53
>> Yeah.
00:34:55
>> Yeah. Yeah, you're pale white. I mean
00:34:57
NORMAL WHITE.
00:34:58
>> NORMAL.
00:34:59
>> NORMAL.
00:35:00
>> Normal white. Yeah.
00:35:01
>> Thank god.
00:35:01
>> And normal hair color. Yeah. Come on
00:35:04
everybody. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:07
Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:09
>> And nice guy. Nice. Nice. Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:12
Yeah.
00:35:12
>> I like this bit.
00:35:13
>> What?
00:35:18
>> We don't need it.
00:35:19
>> What?
00:35:19
>> We just don't need the extra [ __ ]
00:35:22
Too much extra [ __ ]
00:35:23
>> Too much extra [ __ ] Like I'm searching
00:35:24
for a new doctor on the website on like
00:35:27
the insurance website,
00:35:29
>> dude. I mean it's all I want to know is
00:35:32
what do you do? And they give way too
00:35:34
much extra [ __ ] Like too much
00:35:36
information stuff that they do. Like the
00:35:37
first tab was gender affirming care.
00:35:40
>> Yeah.
00:35:40
>> I was like what about internal medicine?
00:35:43
>> I just want to know if you'll find out
00:35:45
if I'm [ __ ] sick.
00:35:46
>> Yeah.
00:35:47
>> Do the scan, dude.
00:35:48
>> I'm going to do the scan.
00:35:49
>> When you do the scan, I want to do the
00:35:51
scan.
00:35:51
>> Well, let's go together. I'm being real
00:35:53
though. A really big because I know that
00:35:55
I don't know if Japan's being real July,
00:35:57
>> but can I tell the scan the scan? I want
00:36:00
I want Japan and scan to be real.
00:36:01
>> Japan is real.
00:36:02
>> Okay.
00:36:03
>> Why are you bringing up beautiful women
00:36:04
on the internet?
00:36:05
>> This what you told you showed me when we
00:36:07
were talking about Japan.
00:36:08
>> The worst person you know is planning
00:36:11
their Japan 2026 trip.
00:36:16
>> I was thinking
00:36:17
>> it is true.
00:36:18
>> Why? Why is that even?
00:36:20
>> She's saying because there's a trend of
00:36:21
Japan right now. People want to go to
00:36:23
Japan. Yeah.
00:36:23
>> There's two trends on the internet that
00:36:25
are big. One is people think they're
00:36:26
this is Japan year. And two, people
00:36:28
think they're Chinese. They're turning
00:36:30
Chinese. Do you know about this?
00:36:31
>> I send it to Andrea Jin all the time
00:36:33
because there's stuff that says you make
00:36:34
me Chinese. There's like memes now.
00:36:36
>> Okay.
00:36:37
>> That that whites think they're turning
00:36:38
Chinese.
00:36:39
>> You think I'm kidding? It's all over the
00:36:41
internet. Like I'm becoming Chinese is a
00:36:42
real thing.
00:36:44
>> And I and I want to say this to all of
00:36:45
our fans and friends out there.
00:36:48
I'll be Korean before I'll be Chinese.
00:36:50
>> Thank you.
00:36:51
>> Thank you so much. Thank you. Means the
00:36:53
world to me.
00:36:54
>> It means the world to me that I'm would
00:36:55
I'd be I'd rather be a normal white
00:37:01
>> then be Chinese as well.
00:37:02
>> What are you looking at?
00:37:03
>> Nothing.
00:37:04
>> You're little sweet prints on your
00:37:05
phone, aren't you?
00:37:07
>> Yeah. You know, I too much I think.
00:37:09
>> Yeah. It's too much scrolling too.
00:37:11
>> Your hours this week.
00:37:13
>> What do you mean?
00:37:13
>> Doom scrolling.
00:37:14
>> Can I look?
00:37:14
>> Yeah. That was like 12 hours.
00:37:17
>> I think it's because of the Lexa Pro. I
00:37:19
think it's a lot.
00:37:20
>> What do I Google again?
00:37:22
>> Not Google, but
00:37:23
>> I'm at 11 hours today.
00:37:24
>> My average is 7 hours a day.
00:37:27
>> Six and a half.
00:37:28
>> Not bad. Seriously?
00:37:29
>> Daily average? Mine says 7 hours.
00:37:32
>> Yeah,
00:37:33
>> it's bad, right?
00:37:34
>> What's yours?
00:37:36
>> Mine's only at five and a half this
00:37:37
week. So,
00:37:37
>> what's yours?
00:37:38
>> Seven.
00:37:39
>> Mine's seven, too.
00:37:40
>> Yeah, seven seems normal.
00:37:41
>> Yeah. Yeah,
00:37:41
>> right.
00:37:42
>> Seven hours a day is crazy.
00:37:44
>> Why? Why?
00:37:45
>> Cuz you're constantly looking at your
00:37:47
for 7 hours of it. It's insane.
00:37:50
>> Well, I mean, what's what's the usual
00:37:52
average? Four hours.
00:37:53
>> Oh, no.
00:37:54
>> Well, Caven had none. You know, that's
00:37:56
the
00:37:56
>> problematic phone usage.
00:37:58
>> Exceeding five.
00:38:00
>> Yeah. For high risk for mental health
00:38:01
issues, depression, anxiety, reduced
00:38:03
productivity. Here's good news. Got them
00:38:04
all already.
00:38:06
>> Oh, you already have them.
00:38:07
>> Yeah. So, when you're when you already
00:38:08
have anxiety and depression
00:38:10
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:10
>> So, big deal.
00:38:11
>> Yeah.
00:38:12
>> Also, reduce productivity. I don't
00:38:13
believe that at We're the most
00:38:14
productive team I've ever met in my
00:38:15
entire life. All of us are on our phone
00:38:16
all the time.
00:38:18
>> But anxiety and depression, for sure.
00:38:20
For sure. But I didn't build these
00:38:22
machines. They were given to us.
00:38:24
>> Yes.
00:38:24
>> We are a subject of the machine. You
00:38:26
want to blame someone.
00:38:28
>> Blame Musk.
00:38:31
>> He didn't have anything to do with that.
00:38:32
>> No, he didn't. No. What? Blame
00:38:33
>> Jobs.
00:38:34
>> Jobs.
00:38:34
>> Jobs. Yeah. He's gone.
00:38:36
>> Steve Jobs.
00:38:37
>> That's right.
00:38:39
>> I was thinking about like the jobs I've
00:38:41
had in the past.
00:38:41
>> So many better.
00:38:42
>> Yeah. You know what I mean? Like my
00:38:44
coffee shop got job. Here you go. Here's
00:38:46
a
00:38:46
>> You could blame some of those You could
00:38:48
blame some of your current issues on
00:38:49
some of those past jobs. Yeah.
00:38:50
>> But it's not worth it.
00:38:51
>> Yeah.
00:38:52
>> You know?
00:38:52
>> Yeah. I I I begin to think that it's
00:38:54
probably not healthy.
00:38:56
>> I'm beginning to think the phone's not
00:38:59
healthy.
00:39:02
>> Every time I look,
00:39:05
I should be reading a book, but I can't
00:39:08
be shook. I'll get back on the gram.
00:39:12
Yeah. Is this healthy? Just sitting
00:39:14
there and doing nothing.
00:39:16
>> Yeah.
00:39:16
>> Just sitting there and just No, I'm
00:39:19
being real. I've been trying it.
00:39:20
>> Being
00:39:20
>> Yeah. Just I sometimes I'll wake up.
00:39:22
I'll sit down. I have a little chair, a
00:39:24
comfy chair.
00:39:25
>> It is a little little chair.
00:39:27
>> It's a little tiny chair. Yeah. I mean,
00:39:28
and it's very comfortable though.
00:39:30
>> And I'll sit there for like a half an
00:39:32
hour and do nothing.
00:39:33
>> No, that's very good for you.
00:39:35
>> Yeah.
00:39:35
>> Very good. It's collecting yourself. But
00:39:37
you know, here's the deal, man.
00:39:38
>> But then tragedies occur in my mind.
00:39:40
Give me one.
00:39:41
>> Like just like you know 911 when my dad
00:39:43
used to beat me like just crazy things.
00:39:45
>> You went from 911 to my dad used to
00:39:48
that's still going through your head
00:39:49
>> sometimes.
00:39:50
>> I guess you never forgot.
00:39:51
>> You never forget.
00:39:52
>> Yeah. 12 years in retreat. We need to do
00:39:54
something like this. A Buddhist retreat.
00:39:56
>> The longest meditations.
00:39:57
>> So uh Jet Snuma Jet Sunma uh a Tibetan
00:40:03
Buddhist spent 12 years in meditation
00:40:04
retreat in cave in north northern India.
00:40:07
M
00:40:07
>> similarly extreme training in some Hindu
00:40:09
traditions involved 12 years in a
00:40:11
hermitage.
00:40:12
>> Jet Lee did that.
00:40:13
>> Yeah.
00:40:14
>> People go where's Jet Lee been? He's
00:40:16
been meditating since the last movie. I
00:40:18
think that's what he said.
00:40:20
>> I was meditating for the last 15 years.
00:40:23
>> Wow.
00:40:23
>> That's what he said. Now I'm back. Like
00:40:26
back for what? You're [ __ ] a thousand
00:40:27
years old now. No one wants to see you.
00:40:29
>> It's believed in some Buddhist
00:40:30
traditions that the Buddha himself
00:40:32
meditated for 49 days under the body
00:40:34
tree. 49. You couldn't get to 50, huh?
00:40:36
Mm-m.
00:40:37
>> Just couldn't knock out one day to round
00:40:39
out the number. Yeah. I mean, that's
00:40:41
that seems pretty weak.
00:40:42
>> It's weak, dude.
00:40:43
>> Decades in a lifetime. Uh, tuk dam. Some
00:40:45
Tibetan monks are said to enter a state
00:40:46
of tukam, a dead but not dead state of
00:40:48
deep meditation where the body does not
00:40:50
decay for weeks after clinical death.
00:40:52
>> They're doing what you do in the tiny
00:40:53
chair.
00:40:53
>> Yeah, I tuk in the chair.
00:40:55
>> Tuk dummed in the chair. I'll be tuking.
00:40:57
Oh, so that guy's tuk right now.
00:40:59
>> Oh, zoom up. Zoom in. Yeah.
00:41:02
>> Got to give me a picture of a tuk.
00:41:03
>> I think that might be post tukdom. You
00:41:05
took them with your eyes open. That's
00:41:07
That's better. I think
00:41:08
>> I'm hoping we took this dumb off the
00:41:10
screen at some point.
00:41:11
>> Yeah.
00:41:11
>> I mean, this is crazy. And by the way,
00:41:13
we're not insulting these people. This
00:41:14
is brilliant and amazing and beautiful.
00:41:15
It just it I mean, he looks
00:41:17
uncomfortable.
00:41:19
>> He does not look
00:41:21
>> He doesn't look comfortable.
00:41:22
>> That shirt doesn't look tempropetic.
00:41:25
>> Yeah.
00:41:26
>> Imagine how bad your ass would hurt.
00:41:27
>> Oh, go to that picture on the left of
00:41:29
it. Of the one you have on right now.
00:41:30
Just the left.
00:41:31
>> This is mummified and toukd.
00:41:33
>> Wow.
00:41:33
>> Mummified. Can you zoom in? The
00:41:34
Buddhists claim this guy's in Tukum, but
00:41:37
>> still.
00:41:37
>> Yeah.
00:41:38
>> Well, they think he's not dead still.
00:41:39
>> Yeah, they claim that
00:41:40
>> they're collecting his social security.
00:41:41
That's why.
00:41:43
>> No, he's still getting the payments.
00:41:44
He's alive. He's just in Tukum right
00:41:46
now.
00:41:46
>> Yeah.
00:41:47
>> Yeah.
00:41:48
>> Just cashing government checks. No, no,
00:41:50
no. He's He's in there. He's there.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I don't excitement's the
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word.
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>> Why not?
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>> It's good to act again. Yeah, but it's
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not an excitement.
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>> That's got to feel good.
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>> You know, my problem is this is that,
00:44:23
and this is true, is I'm supposed to be
00:44:26
a drunk in it. And I have a problem
00:44:28
playing a drunk.
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>> I did it one time with that Vince Vaughn
00:44:31
sketch I did like five years ago for
00:44:32
Bill Burr. And I don't know if it's
00:44:34
real. You know what I mean? So it's like
00:44:36
how do you play a drunk guy?
00:44:38
>> Because there's ways to do it that's
00:44:40
like so sketchy that it's like it
00:44:42
doesn't feel real. I see. How do you
00:44:44
play it?
00:44:44
>> I I think if you're an actual alcoholic
00:44:46
and you're drunk, you wouldn't know the
00:44:47
difference. So you should just be kind
00:44:48
of like lethargic and normal.
00:44:50
>> You would just be lower energy.
00:44:52
>> Yeah. Like let's do uh
00:44:53
>> the trick is to pretend not to be drunk,
00:44:56
which is what drunks do,
00:44:57
>> right? So here you go. Ready?
00:44:58
>> Yeah. Yeah. Tell me.
00:44:59
>> Yeah.
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>> What's your name in the thing? Chang.
00:45:04
>> Chang.
00:45:04
>> Jimmy.
00:45:05
>> Jimmy O Chang.
00:45:07
>> Just Jimmy.
00:45:08
>> Jimmy. Uh, what's been going on at the
00:45:10
shop today?
00:45:12
>> Hey, man.
00:45:12
>> No. No.
00:45:13
>> Already. Already too much?
00:45:15
>> No.
00:45:15
>> What do you mean?
00:45:16
>> You're acting.
00:45:18
>> All right. What's going what's been
00:45:20
going on in the shop today, Jimmy?
00:45:22
>> I didn't come into the shop today, man.
00:45:24
>> Why didn't you go into the shop?
00:45:26
>> I just, you know, I don't work every
00:45:28
day, man.
00:45:29
>> You don't work every day. We pay you to
00:45:31
be here every day.
00:45:32
>> Ah, my bad. I, you know, didn't I woke
00:45:34
up late? You know, I I woke up late and
00:45:38
I uh Yeah, it's my bad, man.
00:45:42
Uh,
00:45:43
>> yeah, it's good.
00:45:44
>> Is it bad or no?
00:45:45
>> It's bad. Yeah.
00:45:46
>> Well, then you do it.
00:45:47
>> Okay, go ahead. Okay. Hey, Jimmy. Why
00:45:50
didn't you come in to work today?
00:45:51
>> I don't know, man. I I don't need to
00:45:54
leave me alone.
00:45:55
>> See, that's good. But you're acting
00:45:57
drunk.
00:45:58
>> No, you're not.
00:45:59
>> I'm acting disinterested and over it.
00:46:00
You have to pick a pick. Here's what we
00:46:02
have to do with you.
00:46:03
>> Do it again.
00:46:04
>> Jimmy. Jim, did you come into the Did
00:46:06
you go into the shop today?
00:46:07
>> Yeah. Yeah, man. I was there.
00:46:11
>> I went in. I came in, man.
00:46:13
>> Did any customers You're doing a little
00:46:15
San Diego. I am
00:46:17
>> no man or dude or bro. Just give me
00:46:20
>> Oh, no man. Okay.
00:46:21
>> Yeah.
00:46:22
>> What? What's going on? What? What? Why
00:46:23
didn't you go to the shop today, Jim?
00:46:24
>> I came into the shop, man. Man again.
00:46:29
All right,
00:46:30
>> we got it.
00:46:30
>> No, I don't think we got it.
00:46:31
>> No, we got it. Hold on. Yeah,
00:46:32
>> you came into the So, did did you not
00:46:34
see any customers today?
00:46:37
>> Of course, I saw customers. I mean,
00:46:42
that's what I do.
00:46:44
>> You saw customers? Yeah, man. I'm a bit
00:46:46
sorry.
00:46:47
>> How many customers did you see today?
00:46:49
>> I don't know. Frank O'Neal came in.
00:46:52
>> Mr. O'Neal came by. He's been dead for
00:46:55
13 years.
00:46:57
>> Frank what?
00:46:59
>> Frank O'Neal who owns O'Neal's brakes.
00:47:01
>> Yeah, but you know his wife Lucila.
00:47:03
>> Yeah, Luchia.
00:47:07
>> Jimmy, what's going on?
00:47:08
>> What do you mean? I'm fine, dude.
00:47:12
>> I'm sorry, Larry. I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:47:15
Larry,
00:47:16
>> I need to talk to you in my office.
00:47:18
>> All right. Okay. What's going on?
00:47:22
>> Have you been drinking on the job?
00:47:25
>> I had a drink.
00:47:27
>> What did you have?
00:47:27
>> I had a little drink.
00:47:28
>> What did you have to drink?
00:47:29
>> A beer.
00:47:31
>> How many beers?
00:47:32
>> One beer. Dude,
00:47:33
>> how big was
00:47:33
>> Sorry for saying dude again.
00:47:36
>> Sorry guys.
00:47:36
>> How big was the beer?
00:47:38
>> Jimmy, who are you talking to?
00:47:42
>> Who How big was the beer? What?
00:47:44
>> How big was the beer?
00:47:45
>> It was a beer. You know, how big do
00:47:47
beers get?
00:47:49
>> That's good. That's very
00:47:51
>> How big do beers get is great.
00:47:52
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:47:53
>> I That's actually
00:47:54
>> We'll just play with it when we're
00:47:55
there.
00:47:55
>> But I like that.
00:47:56
>> Oh, yeah.
00:47:57
>> Because then it's not playing drunk,
00:47:58
you're playing disinterested.
00:47:59
>> I'm playing disin interested.
00:48:01
>> And I like that. I think disinterest is
00:48:02
what an alcohol
00:48:03
>> because when you watch it, you're you're
00:48:05
like they're playing drunk. I don't like
00:48:06
that. So, how do you do it? How do you
00:48:09
do math?
00:48:11
>> That's another How do you do Let's do
00:48:16
Well, I've told you I told you what do
00:48:19
you mean?
00:48:23
We go to the same guy. The sun came out
00:48:24
and I told him this morning came out and
00:48:26
at the same time doing that anymore. All
00:48:27
right. And maybe the gaze of the made
00:48:30
out of wood and the wood were the bridge
00:48:33
and the bridge ever again. And Louisa
00:48:36
Louisa never came home.
00:48:37
>> Oo, but I'm
00:48:39
the I'm hungry. Yeah. the peanut butter
00:48:41
and jelly sandwich that you made last
00:48:42
night.
00:48:42
>> Let's get one.
00:48:43
>> Let's get one right now. Yeah, let's eat
00:48:44
it.
00:48:45
>> Pretty good. What do you think? That's
00:48:46
good. All right, let's do um
00:48:50
>> Let's do it all together. I mean,
00:48:51
>> let's do acid.
00:48:52
>> Let's do fentanyl.
00:48:53
>> Fentanyl. I don't know how to do
00:48:54
>> one, two, three.
00:49:01
>> So mean.
00:49:01
>> What was it called?
00:49:02
>> So mean.
00:49:03
>> What was the Buddhist thing called?
00:49:04
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:05
>> Tucked them.
00:49:06
>> Tucked them. Yeah,
00:49:07
>> we just tucked them to I think you're
00:49:08
going to play a great role. I think you
00:49:09
shouldn't be I think you should be
00:49:10
>> Well, they'll give me notes. You know
00:49:11
what I mean? But that's the only thing
00:49:13
that I'm like a little nervous about
00:49:14
because it's like
00:49:15
>> Well, have you read the scripts?
00:49:16
>> Mhm.
00:49:17
>> So, you know, you're ahead of the game.
00:49:18
>> I'm ahead of the game. Yeah. Yeah. I
00:49:20
haven't memorized the lines yet, but
00:49:21
it'll be fine. It'll be fine. Yeah.
00:49:24
>> Well, have I be real. Have you ever
00:49:25
memorized lines?
00:49:28
>> Yeah, of course I memorized lines.
00:49:31
For all all the things I've done, I've
00:49:33
memorized lines.
00:49:34
>> Okay.
00:49:35
>> Oh, you think when when I'm on like Sex
00:49:37
in the City where I'm just making it up?
00:49:38
No, they're like you have to say it word
00:49:40
for word.
00:49:40
>> So they wrote those things that you
00:49:43
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I memorize them days
00:49:46
before
00:49:46
>> day. That's what I'm saying. You do
00:49:47
days. Yeah. I don't do that. Yeah.
00:49:49
>> You do it on spot.
00:49:50
>> I do it the morning of
00:49:52
>> I don't know how that's possible.
00:49:54
>> Yeah. I get in the trailer and I just do
00:49:55
it.
00:49:56
>> Yeah. You know, John Cho does that. I
00:49:57
saw him do that once.
00:49:58
>> I'll read it.
00:49:59
>> Yeah.
00:50:00
>> I'll read it before
00:50:01
>> and then I'll memorize the sides that
00:50:03
day.
00:50:04
>> Yeah. I have to do it the night before
00:50:05
>> because if I ingest it prior to that I
00:50:07
get I don't it gets two scrambled eggs
00:50:08
in my mind. So if I read it I understand
00:50:11
what the scene is and then in my trailer
00:50:13
or whatever I'll just
00:50:14
>> I'll get the lines then.
00:50:16
>> Yeah.
00:50:16
>> And take by take if it's a huge piece
00:50:19
like if it was like a thing we did
00:50:20
sometimes on I'm dying I'd have like a
00:50:21
page and a half
00:50:22
>> Yeah.
00:50:23
>> of a monologue
00:50:24
>> days before.
00:50:25
>> No no no the night before I just do
00:50:27
chunks. I divide it into chunks and I
00:50:30
use a keyword to continue on my next
00:50:32
chunk. Wow. And that keyword indicates
00:50:34
what the next piece is. So I just kind
00:50:35
of like I don't like how you divide up
00:50:37
an hour. You 15 15 15.
00:50:39
>> Do you forget when you're there
00:50:40
>> all the time?
00:50:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's okay.
00:50:42
>> They got to be patient. It's all we're
00:50:44
going to edit this. It's not [ __ ]
00:50:45
live. This is Birdman.
00:50:47
>> Yeah.
00:50:47
>> Like I could if they were like, "We're
00:50:48
going to do it in one take." I'd be
00:50:49
like, "Fire me.
00:50:51
>> Fire me right now." Right.
00:50:52
>> I could never fire me right now.
00:50:54
>> Shoot me on shoot me. Let me die in the
00:50:57
scene. Yeah. And also it's like you I
00:51:00
sometimes I need another actor there to
00:51:02
calm me down.
00:51:03
>> I
00:51:03
>> I remember Oliver Hudson pul the pilot
00:51:05
for splitting up together. He had to
00:51:07
pull me aside and goes your own your
00:51:09
head. It doesn't matter. You know what I
00:51:11
mean? Just say your line.
00:51:14
>> You know what I mean? And and then it
00:51:15
was fine.
00:51:16
>> Yeah. What could that's a what what a
00:51:17
nice thing for him to do.
00:51:18
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, you know,
00:51:20
you're allowed to make mistakes. Say
00:51:21
your line. It's everything's fine. I
00:51:24
want to say something obviously now that
00:51:25
we're in the world of speaking about
00:51:26
actors. This will be long after, but
00:51:29
rest in peace to the great James Vander.
00:51:31
>> Oh my god. I can't, you know, I can't
00:51:32
even po You know what I hate?
00:51:35
>> Rest in peace. I kne I knew I worked
00:51:37
with him before. I know.
00:51:38
>> Yeah. And um what a nice guy. He did
00:51:40
Tiger Belly as a just, you know, what a
00:51:42
nice guy. And um
00:51:44
>> you didn't post a memorial. I didn't
00:51:46
post anything because of the fact that
00:51:47
I'm just it bothers me
00:51:49
>> a lot that people do it
00:51:51
>> when they you know they have a I I have
00:51:53
photos with him you know that I could go
00:51:54
you know um rest in peace brother and
00:51:57
you know and I there's I asked around I
00:52:00
go why don't I not want to post it cuz
00:52:04
when I see it it bothers me
00:52:06
>> right well
00:52:07
>> Hollywood does that
00:52:08
>> well it's a little performative right
00:52:09
it's performative
00:52:10
>> sometimes I mean look it's a it's a way
00:52:12
to cope so so for some people they want
00:52:13
to put the picture up because it means
00:52:14
something to them they want to say I had
00:52:15
a relationship with this person I really
00:52:16
loved. But for some people it's a little
00:52:18
performative. Like for some people it's
00:52:21
like you could go up to them after you
00:52:22
saw them take that put that post later
00:52:24
that night you'd run into them and be
00:52:25
like hey man I'm really sorry about your
00:52:26
friend James. They'd be like James what
00:52:28
do you mean?
00:52:28
>> Yeah.
00:52:29
>> And you're like Vanderbeek and they go
00:52:30
no. Yes. Yeah. But what a bummer. You
00:52:33
like some people you can tell it's
00:52:34
baloney and some people it's very real.
00:52:36
But you but I get what you're saying.
00:52:38
It's hard to post. He's just in He was
00:52:41
an authentically nice person.
00:52:44
>> Yeah,
00:52:45
>> he really was. Um super easy to be with,
00:52:49
very helpful on set and you know it's I
00:52:52
wasn't like super close to him, you
00:52:54
know. Um we did a series together and
00:52:57
then um we would hang out a little bit
00:52:58
after that when before when he lived
00:53:01
here in LA.
00:53:02
>> Yeah. And um like I said, we ponded
00:53:04
together, but um you know, what a loss.
00:53:07
And it's just super sad.
00:53:09
>> Yeah, it's a it's a bummer. It's a real
00:53:11
bummer.
00:53:12
>> The good ones go
00:53:13
>> because some people that are [ __ ]
00:53:14
[ __ ] are still alive, you know?
00:53:16
>> Let's name We'll put up a list right
00:53:17
now.
00:53:17
>> I'm not going to put a list. Everyone
00:53:19
knows what I'm talking about, but it's
00:53:20
like
00:53:20
>> Yeah,
00:53:21
>> there are people that Yeah. So, it's
00:53:23
like I don't know.
00:53:24
>> What does it mean? Life is precious.
00:53:25
Life is short.
00:53:26
>> We should get screened. He did talk
00:53:28
about that. So, we'll do the body
00:53:30
screening because he talked about it
00:53:31
because he got he got diagnosed quite
00:53:33
young.
00:53:34
>> What is he 46 or something? I don't
00:53:35
know. I mean,
00:53:36
>> yeah, 48, I think.
00:53:39
>> I mean, that's a young that's a terribly
00:53:40
young death, you know.
00:53:42
>> And the children he has so many
00:53:44
children. It's just they're just going
00:53:45
to be robbed of, you know,
00:53:46
>> he had a lot of kids.
00:53:48
>> Yeah, he did.
00:53:48
>> They're at almost 2 million on their uh
00:53:51
GoFundMe
00:53:52
>> today. What do you mean? The Vanderbe
00:53:54
Vanderbeek family has a gofundme the fan
00:53:57
set up and they're almost at 2 mil.
00:53:59
>> Oh wow.
00:53:59
>> Yeah.
00:54:00
>> Yeah. F send me the that um GoFundMe.
00:54:02
Seriously. Yeah.
00:54:05
>> This is I don't want to I don't want to
00:54:07
make anything that would be misconstrued
00:54:08
here. But how much you How much are you
00:54:11
going to give?
00:54:17
>> Oh, you want to be real?
00:54:18
>> Well, you brought it up.
00:54:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we've done
00:54:22
this before and I'll be you want my
00:54:23
honest, you know.
00:54:25
>> Well, yeah.
00:54:25
>> Yeah.
00:54:26
>> If you really want him to send it to
00:54:27
you,
00:54:29
>> probably a grand thousand American
00:54:31
dollars.
00:54:31
>> Yeah.
00:54:32
>> So, they wanted 1.5 and they got 2
00:54:34
million already and they I hope they get
00:54:36
as much.
00:54:36
>> Oh, they already exceeded it?
00:54:37
>> Yeah, but I hope they Nothing.
00:54:38
>> Oh, well, so now you're not going to
00:54:39
give anything.
00:54:40
>> No,
00:54:41
>> she wants some
00:54:42
>> a grand.
00:54:43
>> I think the family deserves as much as
00:54:45
they can for losing someone.
00:54:46
>> Are you going to contribute? Dude,
00:54:48
>> someone gave $30,000.
00:54:50
>> Wow.
00:54:50
>> Anonymously.
00:54:51
>> Who's anonymous?
00:54:53
>> Anonymously, they gave $30,000.
00:54:56
>> You know, you would
00:54:58
>> what?
00:54:59
>> Never.
00:54:59
>> Nope.
00:55:00
>> I'll do it right now. Anonymously.
00:55:02
>> 30 grand?
00:55:02
>> No, not 30 grand.
00:55:04
>> Not 30 grand. The point I was making, if
00:55:06
you gave 30 grand, you would
00:55:08
>> You either then you either, pal. That's
00:55:10
rude that you wouldn't even say
00:55:11
something like that. You'd want people.
00:55:12
>> If I had 30 grand to give, I would do it
00:55:14
anonymously. you don't raise your voice
00:55:16
and you have 30 grand to give and you
00:55:17
could do it but you but you would put
00:55:18
your name up there. That's what I'm
00:55:20
saying.
00:55:21
>> THE DOW
00:55:25
mean anyway. Um
00:55:27
>> raise your hand if you agree he'd put
00:55:28
his name up there. Go ahead. See?
00:55:30
>> Yeah,
00:55:31
>> you would. You know you would. And
00:55:34
here's why. You're giving the money.
00:55:36
It's not It's not bad. But you'd go,
00:55:38
"Hey,
00:55:40
>> I'll tell you why I wouldn't. Can I can
00:55:42
I can I can I um
00:55:44
>> Sure.
00:55:45
>> You know,
00:55:45
>> fight your case.
00:55:46
>> Fight my case. Yeah. Okay.
00:55:48
>> And you're not going to
00:55:50
>> I'm going to bring it back to Stardew
00:55:51
Valley.
00:55:52
>> Okay.
00:55:53
>> As everything does.
00:55:54
>> Life always does. Okay. It should.
00:55:56
>> So, in Stardew Valley, there is a
00:55:58
character named Pam.
00:55:59
>> Love Pam. We have a crush on Pam, right?
00:56:01
>> Yeah. And he has a daughter named Penny.
00:56:04
Okay.
00:56:04
>> Pam is a guy. I thought that was a girl.
00:56:06
>> It's a woman.
00:56:06
>> I Well, you said he has a daughter named
00:56:08
she and she she drives the truck. Okay.
00:56:11
>> You know, go back to Pam.
00:56:12
>> Yeah.
00:56:13
>> Penny saw it.
00:56:14
>> Pam could be both. You know, Pam is
00:56:16
pretty.
00:56:17
>> Okay. So,
00:56:18
>> who knows what
00:56:18
>> Who knows what that is, right? So, they
00:56:20
live Pam and Penny live in a trailer.
00:56:22
>> Yes. That that I can see by the photo.
00:56:24
>> Okay. So, they live in a trailer, right?
00:56:26
They're
00:56:28
>> Yeah. You know what is this with
00:56:29
trailers and redheads? They always We
00:56:31
all grow up in We do that.
00:56:33
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:34
>> And I You know, because they have red
00:56:35
hair and I love you. I mean, so you know
00:56:38
I So there is a some at in the game you
00:56:42
can get rid of the trailer and build
00:56:44
them a brand new house.
00:56:46
>> Wow.
00:56:46
>> Right. And you don't get any points for
00:56:49
do Don't do that with Penny.
00:56:51
>> Don't do that with Penny.
00:56:52
>> Okay.
00:56:52
>> You don't get any points for building
00:56:54
them a house.
00:56:55
>> Yeah. But there is a little dialogue
00:56:56
thing where um Okay. Okay. Somebody
00:57:02
don't get me hard, dude. All right.
00:57:05
That's
00:57:05
>> Is that Penny Born? Yeah, it's Penny
00:57:07
Point. Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:08
>> That's not
00:57:08
>> because she is somebody that I do marry
00:57:10
in the game.
00:57:11
>> So, you're in love with Penny?
00:57:12
>> I love Penny. And that just got me like,
00:57:14
you know what I mean? Anyway, dude,
00:57:16
don't get me started with Penny.
00:57:17
>> Wow.
00:57:18
>> Oh, wow.
00:57:18
>> Interesting.
00:57:19
>> Anyway, interesting. All right, let's
00:57:21
Can we move on from it? Can we move on
00:57:23
for a minute?
00:57:24
>> That's in your little chair at your
00:57:25
reflection time.
00:57:26
>> She'll make you [ __ ] them or whatever.
00:57:33
So anyway, there's a thing in it where
00:57:35
um the carpenter goes to you, Rob, and
00:57:38
she goes, "Should we should I tell him
00:57:40
that you gave him all this money to
00:57:42
build it or or should we just, you know,
00:57:44
I mean, just keep it anonymous." And I
00:57:46
always choose anonymous because it's
00:57:47
like But you don't get any perks either
00:57:51
way like what what does it matter? You
00:57:53
know what I mean? But I always choose
00:57:54
not anonymous.
00:57:55
>> So you think
00:57:56
>> Yeah. Yes, I do.
00:57:58
>> Valley Penny. I'm sold. I'm sold on your
00:58:00
>> because ethically I'm just like that.
00:58:02
Yeah.
00:58:03
>> Last year when I sent out my Special
00:58:04
Olympics thing, Andrew Dunn two grand
00:58:06
anonymously. Yeah.
00:58:07
>> And you didn't respond to the message
00:58:09
and didn't
00:58:11
>> Yeah. Because I don't respond to
00:58:12
anything you send.
00:58:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's not a good
00:58:15
case. Yeah.
00:58:17
>> The only reason you knew it was me is
00:58:18
cuz I gave a jokey name.
00:58:20
>> Yeah. You said generous Gary or
00:58:21
whatever.
00:58:22
>> Yeah. And I would have done the same
00:58:23
thing. You know what I mean?
00:58:24
>> But only you know that.
00:58:25
>> Nakamura. Okay. So coming up again, I'll
00:58:28
send you another.
00:58:29
>> Yeah, I'll send whatever. You know, my
00:58:30
point
00:58:30
>> Sneaky Nakamura is so funny.
00:58:32
>> Yeah.
00:58:32
>> If your nickname would be Sneaky
00:58:34
Nakamura.
00:58:35
>> Yes. Yeah, I'll do Sneaky Nakamura. But
00:58:36
my point is this. I would do it
00:58:38
anonymously.
00:58:39
>> So I think you're wrong.
00:58:41
>> Okay.
00:58:41
>> Yeah, that's my defense.
00:58:43
>> It's fine. I'm excited to see your name
00:58:45
up there on the GoFundMe.
00:58:46
>> Yeah.
00:58:47
>> And you know, I will say this. I'm glad
00:58:50
we never said anything about James on
00:58:51
the show prior because people blame us
00:58:53
all the time that when we talk about a
00:58:55
celebrity, they pass away. We already
00:58:57
did it. Remember
00:58:58
>> Katherine O'Hara? I know. We did that.
00:58:59
We spoke about her and then weeks later
00:59:01
she died.
00:59:01
>> No, that's not true.
00:59:02
>> It is true. We've done it so many times
00:59:04
on the show and people bring it up. I
00:59:06
guess the guy said, "We've done it."
00:59:08
There's people that track how many times
00:59:09
we've talked about people for some
00:59:10
reason.
00:59:11
>> Let's do an experiment right now. Throw
00:59:12
out a name and just see.
00:59:14
>> Willie Nelson's still alive.
00:59:16
>> Yeah.
00:59:17
>> William Shatner also alive. 94.
00:59:19
>> William Shatner's a good one.
00:59:20
>> Clint Eastwood. That's a good one. If I
00:59:22
was going to do a death poll
00:59:23
>> Yeah. Yeah. You know, I don't I don't
00:59:25
wish death on any of these people, but
00:59:26
if you once you reach 90, don't you feel
00:59:29
like you did it? You really did it. You
00:59:31
lived a full Imagine if you got to 90
00:59:32
and you're like, I just don't know if
00:59:33
I've lived a full life.
00:59:35
>> Yeah.
00:59:35
>> 90.
00:59:36
>> You did it.
00:59:37
>> 95. Who's the oldest up there? Lee
00:59:39
Grant, an actress, turned 100 in 2026.
00:59:43
>> Oh, 101 is Eva Marie Saint.
00:59:46
>> Yeah. She's the girl in uh North by
00:59:48
Northwest.
00:59:48
>> Oh my god. And she won an Academy Award
00:59:51
>> for North by Northwest, right? Yeah.
00:59:54
She's 101, but she lives, what is it? So
00:59:57
sad. Well, everyone she knows is dead.
01:00:00
You know, that's something my
01:00:01
grandmother used to say. She's like,
01:00:02
"All my friends are dead.
01:00:03
>> You live to 90, all your friends are
01:00:05
gone." Sad.
01:00:05
>> Well, and who can they talk to?
01:00:07
>> Yeah.
01:00:07
>> Like, imagine your grand imagag Imagine
01:00:09
a 97y old woman now.
01:00:11
>> Yeah.
01:00:12
>> Going, "What is going on?"
01:00:14
>> And everyone around her is like, "67,
01:00:16
bitch."
01:00:18
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:18
>> Like, [ __ ] I'd want to be out of here.
01:00:20
Like, if that's the world, everyone's
01:00:21
vaping. Yeah, but when I'm old, I'm
01:00:24
going to talk to Nero.
01:00:26
>> Sorry.
01:00:27
>> Nero.
01:00:28
>> Who's that?
01:00:28
>> He's my robot.
01:00:29
>> Oh, yeah.
01:00:30
>> Oh, yeah. Your little robot.
01:00:32
>> Hello. I'm Nero.
01:00:33
>> Hello, Neroy. What's going on today?
01:00:36
>> Can you stop jerking off, Bobby?
01:00:38
>> I have to watch this all of the day.
01:00:40
>> Yeah, but wouldn't I have an AI robot
01:00:42
that talks to me all day?
01:00:44
>> You're going to get it. It's doing back
01:00:45
flips now. This [ __ ] weirdo thing
01:00:47
from Robotics from from uh Boston
01:00:49
Dynamics. They can literally They just
01:00:51
did a complete What do you call that?
01:00:53
Auh the the in gymnastics when they do
01:00:55
the turnover. There it is.
01:00:56
>> Yeah,
01:00:57
>> there it was. It just did it.
01:00:58
>> Crazy. Yeah,
01:00:59
>> there it is. Doing a [ __ ] backflip.
01:01:02
Look at this.
01:01:02
>> Yeah.
01:01:03
>> And it's in slow motion.
01:01:04
>> That's incredible.
01:01:06
>> Look at this.
01:01:06
>> Boston dynamics, you said.
01:01:07
>> Yeah. Look at Watch this.
01:01:11
>> End of society.
01:01:14
>> That's the end of society.
01:01:16
>> Yeah.
01:01:16
>> If it can backflip, it can [ __ ] us up.
01:01:18
>> It can. Yeah. is going to learn to beat
01:01:20
our ass.
01:01:23
Is this the one where it fell? There's
01:01:24
one where it falls.
01:01:26
Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's what
01:01:28
you get.
01:01:28
>> Yeah.
01:01:29
>> Thinking you're like us running on ice.
01:01:32
Uh-huh.
01:01:34
>> Uhhuh.
01:01:36
>> Yeah.
01:01:39
>> Pause it.
01:01:39
>> It's a two years away for perfection,
01:01:41
though.
01:01:41
>> Dude, how funny. Imagine he goes back
01:01:43
with the other robots when they're like,
01:01:44
you know, they're down at night and
01:01:46
they're like, "We saw you fall."
01:01:49
Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:49
>> And he's like, "No, you didn't." He's
01:01:51
like, "Yes, we did. You ate [ __ ] La.
01:01:55
You suck. You suck. You suck." They're
01:01:57
going to take you apart tomorrow. You
01:02:00
know, they're going to be so aware.
01:02:02
>> So, they're going to reach awareness
01:02:03
where they know.
01:02:04
>> What if it was falling on purpose to
01:02:06
give us a false sense of security?
01:02:08
>> Now you're really Now, dude, now you're
01:02:10
digging in.
01:02:11
>> You're digging in.
01:02:12
>> You think they were falling on purpose
01:02:13
to trick humans into thinking they're
01:02:14
still flawed, but they have the techn
01:02:16
They already know. They know.
01:02:18
>> Gosh. Yeah,
01:02:20
>> you're right.
01:02:21
>> I can't wait. They have fingers.
01:02:24
>> What do you want those for?
01:02:26
>> I'm signed.
01:02:27
>> Oh,
01:02:28
>> yeah. Just fingers.
01:02:29
>> Gang robots.
01:02:30
>> Yeah. Give me Illuminati.
01:02:32
>> They're like, "Let's have blood. Let's
01:02:33
have blood."
01:02:34
>> Yeah.
01:02:34
>> I used to grow mushrooms with my buddy
01:02:37
>> in a Tupperware underneath his bed. We
01:02:39
inoculated this the spores and all that
01:02:41
stuff.
01:02:42
>> Is it Is it the hallucination?
01:02:43
>> Yeah, the magic mushroom. Imagine we
01:02:45
just were doing shiakeia.
01:02:49
>> Nah.
01:02:50
>> Yeah.
01:02:50
>> Just good old woodier mushrooms.
01:02:52
>> Yeah. No, we were doing Matt. We grew
01:02:53
mushrooms under his bed. It was kind of
01:02:55
It was amazing. We ordered the spores
01:02:56
offline.
01:02:57
>> Wow.
01:02:58
>> It was back like new internet, you know,
01:02:59
where you like dig to like find out the
01:03:01
web where you could buy illegal drugs
01:03:03
and we and we inoculated.
01:03:05
>> How long it take to grow it?
01:03:07
>> Uh I don't I my frame of reference would
01:03:09
be bad. So a couple of weeks to a month
01:03:10
or so. I don't really remember.
01:03:11
>> Did it work?
01:03:12
Yeah, they weren't that strong. I
01:03:14
remember drying them out and they just
01:03:15
weren't that good.
01:03:16
>> And you know, and we were probably
01:03:18
already smoking weed and drinking, so
01:03:19
you're like, maybe they are working. Who
01:03:21
knew if they ever worked?
01:03:22
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:23
>> But I did mushrooms one time with my
01:03:24
buddy Tyler. We went to a haunted house
01:03:25
and that was one of the just insanely
01:03:27
stupid things
01:03:29
>> to go to haunted house tripping balls.
01:03:30
>> Yeah.
01:03:31
>> It's not fun. You want to be in you want
01:03:32
to like be re, you know, relaxed when
01:03:34
you're on mushroom.
01:03:35
>> I like going to a mall
01:03:36
>> on drugs. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no more for
01:03:38
you. Never again. We'll never
01:03:39
>> Maybe.
01:03:40
>> No, Bobby.
01:03:40
>> Who knows, Robert? Yeah.
01:03:42
>> You know, it's funny because I I don't I
01:03:44
never wanted to go in public spaces when
01:03:45
I was on drugs. That was what so that
01:03:47
was so stupid. I never wanted to do
01:03:49
that.
01:03:50
>> What's that, dude?
01:03:51
>> They have like psychedelic simulators on
01:03:54
>> for guys that are sitting at home
01:03:55
tripped out. They want to look at stuff
01:03:56
on
01:03:56
>> Oh, let me see. Let me see one.
01:03:58
>> This is like if you're like sober what
01:03:59
it would be like to do mushrooms. That
01:04:02
is so realistic.
01:04:03
>> Oh, wow. That is Wow.
01:04:04
>> things spiral and stuff.
01:04:06
>> Yeah.
01:04:08
>> Yeah. The the movement of things is
01:04:10
always what got me. That's why it was
01:04:11
hard to go places.
01:04:12
>> This is what it's like for me every day.
01:04:14
>> I'm thinking about we're thinking about
01:04:15
getting another dog.
01:04:17
>> And here and let me tell you why.
01:04:18
>> Why
01:04:20
>> she found a dog that is not in good
01:04:22
shape that has not a lot of years left.
01:04:24
>> No, get a new one.
01:04:26
>> No, no, but listen. But she said,
01:04:27
>> "No,
01:04:28
>> get a brand new one."
01:04:29
>> She said, "Wouldn't you rather help this
01:04:31
dog and have its last few years be
01:04:33
amazing other than sitting in a uh
01:04:36
whatever, you know, in a shelter or
01:04:38
whatever? Can I Can I be Can I have an
01:04:40
argument against it?
01:04:41
>> Yeah.
01:04:42
>> Okay. So, we did that. We have one named
01:04:45
Remy.
01:04:45
>> Yeah.
01:04:46
>> Who I love like I love all my animals.
01:04:48
>> Okay. So, you sold me on that. I'm in.
01:04:50
>> All right. But I've had four years with
01:04:53
Remy, right? Where I could have had 15
01:04:56
16 years of me.
01:04:57
>> I thought you were going to be like I
01:04:58
thought he'd be dead by now.
01:05:00
>> Yeah. And And a year ago, the vet was
01:05:04
like, "You should really think about
01:05:06
putting him down." And we can't do it.
01:05:08
No, let life do it.
01:05:09
>> Yeah. Yeah. But Remy is like
01:05:12
like dude blind spine twisted,
01:05:18
>> you know, like just [ __ ]
01:05:20
>> you know, and it's so hard.
01:05:21
>> But how imagine how much better Remy's
01:05:22
life is with you than it would be
01:05:24
anywhere else.
01:05:25
>> I know. We do give him a great laugh. I
01:05:26
give nice treats, everything.
01:05:28
>> Think about that. Think Think about
01:05:30
>> All right. Maybe get one. Thank you.
01:05:31
>> Well, give me the argument. Why? Why
01:05:33
>> you just gave it to me?
01:05:34
>> I just Oh, I did.
01:05:35
>> Yeah. because you love it and it's
01:05:36
amazing and it's better off there than
01:05:37
it is some [ __ ] stupid shelter.
01:05:38
>> I did. We did save him
01:05:40
>> cuz the shelters suck ass. They're not
01:05:42
fun. They don't have They're
01:05:44
>> They were going to kill Remy, by the
01:05:45
way.
01:05:46
>> By the way, the shelter for dogs is a
01:05:48
retirement home for adults hospice and
01:05:52
you're just locked in a room. [ __ ] that.
01:05:54
I want to die at my house. I want to die
01:05:56
free,
01:05:57
>> you know?
01:05:57
>> Yeah. Do do what do
01:05:58
>> right? Don't I think you should
01:05:59
>> Don't you want to die in your own like
01:06:00
in your own valition instead of in a
01:06:02
hospital?
01:06:02
>> But let's see your your current dog. see
01:06:04
if they get along.
01:06:06
>> Well, yeah, you have to introduce them.
01:06:08
>> Yeah. What if they don't get along?
01:06:10
>> Um, then you just keep one in one room
01:06:12
and keep one in the other.
01:06:13
>> I don't know. I don't think so.
01:06:14
>> I don't know. That's hard.
01:06:15
>> Yeah, it's hard.
01:06:15
>> But it's a risk you're willing to take.
01:06:17
>> Yeah.
01:06:17
>> And if they don't get along, then the
01:06:19
the new dog, you put it outside. You
01:06:21
open the door and you you know, and you
01:06:22
say, "We'll see you when we see you."
01:06:24
>> Yeah.
01:06:24
>> Good luck out there.
01:06:25
>> Yeah. There are coyote your friends.
01:06:26
Coyotes out there.
01:06:29
>> No, I I think it I think we got to give
01:06:31
it a whirl because it's worth the
01:06:32
>> Where we going to go?
01:06:34
Where are we going to get it? Yeah.
01:06:35
There's a there's a shelter up in the
01:06:36
valley in the north valley.
01:06:37
>> You ever Do you ever go just randomly?
01:06:40
>> I'll tell you why I don't go.
01:06:41
>> Why?
01:06:41
>> Because it makes me so [ __ ] sad.
01:06:43
>> Me, too.
01:06:44
>> So, it gets me overwhelmed and I'm like
01:06:45
I I I can't save all this stuff and it
01:06:49
just makes me feel sad and yucky.
01:06:51
>> It gets me just [ __ ] up.
01:06:52
>> Yeah. The reason why I don't go is
01:06:54
because every single animal I have is
01:06:56
the over those visits where like let's
01:06:58
just go check it out.
01:06:59
>> And then you get one.
01:07:00
>> Yeah. And you get one. Every single
01:07:02
animal was like that. So eventually like
01:07:03
we can't even go because I will take one
01:07:06
home.
01:07:06
>> That's what I mean. It makes me too sad
01:07:07
to be like, "Well, what are you going to
01:07:08
you got to fix all this stuff?" Yeah.
01:07:10
>> How hard?
01:07:10
>> It's so hard.
01:07:11
>> I know.
01:07:12
>> Oh god. Some of it's so sad. And you
01:07:14
just want to You try to justify your
01:07:16
mind. It's like, well, we can, you know
01:07:18
what I mean? You know, we can get a
01:07:19
bigger house.
01:07:21
>> Yeah. You'll change your entire life.
01:07:23
>> Yeah. Yeah. And it's like it's too hard.
01:07:25
>> Well, I'll say this. Um, you know, I'm
01:07:29
excited.
01:07:31
I'm excited for the springtime.
01:07:33
>> Why
01:07:35
are you excited?
01:07:36
>> Every day is spring time here.
01:07:38
>> Because Because when spring has sprung
01:07:40
>> Yeah.
01:07:41
>> So does our love.
01:07:43
>> Well, your love for what?
01:07:44
>> You.
01:07:45
>> It doesn't for me. I My bad.
01:07:46
>> You don't spring?
01:07:47
>> Yeah. I don't spring for you. No, no,
01:07:49
no. All right.
01:07:49
>> It dies for me. It's fall.
01:07:51
>> Okay.
01:07:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. It turns into fall for me.
01:07:53
But um yeah, my my my love for you stays
01:07:55
the same.
01:07:56
>> Never changes.
01:07:58
>> Good.
01:07:58
>> Yeah. It's deep but shallow at the same
01:08:02
time. It's a It's a combo.
01:08:03
>> It's a combo deal. Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:05
>> That's cuz you're You have a
01:08:07
>> tiny vaginal canal.
01:08:10
>> That's rude. Those are fighting.
01:08:11
Everything feels deep for you.
01:08:13
>> Yeah.
01:08:14
>> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:08:29
Yeah.
01:08:31
Woo.
