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You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> Oh, you two are something. >> We're bad friends.
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>> Here. Here we are once again together. >> You see my uh you see my fit today. I'm
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a Netflix guy. >> That I'm a Hulu guy. Dude, >> look at this. >> Whoa, dude. Where where's that club at?
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>> Look at that. Netflix sent me this jacket for doing the festival. >> Are you serious?
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>> And this hat? >> Yeah. didn't send me nothing. >> Seriously?
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>> Yeah. I mean, I got nothing. >> I got an email and it's >> interesting.
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>> Interesting. >> Please say yes. Please say yes. Please. Yes. >> Interesting.
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>> Interesting. Please. Press. >> No. You got a jacket. They sent you.
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They sent you. >> Is it a medium? >> Oh, yeah. >> Interesting.
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>> Interesting. >> The old dogs are the best dogs. >> No, no, no. That dude.
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>> That dude. And the Logan. >> I love Logan. I I I love you, Haley.
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>> That's so good. >> He's one of my favorite. He is my favorite, too.
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>> You know, my favorite is Connor. >> Oh, he's legend. >> Because my impression of Connor is
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literally flawless. >> I I know it is. And >> a raven. >> He's the king.
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>> He's the king, dude. >> You in >> You don't have to say that.
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>> It's so good, >> Mom. >> It's so good, dude. >> Mama,
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>> it's so good, dude. >> Would you perhaps be interested? >> Yeah, it's so good. and taking a walk.
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Oh yeah, >> he's the best. >> I was thinking about like they should
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love is love on the spectrum Japan. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Bro, it's the best show. >> It's the best show. Bake. Bake. Bake
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show is good. >> It's up there, too. We want to thank all the fans that came out to see us at the
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YouTube theater in Englewood, California for the Netflix is a jokefest. But the >> Thank you so much. That was a really
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good turnout and uh we got invited to the I think last year they had the Netflix brunch and we talked about it.
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Did we not? >> Isn't it every two years? >> It's every two years. It wasn't last
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year. It was two years ago. >> So two years ago there was a brunch. >> Ted Sarandos's house
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>> at Tret Tread >> Toured. >> Yeah. Tret Ted Sandos's house.
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>> Yeah. Careful. >> That a boy. Yeah. Poke him. I'm not poking.
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>> Hey, I heard what you guys said on the pod. >> Yeah. Yeah. I know. But um
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>> I heard you were very very punctual. First guy there. >> I was probably the first guy there. I
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was the first guy to leave. >> Mhm. >> It was me and Donell. >> You were?
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>> Yeah. Me and Well, you to did it almost a trick to me. >> It was a good bit. Yay.
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>> The ladies are here. The Filipino. >> Can we talk about the the trick real
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quick? >> Sit down, girls, and we'll chat a little bit. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, um,
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>> so we did the, uh, Ted Saranto's Netflix house. First of all, it was double the
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amount of people >> than the last photo. >> Wow. >> Everybody got an invite.
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>> Everyone got invite. >> That's why we went. >> I know. That's what it felt like
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>> once they knocked out all the legends. They were like, "What scragglers?"
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>> I know. I know. I go I looked around and go, I haven't got an open mic.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. There was definitely some micers. A couple bookers were there.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy. And then also the guests of other comedians. So what
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happens is this is what happens. All right. A big comedian will bring a smaller comedian and there's a smaller
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comedian will sneak into the photo. >> And I can I can name a couple. I don't
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want to put them out. You know what I mean? But there was sabotage on the photo which I'd like to talk about
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openly if I may. >> If I may. >> You may. >> Okay. So, I think Tom Sigura,
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>> if you watch the Big Shot, right, they had us throw us a ball toward the
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camera. >> They all made us take a play pinball like McDonald's play place. They made us
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grab a ball and they said, "We're going to throw it at the camera at the exact
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same time." >> Yes. So, what I did was not throw, >> right? >> I know the trick.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I just did when they said at three,
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right? They said, "We're going to count to three. At three, throw the ball. One,
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two, three." Everyone threw the ball. Not me. I did my best smile. All right. Cuz I know the trick, right?
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Cuz if I did any kind of motion, it would make So what Sigura did, which was crafty, right? When he threw, he exactly
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timed out where his hand went over Gre Greg Fitz Simmon's face. And if you look
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at the photo up close, find Tom Sigura. Greg Fitz Simmon's face is completely
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blocked out. >> Show him the photo. You didn't send it. >> I sent him the I sent him the big photo.
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>> Just got it now. There it is. >> Yeah. So go zuma in >> zoom in up where I am. I'm in the
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middle. See that me? >> Like where >> right there? Yeah. >> All right. So right to my right now
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there's right above me. Go closer. Go zoomed in closer. >> And there's Fitz's face.
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>> And there's his Fitz's face. And that's Siguru's hand. >> He [ __ ] him.
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>> And look at Theo, by the way. >> Yeah. >> Finally closing his mouth in a photo.
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>> Yeah. >> This guy for the first time ever. Yeah. And you want to see how uh Andrew
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handles these public events cuz he gets nervous. Go scroll to the left. Let's
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go. Scroll to the left there. >> Scroll to the left. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's not it. That's not it. That's not
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it. I don't know what that is. >> That is it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what that
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is. >> So, so see the big yellow ball there to the left. Zoom in there. And I No, right
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there. Zoom in there. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And that's me in the top corner. Right.
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>> Yeah. >> And I look at how happy >> like it's a basketball.
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>> You're Steph Curry. Look at that three-pointer, DUDE. WHY'D YOU
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THREEPOINT THAT BALL, DUDE? LOOK AT HOW HAPPY I AM. >> YEAH. YEAH. You are so miserable there.
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>> That smile. >> Yeah. >> So, first of all, they shuffle everyone
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in here and then all of the all of the um hungry give me need attention comics have have
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pushed their way to the front. Literally, >> all right, let's go to the front.
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>> And then I said and I said, I'll just stand in the back. I don't care. And the
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girl was like, just get down there. Go down there. And I said, don't worry about it. I I I don't want to do it.
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>> Yeah. But everyone that forced their way down to the front, I was like,
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>> you know, and look at Wait, zoom out a little bit and look to the right. Jeff
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Garland did catering that day, by the way. >> Dropping off a plate of >> No, but Jeff Garland did something very
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interesting, right? >> Interesting. >> Interesting. What he did was uh you
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don't know the reference because you haven't seen the show, but um >> Insane.
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>> It's insane. >> It's such a good show. >> Great show. Love on the Spectrum.
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>> Yeah. >> But anyway, Garland was the last guy to enter. I saw >> cuz you have to see you have to witness
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their behavior. Oh, that's smart. >> Right. And he's like, "Oh, I'll just go
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over to the wall and do a lean, >> right?" So now he's a focal point.
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>> That's exactly right. He's pulling. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's pulling focus.
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And that's an interesting thing. Interesting. >> Interesting. Yeah. >> And then um what? So then in the front,
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go to the front. Let's see who's in the front. Oo. >> Carrie Kenny. Uh next to Chappelle.
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>> Yeah. Matt Refe. >> Who has his hand? Oh. Oh, that's Robbie with Chappelle,
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>> right? Robbie Pra. >> Robbie Prael. >> Uh, where's Bert?
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>> He's to the right a little bit. >> Yeah, there he is. Matt Refe is above
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the guy in the red shirt. >> Bert. Bert is right behind Matt Refe. >> Yeah, that's above Matt Seinfeld is
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above. >> And that's Ted Sarandos right next to Sandler there. Next to Eddie Murphy,
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right in the middle of the black shirt. That's That's the Netflix dog next to
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David Letterman. >> Pretty cool class there. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And then let's go back up a little bit.
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>> Back up. Go zoom into my face one more time. >> Legends. >> Legends.
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>> And look at my face. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Couldn't be more anxious.
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>> I think you purposely did that. >> Okay. So, I talked to you candidly about
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this. I don't like these things. They give me really bad anxiety. I just get
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nervous and I get weird and I don't like it. >> Well, it's because Do you know why?
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>> Cuz I don't belong there. >> No. No. I'll tell you why. >> What?
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>> This is my theory. I don't get mad. >> Oh, yeah. >> Because Taylor Swift's not there.
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>> Oh, that's a good joke. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think it's not big enough,
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>> right? >> You need to hire Yeah. >> It's got to be Zuckerberg.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. YEAH. >> SO, COME ON. >> NO, it's just not funny. It's not funny.
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>> I mean, if it was funny, it'd be good. >> There it is. >> I know. What is that?
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>> But when things bomb, I do that. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. >> You should do that on stage.
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>> Yeah. I'm going to do that from now on on this podcast. I will lift myself up
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when something doesn't land. >> Yeah. But to me it is funny. And um if
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you zoom in, >> those are just tough tough for me to do. It's hard. Here's
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>> I talked to everybody about it. I walked up to everyone. I go, "How do you feel?"
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>> They go, "I don't feel comfortable and I feel anxious." >> It's anxietyinducing.
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>> And I said, "I feel the same way." But what I did was a couple of things.
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>> Well, you took your Lexa Pro first of all. >> I took my Lexa Pro and I went against my
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gut instinct on certain things. >> So, I walked up to people that I never knew. I never met and I just said, "Hey,
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I'm Bob. I'm a comic. I'm just a big fan." >> That's awesome.
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>> I did it to John Stewart. I have a photo with Bob Odenkirk. >> That's cool.
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>> Yeah. So, I would go up to people that I'm actually fans of and walked up and I
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went, "Now Eddie Murphy was one that I wanted to do that." >> Yeah.
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>> But it he has an aura that you can't you you just can't break that aura.
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>> He's perfect. >> You know what I mean? It's like an energy field or something. But he did
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shake my hand when he was walking up to his thing. >> He goes, "Hello, sir." And he he shook
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my hand. >> Wow. >> And I'm like, "Oh my god, you I couldn't
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believe I couldn't believe it. >> That's awesome." Yeah. >> No. So, this was it was amazing. It was
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beautiful to be around all these legends. It was incredible. I just It gave me It's a lot.
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>> It's hard because there's too many people. I like Look at that. Like
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there's Taylor Tomlinson up there. I didn't even see her there. That's what
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sucks is like there's people you didn't even see there. >> Kate Hudson's in front of me. I She was
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literally two people away from me. I didn't even see her. Well, you also asked WHO IS THAT?
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>> YEAH, BECAUSE in my mind I'm like, I don't know a comic that looks like that.
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>> I was like, you know her. >> Yeah, I know Kate, but it's like I
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didn't know it was her because in your mind it's like if you're going to like,
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you know, a football hall of fame and a cricket player's there. >> Yeah.
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>> So, like you're right. So, in your mind, you're like, what team? Falcons or you
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know, I mean, I don't know. You know, >> it was pretty cool though. It was it was
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a cool moment in time. And then when it was over, so here's this is my favorite
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place. >> Is Falcons a team? >> Yeah. Atlanta. >> Okay. Thank God. So then it's all over
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coming to a close. Bob and I get on the phone. He calls me and I share this. I called Louis. Louisie was in the car
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with Fitz and I called them because I thought it tickled me so much. Bob calls me and he's like, "Hey, are you still
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there?" And I was like, "Yeah, I wasn't. I was in my car." >> No, because Andrew had told me earlier
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on in the party, be the first to leave. >> You pulled me. He go as soon as the
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photo's over, you got to rush, >> got to get out of here >> to the, you know, I mean, valet because
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there's going to be a line. Mhm. >> So me and Donell Rings, he beat me.
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>> Mhm. Well, he's >> Yeah. Yeah. He's faster. >> Faster.
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>> And we both were running as with our ticket in in our hand. >> And we were the first to get to the
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valet. >> Right. >> You're right. But my car came first. >> Of course.
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>> Right. The blue >> parked across the street. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I saw it when I pulled in. >> Was it really? >> Yeah. They left you close.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Because I was the first guy there. >> They Mine Mine was about a mile away.
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>> Yeah. So then I left and then like maybe like 30 minutes later I call Andrew or
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did you call me? >> You called me. >> I called you about something and then
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you said I go what are you where are you at? And you're like I'm still at Ted
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Sandos's house. >> I lied. I was in the car. >> I know. But what did you then What did
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you say? >> So then I said I said dude you're he he said should I should I not have left?
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Because I he thought I was still there. And I said you're not going to believe
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this. >> I go dude oh no I'm sorry. We I called you back because I'd said d I said I'll
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talk to you later. So then I ruminated about this in my head and I called him back and I was whispering and I said,
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"Hey dude, you're not going to [ __ ] believe this." And he goes, "What?" I
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go, "We're inside Sarandos's master suite. He has a movie theater in here
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and it's me, Seinfeld, Letterman, Louie, John Stewart, and he's doing a private
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showing of new specials and stuff that are about to come out. It's incred." And
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then he asked me, "Where's Bobby?" And I lied for you. I said, "You were
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downstairs still." And he said, "Can you go get him?" So, I'm panicking. And he
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was like, "Are you [ __ ] Should I Oh my god. Should I come back?" And I was
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like, "You got to, dude. May I don't know, man. I got to go. I maybe come
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back." And I called Louis and Fitz and told him and they were like, "Are you
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going to tell him the truth?" I was like, "I have to. I have to [ __ ] it."
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Cuz he would have driven back to Sandos. >> I was I did a U-turn. >> Pulled into his driveway.
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>> I did a U-turn. I'm racing back to where you know the area, >> right? And then he called me back going,
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"I'm just kidding. But >> can you imagine?" He believed it for a
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second. I'm in Sarandos's master suite with Louis and Letterman and John. What?
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>> It's such a believable Come on, guys. It's a believable situation.
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>> For Andrew? Yes. >> Did they let us into the house? >> I mean, it's it's like you can't you
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don't even hide the meanness. >> No, I said for Andrew, it's unbelievable
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situation. I believe that he would be there. >> I'm agreeing with you.
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>> Oh, okay. Okay. They they didn't they didn't >> I'm so defensive towards you now that
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it's like I miss >> I gave you >> I ruminate about any you know >> I gave you a big hug the other day.
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>> You were drunk. >> Yeah, you were hammered. >> You were hammered. That doesn't count.
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>> We're doing that show soon with him. No, the comics weren't allowed in the house.
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Are you going to let all these pigs inside the house? That's insane. No chance. So So obviously we weren't
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allowed inside of the home of Ted Senos, but we were happy to be in the yard. Look at Feem. He was happy.
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>> Yeah, was happy. Yeah. But um >> I wasn't unhappy. I was That's my face.
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I get very anxious at these. I get nervous out of my mind. Yeah. >> And then Sher O Terry right there next
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to me who is one of the greatest legends. >> Oh, I love Sher. Yeah. >> Legends
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>> turned to me and said, "Are Do you have enough room? Are you okay?" I said, "I'm
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fine. I don't need to I can I don't need to like wiggle into the thing." And cuz
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I'm like on a side standing on a side thing. >> Yeah. >> And she said, "What's wrong?" I said,
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"This >> these things make me so uncomfortable." >> I know.
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>> And and she said, "Give me a hug." And she gave me the biggest [ __ ] hug.
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>> And it it I still made that face for the photo. >> Yeah. >> But inside I felt incredible cuz she's a
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a legend. It was incredible to see some of these people, man. >> It was really incredible. Yeah.
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>> And then, man, what a night I had after our show. >> Adam, right? Look at him.
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>> Yeah. >> So, just for the fans, so I can say this. So, cuz it feels incredible. It
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feels incredible. >> After we did our show at the YouTube theater that the girls were at.
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>> Yes. >> Thank you for coming. >> Amen. >> I get an invite to go to this Dave
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Chappelle afterparty. >> Oh god. Amazing. >> I go to this afterparty. It's for agents
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and managers. It's a decoy. >> Oh, tell me about this. >> I walked in and I was like, "Oh no, this
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is the decoy party." Cuz everyone was like, "Is Dave going to be here?" And
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you could tell right away. You're like, "Oh, no. This is for agents and
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managers." And then I get my phone back cuz they're locked up. I walk outside
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and I texted Chappelle. I said, "I'm sure you're getting blown up. I think I
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got the wrong thing. Are you guys at another spot?" He goes, "Yo, pull up." Almost immediately, he
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was like, "You got to pull up. Who are you with?" I said, "My buddy, a few of
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my friends." I said, "I'm with three black adult men if that helps."
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>> Uh, and he said, "It does." And I went to >> I know one of them.
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>> Who? >> That's a good thing. Devantree, EP, and my buddy Spank.
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>> Oh, EP was there. >> Yeah. Okay. >> And then so we go to this other spot
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that's like six blocks away. >> I walk in, the inside child, You're not
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going to relate to this as much, but the inside >> I'm I'm all with it, though.
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>> The child inside of me explodes. I'm chilling. >> It was insane.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> I walk in and on stage there's 40 people on stage is Talib Kali and Most and
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they're doing basically half of Black Star the album, right? And then it starts to flood in with people like more
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people are starting to catch on to like >> Oprah >> they're performing. Oprah was on drums
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>> on more. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So then Buster Rimes Dennis Rodman
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>> Dennis Rodman was there. Buster Rimes gets on stage >> and I was already like this is insane.
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>> And then I hear like a lot of people shuffling around and talking. >> And Kanye gets on stage.
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>> No >> my hand to God. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
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>> Holy [ __ ] >> Kanye, >> is it the night that we did last Friday
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night where we when we did our show >> after our show? >> Yeah. It's interesting that I wasn't
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invited with your little charade. >> You went to go get food. >> Oh yeah. Okay.
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>> You literally were like, "I'm going to go eat." And I was like, "I think we're
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going to go to the Chappelle thing up." He heard me say it. I was like, "I think
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I'm going to go to the Chappelle thing." And you were like, "We're going to go
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get food." >> So you [ __ ] off your own opportunities cuz you could have been there. And I was
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in the front row. I went right up to the front I wanted to watch Kanye. He was in
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military boots and he kept doing that thing where he kind of smiles where he goes,
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>> "Wow, >> he smiles and takes it away." And they played It All Falls Down. Uh, and then
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he did they did a few other songs and he was actually rapping. It was wild to see.
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>> Wow. >> And all that anti-semitism went right out the window. >> Right out the window.
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>> Right out the window. It was incredible to see him live like that. That close.
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It was bananas. >> That's what's insane. And how many people were there in the audience?
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>> I would I would argue by the time that he got on stage cuz people were going
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outside to text. Like people had got their yonder bags unlocked to go text friends, try to sneak into this, you
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know, this venue. >> Wow. Wow. >> Probably 200 at the most. >> Oh my god.
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>> It was like the O. Maybe less. Maybe like 150. It was >> [ __ ] incredible. What time is it?
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>> Midnight or 1 in the morning. >> I was asleep. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was dead.
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>> You were never going to come to that. >> I was dead asleep when Kanye was doing
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his. >> Do you know who Talquy is or no? >> I am him. That's how much I'm a fan.
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>> Good answer. Hey, I am it. >> Anyway, we had a great show. We appreciate all the fans coming to the
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Bad Friend show. And here are the two of our favorite girls that that did the show with us.
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>> Yeah. >> Our Filipino friend. >> Isa and Jules. >> Rudy Jewels.
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>> Isa, those shoes are phenomenal. >> It's hers. >> Those are dope.
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>> Yeah. >> And she never wears shoes. And your mom came. >> Yeah.
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>> She was flirting with me so hard backstage. >> She loves orange dick.
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>> She does. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Orange dick. >> Yeah. >> She goes, "Where is your
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>> I can't say orange. Why? >> Huh? Why can't I say that? >> You can.
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>> And I did. >> She's >> America first. >> She asked me where my dressing room was
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many times. She goes, "Can I go to your dressing room?" >> I said, "Sure, man. Come to my dressing
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room." >> Yeah. >> He told Bobby was going to push her while you were doing your set
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>> onto the stage. >> Yeah. >> Can't have a moment of my own, huh?
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>> Are you out of your >> Always got to sabotage my bit. >> Are you out of
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>> Can't have a moment of my own. >> Are you out of your gorge? As soon as
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the spotlight's not on you, boy oh boy, does it get dark. Huh? >> Do you think you think I would do that?
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Are you insane? >> Yes, you absolutely would. >> I would never do that.
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>> Lie lie. >> I just grabbed her and I kind of pushed her toward stage. I go interrup Andrew
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said, but I would never push her all the way in. >> Are you telling me for a second that you
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wouldn't run a bit like that? >> Not Not in front of that many people.
00:18:54
No. >> Yes, you would. >> I wouldn't. >> Who believes that he wouldn't do that? I
00:18:59
don't think he would. So, he'd be too afraid. >> Yep. There we go. How about you,
00:19:02
Andreas? >> Yeah. I don't think he ever would. Yeah. Thank you so much. So funny. Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:06
Mc >> I think he would cuz you got the balls. >> Yeah. You know what you did?
00:19:11
>> You tongue kissed a man. >> No, you I was there. >> I was there.
00:19:17
>> You stuck your tongue out and you guys did a little swirly swirl. >> You did
00:19:21
>> in front of my face. And you are my friend. Yeah, >> that is actually right.
00:19:28
>> That's exactly like gay, right? Bobby did that to six other guys. >> I didn't open my mouth and do a tongue
00:19:34
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00:19:38
>> No open mouth. I don't want haunt virus. >> I've already had four times.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't have all the experience kissing men that you do. I don't know how to do
00:19:46
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>> But you never said havirus. >> Yeah, I thought it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I
00:19:58
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00:20:12
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00:20:18
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00:20:21
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night from Massive. Yeah. Rudy. Rudy. Of all those people. >> Yeah. >> And then you said one thing.
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>> I I waved. >> That's true. Isa, you didn't say anything. >> I think East needs a bigger pop from the
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fans. I think she needs to come out and they need to explode more. >> Yeah, I think so, too.
00:23:53
>> Cuz she's our secret weapon. >> She's a secret weapon. Yeah.
00:23:55
>> The funny She's the new funniest girl on the show. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:58
>> You know, you've been overtaken by a mile cuz you've changed. >> I haven't changed.
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>> You 100% are a different person. >> Oh, really? Last night I was at the
00:24:05
house and she was working out, right? You're exercising at late at night. SHE'S LIKE
00:24:15
HAKA. >> RIGHT. And then like with weights, >> you doing the haka? >> Yeah. Yeah. Right. And I was going, IT'S
00:24:22
ONE IN THE MORNING. I WHAT ARE YOU DOING? She's like, I have a model shoot Tuesday.
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>> OH. AND THEN she showed me photos of other models that are going to be there and
00:24:32
like I'm not high. >> Yeah. But she was like working. I go, "It doesn't work in one night."
00:24:39
I mean, you have to be doing this every day for like 2 years. >> Forever. >> Forever. Yeah. Yeah. Do you work out?
00:24:44
>> Like she was doing it. >> Yeah. >> No, don't worry about it.
00:24:48
>> I I think I say don't work out. >> Don't work out. >> Everybody don't do it. Everyone should
00:24:52
stop. >> Look at this blob of yellow garbage. >> Still rocking. >> Still rocking. Still no p-ups, no
00:24:57
cancer, nothing. That's true. My butthole. My butthole. Good. You got checked.
00:25:00
>> Yeah. In my butthole. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But yeah, so she was working out and
00:25:04
then um >> you never guys talked about um Coachella. >> Oh, because this is the first time.
00:25:13
>> Yeah. >> We've been here since >> You guys had so much fun. We
00:25:16
>> So fun. It was so fun. >> Would you go back? >> I would. I don't think she would.
00:25:21
>> You Why won't you go back? >> There's so much people. >> So much people.
00:25:24
>> Oh my god. Give me a [ __ ] break. You hated it. You spoiled brat. >> You hated it.
00:25:31
>> You spo. I went for you. You spoiled brat. And I'm going to tell you
00:25:34
something right now, Andrew. Okay. >> And you're just getting me off my
00:25:38
rockers right now. >> All right. >> Rock off, DOG. >> GET OFF MY LAWN. THAT'S THE ENERGY THAT
00:25:43
I HAVE right now. Get off my lawn. Okay. >> Get off his lawn. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
00:25:50
>> I'm so furious. I have to slowly get this up. I'm so sorry. Get off my
00:25:53
[ __ ] Go for it, man. >> All right. Uh, >> interesting. >> Okay, so um
00:25:58
I'm sorry, Shelly. Oh, did I step on you, Shelly? >> How How does she even stand him?
00:26:06
>> It's all right, JAMES. >> You know, they're doing get ready with
00:26:11
me tutorials and it's amazing. He's putting on She's putting on She's taking
00:26:14
off makeup and putting on moisturizer and he is doing the voice over. It's [ __ ] incredible.
00:26:19
>> Oh, I got to watch now. She's Shel's applying moisturizer. Amazing. Ah,
00:26:24
>> yes. So, you know, >> youthful glow. >> It's amazing. >> Great improvis.
00:26:31
>> Thanks. >> They should have cast you on SNL. >> I could have made Mad TV.
00:26:37
>> I I honestly believe cuz you were this close >> to SNL. >> No, I was pretty far away.
00:26:42
>> No, there's no way. You flew to New York and did in front of Lauren.
00:26:46
>> Yeah, it wasn't right for me. You know what's right for me? >> What?
00:26:50
>> Bad friends. What I'm saying though is >> this is the only show that matters.
00:26:53
>> They missed out so badly because this is the best guy out there. >> No, no, no. I would have drowned
00:26:57
>> because of characters and impressions and all that. Dude, you would have
00:26:59
killed it. >> I would have drowned. They they I would >> No, you're the you're you hit the ball.
00:27:03
You're Daryl Strawberry. >> I do cocaine. >> No, no, no. Hit the ball. You hit the
00:27:08
ball. >> Strawberry is the man. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Shout out to So, I want to go I want to
00:27:11
go back. Let's take >> Take it back. Take it back. Take it back. Take it back.
00:27:14
>> Take it back. Take it back. Take it back. >> All right. I went to Coachella.
00:27:18
>> I did not want to go. M >> I did it for you guys, right? So then I
00:27:21
ask you guys to do one thing for me, right? And you guys are like, "We will
00:27:25
not do that." >> What they do? >> I want to go to Magic Mountain.
00:27:28
>> Magic Mountain's great, >> right? And they're like, "No, something
00:27:31
else." And I go, >> you know what I mean? One trip to Magic Mountain, you know what I mean, is
00:27:36
lighter than a trip to Coachella. >> I would argue you taking them to Coachella and paying for the tickets is
00:27:42
worth five Magic Mountain trips. >> Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Five or six.
00:27:46
>> Well, yeah. Six. Six. Six. Yes. But five? Absolutely. >> Absolutely. Five.
00:27:52
>> Yeah. At least. >> Yeah. At least. Right. >> I've already went to Magic Mountain.
00:27:55
>> Does that It doesn't matter. >> Did you go with him? >> Yeah. You were You You were there, too,
00:28:00
>> right? >> Yeah. You were there, too? Yeah. >> Okay. So, that's one trip.
00:28:04
>> That's one trip. No, I'm asking him for two, and I deserve five.
00:28:07
>> I agree. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do the math. >> And we took you to In-N-Out afterwards.
00:28:10
>> Yeah. Do the That whole day was incredible. >> It was just It's too
00:28:14
>> Okay. So, >> so scary. >> Yeah. So, they won't do it. >> Whiny baby. So then I gave them two
00:28:18
options. >> Move out. >> No. >> Okay. >> No. Magic Mountain
00:28:24
>> or skydiving. >> Oh. >> Oh. >> And what do you No. E snow.
00:28:29
>> They're both like death. >> That no one dies at skydiving. >> YEAH. YEAH.
00:28:35
>> Magic Mountain. Yeah. Yeah. What's more safer, skydiving or Magic Mountain?
00:28:39
>> I I would imagine maybe skydiving. >> I think skydiving is more safer.
00:28:42
>> No, cuz Magic Mountain people don't die. While there is no single p public record
00:28:46
up to date for injuries, six flags magic mount reports are valid. 109 injury complaints, but that's it. No deaths. No
00:28:52
deaths. >> No deaths. >> Yeah, you'll break an arm. >> Big deal. You got another one.
00:28:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. You break. We go to like Renfair >> because it's this weekend's the last
00:29:01
weekend and I'm on the road. >> Skydiving accidents are rare with roughly 10 to 20 fatalities per year in
00:29:06
the United States. Over three million annual jumps. So that's not bad. It's
00:29:09
not bad. So 10. >> So skydiving or magic mountain? >> I'll do magic mountain.
00:29:13
>> Magic Mountain. Okay. >> I think it should be skydiving or bungee
00:29:17
jumping. >> Oh, no. I can't do that. >> Yeah. Bungee. >> No, that's
00:29:22
>> You're You're more apt to skydive than bungee jump. >> Yeah, cuz bungee jumping it's just like
00:29:29
I don't know. >> Yeah. So is skydiving. >> YEAH, BUT YOU'RE WITH SOMEONE.
00:29:34
>> You're falling. >> But you're with someone. No. >> Yeah. Yeah. You're with a
00:29:37
insurrectionist like January 6th guy. >> Hey man, you know, >> bungee jumping is very sick. One in
00:29:44
every million great >> easy it >> nobody dies. >> No one dies.
00:29:49
>> That's too scary. >> One death per year globally. And and that guy wanted to die.
00:29:54
>> He wanted to die purpose. He went n >> unhook the caravan. >> Yeah. Yeah. That would be a fast painful
00:30:02
death >> hitting the ground. You know what the worst part would be? >> It would explode, right?
00:30:08
>> I mean you'd pop for sure. Yeah. Especially if you ate that morning.
00:30:11
>> Yeah. The worst would be it goes down then it comes back up and then it losing
00:30:14
it then would be even worse. >> What do you mean? >> Like when the bungee goes and then it
00:30:19
goes if you fell from the set from like you feel like the the bounce it held you
00:30:23
and then it didn't held you. >> Oh, you hear a snap when you're going
00:30:26
up. >> Oh my Oh my lord. >> That would [ __ ] >> that would [ __ ] you up.
00:30:30
>> Cuz you feel like you survived THE FIRST >> RIGHT. RIGHT. YOU WOULD HEAR THE SNAP,
00:30:33
TOO. >> Oh my god. >> And you're like, what is that? And you do calculations. I'm dead.
00:30:38
>> I'm dead. >> I died. I'M [ __ ] DEAD. >> LET me die.
00:30:41
>> Yeah, me die. >> Yeah. So, skydiving, bungee, or magic mountain? >> Magic.
00:30:47
>> Magic Mountain. >> We open with what? >> X2. >> X2. You must
00:30:52
>> open with X2. >> Oh gosh, it's the best one. >> It's the best one. Yeah,
00:30:57
>> it's the most fun. >> It's the most fun. Yeah, cuz you start
00:30:59
off backwards. There's fireballs. >> Love the fireballs. >> We love the fireballs.
00:31:05
>> And once you survive the fireballs, everything's pretty, you know, >> easy after that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What
00:31:09
are you going on the Joker or something like that? It's a cakewalk. All that
00:31:12
stuff. >> Look at this. >> Oh my. >> Yeah. Look at this. >> And the speakers pumping and the sound
00:31:17
screams. I love it. >> You're going to die. You're going to die today. YOU DIE TODAY. WE'LL DIE TODAY.
00:31:27
Die today. >> It's going to be great. It's going to be so much fun.
00:31:31
>> Oh my gosh. He doesn't even want to go though. >> Who? >> Your girlfriend.
00:31:40
Okay. I have a girlfriend >> and she doesn't want to go. >> Yeah.
00:31:44
>> Yeah. >> But she's going. >> If she doesn't go that or or skydiving
00:31:49
>> or skydiving, it's duty. >> Yeah. Girlfriend duty. >> But we'll follow her if she doesn't.
00:31:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's called duty. Okay. >> Not that I'm a king, right? But I'm a
00:32:01
crown prince. >> You're not the crown. >> You're not the crown prince.
00:32:05
>> WHAT AM I THEN? >> It's her. She's the crown prince. >> I'M A BUTLER. WOW.
00:32:09
>> WOW. She's the crown princess. >> Yeah. >> Why >> call her sweetheart?
00:32:14
>> Yeah. >> Tell us more. >> Sweetheart. >> He gets really nice when she's around.
00:32:22
>> Yeah. He's so nice. >> Yeah. >> When she's around. >> We had dinner last night and it was He
00:32:27
was very nice. He was like, >> "So, she should be around more." >> Yeah.
00:32:31
>> Yeah. He turns into a better version of Bob. >> Mhm. >> He doesn't even fart in front of
00:32:34
>> Yeah. that I find hard to believe. >> You know, I I sneak away. >> Yeah.
00:32:41
>> You know what I do? She's in the bed and I'll go all the way down my hallway cuz
00:32:45
I have a little hallway in my right. I go to the very end of the front the door of my bedroom.
00:32:49
>> I squeeze my cheese and it goes kind of do it like you know >> like an agent orange.
00:32:54
>> Oh, you do open your >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I go >> and then I let the smell simmer there
00:33:00
cuz what happens is I don't know if you know about science, you know what I mean? But it follows you like a stalker.
00:33:07
Like a like a stalker in the night. You know what I mean? A little Richard Ramirez,
00:33:12
>> right? Following you in the night. Okay. >> So, I let Richard dissipate.
00:33:17
>> Let him like a little fart >> and then I'll I'll go back into the
00:33:20
arena, >> right? And lay down. But sometimes what happens is there's a little bit of
00:33:26
another, you know, I mean, Zodiac Killer that comes after. >> So, I have to leave the bed again and
00:33:31
release the Zodiac after a little aftershock. So that repeats several times over the night depending on if I
00:33:37
had ice cream or not, >> right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Remember when you farted on Andrew's
00:33:41
wife? >> That's good growth. >> Dude, dude, are you are you trying to
00:33:49
start a war? >> No, I'm just saying that's >> Hey, because that was let go in the
00:33:52
past. He was so mad. >> Yeah. So, what are you trying to do? >> I'm saying that's beautiful character
00:33:57
growth. You're growing up. >> Oh my god, dude. Why would you bring that off, dude?
00:34:05
That dude, we almost ended. It was The Beatles are over. You mean Yoko had entered. I mean, it was, you
00:34:12
know, it was bad. >> Yoko farted. >> Yeah. >> On Paul's wife.
00:34:19
>> It was bad. >> It was bad. He pulled me aside and he goes, "You don't ever do that again."
00:34:24
>> In a million years. >> Yeah. And I locked eyes with them and just through the eyes I can see, right?
00:34:30
Don't ever do that again. >> Evil. Evil. Dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was bad. But yes. What else um
00:34:36
have you noticed about me? >> You're just sweeter and nicer and you're
00:34:41
very like cuddly with her. >> Mhm. >> It's cute. >> You're a new man.
00:34:46
>> No, I'm cuddly with all creatures. >> Like my dogs and cats, >> right? But who?
00:34:52
>> It goes dogs, cats, girlfriend. >> Well, I've known my dogs and cats
00:34:57
longer. >> That's true. >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah. And um you know I have a
00:35:02
connection with Gobi, my first dog I've ever had. >> Yeah. >> She's still with me and she looks at me
00:35:10
like, "Dad, >> she's your she's that." >> Yeah. So it's like there's a there's a
00:35:14
connection there. So it's like I can't put that in order yet. >> I agree.
00:35:18
>> You know, >> you're right. Yeah. There is no order yet. >> Yeah. So um
00:35:21
>> how are you feeling? >> Me you want to talk about it? >> Yeah. So let's talk about Carlos's head
00:35:27
transplant. >> Do you want to talk? I mean, it looks it looks >> No, I'm feeling good right now. Yeah,
00:35:31
>> you're not in any sort of pain. >> It's just a little sore, but it's been
00:35:33
like >> Big shout out to Bosley for doing the hair. >> Yeah. Congratulations. Wow.
00:35:37
>> Duck down a little bit. Let's see. Let's see. Just the Yeah. >> Wow. Yeah. That's what's going to
00:35:41
happen. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But it's been going well. >> It's going to look like when we first
00:35:46
met. >> Exactly. >> That's crazy. >> Could the hairline be a little lower?
00:35:50
>> Well, they were trying to be realistic. They like There's not enough graphs in
00:35:54
the back to put on top. Imagine if the hairline was down to your eyebrow and it was just hair all the way out. That'd be
00:35:59
a cooler look. >> But it would stop up here and that would have no hair in the back.
00:36:02
>> Wait, that's No one looks like that. That's amazing. >> Oliver Tree or something.
00:36:06
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But I have a I have I have a thought that you're going to get the hair and
00:36:11
you're going to still buzz your head anyway and you're going to keep it short.
00:36:15
>> I I want to grow it out once I get it, but I Yeah, I want to do the slick back.
00:36:19
>> You got to No, don't do the slick back. >> I like slick back.
00:36:22
>> No, dude. Grunge. Oh, see that's kind of cool, too. Yeah, that's cool, too.
00:36:25
Crazy. Like, I've been on the road. >> It's gonna take a long time to grow a
00:36:28
grunge hair. >> A mad scientist. It's He has what? 40 more years to do it.
00:36:33
>> Yeah, >> I know. >> A little bit less. >> I lie out. >> Yeah, a little less.
00:36:37
>> I know. You and I >> You guys think you're going to die before or that I'll die before you?
00:36:41
>> There's a chance. >> There's a chance. And um I would like to
00:36:44
talk about if I may. >> May. >> Oh gosh. >> What? >> We're about to hear Bobby's side of the
00:36:51
story. >> Oh my god. That makes me so mad. >> What? >> Dude, that puts me in such a rage.
00:36:57
>> What's wrong? >> That that because as if >> there are two sides there.
00:37:01
>> There's no there's no this it's not Rashimon. It's a person. I'll reference that of
00:37:06
anyway. It's not You know what I mean? A two-sided situation. >> It's one clear side. Oh, you almost did.
00:37:12
Why didn't you call him? Because he would have BEEN ON MY SIDE. >> I CALLED you to because I knew Andrew
00:37:18
would see things to >> I want to hear your side. Can I hear your side? That's a good strategy for me to go
00:37:23
first. >> It's a brilliant strategy. >> Yeah. So, you can come up with things to
00:37:27
defend your Okay, I'll just go >> Queen's Gambit here, dude. You got to
00:37:30
find out. >> No, I'll go because there's certain I'll go first. I want to go first.
00:37:33
>> No, I want to go first. I'll tell you why. Right. >> It's a good boundary. I'll respect.
00:37:36
>> There's certain things that I want to omit from in the story. >> Copy.
00:37:42
>> That's why I want to go first. >> So, what is it? >> Do people like listening to this stuff
00:37:44
or No, >> we don't know what it is yet. That's true. >> That's absolutely true. But these kind
00:37:56
of personal like I mean conflict. >> Yes, man. >> Okay. >> What is it?
00:37:59
>> All right. So, um >> I played uh New Jersey Pact. >> Wellington.
00:38:06
>> Yeah. And then we did >> Wellmon. Sorry. Well, >> yeah. >> Yeah. And then we did uh Medford Packed,
00:38:10
>> right? Saturday. Saturday I had a little problem in Atlantic City. >> Okay.
00:38:18
>> Oh, yeah. >> What happened? What what what was the laugh about me may I ask per se
00:38:22
>> because I'm having a trauma response. >> Yes. What? >> Having a trauma response. I remember
00:38:26
>> trauma. Interesting. >> Interesting. What happened? >> So um I I I first of all for weeks I was
00:38:32
like can I get out of this gig? >> You don't want to go to AC. >> It's that it's just that when you you
00:38:37
know before you go to a gig and you know there's that blue dot epidemic. You know
00:38:41
what that is? >> Oh yeah. >> No. >> You know about the blue dot epidemic?
00:38:45
>> Is that antivirus? >> No. It's different. >> He doesn't have it ever. So that
00:38:48
>> I know he doesn't ever have the blue dot. >> What are you talking about?
00:38:51
>> Blue dots on ticket master. >> Oh. Oh, the seats. Oh, right. Yeah.
00:38:54
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What's your problem? >> You just >> What are you angry about?
00:38:58
>> I asked you what the >> What is going on? >> I don't know.
00:39:05
>> Are you okay? >> I I don't think I am. >> You're on edge.
00:39:07
>> I know. I don't He He does it. >> Well, what happened? >> I'm going to tell you right now. Fine.
00:39:12
>> All right. So, not a good show, right? I I think I did pretty good given the
00:39:17
circumstances. >> Yeah. >> In terms of responsib um I get off stage and I'm sweating and
00:39:34
I'm on the verge of tears. I'm literally on the verge of tears cuz I'd never seen
00:39:38
anything like that. You know what I mean? where it's like I'm so grateful
00:39:42
that they all came out to support me, but you know, I was just disappointed in turnout,
00:39:46
>> right, which rarely happens. And I was in the green room on the verge of tears,
00:39:51
right? And I'm literally I'm calling my agents. >> Yeah. >> No one's picking up. That's
00:39:56
>> right. And I'm just sitting there like hunched over like that, sweat dripping
00:39:59
in the verge of tears. And then all of a sudden, I see cameras go on. >> Somebody walks in with camera, two
00:40:07
cameras, >> mone >> iPhone. No, it he invites a Tik Tocker >> to do a video with me and I don't know
00:40:15
what's happening. >> Who is this person? Someone he's already met.
00:40:18
>> I've already met him, but it's like you before the show I want to know who's
00:40:22
going to come and do a video with me after the show, right? Is that a proper and fair thing? Yeah.
00:40:28
>> He doesn't tell me. >> Okay. >> Right. So, I'm sitting there like and I
00:40:31
then I have to in that moment >> turn it on. >> Turn it on. So I'm like, "Hey,
00:40:38
you know what I mean?" And he's like, "Hey." And I'm doing now I'm reading off
00:40:42
an advertisement that he has on his phone for his new product. >> But you didn't have to do that in real.
00:40:47
>> I I'm just saying I I I didn't know what was going on. >> Yeah.
00:40:50
>> Yeah. I mean, because there's no prep from my tour manager. >> Yeah.
00:40:53
>> Right. And then, right, >> he leaves, it's done, and I look at
00:40:58
Carlos and I go, "What the [ __ ] was that?" And then he gets defensive. YOU
00:41:02
LIKE GOOD [ __ ] OH, like good [ __ ] >> And I go, "What do you mean?" He's like,
00:41:09
"I THOUGHT YOU GO. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE IT." RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
00:41:12
SO THAT'S WHY I DID IT. >> I go, "Yeah, but I want to be [ __ ] pre-prepared if I knew a Tik Tocker was
00:41:17
going to come in and do a video, especially with a night like I had tonight."
00:41:20
>> Right. >> Right. Your honor. >> Yes. Case heard. >> Okay. Did you get good [ __ ]
00:41:26
>> No. >> Defense. My defense is that I didn't know they were going to be filming when
00:41:31
they walked in. And I wanted to surprise Bobby on this tough night with two free
00:41:35
pairs of Golden Goose shoes. And >> what did that have to do with the Tik Tockers?
00:41:40
>> That was the Tik Tocker was bringing that for >> they could but but after the show had
00:41:44
went the way it went and knowing that the blue dot virus was going on this night.
00:41:48
>> Did you not think to preemptively say let's hold off until a little bit after
00:41:51
the show or you just let him come in? >> I let him come in without preparing
00:41:55
without preparing me. >> You're right. I want it to be a surprise, but I want I in my defense, I
00:42:00
apologized and said this happened on my watch. I'm sorry, Bob. >> I did say that, but in what world do I
00:42:06
not say that? >> See, see what he's doing right now. >> Yeah, >> he's winning the case.
00:42:10
>> He's not winning the case. >> No, no, he's not winning the case.
00:42:12
>> I'll tell you why. >> Yeah. Well, I'm the judge, but yeah,
00:42:14
>> I'll tell you why. >> Please. >> Now, we're at dinner afterwards, right?
00:42:17
And I look at Carlos because in my mind, >> Gilbert from Pigerbelly was there as
00:42:23
well. Mh. >> In my mind, I thought that Gilbert had set it all up. So now I'm livid at
00:42:28
Gilbert. >> Ah, so he's not even taking the phone. >> Right. So I look at Carlos. I look at
00:42:32
Carlos and I go, I'm so pissed off at Gilbert right now. And you're like, why?
00:42:36
Because that I love the guy that came in. It was just the wrong timing. >> Sure.
00:42:40
>> Right. And I go because of that situation. And you go, oh yeah, yeah. I
00:42:43
mean, we're we're both You know what I mean? >> Your honor. We're both. And then I And
00:42:48
did I not take when Gilbert sat down at the table? Did I not pull him aside? And
00:42:52
I was confused because when we walked into the restaurant, I said, >> "That energy just passionate lawyer."
00:42:57
>> Look at the manager. Energy. >> I'm a passionate lawyer. >> Thank you, your honor. There's going to
00:43:02
be order in this court. >> Yeah, there'll be order. >> Okay. There there must be order in this
00:43:05
court. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But I want to tell you about what happened when we were walking into the
00:43:09
restaurant, >> which is I told him that wasn't Gilbert. LIKE >> WHO YOU OH MY GOD, YOU LIED. PIECE OF
00:43:15
[ __ ] >> YOU LIED TO THE JUDGE. >> AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING YOU
00:43:19
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>> Sunday night we do a show in Boston. >> Yeah. >> Right. And as a tour manager, you know,
00:47:12
you don't eat all day. >> Why not? >> I just I ate a little light meal because
00:47:17
you think after the show you're going to eat. >> Oh, okay. So, the tour manager,
00:47:20
>> we had reservations at the Bobby's for nothing. Go ahead. >> As a tour manager, you're supposed to
00:47:28
set up a meal. >> Yeah. Which >> we go to the restaurant after >> sustained
00:47:32
>> after the show and we walk in and the host goes, >> "We're closed."
00:47:38
>> PF Chens. >> No. >> And I look at Carlos go, "What? >> He didn't say we're closed."
00:47:44
>> What did he say? >> He said the kitchen closes in 30. >> NO, THAT THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID.
00:47:49
>> HE DID SAY THAT HE WAS AN IM HE WAS AN IMMIGRANT. DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE AND
00:47:53
I thought we would get celebrity treatment like >> now I'm going to call somebody.
00:47:57
>> Oh my god. >> Now I'm going to call somebody that was there. >> That's insane.
00:48:00
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm going to And you don't say anything. Okay.
00:48:03
>> Witness. >> Yeah. I have a witness right here. You don't say anything.
00:48:05
>> I won't because I'm excited. >> All right. Cuz you are excited. Okay.
00:48:08
>> Is this Gilbert? You're calling? >> No. Ramsay my opener. >> Oh, right.
00:48:11
>> Oh, yeah. He's not compromised. Shh. >> Hello. >> Hi. Um, so, um, you're on Bad Friends
00:48:21
right now. >> Hey. >> Okay. So, you know, after the Sunday show at at the, um, in Boston, Medford,
00:48:28
I think it was. Was it Medford? >> Yeah, it was Medford. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, afterwards, when we
00:48:32
walked in that Korean restaurant, what did the guy tell us? >> Um, he said that their kitchen was
00:48:38
closing and didn't have time for us. >> And they didn't have time for us, right?
00:48:42
>> Yeah, that's correct. >> Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:48:45
Bye-bye. Instead, he went to the Four Seasons in eight. >> No. >> By the way, answers on the first ring.
00:48:51
>> I know. Whack. >> Desperate. >> HELLO. >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
00:48:56
>> I ALSO have another witness if I could call if I want. >> You may.
00:49:00
>> I may. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Thank you. >> They're mentioning the kitchen clos.
00:49:02
>> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Who Who is the witness? Pat
00:49:09
>> calling the stand. >> Yeah. Yeah. Don't say anything, please.
00:49:11
Thank you. >> Let's see how many rings. Each opener is going to get to switch. All right.
00:49:21
Leave a message. Thank you. Sometimes you have to do it again. Sometimes you have to do it again.
00:49:25
>> She's on do not disturb. >> Yeah. >> One ring. >> Cat's losing.
00:49:34
>> Hi, Bobby. >> Hi, Cat. You're on Bad Friends right now. >> I'm on Bad Friends.
00:49:39
>> Yeah, just I have to ask you a question. I have to ask you a question. Okay.
00:49:42
>> Okay. It will be the only time that you're on Bad Friends Friday. >> Okay.
00:49:47
>> All right. So, in when Sunday night when we were in Boston, right? >> Yeah.
00:49:52
>> And we went to that Korean restaurant afterwards, right? >> Uh when we went Yes.
00:49:57
>> Yeah. And then what did the host or whoever say to me when we walked in the
00:50:01
restaurant? >> The host said, "Oh, you can't. The kitchen is closed."
00:50:06
>> Okay. Thank you so much. Good night. >> Okay. Bye. >> Bye. >> Unreliable witness. He's paying them
00:50:12
>> two. >> He's paying his witnesses. >> Oh, so what? You're saying that it was
00:50:17
open? If it was open for 30 minutes, why wouldn't I sit down? >> BECAUSE YOU GOT FRUSTRATED THAT THEY
00:50:22
RECOGNIZED. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. >> That's literally what happened. He He
00:50:26
didn't go, "Oh, Bobby, you're here." >> Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
00:50:31
Interesting, per se. >> Wow. Wow. >> Bro, >> well, judge, please make a final
00:50:38
verdict. >> I got to be honest. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Tend to life, buddy.
00:50:42
>> YEAH. >> NO, I BEG YOU. >> ALSO, your hair. >> What? >> Your new hair. How did you get your new
00:50:51
hair? >> How did I get it? >> Yeah. >> Oh, from bad. >> Exactly.
00:50:57
I got you new hair. >> I got you new hair. >> Thank you, sir. >> You lied.
00:51:03
>> I didn't lie. >> Yeah. And conduct conspiracy. M >> Did you make a reservation?
00:51:10
>> Of course. >> Did you tell them it was him? >> When you walked in, the kitchen was open
00:51:13
for 30 more, but they still said, "Please don't sit down." >> Exactly.
00:51:16
>> Right. >> Well, they didn't tell us not to sit down, but they warned us.
00:51:18
>> But they said, "Close in 30," which is another way of saying, "We're not going
00:51:21
to We don't want to do this." >> That they didn't say that, Andrew. I'm
00:51:24
telling you right now based on my witnesses, right? They said, "We are closed."
00:51:27
>> Well, the first witness said 30 minutes to close. Cat actually said >> No, he didn't.
00:51:30
>> No, he did. >> No. No. Ramsay did not. >> No, he did. He literally said they said
00:51:34
they're closing in 30 minutes. >> He said was the kitchen is closing. Yes.
00:51:37
>> Closing in 30 minutes. >> No, he didn't say that. >> He didn't say 30 minutes.
00:51:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna I'll call him one more time. Sorry. >> 30 minutes.
00:51:42
>> I have to call him again. Sorry. >> Closing in 30 minutes. >> First ring.
00:51:47
>> Hello. >> Okay. You're on bad again. Wait. What did you say again?
00:51:51
>> He said uh that he didn't have time for us. U the the guy he was kind of mad
00:51:56
about it >> cuz the kitchen was closed, right? >> The kitchen was closed. Yeah.
00:51:59
>> Yeah. Thank you. Bye-bye. >> You're leaving the witness. >> I'm not I'm not leaving the witness.
00:52:04
That's what he said the first time ever going to hear it. Yeah. He didn't say
00:52:07
that. I swear to God he didn't say that. What do you guys? >> Yeah. So, um,
00:52:10
>> double jeopardy. >> It's not double jeopardy, dude. Yeah. >> He said the kitchen is closing.
00:52:15
>> Exactly. Thank you. So, he changed his statement. So, he lied. >> Yeah.
00:52:19
>> And miss, this is not This is I'm sorry, but that that first witness is going to
00:52:22
be thrown out. >> Okay. I have one more witness. >> But the second witness is fine. That
00:52:25
she's still valid. >> Yeah, she's still valid. And she said >> the kitchen is closed.
00:52:30
>> is closed. >> Yeah. And would you would you side with a convicted liar? We usually don't in
00:52:36
this court of law. >> Exactly. Somebody that's known to deceive. What do you girls think? You
00:52:42
know, you guys are the jury. >> I mean, from our experience with Carlos at Coachella, he was really
00:52:48
>> We loved Carlos. >> Yeah. >> So, I don't think he's
00:52:51
>> I'm going to side with the jury here. >> Carlos, you're cleared of all the
00:52:55
charges. >> Thank you, sir. >> Bobby, you're going to have to stay
00:52:57
after. >> Carlos was the best at Coach Elli. >> And he stayed with us the entire time.
00:53:03
>> Yeah. wanted to make sure you were safe. >> Good chaperone. And she gave me
00:53:06
mushrooms. Thank you. >> You did? >> Yeah. >> Did you do mushrooms at the show?
00:53:12
>> It was a micro dose. >> Oh, it wasn't anything. You didn't do
00:53:16
any, young lady. >> No, he did. She didn't. >> He didn't. >> Who didn't?
00:53:21
>> She didn't. >> So, you gave Carlos drugs? >> Yeah. >> She's doing
00:53:29
>> because you literally just betrayed me by siding with Carlos. So, I will betray
00:53:34
you as well. >> I didn't. >> Yeah. Become Korean and if you betray
00:53:37
me, I betray you. >> All right. Fair. >> This is a It's fair. It's a double
00:53:41
betrayer. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. That has nothing to do with the case that's
00:53:47
before you. >> Correct. >> You're bringing up a completely different situation.
00:53:52
>> What did she do? >> All right. What has SHE BEEN DOING? >> STOP.
00:53:56
>> Now you stop betraying. >> I'm not betraying. >> Look at me right now, dude. All right.
00:54:02
SHE'S SMOKING. >> OH, NO I'M NOT. >> Are you really smoking?
00:54:07
>> A little bit. >> Then why' you say, "Oh, no, I'm not."
00:54:10
>> Did you smoke right before you came? >> No. >> You haven't smoked one cigarette today?
00:54:14
>> NO. >> OH MY GOD. I swear. I swear. >> I swear. >> No. Good.
00:54:25
>> Good. >> Yeah. Yeah. But so you want me to re I could reveal other things, too, but I
00:54:29
won't. But I'm just saying I But when you betray, right? I betray. >> Betray. I just said Carlos was so good
00:54:37
at >> What does that have anything to do with the [ __ ] case of the last weekend?
00:54:41
>> Plus, that is a betrayal on its own. >> Yeah, that's a betrayal on its own.
00:54:44
>> How come once on this show we can't we can we go a week without betrayal on
00:54:47
this? >> I know exact I know ex one week. >> I know how you feel. >> I know I know exactly how you feel
00:54:54
>> because I feel like everyone on the show is trying to betray someone. >> I know I know exactly how you feel. You
00:54:59
get me? I'm a victim of circumstance. >> We should be lifting each other up.
00:55:02
>> I agree. >> Yeah. Not bring everyone down. You know what I mean? It's like I gave you a job.
00:55:07
You can't you don't want to do it. >> See, you're not even listening. Look,
00:55:12
>> I'm Dude, I'm so grateful for the job you gave me as tour manager.
00:55:15
>> WELL, DO THE JOB THEN. >> I'VE been doing it. The night before you
00:55:17
were like, "Oh, this is such a good restaurant, Carlos." Like, you forget
00:55:20
about all the good when one drip of bad drops down. >> Interesting. >> Interesting.
00:55:26
>> I think my bad stuff is so bad it's like oil or something. It just ruins
00:55:30
everything. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, we got an email to Carlos at the booth. Uh the a production company um
00:55:37
they reached out. It's the production company that's handling the distribution
00:55:40
for Karate Ghost. >> I But before you push play, I want to say this, okay?
00:55:47
>> When when you're doing a movie like this, independent movie, right, you take
00:55:51
certain, you know, um >> risks >> risk and you go, it doesn't matter.
00:55:55
>> Like the risk of the whole film, it's >> Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't matter. I can do
00:55:59
whatever I want. You know what I mean? I look into the camera. Whatever. You know
00:56:02
what I mean? >> Someone will see it. >> Go. Go. And he's going. It's good.
00:56:08
>> It's really good. >> Okay. Go ahead. Turn it down a little bit.
00:56:30
Look at him. Well, you ain't in the big city of Beijing no more, huh? I am I'm from Mini Rapidas.
00:57:06
>> I don't know any other towns in China other than Beijing and Japan, but that's
00:57:11
besides the point. Now, if you're going to be staying here for a while, you got
00:57:14
to get yourself a form of transportation. Okay? It's it's big out here. It's too
00:57:20
far to walk. >> Wow. >> And I can't be sle you around every day wherever you need to go.
00:57:25
>> I understand. I am sorry for the inconvenience. >> It's all right. I mean, I don't mind
00:57:30
doing it >> today. I'm happy to bring you home, but it can't be an everyday thing. I mean,
00:57:36
I've got I've got stuff to do. >> Yeah, I know. I I'm getting acromated.
00:57:42
Sorry, but surely. Hopefully, it'll be sooner than later. I'll tell you that. I
00:57:46
don't mean to be harsh. You know, I like you. Now, the dojo is a staple of our
00:57:50
community, and well, hell, we're just happy there was someone to take it over.
00:57:55
>> I want to thank you for welcoming me into the community. Everyone has been so
00:58:00
kind. Well, everything >> except no nothing. Never mind. I think >> you too.
00:58:10
>> They they >> you're doing a sinners. Well, this town is uh there's some
00:58:18
things about this town. It's Well, this place is just unique. Okay, I'll tell you about it another time over
00:58:25
a beer. How about that? >> I would love a beer. >> Well, I got to head down this lonesome
00:58:33
road here. >> Got to get me home. So, you have yourself a good night. >> Drive safe on the ransom road.
00:58:43
Heat. Heat. He's a white belt. Wow. Can I help you? Ah, sorry to bother you. Are you the new
01:00:16
town sensei? Oh, that's great. That's great. You know, we heard a lot about you. Heard
01:00:25
you're pretty handy with the sword there. Anyh who, we thought we'd stop by and uh
01:00:31
welcome you to the neighborhood. Okay. I don't want no trouble. Don't want no
01:00:56
trouble. Thank you. Laura. >> Wow. Bobby, >> what do you want? If it's not me killing
01:02:25
you, I don't have much else to offer. My time will be up soon. But I must say,
01:02:33
you are a fine warrior, but you are not the best. Before we were samurai, we were trained in the art of karate
01:02:47
by the greatest sensei who walked this earth. He's no longer with us. But his spirit still lives on and he
01:03:01
protects us. And he will avenge his pupils. What was that? Ghost, where are you?
01:03:36
Ghost, where are you? Ghost, where are you? Where are you? Okay. There's a lot you got to learn about
01:04:39
this here town. >> You saved him my ride, Sheriff. Well, couldn't have you go dying without us
01:04:50
sharing that beer together. I suppose the round will be on me. >> Hell, I'd like that.
01:05:14
As you can see, we got much to discuss. We must celebrate the demise of that of a worry being. Celebrate? Yes. Demise?
01:05:27
Not quite. You see, that spirit's haunted this town here since 1868. And I didn't do much to it other than
01:05:34
get it off you or get it away from you for a little while. It'll be back. In
01:05:39
fact, they sent in some of their best men without any warning. You had no prep whatsoever. And you took them out with
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ease. Well, that gave me hope. I always thought you were sent here for a reason.
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And now I know that to be true. Finally, someone will defeat Karate Ghost. >> Wow.
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>> Did you make that? >> No. >> What the [ __ ] did you just say? Did we
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make that? Yeah, we shot that. I drove all the way out to the desert after landing. I had four hours of sleep and
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Mccon and I and a crew of incredible people shot that. >> I I had a two-day shoot. First day we
01:06:23
did with stunk eyes and a bunch of blood effects and everything. And second day we had a few hours with Andrew and he
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drove out to Joshua Train. We shot that like two weeks ago. >> Wow, it looks so good.
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>> Take that film school. >> Wow, you are talented. >> Did you like it?
01:06:38
>> I I thought it was shot so well. Mone shot that. >> He did. This is M. This was McCon's
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baby. All I did was show up >> and uh >> for 4 hours. >> No, you did a whole day.
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>> No, this was a whole day. So, you liked it? >> You like Karate Ghost?
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>> Karate Ghost was so good, dude. >> Should we show the clip of me giving you
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the note? >> No, no, no. Bobby will love this. You will love this. >> Okay, I want to see it.
01:06:59
>> Okay, so wait, time out. Look at this. >> You just heard I was traveling 4 hours
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of sleep. >> Mhm. >> So, 4 hours. I had to wake up and drive two and a half hours in LA traffic to
01:07:08
get out to Joshua Tree. >> I can't even believe that you would even drive out there. I did this for you.
01:07:13
>> Why'd you do Why'd you slam that? >> I killed this fly that's been buzzing
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around the studio literally. >> Oh, wow. >> Yeah. Thank you. And by the way, as I
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hit it, I smacked it. >> Are you karate ghost? >> Yeah. >> So, Bob, so then we're in the car.
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>> Okay. I can't I want >> Wait, wait. This is the end of the day.
01:07:29
>> Okay. >> It's been a long [ __ ] day. >> Yeah. >> There is no food within 50 miles.
01:07:35
>> Yeah. >> And so I haven't really eaten anything. They were going to get Chipotle and I'm
01:07:39
tired. It's like the It's in the 11th hour. Mhm. >> And he's in the back of the car. This is
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why I know you're going to love this. This is you and me to a tea. >> Okay. Go ahead.
01:07:47
>> Now, go ahead. >> In the beginning, you should be able >> Oh, yeah. Turn that off a little bit.
01:07:51
>> Pause it. >> Look at me. HE'S GIVING ME NOTES. >> OH MY GOD.
01:07:57
>> STOP. WATCH. >> In the beginning, you should be a little more embarrassed that he's driving your
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>> Look at my face. >> Other than that, everything's great. >> I don't get any acting notes.
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ears. Don't even walk away, dude. Not even. >> Yeah, that's out of pocket.
01:08:23
Insane. Have you ever done curve your enthusiasm? Have you done The Office? Have you ever
01:08:28
done five sitcoms? Shut your [ __ ] >> Have you ever done film major motion pictures? Watch your
01:08:36
[ __ ] mouth. Oh, okay. Great. >> Are you ready? >> Yeah. I'll try.
01:08:45
>> Wow, dude. That was real, too. >> No. >> Yeah. >> No, it wasn't.
01:08:49
>> That What? You're just in >> He knows I was [ __ ] with him. No, it
01:08:52
was >> because also he took the note. >> Yeah, I did the note. >> Oh, you did the note.
01:08:55
>> Yeah, I was f I wanted to play with him in front of you know why? Cuz he was
01:08:57
doing director thing in front of his buddies >> and I was going to stomp on his neck in
01:09:01
front of his friends. But of course, I did the [ __ ] note. I just wanted to make him feel it for a second when he's
01:09:05
going. He's got real directory at some point, right? And I let it go all day
01:09:09
and then in the car I was like, "That's it, >> dude." It It's, you know, here's the
01:09:14
thing. >> Doesn't it give you hope that this little tiny crew can do We can make
01:09:17
>> The cone can direct. So can Andreas. Okay. I can't do the notes. >> Oh, right. No, we
01:09:25
>> Yeah. So, it's like And I'll probably come off in the movie like not good
01:09:29
because I didn't take any notes. And I cuz I refuse to take notes from these two,
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>> right? That it's going to come across bad because there if it was like
01:09:38
Tarantino, >> right? >> Oh, yes, sir. >> What if it's a DP you respect that we
01:09:43
get a DP? >> No, no, no, no. I can't because it's coming coming from them cuz I know the
01:09:46
whispers >> and they go to the DP, >> right? And then the DP comes to me and
01:09:51
goes, "Can you do it more?" Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I know that it's all from
01:09:53
them. You're right. >> So, there's no way I can work with them in that way.
01:09:56
>> So, we won't do it. >> Yeah. >> I just thought >> Unless you give me no notes. I I will
01:10:00
say this, this was a everyone that worked on it, fantastic job. Everyone put their neck out for this. They did it
01:10:06
on a low budge, on a shoestring, and on a whim. They slept at this house overnight in the desert, like like
01:10:11
literally four to a bed cuz they wanted to make this. And everyone, we appreciate this was just a fun little
01:10:16
bit we wanted to run with you to show Karate Ghost. And McCone had the idea. I said, I'm down to shoot it. We got one
01:10:23
day to do it. >> Incredible. >> And we had one day and and everyone did
01:10:26
a great job. >> That's one day a shot. That's >> well two days. I I did one day with him
01:10:30
and they did the stunts and all that stuff they did. He had a stunt guy come and do all that flips and they all that
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[ __ ] It was nuts. Do you have any other grudges to hash out before we take off?
01:10:37
>> I think we're good. >> Girls, do you want to say anything before we go?
01:10:39
>> Well, they're doing live streaming. >> Oh yeah. >> Wait, what?
01:10:42
>> No, we had to stop it cuz the PC wasn't >> I know. But you're going to do it.
01:10:45
>> Wait, you guys are doing you're you're doing like uh Twitch? >> Yeah, a little.
01:10:49
>> What are you doing on Twitch? >> We're playing games. >> Games.
01:10:52
>> Okay. >> What? >> I'm a little concerned about the community. about our community or the
01:10:57
community in general? >> Asians. >> Oh, here we go. >> No, no, no. I'm No, no. The Twitch thing
01:11:03
I'm unfamiliar. I'm ignorant. >> It's huge. >> I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm just
01:11:06
saying a piece of it with the girls streaming uh feels a little dangerous to me. Like the creep are crepos on there
01:11:14
saying stuff to you? >> Not really. >> No crepos. >> No. But they were flaming us for the
01:11:20
quality. >> Doesn't it feel like would go? It feels like a place that creeps would sign on.
01:11:25
That's everywhere on the internet. >> I know, but this is them live for
01:11:28
creeps, you know? Live for creeps. >> Yeah, but it's not like we're we're just
01:11:32
wearing >> the channel. I'm not saying what you're wearing. I'm saying creeps weirdos. So,
01:11:37
nobody says not gross [ __ ] Good. >> Don't cuz we'll [ __ ] find you. We'll
01:11:42
find your IP. We'll trace you and we'll kill you. >> I just don't like that the li because it
01:11:46
reminds me of what's the thing where ugle migle. >> Yuck. It just feels like it's it's like
01:11:53
a breeding ground for weirdos to do weird [ __ ] >> Who's Mookie Bet? He's
01:11:59
>> He's probably one of the greatest baseball players alive right now.
01:12:02
>> Does tomorrow have to wake up early and meet Mumuki Brett? >> You're saying this as if I set it up?
01:12:08
>> We're going to bowl at his house. >> Oh, you're doing it, too?
01:12:11
>> You're doing it because of me. >> Oh, I didn't know who Mookie Pets was.
01:12:16
>> Exactly. >> You're an idiot. He's a great baseball player. He's like one of
01:12:19
>> Oh, I'm sorry. is the support that I'm not I'm familiar with. I apologize. I
01:12:22
knew Daryl Strawberry. >> You did? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait, I want to hear more about the
01:12:25
streaming. Mookie plays for the Dodgers. He's amazing. He's the man. >> Okay, good. So, we're doing that. You're
01:12:29
going to meet me tomorrow, >> brother. You're meeting me. Come on. >> You know what? I choose not to now.
01:12:39
>> Don't go. I don't care. I I invited you. >> Yeah. I don't want to do it.
01:12:43
>> You're doing it. >> See? Well, then be more grateful. >> I don't need you. I'm doing it because I
01:12:48
think it's fun. I'm going to do it, too. >> Correct. >> Let's move on.
01:12:51
>> You're welcome. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. >> Perfect.