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hey Australia we added show we added shows down under mate so listen Australia go to badf friends pod.com for those tickets we're adding shows in almost every single City because you
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guys bought so many tickets weate thank you so much man we're going to give you the best show you've ever seen best shows ever down and so go to badf
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friends pod.com for those tickets I'm coming to see you in the fall I'm doing my tour uh for my new hour it's called
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the freeze Peach tour come see me uh I'm going to be in Indianapolis Charlotte uh Iowa Omaha Kansas City Cleveland St Louis Grand Rapids Detroit Chicago Durham Atlanta Charleston Philly New
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York Phoenix San Francisco Boston uh and Minneapolis I'm all over the place go to Andrew san.com for those tickets Andrew Santino dcom you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a
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white dude and an Asian dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're bad friends well I'm back I'm back back uh how was your world tour guys great
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donkey it was a great little tour my little Asian donkey yeah had a great time in Scotland you and Charlie day huh Scotland yeah Hollywood he loves it let
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me tell you I've been hunkered down here man [ __ ] oh you've been hunkering have you been hunkering I'm hunkering down here making things happen dude first of
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all you've been falling out of bed bunks and busting your lip you have zero privileges anymore to talk about Andre
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life yeah my head bumps dumb lip show your lip to the people it's healed now a little bit whoa you know what that looks
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like what a nasty disease it was nasty dude it's gross if I hit my head in a certain way I could have died and you you smile now you know this
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is what I don't like about this show and this is what I don't like about all of you guys right dude you mock me when I had the earthquake and I hit my head you
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did the same thing yeah it was a little bump dude did you get stitches dog what I almost knocked out my eye you didn't
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dude I'm sorry I'm sorry that's yeah you watch your tone dud that's it's way too much what I'm going to say to you is
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this okay what were you dreaming about when you fell out of the bunk I didn't fell out of the bunk dude you he listen to my story dude yeah listen to the
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story dude all right follow along my friend also I have some things I want to say about certain people you know people
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don't anyway what I want to say is this okay is I do the show I'm in Savannah Georgia about the this is fully loaded I'm doing the fully loaded thing right with in Savannah Georgia with Bert and
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everybody right went up was okay fun you did great we heard I killed it we heard I we heard great night with my
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friends backstage then there's a little powow you know you know I love powow you're a big poow I'm a pawow guy dude
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cuz I'm from pawe yeah you know I mean so we really love it and we go that's what you do in a pow that is yeah yeah on a campfire there's always a campfire and there's Stories being told
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you smoke Opium no I'm sober now okay yeah back in the day though we used to do that real and suck dick oh yeah opium
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and Dick and then vice versa they go hand in hand exactly so then I go um all right so what bus am I on and they're like the last one which is the fourth
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bus with who big J and no I don't even get that bus who was on your bus I didn't even know that's how B bad my bus
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you were with the crew no I wasn't with the crew I was the riggers and stuff no it's with the um that's
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racist I'm sorry you're with the riggers and stuff yeah yeah thank you yeah we be rigging yeah we' be rigging um so anyway
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um what happened was I um no um what's this Cisco sound what's his name the Thong Song guyis The Thong Song Sisco no what's his name uh oh Cipher sounds Cy sounds so he texted me you know this
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right right he was like your boy your boy is not happy with me and I was like why what happened cuz I you text I'll
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tell you well yeah what happened may I tell you yeah what happened all right so it's 2 in the morning and when I get on
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the bus Kelsey Cooks you know I mean obviously bottom bunk she's awesome her boyfriend very funny guy Chad Chad
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Daniels both so funny but they're like we got bottom bunk we've already established well yeah they're a couple
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they get priority but they're not in the same bunk they're separate bunks you can't sleep in there with another person
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you barely fit in there I know my point is then why do they both get bottom bu what does it matter because they want to
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pull the curtain back and have a little chitchat at what up and down that's even better you can you have to look down when that's true that's true anyway and
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by the way when you're across they can sneak Scurry across and then Scurry back disgusting okay anyway um so I go so what are I where am I they're like that top bunk dump bunk so I got to take all
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the [ __ ] off and then there's no mattress right I go where's the mattress oh yeah we took it out so we can put the
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stuff on so I go where is it I you know we had to put it in there right and then
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the pillow and the sheets smelled like Tony Hing Cliffe cuz he slept in it it's misery dude it's the worst kind of
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camping once the pony's in there right that's my stable so I'm sitting there and I decide I'm going to watch Battle Star Galactica from season one again nice okay I'm watching then I drift you
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know how I dream you be drifting I drift I dream and I um I fantasize Revenge fantasies all the Tik tokers I'm going to kill what you know you know how it does yeah and then um at around two in
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the morning I go you know how one does pee most do one does all do sometimes that's right all the time so me I'm like should I wait you
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know how you're in as sleep you're like you contemplate you wake up because of the pee you're like can I sleep through this right but then it builds like a
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damn it's bubbling you're bubbling dude good to see you man good to see you and I go I go to the bathroom so I I open the curtain it's pitch
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black what's so funny let me guess yes you forgot don't say rig again once I say pitch black you can't say rig sorry sorry about that yeah yeah yeah you forgot you were on the top bunk I didn't
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forget okay yeah I know where I'm at that's not how conf I'm not confused watching you swing your little legs over
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the top bunk and dangle them yeah it's like the funniest [ __ ] I've ever seen in my life I know it's just your little two
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little legs kicking I shouldn't be up there you'd have no business did they get you a ladder should have put a little ladder up there no no ladder so
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what happened so I I I scoop my little legs over MH pitch black and in my mind I'm like how do I get down right and I
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said oh this is a way you reach over to the other side and put your hand on the edge of the other bunk that's across the hall so I reach and I go there's no Edge
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and I fall yeah and my head hits the edge hilarious my head get knocks back I fall to the ground and I I'm KN I'm
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knocked [Laughter] out you know you know I mean I don't know what the [ __ ] and then this p pain in my mouth I thought I had lost teeth and it opened up and I'm drenched in
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blood so I take off my shirt and I put it over my face and then I go into the the first half of the bus and I go to
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the bus driver and I go I got knocked unconscious and I think I need to go to the hospital it won't stop bleeding my lips and he go 5 hours
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away bud what am I going to do we're in the middle of nowhere five hours away bud
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you can't just sit there five five hours away I go okay like I don't want to also it's my first day on the tour right my
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bus goes to the hospital then all the other buses up I don't know how it works but there's a group text and I text I go
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you know SOS oh I'll show you I'll show you the text well later so anyway I like
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I text everybody like so everyone's on the text atal but then also lean ker Bert's wife everyone's on it and I take a I take a photo of my mouth and I go I don't know what to do
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I'm bleeding profusely profusely you got it yeah and uh I'm in so much pain and I
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just don't know what to do can somebody help me nobody helps me no one responded they're all asleep it's 3: in the
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morning oh right every we're on the bus going to W you fall Chad or no no and you know they don't like me yes they do but I'll tell you what pissed me off now here we go all right Cipha sound Cipha
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I'm sitting their blood drenched shirt okay he's awake he walks out like he just came out of a [ __ ] you know I
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mean Rave I don't know that's not I don't know it's something funny try it again we'll oh [ __ ] all right he walks comes out of like a Smoke House crack a
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crack house a smok house crack it's just crack house no it's even worse a smok house crack yeah yeah yeah yeah wow yeah
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it's not even a house it's much more serious a Smoke House crack it's so [ __ ] serious cuz a crack house is one thing but if you're in a smok house crack you're in trouble it's insane
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that's bad yeah and so his assistant or his buddy his buddy God rest this kid Soul he dead he's dead no what the [ __ ] was that I no thank you
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you can't God Rest someone no I didn't see that I said thank you so much God for putting him in my life this kid had
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gone about like maybe a half an hour before scipa and sat with me he goes you know what I'll stay awake and I'll sit
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with you that's very nice until we get to West Palm because you didn't want to go to sleep in case you I died in case
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you die cyer comes out he goes hey got to go pee and I go he goes pee comes out I he goes I go well he I go I got knocked unconscious I don't know what to do and he goes I'm tired man and he went
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back that's all he it pissed me off but what could he have done stay up with me he was tired dude he told you there's blood everywhere I have no shirt on I
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would stay up but the relationship is different you don't even know Cypher you called him something else you don't even
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know his name yeah cuz I didn't memorize it because of the thing that he did oh you only memorize if I know that he's going
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to be in my life that's right that makes right there's not a lot of room up here you know that right there's like only three room like the new girl what's her
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name I forgot wait a minute let's honestly guess Heidi she looks like Heidi to me what's the letter of your
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first name d Deanna whoa it's D I was way off mentally Diana no DD Diana did I just said that dork dork dumb Dum Doras anyway forget it whatever so there's not
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a lot lot of room here so I didn't memorize it anyway we get to West Palm mhm I haven't
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slept blood is gushing out of my mouth I had to get nine stitches no nine yeah that's it went all the way to the bottom dude wow yeah and then um as soon as the bus and thank God for Leanne she's the
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greatest person on Earth one of the best she runs to the bus grabs me panicked I'm sure panicked yeah see we got to go
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to the hospital now we got to go you know what I mean she's number one she got somebody you know what I mean and then you know they called The Paramedic
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it was the whole [ __ ] N9 yards wow right and then I went to the hospital some Chinese man you know did it wo wo
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wo it was the best the dude the Chinese are the best at it the stitcher was Chinese the whole
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thing was Chinese everyone you were in China we're at a China Chinese restaurant oh wow it's called yeah PF chanks no no we um you just get some
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duck and get some stitches no cuz we didn't go to the hospital we went to like a clinic oh right an emerc so I go
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in there and there's a black lady there yeah excuse me what was that was that her or was that the Chinese guy that wasn't the Chinese guy I can't tell anymore my Impressions
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yeah it's not good what did she had an attitude because of you no that's rude rude I was trying to make it comedic but
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did she have an attitude no she didn't she goes can I help you that's very nice that's better right and that's more real but was there a white person in there
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with him no they were all black and I go yeah and she goes nah we can't do that we don't do that here because in the
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mouth right you might have to go to the hospital but then the Chinese doctor came out and he looks at me and he goes
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no we do it now wa like you do it now we do now we don't know he goes we don't know how but we do it now if you weren't
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Asian do you think he would have helped you if it was me he would have turned around hospital hospital you right and
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then I S this is not a lie all right they had to like move things around and then look for
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things that's not a good sign yeah I know it wasn't but I'm like he's doing it for me it wasn't readily available no
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no she's like well that's you know mean the suchas and all that stuff you know the P we don't know you know they don't know they're like looking at things
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right they don't know they're like scrambling on they're bringing chairs in that aren't supposed to you know what I mean and then she's like he's like
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there's no apparatus he goes to the the lady and she goes he goes open your mouth right so she opens my mouth keep
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it still so she's like doing with this with her fingers right and she's like just doing it like you I call it the
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first Blood style First Blood remember the first blood when he falls off the [ __ ] cliff that's you that was me
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dude wait did he are these disappearing stitches or they take them back out they're disappearing they're the ones that mold into you they mold in well
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they go into your skin right don't they dissolve into your skin yeah they dissolve into the skin yeah yeah but what does that really mean is that I
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it's like you think there's I'm a scarecrow could that be another scarecrow is that another vaccine oh maybe they can naturally dissolve by
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being absorbed by the body has wound heals but I just don't trust them yeah because it was a Chinese gun didn't it right it couldn't you know what it was
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bamboo probably oh wow yeah yeah it was [ __ ] bamboo dude you think he helped you become because you were Asian 100% if you weren't Asian you'd have sent you away go go yeah what if you were what if
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you were a black guy cuz the black girl was up front no he wouldn't even give me a suggestion I don't think the blacker
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would like bleed the death put some put some cussing on it yeah bleed to death yeah yeah I don't know but I he looked
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at me and he was like I'm going to help this guy he felt like he had to do it for the motherland right so then I um I
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go you know what all right so I get the stitches and I'm they're like well what about the show tonight I go I I think I
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can do it but I got I haven't all day i' just been bleeding into my shirt so I'm going to go to a hotel right and I slept
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for like 7 hours wow I wake up and I couldn't talk right you're swollen I'm swollen and I it's there's so much pain I'm because I'm in AA and stuff I can't take any medication for it
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except ibuprofen and I just call them and I go this is I can't do this sh I'm so sorry and they're like we understand
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what did it sound like I can't do the show like that yeah anyway so they go so I just took a flight back to LA you came home immediately I came home and I just spent
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like 5 days alone just weathering through it have you been re yeah you seemed like you
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were upset when we talked well I was upset um here's the thing uh I'm grateful that I didn't hit
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my head in a like you know what I mean like if I hit my forehead yeah I think it would have been way worse yeah you
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would have been like Carlos yeah and I don't want to be like Carlos nobody does that's insane dude you have a good body
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thanks bro but I don't have that so I would have just your mind your body my body and it doesn't
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work it's end game I get that so no offense and no none taken none taken okay good none taken yeah we're good at this point take take some I secretly took some take one leave
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some for others yeah leave some leave some leave some for the other people so um did you hold your pee this whole
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time all right dude it's not like I was bleeding in my Shir like I got to hold the P2 it's like no I went to pee that's
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what you were thinking about the whole time I was telling the story like when's the pee happen yeah when is the PE insane it's true did you pee at yeah
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what like watching a movie you just assume like I just saw planet of the kingdom of the Apes right yeah right
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there's no [ __ ] scene but you just assume that they the monkeys are [ __ ] somewhere I would like to see that I would love to see a [ __ ] scene
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why monkey why are they not showing that yeah they don't show that cuz the ones that throw the [ __ ] that's always fun I'd love to see that yeah what you
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weaponize it yes weaponize your poo so anyway yeah you movie when's the last time you saw a movie and they go oh that's a good [ __ ] scene um never not one movie you can tell
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me unless it's a comedy oh yeah I know um there's no dumb and dum d That's the only one where he can't flush the toilet I assumed that that in Pulp
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Fiction right I assume he was [ __ ] because he took long enough oh yeah that's yeah that's the Pop Tarts came up
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so that's a good scene yeah let's think of another really like powerful one train spotting yeah train spotting
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oh I know one what but I don't think he was [ __ ] it doesn't matter good just a good bathroom all right so it was the
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guy the lawyer in Jurassic Park runs to the [ __ ] P like a coward leaves the kids there yeah and sits are trembling and then there's [ __ ] the T-Rex just oh it's a great scene they
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split him up half right they split him in half yeah bit him in half yeah yeah something something about Mary such a
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good bathroom scene when he Zips his uh beans over the Frank but rarely in a drama or a suspense or like a it's
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always in comedy it's never in like a serious movie well because Daniel de Lewis is not going to poop on camera unless it's a vital part of the story I
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would love to see Abe Lincoln poo though what what is he thinking when he's pooping three scores four scores
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how many scores it depends on how many drops yeah yeah he just he like three yeah yeah four scores I mean that's how
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he came up with that yeah yeah so are you good now um I'm going to go back out two days from now oh good yeah I'm going
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to do two more and then I think I'm done I'm done but they um they been so nice and caring about what's going on tour is great you've done it yeah I did it last year it was amazing you and this one
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you're with Whitney and no I was on with Whitney oh she's on it now yeah I I'm not on hers I'm on another the other leg
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yeah mine tour is with Soder love Soder uh Morel Sam the best yeah uh what a crew davel King greatest yeah um big J I
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said big j o he's on ochre son yep I love him he's a great guy who else um Kelsey cook and Dan Dan yeah I mean not Dan Matt and wait why' you say yes if I
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said what's his name Matt no Chad danielad Chad O Daniels yeah Chad Danel Not O Daniels I just met him so I don't
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know Chad Daniels I just met him he's going to be in my new I'm gonna put his name in here he's very funny but psyo
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psyo no you don't like cyphos sound psyo CER sounds as gone I can't even memorize it no you know what it's so funny
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because I know he called you in Scotland yeah Dana is your name Dana no okay yeah go ahead
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debie no uh it's like it's something hippie like dandelion or something Danica dmat Denise Denise no it is Darla
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no it's Denise is it Denise no it's not okay we we we'll figure out later don't stop yeah piss so yeah um and I'm going to go back out I they assure me a bottom bunk this time you you should I would
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hope yeah I refuse to get on it's not so funny if they made you go up top again and I fall fill again who's sleeping in
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the back back nobody why don't you sleep back there you deserve it you busted your lip they that cuz they left yeah I
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should do that you deserve that and I'd make I'd throw a f yeah I'm I'm I'm going to get back back bunk yeah yeah
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yeah you you deserve back what you texting somebody I'm going to text I'm going to text B I'm back buunk yeah but
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it you know you know I haven't broken a bone ever I really haven't and I've never been hurt like that as an adult so
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it was sort of like I was kind of like when I was healing I was like I'm just grateful you know I mean I have you you
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seem so disinterested who Carlos I'm not why you're such a piece of [ __ ] dude I
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was looking at Andrew to see what he was doing we're doing multiple things at the same time it's fine I mean we are like
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just talking about the same injury for 20 minutes oh great not available did you
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hear what just say I heard what he said where's the pill I'm going to take it tonight oh
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[ __ ] get it not good for the lip is that the boner pill yeah yeah you going to take that okay this is what happened when I was cleaning the other day if I
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money.com well during my pain um I was like I don't know what to do tonight cuz I'm not going up so I go
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you when you I don't know what to do you go to the Hustler Store yeah everyone does generational my family my family's
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always done that in pain and I go and they know me now they go hey Bob I go what's up and they you know it's like
00:22:50
you know cheers right what's up Norm was he there was nor there nor was there Cliff was there too and they go and you
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know you know what it reminds me of you in like um trip XX or like Bond movies there's like you know what I mean come
00:23:02
here and they open up a thing and there's like these gadgets uhhuh yeah I have that guy there Mr Lee come on in you know what I mean and I go in there
00:23:08
look what we got this black market and they have all these like you know there's a new toy that I got right and I
00:23:15
literally kiss it when I'm done using it I literally go thank you and I kiss it I put it to bed what what's the toy
00:23:23
it's just a new apparatus right and it's so powerful and it's so beautiful it's a
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suck machine it's beyond that it's my girlfriend how much does it her is how much did it cost they're not I I I also
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I went online and I bought like four of them cuz you know what happens is you break them not just they break them they
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always discontinue things and in my mind I'm like I got you know what I mean as if it's like you know you know um it's goes out of season at some point yeah yeah like they're never going to make it like it's like those breakfast Carnation
00:23:53
bars in the 70s and ' 80s that I loved and they don't make them anymore so I'm afraid that they're going to um
00:23:58
discontinu discontinu them yeah yeah I get that I showed mcon my collection did you like it mcon I mean
00:24:05
I've never seen anything like it I don't know oh my god dude you're so good add on yeah yeah he's been very you know also he snaps on me now mcon have
00:24:20
you noticed that yeah he gets a little added no even even when I'm running into him at the comedy store he'll
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snap what does he say and and so now I know that underneath there's a resentment and he won't tell me what the
00:24:33
resentment is because I don't want it to get out of control we know what happens when that happens no yeah and I apologize for that I I think so what do
00:24:39
you remember what the snap was about I remember exactly what it was okay I took a picture of your busted lip and then
00:24:46
you said let me see it and then I said it's film then you got mad oh that's but that's not how we said
00:24:52
it can I tell you right yeah yeah let me see it he goes it's film and whoa dude I just say it's film like what's the [ __ ] anger about I was just texting Leanne I said you got to give my boy the back buunk and what did
00:25:05
she say in a show with Bert call you in a few okay probably going to discuss we'll have to discuss the deal terms
00:25:11
though but I will act as your attorney for this thank you look I just think that given my clients's trauma yeah I
00:25:17
just believe it's safer and better for everybody including psychic psychop sounds yeah yeah to have you removed
00:25:23
from from his area no I want to see scii and I want to say about about s he's a very funny guy he's great he's Dynamic
00:25:30
he also DJs right yeah yeah he's got the whole thing and he really is a nice guy in fact in the more I think he was too
00:25:36
high and in the morning before I got shipped off to the um the makeshift Hospital the Chinese man um he was like
00:25:43
very apologetic and he was like I was super high I didn't know what the [ __ ] was going on that's nice and so I was
00:25:48
just as a joke putting him on blast you know on blast but it worked yeah but it's just as a joke and he's a nice guy
00:25:54
he's a bright future I'll never do anything with him right yeah I mean but I'm sure he'll pave his way yeah he's
00:26:02
he'll pave his way I don't know I guess so can't we only hope I hope so I hope he has all the [ __ ] equipment to do that to physically pave like his you mean like road work stuff yeah he's his
00:26:15
limited days in comedy's over I'm kidding no he's very funny and I I just met him he's super nice guy he was just super high and it was like a yeah it was a moment yeah yeah it's
00:26:26
funny who you know when I was in it's like who called me you did a lot yeah what the [ __ ] and you were in Scotland I
00:26:32
called you from Scot oh hold on Le's calling right now let's let's discuss okay but I do want to hear who called you okay hi Mis what's up hey you're on
00:26:41
bad friends with me and Bobby so don't don't say anything that you usually say don't say crazy [ __ ] like you usually do
00:26:47
okay we have to we have to be good with our our audience and I know that you're known to just say wild [ __ ] I noticed
00:26:53
that my client Robert Lee is injured from your tour um uh you know I'm attorney at law and I'm not going to take legal action but I am going to um I'm going to fight for my client um okay
00:27:06
and you mean the operator error that happened when getting out of his own bunk oh wait it was my client's fault
00:27:12
yeah it was operator error okay my client tells me that the gap between his bunk and the next bunk was significantly larger than normal buses is this not true uh I think it's about
00:27:24
length of arm maybe length of arm okay yeah length of but you know that your about the client how you know how his
00:27:30
arms are not human arms my client's arms are very much smaller than normal human arms you are aware of that I am
00:27:37
now yeah well moving forward uh so let's put him on a bottom bunk if you don't mind please I can do that I can make
00:27:44
that happen for him fair enough uh you will see no legal ramifications for this I really appreciate you and and have a wonderful day nice I can't wait to have
00:27:52
him back we love you than you coming too and me too I know I miss you guys and uh I'm sending him on behalf of me so I
00:27:59
love you guys have fun we'll talk to you soon love you guys love you bye bye you
00:28:04
she's the best she's the best number [ __ ] one she's number one he she's too good for him for Bert yeah no what
00:28:10
are you [ __ ] talking about oh he's good too he is really good too no but you see her and you go wow I get it every guy
00:28:18
that's with a woman that like that is always going to be worse than the woman like they're always outkicking their c
00:28:25
yeah you're going to end up with someone who's like your wife is way better than you yeah you're you're going to be with someone who's way better than you that's
00:28:30
how it goes look at fancy look at fancy above his League his wife is stunning stunning yeah look at
00:28:39
um that's it that's it in the room yeah that's all that's it in the room and mcon he out kicks his coverage I mean so
00:28:44
does caros you see anybody mcon not currently yeah how about you Carl you just call him Carl it feels better right Carl are you
00:28:54
not hooking up with anybody right now or dating or anything I hooked up with someone last week I don't think it'll last I'm talking to a couple girls right
00:29:01
now yeah that's it yeah nothing fun it doesn't sound fun you sound a little low today it's yeah I'm not like super into
00:29:08
it I'm not like I'm not like uh crushing or anything like that well the summer's coming don't you want to be a little
00:29:13
free summer boy like a white boy summer yeah don't you want to have a little white boy summer um kind of but I'm just
00:29:20
more hanging out he seems low I can't wait until you find I there will be one woman that he's going to go that's it or
00:29:26
man it doesn't I mean yeah who knows yeah yeah exactly right well it could could it not be a guy it could be a
00:29:32
really handsome like cool guy no honestly can you see yourself marrying a guy be real no marrying a guy that's
00:29:39
illegal isn't it yeah in some places I think I no I wouldn't marry a man but you there are guy like Henry caval like if like if Henry if Superman Henry caval
00:29:49
goes hey I want to Let's Get Married would you marry him yes why cuz he's so handsome all right so that's and the rest of your life oh and you you wouldn't Henry caval or Tom Hardy or
00:30:01
Austin Butler I would [ __ ] one time for the story for the story you would marry no I wouldn't 100% no I would marry okay
00:30:10
good what's so funny what do you mean you would definitely marry no I wouldn't shut up
00:30:16
dude no I wouldn't yes you would I would not marry security I have security well you love the fame you would love the
00:30:22
fame not as famous as you you would love the fame you're famous no I'm not yeah are and would I marry you no yes you would no would [ __ ] n if I set it up
00:30:34
right what if I set it up right operation yeah no because you know what it is once you smile every wearing sex and once you
00:30:45
smiled we would erupt in a laughter and we wouldn't be able to finish it would be too funny who else called you while
00:30:50
you were hurt by the way oh here we go cuz I called you from around the [ __ ] world world yeah so you called obviously the people from you know I mean the tour
00:30:57
called right you know people that were close to me like my manager and stuff right but no one else from this side of
00:31:05
the my business really yeah none of these people did you call I texted you I texted you you never called though cuz you never pick up my call so I texted you in this when when it comes to
00:31:16
Lifetime injuries yeah and and severe things you call it's a call reply yeah but he didn't reply because this is a call time that's call only
00:31:28
injury call yeah injury call dude you don't you don't text I'm sorry I didn't want to nothing from Carl Carl you had
00:31:35
nothing nothing for Carl I don't want to bother Bob he said he call me Bob now I
00:31:41
I always call you Bob behind your back yeah you call Andy no you don't I've never said it you
00:31:48
don't call Andy big you hate Andy right yeah so gross but why because now because we're so close now can I please be the one guy to call you Andy no I'd
00:31:59
rather you make up a nickname for me no I want to call you Andy make up a nickname and no yeah yeah Angie can I
00:32:09
call you Angie it doesn't have to be derivative of my name it can be anything yeah like you you're my dumpling my noodle I call you all sorts of stuff hot
00:32:15
link hot link yeah hot link yeah I'll be your hot link yeah or red hot HT hot link I don't know I want to call you Andy HT yeah I'm going to call you hot link no Andy I want to call you Andy no
00:32:27
please how would he be the one guy on Earth that'd be cool and then people like I can call him that no this is reserved for me let me have the one
00:32:34
thing with you make him cute though make no Andy's so cool look at look at [ __ ] uh What uh piglet make call me
00:32:40
your little piglet that's better yeah I'm a little piglet but what what is your thing with Andy it just sounds too
00:32:47
childlike or yeah it sounds like CH it sounds like a kid yeah people you call me Bob I don't like that I let you do it
00:32:53
I when I don't often call you B you have though and I don't correct you well then I won't
00:32:58
anymore okay deal that's how offensive Andy is then no it it doesn't really it doesn't bother me it just as weird I just don't it's not my name okay a nickname would make more sense for me
00:33:10
than that okay and Carl you don't like that no it's like no you are Carl though you are Carl I don't like it I like it yeah yeah can we do Carl 100% yeah it's already changed yeah like there's a guy
00:33:21
that I know that that calls me you know because it's Cheeto he calls me cheese and I don't like it but I do as I do like it is he a black if a black guy calls you anything yeah yeah it's going
00:33:33
to sound cooler than if a white guy says it right cuz I have black Comics call me Chan love that what's up Chan like Jack
00:33:40
Jackie yeah yeah and then like the other day I saw a post Chrissy d right they're
00:33:46
doing a b baby po like about like what's cuter black babies or Asian babies right and Miss Pat was the guest and she go
00:33:53
she like she goes to her assistant hey you're not Chinese guy I do podcast sometimes he doesn't even know my she
00:34:00
doesn't she doesn't even know my name I know that and she's done it my podcast so many times that's okay because it's
00:34:05
just on brand almost yeah but if anybody else did that I'd be so mad they that they forgot my name she said all them Chinese babies look like Bobby Leaf yeah yeah that's Bobby Leaf that's Bobby Lee that's Bobby Lee she said very funny but
00:34:15
it is true bring up a bunch of Asian babies and she's right yeah yeah that's true I mean it's collectively yeah but the argument is um
00:34:22
which baby's cuter black babies or Chinese baby yeah what is do you think black baby it's not even close it's not
00:34:28
even remotely close bro bro look at the one in the hoodie dude that looks like baby Yoda right there dude dude that right there dude I will
00:34:35
bet on that baby over any black baby you find me I'll find you look at that baby dude that's look at that that's what
00:34:41
they usually look like yeah yeah it's throwing up for not cute though just give me black babies yeah
00:34:47
cute B black baby let's see not even close look at the first one click on the [ __ ] first one that's a 26-year old
00:34:54
guy yeah yeah you're right look at how good- looking that kid is yeah he's a baby he wrote a book already this
00:34:59
one he wrote yeah yeah he's gonna he's on tour right now with Matt R him and Matt re are opening Stadium wow oh my
00:35:07
God cute little black babies number one number one dude and then also when they have attitude I love it yes you I mean
00:35:14
mister I don't know you you mean when they do that I love it I love it you know what I mean and and it's like
00:35:20
you're two how do you know that attitude amazing I love it dude and the Chinese one they don't have they don't know
00:35:27
right did they they don't know dude no yeah yeah Chinese babies no I saw this one Asian baby she was so in touch she's
00:35:36
probably six years old in touch with her feelings she was basically Mom I just want you know that you know you're the greatest and you know what I mean feel your heart right and just live in the mo
00:35:47
like all these [ __ ] I was like yeah at 6 dude I didn't even know the English language no yeah you're still behind you know what I mean eating my booger I mean like I and then there these kids that
00:35:58
are like they they full sentences and they they're very mindful they're emotionally developed and developed
00:36:04
that's weird like you you weren't like that like six lunatic if I asked you at 6 years old i' go um how do you feel
00:36:10
about life now I was so far I was at six yeah be you be a six-year-old yeah go ahead yeah that's why how do you feel about life so far yeah no me too yeah I
00:36:24
a toy toy yeah yeah yeah my dad's gone fire yeah that's it yeah yeah I put you on fire break break break break toy break yeah yeah that's exactly what it is yeah that's it ruin break destroy
00:36:37
when did I even learn to even put a thought together probably 12 mid 20s oh yeah yeah yeah yeah like a real thought maybe in my like why am I here well that one is yeah that one yeah that'll get me
00:36:50
maybe mid maybe teens I started to think about stuff before I was a teenager I didn't think about [ __ ] he just living
00:36:56
yeah just kind of going about your [ __ ] I remember when I thought why am I here I was and I know the guy's name I
00:37:04
was at painted Rock Elementary School MH we were playing softball right I was running from first
00:37:11
base to second base and you know what I mean kick me in the nut sack why I don't know why I don't like that and I fell to the ground and I remember it was so much pain and I
00:37:24
always I remember also thinking wow my nuts are so small he hit it right on so he he was a sniper right and I
00:37:30
remember going why am I here yeah what's the purpose of like what's the point of this this is ridiculous what's that
00:37:36
that's painted rock yeah that's I lived literally 5 minutes from there painted rock that's amazing that they have that
00:37:43
on the Internet it's everything yeah they have everything yeah yeah you forget I guess
00:37:48
sometimes when I go to Powe I'll drive by my house you drive by your old place yeah I drive by it and it just it
00:37:55
instantly puts me back what do you do you smell something do you what is it what's the take what's the moment that
00:38:01
brings you back like what's the Thought or what's the emotion I think of my dad I think you
00:38:08
know mainly like the way your dad talked or sounded I mean because you know I you know I talk about my life as it was kind
00:38:14
of grim but there were pockets of joy and there were pockets of good you know memories with him you know and my mom
00:38:21
you know was your best memory with your dad my dad my mom would yell at him like you don't ever to ATT him to no nothing
00:38:26
you don't ever take nothing nothing like he was not one of those guys that's like you know let's go to the ball game or you know what I mean let me talk teach
00:38:33
you how to do this yeah so one day he didn't know what to do so he like just put me in his car and he didn't know where to go so he's just kind of driving around and I just knew this as a kid
00:38:44
instinctually I go this fool doesn't even know where to go you we're supposed to Father Sunday you know what I mean
00:38:49
and he just went to some like generic park with a bench he goes I guess you know the family come here yeah right right we get out and we just sit on this
00:39:00
bench right and I remember this because he yelled at me later because I I I forgot my jacket there yeah but I
00:39:07
remember being on that and this is why what's it why you smiling I'm listening to a dad so in my mind I'm like this is
00:39:16
Reas the reason why I remember this is because it was so it was such an anomaly right yeah and I sat there we didn't talk but I just remember thinking go
00:39:27
he's trying it's really nice it was nice but then later he like where the Chet you know mean hit me I think you know what I mean but I just remember that day though was nice I like those moments
00:39:39
yeah yeah do you smell do you do you remember how it smelled in the house yeah I do do you know what I mean when
00:39:45
you remember how a house used to smell it smelled like kimchi the whole time yeah I remember having to tell people
00:39:52
you know what I mean get a load of this prepare yourself for this smell right and then cuz our my house always smelled
00:40:00
now when you're in it and you're like during the summer you don't smell it but then when you go to school and then you
00:40:06
come back you smell like regular you know I mean like a classroom right and then always when you came in go oh yeah
00:40:12
here it is you know what I mean it's like dead you whale [ __ ] that's what it smell like dead
00:40:18
whale wh [ __ ] yeah what do white people's houses smell like when you were a I love it when you went to a white house there's a little bit of moth like
00:40:24
what the cotton um moth balls yeah there's a hint of moth balls I don't know I always smell a hint of coffee
00:40:31
yeah well we're always drinking coffee yeah a hint of coffee and then it's always like um and I didn't know the
00:40:36
word for it back then baloney soap no oh my God pumpkin spice there was always a
00:40:43
little pumpkin spice like a hint of that kind of like it's a nutmeggy nutmeggy like you know what I mean like fall
00:40:50
smell which I love it here another smell that you hear and because I'm a connoisseur of white smells M I don't
00:40:56
know if you know that no I've been in many White House big with the whites I've spent the night there you know what I mean and there's a little bit of
00:41:03
leather yeah and you know where the leather's from a baseball mitt usually we got we leave those around the house
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this a paid advertisement I always smell that and and and I I always talk about it when I did NAA yeah College the the college
00:42:41
thing yeah you know I you know one night I was in Indiana and they're like you have to spend the night at these old people's house in the addict for one
00:42:48
night and then you could to take the Greyhound bus to the next thing right so I remember and they're like lights out
00:42:53
at 9: right and it's no it's the Dena winter and it's cold as [ __ ] and they gave me a thin like you know one that they [ __ ] knitted mhm one of those blankets so it's like itchy yeah so I'm
00:43:05
in this attic like this creaking right and I'm like oh there's no way I'm going to sleep there's [ __ ] no way I'm
00:43:11
going to sleep right but I remember going let's analyze the smells what's in there I all the things I told you about yeah and that's how I'm an expert leather yeah leather stands out are you
00:43:22
an expert of smells of people's houses no but I do walk into something people's houses do not like the way it smells
00:43:28
sometimes yeah okay so let's say I'm Armenian what would you smell do you think I'm not coming
00:43:34
over really no not even to play chess no of course I'm coming over yeah yeah yeah no it's smells like cologne a lot of it
00:43:40
a lot of it yeah so much that it's I can't I'm a little I can't breathe I'm stuffy I get stuffy right I get stuffy
00:43:48
but what's let me ask you something pal Andy I if I may go ahead right what would be the perfect smell in the house if I walked in laundry Mexicans Mexicans laundry best smelling
00:44:00
houses their houses always smell laundry way too much though doesn't matter why do they use so much I love it I use a
00:44:07
lot because of them I they inspire me yeah yeah yeah I over dump I I over dump I yeah I smell my [ __ ] but that's why
00:44:14
cuz I want to smell my shirt four days later and it still smells like laundry dude it's they figure that out they just
00:44:19
overuse I think they and it's a good thing yeah yeah it that's cultural yeah I love how they refried the bean that's
00:44:27
yeah yeah I mean they clever they're clever in that way if they're going to fry the bean twice they're going to put in two Tide Pods that's that's that's
00:44:33
the exact dude that dude the thinking behind it right might as well do twice huh two times the concent that bottle
00:44:40
right there it looks like that black people love that to drink right y'all got anything in the
00:44:47
fridge yeah we got fabuloso hey we got uh that's sounds like Coca-Cola classic uh orange juice [Laughter]
00:45:00
fabuloso holy that just gives you diabetes once you drink it I think fabuloso gives you die you die you die
00:45:07
that's insane that stuff yeah so I want to talk about another thing that and I don't know what to do I'm at my last I'm
00:45:14
at my last your last gas yeah and um and there's nothing I can do but you know I
00:45:20
you know I spent some money to interior design my house so I have brand new funer furniture at my house it looks
00:45:25
quiet it looks like I move movie my house but I can't sit on any of the furniture because of Ming what's going
00:45:33
on my cat Ming decided I don't like this furniture so I'm just going to pee on every bit of the furniture oh my God so she goes to every piece of furniture and just pisses on it right so then I go
00:45:46
online I go okay like the spray you know what I mean like you know I mean the anti she loves it she thinks it's like
00:45:53
oh PE more you know what I mean like it's almost like you I should pee here where
00:45:58
the spray is right and we went to the hospital you know what I mean everything's fine right and I just don't
00:46:05
know what to do so it's just like and I talk to Ming every night I go yo dog it's like bro it's like I really do have
00:46:11
these conv what if you keep Ming in one of your rooms that like why no cuz I don't I want my cats to be free as well
00:46:17
but I mean does she do this when you're home or when you're not home usually when I'm not home well that's right so when you're not home keep her in a room
00:46:22
where she's learns her lesson right but then when I'm sleeping I don't want to no she won't do it I don't yeah I can't do it you got to coach her through it really right though I mean you do that
00:46:34
with dogs you got to train the cat the cats are smarter than dogs but she's 12 she knows what she's doing she just
00:46:40
started doing it I cuz she's because she doesn't like your [ __ ] taste she has she doesn't like it yeah like you know I
00:46:46
don't like modern yeah what she's doing she's more of a contemporary oh I see that's what it is no I think what it is
00:46:51
is because um during the construction we had so many people over oh she does like that it stressed her out well that yeah
00:46:57
you shouldn't have done that that pissed her off yeah I know but anyway you spent the fortune and all that furniture it's all [ __ ] up yeah but still it's still
00:47:03
worth keeping a cat my cat I love her so much well yeah I'm not saying get rid of the cat yeah but you know I um I do look
00:47:10
at her and I go why why yeah yeah it was so nice to come home and see my dog yeah
00:47:15
what was he like she freaking out freaking the [ __ ] out PID a lot she PES a lot when she sees me when I come home off a road trip I have to greet her outside cuz she pisses everywhere she
00:47:27
keeps pissing she piss on you she pisses on everything she just pisses cuz she's so excited yeah she pisses they call it
00:47:34
ping or codling or whatever yeah but honestly dude she just keeps pissing and she'll roll over on her back and I'll
00:47:40
scratch her she likes bellies and she'll just be pissing in the [ __ ] all over the place inside the house that's why I
00:47:45
greet her outside I whenever I come home from a road trip yeah like a like a like a show or tour yeah I keep I put my
00:47:52
suitcases aside I open the door and I let her run out and greet me outside because she pisses everywhere wow and
00:47:58
it's got to be weird for someone walking by like look at that that's so cute and it's just me smiling scratching dog and piss all over the place wow she usually
00:48:05
pisses all over my clothes when I come home she does she's just excited she loves you so much it's hilarious how much she freaks out and then she'll lay
00:48:12
on her stom on her back waiting for me to keep bellying her but I don't want to keep doing it because I'm pressing on her stomach so then she'll pee
00:48:19
more that that brings me to this question yes I I lick it off or no what is that yeah do you eat it drink no um no um so I'm dating a
00:48:31
vegetarian oh no what is it well what so now she's bringing up you know an e yeah
00:48:38
you're such an animal lover you I mean why can't you you know apply the same thing with dogs and cats to the cows and
00:48:45
chickens right and I no stop no well I know and I and and she makes complete sense to me because you know whenever I'm eating meat you you go on denial you know you think it's just that no know
00:48:57
that it's a part of a you know I mean a living thing right so it's like but what did it look like when it was alive right
00:49:03
bring up a chicken I mean no I'm serious this is the my point yeah no I got no problem eating that yeah I got zero problem yeah okay the chicken yeah chicken okay fine just eat
00:49:15
chicken and fish right right right but then what about cows cow I mean look I could I I get I get
00:49:22
the argument for cows you do yeah cows are cute but chicken so cute look at that cow dude oh my God so cute imagine how good that thing tastes I know Pig what about Pig I we shouldn't be eating
00:49:34
pigs at all cuz they're so [ __ ] bad for you I mean so shitty for you right so P oh you and I are Muslim we
00:49:40
shouldn't be we and so Muslim well and also they're very smart right aren't pigs really intelligent yeah they are I
00:49:45
could stop eating pigs and beef I could but chicken it's like [ __ ] that dumb bird I'm eating that stupid [ __ ]
00:49:52
thing but it still have feelings the chicken yeah I doubt it you ever talk to one I know they don't they have no idea it has to have feelings it has to have nerves I don't know look at that guy
00:50:06
dude no that's a chick not a chicken oh so you wouldn't eat her I won't eat the baby cute I'll eat the adults right yeah
00:50:13
I'll [ __ ] up an adult yeah I'm not eating a baby can we do like an age thing yeah what's the what like you know
00:50:19
like how long do chickens live for generally let's guess before you I would say three four years no I would say 12 they last a long time I don't know 12 Years A freck five to 10 okay
00:50:32
we're both wrong split the difference yeah yeah so at age eight yeah they're edible by eight
00:50:39
midlife midlife you know what I mean what do you think I'm eating it at midlife yeah yeah yeah is it as good
00:50:45
though no well you think at the younger it's better gross fany [ __ ] disgusting gross to even saying yeah but have you ever thought about that or no I've gone veg vegan to me is out of
00:50:57
control for I can't but I've gone veg two times I've tried this I've done it for month a month or two stretch and uh
00:51:06
I didn't like the way I felt I felt really tired so I probably needed supplemental protein that I wasn't
00:51:12
getting and I couldn't eat more [ __ ] beans I just couldn't do it so I've tried it I think the thing I could get
00:51:19
away with is pescat I could get away with Just Fish cuz fish I love yeah if I can eat [ __ ] from the sea it's okay to eat fish cuz they don't have any
00:51:30
feeling it's okay to eat fish that song cuz they don't have no that's a song yeah Nirvana what song is that something something in the way it's okay to eat fish cuz they don't
00:51:43
have any feeling is that the line yeah it's okay to fish because they don't have any feelings yeah you know they probably do that's what I'm
00:51:50
saying I think K copain was being sarcastic okay what about a what about a plant they don't have feeling how do you
00:51:56
know that cuz they're just like you know what I mean but they have vibrations oh yeah what yeah or like mushrooms they're
00:52:03
connected they communicate correct that's what I'm saying fungi oh my god let's just what we going to die what should we eat soy isn't soy does soy
00:52:11
have feelings yeah soy is a bean it's a plant they're all connected [ __ ] dude let's just drink
00:52:16
[Laughter] water does hydrogen have feelings yeah so are you thinking about it is that why this there's no it's just it's a philosophical I you know thought that comes up I I I um as time goes on it it
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it becomes harder to do there's a certain level of hypocrisy that we're able to just bank and accept and you
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have to judge your hypocrisy levels yeah like your phone this is made by [ __ ] slave kids why are you cool with this I know dude why' you even say that man
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bring day dude this is just this is a testament to you got to pick what you're okay with so if you're okay with consuming animals sometimes that's true you got to pick or there can be just a
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completely different Revelation and revolution in our minds and then we just stop all of it well go veg then I want
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you to try it try it for a week go to the Earth and just we just mine our own food make our own food you know what I
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mean no electricity we just go back to the old days yeah it's just yeah who's going to stitch your lip when you fall
00:53:16
out of a bunk bed yeah let's yeah yeah you're right I need you need it yeah you need to we need future I just yeah I
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know it's hard well what are you getting pressure to switch no I'm not getting pressure but it's like interesting like because we went to
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a um hope yeah and you ever been there no but I've seen it a million times yeah um you know who told me about it was the Englishman what's his name um talk show host um oh James Cordon yeah Cordon told
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me you've got got a hope yeah you got to go hope when he he produced a show I was on and we were talking about my area
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where I lived and he was like you got to go to Hope is he vegetarian I think so but when we when I go there I'm always
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going oh this is good yeah it's good food yeah of course of course it is yeah this is lying to yourself for a
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girl I this I'm worried well it's not going to he's not going to he's not he's going to keep eating meat yeah you going to give up bulgogi besta oh [ __ ] why'd you say that son I know what I know what
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gets you horny I love bulog dog you going to give that up you're going to give up Korean barbecue that's like your wetest adventure sh dick
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brah yeah you're right man can't I can't do it no yeah I'm just going to I'm just
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a hypocrite you're you're you're allowed to we're hypocrites no it's not we're lie we lie we live in
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a lie but it's not hypocritical to eat meat it's hypocritical to tell other people not to
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eat meat and then you do it but you don't do that right you don't say [ __ ] to other people people make their choices yeah when you know when your
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vegetarian I I go enjoy wonderful no judgment but they don't do it back well they judge us they they look at us and they go vegetarians to meat eaters are the way that San Francisco is to Los
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Angeles sometimes where they're but I they're like la oh yeah ex and we're all like I love San Francisco and they're like oh really and also I have my car window in
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place yeah you know what I mean nobody it's not smashed in nobody's pooping in my car right now yeah I'm going up there
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this weekend Oh you doing cobs yeah I'm so excited I love San Francisco yeah me too
00:55:16
I have so much fun every time I go we never did we never did our show in San Francisco huh uh did we not no we bad
00:55:22
friends never went to San Francisco oh well then we should do we should do let's just do one off let's do one San Francisco one I'm so down let's do it
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cuz I love it up that'll be fun um what's this new can I tell you something before we do move yeah I will say this
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yeah had a great time in Scotland oh yeah tell me tell me about your adventures it was amazing I had a
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wonderful time people are great the food is and I mean this with every ounce of my heart great the worst Food I've ever had in my life yeah it was unfuck real you could be a
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vegetarian there cuz you can't eat let me guess a lot of potatoes no dude it's just it's okay when when you get meat
00:56:02
and somebody told me I don't know if this is true but because a mad cow disease maybe swept through there years ago and that was a popularity they cook
00:56:08
meat to a it's not even [ __ ] it's burnt to a place where you're like is this a character from a Batman movie would eat it [ __ ] am I eating what
00:56:20
are you talking about no it looks all CR it looks oh right right right it looks like the it looks like two faces did you
00:56:26
ever see this you know that new uh Matt Reeves Batman yeah with okay this is amazing so they cut out a joker scene did you know that no right
00:56:40
where um what's this Barry um kogan Barry Keegan or yeah yeah it's [ __ ] amazing and that and the Joker's face in it looks like the meat from Scotland
00:56:52
yeah yeah so try to Google what he looks like in the um the deleted scene yeah did there at the end go toward the end of the scene right while he's leaving why is
00:57:05
leaving right right there right there right there that's perfect is that what the meat looks like 100% that's
00:57:10
theat that's the meat that's the meat in Scotland that's the meat in Scotland when you go home watch that SC and that looks a little bit more tender than the
00:57:16
meat in Scotland oh really but I think it was just it was just the food was just [ __ ] unbearable we had fish and
00:57:21
chips like seven times and so okay but it must be that must be the best fish and chips you've ever had no of course I love fish and chips I know but we do it we do there's long joh get it anywhere
00:57:33
get and then they had haggus I had haggus for the first time what's what is it go to eat haggus what's haggus eat
00:57:39
your haggus it's [ __ ] gross it actually tastes good but it's [ __ ] gross it's ground up uh uh organs go up
00:57:46
to the description I think it's organ meat ground up and spiced and flavored zoom in there it's a Savory pudding
00:57:53
containing sheep's pluck minced with chopped onion oatmeal yeah it's like minced meat yuck encased
00:58:00
in the animal stomach artificial c yeah uh haggas there's no noou there yeah I asked that was the first thing I said
00:58:06
when we landed in Edinburgh I said where's noou because in in when I was in uh Hungary Budapest all I every night I
00:58:13
ate the noou you just knew you were going to get a good meal the meals were just weird and the you know it's just
00:58:19
was not what I wanted you couldn't get uh couldn't get a good oldfashioned BL go to France yeah next time no that's good where's where where's the good European cities to get food France all
00:58:30
of them Italy London Spain London everywhere right maybe not Eastern European you know no I'd love are you kidding me I love some uh um some uh uh
00:58:42
uh uh what am I thinking of I have no idea what you're saying I went to Czech rep Prague Prague had great food you
00:58:48
went to Prague yeah wow yeah it's delicious yeah why do you think the women over there are so beautiful the Eastern European women are the prettiest women on the the planet I know aren't they for some
00:59:00
reason they're like the prettiest women women on the planet yeah you can tell their daughters when they're American then you they'll be hot oh cuz when they
00:59:07
come over here it's like there's something off like whenever there's a hot girl on hinge and it says Ukraine it's like okay that doesn't count you
00:59:14
don't support Ukraine no I just not going to car what the [ __ ] are you talking about come on Carl right now
00:59:19
explain yourself yeah you're saying what you're say when you have a girl she's super hot and then you see oh she's not American it's a whole thing with her why
00:59:26
what is that what is it it's like because she has ptsc from the war no it's like they'll like think you're cool
00:59:32
like you need the American that that's why you need the American mind you need to be validated by the that affects the hotness yeah only like Italy or Spain but if it's like Bulgaria
00:59:45
or something it's like I'm not [ __ ] with that it could be like a sex trafficking thing too you never know could it be yeah what the [ __ ] are you
00:59:52
talking about well if it's just a girl from there that's coming here to you're talking what which website yeah yeah yeah what do you yeah yeah you you you
00:59:58
keep showing me this I would oh like you don't know what's her name what's her name me yeah Dugan Degan Degan what is
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it uh uh just tell me D Delaney Delaney Delaney Delaney Delaney I'll remember that now because there was an old bar on Santa Monica Boulevard called Delany and I think it's closed look at that's
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closed sorry about that you're bad I've been bad all day I'm so tired I'm still on jet lag I'm so
01:00:24
[ __ ] up still where's my pill dude Rhino yeah get him his Rhino pill do you not want to be on camera handing him
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yeah just throw it on the table here no you're the No No keep the change yeah you keep the change that's how it goes you keep the change that's how it works
01:00:36
that's how it works Delany Delany Delan that's how it that's how it works you keep the change he spend she kept it oh
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fired she didn't just keep it we'll take it and let's roll okay hold on late mly thank you for being a bad friend [Music]
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