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hey B friends we're we're on tour still we have the last leg we have Windsor Ontario Canada y Niagara Falls Ontario
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Canada oh yeah Tucson Arizona we're going to the desert yeah buddy we're going out yeah Las Vegas Nevada closing
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it out we end the tour 420 in Las Vegas Nevada please join the bad friends we will not be going out for a long time
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now we've got our own stuff going on we're going to tour separately we might not go out for years who knows so go to
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Windsor Ontario Canada or Niagara Falls or Tucson or Vegas go to badri pod.com for tickets badf friends pod
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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian
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dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're
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bad friends what are these pamphlets that you I don't even know it's from the fan the the religious guy oh yeah my God
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we got to talk oh yeah yeah this guy where was it in Salt uh no no no uh Reno no Salt Lake no no Reno no tacul God
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damn it tacul right yeah he comes a solo yeah he has plastic see-through bags
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yeah right and you know so when we when we do me greets we like it when the fans have a bag cuz you never know what's
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going to happen the gifts are amazing yeah it's either like somebody handrew a naked photo of my penis or they'll we've
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gotten like 30 of 30 of those right right for some reason or like you know a letter of some sort like you saved Our
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Lives the art a dope but I know but we appreciate appreciate that the fans so
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much I really we throw it in the garbage no we don't you're sick dude no we keep it you
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know anyway we we have a warehouse full of we actually do have aous for the gift you know I mean and we love them so a
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man came up to us and said Rudy you're going to love this and hi Rudy welcome back welcome back and your your headband
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is on backwards but leave it that way cuz that is perfect no leave evil
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evil Evol you are Evol Eola Ebola no Evol
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evil evil evil oh God you going to be this slow all day today Jesus this guy
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gave us so he came up to us and he said I think you guys would be interested in
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my in my church and my God and I said would your God Like Us does he know about the show it's almost as if what
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show are you watching he loves us I know but it's like but he understands that if
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we accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and savior the show changes no that's not
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true we can accept J I talk about rabbit sewing machines and all that stuff and
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my Jesus invented all that oh yeah Lord is behind all that the Lord did it have
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you ever Jesus style what you just go like this I have you pump away yeah you've never done
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that yeah but so much blood on the hands too much you know what I mean and I bleed out the Bible prophecies about the
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second coming of Jesus so he handed us these P pamphlets and he goes I really think you got guys should I really think
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you'd benefit from L from Lord yeah and I think I agree you think we should use Lord more should we be more Lord like is
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it like a different Lord where like it's like the religion is about like sex and like butt [ __ ] no no no no no whoa whoa
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whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] what is that I've never even heard of that before in my entire life it's like a volcano Filipino Mountain God or
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something God yeah I don't how many how many gods do you have in the Philippines um we're Catholicism so
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like we praise to like three three Gods I think Catholics only have one God the
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holy son no the this the spirit the Holy G the Father the Son and the Holy Ghost
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yeah we that's all the same guy oh yeah yeah okay unfortunately it's the same guy here's my fear the father Son and
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the Holy Ghost is different but it's the same guy it's like it's like Steve bumi in big Labowski in Conair and in um in
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Billy Madison did you you see that theory on the internet did I send you this mm- that they exist all in the same
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universe oh yes let's go to that theory after this God thing sorry I my brain is
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running wild I it's called Wonder running real wild well I'm I'm I I'm I'm free today I I'm free too when it rains
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I get free baby it pours I that's what my grandfather said when it rain it po
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anyway um when it rain we pour are you is your is your boyfriend
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doing anything for you for um I don't know day I don't know yet maybe well the good news is you can dump that that guy
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cuz we have prospects that want to uh take you out for Valentine's Day yeah who go ahead Carlos a lot of people
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reached out to the Carlos in the booth Gmail after a couple weeks ago when you said that you were open to dating a
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woman a lot of people sent in applications and we got a few of them right here so we got a few right here Bridget M I'm a 24-year-old living in
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Lake Tahoe and I'm a ski instructor and lesbian she's pretty I heard the bad
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Friends episode about Rudy and her curiosity about women I've been gay for a while now and I'd love to take Rudy on a no pressure fun date I'm an easygoing
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fun loving sweetheart big fan of the whole crew and wish you all the best let me know if you have any questions best Bridget M what do we think about Bridget
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M she sounds fun that would be nice you go skiing with her yeah I've never done
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skiing so she can teach me she would love to teach you teach she'll teach you pizza pie she's pretty she is so so what
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do we what do we think on the scale of uh would not date Zero definitely would five out of one out of five it's not a
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judging looks just judging the likelihood the vibe the vibe the vibe eight okay it's out of five but yeah no
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that's okay it's all right so you really like her no probably three okay three
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all right let's go let's see the next one may it may I judge you can do yeah go back up may I judge okay one out of
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five you take her are you going to judge or no no no I'm not a lesbian Oh either am I but okay may I try that's debatable
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all right a four so a four you would go on a DAT if I was a woman woman yes if I was
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a woman my fear would be she would be a ski instructor I'd take me on the hill I'd embarrass myself in front of her
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yeah with the poll you know what you can do with you know oh she's like hold on to this no I know where to put this you
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know ah there's two of them oh right all right let's go to the next
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person uh Olivia m it's Olivia from Dallas 25 I think Jules and I have common interest but I also believe we
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have a similar sense of humor and I appreciate how straightforward she I'm also recently open about my bisexuality so we could find comfort in each other
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and with any initial awkwardness anyway I'm an office manager by day beyond that I enjoy riding motorcycles playing video
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games and adding to my Star Wars collection I'm not much of a partyer I don't drink or smoke i' much rather
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spend evenings unwinding with an anime binge not sure if I'm her type but worth a shot she's so cute she is 1 through
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five I have a boyfriend no but it doesn't count if it's a girl yeah yeah yeah that's the
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rules every hypothetically know hypothetically no no no everybody know that's the rules that is the rules like
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I have my guy yeah I have my guy too okay yeah yeah this one's a five I think I know
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yeah yeah well she's got a job she has a car she well we haven't seen the other
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candidate so let's put her into four whoa you might go back you might go back
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you're a little bit of a snob though huh you got you want you want a roster you want five for sure beautiful she
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gorgeous she also be two fo 2 fo8 you can't oh the the no she's leaning against a vehicle she was doing that to
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show you scale how old is she oh no unless that's a micro car that's that little I think it's a catfish you think
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it's a catfish this a little blurry right there I don't know wait wait what do you mean what do you mean who it's
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not like in 1080 zoom zoom in that looks pretty Legit To Me Lo who
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takes a photo in the office like that that's how it got to be her work photograph it's got to be that's how PE that's how catfishes use photos like
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this they do yeah have you have you been catfish when you go no because that looks like a what what do you call it one of those like um
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stock like a stock photo photo yeah that doesn't look like a stock photo this looks like a real okay it's the same
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girl twice well yeah obviously yes it's not fake oh let's move on God I would get
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catfished huh yeah yeah I bit the next one is uh Elsa y hey bed friends pod my
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name's Elsa 22 from Seattle I love the show think Rudy's cute as hell super funny I'd love to go on a date with her
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I think we might be a good match because I'm also by curious I have kissed a woman and it was awesome look at that she likes [ __ ] a she's and she has a
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cat mhm that's not hers she that's just for the photo oh uh three three okay
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let's see the next one how many of these do we have eight that's let's keep going meline 22-year old woman lives in
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Illinois I'm getting out as soon as humanly possible I like Rudy I many others one of the most
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perfect me laugh chilled out personality not sure what interest I'd be more willing to learn uh I did see her
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briefly enjoying a knife which is sick as I love yeah yeah what's a BAL
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song Bal song I can't see it zoom in what is B song what's a BAL song B song
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yeah you know is that your language balisong no B personally my favorite thing to do is is to learn pretty down
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to do anything see new places what's a b song Google what that is I got to be honest with you and that second oh it's a butterfly knife oh yeah that's you
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know how cool that is to do that that thing that you know how they flick it go back to the photo isn't that Dylan cold
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on the right that's not the Coline shooter on the right that that is very much yeah colini this is honestly this
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is what Carlos likes really yeah wild I could die well she's got a feret there
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or is that a what is that bobb's projecting right now onto me you can tell how quickly George knew
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what aair it was he's like that that's been up my ass no cuz I went out with a girl since broke up and she was like
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super poor M and I went into her bedroom and she had like you know like Scully kind of posters and stuff no furniture
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but on her thing was like switch blades and you know what I mean like other like clippings of nails on the table that's
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just weird [ __ ] some residue you don't even know what it is you know what I mean and and and so you look at the
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sheets and stuff you're like oh my God it's so dirty right that sounds kind of familiar were you at your
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house did you just walk real [ __ ] [ __ ]
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today so keep going she had dirty little she she you was the sex good I never [ __ ] her but I made out with her and
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in my mind I'm like oh I'm I'm into this oh oh you like bad girls like a danger
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like Harley Quinn yeah don't you love Harley Quinn Nick yeah I mean Nikki loves that kind of stuff and you have
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like your girl that you're you're going to go out and burn things down she's like meet me at the cemetery at 9:
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that's the start of the date and then you watch a movie there or what no you just you chase each other around how they do the movies and the oh I love
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yeah yeah yeah anyway go ahead let's move on you like her one through five three three okay there's another three I'm a four oh okay this is Michelle n my
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name is Michelle from San Diego Bobby's Hometown I'm submitting my application for girl Juliana my hands and knees for
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a woman I'm on my hands and knees I'm 21 years old and I'd love to court her four
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well she's biting a girl right why you know why biting a cat cuz she's brown yeah yeah let me say something about
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white people why and I want to defend I want to defend George Nick right they're are pure people and let me
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say something about that okay that's right brother yeah they're are pure people preach the word brother they're dry that's right their skin is super dry
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I'm I'm cracking right now right they when they when they age they shrivel up oh yeah like a raisin like Clinton
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Eastwood men right get off my porch K some of them are
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like they seem dirty what kind what what kind you know I mean
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yeah this type what does that mean thease I'll just say your name you're here all right they seem dirty but let
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me say something creative as [ __ ] like when they come up with like back in the medieval days with like so you're saying
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what I'm saying is is that you're based on the photo she wasn't the hottest one but just because she was brown you chose her cuz you feel safe cuz you think
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white people are evil no no I think she's really cute okay and also she
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thinks white people are evil m these two things can coexist am I too much today I think I'm I think you're right on the M
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should I calm down I think it's I'll be I feel like I'm like very no no no are you excited Nick's here or something no
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I thought that was the excitement our good friend Nick CH is in the studio today I love him but well
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what what he get he's not he's he's being fine stop judging I wasn't we're not judging I feel like I'm elevated or
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like yelling and you know well it could be George is here because when George is here it kind of tunes you up a little bit it it gets me riled up it does why
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is why is fancy not here he's on the East Coast he's out of town this week I I still also want to read more of this
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okay okay that's okay let's keep going uh there's hly L too much to read she's
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22 from the UK despite us English girls being known for looking like gorlock I
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can assure you with my photos five absolutely do not I'm very single interested in not interested in anyone
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in England H it's di times uh I would marry her right now
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five she said uh she loves dogs she has black labrador she underlined black and
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all caps for some reason black nut sacks I'm extremely adventurous foodie she loves food looks like she's a Dom she's
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a Dom yeah you're sub for feel like I yeah she's pretty beautiful what do we think about this girl three what you're
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so [ __ ] dumb right now we're doing this what the [ __ ] is wrong with you dude we're giving you f that's Prime white also English prime prime white but
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I want my this is OG white OG white dude can I try my first time with
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my own like color you [ __ ] bigot dude you're such a racist it's so crazy get outside of your own Circle you know what
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dude what I'm kind of agreeing with some people what the Border did I'm tired of
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it I'm on your side I told you brother I'm telling you we got to close it up yeah the separation maybe's right
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mhm okay fine four four no don't I'll do four five it go down give her a five all
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right the next one is sad b s 24 lives in Southern Maine uh she wants to she I look tough cuz I
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work in a prison whoa who and I'm also very soft and silly who Rudy is
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hilarious such a great person question my sexuality while go too but after hearing your awareness test I can promise you you're gay babe yeah I know
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we could have some good times together let's hang out oh man she'll lock you up yeah yeah uh three what dude I think
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what I I don't know I don't know what is happening here I mean every one of these girls is pretty every one of them yeah I
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I have a little thing with the second photo what I mean I mean she sent the one with the [ __ ] pimple patch on her
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face it's cuz it's showing that she's she's she's human just like you ah okay I like it she's in uniform there what's
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that little bad say can you zoom in what does that say Derek Shin is
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innocent no it's crazy it says that no it says Kyle written house is God oh oh okay okay that's what it says there he's
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sexy she is he only gave her a three let's move on I mean it's insane next up is Bailey o hi I'm Bailey 21 I live in
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North Carolina okay yeah this I get I work at Hooters so I'm good with women 510 K she can be a crazy and [ __ ] and
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she said she also doesn't have tits she says she's flat she works at Hooters what do you think what we should open up I just be
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like I'm I'd be scared of her yeah she'd [ __ ] you up she's 510 510 says she's a
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little flat sorry but she works at Hooters which is crazy small boobies are fun great chicken wings no why would she
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have small tits and work at Hooters it's the [ __ ] whole thing I know but you know what I you know we should open up a restaurant called peckers huh peckers
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little peckers and all the server are men with little tiny penises yeah yeah okay and you would be lead on the floor
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so one out of five yeah I'm just I don't know I'm just scared she seems like nice but I I feel this is the white that you
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are scared of I like it this is the white you're scared of yeah I understand that I'm a white more more more more
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more more it actually okay all right so of all the candidates let's slowly scroll back up and see so unfortunately
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Bailey is a no for you she lives too far the cop okay the s b that works in the
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prison s b then we've got the Brit Cheerio
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malel then we've got the brown that bites that bit Brown Michelle then we've
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got uh Dylan cold mateline T and then we've got uh Elsa y Let It Go and then
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we've got Olivia m we liked her too she's yeah she's pretty you think she's a catfish maybe and our first girl goes
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back to the very beginning that's Bridget can I do top three yeah yeah do top three okay first one is Michelle
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yeah yeah we know the brown one number two is this girl number three and three is the second one three is this one
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Olivia for the wedding of the Lamb has come and his bride has made herself
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ready blessed the dude what the [ __ ] you doing dude we're trying to have a moment I'm
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doing my [ __ ] monolog you not [ __ ] sorry dude rude I'm sorry it's out of pocket dude I
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know truly truly out pocket did Pig for the wedding of the Lambs
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come all right you know what dude get out get out of the room man if you're going to [ __ ] up his [ __ ] you got to get out talk about God and the Lord dude
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they're one and the same all right I'm out I'm out no would you can you just learn to not laugh when I'm being
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serious sure yeah look at me right now dude I'm going to look at you while I say this I'll think of and if you
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[ __ ] laugh I swear to [ __ ] God you're fired all right let's go what do you think I've been wanting to fire him for a long time here we go dude all
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right George I swear to [ __ ] God dude ready here we go for the wedding of the Lamb has
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come and his bride has made herself ready blessed are those who are invited
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to the wedding supper of the L lamb very good is that what it says yeah I don't
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know what it means I don't know what it means though let me read it I don't know what it means yeah yeah see it the way I said it or do it
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better for the wedding of the Lamb has come there we go and his bride has made
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herself ready blessed are those who are invited to the wedding supper of the the
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lamb the bridegroom is the Lamb the bride is the wife of the Lamb guess invitees who is the bride the wife of
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the Lamb this is why I don't [ __ ] with this stuff cuz it's too much I don't understand what are you talking about
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yeah yeah what are you [ __ ] talking about I've never seen a lamb anyway um blessed are the I've never have have you
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ever seen a lamb but people talk about the Bible talks about lambs and sheep I've never seen him well it's not it's
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not he tried a part of my life the bride Christ of the Lamb's wife is a metaphor used in the number of related verses in
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the Christian Bible specifically what blah blah blah yeah I believe in I believe in something I have a belief
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system I just I don't like rhetoric I don't like word I I just don't like all it's like let me just believe in my
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[ __ ] let me ask you something let's be real dude yeah okay let's let's let's as a consensus in the bad friends you
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know me ecosystem here let's get a consensus over here right consensus yeah
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okay Nick please okay consensus let's get a consensus
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that's what I said let's let's go gay marriage what do we feel
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yes supportive we'll say it on the count of three one two 3 no yeah no why it's a
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sin okay no let's be real though I'm try to get the ecosystem okay of course yes
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I'm going to a gay marriage soon yeah I love him I I don't let me tell you something I don't like any weddings
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anymore I don't want to go to anybody's wedding I don't want to go I don't want to go V yo dog what's up what's up
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yeah what do you think of gameer yeah yeah I don't give a [ __ ] I don't care what people do okay how about um this one sex before marriage one absolutely
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against it you've done no you 100% never had sex before marriage really no
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waited never even got a Tugger interesting nothing so your wife you
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your wife yes Scouts Honor Scouts Honor right sex before marriage yes how about
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yes how about these guys yes Nick you're fine with it sinner sin s
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sin does a border have anything to do with the Bible little
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bit I'm running out of things guys oh murder here we go murder yes right wrong
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right it depends it's wrong depends on who you're killing exactly self-defense yeah yeah you can kill dude this girl
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loves [ __ ] murder that's her whole thing oh let me give you a scenario okay by the way we should build the Border out of
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Bibles dude that's so brilliant then when they try to get over here they can grab one and read what's really going on get the word of the Lord while they're
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trying to scale the wall good that's so good we should put other things in the the wall if we're could to put pamphlets
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and bibles what well something that's exciting like how about that new how about that that crab book that people
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like what's it the no I mean the um what no no no they did a movie about it it's about the
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southern it's a they did a movie about it's a southern Mo I I read it is about the crab not the
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crabs but what are you looking for Buddy it was a book anyway other books how about
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this I don't know much books so what what we what do we put in like the Sun Sun Also Rises by Hemingway I love there
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we go or something that they oh remember that book I saw online today Hatchet remember the book Hatchet everyone had
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to read that it popped back up to me this book yeah like every kid in junior high had to read that [ __ ] book why
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would it have to do with what have to do with hatchets I don't [ __ ] remember the book yeah Gary pulson though I
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remember the name Gary pson what was it about mcon do you remember I think it was about a kid that got lost in the
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Alaskan Wilderness or that's right and he had a k and he had a and then a it's a it's a honor zoom in it's a honor
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award-winning young adult Wilderness survival novel Gary pson I think he's from Minnesota shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] sh
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you ruin everything you ruin yeah about Brian Roberts survival following a plane crash explores the
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theme of positive thinking pers and perseverance he faces challenges from nature bears porcupines dehydration starvation with only his trusty Hatchet
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to help him can we go back to the wall or we want to go back to the [ __ ] Bible the wall wall wall wall build the
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wall build the wall what about incest love but not like direct like relative
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like what about second cousin oh you talking like royal family stuff yeah
00:26:05
yeah like yeah yeah you know what that's a good question yeah thank you for that question and I'm going to go I'm may I
00:26:10
dive in oh God please right first cousin no second yeah well I'm not done with
00:26:17
Jesus Christ so fast Al so I'm not also done with first cousins there's caveats okay right you can marry your first
00:26:24
[ __ ] cousin in in like 10 states mhhm laws regard California you can I know
00:26:30
California Alaska Hawaii uh New Mexico Colorado yeah
00:26:36
Florida Georgia yeah South Carolina Tennessee Alabama Virginia New York and
00:26:46
Jersey and the places and Massachusetts and Maine and the places they actually do it it's super
00:26:52
illegal like Texas right it's a criminal offense in Texas that's when they do it that's where they do it and it's like no
00:26:59
can you imagine North and South Dakota had to bond together what if one of them was like no way and the other one was like come
00:27:04
on and they're like come on we're we're a package deal we're North and South do you ever any hot cousins no yeah either
00:27:10
do I I mean I don't I don't view them no but that's rude to say I I'm sure they're pretty my cousins are yeah like it's like I have they're they're I have
00:27:17
they're not ugly people how many first cousins do you have a thousand my mom's one of 10 kids you have 28 first cousins
00:27:23
I have a million 28 are you a dog what did you did you just say did
00:27:29
you just say are you a dog you are what you
00:27:34
[Music] eat you are what you
00:27:43
eat no no just just just just just let that sink in you are what you eat and
00:27:50
I'll tell you why that's good it was fast it was very fast it was something that you would say it's something I would say right he's learning I'm going
00:27:56
to give you credit that was was very funny yeah okay I just stood up because of the timing perfect it was very good
00:28:03
and I'm going to keep you props for her thank you very good wow that was very good good what do
00:28:08
you think that was very good very good why do you ask Rudy do you want to marry one of your cousins no I'm just saying
00:28:14
like have you ever kissed a cousin no you ever had a crush on one of your cousins yeah I've told you I'm just
00:28:19
saying like right I feel like that's fine to like marry like your second
00:28:25
cousin why is it what of all the people you could meet you just feel comfortable with family no no like what if there's
00:28:32
like an actual like attraction and like it's just pure love yeah let's say you're you're single you're at a [ __ ]
00:28:38
family function your second cousin is Margot Robbie yeah right she's single yeah you're at the banquet yeah buffet
00:28:45
table whatever I don't know what you guys eat but um fried chicken I don't know anyway
00:28:52
anyway right anyway you know mean you guys are at the chicken plate okay I'm me and you're Margot Robbie hey I don't
00:29:01
know how she's she's from Australia oh yeah I don't want to
00:29:06
do hello hello hello hey what's up Margo
00:29:12
how are you good to see you congrats on everything that's been going on Barbie what a success thank you thank you it's
00:29:17
incredible I heard you are you sick yeah I'm only a little
00:29:23
cold you sound different Mar can you imagine how hot margar Robbie is
00:29:29
and with this voice you'd never [ __ ] her anyway I love you on the bad friends oh
00:29:35
thank you thank you so much thank you Margo yeah yeah yeah can I have some of
00:29:41
that Gudda can you pass sorry anyway G yeah the G please thank you he the G
00:29:47
thank you m thank you hello hell yeah I would never hook up with
00:29:52
this CU that's I mean I don't I don't know he anyway no
00:29:58
even if Margot Robbie was your cousin no of course not second cousin no cuz You' still be like that's my family okay okay
00:30:03
what if you met someone and then you fall in love with them then you find out you find out then I kill myself I jump
00:30:10
off a [ __ ] bridge I feel like it's fine you you're yeah I know but can you have a baby with your second cousin and
00:30:16
the baby become normal yeah the likelihood slides I think after maybe a little autism something well look at all
00:30:22
of us in this [ __ ] room yeah yeah we are we cousin babies yeah yeah the CH the child of a second C is is known as a
00:30:28
second cousin once removed to put this in perspective you're the second cousin once removed right but the chances of having uh what are the chances of having
00:30:35
birth defects from C this is insane where I know she's yeah she did it the risk of
00:30:41
birth defects is slightly higher then for the child of unrelated parents 3 to 4% compared to 2 to three for any child
00:30:47
so really you're only a percent higher with your second cousin yeah still gamble huh you're like get cat Vegas
00:30:54
baby hit the tables so but third cousin you're fine there to 4 to 7% if there's closer blood wow now if you had a baby
00:31:02
with God forbid no one does it with your sister biological system what happened what Give me the give me the percentage
00:31:08
on that I mean give me the perc was sibling 75% no
00:31:14
what is it the birth effect rate of all kinds is about 2% between siblings is 3 to four the increase is 75% not 25
00:31:22
75% no it just says the increase is about 75% from two from two
00:31:28
ohow wow okay the problem is when multiple Generations do it it's not just
00:31:33
one wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow or just not have babies can I say something yeah they should have just
00:31:40
[ __ ] upped this just to make people more deterred I know cuz if you're a pervert and you're looking online about
00:31:45
like what if my sister and then you're like 2% [ __ ] whatever manipul manipulate the numbers a change the
00:31:51
numbers to be a little bit higher 2% of all marriages in the United States are between second cousins are closer that
00:31:57
means there are about 250,000 Americans that are in second cousin relationship right now wow that's interesting so
00:32:03
somebody we know maybe yeah do you think if you and I go back our ancestries that that we find some sort of like
00:32:09
connection incest no like just maybe how many generations would you and I would have to go back never ever in a mill
00:32:14
nothing there's got to be you kind of look the same though okay shut the [ __ ] up what the [ __ ] are you talking about
00:32:20
talk no but back in the there's you don't think we can go like 100,000 years
00:32:27
back no cuz I'm from an island Ireland's a little [ __ ] I'm from Peninsula yeah it's not how would we yeah they don't
00:32:34
work I know about this yeah the bloom yeah but how would we even link up we would never link we would never have any
00:32:39
sort of connection I mean this just too far back okay you two no for sure no
00:32:44
Island Peninsula yeah but you're still on the same side of the world but not only that they they've been mixed with
00:32:50
other Bloods Spanish no he means like creatures from the from the sea oh I like that
00:32:57
yeah trust me I know you do no but you know like the Spanish you guys have been colonized a times yeah yeah yeah did you
00:33:02
hear about this is so look if this is true they said all blue-eyed people are related oh wow all blue eyes stem from
00:33:09
one man wow w wow is that crazy and they said it's incest right well here you
00:33:14
keep going back yeah yeah we we're going to move past incest right now yeah get everything out now and then we'll move
00:33:19
past new research shows that people with blue eyes have a single common ancestor go up to the top oo scientists have
00:33:25
tracked down a genetic mutation which took place 6 to 10,000 years ago 6,000 to 10,000 years ago and is the cause the
00:33:31
eye color of blue-eyed humans alive on the planet today so you're all a part of one [ __ ] answer not you no not you
00:33:37
are you blue-eyed George oh yes sir you would be you [ __ ] not you're Hitler's dream look at this guy blue-eyed blonde
00:33:43
hair but North India has a lot of blue-eyed people too yeah you know Georgia is actually one of those guys I would kick at this Hitler who do you
00:33:51
think you'd hang out with if you came back today well George Kimmel seems like somebody I would like to maybe get a
00:33:56
snake V the way he dresses the way he laughs his
00:34:01
glasses he reminds me of myself when I was his age you do have rage man yeah there's a
00:34:08
rage deep down bubbling we haven't seen I haven't seen you in so long it's deliberate but it's good to see you now
00:34:15
yeah it's just a little rage I'm scared of George more than what I know exactly wait really why thank you there's
00:34:20
something there's like rage yeah there's a rage there yeah yeah it's bubbling I'm not rageful because mine comes with
00:34:27
heart and love and his is from Something Something Dark you're right you don't suppress yours you you express your
00:34:33
feelings I let it rip the other day we did the show you got a little depressed when I came I came into the room and I go you okay I need my space and I get it
00:34:40
you're very honest about your emotions and I love you so [ __ ] much I love you and when you get sad My Little mandrew gets sad man I get real sad too
00:34:47
you know what bummed me out the most the pizza was terrible dude I had the [ __ ] not only that it [ __ ] my day up the
00:34:54
next day it lingered in my body is that what you got a stomach dude yes it [ __ ] me up my stomach hurts so bad
00:35:01
when we were sitting on that plane we sat on the tarmac and Reno for like a couple hours they had to deis take us
00:35:06
back deis take us back the whole time I'm thinking I'm going to [ __ ] myself I'm going to [ __ ] myself I'm going to
00:35:12
[ __ ] myself right I'm either going to [ __ ] right on Mone cuz he sat next to yeah yeah yeah or I'll just take one for
00:35:17
the team and just do it in the seat I'll tell you no I know why it's bad because I took six emoi ads and I still had
00:35:25
diarrhea shout out to Roundtable Pizza really putting in work now that you say that I want to bring up a gripe bring up
00:35:32
a gripe I love and I want I don't want to see the restaurant oh should I have not said Round Table no no but there was
00:35:38
a restaurant that we wanted to go to uhhuh Carlos called and said the boys are in town I know you close you know
00:35:45
what I mean right and we would love and they go we don't give a [ __ ] they're
00:35:50
here they we don't give a [ __ ] no no thank you don't come in and I I I'm I'm
00:35:56
close a [ __ ] you know I'm this close oh I wish you would I know I don't even remember that's why I can't do you're do
00:36:02
when you do Jiro it means you're mad I'm this [ __ ] close I'm tell you that right now I'm [ __ ] this close that's really good and let me tell you
00:36:08
something right now but why don't we give credit where credits too you know a restaurant stayed open for us Round Table no oh in Salt Lake City oh in the
00:36:16
bubble at the rooftop well not really rooftop of the higher Regency in Salt Lake City remember we said outside oh my
00:36:22
God now that place respect phenomenal phenomenal respect
00:36:27
heavy props they stayed open late and then outside Bobby was first like they're going to [ __ ] walk us outside
00:36:33
we're going to eat outside but it was like little Huts like little outdoor your own little Hut was your own little
00:36:38
like we were in the Caribbean I want to go there and it was on the look at that's our little Hut right there that Hut and it had music and a heater yeah
00:36:45
of course this guy immediately bluet tooths his own [ __ ] ey [ __ ] phone
00:36:51
yeah like you're DJ why you DJ every time let's rewind you literally turned to me in the middle of dinner and goes I
00:36:57
love every song you've played I know I did so what are you [ __ ] talking about I played everything you like I
00:37:03
played Big Thief and you were like holy [ __ ] I love this I played so much [ __ ] you liked and now you're [ __ ]
00:37:08
flipping it for the Pod it's not that I'm not flipping it for the Pod and this is just a gripe that I have and you can you guys back me up please for once here
00:37:14
we go anytime there's a Bluetooth whether in the backstage in the green room or any restaurant right it's always
00:37:21
him that's in charge of the DJing and and I'm wondering why did I [ __ ] up is
00:37:27
he the is he the leader oh my God are you the leader I try to make the
00:37:32
Ambiance ni I'm an Ambiance guy too my friend well then say I want the Bluetooth you won't even let me that's
00:37:38
right but say you want it so I know you do and then I go no anyway let's go back to the restaurant that restaurant was
00:37:44
what were you going to say what were you going to say just that uh was it your like Bluetooth speaker like whose was
00:37:50
that it was the restaurants they left it for us but no even in in in any
00:37:55
situation have you trying to be nice bro thank you dude I really do because we had a tough night it was just I think he
00:38:01
and the music selection was righteous you [ __ ] liked everything this is what you do oh my God great I'm sorry
00:38:08
I'm sorry I'm a part of [ __ ] this society and I'm playing by these rules okay okay what you do is you think to
00:38:16
yourself gee in every single situation I'm usually DJ and I cook up the Bluetooth really quickly and just play
00:38:22
my own music I think that's a nice thing to do I just stop right right is that Ace situation I I'm going to do this hey
00:38:28
guys you guys want to be DJ for tonight but he doesn't do that unbelievable you know he goes he goes
00:38:34
right to the [ __ ] Bluetooth thing oh and then they they you know connect with the speaker they pair MH he's pairings
00:38:41
too he like you he looks around the room you'll see what I got in store you know what I mean it's like all right we get
00:38:46
it then no lie told yeah yeah and then I play [ __ ] bangers some of them bangers some of them are not what what
00:38:53
did I play that you didn't like that night every [ __ ] song well there's one song that you played that I can't stop listening to what Warren zon the
00:39:00
best so you're wel song Warren Zon I know so I guess you're right when sometimes you DJ I do learn I do Circle
00:39:07
yeah but I I can influence you too you won't let me no that's not true help me the [ __ ] out you know and then and then
00:39:13
this is insane is to say you don't bring it up Bob you don't say anything if you said I want a DJ no no do it I said do
00:39:21
it immediately don't don't George Bush him yeah I felt like that reporter when Bush
00:39:27
right just now don't push him Bush ducked yeah that was the best duck that was the best shoe duck he thre two in in
00:39:33
world history he eyed it dude he is my president when I saw that that's the guy
00:39:39
did that's how you know he has good reaction time and good Precision I mean he put both of those planes into the
00:39:45
towers yeah this is Biden yeah right in
00:39:50
there this guy he can throw a pitch yeah yeah he can throw a pitch he can dodge a shoe and he can CR crash three planes
00:39:57
into government buildings he's the man he is the man I love him anyway let's move
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00:42:50
restaurant so let's go back to the restaurant right oh it's phenomenal no the restaurant that they denied us this is what I felt like like what's the name
00:42:56
of the one that we liked here I'll pull it up right here yeah oh you don't know how to say it
00:43:02
Marana it was phenomenal on the rooftop of the high Regency in Salt Lake shout out to those guys they were great and also the surface was o la la she was
00:43:10
incredible everybody was great all right go back let's go back to the [ __ ] place right that we call we call and
00:43:17
they acted as if like we don't want that garbage yeah they did in our restaurant right and I'm like oh I'm
00:43:25
sorry I'm this one of the top 10 comedy
00:43:30
podcasts I'm focking it Earth no on planet Earth you don't they didn't want
00:43:38
us and I could right now write down the restaurant and go like this and go [ __ ] this arrogant piece of [ __ ] the food
00:43:45
diarrhea worse than [ __ ] yeah I could do that but I'm not you're not but next time we're on town if you do that again
00:43:51
[ __ ] you war war you don't want war with the league am I being a jerk I feel like
00:43:57
I'm being arrogant but I'm going tell you something right now though all right they would probably do it to like
00:44:02
oh the manager at [ __ ] you know R is here you know I mean like they you know
00:44:08
I mean that's how come on in let's go down the list of comics you think would they do that to bur Cher and Tom seura
00:44:14
they would I think they wouldn't they would have had a table for them I I really TR I truly believe they would what about Theo no they would deny him
00:44:22
yeah he's garbage like gu I mean in terms of the like we're rat people yeah right and he's a rat and I
00:44:28
love rat he's the Rat King he's a rat king I love rat people I love him what he's hot it's enough okay enough of you
00:44:34
we said stop your cous all right so anyway um you like him huh give me another name who would give me another
00:44:39
name that would not get or get if they would get it or not yeah uh Spade oh
00:44:45
yeah 100% oh you want to close we'll close the restaurant down for you I know right give me another name
00:44:51
Schneider no they yeah he's like us he's like us now damn yeah he's in the the wild but but maybe he is still him yeah
00:44:58
Jim Jeff yeah yeah get a table you yeah he would sit up a table you [ __ ] yeah
00:45:06
I mean I can tell you who just off you wipe your cheek your left I don't know if it's a booger or something did you
00:45:12
where on your left cheek that's a that's side yeah what is that is that a Bo it's
00:45:17
wax or something is that what you find on the tub yeah you going to open your gift right
00:45:24
there I got you the barrel turn it around oh this one yeah turn it yeah open it
00:45:30
up yay Drake's
00:45:37
dick that was leaked today that it's as long as that it's big let's see it I
00:45:43
heard he got leaked look that's not Drake it is that's that doesn't that guy
00:45:49
so don't pinch the no you got that gets more flow to the top I know but it's still not like accurate so wait a minute
00:45:55
he he sent this as a as a as a like a private and then someone leaked it oh that's mean oh that's mean dude but I
00:46:01
guess or he or he you think it's so long let me see go back again how did you
00:46:06
find it the first time I think that's an yeah I don't know that's long it's not I think that's just
00:46:13
an image I think that's there's a video all right all right anyway what did you do all day
00:46:19
today let's can we talk about your private life so let me say something so you're still at school wait I want to
00:46:25
share my my story please okay so in in our new house we think we have um a
00:46:33
ghost friend go on cuz I every time ATA
00:46:38
go to Hawaii I hear like footsteps and like at kala's voice like just talking
00:46:44
in her room yeah that's me it's not you sorry but it's been happening like and
00:46:52
then you're in the house by yourself when she by myself but it doesn't seem like it's a bad energy it's just it's
00:46:59
just there so the ghost is mocking it's like a parrot it's mocking her kind of and it's like walking around like at
00:47:06
night especially like 12:00 a.m. does it say Rudy does it any say anything to you no but it's specifically at the K's
00:47:12
voice okay um the four dogs are they in the room with you yeah and they don't care they're not going crazy you would
00:47:18
think that a [ __ ] ghost talking Rudy you know what I mean it's not saying my name any name the
00:47:25
dogs would go ape [ __ ] cuz dogs can see they sense that [ __ ] you've never seen the movies they sense it before anyone
00:47:32
else senses I've told you this before my dog has stared at the goat cuz I've told you about the goat to my house she'll stare she'll sit and stare right at the
00:47:38
hallway and then she'll turn around look at me and then look right back at the hallway this what my dogs do well they're go I mean if they're good
00:47:44
spirits it's fine mine's mine's an old woman that died into my house do you know what Bojo did to me
00:47:49
what I'm [ __ ] watching videos on my iPad Bojo walks onto my [ __ ] table
00:47:56
right to the edge and looks at me like this right and I look at him like this a
00:48:01
and we do this for about a minute M then I go I'm going to get some water I get up Bojo's still staring where I used to
00:48:08
be whoa right so I'm like oh he wasn't [ __ ] looking at me right he just you
00:48:14
just and then and then watch what he does he's looking at nothing now and he gets scared he
00:48:23
goes what at nothing I ran out of the house maybe you're dead
00:48:29
oh wow what if you're what if you're
00:48:36
dead oh man holy [ __ ] what do you mean you want do you want to tell him
00:48:43
Bob I was driving drunk and you were in the passenger seat and we crashed into
00:48:50
uh mone's car outside of bad friends and mcon and you are now gone you guys have
00:48:55
been dead it was funny though at the end we were having a good laugh and you that's
00:49:02
right so in the other world Mone is funny because of that dog J
00:49:08
yeah that's now it all makes sense he would only be funny and smart cuz de
00:49:13
yeah yeah because he's getting the energy from all the other spirits up there it's not his [ __ ] it's not original wow yeah he's a hack yeah he's
00:49:21
stealing he's stealing humor from the other from the other world that's interesting I did decide by the way this
00:49:27
past week that I'm going to be wrapped in a forever a forever suit where it's a the forever suit what
00:49:33
do you mean my friend um when you die it's it's uh they basically wrap you in
00:49:38
this um a forever suit that like detoxifies uh your
00:49:45
blood and the toxins inside you so you can be put into the Earth directly they wrap you a mushroom suit yeah pretty rad
00:49:53
oh let me see it and the good death yeah they wrap you in this stuff and uh you just grow you
00:50:00
grow into the Earth Eternal suit or something like that I don't yeah and I've seen that before but wouldn't you grow without the suit like your your
00:50:07
your dead bodies would still nut give the soil nutrients no because because we have so much toxins inside of us that
00:50:14
it's like bad for the it's bad for the ground so you this suit helps you kind of detoxify and organically decompose
00:50:21
yeah so the plants around you can that's not it Carlos what the [ __ ] are you doing yeah yeah what the [ __ ] are you doing Avatar [ __ ] no I cuz I saw a
00:50:28
documentary called Eight ways to die eight new ways to die yeah right and that was one of them yeah where there's
00:50:34
a place where they wrap you in a thing and then you find the plot of land where you want to go right and then they die
00:50:39
and you and then a tree grows on top of you I love I think that's amazing I want that that's what I want I don't why
00:50:45
because I'd like to be rebirthed into the Earth yeah do it I'll chop down the tree you'll be [ __ ] way dead by the
00:50:51
time I die you're not going to [ __ ] out like that man well you make dead can I got uh
00:50:58
can I burn you when like you're done can I be the one to do it no I don't want to
00:51:04
be burned I want to be in a suit okay can I rap you then you can rap me yeah and Bob well he wants to be cremated you
00:51:11
can burn him what I don't want any of that man I want
00:51:17
I want there in this in this [ __ ] documentary saw about death there's a
00:51:22
new way what you get put into a rocket ship and shoot you into space yeah kind
00:51:29
of tight I'd rather be up there what are you wearing is there right am I not right no
00:51:36
this is real it's real no I saw a documentary about it you you go into into space but I think your ashes get
00:51:43
squirted out into the [ __ ] whoa you know what I want launch into space and return to Earth for three grand huh
00:51:50
launch into Earth orbit for five grand launch into lunar orbit or Surface starting at 12 12 Grand and Voyager
00:51:56
launch into deep space for 12,99 so you can be launched into [ __ ] off space for
00:52:02
$133,000 but I don't want to be ashes I want full body well no [ __ ] I no I want
00:52:07
to be out there just are they saying naked just you know yeah yeah and maybe I'll be the first welcoming thing with
00:52:13
the aliens imagine my naked body You're an Alien it's cremated remains or DNA no
00:52:18
I want my whole body I oh no if that's what they look like down
00:52:23
there we should avoid going there you'd be like a red flag a human red flag no
00:52:28
I'm cute dude you are cute let's penetrate that let's [ __ ] it and eat it
00:52:34
no I mean no no maybe there's more of that down there yeah but what
00:52:40
if I think they should be able to shoot your body into space yeah why couldn't they shoot your whole [ __ ] body up
00:52:46
there it's too much weight yeah that costs a lot of money no but if you gave them like $1 million oh they would do it
00:52:51
they would do it yeah yeah what you could do is like pay a couple million to go to space and then just open the door and just go out and just die if you
00:52:58
wanted to end it all oh and you're just floating forever no I'm I think that's a terrible way to die why you would you
00:53:05
would you would implode from the inside out well here's what you do take a take like a cide pill or something and then
00:53:11
go on for a space walk yeah then you have like minutes to die then you're dead and your body you would die
00:53:16
instantaneously out there and it would the most painful death what you talking about you'd be wearing a suit you'd be wearing a space go for a space walk a
00:53:24
space walk and then you float forever what is it what oh no I was just going
00:53:29
to say we do have some Valentine's Day let do for yall Valentine's Day stuff yeah let's do it let's see it yeah M's
00:53:35
bringing it out right now what's this is a scratch off scratchers what is this I don't like it what the [ __ ] is this it's
00:53:43
candy oh it's oh oh it's candy yeah that was real meat I go what the [ __ ] you would eat that well these are from the
00:53:49
from Christmas these are old I want to win something
00:53:58
16 no this is very nice thank you for the Valentine's Day gift you guys thank
00:54:04
we love y'all clearly I didn't match anything ever look at this it says this I think
00:54:11
about scratchers my whole family plays scratchers how is that don't chew in the
00:54:16
mic tastes like chicken what is that Lunchables Lunchables with the flavor is like the meat and stuff oh wow you guys
00:54:23
just got me regular old chocolate yeah no I like it just fine do you need to have all the numbers
00:54:31
or just one uh what does it say it says on it win would you win a dollar I have 28
00:54:40
28 1 million shut the [ __ ] up what are you talking about yeah how do you do
00:54:48
this how do you play this game let me it just says if just one right you need
00:54:53
scratch off the entire play area onover num tell you're going to match three of
00:55:00
them oh three see no that's on his you have a different one when any of your numbers match any winning numbers the
00:55:05
prize under the matching reveal a money win wall win all system symbol win all 20 prizes when any of your one numbers
00:55:12
match any winning numbers where's the winning numbers 4 36 28 152 I have
00:55:19
28 did she win a million dollars is this real be real is it is it is it real I
00:55:25
mean let me see let me see honestly there there's no way let me see let me see it's not all the winning numbers no I play no it's you got to match the all
00:55:32
the winning numbers it says any okay so 28 28 28
00:55:38
28 I don't see 28 on here there is no there isn't there's 29 under
00:55:47
38 oh right here 28 give it to me first of all let me say something is
00:55:53
it any figuring this out but also you're in our house also you don't get all of it I know I'll share we're splitting it
00:56:01
I'll share it no no we're not splitting it you and I get it and that's it we're splitting it no yeah you're in our house
00:56:10
honestly this is weird because winning number 28 that's awful it should be 1 million I mean honestly based on this
00:56:17
but based on this she won $1 million I swear to God [ __ ] crazy is this real
00:56:24
yeah it's real I got him at 7-Eleven before this off a coin I'm I'm not [ __ ]
00:56:30
kidding around dude 28 28 1 million you have to win three of them no you don't
00:56:35
yeah you do no winning number right when one of your numbers match any winning
00:56:41
number right so any of these winning numbers one of these numbers give it to me 28 1 million give it to me if you rip
00:56:47
it up I swear to [ __ ] why would I do that rip it don't rip it oh I
00:56:53
think no insane that's
00:57:03
crazy D [ __ ] you is that real yeah but you
00:57:08
don't get to win it no [ __ ] you I'll share it what are you doing dude Happy
00:57:13
Valentine's Day is it real put it back together are you
00:57:19
sure fake yeah dude what you get that oh my God where' you get that out
00:57:26
Amazon that's insane dude that's insane dude because I swear to god dude I
00:57:32
thought it was real I that it was real too dude their faces when I ripped it up he literally about go you a bad Friends
00:57:38
movie I mean Here Comes Turtle Island the way we want to make it yeah
00:57:44
yeah dude so funny the way that her face looked when I ripped it so [ __ ] incredible wow I thought it was real wow
00:57:51
that was pretty good change your life forever yeah and then you I got a fake one one a real one that's a real one we real one I got nothing yeah I never win
00:57:58
those things are [ __ ] [ __ ] anyway what do you got thank you for the Valentine's Day it was really nice very
00:58:04
very nice you guys give me chocolate I don't like that yeah let me throw one in your mouth say ah no I want to pick the
00:58:11
one open up oh that [ __ ] hurt let me try again no one more
00:58:17
please well I can't if you your mouth is there you go all right one more one more one more
00:58:22
I do you now one more I do you is how it feels okay all you're going to [ __ ]
00:58:29
don't throw it hard love it I would love it you chip my teeth I'm I'm going love it I'm going love it this is not aot
00:58:36
love it you did twice [Music]
00:58:42
right all right no more no more okay okay give me the here can I pick though
00:58:47
yeah just have one whatever you want take the whole thing I spit one out cuz one tasted it tasted
00:58:53
bad have you guys seen Mr and Mrs Smith no no because we saw the original movie
00:59:00
no and but it's not the same like thing I'll tell you why I don't want to watch it yeah why because um I know why why
00:59:07
hold on why I know why tell why why I don't know why why don't I want to watch it you don't like Donald Glover why
00:59:14
that's not true the [ __ ] he was talking about Dave I don't not like Donald Glover the [ __ ] he was saying about Dave
00:59:20
you want me to clarify I'll clarify I don't not like Donald Glover I
00:59:27
don't have any beef with Donald Glover but since I was on that show Dave
00:59:32
there's been like speculation and back and forth about somebody comparing us to his show
00:59:39
because we were both on FX right and then a while ago it came up that I guess
00:59:46
he I don't know in some way he was kind of like offended that people uh uh compared us
00:59:54
yeah and so then vanity far did this thing with um Maya kin who's phenomenal from pen5 interviewing Donald and then
01:00:02
here look do you think you're more talented than this person he's on a lie
01:00:08
detector yeah yeah you know this is going to start beef but I actually like him I
01:00:15
think he's a really nice guy I just but I'm just conceited were you insulted when critics
01:00:22
compared Dave to Atlanta uh yeah I don't remember any like
01:00:29
critics I think it was just people but I I definitely was insulted not because I think that they're that Dave is bad
01:00:36
because I actually really think Dave is a good show I I just don't think they have a lot in
01:00:42
common that's true true okay so first of all [ __ ] Vanity Fair
01:00:51
what a [ __ ] lame weird setup elitists yeah but that's a [ __ ] it's a
01:00:57
[ __ ] question Els so I don't that here I don't [ __ ] I mean look Dave is done our show is over anyway kick a dead
01:01:03
dog and when it's sleeping you know kick a dead it's a Jewish dog no less so they should you know what I mean given the circumstances of the world right now no
01:01:10
but I just I don't have any hate for Donald [ __ ] Glover I don't I just think it's a [ __ ] no I was saying anyway no I think it's a lame line of
01:01:16
questioning are you more talented than this guy it's like what the [ __ ] are you talking about that's so subjective
01:01:22
anyway and then for him to be like we will get revenge there's no Revenge I we will we
01:01:28
will get revenge the game is no here vanity Affair you hear listen here listen now the race isn't over the race
01:01:35
is over when I'm dead and I will get revenge all right we will do we will to We Will and D
01:01:42
DG watch your back dude do you think you're more talented
01:01:48
than this other person I'm tired of elitism aren't you tired of elitism we see it in com you could beat this guy in
01:01:55
a foot race yeah I hate it it's like can we just [ __ ] just do what we do and let's move on I commented on this video
01:02:02
do you think your dad could beat up my dad that's what this is do you think you're more talented do you have more of
01:02:09
a skill set than this other human being yeah what the [ __ ] are you you know that comic right now that's doing the little voice thing F what's that the voice um
01:02:17
the autotune autotune Guy what's it very funny I see his clip I've heard Comics go well that's cheating I go cuz he's
01:02:24
crushing with a [ __ ] who cares it's different than you it's different what you're doing he came up with it he's
01:02:30
great at it it's fun who are you talking about yeah he's great he just did he's doing uh Brian Mar show he's very funny
01:02:36
I think I met him one's nice but I don't give a [ __ ] dude who who are you talking
01:02:41
about watch oh oh oh you're talking about I know who it is his name is Morgan J yeah I like him yeah and some
01:02:48
I've heard a comic I don't say the name ago like what isn't it cheating no it's brilliant did you do it yeah you didn't
01:02:54
do it so then shut the [ __ ] up dude it's like let's we're all going to die soon yeah right yeah God willing right let's
01:03:01
just get through this no so I have no I didn't see the show I have no [ __ ] hate towards Donald I think I thought I liked Atlanta a lot I think he makes a
01:03:07
lot of great [ __ ] I don't understand the industry trying to pit them against each other yeah it's a weird thing to even
01:03:14
put an article out and then shame on Vanity Fair suck a dick for [ __ ] being like who's more talented I mean
01:03:21
get bent it's [ __ ] get a better writer write better questions snoody [ __ ] man I'm going to get my [ __ ]
01:03:27
Revenge one Bobby's going to get his revenge on you you'll see all did you like the show you liked it a lot I'm
01:03:32
still watching it but it's really good I'm sure it is they're both [ __ ] extremely talented mhm it's is it are
01:03:37
they assassins and they live together or whatever yeah but it's not more on it's not more on the spy stuff it's more like
01:03:44
did you see the original with Brad Pitt so you did yeah and you're saying that this version is better this is a TV show
01:03:52
or is it hack or is it hacky or is it we've been there done that I love po
01:03:57
wait it's a be honest B because you're your your generation you guys are [ __ ] when it comes to [ __ ] film I was I
01:04:04
was I was hanging with the girl the other day and you know and I I go would you watch movies yeah like she'll say
01:04:10
like like I like that Mr Mrs Smith I go but you never saw the original no you haven't seen any con Brothers movie
01:04:19
Fargo you know what I mean No Country for Old Men raising arizota Blood Simple
01:04:25
get your [ __ ] together man there's [ __ ] out there dude dama scors all those
01:04:31
[ __ ] Legends Legend right do you ever see the French Connection they go [ __ ] Mr and Mrs Smith you're not me express
01:04:39
your opinion cuz you're a movie elitist no I'm not a movie elitist yeah
01:04:44
you are you're saying you have to watch all these other good classic movies to
01:04:49
say that you what I am saying Thank You wel oh so so BAS basically what you're saying this I've seen everything right
01:04:56
and you're going you should watch Mr and Mr Smith yeah why can't you just enjoy a
01:05:02
movie without like oh I've seen better movies I don't like because I don't trust your
01:05:07
opinion I also don't trust your opinion I know exactly and the reason why you're
01:05:13
upset right now is cuz you know I'm right no and that's sad that's sad I refuse to watch it okay fine okay I'm
01:05:19
just saying I like it all right I'm sorry what is this Tokyo Cafe offers
01:05:26
jobs for people with disabilities to remotely operate robots that serve customers okay Tokyo what so if you want
01:05:33
to go to a robot Cafe it's the robots are being operated by kids with disabilities yes exactly wow it's a nice
01:05:39
place for them so the kids with disabilities are operating them remotely from their home I think they're like in
01:05:45
the back or something like that they hide them yeah like they don't want them to be around so they hide the kids with
01:05:50
disabilities so you don't see why don't they just have the kids with disabilities work at the restaurant well put the robot stuff on them or make them
01:05:56
in robot suits do you want more coffe that's what I'm saying yeah you know so you know if they're acting natural you're going oh this the mechanics
01:06:04
is malfunctioning right employees a was staff remotely operated by individuals with a physical with physical
01:06:10
limitations or disability so it could just be somebody without legs or maybe like see that robot over
01:06:16
there maybe they're like designed based on the person so maybe the person in the back has no legs and stuff right there
01:06:21
you go yeah that's interesting how you talk to the manager let me talk to the
01:06:28
manager I'm the manager what's
01:06:37
Japan South Korean EA FC Pro found guilty of Faking a low IQ to avoid mandatory military service now this is
01:06:43
[ __ ] brilliant this is brilliant say I'm dumb so you don't have to go to war yeah
01:06:49
[ __ ] genius that's genius how do you feel about that you're you're in BTS
01:06:55
you're killing it millions millions and then you got to do two years in the Army
01:07:00
I think they should have some exemptions if you're BTS you don't get a [ __ ] no they have to go they say there's some
01:07:06
exceptions for like um do they have to go sports yeah sports but not not the
01:07:13
biggest group of all time is son from Korea I don't know Tottenham did he ever do two years I think he did I don't know
01:07:20
tens of thousands of young South Koreans are drafted each year to perform their duty but athletes artist can get exemptions if they're seen so artist so
01:07:26
I guarantee you the BTS doesn't have to do it no they're doing it they're doing they are doing it they're doing it because they want to because it's going to help their image they obviously could
01:07:32
get an exemption oh but if you don't do it you can get an exemption but they'll probably shame you 100%
01:07:38
ah huh I think we should do this in America we should make you serve well Elvis did they made Muhammad remember
01:07:46
Ali got his [ __ ] Championship [ __ ] torn away from him because of that he wouldn't go Elvis served he did yeah but
01:07:54
um Ali didn't and then he got [ __ ] [ __ ] for it Muhammad Ali Cashes Clay
01:07:59
you know thank you I I didn't know who M I knew cashes yeah yeah yeah anyway Toby Keith died you didn't know that Toby
01:08:06
Keith is dead yeah the music artist yeah he'll put a boot in your it's the American way wait he [ __ ] how did he
01:08:13
die do you know this uh stomach cancer he just died I think today holy [ __ ] really I don't know who Toby Keith is he
01:08:19
was a famous country music artist I he died oh my God he was so young he died as stomach cancer oh no I kind of don't
01:08:26
care dude Jesus what do you mean you don't care an American icon dude I don't
01:08:31
like country singer who cares they don't like you what it's an insane thing that's why I don't like him he's dead
01:08:37
dude may you relapse and die that's insane it's not that crazy based on what
01:08:42
you said I have 30 days tomorrow oh congratulations congrats you know I I've never been like noticed by when I go
01:08:48
public and I guess the podcast is like getting really popular mhm wait wait
01:08:54
what's stop stop you've been noticed before what are you talking about what you barely and then now it's like every time I go out someone like re knows me
01:09:03
and then at work when when did it start December like every time I go out
01:09:09
someone knows me and then at work the chair of the cinema and television
01:09:16
Department knows me what' she say he was like he he was like oh you're from that
01:09:21
podcast hey what' you say I was like uh yeah and then he kept asking like oh how
01:09:27
how's the podcast been how are you how's Bobby and Andrew's like they're okay but
01:09:33
then my manager found out about it and then she was like oh you're in a podcast I was like yeah and then she was like oh
01:09:40
what's the name and I keep I kept I said no you don't have to know trash Tuesday just say trash Tuesday cuz I don't think she'll like it
01:09:47
yeah don't don't let anybody know you don't be no no no don't let anybody know be ashamed but it's my manager be
01:09:55
ashamed like we've talked about sex anal anal everything here I don't think
01:10:00
she'll like it well how do you know her what if she loves it yeah no I know her
01:10:06
she's like I don't well yeah don't say anything now because listening now yeah do you like her I I like or she a [ __ ]
01:10:12
I like her I'm just scared of her yeah yeah you do great work on the show nah no they do
01:10:19
they love her do good work on the show yeah and let me say something you great sheriff in town though there's a new
01:10:24
sheriff in town the and it's called the goop the goop is taking over in fact we should have you and the goop together
01:10:31
yes yeah I think you and the goop together will be good ski no no there's a new sheriff in town sheriff the
01:10:37
goop and he's got water guns obviously you don't listen to the show then yeah clearly yeah well this week's episode
01:10:45
uhhuh what listen to it the goop the goop is the best he's the best wait till
01:10:51
you see this to see I'm in love with him the way that people love you we love the goop and I will say this all joking
01:10:56
aside yeah I do love you Jules I think you're it's wild to think how much we've like watched you
01:11:03
grow and grown up with you and it's [ __ ] crazy to it like really moves me sometimes to think you're family to me I
01:11:11
love you and it's remember used to you used to hate them yeah not ha scared
01:11:17
scared and you I used to be so scared of you when and I wouldn't talk to you all
01:11:23
the time still now no before we're family now you love me now like when I first moved I
01:11:29
scar she never hated us she was scared because we're you're not scared anymore no yeah you feel great but you know what made me think how beautiful it is what
01:11:36
what this family means to me and the fans truly when we go on on the road it's great is I think what a weird world
01:11:43
and time we're living in we started the show during the pandemic after your dad died yeah and this little [ __ ]
01:11:48
brownie came into the studio to stop you from going going to get
01:11:55
Co the whole goal was keep Bobby away from 7-Eleven from rid oh she came she
01:12:02
was your chaperone a child she we were going to have her on no we didn't want to put her on and then once she showed
01:12:07
up how did she how was she on you asked her well we we started talking to her cuz she was in the room gave her a
01:12:12
microphone right and then to think you were guarding Bobby from getting Co yeah
01:12:19
now you've had it five times five or six yeah and might D my lower back oh my God
01:12:25
it's terrible right now not only have you had it five or six times yeah you've had it so many times so frequently you
01:12:32
don't even [ __ ] give a [ __ ] anymore I don't care about it yeah it's lower back wow how we've grown you know yeah yeah
01:12:39
anyway guys thanks for listening thank you for being a bad [Music]
01:12:51
friend woo
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yeah woo
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yeah
