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Happy Holidays Hiatus | Bad Friends

December 26, 2022 / 03:33

This episode features a light-hearted discussion about holiday traditions, upcoming tour dates, and humorous anecdotes. Guests Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee share their thoughts on Christmas, Hanukkah, and other celebrations.

The conversation begins with a playful attempt to harmonize the song "Jingle Bells," showcasing the comedic chemistry between Andrew and Bobby. They joke about the complexities of singing together and the importance of matching each other's vocal ranges.

As the dialogue continues, they touch on various holiday greetings and even mention a fictional "Satan Day," adding a humorous twist to the discussion. Bobby shares a story about visiting a significant site in Jerusalem, which leads to more light-hearted banter.

Andrew promotes their upcoming "Bad Friends" tour, highlighting specific dates and locations, including Vancouver, Spokane, and Seattle. He also mentions his annual New Year's Eve performance at the Wilbur Theater in Boston.

The episode wraps up with a reminder for listeners to enjoy the holiday season while also encouraging them to attend their shows.

TLDR

Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee joke about holidays, harmonizing, and promote their upcoming tour dates.

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jingle bells jingle bells well let's let's do you say jingle I say Bells well it's harmonize ready one two wait Jingle
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Bells yeah one two three Jingle Bells no I'm trying to go as high as you no we're
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harmonizing so you have to go to sleep first of all to harmonize I need to match you where you are so you were
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going jingle bells jingle bells no you go down Jingle Bells no the way we originally fine do it if you wanted to
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go if you want to go deep what are you a voice coach I didn't know you're gonna bury him
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already one two three jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is
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you're improvising I don't like it you don't want the improvisation no merry Christmas happy Hanukkah happy
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Kwanzaa happy Festivus happy happy happy the Satan worshipers have a thing or no
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better believe it happy Satan day is that what it is yeah because they think Satan was the one that um killed Jesus
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but if Jesus was born on the 25th if if oh whoa whoa whoa oh my bad yeah yeah presumably he was he was maybe yeah I
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wasn't there how would I know I wasn't at the manger in a way we were all there whoa let's see the birth certificate
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let's shop right just like Obama let's see the birth certificate yeah prove you're an American citizen I saw the
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slab when I was in Jerusalem you did the slab well the there was what I don't know what what he laid his body down
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he's a slab I guess that's I don't know what they call it's a Concrete thing slab oh it's slab yeah a concrete
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slab is a slab yeah it's like a steakhouse but did I tell you what happened I was Jesus was medium rare I
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was there with Steve oh yeah no you did tell me this I tell you the story yeah he cried it was the
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funniest day of my life well let's tell the audience merry Christmas happy happy
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holidays uh I stopped Jesus slab we don't have an episode this week we don't because we're taking the week off for
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you to enjoy yourself but what we want you to do is go get tickets to see us all right we're starting the bad Friends
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tour the dates are coming very soon but to start the bad Friends tour a little mini kickoff uh in February we're doing
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just for laughs Vancouver we will be there the 16th okay February 16th the 17th will be in Spokane Washington the
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18th will be in Seattle you can get tickets in the description below or at badfriendspod.com
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uh and also New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve Eve come see me andrewsantino.com at the Wilbur Theater
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in Boston Boston Massachusetts did you just play that last year I played every year I'm playing I'm
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playing I play cities every year I'm going congratulations so you say say go see him go see him at the Wilbur Theater
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again the 30th and the 30th the yearly thing that he does most people play it every year or so okay I play it one time
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andrewsantino.com I play things one time andrewsantino.com go go [Music] laughs [Music]

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Episode Highlights

  • Holiday Greetings
    A humorous mix of holiday wishes including Christmas, Hanukkah, and even Satan Day.
    “Happy Christmas, happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanzaa, happy Festivus!”
    @ 00m 55s
    December 26, 2022
  • The Birth Certificate
    A comedic take on the idea of proving Jesus' existence with a birth certificate.
    “Whoa, let's see the birth certificate!”
    @ 01m 28s
    December 26, 2022
  • Bad Friends Tour Announcement
    Exciting news about the upcoming Bad Friends tour with dates and locations.
    “We're starting the Bad Friends tour, dates are coming soon!”
    @ 02m 20s
    December 26, 2022

Episode Quotes

  • Happy Satan day is that what it is?
    Happy Holidays Hiatus | Bad Friends
  • Whoa, let's see the birth certificate!
    Happy Holidays Hiatus | Bad Friends
  • I stopped Jesus slab!
    Happy Holidays Hiatus | Bad Friends

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  • Holiday Mashup00:55
  • Jesus Birth Certificate01:28
  • Tour Announcement02:20

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