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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude i'm an asian dude you two
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are disgusting oh you two or something we're bad friends happy twenties we started yeah
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we can no we can start whenever you wanna weekend um happy 20 20 to 21 20 20 21
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20 21 i've been i honestly since the new year i've been a little lost man what do you mean i
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just been in a daze bro i just don't know there's nothing going on yeah but oh did
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you think everything was going to change just no i didn't think it was yeah nothing's going on everyone's doing that thing where they
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thought 2021 was gonna like be a remarkable difference it's the same [ __ ] it's the we're in this we're still in
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2020. same yeah yeah we're in twenty yeah nothing changed this is uh august
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of 2020. yeah i thought that something would change even within myself you didn't have any any uh moments of
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reflection and change well the one thing that's changed is that i've been pressing in the button
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of my you know so when i when i'm in war zone no i'm being real i know when i i don't
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know for some reason i'm pressing in the button with my thumb because and when i when i'm trying to shoot i
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press in with my button and i do a swing like a punch yeah so it's like when people are shooting me
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right instead of shooting i've been doing a punch right and so people have been
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watching me die that way oh cause then they kill then they shoot you and kill you yeah so and it looks sometimes it looks like i'm dancing so
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my brother goes the other night he goes why are you dancing bro showing off your moves and i was dancing like this and then i
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died yeah yeah so that that's happened you feel like you're uh
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you feel like you lost i watched some good movies i saw the call on netflix you see that korean
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movie no oh you'd love it bro the call yeah and then i saw that movie run on hulu do you see that one no oh bro
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the run was so good what is the run the run is that i forgot the actress's name she's very good though and it's like she
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she has a daughter and his daughter her daughter is um she's a wheelchair she's got problems
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you know what i mean oh no no no don't do that what happened well i i don't want to give away don't give it
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away because they always get inside but when i realized what i realized is is that the
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the actress in the wheelchair in the wheelchair is an actual handicapped person
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and and you know what now they're casting it that way so it's like now you know how daniel day-lewis was in
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my left foot and he played the what is it you know a pianist what is that no you
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played the high keyboard no no he played the um the twisted guy the pretzel oh
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and now if they're going to make that movie yeah they have to cast a real guy this is the
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end never any debate why what do you mean what if they can't find someone good enough that fit that does this there's
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three guys and they're they're just gonna pick the one the best of the three people
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but okay okay so how about this can can uh can someone can someone who's not gay
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play a gay role so or never again well i don't think so anymore
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but then then can someone who is gay play not gay oh that's an interesting but yeah no
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refuse well then i refuse right right you're taking roles away from straight
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white males yeah powerful cis but also but also you know what i mean though
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yeah but now it's like hey i want to can i audition for that movie it's chinese
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so why can't then i can't do it see that's [ __ ] but i go look at my eyes yeah you look chinese well uh come on
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everyone i talked to when i said it when they go your podcast with that chinese guy all right i never
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correct him i know i got my chinese bud right bob lee but i can't even get into ching chong [ __ ]
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you know what i mean no you could but i think some you've burned a couple of asian bridges no no no what are they
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called over there bridges called something different in asia um
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yeah i don't know man but so but like um yes the lady like that's why like gary
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oldman can't be in tiptoes you know tiptoes no what is tiptoes
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come on man what's tiptoes look up tiptoe george have you seen this
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[Laughter]
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okay push pause for a second wait a minute what's that girl's name is that is that um the british girl what's her name the
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british girl who's that actress isn't she isn't she she looks like uh i thought it
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was like gwyneth paltrow's mom who is that girl she looks i hate that scene because it's like
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who walks into a [ __ ] house full of small people yeah and makes a
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face and goes oh yeah yeah like you and i would pretend like you know inside ourselves
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like holy [ __ ] yeah you're crumbling yeah yeah yeah what are we in the [ __ ] wizard of oz but outside of it outside you used to be like like
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everything was normal yeah you have to go to everything that's like uh i you do that now when
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you see someone with a thing and you can't you're not allowed to do anything about it don't make a [ __ ] sitcom face yeah and get angry
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or like or or disgusted i want to watch tiptoes keep going we're lazy push them right
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you couldn't prepare us hey mom by the way you can prepare us for this by the way we're coming in here
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there's a bunch of dwarves in here by the way you would have to say that if i if you yeah yeah that's it why
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wouldn't they she would have said something they would have already said it yeah yeah hey by the way my whole family's uh is lps yeah just fyi there's a bunch
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of small people there don't make a face but you're not gonna say that right before you walk in you say that way long time ago in the car ride when you first said
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you're in the car ryan you're coming to meet my parents i'm picking your parents i'm picking my parents up okay
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unless it's lila's [ __ ] kalila's [ __ ] family by the way a bunch of little filipinos would that'd be that i would then i would go
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oh no i would go don't laugh yeah yeah but i
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would my parents but i would know if i picked you up i'd be like you can't we can't go in there no yeah yeah because you're gonna laugh
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why i go they're dwarves and you're gonna be like they're filipino dwarves and you're gonna go okay
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i'm gonna lose it dude that's not that girl who's that girl on the left i don't give a [ __ ] who
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that lady is i know but i'm stuck on her face now i'm stuck on her face tiptoes cast tiptoes peter dinklage gary
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oldman yeah kate beckinsdale the british woman that's why i thought that was that's kate beckinsdale oh you mean i thought to go to the right you were
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talking about no oh that girl oh i like her yeah she's great but i knew like the underworld she's the underworld
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she's looked like that since she was that age yeah you seen what she looks like now underworld look at this this is what 2003 yeah yeah look
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can we finish the trailer before you go back please please let's finish it sorry i didn't know you wanted me later okay
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okay stop for a second push pause all right she said would it be that big of a but what a gamble you know i mean because
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it's like you know matthew mcconaughey is like one of the most handsome guys yeah so it's like either you know i'm
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having a baby you know there's midges in his you know bloodline bloodline
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yeah but he's so handsome he could go 50 50. but what you could get a handsome [ __ ] you could oh that's true you could get a
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very handsome budget so there's three things that could happen who's the most handsome ugly [ __ ] yeah a handsome [ __ ] mm-hmm or really
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handsome no no regular what if you this would be funny if he got an ugly regular a full-size hideous
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that would be good kate beckinsdale and him have like the ugliest man on earth like yeah who's a regular-sized guy like
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steve buscemi that was in a fire yeah where like the tooth comes out of the skin you know yeah yeah like it's got one of these balcony teeth yeah
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yeah it could be this this could be this could have gone the other way
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is that jeff foxworthy there's pete yeah oh there's a
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there's a little people couple that lives in my neighborhood and i see them at the bar i used to see them when we would when life was open yeah and uh and they can
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drink you you think that you're like little person they're you know their livers have to be also tiny yeah
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you know no they can drink they can drink drink drink yeah but
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where do they put it all i know i'm just saying though that like they have to be they might still have little livers they're literally they might die earlier
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they do yeah they might die earlier because of the drinking yeah oh yeah well rest in peace i don't
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know if i'll see those guys ever again does anybody believe matthew mcconaughey
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look they got one they so their baby is an lp yeah
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patricia arquette wow i know it's incredible the cast like this is stacked it's
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stacked why would they do this i don't know why would they do that movie the script
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can't be good no the first thing you read you'd be like this it's offensive this is crazy
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yeah it's just straight up offensively but 2003 but that's that's long enough ago where
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yeah dude it's not it's one of those situations where his agent gary oldman's agent said listen
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man you could win oscar right he's like really yeah if you can pull this off yeah and
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then once they attached him it was over all you have to do is like yeah forget the script
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gary oldman's playing the guy yeah you could get an out of it and then like everyone was like i'll do it
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that's why that's how you have one name yeah you think one name yeah and then everyone else was like
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okay yeah it's not like they got kate beckinsale first no thank you well i know but who's playing the little one
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was dinklage uh famous by then not really right no i can't find tiptoes i can find it's
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like that movie um i think what happened is somebody it's one of those situations where you know
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how um robert de niro apparently i heard that he bought the rights to frankenstein yeah so no one else would uh yes yeah i
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think a lot of big stars they just find like a movie that's so embarrassing
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and they figure out how to how to just get a hold of it yeah yeah like who do you think bought that gary
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he doesn't have the money who doesn't matthew mcconaughey so rich maybe he could have bought it and been like
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you're not gonna show that not when my book's coming out yeah hey guys uh talking about little people
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i think you guys have a call uh with the giant from uh new year's oh yeah this is great what
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you remember remember the guy from with gigantism yeah from new year's yeah he we're gonna we're gonna we gonna
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get him on the phone i have so many questions i have one i have one okay i'm nervous don't be
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nervous oh this [ __ ] just disappeared hello hello hey there hello
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[Laughter] i don't know what's up guys bob look at that he's got to be able to see you right there just say hi
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over so he can see you right there no right there right here look yeah there you go there you go what's up what's up dog
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what's up buddy hey so so say your name fill in the blanks give us give us all your story
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um i'm alex i'm from nashville i'm 29 um i'm also a giant quite literally i
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have gigantism or acromegaly as it's called um and lost about 206 pounds as of today
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you know when you said that when you said that blew me away it blew us away and congratulations you lost me
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i'm 200 pounds you lost me let me ask you something um i've never
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met a giant before and um i didn't even know where you're coming on today so i'm just coming up
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with these questions but um if i was a giant hunter yeah okay yeah and you were in the woods
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and you took a [ __ ] would i be able to identify your [ __ ] as your mainstream yeah as your specific
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with gigantic i mean it'd be pretty hard to distinguish between logs
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[Music]
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gigantism it's a is it the pituitary gland thing yeah so you have overgrowth right yeah it's a
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non-malignant pituitary tumor so it actually produces too much growth hormone and so what ends up happening is
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like obviously when you're little you start growing way too tall and then by the time your growth plates actually fuse together um it just starts going into your bones
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and arteries in like different parts of your body so so what happens a lot of times we see like some of the giants with like kind of like thicker
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yeah faces and stuff like that a lot of just unstructured things that's like like like uh andre the giant
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had gigantism right and then he had uh he was such a big guy how do you feel
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about andre the giant i mean is he is he's a hero pretty inspiring i think just like you know there's like there's
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not very many people who are pretty pretty rare i guess yeah like a very small percentage of people actually have
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it and most people don't really know until they're like a lot older in their life and stuff what how many do you is there like a do you guys do you
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have a collection of giants that you know no uh just typically hang out with some
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pretty tall people oh yeah they're they're mostly down around like the 662 area so
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i'm always the the person i have to watch so you wouldn't you wouldn't hang out with bobby he's e2 i mean he might make a good
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elbow something like that yeah can i be honest with you you you don't seem like because i've seen a lot of
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mythological movies i've seen a lot of fantasy yeah he's not
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he's not a centaur yeah he's a [ __ ] human being you know i don't know
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i know i'm so nervous i'm [ __ ] nervous right now bobby thought you were going to have scales no no no no no
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so um i i have to if if you didn't say that you had gigantism i wouldn't be
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able to tell right so it's like maybe you know it's cool that you have it it's just
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if you didn't say it would people know or um i mean i am like very tall to some
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people like uh actually like last year whenever i was um still up around 530 pounds i actually went to see
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uh brendan's job here in nashville right before um i actually kind of made the mental switch to actually so you bought
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tickets you bought tickets to see brendan schaub uh let's see oh wow wow wow oh you're a
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big boy obviously you know how tall he is so yeah like i'm already kind of we're making him a lot smaller so you're
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why and then you're why that was that was when i was still about 530 or those were like 520 pounds
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because i got really depressed when i found out how heavy it actually was when i finally weighed can i ask you a question real quick though so you actually spent money to
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see a brendan schaub show yeah that was pretty good yeah so are you as well
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though he has gigantism oh yeah i know but for him to spend money i didn't know did you get it i love
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brenda by the way i don't want him to crush me it was just a joke it was just a joke
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you're very talented okay now tell bob tell bob you uh those were free tickets they were on the bottom of a coke camp
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no yeah you did no but that's that's nice that he said no but you're a
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big dude up against him genuinely like you're you're f but you're [ __ ] your shoulders look huge in that picture you don't look like that now you
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probably have a giant camera or something that [ __ ] sub that makes up for that yeah yeah yeah yeah it doesn't look like you also seem very
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you're a very handsome guy yeah good looking guy really good looking guy what kind of women do you date what kind of women do you date uh nobody really
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i'm late so just been kind of focused on myself then all right well that's it now we gotta get to where do you live where do you
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live again i'm in nashville nashville all right we gotta get you some ass so for the ladies that are listening look at this
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look at this gentle beast you're so handsome to me gentle giant can't believe that you're yeah how old are you how old are you i'm 29.
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29 years old 30 he you live alone right you got your own place
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yeah he lives alone he's got his own place he's uh uh he's into what is he into bob he's got a
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lot of hobbies for the girls he likes to throw stones he likes to throw stones or boulders that's kind of a morning
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routine yeah yeah uh what does he do in the afternoon in the evenings what he likes to do is he likes to um when you go out
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to eat with someone when you before you how big are you now how much do you weigh um i am 324 actually right now god you
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don't look that you don't look like that like in my mind people always thought i was like 300 when i was up in the 500 so
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but that's because you're so you're so tall that it looks like it it's yeah but i guess that's true like it just spreads out i'm gonna have
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another question we might have to edit this out no leave it in okay um let me just ask you a question and i
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want to be able to ask it in in the most appropriate way but if just let me um so
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if i saw photos of people's genitals and i saw the photos of your genitals in
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in just a pile of genitals look would i would i be able to get a thousand pictures of penises and yours is in
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there yeah and would i be able to go yeah this one has gigantism yeah probably yeah is it because it's so
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thick huh i don't know i mean oh my god
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oh he's got a big hand so he right for him it's so so it's a murder weapon yeah it looks
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like a like like your penis looks like a ground oh look at that there it is yeah look at that oh yeah yeah yeah so you're it's big
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around it's like a grand cinnamon roll tin you know what i mean like one of the cinnamon roll jars like an arizona sweet
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tea king that's that's arizona sweet tea oh yeah yeah that's about a foot and it's all
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the way it's how big around i guess that's got to be six inches around seven inches around yeah bigger some somewhere in there
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that's why you're single yeah nobody wants to deal with that that's insane you gotta have a small one like me and this guy
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if you [ __ ] a dwarf right just let me just pick it up and walk around with it and but also the it would come out of the
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mouth like it's a skewer yeah like a skewer like one of those bores
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you know what i mean that you would skew it yeah you could spin it spin it yeah yeah like yeah like vlad the and paler so now we're you're in
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nashville you're single if there's any chickadees here uh that want to get some gigantism in them comment uh below and we'll make you
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guys we'll hook you guys up if there's any single ladies that are looking for love you know because now you're back down and you're in fighting shape now can you
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do me a favor can you is there is there any way to stand up and go back so we can see like perspective at all yeah
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i just want to see watch your earphones yeah
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see he doesn't look that big he doesn't look big he looks like a bigger guy there you go he's a normal guy um eat
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that lamp do something that we can prove that you're
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dude you're you're honestly it's so weird he doesn't look like he's a like a super-sized guy but he is yeah
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all right we got to get you hooked up we have to get you hooked up um you have any more fantasy questions for him no i don't but um i wasn't going to say
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though actually um part of the journey is i've actually kind of designed this belt so you can actually see
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like up here like how worn it is like like the journey to my best though oh cool
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every single day just like okay and then obviously i'm actually getting to the point now where i had to actually create like a
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fake little spot there for 426 um that's awesome this is actually like
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still market because now it's actually so when i'm having to pull it to get to that point it's actually bunching up the pants and stuff so i actually gotta get
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some new pants now so dude that's awesome kind of go slowly and all that so that's so cool that's a that's a cool little
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journey you should have that frame dude when you're done just to show where you came from well we love you very much would you let
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me ask you the last question before you go if if andrew and i went to nashville would you buy tickets to see us
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of course yeah then a heartbeat so so did you see his last show in nashville i
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did not actually wait when was i in nashville when you were just i was i think you were there like oh what zany's a half
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ago oh that was over a year ago now yeah but did you go or oh he didn't go no i was i wasn't doing much comedy back
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then you know what the problem was it was also sold out every night so nice try bob this also sold out and i have a
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gigantism fee on the tickets i do yeah it's like nine dollars i know it's rude but they have to make room for that
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to [ __ ] adjust well next time we go we'll be out there we're going to do a tour hopefully when
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all this stuff goes away and come see us dude thank you so much appreciate you no problem you're the best dude talk
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soon bye love you awesome dude what a good story too losing all that weight
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friends i'm fat i got fat you know what i got to at my mom's house what
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206. did you really swear to god you know it's so funny i'm glad you brought that up because um
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when i honestly when i saw your sister don't what don't say anything disgusting
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about my sister because if you're going to do this thing it's going to be trouble do first of all have you not seen my tone today i know
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it feels really positive i know i like it so go ahead and i'm very very relaxed i know i dig it okay all right and i'm i'm trying to you know
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when you saw my sister i've turned over a new leaf yeah okay yeah so when i saw your sister it
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kind of went oh he comes from a normal looking family
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yeah no but it was like a shock to me when i saw yourself i'm handsome bob
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i'm a non-traditionally handsome guy when i saw your sister i went is she married no is she seeing anybody
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yes who like you know she has a boyfriend okay i'm just saying that she was very
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attractive yeah she's yeah she's good looking like normal yes okay yeah but i was
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shocked by it why you thought i would have beastly people that i that i live with i just thought i would see like just one like one eye
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orange eyebrow you have like a muppet you know i mean like an orange eyebrow i
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i'm andrew's sister right right and i'll be like oh that fits but instead but i saw this gentle
00:25:50
like you know pygmy looking you know i mean cute we're good-looking people yeah i come
00:25:56
from i am not traditionally happy is she dark like you are like is she like grumpy she's grumpy in
00:26:04
different ways like i'm more cynical grumpy she's more like gets annoyed at things grumpy
00:26:10
you know what i mean let me ask you this question careful i will let me ask you this question and be honest yeah
00:26:16
you're true because i remember um years ago before i met kalila yeah i met many years ago this is before
00:26:23
sebastian was anybody i met sebastian's sister and she was cute so then i said um to
00:26:30
sebastian i go you think maybe because i was single at the time yeah and he got no no no never yeah yeah i mean so let me ask
00:26:38
you this no no never never you don't even know what i'm going to ask you never i don't know let me ask i would
00:26:45
rather no be real cut off my penis and sew it to my own face and live like that for the rest of my life
00:26:51
i'd rather be a [ __ ] than let you date you [ __ ] rude in a million years that's
00:26:56
rude in a million years i'm i dude i [ __ ] because i know you i thought i found the love of my life right if you
00:27:03
and if the love of my life and i'm going to be with her forever all right poor girl but what i'm just saying in a hypothetical situation right no
00:27:09
absolutely not and i said how old is your sister by the way 29 28 29 perfect
00:27:17
perfect no yeah so let me ask you this right i would never no and i go hey you know it's where does
00:27:22
she live chicago none of your business okay so um yeah yeah i met a match with your girlfriend because you
00:27:28
know my sister i'm your sister i mean i met with your sister and um i'm gonna uh we're gonna go on date what
00:27:33
do you think shut it i'm shutting it down i'm shutting you would really do that of course i would intercept if you were gay
00:27:39
and you wanted to see my brother steve right yeah i wouldn't [ __ ] be a roadblock
00:27:44
totally different when it's guided guy would guide a girl completely different world these are totally different and over i don't give a [ __ ] if you wanted to date
00:27:50
a br my brother of course i would say yes you would it doesn't matter when it's
00:27:55
guys guys that's so [ __ ] who cares about guys all right so what do you think i would do your sister that
00:28:01
would be so weird anything is gross to me that you would do to myself hanging out would gross me out i wouldn't spit on her yes you would you
00:28:08
spit when you talk yeah yeah but if you with a guy also by the way if i dated steve i'd be so nice to steve i treat him so well nice to
00:28:14
your [ __ ] maybe yeah maybe who got the best gifts for krimus who cleaned house the best i think i
00:28:20
lost you lost yeah i got these well let me see that's it
00:28:26
by the way that's my footwear that's all you got those are like six dollar adidas slides i got those and i got um
00:28:34
what else did i get oh i got pills what kind of pills i got um later
00:28:40
blockers oh you're on medication oh you know i am right no i know but this is new no i've been on it beta blockers you've
00:28:46
been on yeah and i'm loading i'm loading also antidepressant no
00:28:52
um heart um high blood pressure medical that i know you're on yeah so i got two bottles of those
00:28:58
that's congrats and then what else did i get i could get that at the pharmacy though why do you need beta blockers
00:29:04
i'm being genuine i don't know enough about them it's embarrassing to tell you no it's
00:29:10
not well um i i got on beta blockers because of my uh
00:29:16
i have a um well it's it went back to it started
00:29:21
with the audition i had in front of that director where i walked out i've told you that story i know that story yeah
00:29:27
yeah so then i go why does that happen and then i was also on a in a movie once where it was um
00:29:34
i had a monologue what was the movie it was called heartbreakers or something
00:29:40
like that um okay anyway um i had a model they cut it out because it's like you know it was just
00:29:46
one cameras are on me they said action and i froze i couldn't say anything you
00:29:54
didn't get anything out no it got to the point where it was so embarrassing where the director goes
00:30:00
hey we're moving on oh we're moving on when you hear we're moving on it's not
00:30:05
good and you can i get another take and they go we got to move yeah we're moving we're moving on sad and then i remember
00:30:10
all the other actors did that whole thing like they tried to smile at me like they craft service and stuff hey you did good
00:30:17
out there no it's like it happens oh it happens yeah it happens dude you must have eaten [ __ ] i did that's bad right so then i
00:30:25
just thought maybe it just acting like my thing and um but then sometimes i would kill it
00:30:31
i think you kill it more than not i do i kill it more than not but there are times where i would freeze so then i um
00:30:37
is it because of who you were with no it was i was with nobody was there but i mean was anybody in the
00:30:43
cast no because it's like when i was in the movie the dictator and i did it in front of ed norton and ben kingsley and stuff i
00:30:50
don't know any of these names anyway um i was fine right but i was on beta blockers it helps so what hap so i i was talking
00:30:58
to whitney about it and she goes beta blockers so i did this sitcom
00:31:03
a pilot in chicago with steve brenezizzi and steve howie and zoe
00:31:09
lister jones is this joe lister jones you know zoe lister jones i know the name i don't know her
00:31:14
he was on whitney's show i know i know i think she's cool are you being real yeah i think she's cool i don't know her
00:31:20
but you know who i'm talking about of course anyway when i was there um i didn't have
00:31:25
any and so you know i i go because i fell asleep in
00:31:30
the audition what yeah yeah so this is what happened so steve reynolds is he calls me and
00:31:36
goes we have too many white people in this cast i told them to fire not because at that time he had
00:31:42
power or whatever he goes they said just like one of the white guys go and hire you
00:31:47
it's a good that's a good move so they go they're flying in to la can you go in and audition and i go i
00:31:54
haven't slept in two days man why bob i don't i think i remember i don't know i don't know but like on a binge or something i don't know i hadn't
00:31:59
slept in two days all right i didn't sleep for two days he's like and i i don't i don't i'm not good in auditions
00:32:04
he said you got to go who's like one of those things where you have to go now it's in one of those trailers you know how you go to a lot
00:32:10
and there's a trailer right yep so uh i walked in there and i go hey i haven't slept in two days it made
00:32:17
everyone laugh in the room right yeah right can i take a nap real quick
00:32:23
right what yeah it was weird and they go yeah i guess you're right
00:32:30
so i just kind of sat down and i laid my head on the thing and i fell asleep for how long for like 20 minutes and
00:32:36
they just sat there they were everyone was laughing the show runners everyone was laughing
00:32:41
you're taking a nap you should be trying to get a job yeah yeah so then i got up right and i just read it off the page
00:32:49
and then i got in the car and i got it this is privilege that it's fine i know so then they flew me it was they were shooting like two days
00:32:55
later so they fly me to chicago and i got on beta blockers then and i i did well
00:33:00
but because your fear so the fear you think you can't perform without him i've now performed without him at times
00:33:07
you know i mean but when it's like when it's super stressful
00:33:12
i have to be on them stand up or stand up too i don't know stand up you don't have to have it why do you think it's just with film i
00:33:19
don't know why because film is way easier to [ __ ] up and just keep trying it you don't there's no you get a million
00:33:24
takes i think it was because of the fact that after mad tv
00:33:30
i would didn't work a lot yeah and and then i put too much pressure on it right i know so then once i was on the
00:33:36
set it became too like pressurized for me but now
00:33:41
i don't run into that problem right because i always have beta blockers on the side just to
00:33:47
if i need them i'll take it and it always works it does huh yeah i read this thing today about um
00:33:56
this this weird i got down this weird path with someone about a adrenochrome adrenaline and apparently if you have like extreme
00:34:03
high levels of it it causes schizophrenia right like people have like super high levels and there was this like whack-a-doo study where these guys
00:34:09
said if you took enough vitamin c and niacin you could like reverse like in schizophrenia and i was
00:34:15
fascinated by it i went down this wormhole and i read all the stuff and it turns out those two guys were schizophrenic
00:34:21
and they didn't cure it didn't cure anything
00:34:26
it's not true i was i was like this is amazing i was like oh this is not real this is all they were crazy people yeah who just
00:34:32
made it take it anyway though would i take all that stuff i would take if i started having schizophrenic thoughts
00:34:37
i don't know what i'd probably just leave the business um i have an absurd amount of like um adrenaline and testosterone and
00:34:44
anxiety yeah so i get scared of that i'm gonna break sometimes i do crash my old lady will tell you
00:34:51
i'll be on like a run and i'll be doing a lot of shows and i'll be traveling and i'm working to work and then she knows it's coming she tells
00:34:57
me she's like she's like you're gonna you're gonna crash soon because she can tell i'm like she's running so hot and heavy
00:35:03
and i'm not kidding dude it's the weirdest feeling i'll just go to go to sleep like a light i'll just
00:35:10
fall asleep for how long 16 hours hours and hours and then i'll wake up and i'll feel super confused for like an
00:35:17
hour and weird i did one of those where i passed out and jerry seinfeld saw my dick what yeah well how was that so i was at
00:35:25
jerry seinfeld's on my deck because you passed out from crafty crash that's what's not being real so so what
00:35:32
is that where's your dick out so i was um i hadn't slept in like a week
00:35:37
and then i was in a week is a long [ __ ] like i couldn't sleep jesus and i was at then we went to las
00:35:43
vegas to do hbo had a comedy festival real sex what do you mean the show real
00:35:50
sex you did real sex no oh they had a comedy festival okay you know how they used to go to um not vail it was um
00:35:58
aspen aspen yeah but after aspen they did they tried it in vegas so they hired the kims of comedy the
00:36:05
kim's of kyle when you did it was it was me ken jong and steve byrne right and hadn't slept in a week
00:36:10
and i used to um take valium right so that's valium great by the way
00:36:16
and i went to the spa and i'm there right now every comic told me
00:36:22
that um i had you know how you walk into the um spa where the lockers are yeah i just
00:36:29
decided to lay there right in the spot in the middle of where the lockers are right
00:36:35
with no clothes right and i slept there for like 12 hours that's cool and like one of those benches in between a lot of people a
00:36:41
couple of people told me that they said seinfeld walked in saw me laying there and he walked the
00:36:48
[ __ ] out right intimidated i don't know that little
00:36:53
buddha's dick was huge yeah yeah you just laid their butt naked in the spot oh yeah i used to do that
00:36:59
burke williams i used to take valiums and then just because they used to have like if you paid like 80 bucks yeah you
00:37:06
didn't have to do a massage or anything you could just use the facility yeah yeah go hang out right over there at the laemmle where the lemon used to be on
00:37:11
sunset junction i don't know and i used to [ __ ] take two valiums and sleep there for
00:37:17
like 16 hours why because you couldn't get sleep at home no i don't know why i just i liked
00:37:22
the um the smell of it was the eucalyptus i like that smell right
00:37:28
it was good and i also like the distant ambient music yeah it's like just it's like it's like
00:37:35
yeah yeah and the smell yeah just pass out there and i used to wake up and you know sometimes you wake
00:37:40
up and you go where am i yeah yeah i love that where am i yeah i love spas i miss spas we can't go to
00:37:47
spas the yorkshire ripper do you see it yeah you did yeah on netflix yeah
00:37:53
did you really see the whole thing yes wow wow did you really see it i did so
00:38:00
there's this documentary called the yorkshire rip what's it called the ripper ripper are you being real yeah you said
00:38:06
river yorkshire river ripper that's what it is all right p-p-e-r
00:38:13
the yorkshire ripper yeah and what did you like it yeah it was good it's good yeah you know
00:38:19
what i didn't like huh and i'm gonna probably get in trouble first well we can't don't give it away don't say anything
00:38:25
that what don't say anything that's gonna i'm not gonna give anything away i'm just gonna tell you what drove me
00:38:30
crazy about it is here this guy this guy is killing young ladies
00:38:36
correct yeah late at night right at night be weird if he's like at
00:38:41
like noon yeah that'd be cool if you get away with it at noon the midday murderer
00:38:46
oh my god right after lunch yeah and just keep going right and never get caught right that's
00:38:52
a clever guy that is yeah it's kind of a [ __ ] doing it late at night well because it's easy you can get away with it at night
00:38:57
yeah do it show me a murder at 10 a.m probably be able to do two and get caught at night any time if you were a murderer
00:39:04
they'd catch you the same day yeah even before i did it yeah they're like bobby you're gonna you're on your way you turn around
00:39:10
she would turn around and i'm just like oh i'm going to prison
00:39:15
but um yeah so the government and you know and the
00:39:20
authorities the feds are saying to women right do not
00:39:25
leave do not go on at night right and also if you are have them you know have a male you know
00:39:31
escort a companion a companion right and women they protested that
00:39:37
correct they got on the street you know i you know i'm gonna go out if i want to i [ __ ]
00:39:43
for my ride cycle i was just fine yep it's fine but i'm just saying that if all of a sudden but when you're murdered
00:39:50
if all of a sudden they say great white sharks are eating fat koreans we don't know why they were for a long
00:39:56
time i know but we don't know why right right you're not allowed in the [ __ ] ocean for right now
00:40:02
i'd be like okay yeah no what they would say is you have to get in there with a japanese person you have to get in there
00:40:07
with some no i would just go in there but if even if they said get to go in there with a japanese person i would probably
00:40:12
do it right because you want the protection my point is is that you know what i mean oh i just you know i understand no you
00:40:19
don't go ahead it drove me crazy and then one girl goes i'm going to go out [ __ ] it and then she
00:40:26
got [ __ ] hit in the head by the guy yeah she got killed and yes you know she survived but she was getting hit in the head over a
00:40:32
hammer yeah because she decided to do it on her own but here's the problem too it's flawed the logic is flawed that even if
00:40:38
you went with a male escort what if the guy can't defend you anyway
00:40:43
if okay well you would wrong okay listen listen the las la city announcement women do not there's a there's a ripper
00:40:50
in la do not go out at night unless you're with a male companion and klyla's like you have to go out with me you're going to be like
00:40:56
no no he would kill you too no no because you're killable for sure
00:41:02
that's so rude you don't you think seriously i have [ __ ] hidden strength
00:41:07
[Laughter] you don't think you you have hrs for sure you do yeah
00:41:13
i have a rage level one or two dude like we went to big bear okay yeah we had to put [ __ ]
00:41:21
um chains on our wheels yeah change on your tires right right never done that before right so i
00:41:28
put them all wrong of course right so we're driving all over big bear what car by the way the
00:41:33
prius no we got it we ran a [ __ ] jeep and so i put it on wrong so it got
00:41:41
entangled oh it can [ __ ] up the car in you know i mean in all the you know i mean the the rod axle and the
00:41:48
axle roller and all that stuff right and you needed a [ __ ] you know i mean a clipper
00:41:54
to get it off yeah so we're on the side of the freeway right and i'm underneath the car [ __ ]
00:42:01
cars are whizzing by us because i'm trying to get it off right because we wouldn't be able to move
00:42:06
right and underneath there and i was look at how dirty this how i was wearing this hat right and um and i literally just you know i
00:42:12
mean ripped i ripped metal bro you ripped metal yeah
00:42:18
and when i asked her i went ah and i [ __ ] ripped metal bro you got the secret strength
00:42:24
i just had to get out of there and it did and i did it all right so you would defend a woman at night god
00:42:30
so rude i can rip metal my friend i'm a metal ripper dude i'm telling you
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you got it i just i you know i just um listen i i i everyone's equal
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everyone here we go guys everyone isn't equal what i'm saying is everyone should be
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but it's not a reality it's not a reality but nobody's treated equal that's impossible i understand that but if you just put every like
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10 random people in one room everyone's lives right are equal no no no
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what do you mean some people in that room's lives aren't going to matter as much oh okay here we go i'm taking my jacket
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off are you being real no oh you're not no all right because i i do say sometimes
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it would go black lives first because they matter which is what everyone should have learned in 2020
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then it goes white white people we did get move down one black lives white lives yeah yeah let me
00:46:43
ask okay brown lives yes and then asian lives okay whatever you only because of what
00:46:49
happened in 2020 i wouldn't have this opinion if it didn't happen it's insane if china didn't give us the virus yeah
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yeah yellow would be higher but it's just not yeah of course everyone should be treated equally duh no [ __ ] but there is
00:47:00
i don't argue with my girlfriends right this is what i argue i know but i think you're right i think some
00:47:08
people's lives are a little bit because let me let me just hear you really you believe that i don't know if i do let me just see if i
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can let's find out yeah let's find out so um which would be sad but you know right
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now as i clap my finger snap my fingers yeah yes let's shut up snap my fingers right yeah right
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just right now in ireland yeah little irish baby okay a little irish baby a little
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beautiful there he is mcconnell little green bow yes all right mcconnell or hula hand little
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gold i'm an irish baby yeah and it just insanely it dies i'm dying yeah
00:47:45
yeah it dies and then um bradley cooper dies i so i'd be so mad now that would be so
00:47:52
devastating right right but like isn't bradley cooper's life a little bit it affects more people
00:48:00
is it bradley cooper more important than a little irish baby yeah yeah i think so i think it's fair to say
00:48:08
i think everybody would agree cool though not really the irish baby hasn't accomplished anything yet bradley cooper
00:48:14
silver linings play books wedding crashers we shouldn't live he wasn't winning it was even wendy crusher bradley cooper
00:48:22
that was oh bradley cooper was in wedding crashers he was the boyfriend he was todd oh he was he was the guy that what
00:48:28
rachel mcadams was gonna marry oh i never saw the movie you never saw wedding crashers no such a good film is he in it yeah
00:48:35
okay bradley cooper is just yeah i get it i get in arguments with kalel all the time
00:48:42
i guess you know do you think your life is more important than my life oh this is this is heavy i do
00:48:50
you think you're more important than me i think my life is is more impactful than your life why in
00:48:55
what way because um you've taken away more
00:49:03
well like what like i'm the first asian american i've ever been on sketch show
00:49:09
for nine years on eight years on a national television show but it wasn't that good
00:49:14
the show wasn't good it doesn't matter i did it yeah no you're right i mean i i i'm just more my life is a little bit more
00:49:21
the value is there no yeah i i val i'm i'm just as valued as you i bring so
00:49:26
much to the table i do more for a community than you do and you name it in what way the asian
00:49:31
community in terms of show business i've i've done more what have you done for the community in terms of
00:49:37
representation so what you're there but you're not giving back to that what i've done and influenced have you given any or any
00:49:43
other asian jobs yes i have what other agents have you given jobs to i don't want to get into that right now oh yes
00:49:48
no you haven't done that much it's a little bit more important than yours no it's not well let me name me why yours more you
00:49:53
take away more from society than you give back and i've given i've only given back you have no idea what you're you're you you're
00:50:00
you're you're even saying right now you have no idea your life is not more important than mine i don't want to brag
00:50:06
about what i've done okay go ahead i don't want to okay all right because it's ugly look at this look at me look at me yeah
00:50:13
your life is not worth more than mine i didn't say miners were more than yours i simply said your life's not worth more than mine
00:50:18
my life is worth more than yours a little bit not even true it's not let's move on let me tell
00:50:23
you something when you die yeah when you die yeah soon when you die yeah they're gonna go
00:50:29
bobby lee actor comedian dies they'll say actor first no they won't no they'll say comedian
00:50:37
let's say comedian they won't even say actor okay you're trying to be mean no no no i'm being serious yeah yeah i'm
00:50:42
being serious they won't say actor they'll say comedian whatever because comedian encompasses everything because if you google my name it doesn't even say comedian
00:50:48
right well that's a good then google knows what i'm talking about it does yeah that's unfortunate okay it should say comedian you're a
00:50:54
comedian first well you're a comedian my point is are you a better comedian or actor i'm a terrible actor right so
00:51:00
comedian like i said it should say bobby lee comedian dies bobby lee comedian dies in an obvious way that we all saw it coming
00:51:07
sad bummer gone gives a [ __ ] if i died it would go this another incredible white from
00:51:13
chicago male 1 white guy from chicago who does comedy who gives a [ __ ] cares about a korean
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kid from san diego all right no one gives a [ __ ] korean from san diego
00:51:23
you're not even a real you're not even an immigrant you're not even a [ __ ] immigrant white guy you're born in san diego
00:51:30
different than any other white guy in comedy the asian community you're barely asian by the way
00:51:35
you're a [ __ ] l.a i did a lot bear you've done a lot of [ __ ] okay
00:51:40
you've done a lot the best you know what the best piece of [ __ ] you know what the best thing you've ever done is what this [ __ ] podcast that's not
00:51:46
true by far hearing you guys uh your new year's resolution wanted to be
00:51:52
better friends we decided to play with you a newlyweds game to know to see how well
00:51:58
you know each other okay all right what is this
00:52:05
okay [Music]
00:52:14
so i'm gonna ask first bobby and then andrew i'm questioning about the other person
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okay uh so when i asked bobby he'll write his answer and then i'll ask that same question to andrew and then he can
00:52:25
say it out loud and and see contrast the the answers to see how well all right
00:52:30
i don't know this game go ahead do you know that we found out that just like hilaria baldwin his accent is fake
00:52:37
andres is from [ __ ] oklahoma yeah this is all [ __ ] go ahead how about this say this phrase in a southern accent say hey man i just moved
00:52:45
here from texas and boy am i happy to be in california hey man i moved here from texas and i'm really
00:52:52
happy to be in california okay you won't ever hear that again go
00:52:58
ahead all right start the game start the game this is a test so bobby if andrew had super powers what
00:53:05
would those be super super power yeah and do i don't write anything down
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no okay
00:53:17
okay so andrew what do you think bobby thinks your superpower is
00:53:25
go ahead i think bobby would say my superpower would be uh like something with fire
00:53:32
something like i was able to throw fire okay what is it bobby fly fly
00:53:38
i don't why i don't know i don't okay i wouldn't want to fly i three
00:53:45
superpowers i breathe underwater i go fly invisible maybe all right go ahead what's mine for bobby
00:53:50
[Laughter] so now we start for real here we go was it real no all right okay i guess i would say i'm gonna uh
00:53:57
reuse this paper so bobby what is one thing that andrew has that you would love to get rid of
00:54:05
all right down what do i have that you would he would love to get rid of yeah go ahead
00:54:13
um okay go ahead do i say it yeah
00:54:20
anger issues eyebrows
00:54:28
okay andrew yeah what's bobby favorite junk food this is bobby's favorite junk food
00:54:42
bobby's favorite junk food is write it down i know i'm trying to think you're trying to guess what i'm gonna
00:54:48
say yeah so what happens if he writes it down and
00:54:54
i get it right and he gets it right he gets the point yeah yeah so i can just say something that he that i think that he's not gonna guess
00:55:00
i'm assuming that he's gonna try to answer the right question right right yes right so i'm just gonna answer
00:55:07
something make something up yeah that's gonna not be on this [ __ ] piece of paper right but this uh i mean this is like
00:55:13
who gets the points this is like you guys have to be in good faith this is to make you guys better friends oh so this is not a competition
00:55:19
of who wins or loses no it's not oh okay go ahead then [Laughter]
00:55:25
uh okay here you go or what is it bobby pizza
00:55:32
okay what is it i just i said ice cream oh oh okay pizza [ __ ] i said i knew it was
00:55:38
pizza you had nine deep dishes i know i know that's what i mean that's why i'm trying to [ __ ] do this thing i know i'm trying
00:55:43
sorry okay go ahead ice cream what the [ __ ] do koreans eat ice cream yes we were
00:55:49
able to if you were to draw an emoji that represents andrew what would that be okay i have to
00:55:56
draw an emoji yeah
00:56:14
okay okay so what do you think i think it's i think it's this one
00:56:20
that's like like like a crinkly eyebrows yeah okay
00:56:27
i was right i'm right i'm right okay all right good
00:56:32
so i get a point yeah that what yeah like i get a friendship point that's what andres is trying to bond us
00:56:37
all right go ahead andrew yes what's bobby biggest fear um
00:56:48
bobby's biggest fear yeah be honest though i you know what my biggest fear is and
00:56:54
if you really know me you'll know what my fear is i know but i don't want to say that on this paper
00:57:00
yeah your real biggest fear yeah
00:57:06
no because now i'm confused your bobby's biggest fear
00:57:14
i don't know i thought it was something else and that doesn't make sense now okay so i think your biggest fear is
00:57:25
i don't uh know what is it doing a comedy special
00:57:32
oh that was an honest answer that's what i just told you i was going to do
00:57:37
which one did you write nothing i know it is your biggest why is that
00:57:43
your biggest fear i don't know it is so i'm just let's i don't want to analyze it can we do it can can we
00:57:48
talk about it for real later we're doing the game sorry go ahead god what if we do a comedy special together no i don't want
00:57:55
to do one with you go ahead okay okay
00:58:00
so let's play the game bobby one thing you guys will never agree on is one thing yeah
00:58:07
have you ever seen this show yeah yeah yeah yeah one thing that's a weird question one thing we'll never
00:58:13
agree on
00:58:26
so much writing okay go that time doesn't matter no you can whose life is more important
00:58:34
[ __ ] it's a callback yeah was it i thought you were mine was i thought you're insane it couldn't be a callback it just
00:58:39
happened we just got over that bit it was just i know that's why i thought it would be fresh in your mind all right all right what is this
00:58:44
what is this come on let's go really failing here bobby's more present today
00:58:49
yeah maybe he is andres give me that more real yeah no more present and real go ahead you're
00:58:57
phony how many pairs of shoes does bobby have well that's pretty good
00:59:02
that's such a hard thing to determine uh how about do you even know yeah
00:59:10
what is it 15. [ __ ] what is it 12. that's close thank you that's three off
00:59:18
such an innocuous number all right what's his who usually gets their way [Music]
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be honest go ahead
00:59:29
you i do yes [ __ ] yes okay good there you go all right what
00:59:35
else i'll be honest i know you do know see at least you know i always you always get your way i know i do yeah
00:59:41
and it has to be that way go ahead because i'm more important
00:59:48
that's why is that why or is it because you're a little [ __ ] bragged i'm more important or it's
00:59:54
because you're a brat i'm more important and that's why i get my way go ahead andre shut the [ __ ] up
01:00:00
such a little [ __ ] our show is almost perfect except for
01:00:05
our show is almost perfect yeah except for yeah be honest
01:00:15
[Laughter]
01:00:24
okay go ahead yeah when is your official bad friend's
01:00:30
anniversary oh [ __ ] that's pretty good
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the exact date well as close as possible so what month is it ted month is now
01:00:43
what month is january now [Music] okay
01:00:54
february [Laughter]
01:01:00
we've been doing this almost a year we have 52 weeks in a year oh [ __ ] this is episode 40 something i don't
01:01:06
know it's february what february 15th or something all right let's give mine
01:01:12
if bobby asked you to grasp that treat on your way to work what would that be
01:01:17
[Music] okay yellow american spirit [ __ ] what is
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that sugar-free red bull oh i almost did it but it's but it is yellow american spirits it is
01:01:29
i know [ __ ] all right go him how does andrew like his steak cook
01:01:40
medium rare medium rare perfect good boy all right what else what was bobby's
01:01:47
first job what was bobby's first job yeah okay
01:01:54
oh [ __ ] this is tough because i know some of your first jobs i don't know what your first very first job is can you give me the
01:02:00
age just so i get a good age range 17. okay i worked on a farm what i said
01:02:08
server in san diego yeah you served when you were 18 and 19 weren't you i was 20. oh you were what farm did you work
01:02:14
on donald you got to watch his farm donald yasawachi's farm yeah that sounds like a tv show let's keep going with the game all right what is it
01:02:20
what's next bobby who's andrew's hero oh that's really hard
01:02:27
who's andrew's hero i think comedy yeah it's just a basic one you can
01:02:34
answer it it's something that's not true even but just it's easy go ahead um who's my hero
01:02:43
just phil cosby no joe rogan no that's
01:02:51
jim carrey is definitely yeah i said bill cosby he said think comedy go ahead okay so andrew yeah
01:02:58
what's bobby's favorite tv show oh easy of all time easy i talk about it all the
01:03:04
time if you don't know this answer i might have to start a new podcast fine at this point
01:03:09
honestly at this point fine yeah you don't even know when to [ __ ] it's been a year uh what's bobby's favorite tv show
01:03:17
in fact i saw three episodes last night really um
01:03:26
your viewers know the viewers know if you don't know this we're not friends
01:03:38
okay what is it star trek the next generation different strokes
01:03:47
you didn't know that i didn't know it was star trek but it's my favorite show of all time i know
01:03:52
we've talked about it before i know everything about it but see i think that's so hard do you i don't have a favorite show of all time i do you should know
01:03:59
that sorry hey yeah i'm sorry all right we did talk
01:04:04
about it when i talked about spock and all that stuff i remember yeah if andrew was a cartoon character
01:04:10
what would he be i am if i was a cartoon character which one would i be
01:04:15
yeah what cartoon character like a famous one yeah obviously oh
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okay
01:04:32
i'm cheating but i saw how little you wrote yeah so i'm like what that's because
01:04:37
obviously i would say archie no what ren from written
01:04:44
that's good yeah i do love ren yeah you idiot yeah that's true and you're you're
01:04:50
stimpy yeah yeah it really is we literally right yeah okay that's good that's smart okay what is it okay so what animal would
01:04:57
bobby be if he were an animal [Music]
01:05:02
panda undoubtedly yeah it's not even a competition i already knew that he was but you are a panda
01:05:08
yeah yeah well some people think i'm a koala wrong okay here's why pandas
01:05:14
actually have a little bit of like activity in this koalas don't do [ __ ] yeah koalas are late koalas don't are
01:05:21
lazy koalas don't exist i know in a fire in australia they're just they just burn to death
01:05:28
move low fire get out of the trees
01:05:34
yeah all right what else if bobby if you discover that andrew was an ex-combat ex-convict yeah what would you
01:05:42
your reaction be what would you say no the better question is what did he go in the prison for there you go
01:05:47
that's the question sure what will you go to prison for yeah [Music]
01:05:53
um this isn't hard either yeah it's just
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you know i don't know how to write it but
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so many letters are you writing out like detailing the crime i don't know i don't know what else i
01:06:20
mean it's manslaughter it's got to be aggravated like man i killed somebody mine was more like snapped you lost your temper of violence that's manslaughter
01:06:26
rage i killed somebody yeah okay yeah it's the same thing how many did you write down there a bunch okay what else if
01:06:34
bobby if someone offered bobby a million dollars would you think he would reveal
01:06:40
a dark secret about you wait if someone offered him a million dollars to reveal a dark secret about me
01:06:46
would he take the money and do it yeah oh go ahead
01:06:52
no you're a good friend would you put down well i wrote yes for
01:06:57
the comedy
01:07:03
no well that's [ __ ] up dude i know you were you drew the l you [ __ ] doing that i did that for comedy no no you didn't do you really
01:07:09
believe that no here's why well i wanted to be a dick and here's why yeah you know why you wouldn't yeah because a million dollars is not a lot of money to
01:07:15
you how much money how much money yeah a
01:07:20
million how about this how about that yeah i know you wouldn't for a million yeah that's why i wrote yes it's a joke yeah 10 million no yeah you would no i
01:07:27
wouldn't 10 million million of women 100 million 50 50. okay 50 million you would really
01:07:34
know a couple of secrets my darkest secret yeah i know a couple of secrets um no i
01:07:40
probably wouldn't i'll tell you why i'll tell you why i wouldn't because you what
01:07:46
because um i'm not a rat no you're not a rat yeah no you're not a rat i'm not a rat
01:07:53
and um i also want to be in comedy yeah yeah and that would be that would
01:07:59
throw me out the end that would be the end for me in comedy all right who's got to know that you
01:08:04
have another question yeah this is the last question but it's it's for both of you okay okay let's start with bobby okay
01:08:11
uh none of the bad friends uh fans know this about andrew but he's very good at
01:08:17
like some a secret talent or something that you know that the fans actually don't know that i'm actually good at something
01:08:24
i mean i already said it though i think what when it is something that
01:08:31
i probably have said i don't remember if i did okay kissing no
01:08:39
i made a joke uh dancing what is that bowling i said oh yeah we talked about
01:08:44
that they know the fans know that yeah yeah is there anything that you think that i'm good at that people don't
01:08:49
[Music] know [Laughter]
01:08:55
i don't think so all right i'll be a good one you know what something that here's something that i think i'll be a good friend to you go ahead
01:09:01
people don't know that as much as we joke around on the show and we make fun of each other and we attack each other and blah blah blah
01:09:07
blah people don't know that you actually have an extremely sincere heart and no i'm being serious okay
01:09:14
people don't know what you would do for a friend you drawing a penis yeah
01:09:21
people don't know people don't know i get nervous i know people don't know what you would do for
01:09:26
friends people have no idea you understand what i'm saying yeah people don't know that you would go to
01:09:32
certain lengths to do things for friends for real when when it really matters yeah they'll never understand that
01:09:38
yeah you know we've we've had a few encounters where it's a thing and you know
01:09:43
by the way that's a bad penis if you're going to draw a penis you have to draw something like a good one do you have any more of these questions andres no not for today i think you guys
01:09:51
have 12 run and seven ride all together so i think well you guys are starting the year on
01:09:57
better terms we are hey so we had a so look we found out that we're great buds and we love each other very much oh
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we're all great heavenly brothers let me say this for real i'm glad to be back with you i'm happy good to see you it's a new year it's a new year new year
01:10:10
new bob new year for you new year for me a year
01:10:15
for us look at me stop looking at [ __ ] george i hate him sometimes i know what a good guy he laughs and
01:10:24
laughs like he giggles and giggles like the ripper bob yeah good to see you too thanks for
01:10:29
being better thanks for being a bad friend thank you thank you for being a bad friend [Music]
01:10:39
by the way by the way your life matters as much as mine it's not you're such an [ __ ] you you
01:10:44
matter just as much as i do a little more it's fine you not no not a little more it's fine not a little more
01:10:50
but you can have your opinion and you can have your stupid opinion that's wrong and it's wrong it's not wrong it's wrong
01:10:55
i believe you're such an [ __ ] yeah by the way the reason why you're so defensive is because you know that i'm right no
01:11:01
because i knew you were going to say you're trying to fight for something for something no you can't win because i knew you were going to say
01:11:07
that all right
