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out right now it's me uh it's just me actually the other guys that are in it I don't know if they're important but it is John Cena Zack Efron and Germaine
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Fowler amongst a cast of other funny people great movie watch it on Amazon Prime video watch it on Prime video
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Ricky s Nikki available right now you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude
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you two are disgusting you two or something we're bad friends hey hey guys quiet please
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we're doing a show Bobby likes to yell I like this I'm so sorry you guys publicist but um I want you to introduce
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Our Guest the proper way what yes you guys you guys split split there's only two and two cuz we have Zach Eon John
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Cena Germaine Fowler Andrew Santino and they're in a new movie called Rick Smiles Ricky Smiles is our new movie he
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does smile a lot in the movie and I'm tell you right now I heard it's a banger Dude tell the tell the boys everything you know about Ricky Smiles what I know
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about the Ricky Smiles is that he smiles a lot in the movie and dude it's like you know smile you remember the movie
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smile I do I've seen him you and you know my friends in it yeah yeah we're in a movie called Ricky steni it's called
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Ricky Ricky smile Ricki so do another introduction welcome
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to the um bad Friends Podcast we have two three very five four very big actors
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and stuff yeah thanks buddy sorry thanks yeah I mean these bigger hurry up they're bigger introduced yeah they are they're bigger than you physically yeah
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they are so we're with two very big stars one comic I've known for very I don't even know he's a star I know he is
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but you know you're not them oh my God and then we got Andrew buddy right
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John and I go way back we did Matt TV together like couple of he punched me like slapped my stomach in a sketch okay
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so John he wants to know he was scared and nervous he's nervous now do you remember the SC yeah you are oh my god
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do I remember it I remember like it was yesterday you got to understand uh I appreciate the kind words Bobby and uh
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look up when he's speaking to you or don't whatever State uh look up we uh
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you know wrestling in WWE for a long time has been looked at in a certain light and you were kind enough to to
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welcome me on your show and do a bit uh asking me to do some crazy stuff and boy
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did you take a whole hell of a lot of punishment but you you also gave us an Avenue to introduce WWE to a whole different audience so uh thank you for
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that I greatly appreciate I remember like it was yesterday you know you know what man you know what man yeah the
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pleasure is all mine and I wow D he was so nervous that you wouldn't remember
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him John he was really scared John wasn't scared yeah you w never going to
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remember me scared all right anyway um tell us about the M tell us about tell
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us about the movie well the movie comes out March 7th on Amazon Prime video and
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what do you think some of your favorite stuff is what do you mean huh what do you think some of your favorite things in the movie are you saw the trailer no
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I never saw it okay good well it's because out of jealousy can we do something real fast by the way for with
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the boys this is kind of how chaotic our show always is but we're going to call somebody because it's her birthday today
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did you call her today who was it this person who you're talking about it's your mom's birthday today is it really
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do you not know it's your mother's birthday today oh [ __ ] dude I swear to God I swear to God I sent her a happy birthday first thing in the
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morning that's insane that you would what's the date I don't want to be here if it is today is the four the 13th this
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is your mom's birthday yeah she's not going to pick up for you well you call her I'll her she going to pick up for me not you she just sent me a bunch of text
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she sent me photos this morning from the tub what like no just being like enjoying my tub she shrivel up titty
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yeah her titties is a shrivel up dude she oh she picked up and hung up FaceTime her so you say cuz we' like to
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sing Happy Birthday to Bob's mom because Bobby's 52 his mom is which how old is your mom a thousand years old, 158 yeah
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and no one's counting here we go but I texted his mother this is how I knew what would happen on this I texted her first thing in the morning here we go if
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she doesn't pick up from me no more money every month I send her $3,500 no
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more money I thought it was more than that that's it now for 20 years $3,500 mother is pretty good it's not bad bad I
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mean you're a little bit I'm a good son a little bit cheap if you I'm let here leave a message let's leave a message
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from from from Happ birthday to you happy birthday to you happy
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birthday Z John Cen over here to happy birthday I'm with John Cena you know him
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Zack afron you know J you're Jermaine you're not going to do [Music]
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Andrew she does know me she knows I know she knows you so um let's sing sing Happy real fast ready 1 2 3 happy
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birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear
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M happy birthday to you thanks mom happy birth thank you she's the greatest woman
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on earth she came back to our Phoenix show and in just like the Lee fashion she didn't want to talk to anybody she
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sat on the couch and she was looking at um BTS pictures on her iPad for about an hour and a half she loves them that's
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her f she wishes her son was like BTS she wishes you were in yeah yeah I'm a fat [ __ ] you are I'm sorry but that's
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okay any I'm sorry I should that I'm so sorry well I did this to my body you
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know me and Jermaine were talking about we're playing a little game guys can you want to play a little bit play game let's play a game so I was giving him some Evergreen movies and let's just
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play a little game and he knew a lot right so I'm going to give you some and I'm if you do if you do this that's a
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buzzer okay all right name me one actor in the movie Mean Streets come on De
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Germaine did Jermaine goad there's a mic get the mic Zack Dao
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righto one point for one point for all right how about this one actor in the
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movie being there yeah go who go ahead who's back
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there go ahead who knows pet [ __ ] randomish one first one to three win you
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got to get in on this really that's a killer yeah I'll help
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you out here one actor in the movie The Wrestler Mickey roor what Mickey roor
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John what the [ __ ] dude that was your that layup layup for youer
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slower Todd Barry what yeah take this because you're on the competition yeah yeah yeah yeah oh you're not in it no
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yeah yeah say that line again it was very funny I'm competing to the best of my ability I know you are you're so good
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dude name another one you're doing so good thank you so much yeah one to two
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Okay so here all right should I go deep cut What
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secrets okay name one actor in the movie Ricky sniki Z Zach uh Zach
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Efron dude you're dude you're dude he got it you're in it dude you didn't know
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that John I didn't know that I almost said I almost said Matt
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Damon I just wanted to say Matt Damon I don't know why is he Matt Damon in it he
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just all I can see was his face maybe he could be in it he could are we done with the game or you want to do one more it's two to two to one so who goes whoever
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goes a three yeah and what happens to the winner what does the winner get yeah what we good oh you're GNA get a um
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10c hug from me wow yeah wow it's not I I just I know this is a movie I know
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we're in Hollywood right it's not sexually based it's more like a
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soldier a soldier coming home visiting his dad you know how they surprise their dad that's like more of those kind of
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hugs like welcome home son I can't wait thank you in my case I'm I maybe the Vietnam War because it's you know what I
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mean the Korean War and let's make it Korean War because I'm Korean right what the [ __ ] [ __ ] which what what war do you
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want Germaine I don't know you got to pick one I did Korean J we can do we can do any War you want what kind of warhog
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reenactment would you like Vietnam Vietnam you want Vietnam
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okay great you okay so it's a tie two to two to one because of the Lord fin burn
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the reference tune right no no no apoc my bad my bad all right go ahead what's
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the final movie question okay here we go let's go by the way Zach paused long enough to not know it was his name in this
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movie who's in the movie he was like Zack Efron said Zack Damon sh I almost wanted you to like look at your hand
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like Zack Efron that's me I just hit the table one actor one actor in the movie
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um Close Encounters in the Third Kind oo this is good come on come on boys John
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do you know wow oh I can't think of a single person the
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guy is in it right yeah yeah yeah what's his name his name all his he's not going to name well he's gonna get a hug now oh
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oh yeah you you to cherish this hug this is important Richard D Richard D is in it no oh my god dude Zach's buzzed he
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didn't Buzz it's Richard D Richard dri he's in it give him a hug oh we do yeah you Zack get
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along set the scenario though what buil this up and there's going to be no p i
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you pretty much crown him accept it the moment in your head
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dude you didn't want to hug me you knew the answer you didn't want to hug me that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up dude you know what
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Jermaine you play out the scene right now with Bobby right behind us give a hug like you're coming home from the war well we can both be coming home from the
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war yeah or or we've built it up so much we can just take it away from him yeah we could never give him the satisfaction
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never give it this is all right cry all right z z you've just Z you play the dad okay you're the
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dad I'm your career I was adopted obviously I was adopted no no no what if his wife was Korean I don't look
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half asian yeah you do you look full Asian but there now that's half that's half that's
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half look at that there's a guy from Tennessee there a guy from Tennessee man
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there he is how you doing man hey man so uh welcome home son yeah this is the
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career War doesn't make any sense why wouldn't you make why you're a soldier from Korea
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1950s you're a soldier from America who fought in Korea in your half welcome home
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son there he is well well well oh we're so glad you're back you're my dad you're
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his dad welcome home dad you you thought I was going to be dead wait a minute this doesn't make any sense you're a
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half Korean kid who went to fight in the Korean War on the American side fighting against the North Koreans yes makes
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perfect sense now it makes perfect sense of course so walk in the door and hug your son Dad yeah but when I walked in
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dad didn't even give a [ __ ] I was in the that's what a dad would do really he thought his son was going to die and I'm
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surprising you he thought you were going to make it through I don't think you're the first one to go I know that's my point that he should be more surprised
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be shocked that he made it home I don't think he knew you left I'm a stoic he's a stoic oh he's a stoic I didn't know
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the acting all right so here you go you Zach this is really showing some good acting chops with your son coming home your half Korean son coming home from
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the Korean War fighting on the American side of course he's home you're reading the paper go ahead eyes are burning
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hurry but do it like Matt Damon would do it okay let him do it he's settling in go ahead who who's who's there who is
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there why would I knock at my I going to walk into my own house no you don't live there anymore he thinks you're dead I
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still have a room [Music] okay mys my seems
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familiar great do what the [ __ ] you doing get the [ __ ] out of here dude oh yeah yeah oh yeah sorry my bad
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who's literally doing his job walk Chris ba dude I'll snap dude I'll Christian baor right now don't don't see be it
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right now all right don't oh man good to be home who's that who's there
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D no freaking way no way no way Dad
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is he blind no I'm not blind dud no he got blinded from a bomb yeah from a bomb
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wow you're back I can't believe you congratulations how was the war it was terrible man was it that's all kinds of
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things D what you been wanting more than anything hug from you Daddy get a hug from your
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daddy hug count the second yeah Daddy oh son I'm so happy you're back 1 1,000 2
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1,000 3 1,000 mulam audience ,000 five or is it not 1,000 it's like oh it's
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Oklahoma One Mississippi two mississipp okay there it is give it up for that
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that was a great scene and you know what that should be in the movie that should be in the movie should be in the film we should that's long 15
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seconds show like three years to me now it's your turn Germaine uh okay we like
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to do some unorthodox questions on the show we like to yeah just a little like to throw you off um we like a game
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called uh who's the fatty and uh every week we measure in on our crew who's
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gained a little bit of weight if you can guess the correct weight of Bobby you get a prize uh we have a scale did we
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bring the scale we didn't did we bring it we didn't bring it scale okay so what do you think what do you think that his
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current weight is he's looking right at stand up and do a spin and yeah spin God he's looking right at me lift up your
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shirt staring yeah they need because then they kind because gray is gray looks there it is thanks that helps
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actually does help it's not that's not heavy weight that's now if you guess wait you you get a prize and and tell
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them how tall you are 5 foot no 52 52 and A2 52 and A2 52 and A2 52 and a 52
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and a half you look good 168 168 from Zach go ahead I was going to say 165 165
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six and a half Stone 6 and a half stone I have no idea I don't do any of that European stuff uh that it's got to be
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it's he's good that is John John would give us a task how many pounds is 6 and a half
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Stone it's 91 lb I don't wear 91b insane but thank you just call it
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like a a guess is a guess is a guess dude I'm 170 who got it closest Zach did
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and you know what you get Zach another 10c hug another hug another hug he's
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home from the war again do it again oh my God Another War Another War Vietnam
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Vietnam oh Dad he Texas uh what three
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Texas Texas Christian University four Texas Christian University five very good you
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guys wowowow thanks for your service Bobby now we got to go everyone their weight no no no just you that's the show
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well because yours is the most fun yours is the most deceiving 170 is good yours is deceptive being 52 170 is good I
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think so right five that's not good goodz how tall wait how tall are you 5
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seven 57 how much do you weigh 150 what is that what is that what what
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what is that that's normal yeah it is yeah that's normal I'm abnormal so what are you supposed to be you're normal for
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you I should be 140 you know how good I look though Move Over Steven
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Yun all you carry it well oh yeah oh yeah he wants know a real question from everybody what your
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answer might be okay so um very Ser ask John John hi good to see
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you again good to see you have not aged you look so good neither of you you look the same that's not true that's
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completely true you the hair a little bit sideburns thank you so much and congratulations thank on all your
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success well I'm doing okay you are I'm doing okay you are don't do this your
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hair baby what the [ __ ] are you doing John why was I not in the movie oh [ __ ]
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that uh that's an that's an honest question uh my answer is those choices are way above my pay grade that's the
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political one that's the genuine one I don't I don't have any stroke okay Efron
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what do you think why wasn't he in the movie did you audition maybe that maybe that too maybe
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that too yeah yeah did you were you aware of it in any capacity yeah I was aware of it I tracked it you know how
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you track projects oh were you on the tracking boards no but I was like okay Ricky Ricky you know what role in the
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movie do you think you I forgot what it was what role do you think you could have played in this film Ricky Ricky John okay so John is Ricky steni right
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of course he is he's the guy that we hired play our Alibi best friend of course he is Efron and Germaine and I are are the three best friends where do
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you think you slide in you think you could have gotten germain's role yeah yeah I mean is yours black specific well
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yeah you're the minority friend you're the minority friend you wanted to be my minority friend I would what would I be
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what would I be thank you dude we're the same category what would you be well at one point we what could he have been we
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ate at a restaurant I could my partner you could couldn't have been his partner
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because in the movie he his his partner is was a beautiful little handsome man and they and that's you could have been
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his partner oh uh you know you could have been his partner what go the uh second on steak fries yes yes could have
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been him what's that there you'll commcial you saw the movie no after we actually sent it to you we sent it to
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you and you didn't watch it but can I just I want to I know what you're trying to do right now I know what you're trying to do right now I didn't do
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anything yeah yeah I want to let you guys know right now okay I wish I was in the movie but I'm okay
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I'm doing my other things as well what are you doing and I got some what I'm not to mention things I'm in but I'm just saying I got other things as well
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and I'm okay with my life so I know what you guys trying to do and I you know what I mean [ __ ] you hey Fu
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you said were fine much you said you were [ __ ] no no [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ]
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you [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] okay I love you as long as you're good
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man I'm good Z I'm good Zack yeah yeah don't worry we'll edit all the all that out you can't say [ __ ] you on this well
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I don't think the Press is going to like us saying we'll cut it out I promise you I'll cut it out can can I still do the
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eyes coming in like that that was pretty good right what no no we're going to leave it at who sponsors this uh Evan
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honestly anymore you see how empty this room
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is and we have seven publicists uh and people that are working on the film on the other side of the camera for the
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boys ready to pounce at any moment they're working Bobby is the movie airing it's going to be on Amazon Prime
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video March 7 very good Amazon Prime video March 1st condescending condescending condescending Bobby you do
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it on purpose man it's the 7th what March 7th March 7th Amazon Prime Square
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no it's not just Prime Prime video Prime video no it was Amazon Prime video not just
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Prime video he say video Prime Amazon owns video Prime Prime video video it'll
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be on the internet the internet and your TV and your TV and I'm I'm going to say
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this I can't believe and I'm I'm I'm I'm going to be completely honest with you please be honest may I be honest please
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be honest why with this star of caliber with the Fairley Brothers behind it Pete
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Fairley himself not Bobby whatever we that's why we only got one of the two VAR anyway and and and and I cannot
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believe that it's not going to theaters we agree which should be in the movie theaters and I don't know who's behind
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it but probably what Amazon is behind the whole thing you know that yeah je Bezos you should we call him yeah do you
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have his number I call I'll call Bezos right now and I'll ask him what's going on call I hope this one works I'm going to call Jeff Bezos right now he's with
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his mom because I'm going to say and I want you to say Jeff put it in the theaters will you do that if he picks up yeah
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yeah please yeah yeah I will I I've never talked to him but I I hold
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hi hello hi it's your mom it's your mom but act as like it's act like jeos
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Mom are you Jeff Bezos yeah Jeff talk to Jeff
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ah anyway Jeff Bezos good Jeff H Jeff Bezos how come
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Ricky s Nikki is not in theaters and no I can hear you happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday Happy Birthday birth Jeff Bezos Happy Birthday Jeff Bezos
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M oh you're on the iPad she doesn't want to speak in English because she knows listening okay no it's okay Mom answer
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one question she about to die I think that was her back she's
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what she just called me my brother's name yeah okay Mom anyway the better
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brother okay Jeff Jeff sounds weird what is he doing
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Jeff bye Jeff Jeff put it in the theater
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please okay Mom what the [ __ ] is okay I'll talk
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to you later okay okay okay bye Jeff wow I don't think y needed us for this
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interview she sounds different the call was redirected a little right yeah he's under a little
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medication Jeff what's been going on with what what's going on with
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you what's been going on slow down a little yeah yeah he's living that life man well you know Jeff when Jeff hears
00:24:02
us he gets so excited he does he turns Korean he turns Korean he turns into an old Korean woman
00:24:08
it's interesting you know one of those things you know well that's the well look it's going to be out on March 7th and that's and and that is uh the new
00:24:16
world that we live in now and it's going to be everyone's TV they don't to have to go to the theater to watch it they can watch it at home yeah your phone
00:24:22
watch it on your phone it's going to be great it's going to be a hit and I'm really very looking forward to it you're very looking forward
00:24:28
good yeah I cannot wait okay so do some sign off questions with the boys I know you want some one-on-one time you begged
00:24:35
for you got all nervous before we came here I wasn't nervous I was nervous no I'll tell you pacing and smoking again
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myON which we're not smoking put col it was great um I wasn't pacing here's why
00:24:46
right here's why is because you know we live in a podcast world where we can say whatever we want and here I have to be a
00:24:53
little bit more you know professional about it and it it lives it lives yes yeah I mean
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I you know I meant it you know I meant it yeah yeah I me
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meant it but no I was like very good acting thank you so much very good acting so I was just wondering like how am I going to be navigated but I think
00:25:12
it went pretty good so far wonderful job wonderful job so do a sign off question with each of the guys what does that
00:25:17
mean you ask him that final question that you the final question you really wanted to ask okay so I want all right so
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John um how's your mom she's
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fantastic she honestly she's fantastic I I uh often confuse her with Jeff
00:25:35
basos but she's fantastic thank you so much for I'll tell her she you you said hello signing off thank you yeah Zack
00:25:42
Zack Zach um is he as handsome as you oh yeah I have can I say something sure I'm
00:25:49
not the mic up yeah I'm not you know I like women that's what's that I just you like
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women I like women do you want me to tell the guys what you said before we started no I don't want to do that but what I'm going to say is that I like women and um you like all people as
00:26:04
humans yeah you like hum 100% but right now at the stage in your life you're into girls I've always been well okay
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okay yeah that's fine I didn't I shouldn't even I just saying that you know I was like I wasn't wondering if Zack afron is as handsome as in real
00:26:18
life oh you're so you're saying in case you might not be into women would Z I'm 100% into women it's fine if you're not
00:26:24
but I'm I'm remind you of a woman do you justes he remind you of a woman no no is
00:26:30
that what you're trying I got to get it out yeah yeah I'm just saying what I'm saying is is that um you look just as
00:26:37
good as I perceived you to be on the scale of what you thought he was going to what does this have to do with you liking wi thanks yeah I'm just because I
00:26:44
don't want him to think of he's hitting on me or whatever try to hit on him and see if he's into I don't want to do that try h on him and see if he's into you
00:26:49
have beautiful eyes your eyes are stunning statement you got all right all right thanks for this
00:26:55
these questions are those your real eyes yeah I told you [ __ ] you're right I
00:27:01
told you the whole time those are his fake guys no CG CG on Amazon AI dude
00:27:08
those eyes those are real dude no they're real they are amazing ask the question you wanted to ask Bobby wants
00:27:13
to know if you'd ever be interested in any sort of world if you'd go to a dinner date with I never said that I
00:27:20
don't even answer that's that's ridiculous I'm to day with him it's not it's platonic I'm never going to see him again it's platonic it's a friend do you
00:27:27
own well we could do a group thing one day you one on one I'm not going to one one back to ger [ __ ] you ask Will you
00:27:32
want to go on a DAT bottom of my heart I'd love to thank
00:27:39
you that hard you just ask all right Germaine's final question so Germaine you know I can I say this like can I
00:27:45
make a statement first and then a question you've done that the whole time so yeah thank you thank you I don't know why you stop I have to say look at look
00:27:51
at me dude jermine lean in please if you don't mind I've known you for how long I've known you for a while yeah yeah why
00:27:57
you so shy right now yeah yeah so cute and before we did this I said you
00:28:02
checked every one of my boxes yes you did yeah is that your
00:28:08
question no I'm I'm making a statement first it's always statement first and you know the look game the style yeah B I
00:28:19
like it and also the funny game dude Too Legit to Quit dude amazing you don't
00:28:24
have to do like a black phrase when you do that you don't have to do that um you can just say how about this your I'm
00:28:30
sorry my bad you didn't have to do that your comedy game is Okie DOI that's so white that's so white give it like a
00:28:35
more uplifting white phrase what like uh you know yeah kaab banga man kaanga yeah yeah yeah cabanga man your comedy game
00:28:41
is cabanga cabanga dude out of s yeah it's out of sight out of sight right but
00:28:47
guess what to guess what dude what what game did I realize
00:28:52
today um that my Movie game no no no no no oh cologne game yeah you like my
00:28:59
cologne game your smell dude bro was I was going to say too legic to quit again
00:29:04
don't do that different song A okay amazing very good I don't know no Top
00:29:10
Line Top Line top of the line let's go higher yeah yeah yeah it's top notch top notch than top notch top notch thank you
00:29:16
man top and I what what I took a photo of the cologne you were wearing you did yeah have you smelled him guys could you
00:29:22
guys get in and smell him real fast just no because I spray how is it Zach what does it smell
00:29:30
like John take a huff real fast wow legit right that is that Too
00:29:35
Legit to Quit John Johnn John John John to much Johnn is it yeah the assessment
00:29:43
too legit I don't know how legit that is but it smells great thank wow I'll tell you
00:29:49
what it's not going to quit that's for sure honestly you you hit the smell game dude and you're number one on my book
00:29:56
out of all the people at the table no he's
00:30:02
third all right give him a sign off question yeah so uh do you like me can I
00:30:08
be honest with you yeah be completely honest I've been a fan of you since I was in Middle School man and I I've
00:30:14
always thought you were [ __ ] hilarious and this is really cool to do cry no I'm not joking I think I told you
00:30:19
this in the van when we did that comedy uh Festival I'm joking I just wanted to hear it again yeah huge fan huge fan
00:30:27
John huge huge John is huge I know you're
00:30:32
huge huge fan huge fan huge I know you're huge John's huge yeah so look with the movie you wanted why you tell
00:30:39
everybody at home where do they see the movie what's it called again as Amazon Prime March 5th March 7th 7th Ricky siki
00:30:46
Prime video Prime video Ricky sikki siki watch it fairly Peter Peter Fairley
00:30:52
thank you for being a bad friend hey bad friends this shirt I don't trust soup is in in the movie Ricky sikki John Cena is
00:30:59
wearing it and one of the writers of the film Brian Jarvis and the director the great legendary Pete Fairley decided make these shirts sell them out there
00:31:04
and a big big chunk of the proceeds uh goes to make A- Wish Foundation which Mr John Cena is heavily involved in and we
00:31:10
love and believe in it too so you want to support make a wish uh go to I don't trust soup.com and buy this shirt I don't trust soup.com and buy it uh for
00:31:18
uh the Make A Wish Foundation thank you
00:31:24
B welcome back to the bad friends coming to you live Zack afron is not that goodl
00:31:30
looking hottest guy on earth when you know I I can talk [ __ ] now man he's thicker than he's too thick for me thick
00:31:37
think he hot Bob yeah what do you mean he's thick what would be too thick I suck it strong yeah he's no he's just
00:31:44
too perfect Too Perfect yeah his blue eyes dude pierced my butthole dude beautiful he was so an X-Men [ __ ]
00:31:51
mutant power dude I was so into him when you shot in so hard to shoot with him cuz I always wanted to kiss him I did I
00:31:57
put that in the script I'd say what if we had a kissing scene yeah he and he was like what do you mean a kissing scene I said what if our we're best
00:32:03
friends yes and he says yeah and I said what if we have a little smooching scene yeah uh look at that there's a picture of the crew there's uh me John Cena Zack
00:32:11
Efron giving you bunny ears classic classic F dog and Germaine Fowler another great actor and comedian a
00:32:17
fellow standup the the new Lawrence Fishburn uh you know I don't know if he
00:32:22
like he would like that but maybe he is I already told him you look like him he doesn't really look like Lawrence
00:32:27
Fishburn I know you you thought that was the essence like I have the essence of Jet Lee no that's what everyone says no
00:32:34
you everyone says no maybe maybe maybe maybe jumbo jet I was gonna say that
00:32:40
jumbo Lee jumbo jet Le jumbo jet Lee um that was fun though today with the guys
00:32:46
I what a great job I I really do hope people like the movie so I'm and I'm thank you very congratulations grateful for you to come do that for me con a
00:32:53
great movie I thought it you saw it yeah well how for the first time how about drugstore June you see that see that's
00:33:00
the thing that's the thing see that's the thing you're into his [ __ ] you're not into my [ __ ] first of all it's not a
00:33:05
competition and let's be real here we're supporting both of our films drug sh June is going to be an incredible film a great success and I hope this one is too
00:33:12
it's they're both great with a lot of people that we we hope do well I want to talk about Vegas for you for a second I
00:33:18
want to hear all about Vegas number one man it looked so fun the number one
00:33:24
question I got from everybody was where's Andre shut shut up dude don't Pander to me now don't do that because
00:33:29
you know I was upset don't do that shut up that's everyone's Tom B where's is
00:33:35
Andrew Here Andrew Tom and BT asked about me shoot me a text and invite me to the show uh [ __ ] put me on the
00:33:41
show I told you I invited myself they didn't invite me I said can I go and
00:33:47
they go are you sure I go yes and I went you know why they [ __ ] didn't invite me and they invited you on the show
00:33:52
because they wanted this to happen on the air that's not why yeah they wanted us to have some live beef Will Compton
00:33:59
was there Will's there you know uh uh uh stano Chris sod Shane Gillis Shane
00:34:06
Gillis well of course Shane Gillis he's sponsored by Bud Light now he has changed the uh changed the game and then
00:34:11
um who else was there Paulie sure came he lives in Vegas oh that's right Ray
00:34:17
what Adam Ray Adam Ray did it Warren Sap was there Joey faton can I tell you about that [ __ ] old timey [ __ ] or
00:34:23
sap what do you mean you don't like him not old [ __ ] timeing [ __ ] I'll tell you something right now about
00:34:29
that old times D yeah open up about Warren Sap I'll tell you about Warren Sap right now dude I'm going to say this
00:34:34
to his [ __ ] face dog do it dog Warren listen to me right here and be clear about it right now I'm going to be very clear right you ain't got [ __ ] what does
00:34:42
that even mean you ain't got [ __ ] I'll tell you why dude can I tell you why I'm
00:34:47
waiting so Bert and Tom they do teams yeah football teams yeah they divided
00:34:52
you guys up right obviously I'm the last guy picked no yeah right they even
00:34:58
picked you as wild Warren sabs is his name snappy snap sap like
00:35:04
tree saap snap Warren Warren Snap goes nah nah to you to to [ __ ] uh Tom S
00:35:12
nah n not him I was the last guy of course me yeah but maybe they could have done it without you so then this is what
00:35:17
this old time [ __ ] you know what is what' he say so we number one I did the best out
00:35:25
of everyone in all the competitions I was MVP and all the athletic competitions all of them they
00:35:31
couldn't believe it ask S what were the competitions hting throwing a ball eating rice was one of them no no no and
00:35:38
also punting it through the [ __ ] goal posts you did that better than anybody Tom didn't make one let me can I tell my
00:35:44
story please all right Will Compton didn't make any look at me
00:35:49
celebrating Like A Champion and as Tom right now I was so proud of you no so I
00:35:54
really was so they it's the last event they do the punt OT comes up to me OT yeah OT
00:36:03
Genesis no old time oh sapap sap adop yeah old time comes up to me go sir let
00:36:11
me tell you how you do it I go oh how do I do it so you place the ball he goes take put your foot right here take three
00:36:17
steps back mhm then just follow the motion forward and then kick it yeah seems pretty logical exactly but I go yo
00:36:24
my body doesn't work like yours yeah yeah my body is more you guys might have
00:36:29
similar working bodies to I know but my mine's more my kicking is more karate oh you're oh right Haya it's more of a Haya
00:36:36
kind of a thing right yeah so no I'm you know worn sap I know what I'm doing so I
00:36:41
do it his way it went right into the ground went up to the left you didn't get even any lift so when you did his one yeah you're more ha right so I have
00:36:48
two shot tries right Hao so and I the second Tre he goes no do it again cuz you just that was a practice I go no man
00:36:55
you don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about dog back off Warren back the [ __ ] up sap dog I took 50 steps back
00:37:02
5 Z yeah okay were you in and I ran it what were you in the stadium still no I yeah I ran toward it okay kicked it
00:37:09
right between the goal post God bless and I got it Tom didn't make one Bert
00:37:14
Compton didn't make one Bert made one was Taylor there with Will no Taylor wasn't there wow but my point being is
00:37:21
that there he is there's my man so tell us what else you did in Vegas uh did you
00:37:27
gamble I lost thousands of dollars did you meet any ladies no no ladies no
00:37:32
ladies what about uh nothing how about guy Fier are you his new BFF we argued
00:37:37
about mozzarella sticks what was your argument his is no good he doesn't like him he goes what do you mean I go yours
00:37:44
is no good I had a restaurant it's no good oh yeah and then he goes I don't know what you're talking about I don't even know what restaurant we would have
00:37:50
mozzarella sticks I swear to [ __ ] God guy guy I I call him guy guy look up guy furry's
00:37:56
restaurant I bet you there's mozzarella sticks on there was he lying I don't know and I go it's no good you don't
00:38:01
it's too much too much cheese too much deep fries oh right and um then we kind of kind of fight like no you don't what
00:38:08
you're talking about I make the best best mozzarella sticks there we go I don't think I don't
00:38:14
see it on there I know jalapeno Pig poppers yeah Dynamite shrimp all right so he doesn't have moo sticks so then he
00:38:20
was there um aru and then um who else was there vinsan was there PV
00:38:27
who else was there um what and who's the most Hollywood [ __ ] Out of This
00:38:32
Crew it's you yeah yeah you little baby you know Zack Arron and John Cena I
00:38:38
don't I did a movie with him exactly that's Hollywood I didn't work with these people I just did a show how much
00:38:44
more fun did you have you just got to go to Vegas and kick footballs with Warren sapid Doos that's true yeah I didn't
00:38:49
know who he was I still don't he was I refused to know okay I won't tell you I refused to know well God bless did you
00:38:55
have any other fun in Vegas that you want to share no you ate a lot of good food you
00:39:00
called me oh no no look I oh [ __ ] thank you for saying that you got
00:39:08
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00:39:32
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I don't know what I'm singing no no no it's a good intro I know but I just I'm so excited we went to I went to the best
00:40:18
restaurant I've ever been to what is it called I forgot
00:40:24
no I'm kidding it's called it's called bizar Meats oh bizarre Meats Yeah by Jose Andres by Jose Andre by Jose
00:40:32
andrees and I'm going to say something to you dude yeah okay they brought out the wagu A5 Kobe
00:40:39
beef sure and they brought out a certificate with a stamp and
00:40:45
everything what does that even mean I didn't read it somebody I didn't read it but I held it right and it looked
00:40:52
professional well and it was some of it was in Japanese and it was signed by some some maybe a
00:40:59
cow this is my meat you know what I mean I'm very
00:41:07
delicious yeah and so the guy goes this is what the guy goes the guy
00:41:13
goes um you know you know sometimes you know sometimes people eat it raw and I
00:41:20
go give me raw yeah you can I know so he gave me a slice of Wu beef raw and melt
00:41:26
stood right in my mouth M who picked up the tab Tom Tommy yeah good it was can I
00:41:33
tell guess how much it was it's 10 people at the table 10 people I don't know 20 grand no I not that what the
00:41:40
[ __ ] people were drinking right I'm sure a bunch of those alcoholics were going ham $7,500 Jesus Christ he picked up the
00:41:46
tab but it was the best meal I've ever had that look at that I mean everything that they brought out was like that was
00:41:52
the best of whatever that is yeah and in the middle of eating wagu you guys are like where's Andrew they did no the [ __ ] they did it
00:42:00
yeah they did and I didn't get one text I got nothing
00:42:05
you know how many you know what I got you know what I got I called you to say hi to chat you didn't you didn't the
00:42:11
[ __ ] I didn't I did too call you yeah you did piece of [ __ ] he did I got nothing from nobody oh shut up dude I
00:42:19
sat at home you [ __ ] did the bird Cher one in Vegas was I invited to that yeah oh yeah yeah yeah I I I said no
00:42:29
anyway we missed you we really did it would have been
00:42:34
great to have you there bud good to see you now though when I saw you today I was very excited I was
00:42:40
excited to see anyway I just don't like being not with my prince I figured I should be with my little prince in Vegas
00:42:46
it's but think about the lineup it went Trevor Wallace okay me Shane Gillis sent
00:42:54
cuz stfo didn't go up so sod didn't go up oh they didn't go up no they didn't go up they were just hanging out there
00:42:59
so what I'm saying is is that it's Overkill what they should have done is gone Trevor me and you together and just
00:43:05
have me sit there and watch you perform on stage that would been great and then just Shane yeah yeah why not yeah I
00:43:11
would have I would have brought out a chair sat there eaten some the bizaar by Jose Andre you would have but I want to
00:43:19
when CU it was tag team back again so I had to bring Shane up oh right on stage
00:43:24
yeah let me guess the deception was huge let me guess people lost their
00:43:31
[ __ ] minds let me guess how' you know it broke the [ __ ] noise barrier or
00:43:38
whatever in my body it did was it a Concord Jet flly yeah let me guess it was incredible he's the most famous
00:43:44
comic in the world let me guess yes all that's right 100% of course it is dude
00:43:50
Chan's top tier [ __ ] dude he's the biggest comic in the world I don't think there's a bigger comic right now in my opinion yeah but he sponsored by Bud
00:43:57
Light doing SNL which is insane he flipped that [ __ ] place that's incredible
00:44:03
biggest Netflix special of the year yeah who's bigger than that guy and I mean it but you know what I did before Dave
00:44:08
Chappelle somewhere is just like this motherfucker's out of his mind but I did I did something weasely oh what did you
00:44:15
do do this is what I wanted to hear this is the weasel part of me oh and the
00:44:20
coward part oh yeah they're usually the same thing yeah yeah oh yeah the night before I the lineup yeah and it went
00:44:28
Trevor Shane and then me oh how's that Weasley he well how I got out of it that
00:44:35
makes perfect sense it doesn't you no I'm saying you switching is the right move I know but I had to beg Shane no I
00:44:42
had to beg Tom and I said number one ask him I said I swear to God I'll blow you
00:44:48
did you do it no and I go you can have your money back did you give him his money back no he said he refused okay
00:44:54
and after some begging I got my hands and knees yeah begging no I go
00:44:59
please he's the man of the moment why would he care if you switched actually that's just bad lineups you absolutely
00:45:06
would you be scared if you followed in front of 15,000 people Shane Gillis I'm not scared it's just right it's it's not
00:45:13
the right order I would have done it he's the bigger comic it's not the right order he should be exactly that's what I
00:45:18
thought it's not like you're not going to do great you're going to kill I know but it but it's just he's the thing right now yeah he's the man of the
00:45:24
moment you got to give him his [ __ ] what they give him his D his roses I me his dad too nice man yeah yeah anyway
00:45:31
what done with Vegas all dumb with Vegas hahaa anyway let's move on go to that thing I sent you the thing about Bobby
00:45:38
I'm curious about this this is insane Bobby full screen this I it what the [ __ ] is this were you recording for a
00:45:45
movie I'm so embarrassed that you saw that it's all over the Internet everybody saw this what is this
00:45:52
dude are you recording for a this has to be for like death and ramen or aov no no no you're licking an ice cream cone yeah
00:45:59
I'm I'm on Instagram live what's up what were you shooting this was you
00:46:04
shooting for something no I'm not I'm on Instagram live what's up dude I can't do Instagram lives anymore on the streets I
00:46:09
mean this is the most Asian [ __ ] I've ever seen you do in my entire life yeah what does it say can someone help me find Bobby Lee NPC burner account
00:46:16
because I've never seen him go live okay dude so what is the deal though it's you know Dylan Francis yeah it's his music
00:46:23
video music video yeah that's what it is I knew it was something yeah I don't know why that's out there someone
00:46:29
recorded like a crazy person well you're out on the [ __ ] middle of the street it looks like a crazy person what do you
00:46:34
think you're thinking there what what do you think is going through your head career's over I don't know no I was you
00:46:40
know I commit to like he wanted me to go out there and do that and I committed to it you really did yeah I commit to everything I do but it was uh it was fun
00:46:48
that that music video so anyway let's I love him it's great but no let's let this ride in the background for why I don't really really well that's all over
00:46:55
the internet yeah they love it some guy post someone out their window must have recorded
00:47:01
it yeah well does that look like me yes does that look like you it could be any
00:47:06
other guy couldn't be anybody but you really there's not even if you drove by you're the only guy I know that wears 70
00:47:12
lbs of [ __ ] in their in their pockets yeah you're right you're right you at all times look like you have cargo pants
00:47:17
on because pockets are so full you're right you're right you're right you know Joe Rogan is like a fanny pack guy you're a full pocket guy I have a lot of
00:47:23
things in my pockets you're a big pocket do can we move from it because I don't want to see it again I kind of love
00:47:29
watching you do what you do you do what you do yeah and we all you do what you do it's not embarrassing I just think I
00:47:34
was fascinated by it you do what you do my friend what else you want to talk about I don't know don't live in it so
00:47:41
deeply what don't live in the moment so deeply I would live in the moment live right now feel me feel me right now what
00:47:49
do you feel okay um I'm about to sell my house that's what you I know you are but
00:47:56
the house you're going to get no no I'm not getting it I'm going to move where are you going New York I don't know if I should
00:48:02
tell you tell me before you say it may I say
00:48:07
something if you move to a different city outside of Los Angeles MH I'm
00:48:15
ending the podcast okay and that's just a warning to you and the fans out there
00:48:20
I will not do it unless we move together so then move with with me where are you
00:48:26
going we're going to Austin Texas I'll go I knew you would say yes I'll go to
00:48:31
Austin no I'm not going there you know what I would do is I would you do want to move there you told me no what I would do is I would get you I we would
00:48:37
like get a rent a house there and be be the bad friends kind of like that I could we do a residency down there
00:48:43
residency down there we should revive and make our own show called uh called
00:48:48
um I'm going to ask you a question I you're going to be so mad what promise you're not going to be
00:48:55
mad well no I'm but you just promise me yeah I
00:49:01
promise I'm not going to get and you're not going to get infuriated and if you say no that's fine I'll do no
00:49:06
okay you know I love Star Trek oh
00:49:12
already already already I didn't say anything what is it and me and Adam e
00:49:19
get uhhuh want to start a Star Trek podcast
00:49:26
if you do that I'll quit this show I will quit this show why because
00:49:32
that is insane first of all we've gotten in fights relentlessly because you you do too many podcasts it every [ __ ]
00:49:39
person on Earth that's like hey Bob come on my podcast you're like where is it where do I got to be and then with this
00:49:45
show it's like when do we have to shoot it's like this is the [ __ ] one to do that's not what I do you do everybody's
00:49:50
podcast I do this one as well and I do it with this is the one that matters this is the one okay can I pitch it
00:49:56
though you know what this is like this is like you you this is like you're on it's upheld battle but I'm going try
00:50:01
you're on Johnny Carson every week you're on Johnny Carson and Johnny can do another show somewhere else on Bravo
00:50:07
or whatever he doesn't he does that's the point he doesn't you're [ __ ] Johnny Carson you have your own show and
00:50:13
instead you're like maybe I should go check out what's going on on CW why can I stop though no you can't do a podcast
00:50:19
with [ __ ] Adam get about Star Trek cuz when are you going to get around to be to it's not as much it's it's going
00:50:24
to be more less free when we put it out like once a month no I don't approve
00:50:30
absolutely not four times a year no can we do one pilot you can't do any
00:50:38
what if you produce it interesting because I'm telling you it's
00:50:43
not going to seep into our numbers it's we're going to wear Star Trek we're wearing Star Trek uniforms the whole
00:50:48
background is going to be Star Trek and we're only going to talk about Star Trek I don't want to I'm not hindering you
00:50:53
and I never have anyway ever for our whole life and
00:50:59
career you know come on all I'm saying it's just
00:51:04
more time it's time that you don't have no here's can I just last it's time you don't have I'm going to when I I'm going
00:51:10
to go to Austin okay then I'm going to do a podcast with the Stephano uh in the same the same amount of episodes you do
00:51:16
it's got to be specific to a thing though yeah sure it'll be funny it'll be a funny podcast no but if
00:51:21
it's like oh we're we're going to do a podcast about like um it'll be about com then I'll be like it's a specific thing
00:51:27
okay I'll find some [ __ ] to make up for every episode you do with him I'll do one with Chris H okay I'm not doing
00:51:33
it then thank you also Adam Egret he has his hands full no he wants we've want we've our
00:51:40
Dream who's producing that podcast not you guys it was going to be Tom SAR really he said he wanted to do it that's
00:51:46
even funnier yeah Tom wanted to do it well here's the deal yeah you go do whatever it is that you want to do no if you're going to do this stun I'm not
00:51:52
going to do mine interesting yeah yeah it's could I say something you're saying
00:51:57
that Adam egot is the Stefano you got to pick somebody at ad Adam ot's [ __ ] level they're the same it's not Chris
00:52:04
owns a comedy club in New York just like Adam runs [ __ ] Joe's yeah but Adam's not a [ __ ] podcaster neither is D
00:52:10
Stefano yes he is no he's not he's a big name so I'm saying if I said oh I'm G to Doo with like Tom Arnold fine I'd love
00:52:19
that not Tom Arnold but yeah do it but that's different than uh I know but this wasn't going to be a [ __ ] Tit for Tat
00:52:26
this is going to be just it if you want to do your little nerd podcast and fly out to Austin and play dress up with him
00:52:31
then go do it okay you know what I'm going to do I'll go to New York no no no get my apartment you're not getting an apartment there I am and I'll [ __ ]
00:52:37
live in my little apartment with Chris and he'll come over and we'll have fun all right if you move to New York though I'm not going out there to shoot
00:52:43
episodes the [ __ ] you're not yes you are I'm flying you out I'm flying no I'm not flying out what's that the average
00:52:49
weather in Austin it's terrible oh this oh really that's going to be a deterrent come on yeah you like jungle [ __ ] this
00:52:54
[ __ ] like I like jungle [ __ ] go how dare you dude you like tropics and jungle I know that about you I like all
00:53:00
environments I'm a mountain top guy too I don't think you like Texas I'm a mountain man you're not a mountain man
00:53:06
[ __ ] you first of all you're a mountain boy you're not a mountain man okay I'll
00:53:13
be boy you can't start a fire on your own you can't pitch a tent I excuse me can you catch and kill an animal in the
00:53:19
wild and eat it and clean a butterfly how much protein is in a butterfly yeah you'd last like 60
00:53:25
seconds no you ever watch those we talk about survival I love alone yeah I'm more of a [ __ ] you know gatherer I oh
00:53:31
you know what I saw today on the internet that blew my [ __ ] mind I love it Google the amount of churches that are in the United States this is
00:53:37
crazy this I was on my car ride this morning the amount of churches in the United States guess look at me guess before you see it how many churches are
00:53:43
in the United States do you think oh my God I mean I just I know it's tough but guess it's a hard one don't look don't
00:53:49
look okay how many churches do you think exist just for perspective there are
00:53:54
Google this there's I think there's 15,000 15,000 McDonald's how many McDonald's in United States this will
00:54:00
give you perspective uh or yeah McDonald's cuz you see McDonald's everywhere Starbucks McDonald's
00:54:06
currently has 36,000 restaurants in 100 100 countries that's the world in the in the United States 14,000 McDonald's and
00:54:14
they look like they're [ __ ] everywhere 14,000 yeah in the whole United States how many churches it can't
00:54:20
be as much as that guess
00:54:26
12,000 350,000
00:54:31
350,000 oh you just you all congregations I said churches I was
00:54:37
thinking about just like you know I mean Zoro asterism no but look at that okay so of those
00:54:44
314,000 are Protestant or Christian so yeah it's almost all how how how many are Christian 314 the majority dominant
00:54:51
majority [ __ ] dude is that crazy and never been to one I know we should start going to some have you been to any of
00:54:57
them yeah what do you mean I've been to church oh yeah you went right I'm going to go back you went with who' you go
00:55:03
with to church yeah did you recently go with my with my uh no I haven't gone in a long time oh with my family I've gone
00:55:10
somebody just as a friend of mine just went I got invited to go to one of those new age Church oh dumbfounded he goes
00:55:15
well Koreans go to church you know why though huh cuz that's where you hook up that's where they are because I'm you
00:55:22
know man I'm just kind to look at different pool no that is where it is but but he's saying you would be
00:55:27
surprised I might go no you should but then I have to do the whole thing and pretend pretend to listen no to get them
00:55:34
maybe you know what can I say something you maybe you'll get something out of it I'm about to start going to church you know I'll go with you you will you
00:55:41
really I suit up because I think it's important we should try it I'll put the little hat on you don't no you're not
00:55:46
going to wear a yamaka that's insane can I why why don't you wear a samurai outfit
00:55:53
to be more y yes okay if you wear the samurai outfit yeah I wear the samurai yamaka and two swords will you go to
00:56:00
synagogue with me for real let's go not a synagogue why not oh with the yamaka you said you yeah no I want to go to
00:56:06
Christian church with the yamaka let's go to both but let's not wear the yamaka for the Jewish one I think we were the Y
00:56:12
Christian Buddhist monk robes Buddhist monk robes at the [ __ ] well we better start growing our
00:56:18
pubes out oh yeah isn't that a whole thing with Buddhist monks yeah what is this all right this guy got pulled over
00:56:23
and he had to call his girlfriend to convince her that it was the truth cuz she thought he was lying oh God Joel got
00:56:29
pulled over he's on his way home now damn what do I got to lie about he's not
00:56:34
lying he got pulled over he's good to go though Jesus thank you I don't understand rewind I don't understand
00:56:40
what's going on this young kid got pulled over by the cops and his girlfriend thought he was full of [ __ ] and so he was he had the cop FaceTime
00:56:46
her yeah that's [ __ ] hilarious I don't understand tell me that's a black guy and that's the cop that pulled him
00:56:51
up and then what is he saying to who's that that's little yachty okay and who
00:56:57
who that's Lil yachty and that's officer Wackadoo yeah yeah and who else who's he talking to on the phone girlfriend and
00:57:04
what is he saying to his girlfriend on the phone she doesn't believe he got pulled over she thinks he's full of [ __ ] he's out doing something oh because of
00:57:09
the [ __ ] she thinks he's out getting think play it again now get it you can use this okay go
00:57:14
here he's not lying he got pulled over he's good to go though Jesus you had to get like the whitest nerd cop too it's
00:57:20
like he did he did it I pulled him over he looks like George yeah I saw him driving while black and I had to pull
00:57:26
him over would you want to be hello Tanisha it's me officer dosen I pulled
00:57:32
him over I saw him flying in that Scat Pack or that Hellcat zooming down the road I had to pull him over and I said
00:57:39
how could you afford this he [ __ ] guys he gets like the whitest nerd [ __ ] cop yeah it's real
00:57:46
I pulled over your boyfriend Tanisha had to get him anyway he's good to go but he
00:57:52
had to explain to him what was going on right to the cop yeah my my girl thinks I'm hooking up right now you yeah by the
00:57:58
way they didn't show he didn't pan out to show the girl that's already in his car with him yeah it is a girl that is
00:58:03
she holding it yeah she's filming she's filming the whole thing his side piece is filming the whole [ __ ] thing yeah
00:58:09
that you uh oh I've got a clip and but just let me talk about this for yeah um
00:58:14
do you want to be with a woman that's paranoid like that though well how would you right you're constantly going I know
00:58:22
dudes that have to do that well you know what we talked about this yesterday I talked about when someone says would your it was like would your
00:58:29
wife let you go cuz you know I'm going to Scotland this year and and a friend said could never I said well look I
00:58:35
don't have kids so it's not like I'm saying to her hey can you stay with the kids while I go to Scotland it's me
00:58:40
saying I want to go to Scotland and she goes you should go my buddy goes my wife would never let me I said do you have kids no I said what do you mean she
00:58:47
wouldn't let you go somewhere she just doesn't she wouldn't she'd be like either I'm going or you're not going alone and I was like you out Rel I dude
00:58:55
but millions of people are like that millions of people have demand look if you're sharing responsibility of children different story that's can I
00:59:02
just say something I'm just I'm so glad you brought this up get please all right see here's a deal okay when I used to
00:59:07
play video games right it's like a day ago two two weeks ago yeah two I haven't
00:59:13
done in two weeks oh I'm trying to find a new game you say that two weeks has been like five days oh whatever yeah I
00:59:20
did a yesterday one Work Week yesterday a little bit are you're right you're right so can I just get back to my point
00:59:25
please all right and so when I was with Kila right she'd be like 8 hours is
00:59:31
enough right well reason it's pretty reasonable to play it's not it's not 8 hours is a lot of it it's not it's not
00:59:38
not the kind of games I play and I think what you guys are doing right now is you're not educated okay you're not
00:59:43
educated educate us everyone in this room is not educated 8 hours is how long people go to work for I understand that
00:59:48
but the thing is the things I have to do in that 8 hours is a lot okay there's a lot I have to you know what I mean rank
00:59:54
up I have to explore caves rank up I mean I have to you know design my house look at this I I'm okay with it golf
01:00:02
golf takes a long time right so my thing was like and I and I one day I looked at col I goes you like the beach right she
01:00:08
does she loves yeah and I go if you were at the beach for eight hours I wouldn't be like hey eight hours in fact you
01:00:16
could call me and go listen for a month I'm going to go to the Fiji islands and go deep you want me to pay for it I
01:00:23
don't give a [ __ ] I don't you should pay for it but I do understand what you're say my point is is that I agree with I
01:00:28
want you to be happy if that's something that you want to do to be happy then I'm going to support it but when it comes to
01:00:34
video games is a all too I agree with you you're look at this look at me I'm on your side are you on my side everyone
01:00:40
on my side everyone is thank you but let me say it like this the reason it gets a bad rap and you know I'm pro video games
01:00:45
yeah the reason it gets a bad rap is cuz like if I go to play golf and it takes three and a half hours to four that's a
01:00:51
long time but it's because I'm leaving and it's separate but video games gets a bad rap with her cuz you're in the same
01:00:56
house as her but you're paying no attention to her get a different apartment get a different apartment for video games if you're a guy who loves
01:01:03
video games get a separate apartment for video games and then you go I'm going off no but let's be real play video
01:01:09
games financially let's be real that's an insane thing yeah but there should be a place for people to go to play video
01:01:14
games outside of their house collectively in a room you don't have to talk to each other you just there's video game consoles there should we open
01:01:20
up Bobby Lee's getaway Bobby Le's video that's really like well arcades used to
01:01:25
exist but no one does arcades anymore right but you can go we have your own little they have this in Japan area in
01:01:31
Japan they're all over the place I know and you can play whatever game you want you have smoke cigarettes you drink drink Red Bull you we sell all kinds of
01:01:37
fun candies in in in uh uh what's it called shuku no whatever in Japan what's
01:01:43
the one with all the hookers what's the hooker one shabuya they they literally you can get hookers through the video game we do have okay upstairs we do have
01:01:51
private rooms relaxation rooms relaxation rooms right for the the ones that want to get like funky with it
01:01:56
relaxed they want to get relaxed we'll have those girls yeah so so yeah yeah what else do we have there at the video
01:02:02
game place it's not a video game place it's a getaway Bobby Le's getaway yeah man cave get getaway man no it doesn't
01:02:09
have to be for men it's a Bobby Le's getaway well women can go of course they why can't they women play video games it's illegal not to let them in oh it is
01:02:16
yeah well Christians do it when it come hey heyes for now for now it's illegal till we change it remember the gay
01:02:23
couple that was getting married they went in Colorado and they went try to get a cake yeah and they go we're not going to serve you cuz you're gay why
01:02:29
can't we do that with a man cave you'll probably get sued in California go to yeah you get sued here we have to open it up somewhere we'll go to Texas yes
01:02:35
they're not going to sue us there we do it in Texas Smash Burgers we have there Smash Burgers yeah Fanta grape drinks
01:02:42
only grape can we get other kinds diet diet grape okay yeah what else do we have there we have um you know what I
01:02:49
think we should have what an indoor trampoline just to bounce out some of that no bounce it out so much space what
01:02:57
do you mean costly yeah we bought a [ __ ] it's a it's 50,000 Square ft the place we got no we take we get a
01:03:03
gigantic you know the swimming swiming pool with the tub not um the inflatable swimming pool we put [ __ ] oil in it
01:03:11
what yeah so what what is Imagine Nick gigantic a vat of oil yeah in a
01:03:18
[ __ ] right and you can wrestle I don't I don't like this what why a swimming pool with oil in it no
01:03:24
it's like an inflatable one oh a little baby one yeah no you blow blow it up right you put oil in it let me see how
01:03:30
you blow it again yeah suck some of it back out just in case there it is right and then you and then you put you know
01:03:36
if you're Asian you can use [ __ ] sesame oil whatever you want well it does burn it burns at a higher rate yeah
01:03:41
no you're not burning it you're wrestling in it well when you're done you want to cook something I'm starving all right we waste all [ __ ] right
01:03:48
right right tip it over and use the fck thr an idea you don't think that's a good idea am is that a good idea it's a great idea but I'm going to cook in it
01:03:54
when I'm done with it and above it like one of those disco balls I've always wanted one of those it's so cheesy above
01:04:00
the [ __ ] it's just cheesy oh you're right how about can we get like I'll do gigantic lava lamps yes that's not
01:04:08
cheesy no and you know what I want dildos all over the place no why just in case somebody needs one right they're
01:04:15
there in case you need them don't use them but if you need it it's likea in case of emergency BL break and then we have in case of emergency break ass and
01:04:21
then downstairs we have a we have a bad room if you've been a bad boy careful what
01:04:28
careful what bad boy what's going on down there very very what's going on down there lots of things you're being a
01:04:34
bad boy if you want me to be but downstairs like a BDSM room I
01:04:40
don't know what is now you're a boom mic operator what what are you doing oh yeah
01:04:45
like the scene in Pulp Fiction is that what's going on down there yeah but not with the blood it's not going to get violent one of the best scenes it's one
01:04:51
of the best scenes and that the [ __ ] was my favorite yeah and then um the guy that plays what Z what's his name the Z
01:04:58
Z Z Zed's Dead baby I yelled at him once in the O was he talking no he was
01:05:04
completely passed out and I snapped I go Zed he he got up I go what the [ __ ] dude
01:05:11
I saw your movie yeah something like that and he got like he was like that guy Peter Green Peter Green great
01:05:16
talented guy he up to what a great what's Peter up to today can we find out on his
01:05:22
IMDb we should get him on bad friends I love that guy uh what's he doing right
01:05:27
now upcoming he's got a lot going on holy [ __ ] this kid's working a lot I always working last year yeah yeah
01:05:36
that always makes me emotional when I see people with 30 upcomings and I'm like wow I went on a date with a girl
01:05:41
and she said she's never seen Pulp Fiction is that a red flag 100% to me it is I have no business with you is that a
01:05:49
red flag how old is she exactly 32 red flag wait a minute if you
01:05:55
I don't give a [ __ ] if she's 25 she should know Pulp Fiction never seen
01:06:01
it Pulp Fiction I know yeah that's a breakup well she never seen Raising Arizona which is that's understandable
01:06:08
that was much older right she never saw Tenon bombs or Rushmore okay much older I get much okay she never saw
01:06:14
reservation but then when I said pul fiction she goes never seen it and I go it's such an iconic
01:06:20
movie it's just it's just it's it's iconic social Ze guy it's like saying I
01:06:25
bet you a 20-year-old still knows who the Beatles are you know what I mean exist Beyond something you should know
01:06:31
yeah pul fiction for sure so if you're listening lady you know who I'm talking about watch it watch it now next time I
01:06:37
see you oh so before the next time you see her you yeah you better have watched it and you get some of the L I want you to memorize some of the lines yeah it's
01:06:44
a really just a I mean raise your hand if you think it's a great movie what it's not even a I just wonder everyone
01:06:50
it's like an afterthought anyway let's move on we have you seen this trailer no please watch the trailer oh I don't think our building takes pets hello what
01:06:58
hello you want a cat brand I own fire brand like sh yeah keep the Chang let's
01:07:04
do this what you doing wait a
01:07:09
minute when does this come out was it in the theaters yeah I want to see how much this made Nine Lives
01:07:16
well look at R tomato see what Ron Tomatoes was Jennifer Gardner yeah uh
01:07:21
Cheryl Hines yeah for [ __ ] Walkin space huge yeah budget was3 million and
01:07:28
it made $6 million oh my God and by the way when it says 30 million yeah oh this says
01:07:34
domestic worldwide made 577 yeah but but but but broke even broke even not even
01:07:39
no way now give me the Rotten Tomatoes wow all right I take it back a little
01:07:45
bit I do love Christopher walk I just don't like that no but I just don't like that everyone's not bad no not bad
01:07:51
14% that's about what some of my movies your movie range yeah my movie range 41%
01:07:57
this kind of where you know we're not going to do your movie now no no he's making fun of me no I don't care I don't like your smug [ __ ] we're not doing
01:08:04
your movie dude I what I I I look at those reviews oh my
01:08:09
God I take it back I love Chris Walkin I just I just you know what it is yeah I just don't like that everyone does an
01:08:16
impression I know my it's just too many people it's just too many people doing
01:08:21
the impression can you do it everyone can everyone can to some degree yeah I'm
01:08:28
Christopher Walkin right hello this watch up his ass like
01:08:33
everyone has a version of it all right thank you for being a bad
01:08:48
friend wo
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woo
01:09:01
yeah
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