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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
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you two are disgusting well you two or something we're bad friends
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if andres was a pastry would he be if andres was a pastry he'd be a danish a danish
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no question is very delicate and beautiful he'd be a danish oh by the way a cheese danish yeah yeah mozzarella uh
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pete pete of course would be he would i know what it would be a hard muffin an old muffin i think more of an english
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pudding a bread pudding like a bread pudding yeah he'd be bread about me if i was a [ __ ] pastry if you were a pastry yeah you would be
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uh picking a blanket so perfect you would literally be a pig
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in a blanket you would absolutely be a hot dog wrapped in a croissant that's literally because the outside looks looks burnt toast
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i'm that's not a pastry yeah yeah i know that's why you're not even in the [ __ ] you know i mean when you go to a
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pastry shop you're not even in the [ __ ] glass i'm a cranberry muffin no i'm a cran orange muffin you're in the
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[ __ ] garbage pan in the [ __ ] back why because you're just a bird it's like
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they they burn all right toss them all right well you're still picking a blanket you're fat and unhealthy and disgusting but
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everybody kind of likes you that's a pig in a blanket you're fat and unhealthy and disgusting
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and bad for people but un unreasonably so we still like you that's why you're a pig in a blanket and rudy
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and rudy rudy has some sort of weird fruit in it yeah it's like a passion fruit or it's like it's like a kumquat
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uh like a lychee you know a lychee uh a lychee donut a lychee donut yeah yeah yeah yeah you're like a persimmon you're
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like a persimmon a weird fruit for no reason you're a persimmon uh
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look at that face what do you what are you auditioning for apocalypto
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yeah what are you i can see you're an apocalypto can't you what do you think you are rude
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um a cookie what kind of cookie yeah just the chocolate chip cookie no no no
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no you're not trying to get your [ __ ] mind you're freaking out no i you're not white
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you're a macadamia nut brown
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what a mean guy i pulled my back golf i know oh that's so dumb no it wasn't golfing sorry you just said it well i was
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golfing all day and then afterwards i was blowing one of the guys that i golfed with and i pulled
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my when i came up i just threw out my back it hurts so much it's hilarious that was golfing man so you swank so you
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swing it wasn't even on my swing i was walking i was grabbing a club to bend down and i just popped something
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wow are you being real i wasn't i didn't stretch but does it hurt right now oh yeah yeah
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oh yeah so i could [ __ ] with you yeah i mean i mean physically no you couldn't even on my worst day i'm stronger than
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you it's unbelievable that's how weak you are as a human being on my worst off day yeah i'm still remarkably stronger
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than you i'm strong for my size no you're not it went weight class no you're not yeah
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think about it guys let's think about types yeah okay yeah so in this building
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my type dumpling is andreas no oh you mean your weight class weight class and
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we will be pitted against each other andres how tall are you i'm five ten five ten you're four or
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seven no five five by four okay you're five four it doesn't matter because it's like you know sometimes like jon jones
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right in the ufc yeah he was taller and you know i mean and slimmer right skinnier legs right than some of his
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opponents okay so so like andreas is might be taller yeah but we're the same
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weight class how much you wage raise a hundred and seventy pounds yeah that's
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what that's me ua 172 170 175 all right uh and then i would destroy him i would
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break his [ __ ] chain no way no i would shatter every boat in your face dude he's a kid he's still bone
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he's spanish they're crazy dude i'm korean bro what have you got so much [ __ ] wage what
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what do you mean what what do you have rage about all right name me once spanish yeah maybe one spanish ufc
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fighter uh exactly uh korean zombies enrique ruiz korean
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zombie the korean zombie yeah okay one super boy
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he's very talented okay yeah so you think give me one spanish uh uh sergio
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garcia no there is no sergio garcia yes there is there isn't um enrique valdez there's a lot of redheads though huh
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yeah paul felder i think it's anyway and corey we talked about last week so you would be against drace and you think
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you'd beat him and then pete i'd go against pete but you know why i couldn't beat pete because pete's got go ahead
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and say it the syndrome he's got what strength well he's got uh he's got somebody's
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strength he goes you know he's got h rs
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i don't think it's hidden yeah he's got it pete lopes around here loaf is the word pete lopes around here he reminds me of
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my friend brady i've talked to about brady who like you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah pick up the pole yeah pull out of the ground so and then who
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would she fight she would get the winner of you and and well with people that we know probably uh
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esther pavinsky oh what a good fight that's a great fight what a great fight i would go with jules
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i don't know no jules i i want to say jewels but no weapons do you know have you ever gotten to a
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fist fight jules no have you ever been any sort of fight with another girl like when you were younger did you get into like a slapping
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fight no nothing nothing see what i mean i'm too wait did you get in fights in
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high school mostly when i was younger than high school high school was a few yeah there was this jewish kid
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who lived up the street from me can we even say that all right so there was this jewish human
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right that's good okay there was this jewish
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and um [Music] i used to bully the [ __ ] out of him like i like on the bus like he'd be eating
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like you know like a little breakfast sandwich that his mom made and i would just go and hit it out of his hand what
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yeah why would you do that and then he would go what the [ __ ] and we would go ahaha [ __ ] you oh whatever you don't
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mean yeah like i was so mean to him yeah like i would just like you know hit him in the back of the head just in the
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hallway it's very it's terrible yeah and so the one day um and my brother
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was um friends with his little brother right and my brother would at nights go bob
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yeah can you not pick on you know my my friend oliver's brother yeah and i go
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nah so one day i was on the this is so embarrassing so one day it's one day i
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was on the school bus and i hit him on the head this kid right yeah and he goes that's it
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like a what what's it after school there was a there was like a field right by between our houses
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it was like this empty field right he goes meet us meet me at that field you mean at 4 30 and we're going to duke
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it out and then i don't know he must be a promoter or something but everyone the school was there right after it worked
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right right it was like a circle right and i got i go i'm there right i think i
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took my shirt off what i don't know why but if i shut it off i go what's up matt next thing i know
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i'm on the floor yeah what he punched me so hard i'm on the floor
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and i'm like winded too right and i get up and i just start do you know just start swinging haymakers haymakers right
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yeah nowhere near him right it's just a straight in my right just to scrape my head like i pop
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back i fall on the ground again and now i'm like bleeding right and my brother now he was in the front of the circle
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right now he's somewhere like in the back yeah like just go just contemplating his life right
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and i go god time out i think i time off you can't time out a fight come on come on hey man it
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a car right my mom had a red like red like sports car my mom is on the dirt
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on the field coming again coming to get me right she goes get in right i'm bleeding
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it rain and all the kids are laughing at me yeah like i get in the car and i never bullied
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anyone again that's what you get i know i deserve it you definitely guess like that's like if like it can encapsulate
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my life that's it that's it right you're the bully that can't really [ __ ] yeah i talk i talk [ __ ] right and i i you know
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i talk a big game right but when it comes down to it i'm a bastard i i get destroyed right
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i'm meat well but but also then why do you think you were allowed to talk [ __ ] it's fun what do you think about that
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kid made you pick on him for real did other people pick on him and you think because he played the trombone
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oh yeah yeah he he always had a trombone hey you got to pick on that right right
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he had a trombone and it had nothing to do with that he was just i didn't even know what the jewish meant right it wasn't i never saw those lists before
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that or whatever yeah it wasn't no it's not because he was jewish because i was like in
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sixth grade you didn't even know that i don't know you know i know anything about it you know i mean right and then later you know in high school i think i
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saw like in history class some films about holocaust and i think i walked up to him and i said hey man sorry about
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you know for four years ago when you beat the [ __ ] out of me in that field yeah you were sorry for him beating the [ __ ] out of him yeah yeah no problem man
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how did your mom know did your brother go scram kid i'm like oh sorry [Laughter] what did your brother snitch how did
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your mom find out no she was just happened to be driving down she looked and she saw me getting my ass [ __ ] walloped just getting my
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head walloped yeah do people get in fights in height in the philippines in school did you see a lot of fights a lot in my public school
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yeah and they would use like pencils and then they would smart dab
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what yeah that's smart that's smart did you ever see girls fight or was there only boys that fought i also saw
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girls and then they would just rip their skirt off their shirt and then yeah
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i was scared no comment i got beat up by a guy named david koch koch yeah yeah so i took karate
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taekwondo yeah and i took it for like two weeks i'm not kidding yeah yeah you thought
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you were a black belt and i thought i knew everything i needed noticed i just stopped going i'm good and the only thing that in the beginning they teach
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you is the bow yeah right and then block so i had this like old korean like
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taekwondo teacher it was in this mini mall you know what i mean you go broke right and i'm like black
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you know broke black and that that's all i took and i remember david koch and i got a
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fight yeah and he kicked me in the nut sack i was falling backwards
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block and i ended up like like this on the ground
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you know i mean i was thinking i should have taken more classes you're nuts i've never worn i've never won a fight ever but i was a good wrestler i was
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undefeated well that's the thing with fights you should have just gone to the ground with them that was later in high school i started wrestling and i started you know my
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brother and i are very good at wrestling the worst i ever the worst i ever had was in college me and my buddy colin and
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my buddy travis and a bunch of idiots we were drunk and we were in an apartment complex and notorious this arch stone
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notorious like bro bro [ __ ] it up oh what's up dude everyone wanted arizona arizona is just
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like san diego wait you went to college in arizona arizona state what you in um phoenix yeah we've talked
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about this before because my brother went there we've talked about this before i forget yeah that's fine okay uh
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i don't memorize you lived in tempe yeah did you really yes of course that's where he went to college but it was all
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bros it's all sa by the way arizona state is all bros from southern california that can't get into
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california schools right yeah and they want the cheaper route so they go to arizona that's literally what it is so
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uh it's all like oh well flick in oh [ __ ] lifted that's all it is out there and we're in a parking lot and a
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dude backs up his car and he almost hits somebody that we're with now my memory is foggy about it in terms of why that
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started but then somebody hit the trunk of the car like hey what the [ __ ] yeah and this guy gets out and he's running
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his mouth and there's like four or five of us and there's one of him and he's like oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] all this stuff and then i'm thinking not
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much of it because they're kind of chirping everyone's chirping and he goes inside and comes out with a team a
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[ __ ] superhero squad of big adult black men and i was like oh what the
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[ __ ] is this yeah yeah the football team comes outside and is then it's then at this point it's over we're we have to
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[ __ ] they're gonna fight you're gonna fight we had to you didn't have to yeah we did why where were we gonna go
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the other way we're on their turf it's over all right so my buddy colin is the first because he's the one that's talking to the guy i think he's
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defending this girl that they almost hit and they start going at it and right away i turn around and i'm just like
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and i'm just met with one right in my face and then i'm swinging like a like this like a loser just getting punched
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by three people not hitting anybody yeah and i go down to the ground and when i kind of come too because i must have
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gotten knocked out yeah i had been kicked like in the back of the neck shoulder or whatever my buddy travis was getting work too and when we got up we
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had to walk back home because we had walked to this party so [ __ ] up and sad and these guys got
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to go back in and drink with some of the people that were around us oh wow yeah we got the [ __ ] beat out of this now
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working the next day where you soaring stuff dude after a fight everyone who's ever what year is this by the way my freshman
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or sophomore year college so what year is that 2000 and uh two or three
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it's so weird because i was still i was doing the tempi improv then so yeah we could open one of your
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shows i should know i could i was probably in the same town with you at some point you could have helped no yeah
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really you could have helped me out yeah but i but i'll never forget the first that wasn't the first bad fight i ever
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lost in but any fight i've ever been in you feel like you got hit in a car accident for a couple of days
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everything is stiff and it really hurts and it just doesn't make sense and you're like i didn't even get punched here why is my [ __ ] neck so sore i
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mean everything hurts yeah every i i never after after stupid fights as a kid i never wanted to do it ever again yeah
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because you you feel bad even when you win there's a guilt there too well you lose you lose you always lose there's no
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winning we need to get jules into a fist fight with somebody yeah let's start a beef with her and ask her
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i think you should tell esther that she's been talking [ __ ] right that she wants to replace esther on my
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girlfriend's podcast right because she thinks that she's stronger than her and she thinks she can do it right
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look at her face i'm going to tell esther yeah she still says something that you're shaped like a marshmallow no esther's
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too kind no i'm going to say that to her no we're going to say you said that yeah yeah
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by the way um the amount of people that got upset about us even mentioning the idea of rudy getting replaced is insane
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it's just absurd so it's not going to happen i guess yeah you're not going to uc davis
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you're we're going to choose your college okay we're choosing your college imagine me and you being counselors
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oh my gosh just go somewhere close yeah well if i was her actual dad she'd listen to me i'd probably go don't even
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go to college me too right what yeah yeah what is the point i don't know what do
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you want to do i don't know yet what do you think you'd like to do i want to be a vet
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a veterinarian yeah so go to veterinarian school you don't need to go to college for that
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but you're the first one to make it out of the philippines and get a college degree huh yeah i guess i mean that's important well i mean you know she's out
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here for that that's the goal and it's like but she goes to a fancy school now yeah and she's out here to get her
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education i get it but veterinary school is good she gets straight a's i know if you can get into uc school might as well
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just go yeah you should you should go whatever makes you happy but i think nothing does so but i have
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to say this though i'm telling you right now and i'm not [ __ ] around here
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you have to pick your boyfriends wisely yeah that's a big thing for us for us because you're going
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to bring your boyfriends because i don't want you know i mean i don't want to be doing bad friends five years from now
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and then she brought antonio yeah or whatever
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yeah some doofus why would i bring my boyfriend because it's a requirement we need to meet him and he needs to come to
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the studio yeah we got to rip them apart yeah what look at antonio's eyebrows or whatever is that you know what i mean
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he's like hey what's wrong with my eyebrows yeah done you're sexy oh yeah see that's cause he wants another spaniard in here to help him out
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if by the way whoever you start dating you do have to bring them by here that's just a rule yeah
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you don't like that rule do you no well too bad what is this this is us a son a fan wrote for you
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guys let's hear it anyway um what uh i'm gay
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i'm gay all right bobby it's okay to be gay tons of people come
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out of the closet each day andrew this may be a surprise but you're just
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as gay as bobby i can see it in your eyes come to your senses and ask each other
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out you'll be such a great couple i have no doubts you are gay
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you are gay and that's okay you're gay
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you are gay okay don't worry
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we still love you thanks for being a buy friend
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is that you rudy that sounded like her you know what
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we should go on a date you and i yeah why don't we go on a date we'll film it
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why don't we go on a real date i'm dead seriously it's so gross dude would you go on a date with me for you
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please but take it serious all right but i'm serious like take it for real like dress up look nice all right let's
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do your makeup do your hair no i wanna we're at a restaurant i want to go to a real date no we will but
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let's just so let's how does it work i pick you up well then rudy i pick you up
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no i'm the i am the guy you pick me up i pick you up will you pick me up on time
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you won't be ready so i'll be late you know me well i know very good yeah that gets me around a little bit because
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we have a connection there so you know rudy you're our server okay all right no wait for you pick me up first you're at
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the restaurant yet all right sorry yeah what's up man
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you know walk out the door and say hi and walk down the steps
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there he is close the door yeah right hi hi bob get in
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andy get in oh are you gonna open the oh my god i'm sorry
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[Laughter] i opened the door and then thank you
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yeah yeah and then we would have to mom we would have to talk about something that's a little uncomfortable no i would probably
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look nice tonight i go do you no you with this all right you would you would open with that you look so
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intimate you look nice tonight thank you you know it's funny i um i would say
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something nervous because right so i'll go yeah because um you know i i just joined amazon you know i figured out how
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to get amazon stuff and i got these new men's soap oh yeah yeah yeah so i got a collection in a box like and one of
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them's like patchouli but one of the this charcoal one yeah and so like and you know i i saved the charcoal one you
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know for a special occasion yeah you smell good thank you for noticing let's go you
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ready to go get some food where are we gonna go it's a surprise okay
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and then we would have another awkward thing where i'd go we'd speak at the same time like a bad movie you know yeah so
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oh oh okay go ahead go ahead oh you you oh you got it or oh
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are your tags up to date no i think everything is okay oh uh hi officer how can i help you
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why were you speeding up oh gosh i didn't i didn't think i was speeding yeah we were going over 60.
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oh was i what's the speed limit here 55.
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and you just interrupt please so you thought that five miles per hour was a little too
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much for you to handle and you pulled us over yes well wow okay well let me do this i'm on a date you're
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gonna give us a ticket though not yet i'm on a date i'm on a date as you can see
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yeah yeah yeah where are you going well it's a surprise it's a surprise it's yeah i've known him for years and then
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we just we just started we realized we just wanted to try it out yeah yeah that's really sweet so do you think we
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could be on our way okay okay i can let you go thank you officer appreciate it have a good night
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yeah did you sorry sorry
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what were your names [Laughter]
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what's your badge number what is your badge number one yeah we can really report it
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we're gonna report you like people saying officer dominguez write that down right
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what's your number six six seven four three write that down we'll be on your our way thank you so
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much i'm andrew and that's bobby we are offended yeah we're fine we're out of
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here i support gay people for no well why do you need our name what do
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you learn names i like to keep it on my house
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so you pull over gay people you get their names you just kind of like you know write it on the walls of your house
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yes wow okay how can we get it now well we'll be on our way have a good night thank you bye-bye please do okay let's
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just go what was that about that's crazy i mean
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and it's like it's you know
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i just smelled um a perfume that i really wanted to buy in the store where
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you oh thank you oh so it's like um well it's just it's um
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it's men's nature it's a scope that's the company right and if you go to amazon right it comes in six pack and
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one of them is charcoal and that's what i've been using it's not really a perfume it's a soap but it's a scented soap yeah yeah so yeah we really are
00:26:47
late for our reservations we've got to go let me ask you something right now officer dominguez because i have a feeling that you might want to pull us
00:26:54
over again so so so we get everything out now right all the things that you
00:26:59
want to ask me now please because we're really late for a reservation um do you have any um
00:27:05
hairstyle that you would say hairstyle well i like the roman cut i like the roman cut and i also like uh
00:27:12
when they shave the sides what do they call it when they shave the sides no for me oh i said i'm sorry um your hair
00:27:17
looks great okay
00:27:24
um we don't know you at all what would your tattoo be
00:27:30
um i lost my dog so i wanted oh so you lost his dog
00:27:36
so you want to tattoo your dog yeah officer dominguez i'm going to throw this out there this is crazy but do you want to just come
00:27:43
with us to dinner sure wonder i should just park your car start your comfort zone no i don't want
00:27:48
to interrupt your first date no it's funny you already have three then you're gonna um pull us over again so right okay do
00:27:55
you promise not to pull us over again i promise you okay okay so you're not coming with us and so you've asked every question that
00:28:01
you want you're not going to pull over server again yes okay thank you have a good night have a good night offers are
00:28:07
doing against your time all right all right let's go please crazy i've never finally we're here at
00:28:13
the restaurant yeah my god so what do you think about have you ever seen this place oh luigi's luigi's yeah yeah
00:28:20
delicious yeah and is it based on the mario brothers well the iron is it's luigi's but it's actually argentinian
00:28:26
food wow yeah have you ever had it not really no it's breaded breaded chicken it's steaks a lot of steaks and chim
00:28:32
cherry sauce and stuff like that you're gonna love it okay good you're gonna love it uh oh there's the host down there there's the host uh let's hello
00:28:38
sir hello hello welcome to luigi's thank you thank you uh i guess there's a
00:28:44
reservation under the name of santino it's actually what it's santinely because i thought we would that's cute
00:28:50
that's really cute yeah is there a santeenly here for 8 30. uh
00:28:56
um no i'm sorry what the [ __ ] wait i i called in did you call it i made it on open table i put it on open table and i
00:29:02
also called and made sure that you guys still had the table on the terrace that i requested um i don't see it here maybe you guys
00:29:09
can take it to go hold on one second first of all i'm sorry um it's
00:29:16
understandingly but this is andrew santino and my name is bobby lee and maybe you know who we are medians that
00:29:21
we have a podcast called bad friends it's pretty popular oh i thought that was with uh tom segura
00:29:27
and bear crystal um okay embarrassing what's your name sir yeah beat
00:29:34
man do you not sound like a p but pablo oh
00:29:43
you're the rapper petey pablo yeah yes well listen here pete pablo um
00:29:49
i have a weird feeling and you can say i'm wrong but are you not giving us our table because we're two guys on a date
00:29:55
yeah it looks a little bad for our clientele that's disgusting well that's disgusting
00:30:00
you know we don't want to eat at a place like luigi's you know because this is
00:30:10
[Laughter]
00:30:16
i'm not talking to you i'm talking to pete pablo oh wow
00:30:28
oh no oh that makes sense the the the gay collection of collections
00:30:34
yeah wow he's refusing a table because we're on a date yes
00:30:39
pete no i love gays [Laughter]
00:30:46
you have to let them in pete let them in let us have a table pete would that be okay yeah pete okay
00:30:52
all right thank you thank you thank you officer dominguez we really appreciate it um
00:30:58
can i sit with you honestly we might as well we have to at this we
00:31:03
might as well at this point after this yes so okay come sit with us oh let's put up a chair let me take out let me
00:31:08
pull your chair thank you no problem and dominguez i'll do this for you as well just because we're here uh there's our
00:31:14
server hi uh hey hi hello oh so you oh you do hope so one man
00:31:21
shop do you cook as well i do oh okay are you argentinian i am
00:31:28
well wow so do you have any specials chimichurri steak cherry steak that's all you've got that's it can we get a
00:31:34
menu chimichurri steak that's all they serve that's all they serve well do you guys want to put in a drink
00:31:39
order or something like that do you want something to drink to me guess i want a lemonade a lemonade yeah
00:31:47
because you only have chimichurri steak here so what are the options it doesn't seem like you would have lemonade
00:31:53
we have wine wine and water and water okay with lemon we can put it lemon you
00:31:59
can put lemon in the water yep or the wine would you like water lemon water
00:32:05
yeah will that suffice um i don't drink i don't drink so i'll have just i guess a water okay i don't
00:32:11
really want wine i i'll just have some water as well are you sure there's nothing there's like nothing else back there
00:32:17
we have uh energy drinks oh oh well i'll have an energy drink
00:32:22
what brand we have red bulls perfect perfect i'll have you have a sugar free bull no only with sugar okay i'll have a
00:32:29
regular red ball fine we'll take we'll take those yeah thank you so much what a weird rust frog i mean honestly just
00:32:34
chim chimes wine yeah chimichurri steak red red bull
00:32:40
and water and water that's it that's it i don't know how this is in business so dominguez uh oh yeah sir and we'll
00:32:46
just take three stakes obviously because we [ __ ] can't choose anything because can we can we um medium
00:32:52
okay do we have an option can we do medium no yes medium that's the only thing you do yeah i like medium
00:32:59
rare if that's possible no that's not they only have medium you can just undercook it a little bit and they only have media this chef doesn't like
00:33:05
suggestions so yeah yeah okay so i guess we'll have three medium
00:33:10
cherry steaks i'll have a red bull you want a red bull three red bulls or water lemon water
00:33:16
water's all around yeah but no lemon for mine no lemon for his please yeah no ice in mine please if you could yeah
00:33:22
uh did you get all that let me write it down why don't you do you you can't memorize that can you
00:33:28
repeat it back to us we make sure you have the order memorize that i think you guys wanted this thing right
00:33:39
yes of course that's precisely what we wanted okay three three red bulls
00:33:45
yes please and two waters one with ice the other one would live on
00:33:51
yes please got it thank you yeah sir how are the steaks cooked
00:33:57
immediately right that's it okay great oh wow dominguez how's the night been
00:34:02
going for you really tough i just um caught a couple of gays on the way
00:34:11
caught two lesbians where did you catch them what were they
00:34:17
doing what were they doing uh they were speeding up like the way the way we were speeding up
00:34:24
five miles per hour faster than the speed limit yes okay so you caught them and what was their their infraction was
00:34:29
serious enough for you to pull them over i was gonna let them go but they were really angry at me
00:34:36
really oh [ __ ] they were mad because you pulled them over so how many times did you pull them over
00:34:41
how many times did you pull them over five times that's why they were angry yes but i had many questions about that
00:34:48
okay all right okay did you do did you pull over anybody else did you let them go did you let them go did you let them go
00:34:54
yeah okay good i did what were their names what were their names because you collect names like names oh yeah their
00:34:59
names were jessica and olivia oh do we know them yeah just good and olivia yeah we know them they live over
00:35:06
on 18th oh so that's good did you have any other trouble tonight i also met um please tell them i love
00:35:12
old people did you tell me were they i'm assuming that they were gay
00:35:19
the one one one one was bisexual
00:35:25
and then the other was trans oh okay what's the
00:35:31
were they together or i didn't i don't know because they were talking really slow so i just left them
00:35:37
oh cause they're old yeah yeah how old are we talking yeah 85 85 85
00:35:45
885 trans right guy and a buy guy okay i don't even know how you would get that
00:35:51
information did you ask him those yes oh i see officer dominguez correct me if i'm wrong
00:35:56
it seems like most of the people you pull over and give offenses to are
00:36:02
gay or in the lgbtq community i'm just interested in that right i know but you could like look up online or like ask a
00:36:08
friend why do you have to pull us over officer jimmy let me ask you a question are you bi or gay no i'm straight okay
00:36:14
well that's a defensive yeah really jump down my partner's throat there well so so why are you so interested
00:36:22
i just like their personalities just the same as yours okay that's very sweet can
00:36:27
i ask you another question please please we're here we're here waiting for our steaks when did you two first met
00:36:34
well well we first met we've known each other for a while over a decade comedians over a decade ago all
00:36:40
comedians yeah and we met at the company
00:36:46
oh god i like bert crusher and tom segura yes we know them and we know them have you
00:36:52
ever pulled them over no because you know they're no they have families
00:36:58
oh i see i you know i'm seeing i i'm seeing a pattern officer
00:37:04
obviously it's becoming a little apparent yeah can you please you know what uh you're very you're very you're offending me why because well you know
00:37:11
you know why and you know we need you to um leave please we don't want you i wish you to leave the restaurant yeah but i
00:37:17
let you in this restaurant yeah but i think it's just for your own benefit
00:37:22
yeah you're doing that for yourself oh here are the here's the service there's pete here's pete
00:37:28
thank you you only have one i thought you said okay there's only one okay thank you uh
00:37:34
mine's supposed to be room temp thanks thank you pete pete i i'm good i have my wallet
00:37:39
okay thank you should i just leave the water is already here uh i guess you could finish your water
00:37:45
yeah she can stay i guess yeah that's fine fine excuse me pete yeah how much longer on the steak because medium i
00:37:52
feel like might be done pretty close to now also do we get any sides yeah we didn't even ask for sides there's
00:37:57
nothing here you guys can get fries or salad well that could have been an option in the beginning
00:38:17
it's so rude can we pick a dressing or no is there a dressing olive oil and vinegar that's it that's all you've got
00:38:23
i got that okay so and is there it's just let me guess it's just lettuce and that's it and chimp cherry sauce that's
00:38:29
what i'm thinking a little bit of tomato too a little bit of tomato okay thank you can we have some of those we'll have some salads please while we're waiting
00:38:35
you don't have soup this is such a steak soup salad yeah you know andrew this is a terrible plate have you eaten it
00:38:40
before no no i read one yelp review i i did the yelp review that was you
00:38:47
you read no and i should you know what you oh and you know what it said on there i should have known what it's at a great place
00:38:53
for gays yeah and that was a trap it was a trap and that's why you were like gays i'm
00:38:59
thinking about you know 100 a great place for gays is what it said and i just thought five stars this has got to be the spot it was
00:39:05
only yelp review yeah you know andrew let's [ __ ] forget dinner let's just [ __ ] let's go
00:39:15
right here at luigi yeah yeah wow so that was uh let me just say something about your
00:39:20
improv skills amazing very good the callback was so good so two callbacks
00:39:25
really bomb and can i tell you uh that restaurant is a lot better i know we got bad service at it but it is pretty good i think we
00:39:32
should go back at some point okay would you seriously go on a date with me dude you're acting weird no in real life
00:39:37
would you do it no why because it's don't how fun would that be
00:39:43
you and i go on a date you film it though yes of course if we film it yes yes and we go on a
00:39:48
date and we film it where you will you wear a dress please yeah i'll wear a suit
00:39:55
i'll wear makeup the whole thing will you get your hair done yeah i'll do it can we get your hair professionally i got a pro i'll get a perm for real yeah
00:40:01
this is phenomenal i'm not shaving my mustache though why would i want you to shave that i like you the way you are thank you
00:40:07
so we're the makeup yeah wear a dress and you'll get your hair done by we're going to get like a good hair stylist yes we'll get a fill
00:40:13
we're filming it and we're going we'll go to like nobu nobo where are we going to go like somewhere really nice no
00:40:20
no nope i don't i don't want to go anywhere where i want to know anybody
00:40:26
well more people would probably know us at a at a not nice place than a very no i don't think i think if you and i went
00:40:31
to a red lobster or a sizzler yeah i think we're safe like an outback and we're not going to go anywhere near the
00:40:37
city we have to go like out to encino we're going to riverside riverside i'll go to riverside with you yeah i'll wear the
00:40:44
makeup i don't know we can't say that now some a fan will go we're going to go somewhere somewhere yeah somewhere else
00:40:49
boston or whatever right you're going to pick us up she's no no she's the driver i want her to drive us
00:40:55
yeah you're driving us right yeah and when i go on it then you and i are going to sit in this
00:41:01
back seat together how cute [ __ ] man please no for me all right
00:41:09
thank you all right are you down for this this is fun right yeah you know you brought up segura and
00:41:14
the other guy a lot you you got to be honest with me you really had more fun with those guys than
00:41:19
you did with us no you love us yes but i i do believe this so she liked it so that's just so much
00:41:26
fun i do believe and she's going to deny it all she wants right
00:41:31
which is like her thing yeah i believe and i'll bet my life on it
00:41:37
that she likes tom and bert more than she likes you what
00:41:43
why'd you do that why are you doing that her just to hurt my feelings no no i believe it i mean it's probably not true
00:41:49
but that's just the thing that i have i've been so nice i've been so loving
00:41:54
and nice i'm like this i'm like
00:42:00
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00:42:07
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00:42:13
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bad friends what's going on with the baby yeah is the baby is the baby healthy and okay yeah everything have you seen it
00:45:15
live i i i i had can we bring up you literally saw the baby yeah he's
00:45:21
vaccinated he wouldn't see that they saw the baby you could too i could go see that yeah you're vac stop dude and then what did the baby did the baby like open
00:45:27
his eyes little eyes yes he did oh how cute is that how's
00:45:32
honestly what is how does how is george feeling i think he's very happy tired and happy
00:45:38
yeah yeah is his and his wife uh this is her third marriage yeah third third marriage and how many
00:45:45
kids did she have from her previous marriages it has like five all together so the house looks like a little it's
00:45:52
like it's a runabout of all little kids no she didn't have five
00:45:57
she has five other kids yeah we have three other guys two other guys wait so george lives with like five kids yeah
00:46:03
yes how do you not know that wait five asian kids
00:46:09
well half asian yeah and now they have a sixth right yes correct this is like the
00:46:15
easiest math on earth she doesn't have other kids there's no way what do you mean she's her she's been married twice before no it doesn't matter she doesn't
00:46:21
know about the kids there's no way i would have known about it how do you not know this call george right now she don't you could it could be a bit
00:46:28
you're doing a bit i'm not doing a bit there is no way why i'm not doing a bit
00:46:35
i'm not doing it let me call him you call him all right just everyone shut the [ __ ] up okay dude give me your phone put it down
00:46:41
i don't want you to talk okay hey give me your phone i'm not texting him give me the phone
00:46:47
it's down i'm not i i'm literally i'll show you i'm not texting him i'll show you
00:46:57
hello how are you oh doing good how's the baby
00:47:02
oh baby's doing great hey um [Music] um hi george hi george
00:47:09
your wife does she have other children um just five beforehand why do they live
00:47:16
with you yeah i did not know that i told you how come
00:47:21
you never brought it up i thought i'd told it to you guys i knew george and i said that to him and
00:47:27
he was like no he doesn't i was like how do you not know that you had five how old are these kids
00:47:33
um between like two and uh ten
00:47:39
two and ten yeah two and ten and you have so you take
00:47:45
care of five other kids from a woman and um
00:47:50
and now you have six kids yup uh-huh let me ask you something george
00:47:57
what bobby okay and i'm gonna say something very honest with you and i've never been so sincere
00:48:02
in my life i believe what you're saying to me right now but if i find out that you're lying i'm never going to work with you again and and that's a real
00:48:09
sincere thing so tell me now that you're lying right but if you it but if it's
00:48:15
true that's fine i and i will accept the truth but if you're lying to me right now right
00:48:20
i honestly i and and you would take my word for it i will never work with you
00:48:25
again okay you'll be fine without him tell me the honest truth now
00:48:31
bobby i've offered you to come over to my place for dinner with my family and you won't go many times
00:48:38
and that's already made it difficult to work together so i would like to you to take me up on this
00:48:45
once uh once code's over and you're we're safe and you'll fight and i'll see six kids
00:48:50
there meet the brood meet the brood yes you will all right i believe you and i'm sorry i didn't
00:48:55
know that fact love you george love you guys okay bye bye
00:49:00
i did not know that i feel shitty should
00:49:06
see we've been working with you've been working for them for seven years but
00:49:12
why wouldn't he show me photos or you wouldn't look at photos if someone had to show you photos nobody goes hey this is little sing-song and you'd go get the
00:49:18
[ __ ] out of it i don't care you wouldn't want it yes yes you would oh he said come over to the house and have
00:49:23
dinner you've never gone over the house for dinner that speaks volumes he's worked for you for seven [ __ ]
00:49:29
about it should wow so he has have you known about his kids rudy no he's never said anything
00:49:35
yeah yeah well she's too new yeah but i'm telling you right now
00:49:41
i know i know for a fact that he's telling the truth because he would if he's tricking me
00:49:47
i i'm not kidding you right now i hate when people lie to me like that so if he's tricking me dude
00:49:53
i'm going to burn him so hard i'm being real but i know that he's not because he wouldn't risk that fact right
00:49:59
so he's telling the truth but but there's a part of me that once wants him
00:50:05
to be lying because you're not you're going to see a side of me you've never [ __ ] seen it before
00:50:12
why because i don't like being lied to and i don't like i don't like pranks on me
00:50:17
i don't want people pranking me and deceiving me and i'm gonna i'll tell you who else i'm gonna take it out on all right
00:50:24
i will i'm not kidding you i will take it on you in what way i know people are listening right now going oh what is he
00:50:30
gonna do what is bobby lee gonna do he's acting strange and he's a bully or whatever right now correct you've never seen this side of me what is the side
00:50:37
the first thing i would do is i'd be like um i would probably go to kalala and go
00:50:42
listen i just have this feeling i just kind of want to start over
00:50:49
and she's going to be like well like what i like how difficult would it be to start tiger belly over with a different name i'll be
00:50:56
mad at you i'll be mad at you right but i'll let it go yeah we'll do bad friends
00:51:01
right yeah well we'll we are going to find out fire everybody find a new people yeah so
00:51:07
texted him i made him say that no no no come here you guys come in here he needs to work the [ __ ] come on
00:51:15
come on come in here come in here andreas come in here come here pete come
00:51:22
here honestly dude right yeah
00:51:27
i'll tell you something okay here he goes here we go last week right hey andrew hey george no no no
00:51:47
i'll talk to you later bye last week for the first time right
00:51:52
i said you know what we'll exchange numbers did we not exchange numbers i want not right because i and also you
00:51:58
know earlier today i was kind of playing around with you this and that i'm trying to have a different relationship with you so we can get closer and we can do
00:52:04
other things together right if you're lying to me right now dude so does george have five other kids
00:52:09
[Laughter] that's the right [ __ ] that's the
00:52:16
right
00:52:22
i don't know you anymore right i don't know you right you're new right yeah right let me ask you something right now let's build this [ __ ] relationship
00:52:29
you and i with honesty right does he have five other kids what he doesn't you may be removed oh
00:52:36
god you're such a [ __ ] brat i just want to [ __ ] [ __ ] lie to me george in front of my
00:52:43
[ __ ] eyes and you know what's so funny about that kudos for george for finally getting a
00:52:49
pair of balls and [ __ ] having some fun because he always gets scared of you when you say some [ __ ] like that it's
00:52:54
super irrational and you like force him into this weird bullying right now i'm calling him right now call him i'm calling him right now hey okay time out
00:53:01
before you do it time out time i'm not gonna fire him no let's talk let's talk let's see yeah let's talk let's all talk for a second okay call
00:53:07
him yeah and seriously be like i know that andrew made you lie yeah so i'm not kidding i'm
00:53:15
gon bad friends is over we're still gonna work together but the andrew thing gone
00:53:23
i've never pulled up him yeah so what do you what are you gonna do
00:53:28
you're gonna say you're outside because bobby just fired you yeah that's better okay but we gotta have it on the you gotta have it on the mic
00:53:34
yeah that's fine yeah yeah but but let me say something right now dude you have to be academy award-winning convincing
00:53:39
well get on the [ __ ] camera so we can watch it get down there so we can watch him get fired okay huge by the way
00:53:48
george by the way do not break i swear i won't i won't break what a nice quality
00:53:54
hey george hey sorry uh bobby got really mad i think maybe you
00:54:01
have to call him i'm outside he just fired me oh just actually yeah
00:54:09
he uh i don't know i think pete is fine you know he's uh
00:54:15
he's finishing the show today but uh i i guess i'm
00:54:21
yeah i'm just gonna go home but yeah
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he's like yeah there's a i mean he's really i think he's really
00:54:33
mad at you too and uh andrew is trying to call him calm him down you know but he poof
00:54:38
i never seen him like that he just broke the the title thing the bag and on the table and
00:54:47
he throws something on my face but you know i dodge it but yeah
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um [ __ ]
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you you told me that he was fun he's an [ __ ]
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there must be something else going on well anyway uh i want to let you go but
00:55:14
yeah i think you should call him okay okay sorry bye
00:55:22
very good he's gonna kill me he's gonna kill me i think you went a little too far i
00:55:29
thought you did it was fun throwing stuff overkill you know what i mean i wanted to make sure that i threw something in
00:55:36
there too no no no you did good yeah you did good the throwing stuff made it seem so i'm not gonna call him until he calls
00:55:41
me but he's gonna when he calls you yeah voice mail him he's gonna be voice mail him voicemail i'll go right to voicemail
00:55:47
right okay i'm gonna get fight on the other end no you're not you're tired you're hired
00:55:54
here forever and if he fires you i fire him you're gonna be the guy all right all right that's the power he fires you i fire him
00:56:00
we rehire you you own the company okay now should i call him again right
00:56:06
to voicemail right away again right away one more time okay just like the third one i pick up yeah that's fine
00:56:12
all right but i need to hear it then but you but you've done this a lot with him of making him feel nervous but i
00:56:19
want you to be like super low-key be like no i made up my mind it's it's i'm done
00:56:25
because if you're high he'll know it's worth no that great great acting note thank you thank you he's not calling me again
00:56:31
because now he's nervous now he's strong he's [ __ ] actually [ __ ] nervous so do i call him yeah before he calls kalila yeah because
00:56:38
you're calling oh yeah oh yeah yeah you're right you're right i gotta call him you're right you're right i gotta call him now you're right you're right you're right right let me text clil and say
00:56:45
don't pick up if george calls hey bobby
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hey um dude i just i i just fired andreas
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and i i think i'm thinking about firing pp i don't know pete really didn't do anything but i just don't like being
00:57:03
lied to and i'm listen dude i'm like you know i was rageful at first but i'm kind of to my senses and i think
00:57:10
it's just i think what happened was like over the years i um
00:57:16
i just felt like the deal between all of us i think that's what the bottom line is like the deal between all of us
00:57:22
i felt like was unfair and then like it just came up when i found out the lines finds a prank or whatever but
00:57:28
i think that that you know i mean the hidden thing underneath it was like this might just resentment or whatever and
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it's just i just think that you know i i think i want to start over man
00:57:41
i think that's what it boils down to it's like i know it's like something stupid and petty about lying and being tricked i don't know it was so [ __ ]
00:57:46
weird man i never snapped like that before in my life i've never [ __ ] i've never done that
00:57:52
before in my life man i feel [ __ ] i [ __ ] got violent man and it's like i i just don't i thought i don't know man
00:57:59
i can't even know what words to say man um
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so maybe we wait a couple days and i calmed down but it's like i don't know dude it's like i don't like
00:58:10
being made fun of do i feel like i was just being bullied or something you know
00:58:16
because i [ __ ] asked you i go directly i go dude i go you you're honest with me and then you
00:58:21
just didn't you went on with it and then it's like
00:58:27
i thought you would owe it you would always back me dude you would always back me dude that's the
00:58:33
trust that we have i will always back you i thought it was part of a bit it's not how is that a bit
00:58:38
when i when i call you and i say dude you you [ __ ] it'll be done between
00:58:44
you and i if you don't tell me the truth and then you st you hang up and now in my head i'm like i feel guilty that
00:58:51
i don't know the fact that you're five other [ __ ] kids bobby i i
00:58:56
from my perspective i was jus i was got a text from santiago but but like i needed to tell you i had
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you you were that piece of [ __ ] sorry you would side with him we're closer
00:59:09
we are close bobby i thought it was completely a bit so i didn't want to ruin the bit i did not know the bit is
00:59:15
the bit okay let me just say something dude in comedy dude when when
00:59:20
when when when one of the guys in the bit says to another guy hey be honest with me dude right now or
00:59:28
these consequences and then it's like when you don't do it it's like it crosses a line bro
00:59:37
i did not know i i've told like jules to like to fib for the for a bit before like by
00:59:44
saying that she brought the diaper i'm just saying this right now dude andres is done i [ __ ] that guy is a
00:59:50
weasel and he's done all right so i'll i'll talk to you tomorrow don't call koala don't don't
00:59:57
contact me i'll contact you [ __ ] man
01:00:03
oh i know what we got now i know but he's going to let him lose it he's going to lose it no he's a
01:00:10
newborn baby okay okay oh god dude he's panicking how are you on his side she knows because she i like
01:00:16
george too this is super fun all right let her call george then who let rudy call george this is your acting
01:00:23
no yeah
01:00:29
well then call him and tell him it's all okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah why don't you do that because he'll like it coming from her
01:00:34
because by the way he's got a newborn kid he's probably having a heart attack there's a guilt there's a guilt but not really that was fun though god they were
01:00:41
good don't prank me please god you sold it so good what a not prank we just we're joking about him having kids i know all
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right put it on speaker talk about blowing something out of proportion god
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hey jules george yeah it's a prank
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it's a prank george it's a prom it's a prank it's a prank george
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[Laughter]
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he said they made him [Laughter]
01:01:29
wow that was funny so funny you know you know he's calling my girlfriend no he's calling someone
01:01:35
oh is he calling you yeah
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many years
01:01:57
[Laughter] don't call my wife don't call anybody you just drive straight home
01:02:04
we're not having a tiger belly upload tomorrow i'm not sure if this episode of bathrooms is going up
01:02:11
he's kidding he's kidding when george when george tries to get tough it's uh it's just he can't do it it's like it's
01:02:17
like unacting george we love you george yeah georgie get back to us soon bye guys bye dude
01:02:24
yeah well let's give let's give a little clap for uh andres for participating and talking about here for a second
01:02:30
that was good well he has to get off the mic when he comes it doesn't matter i don't give a [ __ ] then we can't hear him it doesn't matter
01:02:36
i don't want andre waiting for something i want to tell you something listen he's sweating i know go stand over there
01:02:42
last week last week when we exchanged numbers you know and then today you know and what
01:02:47
you just did today huge it it now brings you up to a level with me that's like
01:02:52
now we're peers yes i'm a little head ahead of you i have a little bit more power but my point though is is that we're getting there
01:02:59
and i wanted to say um thank you so much for your service congratulations
01:03:04
let's do great work together in the future let's make movies let's do be creative and let's um find a way to get
01:03:11
george out of here okay all right thank you honestly [Laughter]
01:03:22
so you wouldn't do you wouldn't like let's suppose okay let's say i go all right
01:03:28
is it a comedy you're gonna play what is it a comedy no well then why i don't know why i'm just saying that so you
01:03:34
wouldn't do a movie just based on money if it was a [ __ ] absurd amount of money right a million dollars right
01:03:41
million dollars to do what um it's a movie called gay hitler um uh first of all keep the money i'm in
01:03:48
right yeah that's hilarious but you're you know hitler's lover okay i'm in okay
01:03:55
and um it's kind of it's kind of like soft porn i'm in
01:04:00
right so you know there's not going to be a real insertion going on even better okay but but if i want to i
01:04:07
can well you know yeah i mean perfect we well let me see who's playing hitler perfect
01:04:14
we just broke ron jeremy out of prison oh man so he's playing gay hitler okay
01:04:20
right there's no real insertion going on but there is like skin contact fine right love it hold the
01:04:27
penis skin tone contact like i said keep the money that's my film [Music]
