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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. Why are you making fun of fanny packs? You know, you know, uh, Yoshobu Yamamoto of the Dodgers is big into bags. Do you
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know about this? Yeah. Look at his bag collection. This is a new thing. Asian men with bags is a huge and that's why I'm into it cuz I'm an
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Asian man. I like bags. Look at the bag I got. Let me see your bag. The Okay, so I come in here and um, Andreas,
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our producer, Andreas. Andreas. Andreas. Andreas. Right. I call him Andreas when
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he's acting like that. Uh uh take him back a peg. Yeah. He picks up my bag and he he starts prancing around the podcast room like, "Look at me." You know what I mean? I gay, you know what I
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mean? And I went and I listen as a as a man, as an Asian man, I I'm I love bags.
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You do love bags. Yeah. Could you carry a purse, do you think? That's not a joke. No. Many men are carrying purses.
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This is a purse. No, that's a fanny pack. But I have everything in. You want to see what's in it? Let's see. Open up your purse.
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Okay. So, we got notes. A joke note. Joke notes. My phone. Okay. Yeah, you need that. And then check it out. Cologne.
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Got to have it. Got to have it. Got to smell good, right? And then what's I have side pockets, too. Hold on. Let's see what's in the
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side pocket here. That's like my wife's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Neutrogma acne patches.
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Acne patches are useful. Yeah, very useful. We need all this stuff. And that's pretty much all that's in it. Oh, an airpod.
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Yep. A lighter. Yep. And a Listerine thing for my breath. All this stuff adds up. Yeah, you're supposed to stick that [ __ ] in your pocket. No way. Actors ac What is that? Across
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Asia, why are more men carrying women's handbags? Exactly. I'm telling you, it's becoming a new thing. Look at these are both men with
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very nice handbags. Yeah. They don't want to have sex anymore. I think it's the new thing. Yeah. And by the way, that's not true cuz their birth rate is through the roof. These guys, they can't stop. Maybe this
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will slow it down. Yeah. Yeah. This is a population stopper. Yeah. Now that's too far. What? Why?
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When there's a thing where you actually carry it with your hand. I don't think I could go to that level.
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You're saying it's okay if it goes straight to strap cuz cuz I don't I don't do this around my waist.
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You know what I mean? I do this thing where it's like, you know what I mean? Nonchalon is
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like nonchalant around the shoulder. So, it's almost like a back. It's like a side bag. It's like a side bag, right? And then
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sometimes I'm at the airport and I have my backpack, right? Clip the backpack and I put this in the
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front like this. Oh, a front pack. Like a front pack. So, I have a backpack and a front pack, right? And I don't
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know why you're laughing so hysterically right now, my friend, cuz you're about to get it. All right. I mean it it does look it
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looks comfortable. It looks nice. Yeah. It's a fashion item as well. It's a fashion item. It's a f it's one more piece. It's a
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piece. Yeah. And it's Iron Heart, which they do great jeans. Look at this m fine
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African-American man. Black man. You're so afraid to say black guy for a second. Yeah. Look at this fine man. There's LeBron.
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LeBron with a bag. Always with the Louis. But that's a But that's a duffel bag. That's a different thing. Duff. Duffles
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are their own category. That's a purse. Yeah. would to tell me the difference between a duffel bag and a person.
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Okay, look. A duffel bag is a male. Look at that. I know. Do you even know who that is?
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Tyler the creators. Sure. Here's the my logic. A duffel bag is is a man's bag that's that is little purse leaning. A fanny pack is a can be a
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man's bag that is a little fem leaning. And then if you have a purse, there's a straightup purse. Harry Styles with a purse. Yeah. And that's a little fe That's very fem.
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That's very You're in the middle. You're by. A fanny pack is by. Okay. It's by Okay. I'm by.
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We know fashion wise. Well, I'm fashion by There's a transference of life. Yeah. Your bags are your life.
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Yeah. Fashion is life, is it not? I'm not bisexual. All right. But anyway, who's this? Jacob Allardi. But
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Jacobi. Oh my god. Look at that. Well, look at look at look. And now let me say you pick up that yellow bag that J Jacob Allard and do
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you do in front of him. He'll rip you. JJ, he'll stretch you out. JJ Gabalar. That's so gay to say that though. What? Rip and stretch you out. I'm talking about his butthole. Yeah, he will rip stretch. Your butthole
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will look like the Joker's mouth in like two minutes. Stitches, the whole thing, dude. All right, watch your [ __ ]
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face. I apologize. All right, look up Yoshino Yo Yamamoto's bag collection. This guy for the Dodgers,
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he's got one of the most iconic bag people. Uh, here we go shopping again. post about
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him all the time. Yeah. Go to all go. Going to all. We're just on images, not even shopping.
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There you go. Just do his bag collection. There's got to be a video about it. What about his bag? Let's go through some of them.
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And now this guy doing the announcements. He's not gay. Yeah. Turquoise. Retailing at $11,600.
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Made from calf leather with cowh high trim. His teammate Kik also has one. A twins. Then we have the Chanel 22. This a bat. That's a purse. 200 in a
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shiny calf skin. I tried this on in a burgundy. Major regret not getting it. This is very chic on him. The Chanel
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doesn't stop there. He's also a lover of a You're also very chic. Yeah, I want him to do what? Why am I
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again? Bobby Lee and Bobby Lee um has an iron heart. It says engineers on it. It's very um leather, right? Shake. And um it really goes with his
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torso. It does. Yeah. It's almost like it's a an attachment to his own body, like a limb.
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That's right. Yeah. It's interesting because you've lost weight now, so you're putting on more things. Yeah.
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You know, you need more stuff on you. Also, um I have um I still have fat eyes. No, you don't. No. What I'm Some would argue you have what?
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Very fat. Very skinny eyes. What I'm very thin. Very thin. Yeah. I I don't I don't mean
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it in that sense. I don't either. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's good. I'm sorry.
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You have skinny eyes. You have skinny eyes. Yeah, very skinny eyes. Yeah, I would say I have medium eyes. Medium eyes. But what when I look at
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myself in the mirror, I still see a fat guy. See that? That will that ever go away, do you think?
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I don't know. But I I I'll like I'll do bends and see where the fat is and go, I got to lose that. You know what I mean?
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See, this is the problem that they say that you keep you continually move the goalposts. You lost a lot of weight. Now
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you still want to lose more. When does it end? Until I look like Karen Carpenter. Oh my
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god. Yeah. Yeah. Body dysmorphia. That's what we Body dysmorphia. That's what it is. It's
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a mental health condition where a person spends a lot of time worrying about their flaws and their appearances. But you don't have many flaws.
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I have a flat ass. No, I think you got have tiny little bumps in it, too. I don't know why.
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Those are uh the dimples in your tush. You have the little dimples. Do you have dimples? I have dimples and they're my favorite
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one. When you on yours, you're my that's my favorite place to bite. Bumps on your butt can be caused by acne,
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inflammation follicles. No, I think it's just it's just age. Just life. Yeah, you're not going to have a perfect round butt the rest of your life. That's impossible. I mean, Carlos does have a perfectly round butt. He has a nice butt. Yeah,
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but that's just genetics. Latin. Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, no, cuz Fancy doesn't have a nice butt. No, we've never seen it. See it. Let's see
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it. Well, just Google Pork's butt. He's back at it with his de. Oh, there's a little porgi right there. That's the pork butt. Yeah.
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Harry Potter today. Did you watch the movies or what's going on here? I played a video game last night.
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Okay. Okay. Oh, very good. Good call back. Good call back for something that people don't even know what you're
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talking about. Yeah, you No, but you do you are you have layers on today. This is This is going to be the future of uh bad weather
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coming in. The kids got the sweater with the sweater and the collared shirt. Double sweater collar shirt.
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Just one sweater. It is cute though. Oh, it's Oh, it makes it looks like it's two. Yeah. Wow. Wait, wait. It's one sweater that
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has like a stitching. Exactly. No, be real. Stick your hand between. Oh my god. Dude, you know what this like? This like a clip on tie.
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It is. It's a clip on tie. Yeah. Oh my god. This is like they made those jackets which had hoodies stitched inside of
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them. Have you ever seen that? And they're not real hoodies. This is the same thing. Yeah. I kind of like it. Where do you get that? Desi.
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Desal too. Oh, they have that dead stock, though. They don't make this anymore. This guy, it's worth money now
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at this point. Yeah. Yeah. He'll have the largest collection of Desi. Yeah. And And oh, it has the symbol on
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it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The symbol I don't If it was just nothing, that'd be cool. Okay,
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good. Yeah. And do you always wear those glasses or are they new? He's been wearing those since we known
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him. Okay. I think with that outfit, it's very Harry Potter. Are those new glasses though? A new design?
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Uh, yes. They're like fairly new. Like seven, eight months. Oh wow. The whole year you've had those. Yeah. Wow. Have you just noticed them now? They look different today. You know what
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it is, though? He's got a little pep in his step. I'm guessing he doesn't know with his hair, too. What's going on there?
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It's a crunch. It's like It's new. He's trying to be young. Yeah. Right. You know, Oh, he just waved his hair. He just waved it. You know what I mean?
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You know what happened with I wish Turkey didn't exist. Why? Cuz that's where he got his hair done. Oh, T. That's right. Yeah. Yeah.
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That's cheating. You're cheating. I'm guessing your wife I'm guessing your wife and you had a little fun today.
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That's why you're in a good Am I right? You are right. See, I knew it. I could tell. That's what it is. Mhm. Yeah. When his balls are full, he's more
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annoyed. Yeah. And now he feels light and airy cuz he's emptied. Exactly. Yeah. That time of the year, you know.
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Yeah. How long does it last? A minute, too. Well, how long does it him? Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? I think she just makes I think she makes him
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pleasure her and he doesn't he has to go in the bathroom when it's over and Oh, right.
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She doesn't want to see that. Yeah. She did it once. They had a kid. It's over. She's done. Mhm. They don't want to do that anymore.
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It must be fun for you, huh? Yeah. Very good. Don't That wink is so creepy. I got a girl I had a girl uh after the show ask me for uh your number. And would you tell me 1 through 10? What
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is it? 1 through 10. What is it? I mean, her look. Her look. Yeah. To you. Uh, you have different parameters. And I think in the in the social world, she'd be a seven or an eight. Yeah.
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Yeah. And I I didn't give her your number. That's why. Well, that'd be inappropriate. Just giving out your number. Did you get her Instagram account?
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No. She goes, "That's not helping." She said, "Can I please have Bobby's number?" I said, "Just DM him.
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I can't give you his number. That's not appropriate. You want me to give out your number to people? I'm not doing that."
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But use your own judgment is what I'm saying. This woman I met for 5/10 of a second. What? Well, how can I judge her?
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She said, "I'm such a big fan of you guys. Is there any way you can give me Bobby's number?" 1 to 10. That's how you judge it.
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Seven. Yeah. So, I gave her I gave her uh What is that? I gave her two/3 of your number. Yeah.
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She has to guess the rest. Cuz McCone set me up. Cuz she's real. We've been talking. Oh, really?
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Yeah. Yeah. Who's this girl? Some random person slid into my DMs and was like, "I want to get in contact with Bobby."
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Yeah. And I screenshotted it and I just texted. Is she good looking? Yeah. And you guys have been chatting. Yeah.
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Text or DM? DM. So it's not ready yet. But she wants to FaceTime. That's so strange. Why? To Why does she need to FaceTime? I need to FaceTime. Oh, you? This is your thing.
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Yeah, because it's like she lives in Canada. Oh, this is another one of these things. What? This is never going to come to fruition.
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Yeah. Well, you're really going to fly her down? Well, you know, I remember I did that dated that girl from Spokane that
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happened. Yeah, but that's because you met her in Spokane and then it continued. You never met this human being.
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Oh, but I did that a couple times in New York. I mean, yeah, one time it was a disaster.
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One time didn't didn't work out so well. Yeah, we remember how that went, didn't we? There was two from New York. One was a
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disaster. Yeah. One was a absolute nightmare. Can we Can we say that? I I don't I don't know. She was hammered at 10:00 in the
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morning. Yeah, she was alcoholism. Hammered? Yeah. 10:00 a.m. But do you remember that?
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You guys want me to get you coffee? She was drooling at breakfast. That was I know. But do you remember when um that
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was the first after my breakup with Kila? That was the first That was the first girl. Yeah. So I didn't know any different.
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Well, you knew now. I know now. I would never Well, how far in Canada is this Canadian girl? Vancouver. Oh, that's not far. That's not bad.
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That's not far. No, Western Canada. I think you can do You can do Western Canada. Yeah. I But once you get east of uh
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Alberta, it gets tough. I don't You're not going over there. Yeah. You're not doing Winnipeg. Yeah. It's just fun, you know, getting
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to know somebody. What what what is the most engaging part for you? What do you mean?
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What are you interested the most in this part of the dating thing of this like this this little nook of time?
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Okay. Well, there's Is it the banter? No, no, no. It's Here's what I look for. The negatives.
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Okay. Body dysmorphia again. No, it's not body dysmorphia. Only looking for the negatives. No, no. There. No. Like, you know what I
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mean? Does she have a drinking problem? Right. Right. Cuz you know what I mean? We had that problem before. We did.
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Right. So you go, okay, you can kind of sense how much do you party? Oh, do you party? And you say, and what
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if they say, I party sometimes. Okay, you be the girl. I'll ask. Okay. All right.
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Are we on FaceTime right now? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, hold on. I can't. Do you see me?
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I see. There's always that. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? No. No. You're like cutting in and out.
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Oh, I Yeah. Not but watch. No. Oh, I see you now. Hey. Hey. Hi. Hi. Sorry. Oh my god, you're so much cuter than I thought you were. Yeah, you too.
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Wow. Yeah. What's up? Yeah. What's I mean, um, what's going on? This is it. The game master again.
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What? What? The game master. Yeah. Yeah. It's the game master. No, it's on design. Uhhuh. You It's by design. It's by design. I mean,
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it's by design, right? Make it awkward. Hey, is that is are you in your place? Is that your place behind
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you? Yeah, there's cat poop on the couch. Yeah, that's cool. I have cats. Is that a design thing?
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Yeah, it's a design thing. It's all by design. So, what do you want to know about me, Bobby? Yeah. Um, so you do a lot of yoga, huh?
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Uh, five to six days a week. Oh, that's great. I I'm a yoga teacher, so that Oh, I dude I you know, I'll be honest
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with you. Mh. Um, I had an instructor during co, her name is Cara from Hawaii and I did a lot
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of yoga and it really I just felt like that was the best time I've ever felt in my life. I don't know if I care about other girls
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hearing about other girls. No, she was my my yoga instructor happened to be a woman. Sure. But I don't It's about me right
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now. Not Cara. Sensitive, huh? A little bit. Yeah. My last boyfriend was My last boyfriend cheated on me with a
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yoga instructor. So I became a yoga instructor. Oh, is that why? Yeah. I was a kindergarten teacher before this.
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That's weird. It's a little strange, but I mean, you're a little strange. Yeah. You know, it's like if you know,
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my ex-girlfriend was a hitman, you know, and cheated me with a hitman and now I'm
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a hitman. You know, it doesn't make any Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, bye. I mean, you took it there already. It's weird. I feel like that's a real conversation that would happen. Mhm. I I I don't think that she would say
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like, um, I don't want to talk about your female yoga instructor. That's [ __ ] weird. Maybe she doesn't want to.
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All right, let's She might be insecure. Rewind. Yeah, my uh male yoga instructor. Oh, cool. So, you love yoga?
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You still do it? No, I haven't done it yet. Well, I'm just so busy. Well, maybe if we hang out, we can do yoga together. I would love to. I'd like to start back
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up back again. Let's do it. You could teach me? Yeah. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, I could even, you know, pay a
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little something to do classes online. I I don't want money. I just I want your company.
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Wow, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. What What else do you do? Um I don't know. Like I like yoga. I
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like uh match getting matcha lattes in the morning. You look like the matcha latte. I love them. Oh, who doesn't love a matcha?
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I love them. I like taking long walks. I have seven dogs. Seven dogs. Well, they're not mine. I'm a dog. I'm I
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walk people's dogs. Oh, that's cool. Oh, so it's a side like a side hustle. Uh, yeah. It's a little side job.
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Yeah. Yeah. I have a bunch of side jobs. I have like I have four dogs. Oh, you do? Yeah. I'd love to walk your dogs. It's impossible. They're in my freezer.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're frozen solid. Is that lunch? No. Oh, burial. Oh, you Okay. When it's my time. Cool. You like to party? What? Do you like to party?
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I'm sober. Who are you looking at in your house? You keep looking over there in your house. Is there someone there?
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No. I'll be honest with you, sweetheart. Can I call you sweetheart, please? Yeah. My dad used to call me sweetheart.
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Well, that's weird cuz my dad's ghost is next to me. Really? That's what I'm looking at. Who are you talking to?
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Who are you talking to? Yep, that's him. Who is that? It's my dad. Tell him I said hi.
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Anyway, anyway, bye. No. No. Don't go. When's your What was your last relationship? I was married. I was I was married for two and a half years.
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Wow. What happened? I mean, we got a divorce. That was my third marriage. You've been married three times, huh? Yeah. Kids? Yeah.
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Oh, how many? I have four with my first husband, two with my second husband, and I'm pregnant right now.
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Click. Yeah, hang out. I'm out. You don't want to be a dad with me? Seven kids. Yes. Yeah. Three different.
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No, there's no way. No. But they're all involved. Okay. Who's involved? The kids are involved with what? No. No. The dads are all involved in
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their lives. They're all wonderful men. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to meet them. They're all NBA players. Yeah. I have, you know, can be honest
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with you. Yeah. I had a girl that hit me up, you know, recently. Are we talking as us now? Are we out of
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the bit? No, I'm telling the girl. I'm telling you the girl. Yeah. Who, you know what I mean? All her boyfriends were like NBA players and I
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couldn't do it. Why? Because it's like, you know, I don't know if it shrinks back, you know.
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Oh, it does. But I'm still interested in you. I don't know about Bobby. You know how sometimes Yeah. I don't know if it shrinks back, you know. You know, sometimes you only want half a
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sandwich. Yeah. That's the kind of stage I'm at right now. And you want some soup, too? Half a soup.
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I would love I would love a half a soup, half sandwich. You like creamy soup? I love creamy. Okay. All right. With clams in it?
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M. Yeah, I got clams in mind. That is funny. That's when a girl goes from NBA players back to regular guys.
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That is the order. Domino's. Hey, how you doing? Hey. Hey. Hey, Tone. How you doing?
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I'm pretty good around here. Okay, good. I got some Domino's pizza. Well, you got one of those specialty pizzas. I got a specialty pizza.
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Mama. This has Italian sausage on it. Pepperoni, little bit of ham, little bit of ham on. This is the pizza. Yeah. Italian sausage, pepperoni, ham, all beef sandwich between two layers of proolone cheese made 100% mozzarella.
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Oh, you know what I got? What do you got, Frank? Extravaganza, my friend. Dude, we
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got Check this out. Super. I tell you I tell you what they got, man. pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage,
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beef, fresh onions, fresh green peppers, fresh mushrooms, black olives, all sandwiched between two layers of
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proolone and cheese made up with 100% real mozzarella mia. And I'll tell you this, the guys love it too, Carlos, which was your favorite. What's your favorite Domino's pizza that
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we've had in the studio? Specialty one. Yeah. Spinach and feta. Spinach and feta. See, he's always looking out for his weight. He wants to
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have a thin little waist. Spinach and feta a little healthier. I like the spicy chicken and bacon ranch. Load it
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up. Give it to me. Okay. Hey, bro. Welcome to Hawaii, dude. Right. Honolulu. Wakaliki. Wakaliki.
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Makaliki. Wakaliki. Honolulu. Hawaiian. Bro. The Honolulu Hawaiian pizza. Delicious.
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You're a big fan of pineapple on pizza. Never ending debate. But Bobby Lee loves Hawaiian pizza.
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Especially the Hal like um I also like dude Pacific veggie dude. Yeah. When you're on stand healthier down by the beach. Yeah. When I'm sitting by the beach and I'm listening to Sublime and I want myself a
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pizza. I'm going to get myself a Pacific Veggie. Dude, that's right, dude. Anyway, dude. Dude, check out Domino's
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Wisconsin. Shout out to my old neighbors of the north with six cheese. Wisconsin. I didn't even know there was six cheese. Me neither, dude. I can only name four
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of them, but Domino's has got them. So, you got to try them out today. Order yourself some Dominoes. Kachava, you guys. Um, this is my new
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No, no, no. Flying in today. Me too, man. Cuz of the rain. I got scared. I was It was
00:23:46
bad raining, dude. It was crazy raining. It was It was raining in clouds. I was leaving Phoenix for this storm that just
00:23:52
passed and then coming into here and I was like, I hate it. I hate little baby planes in the sky.
00:23:57
You took a private plane? No, no, no, no, no. Just it was a what do you call regional jet, you know, where it's like not a lot of seats and I
00:24:03
was like, your Buddy Holly style. Yeah, I got a little nervous about it. I hate that. I don't mind if Richie Val Richie Valance. Yeah, Richie Valance. He died too. And
00:24:14
the Big Bopper. The Big Bopper. Yeah. I don't know much about him. Do you? I don't know anything about the Big Bopper other than the name is fun. Yeah, but I know about Richie. And you know about Richie Valance?
00:24:26
Yeah. What do you know about him? What do you mean? I saw the movie Lab Bomba. Mhm. What What do you remember about him? I remember he had a brother who was a
00:24:38
cartoonist. Uhhuh. Do you remember? Yeah. Yeah. Donna was the white girl in high school that he was in love with, right?
00:24:45
And there was like they couldn't get together because of racial discriminations from the her side of the family.
00:24:51
Isn't that sad that the family would be would would do that to you? even he's a [ __ ] rockar.
00:24:57
And they're like, "No, no way." Yeah. You know, we got to bring that back. What? Racial discrimination. But that's still kind of out there.
00:25:09
Parents that don't let you date the other race. I'm sure if No, I mean there like, you know, you'll go to like um Dantana's.
00:25:15
Yeah. Right. And you'll just be at the bar eating a spaghetti and then you'll go you'll turn to, you
00:25:20
know, me and a couple of Hollywood Hollywood socialites. That's They're always there. They're always there,
00:25:26
right? Yeah. Yeah. And you go, "Hey, what are you eating?" And they're like, "They
00:25:32
don't know you." What do you mean? I'm I'm [ __ ] you, man. No. If they knew, I'll tell you
00:25:37
something. If they knew you. No, I'm a human being, dude. Just acknowledge my presence. They don't need to. You're at the bar
00:25:44
Dantas. That's Socialite Express. If you didn't want that, go sit at a table by yourself. Okay. So, you're begging for the attention.
00:25:51
You want it. That's why you went up to No, there was no seats the one time that I went there. Oh, all we have is the bar. So, I'm eating
00:25:56
the spaghetti and go, "Hey, what you eating?" Nothing. Yeah. Nothing. And they just completely ignore you. Didn't want to engage. That's I think, you know what I mean? Either I don't know what to me. I always
00:26:08
think it's perceive it as racism. That's not racism. You're a guy, they're a girl. They don't want to talk to you.
00:26:13
You don't think that's racism? A little bit. Not a Dannis. They know you got money. So if I was James, if I look like if I
00:26:19
look like James Franco, you think they'd still do it? Well, he's better looking. All right. It's based on look. All right. It's not
00:26:25
race. It's look. By the way, if you were Michael B. Jordan, they'd be talking to you. And he's black. Okay. These are white girls. Benedict Wong.
00:26:31
They would ignore him. No. All right. Let me throw the names out. You throw a name. I'll tell you if the two white girls would talk to
00:26:37
Okay. Um, Ei Morales. Absolutely. Yes, they talk. They would talk to Isai Morales% even
00:26:43
though he's Hispanic. Yeah, he's he's handsome. Okay. Um, when he was alive, Philip
00:26:48
Seymour Hoffman, do they know who he is or no? No, they don't. No, they won't talk to him.
00:26:54
Wow. Yeah, they don't know who Jack Black is. Jack Black, they'll talk to him. They know him. But if they didn't, they do. Everybody does.
00:27:00
I know that's too famous. Yeah. Yeah, that that's a tough one. Um, how about Jeffrey Jones?
00:27:09
Yeah, probably. You know who that is? Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. From Ferris Buer.
00:27:14
Yeah, from Ferris Buer. Jeffrey Jones, the principal. The principal principal. Is he still in prison?
00:27:19
I Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think. Yeah. Yeah. He's at Dantana's. He's out. He's at Dantana's right now.
00:27:25
Yeah. Yeah. He's probably working at Dantana. Yeah. What did you do this weekend? Oh, boy. Do you have a busy weekend?
00:27:31
Oh, boy. Yeah. I'm doing a lot of um special prep with Louis. Is he in town? Yeah. A lot of special prep. Our buddy Louis Catz, who's like one of the funniest We're going to sing a song. Are you writing the song?
00:27:42
Yeah, we're writing the song. Is it the closer? Yeah. And then there's a whole another thing. I don't know if I I'll give it away, but um
00:27:49
Well, you don't have to. Yeah, there's going to be a little thing with my dad. How'd you get him?
00:27:55
Did you book him? No, I'm going to play him. Really? Yeah. That's fun. Yeah. This is going to be great.
00:28:01
It's going to be a three-dimensional face of me. Really? Yeah. That's like a hologram on stage
00:28:08
and there's a conversation between him and I. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Did you write the conversation already? Yeah. It's done.
00:28:14
Oh, I want to see. And we tried it on stage in San Francisco. How was that? We had audio. So, he had a button. So,
00:28:21
it's, you know what I mean? We pretended like he was there and then I, you know, and we did it back and it got laughs.
00:28:26
It was good. Yeah. Did you cry? There's a crying thing in like a little like a moment in there.
00:28:32
Wow. But yeah, I mean, all that, but it's it's it there's I've never I don't know if you
00:28:38
felt this, but I've never felt this much anxiety in my life. Like even like technical things like we got a DP. It's like I don't I don't want I don't care. Well, that's why you hired people to
00:28:49
take care of it. Yeah. Yes. But they tell me about it, you know what I mean? Set design this and that. You know what I mean? And it's
00:28:54
like it's it causes me so much anxiety. I don't even know what I don't know why. Yeah. Do you felt that?
00:29:00
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's It's nerve-wracking. It's nerve-wracking. It sucks. But I mean, you trust people around you. You hire you h what you do.
00:29:07
You hire good people who are talented that you trust, which we haven't done on this show, but we will get to it at some point.
00:29:12
Yeah. Hiring talented people, but then you they just do all the stuff that you they have your vision in mind and you let
00:29:17
them complete it. Yeah. And I I think I picked the right director because he um this is his shot,
00:29:24
right? That's great. And he's So now he's so like locked locked in and just on it.
00:29:31
That's cool. You I mean, and he wants it to be so good. So he's very strict with me.
00:29:36
That's good. Yeah, that's what you want. Like, how come you didn't do that joke tonight? Like, it's not really flushed out yet.
00:29:43
You have to do it. So, he makes me do it. Yeah, you got it. See, this I'm so glad that he's doing that with you. What a good journey.
00:29:48
Yeah, it's a good journey. So, you worked on it all weekend. Yeah, it's a that and just a lot of video gaming.
00:29:54
A lot of video gaming. Yeah. Too much. Cuz when I'm in anxiety, you know, I because I'm not masturbating
00:30:00
anymore to porn. So, that's there that there there goes that. Are you masturbating in general? No. to nothing. Why? Now, why is that?
00:30:07
I only alleviate me uh myself in front of um women. She only enjoy You only And that's rare. So, it's like I don't know if it alleviates the word. Yeah. Yeah. Release or in front of
00:30:19
Yes. release. Rephrase this. I would say I would say anytime you're It's ejaculating. It's only for sexual relations with with someone. What's so funny?
00:30:32
Release. Yeah. Release. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um like they're prisoners or something.
00:30:38
No. Yeah. Yeah. Like I um release the hostages from the goolog. Release the prisoners from the goolog. The way I say they got to get out. Well, if you look at my sperm, they're
00:30:49
they're wearing helmets and little swords. I mean, they're not fighters. Yeah. Yeah. They're fighters. Yeah. They're survivors.
00:30:56
I mean, when they swim. I'm here real. Look at mine. Some of them are sleeping. Well, bring some in. Yeah. So, I'm thinking that one of the warriors will get in when I have a baby one day.
00:31:07
Yeah. Yeah. So, that's my gut bet. You'll make a warrior. I think I have warrior blood in my in my
00:31:12
Do you DNA? Yeah. Is there Look up. Is there a history of a warrior with a last name Lee by any chance?
00:31:19
Cuz my my great great-grandfather was the royal commander of the Korean army or whatever.
00:31:25
Wow. Asian Lee. Yeah. Bruce Lee. Yeah. Henry Lighor. Harry Lee. Yeah, dude. Continent. You don't know ligh horse? Yeah, I know ligh horse. Yeah. Yeah, I know heavy horse a little bit better.
00:31:38
But but do Asianly there. Bruce Lee outside. Okay, zoom in. There's a very famous Asian war. The last name Kerr Kurt Chu and Lee, the very first Asian commissioned officer in
00:31:49
the US Marine Corps known for his heroics in the Korean War. Wow. So that's that's your Well, no. Go back in the beginning. All
00:31:55
right. His name is Kurt Chu. That's a sneeze. Kurtu. Yeah. Kchu in Lee, right? Yeah. But you know that Kurt was his English name. Yeah. Chu. He probably chose it, too.
00:32:08
They were like, "Hey, Chu, get back in line." Right. Call me court. Maybe he like Kurt Cobain.
00:32:15
Maybe. And that's why. Yeah. Chew. That's a good one. Is he still alive? Hit that Wikipedia site. He's not. He died in 2014. No. God bless you. God bless you. Great. Thank you for your
00:32:27
service. There he is. Look at how many me. Oh my god. Look at him. Look at all the metals decorated.
00:32:32
Yeah. Why you laughing, dude? I'm not laughing at him. You know what I always found strange about the metals is just because this is
00:32:39
like my OCD. Yeah. They're always on one side. I think they should be balanced. Why wouldn't it be symmetrical?
00:32:44
Yeah. Right. Wouldn't you have layers of metals on both sides? That to me. But imagine if if they could just place
00:32:50
them whenever wherever they wanted. That would drive me crazy. Oh, no. I think that look cool. Like one here, one here, one here, three
00:32:56
in the back. I mean, it would drive me crazy. Looks like a NASCAR car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like it that it's clumped together on one side.
00:33:02
We're we're we're pretty close, by the way, for our military being sponsored by businesses to where they're wearing
00:33:08
jerseys with their names on. Oh, right. Right. Like the military like the Marine Corps sponsored by like Tide Pods or something
00:33:13
like that. Or Chick-fil-A. Yeah, that's coming, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's like Nashville's Nashville hot
00:33:19
chicken. Can you zoom in at the medals, please? Yeah. It would be interesting over what who got sponsored. There he is.
00:33:26
Yeah. So, what do you know what these medals mean? You know, I don't know what those Oh, do you anyone in the room knows what
00:33:31
they mean? Honor, valor there. I think it's I think it's for I'm not even going to guess. I
00:33:38
think like service during certain either times of battle or what what is it? Find a guy who has the most medals.
00:33:45
I want to see how deep it goes. His neck is just hanging so heavy on his chest. Who's a military? Who in the military has had the most medals? The most awarded veteran. Most decorated veteran
00:33:55
on the jacket though. We need to Wait, time out. Before you do this, stop. You want to guess? I think I think it's Audi Murphy. I
00:34:02
think Audie Murphy was the most decorated war veteran in American history. I might be wrong. Audi Murphy.
00:34:08
Wow. Wow. That's pretty [ __ ] awesome. Can we see his Whoa. He was the most decorated war. Isn't that amazing? I knew Oh, he got the draggy kind like the like
00:34:19
he should have a manbag with him. Put all those metals in. But go to that photo right below in the
00:34:25
colored one. The third row to the very far right. Jesus. Look at No, not that one. The far right when
00:34:32
he's old. That's not him. That's another guy, dude. That's But I want to see that guy anyway. But click on That's Audie Murphy. Yeah. I don't like it when they're like
00:34:40
bedazzled like that. Well, I like with the little cubes. No. See, I think I think this is cool. Like the chicklet kind.
00:34:46
This is little real metals. You like that? I like this. Yeah. Audi Murphy, I knew was the most
00:34:51
decorated war veteran in American history. The only reason I know that is because I I've seen his house.
00:34:58
How? He's He used to live in this neighborhood. This neighborhood right here? In this neighborhood?
00:35:03
No. Yeah. How do you How else would I know that weird fact? He used to have a plaque outside his house that said this was the home of Audi Murphy,
00:35:09
commissioned as a historic site, the most decorated war vet veteran in American history. The house is no longer
00:35:14
there. They ripped it down, but they kept this brick thing out front that says the most decorated war veteran. Wow. What year did he die?
00:35:21
71. Oh my. When I was born. But he lived here in this neighborhood. Isn't that That's incredible.
00:35:28
So, I was at the antennas last night and I was talking to this guy who's been there. This old man was sitting there.
00:35:34
Mhm. And he was like, "Hey, kid. Look at comedy." I go, "Whoa, what's your name?"
00:35:40
My name is Robert. I've been coming here since the 60s. Wow. And I go, "What happened here?" You can
00:35:46
get whites downs. You mean the blue pill right at this bar? You can get anything
00:35:53
you want at this bar. Not anymore. Not anymore. You just get spaghetti and bolognese.
00:35:58
That's all you can get. You know what I mean? But like pounded chicken or whatever. But you know what I mean? Yeah. Back in the You walk down the street,
00:36:05
man. Oh my god. You can get laid just by walking out. He's still living in the old times in his mind. Yeah. Back when Santa Monica, he could hustle.
00:36:11
Was he gay? No. No. No. That does this sound gay to you? No. No. This is This is Steve McQueen, man. I mean, that's the the gayest part of West Hollywood.
00:36:22
It is in West Hollywood. But but listen to my voice. Oh, I hear it now. Yeah. And what did
00:36:27
you chat with? And he had a he had a You know how they have this? Yeah. One bad eye.
00:36:33
Yeah. But they're just You know what I mean? Hey kid. You know, they always call you kid. Well, cuz you are to him.
00:36:39
To him. Yeah. Hey, kiddo. Back in my day. Everyone sat here. You know what I mean? Like who's everyone? You name them. Yeah. Greta Garbo. No, like Flip Wilson.
00:36:50
Oh, Flip Wilson. Yeah. Yeah. Flip Wilson. You know what I mean? And then and then they had guys that you
00:36:56
didn't even know, but they were local legendary. Yeah. Used to come here all the time. Deontay.
00:37:02
You know what I mean? Started the Fry Colleges. Yeah. You know, you know, you know the you know the tennis shoes where you you put the loops in the metal the metal
00:37:10
hole. That's him. Yeah. He put the metals in that. You know what I mean? And you're like, "Oh, I don't give a fuck." Did you ask what
00:37:16
the man did for a living? Like who was he? Was he a musician? He what I do? I buy property for people. Commercial
00:37:23
real estate. So you buy I don't do risks. I don't do high risks. What does that mean? You use someone
00:37:29
else's money. You broker the I broker the deals. You broker. This is what he told me last night.
00:37:35
I I go at 80 you do that. Still do it, kid. He wasn't smoking, but it's he wanted to breathing machine. Yeah. Yeah. And then a bunch of young,
00:37:46
not like 30-year-old, you know, in fur coats. Robert, they knew him. Yeah. And they all like hogged them. And
00:37:54
I did a weird laugh. I'm like, why? I don't know why I got so nervous. Comfortable. I was like, girls. Yeah. I did a weird laugh. And he goes,
00:38:06
"See you later, kid." You know what I mean? He had a girl on each arm. Yeah. And he walks out of his thing and
00:38:12
I go, "Can I have the spaghetti bolognese? Do you have whites, reds, or blues? We just pound chicken. Yeah, just pound a chicken. Pounded chicken. All right. Yeah, but that was Yeah, I love Dantana.
00:38:26
I don't ever eat there. Why? It's so cool in there. It's It's cool, but I The food is not
00:38:32
good. It's okay for late night. It's okay. It's fine. The This is so Hollywood. The reason why
00:38:37
is when I first moved to LA, I move I went to Dant and I couldn't even afford it, but I like I spent
00:38:44
hundreds of dollars there. Yeah. Cuz I just heard it was a legendary place and I remember seeing Leo and all
00:38:49
those guys there. Yeah. Right. That was like their hand and I never saw them again there. You mean
00:38:54
and now you can go. But now you're Leo to someone else. Well, it's funny cuz I remember the when
00:38:59
I first in the '9s, late 90s went to Dantanos. Yeah. I wouldn't even be able to get in get in.
00:39:05
That was a kid. Hey kid, you can't get in. But now like they kiss me on the cheeks and stuff.
00:39:10
Who does? The host. The the host kisses you on the cheeks. Yeah. Hey Bobby, come. Welcome back.
00:39:17
Meet Kenneth. Thanks for come on the cheeks. Did you bring that bag with you? Dude, you're going to make me mad about this. Don't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So So Kenneth kisses you on the cheek. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good stuff online
00:39:33
guy. You know what I mean? He loves your online stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And then um you know I mean and then I'll have like an old lady goes
00:39:40
young man you do podcasts. Mhm. I go I do. If I've seen it it's probably good. Wow. That's what she said. Right. But it's it's got this oldtimey Hollywoody. You
00:39:52
know what I mean? Yeah. It's it's it's old school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is very old school. And it's every once in a while you go, you know?
00:39:58
I don't want to go. We should go together. I don't want to. Why? I I don't like it.
00:40:03
You love places like that. I do. But the food's got to be dude. The food's got to be good.
00:40:08
That guy, the Taylor Swift guy. It goes Dude, what is that? That's the photo. Yeah. We wouldn't be caught dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's Dantana's
00:40:19
look. That's what they all look like. Robert, a kid. This is Come on, guy. You love those places. I like good food. You go to I know, but it's okay.
00:40:31
It's not good. All right. It's It's pretty basic spaghetti for Italian restaurants in LA.
00:40:37
Yeah, that that place is for the hang. Yeah, but a It's so close to the comedy store. It is pretty close,
00:40:42
right? And then, you know, it's a two-minute drive. I'll go to Night Market before I go there, though.
00:40:48
Okay. Better food. What's I don't even know what Night Market is. H right up the street. Literally up the
00:40:53
street from where you're talking. It's open late. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. No one's ever brought me there to the Night Market.
00:40:58
What? You've never had Night Market? No. Oh, come on, dude. It's right on sunset. It's up. It's literally up the street
00:41:04
from what you're talking about. And what time do they close? Midnight or 1? No. Closes at Well, it's a Sunday. So, what time is it clos now? 10:00 on Sunday. Okay. But on a weekend, they close late.
00:41:17
Yeah. Okay. I didn't know. Oh, you got Well, take me there. I'll take you there. Because when you finish your shows, you
00:41:22
never take me nowhere. I ask you all the time to go get food, but then you want you go, "No, no, I'm going alone." You You do that all the
00:41:28
time. Yeah, because where I want to go, you're not going to drive that far. How far? Like like one time you came to
00:41:33
the Korea town a month ago. Yeah, that's fine. We went to um Agassi Gopchang. Aiy, remember you were there with Who were you with? Your friend. Who? You know what's so [ __ ] up? My
00:41:45
brain. I just I like uh I can't believe I just drew a blank when you were telling that story. Who I brought?
00:41:50
I do the same thing now. You're getting old. Yeah. Am I old? When you're 42. I'm 42. Yeah. What is that? Memory changes around 40. Yeah. Yeah,
00:42:01
that sucks. I'm 54, dude. Yeah, but you have a better memory. I couldn't remember the girl I was
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00:43:24
Yeah. The last couple of days haven't been able to get any [ __ ] sleep. I like and and I laid in bed, got
00:43:30
horizontal last night. I put on my little heating pad. I got a little heating pad now. I'm getting old. Yeah. I put on my little electronic heating
00:43:36
pad. Yeah. Near my tushy. And then I got on my phone. I started reading and I thought, I'm going to be able to read and go to sleep.
00:43:41
No. Couldn't go to sleep. How many hours? How many When was I up till? How many hours did you get last night?
00:43:47
Three. Wow. It's so funny. I couldn't sleep. I got three, too. Maybe you and I are on the same we're on our same cycle.
00:43:54
All the girls sync up. You and I are Yeah, I got three too last night. I just couldn't get to sleep. And I was, you know what's the worst is
00:44:00
when you're so tired. Oh my god. And you need to go to sleep. I was exhausted. And I took Trazzadone, which is my dog tranquilizer. No, it's like a it's a non-addictive.
00:44:13
Just say yes when I say that. See, I can't even yes and right now. I know. Yeah. My wife just went to the doctor,
00:44:20
by the way, and they offered her pain. He He was like, "Oh, and also, do you need pain medication?" She was like, "No." And I was like, "You say yes.
00:44:26
You always say yes." Yeah. Yeah. It's good to have for you. For me, for the house.
00:44:32
Yeah. For the house. It's It's like when you get pancakes for the table. Yeah. For the house. Get drugs for the house. Just so when
00:44:38
someone comes over, we got a little something to have. Yeah. I I And when I'm at the grocery store, what do I pick up every [ __ ]
00:44:43
time? Rice. I don't eat rice, but I have two Asians living in the house. Eat it. You get the rice.
00:44:48
I get the rice. Spam. Whatever they need. You need to get the rice. Yeah. You know what I mean? Nuts. You
00:44:54
know what I mean? Or whatever. I love nuts. Yeah. Well, Filipinos, they love the nuts. Yeah. Well, they got a lot of nuts. Yeah. Yeah. So, like you you get it.
00:45:01
Even though you're not going to You have to be mindful about other people. That's right. Exactly. Pay attention.
00:45:06
Pay attention. Pay attention. You have to be mindful about other people. Yeah. I do that a lot. You know, you do. You're very generous.
00:45:12
Yeah. What did you guys do this weekend? What did you do this weekend, Carlos? went to the Ice House last night. Haime had a
00:45:18
show. Haime had a show at the Ice House and you went to support. Yeah. He doesn't come to support us. You notice that, Bob?
00:45:23
He does. He does. You know who came to support me last night? You come to support Bob. You go to Bob shows
00:45:28
at the comedy store. I've been there so many times. So many times. Yeah. Never for me. You know, I've seen you a million times go up.
00:45:35
20 years ago. Jewels. I also Jewels came to the main room last night. Oh, she did.
00:45:41
She's never been there. She's trying to get up, huh? No, she brought 10 people. What? Really? Yeah. It was crazy. I couldn't believe
00:45:47
it. Wow. And I I I had to kill. And I walked by her table and she goes, "You did good." She knows. She's seen you before. Yeah. But she doesn't she doesn't give
00:46:01
it up. She doesn't That's not what she does. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I love about her. Okay. Can I Can I tell you I sent
00:46:07
you a Tik Tok. You see it? What did you send me? It's a It's a '9s furniture um um local um advertisement
00:46:15
commercial and it's something about it just made me feel so happy. Send it to him. I want to see it.
00:46:21
Yeah. Yeah. Send it to who? Me? The guy who put it up on the screen. Yeah. There's just something about like race race relations that was the purest back
00:46:31
then. The '9s. Yeah. No, but it's a love, right? But it wasn't what it is now. And I I want to go back to this time. I'm Richard aka Big A. I'm working at
00:46:43
the Red House and I'm black. I like pumping iron and pumping furniture into people's homes.
00:46:53
I'm Johnny aka T gauge. I work at the red house and I'm white. I like deer hunting, bass fishing, and extending credit to all people. the red house.
00:47:06
I'm black and I love the red house. I'm white and I love the red house. I'm a black woman and I love the red
00:47:13
house. I am white and the red house is for me at the red house. This has got to be a comedy sketch team that did this. No, it's real.
00:47:26
Look at the sofa. It's perfect for a black person or a white person. This mattress is perfect for a white person or a black person. Big pause.
00:47:38
They were guests on Tiger Belly like two weeks ago, right? Wait, this is not real. It's a sketch. This is like when my dad
00:47:44
sends me an AI video. I'm so embarrassed. This is like when my dad sends me an AI video of like Kobe cussing out someone
00:47:52
in like a video, you know? Jesus, dude. Oh my god. I thought it was I knew that. I was like, "This has got to be a comedy sketch."
00:48:04
I thought this was a real like wow. You mean but I but but your but your innocence is
00:48:11
good because it is a good commercial. Yeah. I was I would go to the red house after seeing this. Yeah. I go, "Wow,
00:48:19
they really got along." Yeah. Like shaking hands, you know what I mean? I was like, "This is great. This is good. It's good for progress." Yeah. I feel like a fool.
00:48:31
Don't. Yeah. Yeah. Please don't. I I I feel so embarrassed. I'm going inside myself again.
00:48:36
Don't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn it, dude. I'm a fool. Are you sure that's them? Couldn't be more sure. Okay. My bad.
00:48:48
It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm excited for right now? What? I get to go home tonight and have uh my
00:48:54
favorite soup. Let me get It's soup season, dog. It's soup season now. Now that's a crisp air. If you can
00:49:01
see your breath in LA, it's soup season. Yeah. And I'm excited about soup season. Let me tell you about I'd even invite some of you pigs over
00:49:07
because my wife cooks my favorite soup and we don't get it all year until now. Can I guess what it is?
00:49:12
Yeah. Does it Can I name the vegetable or that? You can name the ingredient. Pumpkin. No. No pumpkin. Okay. I disagree pumpkin. Is there squash in it? Nope.
00:49:22
Okay. Split pea. Nope. [ __ ] Trickery, you're I love split prior. We She makes zupa noodles.
00:49:34
No. Oh, no. It sounds Look at it right there. Zupa Tascana. She makes it good. Oh my god. It's like uh potato chunks. It's spicy Italian sausage.
00:49:46
Wow. Some people use kale. I don't like kale. Okay. But it's so good, dude. Yeah. And by the way, you pour that over a little bit of rice for your people. Yum. Yum. Yum. Unreal. Yeah. I'll tell you what,
00:49:57
I had a Wagu bim bimbop bowl last night for dinner. Wow. Where? At that place that I went to in Phoenix.
00:50:03
Wow. Bimb. And the girl next to me goes, "What is that? What is that?" And I go, "It's a
00:50:09
Caesar salad." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a It's a smoking bowl. And she goes, "What is that?" I go, "Caesar salad." But my favorite kind of BB and Bob has to be the hot pot.
00:50:20
Oh, dude. It has to be that stone pot because the rice crisps at the bottom. Crisps at the bottom. Dude, you get what
00:50:26
I'm saying, dog. And my favorite thing is when you peel that off at the bottom. Yeah. And you get that crunchy hard
00:50:31
crunch. Crunch. Oh my god. Name me some soups that you that you absolutely uh love and that you hate.
00:50:38
Top soup for Bobby L. Okay. For me is um Tom Yum. No, dude. That's rude. Sweet and sour. No. Uh dragon's breath soup. Ding jung jig. Dang Jong Jig.
00:50:51
You've given me that. Yeah, Dangj I like. Yeah. Any jigs. Kimchi or denjang. I like
00:50:56
I like all the jiggers. I like all the jig. Any jingers I like. Okay. And then but the Americana ones
00:51:03
I'm a big fan of. Yeah. Right. Judge me if you want. No. No. We There's going to be some hot
00:51:09
takes. Sure. The chicken noodle soup from Arowan. Oh yeah. It's just with the big No, but with the thick noodles. Oh, egg noodles. Egg. Yeah. to have it in your fridge and
00:51:19
as an emergency little meal. That's your favorite. It's It's good. What's your favorite one, Carlos? Split pea. I'm not done with my
00:51:26
favorite. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Excuse me. What? Fido. Fidelo. Mhm. A good split pea. I don't like split pea. Yeah. Corn chowder. I can go if it's a 50/50.
00:51:37
Yeah. But clam chowder with Tabasco sauce. Oh, right. Come on, baby. I can't do clam chowder. Yeah. Why? Cuz I don't like clams in Okay. That's what it looks like. They were
00:51:49
like I don't want to do that. Okay. Clams are their own thing. Yeah. Like spaghetti clams. Fine. If they're
00:51:56
still in the shell. Oh yeah. Spaghetti clams. You pick them bangoli. Bangoli. Yeah. But you like you you do clam chowder. I love it. I wouldn't have pinned that for you. A clam chowder guy.
00:52:07
It has to be like you have to be in Seattle where they do a good Well, it's from New England. Yeah.
00:52:14
the opposite side of the country. But Seattle has some good spots there. Oh, it's got to it's got it's a seafood. It's a seafood.
00:52:19
Yeah. A port town is what I'm saying. I know they're it's from New England, right? But I'm saying, you know, I mean,
00:52:24
the I've never been to New England. So the the other port town I've been to is in Seattle. It's still the same. All right. So I don't like the judgment. Give me that Sacramento clam chowder,
00:52:35
baby. I don't like moatza ball soup. It's [ __ ] A lump in the middle. Get the [ __ ] out of here. But if you get the extras in it is good. What is that?
00:52:46
If you go to like caners or something, you can get um noodles in it. Yeah, but then just take the ball out.
00:52:52
Then it's chicken noodle soup. I like the ball. What do you do with that thing? You don't eat that. That's a lump. I know. But it's like a you know
00:52:57
cosmetic. I hate it. Look at that thing. Like big ball in there. Don't eat it. It's taking up space.
00:53:02
Yeah. It's like when a couch is too big for a small living room. You're like, "What? You don't need this. You could have gotten a love seat and gotten away with
00:53:08
it." I don't like carrots, but I like carrots and soup. But I also like carrots. How the Mexicans do? They pickle it.
00:53:14
That's my favorite. Whatever. What do they call They pickle it. Yeah, they pickle vegetable. But it has jalapeno pickle, too. It's
00:53:20
the whole thing. Onions. Onions. Pickled vegetables, dude. Whatever that is, dude. Laeno.
00:53:26
That's very Spanish. I love it. That I do love. Yeah. And I love um I had breakfast. Did
00:53:39
you ever go to the griddle on Sunset? Yeah. No, I went there one time. The pancake
00:53:44
place? It's old. It's got like a line down the block, doesn't it? I went there today. You went there today?
00:53:50
Incredible. With pancakes, dude. I got a No, I got a French toast with Fruity Pebbles in it.
00:53:56
Oh my god. Look at the Fruity Pebble. You're really fist fighting that WGOi, huh?
00:54:02
Yeah. Yeah, I got that. That's insane, Bobby. Yeah, dude. That's crazy. Yeah. Don't. That's like a
00:54:09
chunk. I know. But I shared it with my friend. Oh, okay. Well, your teeth are going to fall out. So, we what what I always do is when I
00:54:15
when I go to a breakfast spot with a friend, you know what I mean? I'll go We share one sweet, but we get
00:54:21
our separate things. I mean, we could share that, too. You get a dish, right? Yeah. So, you don't eat the whole thing. It's
00:54:26
just like two or three bites. But that thing, dude, was la. That's too sweet for me. And syrup on top of that. No, that whatever that
00:54:37
whipped cream is is the thing. Oh, that's I I refuse to do extra. And then I got um a Chicago scramble.
00:54:44
That was really good. What was in What's in there? Uh peppers, you know. Italian peppers
00:54:49
and um sausage, you know. So over here, Chicago scrambled. Italian sausage. Peppers.
00:54:54
Italian sausage. Peppers. That's good. Yeah. Diabetes. Diabetes. I'm from Chicago. You run a sketch show, huh? Oh, dude. When they said, "Um, you got
00:55:08
the job." Yeah. I went I really What do you mean you're a great actor? No. What I'm saying is is that you you
00:55:15
don't think that I was bewildered that I got on a [ __ ] sketch show? No, you're hilarious.
00:55:20
I didn't know how to do anything. Well, you just don't do impressions or accents or any what the things that
00:55:26
you need to do in a sketch show. I didn't do, dude. No, but you do characters. I can do characters. Yes, you can do I can do some That's
00:55:32
what sketch shows are. a great character. Yeah, man. I'm Donnie. Good to see you, man. Stuff like that.
00:55:38
Yeah, that was good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Alvyra. Hello. Welcome to my castle. Those are the ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They didn't really make it on.
00:55:52
You know, you know what hinders you? What? It's your eyes. My eyes are what? Well, you tell a lot in the eyes through
00:55:58
comedy, and that's what hinders you. What do you mean? Your eyes. What? Oh, because when you you do a character, you
00:56:05
have to like like see you do that when you go to like a different guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have to physically change your
00:56:10
eyes. I have to physically change my eyes. Yeah. Like be a guy from the south. What? Be a guy from the south. How you doing, man? See what I mean?
00:56:16
And be okay. Be a guy from New York. Hey, forget about it. See, look at your eyes. You change. Hey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're
00:56:22
right. You do. You change your eyes. I make my eyes whiter. Yeah. You make white eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:28
Yeah. It looks like you're going to put eye drops in when you do that. You're I think you're right.
00:56:33
You changed that. It's in my eyes. It's in your eyes, dude. Whoa, dude. But the comedy is where? Yeah, in your heart.
00:56:39
It's in your heart. Yeah, I saw Frankenstein. Hot Frankenstein. You see it? I know, but every time I see a clip on clip on TikTok that makes me laugh of a guy who's correcting people. Have you
00:56:50
seen that guy when he's like, "It's actually Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein is
00:56:55
It's a great clip. There's have been a couple of them out there." Yeah. Yeah. That's hot Frankenstein. Yeah. I'm out.
00:57:01
It's Frankenstein's supposed to be hideous. I know the whole point was Can I say something though?
00:57:06
I thought the same thing, but there was all this hoop like this about grade. You know what I mean? Did you see it? Mone.
00:57:12
Not yet. Yeah. Yeah. Um, who is it? Gilmo. GMO. Oh, it's going to look [ __ ] amazing. Yeah. So, I watched it because of that,
00:57:19
right? But I I have to say I had really great empathy for him. For Frankenstein's Monster. Yeah. For Frankenstein's Monster. And it was the first time I saw anything
00:57:30
Frankenstein where I was just like I felt so such sorrow for him. You've seen the original.
00:57:35
I did. Yeah. Yeah. But this Frankenstein is pretty good. Here's what bothers me about this.
00:57:40
What? Because for years all of us, everyone in this room when we were kids, you thought Frankenstein was the monster. And then
00:57:46
you get old enough and you see it and you go, "Oh, that's Frankenstein's monster is what he's called." Yet society we still call that guy
00:57:53
Frankenstein. Like on a Halloween shirt, it'd be like Frankenstein. It just would. Why didn't they just give that guy the name Frankenstein and then call
00:57:59
him doctor? Yeah, that's like at some point switch it up. Yeah, it was such a weird thing. Also, if
00:58:05
you're going to keep his name Frankenstein's monster, give him a different name. Yeah. If Frankenstein was going to be called
00:58:11
Frankenstein, give Frankenstein to God, you were so close. That's it toot. No, no, no.
00:58:21
He didn't make it through. Yeah. Give me another shot. Marketing. Yeah. Yeah. Organ [ __ ] Argan [ __ ]
00:58:27
Yeah. Yeah. Arganfuck. Not [ __ ] Don't say [ __ ] in the name. Oh yeah. Argan far.
00:58:33
Argan. Ark. [ __ ] He's Swedish. Argan. Arganf. I am Organ. And this is my bride. Who was your bride's name? Bride of Arkinf.
00:58:46
Okay. That's I like that. So he was hot. It's worth seeing this thing. Yeah. He it you saw it.
00:58:52
Yeah. It's awesome. It's so awesome. It's a good movie. I I I you know, you have to I just I haven't been in the movies in
00:58:57
so long. Yeah, I gotta go. I just haven't been. I mean, it's no Predator Badlands, but it's very good.
00:59:03
Now you see me, now you don't. It's also out. Oh, yeah. You were in it. Congratulations.
00:59:08
Thanks, man. Yeah. And I've people said, "I like it." People like it. Now you see me. Did you see it? I haven't seen it. Did you see yourself in it? I've been on the road. No. Yeah. I I've
00:59:19
been I guess I'm in the first scene. He said you saw it. Yeah. You went to go see it. Are you a fan of the franchise? Not really.
00:59:24
Okay, good. You saw for Andrew. I am. Shut up. Why did you go to see it? I saw it for you. The same way that I
00:59:30
saw Borderlands for me. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. Not in the theater, though. He sees everything. Oh, you did?
00:59:35
What's Now you see me got on Rotten Tomatoes? I woke out of both of them. 59. 59.
00:59:41
59. We're cruising. Yeah. What did Borderlands What is Borderlands at now? Oh, but audience score is 81. That's way
00:59:46
better. I'll take audience score all day. I'm going to go see that movie though. I was supposed to go see it and I couldn't. We've been out of town. 10
00:59:54
10 48 though. Popcorn made a 48. Yeah. Uh so do how the movie you didn't finish it. You didn't you walked out.
01:00:00
It's okay. One of those movies. Yeah. The original was Yeah. I've seen I mean I've only seen the first one,
01:00:05
right? Yeah. Yeah. Zoom in there. Jesse Eisenberg, how incredible. The rest of the cast, Magic, how amazing. Roseman Pike, but Andrew Santino stood out as a complete dud.
01:00:20
Am I really in the first scene? Yeah. First in. Oh, wow. Wow. That's Maybe I'll just go to see it and then
01:00:26
and then and leave. Wow. No, I'd want I'd see the movie. I want to see it. Yeah, I'd love to see it. We should go as a family.
01:00:31
We should go and watch it. Support you. I had a guy come up to me and and say, "Yo, Bad Friends." I was like, "What's
01:00:38
up, man?" And he's like, "Yo, I used to [ __ ] hang out. I used to skate with Stevie." That's so funny.
01:00:43
That's It was [ __ ] awesome. I was like, "Oh, really? Stevie Lee?" Yeah. He's like, "Yeah." He's like, "Tell him
01:00:49
I said what's up." Yeah. It was the first time someone talked to me and not asked about you. Yeah. That's cool.
01:00:54
It was cool because we went back we went back to like, you know, old little spots. Sean Malto, my buddy Seawn was with me.
01:00:59
Yeah. And um we were just out with a bunch of young skate dudes in Phoenix. Yeah.
01:01:05
Cuz that's my brother went to ASU and skated a lot there. Yeah. I know. Yeah. I went I went there, too. Yeah. But we we were with a couple of young
01:01:12
skate dudes and one of the dudes was like, "Yo, I used to skate with Stevie Lee." And I was like, "Oh, that's that's red." Wow. But it was so cool cuz nine times out of
01:01:18
10, hey, where's Bobby? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, where's Bobby? Yeah. They want to know where you are. So bad.
01:01:24
No, they never ask you about me. Are you out of your mind? Where's Santino? That's not what they said.
01:01:29
I can even tell by the way you said that. Hey, where's Santino at? I go, he's not here. He's in, you know,
01:01:36
somewhere with Taylor Swift. Okay. Oh, what are you going to get me for Christmas? Do you have my Christmas
01:01:47
gift? Let's get Get me a real gift. No, I got you a real gift. Did Did your wife tell you that I called
01:01:53
frantically for weeks and she she couldn't think of one? I know, but And I couldn't think of one either.
01:01:59
You don't have a wife? I didn't get to call anyone. I had to figure it out on my own. I know, but you have the world. What do
01:02:04
you give somebody that has the world? What are you talking about? In their fingertips. You have everything. You know, you
01:02:10
have that. You have everything. I still found something for you. I still found something. Yeah, but it's like there's no because I'm creative and I care. You
01:02:17
don't care. Or I'll get you um No, you don't need to tell me. Yeah, but you better get me something good.
01:02:23
Tiger Woods rookie card. A rookie golf card. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what else.
01:02:29
It's like It's like how do you like what do you So, how I thought about this. Can
01:02:35
we make this deal? When it comes to you and I, we don't give each other gifts. No deal. We get each other. No. No. No. Not one. No deal. I want it. No, I'm out, dog. Please. It's too much. I I I spend time
01:02:47
thinking about it for too much. All right. You know what I mean? I'm calling. So, it just you and I just have a handshake.
01:02:53
Like the old days. Like the old days. That's fine. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with that. It's a let down.
01:02:59
How? Why? Cuz I've always thought gifts are fun. I got you those shoes you never wear.
01:03:04
They're still under the desk. Those Arsenal shoes. They're under there. Oh, yeah. They've never moved.
01:03:09
Yeah. Yeah. Other side. Can you imagine how many young kids would love to have those shoes? I know. And thank you. I want them
01:03:14
there. I Why can't I place the presents that I receive where I want, you know? Well, it's not a painting. They're shoes. I know. But I want them down here by my other feet.
01:03:25
You have two feet down there. Other You have another set of feet. No, by my feet. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Make my feet looks I'm like,
01:03:30
"What's up?" You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just want them there. Why can't I place the [ __ ] presents where there are fewer shoes?
01:03:36
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Say right now things that you want and then then I can have a direction to
01:03:42
go. Okay. All right. So, tell me now. Peace in the Middle East. All right. So, I'll give you um
01:03:50
I'll give you money to give to them. Okay. To a cause or something. That's what we
01:03:56
did with your birthday. You Some of the money gives to the cause. To the cause. That's right. What else do Give me some Give me something tangible
01:04:02
like a something physical. I can buy an item. And if you throw it out there or throw a bunch of things out there, then I can like, you know, you know what I mean?
01:04:12
A lofah. Okay. Okay. I need a new lofah. I want a I want a foot massage machine.
01:04:20
Okay. Now we're getting somewhere, dude. I want a a Toto Japanese toilet. Okay. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. Will you buy me a toilet? I know. No. Already with all three
01:04:30
things that you just mentioned, I already know exactly what I'm going to get you. Okay, good. You know what it is?
01:04:36
What? Nothing. I want to h I'll tell you what I really want. What? More than anything in the world. What?
01:04:47
Is for you and me to actually next year make a movie for real. But that's not a birthday gift. There's nothing great. Christmas gift.
01:04:59
That's something that we have to do. Do you not believe in the miracle of Christmas? I do believe in the miracle of whatever
01:05:04
holiday is. Of course I do. You mean that holiday? I don't know much about it. St. Nicholas, there's presents. There's a
01:05:10
rooftop. You know what I mean? There's little horses on the rooftop, whatever. You know, I get it.
01:05:16
You know what I mean? I understand. The North Pole, the elves. I You know what they call him in Britain? What they call Santa Claus?
01:05:22
James. Father Christmas. Oh, Father Christmas. That's his property. There's a lot of
01:05:27
English people I named James. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, it's like I just threw it out there. But Father Christmas. This Father Christmas.
01:05:34
Yeah. What are you guys getting us for Christmas? What do you guys want for Christmas? You're going to keep your jobs. Look at
01:05:39
What do you guys want? What do you want for Christmas? For real. Gucci chain. [ __ ] Gucci chain. All right.
01:05:45
Thank you. Your wish is granted. Okay. What about you, Mone? I've always wanted an original pressing
01:05:51
of Stakes as High, the Day Lost Soul album, because on the repress they removed all the original samples. So, a first pressing of that. You're such a
01:05:58
nerd. Okay. The first pressing of what? Dayless soul's what album? Stakes is high. Their 96 release.
01:06:03
Okay. Okay, then I'll go with a car. Wait. Original stakes is high. Did you hear what he just said? Yeah. You want a new car? Mhm. You want a new car?
01:06:16
It could be yours. What kind of car? It's a Tesla. What? The Tesla 3. The truck.
01:06:22
The Cyber Truck. Not the track. No, no, the the Y or whatever. Well, there's two SUVs. There's the X and the Y. Do you know which one you like? You like the one with the Goldwing doors? The ones the doors that
01:06:35
Yeah. Yes. That's the Y, right? Yeah, it's the big one. It's expensive. Okay. Yeah, they're over. No, no, that's X, right? Or maybe it's the X one has the doors.
01:06:48
What is the goal? There it is. That's the Tesla Model X. So, you want That's the big one. Mhm.
01:06:53
You sure that's the one you like? Okay. What else are you willing to do? Because based on the the job that you have. Yeah. You have to do a little extra. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
01:07:04
I just want to have a a Christmas dinner with you guys. No. No. I'd rather not. I'd rather buy you a [ __ ] new car than eat food with you. That's so funny. I'd rather buy you a
01:07:16
new car than eat food with you. All right. So, we got the Christmas gifts. You want a car. You want a Gucci chain.
01:07:21
You want a printed an album? An album. That's That's We have to What's a Gucci chain, man?
01:07:27
Like a chain from Gucci. Oh, like a necklace. Yeah, like a gold chain. Okay. Yeah. Hey, you shouldn't be that surprised.
01:07:32
You're wearing purses. Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah. Woo.