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Unbolding Carlos Today on Patreon

June 15, 2026 / 00:50

This episode discusses hair loss, hair transplants, and cosmetic density with a focus on Carlos's experience losing 70,000 hairs. The conversation includes humor about head transplants and references to Bosley.

The hosts joke about the average human head having between 90,000 to 150,000 hairs, highlighting the significant loss Carlos has faced. They mention that they replaced about 7,000 hairs, emphasizing the difference between numerical density and cosmetic density.

There is a light-hearted exchange about the possibility of head transplants and the desire to have a celebrity-like appearance, specifically mentioning Michael B. Jordan.

The episode wraps up with a call to action to visit Bosley's website for more information on hair restoration.

TLDR

Carlos lost 70,000 hairs; hosts discuss hair transplants and cosmetic density humorously.

Episode

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So, Carlos probably has lost about 70,000 hairs. >> What What is his head, Normandy? I mean,
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what is going on? [laughter] >> No, here here's the thing. >> What is going on here?
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>> Average human head has 90,000 to 150,000. >> insane, dude. >> We replaced about 7,000 hairs, 7,000
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hairs. So, I mean, it's a fraction of what he had before, but it's not a numerical density. It's a cosmetic
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density. Meaning, you don't want to replace and you can't every hair that's been lost, but you want to do it in such
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a way that it gives him a nice result. >> If If you guys want to ever get a a head
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transplant or beard transplant, you have to >> head. >> [laughter] >> Bosley can't give you a new head.
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>> Yeah, they will. >> But when you do figure out that technology, I will [laughter] swap.
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I want to be Michael B. Jordan on top. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Go to bosley.com for more information.

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Episode Highlights

  • Hair Loss Insights
    Carlos has lost about 70,000 hairs, a fraction of the average human head.
    “70,000 hairs.”
    @ 00m 03s
    June 15, 2026
  • Cosmetic Density Explained
    It's not about replacing every hair, but achieving a nice result.
    “It's a cosmetic density.”
    @ 00m 24s
    June 15, 2026
  • Future of Hair Transplants
    A humorous take on the limitations of current hair transplant technology.
    “Bosley can't give you a new head.”
    @ 00m 38s
    June 15, 2026

Episode Quotes

  • Insane, dude.
    Unbolding Carlos Today on Patreon
  • Bosley can't give you a new head.
    Unbolding Carlos Today on Patreon
  • I want to be Michael B. Jordan on top.
    Unbolding Carlos Today on Patreon

Key Moments

  • Hair Loss Facts00:03
  • Cosmetic Density00:24
  • Future Technology00:38