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you two are bad these two idiots
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[Music] welcome to the show welcome to the show
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show I'm Bobby I'm Andrew Santino and this is we love
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we love we love cook we love to clean can you imagine any one
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of those shows we do like an HGTV show oh my god you wait you do you walk do you watch those two flipping property
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brothers and all that stuff how they flip flip flip flip I love it I love when they take a really
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shitty house right and they funny turn it into a like a shitty house but it looks better it's a better shitty yeah yeah and they
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sell it for tons of money I know you know I you know when we were looking for houses we were there were some houses
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where it was like you know I mean a crack house yeah and the Koala would be like we could just you know find for
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cheap and what did she say she's ugly
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you're right yeah yeah yeah yeah why are we a flipping flipping a house is people think it's like a thing you can just do
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yeah no it's impossible number one okay first of all I don't know how much would costs let's take a
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guess I like I don't even know what the like to buy for I don't even know what the Dinah mentions to get done you got
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it the down to mention is a 2x4 why go to Home Depot I go hi um hey welcome to
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Home Depot how can I help you hi so I bought a crack house down in Crenshaw yeah that everything here in Los Angeles
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is a crack house right so here's the house okay I see that piece of [ __ ] is see the floor yep demeans barely a floor it's
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cracklin only it's correct no no Liam's and also there are like weeds growing so anyway I need to put new hardwood floors
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in okay how much is it hmm how much do you think you want to give us I'll give you a half a million done
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that's how much it costs and this so that so then I put it in my car yep how do you bring it to the car on your
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shoulder or shoulders would be right I can't do that I don't even know yeah and then who are you gonna hire to install
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it do you have somebody raul jose alejandro and one guy that's his name the role jose
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alejandro it's one guy i could do basically everything yeah and then um
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then I would sit that that's that right and then now we'll do what do you do with that oh my god you have to have
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someone come come and carry disinfect and scrape and yeah yeah so you hire that guy how much is that guy eight
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hundred nine hundred thousand yeah that's I'm already a million deep yeah what floors and they'll do scraping
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you're done yeah I'm done how much you gonna flip the house for probably at 200
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bucks I made two under extra dollars yeah yeah after taxes you lost eight I lost it yeah I don't know how to do no
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no that that idea is impossible also even have the time to live in a house that's gonna be flipped with the [ __ ]
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knives the knives that she has honestly everyone has been sending me emails about Rudy's knife knife dreams
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dissecting it well they also dissected your vampire eggs yeah a lot of it was starter Valley by the way that's the
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word they think all of it comes from I think well the eggs definitely first start do Valley and the vampires yeah but the wooden back and cooler
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there's no way yeah they did say there was something in the game something that
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was about cleaning that was in the gay be I don't know I sound like a sidekick right now yeah I'm getting a vibe for maybe someone a cousin baby cousin I'll
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tell you another thing yeah is uh the other day a couple of weeks ago I said Rudy time out you said I come the other
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day a couple of weeks ago the other day a couple of weeks ago I said yeah the other day last month today yeah it
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doesn't matter it's in the past I get it okay so don't correct me no doubt but I was asking her and I don't know if
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you'll remember this I go were the knives at if you look at the Bobby it's
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in the compartment so I had to open up the [ __ ] right the dishwasher mhm and
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there's a compartment right above it above it with all that but I don't need that's not where the knives really go
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well that's odd I think she's hiding it or something no no that's where the desks where they go I put it up there in the top you're saying you pull out the
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top that's where the knives aren't right yeah really that's where they go yeah well then that's my bad that's my bad
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because in my mind I'm like why she we have the same dishwasher it's up you put it above the dishes right yeah yeah
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that's where the knives go yeah that's all I want to know but by the way I don't trust her with you know what she said to me last week she goes she goes um hey what do
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you guys ever do sponsors that like maybe I could have some of the things and I was like yeah I'm you know we we
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have a bunch of different ad reads what look what do you want I can get you something and she goes do you do do you do knives like Japanese knives and I
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said really and she goes just like seven or eight kitchen knives maybe yes that's
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her she asked for it yeah didn't you ask for sharp knives what and I and I said what for and you said I collect them and they oh yeah and
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do you have those Japanese you know you know schoolgirl uniform yeah that's what
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she wanted she wanted a she roll school school school goo school uniform knives
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Yeah right and she wanted I've seen that movie
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before okay really you're scary but I'm Gary but I like you but you're scary dude do you think you could do you think
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in that dream that you had that everyone keeps talking about it now can we keep getting emails of the fan page do you think that you had that dream because
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you there's someone in your life that you hate that you just can't tell that you hate you can't say it to them someone predicted they said Rudy has
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pent-up aggression towards a person in her life that did her wrong I think I think I think I know who it is but I
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don't want to get private in that in that it's a family member I think maybe that you because you know maybe because
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your dad wasn't around no there it is I
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felt it yeah did you feel it yeah yeah that's yeah the knives the school youth anger
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madness yeah that makes em revenge yeah now you have you have because she's also
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one of the type of people yeah I say how do you feel fine how do you feel right
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now yes deep it's either fine or okay what is this other layers is it ever
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good Rudy or do you ever feel good get closer to the mic Giuliana get closer to the bike
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sometimes like you look what's a good day for you I don't know like it's being
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with the dogs being with the dogs is a good day I like that a lot we did something yesterday that and
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kalila said never to talk about it talk about it and I talk about it she said
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never thought I'm gonna get a big truck should we not talk about it I don't know so I had to do ADR yesterday for some
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movie that I did what movie I did a movie with Erik Griffin wait seriously yeah what was it
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it's called Mayfair games what yeah it's with me Erik Griffin Mary Lynn Rajskub
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Sean Austin Lord of the Rings Rudy Rudy yeah and I'm not you so I did ADR for
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that and then it was over what you know you do an independent movie so always the ADR places isn't like some guys basement it was in a
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house yeah it was house yeah it's always something he's like what's up I'm Steve looking for Dan smoking up front yeah
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also the guy first of all we go I go I don't want to do it and they go no dude we're like quarantined to like we're
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real safe right we [ __ ] drive up the guy has no mass no club and he's just out there smoking what's up I literally
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just said that right in the closet you can't go in there so I [ __ ] it I have to
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do it so I did it right and then and then call it goes let's take a drive by
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the beach I've done that not go on the beach but just know I've taken a drive by the beach it's right it's nice right
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so nice but she did something she said something huh
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that is so unlike her right it's it's almost as if um this is how crazy it is
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it's like a priest going no that's not crazy let me think of somebody a priest
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going come here little boy no yeah no no it's like um if al magical said that he
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choked a baby that's how shocking you know they'll be shocking right ah whose baby that's true yeah no you're
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saying is something out of this already out over the ordinary but so we're driving on the PhD she goes you want to
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see if Lily's is open lilies the cafe
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know what is lilies I want us if you are ever in Malibu Malibu when the
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quarantines over yeah the mechs best skin food restaurant of all times in the
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Malibu is in Malibu no no in the strip mall there but yes I know what it is I know yes I know exactly what is it so
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[ __ ] good not you didn't tell me about it did you tell me about it I don't know it's in that strip mall I know exactly why you're talking about it
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she goes you want to get lilies and I literally right remember what I my tears
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you started crying oh my god Bob you
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don't don't tease me I know she wanted to get it no she this is she I told you before
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right she is though she is in quarantine Queen yeah you don't leave the house for
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no reason you don't have to nobody but you can order food from no we don't we've never even done that Wow right so
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she goes let's see if they're open they were open and [ __ ] Rudy ran into the
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restaurant you resented me still we can send in a slave we called it yeah we brought in the [ __ ] guinea pig I got
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it go go go and I kicked her out of the [ __ ] did you see what I'm asking no yes yeah she runs and she was beautiful
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yeah and they're like she's got the night yeah so we took the food and we
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went by kind of like the street on this hill and we ate just golfed it down yeah and
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it was literally you know kalila said this is the way we should always eat
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food you know because it's like we you know I I had lilies before once a month
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I would just ride up Malibu not that big of a deal but when it's special like that yeah you know they say I don't know
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if you know the statistic but they say that somebody that was in a horrific car
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accident right who's paralyzed from the neck down is happier than somebody who
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wins the lottery well that seems subjective it's not I'll tell you why
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okay why pick me finish my point okay
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because the person that like you know imagine somebody has no money he was lottery right
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the friends begin begin to use them yeah right family members start asking
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for money right you you spend it you don't know how to use it you know I bet you've never had money before and you
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start getting paranoid about people and whatnot it generally makes you a very unhappy yeah that's true statistically
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most people to win the lottery and when somebody is in a car accident paralyzed from neck down little things like tasting orange juice
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is the happiest moment in your life when you're able to do this with your finger
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I move my finger that's a huge thing and also you realize who really loves you
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good the people that are by your side helping you through the you know I mean dancing no dancing but helping you
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through the physical therapy right right and then you know me and there's always someone you can do it Bobby
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like kalila would be there put your left foot shaky right you wouldn't do it yes
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a woman you wouldn't read all I would read the bars right now it's shaky is it
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you could do it right you would never feel happy and give me origin oh my god
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that the flavors you know I mean you wouldn't you would never rehab that's [ __ ] so rude it would be your dream if
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you got paralyzed in a car accident pop yeah they're like well it's gonna be
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hard to get you back on your feet or you could stay in a wheelchair in a bed in the couch and play video games and just [ __ ] hang out on your fat ass all day
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and you're gonna be like that's true yeah in that way it's true mm-hmm but I know this about myself I know that two
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years in you can walk and it's hard to get you to walk it's hard to get you off and I've done it before I can do it
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again I know but like I know that yeah I'd be paralyzed right why do you keep doing this are you a skeleton what are
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you like a ghost what is this so I'm sitting there right
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and I'm playing video games and I can't walk mm-hmm and I'd be like this is cool and people are just feeding me hot
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pockets or whatever your dream you're right and it's like but then I know that
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let me just see what's on TV and once I clicked over to television
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and I saw you Yeah right on a TV show it would immediately go oh [ __ ] I gotta get
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back out there and so that I know the cut to the montage scene of you you're in the water you're swimming and then
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the instructor is like Bobby you're doing good and then you turn you're like [ __ ] in the pool I never wasn't get out
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you get out of the pool yeah I could see it know you could you'd you and I know
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what you're saying but between the lottery winner and the I understand what you're saying because you learn to
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appreciate things look I said this on this I said this on this thing that I did want this whole thing I did and I
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mean this this is very sentimental what is it one of my favorite I didn't start with the because I was like no no I know
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I said this on this other podcast I don't know whose I did it on okay but
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anyway one of my favorite music artists again him Warren Zevon you know his music you don't know it but he wrote the
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song werewolf's in London you know that done right so Warren Zevon his last appearance when he had cancer on
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Letterman by the way if you have on YouTube please watch it it's [ __ ] incredible him and Letterman became very
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close and he decided to his last TV appearance playing music on Letterman because he loved him so much
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and Letterman goes is there anything that you know now being in the stage
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four of cancer that you are like this late in your life that you can like impose wisdom upon us something that we
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like need to know and it was like he asked it so profoundly and he didn't it it could be taken in a way that's like
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oh you're dying so tell us what you know but he did it so nice and Warren said you know I think I've just learned to
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enjoy every sandwich and that's what you're saying that's exactly what you were saying he was just saying you just
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have to enjoy every sandwich so the Lilly's story I'm saying the
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parallel it's real now you just bring up another question what about death what
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what is it gonna be like do they have sandwiches no I mean it's like you know I do sometimes think that especially in
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quarantine what's death gonna be like yeah I just I don't want to die you're not gonna don't think about it well I mean you're gonna yeah but I
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don't win no time soon yeah I can see when people are gonna die can you really
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I got that gift I've had that before and guess who's gonna die pretty early [Laughter] actually Rudy's gonna live so long oh my
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gosh she's gonna marry some [ __ ] old listen she's gonna meet some old billionaire yeah some you know when these guys it pulls up in a Bentley and
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he's like a Filipino girl dad she's like cookie yeah and she hops in and he and
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he's like I want you to be my girlfriend and not a ton she's like okay but no touch and he's like oh whatever and he
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thinks he's got the best of her well she's been she starts poisoning him right right right slowly poisons him he never gets to even
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touch her she stays pure pure yeah no gross Pig man touch her yeah he dies she
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gets all of his money she goes back to the Philippines she takes care of all of her family she comes back here yeah
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right and she opens up a very successful knife shop in Beverly Hills yeah Rudy's
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knives oh so just FYI yeah her dad's a lawyer her stepdads a lawyer she comes
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from good stock of why are we paying you I'm not gonna pay her any I know she
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used to live like rose from from 90 day fiancé yeah with the pigs and stuff yes she remembers it when her dad was going
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through law school and all that stuff she was pretty had no right they'd [ __ ] in a bucket used to poop in a bucket no well it close to the mic did
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you oh so in that old house you were living it did you have a toilet that flushed no see that's what I'm saying
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the word is it we don't where do you pull then in the ground and a hole in
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the ground it's a bro it's a broken toilet so does
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that he'll just let it build up in the [ __ ] toilet it doesn't [ __ ] flush what are you talking about yeah push it
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down in the gravity takes yeah yeah it is civilized well okay
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speaking of international isms yeah we have fans from all over the world over
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there no but check this out this is crazy we aligned there's like six or seven people in a waiting room from all
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over the world we don't know where they're from Jorge and Andres did it for us do you want to talk to people or no I
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love to either what I want to connect with people from all over them you sure you wanna I have no choice so let's do it all right George
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do it line it up let's go who's the first human being bad friends around the
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world Patrick Laird lei lard Leyland Leyland
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where why can't we can't see your video Pat but right now where are you do it
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man what world y'all planet earth are you on earth yeah what do you mean
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that's what we mean where on earth are you on the planet I mean Cole more what's call more como
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Oh what is it where's that at it's like
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in the bottom of England no more no more the bottom of England what football what
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football club do you support man 13 oh man you that's Bobby's gonna be pissed
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off about that you know I'm an Arsenal fan huge fan yeah yeah okay
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I'm a security guard what are you securing universally dangerous dangerous
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need you what does it say behind you on the wall does it say a cuss word pal
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you know what young man I've said twice to you to take that down your father's
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gonna be ticked off when he gets home what time is it there what time is it
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yeah [Music] huh 11:00 at night yeah they do that
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thing off 11:00 does that mean that's 10:30 or is at 11:30 11:00 play yeah so
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just say 11:30 a [ __ ] British these guys you limey hooligan you by the way
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half a lemon and half 11 would be [ __ ] at five point five so it's not is it 5:30
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that would be half 11:00 are you a bad friends fan Patrick so people in England
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listen to some of them some of them listen to us he does for sure how many people how many people in the town where you live no no about the show probably
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just me okay what do you like about it I've made a funny
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British do this great thing where they say something with such with a lack of confidence yeah that they ask a question
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over so if you're like you like it and they go yeah I mean don't ya I'm right you know yeah he wants to make sure he
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goes he pretty funny huh yeah like he's asking us if yeah they're asking us and then we're supposed to go yeah we are
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funny and he goes yeah you are yeah and he goes make sure you are you all right don't you think yeah yeah no yeah yeah
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yeah it's a Mont yeah yeah so I can but just just just a guest a wild wild
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insane uneducated guess you smoke pot yeah you smoke a lot yeah missile use
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there in England I don't know do you guys know what is it there is it's is it oh but what are they gonna do they're
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not gonna the cops don't even have guns what can they do they're like come on stop smoking please put it down will ya and you're like [ __ ] you let me ask you
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how do you get it I had elite illegally me friend Nigel
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yeah no seriously it's a buddy that does it right there is no stores there's not even medicinal stores correct yeah old
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man just an old man you know that grow that's awesome so I have you have you been O'Kane it's gotta be Michael Caine
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is it Brian Bryden know when you having sex with your girlfriend is that banner
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above you just give you instruction on how to do it [ __ ] okay yeah he's cute
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when he's too high and he's on top of his leg right [ __ ] it oh my don't what to do [ __ ] it [ __ ] it
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yeah Patrick you're the best dude thank you for being a bad friend we love you very much all right we're gonna answer some
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another international call you're the best dude keep spreading that word keep that university safe love you dude
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brother hell yeah they got stoners over no idea that pot heads are everywhere oh
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my god they're all over this great beautiful world yeah alright let's see who's next on the International docket
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you know how we happy from all over the world is this well we have ladies and and boys boys and girls
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that are both on this on this feed with us right now in the waiting room was a bunch of people Bobo who wanted to get
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on the international show we had people as far as [ __ ] like West Russia like
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the middle of nowhere though yeah yeah the middle of nowhere Russia Wow
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going to anyone's feelings I'm fine we're totally fine never hurt mine it'll hurt Mike it'll hurt my feelings if you
00:28:05
say Bob sorry okay okay thanks dream
00:28:16
with Andrew I know came from no wait
00:28:27
what's the secretary can you tell us what it is wait a minute I have a glass of wine oh my god used to be blackout more she
00:28:33
thinks about [ __ ] me okay so let's do the sex train so I came from I just had
00:28:39
a dream one night yeah okay you're very
00:28:47
kind of romantic kind of like a long long-term boyfriend kind of thing yeah
00:28:52
where were we where were we in the dream did we were out on a hill somewhere and I got a moat when I get the dream at all
00:28:59
with a valet it wasn't a sexy beam but I had a dream
00:29:07
with Bobby me Bobby and Kanye West were driving in a car and the car crashed
00:29:13
that was my drink that's my dream wait did you guys die did anybody die
00:29:19
from drugs I just have like many crazy genes that is wild yeah so you had a sex
00:29:26
dream with a romantic sex dream with Andrew and I firey how do you say your
00:29:45
names cuz I can't see it it says Alice Connelly son Alexandra what do you do what do you do during the day hours when
00:29:51
you're not having sex dreams about me and mom's dying in a fire a very young
00:30:00
one but I am a psychotherapist oh nice okay you're helping people how's that
00:30:06
been going well difficult situation in
00:30:12
Serbian when it comes to jobs so it's kind of I'm volunteering at the moment I work in customer service that is well
00:30:18
where I get my money from but I do I do therapy can I ask you a question about
00:30:26
we don't hear a lot of a lot about Russia and kovat is it are you guys fine
00:30:32
out there or yeah is it out there yeah well where I live people have been
00:30:41
through some [ __ ] so they're kind of used to it they just like bought all of the things that they could buy and the beginning of
00:30:48
this in March and they're just just like chilling at home basically people in Russia don't give what do they've
00:30:54
they're [ __ ] they live through such tough [ __ ] from Serbia but sure man
00:31:01
that's right he said Russia and I copied it was my fault yeah I apologize
00:31:08
my job right so they're tough yeah they're tough people other things going on there's tanks their lives are tougher
00:31:15
than our yeah there yeah there's always a guy with an on nearby snow it's James
00:31:21
Bond is always ruining their country for some reason the night Kings probably from there well we love you very much
00:31:29
thank you for me or bad friend we three minutes I'm keeping my cool thank you
00:31:42
read the love around Serbia let him know about us improve your dreams okay yeah yeah I have a dream what Bobby next time
00:31:48
and I'll watch why to hurt your feelings
00:31:56
that she had a section without me because it's like she could've lied no no she couldn't have lied because I feel
00:32:05
I feel like every girl is gonna say they had a sex dream about you that's not true why and why cause I'll tell you why
00:32:11
because when I told you the other day on the phone that Edie big Edie yeah big Hadad who's never a smiler was too hot
00:32:17
for me yeah this is what he did say on Instagram live yeah you started laughing
00:32:22
because that's funny no it's because you think it's true no I don't I think it's
00:32:28
funny that it got that a guy that looks like [ __ ] Mayo head Edie said to you
00:32:33
that another girl was too hot for you when [ __ ] everything is too hot for him in my opinion but that's my point is
00:32:40
is that if Rose that girl that's on the 90-day fiance is not too hot for him they he thinks I'm below him well then
00:32:46
[ __ ] on him when he gets on Tiger belly but don't laugh at it you're supposed to be my it's funny it's funny that this
00:32:54
guy was like yeah let's do that for babby hilarious that's hilarious that's
00:33:00
like you know what that sounds like a guy in a wheelchair watching [ __ ] LeBron James Duncan is like not that good it's like what do you [ __ ] talk
00:33:07
about it was so funny to me yeah of course you're of course you're of course
00:33:13
you're hot it you and kalila you it's it's compatible what is it called I
00:33:18
don't [ __ ] know yeah you it's called on your the steer you deserve each other you love him but
00:33:27
all my life okay people have said like you know he's cute or he's like you know he's my best friend or like I'm always
00:33:34
in that category and I feel like you know I've changed my vibe Bob you have
00:33:41
also like as I got all like girlfriend ruff ruff Fox you have a hot live-in girlfriend yeah I could do it you have a
00:33:48
Filipino slave what more do you want you have a harem of animals who follow your
00:33:53
every command what else do you need you're a sex machine I know give me somebody else international Jorge I want
00:34:01
to see who else is on there Serbia's [ __ ] incredible look at I said Europe and I said Western Europe and Eastern Europe they gave it
00:34:06
we has London Eastern Europe not London South England ever whatever no it's all
00:34:13
the same to you who's this no this is gonna be this is gonna be John Webber his name is John
00:34:19
Webber let's guess what worries from Joan Boyce oh no he's from he's from Brazil John
00:34:28
Webber where are you from put on your video John is a boy bands John and
00:34:36
Webber's yard and Webber Noah from from
00:34:42
the Netherlands man oh you guys know who
00:34:49
Val missile Roy is really no no soccer player for Manchester isn't it Val mr.
00:34:56
Roy doing man good good I like your hair yeah who's John Weber which ones which
00:35:02
me I'm John I'm John Webber who's that guy who's the other guy yeah I'm Yoel
00:35:08
Barton Yoel Barton we say it Joelle here or Joel how do you spell how do you
00:35:15
spell your name Yoel it's like the I I'm the YY o e L
00:35:23
yeah Noel is correct yeah that is right very good what do you got what are you guys doing we're just gaming and a call what are
00:35:33
you pokey so let listen I I just finished with three what are you guys playing oh I'm
00:35:38
playing right now I'm playing like this quarantine I'm playing fallout 4 for my
00:35:46
favorite one of my favorite games of all time it's my favorite and I want to play The Witcher because of you because I
00:35:52
have it but I never really played it so I really want to play it because I heard you talking about it let me tell you
00:35:58
something about the which are okay because I played Skyrim and I like fallout when I when you first play The
00:36:03
Witcher you're like it's not the same but you know what it has elements of those games in it and I think the story
00:36:10
is so strong I think you'd really like it my friend okay I'll try it
00:36:15
yeah lips by the way could I say that's super nice lip oh [ __ ] my spine dick is
00:36:22
hard too but yeah yeah okay if I could
00:36:29
John just goes yeah yeah yeah so in Fallout are you like are you building your own like yeah I remember when you
00:36:35
played fallout you could build your own like house and stuff yeah like that's my favorite like the first time I played it I made like the biggest settlement ever
00:36:42
oh yeah yeah hey Yoel how old are you guys how was your dinner on how old are
00:36:48
you guys I'm 17 I'm 18 it's good to see you young guys connecting about video games it's cute I like that yeah is it
00:36:57
weird that I'm 48 years old and I know exactly what you're talking about when it comes to video games yes I wish I
00:37:07
would game like when I'm 40 you will you will trust me yeah I can see you right
00:37:13
now I can see into your future you will you'll be gaming a lot is the same question I asked before if that if you don't mind yeah please all right so you
00:37:19
guys are gay right straight guys no game but let's say you were gay right yeah so
00:37:25
pretend that you're gay yeah I pretend that you're gay right which all right which one of us would
00:37:32
you date okay it's like the situation I guess like dating I think Andrew I would
00:37:42
choose Andrew because yeah I know you're
00:37:47
much Mason oh yeah yeah yeah you're a lot of your high maintenance you say yeah and I
00:37:54
would like get a beating once or twice but from Andrew you got that right you
00:38:05
would get a couple of beat it yeah you would yeah you little [ __ ] you little smooth my face [ __ ] what about what
00:38:10
about you I would choose choose you Bobby like I don't know get a little Korean barbecue yeah yes you and I were
00:38:22
together at you you would definitely go both of you guys went end up in the spa yeah yeah yeah of course when I would
00:38:28
have like double date or something yes we could yeah but I got to tell you you well you better stay in line when we go
00:38:34
out all right Bobby you're with me okay
00:38:49
yeah all right all right she can't she
00:39:18
can't hear cuz the headphones are uh not on her but yeah yeah but there she is and Joel Jules Jules so he's 17 and 18 right now 17 and 18 so
00:39:26
so which one of these two guys would you get caught Jules Jules which one of the
00:39:32
guys would you go on a date with we're not being gross nothing gross who would you let take you out on a date Yoel is on the left and John is on the
00:39:39
right the eyeglasses guy glasses who's that would you that's John oh don't feel
00:39:45
bad buddy get the [ __ ] out of you pick the wrong guy wait a minute no you L
00:39:51
just know this yeah I'm gonna take you out to an amazing little dinner let me try something she doesn't have any money
00:39:57
I got money I'll take you out to a nice place I've aller the car I throw the keys out um I go keep it running babe
00:40:02
right right out front you and me sitting down whatever you want appetizers salads soups drinks whatever you need a big
00:40:09
main course then I make you get under the table and start rubbing my feet while I finish my meal right yeah the
00:40:15
nights just beginning and get you back out in the car whoo we take off we go to my palace in Malibu overlooking the
00:40:21
ocean next morning you're gonna look like a [ __ ] Panda because he's got a punch both your eyes I'm gonna knock you out but I'm gonna love you in the
00:40:26
meantime you guys you're the best we love you thank you so much you guys honestly we'll talk to you soon bye guys
00:40:32
love you guys dude the Netherlands are awesome and Liz look it look at the
00:40:38
young boys love Juliana yeah and you know it's so funny you broke that guy's heart so much the guy
00:40:43
who liked you was that you picked the other one yeah you broke his [ __ ] heart Julia shattered like she might
00:40:50
kill himself tonight talking to the mic how do you fit you you don't care you just close to the mic Juliana why did
00:40:55
you like the the glasses boy better what about him was more appealing he's cute he's cuter get closer to the mic Jules I
00:41:02
am alright get your mouth closer to the mic I turned up her level so loud for I knew she be fifty feet away yeah he kind
00:41:08
of looked like his bands joy cut yeah it was cute yeah he was cute he was cute shayana guys do you like Jules right now
00:41:15
you like none of them you're not dating anybody will break their [ __ ] legs you know what you said on though in the
00:41:20
car right over yeah did you did you not say this did we not talk about it what she likes um
00:41:27
good-looking guys she don't care what race that's nice but they also have to be very funny right bullet she lives in
00:41:34
a world of humor so obviously yeah but here's the thing she then said they don't even have to be that good-looking but funny is important but you let me
00:41:42
say so takes after her auntie no growing up right I would see chicks that would
00:41:49
say yeah I just want a funny guy and then you would meet their boyfriends and they're the most unfunniest dudes you of course yeah that's yeah that's typical
00:41:55
yeah but she knows funny I think she does yeah she gets funny you're around she's around you all the time she gets
00:42:01
funny yeah I think I know her I know you the [ __ ] out of her love does Bobby you know you know yeah I do I'll tell you
00:42:07
what I know it does does does kalila or Bobby annoy you more who gets under your skin
00:42:12
more Bobby does yeah why I don't know he's just he doesn't
00:42:20
know how to clean after everything yes yes correct and he leaves like their new
00:42:25
plates dirty plates yeah but besides that stuff no yeah it's fine it's fine would I do at nights it's great like
00:42:32
5:00 in the morning I'm good I'm gonna take a bagel an onion bagel right I'm just gonna you know the onion part yeah
00:42:39
that's gonna you know I mean what a [ __ ] mess all over counter so that she can pick it up you know you do that
00:42:45
oh yeah but why and then I out the cream cheese I'll just put a little bit on the thing on the table cuz she has to clean
00:42:50
it yeah and then I it looks like [ __ ] an AED went off right and she wakes up
00:42:57
in the morning and she looks at the kitchen there's like a pepperoni in the ceiling you know I mean it's a [ __ ]
00:43:02
mess and I know when I'm laying in bed sleeping that she has to [ __ ] clean it that's nice do you know why why cuz
00:43:10
she doesn't I don't charge you rent in the house do I charge you rent in the house we're paying her now yeah we're
00:43:17
paying you for this salad baby big big boy he's a [ __ ] pepperoni or two okay yeah
00:43:23
don't get angry she's not she in fact she's got a boyfriend if she ever goes to the Nederlands yeah shipstation as
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00:44:56
see who else might be up on this international list we got a few other people that are from around the globe egde let me tell you something by the
00:45:02
way what the everytime I've met someone from the Netherlands yeah they always have an extremely keen sense of humor
00:45:09
it's a part of their culture there's something about it that they get they get it and not only that that they're
00:45:14
also armed generally there's English is they think they're better than ours
00:45:20
better not better but it's very well I mean I'm sorry they speak eloquently and
00:45:27
but they also get the humor yeah they do yeah oh look at this guy who is this now awesome Mexican this is this is he's in
00:45:34
Turkey this is Kozma hey Khan hey your perfect pronunciation what's up red
00:45:39
rocket flip King what's up buddy yeah my name he's just said he just said slept
00:45:44
King stop kidding thank you oh I thought that just said red rocket huh what are you doing in Turkey what's going on well
00:45:52
it's 2 am I got here a few months ago and I came to visit my grandparents I
00:45:59
flew from LA and I guess I got stuck here whoa
00:46:05
you flew so you're you're are you Hispanic con no I'm actually I'm a
00:46:11
Turkish American of born in America oh so you're a Turkish American you go I'm
00:46:16
gonna go see my MA grandma Wow and now you're stuck out there yep and when I came back let me tell you for about
00:46:22
three weeks I had the worst cough I could not move I had a fever so I think
00:46:28
who knows what happened but when I got here eight days I didn't get out of this
00:46:33
bed that I'm in now so wow that's like the melia Heat dude eight days you were sick eight days
00:46:41
what it yeah yeah he had a person how are you guys holding Mountain I mean we're fine we're [ __ ] work no
00:46:49
we're fine we're doing this still we're having fun doing this but we uh I mean I don't spend enough for the howard's of
00:46:55
literally free content that you put out to people thank you thank you dude you
00:47:04
understand us better than anybody else and we love you for that Thank You Man thank you I've been asking
00:47:11
everyone that we've had on that yeah yeah Khan are you a homosexuality no I see you were let's see we were
00:47:21
hetero heteros but you know if you were too chewy if you had to choose one of us to [ __ ]
00:47:26
which one would it be um I'll be honest probably I think you'd be more fun but
00:47:33
Andrew in the looks department what are we gonna do are we gonna lie here con
00:47:40
con con okay all right con we're gonna go we love you buddy thank you so much be safe
00:47:46
get home safe all right Khan you're the best Khan um okay you know it's just like you know
00:47:53
what's wrong because I think that you know they see the shell of you yeah and I guess you know from afar there is a
00:48:00
you're pretty good-looking guy I guess I'm okay um well you at well so far you've asked two or three guys so and
00:48:08
one girl so that's not a good gauge you do ever need other women let's get another women
00:48:15
on the line do we have any other women and you love it uh you're like an old crazy Korean dictator mall women yeah
00:48:24
we'll probably get another woman there look they'll get somebody for you here we go Amy but that can't be the root of
00:48:29
the conversation don't ask her about that just just because no I'm gonna do it at the end yeah at the very end to be doing at the end cuz this is Amy jackin
00:48:36
acally oh my Amy Janna lake a lake Amy Jack Amy Jane
00:48:43
Amy Jane like Amy J leg right Amy put on your video so we can dare she
00:48:49
she is that's Amy Jane like fully stop
00:48:54
crying right now so Amy Jane Lake that's
00:49:04
your full name do you go by Amy Amy Jane Lake we like Amy I was gonna be cold Amy
00:49:09
Jane but so I know I know how bad Bob is at accents and guessing where you're
00:49:16
from don't say anything don't say anything where are you from Bob I want
00:49:21
you to repeat a sentence and then I'll be he doesn't even know it yeah no no no
00:49:26
I don't know yes it's really bad oh don't say this the boat is around the
00:49:32
bend within itself there it is okay the
00:49:39
boat the boat is around the bend within it so yeah we're from Australia
00:49:46
no come on Bob guess again you can't
00:49:52
can't be that far off if boat gauntlet Bend you're Scottish
00:50:02
guess what Zealand you gotta give me
00:50:12
that I did legally you were there but you would be different country it's like
00:50:18
if you were gonna play this game with like North America and I said you're Canadian and somebody said not from Chicago you
00:50:25
would have to maybe give him that no cuz that's a totally different country I'd go that's Canada this United States if
00:50:31
somebody said if somebody insulted that happens all the time she happens all the time see she's fine she loves it all
00:50:37
right I Love New Zealand my god what a beautiful country the hills the green
00:50:44
hills Amy Jaime's accent what what time is it what time of the day is it there is a
00:50:50
living in the morning 11:00 I love that I love I said a living in the morning a living we got voted sexiest accent in
00:50:57
the whole world six years accent really sexiest in the world it's horrendous No it's not her read all of your app it's
00:51:04
no it's an awesome no we [ __ ] love it it's a great accent so how to tell me this is this the end this never-ending
00:51:10
debate do you do you hey are you born and raised in New Zealand yeah so do you
00:51:15
hate Aziz or you don't really care it's sports-wise yes yeah yeah it comes
00:51:23
to rugby that's like of course you know I love Australians do you though now see
00:51:33
look at that you can feel it they don't like each other he's a little bit it's like awesome Mexicans yes it's more
00:51:42
something though cuz they're the sort of bigger meanings what do you make with Canada - you're
00:51:48
right right they're bullies a little they're bullies we're kind of nicer no offense
00:51:54
yeah no no I get that are you guys as New Zealand the All Blacks is that your is it the All Blacks right and are they
00:51:59
much better they're the best right they're one of the best in the world yeah and we can say that because it's like a fad yeah it's a fan who oughta
00:52:06
Sanya is he's a UFC fighter he's a champion Israel Israel other Sania Sania
00:52:12
oh he's he's a UFC I think middleweight
00:52:18
champ he's a very talented yeah is he from New Zealand well yeah he's he
00:52:23
happens to be um I think was born in Nigeria but he grew up in you know um Sonny Bill Williams
00:52:30
I love Sonny Bill Williams he's a boxer
00:52:43
he's a boxer but he's also an all-black oh is he really he's what he's what he's
00:52:49
what he's an all-black so he's a rugby player he's an all-around sports could I would ask you this this is a very I'm
00:52:55
very curious about this are there is there like a Koreatown or you know are there aged other Asians in New Zealand
00:53:00
yes it's a lot of Asians in Auckland right what kind other elections are the
00:53:06
Chinese how far are you from Auckland
00:53:12
where are you location wise I'm I mean I'm in knife here right now but I'm from Wellington which is the capital I know Welling - Island
00:53:18
yeah yeah yeah it's the smaller North Island and the bigger South Island but you can just sort of the South Island
00:53:25
doesn't really have much there um but Wellington is the bottom of the North
00:53:30
Island and Auckland's right at the top so Acklin used to be the capital but now as well so if I was in Wellington let's
00:53:36
say Bobby Lee was in Wellington would I feel so hot what would I be so for that what I feel loved you they would we
00:53:51
would love okay I've been we've been asking this question - um Bobby's been asking this question I haven't been
00:53:57
asking and he has go ahead I haven't asked once you've asked every time yeah but can I ask sure I'm really talking to
00:54:03
you I know you are so uh do you have a boyfriend no okay so are you straight
00:54:11
are you straight you're in the middle yeah okay I don't really care they don't
00:54:18
really care okay so um if Andrew and I were both single which one would you prefer to go out with Bob he's done this
00:54:28
to everybody we've asked every national call I have an answer I have an answer I
00:54:34
started watching all you guys via Tiger belly yeah and so from the get-go
00:54:41
I've seen Bobby and kalila and they are just the most beautiful loved him and so
00:54:48
it's not even in my head it's another nur her I think you're both attractive
00:54:57
because she went around it in a way that was not hurtful she said we caught you
00:55:03
up what am i Rihanna's my relationship isn't on camera she sees your wife she
00:55:10
sees your wife this time he's married judo but she doesn't see her every day angry my bad she's angry and I smell I'm
00:55:19
so sorry that's why she sees your wife every day it's not my [ __ ] wife tell
00:55:24
Amy Jane Lake she's my she's my I know I never said she was your wife I know you did it but okay all right so
00:55:30
I'm kidding I'm kidding you guys against each other that's fine you know what that was a very nice way a gentle ways
00:55:36
where are my life understand what you're doing what it is and I appreciate it
00:55:42
question you want me to be honest so I'm gonna be honest look at that there you go okay that was very nice don't lie so
00:55:48
what you're saying is because that you started watching our podcast via Tiger
00:55:55
belly and you know and kalila really stood in your relationship yeah it's a
00:56:01
big deal so the thought of you two not bein tea that is very sad to me okay no that's fine and thank you so much for
00:56:07
being honest that's all that's all Amy what do you do what do you do during the
00:56:12
day for work are you working right now or what are you doing I'm not right now I work in a cafe but obviously what it
00:56:18
would just as like a server or what are you like uh yeah just working on the toe
00:56:23
[ __ ] hearing food yeah I love the word tilt you let me see if Bob knows what illness you know to tell us yeah I know
00:56:29
when atilla's what is it it's the you know when you're serving right mm-hmm there's that countertop where the food
00:56:35
goes on right in the tail is the heating obstruction on the keys all the food no
00:56:40
well let me give you a shot give me another shot in a coffee shop in an
00:56:48
expresso machine yes there is that list module espresso espresso no eggs right
00:56:53
and then the tail yeah is the is the little contraption with the little holes are so that the coffee coffee seeps
00:57:00
through but it leaves the what do you know Amy yes cool a Toby no it's a cash register it's a register at the register
00:57:06
Oh till is a register you're working the
00:57:20
till at the cafe are you onto it when you say the counter no I do know I know I'm sweating
00:57:26
I knew he was off Amy thank you so much for watching the show and for showing us love you're the [ __ ] best thank you
00:57:31
so much I love you you're the best Amy we'll hope to see you when we come down to New Zealand next year so
00:57:41
hopefully we'll be there Wellington okay all right all right bye Amy Amy I love
00:57:46
you bye she is how awesome is awesome she she had the best accent like of all
00:57:56
the New Zealand ones I don't you know there's different ones but I like that one the most because it's like when she
00:58:01
said when you made her say that phrase that made no sense what was it I don't know go to the boat around the beand the
00:58:06
way she said bend it so we can go in itself but it can go around the bend I
00:58:12
love the word be mean I shouldn't ask you know what I'm not gonna ask that question again yeah why even why do it
00:58:17
because I just want to be able to find somebody that's gonna truly think that I'm better-looking and more sexy your
00:58:24
sexiness is a different thing than then first of all looks are subjective everyone has everyone so self-conscious
00:58:29
- then why are you did something happened this morning what time did you
00:58:35
go to bed last night I went to bed really late and I woke up really early I don't know why I just I've had slept
00:58:40
I didn't sleep good and I just you know I big and I have nothing to do right now I know I was obsessed with this game and
00:58:46
it was I finished it and now I don't know what else to play I don't know what else to do Oh Bob yeah
00:58:52
anyway that's get another call this is uh Walter core see if we if he ever
00:59:00
connects Walter Corsi is gonna be the guy that they bring out there oh yeah start your video Walter so we can see
00:59:07
what you look like we want to see your beautiful face yeah so I ask if you'll
00:59:13
rather have a good audio or my face but I didn't have to return so I choose all
00:59:18
you let me tell you something right we're gonna just have our animators make a face for you so that's fine Walter where where are you in the world
00:59:25
I'm grazioso Paulo tomorrow yeah I literally thought he was a vampire
00:59:31
I literally thought he was from Transylvania like I was like scared he's like I just got out of my casket five
00:59:37
minutes ago wait a minute you don't sound you don't are you born and raised in Sao Paulo yeah yeah Wow well you said you how tall
00:59:44
are you um let me guess let me guess hold on let me guess based on your voice
00:59:49
yeah his voice sounds like sing or your Pat your past expediency six feet yeah
00:59:57
we're okay we're right he's like I'm around any word from 185
01:00:04
to 700 pounds based on your voice as well I feel like you have really strong
01:00:10
legs yet you have thick legs Walter yeah thick legs okay so how much do you weigh
01:00:18
we're trying to get a mental image of what you look like can I talking kilos yeah yeah we don't
01:00:25
really know how to do that hundred twenty kilos plpl lb lbs so how many how much do you
01:00:33
think that is he said how would it say the number again I'm doing it Walter you also seem like what you think that is in
01:00:39
pounds I'm just so you can guess what if he's five [ __ ] that teddy is a big belly then I'm gonna say he's 185 pound
01:00:48
it's 120 kilos he's won a 185 pounds 264 pounds oh [ __ ] yeah he's a big strong
01:00:56
guy you all big strong boy Walter Corsi I feel like you have a chip to do you can tell by your abs in the front it's
01:01:03
at the front left front left you have a chip tooth no not cheap it but slightly
01:01:09
crooked so Walter um look can I ask you
01:01:17
some questions about soccer I'm not very fan of soccer but okay let me ask you
01:01:23
about okay mixed martial arts you know about that a bit yeah I used to practice
01:01:30
I used to practice okay so um who do you think's more 10 talented
01:01:37
Wanderlei Silva or Jose a Aldo
01:01:44
different weights right but I like to say all the more yeah I think the his
01:01:51
fight is more his fight is better you know Josie although let me say about
01:01:56
Josie although he was a champion for over a decade right he never lost his
01:02:02
fight with Conor McGregor was [ __ ] they should've gave him a rematch do you think Walter yeah yeah totally but were
01:02:08
you devastated when I'm Conor beat'em heck I wasn't but devastated earth is a
01:02:16
strong word life still carries yeah
01:02:22
Walter what do you do during the day what is your do you have a job yeah kind
01:02:27
of my my company is closed right now because of the coffee right and but I'm
01:02:33
a designer a product designer and I studied do store design digital design
01:02:39
did you what would you design can you tell me what you would design
01:02:45
I designed all my job I designed like versus a bag bag do you just have your
01:02:53
design for anybody that we know like anybody famous or something that we've seen do you know
01:03:07
[Laughter] Brazilian stuff give us a Brazilian
01:03:13
stuff maybe we've heard of it I like Brahma you know this deBeer yeah yeah
01:03:18
yeah I did some cases for them no back I like it well are you single yeah yeah
01:03:28
are you are you straight or are you gay three okay if you were gay would you
01:03:37
rather hook up with Bobby or with me you know us you've seen us you're fans of the show
01:03:42
would you rather hook up with Bobby or me if you were if you were if you were gay we know you're not gay but if you were yeah like both of the same time you
01:03:51
know oh great answer both at the same time so all right answer
01:03:57
Walter we thank you for being a bad friend and honestly dude take care and be safe in Brazil and maybe when me and
01:04:04
Bobby do an international tour will come to Sao Paulo and you can show us around yeah please please come all right Walter
01:04:10
mati bye bud thank you doing cute all right honestly I love around the world
01:04:17
doesn't that [ __ ] doesn't it feel good honestly during a shitty time and knowing that I know you're bummed lately
01:04:23
cuz you're kind of bored and sad and [ __ ] and it's a bummer doesn't that feel [ __ ] nice to know people around the world are still having fun with us
01:04:29
people around the [ __ ] world here's what I it's it's confusing because I
01:04:35
don't know why they like it what do you mean they're having fun it's like I
01:04:41
can't you know look at my own [ __ ] and go oh that's the [ __ ] I just do it I
01:04:47
know we're having a good time I know and I have a good time with this so it's you know with a somewhat of a friend
01:04:53
together in a room like this and we're talking you're talking about Tiger belly you I am somewhat of a friend you're a
01:05:01
friend Wow your friend a man you're not
01:05:06
we're not you're not my friend yeah we are we're best of friends that's fine I was weak a joke no yeah yeah ha ha I
01:05:12
get it but I just hurt my feelings ok oh you don't think that [ __ ] listening into [ __ ] 6 the people from
01:05:17
all around the world yeah saying that they'd rather [ __ ] you than me doesn't that using that that
01:05:22
that feels good is it too hot it's hot in the room right now but my point is is that I'm saying is it too hot for I don't find you hot
01:05:30
then get out of the kitchen because daddy's on fire that's true you are on fire ok no it's not it's not a
01:05:38
competition you feel good you made it a competition I [ __ ] up by even asking the question but I was like you know what I gotta
01:05:44
find it one I don't think I found one yeah you did yeah the two [ __ ] gay
01:05:49
Netherland boys that's fun that's fun they're fun I love those they speak good English they're cute yeah Yoel and john we know them well
01:05:57
listen oh there he is oh this is my guy right there look at that this is ellipse Oscar start your video
01:06:05
China yeah [Applause] that's know cuz his hair was pulled back
01:06:12
in the other was my bad yeah pull your hair back Oscar pull it back tight like like you do when it's in ponytail mode
01:06:17
this is my guy Oscar
01:06:25
sexy boy beauty Oh Oscar you're from Sweden yeah that's right
01:06:31
Sweden Sweden Swedish swish Sweden they're doing no quarantine no it doesn't exist they're hanging out right
01:06:38
no dude some cords him are you really I thought you guys were allowed to be out just [ __ ] looking
01:06:43
at the photos online yeah we're outside but there's something like yeah
01:06:50
everyone's agreed like we have accordions he really put his hair up oh really good for me no no we're joking
01:06:58
around with you man you look it looks great how old are you buddy with a four oh I like that Guns N'Roses shirt that's
01:07:05
[ __ ] right what do you do what do you do for a living Oskar right now I'm teaching English oh
01:07:11
oh you teach English write it what's going on with your ear piece but it's a
01:07:18
[Laughter] how many how many languages can you
01:07:24
speak just English and Swedish some japanese song japanese is hard are you pretty let
01:07:33
me ask you said cuz i know i love swedish dudes and uh well let the right
01:07:38
one in that's a is that Swedish movie yeah I'm sure yeah yeah love your
01:07:43
vampires but my point is is that since you know some Japanese are you privy to the Asian snatch you like Asian women or
01:07:51
what bro yeah for sure for sure in Asian
01:07:56
men are the best people we are we have
01:08:02
soft we're soft yeah they're easy to like manipulate physically and mentally you can kind of do what you want
01:08:08
performing right across the board like
01:08:15
human play-doh right it looks like I don't know much about him but he looks like that he has a
01:08:21
nice body like he works out he does work out a lot a builder yeah your body builder yeah you do work out right yeah
01:08:29
hey Dad no no good work out every day though will you flex for us let's see uh
01:08:35
let's see a little muscle let's see your bicep put your bicep up there just [ __ ]
01:08:42
it put your bicep up there brah alright let's see here we go bro yeah there we go oh yeah that's what I'm
01:08:47
saying look at that she's jacked jacked let me ask you this because I I love swedish
01:08:53
rock bands you know is there a band that you can suggest to me because I love music from me you guys
01:08:59
are really good you have really good bands yeah they do I'm not sure you would like the Swedish rock bounce we
01:09:05
got us why what do you know how do you know that Bobby likes foreign Jew Bobby likes warm you foreign shit's a lot yeah
01:09:12
but I think my taste okay yeah but my taste is pretty similar to your Bobby I
01:09:17
think I'm not sure I don't know it's really [ __ ] on that you might know you
01:09:23
you how do you know that you and I have the same uh we have similarities yeah
01:09:29
well because I listen to your DVD ace a few weeks later calamity K were sounds
01:09:35
like two episodes oh like two weeks after that first episode tiger belly oh
01:09:41
my god so you've been a fan since I since the DVD air safe days wow yeah how
01:09:50
much do you hate David chow there is show yeah he's so um he's a function
01:09:58
weird piece of [ __ ] gigantic piece
01:10:06
yellow piece of [ __ ] you know I mean like if you're mean like if the Sun
01:10:11
could [ __ ] it would look like David Joe just yellow pieces and you ever need
01:10:16
physical protection this guy he's down to kill would you kill somebody for Bobby if Bobby asks you to kill David
01:10:21
Cho would you kill him [ __ ] probably got
01:10:27
a Swedish are [ __ ] awesome so this is a good question to ask this guy then maybe sure so uh you got a girlfriend my
01:10:34
friend no I'm gonna try not right now though so uh if you were to choose Andrew and I
01:10:41
right if you're gay yeah who would you [ __ ] who would you prefer to [ __ ] me or Andrew let me [ __ ] or me getting
01:10:48
[ __ ] that's a very very good question very good question are you [ __ ] you [ __ ] your [ __ ]
01:10:55
mmm Andrew how much body hair do you have almost none actually I'm actually
01:11:01
I'm not I'm not hairy at all just answer the [ __ ] yeah but let me think I mean
01:11:06
I don't like hair yeah I think might have a nice ass yeah but like nice
01:11:12
[ __ ] it to us but Bobby seems more like feminine and yes Snickers and I've
01:11:18
had 11 told it breasts I think you have
01:11:32
a full more feminine you want to hold your tits I love this dude Oscar you're
01:11:44
the [ __ ] you're a funny guy we love you Oscar thank you Oscar we might even
01:11:50
have you back am I gonna we might have you back off this information we're getting this information all right Oscar
01:11:56
thank you buddy yeah love Oscar I told
01:12:04
you I said to George I go I'd like Oscar when he sent me two breakdowns of everything that guy's gonna be with like you know Durant he was incredible guy
01:12:10
yeah yeah you think I bet he's way too old for her he was cute no she no but still she's a kid in
01:12:17
my I know she is but what do you think he was cute yes would you go out with him would you go out with him yeah you
01:12:25
would there you go you know what Jules you know I know a lot of times I tell her well we're in the house I got weed
01:12:31
ethically we got to go see Andrew now and she doesn't roll her eyes she rolls her eyes she doesn't want to go why she
01:12:37
likes you I know I'm nice to you I want to tell her that this is good for you she doesn't like going she's like
01:12:43
talking you know she's a shy girl but I think that it's not because of me you like me you get along with me see you
01:12:48
like drew yeah I'm so nice to Rudy you're very be nice to Rudy I love I think she's next
01:12:54
who's next there another hot item how many [ __ ] hot guys are they gonna
01:12:59
throw us what team is that that's
01:13:06
Liverpool oh no oh you know that - oh yeah that's the Liverpool [ __ ]
01:13:12
so hey you're a Liverpool fan yeah NASA will say wow you know what you'd be
01:13:17
nothing without Jurgen Klopp though right yeah yeah cuz whatever murmur
01:13:24
Kenny Dalglish he didn't do good for you right Kenny well I signed the Suarez you
01:13:32
guys are [ __ ] I know you don't know much about soccer but let me say something right now alright yeah Liverpool is like the Chicago Bulls back
01:13:39
in the day yeah there there yeah they literally are the all-star go - it's
01:13:45
cool [ __ ] team right now right now right now they are to kill Emma you guys were gonna win the league this year I
01:13:50
mean to put coronavirus [ __ ] yeah I'm Philly yeah where are you from Roth Ross
01:13:56
where do you live Soria yes yeah I could
01:14:01
tell by his ex I need to live in [ __ ] England South Africa oh you've got dog not - yeah not say [ __ ] again say
01:14:10
[ __ ] boo [ __ ] he's trying trying very hard like yeah cuz they say bush or Cape Town
01:14:34
where euphoria what Pretoria pop-ins area you know I did I don't know you do you know that I've been to South yeah
01:14:42
you so I'm gonna be yeah you said you so Trevor Noah [ __ ] country man that's [ __ ] gorgeous you've been there no yeah yeah
01:14:49
you don't you know i don't i you know i'm never I've never been to Africa in general boy but I can't I won't go
01:14:54
racist yeah I'm racist says the guy that lives in the most [ __ ] racist part of Africa
01:15:00
or what do you mean they're not anymore we could part I'd was like eight months ago just and it for these [ __ ] guys
01:15:08
yeah no we won't tell me this so this is
01:15:18
a real question do you do you come from a significant amount of money are you a rich kid be honest and it's okay if you are
01:15:24
come on mm-hmm you got good money in South Africa yes Cygnet yeah yeah yeah
01:15:32
yeah yeah you are see down there that's that's Africa has never been on my meter to go to but I
01:15:39
will say this if I was gonna go I would go to South Africa now not I would have
01:15:45
you know you know and you know why right why no of course not you know what I
01:15:54
went to South Africa they told me that Asians are third class citizens same
01:16:00
every almost different here to [ __ ] you we run an America so yes America America
01:16:06
your third class here yeah yeah you are all the property I know but like as
01:16:12
people in public we don't like you we don't like you we don't treat you the same that's not true yeah it is I feel it no no we rainbow
01:16:29
nation rainbow nation down there what it runs what do you do for a living what do you do for money
01:16:35
I'm what it's a um studied my articles so I'm busy finishing my articles it
01:16:42
Ross let's say this we love you we appreciate you being fans Bobby has a little hatred for you because of
01:16:48
Liverpool but he still likes you he still he's a little shy what do you do I like do you know that no he knows oh
01:16:54
it's so obvious everybody [ __ ] knows you like yeah people you loser you can sit in your face massive dude oh [ __ ]
01:17:00
you know what your face like you bite yeah yeah he likes little I ever talk to
01:17:07
Andrew like that again okay like you did before look at that don't tell me pop don't make me mad he sees why that's right
01:17:13
yeah he's like yeah Ross thank you brother can you tear off we let you buy
01:17:19
dude she liked him a lot he's great he is feisty he's fight he's
01:17:24
a confident he's a feisty little racist you know I mean yeah I knew he was rich
01:17:30
they're all rich down there all the whites are drish right it is it's like a fancy rich boy country right yeah like
01:17:35
if he was like at the prison guard for Nelson Mandela he seems like the type of guy that would like what he give him
01:17:41
lunch mm-hmm you go not today we're Nelson's like little black hands are
01:17:47
going through a little opening now since I know nothing goes thank you and it just starts eating it in front of them
01:17:52
all right who else George bringing let's just keep shooting them through okay
01:17:57
okay Oh who's this Cho tree from quit whisk whisk whisk bomb hey Bobby uh-oh
01:18:04
can we see your face Joe three claim in FIFA I will play you but let me see your face first you [ __ ] oh wow Cho Cho areas
01:18:14
you play with Arsenal I'll play with the one-star team where are you from dude
01:18:22
where are you coming from I'm from Quisp emesis and Canada Chris Pam's Chris Pamela candies wait what
01:18:29
province it's in new brother what you're saying to me is that if you
01:18:36
what are you about a station or an Xbox place they have a PlayStation as well
01:18:43
that's very good okay all right so you play fifa online as well right so did
01:18:48
you befriend me on my playstation yet no are you under troll tree my real name is
01:18:57
Jordi not Josie I just okay Jordi Jordi yeah what you're telling me is that if I play with like rial or Barcelona and you
01:19:04
played with like yeah some MLS team that you would still beat me hard holy [ __ ]
01:19:11
this guy who's the worst MLS team III
01:19:18
would probably I don't know Bobby Houston I don't know okay so you you play Houston you be as Houston then
01:19:24
right and I'll play like a man sit something you know and you could be even
01:19:30
immersed Arsenal no I don't want to why not uh will you lose doing in my last
01:19:36
name I just because he if he is a bold thing he's saying you're saying if he's
01:19:41
as good as he says he is he's come in with like you know I mean yeah with all the good gear mm-hmm right like in
01:19:47
Deadwood or something you know I mean he's the guy that comes in with all the guns the straps the [ __ ] bullets be on
01:19:52
two horses yeah and everyone's stuff you know like you know how people are doing stuff in the bar yeah like the piano
01:19:58
please stop playing when he looked at the door that's that guy well he looks like a [ __ ] Arabian Prince I don't
01:20:03
he's got this very I don't know well I know almost nothing about this guy but are you Palestinian where are you bro
01:20:09
I'm from Israel yeah oh [ __ ] I just said the worst thing to him yeah you did the
01:20:17
worst thing yeah from Israel correct yeah I've been to Israel as well beautiful country all right listen you
01:20:23
guys are gonna play each other alright you seriously don't follow me we'll play maybe tonight or tomorrow but I want you to can you record it on Twitter can you
01:20:29
[ __ ] stream record it let's dream it yeah I want you to stream and record it cuz you're talking mad [ __ ] and if you get your ass whooped we're playing it on
01:20:35
the podcast next week oh well he's
01:20:41
laying so sexy with his arm up like he's doing that you want to [ __ ] vibe ask him the question go ahead go ahead
01:20:46
Bobby's been asking all they are all our international friends if they were if they were gay I don't know if you're gay
01:20:52
or not but if you were would you [ __ ] me or Bobby
01:20:58
alright there's one just cuz he'll need
01:21:04
you know some support after all right
01:21:12
thank you better we appreciate you we'll talk to you soon bye bye man love you but honestly if he beats you it's gonna
01:21:18
be [ __ ] awesome I know but honestly yeah he's a cutie patootie alright des line up the next one well
01:21:23
you um you will you record it so we can see it I'll try to figure out a way um but he's probably really good cuz he was
01:21:30
so cocky huh yeah it's a difficult game especially FIFA 20 is very typical and
01:21:35
it's not an IED it's johar it's hard I don't like it's a hard game to okay Oh who is this this is Connor
01:21:43
hello Connor your name Connor yeah where are you from Connor oh man just ask you
01:21:53
are you a city feller United non Joseph I'm Chelsea that's why how did that work
01:22:01
out that work out was little my dad took me to a spotlight shop where you can buy
01:22:08
all the kids and then he supports leads and leads hate United NC so I
01:22:14
oh that's cool why don't we got all these really cute guys you're beautiful
01:22:19
yes I browse in the [ __ ] business man I have a Kardashian Rudy Rudy really looks at the camera it looks at the
01:22:24
monitor goes like this yeah look at wait how old you uh how old you Connor
01:22:30
I'm nineteen nineteen no Jules no look
01:22:36
at this guy no this is perfect for you look at this guy are you single
01:22:41
yeah all right Rudy look at this one you can't do better than this one when we
01:22:46
tour England we got a cab well which your Engel you got to come with us okay you're gonna meet Connor Connor do you have money do you comfort telling to me
01:22:52
are your parents rich Connor okay never mind no I'm kidding what do you are you
01:22:59
an are you an University what are you doing right now what do you do what's your gig are you in school or no
01:23:06
university which one Johnny beer man why did you stand up walk around and
01:23:12
then sit back down no no no don't be
01:23:17
nervous which one's your hero Bobby you're his hero Bobby he loves you Oh Bobby I want to be
01:23:24
like oh [ __ ] little do you know he's the most uncommon oh but you know what he's a
01:23:34
great hero to have cuz he's a wonderful [ __ ] dude he's a he's got a great heart he's got a great colour heroes
01:23:40
like Superman but anyway we'll talk about that later man's not real he's not real you're a real guy yeah and
01:23:45
you're real to this [ __ ] man I love you Connor thanks for saying that so um we froze him he froze out oh no
01:23:51
Connor you know why cuz he's [ __ ] moving around too much this guy he's stand-up and sat down like 30 times
01:23:57
Connor what happened to you baby boy oh we lost you for a second Khan you got to sit in one place yeah the [ __ ] you're
01:24:04
back that British Internet the Queen tethers the Internet over that nobody gets too long yeah
01:24:11
hey so so if you were gonna if you were gay and you had to have sex with one of us who would it be me or Bob who you
01:24:17
gonna have sex with me see look at that I've got another one now you ask and you
01:24:24
shall receive got the [ __ ] hairy face guy from Canada and you got the cute guy from England I got the cute guy from England two for two two for two does it
01:24:31
hurt a little bit not even a little bit a little bit nah dude no yeah it should hurt generally oh that's a cute one no
01:24:36
it doesn't matter we're not gay well it's already it's still four to two you know still 42 all right brother hey
01:24:44
Connor hey man I Love You Man thanks for listening and doing key I'll see you one day in real life okay
01:24:50
buddy yeah definitely I'll be on your podcast one day you will yeah you love you honey all right dude good dude very
01:24:57
nice dude you're his hero I feel good you know what it is you know it's it's you think you're doing this
01:25:05
stuff under the radar in a vacuum what podcasting what do you mean I'm
01:25:10
doing it I feel like I when I do podcasting I feel like no one's really listening you just do it from your home
01:25:16
whatever and it's really nice to see people from around the yeah I said the exact same thing I said it's amazing I
01:25:21
said before this when you got depressed I said isn't it so nice to know that all these people if I have to come to that conclusion on my own and I just did well
01:25:28
I'm glad you did yeah so it's just it feels nice that that there are people
01:25:33
that get what you do and they they're supportive and I really that felt good thank you it should feel good that guy that kid
01:25:39
actually said you were his hero and I've actually he you could tell he really did love you I know you got really nervous around me you know what sometimes I have
01:25:45
to be honest sometimes you know when I go on the road sometimes people cry when they meet yeah yeah I've had that a few
01:25:52
times really yeah how does it how do you feel when that happens I say cut it out piece
01:25:57
of [ __ ] I do - I got no no when people cry I it's usually it's usually a girl
01:26:03
that cries and they're excited and yeah and and I give him a big hug yeah yeah I give a big hug and I and I come
01:26:09
from I don't go to the hotel room back and go yeah I go you're a piece of [ __ ] still you know but yeah I do like it
01:26:16
always goes back to like my you know my insecurities and why poor self-image but
01:26:22
you know for those brief moments when people react that way I don't know what to do but it does feel I guess cool that
01:26:31
you know some people appreciate it no it's honestly it does touch me now we're in a in a wonderful way people do some
01:26:38
really loving stuff I'm glad we were able to link up with some international people if it's cool than all the people around the world are listening that's
01:26:44
wild around the around the globe's you want to see I'm gonna show you some drawings some of the houses people made
01:26:51
for you yeah this is pretty this is what people assume what my house looks like
01:26:57
yeah this is what people assume what what Bobo's house looks like what's this Jules lives there she's a good eye too
01:27:03
so we'll see all right yeah this is their assumption this first one is Alex Pollock this is great actually this guy
01:27:09
Alex drew George's house this what he thinks George's house it's exactly what
01:27:15
it looks like in that lady right there yeah is an Asian lady yeah that poor girl look at that more Asian lady and
01:27:21
she's enslaved she's Italy and those photographs in the back yeah where are all of just close-up
01:27:26
shots of Asian Asian women yeah and he's got a camera in there yeah he really is that so this is this poor
01:27:33
little Asian woman's arms and is like please miss to help me out and George's I know hey and look at he always gives
01:27:39
them a gift with a little bit of cake but he wasted the candle melts and it melts all over the cake and then he
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throws it at them yeah he's an evil you know what I don't know what that [ __ ] present is how are you handcuffs all
01:27:53
right this is a Dirk Grob this is actually really good look how good that is oh that's really that's a good boy who's
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the one with the knife that's Rudy how
01:28:08
awesome is that yeah that's exist is such a good that's almost this is such a cool piece
01:28:14
of art literally is almost maybe what we look like live in yeah I know it's such a a piece of artifact it feels like
01:28:20
somebody drove by our [ __ ] house you know maybe have you been to our house no
01:28:26
it's that it's got that kind of windows and stuff in the front yeah yep yeah alright that's a great one let me do
01:28:32
that look at this little weirdo look at that weirdo with a little knife this is my this is by a guy named Dirk Rob it's
01:28:39
awesome right Thank You Dirk Dirk is that's such a good drawing this is James Pemberton now he did something a little
01:28:44
bit more dude traditional bro and that is our house that's your house you know
01:28:50
what somebody did they see in the videos in the background is the one of this I know but that's you Bobo
01:28:55
yeah and that's Rudy with a knife ready to [ __ ] throw all these people got that got the clue that Rudy wanted to
01:29:00
kill Joshua Cervantes drew this this is a this is a more traditional no but
01:29:08
that's a nice house a cool-looking how that would live in a house like that of course it's really nice yeah it's a very cool house right little driveway lights
01:29:15
love it drew that is an architect Joshua Joshua Cervantes thank you drew that
01:29:20
this is Matt tower Matt drew Matt true this this like a future oh my god let me
01:29:27
see something hold on let me say something about that house what about it our house does not look like that but I
01:29:32
swear to God that's exactly the kind of house I want to live in Amman shopper modern I like modern I like Windows I
01:29:39
like the structure of it right I like how there's like a stream there mm-hmm
01:29:45
dude who did that Matt tower Matt tower if one day when I make enough money
01:29:50
maybe you can design a house for me your that I like that what a lot listen up Matt tower this is Nate Gale Braith gale
01:29:58
breath I just thought this was really cool how artsy is that that's a great photo the colors are beautiful
01:30:05
it's okay okay a little birdie a little birdie smoking a birdie smoking number
01:30:10
one it's like if me and Erik Griffin had a baby number two yeah there's who said
01:30:18
the mouth part is where we live or that's the bird I think this is very I think this is a very subversive acid
01:30:25
trippy but I would imagine you live inside of your own head I think that's what I think he's trying to make a statement do you understand yeah okay I
01:30:31
think it's a very artistic yeah this is noah phi stir noah phi stir
01:30:38
made this is now I like because it was on that graph paper here we go we really grabbed it out boom in so the bottom
01:30:44
part say so it says Bobby Lee's house yeah and then that's you star do wet why we he spelled fat we yeah started I know
01:30:51
why would I do right Jules so that's you in the basement playing stardew valley that's what I kind of do this is a
01:30:56
Vietnam tunnel to Bobbi's basement right that's the Vietnam tunnel there's hard-boiled vampire vampire eggs cooking
01:31:01
in the kitchen obstacle island kalila as in bed with her mir that's her
01:31:07
mirror and you're a little baby mirror down there yeah and there's a Korean Jesus painting in the hallway with a
01:31:12
bunch of kpop records yeah which I imagine could be what's that band that we love so much that your mommy loves what's a band es and you walk downstairs
01:31:20
to your crush Prius no afraid I know people don't know if I stir cuz I've
01:31:26
told because I've talked about it about crash yeah you've hit humans before this we got a lot of racist stuff like this
01:31:32
this was just a lot of like people sent these things that were like a barrage of hot in Cambodia and I got to tell you
01:31:38
something I completely and utterly support this kind of stuff yeah and also
01:31:43
I really like this right now Andrew Santino's mom does not live underneath our house so yeah I mean why would I
01:31:54
have the Santino's underneath the house fat [ __ ] uglies what'd you say this is
01:32:07
Silvia Abbate from Greece this is [ __ ] awesome Wow tell me this is not creative by the way
01:32:13
this is art this is [ __ ] high art that's high art look at how cool this is unbelievable so there's kalila and with
01:32:20
cool pants in the cab and what that is a painting I know what is she and she's watching somebody I don't know who that
01:32:26
Korean soap opera what the [ __ ] that's right yeah and up here is uh I don't
01:32:33
know what that chair is that's a toilet walking cool man and then that's I imagine that's that's the dictator
01:32:39
poster no that's um I have a poster of me as kim jeong-hoon right that's what
01:32:45
I'm saying the dictator poster that you in your house that's always referring to and then down here is Rudy upside down
01:32:51
with vampire eggs and knives somebody listen to the theme huh and a bunch of
01:32:56
those the eggs and then yeah that I guess that's you Bubba
01:33:01
or Sean Lennon yeah but look at how cool that it that is so [ __ ] cool man isn't
01:33:07
that [ __ ] that's it that's beautiful ooh the key this is Sylvia uh Abbate
01:33:13
Sylvia bhakti I'm gonna call that it from Greece this is she's from Greece hi all so let
01:33:18
me have an appearance in here mmm mochi balls yeah I don't know I like
01:33:26
that it's really nice and it looked like my mouth would be here but my smiles down there
01:33:31
mm I like it either way I like it either way and his last one is from spaghetti
01:33:36
mainframe spaghetti mainframe I thought this was kind of fun yeah Theo von is at
01:33:42
your house in this wannabe see so so let's go close sorry hold on one second yeah so close so here we go mmm so in
01:33:53
here we're gonna start with this kalila is on the roof sipping a martini right that's dead-on because of her her tattoo
01:34:00
this is a drippy wet I don't know who this is a drip who would that be is there someone in your house that's
01:34:07
dripping wet I don't know what this reference is a my loss no because I think it's the thing is is that kalila
01:34:12
sweats a lot yeah but that's kalila is there I know but that's probably her sister because she sweats it's her sister Kubica window
01:34:19
okay and then on the roof of course is Theo von that's is that Theo had the rain as a rat since the office or yeah
01:34:25
they made him on the roof on the roof yeah there's Grif oh I thought that was your mom's vagina
01:34:33
it's Grif there's Rudy in the kitchen
01:34:39
with Dean over the connives okay that's Rudy with the knives and
01:34:49
then in the basement is George or Andres doing stand-up for you that's Andres
01:34:54
doing stand-up for you about tub yeah and that's me hit you that's me hitting your car very bad very cross yeah thank you guys
01:35:01
for all those submission really nice those are [ __ ] great yeah that was that's there's some really good submissions there yeah you were touched
01:35:09
by sit by that international stuff I can tell that that really hit you in a good way you know man made me feel good I was
01:35:15
really touched by it and you know I'm touched by you man I'm really touched by you because I'll tell you this you know
01:35:24
when I first met you I I didn't think there was much and I honestly you know
01:35:29
during this quarantine you have to say the person I've seen the most aside from the people I live with is you yeah and
01:35:36
you know we talk about you in the house sometimes okay what do you say and we
01:35:42
and Clara and I will look at each other and go deep down inside he's a real
01:35:48
straight-up good guy nothing not even say deep down he is not I don't say deep
01:35:54
down on the surface as well yeah I'm a sweet yeah you're a really sweet guy you have you know there's a part of you you
01:36:01
know how in the other day you know all those people went into the Michigan Congress you know the with the guns and
01:36:07
you know you have that white kind of rage as well it's not white it's just a rage you have this white rage don't make
01:36:13
it a race thing well you have a rage that happens to be a certain color it's red if anything all right but you have
01:36:20
this like you know entitled had this entitled is wrong I have anger issues I have anger issues there's nothing to be
01:36:26
angry about mm-hmm you have you're on top of the world I'm right next to it no
01:36:33
you're on a TV show who else is on a TV show you what TV oh yeah oh can I
01:36:38
promote my show plug your show all right so um like you don't even know that you're I you didn't even say you're on a show you're on a show well it's not okay
01:36:45
so here's the deal yeah here's the deal the deal is is this that ah in August I
01:36:56
know people are tired of me saying this but I have to reiterate it yeah plug dad died I relapsed after 17 years of
01:37:04
sobriety and then all of a sudden I was on a game show that September all right
01:37:09
and it comes out here it is game on it's called game on game on featuring keegan-michael key Bobby Lee
01:37:18
Gronkowski Ian Karmel and me and if
01:37:23
you're watching the show and you go wow Bobby's a little off it's because I'm a little high and I'm also mourning from
01:37:30
my dad and it was a really Giuliana came to see a couple of the shows they were
01:37:36
really weird so I in the show I loved the talent and all the people behind it right
01:37:42
it comes out May 20th but watch it with a certain perspective when it comes to
01:37:48
me I don't you know whatever it is what it is is it good you know I don't really remember it that
01:37:54
much but I remember going wow I'm doing it with credible drunk
01:38:00
yeah it's also James Corden's the boss you know we talked about the great Ben Winston yeah ben hi ben is Japan she's
01:38:07
one of the nicest guy the Grey's James Corden's producing partner not only that though he's just a handsome super
01:38:13
talented handed nice guy that I love if Juliana's met him as well well watch
01:38:21
that show when it comes out what a piece
01:38:29
of [ __ ] I mean the good show though you are not effects the piece of [ __ ] show on I will show the show that's the highest-rated [ __ ] FX show since
01:38:35
Atlanta you're promoting a game show slow down okay slow the [ __ ] down Who Wants to Be a Millionaire okay relax
01:38:42
it's a game show okay cool it cool it out wrong the way you came at me was
01:38:48
just mean but I do was being defensive because you were coming out I didn't say anything I just said when does it come out let's watch it tell people it's your town man
01:38:56
but okay thank you and Davey's a great show my bad just sex it's all let's just Dave what nights is
01:39:02
it's over it's over no no honestly it's
01:39:07
nice it's nice that you got that little heartfelt moment about realizing that people around the world know it is like
01:39:13
they love you I feel better you're a hero to a lot of people that's nice no I'm serious you are I think you are I
01:39:18
am too thank you for being a bad friend
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you
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