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Happy new year, bad friends. Well, 2026,
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I got a couple of shows. I'm going to be
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doing uh Windsor, Ontario, Canada,
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January 16th. Right after that, I'm in
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Bethlehem, PA. Come out. Uh also
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Hanover, Maryland. Then I'm in Atlantic
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City. Uh then down by San Diego, Bobby's
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hometown, Valley Center, which is inland
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a little bit, but by San Diego. Uh then
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I'm in Canyonville, Oregon. And then Bob
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and I are doing a show in Lincoln,
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California.
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>> Yeah, Lincoln,
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>> Bad Friends Live, uh over in Thunder
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Valley Casino, uh up there by
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Sacramento. Then I'm doing the Wind
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Casino in Las Vegas. And finally, the
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Little Roadie Fest out in Providence,
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Rhode Island in March. Go to
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Andrewsantino.com for those tickets.
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Andrewsino.com.
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>> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> You two are something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> Your mom fell and you didn't help her.
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Rudy said,
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>> "What?"
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>> Rudy said you didn't help your mom and
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you
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>> because she was next to her.
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>> It's her mom.
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>> I know. I understand that. But when your
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mom falls, everyone knows this rule.
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When your mom falls, whoever's the
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closest picks her up. [laughter]
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>> Everyone knows that.
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>> That sounds like a good rule.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. She fell over and before I
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could respond, Jules was already picking
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her up.
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>> And And also, it's like when you're
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falling off of a chair, [snorts]
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>> dude.
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>> It's embarrassing.
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>> Yeah. It's what's going on.
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>> Well, when you reach a certain age,
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you're going to fall. And your mom fell
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while we were in Phoenix. And and I felt
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a little bad.
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>> Why? Because it's sad when old people
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fall.
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>> It is fall.
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[laughter]
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>> It's fall. It's winter.
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>> It is a It is a fall.
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[laughter]
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>> No, she fell over and I saw Jules do the
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movement of picking her up, so I didn't
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bother.
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>> But Jules did Jules did the fake where
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you're like, "Oh, oh, oh." But you
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didn't really She doesn't really
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>> No, she did.
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>> Oh, really?
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>> Yeah. She's a caring person.
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>> She is.
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>> And then my mom goes, "Uh, I like her."
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah,
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>> we had a great time in Phoenix. Uh we
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were opening for Shane Gillis
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>> who who probably once again cracked a
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record of ticket sales out there in
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Phoenix. The guy
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>> was incredible.
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>> 20,000 something like that.
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>> Normand you, me, McCusker,
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>> Nate.
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>> What a lineup.
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>> It was an unbelievable lineup.
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>> The black guy. [laughter]
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>> Nate.
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>> Nate.
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>> Yeah, his name is Nate.
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>> He's awesome. When I was on stage, I was
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just like, "Run of applause for Santino
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McCusker Normand."
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>> I forget because I forgot that black
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guy's name. [laughter]
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>> Did you really?
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>> Yeah, I was going to say black guy, but
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I thought in front of 18,000 people, I
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don't think you're just so calm up there
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>> and in control.
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>> You have to be.
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>> I think if you go up there and you show
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any semblance of like nerves, I was more
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nervous yesterday for the Special
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Olympics.
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>> Oh, dude. Bro, let me say something
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about that.
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What's so funny? You're a great catcher.
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[laughter]
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>> You were a really good catcher.
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>> Yeah. Yeah, I'm a good catcher, dude.
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>> Dude, no. And he was throwing it back
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with like some heat on it.
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>> Yeah. Yeah,
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>> it was pretty good.
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>> With a serious face.
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>> No, he was genuinely in there.
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>> Yamamoto style, dude.
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>> Yeah, dude.
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>> I'm a little shy, dude.
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>> Well, that two different guys, but yeah,
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[laughter]
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>> that's not show Yamamoto.
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>> Yeah, it can be.
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>> No, dude. I Yeah, I have those Asian
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baseball skills.
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>> You really do?
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> It's like it's in your blood. I can tell
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the way you set up to the ball, the way
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you throw.
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>> Yeah. I didn't want to bet because I
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didn't want to like bury Bill Burr.
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>> Yeah. Oh,
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>> and Burke.
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>> Yeah. You didn't want to
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>> because Chryser and Burke showed up.
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>> Let me Can I just say something about
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the Special Olympics thing event you
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did?
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>> Yeah.
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>> I was I felt I was sitting there in the
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stands watching you coach them.
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>> And I was like And then it's your event
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and I was like, what a good guy he is.
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>> You're a really good guy.
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>> I just It was
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>> No, no, you're a good person, dude.
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>> It was fun, man. Yeah,
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>> I think it's a rad thing to do
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>> for you to take your day out like that
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and get everyone to go.
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>> Cris was there doing the announcing.
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>> Nick was killing it. And I will say and
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shout out to the people that showed up
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and and Frankie Kenones came as Creeper
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>> as Creeper Cholette. Did you Were you
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there?
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>> No. Where was he?
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>> Oh, bro. It was so sick. He came later
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cuz he had something to do in earlier in
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the day. And Creeper showed up and he
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was like he was like walking up to the
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mount. HE'S LIKE, "HEY, BRO. PITCH. I'M
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A PITCHER." AND HE WAS HE was throwing
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pitches and he was dancing like robot in
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between pitches.
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>> Oh, dude. one of the funniest guys,
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funniest dude.
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>> Is so so dope. And and then he went up
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to everybody as Creeper and like took
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photos and was talking to them and
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stuff.
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>> Yeah,
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>> it was Dude, it was such a fun day.
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>> He's a good dude.
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>> It was a super fun day.
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>> Yeah. But the just the um that you do
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you do care and I um
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> I want to get involved.
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>> I
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>> I got to do a charity.
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>> I think we should we should do more.
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>> No, I want my own charity. What do I do?
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>> What charity would need? Who needs the
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most money?
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>> Yeah. I just want to be able to
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participate here.
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>> You know, we you know what we should do?
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We should do Big Brother
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>> where we like because we don't have kids
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so we should like adopt you know like
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Big Brother like you take them on the
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weekend to do cool [ __ ] Young kids
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without
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>> How many times?
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>> Huh?
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>> How many times do you do it?
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>> It depends on the person.
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>> Depends on the person.
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>> Every weekend.
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>> That's not every weekend.
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>> Yeah. I could do it is a commitment for
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a few years until they
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>> Can we choose Can we choose the kid or
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No,
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>> you're usually assigned.
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>> You spin a wheel. Oh, really?
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>> And then click.
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>> Oh, Puerto Rican.
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>> Oh, that's cool.
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>> Puerto Rico.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I think it's awesome. And you and you
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take him out and you kick it with him.
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You take him to go eat food, to play
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video games. Like, dude, we are big
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kids, you and I. We're essentially just
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big kids.
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>> We're doing big brother.
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>> I think it's huge.
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>> Yeah. What do Do I get a weekend alone?
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>> You take the kid. You take the young.
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>> No, because what? I'm going to spoil the
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[ __ ] out of the kid.
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>> I know. Well, no. No. They tell They do
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tell you you got to be careful with
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that.
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>> Why? They do a re research on the
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people, you know, and uh back background
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checks and all of that.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> You're the foreigner. Who are you
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talking to?
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>> Who you talking to?
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>> Who you talking?
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>> I have no criminal history.
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>> I had I
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>> I have no criminal history.
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>> My wife had one for a long time. So I we
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would take her I mean it was big
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brother's big sister. So we could do the
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same with girls
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>> and we would take her to Disneyland and
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things like that. It was
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>> Yeah. So, if I took our little brother,
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>> our little brother,
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>> right, to Disneyland, the the foundation
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would be like, "Nah,
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>> no, no, no. It's all good." But there,
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but there I think
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>> you can do the VIP thing that you like
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to do.
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>> I'm doing the VIP. [laughter] Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Lightsaber is the whole
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thing.
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>> You want a lightsaber? You get three of
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them.
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>> I do think that's the move.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Like you break all those rules and give
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them a magical day. I think Big Brother,
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big sister's rad. We should do that.
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>> Yeah. Um, no, we should do it.
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>> I got you a little gift, by the way.
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This is from my friends.
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>> Okay. God. My friends at at Bettonardy,
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the putter guys, the putter company that
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I love, they they made you custom
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chopsticks. Look at how sick.
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>> Are you being real?
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>> 100%.
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>> Take them out. Look at how sick those
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things are.
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>> These are so sick, dude.
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>> And they're like high quality. I think
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you'd like the purple, right?
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>> I do. They're a little heavy though.
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>> Yeah, but heavy is good.
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>> Yeah, heavy is good.
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>> M smooth, baby.
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>> Yeah,
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>> they look so natural in
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>> Are they really [laughter] mine?
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>> Yeah, they're made for you.
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>> Okay, thank you.
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>> Custom.
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>> The leather. You can smell the leather.
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>> Love the smell of leather. Yeah, I
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really do. And then uh it says B on it.
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Is that
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>> that that's B for Bobby?
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>> No.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Are you being real?
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>> That's a That's your name?
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>> Yeah. Wow. Thank you so much.
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>> That's going to be there for 6 months.
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[laughter]
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>> At least.
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>> One of the guys will take it home.
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>> Yeah.
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>> They'll take some of the scraps. Are you
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drinking coffee right now? It's 8:00
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p.m.
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>> Yeah.
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>> What's going on? Are you got a set
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tonight?
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>> No.
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>> So, you want you do cuz I go down to the
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hallway. I go down to the lobby at
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Phoenix to go get the car. He's already
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down there. He's cruising, but he's wide
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awake. And I was like, "Oh, someone's
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someone's nice and awake." He's like,
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"My never went to bed."
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>> Oh, do I didn't sleep. I I'm not getting
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you like four days in a row. I would get
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like a couple hours, but it's like now
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you're not dreaming. You're just laying
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there, right? And you're having horrific
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thoughts.
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>> What?
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>> You're drowning. You want a fire? All
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that stuff. You know what I mean?
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>> That's not normal.
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>> Yes, [laughter] it is.
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>> No. to have like just negative thoughts
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when you can't sleep.
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>> Yeah. Where I'm trapped in a mine. You
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know what I mean?
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>> Tony.
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Tony. And like, you know what I mean?
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Rubble up to my neck, right?
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>> Tony.
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>> Tony H. was like, "What the [ __ ] do you
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want?"
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>> Yeah. It's not that Tony, but you know,
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it could be.
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>> Death in a dream may not actually be
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dying. Instead, it often represents
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change. The closing of a chapter or the
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end of life as you know it.
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>> It could be.
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>> I don't think you're even close to
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dying.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I have I have death dreams a lot. It's
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not healthy. Who dies in your dream?
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>> I'm always close to death. I'm usually
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on a plane that's crashing and I make my
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>> But they say that if you really die in a
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dream, you die in real life. Is that
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true?
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>> I don't know.
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>> Yeah, Google it. What?
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>> You wake up.
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>> No, no, no. Yeah, but you But you But if
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you really die in a dream, that mean you
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die in real life. That's what I heard.
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>> How would we know that? [laughter]
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>> You wouldn't. That's the thing.
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>> So, who would know that that's true?
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>> What?
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>> Dying in dreams does not mean you die in
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real life.
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>> It's a common myth.
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>> It's [laughter] a huge myth.
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>> That was a movie.
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>> It's a common myth.
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>> Like, yeah. Yeah. Well, I believe in
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myths, dude. I'm a myth guy, dude.
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>> You're a huge
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>> I'm a myth guy, dude. [laughter] You
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know what I mean? I love fables. I love
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myths. You know what I mean? I love
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stories of all kinds.
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>> Give me a fable.
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>> What?
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>> Give me a fable.
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>> Well, long ago, Idiom Malo from um what?
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>> Idiom.
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>> Idiom Monolo. [laughter]
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>> Idiomalo.
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>> Yeah. You know the story?
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>> I've heard it. Yeah. Once.
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>> Yeah. He was a farm boy.
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>> A farm. Oh, was a farm boy.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> In a little island. Indigenous island.
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>> He was farming on an island.
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>> Indigenous island. So he's farming for
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indigenous people on an island.
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>> He is indigenous.
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>> So he's just getting food for himself.
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[laughter]
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>> I could have said it that way. Yeah.
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Yeah. So indigenous, right? Not
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indigenous idiom.
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>> Idiom.
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>> Idiom.
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>> Are you saying idiamin?
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>> No, not idiom. That guy's a bad guy.
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>> What did he do?
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>> He slaughtered people.
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>> How many?
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>> I don't know. Millions.
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>> Mhm.
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>> Idiom. Yeah.
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>> I like how you're
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>> You know what I mean? What? I didn't
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know that was a real person.
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>> Yeah. Look up idiom. You mean how many
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people?
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>> I thought you made up a name. I didn't
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go to college.
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>> No. Idiom was a I don't know what's
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going on today.
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>> Oh, he wrote Idiom.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Ed Ei. Yeah, there he is.
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>> Oh, look at Am I?
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>> Edin.
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>> Yeah. How many people did idiom mean
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kill?
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>> Kill count is so funny to type inif
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500. A half a million.
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>> He's good.
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>> He's pretty good.
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>> Not the best.
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>> Not the best. Pot was better. Way
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better.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Paul was
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>> president while he was an 8-year ruler
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of the president of Uganda. He
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approximately killed That's a huge gap.
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100 grand to 500 grand. 400,000 people
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is a big gap.
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>> But if you do it incrementally, not at
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one time.
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>> Yeah. It's like it's like uh what's his
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name? Sleeping with all those women.
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Will Chamberlain.
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>> Yeah.
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>> It's kind of like if you did it over
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time, we did the math. It's like seven a
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day.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Half a million people. Dude, that's
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crazy.
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>> Yeah. But for what?
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>> Power.
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>> It's power.
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>> That's what he was doing. anymore power.
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>> I'm so guiltridden. There's no way I
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could even do one for power.
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>> You couldn't kill one person. There's
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not one person you think about.
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>> It depends on what they did.
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>> Let's say I'm I I I I'm a I'm a general
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of some sort of small country somewhere
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far away. You're my lieutenant and you
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ask me, you tell me what happened and
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I'm going to say if I want them killed
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or not.
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>> Yes,
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>> sir.
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>> Yes.
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Uh, one of our ends.
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>> What's your name?
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>> Makta.
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>> Makda. What's up, dog?
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>> What? [laughter]
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>> What is up?
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>> I haven't seen you around a long time,
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Makda. How's the family?
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>> Very good, sir.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Makda.
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>> Yes.
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>> I don't want that.
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>> That's your
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>> make up something.
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>> Oh,
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>> make up Makda.
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>> Makda.
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>> Makta. So, any anyway anyway, what's the
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problem? Makda.
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Somebody came to our barracks while we
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were sleeping.
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>> Kill them. [laughter]
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>> Kill them all. His whole line. His
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family line, right? Uncles, aunts.
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>> He was just dropping off food.
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>> Door Dash.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Kill them all. [laughter] In
00:11:59
fact, kill everyone that's doing Door
00:12:01
Dash right now. No. Um, no. It would
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have to be like they destroyed a
00:12:06
village, right? And they, you know, for
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no reason. Yeah. For no reason or
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something. Imagine being a soldier and
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door dashing something while you're like
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waiting for war.
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>> That'd be amazing.
00:12:17
>> And some guy, some Russian guy's like,
00:12:18
"Dores dash drops it off." He's like, "I
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have to get picture of you with it.
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[laughter]
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Why do they always have to get a [ __ ]
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photo?" I was like, "I you handed it to
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me." And like he's like, "I need photo."
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The guy dropped off last week, dropped
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off pizza. I was like, "Thanks, man."
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Cuz I saw him at the front gate. Thanks,
00:12:33
man. And he's like, "Wait, wait, wait,
00:12:34
wait, wait." And I was like, "What?"
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He's like, "I need picture." And I was
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like, "Of He's like a picture of
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delivery." I was like, "Oh, okay." So
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then then I was like, "Well, I don't
00:12:43
want to be in it." So I put the pizza
00:12:45
back out and like closed the door. So
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it's just my hand holding the pizza
00:12:50
[laughter]
00:12:50
>> for the photo. And I was like, "Good."
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He's like, "Okay." And I took it back
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inside cuz I don't want to be holding
00:12:55
the pizza for and his photo. Yeah.
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>> I don't know what they do. They upload
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that to the app for proof that they
00:13:00
dropped it off.
00:13:02
>> And in my neighborhood now, there's
00:13:03
[ __ ] robots everywhere.
00:13:05
>> I love them.
00:13:06
>> I hate them. They don't go to your
00:13:07
neighborhood. They can't get up there.
00:13:09
>> They can't get up there. I live in the
00:13:10
hills. [snorts]
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>> Yes, he does.
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>> But um I got a pizza from
00:13:14
>> The Hills Have slanted eyes. [laughter]
00:13:20
>> That's good. That'd be a funny movie.
00:13:21
[laughter]
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>> That's a horror movie.
00:13:24
>> The Weighins Brothers present.
00:13:26
>> The Hills Have Slanted Eyes.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I got a pizza from Prince and the dude
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left it on the ground and I was playing
00:13:34
video games. I'll get in 30 minutes.
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Mistake.
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>> Tell me what happened. It got eaten by a
00:13:39
coyote.
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>> No ants.
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>> Oh yeah, dude. Ants.
00:13:42
>> It got in there, dude. I opened it up.
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It was just filled with ants.
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>> Oh my god.
00:13:47
>> You waited 30 minutes.
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>> Yeah, but I There's a little table
00:13:50
outside my
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>> What? No, I threw it away.
00:13:53
>> There's a little table next to my front
00:13:55
door that you put the [ __ ] on. You just
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put it on the ground.
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>> Oh, yeah.
00:13:58
>> Yeah, it pissed me off.
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>> You should say in the app, you can say,
00:14:01
"Please leave on table."
00:14:02
>> Yeah,
00:14:03
>> you can put it in the notes.
00:14:04
>> Yeah, I should do that.
00:14:05
>> I give them notes all the time.
00:14:06
>> What are your notes? Um, don't come near
00:14:09
my house. Drop it off on the sidewalk.
00:14:12
[laughter] Pick up the dog [ __ ] in the
00:14:13
yard on the
00:14:14
>> Yeah.
00:14:15
>> No, I give them notes if it's like,
00:14:17
"Hey, I'm not gate's open, I'm not
00:14:19
there. Just drop it off inside the
00:14:21
gate."
00:14:21
>> Yeah.
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>> Cuz a lot of times they like if they see
00:14:24
sometimes I'll have like a delivery and
00:14:26
if the gate's not open, they'll just
00:14:27
leave. Yeah.
00:14:28
>> I've seen them just like leave. I'm
00:14:30
like, "Wait, wait, wait. Where are you
00:14:31
going?"
00:14:31
>> Yeah.
00:14:32
>> It's the weird I'm like, "Just throw it
00:14:33
over the fence or whatever it is."
00:14:35
>> Yeah. Do you do priority? Oh, I don't
00:14:36
No, that's a scam.
00:14:38
>> What?
00:14:38
>> Dude, I'll do priority and not to test
00:14:40
that theory out. We did this years ago.
00:14:42
>> Yeah.
00:14:42
>> Or not years, whatever. When it first
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started, we tested it.
00:14:46
>> It was almost the same time. And you
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just pay five more bucks. It doesn't
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even make sense.
00:14:50
>> So, they don't go to your house first.
00:14:52
>> No, they don't. I They do not do that.
00:14:54
That's a lie. Cuz I've done both ways.
00:14:56
>> I don't know.
00:14:56
>> It's been the same. They defin
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>> You can tell if the food's warm or cold.
00:15:01
>> I feel like it's always cold.
00:15:03
>> Yeah.
00:15:03
>> No matter what I get, it's cold.
00:15:04
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't ever get a
00:15:06
warm and you you wait 30 minutes. It's
00:15:08
always cold for you.
00:15:09
>> Yeah.
00:15:10
>> I don't think I've ever
00:15:10
>> I got something today that was so
00:15:11
[ __ ] cold. You know what it was?
00:15:13
>> Ice cream. [laughter]
00:15:17
>> I'm on fire.
00:15:18
>> Killing it. Right.
00:15:18
>> I'm on fire today.
00:15:19
>> Settle down.
00:15:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
00:15:20
>> What kind of ice cream did you get?
00:15:22
>> I like butter peacon, Rocky Road, mint
00:15:24
chip. Those are my top three.
00:15:26
>> That's top three?
00:15:26
>> Yeah.
00:15:28
>> I don't do this new [ __ ] like, you know
00:15:29
what I mean? Goat cheese, you know what
00:15:31
I mean? Dandelions and you know I mean
00:15:33
baklava shavings. It's so good.
00:15:35
>> You know how they do that?
00:15:36
>> Yeah. It's like [ __ ] off.
00:15:38
>> So good.
00:15:38
>> No, dude.
00:15:39
>> You never had coffee toenails?
00:15:41
[laughter]
00:15:41
>> I don't do coffee toenails.
00:15:42
>> One of my favorites. You got to get over
00:15:44
to what is it? Salt and straw. They're
00:15:45
the ones that do that. Sometimes they'll
00:15:47
put one out that that is genuinely it's
00:15:49
like lavender fart. And you're like,
00:15:50
"Sorry."
00:15:50
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:51
>> And they're like, "It's one of our
00:15:52
college kids made it this morning."
00:15:54
>> Yeah. It's like they experiment, which
00:15:56
is fun. But
00:15:58
>> pear and blue cheese. I had that. It's
00:15:59
actually [ __ ] good.
00:16:01
>> The one you're talking about is black
00:16:02
olive brittle and goat cheese.
00:16:03
>> Yeah. Get the [ __ ] out.
00:16:04
>> Get the [ __ ] out here, dude.
00:16:05
>> It's not ice cream. Duck skin. Well,
00:16:08
>> duck skin.
00:16:09
>> Yeah.
00:16:09
>> You think that's good?
00:16:10
>> I mean, it's probably from a Chinese
00:16:11
restaurant for sure.
00:16:12
>> Yeah.
00:16:13
>> Creepy crawler critters.
00:16:15
>> This is all salt and straw.
00:16:16
>> Yeah. Which is, you know, probably one
00:16:18
of the best ice cream places on planet
00:16:20
Earth.
00:16:21
>> It's got there's a lot there's a lot
00:16:23
more.
00:16:23
>> But I'm more old school. Like I could
00:16:26
just do
00:16:26
>> like a Van Luen guy.
00:16:28
>> No, I could just do [ __ ]
00:16:29
BaskinRobins, dude.
00:16:32
You get a Banana Royale.
00:16:34
>> You're out of That is
00:16:35
>> Have you had a Banana Royale?
00:16:36
>> There's so many good new ice cream. Like
00:16:38
McConnell's
00:16:38
>> McConnell's is great. McConnell's great.
00:16:40
>> Vanlu.
00:16:41
>> Vanluin's pretty good. Yeah.
00:16:42
>> I mean, these are all better than
00:16:44
BaskinRobins.
00:16:44
>> Yeah, but I can still just do a Banana
00:16:46
Royale. Look at that thing.
00:16:48
>> No.
00:16:49
>> Okay.
00:16:49
>> I'm not [ __ ] with Baskin Robbins.
00:16:51
>> Especially now cuz you can buy those
00:16:52
good ones like Jenny's. You can buy them
00:16:54
at the grocery store. Why am I going to
00:16:56
Baskin if I can go get better [ __ ] at
00:16:59
the at the grocery store for the same
00:17:01
price now?
00:17:02
>> Because Baskin's there's more of them.
00:17:05
>> Like for instance, if you want to go to
00:17:06
um um Salt and Straw, right? You got
00:17:09
there's three locations
00:17:11
>> and there's and there's 30 people on
00:17:12
>> and then there's a huge line. You I mean
00:17:14
as if they're getting Taylor Swift
00:17:15
tickets, you know about that. But my
00:17:16
point is is this [laughter]
00:17:18
it Yeah. But um with Baskin Robbins,
00:17:22
there's never anyone anyone there. You
00:17:24
know what I mean? Yeah.
00:17:25
>> The worst is when there's a gigantic
00:17:27
family.
00:17:28
>> That's their slogan. Baskin Robbins.
00:17:30
There's never anyone here. [laughter]
00:17:32
>> Come on in. There's never anyone here.
00:17:34
>> There wasn't. There used to be one on
00:17:36
Magnolia in Burbank I used to go to.
00:17:38
It's literally
00:17:39
>> So, you have been
00:17:40
>> It's empty.
00:17:40
>> You have been?
00:17:41
>> I had been. Yeah.
00:17:42
>> And I stopped cuz I was like, "This is
00:17:43
not good."
00:17:44
>> And the one teenage tweaker that's
00:17:46
working there, not in I didn't like it.
00:17:48
>> Yeah.
00:17:49
>> He He just His vibe was weird.
00:17:50
>> Yeah. I hate those energy.
00:17:52
>> The teenage meth vibes, dude. And Wait,
00:17:55
what? What do you want?
00:17:57
>> Like, what the [ __ ] dude? I've just got
00:17:59
in here. No, you have experimenting.
00:18:01
>> That's who's there. I can't do it, dude.
00:18:03
Oh, also, by the way, they don't have 31
00:18:05
flavors anymore. That's also a myth.
00:18:08
>> Yeah, it's not. It's 18. Change it to 18
00:18:10
flavors.
00:18:11
>> They don't even I don't think they
00:18:12
feature 31. I don't believe
00:18:14
>> they don't. They don't.
00:18:14
>> When I'm ever in there, it's always like
00:18:16
10 flavors. They have 31 flavor at any
00:18:18
gi says about 31. Yeah, [ __ ] Yeah,
00:18:21
>> cuz that one that I'm talking about,
00:18:22
they never had they had like maybe 10
00:18:24
max.
00:18:25
>> I give them 12 on a good day.
00:18:28
>> This is quality control that's gone
00:18:29
downhill, by the way. This is why
00:18:30
they're getting beaten by the other big
00:18:31
dogs.
00:18:32
>> Wait, what's what's the ice cream store?
00:18:34
Handles.
00:18:37
Have you been to Handles?
00:18:38
>> I don't even think that's right.
00:18:40
Handles.
00:18:41
>> Yeah,
00:18:41
>> Handles.
00:18:42
>> Yeah,
00:18:42
>> sounds Jewish.
00:18:43
>> Oh. Oh. Oh. Handles. That's how you say
00:18:46
that. Shut up. [laughter]
00:18:52
>> It's a hands.
00:18:53
>> It's Jewish. Handell. That's the last
00:18:55
name.
00:18:55
>> Yeah. Handells.
00:18:56
>> Handel.
00:18:57
>> You know why I like that?
00:18:58
>> Howie Mandel.
00:18:59
>> Oh, I see.
00:19:00
>> Handell.
00:19:00
>> Handell. Okay.
00:19:01
>> Yes. Homemade ice cream since 1943.
00:19:05
Handel's ice cream. We're also a bank.
00:19:08
[laughter]
00:19:09
>> Handels is really good.
00:19:10
>> I'd like to make a deposit and also get
00:19:12
a rocky road to go, please. It's a bank
00:19:15
ice cream store. [laughter]
00:19:17
>> Handel's ice cream. It's kosher. I
00:19:19
imagine.
00:19:21
>> What does kosher mean?
00:19:22
>> Huh?
00:19:22
>> What does it mean?
00:19:24
>> Kosher means like the blessed
00:19:25
>> it's No, but it also means two things
00:19:27
don't touch. Like two meat and cheeses
00:19:30
don't touch.
00:19:31
>> Ah,
00:19:32
>> right. Like kosher means fit and proper.
00:19:34
Refers to according Jewish dietary laws
00:19:36
which dictate permissible ingredients
00:19:38
preparation separation of food like meat
00:19:39
and dairy. They cannot touch. ensuing
00:19:41
items are richly pure and fit for
00:19:43
consumption, which is [ __ ] crazy
00:19:45
because meat and cheese is like my
00:19:47
favorite [ __ ] on earth.
00:19:48
>> Yeah.
00:19:49
>> At at the house, I'll roll up some meat
00:19:51
on some cheese and that's a snack to go.
00:19:54
>> I love that.
00:19:55
>> One of my faves. Not kosher. Uh oh. Pig
00:19:58
is not kosher, right?
00:20:00
>> What else?
00:20:01
>> Uh
00:20:01
>> is that a falcon? What is that?
00:20:02
>> All scavenger. All scavenger and
00:20:05
predatory birds are not kosher.
00:20:07
>> Ah, like you can't have eagle.
00:20:10
>> Mhm.
00:20:11
should shouldn't.
00:20:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. Very [laughter] good though.
00:20:13
>> It's so good.
00:20:14
>> It's so hard to catch, but you know,
00:20:16
>> you know how hard it is to catch those
00:20:18
eagles? Oh my god.
00:20:19
>> Okay. And then if something doesn't have
00:20:20
both fins and scales.
00:20:22
>> Oh, so you can
00:20:23
>> Example would be crustaceians, mollisks,
00:20:25
water.
00:20:25
>> What about platypus? [laughter] There's
00:20:27
there's a lot going on there. Can't do
00:20:28
it.
00:20:28
>> Yeah. Yeah. You can't Why
00:20:30
>> can't do it?
00:20:30
>> Okay. You can't. All right.
00:20:32
>> Meat and dairy together. And then loin,
00:20:34
sirloin, rump, flank, and heel steak.
00:20:37
So, anything behind. So, they can't have
00:20:39
the back half of the cow.
00:20:40
>> They can only have Chuck, Rib, shoulder,
00:20:42
and plate.
00:20:43
>> No gay stuff.
00:20:44
>> Yeah.
00:20:44
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>> Pulling muscles from a shell.
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>> Great. Squeeze. Great song.
00:23:06
>> Such a good song.
00:23:06
>> Squeeze is such a good band.
00:23:08
>> Isn't it really though?
00:23:09
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:10
>> It's one of those bands that's
00:23:11
underrated. I think people don't People
00:23:12
don't really know.
00:23:13
>> Squeeze is such a good band.
00:23:14
>> Oh, dude. I heard a song yesterday. I
00:23:15
was going to text you.
00:23:16
>> Which is it?
00:23:17
>> Um because I was like, you know how
00:23:19
sometimes you don't hear a lyric? You've
00:23:21
heard it for years,
00:23:22
>> but then you don't think anything of it
00:23:23
and then you hear it again and you're
00:23:24
like, that's what the [ __ ] they were
00:23:26
saying?
00:23:26
>> Yeah. like you know what they're saying.
00:23:28
But um it's a song where he says uh he
00:23:31
says um
00:23:33
and uh uh uh
00:23:37
I've never seen you do that before. That
00:23:38
was scary. [laughter]
00:23:41
>> Something happened.
00:23:42
>> No, but you know it's like uh but get
00:23:44
behind the wheel. [laughter]
00:23:47
>> What the [ __ ] Who does that,
00:23:49
>> dude?
00:23:50
>> Yeah.
00:23:52
[laughter]
00:23:53
It's like a chess master would do that
00:23:54
if they lost
00:23:55
>> like a finger going.
00:23:56
>> They go check
00:23:59
[laughter]
00:24:00
>> I can't think of the name of the song I
00:24:01
was thinking of too and it goes get
00:24:02
behind the wheel of a thing and
00:24:05
it's like after you're drinking you talk
00:24:06
about drinking then after you after you
00:24:08
then you get behind the wheel and crash
00:24:09
into a [ __ ] something
00:24:11
>> and it's just and that's not what the
00:24:12
song is about.
00:24:14
>> Yeah.
00:24:14
>> I'm so bummed that I can't think of
00:24:16
that.
00:24:16
>> You know what song that you got me stuck
00:24:17
on
00:24:18
>> and I'm [ __ ] mad that you influenced
00:24:21
me in this way. What? Oh,
00:24:23
>> let's Black Eyed Peas. Let's get it
00:24:25
started.
00:24:25
>> Oh, no.
00:24:26
>> Oh, [laughter]
00:24:27
>> guess what it is? Guess what it is.
00:24:29
>> Um, what song did I get you stuck on?
00:24:32
I'm thinking what I just recently gave
00:24:33
you.
00:24:34
>> I'll give you the gist of it.
00:24:36
>> Yeah.
00:24:36
>> What?
00:24:38
>> That's not it.
00:24:38
>> That Bill Nye song is so good. Wait,
00:24:40
play this real fast. This makes me laugh
00:24:43
so [music]
00:24:48
beer. Pause it. They can't say Bill, so
00:24:50
they say beer. Beer. Beer. [laughter]
00:24:52
It's the funniest.
00:24:55
>> The Chinese.
00:24:57
>> They're so [ __ ] fun. Look, you guys
00:24:59
are great filmmakers, but you don't do
00:25:00
fun [ __ ] like that.
00:25:02
>> That's fun.
00:25:03
>> Yeah.
00:25:05
>> When you say you beer,
00:25:06
>> when you say you guys, what the [ __ ] do
00:25:08
you mean, dude?
00:25:08
>> Koreans, you [ __ ] [laughter]
00:25:10
>> Korea. I just said you guys make great
00:25:11
film, but you don't do goofball [ __ ]
00:25:12
>> I can say beer.
00:25:14
>> Beer. Beer.
00:25:15
>> Beer.
00:25:15
>> But this is what the Japanese and the
00:25:17
Chinese do the best.
00:25:17
>> I'll tell you the song.
00:25:18
>> Weirdo stuff. Oh, give me a hint.
00:25:20
>> All right. Uh, it's about um it's about
00:25:22
a guy who's in a different country and
00:25:25
he needs something from his dad.
00:25:28
>> He's in trouble.
00:25:30
>> Lawyers, Guns, and Money.
00:25:31
>> Oh my god.
00:25:33
>> Every day I listen that song.
00:25:34
>> It's such a good song,
00:25:34
>> dude. That song Warren Lawyers Guns and
00:25:37
Money.
00:25:38
>> I listen to it every day because OF YOU.
00:25:39
>> SEND LAWYERS GUNS AND MONEY.
00:25:42
>> THE [ __ ] HAS [laughter] HIT the fan.
00:25:43
>> Yeah. Another one is the werewolf song.
00:25:45
I liked it too.
00:25:45
>> Oh, werewolves of London.
00:25:46
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:49
Oh, that kind of sounds like your
00:25:50
stuffing.
00:25:55
[laughter]
00:25:56
Hi, G. I shall beer beer beer beer beer.
00:26:02
[laughter]
00:26:04
>> Warren Zvon, that album will get you.
00:26:07
It's uh uh
00:26:10
not relatable boy. Why can't I think of
00:26:12
the boy?
00:26:12
>> Excitable boy. Sorry. Oh, so
00:26:14
>> what a talent. It's funny. It's like you
00:26:16
discover things like you I'm a music
00:26:18
guy.
00:26:19
>> Yeah.
00:26:19
>> But it just I never was introduced to
00:26:21
him
00:26:22
>> really
00:26:22
>> until I met you.
00:26:24
>> It's so funny. This is exactly something
00:26:25
you would love.
00:26:26
>> I know. I like I can't believe it. Like
00:26:28
I you know when I listen to it now I'm
00:26:30
like it's so interesting because maybe I
00:26:32
you know another band that was like that
00:26:34
with me is Joy Division.
00:26:35
>> Oh I love Joy Division.
00:26:36
>> Yeah. I saw I didn't like Joy Division
00:26:40
until I saw 24-hour party people. You
00:26:42
ever see that movie? Mm-
00:26:43
>> It's about the Manchester music scene
00:26:45
and
00:26:47
Joy Division's in it. There's there's
00:26:49
like a club scene
00:26:51
>> where um Joy Division is playing and
00:26:53
you're going, "What is this?"
00:26:55
>> And they're playing in the movie as
00:26:56
themselves.
00:26:57
>> No, they're not in the movie. There's
00:26:58
actors playing Joy Division. And the guy
00:27:00
does such a good job at portraying Ian
00:27:02
Ian McKay. Ian Curtis. Ian Ian Curtis.
00:27:06
>> And I'm like, "Holy [ __ ] who is this?"
00:27:08
And then I Googled it. I was like, "Oh
00:27:09
[ __ ] it's Joy Division." And then I
00:27:11
just got became obsessed. But it just
00:27:13
never was something that when I
00:27:15
initially heard it,
00:27:16
>> you know, it didn't land.
00:27:17
>> It didn't land with me until
00:27:19
>> Steve Kugan is so talented, by the way.
00:27:21
It's like one of the one of the
00:27:22
funniest, smartest dudes. I think it's
00:27:24
so funny how like American culture
00:27:26
doesn't really know Steve Kugan.
00:27:28
>> Yeah.
00:27:28
>> I would you'd argue most Americans don't
00:27:30
know who that is, right?
00:27:31
>> Damen Cochburn.
00:27:32
>> Yeah, Mr. Cochburn.
00:27:33
>> You see these?
00:27:34
>> The trips are great. That's why
00:27:35
Americans might know them because of the
00:27:37
trips, but I just think they're so
00:27:38
popular in in England and not as much
00:27:40
here.
00:27:40
>> Yeah.
00:27:41
>> But those movies are so good. The
00:27:42
original Trip is the best.
00:27:43
>> What is it?
00:27:44
>> It's just like it's them two. It's
00:27:46
literally like a kind of like a loose
00:27:48
It's like a loose concept film about
00:27:50
these two. It feels Docu style, but it's
00:27:53
not.
00:27:54
>> But it is
00:27:55
>> heightened versions of themselves.
00:27:56
They're in Hollywood still. Like
00:27:58
>> it's them, but it's not. It's It's very
00:28:01
brilliant. And it's just two best
00:28:02
friends on vacation. And they just get
00:28:04
themselves into some [ __ ]
00:28:06
>> Oh, they're movies.
00:28:07
>> Yeah.
00:28:08
>> Yeah. There's a series.
00:28:09
>> Are they good?
00:28:10
>> They're fantastic.
00:28:10
>> They're funny.
00:28:11
>> We should do that.
00:28:12
>> Yeah.
00:28:12
>> We should do that. We should do our
00:28:14
version of the trip.
00:28:14
>> Yeah.
00:28:15
>> I went to um a Christmas party last
00:28:17
night.
00:28:17
>> Who? Who?
00:28:18
>> Art and Marin.
00:28:19
>> Oh, I know. I heard you told me this.
00:28:21
But it was her and Bert.
00:28:23
>> Bert was there. Yeah, it was her party,
00:28:25
but Bert was there
00:28:26
>> at her house.
00:28:26
>> At her house. And I ran into one of my
00:28:29
favorite people of all time.
00:28:31
>> Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me
00:28:32
guess.
00:28:33
>> MH is his initials.
00:28:35
>> Kevin Spacy. [laughter]
00:28:37
>> MH. Man,
00:28:38
>> there's a lot of young boys here.
00:28:42
>> Michael Hitchcock.
00:28:43
>> I don't know who that is.
00:28:45
>> You ever see Best in Show?
00:28:46
>> Love Best in Show.
00:28:47
>> Yeah.
00:28:47
>> Oh, yeah. He's great.
00:28:49
>> Yeah. Hitch was there.
00:28:50
>> So, he was there at Ardan's house.
00:28:52
>> Yeah.
00:28:52
>> How was the How was the party?
00:28:53
>> I was there for five minutes. [laughter]
00:28:55
>> So, it was a good party.
00:28:56
>> I do like a five minute whenever she has
00:28:58
a party. I do five minutes. I I'll do a
00:28:59
round
00:29:01
>> hug and then leave.
00:29:02
>> Why? Why go then?
00:29:04
>> Because I
00:29:05
>> cuz my therapist my Cuz you know you
00:29:06
know I'm a loner.
00:29:07
>> Yeah.
00:29:07
>> And I don't leave the house. Yeah.
00:29:09
>> So my therapist is like you got to just
00:29:11
try to participate.
00:29:13
>> So I try to participate.
00:29:14
>> Yeah. But I see I disagree. You're 54
00:29:17
years old at this point. Don't do
00:29:18
anything you don't want.
00:29:19
>> I know. But if you look at my mom,
00:29:20
that's where I'm headed.
00:29:22
>> She looks great.
00:29:23
>> I know. She looks great, but she doesn't
00:29:24
like leaving the house and she only
00:29:26
plays iPad games. What's wrong with
00:29:28
that?
00:29:29
>> There's nothing wrong with it, but it's
00:29:30
like, you know, I I want to be able to
00:29:31
be, you know, how do you you you got to
00:29:34
be social. That's a part of the human
00:29:35
condition.
00:29:36
>> No,
00:29:36
>> it's not.
00:29:37
>> No, you already did it.
00:29:39
>> Oh, I did it
00:29:39
>> for 54 years. You've did it.
00:29:41
>> Oh,
00:29:41
>> you've paid all your dues. You don't owe
00:29:43
anybody [ __ ] You can go or don't go.
00:29:44
>> Yeah. I'm just I think I'm like my mom.
00:29:47
>> It's great.
00:29:48
>> Yeah.
00:29:48
>> She looks happy and healthy. But, by the
00:29:50
way, she got frustrated because she
00:29:51
logged out of YouTube. That was like a
00:29:52
huge debacle.
00:29:53
>> Oh, yeah.
00:29:54
>> She was like, "You YouTube YouTube?"
00:29:55
Yeah. And you're like, "Mom, we'll do
00:29:56
And she's like, "Now you're like, we're
00:29:58
doing the podcast."
00:29:59
>> That's another thing that I have. I want
00:30:00
it now.
00:30:02
>> If you wanted YouTube now, I want mine
00:30:03
now.
00:30:04
>> That's exactly how you are.
00:30:04
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do it now. Do it now.
00:30:06
>> That's funny. You want it right now.
00:30:07
>> I want it right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:08
>> But But you're not a guy that if you say
00:30:10
you're going to do it, doesn't mean
00:30:11
you're going to do it now.
00:30:13
>> What do you mean?
00:30:14
>> You want things done right now? Yeah.
00:30:16
>> But if you say you're going to do
00:30:17
something, doesn't mean you you're going
00:30:19
to
00:30:19
>> Oh, I don't do it now.
00:30:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, you have to do it now.
00:30:22
Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. I do it
00:30:23
when I want to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:24
>> I'm that guy. I make up my mind and I'm
00:30:26
going to do something, I just do it. And
00:30:28
even if it's like even it's it's
00:30:30
chunking time out of something else, I
00:30:32
if I really want to do it, I'm going to
00:30:34
do it. I don't give a [ __ ]
00:30:35
>> I was like that with tennis rackets and
00:30:37
ice skates. [laughter]
00:30:40
>> What?
00:30:40
>> Not enough.
00:30:41
>> What?
00:30:42
>> Not enough.
00:30:42
>> No. The other day I was like, I need
00:30:44
tennis rackets. I want did it. I woke up
00:30:45
and I'm getting tennis rackets.
00:30:46
>> See, I like that.
00:30:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. I want ice skates. I'm going
00:30:49
ice skates. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
00:30:50
>> I'm going to do it. I'm going to
00:30:51
>> And they just stay in my closet for like
00:30:53
years.
00:30:54
But you got them.
00:30:55
>> I got them
00:30:55
>> just in case we need to skate.
00:30:56
>> Yeah, cuz I've had a lot of people go,
00:30:58
"You want to play tennis? I I got to get
00:31:00
rackets."
00:31:01
>> Who? Kirk.
00:31:02
>> Yeah. Other people. Just people. Just
00:31:03
random people. You want to play tennis?
00:31:06
I don't play tennis with you.
00:31:07
>> But you don't.
00:31:08
>> Cuz I didn't have any rackets. Now I
00:31:09
have
00:31:10
>> Now you got how many rackets?
00:31:11
>> Just two prints. Red ones.
00:31:13
>> Two print. So you bought two rackets
00:31:15
even though you need one.
00:31:16
>> I always have two.
00:31:17
>> Overprepared.
00:31:18
>> No.
00:31:18
>> In case you break one.
00:31:19
>> I hit so hard. [laughter]
00:31:22
Dude, I was on the tennis team in high
00:31:23
school. I told you that. I got those red
00:31:25
ones right there.
00:31:25
>> Tell me your your What was the food at
00:31:27
Ardan's house?
00:31:29
>> Tacos?
00:31:30
>> A taco truck?
00:31:31
>> No, just tacos in the house.
00:31:32
>> Who's got Who made tacos in the house?
00:31:34
>> So, I was there with Andrea Jyn. She
00:31:36
came too. Yeah.
00:31:36
>> And she started eating the tacos. And I
00:31:38
You never I I don't know about you. You
00:31:40
probably do it.
00:31:43
>> Here's what I like about your parties
00:31:45
versus other parties.
00:31:46
>> Sure.
00:31:46
>> Okay. So, at your parties, you have a
00:31:50
dude making it. Correct. Yeah. Right.
00:31:52
Yeah.
00:31:53
>> Like I've been to Carlos Mensia's house
00:31:55
at for his parties. He has a guy.
00:31:56
>> You pay for someone to make that.
00:31:58
>> Yeah. Yeah. So he's
00:32:00
>> then you can enjoy the party. Yeah.
00:32:02
>> You know what [laughter] I mean? How
00:32:03
whatever they
00:32:06
beer beer beer.
00:32:07
>> Right. Right. So but then you go to some
00:32:09
houses and there it's just there sitting
00:32:12
in a cylinder
00:32:14
>> like it was ordered or they made it
00:32:15
early.
00:32:15
>> I don't know how it came about. I don't
00:32:17
know how it manifests itself.
00:32:19
>> You don't like it either way.
00:32:20
>> Right. But I need to see it made.
00:32:22
>> Uhhuh.
00:32:22
>> On the spot.
00:32:23
>> I understand what you're saying.
00:32:24
>> So if it's sitting there, who knows? It
00:32:26
could have been there yesterday,
00:32:28
>> right?
00:32:28
>> They had Do you know you had two party?
00:32:30
You had day two party.
00:32:31
>> Yeah. So then Andrea took ate a um a
00:32:35
taco and I was like, I wouldn't eat
00:32:36
that. She weird.
00:32:38
>> And then 30 minutes later, she goes, "My
00:32:40
tummy hurts." I go,
00:32:41
>> "See?"
00:32:42
>> Yeah. See, that's you see the guy make
00:32:44
it. Well, that's like when we went to
00:32:45
Tim's when Tim had his house here and he
00:32:47
had when Dylan had his Christmas
00:32:48
parties,
00:32:49
>> he would literally have a staff of 10
00:32:50
people cooking.
00:32:51
>> Yeah.
00:32:51
>> He had someone [ __ ] he had just a
00:32:54
baker to make desserts.
00:32:56
>> Yeah.
00:32:56
>> He hired someone to bake just dessert. A
00:32:59
pastry chef is I'm dumb. I can't say. A
00:33:01
pastry chef just for desserts and then
00:33:03
four chefs. Yep.
00:33:04
>> Regular chefs.
00:33:06
>> Yeah.
00:33:06
>> And they were doing the Yes chef. I
00:33:08
heard the sue chef being like, "Do you
00:33:09
like Yes, chef. Right here, chef." Yeah.
00:33:11
>> I was like, "This is a kitchen." He's He
00:33:13
brought the bear to his [ __ ] house.
00:33:15
>> Yeah. You know what else I like?
00:33:16
>> He's extravagant, dude.
00:33:17
>> He's an extravagant guy. He is.
00:33:18
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:19
>> I also like places where it looks like a
00:33:22
lab at a restaurant, for instance.
00:33:23
You're at Ding Tyong,
00:33:25
>> right? And there's a gigantic open
00:33:27
window and you see they're all in white
00:33:30
with masks and they're folding the
00:33:32
dumplings.
00:33:33
>> Oh, I love it.
00:33:34
>> Pikita Moss, you see them making the
00:33:36
tortillas.
00:33:36
>> Home state. They make them They make
00:33:38
them there in front of
00:33:38
>> They make it right in front of you,
00:33:39
right? So that I like that
00:33:41
>> right there.
00:33:41
>> Yeah. No, that's a lab. That's the Wuhan
00:33:44
lab. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:46
>> Bring up the Wuhan lab.
00:33:47
>> No, they're making dumplings and co.
00:33:49
[laughter]
00:33:50
>> That's where they put They're Asians.
00:33:52
They have work ethic, right? They can do
00:33:54
two things at once.
00:33:55
>> One guy [ __ ] up. He's like, "Oh, I was
00:33:58
supposed to make Kobe today." [laughter]
00:34:00
>> Yeah.
00:34:00
>> Wasted all of his time making dumplings.
00:34:02
>> But don't you you like Ding Taiong?
00:34:05
>> Here's what I like about this. I can see
00:34:06
them putting in the work.
00:34:08
>> That's right. Like, did you see that
00:34:10
video of the guy that restaurant here in
00:34:11
Southern California? They got in
00:34:13
trouble. They got closed down cuz he was
00:34:14
breaking up frozen ribs in the back of
00:34:16
the restaurant on the ground.
00:34:16
>> I saw that. I saw that. I saw that
00:34:18
>> on the ground. That's so gross. Have you
00:34:20
seen that? It was so gross.
00:34:21
>> Big frozen slab OF RIBS AND
00:34:22
>> SLAMMING IT ON THE GROUND, [laughter]
00:34:25
>> DUDE. It was one of the funniest things
00:34:26
I think I've ever seen. And then then
00:34:29
the Yeah, that's him out back. Look at
00:34:30
that. Play that video. He's behind the
00:34:32
restaurant and he's just throwing the
00:34:33
ribs on the ground. This is someone like
00:34:36
from their apartment.
00:34:38
>> [laughter]
00:34:38
>> Look at this. Hey,
00:34:40
>> just trying to break them up a little
00:34:42
bit.
00:34:42
>> Whoa.
00:34:43
>> On a box. Yeah.
00:34:44
>> Put the cardboard down.
00:34:45
>> Look at it. Falls on the ground three or
00:34:46
four times. They throw They just fall on
00:34:48
the ground.
00:34:49
>> Look at that. Gross. [laughter]
00:34:50
>> Now, here's my argument for this guy.
00:34:52
>> You're defending him.
00:34:53
>> He's Asian
00:34:54
>> for a second.
00:34:54
>> Okay.
00:34:55
>> Well, yeah, of course.
00:34:55
>> He's not Asian.
00:34:56
>> Yes, he is.
00:34:56
>> No, he's not.
00:34:57
>> The way he's throwing is absolutely
00:34:58
>> pause.
00:34:59
>> When it zooms in,
00:35:00
>> can you zoom in?
00:35:01
>> No. Let them do it here. She'll zoom in
00:35:02
a little bit there.
00:35:04
>> That's 100% an Asian guy,
00:35:05
>> I So
00:35:06
>> there's there's literally no doubt in my
00:35:07
mind.
00:35:07
>> I think you're right.
00:35:08
>> The way he throws is Asian.
00:35:09
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How do Asians throw?
00:35:12
>> Oh, okay.
00:35:13
>> You can hear it.
00:35:14
>> No, but listen here. Faux love. It was
00:35:16
called faux love. Uh and let me tell you
00:35:18
why I'm defending him for a heartbeat.
00:35:21
Permanently close. That sucks. Here's my
00:35:23
only semi-defense. They're frozen.
00:35:26
Nothing is sticking to frozen a fro. No,
00:35:30
you could literally dip that in trash,
00:35:32
take it out, blow it off. It's nothing.
00:35:34
It's frozen. And it's solid. Then when
00:35:36
you cook it, you're cooking away
00:35:37
whatever would be.
00:35:38
>> You can also wash it
00:35:39
>> 100%. It's frozen.
00:35:40
>> I think you're right.
00:35:40
>> It's frozen.
00:35:41
>> Yeah.
00:35:41
>> And by the way,
00:35:42
>> I don't think the optics is good
00:35:43
[laughter] though.
00:35:44
>> No.
00:35:46
>> No. It's bad. Also, how much how much
00:35:48
other [ __ ] do they do [laughter] that
00:35:50
with?
00:35:50
>> Right.
00:35:50
>> Like like And look at there's a mop
00:35:52
bucket right next to him. It's [ __ ]
00:35:53
gross.
00:35:54
>> Yeah.
00:35:54
>> But this is the thing. As Americans,
00:35:56
we're spoiled rotten. This happens all
00:35:58
over the [ __ ] world. [snorts] And
00:35:59
they don't think twice.
00:36:00
>> I think you're right. I think the reason
00:36:01
why I like the lab atmosphere, right, is
00:36:04
you're you have assurance.
00:36:06
>> You're assured.
00:36:06
>> Yeah. I mean, you look in Ding Taiong
00:36:08
and you're like, "Okay, he's not
00:36:10
throwing that dumpling on the ground,
00:36:12
[laughter]
00:36:13
>> right?" And then some places when you
00:36:15
don't, you don't know what goes like I
00:36:17
believe that like I think that like if
00:36:18
you go to Taco Bell something, they spit
00:36:19
in the [ __ ] stuff.
00:36:20
>> I don't believe that.
00:36:21
>> You don't?
00:36:21
>> I don't think so. Cuz I worked at
00:36:23
McDonald's. I worked at fast food. Yeah.
00:36:25
We never did that.
00:36:26
>> Yeah. You cuz you're a good guy.
00:36:27
>> No. No. But I didn't. Okay. There were
00:36:29
some other friends of mine that were
00:36:30
there that were [ __ ] up to no
00:36:32
goodies. Yeah. They never did [ __ ] like
00:36:34
that. You know what you would do
00:36:34
instead? Because if you got caught doing
00:36:37
that, dude, that's also against the law.
00:36:39
You can you could go to jail for that,
00:36:41
right? Spitting in someone food, that's
00:36:42
a
00:36:42
>> you know how easy it is to spit without
00:36:44
anyone seeing.
00:36:44
>> It's a biohazard, though.
00:36:46
>> Okay,
00:36:46
>> that's bad. No, guys would do [ __ ] like
00:36:48
that. They would [ __ ] up their order on
00:36:50
purpose.
00:36:50
>> Uh
00:36:51
>> that happens all the time.
00:36:52
>> They like, "Fuck this asshole." And so
00:36:54
they'd give them like one less nugget.
00:36:55
>> Yeah. That's like such a good because by
00:36:58
the way, you get the bag and most of us
00:37:00
you go for fries on the ride home.
00:37:02
>> Unless you're really hungry, you're
00:37:03
probably not going to eat the nuggets
00:37:04
until you get home and you open it up
00:37:06
and see five instead of six. Pissed.
00:37:08
It's a perfect You're mad about that.
00:37:10
>> I'd be [ __ ] pissed. I want six. If I
00:37:12
order six, I want six.
00:37:14
>> What if there's seven? [laughter] Are
00:37:16
you extra happy?
00:37:17
>> That's amazing.
00:37:18
>> Are you not extra happy when an extra
00:37:20
nugget falls in there?
00:37:20
>> You know what I don't like?
00:37:22
>> When a random thing that's in the nugget
00:37:24
box, like one fry. I love that.
00:37:26
>> No, I don't like that. I don't
00:37:27
>> give me a rogue onion ring all day long.
00:37:29
>> I don't want a rogue one.
00:37:30
>> Love it. No.
00:37:30
>> What is he doing in there? He's on an
00:37:31
adventure.
00:37:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't want No.
00:37:33
>> He's like, I got free.
00:37:34
>> I'm like, stay with your kind.
00:37:35
[laughter] All right.
00:37:36
>> Yeah. Stay with your kind, dude. All
00:37:38
right.
00:37:38
>> Whoa.
00:37:39
>> Onion rings. Just hang out with onion
00:37:41
rings. All right. If you come over to,
00:37:43
you know what I mean? French fry land.
00:37:45
Right.
00:37:46
>> I'm calling ICE. [laughter]
00:37:48
>> It's big. Se That's We should open up a
00:37:50
fast food place called segregation.
00:37:51
>> Yeah.
00:37:52
>> Separate. Separate but equal.
00:37:53
>> Yeah.
00:37:53
>> Yeah.
00:37:54
>> But they're not. You like that?
00:37:55
>> Yeah. Onion rings belong with onion
00:37:57
rings.
00:37:58
>> All right. What about this?
00:37:58
>> You think I'm going to let MY ONION RING
00:37:59
GET YOUR FRENCH FRY ASS DAUGHTER?
00:38:01
[laughter]
00:38:01
>> YEAH.
00:38:02
>> [ __ ] ass French fry ass daughter.
00:38:04
>> What if you open your a nugget box and
00:38:06
there's something in there that's not
00:38:07
even on the menu? [laughter]
00:38:09
>> What is it?
00:38:10
>> What?
00:38:10
>> What is it?
00:38:11
>> Like uh like like you know sauteed duck.
00:38:15
>> Oh my god. How good.
00:38:16
>> No, but you're at Taco Bell. [laughter]
00:38:18
>> I know. It's a new menu item.
00:38:20
>> Okay. No. No. It's something that's why
00:38:22
would it be there? Like an egg roll.
00:38:24
>> Yeah, like an egg roll. Yeah, you're at
00:38:26
you're at you you go to McDonald's
00:38:28
fries, you open it, and there's an egg
00:38:29
roll in there.
00:38:30
>> Bonus bonus egg roll.
00:38:31
>> Yeah, but where did it come from?
00:38:33
>> Who [laughter] cares?
00:38:34
>> Is it the same thing as you're talking
00:38:35
about? Like I'm going for a ride.
00:38:37
>> Yeah.
00:38:38
>> Imagine that adventure. I [laughter]
00:38:40
went from Panda Express,
00:38:43
right? I took a Door Dash ride to
00:38:45
[ __ ] McDonald's. I hop out.
00:38:48
>> I jump into the
00:38:49
>> This does happen cuz they have KFC Taco
00:38:51
Bell combo places now.
00:38:52
>> Yeah. I can see it.
00:38:53
>> Okay. So, that does happen and I'd be
00:38:55
okay with that.
00:38:55
>> I Yeah. Don't hit your ride.
00:38:57
>> We We're different in that way.
00:38:58
>> I understand.
00:38:59
>> Okay. Yeah.
00:39:00
>> If it's fast food and it's fried, who
00:39:02
cares how it got in there? I'll take it.
00:39:04
>> Yeah. We used to [ __ ] with people in
00:39:05
that, right? But we'd steal from that
00:39:06
McDonald's. That's why my buddies got
00:39:08
fired.
00:39:08
>> Yeah.
00:39:08
>> My buddy Chris
00:39:10
>> because if our friends came, we'd give
00:39:11
them as much stuff as we could.
00:39:12
>> Yeah.
00:39:13
>> It was hard to steal money. You could
00:39:15
We'd steal food, but sometimes you'd
00:39:17
steal money. Sometimes you wouldn't put
00:39:19
in a late order if it was super late and
00:39:21
they're in the window. M
00:39:22
>> you wouldn't punch it in. You would be
00:39:23
like, "Yeah, yeah, I'll do it." And then
00:39:24
you'd make up the number of what you
00:39:26
think. You'd be like, "475." And then
00:39:28
you would just go get the item and not
00:39:29
ring it up.
00:39:30
>> Oo. They used to do that at a comedy
00:39:32
club. I know.
00:39:34
>> Seriously? Oh, yeah.
00:39:35
>> Where?
00:39:35
>> They had an old system and then the
00:39:38
waitresses they they could like um
00:39:40
charge somebody and then void it easily.
00:39:42
>> Oh, the voiding.
00:39:43
>> Yeah. Yeah. And then just take all the
00:39:44
cash.
00:39:44
>> See, the voiding is tough cuz it still
00:39:45
shows up in the system. See, I I've
00:39:46
worked in restaurants. I I know how that
00:39:48
goes. Well, yeah, because you get the
00:39:49
manager, can you void that drink out
00:39:50
that no one wanted it, but then you give
00:39:52
your buddy that drink?
00:39:53
>> I've done that, but they're still
00:39:54
traceable. With McDonald's, you would
00:39:56
take the order, but not take it down.
00:39:58
Just go back to the kitchen and be like,
00:39:59
can I get a double double double to go?
00:40:01
>> And then they'll, you know, they slide
00:40:02
you that double quarter pounder.
00:40:04
>> So, the matter, they don't count the
00:40:06
patties. What I mean by that is
00:40:08
>> it's a box of You should see McDonald's
00:40:10
gets a box of like 700 frozen patties.
00:40:12
>> Yeah, but if I was I'm Asian.
00:40:14
>> One, two.
00:40:15
>> Yeah, I'm counting. [laughter]
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00:40:21
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>> If I'm the manager at Yeah.
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>> You have so much to do when you're the
00:43:04
manager. You're busy as [ __ ]
00:43:05
>> Like fries is one thing. That's insane.
00:43:07
>> You mean you better count.
00:43:08
>> We have 42,695
00:43:10
fries today. You know what I mean? You
00:43:12
better not [ __ ] steal. [laughter]
00:43:14
>> That's crazy.
00:43:14
>> Here's why it doesn't matter. Because at
00:43:16
McDonald's, if you ever work in fast
00:43:18
food, so much stuff ends up on the floor
00:43:20
on accident. Yeah.
00:43:21
>> Fries, a nugget, patty. This happens cuz
00:43:24
when you're when people are moving.
00:43:25
>> You're right. You're right. You're
00:43:25
right. Okay. I stand corrected. I stand
00:43:27
corrected.
00:43:28
>> You know, you know my favorite [ __ ] was
00:43:30
>> when we'd have to replace the Coke bag.
00:43:32
>> So, cuz it's a per because McDonald's
00:43:33
has like the perfect mixture of
00:43:34
Coca-Cola. That's why it's the best
00:43:36
Coca-Cola in the [ __ ] world other
00:43:38
than Mexican Coke in a bottle. But to go
00:43:40
Coke is McDonald's because their their
00:43:43
syrup mixture is like perfectly
00:43:45
measured, but it's so dense and sweet
00:43:47
that you like hook up the sugar bag, the
00:43:49
the syrup bag, and it's got the then the
00:43:51
carbonation and the the the soda water.
00:43:54
>> Sometimes it would leak out of the top
00:43:56
like the plastic top and I suck on that.
00:44:00
Oh my god, it's so good, dude. I like
00:44:02
that.
00:44:02
>> That's it. You can feel your teeth
00:44:04
falling out. [laughter]
00:44:05
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:06
>> It's It's got to be like 1,000 g of
00:44:08
sugar per like because it's it's
00:44:09
condensed.
00:44:10
>> Yeah.
00:44:10
>> It's so [ __ ] Those are so good, dude.
00:44:12
And the smell of those when you crack it
00:44:14
open.
00:44:16
>> I used Dude, I loved working at
00:44:17
McDonald's. It was [ __ ] It was the
00:44:18
best first job I ever had. I was 15. It
00:44:21
was awesome. And I fed all my friends. I
00:44:24
got paid good money.
00:44:26
>> Yeah.
00:44:26
>> Like I I got paid like a minimum wage,
00:44:28
but it was like good when you could
00:44:29
still [ __ ] like Yeah. Look at that.
00:44:31
Smoking a joint of McDonald's Coke. Hey
00:44:33
yo,
00:44:34
>> do they drug test there? No,
00:44:36
>> I I mean this was a long time ago. They
00:44:38
might now. I don't think they drug No,
00:44:40
they didn't drug test us because
00:44:41
everyone we was there was on drugs.
00:44:43
>> No. Would you feel safer when androids
00:44:45
take over like robot? Like if like cuz
00:44:48
when you go to a McDonald's eventually
00:44:50
it's going to be no humans working
00:44:51
there.
00:44:51
>> That's [ __ ] a bummer. Well, even now
00:44:53
I went to a McDonald's. Where were we?
00:44:55
And and you have to order through the
00:44:56
[ __ ]
00:44:57
>> You guys see the Tesla the Tesla diner
00:45:00
in Hollywood? All all robotized.
00:45:03
>> Let's Let's burn it. Let's go burn it
00:45:05
down.
00:45:06
>> Is it just made out of cyber trucks?
00:45:09
[laughter]
00:45:09
>> That's it.
00:45:10
>> [ __ ] that place. [ __ ] him. [ __ ] that
00:45:12
whole place. Stupid.
00:45:15
>> But that's the future guy.
00:45:16
>> No. No. There will still be a need for
00:45:18
human.
00:45:18
>> I don't know.
00:45:19
>> No, we will. We'll want that.
00:45:21
>> Look at that influencer.
00:45:24
>> Hey guys, I'm here with my tits and this
00:45:26
robot.
00:45:27
>> Yeah. Oh my god,
00:45:29
>> he's making me popcorn. [laughter]
00:45:32
The Korea Daily,
00:45:34
>> of course.
00:45:34
>> So funny.
00:45:36
>> What's so funny about that?
00:45:38
>> I was happy we made it all the way there
00:45:40
in their news. It's pretty cool.
00:45:42
>> We go deep. Do you really think that
00:45:43
that's going you're that's I think that
00:45:45
people are still going to want people to
00:45:47
run a thing.
00:45:48
>> I don't know.
00:45:50
I I like I like the niche niche of it.
00:45:53
>> The niche of the future.
00:45:56
>> Yeah.
00:45:56
>> Well, it's going to be everywhere. So,
00:45:57
the niche would be humans making food
00:45:58
still. But right now when I see a we go
00:46:01
I get excited.
00:46:03
>> Then eventually you get excited.
00:46:05
[laughter]
00:46:06
>> Talking about you.
00:46:08
>> You do get excited. [laughter]
00:46:11
>> Sorry. Way more. I mean way more.
00:46:13
>> Whimos suck,
00:46:14
>> dude. They're the best.
00:46:16
>> They stopped in it stopped in front of
00:46:17
us in the hotel. Remember that? And it
00:46:19
couldn't get by us.
00:46:20
>> Olympics are better. [laughter]
00:46:23
>> Whimos suck. You don't like that [ __ ]
00:46:24
[ __ ] that.
00:46:25
>> I love it.
00:46:26
>> No. Remember what the guy said to us in
00:46:27
the car when he was like, "Wheimos are
00:46:29
[ __ ] because what if you get into an
00:46:31
accident, something happens?" Uh, the
00:46:34
doors lock.
00:46:35
>> You know, you can't get out of those
00:46:36
things until you're at your destination.
00:46:39
>> You couldn't just get out if you needed
00:46:40
to in an emergency.
00:46:41
>> Like poo.
00:46:42
>> Anything.
00:46:43
>> You'd have to poo in the Whimo.
00:46:44
>> Oh my god.
00:46:45
>> Whimo with toilet.
00:46:47
>> Wow.
00:46:47
>> Come on up to the front if you have to.
00:46:48
[ __ ]
00:46:50
>> But it doesn't blow your mind when you
00:46:51
see a Whimo. Like
00:46:52
>> it pisses me off.
00:46:54
>> They're too slow, Bob.
00:46:55
>> They suck. I know, but it's just being
00:46:56
backed. It's just so weird when you look
00:46:58
at the [ __ ] driver's seat. There's no
00:46:59
one in there.
00:47:00
>> Okay, let me give for someone like you.
00:47:01
I'm going to prove why you you don't
00:47:03
need you don't want Whimo. In the
00:47:04
future, if it's all Whimos and they're
00:47:06
all self-driving and no one gets to
00:47:08
drive, then you ha then everything is
00:47:10
going to be on time
00:47:12
[laughter]
00:47:13
and you like that things aren't on time.
00:47:15
You enjoy the fact that there's leeway
00:47:17
and there's wiggle room. I like that
00:47:18
about you.
00:47:19
>> Screw we go. [laughter]
00:47:22
>> [applause]
00:47:23
>> I just
00:47:23
>> I like human error, too.
00:47:25
>> Human error.
00:47:26
>> Yeah,
00:47:26
>> human error. Human error.
00:47:28
>> That's where the magic happens.
00:47:29
>> The ribs on the ground,
00:47:30
>> right? That's [laughter] where the magic
00:47:31
happens. Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:32
>> That store is closed down permanently.
00:47:34
Faux love.
00:47:35
>> There's a nail in my bread stick.
00:47:37
[laughter]
00:47:37
>> I love that.
00:47:38
>> It's a fun story.
00:47:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You eat it anyway.
00:47:41
>> Think about that. The news is not going
00:47:42
to have anything to talk about if
00:47:44
everything is automated.
00:47:45
>> Yeah.
00:47:45
>> How boring. How boring. There is no
00:47:48
chaos anymore.
00:47:48
>> I want the chaos.
00:47:49
>> We love chaos. anarchy, bro.
00:47:52
>> That we do need we need [ __ ] up
00:47:54
stories. We need wild [ __ ] to go down.
00:47:56
>> That's why when you if you married an
00:47:58
android, there's no human error there.
00:48:00
There's no excitement.
00:48:01
>> It does anything you need it to do.
00:48:02
>> Exactly.
00:48:03
>> There's no fights. There's no argument.
00:48:04
>> You want some You need some combative.
00:48:06
We love drama.
00:48:08
>> Think about a TV.
00:48:08
>> I want to watch Pride and Prejudice
00:48:10
tonight.
00:48:11
>> Right. And you know that argument.
00:48:14
>> You're like, "No, come on. Let's watch
00:48:15
casino." No. Last night was your movie
00:48:17
night,
00:48:18
>> right?
00:48:18
>> Tonight, Pride and Prejudice. Uh, I
00:48:20
know. I hate Pride and Prejudice.
00:48:21
>> Did you watch it?
00:48:22
>> Pride and Prejudice? Yeah, I've seen it
00:48:23
years ago.
00:48:24
>> God, it's so crazy because every girl
00:48:27
that I know like gets angry that I
00:48:29
haven't seen it.
00:48:30
>> You haven't seen Pride and
00:48:31
>> I don't even know what it is.
00:48:32
>> There's a million versions, too.
00:48:34
>> Yeah. Yeah. But they go, "You haven't
00:48:36
seen it. It's a masterpiece." And I'm
00:48:38
like, "You just said that about The
00:48:39
Notebook."
00:48:40
>> Oh, that was
00:48:41
>> You think it's in the masterpiece?
00:48:43
>> Can I tell you something?
00:48:43
>> What?
00:48:44
>> Never saw it.
00:48:45
>> See, that's what I'm saying. That's
00:48:46
>> I never saw The Notebook.
00:48:47
>> Yeah. There's films that I know I You
00:48:49
know what's so funny? Like I never saw
00:48:50
Brokeback Mountain, but I got the gist.
00:48:53
>> So I never saw There's movies that I
00:48:54
just never saw.
00:48:55
>> I got the gist, too. Yeah,
00:48:56
>> I got the gizz. I got the gizz.
00:48:58
>> Um Yeah. I You know what? Can I be
00:48:59
honest with you?
00:49:00
>> It's funny. I didn't see Brokeback
00:49:01
Mountain, but I did see Moonlight.
00:49:03
>> I love Moonlight.
00:49:03
>> It's just Black It's just Black
00:49:05
Brokeback Mountain.
00:49:05
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:06
>> Black Back Mountain.
00:49:07
>> Broke Black Mountain.
00:49:08
>> Broke Black Mountain.
00:49:09
>> Yeah. [laughter] I've never seen
00:49:11
Brokeback Mountain either.
00:49:12
>> It's just I'm not interested in in
00:49:13
seeing it.
00:49:14
>> I want to see it though cuz I heard it's
00:49:15
really good.
00:49:15
>> We should all go see it.
00:49:16
>> Doubt it. You've seen it?
00:49:18
>> No. It's amazing.
00:49:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. Why? Wait, why haven't you
00:49:21
seen it?
00:49:21
>> Just one of those. I didn't I realized I
00:49:23
didn't even see the second Kill Bill
00:49:24
till today.
00:49:25
>> Yeah.
00:49:25
>> These guys went to Kill Bill without us
00:49:27
today.
00:49:28
>> You know what movie I'm trying to watch
00:49:29
right now? It's hard to get through. I
00:49:30
don't know why. Barry Lynon.
00:49:32
>> Oh, it's so good.
00:49:33
>> I know. It's beautifully shot,
00:49:35
>> but I can't get into it. Look at a
00:49:37
Chinese Look at You're wearing a cowboy
00:49:39
hat. Anyway,
00:49:40
>> I like Chinese cowboys.
00:49:42
>> When's When have you seen them?
00:49:43
>> There's so many Chinese cowboys. You
00:49:45
don't know that. There's a documentary
00:49:46
about Chinese cowboys
00:49:47
>> in China.
00:49:48
>> Look, there's an untold America about
00:49:50
Chinese cowboys. You've never seen this?
00:49:51
>> No.
00:49:51
>> It's amazing.
00:49:52
>> Oh, look. Go to the historical photo.
00:49:55
>> Oh, zoom in. Look at that, dude.
00:49:58
>> Giddy up, doggy. [laughter]
00:50:02
>> He's
00:50:03
>> doing wide eyes like you.
00:50:05
>> Yeah, he is doing wide eyes on the
00:50:06
right.
00:50:06
>> Yeah.
00:50:07
>> Ride the damn cowboy.
00:50:09
>> No, he just got an order he didn't want
00:50:10
to do. [laughter]
00:50:12
Hey, man. And you're going to take that
00:50:13
piece of dynamite, go in that hole, and
00:50:14
light it up. What? [laughter]
00:50:18
>> Wait, this is not That's Shen Yune.
00:50:21
>> Yeah,
00:50:22
>> that's just Shen Yune backstage.
00:50:24
>> Is that Is that in America?
00:50:26
>> Yeah.
00:50:27
>> Uh, it's in 1888.
00:50:29
>> Wow. There were Asians back then.
00:50:30
>> The good old days.
00:50:31
>> Yeah, but I'm I'm sure they were like, I
00:50:34
want to go back home
00:50:36
>> now. This is your home now, pal.
00:50:38
>> But do you think they were they were
00:50:39
miserable back then? And one day your
00:50:41
great great grandson's going to open up
00:50:43
a Thai food joint
00:50:45
>> in San Jose and it will get closed down
00:50:47
because of health code violations.
00:50:48
>> You know how I know it was bad for them?
00:50:50
When you watch Tombstone, Deadwood, any
00:50:52
of those things? There's only one guy.
00:50:55
>> One's if that
00:50:56
>> one's enough.
00:50:57
>> You know what I mean? But so where are
00:50:58
the other people?
00:50:59
>> I don't know. I don't know.
00:51:01
>> Yeah,
00:51:01
>> you got one. I watched Goonies again.
00:51:03
You know,
00:51:04
>> I watched Goonies on the plane the other
00:51:05
day.
00:51:06
>> It's a good movie.
00:51:07
>> It's a flawless movie.
00:51:08
>> Yeah, it's perfect. It's exactly what a
00:51:10
movie should be. It's an adventure. I
00:51:12
watched backtoback with Sandlot. I went
00:51:14
Sandlock Goonies and I was like, "This
00:51:16
is perfect. These are just kids going on
00:51:18
an adventure." That was movies at that
00:51:20
era was just like, "Put them in a weird
00:51:22
situation. Have them go on a whimsical
00:51:23
adventure. You go along for the ride.
00:51:25
Whether or not it's realistic, it
00:51:26
doesn't matter." And a lovely
00:51:27
>> I can't watch a lot.
00:51:29
>> Why?
00:51:30
>> Because my ex-girlfriend is married to
00:51:32
the star of Sandlot. I just I think
00:51:34
about her.
00:51:35
>> The star is a vague That's a vague term
00:51:36
because there's a lot of stars in that.
00:51:38
Okay.
00:51:38
>> Scotty Smalls.
00:51:39
>> The other guy. The chubby guy.
00:51:42
>> The redheaded guy.
00:51:43
>> Yeah.
00:51:43
>> Really?
00:51:44
>> Yeah.
00:51:44
>> Tell us of that.
00:51:45
>> Of of uh of uh what's his name? Porter.
00:51:48
What's wrong with me?
00:51:49
>> Yeah.
00:51:49
>> Ham. Porter. Yeah. Hamilton Porter.
00:51:51
>> Yeah. Patrick.
00:51:52
>> Pat Pat Rena.
00:51:53
>> Yeah. Go to Pat Rena. Right.
00:51:55
>> Do you know why bums me out? And nothing
00:51:57
against him. I'm I'm sure he's a great
00:51:58
guy. Okay.
00:51:59
>> Yeah.
00:52:00
>> Thought.
00:52:01
>> Yeah.
00:52:01
>> Money.
00:52:02
>> Who Who is that?
00:52:03
>> Jasmine, my ex-girlfriend.
00:52:04
>> How long ago?
00:52:05
>> Many many years ago.
00:52:07
And when she I was the she was he was
00:52:10
the next guy she dated.
00:52:11
>> And in my head I was like, "Oh, I'm
00:52:13
him."
00:52:15
[laughter]
00:52:15
>> You know what I mean? I'm like the Asian
00:52:17
version of him.
00:52:19
>> You think so?
00:52:20
>> Yeah, I think I am.
00:52:22
>> He's got that Sandlot money.
00:52:23
>> I know. Well, I thought you meant you
00:52:26
were him for a second about about like
00:52:28
What's that? Isn't there a movie? Is it
00:52:30
Ryan Reynolds or someone? Like he's the
00:52:31
guy that the girl after the girl sleeps
00:52:33
with him, they they get married and
00:52:35
settle down.
00:52:36
>> What's that movie? It's with uh Dane
00:52:38
Cook.
00:52:38
>> Oh, right.
00:52:39
>> Yeah.
00:52:40
>> Yeah, it is Dane Cook. The LA What is it
00:52:42
called?
00:52:42
>> She's very pretty, huh? Jasmine.
00:52:45
>> Yeah.
00:52:45
>> Yeah. Look at their family. Go to the
00:52:47
family.
00:52:49
>> That could have been you.
00:52:50
>> I know. So many so many of my
00:52:53
ex-girlfriends have kids now and are
00:52:55
happy. [laughter]
00:52:58
They're just super happy.
00:52:59
>> You prepared them for happiness, which
00:53:00
is good.
00:53:01
>> Oh, you think you think I was like the
00:53:03
the dark I can't even speak English.
00:53:05
[laughter]
00:53:06
The the dark chapter.
00:53:07
>> No, the preparing for happiness.
00:53:10
>> The dark chapter
00:53:12
>> is that was it my best friend's girl?
00:53:13
>> Yeah.
00:53:14
>> Yeah. So, he would hire him
00:53:17
>> to try to bone her in order for her to
00:53:20
fall back in love with him.
00:53:22
>> Yeah. Cuz Yeah.
00:53:23
>> Twisted.
00:53:24
That DNE was on fire back then. That's
00:53:26
he starring in movies, man. It's crazy.
00:53:28
It's awesome.
00:53:29
>> Love him. Anyway.
00:53:33
>> Yeah. Look.
00:53:34
>> Yeah.
00:53:34
>> She's happy. You're happy.
00:53:36
>> I don't know. Sometimes like
00:53:38
>> What do you want?
00:53:40
>> You want a family? Do you really want a
00:53:42
family?
00:53:42
>> No, he doesn't.
00:53:43
>> Yes, I do.
00:53:43
>> Yeah, he might.
00:53:44
>> He would have had one already.
00:53:46
>> He can still have one.
00:53:47
>> I think I regret some things.
00:53:48
>> You got plenty of time.
00:53:50
>> Like the airport. I was at the airport
00:53:51
LAX and I would I tell you the story. I
00:53:54
was at LAX.
00:53:55
>> You write note. What?
00:53:57
>> You write another note to a girl.
00:53:58
>> No. No. No. I was
00:53:59
>> Did you hop off the plane at LAX with a
00:54:01
dream and a cardigan?
00:54:02
>> No. No. What? Sorry.
00:54:04
>> Song. Yeah, I was hackard. [laughter] I
00:54:06
I just done a weekend at some club and I
00:54:09
was at LAX and I was tired and haggarded
00:54:12
and I have like my backpack. I'm walking
00:54:14
through LAX. In the distance, I see this
00:54:16
beautiful girl
00:54:18
>> with a young husband and their kid and
00:54:20
they're just laughing and I realize it's
00:54:23
my ex-girlfriend and I [snorts] run into
00:54:25
them
00:54:25
>> and she was like, "Oh." And we hug.
00:54:27
>> Which one? Not that one.
00:54:28
>> Not that one. No, it's a different one.
00:54:29
See, that's what I'm saying. I keep
00:54:31
running into happiness. And what how did
00:54:33
the conversation go?
00:54:34
>> I go, "Oh my god, we you know, we hug. I
00:54:36
meet the kid." You know what I mean? And
00:54:38
the dude, "What's up, dude? What's up,
00:54:39
man?" You know, they hug, "What's up,
00:54:40
homie?" You know, "What's up, homie?"
00:54:42
Yeah.
00:54:43
>> The black guy.
00:54:43
>> No, it's just a white guy. But it's like
00:54:45
we white guys can do this, too.
00:54:46
>> I know, but you're doing the homie
00:54:47
thing. You keep going to home. What's
00:54:49
up, homie?
00:54:49
>> Yeah, that's what how I talk.
00:54:51
>> Why? [laughter]
00:54:52
>> I don't I'm Urban.
00:54:54
>> Urban Bob is back.
00:54:55
>> Yeah. What's up, dog? And I do, what's
00:54:57
up? Right.
00:54:57
>> You said, "What's up to the boyfriend?"
00:54:58
>> Yeah. And then they go, "Well, see you
00:55:00
later." And then they leave and I go,
00:55:01
"Oh,
00:55:03
you know, what did I do?"
00:55:05
>> What did What did you want? Were you in
00:55:07
love with that person?
00:55:08
>> I think I was I think honestly I think
00:55:10
there's some relationship I maybe I
00:55:12
should have hung in there.
00:55:14
>> Yep.
00:55:15
>> Don't Don't you think?
00:55:15
>> Don't say [ __ ] yep.
00:55:17
>> No, I I I believe that. I think I should
00:55:19
have hung in there because in rough
00:55:22
patches, right, I go mayday, mayday. I
00:55:24
got to get out. Right. But that's the
00:55:26
nature of relationships. You're going to
00:55:27
have rough patches.
00:55:28
>> So, of course.
00:55:29
>> Yeah. And it's like the next time maybe
00:55:31
stick in the rough patch,
00:55:33
>> you know what I mean? And then you get
00:55:34
out of it instead of like pull pulling
00:55:36
the emergency cord.
00:55:37
>> But sometimes it's for the better.
00:55:39
>> But I don't think so. I think every
00:55:41
relationship I've been in it, I should
00:55:42
have just stayed in it.
00:55:44
>> It's interesting.
00:55:45
>> Yeah.
00:55:46
>> The butterfly effect. Now you could go
00:55:47
back in time and
00:55:48
>> Yeah. Because it's like if I look back,
00:55:51
they were attractive, good people,
00:55:53
empathy, all the things. And then you
00:55:56
see them happy, but then I they would
00:55:59
have been miserable with me.
00:56:00
>> Well, how do you know that?
00:56:02
>> I'm a [ __ ] [laughter]
00:56:03
bro, dude. I'm a creature of the night,
00:56:05
dude.
00:56:06
>> Yeah.
00:56:06
>> You know what I mean? 5 in the morning.
00:56:08
I'm playing Ghost of Yoai. What are you
00:56:09
doing? The sun is up. Shut up. You
00:56:13
[laughter] mean? All right. I still have
00:56:15
to level up at 54. I'm like that.
00:56:18
>> That's who.
00:56:19
>> I GOT TO LEVEL UP.
00:56:20
>> BUT THAT'S who you are. Who cares?
00:56:21
>> I need to find that special gem. Well, I
00:56:24
need another girl like I'm leveling up,
00:56:25
too.
00:56:26
>> Exactly.
00:56:27
>> You need a leveler.
00:56:27
>> Yeah. Yeah. Two. We're playing two games
00:56:29
at one time. Maybe that.
00:56:30
>> There's got to be a girl like this that
00:56:32
exists. A girl that's obsessed with
00:56:34
those kind of things that loves her
00:56:35
independence.
00:56:35
>> But then we would get nothing done.
00:56:37
>> What do you need to get done?
00:56:38
>> Make bread. You know,
00:56:40
>> you're a big bread guy now.
00:56:42
>> Well, I love you that show.
00:56:44
>> Great. Breakoff.
00:56:45
>> No, but you know what I'm saying? I
00:56:47
don't think you would want somebody
00:56:49
exactly like you. That's insane. you'd
00:56:51
want someone that has similar similar
00:56:53
interests. That's what I'm that's what
00:56:55
you're saying.
00:56:55
>> I don't know because I remember with
00:56:56
Kyla it's like you I mean we're going to
00:56:58
do this thing and I'm like normally I
00:57:01
wouldn't do it but when I do it then
00:57:02
you're like oh I'm glad I did it. If I'm
00:57:05
with somebody that's like me we would
00:57:07
never do anything.
00:57:08
You know what I mean? You just be
00:57:10
sitting there.
00:57:11
>> You're kind of perfect.
00:57:12
>> No I I need I need someone to like lead
00:57:14
me into life.
00:57:16
>> Be with a celebrity.
00:57:17
>> What?
00:57:18
>> Only person you would like respect.
00:57:19
back. Can you be with someone in
00:57:20
>> No, I respect common people.
00:57:22
>> I even said [laughter]
00:57:25
>> that's so good.
00:57:26
>> It's like that song from Pulp. Common
00:57:27
people.
00:57:28
>> Okay.
00:57:28
>> It's one of my favorite songs.
00:57:29
>> We call them civilians.
00:57:32
>> Call them civilians.
00:57:33
>> Well, they're civilians cuz we're like
00:57:34
we're weirdos. We're clowns and those
00:57:36
are civilians. Those are adult humans
00:57:38
and we're different. We're [snorts]
00:57:39
goofball [ __ ]
00:57:40
>> Yeah.
00:57:40
>> We're children. We're clowns.
00:57:42
>> You know what I thought about the other
00:57:43
day after doing last night after doing
00:57:45
uh Friday night after doing that big
00:57:46
show with Shane?
00:57:47
>> Mhm. and you do this huge show and then
00:57:51
you just end up in a hotel room by
00:57:52
yourself
00:57:54
>> naked after a shower on a chair hunched
00:57:57
over, right? [laughter] Literally
00:57:58
hunched over and just just like what the
00:58:01
[ __ ]
00:58:02
>> you could have got
00:58:02
>> alone.
00:58:03
>> Yeah.
00:58:04
>> I think it's that you think that's going
00:58:07
to make you happy, but you've been
00:58:08
>> It doesn't.
00:58:09
>> Yeah, I know. And you know that already.
00:58:10
You're just experiencing
00:58:12
>> every time I get reminded.
00:58:13
>> Yeah, but that stuff doesn't make anyone
00:58:15
happy.
00:58:15
>> I know. Exactly. Oh, there you're happy
00:58:18
because you were that you did it. But
00:58:20
it's but everyone does have that moment
00:58:22
at the end of the night of anything that
00:58:24
you do or are are
00:58:26
>> people that get home from a long day at
00:58:27
work whether they like their job or not.
00:58:29
Everyone has a reflective moment in the
00:58:31
shower on the [ __ ] just being like
00:58:34
>> Yeah.
00:58:35
>> Because that happened. That's human
00:58:36
nature.
00:58:36
>> Yeah.
00:58:37
>> It just that's the feeling of
00:58:38
everything. It's like when you buy
00:58:39
something you've always wanted then you
00:58:41
get it and you don't even [ __ ] give a
00:58:42
[ __ ] That's that's everything. That's
00:58:44
every. So [snorts] if you can't be happy
00:58:47
now, you're never going to be happy
00:58:48
then.
00:58:49
>> Yeah. I'm trying to find it. Yeah.
00:58:50
>> Although I did hear that quote today on
00:58:52
[ __ ] Tik Tok. It bothered me so much.
00:58:53
Warren Buffett was doing a speech and
00:58:54
he's like, "If you're
00:58:56
>> if you're not happy with 50,000 or
00:58:58
100,000, you're not going to be happy
00:59:00
with a hundred million. It's not going
00:59:01
to make a difference. It's like, oh my
00:59:02
god, you're worth billions of dollars,
00:59:04
you [ __ ] idiot." Yeah.
00:59:06
>> What are you talking about?
00:59:06
>> What are you talking about?
00:59:07
>> What are you talking? And then he does
00:59:09
kind of back it up by saying like, "Oh
00:59:10
yeah, then there's a there is a
00:59:12
threshold of money that that makes
00:59:13
people right gives people comfort and
00:59:15
everything,
00:59:16
>> but like he's trying to do this whenever
00:59:19
somebody like that like like a like an
00:59:21
Elon Musk or like a Zuckerberg does that
00:59:23
thing where they're like
00:59:25
>> it's not going to make you happy, man.
00:59:26
And I got to tell you, you just got to
00:59:28
find it now. All right. Later and takes
00:59:30
off in a [ __ ] jetpack.
00:59:31
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:32
>> And you're like, what what are you
00:59:33
talking about?
00:59:34
>> Yeah. Um um um I had a driver the other
00:59:36
day and it made me really like reflect
00:59:39
and I go, you know, I talk to the all
00:59:41
the drivers.
00:59:42
>> You love talking to the drivers.
00:59:43
>> I'm like, "What's up? What's up, dude?"
00:59:45
You know, you talk. I was getting into
00:59:47
his life. He's like, and we got into his
00:59:48
life. He's married, two kids.
00:59:50
>> And then I go, "Um, you happy?" He goes,
00:59:53
"Well, let me when I go home after this
00:59:56
shift, I'm going to sit in my driveway
00:59:58
for an hour and just look at TikTok
01:00:01
before I go inside the house."
01:00:02
>> Yeah.
01:00:02
>> And I go, "Why?" He goes, "I just don't
01:00:04
want to be there."
01:00:05
>> Oh [ __ ]
01:00:06
>> You know what I mean?
01:00:07
>> I thought he wanted some like selft talk
01:00:08
time.
01:00:08
>> No, no, no, no, no. He goes, "Because
01:00:10
when I go in there, I'm just so
01:00:11
unhappy."
01:00:12
>> Oh [ __ ]
01:00:12
>> And he goes, "I'm only with my wife
01:00:14
because um we have two young daughters
01:00:17
and I'm going to stay together for
01:00:19
them."
01:00:20
>> Andreas was your driver. [laughter]
01:00:23
>> And I was I was like, "Dude, just figure
01:00:26
that out. That sounds like a nightmare."
01:00:27
He goes, "No."
01:00:29
>> Well, because what is he going to do?
01:00:30
Break up a family? And he
01:00:32
>> and that's what I'm saying. But that's
01:00:33
that's I I don't want that. I think
01:00:36
that's what I I'm looking for something
01:00:38
perfect because I don't want that. I
01:00:40
don't want to you know what I mean?
01:00:42
>> But perfect doesn't exist.
01:00:44
>> But the to be dreadful going home,
01:00:46
>> but I don't think that's I don't think
01:00:48
that's going to happen to you either. I
01:00:49
think that guy made his reality.
01:00:51
>> Doesn't that sound like a nightmare?
01:00:53
>> You don't know what else is going on in
01:00:54
his life?
01:00:55
>> No. I I got into it. He goes, "What
01:00:56
happened?" He goes, "My wife um doesn't
01:01:00
want to compromise. She um it's her road
01:01:04
or the high road. You know what I mean?
01:01:05
And what? Why you laugh at it?
01:01:08
>> That's the saying. You got it right. I
01:01:09
was just
01:01:10
>> Why'd you laugh at it? Because I don't
01:01:11
get it wrong.
01:01:11
>> You just said it a little funny. That's
01:01:12
all.
01:01:13
>> How do you say it?
01:01:14
>> My way or the highway.
01:01:15
>> Is my highway. [laughter]
01:01:18
And no, he was like saying like, you
01:01:20
know, I I can't, you know what I mean?
01:01:22
Do what I want to do. It's always her
01:01:24
way.
01:01:25
>> Did he say what he wanted to do? Oh, you
01:01:26
mean just in general?
01:01:27
>> In general, like it's like, you know
01:01:29
what I mean? She as soon as I get in the
01:01:31
house, she's like, "Do the this, do
01:01:33
that, do this." You know what I mean?
01:01:34
And also, he said that I haven't had sex
01:01:36
with her in 90 days or 100 days.
01:01:39
>> He doesn't want to have sex with
01:01:40
>> doing like a cleanse or something.
01:01:41
>> No. No. She just doesn't want to do it.
01:01:43
So, my point is is that it's just he's
01:01:45
trapped
01:01:46
>> and I don't want to be in a prison.
01:01:48
>> You don't want to be trapped in a
01:01:49
loveless marriage
01:01:50
>> or loveless relationship even. I want to
01:01:52
be free, you know?
01:01:53
>> Right. Well, then that's what I'm
01:01:54
saying. Then don't ever you don't need
01:01:56
to. But I believe that there is got to
01:01:58
be somebody out there that has that. No,
01:02:00
I mean I I understand about compromise.
01:02:02
>> Yeah, you got to compromise.
01:02:03
>> And I I understand about that. But to
01:02:05
feel trapped is a different thing.
01:02:08
>> Yeah. That guy was a bad example of what
01:02:10
that that's not going to happen. That's
01:02:11
not you. That's that man's plight.
01:02:13
>> Okay.
01:02:13
>> That won't be you.
01:02:14
>> Cuz I like going on adventures as well.
01:02:16
>> You're an adventurous man.
01:02:17
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:17
>> I don't think that's going to be you.
01:02:19
>> Okay.
01:02:19
>> You know, and I
01:02:20
>> But but you can see the fear.
01:02:22
>> I think it's a real I think it's a real
01:02:24
emotion. It's a true feeling to have to
01:02:26
to be you don't want to be with someone
01:02:28
that you no longer are interested in.
01:02:30
>> Yeah.
01:02:30
>> But this happens.
01:02:31
>> Last night I was at Ding Taiong, not
01:02:33
Ding Tang. I was at um Sunund Dang,
01:02:35
which is a restaurant.
01:02:36
>> It's another three three words.
01:02:37
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's a Korean restaurant.
01:02:38
>> It was a ping pong Dong
01:02:39
>> and I was with Andrea Jyn and my friend
01:02:41
Andy and we're we see see this couple
01:02:43
and you can see the guy and we were
01:02:46
talking about him. He was just like and
01:02:49
she's like doing all the talking. You
01:02:51
know what I mean? And there it kind of
01:02:52
it was like there was some like um a
01:02:55
confrontation going on. We don't know.
01:02:57
>> Couldn't hear it. Yeah.
01:02:58
>> But you could just see how he's just so
01:03:01
sad,
01:03:02
>> you know, and I go I know what that is
01:03:05
>> and I don't want that.
01:03:06
>> What was it?
01:03:08
>> Just trapped and bummed and like you
01:03:10
know what I mean? Like I'm I can't get
01:03:13
out of the situation kind of. You know
01:03:14
what I mean? And I don't want that.
01:03:17
>> I think that's the worst thing. You
01:03:19
know, it's just also like sometimes
01:03:22
relationships you they turn into your
01:03:24
mother because I do have childlike
01:03:27
behavior.
01:03:28
>> Mhm.
01:03:29
>> So women want to mother me like do this,
01:03:32
do that because you're not acting
01:03:34
normal, but I want somebody that's
01:03:36
accept the fact that I'm just the way I
01:03:38
am because I'm not going to really
01:03:39
change that much. I'll provide. I'm fun.
01:03:42
Da da da da. You know what I mean? But
01:03:44
it's what's so funny.
01:03:47
[laughter] It's on your dating profile.
01:03:49
>> I'll provide. I'm fun.
01:03:52
You know, you know what I mean? D, you
01:03:54
know,
01:03:57
>> it's the [ __ ] Bobby.
01:03:59
[laughter]
01:04:00
>> Yeah. But um you know,
01:04:02
>> I think I think
01:04:02
>> cuz when I see you and your wife, I
01:04:04
don't feel that. I feel like, you know,
01:04:05
she's just so cool.
01:04:07
>> It's my homie.
01:04:07
>> Yeah. And um but you're lucky.
01:04:10
>> But we all have [ __ ] We have
01:04:11
[ __ ] Fancy and his wife have
01:04:13
[ __ ] There's just stuff that
01:04:14
happens and you got to wiggle your way
01:04:17
through it. Now, if I was if I had that
01:04:19
guy's [ __ ] thing, the drivers, like I
01:04:21
sit in my car because I don't want to go
01:04:22
inside. Yeah.
01:04:23
>> I'm out of that relationship. That's I
01:04:25
don't That's crazy. That's That guy.
01:04:27
>> But you you got to understand I'm stuck.
01:04:30
I have kids. You know what I mean?
01:04:31
>> No. There's a way out of everything.
01:04:32
>> You think so?
01:04:33
>> 100%. That guy shouldn't be in that.
01:04:34
Also, that's worse for the kids because
01:04:36
he's probably not present. He's probably
01:04:38
They're probably like, "Daddy." AND HE'S
01:04:39
LIKE, "THE [ __ ] OUT OF MY FACE."
01:04:41
>> YEAH. GET away from me. I don't like
01:04:44
you.
01:04:45
>> But I see signs up front. I went on a
01:04:49
date and she goes, "Oh, I think you're
01:04:52
not going to believe this." She gets in
01:04:53
my car. She goes, "Don't drive yet." I
01:04:56
go, "Why?" She goes, "I want to connect
01:04:58
my phone into your Bluetooth so we can
01:05:00
play my music."
01:05:01
>> Oh god. Immediately stop it.
01:05:03
>> That's the first thing she said.
01:05:04
>> Okay, but you could go along and go,
01:05:05
"Okay, maybe I want to hear your tunes.
01:05:07
Maybe she want to share tunes with me."
01:05:09
>> You know what? I um um sideburns are
01:05:12
shaved.
01:05:13
>> No,
01:05:14
>> she went she grabbed my side. This is
01:05:16
not going to do
01:05:18
>> my sideburns.
01:05:18
>> This girl made you shave those.
01:05:20
>> No, just a couple days later I looked in
01:05:21
the mirror and go, "Maybe she's right.
01:05:22
Maybe I'm too grizzly." [laughter]
01:05:23
>> Let me see. Turn.
01:05:24
>> No, I I just shaved them.
01:05:26
>> But what they
01:05:27
>> They were gri You know, they were long
01:05:28
and grizzly. Some of the white hair.
01:05:29
>> I love it. It's
01:05:30
>> I know you do. But she did that and I
01:05:32
was like, "Oh, I can't do this." Because
01:05:34
that's the beginning.
01:05:35
>> Yeah.
01:05:36
>> That's up front, dude. That's what
01:05:38
you're opening with. But what she what
01:05:39
if she gets all the heavy [ __ ] out of
01:05:40
the way up top? What if that's the only
01:05:41
thing that bothers me?
01:05:42
>> Sideburns and I had to play my music.
01:05:43
That's it. Those are the only problems.
01:05:44
>> I mean that's pretty good.
01:05:45
>> That is pretty good in the long term
01:05:46
>> in their dating profile. It's like look
01:05:48
I hate sideburns and I got to play my
01:05:49
music. But outside of [laughter] that
01:05:50
I'm like chill chick on earth.
01:05:52
>> Yeah.
01:05:53
>> But that I mean those are warning signs.
01:05:55
No.
01:05:55
>> So you're never going to talk to that
01:05:56
girl again.
01:05:57
>> I haven't. No.
01:05:58
>> Yeah.
01:05:58
>> Because it was like
01:06:00
>> it just felt you know she's hot but
01:06:03
that's nothing.
01:06:03
>> They're all hot.
01:06:04
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:05
>> Every girl is hot with you. I said that
01:06:07
to someone. Who was I talking to? You
01:06:09
guys.
01:06:10
>> And I was like, they're all hot. They're
01:06:11
all hot.
01:06:12
>> But now it's like I can't do it if
01:06:14
they're like that.
01:06:14
>> Well, it doesn't matter that they're hot
01:06:16
because there that's not it's not it
01:06:18
there's more that you need.
01:06:20
>> There's more than you need.
01:06:22
>> There's more that you need.
01:06:23
>> There's more that you need. [laughter]
01:06:28
>> This is also the New Year's episode.
01:06:30
Want to talk about resolutions?
01:06:31
>> Are you a produc?
01:06:35
>> Yeah.
01:06:35
>> Are you a producer on the show? You're
01:06:37
his boss.
01:06:38
>> I mean, what? Let me ask you, what is
01:06:40
your job description?
01:06:42
>> It's vague and it changes often,
01:06:44
>> but is it telling me what to do?
01:06:46
>> I [laughter] just
01:06:46
>> No. Is that No. Is that your job
01:06:48
description? Telling me what to do.
01:06:51
>> I want to feed you the feed you the
01:06:52
ball.
01:06:52
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:53
>> Did you come up with that segment
01:06:56
resolutions?
01:06:57
>> Yeah.
01:06:57
>> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah.
01:06:59
>> New year, newly.
01:07:00
>> Yeah. Yeah. You know what? We're not
01:07:01
doing that.
01:07:02
>> That's okay.
01:07:02
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have any other
01:07:04
suggestions?
01:07:05
>> Not right now, but I'll let you know. Oh
01:07:06
yeah. Now look what you're getting mad.
01:07:08
[laughter]
01:07:08
Yeah. Right. You're getting a little
01:07:10
angry and rageful, right?
01:07:11
>> Resentment.
01:07:12
>> Yeah. Why the resentment?
01:07:13
>> I'm just kidding. [clears throat]
01:07:14
>> No. Why the resentment though? Let's get
01:07:15
this out. Maybe that should be the New
01:07:17
Year's,
01:07:18
>> right? Yeah. What's going on?
01:07:21
>> No, there's no resentment.
01:07:22
>> Yeah. Yeah, there is. Cuz you're hiding.
01:07:23
I can tell.
01:07:25
>> All right, we're good.
01:07:26
>> Yeah, we're all good.
01:07:27
>> I can see your face, though.
01:07:29
>> You can't hide your face
01:07:31
>> when I see you sometimes. Like, you know
01:07:33
what? La last time we got in a little
01:07:34
You did a face. Yeah.
01:07:36
>> When was it?
01:07:37
>> When was the last time we got into it?
01:07:39
>> No, it wasn't get it was something that
01:07:40
happened in Phoenix.
01:07:43
>> I don't remember.
01:07:44
>> You got your camera in my face.
01:07:47
>> Remember?
01:07:48
>> No.
01:07:48
>> Yeah,
01:07:48
>> it happens a lot.
01:07:50
>> I don't take these things you say
01:07:51
seriously cuz you're just you're you're
01:07:52
a funny silly guy.
01:07:53
>> He doesn't take you seriously. Damn. He
01:07:55
doesn't take you seriously.
01:07:56
>> That's what I'm talking about, dude.
01:07:58
>> Most intimidating guy.
01:07:59
>> He said that to me one time. He goes,
01:08:00
"Bobby, I don't take him seriously."
01:08:02
>> Oh, you want to get You want me to get
01:08:03
intimidating? [laughter]
01:08:05
You can try.
01:08:06
>> Oh [ __ ] You can try.
01:08:11
>> Okay.
01:08:11
>> I love you so much.
01:08:12
>> NO. NO. OKAY. OKAY. I'LL TRY. I'LL TRY.
01:08:16
>> YEAH. YEAH. I'm going to try.
01:08:17
>> I'm going to try.
01:08:18
>> You can try.
01:08:18
>> That's my new year.
01:08:19
>> New year.
01:08:20
>> I'm [laughter] going to try.
01:08:21
>> I'm going to try to be intimidating.
01:08:22
>> Okay.
01:08:23
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's fun. What are you
01:08:24
going to do new year?
01:08:26
>> I'm try to stay more consistent at the
01:08:27
gym.
01:08:29
>> Okay. [laughter]
01:08:34
I was going to say
01:08:40
I was going to say you should be looking
01:08:41
for a new job. [laughter]
01:08:43
>> Yeah.
01:08:44
>> Might have to replace you.
01:08:45
>> I mean for your age. Here's another
01:08:47
thing that you do that it's crafty. Mone
01:08:51
>> it's his um networking. I see it.
01:08:54
>> Oh, right.
01:08:55
>> You know what I mean? Like when we're
01:08:56
backstage and him talking to Shane,
01:08:59
>> he's always trying to try to ch it up.
01:09:01
You know what I mean?
01:09:01
>> Chubby guy.
01:09:02
>> And I wanted to go Shane and go, "Oh,
01:09:03
no. That's that's a camera guy."
01:09:04
[laughter]
01:09:07
>> He's just a kid camera guy.
01:09:08
>> He did say that.
01:09:09
>> Yeah. Did I say that?
01:09:10
>> You didn't say that.
01:09:10
>> I did. Yeah. I interrupted them
01:09:12
>> and Shane went, "No." Okay.
01:09:15
>> They're talking to me.
01:09:16
>> Yeah.
01:09:16
>> Oo. You see, he's snapping on you a
01:09:18
little bit. I think
01:09:19
>> I Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:20
>> I'm just saying what happened.
01:09:21
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:22
>> This is interesting.
01:09:23
>> It's interesting.
01:09:24
>> Andrew gave him wins though.
01:09:26
>> What wins?
01:09:27
>> This guy.
01:09:28
>> I know.
01:09:28
>> I gave him wins. You pulled him up.
01:09:30
>> Wings.
01:09:31
>> Wings. Wings. [laughter]
01:09:32
>> Oh, I was like, I gave him wings.
01:09:34
>> Yeah. Yeah. I think you influenced him.
01:09:36
He thinks you're He's You.
01:09:38
>> No.
01:09:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. He's an extension of your
01:09:40
arm.
01:09:41
>> He's an extension of my leg. [laughter]
01:09:43
>> Yeah.
01:09:44
>> He's holding on to my leg. Daddy.
01:09:47
>> Daddy.
01:09:48
>> I gave him I gave him Right. I gave him
01:09:50
lift.
01:09:51
>> Mhm.
01:09:52
>> And so now he's flying at 35,000 ft and
01:09:55
he he belongs in a Cessna below oxygen
01:09:58
levels.
01:09:58
>> Right. where he
01:09:59
>> he thinks we're peers,
01:10:01
>> right? He Do you think we're peers?
01:10:04
>> I think at this point we're we're we're
01:10:06
we're work friends.
01:10:09
>> No, that's not what he asked you.
01:10:11
>> Definitely. I don't think we're peers,
01:10:12
Bobby.
01:10:13
>> I think
01:10:13
>> But also, I'm not a comedian, so it's a
01:10:15
different thing.
01:10:15
>> Ah, I feel like if I was like an open
01:10:18
mic, I want to be a comic maybe.
01:10:20
>> Ah, but I'm not I'm not in that.
01:10:22
>> We work together.
01:10:23
>> I'm on this side though.
01:10:24
>> We work together.
01:10:25
>> I know. But it's like we're there's
01:10:26
different planes. I'm not even
01:10:27
>> Do you think that you have as much power
01:10:29
as I do on the show? No. Be honest.
01:10:31
>> No, of course.
01:10:32
>> What do you think the power levels are,
01:10:34
though?
01:10:34
>> You're 10,000 and I'm your 50 or
01:10:37
something, you know?
01:10:38
>> Well, then tell yourself that.
01:10:39
>> Okay. [laughter]
01:10:40
>> You're 50.
01:10:41
>> 50? I mean, it's a it's a weighted
01:10:43
scale.
01:10:44
>> I don't know if you're 50.
01:10:45
>> Yeah. I don't know. You're 50. What do
01:10:47
you think you If I'm
01:10:48
>> If you're 50 and he's 100,000, what's
01:10:50
Andreas?
01:10:52
>> Andreas is like 99,000.
01:10:57
Wow.
01:10:57
>> So he's
01:10:58
>> I don't make me one of these discuss.
01:11:00
>> So he's So you guys have talked about
01:11:01
this before. Obviously [laughter]
01:11:03
discuss
01:11:03
>> Doesn't that sound like they've
01:11:04
discussed this? So you're 10,000 less
01:11:06
than us.
01:11:06
>> No.
01:11:09
>> 300,000.
01:11:10
>> Oh, I'm I'm 100,000. He's 300,000.
01:11:13
[laughter]
01:11:15
>> 99 75 10
01:11:19
>> 50.
01:11:20
>> And he's 300. I'm 100,000. [laughter]
01:11:23
>> Yeah.
01:11:24
>> Okay. In what way though?
01:11:25
>> Edit. The edit. There's so much control
01:11:26
in the edit
01:11:28
>> and the influence. The original voice of
01:11:29
the show shaped him into what he is.
01:11:32
>> Legend.
01:11:32
>> Shut up. Shut up.
01:11:33
>> No, you're talking about Andreas right
01:11:34
now, right? No, I'm talking about why is
01:11:36
he 200,000 more.
01:11:38
>> I mean, just planning stuff, putting
01:11:41
[laughter] stuff together, tour, Special
01:11:44
Olympics events.
01:11:45
>> He's trolling you so hard right now.
01:11:47
It's [ __ ] I It's getting to you,
01:11:48
dude.
01:11:49
>> I know.
01:11:49
>> Don't let him troll you.
01:11:51
>> You I'm really mad.
01:11:54
>> [laughter]
01:11:55
>> Dude,
01:11:56
>> I'm really mad right now.
01:11:57
>> Because he's trolling you and it's
01:11:58
working.
01:12:00
>> Here's why.
01:12:00
>> We get we we come to this every year to
01:12:04
this point where I get this mad and then
01:12:07
I forget about it. [laughter]
01:12:09
>> That's right.
01:12:09
>> The year goes on, I forget. But I think
01:12:11
my New Year's resolution is not to
01:12:13
forget.
01:12:14
>> Never forget.
01:12:15
>> I'm not intimidating. Right.
01:12:17
>> Right. And I have no power.
01:12:20
>> No, you have less power. [laughter]
01:12:23
God.
01:12:24
>> Yeah. But if either one of us, right,
01:12:26
leaves the show, the show's over,
01:12:27
>> of course.
01:12:28
>> Right. So, I would say that we're 50/50.
01:12:30
>> We're 50/50.
01:12:31
>> Exactly.
01:12:32
>> Yeah. But not in your eyes.
01:12:35
>> Yeah. It's a weighted 50. 150 is a
01:12:37
little heavier than the other [laughter]
01:12:37
50,
01:12:39
>> dude. He is. I know.
01:12:40
>> He's logged in.
01:12:42
>> Yeah. Okay.
01:12:42
>> That's interesting.
01:12:43
>> It's so interesting.
01:12:44
>> That's very interesting.
01:12:45
>> It's very interesting stuff.
01:12:46
>> I feel like he's doing a very good job.
01:12:48
And Carlos has stayed like eerily quiet.
01:12:50
[laughter]
01:12:51
He doesn't want to [ __ ] up any
01:12:52
>> because he he's learned.
01:12:54
>> Yeah. Because you do the forgetting
01:12:56
thing with me a lot. So I can't I have
01:12:58
to
01:12:58
>> I forgive. No,
01:13:00
>> with him I forget. For you I forgive.
01:13:03
[laughter]
01:13:05
Yeah. Okay. Don't get me wrong. I always
01:13:07
remember. But I forgave you for those
01:13:09
things. Yeah. Yeah.
01:13:10
>> But for you, I forget. I go, "Oh, he's
01:13:13
he's not as as annoying as I thought."
01:13:16
>> Yeah.
01:13:17
>> But then he is.
01:13:18
>> He is.
01:13:18
>> Yeah. I think I'm just a little sad that
01:13:20
you canceled on Kill Bill today.
01:13:22
>> He cancelled as well. I had work to do.
01:13:25
>> You canceled to sleep in. [laughter]
01:13:27
>> I I
01:13:28
>> It started at 100 p.m.
01:13:29
>> I had to work.
01:13:32
I hadn't slept in 4 days. I said, "Okay,
01:13:34
I was I went from Vegas to Phoenix to
01:13:37
here." All right. I I hadn't slept. And
01:13:39
in my And tomorrow I have the busiest
01:13:41
day imaginable. So in my mind, like
01:13:43
Sunday is the only day I can sleep in.
01:13:45
Mhm.
01:13:45
>> I'm not going to wake up during my
01:13:47
sleepin day and go, I'm going to go
01:13:48
watch Kill Bill. I'd rather sleep in.
01:13:50
What do I do, Andrew? I need your
01:13:51
advice. [laughter]
01:13:54
>> We're at a precipice here.
01:13:55
>> I think No, honestly,
01:13:56
>> as the boss, you need to play You need
01:13:58
to take some sort of disciplinary action
01:14:00
now. Is that like a temporary suspension
01:14:02
from the show?
01:14:03
>> I don't know. What do I do, though?
01:14:05
>> I'm just
01:14:05
>> Be my adviser.
01:14:07
>> I think perhaps a temporary suspension
01:14:08
might be there. I mean, not an
01:14:10
expulsion, but you know, I don't know if
01:14:11
he's terminating. You want to terminate?
01:14:13
>> I don't know. You're he's How close is
01:14:15
he for termination? From
01:14:16
>> I I think I'm going to do it because he
01:14:18
he's not intimidated and he's not he
01:14:20
doesn't believe that I'm going to do it.
01:14:23
>> You know what I mean? And I'm going to
01:14:25
have to do it so that he believes.
01:14:27
>> I look dude, the power's in your hands.
01:14:30
>> Can I ask you something, Andreas, real
01:14:31
quick before I do what I'm going to do,
01:14:32
right?
01:14:33
>> Who has all the cut footage of of Bad
01:14:36
Friends? You do. He has no He has none
01:14:39
of that to blackmail me or to put it
01:14:40
online.
01:14:41
>> No,
01:14:41
>> I have tour footage.
01:14:43
That's why he does have tour.
01:14:45
>> Yeah.
01:14:47
>> And I say a lot of things have
01:14:48
[laughter] to Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:50
>> But that's our property. That's illegal
01:14:51
for him to We can We can We can
01:14:53
>> Yeah, but I think he would if I fired
01:14:54
him.
01:14:54
>> You think he would release?
01:14:55
>> He would leak that stuff out.
01:14:57
>> He won't.
01:14:59
>> You're fired. [laughter]
01:15:02
>> It sounded intimidating to me.
01:15:04
>> Yeah. Yeah. You're fired.
01:15:06
>> Why are you blushing?
01:15:08
>> Well, I just want [snorts] to know if
01:15:08
there's anything I can do to win back
01:15:09
here.
01:15:10
>> No. Oh, that's good move.
01:15:12
>> Yeah.
01:15:12
Smart thing
01:15:13
>> because with your networking this is
01:15:15
what you're not playing it right.
01:15:16
>> Okay.
01:15:17
>> Yeah. Yeah. The play is even if you
01:15:19
believe these things right you say the
01:15:21
opposite
01:15:23
>> right. There's things that like you know
01:15:25
Paulie Shore or back in when I was a kid
01:15:27
you know what I mean? Or what Mity Shore
01:15:29
would say that I like didn't believe or
01:15:31
like you know what I mean? But I
01:15:33
wouldn't say it out loud. That's insane.
01:15:35
>> I got you.
01:15:36
>> Right. So it's like
01:15:36
>> wear the pants on the podcast.
01:15:41
>> [laughter]
01:15:42
>> Dude, that they Yeah.
01:15:44
>> You have to do it subtly.
01:15:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:15:49
>> Not as overt. You know what I mean?
01:15:50
Like, you know what I mean? You got to
01:15:52
train take some acting classes or
01:15:54
something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:15:55
>> Well, how about this?
01:15:55
>> You know what I mean? And
01:15:56
>> do you want to Do you want to dock his
01:15:57
pay?
01:15:58
>> No, just let him. I don't give a [ __ ]
01:15:59
>> Well, here's here this is fun.
01:16:01
>> No, it's okay.
01:16:02
>> That's his punishment. He doesn't care.
01:16:04
>> I don't care. What if he gives his money
01:16:06
divided into half to half goes to Fancy
01:16:08
and then the other half goes to Carly.
01:16:10
>> No, no, he needs money. So, it's like
01:16:11
just let him do what he wants.
01:16:12
>> No, he can sleep here at the studio. He
01:16:14
used to do it.
01:16:15
>> He did it when he had a speestous
01:16:17
>> at this point. [laughter]
01:16:18
>> It's like, you know what I mean? I I
01:16:20
worked so hard to get to this place and
01:16:22
people still don't respect me. It's
01:16:23
fine. I'm used to it.
01:16:25
>> He respects you.
01:16:25
>> No, no. I'm I'm used to it. I've seen
01:16:27
it.
01:16:28
>> Raise your hand if you respect Bob in
01:16:29
the studio.
01:16:29
>> No, no. Put your hand down. I don't
01:16:32
honestly mccone I don't care any of you
01:16:34
guys. All right. That's my New Year's
01:16:37
resol resolution. I'm just going to do
01:16:39
what I do. You know,
01:16:43
>> it's a good start to the year.
01:16:44
>> Yeah.
01:16:45
>> 2026 is off to a hot start.
01:16:47
>> Yeah.
01:16:48
>> I'll tell you what I'm looking forward
01:16:50
to.
01:16:50
>> Well, I want to hear everything.
01:16:52
>> A long winter's nap.
01:16:53
>> Me, too.
01:16:55
>> With mom and her kerchief and me and my
01:16:56
cap.
01:16:57
>> Yeah.
01:16:58
>> I can't wait. I can't wait to just lay
01:17:00
down for like a couple weeks and I I
01:17:03
need it. [snorts]
01:17:04
>> I want to go on my horse.
01:17:06
>> I want to go on your horse
01:17:07
>> and ride and just ride around that game.
01:17:12
>> Ghost of Yoai.
01:17:13
>> Yeah. [laughter]
01:17:14
>> You know what I mean? Go on adventures.
01:17:16
>> Let's get you a real horse.
01:17:18
>> No.
01:17:19
>> You could keep a mini horse at your
01:17:20
house.
01:17:21
>> Yeah.
01:17:21
>> You got room back there.
01:17:22
>> You know what I realized about you the
01:17:23
other day?
01:17:23
>> Uh-huh.
01:17:24
>> If you're not good at it, you won't do
01:17:26
it.
01:17:27
>> What do [clears throat] you mean? So,
01:17:28
when we were backstage in Phoenix,
01:17:30
right, we were playing that video game
01:17:32
>> and we're like, "Come on, play it."
01:17:33
You're like, "Nah, you played one round
01:17:35
and that was it."
01:17:36
>> Cuz if you're not good at it, you won't
01:17:38
participate.
01:17:39
>> Partially true. I also didn't care to
01:17:41
play.
01:17:42
>> Yeah, that but I think that's a part of
01:17:43
it.
01:17:44
>> No, no, no. I'll try I'll do stuff that
01:17:45
I'm not that good at. I play tennis. I'm
01:17:46
not that good at tennis.
01:17:47
>> Yeah. But when it comes to stuff like
01:17:49
that, you're like, uh, no.
01:17:50
>> I just it what it's cool to watch, but I
01:17:53
don't care about video games. I just
01:17:54
don't care.
01:17:55
>> I like the competitive You don't like
01:17:56
the competitiveness of it? I love
01:17:58
competition, but I like physical
01:17:59
competition.
01:18:00
>> It was a game where you mean you had
01:18:01
four characters and you're just trying
01:18:03
to throw them off of a building.
01:18:04
>> It's great.
01:18:05
>> It was
01:18:05
>> It was so fun to watch. I was more of a
01:18:07
The spectating of it was fun.
01:18:09
>> Yeah.
01:18:09
>> But no, I just I like physical. I like
01:18:12
>> I like games that I can play
01:18:15
>> that it's an it's an exercise of my
01:18:17
>> We've talked about this before. Okay.
01:18:18
Ability.
01:18:18
>> Tweet his own.
01:18:20
>> Tweet tweet his own.
01:18:22
>> You know what I need?
01:18:23
>> It's either your way or
01:18:24
>> I need speech class, I think.
01:18:26
>> Yeah. Don't you think? Why hasn't
01:18:28
anybody told me I need speech class?
01:18:30
>> Well, we
01:18:30
>> and the thing is is this. I say that a
01:18:32
lot. Don't I say that a lot?
01:18:34
>> And I say, "Let me tell you something."
01:18:36
We We say the same things.
01:18:37
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:38
>> But it's a it's a habit of your
01:18:40
communication on the
01:18:40
>> But I I sometimes I'll commit to a word
01:18:43
that I don't know how to pronounce, but
01:18:45
then it'll just come out of the train. I
01:18:46
mean, the train will come out of the
01:18:48
>> Sometimes it'll come out
01:18:49
>> the tunnel too early. Whatever.
01:18:51
>> That's a bad analogy. You know what I
01:18:52
mean? Um [clears throat] it's Trezy.
01:18:55
Yeah, you do have a little
01:18:56
>> Yeah, I'll just say it and I go, "Oh, I
01:18:58
don't know the word."
01:18:59
>> But it's coming out.
01:19:00
>> Let it happen. Who cares? That's the
01:19:02
beauty. That's the beauty of your
01:19:03
artistic mind. You let things fly
01:19:05
>> where I think so fast. That's not true.
01:19:08
What you're saying? You're making fun of
01:19:09
me.
01:19:09
>> No, I'm saying I just You doing this
01:19:10
made me laugh and you go, I think so
01:19:12
fast. I didn't think it was a funny It
01:19:14
looked funny.
01:19:15
>> Yeah. I think fast, right? But then I
01:19:17
want to get it out too fast and it comes
01:19:19
out all weird.
01:19:19
>> That's how I write. Have you ever I
01:19:21
handr write? I can't handwrite because
01:19:22
it's there's too much brain going like
01:19:26
and I just can't get it out.
01:19:27
>> Well, more than anything, we hope
01:19:28
everybody's 2026 is off to a killer
01:19:30
start.
01:19:31
>> And we are still going to be doing Bad
01:19:32
Friends in 2026. We cannot wait.
01:19:35
>> It's here now.
01:19:36
>> That's right.
01:19:37
>> And 2027 and 2028 and 2029.
01:19:40
>> And for people that want to know,
01:19:43
>> we in six years, the show will be coming
01:19:46
to a close. When Bobby turns 60, we're
01:19:48
going to throw a big bash and show will
01:19:50
be done.
01:19:51
>> In six years. Do you really? Do you want
01:19:52
to do that?
01:19:52
>> In six years.
01:19:53
>> When I'm 60, we should end it.
01:19:55
>> Yeah.
01:19:55
>> Why? Cuz I'm going to die.
01:19:57
>> No, I think that's I think you need to
01:19:59
retire.
01:19:59
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:20:00
>> You need this from podcasting?
01:20:01
>> Yeah.
01:20:02
>> I think 6 years at 60 years old will be
01:20:04
>> I'll drift into the wilderness.
01:20:06
>> You can just keep living the way you
01:20:07
are.
01:20:08
>> I'll [laughter]
01:20:09
be doing podcast. Yeah. Yeah.
01:20:12
>> Let's predict where
01:20:12
>> But the way you I feel at 54, I felt at
01:20:15
40. It's the same.
01:20:16
>> No. No, no. You're You feel better than
01:20:18
I'm going to feel when I'm your age. For
01:20:19
sure.
01:20:20
>> Why?
01:20:20
>> Because I I eat unhealthy and I still
01:20:23
drink alcohol.
01:20:24
>> You have back discs that hurt.
01:20:25
>> I have back discs that hurt.
01:20:27
>> Yeah.
01:20:27
>> How about this? Let's This is a fun
01:20:29
little predictive thing real quick.
01:20:30
>> Yeah.
01:20:31
>> At 60, when we say goodbye to the show,
01:20:34
>> where do you think your life looks like?
01:20:35
What do you think my life looks like?
01:20:38
>> I think I'll have a kid.
01:20:39
>> That's okay.
01:20:40
>> By then?
01:20:41
>> All right. How many You'll have one kid.
01:20:42
>> How old is it?
01:20:44
>> Like
01:20:44
>> 18.
01:20:46
>> [laughter]
01:20:47
>> I'm going to adopt.
01:20:48
>> Good.
01:20:49
>> I'm going to adopt at You know what I
01:20:50
mean?
01:20:51
>> No. No. You might have a kid. You are
01:20:52
You think
01:20:52
>> At 12? I'm going to adopt a 12-year-old.
01:20:54
>> You think at 60 you're going to be in in
01:20:56
love and married?
01:20:57
>> No. Single father.
01:20:58
>> Single father.
01:20:59
>> Yeah. With an 18-year-old Russian kid.
01:21:01
>> Okay.
01:21:01
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:21:02
>> Where am I going to be?
01:21:03
>> Oh, it's going to be great.
01:21:06
>> What?
01:21:06
>> Go on. Yeah.
01:21:07
>> You're going to make the stitching on a
01:21:09
on a baseball. [sighs]
01:21:11
See that baseball?
01:21:12
>> That's going to be my job.
01:21:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
01:21:14
You just do that red stitching on the
01:21:16
>> So comedy I'm out. Podcasting I'm out.
01:21:18
>> Something's happened. Yeah.
01:21:19
>> Yeah. So I need to go back to stitching.
01:21:21
>> My original first love.
01:21:22
>> Yeah.
01:21:23
>> Stitching.
01:21:24
>> Yeah. But you're going to be the best at
01:21:25
it.
01:21:25
>> So I'm the best stitcher in the world.
01:21:27
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:21:29
>> So that's good.
01:21:29
>> That's good.
01:21:30
>> Yeah.
01:21:31
>> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:21:32
[laughter]
01:21:39
Woo!
01:21:41
Yeah!
01:21:44
Woo!
