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Happy New Year we know how much you guys love fancy be we love them too and so we
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put together a little fancy be compilation if you will I mean I did it myself I'm the one that edited this
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whole thing and that's because I wanted to show Fancy how much I really appreciated him and loved him for the
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new year so enjoy bad friends what's your what's your deal why are you so uh up and throwing darts at people I don't
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know I just feel good you feel there's our server hi uh hey hi hello oh so you oh you do it's a Onan
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shop do you cook as well I do oh oh okay are you Argentinian I am wow okay wow all right so do you have any specials
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Chim churi steak Chim Chu steak that's all you got that's it can we get a menu Chim churi steak that's all they serve
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that's all they serve is chiy chur steak well do you guys want to put in a drink
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order or something like that do you want something to drink dingz I want a lemonade a lemonade for first of
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all cuz you only have chimy tree steak here's so what are the drink options it seem like you would have
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lemonade we have wine wine and water and water okay with lemon we can put it lemon you can put lemon in the water yep
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or the wine would you like water lemon water yes would that suffice um I don't drink I don't drink so I'll have just I
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guess a water okay I don't really want wine I I I'll just have some water as well are you sure there's nothing
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there's like nothing else back there you we have uh energy drink oh oh well I'll have an energy drink
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what brand we have red bulls perfect perfect I'll have a you have a sugarfree Red Bull no only with Sher okay I'll
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have regular red bull fine we'll take we'll take those yeah thank you so much what a weird rust frog I mean honestly
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just Chim chimy steak wine yeah chimy tree steak Red Bull Red Bull and water and water that's it that's it I don't
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how so Dominguez uh oh yeah sir and we'll just take three Stakes obviously because we [ __ ] can't choose anything
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cuz can we can we um medium okay do we have an option or can we do medium no yes medium that's the only thing you do
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yeah I like I'd like medium rare if that's possible no that's not they only have medium you can just undercook it a
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little bit they only have medium the chef doesn't like suggestions so yeah yeah okay so I guess we'll have three
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medium Chim steaks I'll have a red bow you want a Red Bull three Red Bulls water lemon water water's all around
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yeah but no lemon for mine lemon for his please and no ice in mine please if you
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could yeah uh did you get all that let me write it down why don't you you can't memorize that can you repeat it back to
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us so we make sure you the order right you can't memorize that I think you guys wanted this take
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right yes I was with a woman we have to go on we're making out first base then she
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stopped yeah yeah yeah oh no her body her choice all right yeah yeah her choice her body her choice her body her
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choice her body choice right her body her choice and then she looked and she goes I just I'm not attracted to you yep
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and she goes you're fat you're fat no no that's boo she called you fat and I go oh oh she didn't realize until that
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moment okay damn Lyall Lyle like a character right now yeah that was [ __ ] the Menendez killers are hard dude dude
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Saturday morning I woke up I so I went to the um love Valencia Hotel spent the night there went to the store and then
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spent the night there to give Dan a 40y 40-year cake I saw the photo at at his men's meeting 40y year sober anniversary
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cake oh shout out Dan He awesome it was great because look like a supermarket cake didn't miss that I'll tell you that
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you're really going to [ __ ] piss me off today I'm not in the mood to [ __ ] play right now
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dude I mean what what is one H number one do you know how AO meetings work no okay so every week and Carlos can back
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me up right you look like a supermarket cake dude you're a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]
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[ __ ] piece of [ __ ] so this is how it works was it was it it was this this is how it
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works man was it was it Ralph's I don't know I didn't even look at the cake it was V's yeah I this is how it works
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John's every year they they do like a you know they do a group census consensus not group a group meeting
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where they nominate people that do like chairs it's always a newcomer and they go who wants the cake commitment some
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newcomer raises says I'll do it so every week his job is to go to anywhere and buy a cake and bring it to the meeting
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right I don't know where the [ __ ] it's from but that's not the point of the birthday I see 40 Years of surpr is a
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huge deal man that's what I thought it would be a better cake dude what's wrong dude honestly
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dude wow I love it I think he was spraying shot I think he couldn't hold in when you go in your pants if you
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couldn't no I'd go right in the aisle like that really you would well yeah the way these prices of these flights now
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are so absurd the least you can do is let me [ __ ] on the floor what someone someone what and Andrew just stop for a
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second stop we really should cut no no here's yeah you're right he was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and
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Dumber reference oh it didn't land well I didn't like it it it didn't make any sense did you just do Dumb and Dumber on
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SOS VHS or something with me and so I think that there needs to be a um boycott I agree so the boycot is this
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that was your last straw friend that's it you and I will never do his stupid show again correct well we already we
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already did it once unfortunately we gave him the favor never again give that M to Carlos's side I want that facing
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Carlos from now on Carlos yeah yeah face you there we go I can't have this guy just yab yabing into the mic about
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nothing cuz Andrew was going to do gold yeah I could feel it build up as his sidekick as his
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sidekick I was feeling gold coming on and then you my friend you [ __ ] put a [ __ ] damn in the middle of well let's
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give you another chance to do this bad joke what is it go ahead yeah so you say what you were gonna say no no no I want
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to hear him do it no you but he had to interrupt you that the timing is impeccable don't worry he'll interrupt
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like he always does so so yeah it was a Delta flight Dumber someone did a Dumb and Dumber uh thing
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there now I know you're editing this but I want you to slowly punch in on yourself slowly zoom in on how dumb you
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look right now yeah thank you dude you're so white you're the [ __ ] whitest friend I have you're so [ __ ]
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white but I never go in there it's a Twinkie okay okay my oh my god dude that's a layer joke
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that's so good holy [ __ ] give him credit dude what the [ __ ] did you call me dude
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you are the twinkie of this show holy [ __ ] that's so good and explain Twinkie for the viewers that doesn't know and
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I'm a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup yeah yeah yeah yeah so so you are yeah you are I really am yeah so tell tell me
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what a Twinkie is my friend yeah what you to the audience what do you mean by twink buddy it's like yellow on the
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outside but white on the inside interesting interesting interesting cuz I grew up during the
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suburbs mhm mhm wow dude Twinkie is pretty good there's no Legacy there's no Legacy yes there is
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there is no Legacy look let me see something who is one of the best Comics that died in the last 10 years Patrice
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right yeah none of the kids know him that's not true that's not true I I think I think okay you're naming someone
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who's if you have no hours out maybe there's no Legacy uhoh that's a shot oh no why didn't you look at me when why
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didn't you look at me when you said it at him can I tell you that I notic that to yeah why did you look at him he took
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the shot he took the shot look at me and say it yeah take the shot if you're going to take the shot too take the shot
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you're going to shoot a guy in the back yeah yeah yeah that's what you you go goad you know what he did dude he sucker
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punched you yeah that was walked up to he looked at you boom and punched you without even just say it you [ __ ] go
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ahead no I was just saying the Legacy thing you know that you have to put outside of Rogan's club though I
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don't know if you saw this there were black Israelites do you know what this is goop Creek do you know what a black
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Israelite is looks like an African Judah mean okay Jesus there was dozens of black
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Israelites yelling in the streets they were the original Jews and they were screaming at people and they were
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wearing purple shirts just like those those shirts right there and they were screaming at people that's exactly what
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they were wearing that's it no that's what Beyonce's backup dancers wore at Coachella is this at Coachella I think
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so wow there's the trumpets they're not holding or wakanda so so these individual did you just hear what he
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just said that was so [ __ ] funny holy [ __ ] wakanda wow this is the sniper yeah yeah
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Tom dong is being inducted into the pawe high school hall of fame Tom D long of Blink 182
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by the way the thing that I was upset about was there was another woman that was inducted who I don't think is famous
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none of them are well Tom Del long he's the only he's the first guy that's famous that is actually in the Hall of
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Fame well maybe you need to do something like that important work something for the community oh you think I'm not doing
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an important work for for them if I was honestly if I was going to do a real oh hot dog restaurant right I'd have to
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figure out I want number one I want it to be quality oh yeah like where do we get the dogs what do you mean they're we
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got we got 100% from China you know you're lucky that was funny that was so funny that's that's
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that is not okay yeah that pause though was me laughing right because I was hoping but
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then I'm also offended honestly guy guy dude every once in a while dude very funny dude uh
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oh hot dog yeah from China I mean dude the timing let me see her you say uh oh hot dog in Spanish Spanish
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style go ahead Oho well here's the deal yeah part of the part of the the growth of a child
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that we've seen is that the support from the parents makes them believe that they
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can do something so he's tricking his kid into thinking he has the ability to do I'm raing him as a genius and yeah
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that honestly it might work to a degree until I to take a test but yeah but then
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once they realize they're not right they go into you know what I mean Great Depression they go into comedy they
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might yeah what what did you just say what did you just say filmmaker he called you the F did you
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say filmmaker you think you're so great piece of [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] dude I'm not doing the short we work with
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scumbags all right so what do you want to say about jooy what I want to say is is that um I thought he did a good job
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at the golden Club tell you why Joseph Joseph Joseph he had you guys know Joe Koy don't you he did had 10 days to do
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this thing right it was a risk he did the best he could I thought that um they didn't do any him any favors in editing
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life okay no but what I'm saying is editing like cutting into the audience and seeing some reactions that that's
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what I meant oh right right right understand that's what I meant okay all right they didn't do any favors for him
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and cut into the person he's mentioning go ahead finish with no I I I don't want
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to go no finish your I don't want to continue please I want to hear you fin you're really you're really on my last
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nerve handed to her nice dude that's a celebrity dude Jesus is she yeah she is oh whoa dude I have to
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wear these you don't have to no but it helps hear your own don't that you don't want to [ __ ] up your hair it's fine
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don't do that here then throw it down or just put it wherever just hold it you know Andreas when I die
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and I look down because I will be looking down at my my services and my funeral and stuff
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up I think he means cuz you're in the casket no I think he he means I'm in I think he means in the casket no that's
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what I think but coming to America being a fat asian guy and getting white chicks
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and Mexican all the it's harder it's challenged and I feel like I have the highest body count I think it's easier
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when you pay though wait are you talking about your body you know what I'm I'm trying to
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come here with positivity dude right and that you're little jokes dude right I'm
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gonna let them slide today so on like Fresh Prince of Bel and sitcoms like when the audience is live but there's an
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actual audience there there is and then they what they what's they call sweeten it so they they they sweeten it they
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sweeten it they put more laughs on top of the laugh but also the audience gets it right so they kind of pretend they
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get they play along almost like pretty positive what it's like this show we laugh all the time we're going
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to turn off your mic any second now yeah keep that [ __ ] up yeah it's [ __ ] what you're doing for me
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gambling is um I'll do it for fun yeah but I'm not I don't think about I'm going to win money that's G they're
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full-time gambling Andreas s for you right yeah I I always have a inside information actually do you guys want to
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know how much uh can you guess how on the ground works that people don't know about that you Andrew and I can buy in
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this is going to be a new segment called Andre is on the ground yeah yeah on the
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ground Finance advice Finance advice already that's Finance advice convinced I'm not convinced he's I just saw
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Matador in my head pull Finance advice Andreas a finance advice yeah yeah do you need advice say
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say let me hear you say that have you heard of Rich you are T you never heard that song
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before it's not like that it's don't [ __ ] correct us if you correct the host again I don't know I can't you
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stepped on I five times you talking [ __ ] when Bobby walked in Oh I thought they
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were just going but I guess well look they're saying something but who gives a [ __ ] yeah yeah
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so and how awful does that sound say it the way that you know it what say it the way you know it I was
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just doing it no the way you know it oh better better song it's more familiar creating AA right right let me ask you
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something when you guys went to Africa and stole all those black people um yeah and you're putting them on the ship no
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it was you guys you guys invented that uh mhm am I not right 100% yeah yeah you know why did you push him in the middle
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of the ocean and you know if they were a little sick or whatever what was that for what was that all about testing
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you're testing yeah oh s oh so you thought you heard a stereotype exactly right you were like
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maybe it's wrong well was there was there a control to your experiment you had to have a control yeah can Spaniards
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swim most of them yeah for the record I never had anything other than a clear coat or or a buff but you can't buy your
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kid a guitar and be shocked when he becomes a rock star you know you showing him the ropes the kid's got to R he's
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got to flye it gave me like a gave your some ukul lady and he learned how to play the electric guitar and now that's
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what he's doing that's what he's doing I I thought it was tape at first almost like Michael Jackson like yeah oh yeah
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yeah it's not that yeah it's not that it's it's gel okay I don't know what the [ __ ] that is right but anyway dude you
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know I've never had one yeah men don't do that okay I also want to let's just throw this you want to get [ __ ] beat
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up after the show The Kardashians they only date black guys except for the one which one I don't
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know the name there's one girl that doesn't play DI black gu she's married to the guy the the white guy on the show
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Courtney yeah mhm oh Travis bar I mean he painted himself enough oh my God so now I look out
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inside the house right and I see three men side by side like this in a Power Circle there's no room to get there's no
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room to get in a triangle a triangle right of sadness a triangle of sadness thank you so much yeah you know even
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Koreans have a guy that has slang that's the slang guy so this the Spanish people
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have that guy do you have that fans yeah they're called Mexicans that's wait wait that wait that joke is
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so good so good that joke is so good it made me not laugh that was so good it made me so jealous of that joke so good
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I I paused and I let it absorb for people that don't know Neil Strauss wrote this book called The Game and it
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was basically a way that of negging it's the secret to negging truly it's like pretending you don't care are kind of
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insulting girls it's neing them so one of the things in it is you know I mean if you see a group of girls at a bar and
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the one you like right don't pay attention to her right be nice to the other three right and then kind of rip
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her apart a little bit Yeah you that hairsty is 80s huh MH and then go back to the girls right supposedly that's
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going to get their juices flowing it doesn't work they spit in your face well the key I had a girl spit in my the kids
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to be goodlook works all right there it is [ __ ] him up no no don't leave [ __ ] him up just beat his ass I
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was how many [ __ ] Slams are you going to do this [ __ ] episode dude how many slams it wasn't about you huh it wasn't
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about you I went on a date with a girl from Los feles and at the end of the date I turn I go into kiss and she went
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the Cobra and [Applause] I you got Cobra I got Cobra dude you got Cobra Cobra whoa dude
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we started drinking and we're like we'll have a beer and then we'll leave then we
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talked to a bunch of these women we got really [ __ ] up we started dancing This
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Woman's like you guys got to come back to my house I'm I'm divorced and I have a whole house to myself we can all party
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and this woman was very very sweet sweet what is that what does this mean bad breath she was bad looking oh
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what was that wrestler what was the wrestler that had that as a thing was a Triple H yeah yeah yeah okay she was not
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a she was not a yeah and I think it was John Cena she was very nice we call them
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in Spanish we call them shrimps makes no sense yeah because you can take the head off and then it's
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bua yeah butter face butter face call butter she was a shrimp what part of Spain is Fancy from
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dire Southern that's that's not true okay sh what the [Laughter] dude dude god dude got it wrong baby you lost
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a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my
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heart you a man again miss do it again Merry Christmas pick it up pick it up pick it up miss
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you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my [Music] heart wo yeah woo wo yeah