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Hey,
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I did Seth Rogan for some reason. We got
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new merch. Look at this new Bad Friends
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merch. She looks good.
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>> And we love it, dude.
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>> And we love it. It comes in this gray uh
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this uh sweater. We've also got the
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yellow tea and the pink tea right here.
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Look at that. It looks great. Go to
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badfriend.com if you want to grab one.
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Badfriends merch.com.
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>> Hey Bad Friends, I'm going to be playing
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March 21st. Please come see me. Then I'm
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at the Little Roadie Fest March 27th in
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Providence, Rhode Island. Then I'm doing
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the Borgata Atlantic City in New Jersey.
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That's a makeup date April 3rd. Come see
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me. Go to androantino.com for those
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tickets. Andrewantino.com.
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>> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots? A
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>> white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> Oh, you two are something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> I got a DM from Tiger King.
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>> Isn't he in prison?
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>> Yeah, he hit us up, too. He wants to
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talk.
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>> Oh, he hit us up. So, we got hit up by
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the Tiger King as well.
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>> What do you go to prison for? Killing
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people. Did he kill somebody?
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>> I think I think petting against the fur.
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You know, sometimes if you pet a cat
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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> if you pet back to front.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They don't like it.
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>> No.
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>> Yeah. It hurts apparently.
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>> Two counts of murder for hire, eight
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counts of violating the Lacy Act, and
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nine counts of violating the Endangered
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Species Act.
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>> Okay. A little different.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Yep.
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>> And one count of petting the wrong way.
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>> Petting the wrong way. Damn, dude. 21
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years, 252 months.
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>> It's like petting against the grain.
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It's like when you see that guy who was
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like drunk driving up the interstate.
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You're like, "What are you
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>> What are you doing, man? What are you
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doing on the inter?" I saw a buddy of
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mine I knew his girlfriend was driving
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to work in the morning and got hit by a
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guy going the other way. Just driving in
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the morning drunk on the other way. Just
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smoked her.
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>> Wow. Wow. Wow.
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>> She's alive.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Got I don't know anymore. I mean, this
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was a while ago.
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>> I ran over a motorcyclist.
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>> You did?
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>> Yeah. Remember?
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>> Where in Pyongyang?
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But that's a driving violation.
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>> You know what, dude? Those stereotypes
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and those tropes are very true. They
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are.
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>> They are.
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>> Have we started?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah,
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>> we can.
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>> Do you want to not start?
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>> No. Long as we're going. You You want to
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start with a song?
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>> You want to?
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>> When I drink my beer,
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>> you were singing that on the way in.
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What is that drink my beer thing?
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>> I don't know. I just get the Turning
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Point USA. That one guy drink my beer.
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That's in my head for 24 hours.
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>> What is that? Oh, the Super Bowl
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halftime show. Yeah.
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>> Let me hear it.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Drink my beer.
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>> We got Brantley Gilbert.
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>> Kiss my girl. Drink my beer. Ride my
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truck.
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>> I'm right here. No two quers. Eat my
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squirrel.
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>> Eat my squirrel.
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>> Pet my cat. Starting at the back.
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>> Right.
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>> That's what rocks.
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>> Do you own a cat guy? Huh? Cat guy?
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>> I don't own a cat, man. YOU OWN A CAT
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GUY?
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>> You don't have any animals? I don't, but
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I'm going to get some soon.
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>> Got to get a dog.
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>> I'm going to get a house and a dog.
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>> Well, you have a house. What are you
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talking about?
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>> Yeah, but I'm going to get one that
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could be that's a little more dog
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appropriate
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>> in Nashville.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You'd never move back here, would you?
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>> I don't think so. I'll come back more to
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visit more. I'm realizing that.
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>> Yeah, we miss you.
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>> Miss you, babe.
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>> Miss you guys.
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>> But you're loving you love Nashville.
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>> I mean, it's just growing so much. It's
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like you're And it just feel it feels
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like a big town. So, I mean, there's
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there's all cities grow.
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All cities grow. They say Phoenix is
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growing. Right. When I go there, it's
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the same.
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When people talk about their cities and
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they're growing, they all grow.
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>> Mhm.
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>> Yeah, you're right.
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>> Will you have Will there
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>> was a smaller city?
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>> Yeah, it's gotten bigger. Will there
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Will there be a uh a Theo section of
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Nate? Are you getting your own
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attraction at Natland?
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>> I don't I don't know what that would be.
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It'd be a petting zoo.
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Back to front only. I love you, man.
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>> Back to front pin zoo. Nateland. What's
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it called? Is it called Natland? Right.
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>> I am not I have no Is that really
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happening?
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>> He's opening up a theme park. That's a
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real thing.
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>> I've heard rumors of it. I didn't know
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if it
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>> Oh, it's legitimately real. Look at
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that. Comedian Nate Batsi early stage is
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developing a 100 plus acre
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family-friendly theme park called Nate
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Land in Nashville.
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>> Good for him.
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>> Yeah. Nashville.
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>> Do you ever hang out with him?
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>> I see Nate in passing sometimes, but he
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uh is very busy and I'm doing my thing.
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So, it's just like, you know, You see
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the trailer for his new movie?
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>> I haven't seen it.
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>> Yeah, I haven't seen it. Have you seen
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it?
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>> No, he's got a game show. I saw that.
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>> Yeah, I was in the theater, man.
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>> Were you? I was in the movie.
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>> First of all, good to see you guys, man.
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I love you, Theo, man.
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>> I don't know what he's doing right now.
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>> Thank you for having Alexa Pro, dude.
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>> You can't blame it on Lexa Pro.
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>> Why?
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>> That you're being annoying. That's not
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one of the
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>> I know what's going You know what? I
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I'll be quiet.
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>> No, be not that yella pro, huh?
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>> Sorry. You're good, dude. Yeah. Yeah.
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less we forget.
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>> Yeah. No. Um,
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>> go ahead.
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>> When you um Thanks for dinner the other
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night in Vegas.
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>> It was great to see you for your
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birthday, man.
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>> Yeah. And it wasn't my birthday. And um
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>> Oh, it was your sober birthday.
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>> It was, but I don't think you were aware
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of it.
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>> No, I wasn't. I thought it was your
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actual birthday. I have a video of you.
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I know.
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>> A girl that brought you the cake and
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everything.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> So, I forgot to put sitting there in a
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restaurant in Vegas. All of a sudden, a
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big cake with a bunch of candles and
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everyone's happy birthday. And you did
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that for me. And they played like the
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traditional music, you know.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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Happy happy birthday
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to you.
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>> You seen that funk? The funk monks or
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whatever? It's like a band. It's like
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those monks that are
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>> funk monks
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>> willing to be funky or whatever.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I don't know. I'm not aware of it.
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>> They're the funk monks right there.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, those are the funk monks.
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>> I think so. Funk monks.
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>> Do you know them?
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>> Huh? No.
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>> Oh,
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>> but damn, they look fun.
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>> God, do they ever.
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>> Yeah,
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>> it's a big band, too.
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>> It's like the white Jabawakis.
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>> There's one black guy. You got to have
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one. Get
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>> Oh, you got Do you You do need one black
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guy.
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>> And Jamal on the horns.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Save us, Jamal.
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That's good.
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>> Ladies and gentlemen, the funk monks.
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Funk monks.
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>> That's a good horn, dude. I want to Did
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you ever see that baby, dude? I forgot
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to even ask you. What? What baby?
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>> Um, your ex your uh ex
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>> He's saying, "Have you met your Kalila's
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baby yet?"
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>> I'm trans.
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>> Did you ever meet it?
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>> Yeah,
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>> you did
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>> many times.
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>> Wow.
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>> I play with it.
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>> Really?
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>> He bites my face.
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>> Is it Was it Is there any feelings when
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you hold it like, "Man,
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
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WHY THE [ __ ] YOU COME AROUND HERE DOING
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THAT? I'M just saying. Is there any
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times when you put it in your little
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arms?
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>> I do.
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>> And you say, you know, you're just
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>> It could have been.
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>> What could have been?
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>> Do you think there's any of his he was
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left over in there and some of it got in
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that baby?
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>> Oh, there's some leftover Bobby in
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there.
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>> Yeah, that sperm.
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>> Well, my sperm is it clinging?
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>> It's slow.
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>> It clinged to the ovaries for years.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Here's my turn.
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>> Right. And jumped in the other sperm.
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>> Grabbed the tail.
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>> Right. HERE WE GO.
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>> Like a little Rick sperm.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Like a Rick sperm.
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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was like Yeah.
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Rickerm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. So, um maybe there's some of my
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stuff in there.
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>> Do you ever look in the eyes of the kid
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and do and think about that?
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>> Yeah. One of them was like this.
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>> No. Stop it.
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>> What?
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>> Don't deflect.
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>> Don't deflect. What?
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>> Tell us the truth. You look at the kid
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ever and you go, "Look at that. That's a
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little bit of me right there."
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>> Mhm. Well, you know, um Well, you want
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you want to get real? Let's get real.
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>> He asked.
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>> Yeah. Let's get real. Um,
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>> I'm alone late at night.
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>> You know what I mean? And um,
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>> you ever look at pictures of the kid
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when you're alone
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>> sometimes? And I go, um, what could have
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been? I I I think I made some mistakes.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Funk monks.
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>> LET'S GET REAL. LET'S GET REAL.
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>> SORRY. Sorry about that.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> What could have been?
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>> What could have been? And um, I made
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some choices that were not really um, I
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regret. Well, you were also saving up
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your urine in a lot of jugs around the
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home. I know. Because I know some people
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call that doomsday prepping, but I'm
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like I don't Yeah. What's the doom? What
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is the for what party?
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>> It was a collector's item for him. It
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was more of like a
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>> Well, it's ambiance.
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>> Yeah, it's ambiance because when the sun
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goes through it,
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>> it has a glare. That's a show. That's a
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show you saw us, huh?
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>> That's all it is. The spicy show you.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Was Goju Jang with love. Oh.
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>> Oh, go Jen. Good reference.
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>> Go Jang with love.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> But there are moments where you have
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that thing where it's like, yeah, that I
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could have if id have just got my ducks
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in a row, you know, it would have made
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it would have been different. But that's
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life and you keep going. You know, you
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keep going.
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>> Good reference.
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>> Um, but you know, I learned
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>> if I would have hung my ducks correctly
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in the window, I could have still been
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with her. That could have been my kid.
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>> You like duck, man?
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>> I It's too It's too gy for me.
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>> I've had duck neck.
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>> It's too oily.
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>> The the the meat. I've never had duck
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body. I've had duck neck. You have? I've
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had duck neck. I've never had duck body.
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>> Duck neck.
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>> What's What's duck neck, man?
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>> Duck neck.
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>> Duck neck.
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>> I mean, it's it's in the title pretty
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much.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Duck neck.
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>> Uhhuh.
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>> Duck neck.
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>> Duck neck.
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>> So, um, you eat the neck of the duck.
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>> There it is.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Looks like sausages.
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>> Oh, you can really eat the neck.
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>> Oh, duck neck.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Hot spicy duck necks.
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>> Hot spicy duck neck.
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>> You have any exotic animals?
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>> What if you're somebody that eats a lot
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of neck? Are you called a
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>> Go ahead.
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>> Go ahead.
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>> A necker.
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>> Yeah.
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>> No.
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>> No, you're not. Or you look that up.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Uh neca
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back. My bad.
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>> He be necking.
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>> Dude, how have you guys been feeling,
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man? The show's been doing so great.
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It's like you guys' Has it cemented you
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guys' friendship differently? Is that a
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crazy question? Am I just making things
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silly?
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>> No, that's true. No, it's good.
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Yesterday or what? The other day we shot
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our sixth year anniversary.
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>> Pretty huge. We did six years. We're
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kind of nuts. We didn't think we'd
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continue.
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>> He can't do it.
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>> That's Lexa Pro.
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>> This pro side.
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>> It's got to be.
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>> Well, you seem positive. Usually you
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don't have a ton of energy, I think.
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>> Yeah, he's got a shitload of energy.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It's on the cellular level.
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>> Yeah, I exist. I only do exist.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Um I had a dream that my Oh, dude. I had
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a dream.
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>> Oh, I just saw Hexaw Ridge thinking of
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Speaking of that.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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Good movie.
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>> I mean, I don't think it's good.
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>> Uh, what were your dreams?
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>> Yeah. What were you That's what I meant.
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I had a dream that um we went camping.
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Me, you, and my brother.
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>> Whoa. Let's go.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. And then my brother was
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making too much noise.
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>> That sounds right.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. And then he woke you up and
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then you faked yelled at him.
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>> What do you mean?
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>> You pretended that you were sleeping,
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right? I knew the bit you were going to
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do,
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>> right? And I go, "Sh, Andrew's getting
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really mad if you wake him up. I knew
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that you were still awake but pretending
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to sleep. Right. And you did an extra,
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you know what I mean? Snap.
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>> Oh, good.
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>> Right. And it freaked him out and he ran
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out of the tent.
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>> Hey, Bob.
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>> Yeah. Hey, Bob. Why is Andrew so angry,
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Bob?
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>> Yeah.
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>> So good.
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>> Yeah. Andrew, I mean, you know,
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>> what'd he do? He left him. It was just
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you and me.
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>> Yeah. And then you and I and then you
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and I both laugh and then I woke up.
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>> That's a nice dream.
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>> Don't you I hate when peas end it.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Why do peas end dreams? Because
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otherwise you would pee in the dream.
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>> You're going to piss in the
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>> But life was so good when you peed in
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the dream. When you used to ride that
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[ __ ] you're like, I'm staying in here.
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And in your dream, everybody's like,
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well, this guy's just peeing everywhere
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in here, you know?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> You're like, that guy kind of means it,
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bro.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I've spit in my dream one time and I
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woke up spit all over. I
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>> really
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>> I felt like something was in my mouth.
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Like I must have been stuffy and in my
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dream I just and I spit and then I woke
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up all over my pillow was spit. And I
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thought that's so fun to do that in your
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dream and it to be applin in real life.
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It just feels good.
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>> But do you, you know, when you die in a
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dream, you really die in real life.
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That's what they say.
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>> Wait, is that true, guys?
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>> Impossible.
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>> Yeah.
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>> In the Matrix.
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>> In the Matrix, if you die in the dream,
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you die in real life. So, it's got to be
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real. Cuz we're living in the Matrix,
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aren't we not? Does anything feel real
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lately?
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>> No, dude.
00:12:16
>> Bro, not at all, dude.
00:12:18
>> Yeah. So, I think this is
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>> But no, everything's going well, you
00:12:21
know? Yeah. Nobody's living in complete
00:12:23
fear. Yeah. I just take it day by day,
00:12:26
you know, man, pal. Oh, yeah. That's all
00:12:27
you can do, man. That's what I'm doing.
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>> Did I say that a couple episodes ago?
00:12:30
>> No, but there's nothing you do. So, we
00:12:32
do have to monitor it.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. What?
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>> You repeat things.
00:12:35
>> Short-term memory loss.
00:12:37
>> You think so?
00:12:38
>> Yeah, that's what is that a side effect
00:12:39
of Alexa Pro?
00:12:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Let's do a symbol.
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>> Can we do a symbol like a hand single
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symbol? Yeah,
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>> I'll do that.
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>> Do this.
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>> Okay.
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>> When I've said something before.
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>> All right. Okay.
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>> Yeah. Do something uh like that. Very
00:12:50
subtle. Something like that.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. That's just point to your
00:12:53
eyebrow. Real subtle.
00:12:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like that. Yeah. That's very
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good.
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>> Okay. So, did I say that?
00:13:00
>> Oh. Oh, yeah. That's No.
00:13:02
>> That means no.
00:13:02
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Pick your lips.
00:13:04
>> What's the lip thing?
00:13:05
>> So, this is No.
00:13:06
>> Oh.
00:13:06
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:08
>> That's hungry in sign language.
00:13:09
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:13:10
>> This What does this mean? I know this
00:13:11
means something in
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>> Yeah. That's like it. You know what I
00:13:14
mean? You back in the 40s. The black
00:13:16
people on stage.
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>> Jazza.
00:13:21
>> Yeah.
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>> Back in the day. I haven't seen that.
00:13:25
>> All right.
00:13:25
>> Jazz hands.
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>> Jazz hands. Oh, jazz hands. I should
00:13:27
have said that. Yeah. Yeah. Jazz hands,
00:13:30
dude.
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>> Oh, okay.
00:13:33
>> Yeah. You haven't said it before.
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>> Yeah,
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>> dude. This is awesome, dude. I never
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been on here. This is your Yeah, cuz I
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asked.
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>> Wait, have you never been on the show?
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>> I don't I didn't even I swear to God. I
00:13:43
>> We've been trying
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>> and now we're here.
00:13:45
>> We've been trying. We've been
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>> Well, I think Yeah. I mean, since I
00:13:47
moved away just been tougher, you know,
00:13:49
and then just having to do the do your
00:13:51
own show. You know how it Oh my god,
00:13:52
you're doing your own show. It's a
00:13:53
nightmare.
00:13:54
>> We do miss you a lot. I I think about
00:13:55
you all the time. Yes, I really do. And
00:13:57
I go, um I wish the Cuz we saw you more
00:14:00
often.
00:14:00
>> Yeah, we did. Yeah.
00:14:01
>> Back in the good old days.
00:14:02
>> And you're the you're one of the only
00:14:04
guys that have moved away that I kind of
00:14:06
miss.
00:14:07
>> Who else moved away that you don't miss?
00:14:08
Go ahead.
00:14:09
>> No, I miss I see there's a lot of them
00:14:10
that it's blatantly obvious. I think
00:14:13
>> you have to ask him that.
00:14:18
I mean, you you're the ones you're the
00:14:19
one that is in my mind the most.
00:14:22
>> Oh, that's nice of you to say, man.
00:14:23
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um,
00:14:24
>> yeah. I forget about So, what I don't
00:14:26
forget about what some of those days are
00:14:27
like. I forget about some of the times
00:14:29
at the store and stuff. I definitely
00:14:30
long for it, I think.
00:14:32
>> Um, yeah.
00:14:34
>> Do you have that in Nashville at Z or
00:14:36
something?
00:14:37
>> You don't have like a club thing at in
00:14:38
in the city that you go to? No.
00:14:40
>> Cuz they're the only club.
00:14:41
>> Yeah, I go to Zen sometimes and there's
00:14:42
another place there, City Winery. We'll
00:14:44
try to stop over there and make a show
00:14:45
happen. And Zy's has a lab now, too. So,
00:14:47
you can do like just a you know, I got a
00:14:49
show there coming up. I got a couple
00:14:50
shows in like the next month coming up.
00:14:52
>> So, that's going to be good.
00:14:53
>> You ever can you pop in or No.
00:14:56
>> Yeah, you can, but they have like booked
00:14:57
acts and so that's right.
00:14:58
>> You know, sometimes you don't want to
00:14:59
show up at somebody's show and they have
00:15:01
a full green room and now you're in
00:15:02
their space and then
00:15:04
>> um
00:15:05
>> but also I was just on tour. I was out
00:15:08
of it was like a lot of times when I was
00:15:10
when I was doing shows it was just out
00:15:11
of town. So it was like when I was home
00:15:13
I was just kind of trying to relax or
00:15:14
podcast. So
00:15:15
>> yeah,
00:15:15
>> it was a like the past couple years was
00:15:17
just it was just very bus, you know, it
00:15:19
was busy.
00:15:19
>> Are you going to take some time or No.
00:15:21
>> Yeah. Well, right now I don't have much
00:15:22
touring. I mean, I'm putting some shows
00:15:23
back up now cuz we're going to retake my
00:15:25
comedy special in a couple like a month
00:15:28
or so.
00:15:28
>> You're scrapping the old one?
00:15:30
>> Yeah, I think we might just We may I
00:15:31
don't know. We just want to have a
00:15:32
better shot at it, you know?
00:15:33
>> All right. Sure.
00:15:34
>> Um
00:15:35
>> how many did you shoot the last time?
00:15:36
>> We shot two. We shot same day. Load in
00:15:39
same day. There was just like I mean we
00:15:41
talked about Ed or I don't know if we we
00:15:43
talked about it but yeah we don't I
00:15:45
already talked to him about him
00:15:46
personally.
00:15:46
>> He's on the floor.
00:15:47
>> Yeah. It was just like a lot you know it
00:15:48
was just like a it was a just a crazy
00:15:50
time and so I think it was just too much
00:15:51
to try to do something. Um
00:15:55
but and I also want to get it good. It's
00:15:57
like you know I've worked hard on I want
00:15:58
to get it at least to where I feel like
00:16:00
hey this is the best that I can serve
00:16:01
it.
00:16:02
>> Yeah. Where where you going to film this
00:16:03
time?
00:16:04
>> I don't know. We were looking at Eerie
00:16:06
but the uh cuz I love the theater there
00:16:08
when I performed there. really.
00:16:09
>> But um the weather
00:16:11
>> Yeah,
00:16:12
>> the weather is a is uh
00:16:14
>> is might be pushed out of there.
00:16:16
>> It's eerie, Pennsylvania.
00:16:17
>> And so I think maybe we're looking also
00:16:18
at Jacksonville.
00:16:20
>> Jacksonville is also is in Florida.
00:16:22
Carlos typed in Eerie, Indiana.
00:16:25
>> Well, it's funny you have three white
00:16:26
guys over there who are obviously
00:16:28
conquerors of land,
00:16:29
>> but they don't know where anything is.
00:16:31
Yeah, that old.
00:16:33
>> So, but yeah, we're trying to figure it
00:16:34
out. So, but it's all good.
00:16:36
>> Well, yeah. So that's a
00:16:38
>> Netflix.
00:16:39
>> Yeah.
00:16:41
>> Yeah. We did we didn't do Netflix. They
00:16:42
don't they didn't want us around.
00:16:44
>> Yeah.
00:16:44
>> They said no thanks to us.
00:16:46
>> But you guys did
00:16:47
>> Hulu. Hulu.
00:16:48
>> Hulu.
00:16:48
>> Which is great.
00:16:50
>> It is.
00:16:50
>> Do something new. Spread it out. Yeah.
00:16:52
>> We're trying.
00:16:52
>> And what is it? What's your called,
00:16:54
Bobby?
00:16:54
>> Finally.
00:16:56
>> Oh,
00:16:57
>> isn't that good?
00:16:58
>> Yeah.
00:16:58
>> Finally. It's time. It's about time.
00:17:01
>> You like it or no? Be real.
00:17:04
>> Yep. No. Be real. Be real. Be real. I do
00:17:07
like it. I was just thinking if I like
00:17:08
it and I do.
00:17:09
>> Yeah. You got to give him a second to
00:17:10
think about it. What? Give me Give Give
00:17:11
me some other suggestions of names you
00:17:12
might call it if it was you up.
00:17:13
>> Fine Lee.
00:17:14
>> That's We talked about final Lee.
00:17:16
>> Yeah.
00:17:16
>> I thought And I thought finally like
00:17:18
finely
00:17:19
>> like fine.
00:17:20
>> This guy's fine.
00:17:22
>> Yeah.
00:17:24
>> Sorry, I didn't even laugh there. That's
00:17:25
a thing that happened.
00:17:27
>> And then Lee at the end.
00:17:28
>> Got it.
00:17:29
>> Steve's brother.
00:17:30
>> Steve's brother's really
00:17:31
>> Oh, that's a good one. Steve's brother.
00:17:33
>> Yeah.
00:17:34
>> What's your mom's name?
00:17:35
>> Jeanie.
00:17:35
>> Uh Jeanie. Mhm.
00:17:36
>> Genie's boy.
00:17:37
>> Dude, my mom's Gina. Whoa.
00:17:41
>> Why not? We should put them together
00:17:42
somewhere.
00:17:44
>> Yeah, we should.
00:17:45
>> That's the only way to respond to what
00:17:46
he just said.
00:17:47
>> Why not?
00:17:48
>> Why not?
00:17:49
>> Yeah. Yeah,
00:17:49
>> dude. We should put them together
00:17:51
somewhere.
00:17:52
>> To do what?
00:17:53
>> Huh? Be around each other.
00:17:55
>> Oh, really?
00:17:56
>> Yeah. You said you're
00:17:56
>> absorbent energy, huh?
00:17:58
>> Yeah. Just absorb absorb each other's
00:18:00
energy.
00:18:01
>> Didn't you say Steviey's out to live
00:18:02
with your mom now, right?
00:18:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:04
>> And why did he move out there? Cuz I I
00:18:06
needed an eye on her.
00:18:08
>> What is she up to?
00:18:09
>> Uh some dark stuff, man.
00:18:11
>> Like what do you mean? Like espionage or
00:18:12
what?
00:18:13
>> No, she's just all night long on Epstein
00:18:15
files. Just 5 in the morning.
00:18:17
>> She's going eating people.
00:18:21
>> Oh, demon state.
00:18:22
>> Yeah.
00:18:24
>> Why? Why so much pizza?
00:18:26
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:27
>> So much pizza all the time.
00:18:29
>> Oh, Somalia, bro. Yeah,
00:18:33
>> Lindsy Graham gay.
00:18:36
>> Oh, Miss McConnell sleeping.
00:18:40
>> And I want to say shout out to my my
00:18:42
producer Zack Powers that's here today,
00:18:43
too. He came.
00:18:43
>> Shout out to Zack. Zack's in the back.
00:18:45
>> How you guys?
00:18:46
>> Zack, pop in on camera real fast. Just
00:18:47
say what's up. Just look into the
00:18:49
camera. Yeah. Move Mone out of the way.
00:18:51
>> Hey, what up there, man?
00:18:52
>> There's the dog.
00:18:52
>> Yeah, there he is. Holding it down.
00:18:54
>> How long you been producing, man?
00:18:56
>> And his girl just got laid off.
00:18:57
>> Hell yeah.
00:18:58
>> Really? That's not to clap for
00:19:00
>> best country in the world.
00:19:02
>> Best country in the world. Yeah. Thanks.
00:19:04
Uh Oracle,
00:19:09
>> Zach, you're good. How you feeling?
00:19:10
>> I'm good. We just potted today. We're
00:19:12
chilling.
00:19:12
>> Okay, good.
00:19:13
>> Yeah. Who'd you p with, bro? Uh Chris
00:19:15
Hemsworth, Australian.
00:19:17
>> Oh, what?
00:19:17
>> Really?
00:19:18
>> Yeah.
00:19:18
>> Wow.
00:19:19
>> Wow.
00:19:20
>> A smart guy trapped in a good-looking
00:19:22
guy.
00:19:23
>> Oh my god. Don't you hate when that
00:19:24
happens?
00:19:24
>> What a bummer.
00:19:25
>> I was I thought it was just, you know,
00:19:27
and it's just judgment. You know, you
00:19:28
see a guy that's that much of, you know,
00:19:30
a handsomeish guy or whatever.
00:19:31
>> Yeah,
00:19:32
>> dude.
00:19:33
>> Handsome.
00:19:33
>> So smart, cool, like just talking about
00:19:36
like just stuff like it was a valuable
00:19:38
chat. I needed to have it today. You
00:19:40
ever notice like that when you're in
00:19:41
those moments you're like, "God, dude,
00:19:42
things are so
00:19:43
>> Oh my god.
00:19:44
>> off or something and then somebody's
00:19:45
like there and it's just like you have
00:19:46
like you have what whatever comes in the
00:19:48
that's the perfect, you know, it's like
00:19:49
the perfect
00:19:50
>> conversation. I want to live in that
00:19:51
little space between his [ __ ] you
00:19:52
know, his stomach right there. What are
00:19:53
those little things?
00:19:54
>> The happy trail.
00:19:55
>> Yeah. I want to live in that gap.
00:19:58
So happy.
00:19:59
>> You know what's so funny about this guy?
00:20:00
Doesn't work out.
00:20:02
>> He doesn't. It's
00:20:02
>> all genetics. He says he refuses to go
00:20:04
to the gym.
00:20:05
>> He channels a gym though. He does
00:20:06
meditation
00:20:07
>> through his brain. Yeah. It's brilliant.
00:20:08
>> He has a $60 a month membership for at a
00:20:11
channeling gym.
00:20:13
>> The mental gym.
00:20:14
>> Like when we had Zack Zack Afron on,
00:20:17
right? And when you really see a real
00:20:19
good-looking guy,
00:20:20
>> it's crazy cuz sometimes, you know, I'm
00:20:22
around you and if I ever see a
00:20:23
good-looking guy for a while, right, I
00:20:24
go, "Oh, Theo's very good-looking." But
00:20:26
then once I see Zack and then I look at
00:20:27
you, I go, "Oh, Theo's ugly."
00:20:29
>> Yeah.
00:20:29
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:30
>> No, that's a disrespectful thing to say.
00:20:32
>> You know what? It was It was It wasn't
00:20:34
good.
00:20:34
>> Can I just say this, man? Let me just
00:20:36
say this, man.
00:20:37
>> Oh, God.
00:20:38
Oh, this happens on this show, too.
00:20:40
>> Yeah. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. Let me Let
00:20:42
me just say this, man. Okay. I want to
00:20:44
say this, right? For comedian man,
00:20:47
right? You're very handsome.
00:20:49
>> And you, too. You know, Andrew is better
00:20:51
looking than me.
00:20:51
>> How about this? How about this? Yeah.
00:20:53
How about this? If you think he's ugly,
00:20:56
you are fill in the blank.
00:20:59
>> Bottom
00:21:00
>> feeder
00:21:01
>> disaster.
00:21:01
>> No.
00:21:02
>> So, you really think about yourself that
00:21:03
way? This is my point.
00:21:04
>> You You're the one that gave up the
00:21:06
scenario.
00:21:06
>> No, my point is why are you putting him
00:21:07
down? Don't you find beauty in yourself
00:21:10
and in Theo?
00:21:11
>> Yeah. I I was I'm trying to create
00:21:13
funny, you know.
00:21:15
>> Yeah. Good. Do it. Keep going.
00:21:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to create
00:21:18
something.
00:21:18
>> You're being mean to him. You're just
00:21:21
being mean.
00:21:22
>> It's okay. I mean, I know how I look.
00:21:23
I've seen myself a lot.
00:21:24
>> No, you let's let's let's let's go back.
00:21:27
Can we go back a little bit? Huh? Can we
00:21:28
go back a little bit?
00:21:29
>> I don't think so. But yeah,
00:21:32
>> you know,
00:21:33
>> I apologize. Hold. Sorry. Ronnie Chang
00:21:35
is calling me right now.
00:21:36
>> Oh, dude.
00:21:37
>> Our dog.
00:21:38
>> Wow.
00:21:39
>> That's our boy.
00:21:39
>> Who's that?
00:21:40
>> Huh? It just says, "Oh, good looking
00:21:42
Asian."
00:21:44
>> Blue.
00:21:45
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00:21:46
it's been
00:21:47
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00:21:51
So, let me say something. I you know I
00:21:53
because I'm on uh I'm old.
00:21:56
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00:21:56
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00:21:58
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>> friends. No.
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>> Oh, I mean look, let's look at the Asian
00:24:29
comics. All right. Ronnie, Ken, all
00:24:32
these people.
00:24:32
>> Nancy Scott. Nancy Scott. R.
00:24:35
>> That's a good one. Deep.
00:24:37
>> Deep cut.
00:24:38
>> Uh, so [ __ ]
00:24:39
>> uh Randall Park. Where am I in that
00:24:41
group?
00:24:42
>> Dead center.
00:24:44
>> Yeah,
00:24:44
>> I'm dead center.
00:24:45
>> I will say this. When I saw Bob when I
00:24:48
was like I was in Las Vegas and I'd
00:24:49
never seen Bobby in the wild before,
00:24:51
right?
00:24:52
>> I've seen Bobby in Contained
00:24:53
Environments podcast or comedy club
00:24:55
>> and Bobby somebody's like Bobby's in Las
00:24:57
Vegas and I was like what? What
00:24:59
happened? You know, was there like was
00:25:01
there a plate shift? Did something how
00:25:04
>> how did he get over here? You know what
00:25:06
I'm saying? like was they walked did
00:25:08
they accidentally move move his bed over
00:25:10
here? Like what traveling is allowing
00:25:12
just people to sleep and travel at the
00:25:14
same time and uh they're like he's here
00:25:16
and I texted him and he's like yeah I'm
00:25:17
going to come meet up and I was so
00:25:18
excited dude.
00:25:19
>> Yeah.
00:25:20
>> Just to see you and like a just living
00:25:23
like your life dude like I just feel
00:25:25
like
00:25:25
>> your attitude over the last few years to
00:25:27
me has just been like more I'm going to
00:25:29
get out and I'm going to take advantage
00:25:30
of things and I'm just going to say yes
00:25:31
to doing stuff you know
00:25:33
>> and I feel like it's been a lot more
00:25:34
outgoing. Do you think that too, Andrew?
00:25:36
Is that just
00:25:36
>> No, he has been a little bit more. Tell
00:25:38
it's it's
00:25:38
>> it's inspiring to me, man.
00:25:40
>> Well, cuz he's the single thing has
00:25:42
helped.
00:25:42
>> Even though I'm not a good-looking guy
00:25:44
or whatever, it's still
00:25:45
>> as an ugly guy, you understand?
00:25:47
>> Yeah, dude. As a [ __ ]
00:25:48
>> Yeah. As an ugo.
00:25:49
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:50
>> He's been getting out more because he's
00:25:52
single. Girls have been making him more
00:25:54
active,
00:25:55
>> dude. And I saw you at the UFC and they
00:25:56
put you in like kind of the the um the
00:25:59
special needs section.
00:26:02
Sorry, I did. And I it was it was still
00:26:05
you got it was awesome. I couldn't even
00:26:08
go to his we I couldn't even go to your
00:26:10
section.
00:26:10
>> Yeah, I heard.
00:26:11
>> Yeah, they dragged me out of there.
00:26:12
>> But I couldn't go to yours unless I had
00:26:13
a neck brace on.
00:26:17
>> They had to [ __ ] Yeah.
00:26:18
>> Yeah.
00:26:19
>> I had to rub like Vaseline all over my
00:26:22
arms and neck and
00:26:24
>> and be like, "Oh, it's so hot in here."
00:26:26
>> I know.
00:26:26
>> To go over there.
00:26:27
>> Where did you get that section?
00:26:28
>> But it was so crazy. I'd never seen
00:26:30
anybody get right where they come out
00:26:31
right along the rail. Bro, that was
00:26:32
amazing, dude.
00:26:33
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:34
>> You were right there when they came out,
00:26:35
though.
00:26:36
>> When they came out? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:37
>> It was sick, dude.
00:26:38
>> I tried to high five. No one high-fived
00:26:39
me.
00:26:39
>> Nuh-uh.
00:26:40
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:41
>> Rose Namayunas. I tried to high five and
00:26:43
she was she Why did they come out with
00:26:45
her eyes closed?
00:26:46
>> No, they were feeling it maybe.
00:26:47
>> Yeah. She was coming out like this and I
00:26:49
put my hand out and it missed like this
00:26:50
much.
00:26:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's close though. Pretty
00:26:53
close. Yeah, it was pretty cool. But um
00:26:55
the reason why I went to Vegas is
00:26:56
because um I was like I got to do
00:27:00
something cuz I had done the special the
00:27:02
weekend before. I was like I got to not
00:27:05
go up all the time and just like do
00:27:07
something. So I I asked Joe for tickets
00:27:09
and I went and uh it was so much fun.
00:27:11
>> Well, Joe didn't give you those. You
00:27:12
bought them on ticket master.
00:27:14
>> Joe
00:27:17
>> But Joe gave you he sent you a link to
00:27:19
ticket master.
00:27:20
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:21
>> Use code I paid money. Use code Rogan 15
00:27:23
for 15% off at StubHub.
00:27:26
>> Yeah, I only spent $750
00:27:28
>> for those seats. But um but having
00:27:31
dinner with I didn't know you were in
00:27:32
town, so having dinner with you that
00:27:34
night and then walking around with you
00:27:35
after was fun.
00:27:35
>> And Bizzle was there. You guys love each
00:27:37
other.
00:27:37
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:38
>> He's the best.
00:27:38
>> The Biz.
00:27:39
>> Yeah.
00:27:40
>> You're still touring with him?
00:27:41
>> Yep. Whenever we go out, like whenever
00:27:43
we go on a big tour again next year,
00:27:45
probably we'll do it.
00:27:46
>> Who's Bizzle?
00:27:47
>> Tim. Tour manager guy wear the same hat
00:27:49
as you. You.
00:27:50
>> Oh, the tall guy.
00:27:51
>> Yeah, tall guy. You guys are always
00:27:52
pushing each other.
00:27:53
>> Pushing.
00:27:53
>> I have video of you guys and we'll
00:27:55
include it. Um I have countless hours of
00:27:57
you guys pushing against each other.
00:27:59
>> I know. We probably push.
00:28:00
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:01
>> I don't know what it is. That guy
00:28:02
invites it.
00:28:04
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:05
>> You try to hit everybody kind of in the
00:28:07
pecker and then run off or whatever.
00:28:08
>> Yeah. Like a kid.
00:28:09
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:10
>> You start it. He'll play with you, but
00:28:12
you start it.
00:28:12
>> I do start.
00:28:13
>> I don't think anyone's ever started it
00:28:14
with you.
00:28:15
>> Yeah. I like the fire.
00:28:16
>> You do?
00:28:17
>> Yeah.
00:28:17
>> That's good though.
00:28:18
>> That's your new special name. I light
00:28:20
the fire.
00:28:20
>> In back in the caveman days, the
00:28:22
Koreans,
00:28:24
right? And and the Korean would come and
00:28:26
light the fire.
00:28:27
>> You were the lighter fire.
00:28:28
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:28
>> You think somebody just uh people would
00:28:30
light their um like what do you think
00:28:33
was like an early comedian trick that
00:28:35
somebody would do in like a caveman day?
00:28:37
>> Fart fart into like fart into a fire to
00:28:39
make it puff up a little bit.
00:28:40
>> For sure they would.
00:28:42
>> So risky then.
00:28:44
>> It's worth the laugh. 100%.
00:28:46
>> Yeah, it's a good laugh.
00:28:47
>> Little fire farter.
00:28:49
They were laughing,
00:28:49
>> lose their mind.
00:28:50
>> Yeah.
00:28:50
>> Evidence suggests that they do we did
00:28:52
have a laughing similar laughter
00:28:55
patterns. We would copy each other's
00:28:56
laughs.
00:28:57
>> Look at that. Laughter and pre- primates
00:28:59
involved sounds made during tickling and
00:29:01
playful interaction. You'd be a tickler.
00:29:03
You would 100%.
00:29:04
>> Oh my god. I'd be tickling ear, all
00:29:05
kinds of animals. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:08
>> You're a tickler, dude.
00:29:10
>> I would tickle everything.
00:29:11
>> I didn't sleep last night.
00:29:12
>> How come you're not How come you're not
00:29:14
sleep?
00:29:14
>> He's Alex's a pro, too. Some nights I'm
00:29:16
on I'm on escatalopra or something. It's
00:29:18
a generic. Will you mind looking that
00:29:20
up, please, brother?
00:29:21
>> I used to play basketball with that guy.
00:29:22
>> Escatalopram.
00:29:23
>> Yeah,
00:29:24
>> he could hoop, dude. That kid's
00:29:26
crossover was known.
00:29:26
>> Generic Xanax.
00:29:28
>> Escatalopram it's called.
00:29:29
>> How long you been on it?
00:29:31
>> I've been on it, I think, for 17, 16
00:29:33
years, probably.
00:29:34
>> But I've been I I switch to some other
00:29:36
ones.
00:29:36
>> Oh, you?
00:29:36
>> And yeah, sometimes I get to a point
00:29:38
where I don't know if they're working.
00:29:39
It feels like something's like kind of
00:29:40
going wrong and it feels like they're
00:29:41
not working anymore. Sometimes I'll try
00:29:42
to take breaks and get off. So, um, but
00:29:45
for the majority of time, I've been on
00:29:47
I've been on something.
00:29:48
>> Yeah. Wow.
00:29:49
>> For a while. It's kind of crazy that we
00:29:50
stay on them that long. It's like you
00:29:52
would think you go in for something and
00:29:53
it's like a problem, but then 17 years
00:29:56
later it's still, you know, like you're
00:29:58
still wearing like a leg brace or
00:29:59
whatever.
00:29:59
>> Duct tape holds up. You know what I
00:30:01
mean? You know what I mean? Like it's if
00:30:02
it works, it works.
00:30:03
>> That's a good point. Actually, that's a
00:30:04
good way to look at it, too.
00:30:05
>> Like, I just think if if it if it if
00:30:07
it's not if it's if it's helping and not
00:30:09
hurting, I mean, for you, I think you
00:30:11
should change.
00:30:12
>> You think so? Already?
00:30:12
>> I switched to something else. Oh, he's
00:30:14
doing what?
00:30:14
>> Yeah. Wait, wait. Give me some notes of
00:30:17
since the beginning.
00:30:19
>> The boys will tell you.
00:30:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Tell me.
00:30:20
>> I think it feels like maybe it's maybe
00:30:23
it's bumping up against the uh the
00:30:24
Waggoi or whatever.
00:30:27
>> I think they're I think they're they're
00:30:28
in
00:30:28
>> Are you on GLP ones?
00:30:29
>> He is.
00:30:30
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:30
>> No, he's on Sorry, he's on uh
00:30:32
>> Wiggoi.
00:30:33
>> Oh, yeah. We switched.
00:30:35
>> I think they're bumping heads on there.
00:30:36
That SSRI and Regoi are going toe to
00:30:38
toe.
00:30:38
>> You think so?
00:30:38
>> Yeah. And something's going on rattling
00:30:40
around in that brain.
00:30:41
>> Yeah. And probably the rin too. That
00:30:42
also doesn't help. Yeah.
00:30:44
>> Yeah.
00:30:44
>> What's the one where your spit tastes
00:30:45
like meat or whatever? That's the one
00:30:46
I've
00:30:47
>> Yeah.
00:30:47
>> When you clear your throat, it tastes
00:30:48
like has like a meat taste.
00:30:49
>> Yeah, I've heard of that.
00:30:50
>> I don't know.
00:30:51
>> I don't know.
00:30:52
>> Yeah.
00:30:52
>> I don't know.
00:30:53
>> Yeah. You you So, um
00:30:55
>> something Oh, Paxlovid.
00:30:57
>> Paxlovid. Yeah.
00:30:58
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:59
>> Plo. Yeah.
00:31:00
>> Yeah. That's a good one, huh?
00:31:05
>> That's a great side effect, huh?
00:31:07
>> Yeah. Meat. Meat taste.
00:31:08
>> Paxlovid.
00:31:09
>> I'm going to take a step back.
00:31:11
>> Take it. No, I think you should go in.
00:31:13
>> No, see, I don't know what you're doing.
00:31:15
>> I think you go further.
00:31:17
>> Well, don't you want to see how
00:31:18
>> I think it's three steps back? No. No.
00:31:20
>> Yeah. You guys go on. I'll interject.
00:31:22
>> Look, look, look, look, look at that
00:31:23
road down there. Look at that road.
00:31:24
Where does it go?
00:31:25
>> Oh,
00:31:25
>> let's go down it.
00:31:27
>> Barst.
00:31:27
>> Let's go.
00:31:28
>> I'm going to bartow.
00:31:29
>> That's what I'm saying. Take a ride.
00:31:30
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:30
>> You're having fun. You're already there.
00:31:34
>> I'm going to be riding queen.
00:31:38
>> Yeah, dude. Was that Turning Point? Is
00:31:41
that on Turning Point?
00:31:41
>> That's on Turning Point.
00:31:42
>> I've never heard that song in my life.
00:31:43
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um I've never
00:31:47
heard that in my entire life, dude. What
00:31:49
What would you say, Bobby? How what is
00:31:51
your magna? Like a role say you get in a
00:31:53
movie, right? And it's a big movie and
00:31:55
it's like what is the role that gets you
00:31:57
to a level where you're like, "Wow, that
00:31:58
guy is the Daniel D Lewis of our time
00:32:01
kind of, you know."
00:32:03
>> Wait, wait, wait. Okay, I I'll roll
00:32:05
that.
00:32:06
>> Like Daniel Malay Lewis,
00:32:07
>> right? Right. Um, I'm the guy a a movie
00:32:11
about the guy that made uh discovered
00:32:13
gunpowder in China,
00:32:15
>> right? And and I'm sitting around, look
00:32:18
what I made, right? And everyone's like,
00:32:20
what is it, buddy?
00:32:21
>> What is it, buddy? Right. And I go, uh,
00:32:23
we can make guns out of this. I go, no
00:32:25
firewalk.
00:32:26
>> Oh, the king of fireworks.
00:32:28
>> The king of fireworks. That's the movie.
00:32:29
>> Champy's got some of that bang sand on
00:32:31
him.
00:32:33
>> Is that what we say?
00:32:35
>> You do the dialogue. You can write it.
00:32:37
But yeah, yeah, it together. You
00:32:39
shouldn't have to write it yourself.
00:32:40
>> But it was Chinese alchemists that did
00:32:42
it in the Tang Dynasty.
00:32:44
>> Y'all are the ones that started guns.
00:32:46
>> Uh Chinese discovered gunpowder. And
00:32:49
what they did was if they if they made
00:32:52
guns, they would have ruled the world,
00:32:54
but they didn't. They made it. They did
00:32:56
other things with it.
00:32:57
>> What were they doing with it? It's
00:32:59
called gun.
00:33:00
>> I I don't know. Putting it in food.
00:33:03
>> Yeah.
00:33:04
>> Like, oh, this is better. Yeah. Orange
00:33:07
chicken. No. Um, but and look, they
00:33:09
would eat it and then just blast off
00:33:10
against the wall,
00:33:12
>> but they they wouldn't figure it out.
00:33:14
But the Europeans are the ones that
00:33:15
used, you know, use the gunpowder and
00:33:17
made weapons out of it. Yeah.
00:33:18
>> You guys are doing just fine.
00:33:20
>> I I think they did stick it in sticks
00:33:22
and they did, you know, use it as a
00:33:24
weapon as well.
00:33:25
>> You know what I would have done?
00:33:26
>> Put some wet stuff on a stick.
00:33:28
>> Yeah.
00:33:28
>> Put some gunpowder on it.
00:33:29
>> Yeah.
00:33:30
>> Against the wet stuff. Hit somebody
00:33:32
really hard
00:33:33
>> with the gunpowder. Snap. M
00:33:36
>> that is. Look at that. History of
00:33:37
gunpowder. The first uh uh gun arrow.
00:33:40
>> Yeah, that's what they used to use.
00:33:41
>> Aarrow.
00:33:42
>> That's a firework, dude.
00:33:44
>> That's all that is.
00:33:45
>> Yeah.
00:33:45
>> Yeah.
00:33:46
>> Oh, so you guys use this to celebrate
00:33:48
and then some [ __ ] came along and is
00:33:50
like, you want to celebrate? How about a
00:33:52
funeral? You know, and he just shot
00:33:54
somebody with it.
00:33:55
>> That used to be a weapon. And then they
00:33:57
thought it'd be fun when they killed
00:33:58
someone for color to come out. So they
00:34:00
would shoot someone with it and then
00:34:02
you'd get exploded with color as a
00:34:05
celebration
00:34:06
>> of your death. Look at that. That's
00:34:07
incred that it's the original cannon.
00:34:09
>> That's incredible.
00:34:10
>> That's Paul SK back in the day. If you
00:34:12
look at that photo actually super close
00:34:14
>> and that's a that's an early curveball.
00:34:17
>> Yeah.
00:34:17
>> I I don't think I'm that good of an
00:34:18
actor to be Daniel D. Lewis.
00:34:20
>> That's right. Yeah.
00:34:21
>> I don't know if you
00:34:22
>> No, no, I think you are.
00:34:23
>> Yeah. If you had the right So much of it
00:34:25
is like you got to get the right role
00:34:27
and somebody has to see how you can
00:34:28
operate. Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:30
>> Yeah. I think you'd be good.
00:34:31
>> What about you?
00:34:31
>> You can't do it by yourself, Bobby.
00:34:33
>> Yeah. You think you guys could win an
00:34:34
Oscars?
00:34:35
>> No. What the [ __ ] No.
00:34:37
>> That's what I'm saying.
00:34:37
>> No, I don't ever need to act again.
00:34:39
>> Yeah. How about you? You think you won
00:34:40
an Oscar?
00:34:41
>> No, Bobby.
00:34:42
>> You're the actor. You've done way more
00:34:44
acting than any of us. I know. I think
00:34:45
you've done more.
00:34:46
>> No.
00:34:47
>> You must have done more.
00:34:48
>> Well, I'm done, so it doesn't matter.
00:34:49
>> I'm done, too. We're both done.
00:34:50
>> We're out.
00:34:51
>> Yeah. I'm going to do tires.
00:34:52
>> Stamped our card. Oh, yeah. He's doing
00:34:54
two episodes of Shane Show.
00:34:55
>> You are? Yeah.
00:34:55
>> Mhm.
00:34:56
>> What about Tom Sawyer?
00:35:00
What about him?
00:35:01
>> I played Huckleberry Finn in a play. You
00:35:04
did?
00:35:04
>> Yeah. Yeah. Uh, and who was your best?
00:35:06
>> There's a photo on my Instagram.
00:35:07
>> But who was your best friend? What? Tom
00:35:09
Sawyer.
00:35:10
>> Oh, it was.
00:35:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember
00:35:12
um I played Huckleberry Finn.
00:35:16
>> Huckleberry.
00:35:17
>> Oh, there you are.
00:35:18
>> You talked about it. Yeah.
00:35:19
>> Cute.
00:35:20
>> Huckleberry Finn. Then every time I'd
00:35:22
walk out, the whole audience would
00:35:23
laugh.
00:35:26
>> Yeah. Just because you were so sweet and
00:35:28
cute.
00:35:29
>> Yeah, but I Yeah,
00:35:30
>> there you are.
00:35:31
>> There's your boy. There's your buddy.
00:35:33
>> Yep. Me and Ian Edwards.
00:35:36
>> Do you know about where I can get
00:35:41
>> I got I got something for you. And then
00:35:43
you get off and Brennan's there. He's
00:35:44
like, I got something for you.
00:35:49
>> Yeah, he's Mr. Notes, huh?
00:35:51
>> Well, he's the bravest. I mean, he's so
00:35:53
like he loves the art so much, you know?
00:35:55
He's just like, "I got something for
00:35:56
you." And usually
00:35:57
>> it's always good.
00:35:58
>> It's always good.
00:35:58
>> It's always good. And then he cares to
00:36:00
do it. Sometimes I'll be I'll listen to
00:36:01
something. I'll be like, "Here's a tag."
00:36:02
And I'll just put it in my notes or
00:36:04
whatever.
00:36:04
>> Yeah.
00:36:04
>> And then I'll just
00:36:05
>> never tell them.
00:36:06
>> Yeah.
00:36:08
>> I've done that.
00:36:09
>> Or get afraid to tell them. Sometimes
00:36:10
you're like, I don't know if they would
00:36:11
want me to say anything
00:36:12
>> if I'm cool enough with them. I think I
00:36:14
I sometimes I do it, but then sometimes
00:36:16
I think it's not that good of a tag
00:36:17
anyway. [ __ ] it. But they might have
00:36:19
wanted it.
00:36:19
>> You should have give it just try. Just
00:36:20
give it to them.
00:36:21
>> Yeah.
00:36:21
>> Especially if coming from you. I'd take
00:36:23
it. I would take all of You know what I
00:36:24
do now is when comics give me notes.
00:36:27
Normally like year for years I'd be
00:36:28
like, "Oh, okay. I'll I'll try."
00:36:31
>> Now I just tell me you have a note for
00:36:33
me.
00:36:33
>> I got a note for me. Nope.
00:36:34
>> Oh, okay.
00:36:36
>> I just won't do it.
00:36:37
>> Unless it's someone that's superior.
00:36:38
>> Neil will do it. You know what I mean?
00:36:41
>> Someone you really respect, you would
00:36:42
do.
00:36:42
>> Yeah. But when some like open micer
00:36:44
comes up to me and goes, "Hey man, I got
00:36:45
some."
00:36:45
>> Is that happening a lot? What? Open
00:36:47
micer's doing that a lot to you. That's
00:36:48
wild.
00:36:49
>> No one gives you notes.
00:36:51
>> I have dormant and everyone give me
00:36:52
notes.
00:36:52
>> No.
00:36:53
>> Yeah. I don't think that's nothing
00:36:55
you're doing is working. So, let me They
00:36:57
say that
00:36:57
>> they've No, no one's giving me notes. I
00:36:59
mean, I'm sure they probably have
00:37:00
comments about it, but no one's come up
00:37:01
to me like, "Hey, can I
00:37:02
>> You ever get notes from like just
00:37:04
strangers?"
00:37:06
>> Um,
00:37:07
I don't think so. I don't know. I might
00:37:10
>> It's usually from If anything that came
00:37:13
to the show sometimes.
00:37:14
>> Oh, yeah. I don't think I do.
00:37:15
>> That's happened.
00:37:15
>> Yeah. When they go, "You know what? I
00:37:16
really like this." I think I do.
00:37:19
Probably.
00:37:19
>> What?
00:37:20
>> I might.
00:37:20
>> Yeah.
00:37:21
>> Yeah. But I've never given anyone a
00:37:22
note.
00:37:23
>> No, I don't. Have you? Yeah, I mean a
00:37:25
friend.
00:37:25
>> Yeah, you have.
00:37:26
>> Yeah,
00:37:29
>> you have. Yeah, I have. What do you
00:37:30
sound like? What are you [ __ ]
00:37:31
encyclopedia? Like you're a detective
00:37:33
suddenly. It's an easy Yeah, I've
00:37:34
definitely
00:37:36
like you just like landed on Plymouth
00:37:40
Rock. I was like, is an adventure, dude?
00:37:43
>> Yeah, sometimes. Yeah.
00:37:44
>> Okay. Yeah, I never have. Dude, I'm
00:37:46
trying to think. What is that role that
00:37:48
you're in that's like gets you to that
00:37:50
crazy like Academy Award
00:37:53
webbby?
00:37:54
>> I think it could be something uh the
00:37:57
>> Webby Spider-Man.
00:37:58
>> The story of your life.
00:38:00
>> It's just you trying to just get skied
00:38:02
off your hands from jerking off at
00:38:04
night.
00:38:04
>> Yeah.
00:38:05
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:06
>> Spiderman. Spiderman. Yeah.
00:38:09
>> Don't kill the spider. I'm a Spiderman.
00:38:12
Little Spider in a Spiderman. You're
00:38:14
just a tiny spider in someone's home.
00:38:16
>> Yeah.
00:38:16
>> Spiderman. No, I think it could be for
00:38:18
you would be like um
00:38:21
>> your story of your life.
00:38:23
>> Yeah.
00:38:23
>> Uh
00:38:25
the story of a little Korean man who
00:38:27
grew up in in San Diego amongst all
00:38:29
these goofy whites.
00:38:30
>> Yeah.
00:38:31
>> And you made it out alive
00:38:33
>> eating doodoo with the dino.
00:38:35
>> Yeah.
00:38:36
>> Eating doodoo
00:38:37
>> with the people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:39
>> It could be your life. What about the
00:38:41
guy that invented kimchi? Who's that
00:38:42
guy?
00:38:43
>> Yeah. Who is that? bring that guy up.
00:38:44
>> You could
00:38:45
>> You could have done that.
00:38:46
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:46
>> If it's probably a woman, huh?
00:38:48
>> Invented by a specific but the ancient
00:38:50
Korean people. So, the Kim, we get to
00:38:52
make up the story. That's the best part.
00:38:53
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:38:54
>> You become the guy who who started the
00:38:56
kimchi revolution. You began kimchi.
00:38:58
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's make
00:39:00
it up. Cho.
00:39:01
>> Yeah. Cha.
00:39:02
>> No. Cho.
00:39:03
>> Cho. Sorry. Apologize.
00:39:05
>> Choo choo.
00:39:05
>> The kimchi cowboy.
00:39:06
>> Kimchi cowboy. Yeah. I live on a beach.
00:39:08
>> The king of kimchi. Cho.
00:39:11
>> Yeah. No. And I'm on a farm and I pick
00:39:13
up some cabbage.
00:39:14
>> Mhm.
00:39:15
>> What do we do with this?
00:39:16
>> No, it went bad. It already went bad.
00:39:18
>> Oh, it went bad.
00:39:19
>> And all your cabbage is bad now.
00:39:20
Something's going on.
00:39:21
>> Something is going on. Right.
00:39:23
>> And people are like, "Oh, just throw it
00:39:24
away." Right.
00:39:25
>> They throw it into the No, you throw it
00:39:27
into a vinegar thing. Yeah. I Yeah, that
00:39:29
thing. I go, "No, we dig a hole. Put it
00:39:33
in the ground."
00:39:34
>> Right. Put some vinegar. I don't know
00:39:37
how they make kimchi. So, how do they
00:39:38
make kimchi, dude? I mean, you should
00:39:40
learn this is your past.
00:39:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. I don't make it at home. I
00:39:43
don't have a home kit.
00:39:44
>> Well, you make a home kit.
00:39:46
>> What do you mean?
00:39:46
>> Wait, right now? Yeah. You don't?
00:39:48
>> I don't know how it's made.
00:39:49
>> Wow. Somebody can make you some of it.
00:39:52
>> Yeah. Yeah. What do you have to do?
00:39:54
>> You prep and salt the cabbage. You wash
00:39:55
and drain it. And then you make the
00:39:56
paste in a large bowl.
00:39:57
>> So, you do all Yeah.
00:39:59
>> Go uh go, garlic, ginger, onion, fish
00:40:01
sauce, and sugar form a thick red paste.
00:40:03
You stir it all in there. Then you put
00:40:05
it in there. Um, and you ferment it,
00:40:07
right? You pack the glass jar tight.
00:40:09
pressing down, get all the air out, and
00:40:11
then you wait for fermentation. You let
00:40:12
the dar sit at room temperature for one
00:40:14
to five days.
00:40:15
>> One to five days isn't insane.
00:40:17
>> Yeah. What?
00:40:18
>> Well, the more the more days, the more
00:40:20
fermentation.
00:40:21
>> Once it smells sour and tastes to your
00:40:23
liking, then you put it in the
00:40:24
refrigerator. It'll continue to ferment
00:40:25
slowly and it'll last for months.
00:40:27
>> But whoever created this didn't this
00:40:28
isn't the first time you tried it. This
00:40:30
is like [ __ ] a hundred years of
00:40:32
trying different ways.
00:40:33
>> Well, we got to figure out this. Yeah,
00:40:35
>> there's no way someone got that right
00:40:37
the first time. Oh, Koreans are pretty
00:40:39
smart.
00:40:39
>> Yeah.
00:40:40
>> So, what is this? What did you have to
00:40:41
put it in to ferment ferment it in
00:40:43
glass? What did you use? What did you
00:40:44
use? Like a light bulb or something.
00:40:46
What did you originally ferment? It had
00:40:47
to be a glass.
00:40:48
>> Yeah. Something in the story.
00:40:50
>> Yeah. Something in the story that you
00:40:51
took the air out of it and you were able
00:40:52
to put the cabbage in something. What'
00:40:54
you put it in?
00:40:55
>> Well, there must have been jars, right?
00:40:57
We had jars.
00:40:59
>> Ooh, jars of clay. Remember that ban?
00:41:02
>> Yeah.
00:41:02
>> Rain. Rain on my face.
00:41:04
>> What about this? What about this? How
00:41:05
about this? stopped raining.
00:41:07
>> We use jars as trash cans, right? So
00:41:10
then I was just, let's throw it away.
00:41:12
>> You worked for the trash company?
00:41:14
>> Yeah. Yeah, I worked for the trash
00:41:15
company, right? And I took the garbage
00:41:16
and threw it in the They're jars.
00:41:18
They're trash cans, right?
00:41:20
>> Yeah.
00:41:20
>> And then um I threw away salt, too.
00:41:23
>> Where did we get trash can?
00:41:25
>> Let's throw away salt. We threw salt.
00:41:27
All the ingredients. We're just throwing
00:41:28
it away.
00:41:29
>> Were you taking You were taking salt
00:41:30
from the ocean.
00:41:31
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's throw it away.
00:41:33
>> Okay. Yeah. Put in the trash can.
00:41:35
>> Yeah. The greedy ocean have too much
00:41:36
salt.
00:41:37
>> Too much salt.
00:41:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Right. What else
00:41:39
is in it?
00:41:42
>> Well, it's water. Throw water away.
00:41:45
>> We have too much water. We throw it
00:41:46
away.
00:41:47
>> Fish. Fish sauce. Fish sauce.
00:41:49
>> Nobody eats fish sauce.
00:41:51
We have TOO MUCH OF FISH SAUCE IN THE
00:41:53
VILLAGE, RIGHT? THROW IT AWAY. We're
00:41:55
throwing all of it away. What else is in
00:41:56
there?
00:41:57
>> Garlic.
00:41:57
>> Garlic. And
00:41:58
>> we have way too much of garlic here.
00:41:59
>> You're throwing everything away.
00:42:01
>> Oh, wait. We put it in the trash can,
00:42:02
right? And we just And the trash guy
00:42:05
doesn't pick it up for a long long time.
00:42:07
>> One to five days. Yeah. It sounds like
00:42:09
>> even longer.
00:42:09
>> Oh wow.
00:42:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. For a couple of months.
00:42:12
>> And then I walk out of I walk out of my
00:42:13
hut and I go, "God, the trash man. I'm
00:42:16
not [ __ ] coming here for like two
00:42:17
months." We throw all this stuff away,
00:42:20
right? And then I go out, I go, I bet
00:42:22
you money. And I open up the lid. Yes.
00:42:24
And it's like on It's like on Breath of
00:42:26
the Wild whenever you open. It's like
00:42:28
ding
00:42:29
>> and you cook your meal
00:42:31
>> and you cooked your meal and it's ready.
00:42:32
And I look down, I go, "Those look
00:42:34
delicious." Yeah. Right.
00:42:36
>> Well, you're starving. You haven't eaten
00:42:37
days.
00:42:37
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I haven't eaten in days.
00:42:40
There's a famine.
00:42:41
>> Yeah, there's a famine.
00:42:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. There's a famine going.
00:42:42
>> It's a cabbage fam.
00:42:43
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00:42:44
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>> Everyone's like, "Where did all the
00:44:09
cabbage go?" Right? Bobby threw it away.
00:44:12
Where's all the garlic and the fish
00:44:14
sauce? He threw it away. Right? Then I
00:44:17
open it up and I look down and I go,
00:44:18
"I'm so hungry. I'm going to eat this
00:44:20
garbage." Right? So I stick my hand in
00:44:22
there. I pull it out. I take a bite. I
00:44:24
go m delicious
00:44:26
>> and that's the end of the movie.
00:44:27
>> You think so?
00:44:28
>> Yeah.
00:44:28
>> Yeah.
00:44:29
>> Yeah.
00:44:29
>> No.
00:44:30
>> No.
00:44:30
>> Why do you always end it?
00:44:31
>> No. No. Start it. That's the beginning.
00:44:34
>> That's the beginning. I like
00:44:35
>> there's a there's a sequel, dude.
00:44:36
>> What's going on in the sequel?
00:44:37
>> What?
00:44:38
>> Nuh-uh. There's not a sequel.
00:44:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. Soy sauce.
00:44:41
>> I discovered soy sauce.
00:44:43
>> Whoa.
00:44:45
That was you, too.
00:44:46
>> Yeah, it was me, too.
00:44:47
>> Same guy.
00:44:47
>> Yeah, dude.
00:44:50
>> Right.
00:44:51
>> Yeah. And orange chicken is the third
00:44:54
one.
00:44:55
>> That one you definitely did.
00:44:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. What do I do with all these
00:44:58
oranges and chicken? Just an abundance
00:45:01
of oranges.
00:45:03
>> Yeah, that's the third one, right? I
00:45:05
have so many ORANGES AND CHICKEN. I
00:45:07
DON'T KNOW WHAT to do, right?
00:45:09
>> This is a chicken. He has an orange
00:45:10
stuck in his throat.
00:45:11
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My chicken always eat
00:45:13
oranges, right?
00:45:15
>> Yeah. But I have to eat it anyway. And
00:45:17
then a car hits him. Yeah.
00:45:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know,
00:45:22
this is that's where I the third one,
00:45:24
the orange chicken one, is where I win
00:45:26
my Oscar.
00:45:27
>> We got to call Netflix. I think some of
00:45:30
this stuff's gonna get made. You will
00:45:31
win an Oscar.
00:45:31
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:33
>> And the Academy Award goes to Orange
00:45:36
Chicken, Bobby Lee.
00:45:40
>> It could happen.
00:45:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:42
>> Spielberg goes up there with you. Orange
00:45:43
Chicken was invented by Chef Andy Cow in
00:45:45
1987 for Panda Express.
00:45:47
>> Oh, so Panda Express created Orange
00:45:50
Chicken
00:45:50
>> in Hawaii.
00:45:50
>> Yep. And the Hunan flavors with battered
00:45:53
fried chicken for the American pallet.
00:45:55
>> Iconic sweet, tangy, slightly spicy dish
00:45:57
known today. Andy, it is good.
00:45:59
>> Shout out Andy Cow.
00:46:00
>> Shout out Andy Cow.
00:46:01
>> Your own legend.
00:46:02
>> Is Andy Cow still alive?
00:46:03
>> He's on that Panda Express to heaven,
00:46:05
dude.
00:46:05
>> Yeah.
00:46:07
>> Sorry.
00:46:07
>> One stop. It's not real. Andy Cow was
00:46:09
one of 11 people who died in a shooting
00:46:11
massacre at a dance studio in Monterey
00:46:12
Park, California, January 21st. That is
00:46:14
not real.
00:46:15
>> There's no way.
00:46:16
>> That is not real. Yeah, people didn't
00:46:18
like the
00:46:19
>> Yes, it
00:46:22
is.
00:46:22
>> Orange chicken.
00:46:23
>> Wait a minute.
00:46:24
>> It is real, dude.
00:46:25
>> That's Hey, Andy died. What about an
00:46:27
idol of love? That's not real. That's
00:46:29
the same guy that invented orange
00:46:31
chicken got popped.
00:46:32
>> He was 72 at the time. It looks like he
00:46:34
could.
00:46:36
>> Well, what?
00:46:38
>> Well,
00:46:38
>> somebody didn't like it.
00:46:39
>> It always GIVES ME HEARTBURN.
00:46:42
>> That's nuts.
00:46:43
>> It's good. Insane.
00:46:44
>> So good. Good. I love orange chicken.
00:46:45
>> And especially you don't know about it
00:46:47
and somebody gives somebody like gives
00:46:49
it to you and you don't know about it.
00:46:51
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:51
>> I love that.
00:46:52
>> I'll take some Kungpow. I like Kungpow.
00:46:54
>> If I ever have amnesia, take me to get
00:46:55
orange chicken, dude.
00:46:58
>> All right.
00:46:58
>> Wake you right back up.
00:46:59
>> Well, no. Just cuz there's no better
00:47:00
feeling than that first time that you
00:47:02
get introduced to orange chicken.
00:47:04
>> Remember when you didn't know about it
00:47:05
and then you knew about it?
00:47:06
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:08
>> What?
00:47:09
>> Changed your life.
00:47:09
>> Mine's August 6th, 1987.
00:47:12
>> Orange chicken day.
00:47:13
>> Orange chicken day. That's when I knew
00:47:14
about it.
00:47:14
>> Oh, yeah.
00:47:15
>> Yeah. When's your When'd you know about
00:47:16
it?
00:47:16
>> When's my D-day, you
00:47:18
>> It's uh
00:47:19
>> It was probably around the same time, I
00:47:21
would bet.
00:47:21
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:22
>> I cried at the mall.
00:47:24
>> April 14th, 2024.
00:47:27
>> Oh, recently.
00:47:28
>> Took me a minute. Yeah, it took you a
00:47:29
minute. Couldn't really it.
00:47:30
>> The old Easter orange. Easter.
00:47:32
>> So, you had never heard about it before
00:47:34
then?
00:47:34
>> Heard, never ingested,
00:47:36
>> right?
00:47:36
>> Knew it existed, never was interested.
00:47:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. And then when you did it,
00:47:39
what?
00:47:39
>> I've been a Kungpow guy for years, but I
00:47:41
I will dive a little bit of orange.
00:47:43
Yeah,
00:47:43
>> a little bit here and there.
00:47:44
>> What's the one uh with the cashews in
00:47:47
her or the peanuts or something? You
00:47:48
know,
00:47:49
>> that's that's that's Kow
00:47:51
>> Ka. That's Kow. That's good. Yeah, Ka's
00:47:54
great.
00:47:55
>> That's good.
00:47:55
>> It's named after Ding Bazohan.
00:47:57
>> Yeah.
00:47:57
>> The King Dynasty official and governor
00:47:59
of the Sichuan province.
00:48:00
>> Yeah.
00:48:01
>> Gongbao.
00:48:02
>> That's a name that we don't
00:48:04
Gungba.
00:48:05
>> Gongba.
00:48:06
>> What do you mean? Ding. Ding. Ding's a
00:48:08
great name.
00:48:08
>> I know. But we don't see a lot of
00:48:10
people.
00:48:11
>> More dong. More dongs than Ding.
00:48:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, what about R
00:48:15
like Rambo? What if you did a Rambo?
00:48:17
>> Oh,
00:48:19
you know, can I say something? I asked
00:48:20
about this. My a
00:48:21
>> But that training montage is at 2 hours
00:48:23
long.
00:48:26
>> There's no training montage in um Rambo.
00:48:29
>> Yes, there is in this version.
00:48:30
>> Well, he's saying he's got to you have
00:48:32
to justify it for the fans somehow.
00:48:34
>> Yeah, they're going to need I did call
00:48:36
uh my agents many years ago. I go, is
00:48:38
there any way we could I can be in
00:48:40
Rambo? This is real. You just you just
00:48:43
take him out and just put me I'm in
00:48:45
every scene, right? But I change the
00:48:48
dialogue and this and that. Like in the
00:48:50
beginning when you remember the cop is
00:48:51
in the car or whatever and he sees Rambo
00:48:54
and I come up to this, you know, he
00:48:55
comes up to me and I go, "Hey, where's
00:48:57
the bathroom?" You know, like change the
00:48:59
dialogue. Yeah. They go, "You have to
00:49:00
get the rights for the thing."
00:49:01
>> You wanted to be Rambo.
00:49:02
>> Yeah. Yeah. But in a comedy way,
00:49:05
>> right?
00:49:05
>> I just playing myself with just You know
00:49:06
what I mean?
00:49:07
>> Rambo was kind of a comedy.
00:49:08
>> Yeah.
00:49:09
>> In and of itself. Look at that. It's
00:49:10
hilarious. or Rambo.
00:49:12
>> Rainbow.
00:49:14
>> Yeah, Rimbo. We change it, you know.
00:49:17
>> I don't know, dude. I uh
00:49:18
>> And you're from the Pacific Ram.
00:49:20
>> Yeah. Good. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:22
>> Yeah. Rainbow.
00:49:22
>> Rimbo.
00:49:25
>> Rimbo is back.
00:49:27
>> He fell off that cliff.
00:49:29
>> Oh, yeah.
00:49:29
>> Who? Rambo.
00:49:33
>> Rainbow's always falling off cliffs.
00:49:36
>> Most of the movie is just him and I see
00:49:38
you.
00:49:41
Yeah, that cliffhanger that was
00:49:43
>> Oh, that is a gayest looking thing ever.
00:49:46
If you don't think that picture is him
00:49:47
trying to meet a guy somewhere.
00:49:50
>> What is that?
00:49:51
>> What are you doing down there? Come up
00:49:52
here and climb with me.
00:49:53
>> He's just waiting for Alex Hanold to
00:49:54
pull up on him.
00:49:56
>> He's waiting for Jared Leto to just
00:49:58
scurry up after him.
00:50:00
>> Have you had Honold on your show? I feel
00:50:01
like you No, he would do your show
00:50:03
though.
00:50:03
>> I can't believe he did that Taipei
00:50:05
Tower.
00:50:05
>> No, if you do that, he'd do your show.
00:50:06
>> Did you see it? We talked about it,
00:50:07
right?
00:50:08
>> Yeah. this or this? We did. You watch
00:50:10
it.
00:50:10
>> We talk about it. Okay. I saw some of
00:50:12
it.
00:50:13
>> It's fine.
00:50:13
>> Yeah.
00:50:14
>> Yeah. He lived.
00:50:14
>> He lived.
00:50:15
>> Yeah. I was actually at a place and
00:50:17
somebody said to somebody else who was a
00:50:18
rock like just letting you know he lived
00:50:19
and like oh good.
00:50:21
>> I mean that is the number one concern
00:50:23
what ended up happening.
00:50:23
>> How far can you go up the building?
00:50:27
>> Probably till I see see some tits in a
00:50:29
window. I'll tell you this. I'm ordering
00:50:31
a Sprite at that point.
00:50:34
>> I um I sat on a plane. Sorry. Go ahead.
00:50:36
>> Go. You start to play with who?
00:50:38
>> Um Dante, Filipino actor.
00:50:41
>> Oh, no. Yeah. He was in um um Hook.
00:50:44
>> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:45
>> Oh, yeah. I like that guy.
00:50:46
>> Great guy. Rufio. He played Rufio.
00:50:48
>> Rufi. Oh, Rufio.
00:50:49
>> Great guy. I have a story. So, he has
00:50:51
like 19 brothers.
00:50:52
>> He has 19 brothers.
00:50:53
>> He's got a lot of brothers. Dante Bosco.
00:50:55
>> The Boss.
00:50:56
>> He's got like two other brothers. I
00:50:58
exaggerated.
00:51:00
>> But I remember, dude, I remember in
00:51:01
commercial auditions back in the day, I
00:51:03
was always against his whole family.
00:51:06
>> Oh. Oh,
00:51:06
>> when it's an Asians, it was him. It was
00:51:08
the Boscows. Dude, that could be a
00:51:09
movie. Bobby versus the Boss.
00:51:11
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they book all the
00:51:13
Panda Express.
00:51:14
>> Yeah. Yeah. But I Sometimes I would beat
00:51:16
them.
00:51:17
>> Yeah.
00:51:17
>> I [ __ ] God, I beat the [ __ ] Boss.
00:51:19
You know,
00:51:19
>> that's how it is.
00:51:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:21
>> Who did you used to go up against when
00:51:23
you were auditioning in LA?
00:51:25
>> Dude, I was I would get over there, I'd
00:51:27
be furious. I had to drive over there. I
00:51:29
was late. I would always like
00:51:31
>> leave my [ __ ] in the car. I'd be
00:51:33
practicing and [ __ ] Oh my god.
00:51:35
>> I'd get in the room. I was too scared to
00:51:36
talk sometimes. I I remember one time I
00:51:38
had him open the window and then I was
00:51:40
like, "Can you open the other window?" I
00:51:41
was like, "I can't I just couldn't even
00:51:43
speak or whatever." And I just was too
00:51:45
nervous to even talk.
00:51:46
>> I know. It's the worst.
00:51:47
>> I would start saying I was just like I
00:51:48
was so bad. I don't know any like trying
00:51:51
to think it was ever anybody in a
00:51:52
hallway where I was like,
00:51:55
>> "Oh, we're in for this same thing or if
00:51:57
it repeatedly happened."
00:51:59
>> I don't think so. I don't There wasn't
00:52:02
enough that I went out for like
00:52:03
regularly.
00:52:04
>> Yeah. You know,
00:52:05
>> one time I saw Ian Edwards in the
00:52:06
waiting room and I said, "What are you
00:52:07
going out for?"
00:52:08
>> And he said, "Whatever the role was." I
00:52:10
said, "That's the same thing as me." So
00:52:11
obviously they
00:52:12
>> they don't know.
00:52:13
>> They've already booked somebody else.
00:52:15
>> It's like we a skinny black guy and then
00:52:17
a redheaded. It was like, "What in the
00:52:18
[ __ ] are you guys looking for?"
00:52:20
>> That that to me was always a signal.
00:52:21
It's like they already gave it to a to a
00:52:22
famous guy. They're waiting for him to
00:52:24
sign. So they just have us in there to
00:52:25
like plate the time so they can have a
00:52:28
job.
00:52:28
>> Yeah. I wouldn't even go be called in
00:52:30
with Asians. I would be called in with
00:52:32
the other
00:52:33
>> category. Yeah.
00:52:34
>> Yeah. I'll be in the lobby and there's
00:52:36
like a 9 foot five Nigerian guy. You
00:52:38
mean a 900 lb Samoan guy, right?
00:52:40
>> Guy from a fire.
00:52:42
>> Yeah. The fire guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:44
>> It's like the afterlife in Beetlejuice.
00:52:46
All those guys.
00:52:48
>> That's what I That's what my That's what
00:52:50
my
00:52:50
>> Bobby's audition.
00:52:52
>> There's a guy with a little head.
00:52:57
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:58
>> Just waiting with the handbook.
00:52:59
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would be like more
00:53:02
freak charact category. Did you love it
00:53:05
when you went to audition? When I look
00:53:06
back on it, I realized I didn't like it.
00:53:09
>> Sometimes I if it was if it was like set
00:53:12
up for me to win and have fun. Yeah.
00:53:14
Loved it. But if I was if you knew that
00:53:17
you were there as a just a a sheep for
00:53:20
them to push through the line, I hate
00:53:22
it. I would get so mad cuz I knew they
00:53:24
weren't giving it to you. They were
00:53:25
giving it to a famous person. You'd have
00:53:27
a conversation with someone, an agent or
00:53:29
manager would be like, they already made
00:53:30
an offer to,
00:53:32
>> you know, Josh Hutzson, and you're like,
00:53:34
well, what the [ __ ] am I doing here?
00:53:36
>> Well, they want to see other people.
00:53:37
It's like, no, they don't. This is just
00:53:39
so people can have jobs because
00:53:40
otherwise it's like, well, let's get
00:53:41
lunch. So, they that always made me sad
00:53:44
because I was like, well, I'm wasting
00:53:45
everyone's time. Even if I was nice,
00:53:47
napable, and funny, and good at the
00:53:48
audition. It was like, well, who gives a
00:53:50
[ __ ] They don't. They're like, yeah.
00:53:51
>> But you don't think that if you were
00:53:52
that good, they might change.
00:53:53
>> Not in a million [ __ ] years.
00:53:54
>> I think you're right.
00:53:55
>> Yeah. that that th those days of that
00:53:57
old Hollywood like and we saw her and
00:53:59
she blew us away. It's like that's not a
00:54:01
thing. They already know.
00:54:03
>> Well, you get to meet cast and
00:54:04
directors. You get to
00:54:05
>> Once you meet them though and they know
00:54:07
you, they already all know. They all
00:54:09
talk about who they want.
00:54:10
>> If the room was cold, I would [ __ ] up.
00:54:13
>> Oh, yeah.
00:54:13
>> When I'd walk into a room and they're
00:54:15
just kind of like, you know what I mean?
00:54:16
I'd be just like, I'm done. I can't do
00:54:18
it.
00:54:18
>> Yeah. Cabinets create the energy
00:54:19
completely yourself. Like I was good at
00:54:21
some of the talking and communicating,
00:54:22
but then when it would get into the
00:54:24
thing, I would think I would just be too
00:54:25
nervous.
00:54:26
>> Yeah. I just didn't There was something
00:54:28
about
00:54:28
>> You could do it now though.
00:54:30
>> Yeah. Now I think I would probably be a
00:54:32
little bit more like I understand it and
00:54:34
I would only do something really wanted
00:54:35
to do.
00:54:36
>> But you have the confidence now I think
00:54:38
to do it.
00:54:38
>> Well, you got your own movie coming out.
00:54:39
You don't need other people's [ __ ]
00:54:40
movies. When are you guys releasing
00:54:42
that? You and
00:54:42
>> Spade
00:54:42
>> in April.
00:54:45
>> What's the name? Can we know the name?
00:54:46
>> Bus Boys.
00:54:47
>> Bus Boys.
00:54:48
>> Boysum.
00:54:50
That was a fun shoot, brother.
00:54:52
>> Yeah. Nate Diaz is in it. That's cool,
00:54:53
too.
00:54:54
>> Nate's in it. Yeah.
00:54:55
>> I met Nate through Shane one time and
00:54:57
sometimes he'll FaceTime me like in the
00:54:59
middle of the night
00:55:00
>> and I get nervous to answer
00:55:02
>> cuz I don't know what he's going to ask
00:55:03
me to do. What is he going to say?
00:55:05
>> Like bury a body,
00:55:06
>> right?
00:55:07
>> He's going to I just like I can just see
00:55:09
me picking up people like, "What's up,
00:55:10
brother?
00:55:11
>> What are you doing right now?" And I'm
00:55:13
like, "I'm in bed." And he be like, "Get
00:55:14
on a plane immediately." You know, like
00:55:16
and I have to do I would be like I have
00:55:17
what am I going to do?
00:55:18
>> Yes. can't say no.
00:55:19
>> I can't say no to
00:55:20
>> bro. That'd be a good movie. You can't
00:55:21
say no to Nate Diaz, dude. That would be
00:55:23
a crazy movie.
00:55:25
>> Whenever he does call me, I get I'm
00:55:26
like, "Fuck, I got I prepare a little
00:55:28
bit."
00:55:28
>> But him and Chris Aila, that's uh
00:55:30
another fighter that um they they both
00:55:33
came in, dude. It was freaking hilar
00:55:34
like the whole thing was just
00:55:35
ridiculous. But it was a it was a big it
00:55:37
was a good it was a good experience to
00:55:38
learn about how to do it all,
00:55:40
>> you know? We just paid for it ourselves
00:55:41
and like nobody would help us make it.
00:55:43
>> Yeah. But when I did it, Right. Am I
00:55:45
still in the movie?
00:55:46
>> Yeah. Okay, good.
00:55:48
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:51
>> Yeah.
00:55:52
>> Yeah. You're in it.
00:55:52
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:54
>> But the reason why I had so much fun is
00:55:55
because um you guys kind of just let me
00:55:57
do whatever I wanted to do.
00:55:58
>> Oh, yeah. You were good in that.
00:55:59
>> No. No. But I was just like, "Hey, can I
00:56:01
just do this?" They're like, "Yeah, I
00:56:02
don't."
00:56:02
>> That's when you shine.
00:56:03
>> Yeah. It's so fun.
00:56:04
>> You can't you can't tie you down, baby.
00:56:06
>> But when they're saying, "No, you have
00:56:07
to say like this."
00:56:08
>> Yeah. It's hard.
00:56:09
>> You have to do it like this. You have to
00:56:10
walk like this. I've had that note.
00:56:12
>> Can you walk in the room different?
00:56:14
>> I'm like, "What?"
00:56:16
>> Well, yeah. You got an interesting gate.
00:56:18
>> What do you mean, dude? You're being
00:56:20
very edgy in confrontation.
00:56:21
>> No, I just said your stride is on you.
00:56:22
What the [ __ ] is your problem, dude?
00:56:23
>> Do you not have a weird gate?
00:56:24
>> I do.
00:56:25
>> So, what am I saying? People have
00:56:27
commented, "You walk like a GTA
00:56:28
character."
00:56:29
>> Yeah. You walk like a You walk like a
00:56:32
>> NPC.
00:56:33
>> I do.
00:56:34
>> You walk NPCish.
00:56:35
>> I have to change my walk. Huh?
00:56:37
>> No. No. No. Okay.
00:56:38
>> No. We're just joking around.
00:56:40
>> Okay. Okay.
00:56:40
>> None of this is real.
00:56:41
>> Is Isn't Okay. Are there health concerns
00:56:43
you do start to have, Bobby? Oh yeah,
00:56:47
for sure. My I got to quit smoking.
00:56:49
>> Smoking is the worst one. You got back
00:56:51
on smoking after years. I can't breathe.
00:56:54
And then uh
00:56:55
>> some young lung.
00:56:57
>> That's what you need now. You need a
00:56:59
transplant, dude. Hey, bro. You need a
00:57:01
transplant. You need some young lung.
00:57:04
>> Sorry. And that's very racist. And
00:57:06
that's I like I like it.
00:57:08
>> So good. We're worried about COPD.
00:57:10
>> Yeah. And then another thing is I don't
00:57:13
move. That's right.
00:57:14
>> Yeah. Yeah. Some days you get bed sores.
00:57:16
No. No. Some days I just I'll wake up.
00:57:19
>> They're welts. They're bed welts.
00:57:20
>> I'll tell you my schedule.
00:57:22
>> Okay. All right. I'll tell you my
00:57:23
schedule. Yesterday.
00:57:24
>> Bring up Bring up Wahberg schedule and
00:57:26
we'll put his next to it.
00:57:27
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:29
>> Wake up at 3:30. Pray workout.
00:57:31
>> Yeah.
00:57:32
>> His is wake up, go to Wahberers.
00:57:38
>> 2:30. Wake up. Prayer time. 245.
00:57:40
>> This is insane.
00:57:41
>> It's insane. What is this?
00:57:42
>> By the way, can I tell you? Yeah,
00:57:43
>> it's real.
00:57:44
>> No, it is not.
00:57:46
>> 2:30 a.m. wake up.
00:57:49
>> I'm telling you.
00:57:50
>> Yeah.
00:57:50
>> I had a small role in a movie with him
00:57:52
and I and I jokingly brought it up and
00:57:54
he was dead serious about it. I was
00:57:57
like, "Come on, man. You're not up that
00:57:58
early in the morning." Like, "Be real.
00:58:00
Every day." He's like, "Every day,
00:58:01
brother." I was like, "Come on, man."
00:58:03
And he looked he threw daggers through
00:58:04
me like what are you talking about? Like
00:58:06
he
00:58:07
>> Oh, I think he's confident.
00:58:08
>> Oh, no. He's in it. This is his [ __ ]
00:58:10
>> Okay. when he's having his meal. Three
00:58:12
is when I go to sleep.
00:58:16
>> That's when I go to sleep. When even
00:58:17
Yeah. When When I'm sleeping, that's
00:58:19
when I'm going to think.
00:58:20
>> Mark Wahlberg's eating his third meal.
00:58:23
>> That puts you to sleep. That's how you
00:58:24
count sheep.
00:58:24
>> That's how I count sheep. Yeah.
00:58:26
>> Wow.
00:58:27
>> I love how at 11:00 a.m. he has family
00:58:28
time, meetings, work calls at family
00:58:30
time when his kids are at school. That's
00:58:32
the best.
00:58:34
>> Yeah.
00:58:35
>> Well, this isn't real.
00:58:36
>> Yeah. I'm telling.
00:58:37
>> Wow.
00:58:37
>> It's real.
00:58:38
>> Meal. Can you zoom in? Meal seven.
00:58:41
>> Meal seven. What is he? A [ __ ]
00:58:42
hobbit.
00:58:45
>> Meal seven. He's a shark.
00:58:48
>> Unbelievable.
00:58:49
>> At four. Work out too. When he goes to
00:58:52
bed at 7:30
00:58:54
He works out like five times a day.
00:58:56
>> I just watched um Hacksaw Ridge last
00:58:59
night.
00:58:59
>> Give it to So you brought it up twice
00:59:02
already. What's up with the movie?
00:59:03
>> I love He loved the movie.
00:59:04
>> It's so good. I've never seen it. I'm
00:59:06
watching a lot of war movies right now
00:59:07
just in case things get really bad.
00:59:08
>> Really? What's your favorite one so far?
00:59:10
Hacksaw
00:59:10
>> 1917 was really good. Hamburger Hill. I
00:59:12
like
00:59:13
>> Is it good?
00:59:14
>> Yeah. I like the the What?
00:59:16
>> Yeah.
00:59:16
>> Yeah. The event was insane.
00:59:18
>> Armageddon is one to watch.
00:59:20
>> Armageddon
00:59:21
>> just to prep.
00:59:22
>> Oh, there. There you go.
00:59:23
>> Yeah. If we want to go back to where we
00:59:24
belong.
00:59:25
>> Yeah. Um, Platoon. Let's rank them.
00:59:28
Platoon.
00:59:29
>> Probably one of the best.
00:59:30
>> One of the best.
00:59:30
>> Full Metal Jackets.
00:59:32
>> Probably.
00:59:32
>> First half of the movie.
00:59:33
>> I think it's a great movie.
00:59:35
>> Okay. U Letter Seima.
00:59:38
>> Yeah. That's a good war movie. Um, Dasp
00:59:41
apocalypse.
00:59:42
>> Band of Brothers.
00:59:43
>> Dasput's great.
00:59:44
>> Band of Brothers is the best. Band of
00:59:45
Brothers.
00:59:45
>> A great show. That's a great show. Band
00:59:47
of Brothers is so good, dude.
00:59:48
>> Yeah. Marriage or No. Ever?
00:59:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. Me, too.
00:59:53
>> Do you think we can get there though,
00:59:54
Bobby? I mean, look, I I just don't want
00:59:55
to talk about this a ton because I talk
00:59:56
about a lot on my show. Let's talk about
00:59:58
just like you end up becoming this whiny
01:00:00
guy who's like,
01:00:02
>> you know, it's like, you know, you can
01:00:04
figure it out. But yeah, also just been
01:00:07
busy and yeah, you you want to find
01:00:08
somebody that's a good match. There's
01:00:09
been a couple good girls that that I I
01:00:11
could have hitched on to that I that I
01:00:13
let I let it go. Yeah. And I didn't, you
01:00:15
know, cuz I was focused on work. So,
01:00:17
it's all good.
01:00:18
>> Yeah. I feel like Sounds like somebody
01:00:20
trying to convince themselves. But
01:00:22
that's okay. We're doing good.
01:00:23
>> Well, you know,
01:00:24
>> it's all good.
01:00:25
>> If Yeah, it's all good. If you're not
01:00:26
You find a partner when you find a
01:00:27
partner. I tell him that all the time.
01:00:28
He's on the hunt and I'm always like,
01:00:29
"Dude, just let it be. You're You've
01:00:31
done so much."
01:00:32
>> That's Rembo, dude. Rembo. That right
01:00:35
there is Rainbow.
01:00:36
>> He's out there, bro.
01:00:38
The kimchi king of Rimbo.
01:00:40
>> Oh, dude. He'll hide in your bushes and
01:00:42
eat your ass.
01:00:44
That's Rambo, dude.
01:00:47
>> I only had a little bit.
01:00:53
>> It's coming for you.
01:00:54
>> Yeah.
01:00:55
>> And I appreciate you guys so much, dude.
01:00:57
>> I love you, brother.
01:00:58
>> I love you, too, man.
01:00:58
>> It's been a long time. It's so fun to
01:01:00
see you. And also, how funny that we
01:01:02
finally got you on the show.
01:01:03
>> I know. I'm sorry that I haven't been in
01:01:04
here before.
01:01:04
>> No, don't be sorry.
01:01:05
>> It is my fault.
01:01:06
>> I always thought that you did it before.
01:01:07
It's so crazy.
01:01:08
>> Well, I've come and done Tiger Belly. I
01:01:09
think the timing was just easier on
01:01:11
certain times. It's like, you know, the
01:01:12
past four years I lived in Nashville, so
01:01:14
it's like the timing on when I'm here.
01:01:15
It's just It's been tough sometimes, but
01:01:17
>> we should go to Nashville for a while.
01:01:18
>> Yeah. I I Yeah, I want to. I think
01:01:20
>> it's fun out there.
01:01:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. I've never I never really
01:01:22
spent that much. We did the Rhyman
01:01:23
together, but
01:01:24
>> that was great.
01:01:25
>> That was the last time I was there.
01:01:26
>> And Carlos uh Carlos had himself a
01:01:28
little bit of a night.
01:01:29
>> Mhm.
01:01:29
>> Yeah. That's when you got
01:01:30
>> Are there a lot of Asians in Nashville?
01:01:32
>> Yeah,
01:01:32
>> there are some Laosians.
01:01:36
>> Yeah, we'll Well,
01:01:38
>> I could be We'll start it.
01:01:39
>> I could be Le Oceanian for a weekend.
01:01:41
And I met a Korean guy the other name
01:01:42
day named Zach. And
01:01:45
>> I met a Korean girl named Emily.
01:01:48
>> Uh, as of right now, Nashville Davidson
01:01:50
makes up approximately 3% uh Asian
01:01:53
population there. So, there you go.
01:01:54
>> There you go. You'll fit in.
01:01:56
>> Okay. 3 is good.
01:01:57
>> Not bad. What is it here in
01:01:59
>> Bring your Lumina or bring your Lumira?
01:02:01
What is it called? Lumia.
01:02:03
>> Lumia. Lumia. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:05
>> Bring your Lumia.
01:02:08
>> What's America?
01:02:09
>> Yeah. What is it here
01:02:10
>> in LA? I mean
01:02:12
>> 12%.
01:02:13
>> Wow.
01:02:14
>> Yeah. Don't leave. This is
01:02:16
>> 1.5 million of you guys
01:02:17
>> in in LA alone.
01:02:19
>> That's right.
01:02:19
>> That's incredible.
01:02:20
>> Yeah.
01:02:20
>> You could throw a chopstick and hit one
01:02:22
of them,
01:02:24
>> you know. And those don't go far. Yeah.
01:02:27
You know,
01:02:31
>> that's beautiful. Oh, Filipino is the
01:02:33
largest group. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:35
>> Yeah. We love them.
01:02:36
>> The best. Korean.
01:02:37
>> The Koreans are the third.
01:02:38
>> Wow.
01:02:38
>> And other notable groups. Vietnamese.
01:02:39
Shout out to those guys. Indian and
01:02:42
Japanese is lower because they remain in
01:02:43
Japan because they know that Japan is
01:02:45
the best.
01:02:46
>> Yeah.
01:02:46
>> Hard to beat.
01:02:47
>> People love Japan. I hear about it all
01:02:49
the time right now.
01:02:49
>> Dude, we got We're going to go this year
01:02:50
>> in July, maybe. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:52
>> You should come.
01:02:53
>> We You should come.
01:02:55
>> Seriously.
01:02:55
>> Yeah. What if we all went to Japan?
01:02:57
>> That'd be fun.
01:02:57
>> Well, you got to come this way to go
01:02:58
that way, so you might as well come say
01:02:59
hi.
01:02:59
>> We made a documentary.
01:03:01
>> Oh, I'd love that.
01:03:01
>> Yeah, I'd love that, too, man. I'd love
01:03:03
to go to Japan.
01:03:04
>> Boys in Japan.
01:03:05
>> Yeah,
01:03:05
>> the boys go to Japan.
01:03:06
>> It'll be It'll be our three amigos.
01:03:09
>> Yeah.
01:03:10
>> I'm Dartanian.
01:03:11
>> Yeah.
01:03:12
>> Yeah.
01:03:13
>> Okay.
01:03:16
>> Okay.
01:03:17
>> You should.
01:03:17
>> That's me with the sword.
01:03:19
>> Okay.
01:03:21
>> Okay.
01:03:22
>> I want I want to learn how to do that.
01:03:24
>> No. Come on.
01:03:24
>> No. Seriously, no.
01:03:25
>> What? The sacrificing?
01:03:27
>> No. Uh, what is it? Um,
01:03:28
>> har.
01:03:33
>> Yeah. Yeah. Shamas.
01:03:36
>> Yeah. Not Harry Krishna. What is it?
01:03:37
Hari Hari. Hari. Hari.
01:03:40
>> Hari. Harry.
01:03:43
>> He's killing himself.
01:03:45
>> Yeah.
01:03:45
>> And there's the Japanese stabbing
01:03:47
himself to death. Cubs win.
01:03:51
>> Go, Cubs. Go.
01:03:53
>> Go. Cubs. Scallow.
01:03:55
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:55
>> Did you see a picture of Bobby's mom
01:03:57
there? Uh, as a
01:03:59
>> That's Bob's mom. That was in her acting
01:04:01
days.
01:04:02
>> I see why Steve moved back.
01:04:04
>> Yeah.
01:04:08
>> Yeah.
01:04:08
>> You'd be a Phoenician yourself.
01:04:10
>> Oh, I'll have the green curry, you know.
01:04:15
>> Yeah.
01:04:15
>> Uh, we want to thank our guests for
01:04:17
coming on the show.
01:04:17
>> You have fun,
01:04:18
>> dude. I had so much fun, man.
01:04:20
>> You're the best.
01:04:20
>> Yeah. I think I just Yeah. I think like
01:04:22
it's good. I just like Yeah. Sometimes I
01:04:23
I'll get into spaces where I isolate and
01:04:24
stuff. So I'm trying to like kind of
01:04:26
take a play out of your book, Bobby, and
01:04:27
just like, you know, not do that. You
01:04:30
know, you think sometimes that they that
01:04:32
the getting better is in the ice. It's
01:04:34
like I just need to wait, you know, and
01:04:37
get better, you know, but it's sometimes
01:04:39
it's like, no, I need to do more stuff.
01:04:41
>> Just do it.
01:04:42
>> But anyway, yes, I'm sorry. It was a
01:04:44
[ __ ] long answer. I've said enough. I
01:04:47
had a great time and thank you so much,
01:04:48
dude. And congratulations, dude. I feel
01:04:51
uh the world feels so lucky that you
01:04:53
guys make this show and your producers
01:04:54
too. This is like people everywhere I
01:04:56
go. Do you know them? Do you know bad
01:04:58
friends? Do you know them?
01:05:00
>> Same with you, dude. You know, I think
01:05:01
we're all in the same We're family. And
01:05:04
you know what the thing about you is is
01:05:05
that I I want to say something real. Um
01:05:08
is is that there's so much about you
01:05:10
that I relate to. We're very similar in
01:05:13
so many different ways. And so uh my
01:05:16
heart really goes out to you all the
01:05:17
time. And um
01:05:18
>> what are you talking about? For what?
01:05:21
>> Just same height, same look, same style.
01:05:23
>> No, just in terms of
01:05:25
>> same guy.
01:05:25
>> What? What do you mean? My heart goes
01:05:27
out to you.
01:05:28
>> I love you. I mean,
01:05:29
>> oh yeah, just say that. My heart goes
01:05:32
out to you like I'm [ __ ] trapped on
01:05:33
an island or something. [ __ ] like I'm
01:05:34
in ICU. Sorry. Go ahead. I'm messing it
01:05:36
up. Go on. I'm going to relax back. I'm
01:05:38
going to chill out.
01:05:40
>> What were we saying?
01:05:43
>> I love you. Is that better?
01:05:46
>> I love you, too.
01:05:46
>> Yeah. There's many about things about
01:05:49
you that I relate to as well.
01:05:53
>> What are you doing?
01:05:56
>> Similar, you know. Feels good. That's
01:05:59
what I want to say.
01:06:00
>> We love
01:06:00
>> when I look at No. When I look at you,
01:06:01
it feels good.
01:06:04
>> Anyway, say thank you for being a fat
01:06:06
bad friend on the bad.
01:06:08
>> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:06:10
>> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:06:11
>> Thank you.
01:06:15
Yeah.
01:06:23
Woo.
01:06:25
Yeah.
01:06:28
Woo.
