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Hey, I did Seth Rogan for some reason. We got new merch. Look at this new Bad Friends
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merch. She looks good. >> And we love it, dude. >> And we love it. It comes in this gray uh
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this uh sweater. We've also got the yellow tea and the pink tea right here. Look at that. It looks great. Go to
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badfriend.com if you want to grab one. Badfriends merch.com. >> Hey Bad Friends, I'm going to be playing
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Las Vegas, Nevada at the Win Casino March 21st. Please come see me. Then I'm
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at the Little Roadie Fest March 27th in Providence, Rhode Island. Then I'm doing
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the Borgata Atlantic City in New Jersey. That's a makeup date April 3rd. Come see
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me. Go to androantino.com for those tickets. Andrewantino.com. >> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots? A >> white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> Oh, you two are something. >> We're bad friends.
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>> I got a DM from Tiger King. >> Isn't he in prison? >> Yeah, he hit us up, too. He wants to
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talk. >> Oh, he hit us up. So, we got hit up by the Tiger King as well. >> What do you go to prison for? Killing
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people. Did he kill somebody? >> I think I think petting against the fur. You know, sometimes if you pet a cat
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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> if you pet back to front. >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They don't like it. >> No. >> Yeah. It hurts apparently.
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>> Two counts of murder for hire, eight counts of violating the Lacy Act, and
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nine counts of violating the Endangered Species Act. >> Okay. A little different.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yep. >> And one count of petting the wrong way.
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>> Petting the wrong way. Damn, dude. 21 years, 252 months. >> It's like petting against the grain.
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It's like when you see that guy who was like drunk driving up the interstate.
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You're like, "What are you >> What are you doing, man? What are you
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doing on the inter?" I saw a buddy of mine I knew his girlfriend was driving
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to work in the morning and got hit by a guy going the other way. Just driving in
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the morning drunk on the other way. Just smoked her. >> Wow. Wow. Wow. >> She's alive.
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>> Yeah. >> Got I don't know anymore. I mean, this was a while ago.
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>> I ran over a motorcyclist. >> You did? >> Yeah. Remember? >> Where in Pyongyang?
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But that's a driving violation. >> You know what, dude? Those stereotypes
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and those tropes are very true. They are. >> They are. >> Have we started?
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah, >> we can. >> Do you want to not start?
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>> No. Long as we're going. You You want to start with a song? >> You want to?
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>> When I drink my beer, >> you were singing that on the way in. What is that drink my beer thing?
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>> I don't know. I just get the Turning Point USA. That one guy drink my beer.
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That's in my head for 24 hours. >> What is that? Oh, the Super Bowl halftime show. Yeah.
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>> Let me hear it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Drink my beer. >> We got Brantley Gilbert.
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>> Kiss my girl. Drink my beer. Ride my truck. >> I'm right here. No two quers. Eat my
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squirrel. >> Eat my squirrel. >> Pet my cat. Starting at the back. >> Right.
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>> That's what rocks. >> Do you own a cat guy? Huh? Cat guy? >> I don't own a cat, man. YOU OWN A CAT
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GUY? >> You don't have any animals? I don't, but I'm going to get some soon.
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>> Got to get a dog. >> I'm going to get a house and a dog. >> Well, you have a house. What are you
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talking about? >> Yeah, but I'm going to get one that could be that's a little more dog
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appropriate >> in Nashville. >> Yeah. >> You'd never move back here, would you?
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>> I don't think so. I'll come back more to visit more. I'm realizing that.
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>> Yeah, we miss you. >> Miss you, babe. >> Miss you guys. >> But you're loving you love Nashville.
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>> I mean, it's just growing so much. It's like you're And it just feel it feels
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like a big town. So, I mean, there's there's all cities grow. All cities grow. They say Phoenix is
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growing. Right. When I go there, it's the same. When people talk about their cities and
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they're growing, they all grow. >> Mhm. >> Yeah, you're right.
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>> Will you have Will there >> was a smaller city? >> Yeah, it's gotten bigger. Will there
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Will there be a uh a Theo section of Nate? Are you getting your own attraction at Natland?
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>> I don't I don't know what that would be. It'd be a petting zoo.
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Back to front only. I love you, man. >> Back to front pin zoo. Nateland. What's
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it called? Is it called Natland? Right. >> I am not I have no Is that really
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happening? >> He's opening up a theme park. That's a real thing. >> I've heard rumors of it. I didn't know
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if it >> Oh, it's legitimately real. Look at that. Comedian Nate Batsi early stage is
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developing a 100 plus acre family-friendly theme park called Nate Land in Nashville.
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>> Good for him. >> Yeah. Nashville. >> Do you ever hang out with him?
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>> I see Nate in passing sometimes, but he uh is very busy and I'm doing my thing.
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So, it's just like, you know, You see the trailer for his new movie? >> I haven't seen it.
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>> Yeah, I haven't seen it. Have you seen it? >> No, he's got a game show. I saw that.
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>> Yeah, I was in the theater, man. >> Were you? I was in the movie.
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>> First of all, good to see you guys, man. I love you, Theo, man. >> I don't know what he's doing right now.
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>> Thank you for having Alexa Pro, dude. >> You can't blame it on Lexa Pro.
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>> Why? >> That you're being annoying. That's not one of the
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>> I know what's going You know what? I I'll be quiet. >> No, be not that yella pro, huh?
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>> Sorry. You're good, dude. Yeah. Yeah. less we forget. >> Yeah. No. Um,
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>> go ahead. >> When you um Thanks for dinner the other night in Vegas.
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>> It was great to see you for your birthday, man. >> Yeah. And it wasn't my birthday. And um
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>> Oh, it was your sober birthday. >> It was, but I don't think you were aware
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of it. >> No, I wasn't. I thought it was your actual birthday. I have a video of you.
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I know. >> A girl that brought you the cake and everything. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> So, I forgot to put sitting there in a restaurant in Vegas. All of a sudden, a
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big cake with a bunch of candles and everyone's happy birthday. And you did that for me. And they played like the
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traditional music, you know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Happy happy birthday to you. >> You seen that funk? The funk monks or
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whatever? It's like a band. It's like those monks that are >> funk monks
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>> willing to be funky or whatever. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. I'm not aware of it.
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>> They're the funk monks right there. >> Yeah. >> Oh, those are the funk monks.
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>> I think so. Funk monks. >> Do you know them? >> Huh? No. >> Oh,
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>> but damn, they look fun. >> God, do they ever. >> Yeah, >> it's a big band, too.
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>> It's like the white Jabawakis. >> There's one black guy. You got to have
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one. Get >> Oh, you got Do you You do need one black guy. >> And Jamal on the horns.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Save us, Jamal. That's good. >> Ladies and gentlemen, the funk monks.
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Funk monks. >> That's a good horn, dude. I want to Did you ever see that baby, dude? I forgot
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to even ask you. What? What baby? >> Um, your ex your uh ex >> He's saying, "Have you met your Kalila's
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baby yet?" >> I'm trans. >> Did you ever meet it? >> Yeah,
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>> you did >> many times. >> Wow. >> I play with it. >> Really?
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>> He bites my face. >> Is it Was it Is there any feelings when you hold it like, "Man,
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? WHY THE [ __ ] YOU COME AROUND HERE DOING THAT? I'M just saying. Is there any
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times when you put it in your little arms? >> I do. >> And you say, you know, you're just
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>> It could have been. >> What could have been? >> Do you think there's any of his he was
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left over in there and some of it got in that baby? >> Oh, there's some leftover Bobby in
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there. >> Yeah, that sperm. >> Well, my sperm is it clinging? >> It's slow.
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>> It clinged to the ovaries for years. >> Yeah. >> Here's my turn.
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>> Right. And jumped in the other sperm. >> Grabbed the tail. >> Right. HERE WE GO.
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>> Like a little Rick sperm. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like a Rick sperm.
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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was like Yeah. Rickerm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. So, um maybe there's some of my stuff in there. >> Do you ever look in the eyes of the kid
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and do and think about that? >> Yeah. One of them was like this. >> No. Stop it.
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>> What? >> Don't deflect. >> Don't deflect. What? >> Tell us the truth. You look at the kid
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ever and you go, "Look at that. That's a little bit of me right there."
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>> Mhm. Well, you know, um Well, you want you want to get real? Let's get real.
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>> He asked. >> Yeah. Let's get real. Um, >> I'm alone late at night.
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>> You know what I mean? And um, >> you ever look at pictures of the kid
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when you're alone >> sometimes? And I go, um, what could have been? I I I think I made some mistakes.
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>> Yeah. >> Funk monks. >> LET'S GET REAL. LET'S GET REAL.
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>> SORRY. Sorry about that. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What could have been?
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>> What could have been? And um, I made some choices that were not really um, I
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regret. Well, you were also saving up your urine in a lot of jugs around the home. I know. Because I know some people
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call that doomsday prepping, but I'm like I don't Yeah. What's the doom? What
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is the for what party? >> It was a collector's item for him. It was more of like a
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>> Well, it's ambiance. >> Yeah, it's ambiance because when the sun
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goes through it, >> it has a glare. That's a show. That's a show you saw us, huh?
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>> That's all it is. The spicy show you. >> Yeah. >> Was Goju Jang with love. Oh.
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>> Oh, go Jen. Good reference. >> Go Jang with love. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> But there are moments where you have that thing where it's like, yeah, that I
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could have if id have just got my ducks in a row, you know, it would have made it would have been different. But that's
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life and you keep going. You know, you keep going. >> Good reference. >> Um, but you know, I learned
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>> if I would have hung my ducks correctly in the window, I could have still been
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with her. That could have been my kid. >> You like duck, man? >> I It's too It's too gy for me.
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>> I've had duck neck. >> It's too oily. >> The the the meat. I've never had duck
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body. I've had duck neck. You have? I've had duck neck. I've never had duck body.
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>> Duck neck. >> What's What's duck neck, man? >> Duck neck.
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>> Duck neck. >> I mean, it's it's in the title pretty much.
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>> Yeah. >> Duck neck. >> Uhhuh. >> Duck neck. >> Duck neck.
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>> So, um, you eat the neck of the duck. >> There it is. >> Yeah.
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>> Looks like sausages. >> Oh, you can really eat the neck. >> Oh, duck neck.
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>> Yeah. >> Hot spicy duck necks. >> Hot spicy duck neck. >> You have any exotic animals?
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>> What if you're somebody that eats a lot of neck? Are you called a >> Go ahead.
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>> Go ahead. >> A necker. >> Yeah. >> No. >> No, you're not. Or you look that up.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Uh neca back. My bad. >> He be necking.
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>> Dude, how have you guys been feeling, man? The show's been doing so great.
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It's like you guys' Has it cemented you guys' friendship differently? Is that a
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crazy question? Am I just making things silly? >> No, that's true. No, it's good.
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Yesterday or what? The other day we shot our sixth year anniversary. >> Pretty huge. We did six years. We're
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kind of nuts. We didn't think we'd continue. >> He can't do it.
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>> That's Lexa Pro. >> This pro side. >> It's got to be.
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>> Well, you seem positive. Usually you don't have a ton of energy, I think.
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>> Yeah, he's got a shitload of energy. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's on the cellular level.
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>> Yeah, I exist. I only do exist. >> Yeah. >> Um I had a dream that my Oh, dude. I had
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a dream. >> Oh, I just saw Hexaw Ridge thinking of Speaking of that. >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Good movie. >> I mean, I don't think it's good. >> Uh, what were your dreams?
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>> Yeah. What were you That's what I meant. I had a dream that um we went camping.
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Me, you, and my brother. >> Whoa. Let's go. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then my brother was
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making too much noise. >> That sounds right. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then he woke you up and
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then you faked yelled at him. >> What do you mean? >> You pretended that you were sleeping,
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right? I knew the bit you were going to do, >> right? And I go, "Sh, Andrew's getting
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really mad if you wake him up. I knew that you were still awake but pretending to sleep. Right. And you did an extra,
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you know what I mean? Snap. >> Oh, good. >> Right. And it freaked him out and he ran
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out of the tent. >> Hey, Bob. >> Yeah. Hey, Bob. Why is Andrew so angry,
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Bob? >> Yeah. >> So good. >> Yeah. Andrew, I mean, you know, >> what'd he do? He left him. It was just
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you and me. >> Yeah. And then you and I and then you and I both laugh and then I woke up.
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>> That's a nice dream. >> Don't you I hate when peas end it.
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>> Yeah. >> Why do peas end dreams? Because otherwise you would pee in the dream.
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>> You're going to piss in the >> But life was so good when you peed in
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the dream. When you used to ride that [ __ ] you're like, I'm staying in here.
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And in your dream, everybody's like, well, this guy's just peeing everywhere
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in here, you know? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You're like, that guy kind of means it,
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bro. >> Yeah. >> I've spit in my dream one time and I woke up spit all over. I
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>> really >> I felt like something was in my mouth. Like I must have been stuffy and in my
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dream I just and I spit and then I woke up all over my pillow was spit. And I thought that's so fun to do that in your
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dream and it to be applin in real life. It just feels good. >> But do you, you know, when you die in a
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dream, you really die in real life. That's what they say. >> Wait, is that true, guys?
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>> Impossible. >> Yeah. >> In the Matrix. >> In the Matrix, if you die in the dream,
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you die in real life. So, it's got to be real. Cuz we're living in the Matrix,
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aren't we not? Does anything feel real lately? >> No, dude. >> Bro, not at all, dude.
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>> Yeah. So, I think this is >> But no, everything's going well, you
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know? Yeah. Nobody's living in complete fear. Yeah. I just take it day by day,
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you know, man, pal. Oh, yeah. That's all you can do, man. That's what I'm doing.
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>> Did I say that a couple episodes ago? >> No, but there's nothing you do. So, we
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do have to monitor it. >> Yeah. Yeah. What? >> You repeat things. >> Short-term memory loss.
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>> You think so? >> Yeah, that's what is that a side effect of Alexa Pro?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Let's do a symbol. >> Can we do a symbol like a hand single
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symbol? Yeah, >> I'll do that. >> Do this. >> Okay. >> When I've said something before.
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>> All right. Okay. >> Yeah. Do something uh like that. Very subtle. Something like that.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. That's just point to your eyebrow. Real subtle. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like that. Yeah. That's very
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good. >> Okay. So, did I say that? >> Oh. Oh, yeah. That's No. >> That means no.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Pick your lips. >> What's the lip thing?
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>> So, this is No. >> Oh. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's hungry in sign language.
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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> This What does this mean? I know this means something in
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>> Yeah. That's like it. You know what I mean? You back in the 40s. The black
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people on stage. >> Jazza. >> Yeah. >> Back in the day. I haven't seen that.
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>> All right. >> Jazz hands. >> Jazz hands. Oh, jazz hands. I should
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have said that. Yeah. Yeah. Jazz hands, dude. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. You haven't said it before.
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>> Yeah, >> dude. This is awesome, dude. I never been on here. This is your Yeah, cuz I
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asked. >> Wait, have you never been on the show? >> I don't I didn't even I swear to God. I
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>> We've been trying >> and now we're here. >> We've been trying. We've been
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>> Well, I think Yeah. I mean, since I moved away just been tougher, you know,
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and then just having to do the do your own show. You know how it Oh my god, you're doing your own show. It's a
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nightmare. >> We do miss you a lot. I I think about you all the time. Yes, I really do. And
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I go, um I wish the Cuz we saw you more often. >> Yeah, we did. Yeah. >> Back in the good old days.
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>> And you're the you're one of the only guys that have moved away that I kind of
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miss. >> Who else moved away that you don't miss? Go ahead. >> No, I miss I see there's a lot of them
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that it's blatantly obvious. I think >> you have to ask him that. I mean, you you're the ones you're the
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one that is in my mind the most. >> Oh, that's nice of you to say, man.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Um, >> yeah. I forget about So, what I don't forget about what some of those days are
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like. I forget about some of the times at the store and stuff. I definitely long for it, I think.
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>> Um, yeah. >> Do you have that in Nashville at Z or something? >> You don't have like a club thing at in
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in the city that you go to? No. >> Cuz they're the only club. >> Yeah, I go to Zen sometimes and there's
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another place there, City Winery. We'll try to stop over there and make a show
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happen. And Zy's has a lab now, too. So, you can do like just a you know, I got a
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show there coming up. I got a couple shows in like the next month coming up. >> So, that's going to be good.
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>> You ever can you pop in or No. >> Yeah, you can, but they have like booked
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acts and so that's right. >> You know, sometimes you don't want to
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show up at somebody's show and they have a full green room and now you're in
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their space and then >> um >> but also I was just on tour. I was out
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of it was like a lot of times when I was when I was doing shows it was just out of town. So it was like when I was home
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I was just kind of trying to relax or podcast. So >> yeah, >> it was a like the past couple years was
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just it was just very bus, you know, it was busy. >> Are you going to take some time or No.
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>> Yeah. Well, right now I don't have much touring. I mean, I'm putting some shows
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back up now cuz we're going to retake my comedy special in a couple like a month
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or so. >> You're scrapping the old one? >> Yeah, I think we might just We may I
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don't know. We just want to have a better shot at it, you know? >> All right. Sure.
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>> Um >> how many did you shoot the last time? >> We shot two. We shot same day. Load in
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same day. There was just like I mean we talked about Ed or I don't know if we we
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talked about it but yeah we don't I already talked to him about him personally.
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>> He's on the floor. >> Yeah. It was just like a lot you know it
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was just like a it was a just a crazy time and so I think it was just too much to try to do something. Um
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but and I also want to get it good. It's like you know I've worked hard on I want
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to get it at least to where I feel like hey this is the best that I can serve it.
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>> Yeah. Where where you going to film this time? >> I don't know. We were looking at Eerie
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but the uh cuz I love the theater there when I performed there. really. >> But um the weather
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>> Yeah, >> the weather is a is uh >> is might be pushed out of there.
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>> It's eerie, Pennsylvania. >> And so I think maybe we're looking also
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at Jacksonville. >> Jacksonville is also is in Florida. Carlos typed in Eerie, Indiana.
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>> Well, it's funny you have three white guys over there who are obviously
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conquerors of land, >> but they don't know where anything is. Yeah, that old.
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>> So, but yeah, we're trying to figure it out. So, but it's all good.
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>> Well, yeah. So that's a >> Netflix. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. We did we didn't do Netflix. They
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don't they didn't want us around. >> Yeah. >> They said no thanks to us.
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>> But you guys did >> Hulu. Hulu. >> Hulu. >> Which is great.
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>> It is. >> Do something new. Spread it out. Yeah. >> We're trying.
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>> And what is it? What's your called, Bobby? >> Finally. >> Oh,
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>> isn't that good? >> Yeah. >> Finally. It's time. It's about time.
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>> You like it or no? Be real. >> Yep. No. Be real. Be real. Be real. I do
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like it. I was just thinking if I like it and I do. >> Yeah. You got to give him a second to
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think about it. What? Give me Give Give me some other suggestions of names you might call it if it was you up.
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>> Fine Lee. >> That's We talked about final Lee. >> Yeah.
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>> I thought And I thought finally like finely >> like fine. >> This guy's fine.
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>> Yeah. >> Sorry, I didn't even laugh there. That's a thing that happened.
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>> And then Lee at the end. >> Got it. >> Steve's brother.
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>> Steve's brother's really >> Oh, that's a good one. Steve's brother.
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>> Yeah. >> What's your mom's name? >> Jeanie. >> Uh Jeanie. Mhm.
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>> Genie's boy. >> Dude, my mom's Gina. Whoa. >> Why not? We should put them together
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somewhere. >> Yeah, we should. >> That's the only way to respond to what
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he just said. >> Why not? >> Why not? >> Yeah. Yeah, >> dude. We should put them together
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somewhere. >> To do what? >> Huh? Be around each other. >> Oh, really?
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>> Yeah. You said you're >> absorbent energy, huh? >> Yeah. Just absorb absorb each other's
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energy. >> Didn't you say Steviey's out to live with your mom now, right?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And why did he move out there? Cuz I I
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needed an eye on her. >> What is she up to? >> Uh some dark stuff, man.
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>> Like what do you mean? Like espionage or what? >> No, she's just all night long on Epstein
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files. Just 5 in the morning. >> She's going eating people. >> Oh, demon state.
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>> Yeah. >> Why? Why so much pizza? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So much pizza all the time.
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>> Oh, Somalia, bro. Yeah, >> Lindsy Graham gay. >> Oh, Miss McConnell sleeping.
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>> And I want to say shout out to my my producer Zack Powers that's here today,
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too. He came. >> Shout out to Zack. Zack's in the back. >> How you guys?
00:18:46
>> Zack, pop in on camera real fast. Just say what's up. Just look into the
00:18:49
camera. Yeah. Move Mone out of the way. >> Hey, what up there, man? >> There's the dog.
00:18:52
>> Yeah, there he is. Holding it down. >> How long you been producing, man?
00:18:56
>> And his girl just got laid off. >> Hell yeah. >> Really? That's not to clap for
00:19:00
>> best country in the world. >> Best country in the world. Yeah. Thanks.
00:19:04
Uh Oracle, >> Zach, you're good. How you feeling? >> I'm good. We just potted today. We're
00:19:12
chilling. >> Okay, good. >> Yeah. Who'd you p with, bro? Uh Chris
00:19:15
Hemsworth, Australian. >> Oh, what? >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Wow.
00:19:19
>> Wow. >> A smart guy trapped in a good-looking guy. >> Oh my god. Don't you hate when that
00:19:24
happens? >> What a bummer. >> I was I thought it was just, you know,
00:19:27
and it's just judgment. You know, you see a guy that's that much of, you know,
00:19:30
a handsomeish guy or whatever. >> Yeah, >> dude. >> Handsome. >> So smart, cool, like just talking about
00:19:36
like just stuff like it was a valuable chat. I needed to have it today. You ever notice like that when you're in
00:19:41
those moments you're like, "God, dude, things are so >> Oh my god.
00:19:44
>> off or something and then somebody's like there and it's just like you have
00:19:46
like you have what whatever comes in the that's the perfect, you know, it's like
00:19:49
the perfect >> conversation. I want to live in that little space between his [ __ ] you
00:19:52
know, his stomach right there. What are those little things? >> The happy trail.
00:19:55
>> Yeah. I want to live in that gap. So happy. >> You know what's so funny about this guy?
00:20:00
Doesn't work out. >> He doesn't. It's >> all genetics. He says he refuses to go
00:20:04
to the gym. >> He channels a gym though. He does meditation >> through his brain. Yeah. It's brilliant.
00:20:08
>> He has a $60 a month membership for at a channeling gym. >> The mental gym.
00:20:14
>> Like when we had Zack Zack Afron on, right? And when you really see a real
00:20:19
good-looking guy, >> it's crazy cuz sometimes, you know, I'm around you and if I ever see a
00:20:23
good-looking guy for a while, right, I go, "Oh, Theo's very good-looking." But
00:20:26
then once I see Zack and then I look at you, I go, "Oh, Theo's ugly."
00:20:29
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> No, that's a disrespectful thing to say.
00:20:32
>> You know what? It was It was It wasn't good. >> Can I just say this, man? Let me just
00:20:36
say this, man. >> Oh, God. Oh, this happens on this show, too. >> Yeah. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. Let me Let
00:20:42
me just say this, man. Okay. I want to say this, right? For comedian man, right? You're very handsome.
00:20:49
>> And you, too. You know, Andrew is better looking than me. >> How about this? How about this? Yeah.
00:20:53
How about this? If you think he's ugly, you are fill in the blank. >> Bottom
00:21:00
>> feeder >> disaster. >> No. >> So, you really think about yourself that
00:21:03
way? This is my point. >> You You're the one that gave up the scenario.
00:21:06
>> No, my point is why are you putting him down? Don't you find beauty in yourself
00:21:10
and in Theo? >> Yeah. I I was I'm trying to create funny, you know. >> Yeah. Good. Do it. Keep going.
00:21:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to create something. >> You're being mean to him. You're just
00:21:21
being mean. >> It's okay. I mean, I know how I look. I've seen myself a lot.
00:21:24
>> No, you let's let's let's let's go back. Can we go back a little bit? Huh? Can we
00:21:28
go back a little bit? >> I don't think so. But yeah, >> you know,
00:21:33
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group? >> Dead center. >> Yeah, >> I'm dead center. >> I will say this. When I saw Bob when I
00:24:48
was like I was in Las Vegas and I'd never seen Bobby in the wild before, right?
00:24:52
>> I've seen Bobby in Contained Environments podcast or comedy club >> and Bobby somebody's like Bobby's in Las
00:24:57
Vegas and I was like what? What happened? You know, was there like was there a plate shift? Did something how
00:25:04
>> how did he get over here? You know what I'm saying? like was they walked did
00:25:08
they accidentally move move his bed over here? Like what traveling is allowing just people to sleep and travel at the
00:25:14
same time and uh they're like he's here and I texted him and he's like yeah I'm
00:25:17
going to come meet up and I was so excited dude. >> Yeah. >> Just to see you and like a just living
00:25:23
like your life dude like I just feel like >> your attitude over the last few years to
00:25:27
me has just been like more I'm going to get out and I'm going to take advantage
00:25:30
of things and I'm just going to say yes to doing stuff you know >> and I feel like it's been a lot more
00:25:34
outgoing. Do you think that too, Andrew? Is that just >> No, he has been a little bit more. Tell
00:25:38
it's it's >> it's inspiring to me, man. >> Well, cuz he's the single thing has
00:25:42
helped. >> Even though I'm not a good-looking guy or whatever, it's still
00:25:45
>> as an ugly guy, you understand? >> Yeah, dude. As a [ __ ] >> Yeah. As an ugo.
00:25:49
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> He's been getting out more because he's single. Girls have been making him more
00:25:54
active, >> dude. And I saw you at the UFC and they put you in like kind of the the um the
00:25:59
special needs section. Sorry, I did. And I it was it was still you got it was awesome. I couldn't even
00:26:08
go to his we I couldn't even go to your section. >> Yeah, I heard. >> Yeah, they dragged me out of there.
00:26:12
>> But I couldn't go to yours unless I had a neck brace on. >> They had to [ __ ] Yeah.
00:26:18
>> Yeah. >> I had to rub like Vaseline all over my arms and neck and
00:26:24
>> and be like, "Oh, it's so hot in here." >> I know. >> To go over there.
00:26:27
>> Where did you get that section? >> But it was so crazy. I'd never seen
00:26:30
anybody get right where they come out right along the rail. Bro, that was amazing, dude.
00:26:33
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> You were right there when they came out, though. >> When they came out? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:37
>> It was sick, dude. >> I tried to high five. No one high-fived me.
00:26:39
>> Nuh-uh. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Rose Namayunas. I tried to high five and
00:26:43
she was she Why did they come out with her eyes closed? >> No, they were feeling it maybe.
00:26:47
>> Yeah. She was coming out like this and I put my hand out and it missed like this
00:26:50
much. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's close though. Pretty close. Yeah, it was pretty cool. But um
00:26:55
the reason why I went to Vegas is because um I was like I got to do something cuz I had done the special the
00:27:02
weekend before. I was like I got to not go up all the time and just like do something. So I I asked Joe for tickets
00:27:09
and I went and uh it was so much fun. >> Well, Joe didn't give you those. You
00:27:12
bought them on ticket master. >> Joe >> But Joe gave you he sent you a link to
00:27:19
ticket master. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Use code I paid money. Use code Rogan 15
00:27:23
for 15% off at StubHub. >> Yeah, I only spent $750 >> for those seats. But um but having
00:27:31
dinner with I didn't know you were in town, so having dinner with you that night and then walking around with you
00:27:35
after was fun. >> And Bizzle was there. You guys love each other. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:38
>> He's the best. >> The Biz. >> Yeah. >> You're still touring with him?
00:27:41
>> Yep. Whenever we go out, like whenever we go on a big tour again next year,
00:27:45
probably we'll do it. >> Who's Bizzle? >> Tim. Tour manager guy wear the same hat
00:27:49
as you. You. >> Oh, the tall guy. >> Yeah, tall guy. You guys are always
00:27:52
pushing each other. >> Pushing. >> I have video of you guys and we'll
00:27:55
include it. Um I have countless hours of you guys pushing against each other. >> I know. We probably push.
00:28:00
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't know what it is. That guy invites it. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:05
>> You try to hit everybody kind of in the pecker and then run off or whatever.
00:28:08
>> Yeah. Like a kid. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You start it. He'll play with you, but
00:28:12
you start it. >> I do start. >> I don't think anyone's ever started it
00:28:14
with you. >> Yeah. I like the fire. >> You do? >> Yeah. >> That's good though.
00:28:18
>> That's your new special name. I light the fire. >> In back in the caveman days, the
00:28:22
Koreans, right? And and the Korean would come and light the fire. >> You were the lighter fire.
00:28:28
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> You think somebody just uh people would light their um like what do you think
00:28:33
was like an early comedian trick that somebody would do in like a caveman day? >> Fart fart into like fart into a fire to
00:28:39
make it puff up a little bit. >> For sure they would. >> So risky then.
00:28:44
>> It's worth the laugh. 100%. >> Yeah, it's a good laugh. >> Little fire farter.
00:28:49
They were laughing, >> lose their mind. >> Yeah. >> Evidence suggests that they do we did
00:28:52
have a laughing similar laughter patterns. We would copy each other's laughs.
00:28:57
>> Look at that. Laughter and pre- primates involved sounds made during tickling and
00:29:01
playful interaction. You'd be a tickler. You would 100%. >> Oh my god. I'd be tickling ear, all
00:29:05
kinds of animals. Yeah. Yeah. >> You're a tickler, dude. >> I would tickle everything.
00:29:11
>> I didn't sleep last night. >> How come you're not How come you're not
00:29:14
sleep? >> He's Alex's a pro, too. Some nights I'm on I'm on escatalopra or something. It's
00:29:18
a generic. Will you mind looking that up, please, brother? >> I used to play basketball with that guy.
00:29:22
>> Escatalopram. >> Yeah, >> he could hoop, dude. That kid's
00:29:26
crossover was known. >> Generic Xanax. >> Escatalopram it's called.
00:29:29
>> How long you been on it? >> I've been on it, I think, for 17, 16
00:29:33
years, probably. >> But I've been I I switch to some other ones. >> Oh, you?
00:29:36
>> And yeah, sometimes I get to a point where I don't know if they're working.
00:29:39
It feels like something's like kind of going wrong and it feels like they're
00:29:41
not working anymore. Sometimes I'll try to take breaks and get off. So, um, but
00:29:45
for the majority of time, I've been on I've been on something. >> Yeah. Wow.
00:29:49
>> For a while. It's kind of crazy that we stay on them that long. It's like you
00:29:52
would think you go in for something and it's like a problem, but then 17 years
00:29:56
later it's still, you know, like you're still wearing like a leg brace or
00:29:59
whatever. >> Duct tape holds up. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like it's if
00:30:02
it works, it works. >> That's a good point. Actually, that's a good way to look at it, too.
00:30:05
>> Like, I just think if if it if it if it's not if it's if it's helping and not
00:30:09
hurting, I mean, for you, I think you should change. >> You think so? Already?
00:30:12
>> I switched to something else. Oh, he's doing what? >> Yeah. Wait, wait. Give me some notes of
00:30:17
since the beginning. >> The boys will tell you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Tell me.
00:30:20
>> I think it feels like maybe it's maybe it's bumping up against the uh the
00:30:24
Waggoi or whatever. >> I think they're I think they're they're
00:30:28
in >> Are you on GLP ones? >> He is. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> No, he's on Sorry, he's on uh
00:30:32
>> Wiggoi. >> Oh, yeah. We switched. >> I think they're bumping heads on there.
00:30:36
That SSRI and Regoi are going toe to toe. >> You think so? >> Yeah. And something's going on rattling
00:30:40
around in that brain. >> Yeah. And probably the rin too. That also doesn't help. Yeah.
00:30:44
>> Yeah. >> What's the one where your spit tastes like meat or whatever? That's the one
00:30:46
I've >> Yeah. >> When you clear your throat, it tastes like has like a meat taste.
00:30:49
>> Yeah, I've heard of that. >> I don't know. >> I don't know.
00:30:52
>> Yeah. >> I don't know. >> Yeah. You you So, um >> something Oh, Paxlovid.
00:30:57
>> Paxlovid. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Plo. Yeah. >> Yeah. That's a good one, huh?
00:31:05
>> That's a great side effect, huh? >> Yeah. Meat. Meat taste. >> Paxlovid.
00:31:09
>> I'm going to take a step back. >> Take it. No, I think you should go in.
00:31:13
>> No, see, I don't know what you're doing. >> I think you go further.
00:31:17
>> Well, don't you want to see how >> I think it's three steps back? No. No.
00:31:20
>> Yeah. You guys go on. I'll interject. >> Look, look, look, look, look at that
00:31:23
road down there. Look at that road. Where does it go? >> Oh, >> let's go down it.
00:31:27
>> Barst. >> Let's go. >> I'm going to bartow. >> That's what I'm saying. Take a ride.
00:31:30
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> You're having fun. You're already there. >> I'm going to be riding queen.
00:31:38
>> Yeah, dude. Was that Turning Point? Is that on Turning Point? >> That's on Turning Point.
00:31:42
>> I've never heard that song in my life. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um I've never
00:31:47
heard that in my entire life, dude. What What would you say, Bobby? How what is your magna? Like a role say you get in a
00:31:53
movie, right? And it's a big movie and it's like what is the role that gets you
00:31:57
to a level where you're like, "Wow, that guy is the Daniel D Lewis of our time
00:32:01
kind of, you know." >> Wait, wait, wait. Okay, I I'll roll that. >> Like Daniel Malay Lewis,
00:32:07
>> right? Right. Um, I'm the guy a a movie about the guy that made uh discovered
00:32:13
gunpowder in China, >> right? And and I'm sitting around, look what I made, right? And everyone's like,
00:32:20
what is it, buddy? >> What is it, buddy? Right. And I go, uh, we can make guns out of this. I go, no
00:32:25
firewalk. >> Oh, the king of fireworks. >> The king of fireworks. That's the movie.
00:32:29
>> Champy's got some of that bang sand on him. >> Is that what we say?
00:32:35
>> You do the dialogue. You can write it. But yeah, yeah, it together. You
00:32:39
shouldn't have to write it yourself. >> But it was Chinese alchemists that did
00:32:42
it in the Tang Dynasty. >> Y'all are the ones that started guns. >> Uh Chinese discovered gunpowder. And
00:32:49
what they did was if they if they made guns, they would have ruled the world, but they didn't. They made it. They did
00:32:56
other things with it. >> What were they doing with it? It's called gun.
00:33:00
>> I I don't know. Putting it in food. >> Yeah. >> Like, oh, this is better. Yeah. Orange
00:33:07
chicken. No. Um, but and look, they would eat it and then just blast off against the wall,
00:33:12
>> but they they wouldn't figure it out. But the Europeans are the ones that
00:33:15
used, you know, use the gunpowder and made weapons out of it. Yeah. >> You guys are doing just fine.
00:33:20
>> I I think they did stick it in sticks and they did, you know, use it as a
00:33:24
weapon as well. >> You know what I would have done? >> Put some wet stuff on a stick.
00:33:28
>> Yeah. >> Put some gunpowder on it. >> Yeah. >> Against the wet stuff. Hit somebody
00:33:32
really hard >> with the gunpowder. Snap. M >> that is. Look at that. History of
00:33:37
gunpowder. The first uh uh gun arrow. >> Yeah, that's what they used to use.
00:33:41
>> Aarrow. >> That's a firework, dude. >> That's all that is.
00:33:45
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh, so you guys use this to celebrate and then some [ __ ] came along and is
00:33:50
like, you want to celebrate? How about a funeral? You know, and he just shot somebody with it.
00:33:55
>> That used to be a weapon. And then they thought it'd be fun when they killed
00:33:58
someone for color to come out. So they would shoot someone with it and then you'd get exploded with color as a
00:34:05
celebration >> of your death. Look at that. That's incred that it's the original cannon.
00:34:09
>> That's incredible. >> That's Paul SK back in the day. If you
00:34:12
look at that photo actually super close >> and that's a that's an early curveball.
00:34:17
>> Yeah. >> I I don't think I'm that good of an actor to be Daniel D. Lewis.
00:34:20
>> That's right. Yeah. >> I don't know if you >> No, no, I think you are.
00:34:23
>> Yeah. If you had the right So much of it is like you got to get the right role
00:34:27
and somebody has to see how you can operate. Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. I think you'd be good.
00:34:31
>> What about you? >> You can't do it by yourself, Bobby. >> Yeah. You think you guys could win an
00:34:34
Oscars? >> No. What the [ __ ] No. >> That's what I'm saying.
00:34:37
>> No, I don't ever need to act again. >> Yeah. How about you? You think you won
00:34:40
an Oscar? >> No, Bobby. >> You're the actor. You've done way more
00:34:44
acting than any of us. I know. I think you've done more. >> No. >> You must have done more.
00:34:48
>> Well, I'm done, so it doesn't matter. >> I'm done, too. We're both done.
00:34:50
>> We're out. >> Yeah. I'm going to do tires. >> Stamped our card. Oh, yeah. He's doing
00:34:54
two episodes of Shane Show. >> You are? Yeah. >> Mhm. >> What about Tom Sawyer?
00:35:00
What about him? >> I played Huckleberry Finn in a play. You did? >> Yeah. Yeah. Uh, and who was your best?
00:35:06
>> There's a photo on my Instagram. >> But who was your best friend? What? Tom
00:35:09
Sawyer. >> Oh, it was. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember um I played Huckleberry Finn.
00:35:16
>> Huckleberry. >> Oh, there you are. >> You talked about it. Yeah.
00:35:19
>> Cute. >> Huckleberry Finn. Then every time I'd walk out, the whole audience would
00:35:23
laugh. >> Yeah. Just because you were so sweet and cute. >> Yeah, but I Yeah,
00:35:30
>> there you are. >> There's your boy. There's your buddy. >> Yep. Me and Ian Edwards.
00:35:36
>> Do you know about where I can get >> I got I got something for you. And then
00:35:43
you get off and Brennan's there. He's like, I got something for you. >> Yeah, he's Mr. Notes, huh?
00:35:51
>> Well, he's the bravest. I mean, he's so like he loves the art so much, you know?
00:35:55
He's just like, "I got something for you." And usually >> it's always good.
00:35:58
>> It's always good. >> It's always good. And then he cares to
00:36:00
do it. Sometimes I'll be I'll listen to something. I'll be like, "Here's a tag."
00:36:02
And I'll just put it in my notes or whatever. >> Yeah. >> And then I'll just
00:36:05
>> never tell them. >> Yeah. >> I've done that. >> Or get afraid to tell them. Sometimes
00:36:10
you're like, I don't know if they would want me to say anything >> if I'm cool enough with them. I think I
00:36:14
I sometimes I do it, but then sometimes I think it's not that good of a tag anyway. [ __ ] it. But they might have
00:36:19
wanted it. >> You should have give it just try. Just give it to them. >> Yeah.
00:36:21
>> Especially if coming from you. I'd take it. I would take all of You know what I
00:36:24
do now is when comics give me notes. Normally like year for years I'd be like, "Oh, okay. I'll I'll try."
00:36:31
>> Now I just tell me you have a note for me. >> I got a note for me. Nope.
00:36:34
>> Oh, okay. >> I just won't do it. >> Unless it's someone that's superior.
00:36:38
>> Neil will do it. You know what I mean? >> Someone you really respect, you would
00:36:42
do. >> Yeah. But when some like open micer comes up to me and goes, "Hey man, I got
00:36:45
some." >> Is that happening a lot? What? Open micer's doing that a lot to you. That's
00:36:48
wild. >> No one gives you notes. >> I have dormant and everyone give me
00:36:52
notes. >> No. >> Yeah. I don't think that's nothing you're doing is working. So, let me They
00:36:57
say that >> they've No, no one's giving me notes. I mean, I'm sure they probably have
00:37:00
comments about it, but no one's come up to me like, "Hey, can I >> You ever get notes from like just
00:37:04
strangers?" >> Um, I don't think so. I don't know. I might >> It's usually from If anything that came
00:37:13
to the show sometimes. >> Oh, yeah. I don't think I do. >> That's happened.
00:37:15
>> Yeah. When they go, "You know what? I really like this." I think I do.
00:37:19
Probably. >> What? >> I might. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But I've never given anyone a
00:37:22
note. >> No, I don't. Have you? Yeah, I mean a friend. >> Yeah, you have.
00:37:26
>> Yeah, >> you have. Yeah, I have. What do you sound like? What are you [ __ ]
00:37:31
encyclopedia? Like you're a detective suddenly. It's an easy Yeah, I've
00:37:34
definitely like you just like landed on Plymouth Rock. I was like, is an adventure, dude?
00:37:43
>> Yeah, sometimes. Yeah. >> Okay. Yeah, I never have. Dude, I'm
00:37:46
trying to think. What is that role that you're in that's like gets you to that
00:37:50
crazy like Academy Award webbby? >> I think it could be something uh the >> Webby Spider-Man.
00:37:58
>> The story of your life. >> It's just you trying to just get skied
00:38:02
off your hands from jerking off at night. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:06
>> Spiderman. Spiderman. Yeah. >> Don't kill the spider. I'm a Spiderman.
00:38:12
Little Spider in a Spiderman. You're just a tiny spider in someone's home.
00:38:16
>> Yeah. >> Spiderman. No, I think it could be for you would be like um
00:38:21
>> your story of your life. >> Yeah. >> Uh the story of a little Korean man who
00:38:27
grew up in in San Diego amongst all these goofy whites. >> Yeah. >> And you made it out alive
00:38:33
>> eating doodoo with the dino. >> Yeah. >> Eating doodoo >> with the people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:39
>> It could be your life. What about the guy that invented kimchi? Who's that
00:38:42
guy? >> Yeah. Who is that? bring that guy up. >> You could >> You could have done that.
00:38:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> If it's probably a woman, huh? >> Invented by a specific but the ancient
00:38:50
Korean people. So, the Kim, we get to make up the story. That's the best part.
00:38:53
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> You become the guy who who started the kimchi revolution. You began kimchi.
00:38:58
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's make it up. Cho. >> Yeah. Cha.
00:39:02
>> No. Cho. >> Cho. Sorry. Apologize. >> Choo choo. >> The kimchi cowboy.
00:39:06
>> Kimchi cowboy. Yeah. I live on a beach. >> The king of kimchi. Cho.
00:39:11
>> Yeah. No. And I'm on a farm and I pick up some cabbage. >> Mhm.
00:39:15
>> What do we do with this? >> No, it went bad. It already went bad.
00:39:18
>> Oh, it went bad. >> And all your cabbage is bad now. Something's going on.
00:39:21
>> Something is going on. Right. >> And people are like, "Oh, just throw it
00:39:24
away." Right. >> They throw it into the No, you throw it into a vinegar thing. Yeah. I Yeah, that
00:39:29
thing. I go, "No, we dig a hole. Put it in the ground." >> Right. Put some vinegar. I don't know
00:39:37
how they make kimchi. So, how do they make kimchi, dude? I mean, you should learn this is your past.
00:39:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. I don't make it at home. I don't have a home kit. >> Well, you make a home kit.
00:39:46
>> What do you mean? >> Wait, right now? Yeah. You don't? >> I don't know how it's made.
00:39:49
>> Wow. Somebody can make you some of it. >> Yeah. Yeah. What do you have to do?
00:39:54
>> You prep and salt the cabbage. You wash and drain it. And then you make the
00:39:56
paste in a large bowl. >> So, you do all Yeah. >> Go uh go, garlic, ginger, onion, fish
00:40:01
sauce, and sugar form a thick red paste. You stir it all in there. Then you put it in there. Um, and you ferment it,
00:40:07
right? You pack the glass jar tight. pressing down, get all the air out, and then you wait for fermentation. You let
00:40:12
the dar sit at room temperature for one to five days. >> One to five days isn't insane.
00:40:17
>> Yeah. What? >> Well, the more the more days, the more fermentation.
00:40:21
>> Once it smells sour and tastes to your liking, then you put it in the refrigerator. It'll continue to ferment
00:40:25
slowly and it'll last for months. >> But whoever created this didn't this
00:40:28
isn't the first time you tried it. This is like [ __ ] a hundred years of trying different ways.
00:40:33
>> Well, we got to figure out this. Yeah, >> there's no way someone got that right
00:40:37
the first time. Oh, Koreans are pretty smart. >> Yeah. >> So, what is this? What did you have to
00:40:41
put it in to ferment ferment it in glass? What did you use? What did you use? Like a light bulb or something.
00:40:46
What did you originally ferment? It had to be a glass. >> Yeah. Something in the story.
00:40:50
>> Yeah. Something in the story that you took the air out of it and you were able
00:40:52
to put the cabbage in something. What' you put it in? >> Well, there must have been jars, right?
00:40:57
We had jars. >> Ooh, jars of clay. Remember that ban? >> Yeah. >> Rain. Rain on my face.
00:41:04
>> What about this? What about this? How about this? stopped raining. >> We use jars as trash cans, right? So
00:41:10
then I was just, let's throw it away. >> You worked for the trash company?
00:41:14
>> Yeah. Yeah, I worked for the trash company, right? And I took the garbage
00:41:16
and threw it in the They're jars. They're trash cans, right? >> Yeah.
00:41:20
>> And then um I threw away salt, too. >> Where did we get trash can?
00:41:25
>> Let's throw away salt. We threw salt. All the ingredients. We're just throwing
00:41:28
it away. >> Were you taking You were taking salt from the ocean. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's throw it away.
00:41:33
>> Okay. Yeah. Put in the trash can. >> Yeah. The greedy ocean have too much
00:41:36
salt. >> Too much salt. >> Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Right. What else is in it?
00:41:42
>> Well, it's water. Throw water away. >> We have too much water. We throw it
00:41:46
away. >> Fish. Fish sauce. Fish sauce. >> Nobody eats fish sauce. We have TOO MUCH OF FISH SAUCE IN THE
00:41:53
VILLAGE, RIGHT? THROW IT AWAY. We're throwing all of it away. What else is in
00:41:56
there? >> Garlic. >> Garlic. And >> we have way too much of garlic here.
00:41:59
>> You're throwing everything away. >> Oh, wait. We put it in the trash can,
00:42:02
right? And we just And the trash guy doesn't pick it up for a long long time.
00:42:07
>> One to five days. Yeah. It sounds like >> even longer. >> Oh wow.
00:42:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. For a couple of months. >> And then I walk out of I walk out of my
00:42:13
hut and I go, "God, the trash man. I'm not [ __ ] coming here for like two
00:42:17
months." We throw all this stuff away, right? And then I go out, I go, I bet
00:42:22
you money. And I open up the lid. Yes. And it's like on It's like on Breath of
00:42:26
the Wild whenever you open. It's like ding >> and you cook your meal >> and you cooked your meal and it's ready.
00:42:32
And I look down, I go, "Those look delicious." Yeah. Right. >> Well, you're starving. You haven't eaten
00:42:37
days. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I haven't eaten in days. There's a famine.
00:42:41
>> Yeah, there's a famine. >> Yeah. Yeah. There's a famine going.
00:42:42
>> It's a cabbage fam. >> It's a cabbage famine. >> Because I threw it all away.
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cabbage go?" Right? Bobby threw it away. Where's all the garlic and the fish
00:44:14
sauce? He threw it away. Right? Then I open it up and I look down and I go, "I'm so hungry. I'm going to eat this
00:44:20
garbage." Right? So I stick my hand in there. I pull it out. I take a bite. I
00:44:24
go m delicious >> and that's the end of the movie. >> You think so?
00:44:28
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> No. >> No. >> Why do you always end it?
00:44:31
>> No. No. Start it. That's the beginning. >> That's the beginning. I like
00:44:35
>> there's a there's a sequel, dude. >> What's going on in the sequel?
00:44:37
>> What? >> Nuh-uh. There's not a sequel. >> Yeah. Yeah. Soy sauce.
00:44:41
>> I discovered soy sauce. >> Whoa. That was you, too. >> Yeah, it was me, too.
00:44:47
>> Same guy. >> Yeah, dude. >> Right. >> Yeah. And orange chicken is the third
00:44:54
one. >> That one you definitely did. >> Yeah. Yeah. What do I do with all these
00:44:58
oranges and chicken? Just an abundance of oranges. >> Yeah, that's the third one, right? I
00:45:05
have so many ORANGES AND CHICKEN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT to do, right? >> This is a chicken. He has an orange
00:45:10
stuck in his throat. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My chicken always eat oranges, right?
00:45:15
>> Yeah. But I have to eat it anyway. And then a car hits him. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know,
00:45:22
this is that's where I the third one, the orange chicken one, is where I win
00:45:26
my Oscar. >> We got to call Netflix. I think some of this stuff's gonna get made. You will
00:45:31
win an Oscar. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And the Academy Award goes to Orange
00:45:36
Chicken, Bobby Lee. >> It could happen. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Spielberg goes up there with you. Orange
00:45:43
Chicken was invented by Chef Andy Cow in 1987 for Panda Express. >> Oh, so Panda Express created Orange
00:45:50
Chicken >> in Hawaii. >> Yep. And the Hunan flavors with battered fried chicken for the American pallet.
00:45:55
>> Iconic sweet, tangy, slightly spicy dish known today. Andy, it is good.
00:45:59
>> Shout out Andy Cow. >> Shout out Andy Cow. >> Your own legend.
00:46:02
>> Is Andy Cow still alive? >> He's on that Panda Express to heaven,
00:46:05
dude. >> Yeah. >> Sorry. >> One stop. It's not real. Andy Cow was
00:46:09
one of 11 people who died in a shooting massacre at a dance studio in Monterey Park, California, January 21st. That is
00:46:14
not real. >> There's no way. >> That is not real. Yeah, people didn't
00:46:18
like the >> Yes, it is. >> Orange chicken. >> Wait a minute. >> It is real, dude.
00:46:25
>> That's Hey, Andy died. What about an idol of love? That's not real. That's
00:46:29
the same guy that invented orange chicken got popped. >> He was 72 at the time. It looks like he
00:46:34
could. >> Well, what? >> Well, >> somebody didn't like it.
00:46:39
>> It always GIVES ME HEARTBURN. >> That's nuts. >> It's good. Insane.
00:46:44
>> So good. Good. I love orange chicken. >> And especially you don't know about it
00:46:47
and somebody gives somebody like gives it to you and you don't know about it.
00:46:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> I love that. >> I'll take some Kungpow. I like Kungpow.
00:46:54
>> If I ever have amnesia, take me to get orange chicken, dude. >> All right.
00:46:58
>> Wake you right back up. >> Well, no. Just cuz there's no better
00:47:00
feeling than that first time that you get introduced to orange chicken. >> Remember when you didn't know about it
00:47:05
and then you knew about it? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What? >> Changed your life.
00:47:09
>> Mine's August 6th, 1987. >> Orange chicken day. >> Orange chicken day. That's when I knew
00:47:14
about it. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. When's your When'd you know about
00:47:16
it? >> When's my D-day, you >> It's uh >> It was probably around the same time, I
00:47:21
would bet. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I cried at the mall. >> April 14th, 2024.
00:47:27
>> Oh, recently. >> Took me a minute. Yeah, it took you a minute. Couldn't really it.
00:47:30
>> The old Easter orange. Easter. >> So, you had never heard about it before
00:47:34
then? >> Heard, never ingested, >> right? >> Knew it existed, never was interested.
00:47:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. And then when you did it, what? >> I've been a Kungpow guy for years, but I
00:47:41
I will dive a little bit of orange. Yeah, >> a little bit here and there. >> What's the one uh with the cashews in
00:47:47
her or the peanuts or something? You know, >> that's that's that's Kow
00:47:51
>> Ka. That's Kow. That's good. Yeah, Ka's great. >> That's good.
00:47:55
>> It's named after Ding Bazohan. >> Yeah. >> The King Dynasty official and governor
00:47:59
of the Sichuan province. >> Yeah. >> Gongbao. >> That's a name that we don't
00:48:04
Gungba. >> Gongba. >> What do you mean? Ding. Ding. Ding's a great name.
00:48:08
>> I know. But we don't see a lot of people. >> More dong. More dongs than Ding.
00:48:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, what about R like Rambo? What if you did a Rambo?
00:48:17
>> Oh, you know, can I say something? I asked about this. My a >> But that training montage is at 2 hours
00:48:23
long. >> There's no training montage in um Rambo. >> Yes, there is in this version.
00:48:30
>> Well, he's saying he's got to you have to justify it for the fans somehow.
00:48:34
>> Yeah, they're going to need I did call uh my agents many years ago. I go, is
00:48:38
there any way we could I can be in Rambo? This is real. You just you just take him out and just put me I'm in
00:48:45
every scene, right? But I change the dialogue and this and that. Like in the beginning when you remember the cop is
00:48:51
in the car or whatever and he sees Rambo and I come up to this, you know, he comes up to me and I go, "Hey, where's
00:48:57
the bathroom?" You know, like change the dialogue. Yeah. They go, "You have to
00:49:00
get the rights for the thing." >> You wanted to be Rambo. >> Yeah. Yeah. But in a comedy way,
00:49:05
>> right? >> I just playing myself with just You know what I mean? >> Rambo was kind of a comedy.
00:49:08
>> Yeah. >> In and of itself. Look at that. It's hilarious. or Rambo.
00:49:12
>> Rainbow. >> Yeah, Rimbo. We change it, you know. >> I don't know, dude. I uh
00:49:18
>> And you're from the Pacific Ram. >> Yeah. Good. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:22
>> Yeah. Rainbow. >> Rimbo. >> Rimbo is back. >> He fell off that cliff.
00:49:29
>> Oh, yeah. >> Who? Rambo. >> Rainbow's always falling off cliffs.
00:49:36
>> Most of the movie is just him and I see you. Yeah, that cliffhanger that was
00:49:43
>> Oh, that is a gayest looking thing ever. If you don't think that picture is him
00:49:47
trying to meet a guy somewhere. >> What is that? >> What are you doing down there? Come up
00:49:52
here and climb with me. >> He's just waiting for Alex Hanold to pull up on him.
00:49:56
>> He's waiting for Jared Leto to just scurry up after him. >> Have you had Honold on your show? I feel
00:50:01
like you No, he would do your show though. >> I can't believe he did that Taipei
00:50:05
Tower. >> No, if you do that, he'd do your show. >> Did you see it? We talked about it,
00:50:07
right? >> Yeah. this or this? We did. You watch it. >> We talk about it. Okay. I saw some of
00:50:12
it. >> It's fine. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He lived. >> He lived.
00:50:15
>> Yeah. I was actually at a place and somebody said to somebody else who was a
00:50:18
rock like just letting you know he lived and like oh good. >> I mean that is the number one concern
00:50:23
what ended up happening. >> How far can you go up the building? >> Probably till I see see some tits in a
00:50:29
window. I'll tell you this. I'm ordering a Sprite at that point. >> I um I sat on a plane. Sorry. Go ahead.
00:50:36
>> Go. You start to play with who? >> Um Dante, Filipino actor. >> Oh, no. Yeah. He was in um um Hook.
00:50:44
>> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. I like that guy. >> Great guy. Rufio. He played Rufio.
00:50:48
>> Rufi. Oh, Rufio. >> Great guy. I have a story. So, he has like 19 brothers.
00:50:52
>> He has 19 brothers. >> He's got a lot of brothers. Dante Bosco.
00:50:55
>> The Boss. >> He's got like two other brothers. I exaggerated.
00:51:00
>> But I remember, dude, I remember in commercial auditions back in the day, I
00:51:03
was always against his whole family. >> Oh. Oh, >> when it's an Asians, it was him. It was
00:51:08
the Boscows. Dude, that could be a movie. Bobby versus the Boss. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they book all the
00:51:13
Panda Express. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I Sometimes I would beat them. >> Yeah.
00:51:17
>> I [ __ ] God, I beat the [ __ ] Boss. You know, >> that's how it is.
00:51:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Who did you used to go up against when
00:51:23
you were auditioning in LA? >> Dude, I was I would get over there, I'd
00:51:27
be furious. I had to drive over there. I was late. I would always like >> leave my [ __ ] in the car. I'd be
00:51:33
practicing and [ __ ] Oh my god. >> I'd get in the room. I was too scared to
00:51:36
talk sometimes. I I remember one time I had him open the window and then I was like, "Can you open the other window?" I
00:51:41
was like, "I can't I just couldn't even speak or whatever." And I just was too
00:51:45
nervous to even talk. >> I know. It's the worst. >> I would start saying I was just like I
00:51:48
was so bad. I don't know any like trying to think it was ever anybody in a hallway where I was like,
00:51:55
>> "Oh, we're in for this same thing or if it repeatedly happened."
00:51:59
>> I don't think so. I don't There wasn't enough that I went out for like
00:52:03
regularly. >> Yeah. You know, >> one time I saw Ian Edwards in the waiting room and I said, "What are you
00:52:07
going out for?" >> And he said, "Whatever the role was." I said, "That's the same thing as me." So
00:52:11
obviously they >> they don't know. >> They've already booked somebody else.
00:52:15
>> It's like we a skinny black guy and then a redheaded. It was like, "What in the
00:52:18
[ __ ] are you guys looking for?" >> That that to me was always a signal.
00:52:21
It's like they already gave it to a to a famous guy. They're waiting for him to
00:52:24
sign. So they just have us in there to like plate the time so they can have a job.
00:52:28
>> Yeah. I wouldn't even go be called in with Asians. I would be called in with
00:52:32
the other >> category. Yeah. >> Yeah. I'll be in the lobby and there's
00:52:36
like a 9 foot five Nigerian guy. You mean a 900 lb Samoan guy, right? >> Guy from a fire.
00:52:42
>> Yeah. The fire guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's like the afterlife in Beetlejuice.
00:52:46
All those guys. >> That's what I That's what my That's what my
00:52:50
>> Bobby's audition. >> There's a guy with a little head. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:58
>> Just waiting with the handbook. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would be like more
00:53:02
freak charact category. Did you love it when you went to audition? When I look back on it, I realized I didn't like it.
00:53:09
>> Sometimes I if it was if it was like set up for me to win and have fun. Yeah.
00:53:14
Loved it. But if I was if you knew that you were there as a just a a sheep for them to push through the line, I hate
00:53:22
it. I would get so mad cuz I knew they weren't giving it to you. They were giving it to a famous person. You'd have
00:53:27
a conversation with someone, an agent or manager would be like, they already made
00:53:30
an offer to, >> you know, Josh Hutzson, and you're like, well, what the [ __ ] am I doing here?
00:53:36
>> Well, they want to see other people. It's like, no, they don't. This is just
00:53:39
so people can have jobs because otherwise it's like, well, let's get lunch. So, they that always made me sad
00:53:44
because I was like, well, I'm wasting everyone's time. Even if I was nice,
00:53:47
napable, and funny, and good at the audition. It was like, well, who gives a [ __ ] They don't. They're like, yeah.
00:53:51
>> But you don't think that if you were that good, they might change. >> Not in a million [ __ ] years.
00:53:54
>> I think you're right. >> Yeah. that that th those days of that
00:53:57
old Hollywood like and we saw her and she blew us away. It's like that's not a
00:54:01
thing. They already know. >> Well, you get to meet cast and directors. You get to
00:54:05
>> Once you meet them though and they know you, they already all know. They all
00:54:09
talk about who they want. >> If the room was cold, I would [ __ ] up. >> Oh, yeah.
00:54:13
>> When I'd walk into a room and they're just kind of like, you know what I mean?
00:54:16
I'd be just like, I'm done. I can't do it. >> Yeah. Cabinets create the energy
00:54:19
completely yourself. Like I was good at some of the talking and communicating, but then when it would get into the
00:54:24
thing, I would think I would just be too nervous. >> Yeah. I just didn't There was something
00:54:28
about >> You could do it now though. >> Yeah. Now I think I would probably be a
00:54:32
little bit more like I understand it and I would only do something really wanted
00:54:35
to do. >> But you have the confidence now I think to do it. >> Well, you got your own movie coming out.
00:54:39
You don't need other people's [ __ ] movies. When are you guys releasing
00:54:42
that? You and >> Spade >> in April. >> What's the name? Can we know the name?
00:54:46
>> Bus Boys. >> Bus Boys. >> Boysum. That was a fun shoot, brother.
00:54:52
>> Yeah. Nate Diaz is in it. That's cool, too. >> Nate's in it. Yeah.
00:54:55
>> I met Nate through Shane one time and sometimes he'll FaceTime me like in the
00:54:59
middle of the night >> and I get nervous to answer >> cuz I don't know what he's going to ask
00:55:03
me to do. What is he going to say? >> Like bury a body, >> right? >> He's going to I just like I can just see
00:55:09
me picking up people like, "What's up, brother? >> What are you doing right now?" And I'm
00:55:13
like, "I'm in bed." And he be like, "Get on a plane immediately." You know, like
00:55:16
and I have to do I would be like I have what am I going to do? >> Yes. can't say no.
00:55:19
>> I can't say no to >> bro. That'd be a good movie. You can't
00:55:21
say no to Nate Diaz, dude. That would be a crazy movie. >> Whenever he does call me, I get I'm
00:55:26
like, "Fuck, I got I prepare a little bit." >> But him and Chris Aila, that's uh
00:55:30
another fighter that um they they both came in, dude. It was freaking hilar like the whole thing was just
00:55:35
ridiculous. But it was a it was a big it was a good it was a good experience to learn about how to do it all,
00:55:40
>> you know? We just paid for it ourselves and like nobody would help us make it.
00:55:43
>> Yeah. But when I did it, Right. Am I still in the movie? >> Yeah. Okay, good.
00:55:48
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You're in it. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:54
>> But the reason why I had so much fun is because um you guys kind of just let me
00:55:57
do whatever I wanted to do. >> Oh, yeah. You were good in that. >> No. No. But I was just like, "Hey, can I
00:56:01
just do this?" They're like, "Yeah, I don't." >> That's when you shine.
00:56:03
>> Yeah. It's so fun. >> You can't you can't tie you down, baby.
00:56:06
>> But when they're saying, "No, you have to say like this."
00:56:08
>> Yeah. It's hard. >> You have to do it like this. You have to walk like this. I've had that note.
00:56:12
>> Can you walk in the room different? >> I'm like, "What?"
00:56:16
>> Well, yeah. You got an interesting gate. >> What do you mean, dude? You're being
00:56:20
very edgy in confrontation. >> No, I just said your stride is on you. What the [ __ ] is your problem, dude?
00:56:23
>> Do you not have a weird gate? >> I do. >> So, what am I saying? People have
00:56:27
commented, "You walk like a GTA character." >> Yeah. You walk like a You walk like a
00:56:32
>> NPC. >> I do. >> You walk NPCish. >> I have to change my walk. Huh?
00:56:37
>> No. No. No. Okay. >> No. We're just joking around. >> Okay. Okay.
00:56:40
>> None of this is real. >> Is Isn't Okay. Are there health concerns
00:56:43
you do start to have, Bobby? Oh yeah, for sure. My I got to quit smoking. >> Smoking is the worst one. You got back
00:56:51
on smoking after years. I can't breathe. And then uh >> some young lung.
00:56:57
>> That's what you need now. You need a transplant, dude. Hey, bro. You need a
00:57:01
transplant. You need some young lung. >> Sorry. And that's very racist. And
00:57:06
that's I like I like it. >> So good. We're worried about COPD. >> Yeah. And then another thing is I don't
00:57:13
move. That's right. >> Yeah. Yeah. Some days you get bed sores. No. No. Some days I just I'll wake up.
00:57:19
>> They're welts. They're bed welts. >> I'll tell you my schedule.
00:57:22
>> Okay. All right. I'll tell you my schedule. Yesterday. >> Bring up Bring up Wahberg schedule and
00:57:26
we'll put his next to it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wake up at 3:30. Pray workout.
00:57:31
>> Yeah. >> His is wake up, go to Wahberers. >> 2:30. Wake up. Prayer time. 245.
00:57:40
>> This is insane. >> It's insane. What is this? >> By the way, can I tell you? Yeah,
00:57:43
>> it's real. >> No, it is not. >> 2:30 a.m. wake up. >> I'm telling you.
00:57:50
>> Yeah. >> I had a small role in a movie with him and I and I jokingly brought it up and
00:57:54
he was dead serious about it. I was like, "Come on, man. You're not up that
00:57:58
early in the morning." Like, "Be real. Every day." He's like, "Every day,
00:58:01
brother." I was like, "Come on, man." And he looked he threw daggers through
00:58:04
me like what are you talking about? Like he >> Oh, I think he's confident.
00:58:08
>> Oh, no. He's in it. This is his [ __ ] >> Okay. when he's having his meal. Three
00:58:12
is when I go to sleep. >> That's when I go to sleep. When even Yeah. When When I'm sleeping, that's
00:58:19
when I'm going to think. >> Mark Wahlberg's eating his third meal.
00:58:23
>> That puts you to sleep. That's how you count sheep. >> That's how I count sheep. Yeah.
00:58:26
>> Wow. >> I love how at 11:00 a.m. he has family time, meetings, work calls at family
00:58:30
time when his kids are at school. That's the best. >> Yeah. >> Well, this isn't real.
00:58:36
>> Yeah. I'm telling. >> Wow. >> It's real. >> Meal. Can you zoom in? Meal seven.
00:58:41
>> Meal seven. What is he? A [ __ ] hobbit. >> Meal seven. He's a shark.
00:58:48
>> Unbelievable. >> At four. Work out too. When he goes to bed at 7:30
00:58:54
He works out like five times a day. >> I just watched um Hacksaw Ridge last
00:58:59
night. >> Give it to So you brought it up twice already. What's up with the movie?
00:59:03
>> I love He loved the movie. >> It's so good. I've never seen it. I'm
00:59:06
watching a lot of war movies right now just in case things get really bad. >> Really? What's your favorite one so far?
00:59:10
Hacksaw >> 1917 was really good. Hamburger Hill. I like >> Is it good?
00:59:14
>> Yeah. I like the the What? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. The event was insane.
00:59:18
>> Armageddon is one to watch. >> Armageddon >> just to prep. >> Oh, there. There you go.
00:59:23
>> Yeah. If we want to go back to where we belong. >> Yeah. Um, Platoon. Let's rank them.
00:59:28
Platoon. >> Probably one of the best. >> One of the best. >> Full Metal Jackets.
00:59:32
>> Probably. >> First half of the movie. >> I think it's a great movie.
00:59:35
>> Okay. U Letter Seima. >> Yeah. That's a good war movie. Um, Dasp
00:59:41
apocalypse. >> Band of Brothers. >> Dasput's great. >> Band of Brothers is the best. Band of
00:59:45
Brothers. >> A great show. That's a great show. Band of Brothers is so good, dude.
00:59:48
>> Yeah. Marriage or No. Ever? >> Yeah. Yeah. Me, too. >> Do you think we can get there though,
00:59:54
Bobby? I mean, look, I I just don't want to talk about this a ton because I talk
00:59:56
about a lot on my show. Let's talk about just like you end up becoming this whiny
01:00:00
guy who's like, >> you know, it's like, you know, you can figure it out. But yeah, also just been
01:00:07
busy and yeah, you you want to find somebody that's a good match. There's
01:00:09
been a couple good girls that that I I could have hitched on to that I that I let I let it go. Yeah. And I didn't, you
01:00:15
know, cuz I was focused on work. So, it's all good. >> Yeah. I feel like Sounds like somebody
01:00:20
trying to convince themselves. But that's okay. We're doing good. >> Well, you know,
01:00:24
>> it's all good. >> If Yeah, it's all good. If you're not
01:00:26
You find a partner when you find a partner. I tell him that all the time. He's on the hunt and I'm always like,
01:00:29
"Dude, just let it be. You're You've done so much." >> That's Rembo, dude. Rembo. That right
01:00:35
there is Rainbow. >> He's out there, bro. The kimchi king of Rimbo. >> Oh, dude. He'll hide in your bushes and
01:00:42
eat your ass. That's Rambo, dude. >> I only had a little bit. >> It's coming for you.
01:00:54
>> Yeah. >> And I appreciate you guys so much, dude. >> I love you, brother.
01:00:58
>> I love you, too, man. >> It's been a long time. It's so fun to
01:01:00
see you. And also, how funny that we finally got you on the show. >> I know. I'm sorry that I haven't been in
01:01:04
here before. >> No, don't be sorry. >> It is my fault. >> I always thought that you did it before.
01:01:07
It's so crazy. >> Well, I've come and done Tiger Belly. I think the timing was just easier on
01:01:11
certain times. It's like, you know, the past four years I lived in Nashville, so
01:01:14
it's like the timing on when I'm here. It's just It's been tough sometimes, but
01:01:17
>> we should go to Nashville for a while. >> Yeah. I I Yeah, I want to. I think
01:01:20
>> it's fun out there. >> Yeah. Yeah. I've never I never really
01:01:22
spent that much. We did the Rhyman together, but >> that was great. >> That was the last time I was there.
01:01:26
>> And Carlos uh Carlos had himself a little bit of a night. >> Mhm.
01:01:29
>> Yeah. That's when you got >> Are there a lot of Asians in Nashville?
01:01:32
>> Yeah, >> there are some Laosians. >> Yeah, we'll Well, >> I could be We'll start it.
01:01:39
>> I could be Le Oceanian for a weekend. And I met a Korean guy the other name
01:01:42
day named Zach. And >> I met a Korean girl named Emily. >> Uh, as of right now, Nashville Davidson
01:01:50
makes up approximately 3% uh Asian population there. So, there you go. >> There you go. You'll fit in.
01:01:56
>> Okay. 3 is good. >> Not bad. What is it here in >> Bring your Lumina or bring your Lumira?
01:02:01
What is it called? Lumia. >> Lumia. Lumia. Yeah. Yeah. >> Bring your Lumia.
01:02:08
>> What's America? >> Yeah. What is it here >> in LA? I mean
01:02:12
>> 12%. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Don't leave. This is >> 1.5 million of you guys
01:02:17
>> in in LA alone. >> That's right. >> That's incredible.
01:02:20
>> Yeah. >> You could throw a chopstick and hit one of them, >> you know. And those don't go far. Yeah.
01:02:27
You know, >> that's beautiful. Oh, Filipino is the largest group. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:35
>> Yeah. We love them. >> The best. Korean. >> The Koreans are the third.
01:02:38
>> Wow. >> And other notable groups. Vietnamese. Shout out to those guys. Indian and
01:02:42
Japanese is lower because they remain in Japan because they know that Japan is the best.
01:02:46
>> Yeah. >> Hard to beat. >> People love Japan. I hear about it all
01:02:49
the time right now. >> Dude, we got We're going to go this year >> in July, maybe. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:52
>> You should come. >> We You should come. >> Seriously. >> Yeah. What if we all went to Japan?
01:02:57
>> That'd be fun. >> Well, you got to come this way to go that way, so you might as well come say
01:02:59
hi. >> We made a documentary. >> Oh, I'd love that. >> Yeah, I'd love that, too, man. I'd love
01:03:03
to go to Japan. >> Boys in Japan. >> Yeah, >> the boys go to Japan.
01:03:06
>> It'll be It'll be our three amigos. >> Yeah. >> I'm Dartanian.
01:03:11
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> You should.
01:03:17
>> That's me with the sword. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> I want I want to learn how to do that.
01:03:24
>> No. Come on. >> No. Seriously, no. >> What? The sacrificing?
01:03:27
>> No. Uh, what is it? Um, >> har. >> Yeah. Yeah. Shamas. >> Yeah. Not Harry Krishna. What is it?
01:03:37
Hari Hari. Hari. Hari. >> Hari. Harry. >> He's killing himself. >> Yeah.
01:03:45
>> And there's the Japanese stabbing himself to death. Cubs win. >> Go, Cubs. Go.
01:03:53
>> Go. Cubs. Scallow. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Did you see a picture of Bobby's mom
01:03:57
there? Uh, as a >> That's Bob's mom. That was in her acting days. >> I see why Steve moved back.
01:04:04
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You'd be a Phoenician yourself. >> Oh, I'll have the green curry, you know.
01:04:15
>> Yeah. >> Uh, we want to thank our guests for coming on the show. >> You have fun,
01:04:18
>> dude. I had so much fun, man. >> You're the best. >> Yeah. I think I just Yeah. I think like
01:04:22
it's good. I just like Yeah. Sometimes I I'll get into spaces where I isolate and
01:04:24
stuff. So I'm trying to like kind of take a play out of your book, Bobby, and
01:04:27
just like, you know, not do that. You know, you think sometimes that they that the getting better is in the ice. It's
01:04:34
like I just need to wait, you know, and get better, you know, but it's sometimes
01:04:39
it's like, no, I need to do more stuff. >> Just do it. >> But anyway, yes, I'm sorry. It was a
01:04:44
[ __ ] long answer. I've said enough. I had a great time and thank you so much,
01:04:48
dude. And congratulations, dude. I feel uh the world feels so lucky that you guys make this show and your producers
01:04:54
too. This is like people everywhere I go. Do you know them? Do you know bad friends? Do you know them?
01:05:00
>> Same with you, dude. You know, I think we're all in the same We're family. And
01:05:04
you know what the thing about you is is that I I want to say something real. Um is is that there's so much about you
01:05:10
that I relate to. We're very similar in so many different ways. And so uh my
01:05:16
heart really goes out to you all the time. And um >> what are you talking about? For what?
01:05:21
>> Just same height, same look, same style. >> No, just in terms of >> same guy.
01:05:25
>> What? What do you mean? My heart goes out to you. >> I love you. I mean,
01:05:29
>> oh yeah, just say that. My heart goes out to you like I'm [ __ ] trapped on
01:05:33
an island or something. [ __ ] like I'm in ICU. Sorry. Go ahead. I'm messing it
01:05:36
up. Go on. I'm going to relax back. I'm going to chill out. >> What were we saying?
01:05:43
>> I love you. Is that better? >> I love you, too. >> Yeah. There's many about things about
01:05:49
you that I relate to as well. >> What are you doing? >> Similar, you know. Feels good. That's
01:05:59
what I want to say. >> We love >> when I look at No. When I look at you,
01:06:01
it feels good. >> Anyway, say thank you for being a fat bad friend on the bad.
01:06:08
>> Thank you for being a bad friend. >> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:06:11
>> Thank you. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo.