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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian
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dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're
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bad friends Happy Thanksgiving I hate it Thanksgiving
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isn't my thing Thanksgiving don't Wubble Wubble with me don't Wubble Wubble me don't wubble
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me man I thought you came off a set or something do I look good today you look cute today dude look clean your face
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looks good do you have a lot of acne growing up so
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annoying what what do you mean you I've had I've had these scars for years yeah I I just noticed them just now so that's
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a good thing I just noticed them right now I like it it's cool it makes it's
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your it's your seal well it's even worse because right right near it I busted my
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face open right when I was a kid uhuh um Happy Thanksgiving I know can I just ask
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you about it real quick sure did you have a lot of acne just here growing up it was all concentrated to one part of
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my face okay that's all I wanted to ask yeah it's weird this was a boy it was a big boil are you being real no no are
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you angry I feel like you're angry right now it's just an annoying way to start the show Happy Thanksgiving let's go to
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that Happy Thanksgiving to you the is wble Wubble Wubble Wubble Wubble okay
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wow get me in a good mood you know what I mean dude when you came in here bro
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right I was like Happy Thanksgiving from the bad friends than happy but when when
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you came in right I go did you just step off set because that's how good you look why are
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you saying that are you being condescending no I swear to did I not say that when you walked in well first of all you said there's good news to share and then you said did you just
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come off shooting and I said no right so then I'm like I'm taking you know what it is I'm doing a skin regimen at night
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is it really you look great dude whatever you're doing keep doing it thank you all right well Happy
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Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving to you man dude Happy Thanksgiving more to you than to me all right I'm dude I'm Korean
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bro we didn't celebrate the so I don't know much about it bro do you want to know do you want to learn well I know
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I know dude I know some things what do you know um can I give you a gift what I brought another gift I'm I feel like I'm
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Santa on this show Santa Maria the the boats right Santa Maria the Santa Maria the the boats has something to do with
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Plymouth Rock This is a gift for you oh what is it in case here I'm going to throw it at you heads up
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that's in case you get cold uhhuh it's a blanket yeah I don't want it do you know
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about that no it's been washed I don't care it's clean that's how the Indians died that's how the Indians died no it's
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not yeah it is do you like oh she loves it look at she I got one I got one you don't it's a trick I got one there's small pox all over that small pox all
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over it you idiot and you look like Pocahontas so I don't know much about it so I know that it has to do with
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pilgrims and it has to do with Indians and they um tricked them they tricked them they said hey let's have a dinner
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and the Indians were like uh wonderful let's eat let's not make fun of them no no no I'm doing that's I know but people
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are getting sensitive okay they go let's do do a different accent for Indians yeah yeah for the Native Americans do
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the Punjab Indian for that do those Indians the settlers came
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over yeah and they were like uh we'd like to trade with you and we'd like to
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dine with you on this glorious day and the Native Americans like that sounds like a good idea why don't we sit down
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and have a meal yeah and the and the Western Europe
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European men were like have these blankets to keep warm because it gets cold at night and inside they speckled
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small pox I get it small pox was covid back then right same thing it was like
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skin AIDS scades yeah SK it was for sure yeah and the Native Americans were the
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Native Americans were taken advantage of and their land was stolen and that's why we eat pumpkin pie right it kind of all
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makes sense when you when you grow up in a family that doesn't know that history yeah and then November comes around yeah
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there's just a bunch of confusion going on it's Panic it's like cuz they don't know how to do it so they
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my dad will go get chicken right but they kind of looks like a chicken I know still he would get
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chicken they would take white Wonderbread bread mhm and just crumple it up that's the stuffing that's close
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right and then he would use some sort of like Korean like sauce like kimchi sauce
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I love kimchi sauce pour poured over goju Chang yeah go Chang right that's so good so good right and he put that on
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chicken and white bread yeah that's pretty good he goes happy thankgiving happy than giving right and then we
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would eat it and then that's and then the beatings would start right after you ate you would get drunk and then the beatings would start but if you ate
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turkeys and we would run around and he he had a blow bow and arrow it was it was so scary run
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yeah it was you know what but if you add turkey it has tryptophan in it which gets would you tired so then he could
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hit you to sleep then if he hit you you're already out yeah do you have Thanksgiving in the Philippines she doesn't know anything about it no what
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what do you know about it that you've learned from school we've given such an inaccurate description for the fans that's not really what happened what really happened on Thanksgiving was a
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joyous occasion a joyous occasion and nobody was taking advantage of nobody was hurt um it was you know what I mean
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it was just a homies kicking it Jes what do you know about Thanksgiving what do you know about it
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really I just know that there's always turkey there's always pumpkin pie yep
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and people just eat until they get fat that's pretty much it yeah that's right of the note yeah yeah that's
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Thanksgiving now what do you know we're we're joking around about it but what do you know about the history of how it was found how it started do you know um not
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really well you have to imagine she confused yeah yeah Asians don't say bless you you no we
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don't do do Asian people not say bless you no no wait why because especially
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when it's a CO cough that was a sneeze whatever it is Asians don't say bless you we're
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scared we don't oh you're scared yeah yeah all right we don't when we're scared what do you have you ever said
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bless you it's not something that comes to mind now why not somebody sneezes what
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do you think I just move on with my life like cuz when Asians sneeze we always we
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wore the mask
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bro do it in the Indian accent what there we go doesn't seem as racist
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wait a minute when you have a mask on we've always like people sne Asians sneeze all the time sneeze as well cute
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sneezes though and then we giggle yeah right and
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then yeah but and then we do a PE side but do you ever say bless you when somebody sneezes um in the Philippines we never do it and
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then when I came here it's really weird that's what that's what I'm saying we never did it growing up as well do you
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know the do you know why we do that you know what the emology of that is no I don't know what the emology of that is no because you stop your heart stops for
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a second like you stop breathing you phys your physically your heart just stops for a second and so people
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religious decided that you say bless God bless you God bless you uhhuh to make
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sure you're okay I assume many I've never seen anyone die a guy did die die one probably one guy in the history of
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the world have died sneezed himself to death but also a guy from The History of the World probably died from hopscotching well a few men have died
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from no one says bless you when they Hopscotch well because that's your own
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risking is that if it happened like a thousand times a year then I guess the bless you would like you know it's a
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courtesy okay bless you thanks that's all you wanted kind of yeah does it feel
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good and no it looks so handsome today thank you something you I'll tell you what happened I'll tell you what it
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really was what um I received really good news and uh we'd like to announce
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it on this show well I I I received the same news and I didn't I received the
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good news I I didn't take it as good I didn't take it as good why didn't you
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take it as good I horrifying at first the idea of that being a reality idea yeah yeah of that but um then um it's
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like um the Borg what's the Borg you don't know what the Borg is the movie the Borg no
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there's no Bor you mean the tennis player is that what you're thinking of BJ Borg BJ Borg isn't isn't he even a
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movie about him the Borg is a race of aliens what where is this at in the Star
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Trek universe oh I don't uh I know you don't I don't do it yeah exactly now Star Trek Star Trek
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is Star Trek is Zulu Spock and Zulu no I
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don't know Zulu who Zulu is zul Zulu is wasn't Zulu Zulu oh Sulu yeah yeah yeah
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it's an S yeah who what guy was Sulu the Japan the
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nip the Asian guy was Sulu yes is Sulu a Japanese name well I guess in the future
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space in space it is I just assume they wouldn't make it yeah name wait in the original Star Trek characters can you
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name them for me Spock Bingo Sulu uh-huh Mike there's no Mike
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there's no mic there's no mic it's not Mike no no Spock Sulu what's the doctor's name Scotty very good and what
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what did he do on the ship he beamed everybody up engineer same thing exactly
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and then there was a woman yeah named Carla
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no give me a hint Aura Aurora yeah aurura is that her name Aura Aura Aura
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these dorks would know they would know so anyway Borg from J McCoy James bones
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bones yeah that's a great name it's great so anyway but um so after this what and Kirk yeah James Kirk James
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Captain Kirk Captain James T Kirk James T Kirk yeah what's the T for um oh what
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is it James what is it Thomas Kirk maybe anyway after after the Star Trek yeah
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right the first group yeah there was another show that came along called Star Trek the Next Generation I've seen that
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one okay so there's a there's a black guy Now give me the characters there's one black guy Now give me the characters well the black gu the black guy's name
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is Jamal close what is it Jordie Jordie yeah his name is Jamal it's Jordi short
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for Jamal no it's not yes it is Jordie lege yes Jamal lege engineer he was an engineer right what else and there was a
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black woman and there's an Asian guy there was no black woman yeah there was a black woman well yeah there was whoopy
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Goldberg play yeah but she wasn't like she was like a reoccurring on the show so what that works fine what's her name
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gy huh her name was Gyan Gyan yeah that's a terrible name I know it is I've
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never i' I've never really paid attention to those these nerd shows they're not nerd shows what are you saying like that for how is
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that not a nerd show it's a it's just a TV show that happens to be in space about nerd it's not about nerdit
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it's about what science is nerdy Captain Captain we must progress unless the board will then take us over anyway
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there was a grou dork all right there was a group anyway there was a there was an
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alien race in it called the Borg and was they were they evil they were bad okay
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and what they do was they would assimilate cultures oh right so they would see a culture and they would just
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destroy them capture them and then make them the way they look you know I mean and act the way they do and they become
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a part of a collective they don't have their own identity right they have one thought they're all connected but they
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steal people's identity well they take people's individ individuality individuality
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individuality what did I say individuality I know that's what I said yeah let me say it again yeah
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individuality perfect exactly they would steal their individuality and and what and what
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would happen is they would just assimilate and they would all just be one thing so when the the good news
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happened right I felt like there was some assimilation going on and that that we would have more of these things on
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planet Earth but I thought he did mix it with go blood so you know what I mean
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you may maybe something other something magical would happen so but here's the deal yeah let the fans know George's
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wife is pregnant uh she's Korean and she's Korean and George you guys know
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what he looks like and acts like that plus Korean handsome equals equals what
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a borg no I don't know no I just felt like if George Let's suppose he had a
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wife he does I know but a wife that was like white and from the country a good oldfashioned white wife old yeah white
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wife you know and her name is Darla Darla and she and I just love you George I just want to bake for you and
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clean the house and then um and then they had a baby together then they would create more George's yeah but I think he
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threw in you know a wrench in the process and it might turn out a little different like a skater kid or something
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well here's the deal George said George is having a baby George is having a baby and we're kind of happy for him are we
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happy rude yeah but he waited 3 months to tell us well yeah you're supposed to
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why because I think that there's a high level of um uh baby deaths before then
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but it's not that that's not why yeah it is but that's not what he did well you're supposed to wait 10 weeks to tell people because a lot of times there's
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miscarriages right George isn't that why yep but that's not what he did why do you think he did it because he wanted to
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do the Downs test oh to make sure it didn't have it yeah and so the reason why he waited why
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why why he didn't tell us before the down test is if it did have some sort of
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down syndrome abnormality sure that he was GNA he was going
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to he was going to circumcise it no I get it you know I was circumcised
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just how about this this is better what is that he's going to take
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it out to eat
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you know I don't I don't know I yeah vacuum he's gonna
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[Music] vacuum I don't know yeah but anyway we're happy that George is having a kid
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George we said George said we it's a Boy by the way oh it is yes we get to name it isn't that the fact that's in fact
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the truth so all the fans I want you guys to we to name it comment and the most common name George will be forced
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to name the kid and think about this think about how detrimental would be if George doesn't name the kid what we want
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yeah he gets fired from this show he gets fired from belly B he he actually loses his company yeah because Bryce his
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partner yeah which sketchy skeptical um it could be Bryce's baby who knows could
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oh the controversy Scandal oh it could be could it George
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no I don't know he's tall do you have names picked out George let me guess
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there's a dispute let me guess you're okay just looking at you Malachi's one
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that's my cousin's name anyone from Children of the Corn
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jebadiah right right Nathaniel Nathaniel any of those he's hard right
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now come's coming out of his dick he's he George looks like a farm kid and his
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kid is going to look like a little half Korean farm boy yeah but see here's the
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thing when you mix in Asian though when white and Asian mix what are they anything can happen I've seen disasters
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happen Steve Burn is Irish and and that it could happen that could happen he's a handsome dude it could turn out to be
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very handsome yeah he's handsome yeah who's the other side of the spectrum uh I don't want to name any names here it
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comes um just for fun I I I honestly don't know them because I I refuse to
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meet them right when I see them I'll see them at the show like I'll do show comedy show
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sure and I'll see a mixed kid right yeah and the mix went the other way right
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right and I might go from afar like you know I mean but I won't shake the hand
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the name I don't know anybody personally uh yeah but I think you do do I know a
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half Asian kid no there's that kid um what's that standup comment his name is
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Tatar tatak um KT tatara that's him KT tataki uh he's handome
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he is yeah yeah he is but here's what it can go wrong Elliot Rogers you know who Elliot Rogers
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is you know what that is yeah yeah they come out weird yeah like one eye is high
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not only that it's just the mixtures of the bad races maybe like maybe Elliot Rogers had like the
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kamakazi Asian blood right and then also the Jeffrey dmer Asian blood and white
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blood BL you mix them together and you'll shoot up people in Santa Barbara right or ohigh oh anywhere up there
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anywhere Mountain tow but usually they they turn out to be very handsome they can George we'll see honestly it's a
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5050 with George because you never know he's got some qualities that I go oh he's not bad and then he's got other
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qualities where I go very bad very bad absolutely very bad very bad will you
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babysit Jules will you babysit I'm not good with kids right why like why would
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I I even of I knew that well I mean she has younger siblings on her you know she has younger sibl I'm not going to name
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their names right but I feel like there's a do you miss them I always go do you miss them it's like no not really
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why don't you why aren't you good with kids you don't like kids at all no wow do you ever my God I know you don't like
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little babies you don't think they're cute um yeah they're not
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cute so do you never want to be like you never want do you do you think one day you might think you might want to be a
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mom or never never never never God I hope she sticks to that not she won't be you never know she could be like Kila
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and Cinda her sister plenty of women decide very young that they don't want to be a mother yeah K just I've been
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asking her for 12 hours a day every day you know mean now that George beat me to it it hurts it's like I've
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been asking I go can we have a baby and she's like not with you cuz she'd have to have sex with you no she has sex with
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me nope yeah she just doesn't let me no no no no no she just no no no no no no
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no nobody wants to think that through everybody thinks that's gross as she doesn't want me to unload it
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Insider hey you know what I mean so you think do you think in 10 years when I ask you in 10 years when you're almost
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30 you'll still say no yeah I don't think so maybe what is it why do you
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think you feel that way I just hate them no no no you but your mom had five
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that's why I ha that's why she hates some didn't your mom have five yeah yeah five five yeah five of them that reminds
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me I watched a documentary about yesterday about the great berry ARA about the green sea turtles they swim there are other documentaries they swim
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all the way to this place called rain Island and and these big turtles and
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they they poop out they they had a closeup of the sack of the the birth
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sack and they were pooping out these little eggs and she has 20 of them 20 kids
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and then the turtles have to go back to the ocean and their flippers are so heavy their bodies are so heavy it takes
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them forever and there's a traffic jam there's too many so what happens some of them think they're going to take a
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shortcut and then there's Jagged rocks and they just fall down the jagged rocks and they end up on their back they I
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mean you they show one just crack its head a and it flippers are keeping it's like and the other ones are like you see
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you should have waited and it reminded me of when you know when there's two lanes and you're driving and and
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everyone's in the one lane cuz you know it merges into one and there's guys that are going up the right hand side cuz they want to sneak in you know those
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people yeah I hate those people I hate you okay you are the turtle that falls off the rock thinking he's going
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to get ahead let me ask you we're all waiting and going see you just got to wait are
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you are you one of those right let's say you're in a Lane right and this car
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desperately yeah wants to go into your lane he she's blinking maybe she's like a she's going like this yeah can I get
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in right what do you do do you do what I do and go this is what window up yeah
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yeah I do this move I'll look so you be the lady okay can I can I get
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in and I just go for straight ahead I ignore yeah I ignore you let them have
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you ever let them in no yeah me either never I ignore them the same way I ignore you know when you get to an offramp on a freeway and there's a
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homeless guy there with a sign and he stares right at you so you're you're the homeless guy and wave to me like you're trying to get my attention ready go
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ahead I've done that too I've done that too hey right right
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no what I like to do is I like to count my money I do they go hey and I just
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windows rolled up I just count my money one second yeah yeah and then I just drive through yeah or here's another I
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like I'll take a star like a like a star box like napkin just laying around the car yeah and I'll roll it I'll just
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throw it out the window and they get really excited God damn it 100 and then they look it up it's just a Starbucks
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they don't like it that's so mean I know but I do it sometimes uh what do you do what do you do sometimes I uh
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sometimes I'll I'll a homeless guy will come oh yeah do you have any change yeah and I usually I keep a cup a big cup of
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change in my center console and I roll on the window go come here and I let them get close and I hit them in the face with all the change yeah yeah you
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and you know you have the homeless people that want to do a job for your
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dollar like what like what like like open the door for you oh yeah you know and then when they open the door
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you're just like and then when I leave I have to give them the money yeah you don't have a choice you don't have a choice they did
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a job in Chicago I don't know if they don't do this out here I've never seen this in in a lot of metropolitan cities
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not Los Angeles they'll take Windex and newspaper and wash your window yeah yeah
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they don't do that out here for some reason but in Chicago they'll do it and you got to go no no no no no no no don't don't don't don't I don't want it and
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they'll do it and then they're like no no no real quick and you're like and then you have to give them money yeah so you know what my thing is I I
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people that are like doing uh a thing yeah if you're begging I'll give you money okay you're begging I'll give you
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please help it's like okay fine yeah but the kids that like make something and try to do something to make money I'll
00:26:30
always give them more money yeah because I think that's I think that's you know they're trying to make money yeah I
00:26:36
don't like when homeless people ask for specific dollar amount can I have $386 I need $ 19.95 and you're like um you know
00:26:44
what I mean like then then you think they have a specific thing they want to buy yeah crack yeah crack right yeah
00:26:50
they have just they have a crack counter and they go I've got $12.88 yeah I I need another you know 65
00:26:58
to get the crack rock I need you know what I always thought yeah when a crack addict asks for money right imagine
00:27:04
instead of giving them money you give them crack you know how happy they would be so fun they then all like half their
00:27:11
work is done what if that guy what if that day the crack addict was finally quitting crack he was like all I need is
00:27:17
$100 I can get this this hotel rented for the night I'm going to clean up I'm going to shave I I I got myself a suit
00:27:24
I'm going to go tomorrow morning get a job yeah and he's like it's all I need is a couple bucks give him a huge crack
00:27:29
rock yeah and then they die Bob no no no they don't die they just you know they
00:27:35
go back in a crack they keep going I always give to the homeless you know my mom used to do there really there was there's a thing called StreetWise in
00:27:41
Chicago it's a newspaper the Chicago Tribune this is why I like it it's work
00:27:46
ethic for homeless people that are like they want to do something to to give them purpose as well as make money so
00:27:52
they go to the Tribune in the morning they get a stack and they pay a dollar for them and they sell them for two so they keep them buck and my mom bought
00:27:59
one every day when I was a kid I always saw if Whenever there was a guy selling StreetWise she'd buy it and it's and it's comprised by um uh people from the
00:28:08
homeless community that have contributed stories and stuff over time anyway my mom always bought a street wise and she
00:28:14
was like they had to get up they had to go all the way to the Tribune they had to they had to have Capital to pay for
00:28:20
it right and then make a profit so that's that's entrepreneurs man in La we've got the worst homeless problem
00:28:26
I've ever seen in my entire life I I can't can't even I it breaks my heart it's gotten so
00:28:31
bad honestly there it's so bad now they had to put porta potties all over under the
00:28:39
freeway cuz they were pooping in the street dude there was poop under the bridge lived on Beachwood right yeah so
00:28:46
you know that bridge on like Gower Gower yeah it's gawer Bridge yeah it's now a city I know it's an underground
00:28:52
dystopian City I know they they're putting a homeless Ralphs on it they're doing right yeah still have a Starbucks
00:28:58
it's amazing but um that's the reason why we moved yeah because it's crazy over there
00:29:05
because every time I would drive by it I'd be like it's getting closer yeah and I I I have empathy and sympathy for that
00:29:11
of course we're kidding around we kiding around when we say it right but get a job I'm kidding no but I um and I but
00:29:18
it's it got to the point where you would walk out of the house and people would be like yeah my car just got broken into
00:29:24
but it would happen every day something would happen every day in your neighborhood neighborhood and you that was that's a nice neighborhood it used
00:29:31
to be I'm saying just right up that Beachwood though oh yeah it's you go Millions Brad Pit these people live up
00:29:38
there but right there on Franklin and Gower and Gower in that area it's turning into a distopian
00:29:44
disaster because it's all the stuff it's all the homeless that from Hollywood they go up there because it's safer and nicer up there they don't want to be in
00:29:50
the street at night where they can get you know like dude you have to think if you're homeless other you're worried
00:29:55
about other homeless people who are going to steal your M right with you try to rob you hurt you so you
00:30:02
just want to get away from that too so you got to go up more where there's you know that you feel safer at I that
00:30:08
it's dude it's honestly it's gotten so sad and bad in La it's it's like too a little too much
00:30:14
you well here's the problem you want me to give you the the political problem they tried to create this thing called
00:30:20
like um something key it was a program where unused hotels because of Co they were
00:30:27
they got a Grant from the government to put homeless people in these hotel rooms to try to like give them a better start back right there shelters downtown
00:30:34
they're they try but they found out that that hotel thing was they were taking a bunch of money who was the
00:30:40
hotels the these Hotel investors were stealing money they were getting huge grants from the government like PPP
00:30:46
loans they wouldn't do it they wouldn't put homeless people in there they would only do a certain percentage and then they and then some of them outright
00:30:51
stopped so they're going to get sued you know it's so funny you only hear about this stuff way after it's over but they
00:30:57
can't do about about it do you know what the woy fires are M there was the fires the fires that were up north
00:31:02
earlier remember the big fires that we had this summer we burn every year Bob okay just I believe you all right so
00:31:10
there were these things called the woy fires if do you say so there was people lose their homes people die
00:31:17
it's crazy right in California I see it I saw this thing about the woy fires
00:31:22
SoCal Edison our our electric company they're getting sued because they
00:31:27
finally did all the research and found out investigating it was their fault that the fires you know every year they
00:31:33
blame it on someone smoking or no it was the electric company had a faulty Tower caught and they did it yeah
00:31:40
it was their fault my God so they're getting sued now but this is the problem you hear about it too it's too late it's
00:31:46
over and then you see a movie like like someone will write a movie about it yeah right like
00:31:53
ovic to and then 30 years later we watch and go I can't believe that happened yeah it did it's over W what a
00:31:59
controversy I want to do something about it yeah well they're all dead yeah they always make movies like that Mark what's
00:32:05
his name rufalo has a new movie like that something about water I saw it it's all the same about water it's about
00:32:12
what's it called Dark Water is it about water Dark Water Dark Water yeah but
00:32:17
he's in it what's it about Andre yeah he's he's in it yeah I saw it I I swear to God I just the reason
00:32:25
why I don't because these kind of movies come out every year so I don't know what the problem is is it is about a lawyer
00:32:31
all right that's that's it that's fine that's enough it's about a lawyer who will be again it's about a lawyer who
00:32:39
used to defend chemical companies and um until a neighbor of his mother uh tells
00:32:45
him look because of these uh companies my land uh is completely poisoned my
00:32:50
cattle is dying right that's a movie that's his
00:32:57
pitch in the movie like we love it um you know what that kind of sounds
00:33:03
from that sounds like uh uh we talked about this uh the devil we know what you
00:33:08
didn't see that documentary I thought we talked about that that's the most sad on Earth remind me because I see so
00:33:13
many document I think we talked about on this show one time the devil we know is about um uh uh Teflon about Teflon and
00:33:21
about how 3M created Teflon and the people in these Farms they found that the cow's tongues would fall out of their heads dude crazy Teflon is
00:33:29
in everyone's blood around the world EX up until um soldiers from the Korean War
00:33:35
that's how far back Teflon is in your blood I remember that documentary because it was on pans it was jackets
00:33:41
shirts hats coat everything you own had Teflon on it that that's kind of the same thing that's the Andreas the same
00:33:47
thing by the way speaking of great television my TV show Davey got uh a
00:33:53
nomination for goth of for Gotham award it did congratulations I know I I
00:33:58
don't even know what that was I heard about it today what is a Gotham I don't know yeah yeah I just heard it and I said awesome yeah and then and then I
00:34:05
didn't research what it is yeah maybe Bruce Wayne gives the award or what what is it is it a New York award no I have
00:34:13
no idea I just thought Batman would give it that word or something yeah I just did that I just did the BR Bruce Wayne joke yeah but I I did the Bruce Wayne
00:34:20
joke and then you did the Batman he heyy that's two different jokes it's the same guy though it's not the same
00:34:26
guy Bruce Wayne and Batman are two completely separate entities I know but they're same human doing both roles
00:34:33
incorrect what who the is Batman then exactly ah I get what you're
00:34:39
doing who is Batman so next time next time dude just listen to me first you don't listen to
00:34:45
me did I who said the did did I say Bruce Wayne first you did you did oh
00:34:50
thank you yeah you had the joke thank you he's trying to step on your jokes lately I know he is what do you think that is there is a thing because when
00:34:57
when I even came in here you know what I mean he he gives you like a like lot like a a lot of warmth he's warm with me
00:35:03
with me he's very cold prickly I'm like What's Up This he's like I did it I did it yeah you I mean it took me forever it
00:35:09
took me forever with you it's like welcome welcome Andrew because maybe it's because I thank him often thank you
00:35:18
what his name Andreas Andreas I appreciate it I I'll tell you why I don't like Thanksgiving I have to tell
00:35:23
the story um is I've never had a really good Thanksgiving meal yeah every time I get invited I'm always
00:35:30
invited to Thanksgiving meals like especially when I've been I've been in La like hours into the meal it's already
00:35:37
over yeah they'll call me and go hey I don't know what you're doing but we just thought of you yeah we're doing this
00:35:43
thing so one time Paulie goes this is years ago Paulie goes I swear to God he
00:35:48
goes my brother and I were like playing FIFA we're like at his my brother's house playing FIFA yeah and I was like
00:35:55
let's see what restaurants are open I was going to just buy my my brother and meal whatever and Paulie goes dude the
00:36:01
family's here bro I go yeah my mom's here dude and she's asking about you bro
00:36:08
and I go yeah but I he's like dude you got to come my mom's asking you know this is when mity was I my dad died oh
00:36:16
that's when that comes out yeah my dad's dead that's what oh I forgot to tell you my dad died oh no I gotta
00:36:23
go you would think that you would open with that excuse no save it save the dad died I gotta get out of here my
00:36:30
dad's dead yeah yeah and they're like oh wow dad died next time you can use dad died stuff you know you can use that for
00:36:35
a lot of stuff what it's and it's also not a lie now it's real yeah I can get
00:36:41
my dad died check it out and then later like your died de a year ago yeah but he died he's still dead how about
00:36:47
this homeless guy hey man do you have any change hey bud my dad died make him feel
00:36:53
bad that's a good one right yeah start hey Starbucks you know or like at a
00:36:59
restaurant when they see you in the tip in the tip thing you know you know they can see on the computer the percentage Yeah and it starts at 15 18 20 yeah you
00:37:06
know and you no tip and they look at you and they go whoa and you go my dad died
00:37:11
what if the homeless person they always have a story right that's what I thought you were going to say before when you say they usually come up to you and they
00:37:16
say at a gas station they go hey I just need um six bucks for gas to get home to
00:37:21
the thing and it's not true but even sometimes it's even awful story like what I was in the n n oh I was a n and I
00:37:30
had a wife and two babies M and I drank
00:37:35
a lot because of n because of the PTSD oh man I'm sorry yeah and um one night
00:37:41
the house was on fire did you set the house on fire I don't know what happened man was it SoCal you w there man right
00:37:49
they always say that they always say you weren't there this is terrible and so mean I know but I want you to
00:37:56
say my dad died at the end I know don't ruin it
00:38:03
sir I me who set your house your house was I don't know man and I had my baby's
00:38:09
carcasses oh no yeah I was holding them but they were per like bacon that's
00:38:15
terrible anyway after that man the government shut down my funds man I had the insurance anyway now 3 years later
00:38:23
man I just need a hot dog I need a hot dog man I'm hungry man I don't drink
00:38:30
anymore I just need a hot dog man yeah yeah hey yeah my dad [Laughter]
00:38:37
died I would have given him a hot dog there we go I'd have given so in that situation you don't do the do dad thing
00:38:44
but let's go back to what we were talking about for real yeah I hate Thanksgiving food I've talked about it
00:38:49
before I've always hated it oh guys guys talking about Thanksgiving food like we
00:38:56
brought I mean we brought you guys howy Duty here man guys guys
00:39:01
guys guys yeah interrupt gold here bud speaking of thanksging a PO I
00:39:06
know we're in the midst of it Bud well tell me Andre what is it now that you interrupted tell us George and I brought you guys a pie
00:39:14
but Jules got you some really authentic Thanksgiving food what do you have what
00:39:19
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00:43:09
a if it's ballute I'm I'm walking out is it ballute
00:43:15
yeah let's try you have to try we have to try no way you have to try we have
00:43:21
try let's try I'm gagging right now I've never had it I won't do it can we open it no you no I'll open it no you look
00:43:28
honestly be a don't be a you know what dude you just you know you're a you're a white piece of you're
00:43:33
you look down on other my holiday you look down you look down on
00:43:38
other people's culture dude and just and stop being like that D no this that's what this whole thing is about yeah so
00:43:44
give me the ballute bring it here yeah yeah don't don't do don't be a dick dude I'm going to throw up you're going to eat it all right you're going
00:43:49
to watch me throw up that's fine we can we'll watch I'm not I'm not going to e that's so rude it's my people
00:43:55
dude okay bring the ballute I'm not going to eat it yeah nope oh my God all right so uh now
00:44:03
honestly where do you get the ballute put it there I'm not going to you don't get this at V where do you get this at where did you get it V I ordered it the
00:44:12
Vons in filipin oh so you just break this open get him over a napkin oh yeah give me a napkin because I've never had
00:44:18
this before don't be don't be a dick dude open your heart I'm going to take my jacket off cuz I'm sweating for some reason God I'm scared
00:44:27
never all right so people for for people that remember ballute is a Filipino we
00:44:32
talked about it last about it yeah yeah give me the napkin right so you just crack open the top yeah okay all right
00:44:39
so let me put this back on let me crack open the
00:44:45
top oh don't oh my God it's so hard it won't
00:44:50
crack it won't crack you can do it on the crush it like
00:44:56
this SL oh my god oh this cracked
00:45:02
okay that's fine do it in the
00:45:07
middle yeah you have to drink the juice and okay first I'll just tell you what it
00:45:14
is this is like um the movie Aliens remember the movie Aliens first
00:45:20
of all smell it smell it smell it bro bro give me the garbage
00:45:25
can I'm going to throw up honestly oh my God honestly honestly I'm
00:45:31
going to throw up honestly and I had good ramen I had Ramen that I like for doing yeah my God all so so you want me
00:45:39
the juice there's juice all over the place there's juice try the juice I going to throw
00:45:45
up I'm going to throw [Laughter] up oh my God
00:45:53
[Laughter] oh I got to get out of here I have to
00:45:59
get out of here I'm going to throw up honestly that's so gross all right
00:46:05
so all right so I'm going to throw what is this part I can't see oh God
00:46:14
what is that
00:46:20
part that's the um I think foot that's the foot oh the
00:46:25
foot oh my God that's the foot let try this yellow what is the yellow though I have to know the body part I don't want
00:46:31
to look e its I think it's it's the yolk part yeah all right how about this Andrew this is my
00:46:36
nightmare I know I'll eat a little bit of this you eat a little no yeah yeah yeah I almost threw up now I don't care
00:46:41
I'm going to try I'm going to throw oh
00:46:47
God it's
00:46:53
good oh God
00:46:58
it's so gross oh God get that the out of here get it out no no
00:47:04
try it no I'll get it out let's open the whole thing now I don't think there's any duck there
00:47:12
I'm going to throw up oh look at look dude look at this part oh there it is oh my
00:47:18
God I'm going to throw up oh my God oh my God oh there's no
00:47:24
face where's the face at oh my God where did you get
00:47:30
this this is Advance oh is that the
00:47:36
face oh my God yeah you should be
00:47:41
ashamed this is what I get for joking about Thanksgiving earlier because I have just duck juice on
00:47:48
my drench this table George in in
00:47:53
in oh my God in Bleach yeah where's the S you have sauce
00:47:58
yeah you forgot all right my God is this the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life I know I mean I'm not even
00:48:04
kidding no get it away it get it away eat it
00:48:12
[Laughter] dude George get this the away not I
00:48:19
gota get out of the room oh my
00:48:24
God please are you going to eat this can you eat that no you're not going to eat
00:48:30
that no she'll eat that one don't eat that there's the new one don't eat it here here's the trash
00:48:37
can oh my God I'll be right back if you had a ranch are you being real no I need to wash my hands yeah yeah me to cuz I
00:48:44
coughed into my hands me too oh my
00:48:50
god Rudy H H how much how much is a blued egg
00:49:00
um no 25 cents 25 cents that's what a little Bird's life is worth 25
00:49:08
cents yeah rocks are more expensive by far yeah we you know what's so funny we
00:49:13
for people that didn't see the other episode we talked about belud it's a baby duck that they eat in the Philippines and they just what do you
00:49:19
got salt salt oh my God are you really going to eat it yeah yeah has how do you know if it's not
00:49:25
rotten I mean it smells rotten is it rotten I'll try I don't think so oh you try
00:49:31
first and then if your stomach hurts then you stop what the the Philippines that kind of what kind of system is that I just I can't and you
00:49:38
and do you eat it in one whole bite everything
00:49:48
no do you eat that oh it's good it's good
00:49:54
no oh God look I respect the culture don't no I do
00:50:01
no you don't and you know what I want to say what I'm sorry to the Native Americans for what they
00:50:08
did what yes why I'm getting reflective yeah yeah because we so sorry because
00:50:14
what what western Europeans did to the Native Americans is disgusting and it's not funny and it's gross and this is
00:50:21
giving me perspective let me ask you something about I don't know why but really this
00:50:27
it's like in the L of the Mohicans yeah do you think that if Indians found a
00:50:33
white baby they would raise it as their own they'd kill it exactly they would smoke it they would have killed it they
00:50:39
would have smoked it they would have killed it yeah right away Chief I found the white baby what do you think the
00:50:44
chip would say throw it off the The Cliff exactly yeah so when I'm watching last of the micans I'm like I don't
00:50:50
believe this it's not real it's not real well they're trying to say that what it's trying to do is show that the that
00:50:55
Native Americans are are compassionate good-hearted people oh that's what they're doing and the whites yeah
00:51:01
weren't that's the truth yeah the whites came and they were like she's not it's not a bit she's she likes it it's not a
00:51:11
bit how much have you eaten she's halfway through oh God I'm just going to have one more bit and then bite and then
00:51:18
I'm done hear it's a crunch can hear the shell crack cornflakes what are you
00:51:25
crunching it for oh my God I honestly almost threw up yeah it would hurt me it hurt my inside
00:51:32
and you know what I you know what I was bummed about we made homemade Ramen tonight and I was like I don't want to throw up it was good ramen but if that
00:51:39
egg was you would eat it I mean the scale of how different that is
00:51:45
in the reality no but no think about it though think about it you're right
00:51:50
you're like a young 20 early 20s you see a hot chick I'm not now I'm I know but let's see you are when I was when you
00:51:57
were in your early 20s like I was right yeah and HCK you're at a bar hchi wants to get down right and then you're
00:52:03
hooking up and you then you know you're eating a vagina or whatever and it
00:52:09
looked and tasted like that you would still do it it never looks like that I know but
00:52:14
you would do it though if it did you're right exactly yeah all right hey let's talk about Jesus we need to talk
00:52:21
about Thanksgiving is the worst Food on planet Earth MH I hate it it turkey's
00:52:27
gross it's a it's an ugly bird and it tastes bad stuffing not that
00:52:33
good cranberry sauce not that good I like cranberry sauce it's fine it's fine
00:52:40
stuffing is fine green bean casserole fine never had it the only thing I love
00:52:46
Hawaiian rolls what there Hawaiian rolls when it comes to Thanksgiving Hawaiian rolls
00:52:51
everybody has Hawaiian rolls no that's not a part of the culture you your family probably did that every didn't
00:52:56
you guys do Hawaiian rolls yep yes what do
00:53:02
Hawaii break bake bread from Hawaii have anything sweet rolls Hawaiian sweet rolls I know but that's still not wasn't
00:53:09
like a hundred years ago was yes they did really people been doing Oh you mean you mean when settlers let's call them
00:53:14
sweet rolls then from [Music] Hawaii everybody knows their Hawaiian
00:53:20
sweet rolls I I I just want to get what you're saying is is that thanksgiving's been around for hundreds of years in this
00:53:26
country how many I don't know maybe 200 years okay what go on you think it's
00:53:33
wrong yes go
00:53:40
on what do you want to know Hawaiian I'm just trying to figure hawan sweet rolls have been around since the beginning
00:53:46
okay I'm I'm sure I I I'm sure Hawaii was like the last States right Alaska
00:53:53
Hawaii alas 49 50 right right so it's
00:53:58
like you before that when we were 13 states right even
00:54:04
know about Hawaii and they had probably Thanksgiving back then they had
00:54:10
sweet they had sweet roles they were just from one of the colonies okay when you just say Hawai that's all I want to
00:54:16
know it just sounded weird but I guess you're right that's what they're called all right Andreas what did do they have Thanksgiving in in in uh wherever you're
00:54:22
from no oh Spain we didn't in have to meet any pilgrims right you guys were
00:54:29
there first yeah okay so we have Andreas has prepared something for us so I don't
00:54:34
know what it is but go ahead okay so since you guys know so
00:54:39
much about Thanksgiving I thought uh about a game let's do some Thanksgiving
00:54:51
trivia whoever gets three answers right wins competition now you'll per up when
00:54:57
there's a competition he's in all right let's go and Rudy is a part of this too okay great what do we win you guys can
00:55:03
get that turkey that is between the two of you this one yeah okay take it home
00:55:08
okay I always like that guy that's huge yeah it's huge okay okay uh so when was
00:55:14
the first T given Bobby the very first one yeah whoever gets it right um
00:55:21
closest yes the closest 18 4
00:55:28
47 uh
00:55:35
17 well 1776 was the Declaration so let's say uh let's say uh
00:55:45
1788 Rudy um
00:55:52
17 82 price has righted me I know whatever's
00:55:59
lower yeah you guys were so so good uh the first i g him was in
00:56:05
1621 she won yeah cuz she price has righted me she price so now you have to go first she has to go first right okay
00:56:11
so Rudy how fast can a turkey fly
00:56:18
oo um how fast can a turkey
00:56:25
fly tell miles hour okay then who goes next Bobby or me
00:56:31
Bobby Bobby I say 5 miles per hour uh and I
00:56:37
will say it's a trick question turkeys can't fly okay so Rudy WIS again has 55
00:56:42
mil hour turkeys can't fly they can fly 55 miles hour they're land
00:56:48
Birds they can't fly well maybe in
00:56:54
Spain I'm a turkey I like to play I'm a best what me play damn it Rudy's won
00:57:01
twice I know it's incredible how many questions are total five whoever gets uh
00:57:06
gets three wins no no five five five fine yeah how many questions do you have
00:57:12
I have plenty okay good which president May Thanksgiving a national
00:57:18
holiday damn it I only know five I only know five presidents who's up first
00:57:24
you you are I am uh I'm um who made it a national holiday probably
00:57:32
uh woodro Wilson I was going to say that I swear to God I was going to say that all you can say it with me you
00:57:38
all right say with I'm not going to say that what is it um what president made an a national
00:57:46
holiday I'm going to say John Adams
00:57:53
Rudy um if she gets this one I'm going to be pissed
00:57:59
Lincoln no he slaves what
00:58:07
Lincoln Ry three are you kidding me no I'm going to look wait I I I got
00:58:12
to Google it I got to go he is our Google Bob it doesn't matter I don't believe him right uh what president
00:58:19
three wait wait hold on what president he freed the slaves and he made Thanksgiving that's
00:58:24
incredible made this guy's got a pretty thick resume Thanksgiving guy's on the
00:58:30
penny I can't believe no you're wrong you're wrong you what is it
00:58:35
who who made a national holiday President Roosevelt not according to my research
00:58:40
okay I said what President made Thanksgiving a national holiday right and it said
00:58:47
um President Roosevelt yeah let me let me consult
00:58:52
here with no Abraham Lincoln Abraham Lincoln the Roosevelt did the beheading of the
00:58:58
what the part part pardoning of the turkey pardoning the turkey yeah but Abraham Lincoln made it a national
00:59:03
holiday so this is like tennis you lose one point you're minus one all right all right fine fine what's
00:59:10
next what's next okay which song was originally written
00:59:16
for Thanksgiving which song was originally written for Thanksgiving Jingle Bells silent night um toxic
00:59:26
Britney Spears well those three Silent
00:59:34
Night Jingle Bell
00:59:40
toxic Jingle Bell oh wow Bobby one for Bobby I get one yeah Bobby has one you
00:59:46
are back at zero z z the other one's you're back Z no I'm not back at zero because I asked a question you
00:59:52
questioned the judge I'm back at zero yeah you're back at zero that's how the game goes bud don't yell at him many
00:59:59
different varieties of pumpkin are there how many different varieties of pumpkin are there yep who's up first Bobby no
01:00:05
Rudy no i w i i got the last one so I go first you rather okay go ahead right no
01:00:11
you idiot you'd rather go later cuz then you can hear what other people say but I'm going last now okay you up
01:00:17
how many varieties of pumpkin are there yeah five I got it what is it Rudy 10 16
01:00:25
oh okay this one is for Andre but it's 45 there's 45 for's a pumpkin well cuz
01:00:32
gourds you got to think about gourds oh gourds I forgot the gourd family those are pumpkins I didn't know that I I
01:00:38
don't know if that's true but I'm making I'm saying asparagus is that a pumpkin same thing asparagus all night shade vegetables eggplant all right so one Z
01:00:46
three yep perfect okay well which professionals are the beest
01:00:53
during which beasy boy is the coolest professionals are the Beast Hello Nasty that's my favorite one Licensed to Ill
01:01:00
wait a minute say it again which professionals are the busiest during Thanksgiving which professionals are the
01:01:07
busiest during Thanksgiving what professionals are the busiest during Thanksgiving
01:01:12
hookers okay no that's not my answer your no it's not even if it's a joke you can't just throw it out there the show
01:01:18
is a joke show I got to make jokes sure go ahead um my real answer is
01:01:24
Pilots wow that's a good one okay Rudy Pilots Farmers Farmers good Farmers a
01:01:32
good one two goods can we get three good answers maale men male men and women
01:01:38
male X male male X male X male X's yeah plumers because people are pooping and
01:01:44
clogging the toilets Is that real it is real what did it say why yes probably
01:01:50
because people eat a lot and then a lot I guess that's interesting I guess that's interesting yeah so I guess the
01:01:57
closest was uh Rudy because she said farmers and it is something related to
01:02:03
food that's not fair that's not fair that's not it that's not it how many questions do you have this is fun I have
01:02:08
plenty he's got a lot I saw the list it's a lot okay so Rudy what is the name
01:02:13
of a baby turkey balute you just ate it no evil you evil Filipino girl
01:02:20
you um baby turkey
01:02:28
there's got to be a time limit baby turkey okay very good guess
01:02:36
Bobby tiies Tiki yeah tiies uh I'm going to say baby turkeys
01:02:43
are called Turk Turk o what is it the real answer is p
01:02:51
huh p o l t p p o l t p o o p o u l t p
01:02:58
p never heard that never heard of that in my life we got to check this guy's sources yeah yeah okay go ahead we
01:03:04
couldn't get an American which NFL team traditionally hosts an annual Thanksgiving Day game
01:03:12
the Washington Reds against the Washington Redskins
01:03:18
Cowboys you know any NFL team just throw one out there make up a
01:03:24
name give me a city and then just do the city and make up a name red Washington you can't do what he
01:03:31
did I just did that oh what did you say I said Washington red skin you can't say the same answer you can't say red
01:03:37
Washington blue Nevada blue Nevada that's they were great they were Champions 5 years ago they were yeah the
01:03:43
blue Nevadas BL Nevadas this one goes to Andrew why Dallas Cowboys yeah is it Dallas yeah okay yeah so two for me
01:03:51
three for Rudy zero for Bob of course okay what what percentage of
01:03:56
Americans eat turkey during Thanksgiving wow you go first me it's me first yeah
01:04:03
um 78 I'll go
01:04:10
90% um
01:04:15
95% okay it's 88 so Bobby wins one wait why did Bobby win and I won I said 90%
01:04:24
And it's 88 oh it's 88 but he's over you can't be over yeah that doesn't no that's whoever's close every game show
01:04:31
you can't go over no it's not this is not the Price Is Right every game show you can't go PR is right that's like
01:04:36
that you can't go over no no I'm closest I get a point you let's ask the judge yes Bob gets a point
01:04:43
so I get a point so it's what you have how many three three two two three I have three two one three one two three
01:04:49
yeah yeah okay go ahead go ahead okay I know I'm answering the next one yes first you are okay so
01:04:56
102 passengers Set uh Sail on the Mayflower how many arrive in
01:05:04
America you're up first 101 okay
01:05:13
Andrew 68 okay and
01:05:19
Rudy 52 wow so Bobby wins it's 100
01:05:26
2 nobody died yes died fish how did
01:05:31
nobody die died fish nobody died it was a beautiful ship no no wait a second it was a trump built ship beautiful
01:05:38
perfect Trump built it I built the May Flower when they came over here not only did nobody die somebody was born exactly
01:05:45
so we that's true did you hear that yeah so go ahead was it 322 right y ask away
01:05:51
I'm next damn no you already were first that time no whoever wins gets the first answer fine who celebrates Thanksgiving
01:05:58
on the second Monday of October the second Monday of October
01:06:06
Canadians okay
01:06:13
October who celebrates Thanksgiving you know what no why'd you raise your hand um because I want to go first go ahead
01:06:20
go go ahead go um jeice wow
01:06:26
that's definitely oh that's the show we're cancelled yeah well
01:06:34
Jews oh my God Rudy who celebrates why would Jew so what that's where did that
01:06:40
even come from C crazy but uh the second Monday of October who celebrates it a funny answer though very funny who
01:06:46
celebrates it second Monday of October Native
01:06:52
Americans and Rudy W again juice no no no really Canadians Bobby Bobby wins do
01:06:59
I really Canadians yep yeah three so three back three
01:07:05
32 here we go now it's on which character of friends I don't know any of
01:07:10
them got his or head her head is stuck in a turkey I'm first though so I only
01:07:16
know no one name Joey yeah Joey Joey we know I'm first so I get the answer it's
01:07:22
not fair it's not fair I'm first I get the answer and I answered it you don't go against the rules that's not the
01:07:27
rules all right I'm we're supposed to rotate no no no whoever wins the right gets first you made that up no we didn't
01:07:35
make that up it first I who said Joey first it's it's a it's uh Rudy turn no
01:07:41
no who said Joey first though we all knew it's Joey no who said it first Rudy
01:07:46
no I said it first Rudy we do a different question I said Jo first
01:07:52
you the judge said it was me the judge did say it was respect the judge oh take away a point
01:07:58
from him judge no you can't take away from 32 anything yeah you did no no three no you yell you already took two
01:08:04
away from you already took two away from me judge judge judge do not do it do not do it Jud it's it's three three
01:08:12
two thank you so three so oh me and Rudy have three you have two so you went down and I went up no you have two Andrew I
01:08:18
went up yeah so 3 32 different question go ahead okay which state racist the most
01:08:27
turkeys what state what state raises the most turkey
01:08:33
Rudy Arizona never seen a turkey there a lot
01:08:39
of turkeys in Arizona that they they strive they thrive in desert
01:08:45
judge who's next you Nebraska
01:08:52
Kentucky it's Minnesota okay no I was going to say Minnesota I know why
01:08:59
cold cold I think they need cold I don't know closer to Minnesota know uh Nebraska is pretty
01:09:06
close I'm close no no but there's no close you have to get it on on that one okay is that who's over close sure thank
01:09:11
you George so it's 322 still go ahead okay 32 so Bobby yeah what is at
01:09:18
SN what what is a snood s n o o d s n
01:09:25
o o d SN and it's related to Thanksgiving
01:09:33
yes do you say at snood like the at symbol no just what's
01:09:38
snood is that your question yes it's a
01:09:44
sauce okay Andrew snood is
01:09:50
uh snood is um Rudy go ahead
01:09:56
go ahead throw it out there I don't even know does it involve the turkey you can't ask question like that your mind
01:10:03
he asked something okay is it the oh
01:10:10
well why is it the thing on there no that's a gizzard that's a gizzard no the
01:10:16
gizard is down here yeah yeah the snood is the test maybe that's she's saying the testicles above the nose is that
01:10:21
what you were asking yeah SN okay that's her answer mine is the the thing above their head okay Rudy wi is that loose
01:10:28
skin under a M's turkey neck such that you could I didn't ask a question yeah she asked that's unfair
01:10:33
you even said yeah it's about the turkey for us you just said yeah it's about Thanksgiving 432 that's fine it's not
01:10:39
fine it's unfair I know but she's the judges have a how many days did the first Thanksgiving last who's up first
01:10:49
Rudy um five okay three
01:10:56
I have to say two okay three how do the maist Thanksgiving Day Parade and
01:11:02
the American Thanksgiving Parade conclude how does it end
01:11:07
yep
01:11:13
Bobby it ends with a Goodyear blimp at the end it ends with uh Snoopy I
01:11:20
think okay Rudy um can I have two answers no no absolutely not absolutely
01:11:27
not that's crazy um Fireworks what is it no with the arrival
01:11:34
of Santa Claus oh what was the other answer you were going to say a
01:11:39
prayer a prayer yeah oh that that's that's that's actually very the last car goes by and everyone just starts
01:11:46
praying the pope yeah what else how many women sur survive to celebrate the first
01:11:53
Thanksgiving how many women Sur in what disaster well
01:12:00
in the disaster of coming to America and then fighting the Native Americans and
01:12:05
settle how many women that's it could be 80 it could be a million to 10
01:12:11
now we just established that 102 people came so 102 people okay so how many
01:12:18
survive uh women who's first uh Andrew
01:12:28
I mean 54
01:12:34
okay 68 30 only four what yeah I win that one
01:12:41
no you don't yeah yeah because whoever gets closest that's not fair too far
01:12:46
that does that's not too far I did it that's the rule I get it you you
01:12:51
want a couple that way too I get it I get that it was a terrible guess but
01:12:57
bobby gets it thank you 443 443 God what meat did the Native Americans
01:13:04
bring to the first Thanksgiving what did the Native what meat did they bring to the first Thanksgiving yes what meat or
01:13:09
didn't bring no what meat did they bring to the first Thanksgiving who's up first Rudy to Bobby oh okay Bobby yeah Bobby
01:13:18
you win sorry dear me
01:13:23
Buffalo Rudy poetry poetry poetry oh chicken I
01:13:32
thought you said poetry it was bison which is deer so bobby gets the win
01:13:39
bison isn't deer you mean venison venison sorry venison is deer yeah
01:13:45
venison I don't think it counts yes it does 100% I won you hey hey I win
01:13:52
the Thanksgiving no don't be a sore winner don't be bad winner thank you otherwise throw
01:13:57
that pie right in his face yeah thank you so much Rudy Throw That Pie right him the first annual Thanksgiving trivia
01:14:04
um let me make a speech here here I really um all right Bobby you know what
01:14:10
this is what does that do you have to break it and whoever whoever gets the bigger piece um gets to make a wish and
01:14:17
it comes true okay okay so you grab just a little just little bottom the bottom the bottom okay on the count of three
01:14:23
you pull one two three well I didn't I didn't know that you were GNA well it's supposed to break no
01:14:29
you can't no you don't do high up you have to go way down at bottom yeah but I'm gripping it right I've never done this before ready one two three
01:14:37
yes it's only fair let me make a
01:14:45
wish perfect it worked Happy
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Thanksgiving thank you for being a bad friend [Music]
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woo woo [Music]
