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tickets you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an
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Asian dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're
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bad friends what's going on your face like a teenage girl I'm like a
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teenage dude dude dude dude I love it um is are there are there like pink ones
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that can blend into your face you have to do the yellow these were for you but I just I see you you want me to save
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that stuff for the Pod yeah yeah um dude let me tell you something did you offer our guests anything to drink
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or anything very kind I got water everybody's a little star stroke
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everyone is a little star star stroke a star stroke this guy dude we hire this
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guy almost all the people that work for us are a illegal they're illegal they don't have cards or B they're felons
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felons yeah honest felons like Carlos did you know Seb back in the day uh I would see you at The Comedy Store yeah
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yeah but he didn't know you no off well no cuz you were around yeah
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I was friends with but this this is before he blew up though so you didn't go hey I'm Carlos no no he's okay okay
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you think Sebastian was in sacred ground with the crackheads in the back you did stand up and went home oh
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that's right that's right that's right these guys were [ __ ] roaching Behind The Comedy Store yeah he didn't linger he
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didn't need to I did I lingered early on my early years I was a lingerer yeah yeah but as you know you know as you
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grow up you go home
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Bobby well I didn't make it yet so you know what I mean I need to hang out you mean now yeah now I hang out now because
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I haven't made it yet I mean my my opportunity might you maybe I'll do the Golden Globes are you sleeping in mit's
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office don't you pass out sometimes up there that's your little apartment first of all no one's ever been in mit's office you know that I have there's no
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no one's been I have don't do this you have have you been in mit's office yeah yeah what are you talking about I I
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don't think you guys know where mit's office is this is so what a dumb guy think there was another room with a desk
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what are you talking about no where do you think mit's office is what are you talking about what are you guys talking about and I don't like this I don't like
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what's going on right now dude F you let's go ahead sir okay let me ask you this okay is mit's office at The Comedy
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Store very very good yeah all right good this is good you're acting you're you're treating me like you've always as like a
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child yeah and I'm going to allow this all right so go ahead let's let's go no the way you're behaving is as if we didn't come across the office because
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the office is located on Ka I know but what I'm saying to you is
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that can I ask you a question yes based after your question my qu are there many
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offices at the cony store yes yes there we go am I okay so what and so what I'm
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no stop dude this is the worst detective of all time trying to find clues that aren't
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there yeah yeah there are so what I'm saying is is that I feel like you've been in an office where you thought it was mit's office but it really wasn't
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okay okay so what I know this about mit's office is that it's been closed since the 70s no one's ever been in
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there that's not true okay so now I'm going to ask you Seb and you Andrew all right all right because I'm Not
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Afraid number one I don't I'm not based in fear right now I'm I have courage and
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I know what I'm talking about so for you [ __ ] [ __ ] right now right and don't do you know what this is I saw
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this on Tik Tok it's the way to you know what I mean get control of the room and you're with your hand like this you know
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what this is you know what this is yeah this is sitting on a kid
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Street that's what that is that's I okay I read it wrong so I'm going to ask you guys where is the
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office you know what I I don't know if we need to tell you cuz you haven't been
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this is kind of the great this is so funny because now you see what's going on they now are scared because they
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don't know where her office is I do so this is great so tell no the the office is upstairs okay so where I go there's
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there's many building uh offices up there so describe to me how I get up there okay uh since you've been in there
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yeah does the office have a heavy like red kind of velvety drape that that you
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remember I don't know if it does anymore but it did it used to have a there was a there was a secondary door before you got to her office door yeah it was
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that's it that's it that's yeah that's it you're that's only one has I've never
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been in there I fu deal yeah I've never been I've never been a responsible grown
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hold on hey e Adam you're on you're on bad friends with Sebastian and Me and Bobby and Bobby claims uh that's fu yeah
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exactly he goes uh nobody's been in mit's office since the 70s and I said me and you I said I've been in it you and I
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went in it did or did have we not been in mit's office yeah absolutely yeah
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okay thank you I love you I'm not done no we're done Bobby banned from the office y why can't Bobby go in egot
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oh that's totally different yeah right oh what is it then egot Bobby there's so many [ __ ]
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reasons yeah there is yeah and I think our audience hang up the phone I love you call hang the phone goodbye I love
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okay so I was wrong there are parts of this comment store I've so aggressive to Our Guest
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listen guys I I I never know when I come on these things yeah is this like on
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already started I just did a podcast where it was like uh okay we're going to start in bed get water this and that and
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then it was like a an introduction yeah here it's like hey we're running right
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from the Geto this is a car accident okay no it's not a car it's just going to happen you guys are making me so mad right now dude what is your problem I
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don't know I'm just Agro right now okay what happened in Century City that you're so upset it took me a long way to get here well no [ __ ] what what were you
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doing over there CA is packaging and I had you know it was don't act like it okay so
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any I'm doing this you know what I mean because it's like it's a whirlwind so um
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I don't want to get into why was say World Wind or Whirlwind it's a whirlwind do you which word do you think it is do
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you w worldwind World Wind no it's w h i r l
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wind w w y n n like Steve wind no no no not Ste wind wind or World Wind what is
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it what is it no no no I'm just saying you're right no matter what okay Seb I know you're going to say well let me
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just say something we'll do the proper intro okay you don't need to but I'm going to tell you why we like where we're at is this part of like oh we get
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warmed up and then all of a sudden the The Foreigner says hey let's get this
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going well you're right you're right it's our guest today is one of our favorite comedians ever walked the Earth
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uh an actor a comedian a writer probably one of the most brilliant performers alive today Sebastian Maniscalco what
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did you what don't step on them comedian a real comedian for once for once on
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this show yeah let me just get back okay I'm back do it again I already did it
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all right he's a real comedian that's what I got not only that did I get actor world worldwind we said and a great
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actor a great writer a great performer a great comedian a great father may I say something a great friend may I some say
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something cuz I have my own two bits as well please he's a great guy you never said that and also secondly um I've
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known him probably one of the longest right yeah and um you know he's one of those guys that I um I always I always
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knew so Sebastian SK you know what guys guys you know what let's just go back to
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the normal way you do it why that it doesn't seem organic we can't do NPR podcasting it's just not
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for us how many did you do today two interviews I did uh I did the school of
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greatness you ever do that one what is that what is that what is that what is that we're not that great so I don't I
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don't know if we'd go well we've never seen them in the charts are they bigger than us no way okay I love your attitude
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right now thank you so much this is this is this is like yeah Le Lewis house oh
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now what's his thing about it's more like you know uh grown-up [ __ ] you know yeah he's a two-time New York
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bestselling author is that what it says yeah two-time All-American athlete keynote speaker entrepreneur wow yeah it
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was more about like uh life and we do life too bud no no yeah how's your life
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going some people watch it yeah yeah some people watch it yeah yeah whoa dude you're flexing huh he's being a little
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diminutive and it's interesting you would do that to someone you respect so much like Sebastian no I this is the first time I I have someone I I admire
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on our show you've never admired any we had John Cena didn't admire uh Z afron
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didn't admire no no Zack afron no admire all right we've also had who else have we had you too you the band YouTu we had
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you Bano we had B and the edge okay yeah we're like you know we're the bottom but my point is is that it's fine who else
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have we had so you you had Bano in here no no he's just he doesn't when he said
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English is bad he's bad yeah we never had Bono here he meant he has us to he just he I said I thought it was you yeah
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yeah no no no he's very bad with he's very bad with can you shut the [ __ ] up maybe all right because we have a guas
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anyway um so Sebastian is an old friend um and I um um he's killing it you know
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I uh it's great I'm so happy for you thank you here's another reason why I like
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you no I don't I don't go ahead I just don't get it what are you doing what's the problem he knows we
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like it but tell him why he lik yeah for people listening I'm sure they like him
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way more they wa way more than me but I'm just going to tell so I'm sorry back up everyone okay you got to take those
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off because it's doing something to your mind the where you're podcasting it's affecting everything is it yeah yeah yeah what the [ __ ] is that I told you
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it's pimple patas I had a breakout yeah I went to
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Vegas I got cream yeah I put wrong cream on my face I broke out when I came back
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okay let me ask you this cuz this is the second time I've seen this in less than four days yeah someone had that on these
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yeah at a party um that we were at for it's a kid party and one of the mothers
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had one here now can you come out with those on and
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not mention that you have those must say something you must say something if you walk in and I would never go to a public
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if I was going to a party or a thing I would just get over it this is this is home to me so this is easy if I'm going
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to a party or an event can't just just deal with the pimple just deal with the redness this woman didn't say anything
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about it no I said you got something on your like you I thought it was like um from opening a gift that one of the
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stickers got I go you got a star on your she's like no that's for for for pimple I'm like is it getting that comfortable
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now where people just come out with acne cream yeah yeah well let me say something first of all to the company
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that makes those why don't you make them so that it's something that you would have on your face like a liver spot or a
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freckle right are those those what no these are real liver spots yeah that old
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Korean men get yeah yeah but my point being is if I had a brown liver spot like there and that is it I think it
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would just blend in my face no yeah but then this this feels like it's more obvious hey I have a thing on my face
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that would be we we would start calling each other going is Bobby okay there's way more liver spots on his face than
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used to be right but me you can like pull on heartstrings maybe maybe a um
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something even worse like a scar you know what I mean or um lesions you
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should have worked in Halloween makeup you would have been way way better at that than comedy that should have been
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your career this is great you start a business doing this and I'm in guys guys this is how it's going to
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go this is how yeah that we go that's how it goes okay that's how it goes are you plugging
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something we'll get what the [ __ ] are you doing here we'll get that I'm just interested in the Dynamics of okay here
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we go and because I I uh I I generally don't watch the show yeah I uh neither
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do we I have a family yeah yeah um so are
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these guys guys you're hanging out with on a social level or is it just a work thing and everybody goes their separate
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ways well um no actually we do we it is kind of like a little family for us yeah and it's Five Guys well there's a
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there's a woman in the back I I met briefly inter that's M you have a new
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intern yeah where is she Oh I thought he was talking about Mone can I see what she looks like
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yeah well oh another Asian hi yeah yeah yeah you're an intern I am okay sit back
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down thank you TR to impress you yeah listen listen
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okay I'm impressed number one congratulations on all the success that the show has had thank you it's really
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fantastic and I'm impressed that you guys are so big that there's an intern
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program yeah yeah there is at bad friends I mean that's pretty impressive well I'll tell you what though we don't
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do the intern hiring we have no say they bring in people and I'm starting to get a little sus we might need to audit it
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because it's always Asian girls yeah so I don't know what's going on over there I think they're doing it for me it's not
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working it's not working doesn't make comfortable trust I'm I'm cool with any race any
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gender okay but let's mix it up a little bit yeah that's been the fifth Asian girl we've had we love blacks okay oh
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yeah we love him let's just make sure when he says that just I just saw the movie Fen the movie fences very good
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danzel yeah very good movie can never said that play do the do the scene let's do the scene son I don't know I never
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saw that oh my God but let me try try let me try let me try I got so nervous yeah son okay let me try son why do you
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think I work all day paying bills and putting food on the table not because of
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my duty but because I'm your father because you love me yeah no now go clean
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the [ __ ] bathroom no he no no he didn't do that no he does he says not because I love you I never saw the movie that's pretty good for somebody that's
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never seen the [ __ ] movie or the play or the play am might not right well I got to tell you what um the meeting that
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you were at today was for a movie package deal and this is what you're bringing to
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the table I'm concerned yeah sometimes just low brow projects
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dude not not everyone's going to work with Robert dinner sometimes no brow projects sometimes they're so low
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there's no brow yeah and that's okay you do the monologue no I don't know the monologue from I I don't remember it I'm
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the kid yeah Dad yeah yeah Dad you want to talk to me
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in the backyard in New York Brooklyn 1978 is that when you think it was 19 I don't know but I just move on let's move
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on okay all right Sebastian I want to ask you something I I got back from Vegas I went to go see dead and Company
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I don't know it's weird to me to see people from all different facets that like that band I wouldn't pick you as
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that but do you like that stuff at all or no it's funny my musical tastes are very
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uh sheltered I I didn't grow up with a lot of the music a lot of the people grew up in the 80s with my father around
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the house was playing aljo um lot of jazz Grover Washington
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Miles Davis so I would go to school I love it and everybody would oh you listen to The
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Beatles you listen to this or whatever I go no I'm listening to you know uh B
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skags so I I wasn't I wasn't privy to a lot of this music that uh that a lot of
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people grew up on so no I'm not a bad company guy but I heard the show is that the sphere yeah dead in company atere I
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say Bad Company Bad Company also a great band also a great band I have a lot of question real quick but if want to say something but I have a line of question
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what he just said was really bothered me but go ahead okay all I want to say is I understand this sheltered I don't know
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like my dad was um my dad was stuck in a stuck in the he never liked [ __ ] even of
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his G my dad is born 55 something like that so I would think you know a lot of
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my friends dads were like zpp rock 70s rock my dad only liked Carolina Beach
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Music Soul py Klein you know what I mean like he liked either folk folk country
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crossover or Soul music you know like uh Sam Cook and he just never so like for
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me it was similar in that right where I had to go fish because my friends were like paty Klein they didn't know who that
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they were like who is that so like same kind of idea was so I had to be like out of myself to pretend I knew things when
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I was young so I had to just investigate you just bailed you were like yeah I didn't I didn't know there was any investigating I just like okay this is
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the music taste that I'm gonna grow up with you like right I'm sorry you liked Michael Jackson I love Michael Jackson
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yeah well who who do you yeah who like who Michael Jackson Prince I mean Madonna yeah yeah yeah all those things you you did I know that about you I
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didn't get at mly crew I like kind of the hair bands yeah yeah yeah but like the classical rock bands I didn't I
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didn't get into like no Zeppelin No Zeppelin wow but but but if I said to you like name me a couple of Beetles
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songs you would know I mean you're privy to it that information yes you don't know any Beetles songs I I again I I
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don't know songs nor do I know titles to songs okay I love that about I know this
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what I love I know you're I like it I like it when you came here today what did you listen to in the car on the way
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here uh I I was talking to people I but if you're not on the phone I would
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generally listen to audio books [ __ ] or
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I would the latest uh Eminem song Houdini whoa the scale of that audio
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books wow wow the uh the anxious generation that's the book I'm listening
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to right now and then Houdini is the uh wow the mus that's it
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that's your playlist that's right now yeah I I don't Veer far okay may may I ask you some question and and I know
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you're a guest and I love you so much and thank you and don't be rude I'm not going to be I I feel like I was being rude early I apologize you're not being
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rude at all thank you so much I've known you for 25 years okay so I'm going to ask you some direct questions then okay okay cuz I'm Not Afraid all right I mean
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I mean you have Spotify no I do have Spotify thank you Apple
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music no yes exactly a search engine yes yeah this isn't rude it's not
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it's not I'm confused no no no I no ially you're right I should ask you hey
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you have all the stuff like Spotify and apple right better that's cool yeah yeah that's awesome I have it too and you
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know you search things right on it MH right never curious if maybe let's let's see what the Beatles are all about
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no why yeah I I I listen it is a weakness I have in my repertoire for a
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cultural you know I I should be able to name many songs from The Beatles and or
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Led Zeppelin you know St what is it Stairway to Heaven yeah but watch this very got but watch this well watch this
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I know I know I know what you're gonna do I know name the last five books in
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your world that you've either read or listen to Atomic habits boom let's stop there love that book you've never read
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you don't Atomic habits of course well who who wrote it I forgot his name but I can tell you what the book's about what
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is it it's about the habitual you I mean learning about atomic energies within the Earth and also the biosphere of the
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world and the universe no but that is a good lie I like that lie it's good nice very it's good okay anyway this is my
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point his his learn you're telling me that the [ __ ] you're sorry go for it
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you're telling me what that book is equivalent to The White Album no my point is he's indulging in knowledge
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through books you indulge through music and I listen to audiobooks too just not those ones you do not listen audio Lord
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of the Rings I did because I wanted to get all the all of it I want to get all of it right I did I know you Jr token he
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didn't narrate it was too Eric stoken no no j j token right and I'll tell you
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another thing I listen to ROM do spiritual [ __ ] okay so that's in your face I know you did I'm so sorry being rude yeah yeah and I'm glad you're
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working out dancing that's what it always accompanied for me it never really accompanied me sitting in my room
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going oh my God man what he's saying is I I didn't I didn't it for that for
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me it was dancing how about this this is people always say what's your last meal what's the last song you'd prefer to
00:24:52
hear before you die if you could control the last song to hear before you go out because you know I think sometimes I
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know I know what it is what is it n can call Wonderful Life wow not good no yeah it's good I
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didn't pick you I did not think that that that song I love black people establish said that three times we
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established that already yeah I think the fans are going to call it out at this point why that's insane you keep saying it you can say whatever I can say
00:25:18
whatever I want oh reinforce it okay no that's the last one my point is that I like that song because it's it gives me
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the good feels at every I could be in the worst mood yeah mood and that song
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comes and I am happy gol lucky it changes everything I'm I'm frolicking
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I'm light you know what I mean I'm uh um yeah I'm I'm a new man I love that song
00:25:43
what do you think if you were going out what's the song you'd like to hear right before you go Billy Jean Billy Jean oh
00:25:49
that's a good song that makes me come alive all right Billy Jean does yeah
00:25:56
every time I hear that song I want get up and do something yeah yeah you're a good dancer by the way uh I've I've you
00:26:02
know my dancing skills have declined over the years however uh growing up in the northwest suburbs of
00:26:09
Chicago you know this I mean you you grew up did you hit the you're a little younger than I am a lot younger uh we
00:26:16
hit the teen dance clubs you ever go to Toto no aapco bar not really that that
00:26:23
missed our generation I was more of a live show guy I went to live live con la
00:26:28
la palooza or was it La yeah wasn't that the big thing laaloa was thing but did you ever did you ever heard of Fireside
00:26:34
Bowl do you remember Fireside bowl no no I lik little indie hip hop and Rock shows they throw them at these like
00:26:40
fires side bowl look it up I don't know it used to be I want to know about Toto so walk me through Toto you show up
00:26:46
cover charge cover charge yeah uh line line do people know you you get in right
00:26:53
in oh they know him uh now yeah but back then I was never the guy who knew the bouncer but I was always with a guy that
00:26:59
had the in right this is teen dance club 17 McGreevy another one wow mcy is that
00:27:05
to right there that no that's Fireside Bowl oh it is Hip Hop shows no where was that at is that downtown Fireside Bowl
00:27:11
is on uh I don't even know where it was it was uh just outside in Fullerton yeah
00:27:17
Fullerton okay yeah no I I didn't uh well how old are you 40 okay so 10 years
00:27:23
that's a big gap so yeah no teens yeah you're well yeah but you didn't you know this is this is Chicago in the late
00:27:30
8990 Toto mcgreevy's Discovery Club that's the hot [ __ ] that was the hot
00:27:36
this was this is going down up and down Harlem Avenue cruising in our cars you ever do that no now did you have to
00:27:42
break off the bouncer every time it sounds like American Graffiti by the way it does he was living in Satur milkshakes you like
00:27:48
[Laughter] milkshakes okays yeah yeah yeah this is
00:27:53
Saturday Night Fever that he's just explaining us the story of I met him Saturday night you met m or Saturday
00:27:58
night John CH Tota whoa yeah where he was at The Comedy Store when Saturday
00:28:04
night I just said Oh I thought you said Mr Saturday night oh this Saturday this Saturday he was there so Tommy Lee was
00:28:10
there with Britney Furlong she was doing a show in the belly room what's so funny you said furong and
00:28:18
it's funny to me CU it's like the length of a horse in a horse race and it is what's her last name ferland
00:28:24
exactly okay I just laugh okay the boys did it did you know who El was talking about let's move on anyway so Tommy's
00:28:30
there and I met Tommy before right so I went up and I went hey you know me yeah
00:28:36
yeah yeah good socially right mhm hey you know mean I I I grab his wrist and I do a bump with my hip to the side smart
00:28:44
and no it wasn't because he went like what the [ __ ] right and then CU he was in conversation with John Travolta and I
00:28:50
look up and I go oh [ __ ] because you know I saw it all Luc was talking you
00:28:57
know the GRE good one to start with yeah yeah yeah the Greece you know what I mean the one where he you know I mean
00:29:03
the the the cowboy western one that he did luk was talking too yeah that's what right and then um anyway it's Saturday
00:29:11
Night Live fever I mean Paul fiction right so and thank you so much right in the valley of violence so I go hey I'm
00:29:18
Bobby and you and he and he didn't say anything so I go I know you're ja my God
00:29:23
and I so I know so embarrassing so did you get a good energy back or no bad bad
00:29:29
bad energy yeah because when I don't expect it and it comes out of nowhere I
00:29:34
don't know how to do it I get I I read I read the situation wrong well what did he look like was was he kind of look
00:29:40
like that like in Hairspray no no he looked like the previous photo that you had is he bald yeah he's bald yeah yeah
00:29:50
it's in his eyes what is [Applause]
00:29:55
Travolta keys in his eyes the Travolta is in his eyes you know even when he he gets older it's in you can tell it's in
00:30:02
the eyes you're saying like all of his ability and and look at those eyes yeah yeah I see that it looks like eyes so
00:30:07
were you were you taken back by the eyes did you did you is that why you got flustered what I mean at first in my
00:30:15
mind I'm like I for a split second I was like I know this person and he could be
00:30:22
a comedian I was just trying you know going through the thing I go then I went oh [ __ ] it's John Travolta and then at
00:30:28
that point I was looking at his eyes and he was doing some sort of like Scientology you know what I mean like
00:30:33
alien thing right I went you know what I mean I got you know mean and then I was
00:30:39
like oh I got [ __ ] Bamboozled by his energy you know and it walked away you should have just been like where's uh
00:30:45
Shelley M scavage where's she at John or let's like yeah yeah and then just walked away
00:30:51
but then I also bowed to his grandmother and her his daughter I believe how so I
00:30:57
go and I looked at them and I bowed for some I don't know why well it's Instinct thank you Heritage anyway have you ever
00:31:03
been taken aback by I mean look dude your resume speaks for itself you've worked with some of the greatest uh
00:31:10
Legends of our business have you been taken aback uh prince prince knocked you
00:31:16
out huh knocked me out what tell us come we tell tell me Prince this actually was
00:31:21
Steve Burn and who else was it Butch Bradley Butch Bradley I don't know who
00:31:26
that is comic we're in Las Vegas I'm want to say this is uh you got like a
00:31:32
crack research team back there on crack for sure yeah when Prince
00:31:37
did the Super Bowl I think it was maybe 070 Nish around that right when did Prince do the Super Bowl and let him go
00:31:44
let's go guys go ahead anyway we were in Las Vegas performing I want to say at the Tropicana hotel for
00:31:51
the weekend oh okay and Butch Bradley knew uh somebody
00:31:59
that was producing the commercial for the Super Bowl that somebody saw Butch Bradley on the Marquee said listen I
00:32:05
need funny guys to do something with Prince for a promo holy [ __ ] so we go in
00:32:12
this is at the Venetian hotel banquet room we're sitting around uh a banquet
00:32:17
room table and they said Prince is going to come in after we kind of do the you know
00:32:23
he he wasn't going to sit through our deal M so he comes in and he's got two
00:32:29
beautiful women flanking him and this is beautiful I've yet to incorporate this
00:32:37
into my life but if there's a moment to do so I definitely will came in with two
00:32:43
incense sticks and they were holding the incense
00:32:49
sticks and it was like immediately you were in the you were just in Prince's
00:32:54
Aura oh my god wow and he sat down you know with the eyes
00:33:01
and and everybody was was staring at him and no one want really wanted to communicate with him and he's like you
00:33:07
know why you why he so serious yeah and he kind of broke the ice by doing that we did a couple shots
00:33:15
with him he got up the incense sticks were there and he left and I got to tell
00:33:20
you looking into this man's eyes just was just like a different human being
00:33:26
yeah you know what I'm saying so that's it's incredible that's my uh I mean he was he one of the most talented people
00:33:32
on planet Earth but you're such a magic man magic he's a magic magic man he's a magic man I get it that's not even a
00:33:38
real it's like it's like God did it for us and they were like we're going to give you a couple of these yeah you know
00:33:43
what I mean oh yeah well who are these people of magic people Magic Men people well Michael Jackson might be Michael
00:33:49
Jackson was a magic man Magic Man magic they yeah yeah yeah yeah have you ever
00:33:55
come across this is another guy I think is Magic uh Tom Cruz have you ever been in his have you pre no never yeah you can tell
00:34:02
that he is though yeah I could just see that you know through through how he behaves it's someone that's very
00:34:09
connected connected yeah I can tell that he is Magic Man because without giving
00:34:15
away much one of my closest friends who you know works with him uh and I
00:34:21
mean sitting on the planes like is with him with him and the story she's told
00:34:26
and the way dealt with such like high-powered people but she talks about him it's like an enigma like she's like
00:34:34
it's inexplainable the way he Maneuvers and moves the way he contacts people the way he's able to like be with someone
00:34:41
stay with them for a minute and then when he's done they feel like fulfilled instead of like you know how in La
00:34:46
people are like talking through you a little bit they like good to see you man yeah's what's been going on they're not looking he like hones in has this
00:34:53
relationship and then she's like it is unbelievable to watch him work she says that it's like watch he's at work even
00:34:59
when he's not shooting he's at work with people and I heard he says hi to everybody he remembers your name
00:35:05
remember your name right and I knew he was a good guy when he that he did that red carpet and those people pulled the
00:35:13
prank where they squirted the water in his face why would you do that that's what he said that's what he said right why would you do that like if
00:35:19
it was Jean Cloud vam vanam yeah you're like he just kind of held his hand and goes why did you do that I was being
00:35:25
nice I came up to you and I knew that moment I go this is a good guy it was a brilliant look at this reaction right
00:35:32
hits him in the face with water is that what it was it was in France or something yeah here we
00:35:39
go stru actually structurally you can tell he's like
00:35:45
diving in diving in where's the spray
00:35:53
at no why would you do that oh why would you do that look at how call me is come
00:35:58
here wow grab but you can tell he's he's
00:36:04
[Music] angry I I know yeah look watch what's so
00:36:09
funny about that it's brilliant though why would you do that it's ridiculous
00:36:15
yeah do you like [Music] making all right that's what that's it
00:36:21
what's great is he says do you like making less of people it was so calm it's such a what a line do you like
00:36:27
making less of people and you could what I wish I wish we saw that the other guy's face cuz you'd be watching a man
00:36:34
crumble as he's being emasculated good ever getting in a red carpet interview again well that guy out that guy was I
00:36:40
remember that's that F he was a famous prankster in France well I can't remember his name but this he did [ __ ] like this all the time but he did it so
00:36:48
calmly he grabbed his imagine a man grabbing your wrist like a boy like a little boy and going why
00:36:54
would you do that I mean it would masc I mean you'd crumble down like what would you do like what would you do se you
00:37:00
squired me in the face yeah I would probably walk away yeah I just walk away yeah yeah and you'd be mad the whole
00:37:05
time though of course I'd be mad I I I I don't think I could confront the person I would I would probably be stunned and
00:37:11
I would walk away because in my head what's coming next you know water is it
00:37:17
is it is it acid am I burning what's happening right right see he thinks deep analytical I you know my my anger would
00:37:24
be it's over you would have hurt him I would I just I would immediately find an in a comedic sense my brain would go got
00:37:30
to do something mean but funny I would try to find water or a drink of some and grab it and throw it on him as fast as I
00:37:36
could I would immediately try to but I would do it in a way that was almost like I'm trying to hit you like you know
00:37:41
like my hand might be holding on to the cup as I hit you in the face with it that's pretty aggressive D yeah well F
00:37:47
just punch him in the face no no see cuz punching cuz this if I did that but he I could say I just squirted him back yeah
00:37:53
but what he did was assault I'm sorry that's assault you're allowed to punch him in the face I don't think I don't
00:37:58
think that's well I I think this was more powerful you're right yeah and if this ever happens to any of us I would
00:38:04
suggest that we take the Tom Cruz route y bring the man in and belittle him yeah
00:38:10
belittle him yeah yeah why'd you do that now do you think that's a thing that you should have done like a child he talked to him like a child you're right he did
00:38:17
he did it the right way he shrunk a man to Shunk him down yeah yeah now would you ever do a Christian Bail Outburst on
00:38:23
a set well we heard that he did yeah we heard Sebastian he burst like that on every set he's
00:38:29
on he's never not done that I can't imagine scorsi has said that in a bunch
00:38:34
of interviews yeah yeah's like you know who's a real [ __ ] Sebastian have you ever blown up at all no you're so calm
00:38:41
you're calm I I don't I don't know I I've never seen it takes a lot to get me
00:38:46
angry I mean there are there are times where I get frustrated and mad but not
00:38:52
at to the point where you know it's an outburst of yelling and screaming
00:38:58
losing control did your father ever blow up or was he all had the same demeanor as you he was a little bit more uh he
00:39:04
had a little bit more of a temper and he would let it go uh just around us not I don't think around other people I don't
00:39:10
like I don't like public displays of anything anything
00:39:16
yeah when you see somebody kiss in public like when someone's making out in a line you're waiting in a line for a thing when someone's making out bothers
00:39:22
you a lot a heavy make out in public and like really yeah yeah kiss on the lips hey
00:39:30
fine but like when we're like going at it in the line I don't I don't really see again we did the this same thing
00:39:35
happened when I did Tiger B you put what no you do this thing where your eyes start wandering around the room wait
00:39:43
wait you see it do you see it on the camera he was looking over here no do you know why no we talked about this why
00:39:50
why what did I say but I'm just say I'm just saying whatever you're doing right now I don't like what are you doing right now I just
00:39:57
make an observation yeah but but you don't know and what did I say before when I was doing that I don't know what the [ __ ] it was I'm thinking I'm
00:40:04
listening to you I'm I'm ingesting what you're saying and I'm going oh that's good I like what he's saying you know I
00:40:10
mean that kind of a thing let me tell you something right oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:40:16
especially after the conversation we just hopped off okay okay what Tom Cruz do
00:40:22
then yeah oh you want lock eyes lock it in lock eyes lock it in you [Laughter]
00:40:29
you got to realize yeah yeah when you know what it's like when you're thinking Sebastian when you're thinking about oh
00:40:34
my God movement of conversation you're thinking in a way where you're swimming
00:40:39
in in a pool there's a little bit of water resistance but it's not heavy he's swimming in quicksand when he's trying
00:40:46
to think it's quicksand that's why he needs to Dart it's such a thick mess it's a clogged artery up there and so
00:40:53
when he's thinking his brain is just like stardew Valley Arsenal he's trying to get those away to think about where
00:41:00
you are yeah yeah that's what I know I see you in that order it pretty much I know I see you doing it stard Valley and
00:41:06
then Arsenal and then and then you're thinking about food at home what do I have at my house no I had a meatball sandwich see I thought I know he was he
00:41:12
was right here no I'm listening to everything you're saying but also can I just say this before it's just that I don't you know um I feel so comfortable
00:41:19
around you that I feel like I can Dart no you I I I have no problem with it I
00:41:25
just remember that happening on the another podcast and I asked you what was going on and what did I say that again I
00:41:32
forgot I don't know what the hell it was but it's it's almost as if you are um
00:41:38
physically thinking I could see the thoughts yeah okay okay just a lot of like I want
00:41:44
to control that because fine do it no I don't want to do it because I I'm in situations where I shouldn't be darting
00:41:51
yeah you know what I mean so it's like you know if I'm you know like at the pitch meeting today you know I was darting a lot and they're like don't
00:41:56
Dart are you are you darting on dates I dart on dates all the time and they don't think that I'm interested well
00:42:02
it's how can I mean you know yeah yeah also I've learned some new things you
00:42:08
know while I I've been dating lately I've been learning some new things what are some things what are you learning I
00:42:13
learned that if there's no physical touch from them them in terms of like even touching your arm or like you know
00:42:19
um that kind of thing that don't go in for a kiss this is this could be a sex ad teacher yeah yeah because what I
00:42:25
noticed is you know General CU I know because when I I asked people like you know I've been I went on
00:42:31
this date with this girl for three times and there's no kiss right and people are like I wonder what that is but then I in
00:42:36
my I Have Kissed before and so I just been seeing all the signs of the kisses before and I just realize that I there
00:42:44
needs to be you know I mean some sort of like you affection and then if they're not touching with at all and they're
00:42:50
doing like quick sometimes they do that like I'll lean in for and they'll pull away that's not good that's that we
00:42:57
should just end the day yeah yeah yeah and this last girl that I had to I even I tested her today I you know I'm not
00:43:04
lying I just basically said that when you get out of the car it's just almost as if you're jumping out of a
00:43:11
plane like when I'm dropping off like that was a great date she goes and she's like she's she's off you
00:43:18
know what I mean and so and she opens the door door so quickly I don't have even time to even get a kiss get in
00:43:24
there right and so in my mind I'm like if that happens it's a nogo ask her how
00:43:29
quickly she showers after the date that'll be a tell I don't get it if she immediately
00:43:35
showers when she gets home it's she she's trying to wash you when she runs away she's trying to shed you off of her
00:43:42
how do I say that though go hey you know the last date we went you know you can't left the car did you take a shower like right away mhm after we go on a date do
00:43:49
you shower right after you're like yeah I do like I do three showers actually in a row I do a scrub Ranch scrub Ranch
00:43:55
scrub Ranch I shower bathe yeah yeah and then and then in my mind I should go that's it that's it interested in me
00:44:01
right obviously yeah well let me ask you this well because you were in a relationship for a long time and I don't
00:44:07
really know your dating patterns when you go out with a girl for the first time like where where are we going
00:44:14
restaurant what are we doing oh well I'm glad you're asking and this is a very good
00:44:19
question oh sorry something came out the thing we heard it so yeah so um number one
00:44:27
some people spend their money right on things like watches right or cars and
00:44:35
whatnot um you know but some people like myself
00:44:41
I like you know food yeah like nice restaurants right what's you mad you're mad at me why don't be mad at me it's
00:44:48
okay yeah people are different we are very different you know like oh don't bro see this that's yeah
00:44:55
this is just an Instagram quick buy mhm I look at and say I buy it you know what I mean so I I do it like that I often
00:45:02
wondered who buys that it's me I'm the guy yeah I'm the
00:45:08
guy dude what idiot and scrolling who in their right mind yes I'm the even if I
00:45:14
feel like it's not going to work I buy it oh they've got me they've got me a few so anyway so um I have probably 10
00:45:21
spots that I generally go to for the first date where I know the menu I know how to park and I know that everyone
00:45:28
likes it almost you what I mean what is one of those places give me a spot well so he doesn't
00:45:34
want to give them cuz now when I say it other girls listening now because most of them are bad friends fans they're go
00:45:40
he brought me there yeah he's cycling the same five it's actually kind of five
00:45:46
to six places yeah yeah okay so that there's nothing wrong with saying the place I mean it's the place so I'll I'll
00:45:53
give you and I know that this is a spot that you like cuz I've seen you there
00:45:58
before yes I don't think we've ever seen each other at a restaurant we have oh you can say Choson where is it is it uh
00:46:04
the one up up up on the roof no chosan yeah chosan goldby it was a Korean
00:46:10
restaurant an Olympic and I did run into you there you're with your wife I swear to God I don't think so yeah I I I'll
00:46:18
tell you why I know because it's a story that I tell every girl that I bring there oh one time I ran into Sebastian
00:46:24
here really do you think he would show up now yeah yeah it's one of those things so I know wow I have to ask L
00:46:30
that what's it called chosan we'll text it to you we'll yeah anyway so that's
00:46:35
it's I think it's one of the best Korean places well we go we did your birthday there we do it we've done we've been there a million times you took me to a a
00:46:43
tie place on Sunset toy I love toy is
00:46:48
that it yeah to back in the day though yeah when you used to hang out you still go there no I've I have some money now
00:46:55
man oh okay hey hey hey what too much there's nothing wrong with toy you're right you're right if you want you want
00:47:02
great tie go to toy well good TI not great right so then I also go I'm not done okay okay please another one I do
00:47:09
because I know the guy is Major Domo mhm David Chang's restaurant in Chinatown
00:47:15
because I know what to get there it's also you know what's great about dates and everyone listening right now you go to a place where you can share yeah
00:47:23
right if you have individual but if you can somehow like you know their they have their hand in the hummus and you
00:47:28
can accidentally kind of touch hands and go oh you go first like you can have those little moments right you know what
00:47:35
I mean oh wow what do you mean you know what I mean or you you you do something cute
00:47:41
like hey you know what I can't get that my plate I'm going just sit next to you so I'll pull my chair around you know
00:47:47
what I mean and sit next to him and then just eat that little bit you make a make fun have
00:47:53
fun it sounds fun it's fun it's fun right here's another thing I do and this is a great thing I walk away a lot you
00:47:59
leave them no no what I do is I do this so if they go um if they make fun of my body right are you on a date with me
00:48:06
what are you talking about yeah sometimes they make fun of me like God you're fat right I'll go you son of a [ __ ] and I'll walk away like I'm
00:48:13
leaving the restaurant sometimes I'll even just leave come back and we we have a good laugh about it that's fun right
00:48:19
so it's it's it's an interesting time with you I mean it's very communal you're eating the same food you go to
00:48:25
the car you come back yeah uh bastia is a place bastia no one's going to be
00:48:32
bored with him on a date yeah yeah can you look I'll be annoying for two seconds is there any I probably not but
00:48:40
is there any scorsi stories that you can share at all I have a a scorsi story I
00:48:47
also like the paty one but I move on pesy whatever invited you to the trailer
00:48:52
not py yeah this was before that so we're going to do the scene in the
00:49:00
Copa Cabana myself dairo and peshi and so cool and um I didn't know what to
00:49:09
expect I don't know if you guys go through this prior to a new TV show or a
00:49:15
new movie that you're going to do it's like a first you mean farts part three what are you talking about I do [ __ ]
00:49:20
movies yeah our resume is not yeah it's not like yeah you guys done movies where
00:49:26
you're you're popping in maybe yeah okay not maybe not not there the whole movie like whacka we're
00:49:33
whack and go yeah yeah that's we've been in there yeah yeah go ahead so I feel for me it's like a uh uh like school and
00:49:41
I'm an exchange student coming in in the middle of the year and everybody's friends already and I have to kind of
00:49:48
make friends with the I know the what I said you can relate I relate to this this situation cuz he literally had the
00:49:53
same thing happen to him okay yeah so that's the way I feel when I come in these like two three days or whatever I'm doing may interject I know it's your
00:50:00
story no no goad but also it's like the highest level of that yeah you know what I mean I mean these are like this is
00:50:07
this isn't this is Harvard this is yeah I grew up watching Mean Streets tax whatever you know what I mean raging I
00:50:12
mean all of it this is like you're a new student at MIT I can't imagine the
00:50:17
pressure and the nervousness I just can't imagine it but go on imagine at MIT they're building a [ __ ] rocket
00:50:25
and you walk in the room and they all just turn and then go right back to work that's what in my mind is what it is I
00:50:31
would feel you're like nothing yeah they're like oh he's [ __ ] here the I think this is the problem with us is we
00:50:37
create this situation that doesn't even exist yet right oh yeah and fear false
00:50:42
evidence appearing real yes so good I went in with the
00:50:49
expectation of questioning myself do I belong here what am I doing I'm a
00:50:54
comedian and now working with these two guys so the rehearsal just Scorsese dairo and
00:51:00
peshi and myself and we're going over the scene and I didn't know what to
00:51:06
expect I didn't know if they were going to be you know in their own world or but they were very gracious how you doing
00:51:12
the Neo had to come up to me and say doing good things you do good good things oh okay maybe he knows what I'm
00:51:19
doing so I felt kind of like okay that's a nice positive thing I know and then uh
00:51:25
I do the scene cut and they all get together in a huddle and I'm not in a huddle oh God
00:51:32
and I'm thinking this is it I'm going home yeah they didn't like
00:51:38
what they saw they hav second guesses yeah but again this is I I I'm
00:51:43
negative in any of my thoughts I'll give you this isue happened to me today I got an email from a doctor and I'm going to
00:51:51
go over some blood work they said can we move the appointment from 10:15 to
00:51:59
10:00 I surmised that they need an extra 15 minutes to tell me I'm G to
00:52:08
die I said so that's where my head is constantly yeah so in this situation I
00:52:14
thought I was I was done it was over and then uh obviously that was not the case
00:52:20
I I you know we we worked out the scene over and over again and it turned out great and then you know scor say he
00:52:26
ended up in between shots it was like it was like 50 minutes to set up the shot basically kind of sat with myself and
00:52:34
not even the main cast just the other actors that were there telling us how he grew up in New York laughing telling
00:52:42
jokes Thanksgiving was around the corner started talking about his you know Thanksgiving plans and at moments I'm
00:52:49
sitting there going man this is a guy that you know to your point watched growing up watched all of his movies was
00:52:56
kind of an icon in in in film making fact that he came from an Italian-American background and now you
00:53:02
know he's sitting there telling me he's going where he's going for Thanksgiving I was uh I was it it was a really nice
00:53:08
moment so I think the the the point of the story is sometimes we create
00:53:14
something and we think that maybe we don't belong but truly we do belong and
00:53:21
you just have to kind of believe in in yourself and in your abilities but may I add we we still don't belong I'm going
00:53:27
to stick with that with our side of it we're not in we're on the outside but
00:53:32
yeah yeah yeah but can I say this though window watching there are times though what like because you know with the
00:53:38
little work I've done I've still worked with Ben Kingsley I did a scene with him I see with Ed Norton I've done a scene
00:53:44
with uh the rec new movie coming out with Kate Blanchet and jam Lee Curtis and everybody and you build it up in
00:53:50
your mind I remember like the first time I was doing Borderlands I was in hun I was in Hungary Budapest and and I
00:53:56
remember I get a call like yeah um Eli wants to meet you on set right I wasn't shooting for a week he wants to meet you
00:54:03
right now I don't know why they urgently drive me there and I walk on the set and they're all there like Hey Kevin Hart
00:54:10
Jam Lee Curtis everybody and then Eli comes out he goes hey just I just want to meet you man thanks for doing it he
00:54:16
gave me a hog everyone was super nice like Hey we're gonna have dinner tonight let's you know what I mean and then in my mind I'm like oh they're just regular
00:54:23
people but in our minds we build it up to this thing where it's like don't lock eyes with them or you might go you know what I mean you might be out you know
00:54:30
and you hear some of these nightmare stories you know you've heard it before but it's like that hasn't really been my experience I just you know you twoo
00:54:37
right when you with Zach at Efron and John Cena I mean those guys never talked to
00:54:42
me not one word the whole filming yes he did you went to Russell Crow's house
00:54:47
yeah we did Crow's house yeah okay so are you on set the comic relief are
00:54:52
people coming to you are you are you Mr like personality with that movie was a comedy and so yeah and Pete Fairley and
00:54:58
I were like you know we I would stand around him and just we' pitch each other jokes I mean that was like a I've never
00:55:05
done a serious film in my life so I don't know I don't know what that would feel like to do like a real for me it's
00:55:11
everything I've touched is like a goofball it's it's wacky so it doesn't there is no pressure in that regard but
00:55:18
that's an interesting point because scorsi it's out of our it's not in our
00:55:23
world right it's like you have you're you're playing with the greatest actors
00:55:28
ever to live you know what I mean I mean and and I know you you're a comedy star
00:55:35
comic I saw you the first time you ever went up remember that remember that one
00:55:40
time you came over with that one line for that HBO show was it had something to do with a plane or something and we rehearsed it over it was Liv in that
00:55:47
condo on Beachwood right and I'm like you're going to get this s and you didn't get it and I remember you being kind of bummed you didn't get it right
00:55:53
but my point is is that so this is the world you come from from so I guess you know in many ways it's a little
00:55:58
different what dealing with scor in that way I think the pressure is a little bit more I think don't you think well
00:56:04
because yeah his his pedigree is so you know not not to say that these other people we work like Eli or Fairley I
00:56:10
mean they're Legends in their own worlds but scorsi the top a league of his own I
00:56:17
mean like Tarantino SC scorsi maybe I don't Oliver Stone I don't know Spielberg Spielberg I mean there's like
00:56:23
five or six of them that are like that you're you're I didn't mention your name I'm sorry John krinski if I think I
00:56:30
think he's coming up dude he'll be right next to scor so I think he's very talented shut up scori johnis he's got
00:56:38
the talent he's oh my God yeah yeah yeah this is bananas it's not ban I don't want to do this debate again we're not doing please yeah I just work with him I
00:56:45
know you did and he is very talented I I know I know but scori but here here's a
00:56:50
scorsi here's another story go ahead Scorsese wants to see your weake I was
00:56:56
wearing a wig in the in the in the movie yeah put the wig on and I'm waiting to go in this is the first meeting I'm ever
00:57:02
going to have with this guy I walk in sit down and he starts talking about
00:57:08
movies from the 30s 40s this guy's like a movie Savant right I haven't seen
00:57:16
nothing yeah yeah yeah so I'm trying to figure out how you how do I hop out of this and get into it's like someone
00:57:21
talking to me about the Beatles I I just didn't know the movies he was talking about yeah so I go
00:57:27
what could we connect on kids so I just had a kid at the time so we started talking about kids family whatnot I walk
00:57:34
out and the wig person goes what do he say about the wig I go I think he thinks
00:57:40
it's my hair there was no mention of the wig no nothing we just talked about movies and
00:57:46
kids and then and I walked out and you know apparently the wig was was okay but
00:57:52
um yeah I I don't know how to uh navigate those types of conversations
00:57:59
where I'm in the I feel like I'm at a disadvantage yeah yeah well I mean I mean when I did that movie hungry I the
00:58:06
shoes and what I said MH so I was I I show up to Budapest I don't know anybody
00:58:11
and my agents are like no one's going to hang out with this you have a month there alone you're going to be alone so
00:58:16
I show up to my [ __ ] um hotel room and we're at the Four Seasons in Budapest and I there's a letter on my uh
00:58:22
on my bed dear Bobby you know I don't know you um but can you want to have lunch
00:58:29
tomorrow at noon it was by Jam Lee Curtis a huge fan right so my God I
00:58:34
couldn't sleep that night you know I was like what am I GNA say I got to do something you you I think I rewatch Halloween or I don't know what the [ __ ]
00:58:40
I did right right and I show up Pleasant lunch then some of the other actors show up and Jimmy goes I want to show you
00:58:47
guys something that's very important here in Budapest so we walk over to the river and along this River there's these
00:58:54
bronze shoes that are kind of like cemented into the [ __ ] ground and it's you know she explains during Nazi
00:59:02
Germany the Germans came in here and they killed a lot of Jews and they threw them over the into the river so one of
00:59:08
the actors Cheyenne Jackson goes oh no these are baby shoes right and like a
00:59:15
[ __ ] [ __ ] I go it could have been a well this is this is reminiscent of
00:59:22
Travolta yeah right and then the whole group walked away from it yeah and I
00:59:28
went and it didn't get a laugh and I went oh yeah you're not at the store right you know what I mean so I have to
00:59:34
literally like go this is Bobby you know I mean in a movie this is Bobby amongst
00:59:40
comics and it's that kind of stuff that keeps you out of mit's office at the end of the day that's kind of an I think
00:59:46
that's what it is really I think that's what it is that kind so I did read that wrong a bad joke J it's a bad joke but
00:59:52
also you were trying to lighten the I was trying to be funny give it some levity even if I was at The Comedy
01:00:00
Store it wouldn't have landed it wouldn't have landed no but that's because you're nervous yes yeah I'm
01:00:06
nervous I'm like I want people to like me you know what I mean I told you I had I I've said this on here but we've told
01:00:11
this story but the same thing I had when Jim Cary was my boss and I'm dying up here and we were eating and uh
01:00:17
conversation was going great it was about comedy so we're in our Zone you know what I mean like it was per it was
01:00:22
like we're ping pong and I was like holy [ __ ] he telling me guys he loved I'm saying bits that I love from guys from
01:00:28
back in the day and we're going back and forth back and forth then there was like a little lull and I was like so where
01:00:34
you like where you living these days and he was like everywhere man where is everybody
01:00:41
living and I was like [ __ ] [ __ ] and it was an inescapable well
01:00:48
I don't get what he's saying though he's trying to say dumb question I don't want to talk about it I'm not going to tell
01:00:53
you where I [ __ ] live yeah it was like none of your business a nice way of
01:00:58
being like none of your business a little bit not that we he wasn't so gracious I think it was a way of being
01:01:03
like I don't really talk about where I live to people do you know what I mean in his mind like he could have done like a Brentwood kind of a thing I think he
01:01:10
was just goofing around a little bit but it was a little like hey come on I don't yeah we're not we're not going to get
01:01:15
close you know you know what I mean he was kind of like saying like this is the last
01:01:21
dinner like do you text Robert daero or no no so after you did did two movies
01:01:26
with him yeah he played your dad in what's it the father my father about my father right and um after the premiere
01:01:34
after all that you never talked to him again there might have been one exchange of a text message but there no we didn't
01:01:41
have that type of relationship you know we we did the the scene he sat down uh at his chair and I don't know opened up
01:01:48
a no boou and I was learning learning my wife wow so there was never like hey you
01:01:54
want to grab a bite after the no wow no it wasn't like that those guys also are
01:02:00
the age Gap they're settled in their ways they've been doing this for so long they probably like a system a lot of
01:02:05
those guys they like it their way they kind of want to yeah but I'm doing so the pitch today right I was like they're
01:02:10
like What actors do you think and I'm my I'm my I'm lowball like people I can get how about the guy that's on NCIS or
01:02:16
whatever it might be right the eighth lead right I mean for him to go daero is
01:02:21
insane yeah it's wacky did you ask him personally or you you went through age of and stuff no the we the producer of
01:02:29
our film had worked with Robert before and he reached out to him and said hey I got a script you might well like he read
01:02:35
it we got wind from his team that he really enjoyed it and he wanted to read
01:02:40
it out loud get it up on its feet uh around with with a bunch of actors so
01:02:46
Studio hired a bunch of actors in New York we all sat around the tabl you flew to New York yeah that for table he
01:02:52
walked he walked in New York to fly to a city for a table you would do that if Robert [ __ ] you're
01:02:59
right you're right you're right goes hey kid I need you in the males in an hour and a half on your own DME I'd be like I
01:03:06
will [ __ ] rent a private jet Robert diro what level would you not would you not do it let me throw some actors
01:03:13
Carrie elways from a Princess Bride he go I I
01:03:18
do love him he's great I need you in New York right right now and I would say my sweet Wesley I'm on my way you would say
01:03:25
care car all I I don't know man what's the project it's a great movie what is
01:03:31
it it's a movie about um do it in a British accent hello it's a movie about
01:03:36
he's he's English car Els is English I I thought
01:03:43
his name's Carrie yeah I thought it was a woman you don't know who Carrie Elway is
01:03:48
no oh yeah yeah you he's British you've never you don't never heard I he didn't have one in The Princess Bride oh
01:03:53
interesting so his accent was different in a movie than it is in real life I didn't never seen an interview him so I don't know so what about what if Seb
01:04:00
called and asked me to do something for him and he goes I have a table read in New York tomorrow will you fly to New
01:04:05
York yeah that's not even a that's come on what are we talking about that's a no no it's 100% a yes I don't know I
01:04:13
would I would do it in a heartbeat I think who's in it okay I'll fly to New York for you God
01:04:21
you'd have to think about it no I would Fu [ __ ] yeah dude anything for him so what are you plugging now you have a movie coming out or what what is it
01:04:28
what's going on here so smooth no one does it better nobody flows better I look at the numbers and they're fine so
01:04:35
I'm doing something right no no I know you you're I'm saying I'm not going to change you shouldn't I love you so much
01:04:40
I love you more than you okay how long you been doing this podcast four five how many years four
01:04:47
years four and a half years how many episodes four long years four long long years how many episodes are we on fans
01:04:53
223 223 has there been was there a moment in your podcast was like a
01:04:59
Tipping Point where you're like Now We're Off to the Races we got a beautiful fan base or is this something
01:05:05
that was a gradual build and kept onboarding people when did you know you were popular episode one the first one
01:05:13
no I I I would say I say this was a Confluence of you know not to give like
01:05:19
the backstory of the but the truth really was Bobby relapsed and his dad had died and I was with him dealing with
01:05:26
it filling in for him on his other show with his ex at the time and so I did a bunch of fillings and then we had a
01:05:33
personal situation where I wanted him to get help and then he was like when I get out I think we should start that show
01:05:40
that we had joked about starting and when he got out was like funnier and healthier and happier than he'd ever
01:05:46
been on the heels of tragedy of his father and we started the show in a
01:05:52
little [ __ ] Studio a piece of [ __ ] cockroach inest it was [ __ ] gross and right away we
01:05:59
were having so much fun [ __ ] with each other and then Co hit and so it was
01:06:04
like perfect timing and not no but it was just like the harmony the first episode was wacky insane and when we put
01:06:11
it out people were like oh yeah this is we've been wanting these because the fans had said they should we should get
01:06:16
together for years okay so there was but also we um I had this YouTube show called talking yeah interview show and
01:06:24
he was one of the guys and I just I always thought that that one was my favorite one the way he just just hid
01:06:30
the we kind of rode the edge together in a weird way just back then people started being like why don't these two
01:06:35
idiots get together and over the years we joked about something and then to be
01:06:40
honest kalila his ex was she put she was like why don't you guys do it and we were like I don't I have no idea and and
01:06:46
truth be known and I'm going to say something that's not funny and honest is is that you know because I know about
01:06:53
Simon and Garfunkle and Wham they all broke up right it's it's it's egos right so for
01:06:59
me it's like I'm he's the captain of the ship no stop stop I'm I'm being honest
01:07:04
right now stop it I'm not stopping anything you know I just he's the responsible one no yes well responsible
01:07:10
but that's and also I give you a lot of the decision- making I feel like mhm yeah so my point being is is that I have
01:07:17
to cuz you're sleeping I know exactly but you know what I mean but it's like sometimes I'm awake so and even in those
01:07:23
times I'm awake where I I go let Andrew do this you I mean and so I think there needs to be like my ego you know mean
01:07:29
it's not an ego thing with us I think that's what's helped like when he's when he did that movie you know with the pure
01:07:35
The Fairly Brothers movie or Fairley movie I filled in with him and I was the first time in my life I was like so
01:07:42
happy for somebody and going yeah I'll you know I I'll take care of our home
01:07:47
until you come back you know what I mean so it's like it's the first situation where like there's no ego and I'm just H
01:07:53
we're happy for each other and we get along for the most part I think well when
01:07:59
you you know you and Pete are old friends right well well yeah it kind of
01:08:05
I didn't know you guys were that tight first of all I didn't know that you fell off the wagon that's several times I
01:08:10
only have two and a half years now I've put him in rehab what three times three times oh wow I didn't know that yeah I
01:08:17
almost died wow don't this ffyi okay yeah me for for your information for
01:08:24
your information I mean so anyway um yeah yeah we've got yeah we've been through kind of the I guess ringer so there's a history there
01:08:31
yeah I know Pete and I known have known each other for 12 years and kind of same thing there was no tragedy or anything
01:08:37
like that but we uh be funny I like it it was so tragedy
01:08:44
but uh yeah we started our show years years ago and I've just always found it
01:08:50
interesting how these things become what they are yeah and uh it's always nice to
01:08:55
started with somebody that you already have kind of like nobody put you two together and said you guys you kind of I
01:09:01
well I will say I think that this is but this is things that you know from standup that like this this show kind of
01:09:07
exemplifies is like the fans it's so much fun to fans send all this is Fan Art we interact with them a lot it just
01:09:15
becomes kind of like this family and whenever we do the live shows he kind of reiterates that that it's like it really
01:09:20
is feels like a family it's [ __ ] weird it feel like we all know each other it feels like it's no I've seen the like you guys are out there you're
01:09:28
interacting I think that helps the rhyth of it a little bit and you you also meet them before the shows we do like a meet
01:09:33
and greet and stuff like that and it's like it it's shocking to see the the age range and um we have people bring their
01:09:40
like 13 year-old Sons to the show The Walk of Life you know are different like some people are affluent some people are
01:09:46
more like us you know what I mean gritty I mean it's just it's a it's a great combination of people it's sh old ladies
01:09:51
when we get when we get someone who looks like they would go to your show meaning someone that's like well dressed
01:09:56
yes we got one you when we get Like A well-dressed someone that we know like valet you know
01:10:02
what I mean yeah yeah yeah yeah we always go holy [ __ ] a Sebastian fan is here to that's how we seriously feel let
01:10:08
me ask you this I've been one because you know lately I've been doing I'm not headlining these things but you know you
01:10:15
do these big Amphitheater kind of shows I know you're used to that but like you know I did one with Burt and Tom was
01:10:21
like 15,000 seats you know and then I'm going out with fully loaded this third Thursday they're pretty big ARA you know
01:10:27
and when I even when I'm on stage it doesn't I don't feel like it's a club I feel like it's not as fun really do you
01:10:35
like the biger do you like the bigger rooms because it seems It's not that fun you like it I mean if I had a nice small
01:10:43
theater 1500 seats I like the wi hotel where I perform in Las Vegas 1500 seats nice intimate is is a nice room that
01:10:51
room yeah Comedy Club yeah you're there yeah uh comedy clubs great I love comedy clubs but you get into an arena it you
01:10:58
know it loses some of the you know intimacy that you would that you would normally see at a smaller place but um
01:11:05
but it's exciting you know there there's another feeling that you get when you don't do a theater or in a club it's
01:11:10
like the energy of you know 15 20,000 people screaming but in your head are
01:11:16
you I mean for for me sometimes it's like I'm on stage in front of that many people I'm like um do I belong like what
01:11:23
the [ __ ] is going like I don't even accept like this is even a real thing do you do you know how big you are is what
01:11:29
I'm asking you that's a weird question puppy but uh if anywhere I feel comfortable is
01:11:35
being on stage in front of three people or you know 20,000 people it it to me it's it's
01:11:42
that's the one place I feel like I'm I'm comfortable have you ever done a show like that for three people like like a
01:11:49
like like a corporate not not I love corporates by the way yeah uh but I've
01:11:54
done those those shows at The Comedy Store to speak to what Bobby was saying when I first came there I got like these
01:12:00
you know 12:30 1:00 spots so that that's terrible terrible spot I did a corporate
01:12:05
for five five adults five people is that was it planned for five or five showed up no he had a there was a day I can't
01:12:12
mention the names but I'll tell you afterwards but he had a tough day cancelled the party and decided to keep
01:12:19
just the three four other confidants with him and I still had to perform and I could say no because the cleared so I
01:12:25
was like okay good money huh pretty good money yeah was yeah well I [ __ ] did it yeah was this at a home or a banquet
01:12:32
hall was at a resort W in a banquet room in a restaurant at the resort that they
01:12:40
had this man owns the resort which is even more it's like all his so he sent everyone home and I was like okay and I
01:12:47
I I grabbed the the arm of the girl who was like liaisoning me like I they gave me like a house and I was in the house
01:12:54
hanging watch ing TV eating a great meal I was just so excited I think I called my dad I was like I'm having a [ __ ]
01:13:01
weekend man this is amazing then we get in a golf cart we go to the restaurant and I grab her elbow like a scene out of
01:13:07
a sitcom I go what's going on I was like how is this and she goes
01:13:13
change your plans it was a tough day some you know I think he just wants to keep it intimate and it's just going to be the boys they just ate they want to
01:13:20
drink and laugh and then they're going to smoke cigars around the fire pit if that's okay I was like well it's not
01:13:26
okay but it's over I'm Ser like what the what could I have done and so then you
01:13:32
know I had to I mean I worked out because I was just I just talked to them I mean I just was goofing with them but
01:13:37
you're just basically having a conversation but you're standing up yeah yeah and his friend was a fan it was his
01:13:42
birthday so it was kind of like a the other guys had no clue who I mean the other guys were like what the [ __ ] is what who was this guy it didn't matter I
01:13:49
was just but that was the most uncomfortable I felt in all my years and I was you did the full time
01:13:56
I think I probably was up there for 30 or 40 just I was just goofing I would do 12 at 12 I like hey you usually do
01:14:05
12 that's not a big shift I'm sorry it was funny come on
01:14:11
that's good it's a slam I've had people at clubs when I go to clubs sometimes go uh Bobby was here a couple years ago you
01:14:17
know he did 17 minutes I'll tell you why can I tell you why let me defend myself can I defend
01:14:24
myself if I'm not feeling it I'm not doing it okay yeah but there's stop let
01:14:30
me finish okay somebody and I don't know who came up with these rules the feature
01:14:36
do MC does this Mount feature does this right and this and that and my thing is is like [ __ ] the rules all right if I'm
01:14:43
not feeling it and it's not not going well I don't want to make everyone suffer through an Abomination you're
01:14:51
it's not never going to be I but in my mind it is so I'm like you know at 17 minutes and that only happened like
01:14:56
twice in my life right you know what guys you win I'm out you know what I mean wait a minute wait did you you you
01:15:02
headlining and you did 17 minutes yeah and what are the people there's a riot no there's a riot they just kind of it's
01:15:08
weird they get up slowly like is it over you're right and then the waitresses freak out because they haven't put the
01:15:14
checks down right so now I think one time I went out and go hey guys wait for your checks Just Talk Amongst yourselves
01:15:20
[ __ ] you I'm out you know I mean and that was it yeah wow it's true that's unbeliev and then the manager comes back
01:15:26
there and they go 17 minutes huh I go yeah and that's it they go it doesn't
01:15:31
matter they're going to pay you anyway because no one got the refund right and it's a door deal so [ __ ] it only a couple times that happens
01:15:39
okay couple yeah yeah Mone do do yourself a favor right now since you've been so quiet and polite why don't you say something nice to Our Guest because
01:15:45
I know you're a fan so you can go say something nice and that's it I mean it's just that'll be it thank you so much I
01:15:51
appreciate it yeah that's it you give him a little bit you give him a little bit run too far and we know what you
01:15:56
meant by that we do we do and so wow that's good
01:16:02
you know what I mean um I I will say can we go to the plug now because he is an out and I okay okay okay okay okay okay
01:16:09
we'll make sure you get gone let's get the plug well don't say it like that oh let's do it an organic way
01:16:17
then no listen I'll do it I'll let me can I just try no let him do ity let's
01:16:25
let's Fe we can edit it so we feed off from my cone it's so good to see you man what's
01:16:32
go what's what you got coming up well let let okay you could keep that
01:16:38
but then when we're going through the tape let's see how this works right you had two versions yeah two versions all
01:16:44
right so show them both okay okay go ahead well I'm going to do my version
01:16:50
yeah goad that's what I'm saying go ahead what the [ __ ] so you know
01:16:55
being on on one of the top podcasts in the world right I just see it fitting uh
01:17:02
since you have a podcast listening audience to let them know that I have a podcast as well it's called The Pete and
01:17:07
Sebastian show which you referred to earlier it's uh myself and Pete Cory Alle uh sometimes we do the guests
01:17:14
sometimes we have a fun banter like you guys are doing right now um uh he's kind
01:17:19
of like a beer and peanut guy I'm a wine and cheese guy so kind of an Odd Couple Vibe on top of that
01:17:25
I just got done uh filming uh a show called bookie which is on Max Season Two
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Season Two is uh so if you guys like gambling and and uh and comedy it kind of marries the two and last but not
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least I have a uh tour that starts in Northfork Virginia July 11th which is uh 94 shows
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over eight months called it Ain it ain't right and Pete's going with me Pat
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mcan's going with me and uh we're going to rip through the United States and uh
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and have a ball so uh that's kind of what's going on in my life but uh I I couldn't be more grateful that you guys
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asked me to come here um and and do your show and uh it's just a pleasure to see
01:18:13
all your success and and hard work paying off one last thing Cass one last
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thing though and I got tell you something distracted me I didn't do the I thing I didn't do the thing no
01:18:24
something else you did is it me what the [ __ ] you doing tell you what was throwing me off a little
01:18:30
bit was the white fingernail polish I don't know if it's polish or paste or
01:18:37
what the hell you got but I was thrown off many of times with the white
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fingernails is that your new look what is that I I haven't seen that from you
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uh You' haven't seen a lot of things do you get those from where I'm
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sitting yeah that looks like a satin finish it's it's um
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gels right no no I'm talking about the others you get them buffed out I got them buffed out yeah yeah and and it's
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so funny that you bring it up Seb because um I learned to do manicures
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from you thank you yeah yeah he want so it's very interesting that something that I
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learn from you it's like you know that commercial son you know what I mean what is this marijuana where where'd you
01:19:24
learn it from you Dad right right so I learned that this behavior from you and
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yet you try to use it against me you know weird what don't lean Lean Back Lean Back you please lean back it's
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aggressive and lean back a little bit okay thank you so much all right what's up dude I I'm I'm flattered that you
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started taking care of your hands how about your feet he's gonna show you they're polished as well they're
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polished as well Sebastian you asked for it yeah look at that
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yeah listen I I did I did might have had some influence on you getting 100% manicures
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and pedicures but for the record I never had anything other than a clear coat or
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or a buff but you can't buy your kid a guitar and be shocked when he becomes a rock star you know you showing him the
01:20:17
ropes the kid's got to run he's got to fly it gave me like a you gave your son ukul lady and he learned how to play the
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electric guitar and now that's what he's doing that's what he's doing I thought it was tape at first like almost like Michael Jackson like yeah oh yeah yeah
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it's not that yeah it's not that it's it's gel okay I don't know what the [ __ ] that is right but anyway dude you know
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I've never had one yeah men don't do that okay okay I also want to let's just throw this you want to get [ __ ] beat
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up after the show anyways thanks for listening um thank you for being a bad friend thank youo
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woo yeah woo
