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December 14, 2025 / 00:55

This episode features humorous discussions about fictional restaurants such as Sachs and Gargle, along with playful banter about made-up dishes and dining experiences.

The hosts joke about Gargle, a new restaurant rumored to have a Michelin star, and share their favorite fictional dishes, including abalone and clam chowder.

They engage in light-hearted role-play, creating scenarios around ordering at these imaginary establishments, with comedic lines about payment and tips.

The conversation is filled with puns and playful exchanges, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and comedic timing.

TLDR

Hosts humorously discuss fictional restaurants and dishes.

Episode

0:55

00:00:00

Do you ever eat at Sachs? Oh, what about that new place, Gargle? Is Gargle open?

00:00:03

Gargle. Oh, it's so good. I think they got a Michelin star. Did they really? What's your favorite dish at gargle?

00:00:08

Have you guys tried abalone or abalone? Rewind for a second. We're doing bits about makebelieve gay restaurant,

00:00:16

right? And gay dishes. And then you throw in abalone. So, what you say is, "Have you been to

00:00:21

Abalone? It's a new lesbian restaurant. What do you want to order here at Snatch?"

00:00:26

Yeah. Uh, make up a dish. I can I have a white sausage? No, that you get that at Sachs.

00:00:37

Uh clam chowder. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. How do you want to pay? You can peg me and I can eat you out.

00:00:46

Hell yeah. Yeah. What's the What's the tip? No tip. That's right. That's right. Hey, clams only.

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Episode Highlights

Gargle's Michelin Star
Gargle is rumored to have received a Michelin star, sparking excitement.
“Oh, it's so good. I think they got a Michelin star.”
@ 00m 05s
December 14, 2025
The New Lesbian Restaurant
A playful mention of a new lesbian restaurant called Abalone.
“Have you been to Abalone? It's a new lesbian restaurant.”
@ 00m 20s
December 14, 2025

Episode Quotes

Have you been to Abalone? It's a new lesbian restaurant.
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You can peg me and I can eat you out.
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Key Moments

Gargle Discussion00:03
Abalone Mention00:20
Payment Joke00:43