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Your hair looks fantastic. >> Thank you. I have a new name though. Can I Hey, how you doing?
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>> I'm Andrew Rice Clay. >> That's really good. >> Andrew Rice Clay.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So good. >> Thank you. Um, so I, you know, as we as
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you know, >> hey, I'm Sebastian Manvitzv. >> All right, let's get off of our
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impressions. >> Can we open that with that? >> 100%. >> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots? a white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
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>> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> Um, so you know, I have a bunch of
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Filipinos living my house. >> Too many. Some would argue that you're at the limit.
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>> You know, like with animals, you know how you can only have a certain animals
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in your house? How many Philip >> Careful now? I don't think animals and
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Filipinos should be >> They're not even the same thing cuz Filipinos are humans.
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>> But you're making the comparison to how having animals is the same as having
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Filipino. >> Well, just anybody, I guess. What's the law for how many animals you're allowed
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to have in your house at one time >> in California? >> In California?
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>> I think it's five. >> I think five of each breed. >> No, just five.
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>> Five animals? Yeah. There's no way. >> You think it's higher?
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>> I bet it's like five cats, five. I bet it's like >> No, >> I bet there might not be a restrictive
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number. >> There is a restrictive. >> Total pet limits in some areas like Long
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Beach resident restricted to total of four four weaned pets. So, they must be sped or
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>> neuter. And I have a business where I wean them. >> Look at this. Three or four dogs or cats
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combined without a special kennel permit. It limits vary wildly by municipality.
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>> Yeah. >> You know who your next door neighbor is? >> Um >> met him in Memphis at the Elvis at the
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one of our worst performances ever. >> Southern >> Oh, I know Spence Spencer Presley.
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>> Clay Spencer Presley. >> Spencer Sutherland. I ran into him last night.
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>> Oh, I know Spencer Sutherland. Yeah, I love sexy dude. >> Sexy dude.
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>> Sexy dude. >> Sex. >> And he told me what street he lives on
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and I go, "What? Bobby lives there." And he goes, "Where?" We bring up the You're
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literally three doors down from this kid >> from I've never seen him. He live he he
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goes I >> No, no, no. I dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I I know where he lives.
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>> Do you know how I know? >> It's on your block. >> No, no, that's not it.
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>> I just told you. >> That No. >> Oh, for two. >> You're for two. Give me another guess.
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>> Maybe because you saw him one time driving. No. >> Okay. For three. I struck.
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>> There's this one house two or three doors down, right? But he they played
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too loud the music. >> You think it's him? >> Well, it's You can tell it's live music.
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>> Oh, right. >> Right. That's that's his song. >> YEAH.
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>> SPENCER Presley Southern Southern whatever. All right. So I have um I won't even bring
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Filipino. I have three people living in my house >> who are Filipino >> who happen to be Filipino.
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>> Not happen. They are >> and they are my family. >> Not blood but yeah.
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>> No Jules and um >> what's their names? >> Issa and Honey are my Honey is the mom
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and I have the two daughters and they're like family. >> We love them like family. So, Issa,
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right, the youngest, she lives in the Philippines, right? What are you looking at?
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>> Huh? >> What are you looking at? >> I was just doing a thing because you
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always look at them. So, I'm looking away to see if maybe it affects the way
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that you when you talk and tell a story cuz you always look away when I talk at them. So, I'm I'm going to start looking
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over here to see if that is the same balance. I noticed that. >> I was talking to you guys. Is that what
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you mean? >> Yes. >> Yeah. You often you will always look to your right
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>> all every episode. >> Every episode. All All the whole episode. So, I'm going to start going
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over. >> No, no, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to turn this way.
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>> Well, don't you think that we we do, right? >> You know, but what I'm saying But what
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I'm saying is is that um I didn't real I didn't really even realize that I did
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that. >> I don't really I don't know that you do that either. That's something I'm not Do
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you guys notice that? >> Yeah, but the thing is is um there's three guys back there.
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>> Can I get a window with guys over here? >> I I I understand what you're doing,
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dude. But it's like, you know what I mean? I want to have peaceful conf uh relationship with you.
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>> It's very You and I are very peaceful. >> Right. So it's like sometimes when I
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feel conflict I go there. >> Well, can we take a moment of peace? >> No, I want to finish my story.
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>> Oh, sorry. >> Okay, let's take a moment of peace. >> Okay, so let me finish. Yeah. Okay. Um,
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so Issa lives in the Philippines and um, >> you know, she hasn't seen any real movie
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like the movies that she's exp. >> It's making the boys laugh. I think you're right. I I I I tend to
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look at them and I will look at you from now on. >> I'm your partner. >> Okay. I've just been hanging out with
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you every single day for a very long time. >> Sorry. >> Like from you I mean early morning to
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night. I realize I apologize. So it's like >> look at the boys. >> Sometimes you know I bet you you turn
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away from your wife sometimes >> and talk to three boys. >> We don't. Yeah. The three boys that live
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in my house. Don't you have three boys in a cubicle? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, anyway, um
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>> Well, men, they're three beautiful men. >> Yeah, men. >> So, finish it.
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>> I will. So, she's never seen like, you know, Avengers obviously mean because,
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you know, she's 18 years old and also um things of this nature. >> So, what I've been doing at night is
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trying to, you know, I mean, expose them to, you know, I mean, movies that I think that are ne necessary to watch.
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>> You told uh um Exorcist, you showed them. >> So, I showed them Exorcist. Exorcist
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doesn't have the impact that it once was because every horror movie movie steals
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from it and it's like >> well gore is so different today. >> Yeah.
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>> Like Grand Theft Auto has more violent gore than Exor, >> right? But it was interesting to see.
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I've seen it a thousand times. So it's like the kind of special effects they
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were able to do at that time. >> It's impressive. >> They liked it. It was okay. But so last
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night we did a double banger. >> Oh [ __ ] What' you do? >> We did I I was just scrolling down. They
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had never even heard of Mad Max Fury Road. >> Really? That's not even that old.
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>> I know. >> How many years is that? Wasn't that like >> That's 2014.
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>> Yeah. 104 years ago. Yeah. >> And then obviously we saw that they're
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like, "Oh, we don't believe it. >> We don't believe it. This is very good."
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You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Give me more. Give me more. Right. More. So then we did Fury also. Not as
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good, but very good. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Um over the last couple years
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we've we've I've tried to do um Coen Brothers. Oh, my favorite. >> I know. So, I've showed them raising
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raising Arizona, right? I've showed them >> No Country. >> No Country for Old Men, Fargo,
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>> right? >> What? >> Labowski. >> Labowski. Big Labowski.
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>> I can't do it. >> They won't >> cuz I pre-watched it to even have them
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watch it >> cuz I know there's What? >> They're not going to like it.
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>> I don't think they're going to like it. >> It is. It is really kind of subversive
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and weird. It's so weird out there and >> Yeah, it's out there. >> Although it's a great story.
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>> Yeah, it is. Right. So, but you have to understand they're a How do I say this?
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It's almost as if they've landed here from a different >> It's almost like they're from the
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Philippines. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like >> It's almost like they came from another
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country, >> right? So, now I'm trying to look for evergreen movies. >> Oh, interesting. So, let's the fans
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start submitting. >> So, I No. So, I made a list. >> Oh, you got it. my list and most of them
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they haven't seen >> and I would like to add to the list if I may of movies that should be now you
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have to understand they don't do slowb burn >> it's got to be quick fast hot action
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>> that's why I'm scared of the godfather >> because it's very slow burn
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>> they will hate that movie >> I think so >> they'll hate that my money's on hate in
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fact we should take a poll >> but Jules but Jules and honey the mom saw Taxi Driver and they liked it
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>> well that is a pretty intense film >> okay >> right I think I think I think even the
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slow moments are building up to something very heavy. >> Yeah. >> Right. So, how about Dog Day Afternoon?
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>> So, good. >> I don't think they're going to like it. >> I'll just give you my list.
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>> But that's a pretty >> It starts immediately. >> It's funny as [ __ ]
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>> It's funny as [ __ ] So, let me let me just start with my list. >> Yep.
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>> They've never even heard of Apollo 13, >> dude. So funny. >> Great movie, right? Don't you think if I
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I framed it like this, this really happened? Independence Day. >> Maybe Independence Day.
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>> I think they would love Independence Day. >> I think they've seen it.
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>> Doesn't everybody like that movie? >> So then here's my next one. Eternal the
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sunshine. So >> that's so weird. They're never going to like I love that movie.
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>> Magnolia. >> They're going to hate that movie. >> Okay. But they saw um what PTS did they
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see? They saw Oh, none. Although they saw one um a day one fight after what? One battle after another and they loved
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it. >> Interesting. >> They loved one battle. But but but do they love that because of Leo?
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>> This is the thing. Can you show them a movie without a star that they're
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familiar with? >> Okay, >> that's the challenge. >> Yeah, >> cuz they everybody likes Brad. I mean,
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everyone likes Leo and guys like Brad Pit, so it's hard to when they see those
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movies, you go, "Well, I'm already in. I like those." >> Well, I'm I'm pushing Revenant.
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>> So good. >> I know >> they might like that. That's heavy.
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>> I mean, that scene with between that animal is one of the greatest scenes in
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>> I think you can leak it at this point. >> I I don't want to give it away.
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Honestly, that's noble. I was just going to say, >> let's not give it away.
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>> If I lie, that pawum, >> that that massive pawsome. >> Yeah. I mean, that massive raccoon
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>> big >> so scary >> and almost killed him. But um >> then show them Cocaine Bear right after.
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>> Right. So, what I'm going to do today is Fight Club. >> Such a good film.
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>> Even if you don't get the underlying message, it's still a good film.
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>> Yeah. And Issa's smart, so I think she'll get Fight Club. Okay. cuz she
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they did Old Boy and they did I saw the devil which are Korean movies or slowb burn. They still liked it.
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>> Yeah. Well, Old Boy is a great film. >> So, here we go. Then I'm now going to
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lean into classic comedies. >> Okay. So, >> like Philadelphia, like classic comedy.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That scene when he dies. >> Unbelievably.
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>> Unbelievably funny. >> Yeah. >> Um >> precious like films that are just
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hysterical through >> Right. And he did a Christian Bale from The Machinist. It was
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it was really good stuff. You know what I mean? >> It almost look like he had it.
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>> You know, >> how about >> It almost seemed like he had it. >> Um I love you, Philip Morris.
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>> I've never seen that movie. >> Seriously, you would love that movie.
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>> You've never seen Happiness. >> No. >> Yeah. You would love that movie.
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>> I'll watch that. You watch this. >> Okay. I'll watch this. You watch that.
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you and McGregor and um Jim Carrey. >> Okay, I will watch this movie. Okay, but
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you have to watch Happiness >> done. >> Okay, so here. Can I finish my list?
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It's not that long. >> So, I went into comedies. So, best in show. Waiting for Guffman.
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>> Best in show. They will love because it's about dogs. Waiting for Guffman's a
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little bit harder for them to consume, but I think they'll still like it. >> Here's a deep cut and you probably never
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seen it. Galaxy Quest. >> No. >> What? >> It's good. >> It's good.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Never seen it. Wow. Napoleon Dynamite.
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>> They'll love that movie. Easily easy characters. You >> Here's my fear though. Here's my fear
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with the movie though, right? It's so not based in any kind of reality that character.
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>> Just warn them. >> I am going to warn them. >> What do you mean? Yeah, sure it is. You
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think >> he's a nerd. I guess there are people like that in the world.
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>> That's the Midwest. >> That's everyone. That's McCome.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's you. >> You know, the Napoleon Dynamite would
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have sent me an audition >> that you didn't get. I think >> you know how you didn't get that role.
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>> You know who got it? >> Rory Scoville. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Right.
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>> I think Scoville got it. >> Right. Here's here's another one. Office
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Space. >> Uh >> me and my mom's one of my mom and I's favorite movie to watch together.
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>> Great. >> One of the most quotable films of all time. >> Great [ __ ] movie. Um
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>> Jennifer Aniston. Why wouldn't she do more stuff like that? >> Yeah. That's who I want.
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>> Here's another one that you haven't seen. H >> Battle Royale.
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>> What a good comedy. >> Yeah. >> You know Battle Royale? >> I don't know if I've seen it.
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>> Look at Battle Royale. >> This is Tarantino's favorite movie.
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>> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. We've talked about that on the talked about this on this show.
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>> Yeah. You You have to watch Battle Royale. >> Yeah. >> It's incredible.
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>> Okay. >> And the last movie we have on the list is Drive. >> Slowburn.
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>> Is it Slowburn? >> Well, I mean, it starts strong but then drops. It's such a cool movie though.
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>> Yeah, but that is that is a slow that is a tougher movie for them to >> Okay. I I'm I'm crossing this up and
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that's why I want the debate. >> But I do think they they but Gosling's
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in it so you get bonus points on that. They're going to be locked in on him.
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Yeah. >> But the movie is kind of drawn out. >> Also, what's his name's on it?
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>> Oscar Isaac. >> Oscar Isaac. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> But I mean I think the girls will like
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Gosling. >> All right. So let's now come try to come up with you know I mean new movies from
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your point of view because you know I did a quick >> through my library. >> Yeah. And I said no to a lot because I
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just like they're just they're too slow burning or they're not going to get I
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also have Spotlight on here because I love journalist movies, you know, movies about journalism like network and those
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kind of movies. >> It's an important movie. >> Spotlight. >> Spotlight.
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>> Spotlight. >> Spotlight. >> No, Boston Spotlight. >> Spotlight.
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>> Yeah, that's a good Boston. Thank you. >> Yeah. Boston Spotlight.
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>> Spotlight. Okay. >> Say park the car. >> Park the car. >> And I'll say spotlight.
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>> Spotlight. >> Yeah. >> Okay. It's good. >> All right. So, what's some other movies
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do you think? >> Uh, funny comedy movies or just >> No, just in movies in general that are
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evergreen that like if they've never seen >> Well, Forest Gump is an evergreen.
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>> They've seen that. Everyone's seen that. That's mandatory. The government does
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that. >> When you get your citizenship, do they make you wa they make you watch Forest
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Gump? >> Yeah. I mean, that that movie they obvious has seen. >> Okay.
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>> Okay. Let's go. Um, >> well, I would say that I would say if you want comedy, the
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>> No, no, let's go. Let's start with action. Uh, >> I showed them tomorrow.
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>> Die Hard. [ __ ] that's a good one. Die Hard. >> Speed. >> Speed.
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>> Movie's awesome. >> Phenomenal. >> Terminator 2. >> Yes.
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>> So much better than than Terminator 1. Yeah, >> it's crazy how much better Termin It's.
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It's crazy that a sequel was much stronger than the original. >> [ __ ] good.
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>> I can't name that for many movies. >> Although people do say Godfather 2 is
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better than the first one. A lot of people like two more than one. >> I could have that debate with you.
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>> I disagree. I think Godfather one's a better movie, but people do think the
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second one. Oh, Dark Knight. Empire Strikes Back. Better than the original. >> Don't Don't look it up.
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>> No, we're just looking up better sequels. >> Uh, Toy Story 2 was better than Toy
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Story 1. >> I don't Please not look it up. >> Okay. >> All right. Turn Turn it off. I'm sorry.
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I'm controlling. I need your pure opinion. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> So, what did I say so far?
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>> You said Die Hard. Very good choice. I might They probably have seen it.
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>> Dieard. >> And I don't know how I I don't know if it still translates.
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>> It does. Well, Die Hard 3 is really good, too. >> Yeah. I'm I'm a Die Hard 4 guy.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. The new one. >> Dard made me sad talking about it. >> The first movie?
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>> No, it just made me sad talking about it because of Bruce. >> Oh,
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>> Bruce Campbell. >> Bruce Campbell. Yeah, my my acting coach Bruce Campbell.
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>> Yeah. >> No, cuz of Bruce Willis, dog. It's so sad. >> It's so sad that we're watching a legend
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die in front of us. >> I got another one. >> It's [ __ ] awful. And he's awful. He's
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the man, dude. He's so >> He is a man. He's a he him. Um, >> the Six Sense is a good movie.
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>> No, they already seen it. >> Okay, >> but here's another one.
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>> Signs. Signs. >> I I showed them already. >> Signs. >> Looper.
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>> Oh my god. >> I love Looper. >> Why is that? Why people hated on that
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movie? I thought it was great. >> Looper. Because you said um Bruce Willis.
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>> I know. Well, Bruce, if you want to go through Bruce's repertoire, he's got
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>> Let's go. Let's >> Well, Pulp Fiction might be the best role he
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>> Yeah, I think they've already seen it. Can we do Wes Anderson or No.
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>> Yeah. Rushmore. >> Old Wes. So, you can't do new like >> tenon bombs.
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>> You can't do like the Budapest Hotel or whatever the [ __ ] that was.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> No, they're never going to like that movie. >> What was the other one? The Space One in
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the Desert. >> Uh the >> Oh, I I saw that movie. >> City. >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Terrible. >> I enjoyed it. >> Missed by a mile. >> I think Rushmore.
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>> You enjoyed it because of a visual because the visuals are incredible with
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Wes. >> I mean, I I could do the I could do the list of Wes Anderson movie. I think the
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best one is Royal Helen Bumps. >> Yeah. >> Second best Rushmore. >> No, you're missing one.
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>> I'm not done. Okay. >> Was my list. Third one, Bottle Rocket.
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>> Love that movie. >> Okay. >> Right. And then I think Steve Cesu, the
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>> Life Aquatic. Aquatic. I would say that slides up my list. >> Really? Life Aquatic.
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>> Such a funny movie. >> Yeah. >> And then number five would be The Grand
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Budapest. >> What about RGing Limited? >> Uh, it was okay. >> It was fine. I love that movie.
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>> It was fine. It really good though. >> Bottle Rocket should be maybe maybe one.
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>> Okay, let's go. Let's now Is this boring? >> Yeah. But I'm enjoying it. I don't give
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a [ __ ] >> People I think people would enjoy listening to what our movie >> list movies. I don't know. You want to
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know a movie that I really like? >> Well, I thought that that was over now.
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>> Well, I'm transitioning into something funny. >> I'm trying to
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>> That's why I looked this way. >> Yeah, you have to. >> You have
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>> that. What you just did is the reason why I worked look that way. >> What did you learn when we shot the game
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show that that Andrew sometimes has to guide the boat back to >> reality? Well, because if you're on the
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boat, the rudder's going one way and the bow's facing the other and it's awesome.
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But occasionally it's going to crash into the shore. >> Yeah. >> So then sometimes captain has to take
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over and spin that [ __ ] back to >> That's right. You're John Luke Bard in
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Yeah. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. Who am I in that? Anyway, let's move on.
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>> Spock, but there's no Vulcans in. >> You're Spock. >> There's no Vulcans on Next Generation.
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Anyway, >> so what what in our world that can't exist? >> That's true. I'll be Spock.
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>> You are Spock. 100% Spock. Uh, >> can you do it with both fingers? I can't
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do it with my right. >> Whoa. >> Whoa. That's good. Go ahead. >> Uh, so we made mone. Mone found a very
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pretty woman at at the at the bar last night and we were we were having a little snack and a meal in a post post
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round wrap-up beer for a tough week that we did. We went and had ourselves a beer
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and McCone said, "That girl's beautiful." She is. She's very pretty.
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>> Can I ask you a question? >> Sorry. >> Did I work as hard as you
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>> just during that week? I mean, >> no. Are you Are you being serious?
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>> I mean, I showed up on time, you know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> And I I I added some things, my improvis
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skills and this and that. >> No, you did an incredible job. >> Right. But why was I But if you try to
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say, >> but you think I did better than Mone did better than me? >> You just asked me, did you work as hard
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as me? >> No, you did. No, you did. >> Yes. >> But did Mone work as hard as me?
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>> That wasn't the original question. No, Mone. >> But then why didn't I get to go to the
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celebrity celebratory uh meeting with you? You were watching movies last night. >> That's right. Okay. Go ahead. Keep
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going. >> Okay. >> Hot chick bar. >> Hot chick was at the bar. He said, "I
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kind of want to talk to her." And immediately I was kind of buzzing on one last night cuz I had taken a a good
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amount of edibles and um not drunk, but I was just taking edibles and I said, "You know, you do look exactly like Lord
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Farquad from Shrek." He last night he really looked like it a lot. A lot a lot. A lot.
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>> Wow. Wow. Let's go look. I mean, if that's not McCone, if he shaves the
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mustache, that's Mone. >> Yeah. You're Lord Guang. >> You're Farquad.
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>> Yeah, you're Farquad. >> Lord Farquad, man. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I want I said to Mone, "Go up to that pretty girl that you like so much and
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and have the icebreaker go, have you guys seen Shrek?" >> And they'll inevitably say, "Of course."
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fist? >> Why did you do Why did you do the fist? >> I didn't know what else to do.
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>> When someone says, "I'm a lesbian." You put up a black power fist.
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>> Yeah. This one. You can do this one off. >> Yeah. You can do that one, right? You
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can wave, right? >> You can do peace. You mean you can do shaka. >> Oh, Shaka is good. Yes, I'm down.
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>> I think Shaka is good, right? You can do heavy metal. >> Yeah. Rock on.
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>> Rock on. Right. BUT YOU CANNOT >> DO THIS. >> You can't do that.
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>> Okay. So, that was your opening line. Have you seen >> Have you seen Shrek?
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>> Yeah. And then, well, yeah. Andrew gave it to me and then I said that and then
00:25:15
they laughed and they said, "Well, you also kind of look like the berries and
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cream kid." >> He does. Starburst. >> Berries and cream. Berries.
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>> Do you think that opening would work for me if I walked up to a group of girls at
00:25:26
a bar and I said, "You ever watched Despic Despicable Me?" And they go, "Yeah." I go, "Minion,
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>> do your do your sound. Do your minion. >> It's my favorite >> when you do that on stage. It's my
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favorite sound you do." I when I listen to that bit, that's my favorite sound.
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>> Cuz you always go. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, um yeah, that that's not a good
00:25:50
opener to me. But, um >> it landed. They got a huge laugh. >> Did they get a real laugh?
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>> Good work. >> Of course it did because it's it's self-deprecating. It's funny. It's easy.
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It's not saying like, "What are you chicks up to?" or you It's not like a
00:26:01
bro energy. He just went, "Have you guys seen Shrek?" Yeah. >> And they go, "Of course." And he goes,
00:26:04
"It's me. It's Lord Farquad." >> Yeah. >> Beautiful. Then they loved it. It was
00:26:08
endearing. >> I love the lesbians. The one girl was straight though. >> Yeah.
00:26:12
>> You asked for the wrong girl's number. >> And here's the thing about um Well, so
00:26:17
they weren't seeing each other. >> No, no, they were just friends at the
00:26:19
bar. >> Ah, because in that situation and and I don't want any [ __ ] flak from anybody
00:26:24
because it's just my opinion. Okay. >> Yeah. You're allowed to have it.
00:26:26
>> Yeah. Yeah. Is I think one should be hot, one should be not. >> If it's a if it's one's gay and one's
00:26:32
not. >> No. If they're both two lesbian couples, >> you can't have two hot lesbians.
00:26:36
>> It drives me crazy. >> Why? because it's too off the market. >> Oh, you think they took it from you?
00:26:44
>> It's like, you know, it's like the I'm going to just Do you understand what I'm
00:26:48
Carlos? Do you know what I'm saying? >> Yes. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Two different markets, man.
00:26:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to just tell you about this. The exchange in R.
00:26:54
>> You're at the meat market there at the fish markets. Two different markets.
00:26:56
>> So, my old hangup back in the 70s and is this, right? >> That Asian women women were fetishized.
00:27:03
>> Still are. >> I know, right? And white dudes would get them, right? and say, "I'm dating
00:27:08
Danny." A Asian woman would say, >> "But we never got to get get with white
00:27:13
girls." I think the exchange rate was very poor. >> You exclusively date white women now.
00:27:18
>> I know, but I figured out the game. >> He's trying to correct the Oh,
00:27:22
>> and also times have changed. So now it's I I'm used to going on stage and see a
00:27:27
mid Asian dude with a hot white >> because just the times have changed. >> Who you referencing?
00:27:35
>> What? >> The mirror. who you're referencing. Who's the hot Asian guy with the or
00:27:39
who's the mid mid- Asian guy with the hot >> me? >> Yeah. >> Someone that looks like me, I'll see
00:27:43
with a very attractive white girl. And now it makes sense. Back in the 70s, 80s though, the exchange rate, we got
00:27:50
nothing and they got all of it. And even white girls and black girls didn't like
00:27:54
us. So, I think we're the original incelss, right? >> Could you ever date what you couldn't
00:27:58
date? >> I 100% would. I would marry Candace Owens right now. >> Oh my god.
00:28:03
>> Hm. I think she likes white guys. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't
00:28:08
have a shot. But there's something about Candace Owens >> because I feel like I'll lay in bed and
00:28:13
won't be bored. >> I don't think she sleeps. >> I have no racial preferences on
00:28:19
anything. You know what I mean? If they're attractive and you know what I mean? Indian I'll do. You know what I
00:28:24
mean? I I don't Yeah, there's not one. I mean, maybe there is a couple, but uh
00:28:29
it's only because I've never meet met them before. >> Well, it's not in your circle. There's
00:28:33
some certain people I've never met before and and I'll never meet. Like Eskimo,
00:28:39
>> who I would love. >> What is it? It's Inuit, right? >> Inuit, but with more of an Asian slant.
00:28:44
>> It's Inuit. I I mean, you know, you're going to get uh It's like It looks like
00:28:47
Native American and and >> Oh, I love the Native American. >> It looks like Native American and Asian
00:28:52
combined. >> Yeah, >> it's a great combo. >> And penguin a little bit.
00:28:57
>> You can You can take that. You can have that one. >> You going to have that one?
00:29:00
>> Yeah, have that one. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't want that. Yeah. Not touching
00:29:02
that. >> Yeah. Um, just because penguins live up up north. >> I got it.
00:29:07
>> Okay. >> I think they got it. >> All right. I was just throwing out a
00:29:10
joke. It's not a >> I loved it. >> I have nothing against Eskimos.
00:29:13
>> Inuit. >> Inuits. Okay. I love them all. Okay. I I love Native Americans, but there's So,
00:29:19
I've never met an Eskimo. Uh, I've met Mong now. That's pretty cool.
00:29:23
>> Well, we had a ton at our show. >> Yeah, we have a ton of Mongs, you know,
00:29:26
very attractive people. Um, a >> lot of Mong fans. >> Yeah. But there's I don't think is maybe
00:29:30
I've met everyone. I don't know. What is one that Well, you know what I haven't
00:29:34
met is that island where they're still tribal and they kill the Christians that
00:29:38
try to go to the island and they kill them. >> Yes. The term Eskimo is considered
00:29:42
offensive, derogatory, and outdated by many indigenous people, particularly in Canada and Greenland. It's a colonial
00:29:47
label. Uh while still used by some in Alaska, it's increasingly replaced by civic group names like Inuit, uh Inu
00:29:54
Kapak, or Yupek. I'm sorry, I can't pronounce that. I have no idea. Can I
00:29:57
can I tell you a fun fact >> about this? Right. >> So, you know those Iranian um Lego
00:30:03
videos? Have you seen those? >> What is Lego got to say about this? >> This is what I'm saying. This is what
00:30:07
I'm saying. >> Is Lego going to >> I'm going to tell you why.
00:30:09
>> Yeah. >> Lego is where m where is Lego head their headquarters? >> Germany, right?
00:30:15
>> Denmark. >> Oh, Denmark. That's right. >> Who does Denmark run?
00:30:18
>> Who does Denmark run? >> Greenland. >> Denmark. Well, they're Yes. Right.
00:30:23
>> Yes. >> And who tried to take Greenland? We did. >> They're not going to complain.
00:30:29
>> Not gonna complain. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. >> But um Yeah. So, they're fighting their
00:30:34
war through this as well. >> It's also ironic we have a lot of Iranian friends here in Los Angeles.
00:30:39
Yeah. >> That's even crazier. >> Yeah. I went up to Amir Kay last night.
00:30:43
>> Yeah. >> He had tears in his eyes. >> Well, it's [ __ ]
00:30:45
>> Yeah. And I walked because his dad's in Iran. >> That's right. Yeah.
00:30:48
>> Right. And I I hugged him and I whispered in his ear and I sincerely went, "I'm so [ __ ] sorry, dude."
00:30:54
>> Yeah. It sucks. >> It [ __ ] sucks. But um and he doesn't he can't even sometimes get in contact
00:30:59
with him. >> Wow. >> Imagine that. >> No, I mean it's insane.
00:31:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. And he's like I get he gets worried. You know what I mean? And he
00:31:06
told me the city that um his dad is in and I've never heard of it before. I can't repeat it. I don't know what it
00:31:11
is. But um it's not Teran. It's like you know in more rural but he's still like
00:31:16
scared because you know I mean >> Turban. He's in Turban. >> Turban. God. You're so good.
00:31:20
>> Turban. Yeah. >> Not Tan. That's what I'm doing right now. A joke. It's what I'm doing right
00:31:23
now. I'm looking right at you. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Turban was a joke.
00:31:27
>> It was. >> Well, Tyrron and Turban. Turban. I It was a bad >> Dude, your play on words sometimes.
00:31:34
>> Sometimes. Yeah. >> They go behind my head. >> They do sometimes.
00:31:37
>> Well, when they go over your head, it's a bummer because it misses.
00:31:40
>> And then >> it doesn't miss it with the audience though. >> No, they hate it.
00:31:45
>> They do. >> I think so. >> Clip those. >> Yeah, we'll clip those.
00:31:49
>> No, it is it is very sad. And also uh you know um the end is near. So >> there is a feeling of end is near. I
00:31:56
mean the other day we talked about Vietnam War on the couch backstage and we talked about he said aren't you
00:32:01
scared? >> Yeah. >> And I said I don't know what do you want me to do? There's nothing I can do.
00:32:05
>> Yeah. He has a really weird way of like you know like if it ends it ends
00:32:10
>> cuz what it's the same way I feel on an airplane. I I can't control this. It's
00:32:13
not I if the plane crashed. >> Yeah. >> Okay. But what are your thoughts right
00:32:19
before it hits >> the plane? >> Are you screaming or not? Are you scuz
00:32:22
I'll be screaming? >> No chance. >> You're not screaming. >> Dead silent.
00:32:25
>> OH, DUDE. YOU HAVE NIGHT TEARS, you [ __ ] >> That's not real.
00:32:30
>> That's true. >> When it really is happening, you're not going to be screaming. You're not GOING
00:32:34
TO DO THAT. >> RIGHT DOWN THE HALL. >> He falls asleep on a plane and and he
00:32:39
has a night terror as IT'S CRASHING. >> THAT'S DOUBLE. That's That's double.
00:32:44
Imagine. Imagine what you would do. Okay. >> I wouldn't be screaming if the plane
00:32:49
went down. I I >> How about you, Carlos? >> I screamed on the way to London. Very
00:32:53
nervous on planes. >> I feel [ __ ] like really loudly. It was bad. >> When we took a flight as a family
00:32:58
recently, you did get a little panicked of the winds. >> I get nervous on planes. Yeah.
00:33:02
>> But you got to know that it's fine. >> Oh, yeah. I It just My body doesn't
00:33:06
realize that. >> But if it did crash, >> we're on TMZ. It's great.
00:33:12
Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino die with other friends aboard. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. You they might not even
00:33:18
mention your names in it. >> No, there's no way. But like there could be like a picture in slide four.
00:33:23
>> Yeah, but you don't get a sign at the comedy store. >> No, of course.
00:33:27
>> That's all you. That's so funny. >> That's the only thing I want.
00:33:29
>> Make God laugh. >> I already told them. You know that, right? >> Yeah. What?
00:33:32
>> It's got to be up for two weeks >> when you die. >> Oh, yeah.
00:33:36
>> Sometimes cuz when when a comic dies, they put it up for two days. >> Two days. Sometimes it's a day.
00:33:40
>> A day. I get two weeks. And they made an agreement. Peter did. Sure. >> It's weird to replace it. It's just like
00:33:46
you take it down and it's chocolate Sundays right after Bobby Lee. Chocolate
00:33:49
Sundays. >> Yeah. Yeah. The old Dude, that'd be [ __ ] That would break my heart in
00:33:53
heaven. >> Wherever I go. >> It's funny filming. We'll put it on our
00:33:56
Patreon. When we die, they'll take our name down and replace it with uh whatever whatever what's goop show.
00:34:02
Terri horribly funny. >> Horribly funny coming out this week in the store as they take down to RIP Bobby
00:34:07
Lee. Dude, that would break my [ __ ] heart. >> Well, that's what, you know, classically
00:34:11
in Los Angeles, the running joke was that they always did the laugh factory. Their sign always said, "Make God laugh
00:34:16
and then the name and the store would just put RIP to the person." >> But make God laugh. It's It's just It's
00:34:22
almost condescending. >> Yeah. But you know what they would say? Somebody told me this joke. If you died,
00:34:27
they would put literally make God ra >> Johnny Sanchez told me that. >> So funny. They're going to put God make
00:34:38
God raff. >> Make God Raph. >> Yeah. I I'll tell you in that scenario,
00:34:42
if the plane goes down, right, that if I had a kid, I wouldn't scream >> because I would hold their hand and I I
00:34:50
would have to have a stoicism. >> But you don't have a child, so what would you do?
00:34:53
>> Scream. >> Yeah, you scream. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would scream.
00:34:56
>> Yeah. You got to scream. >> Oh, I would add a muk in there. What does he say?
00:34:59
>> I'd worsen it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, you said people giving the ick on
00:35:04
airplanes. No, there's like you don't want to scream when the plane goes down
00:35:06
so you don't give a hot girl the ick. >> Right. Right. As you're dying.
00:35:10
>> Yeah. >> Is it somebody that you're seeing? >> No. >> No. He's just saying in general.
00:35:13
>> Yeah. >> If I was with a girl I was seeing seriously. Um I would hold their hands.
00:35:19
Depending on what they do, I would do the same. I think >> one forehead kiss. I'd say goodbye.
00:35:23
>> I would do an Eskimo nose rub. >> What? >> Huh? >> Init.
00:35:28
>> An init. Sorry, my bad. That I didn't learn my lesson. >> Inuit kiss. and and it went good. Yeah.
00:35:35
Yeah. Yeah. But um yeah, I I some you know, here's the thing. Sometimes when
00:35:40
there's really bad turbulence, I don't get scared >> cuz you're at the front of the plane.
00:35:44
It's not as bad or in the back where it's really bad. >> In the back, you actually are more
00:35:50
likely to survive. >> Y >> you know that for the front front usually gets killed first.
00:35:54
>> Yeah. >> Back survives. You're 35F, you're gonna you might live. You're two You're 2B.
00:35:59
>> Your head is through the front window of the plane. >> Yeah. I I I
00:36:04
um >> during heavy turbulence I always ask for a drink. >> You do? >> When it's like really really bad, I'm
00:36:08
always like, "Can I get a coffee?" >> And they're just sitting belted in.
00:36:11
They'll see a building. What? >> Just a little coffee. One shot >> and they're like, "Well, it's [ __ ]
00:36:16
insane. That's insane." >> No, I don't. I'm kidding. >> Yeah. Yeah. You don't I I always think
00:36:21
of scenarios of what I would do to survive. >> Run to the back. >> No, I wouldn't run to the back. What I
00:36:28
would do is I think I would do this midair. You know what I mean? >> You stand up and do the manggina while
00:36:34
it's crashing. >> Give everyone a laugh as the plane's going down.
00:36:39
>> Do a Silence of the Lambs. >> Yeah. >> No. No. I would maybe get one laugh,
00:36:43
right? >> Just get completely naked or something. But um Well, you know, I would if it's
00:36:48
over the ocean, I would get naked. Do you know why? >> Because you're going to swim.
00:36:54
>> No, I'd be dead. So that that I don't It's about the environment.
00:37:00
M. >> So the sharks can just eat me whole. >> You think the clothes without clothes
00:37:05
and my [ __ ] golden goose shoes? >> No, he's wearing golden goose. I can't
00:37:08
eat him. >> Yeah, cuz usually they're going to, you know, a short a shark's going to be on a
00:37:11
beach and they're going to find my golden goo. >> Shark comes up to you. He's like, is
00:37:13
that a made worn shirt? I'm not eating that. >> I don't want to ruin that.
00:37:18
>> Yeah. >> Shark's like, you know, that's like a $300 SHIRT. I'M NOT EATING through that.
00:37:22
>> Yeah. >> Out of respect, the shark has >> I think I would get naked so that the
00:37:26
they can eat the orca. You know what I mean? >> Right. They can just eat me quick.
00:37:30
>> I love how you think clothes are going to deter these animals from eating you.
00:37:32
You're in their house. They're going to eat you. >> It's not that. I don't want them to get
00:37:35
diarrhea or get a stomach ache. >> Oh, you're concerned with their diet.
00:37:39
>> Yes. >> That's smart. >> Just eat me whole. >> Eat me whole. One big gulp.
00:37:42
>> One big gulp. Right. Cuz if they have to tear the shirt probably with they don't
00:37:46
>> they just eat you, bud. They'll just take that with it. It's like, you know,
00:37:49
>> even if I had like a >> You know, sometimes when you eat a piece of candy and you get some of the wrapper
00:37:52
in there. >> No, I don't. Same thing for sure. >> No, I don't.
00:37:56
>> OH, [ __ ] CAN I TELL YOU WHAT happened to me yesterday, >> please?
00:37:59
>> So, yeah. So, okay. So, Honey went to Kala's house. >> Mhm. >> Right. So, I had no one in the house
00:38:05
>> all alone. >> And I don't know how to cook. >> Okay. And she eat healthy.
00:38:09
>> Who does? >> Right. I've never boiled a hard egg before. >> I've never boiled a hard egg either.
00:38:17
Actually, >> I'm being serious. I've never hard boiled an egg in my life.
00:38:20
>> You've never hard boiled an egg? >> Not interested in it. >> I like them. I
00:38:23
>> I like them if I can go get them and they're made. I don't want to make it at
00:38:26
home. Exact. I tried. >> It's so hard. >> That's why it's called something more
00:38:31
horrifying happened when I did it, though. >> What? >> So, I went to Chat GBT and I'll never go
00:38:35
back to Chat GBT again to like teach me how to cook something cuz they're wrong.
00:38:40
>> It's wrong. >> It's wrong. >> Okay. >> And number two, I'm boiling them and I
00:38:45
see one of the eggs and sticking out of the egg is a [ __ ] feather. >> What?
00:38:50
>> A ballute. You throw a ball in there >> and I'm like, "What the fuck?" And I I
00:38:57
have a photo of it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You're not going to
00:39:00
>> send it to Carlos so we can look at it together. >> I'll send it to Carlos right now if you
00:39:03
>> storebought eggs occasionally have feathers on them. It's less common in
00:39:05
the United States due to industrialized washing processes. These feathers are incidental remnants from the natural
00:39:10
nesting and laying process. Sometimes, surprisingly, are generally safe. You could eat it.
00:39:14
>> You ever crack an egg and then the shell gets in there and you're tired? You're
00:39:17
like, I'll just eat it. I'll eat the shell. It doesn't It does not matter. It
00:39:21
doesn't matter. >> It's cooked. What's going to happen? It's just a little shell. You poop it
00:39:24
out. You'll grind it up. >> So, this is the picture of the egg that was hard boiled at your house.
00:39:28
>> Yeah. So, go to the first picture. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. And that that was sticking out of
00:39:34
the egg. See the one little white hair right there? There was an opening, right? And there was a feather coming
00:39:39
out. >> Oo, I just got the shivers. Ooh. I I know. >> I don't know why I'm getting
00:39:43
>> I still ate it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. I still ate it.
00:39:46
>> It's still good. >> Well, I open it and there's not there's
00:39:48
not like It's not blue. There's not like, you know what I mean? Cuz if that
00:39:51
happened, I would probably sue. >> So now, did this make you never want to
00:39:54
hard boil again? >> I can never cook it again. >> No more hard boiled.
00:39:58
>> Also, when I opened it, it was all gooey. >> You know what I mean? It was all goo cuz
00:40:02
I didn't know how cuz Chachi PD [ __ ] me up. >> Why don't just buy them preh hardboiled
00:40:06
>> to be fair. >> Okay, go ahead, Andre. >> It is putting an egg on water.
00:40:10
>> Yeah. >> And boiling the water for 10 minutes. That's it. >> That's That's as complicated as you
00:40:17
Okay. >> You say it like it's easy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You say like it's
00:40:20
easy, but when you've never done it before. And so this is what Chat GTB said, if I may, if I may argue.
00:40:27
>> Go off. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Chat GPT said, "Put it in cold water."
00:40:32
>> Yes. >> Right. >> Uh-huh. >> All three eggs. >> Yes.
00:40:35
>> Right. Similar to a boil. >> Yes. >> Then count 8 minutes. >> Yes.
00:40:40
>> Okay. I did the same exactly the way they said to do it. >> You do 10 minutes instead of eight and
00:40:46
that's it. >> Right. But the chachi said anywhere from seven to 10 minutes.
00:40:52
>> So for me it's like oh I'll do pull it out eight and a half nine minutes.
00:40:55
>> That makes sense. >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> Cuz I want I don't want super hard or
00:40:59
boiled, >> right? >> You know what I mean? I want hard boiled. >> Mhm.
00:41:01
>> You know what I mean? I don't know what happens if you overcook it.
00:41:04
>> I don't think anything. >> Oh, okay. So maybe >> I don't know.
00:41:07
>> Method. >> Nothing happens. >> No. >> The the fart smell ruminates for longer.
00:41:10
>> Okay. >> Cuz it will it does make your whole house smell. >> All right. So I I can buy hard-boiled
00:41:15
eggs at the store. I think that's bagged. We get the We get these at the house. They're
00:41:18
>> Yeah. But I don't know if if they're processed cuz I get free range.
00:41:21
>> Vital Farms, baby. >> Great. >> Okay, good. >> Ethical eggs, happy hens.
00:41:25
>> All right, that's what I'm going to do from now on. >> Ethical eggs, happy hands. Yeah, you
00:41:28
don't need to do it anymore. >> We had Chinese food the other night, by
00:41:31
the way. Something Chinese food is some of the greatest food in the world. When it goes in the fridge, it does something
00:41:35
to the fridge. >> I don't know what it does to the fridge, but it makes all the other food smell
00:41:40
like Chinese food. It's imp. Something in the chemical makeup of Chinese food doesn't do that with ramen.
00:41:47
Not Indian, not Thai. Chinese food goes in the fridge. Everything in your fridge
00:41:50
is Chinese food. Now, >> can I ask you a question? >> I had a piece of celery. It was Chinese
00:41:54
food. I had I wanted celery celery with peanut butter. I was eating Chinese food. It was bamboo for some reason.
00:42:00
>> Yeah. >> Can I ask you what brand of um refrigerator we have? >> I think it's a Subzero.
00:42:06
>> Is that right? I actually don't know the brand of the fridge. >> I'm Subzero.
00:42:11
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> I have a Scorpion fridge as well. Oh, you >> when you open it, it goes, "GET OVER
00:42:16
HERE." >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. >> That's what I have. Yeah. >> Finish him.
00:42:20
>> Yeah. It says that about your meals. Finish your meals. >> All you can eat.
00:42:27
>> Yeah. >> Uh I don't know. I think that's my fridge. What? What? What? Do you have a
00:42:31
nice fancy fridge? >> There's a self- circulating thing or in there or no?
00:42:34
>> Self- circulating? >> Yeah. Yeah. What does that mean? >> Just a way that the Don't laugh at mone.
00:42:39
I'm not a scientist. Why are you laughing at him, Mone? >> Yeah, >> I just like the way self- circulating
00:42:44
sounds. >> You have a mini fridge. You don't even have a full fridge at your house.
00:42:47
>> You have a little mini fridge. What do you put in there? >> His mini meals.
00:42:51
>> Oh, you have mini meals in there. Peanut butter for sure. Jelly for sure.
00:42:55
>> How does Brad Williams not have his own brand of mini fridge? >> I know. You should do that.
00:42:59
>> A self-irculating ground fridge is a sustainable non-electric cooling system
00:43:02
that utilizes underground temperature to store food. Similar to traditional root
00:43:05
seller. Oh, do you have one of those? >> Mhm. >> Wow, that's very nice.
00:43:08
>> No electricity needed for your fridge. >> No, I have one. You have
00:43:11
>> Oh, >> it doesn't circulate. >> Oh, it does not. >> Yeah.
00:43:14
>> Oh, that's >> I think because I'm Asian, I'm I'm just
00:43:16
used to everything tasting like Chinese. >> Everything always tastes like >> the old milk tastes like Chinese. Yeah.
00:43:22
>> Do you still put a box of baking soda in the freezer? >> Why would you do that?
00:43:26
>> Do you not know about this? >> No. Tell me everything. >> So, look, he's nodding. That's a Midwest
00:43:29
thing. >> You put batteries in the fridge? >> Batteries you put in the fridge? Yeah,
00:43:32
>> I buy them at the store. >> But you put them in the fridge. It keeps
00:43:34
them longer. >> Keeps them longer. They can last a longer. >> I buy them at the store,
00:43:37
>> right? >> You know what I do? Placing an open box of baking soda in the freezer is an
00:43:40
effective natural way to neutralize orders preventing food from absorbing strange smells. It is funny. For some
00:43:44
reason, you just open the box and it just makes your freezer not smell. It's
00:43:47
old. This is old white people stuff. It's like putting your >> I love cuz you know what I
00:43:51
>> You never learned this. >> Not only that, like I I want to learn the ways
00:43:56
>> the ways of the whites. >> The ways of the whites. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And this is the first
00:44:00
information you gave me for the way of the white. >> I'll give you a couple more.
00:44:03
>> Yeah. So, baking soda in the freezer. Give me more way of the whites. put your
00:44:07
jeans in the freezer for one full day and you can get rid of like if say you go to Vegas, you get
00:44:11
>> Yeah, but what what if I >> I'm just going to say if you get smoke
00:44:14
on your jeans, cigarette smoke, and like you say you go to a place that it just like stinks them up, but they're not
00:44:18
dirty. You didn't sweat in them, but you don't want to wash them cuz that [ __ ]
00:44:20
up denim. >> You fold them and put them in a freezer for like a day, a day and a half,
00:44:25
>> smells gone. >> Okay. >> You never put jeans in the freezer.
00:44:27
That's why that's a white people think. >> Yeah. I wish I would have interrupted
00:44:30
cuz I had a joke. >> Oh, go ahead. >> I can't anymore. >> Please.
00:44:32
>> What? >> Please. How do I take the jeans out of my body? >> Son of a gun.
00:44:39
>> You can't go in the freezer. You're not allowed. What's other white white?
00:44:43
>> I might have worked when you think or No. >> No. No. >> Okay.
00:44:48
>> What's some other white way of the white? >> Yeah. I weigh or the white. Let's talk
00:44:50
about way of the white. >> Now, is your butter on the fridge or is your butter on the counter?
00:44:53
>> What >> is your butter on the counter or in the fridge? A stick. >> My butt is inside my my on my body.
00:44:59
Another one. Another >> another jean. Another jean. Another jean joke. >> Pretty good.
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>> One of the funniest people on planet Earth. >> I really appreciate that. Thank you,
00:50:03
Slamino. >> Well, you know I mean it. Okay. Ask him away. >> Okay. So, um, before you got here, Yeah.
00:50:08
I want to learn the way of the white. >> You want to learn the way of the white?
00:50:11
Yes. >> I was coaching him on way of the white. So, what happened was I brought up I
00:50:15
brought up baking soda in the freezer, which is a way of that's a white thing.
00:50:17
It's a way of the white >> in the fridge, you mean? >> Uh, you can do both.
00:50:20
>> Okay. Very white. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I can go half white. >> I'm only half white. Okay. That's very
00:50:26
white. Very white. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ginger double white. >> Ginger double.
00:50:29
>> Ginger double white. >> What's another way over the white? >> Double white.
00:50:32
>> Uh, what? Let me guess. You do you polish your baseball glove? >> What? Polish is such an insane No, we
00:50:39
oil it. >> Yeah, you put a band band around it. Although the Asians are huge in
00:50:43
baseball, >> the Japanese. Okay. >> Yeah, I know you're baseball. What?
00:50:48
>> Koreans love baseball. >> Nim me one famous Korean baseball player.
00:50:52
>> Johnny Chan. >> Johnny Chan. >> He's so good. >> He can do anything. Plays for the
00:50:58
Astros. Anything that's a gamble. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, what is a way of
00:51:01
the white? I want to I want to answer that question. >> Well, I'm trying to think stuff like
00:51:05
this. Like um like in penny loafers, we actually would put pennies in the penny loafers. That's a way of
00:51:09
>> I was with uh subtle pretty good name drop Judy Greer. >> Let me grab this.
00:51:15
>> Do you know who Judy Greer is? >> Oh, well she was in one of my favorite
00:51:17
Tarantino movies. Is that Judy Greer? Is she in a Tarantino movie? >> I don't think so. That's Pam Greer.
00:51:22
>> Oh, that's Pam Greer. >> Oh, >> and they are sisters. Pull up two
00:51:25
photos. Let's see. >> You know Judy Greer from Arrested Development? >> Oh, I know Judy.
00:51:28
>> Yeah. Yeah. She's very very funny and wonderful and and one of my dear
00:51:31
friends. She she outwited me, I think, with the loafers because if she sees a penny on the on the street, we all know
00:51:38
if you see a penny, pick it up all the day, you'll have good luck. You know that.
00:51:41
>> But then she knew a second verse which is like, "Put the penny in your shoe and
00:51:45
good old things will happen to you." And I'm walking around with her and she's
00:51:49
like, "Ah, this penny in my shoe." And I'm like, "Why do you have a penny in
00:51:52
the shoe? That's that's double white." Yes. Here's how how are how are the Kore
00:51:57
buying Girl Scout cookies? If I see Girl Scout cookies for sale, I'm like, "This
00:52:01
is way of the white. I have to buy 12 bucks." >> We don't do it because of the chemicals
00:52:04
and all. It's the worst made in terms of unhealthiness. The girl Girl Scout cookie.
00:52:10
>> NO. >> OH, YEAH. >> REALLY? >> OH, YEAH. It's the most unhealthiest
00:52:12
cookie you can buy. >> Tell me why. To whom? >> Sorry. Back real quick. Tell me why.
00:52:16
>> Tell me why. >> Real quick. BB. BBS. Science. Okay. Science. >> Look up Girl Scout cookies if they're
00:52:23
unhealthy because I like eating them a lot. And I do like supporting little tiny white girls with their parents.
00:52:27
>> Have Samoa Samoan. >> I'll only eat Samoas with Samoans. I have to go to the Pacific Island.
00:52:34
>> All I need is an inflatable chair and an unreliable mic sound and I'll have a
00:52:39
good time on a Sunday. >> What does it say? >> Reports claimed in 2005 safety
00:52:42
allegations claimed trace amounts of heavy metals like mercury and caramel delights. Nobody eats those. And
00:52:47
pesticides like glyphosate. >> Get to the Samoans. Many flavors are high in saturated fats
00:52:52
containing more than 20% of the daily value. >> This is nothing. That's nothing. That's
00:52:55
not I need like lie. It's not sugar. It's lie. >> The guardian up top maintains. Up top
00:53:01
maintains. Maintain the cookies are safe to eat in moderation. >> You couldn't spell particularly.
00:53:05
>> Just I like that you couldn't spell in Google into the Google bar. >> I've done that. You ever you ever you're
00:53:11
in a trance and you yelp yelp. >> So I was wrong about that. I I will get them from now on. What about Okay. Okay.
00:53:18
I just went on a talk show and they had these bars called David Bars. It was like, you know, David bars.
00:53:23
>> Yeah. So, >> it's not a white thing. >> It's not a white thing. Well, well,
00:53:25
don't worry. I'm going to white it up. >> Okay. >> I will reliably white this up.
00:53:29
>> Okay. >> I pay my taxes quarterly. That's pretty white. >> Same.
00:53:32
>> Never done that. >> That's very good. >> This is so economic tension.
00:53:36
>> You You can see >> I'm glad I introduced socioe we'll >> remind I'll relist.
00:53:43
>> You should tell your business manager. Do you get really overwhelmed every time
00:53:48
this time of year with a huge payment? >> Bobby has no idea how much money is in
00:53:51
his bank account at any given time. >> I would definitely be fleecing Bobby.
00:53:54
Wouldn't you? >> 100%. I told him a little off the top. >> His business manager is stealing a
00:53:58
little off the top. >> I called this man. I called this man. >> No, don't get nervous. I'm joking. I
00:54:03
don't think they would because they'll go to jail if they're doing it. They're
00:54:06
not really doing it. Don't really worry. >> He's about 86 years old. He lives in
00:54:09
Marina del Re. He runs the business out of his apartment. I've called him. It's
00:54:12
insane. >> Oh, the business manager. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Yeah. I've called him and I go,
00:54:15
"Hey, man. I think we need to fund the Bad Friends account. We're about to go
00:54:17
back out and we're going to pay for some stuff." >> Takes him about a month and a half to
00:54:20
get back to us. >> Yeah, I love that. Yeah, I love that for no one. >> He's like, "I got to go chisel the gold
00:54:24
out of this uh tomb I'm keeping it in. >> It's Dude, honestly, you're getting
00:54:28
stolen from 100%." >> Oh, no. Don't worry about that. I want to keep Bobby Light. I want to keep
00:54:34
Slammy Light. I want to keep Bobby Light. Look at this face. >> I don't know.
00:54:36
>> I'm teasing. He's not stealing from you. He's a reliable, wonderful person. We're
00:54:39
making a joke. It's a comedy show. >> It's a comedy show. It's a comedy show.
00:54:42
And what it is? David Wars. So, if you look at a David bar, it says it has 30 gram of protein or something
00:54:47
>> and it has 150 calories. >> Guess what that is? >> Impossible.
00:54:52
>> Yeah, >> that's like chemically impossible. And I Googled it. I like cuz I had to know. I
00:54:58
was like, are David Bars lying? And it's like, yes, they have like 300 I don't
00:55:03
know this, by the way. Don't [ __ ] come after me, you chiseled CEO. You gorgeous man with [ __ ] muscle tone
00:55:09
from all your >> impossible to even do that. I I mean protein itself is pretty high in
00:55:15
calories. That's one of the problems. >> Well, it's one of actually the benefits
00:55:17
of it if you also >> I should be asking you you secret muscle. >> Can we go back to the way or the white
00:55:23
secret? How? But first of all, you brought up that why is that white? >> Well, that's not
00:55:28
>> I would ARGUE THE WHITE. WHY DID YOU SAY it's not? I said I'll keep it white just
00:55:33
by being me. >> Protein bars are inherently a white guy snack. This is I I do not see
00:55:38
>> I eat them. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you cuz you associate with whites and you're dating
00:55:41
a white. You're >> How about a gallon of milk on the table on the dinner table?
00:55:45
>> Never done that. >> That's the way of the white. >> Way of the white of the white. I also
00:55:49
can I observe there's an observation I've had ever since a kid. You guys make
00:55:53
up your own language >> that we don't understand. >> Tell me what do you mean?
00:55:57
>> Well, I I saw >> particularly spelling it correctly. >> You didn't misspell it. Join join me in
00:56:02
the hot tub. >> Yeah. May God Raph. Anyway, uh >> May God Raph. That's gonna be my when I
00:56:09
die >> at the Laugh Factory. That's what's gonna be Is that pre-arranged?
00:56:12
>> Yeah, it's pre-arranged. >> Oh, thank God. Raph, what's our language
00:56:16
that we try to hide stuff from you in? >> Well, I I first know not noticed it in
00:56:20
the um '7s as a kid. >> Okay. >> I saw the movie Greece. I We talked
00:56:25
about this already, right? But I'm going to say it again because Pete's new to
00:56:29
this. I'm new to this, right? >> I'm new to this. >> And I realized that they you guys have
00:56:32
your own language from a song. We come together like shama shama shamaing ding dong. That's your own white language.
00:56:41
>> That sounded Yeah. >> There's a riff here, but I don't want to
00:56:44
risk my career for it. Do it. Yeah. Go. Oh, no. >> I want to hear him say Shamala Lama
00:56:48
dingdong again. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Go ahead. Do it. >> Is that racist? No.
00:56:51
>> Right. >> And nobody's saying or thinking llama ding ding dong. That's your own
00:56:57
language. NOBODY'S >> SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT OKAY. THAT THAT WAS THE RIFF. THAT WAS THE RIFF. THAT WAS
00:57:02
THE RIFF. I WON'T DO IT. I HAVE TOO MUCH TO LOSE. >> WE CAN'T EVEN SAY I HAVE TOO MUCH TO
00:57:05
LOSE. >> WE CAN'T EVEN SAY IT. WATCH NOW. >> OKAY. >> Give me
00:57:13
>> Oh, you mean physically. >> We can't even say it. So that's your
00:57:15
language. >> We can't even physically say we stole that from from like jazz and soul that
00:57:20
were making up words. >> That's right. >> Oh well, give me a soul SINGER THAT
00:57:23
WOULD SING. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> I MEAN, WE stole that. >> So black people have their own Here's
00:57:28
White Cinnamon Toast Crunch. >> What do you What do you >> That's interesting.
00:57:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You know, I've been >> Honey Nut Cheerios is a little bit
00:57:34
whiter. >> Cheerios. >> Oh, HNC. Cheerios. >> I think Regular Life is white.
00:57:39
>> Yeah. >> Not cinnamon, but regular life. >> Just regular life is white.
00:57:43
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's crazy to say. Well, >> yeah. I I knew you meant the cereal
00:57:47
though. >> No. No. >> The whole philosophy of life. >> Remember that great Seinfeld bit where
00:57:52
he goes, "The goal to call your cereal life. How about a bowl of almighty God?"
00:57:58
How about that? No. >> You don't know this? Because if you don't like it, you can go to hell.
00:58:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh my. That's a great bit. >> Is it? >> It is a good.
00:58:06
>> You're not sure. >> I hate it. >> You hate it. It's one of those BITS THAT
00:58:09
YOU GO, I DON'T KNOW. BUT then you do like it. >> Well, how about this?
00:58:12
>> I'm a Wedies guy. >> Wedies. >> That's ours. That's ours for sure.
00:58:15
>> Is that your for sure? Cinn Cinnamon Live. What else do I do? >> I think I think Wedies is the ultimate
00:58:20
immigrant. Like Like you come to America and you're like, I'm gonna [ __ ] be on
00:58:24
the Wedies box. >> I mean that when I say immigrant, I mean that in the most positive way. Show
00:58:30
Otani. >> Hm. >> He's probably on the Witty's box. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:33
>> Marty the Marty Supremacy. >> Did you guys see the Marty Supremacy?
00:58:37
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, he was the best. Jason Bourne Box. I hope so. >> Who?
00:58:43
>> Show. He's not on there. >> Golden Grams. >> I love >> Golden Grams is white, right?
00:58:47
>> I love Golden Grams. >> Is that white or anything? >> It kind of has an eastern flavor. Like
00:58:51
you must get past the Golden Graham. >> Yeah. Like a gate. >> Like a what?
00:58:56
>> Look up Golden Graham box. It's in >> if you said nothing. >> Yeah.
00:59:01
>> What was it? >> Because they had they used to have a brown bear as their mascot. Remember
00:59:04
that guy? Why they >> never saw him? >> No, no, no. That's Golden that's uh
00:59:08
Golden uh Can't get enough Super Golden Crisp. Super Golden Crisp. >> Golden Crisp.
00:59:13
>> All right. So, I did I get through all of the way of the whites? >> No, there's so many more things. I mean,
00:59:18
>> oh, microwaving your coffee. >> That's a way of the wipe. >> That's a mom wipe.
00:59:21
>> We've never done that. >> Mom wipe. >> Uh changing How about this? Putting gas
00:59:25
in your car before it gets to empty. That is remarkably. >> That took my breath away.
00:59:29
>> That is such a white took my breath away. Okay. I don't even I I don't I
00:59:33
don't even understand what you said. So say it's slowing me. >> Gas in your car before it gets to E. You
00:59:38
wait. You wait. >> It's got to be blinking >> 100%. The light. >> No. The way of the white.
00:59:42
>> I've never seen the gas light on in my car. WOW. >> MY ENTIRE LIFE.
00:59:46
>> Because can I say this? I fill up gas in the same way that I wash my car or get a
00:59:50
haircut. It's based on mood. >> It's mood. >> I'm in a great mood.
00:59:53
>> Fill it up. Fill it up. >> Insane. I'm full of it. Fill it up.
00:59:56
>> You know what? My car says one mile left. >> That's when I fill it up.
01:00:00
>> What kind of car is it? >> It's a Hyundai. Make the joke. >> I won't.
01:00:05
>> It's a great car. >> Made Did you make the car? >> You're so good.
01:00:12
>> Clip it. Is this live? >> Yeah. >> Do you clip? >> We edit.
01:00:16
>> Yeah. >> Yeah, we clip. We're on the top podcast in the world. I know. I know. I know.
01:00:21
Why? Why do you think I would be here? the way he said it. >> Why do you think I would be here
01:00:26
promoting Silly Silly Fun Boy over here? >> Please watch Silly Silly Fun Boy right
01:00:30
now on YouTube. A re >> top of the hour here on Bad Friends. Pete Holmes from Silly Silly Fun.
01:00:34
>> Welcome back to Top of the Hour. It's 10:09 in the P.M. >> Did you know that's you? It's against
01:00:40
the law. Like because radio used to be used for like it still is used for like army and that sort of stuff. You have to
01:00:45
say who you are. That's an old law. Like if you do like serious or whatever terrestrial raid not serious they have
01:00:51
to go like W KBBL top of the hour 459 because people would be like in the old days they'd be like who are you identify
01:00:58
yourself really used it as well. >> You're cramming up the the frequency and
01:01:02
they'd be like it's oldies 103.3 they have >> what year is this? >> That's what I'm saying. That was
01:01:08
>> World War II. Imagine, right? World War II. >> Just so you couldn't hear.
01:01:16
>> I will say you guys have a magic. How come you didn't GET THAT FREQUENCY?
01:01:20
>> YOU HAVE A MAGIC. >> YEAH, you mean >> we did. Benedict Cumberbatch [ __ ]
01:01:24
crack the code. >> Yeah, >> nice try. >> You didn't get that frequency.
01:01:27
>> We had a lanky gay crack. >> I I didn't hear that one. >> We should have We should
01:01:34
>> Yeah, you should have heard that. So your Raiders weren't good back then.
01:01:37
>> What? >> That's another way of the way. >> What's your key? What is your code?
01:01:39
What's your common go-to code if you're doing a radio uh impersonation? >> WKBBL.
01:01:44
>> As if we all have one. >> Yeah. Isn't that fun? >> WKQX. I just love WKQX cuz I'd never
01:01:50
>> I literally don't have one. >> This is a way of the way. >> This is a way of another way.
01:01:54
>> Being ready. Is that a good one? >> I wanted more for a lanky gay cracked
01:01:59
your code like that. None of us saw the imitation game. >> I loved it. >> Yeah. So fun.
01:02:03
>> So fun. >> But what bragging rights? >> I got one. [ __ ] big ass army GENERALS
01:02:07
ARE LIKE, "WE GOT A LANKY GAY ON YOUR CODE." LIKE, HOW FUN IS THAT? >> HOW ABOUT THAT?
01:02:11
>> HOW FUN IS THAT? THAT THAT GENERAL HAD TO SHAKE HANDS WITH SOMEONE HE PROBABLY
01:02:15
HAD AN ISSUE WITH in those days >> and he was LIKE, "GOOD JOB. GOT TO HAND
01:02:18
IT TO YOU." Eating the steak. >> Yeah. I love it. [ __ ] deal with it.
01:02:22
Mac and cheese with butter. >> That's a white thing. >> That's You add a little extra butter.
01:02:27
>> Anything on the mac and cheese box that says if you want this a little bit
01:02:31
better, >> butter. >> That's the way. >> I use Sriracha. No, that we've we've
01:02:35
co-opted that. That's our >> Oh, you did. That's yours. >> Sriracha mayo. That's what we call it.
01:02:39
And you know why? >> You blend the white with the age. Sriracha mayo. >> So you guys took Bill Cosby.
01:02:44
>> We love Cosby. We stand by What if I had a I open my shirt. It says I stand. You
01:02:50
>> stand with Bill. >> I stand with Bill. >> Did you you want to cut that out? We I
01:02:55
don't stand with Bill. >> You don't need to cut that out. It's a
01:02:57
bit >> Okay. >> I don't stand with Bill. I think that's I also Jeffrey Dmer. Not too hot on a
01:03:02
big fan. But there are some BLs you take. >> There are some blacks. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you own it. That's
01:03:07
ours. Like Whitney Houston. Not Whitney. Oh, like the racial draft. >> You own her.
01:03:10
>> No, not own her, but like this is ours. >> Claim Tina Turner. Claim
01:03:14
>> Tina Turner. >> You You claimed her like >> rolling on the [ __ ] river. She's
01:03:18
everybody's. >> I know. But the thing is is that she's >> I know what you're trying to say. What
01:03:22
am I trying to say? >> You're trying to say it's like that Chappelle show, The Racial Draft kind
01:03:26
of. >> Yeah, but the one you're thinking of is like Alo Black. I'll give you that.
01:03:29
That's probably a white guy. >> Like Will Will Smith pre-slap was the ultimate every white person was like
01:03:34
that's our guy. Yeah. Like we liked him. >> Yeah. That's what you do. You go that's
01:03:38
my guy. >> Joe Mandy called him. Joe Mandy and Noah Garfinkle called him Blom Blanks cuz he
01:03:43
was black Tom Hanks. >> Blom Blanks. >> Blanks. But then Blom Blanks Blum
01:03:47
slapped somebody. >> What are you doing? >> OJ. >> OJ was Yeah. Yeah. I'm not black. I'm
01:03:52
OJ. OJ. >> Is that That's what he meant. I'm not That's what I'm talking about.
01:03:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. George Foreman. How many grills do I have to sell? >> Yeah.
01:04:00
>> I'm just like a >> You guys took him. >> Oh, we loved him.
01:04:03
>> We loved him. >> Yeah. >> Is he dead? >> Yeah. >> See,
01:04:06
>> we don't know. >> We don't know. And we're going to look
01:04:08
it up. And by the way, if he's not dead, he will be soon cuz this show has killed. How many people have we killed?
01:04:13
Maybe seven or eight. Truly. >> Yeah. >> We speak the pope. Yeah. >> But but there are some c but there are
01:04:18
some celebr >> Asians. Celebrities. >> No, he's alive. 76. And rest in peace, I
01:04:25
should say, when this comes out. >> Wow. He No, it says he died. >> He died.
01:04:30
>> Yeah, he died on March 21st. So, in the time in which I read that and said that
01:04:34
he died. >> Count it. >> That's how good we are. >> Count down it.
01:04:37
>> We took Bork. >> Bork is dead. >> No, but we claim Bork. >> Oh, his Asian.
01:04:43
>> No, >> as an Asian. What? Where are you on Mark Paul Gosler? He's part Japanese.
01:04:47
>> Well, we take him. >> You can have him. >> You can't have Bork.
01:04:49
>> I love Bork is every weird white person. >> But I do want I suck his dick.
01:04:53
>> You suck him in part season two. You mean the college years? >> Is that the guy from heated rivalry?
01:05:01
>> No. [ __ ] >> Mark Paul Gosler. >> Mark Paul Gosler is is the wonderful the
01:05:06
incomparable. I hate to call him Zach Morris, but that's what you might know.
01:05:08
Say by the bell. >> Let me see. >> Say by the bell. There he is. >> And he's a half Asian.
01:05:12
>> No, he's got I That looks a court. >> That looks That's a court to me, too.
01:05:16
>> That's a court too low. >> Yeah. Yeah, it's a court too low. We did
01:05:19
a sketch more Marco Rubio. >> We did a sketch on my show where he played Rayu Ryu. Oh,
01:05:25
>> and he because we were like, "Oh, okay. He's somewhat Japanese, so that's okay."
01:05:29
>> Oh, that I think that's okay. >> But then he came on and the joke was
01:05:32
>> that I was firing him cuz no one knows what he's saying. We're like, when you
01:05:36
do the kick thing, it's like, "What are you saying? I don't like asparagus. I
01:05:38
don't like asparag." Right. >> Yeah. >> But he learned the Japanese so well that
01:05:43
it ruined the bit and we had to come up with another accent. >> His mother is a tiny ready to go.
01:05:47
>> Indonesian woman. It says he's not Japanese. >> Pry PS dry. Mark Paul. I blame him. Why
01:05:52
don't you call me? I didn't know you at the time. >> Okay, fair enough.
01:05:57
>> Although, do you think you'd be a good Ryu? >> Yeah, >> I think I would be.
01:06:04
>> Have you seen a picture of >> Pull it up. >> Pull up Ryu. This is like me claiming
01:06:09
I'm ready to be Zangief. Like, I don't think so. We got a good Blanca right
01:06:14
here. >> Blanca is just a redhead. >> Oh, I Ryu for Oh, you're right. Ryu from
01:06:19
Street Fighter. >> You'd be a good You could be I got it. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I I just
01:06:25
>> Yeah. Yes, I would be. >> You think so? Yeah. >> Wait, you're looking at the same thing
01:06:29
I'm looking at. >> Yeah. Yeah, I am looking at because I'll tell you this. Why
01:06:32
>> you're more of a doulim? >> You doll seem like a dam to me. I think
01:06:36
I'm more like I'm Chin Lee. Chunley. >> Chun Lee. I'm Chun Lee. I don't think
01:06:41
you got any shoulders. >> You don't have the thighs for Chun Lee, bro.
01:06:45
>> Chun Lee is built. She's got She's got tree trunks, brother. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was one of my fir
01:06:49
That's one of the first representations of thick ticc not make her but have her invite her to
01:06:59
do the spinning bird kick and couple couple ask her and couple good pauses you got yourself a jerk my man
01:07:05
>> you got yourself a heated rivalry my man >> hey hey stop LOOKING >> LOOK AT THAT
01:07:09
>> stop looking at the porn aspects of this okay >> that is PORNO BLUR OFF BLUR OFF I'M JUST
01:07:14
KIDDING >> BETWEEN HER AND Jessica Rabbit Jessica Rabbit for me was >> Jessica Rabbit Rabbit changed a
01:07:18
generation. Yeah. >> My brother was in a picture with Jessica Rabbit. We went to Disney. I guess
01:07:23
that's a Disney franchise. >> And I picked the one where I'm in the
01:07:26
car and and and Roger Rabbit is flying out. He picked the one where he's in the
01:07:30
trench coat and Jessica Rabbit. They impose her over the photo. It's a picture with Jessica Rabbit, but they're
01:07:35
supposed to be standing so close that her boobs are pushing up against you, but he was so shy, bless him, that he
01:07:40
stood at a distance. In the picture, it just looked like her boobs were levitating for no reason.
01:07:45
>> HE WAS TOO SHY TO MASH HIM. I LIKE mom was watching. >> I sexualized it for 9year-old boys.
01:07:51
>> That's what she was. And April O'Neal. >> April O'Neal.
01:07:54
>> April O'Neal was the April O'Dal, bro. Clip it. >> Clip it.
01:07:58
>> Clip it. >> Jessica Rabbit. Real fast again so we can see a photo of her. I mean, she was
01:08:01
stunning. >> Let's see if we can get this to mask. >> Big boy. >> I know.
01:08:05
>> And incredible that actor. What was his name? That's against her. >> Bob Hos.
01:08:08
>> Bob Hosk. >> And then Cool World was like, "Oh, you like that? How about this with Brad
01:08:11
Pitt?" And we're all like, "Pass, >> pass." We didn't like it.
01:08:13
>> Pass. It just didn't land. Cool World is to who framed Roger Rabbit as Dark City
01:08:18
is to the Matrix. >> Whoa. >> I mean, what I just love Dark City though.
01:08:22
>> What I just So is uh Cool World. >> Yeah, I guess. >> I don't know. Yeah,
01:08:27
>> Dark City was fun, but it wasn't Matrix. >> My My cartoon crushes Wilma from the
01:08:31
Flintstones. >> Nice. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I was more of a >> Betty. I'm being real.
01:08:36
>> Wilma's okay. >> This is why you and I have a good relationship.
01:08:38
>> I like that. >> That That looks like a fish. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I I always like Drago.
01:08:42
She's sexy. >> No, she is. Yeah, >> I think they designed her. And also Fred
01:08:46
looks Asian. >> Fred in that one. >> I think in general I always I always
01:08:50
looked at Fred Flintstone. I go, "Oh, that's an Asian." >> Fred Flintstone.
01:08:56
>> Fred Bonnie. >> There is. >> He doesn't look Asian. >> Yaba.
01:09:01
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> See, if Shane Gillis had been sitting next to an Asian,
01:09:06
>> no controversy. No controversy. >> Exactly. Right. >> It's It's called the Roophole.
01:09:10
>> It's the root hole. CRIET >> SILLY SILLY FUN BOY ON YOUTUBE NOW. CRI
01:09:25
IT. >> WATCH SILLY SILLY FUN BOY ON YouTube right now with Pete homep. >> That is an interesting point though. I
01:09:30
don't think he would have been in that much trouble if I would have been if no
01:09:33
trouble. >> Yeah, >> no trouble. >> Don't you think? >> I don't remember what he said in the
01:09:38
clip. I don't >> I don't want to dig into this again. you. Also, it was like the best thing in
01:09:41
his career was not going to SNL. He he got to fly as free as he wanted to fly and then he got to make his own
01:09:46
television show and then became the most famous comic in the world. So, ironically, it was a good thing.
01:09:50
>> It wasn't It's not just ironically, it's it's it's I mean, there's something kind
01:09:54
of lovely about it. I don't know. >> It's beautiful. He made his own.
01:09:56
>> It's a life lesson, actually. >> It's a life lesson to have fun.
01:09:58
Nothing's that serious. Silly Fun Boy right now on YouTube. Everything is fake
01:10:02
and comedy is supposed to be [ __ ] stupid. >> Shane did my new faces that I was
01:10:06
hosting. >> Yeah. >> And I went up to him. I feel like an idiot because I went up to him and I I
01:10:10
didn't say like, "You got it, kid." But it's funny when you're encouraging
01:10:13
someone who's on the precipice of like stardom and and I'm like, "Oh, I'm being
01:10:18
such a good older comedian." I'm like, "You got something, man." Like he really
01:10:22
murdered. He murdered. And his set was really I think this side of the line, not like over the line, but it was like
01:10:29
edgy and it's like this show, you know, new face. You're supposed to like
01:10:33
everybody's towing the line. He went a little long and he did uh I don't know
01:10:37
if you know that bit about like you got to hand it to the guy that came up with the Special Olympics.
01:10:41
>> So he did a set and then he was like, "All right, I'm uh probably shouldn't do
01:10:45
this one, but I'm going to do it." And he did it. >> Killed it. >> Murdered.
01:10:50
>> It was like the sound of a standing ovation. It's a bunch of idiots. So
01:10:53
like, you know, I'm not idiots, but you know, it's agents and people that aren't
01:10:57
>> idiots. Yeah, you said it. >> Beat double it down. And but they it murdered and I just him
01:11:06
and Jean Marco Seresi both closed two of the nights that I was there and I was just like what is and Laura Peak there
01:11:12
were a lot of great people there. You know these people of course you do. >> You're at the store.
01:11:17
>> You're at the store. >> And I like to see you coming around the
01:11:19
store a lot. That's my favorite thing to see. >> I've been around. I was there. I went I
01:11:22
kill in the uh the main room and then I go and do in the original room. >> You know you know what I do when I'm
01:11:27
bombing? >> What? >> My mind goes >> film it. >> Film it. Clip it. Dude, what's wrong
01:11:32
with you today? >> I DON'T KNOW. I WANT IT TO BURN. I WANT I DON'T I LOVE YOU, BOBBY. All you, you
01:11:38
know what I mean? You just, you know, we have a rel, you know. >> I know. I I love you, but I've to I've
01:11:42
said this about you before. When you're thinking, you look like you're getting
01:11:45
ready to pounce. >> Yeah. Here's the thing here. >> And I get defensive and I'm like, I
01:11:49
better make fun of >> He is in attack mode. >> No, no, that's not true. That's true.
01:11:52
So, I've had this. >> Okay. >> Yeah. I'm not I'm not in attack mode.
01:11:56
>> Look at your hand. Look at your claws. Your claws are out. >> You're You're this close to a hidden
01:11:59
dragon. I'm giving myself the note, Bobby. I love you. I'm going to adjust
01:12:02
my attitude this week, right? I've had some beefs with three people and in my
01:12:07
mind I'm like, am I the Remember when I asked I I out loud >> you said, am I the problem?
01:12:12
>> Yeah. Am I the problem? >> With all your beefs. >> Yeah. And and I really
01:12:17
>> common theme and and that even that little retort you and I had, right?
01:12:23
>> Do you have beef with me? >> No, I have zero beef with you. >> Yeah. So, do you think it's because I'm
01:12:27
about to pounce? No, I think it's Do you want the true answer? >> I want the true answer.
01:12:32
>> I come in, I go, Bobby, and I mean this in the best way. Is it like a wild man?
01:12:36
Like if I had five If the doors of the elevator are closing, I'm going to go
01:12:39
see Bobby Lee tonight. They get off the elevator. Who's that? Ah, he's kind of
01:12:42
like a wild man. That's what I would say. Wow. So, a wild man means you don't
01:12:47
know in the best way cuz entertainment is surprise. You're always surprising.
01:12:51
So, I do think I go like I want to I want to see where I'm at with Bobby. I'm
01:12:55
going to send these sonar pings. Is he Is he kind of Is he grumpy? Is he happy? Is he silly? Is he funny? What's he
01:13:00
going to do? So I send out these little tests and then I go, "Oh, I got sweet
01:13:04
Bobby." >> This is the child of, you know, >> Yeah. abuse and trauma.
01:13:08
>> Yeah. That's what trauma does. >> I mean, Dan Levy last night looked right
01:13:11
at me and goes, >> "I think you have a mental illness." >> Dan Dan Levy.
01:13:18
>> Dan Levy. >> You know Dan? >> The very funny Dan Levy. You don't know
01:13:21
Dan Levy? >> No, I'm saying which one though. >> There's two Dan Levies.
01:13:24
>> Well, there's Eugene's son. That's Eugene Levy. Are you that guy?
01:13:27
>> No. Dan Dan, our friend. >> He does. He tours it with Melanie special about.
01:13:33
>> He looked right at me. He goes, "I think you have a me mental illness."
01:13:36
>> What What was the context? >> Well, I I >> Bobby was pissing in his mouth,
01:13:41
>> you dirty [ __ ] I think you're mentally ill. >> No, last night the whole night I was
01:13:45
wearing the these types of glasses at the comedy store >> and I did the Italian thing
01:13:51
>> all night long. >> Yeah. If that's >> I wouldn't stop in the green room. You
01:13:55
know, >> if that's mentally ill. >> Hey, that was a good set. David Spade.
01:13:58
>> If that's mentally ill, I'm right next to you. >> Okay. I heard that Chris Fleming I
01:14:03
listened to him on Burbiglia's Working It Out podcast and somebody heckled Chris Fleming where they went, "Uh,
01:14:09
let's go weird." And today my wife was on the phone with her brother and I just kept going,
01:14:14
"Let's go Weirdo." And then I texted him, "Let's go weird."
01:14:19
>> No, no, no. Just my brother-in-law. And then I shot a video of my daughter
01:14:23
going, "Let's go, weird out." And texted it to my brother. Just >> this is the byproduct of creativity.
01:14:29
Sometimes I'm completely on your side. >> Shame on you, Dan Levy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:34
>> Levy. >> Levy. >> Levy. Shame on you, Dan Le. >> No, no, no, no. He was kidding. He said,
01:14:39
>> "Okay." >> He was laughing. >> Well, so was that shame on you.
01:14:42
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was on me, but I got on my hands and knees. I I
01:14:45
promise I don't have >> Who are the people you have uh beef with? >> Well, here's the thing. Robbie Hoffman.
01:14:50
>> 100%. Big beef. Big be. >> Yeah. But then later that night she text. You got
01:14:53
>> Well, she loves you, but there's a there's a tension. >> Yeah, but I didn't do anything.
01:14:57
>> It that you sometimes you don't have to. >> Okay. Eric Andre.
01:15:00
>> That one's real. >> Yeah. But we're good now. Cuz he just he
01:15:03
just said, "Let's go on tour together." >> That's right. Again. Same thing. Same
01:15:06
thing. So close to kissing. >> Yes. Love. >> Fighting fighting fighting fighting.
01:15:10
>> Love and hate. >> Yeah. But I I think when we're on podcast or I'm acting
01:15:13
>> Why did you have beef with Eric? >> I have no idea. He thinks this happened
01:15:17
which didn't happen. >> He called me about this. It did happen. And he ripped your shirt and you got mad
01:15:21
about that. >> He ripped >> No, no, no. His beef from 25 years ago. >> Oh, the original.
01:15:25
>> Yeah. Oh, right. >> Yeah. Yeah. Aged beef. >> Yeah, it's aged beef.
01:15:28
>> Wow. >> It's got a nice layer of mold on it. You cut that off and you get underneath of
01:15:32
that. >> Yeah. Yeah. You bury it. >> It's snow beef. >> Snow beef
01:15:35
>> from Japan. Have you had snow beef? >> No. >> From Japan. >> Snow beef.
01:15:38
>> It's melts right in your mouth. >> Oh, wow. Not in your hand.
01:15:41
>> But it >> Who knew M&M stood for moo and moo? Okay. I I said stood wrong. You want to
01:15:49
clip that one or no? >> You can clip it. >> Put that ONE IN THE TRASH.
01:15:53
>> I LIKE But Eric Andre's accusation is is that we both auditioned for MAT TV. I
01:15:59
got it. He didn't get it. And he thought that I changed my relationship with him
01:16:04
that I was kind of standoffish and weird. I don't remember being like that. >> Well, how old was he? Nine when he got
01:16:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I I think it's perception. >> That was like 30 years ago.
01:16:11
>> I think a lot of times we have certain perception. Yeah. >> Right. You'll see somebody have a bad
01:16:16
day, but then you take it personally or something. You know what I mean? >> We don't see the world how it is. We see
01:16:20
the world how we are. >> And now we're on my podcast. >> Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:24
>> And I just turned this into you made it bad, friend. >> Yeah. But that is
01:16:29
>> Is this a good wink? >> It's a very good wink. >> I don't like it. I hate it.
01:16:32
>> I don't like when you wink. You're not a wink guy. You guys are wink. He's a wink
01:16:35
guy. Wink. >> Who I wink? >> Do the glasses and show them the wink. Take the glass off. Look at this wink.
01:16:39
>> Love that wink. >> Yeah. >> What? What was that? >> That's a wink.
01:16:43
>> Are you showing me where the moonshine is? Are you the [ __ ] You look like
01:16:47
Tucker Carlson right now. >> All whites look like Tucker Carlson. >> Not me.
01:16:50
>> Ah, the way of the white. >> Except the Blancas. >> Yeah, the Blanca. The Blancas get away
01:16:53
with white. >> If you hit jab and something happens, you're a Blanca. >> Okay. You're If you don't and you're
01:16:58
white, you're a Tucker. >> What's going on? >> Okay. I'm going to give you white hand
01:17:01
cuz we just before you came, me and Mone had white hand gestures. >> White gestures.
01:17:05
>> What they're allowed to do. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, I'm just going to do them and
01:17:09
you you you see if if they're allowed to do it. >> Okay. >> Yeah. That's that's that's our bread and
01:17:14
butter. >> Okay. That's our bread and butter, >> right? Right. >> Still in the zone. You might be a youth
01:17:20
pastor, but yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. We invented this. >> I know you did, right?
01:17:25
>> We did. >> Like hang loose. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. For sure.
01:17:29
>> Now, what about this? >> You are so funny. You're a true talent.
01:17:40
>> That is so funny. >> Like, >> what about this? >> That's a no. It's a no.
01:17:45
>> It's a no. >> And he did that to a girl. >> He asked for a girl's number. She said,
01:17:48
"I'm a lesbian." And he went like this to her. >> That is the funniest.
01:17:52
>> It's insane. >> That's like >> I watched it live last night.
01:17:55
>> Yeah. He saw it live last night and I go, "You're not You guys are allowed to
01:17:59
have >> What? Was she black?" >> No. No. It's getting clearer.
01:18:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's getting clear. >> Did you wear a gold medal and you were
01:18:06
on the podium >> in the 70s? >> Were you protesting something? >> I do think movies like Fantastic Mr.
01:18:12
box, which I love, which has the wolf going like this. I have a frame picture of the wolf going like that.
01:18:16
>> But this is different. >> Yeah, BUT IT'S A WOLF. >> YEAH, it's a wolf.
01:18:19
>> Wolves can do. Wolves can do this. You're right. Look, Mama Luke. Mama
01:18:23
Luke. They can do whatever they want. >> Okay. Yeah, you can't do that.
01:18:25
>> You can't do that. Are there other things that whites can do that I whites
01:18:29
can't do. >> Let me ask. >> And gesture wise, >> you know what I I enjoy as a white being
01:18:34
folded into someone else's culture is the soul shake. If if if I go here, nobody's going, "What are you doing?"
01:18:39
>> Yeah. >> What's a soul shake? >> Dapping someone up. It's just like a
01:18:42
>> dapping someone up when you when you go like this. >> You know what a soul shake is? I don't
01:18:47
know if we should call it soul shake. >> Yeah, we should not. >> Yeah, that's like the aonics of
01:18:52
>> right which we learned. >> Which we learned is look up is soul shake a bad term.
01:18:57
>> It sounds like it. I think just dapping someone up is what they say now.
01:19:00
>> Soul shake is inherently back here >> is not inherently bad or offensive.
01:19:05
>> Yeah. I I've always thought that that's like when you know that clip of Obama,
01:19:09
he's shaking hands. He's shaking hands. He's shaking hands and he gets to the
01:19:12
black guy and they and they do that. One of my favorite clips. >> I love that. I've seen that.
01:19:16
>> Nature nature. >> So years ago, >> yeah, that's just you. It's like, oh,
01:19:19
this guy gets it. >> Well, I like anything that implies kinship and if somebody's That's why I'm
01:19:23
saying I know that I'm being folded in to someone else's culture, but I I I
01:19:28
enjoy that in any way. I'm not trying to be funny. If I came to your house and
01:19:31
had a traditional Korean meal, I would really love that. I would be I would be honored. And I should have said honored.
01:19:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. We also have meatloaf and chicken pot pie as I understand you guys
01:19:40
love stoopers. I know, >> but that's me folding you into mine. >> Or let me ask you,
01:19:43
>> CPP is a white thing. Chicken Pope pie is our meal. >> You done with CPP?
01:19:47
>> Uh, you know me. >> Clip it. >> I love the CP. Anyway, Pete, it's really
01:19:52
good. Pete, look in that camera. >> Wait, we have to end on a laugh. >> Yeah, we have to end on a laugh.
01:19:57
>> Okay, let's try to figure it out. >> Something funny. >> You want to do an improv game? How do we
01:20:01
end it? >> I'm just Look, we just did a whole section that we were like, we have to
01:20:05
lift that out. Now we're back and Andrew Santino has to go to a game and Bobby's
01:20:09
pretending that he has to leave despite his producers. >> I want to end on something. If not
01:20:16
funny, I'll settle for heartwarming friendship. Yeah, >> I'll settle for funny or silly.
01:20:21
>> Yeah. >> Do you want to play uh >> I mean some movies end not funny.
01:20:25
>> That's true. What movie? I've seen a starless. It was like not funny at all.
01:20:30
>> How about we can play a game? We can play a game that I've I played with Co
01:20:34
Bear. I've played with my wife. It's called smallest smile. Do you want to
01:20:37
play smallest smile? And we're out of here. >> Yeah. How do you play it? Super easy.
01:20:40
You look down >> and when you come back, you come back with a neutral face.
01:20:45
>> We're going to go one at a time and then you do the smallest smile you can do. It has to be You're
01:20:51
going to be so good at it. It has to be perceivable as a smile. I'm going to go
01:20:56
first just to give you a sense. >> I ALREADY KNOW IT. >> RIGHT into the camera.
01:20:59
>> Yeah. Okay. This is my camera. Ready? >> This is my camera. So, we we all do it
01:21:02
at the same time. >> No, no, no. one at a time cuz I want to watch and I want to enjoy. But I'm just
01:21:06
going to do it so you know. The key is come up with neutral and then do it. >> Okay. Here we go.
01:21:10
>> All right. Ready? >> Right. >> I'm not going to be able to do it.
01:21:16
>> You're going to be able to do it. I'm going to give you one direction.
01:21:20
>> Do less than you think. It's almost nothing cuz that red right? >> It has to read as a smile but has to be
01:21:26
small. >> Santino, are you going to close us? >> Yeah. Okay. Ready? >> Yeah. It's the point. The point is it's
01:21:33
hard to do without laughing. >> I love you. I want to see another one though. Can I see another one? Just
01:21:46
because it's too good cuz smiles are in the eyes. >> Oh yeah. >> It's too good.
01:21:51
>> It's too good what you're doing right now. >> It's hard to not do it.
01:21:58
>> It's hard to not give you one more shot. >> It was very good.
01:22:00
>> No laughing. Less. No laughing. No laughing. All right. >> Do And I would say do half as much.
01:22:05
>> Oh, do half as much. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz you got a mustache and I'm not joking. That highlights the
01:22:09
smile. >> All right. So, all right. Ready? That's so funny. Ready? >> Very good.
01:22:18
>> Very dark. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I loved you in perfect days. >> Go ahead.
01:22:24
>> Just another harvested. >> Here it is. Slam Tino. You get me good. That is so good.
01:22:37
>> That's how you get booked on. That's the game. And we end it on a laugh. Please
01:22:41
watch Silly Silly Funboy. It's on YouTube.com. It's website >> right now. Silly silly funboy. It's on
01:22:47
Pete's uh YouTube. >> And go to uh Pete.com for my tour dates and follow me on social.
01:22:51
>> Also say thank you for being a bad friend. >> And thank you for being a bad friend.
01:22:57
Yeah. Yeah. Woo.