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hi I'm Rudy and welcome to bad friends and our guests for today are Kya Steve and Doc good job good job I like that nice
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and formal she was very did you feel her peace okay that's it back to two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude
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you two are disgusting you two or something we're bad friends I don't want to he's a man
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no you're a man you both breathe [ __ ] you know what I mean he's a half a man he's a full man that's a full man absolutely not that's a full man
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respect it respect him where you from Doc Chic Detro you don't even know stop hold up yeah respect the city of Detroit okay you know how sometimes you
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know how people are born with an underdeveloped S to think about what you're about to say no I want you to think about it
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Steve say what my point is go ahead you know some people some people are born with an under underdeveloped sies twin
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right so it's like they're not really alive but like there's a face on their side or whatever or there's half a brother sticking out of their body and
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stuff that's she shequ O'Neal's [ __ ] s under develop oh is that what I yeah yeah yeah okay I know if you were on Shaquille dude if
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you were on Shaquille O'Neal's body you'd be a skin tag so you're saying his neck what's that movie Total Recall
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where the thing that's why that's what you call him what's his name again Quon she never she doesn't know what that
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is qu hey what was a little what was a man attached to the in total recall is that what you're saying Doc is
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yeah you got stick up for yourself doc that's disrespect it right is it that's [ __ ] disrespect that's real what you do about it what are you going to do now we going
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to gang up on right now this works when we talk one at a time all right so let people let people
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let people save their mind right and then we can't talk over each other okay I I thought you were going to set an agenda of what the show was going to be about
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and yeah yeah we're gonna talk about yeah see we could talk here's here's the deal bud all right Andrew is not here right we can talk about whatever we want and we generally talk about what me and
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Andrew want to talk about and I felt like it wasn't fair to you right so we can talk about whatever you want to talk
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about and we will try to you I mean add information to your topics no no no no no Steve stop stop stop Hawaii you Hawaii Hawaii what the
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[ __ ] she was just there I know that's something to talk about that's a talking point we've talked about Hawaii before
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something just random squid game that's the last thing I want to talk about is squid G that's the freaking last thing I want to talk about is you see I don't even know what that is don't fck you
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don't have Netflix I got it but I I'm getting DMS every day every second of the day have you seen squid game have you SE just random people have you seen squid game I don't oh so this has
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nothing to do with like SpongeBob or anything yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah squid squid game is SpongeBob the movie it's a
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feature yeah yeah yeah no you [ __ ] with me no because they play this little game in the water why why would any other it's SpongeBob okay you know who's
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also on it Dora Dora Dora to explore [ __ ] yeah man all day every day The Little Mermaid right and they play the squid game in the water describe the Prem that's what everyone's what what's the premise well Dora why why should we
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me and Doc watch it go ahead why should me and Doc watch it watch what it's on you I want you to I want you to pitch why squid game is such a fantastic series I'll tell you why want know so
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Dora Dora right the explor right she she has that thing where she forgets things right that's Dora right yeah I don't
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know I never watched Dora so Ellen degenerous voices d right so Dora right is like in the water yeah and yeah and
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Dora's like you know what I mean Dory Dory Dory is the one that forgets things it's not dor oh it's Dory the Explorer no what's dor wait a
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minute Finding Nemo right that's what they would be Finding Nemo Dory Ellen she's not an Explorer right Dora the
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Explorer is the one that goes in the woods yeah put the backpack in yeah that's the one that's where on drive
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that's the one jri and don't beit I respect Detroit you're not pitching the squid game very good this
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is a horrible this is a horrible pitch all right so far me and Doc ain't watching
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it wait convince us all right I'm going to do it right now right go ahead so dory's in the water right she's confused
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she doesn't know where she is right and she seees spongy right you know what you know what you're
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doing right now what you're doing right now are you talking about like a cartoon what are you even talking about this a
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cartoon describe no it's a Korean series start it with that it's a Korean series
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let's go back to the real oh my God learn how to talk about it learn how to speak about it so so much lack of
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professional you're a comedian dud you're supposed to be vocal what describe the pr supposed to be
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describe the premise Ste you have to relax all right I am relaxed I love doc love you too I love doc I'm on Doc's team you see that see that see that Harmony right there I don't want to give
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away I don't want to give away the whole plot of I mean the whole show but I'll give you the premise of it okay okay go
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ahead there's this Korean man right he's got a daughter right he's kind of downtrodden I think he lives with his mother right and um in the beginning of
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the show are you listening yes I am I don't want to I don't want to talk over you I'm listening I know but you you're making these faces like you're like hurry up or whatever okay
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what you all right that's better all right he's concentr so this Korean dude he lives with his mom he's kind of like
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in his early 40s right he has a daughter but obviously he had a separation from his wife she's seeing some other guy and they have they have the daughter right and he's kind of like like um you know
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he's like us he wakes up at 3 in the afternoon he steals money from his mom's you know what I mean I don't steal money
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purse or whatever to to get like ATM right and then um he also need he also um owes lone sharks a bunch of money MH so he wins some money
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at the horse races he steals money from his mom wins money at the horse races and then he he he's cashing in he leaves
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and then these loone sharks come in and they right okay these lone sharks come in and they go um where's our [ __ ] money he's like I had it right but what happened was
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another girl pickpocketed the money that he had right so instead of doing that they punch him I think they put him on the ground and then they go give me your he's bleeding his nose is bleeding so
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they give me your thumb print so they have a piece of paper we don't know what the piece of paper is he he signs a
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piece of paper in this and he basically is it's a contract he has no he has he's
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not privy to okay so what ends up happening is that um oh yeah so he's at a subway right and a man in a suit next
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to my bad I did I'm sorry bro my bad all right you know what my bad I would have say this I would have say finishing I'm not finishing it
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because I was rude right you got to laugh on my expense dude that was laugh at my expense and that was rude I was being real let you hey if it's funny it's funny let if it's funny it's funny
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I know boy was that funny that was very funny the timing stop stop stop stop stop okay guys I'll watch it
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tonight I sit down I don't want you to watch I don't want you to watch I'm not done
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with the pitch I'm so I'm sold everything I want to watch telling you look at my eyes [ __ ] [ __ ] more I'm right here with
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you B I'm there I'm watching it tonight people are listening I'm convinced I'm convinced you did a good job we're not
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done sorry people great job we're not done no I want to watch it no I'm telling you cuz you're being such a
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[ __ ] [ __ ] on me telling me explain it to you all right so I'm going to finish my pitch go ahead I'm only going to do the first episode go ahead okay
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so he's at a subway it's late at night a man sits next to him in a suit right and he goes you know I mean let's play a
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game or whatever they play this game at the end of the day he gives them a card and the card has a number he goes if you
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want to make a lot of money right listen to me yeah if you fall asleep I'm not I swear to God I'm I'm right if you fall
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asleep again I am with you bro all right cards and go here dude just breathe you can do it yeah they should do a m tricks for
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little people and have Brad Williams play Neo he could play Morpheus dude I need to hit he can play little I need to get hit the red pill
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and the yellow pill no stop sit down and the red pill and the yellow pill are really small going jump in are really
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small like they little pie they look like little Rices take that back no I will and then you know how they Dodge
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bullets so the bullets are like this big to them so first I'm so imagine a big bullet and you you know like Mario
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Brothers like [ __ ] oh okay so um is that funny can we end the uh squid game I'm convinced you don't have to explain no I just want to get to the end of the episode all right go ahead Jesus so basically say if you call this number
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you make a lot of money so he and he goes he doesn't know what to do so he calls this number a van shows up at
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midnight right yeah he goes into a van there's other people in the van that are like passed out and then he goes why are
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they sleeping ke passes out and then next thing you know he's pretty much in he wakes up in in a futuristic Auditorium almost with beds and they're all wearing outfits and they have to
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play these games I've seen it before what's it called uh The Running Man with uh Arnold snigger it's been done right
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no you've never seen it you know what you You' never seen never there done that we've seen it right doc hey yeah I guess so The Running Man just stole the Running Man
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premise right if Denzel Washington listen to me Denzel waston let me finish let me finish this denzo Washington I am thinking about it if Denzel Washington right had a little Lego Action
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Figure [ __ ] take that why are you on ins I love this [ __ ] guy I [ __ ] love this you see people [ __ ] love
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me make fun of me now hey all right all right so anyway um that's what listen to
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the story squid game and I've been telling you to watch it and you won't watch it I'm going to watch it tonight I'm convinced I'm gonna watch it tonight
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you cried in my house the other day yeah I did you want to talk about it no because he he showed me this really
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touching uh Hulu um uh uh thing on this magician he does a oneman show it's really it's really good man in and of itself really good and my brother my brother cried like this start my brother
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it broke me down yeah I did I didn't he went you go you put both arms around you
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when you went all right Andreas cut [Music] that Andreas we can't this no no no no no no
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I repeat Andreas no no no I'm serious cut that let's just edit that out and let's talk about my trip to Austin we're going to edit that out let's just can we talk about the want
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man show though go ahead all right you did cry though you did too yeah I know we were both crying we were both crying you know why your first time seeing this no no this guy this guy's magical man
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cuz he do he did he did this interactive magic it's not like any other magic show
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you've seen yeah and you two guys he he incorporates the audience within the show that's it right there yeah this
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guy's magical man and he did something that and you know what you said to me when in tears think about don't you
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really think about what I am going to this is what you like this arms around yourself let me just finish right and
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you go right and you go this what you you magic is real that's what you said to me magic is real and I was like what
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a cry baby cut cut Andre I swear to God Andreas I swear to God you're going to cut that part Z was a Steve don't do that he's a [ __ ] man
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man in my defense you know why I like it it was interactive he included the whole
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audience he did something with each audience member that was touching like and it was unexplainable so yall crying
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it was really touching man I mean it takes a lot for me takes a lot for me to cry you don't cry dog I cry but when
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when's the last you cry when when did you cry give give me a second man hold on I'm feeling it right here you're about to cry now man I'm I'm com yeah yeah
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yeah when when's it all to be cried uh like on for for watching some on TV no just in general oh in general oh [ __ ] yeah that's a good one Bobby
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M really concentrating here B you it's been a any time it's it been a long time it's oh it's been when your mom died mom passed away yeah was crying right crying there then she cried there
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yeah mhm I cried uh it was some my watching I cried but I can't you probably cry wait I don't like your
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energy no no you have to start respecting I am respect that's why he's on the podcast this is the third time
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all right thir um do you cry when you can't find your penis you know what just calm down you know what don't you playing to this guys godam every
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other morning trying to is that what I do I bet you I bet I bet he has way more girth than you w bur you burned me doc has doc has more
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girth than burn me yeah you burn he has more girth than I know what girth is disrespect guys we got to you know cuz
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this podcast is about posi we're having fun and having fun right and uh I want to let's get how about let's just play a little game what do you think okay yeah go ahead let's say let's just look at
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each everyone look at each other like I look at all three of you in the room I see something positive and then you guys
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say something about you right and we'll just keep what the what is this a therapy session now no let's talk about
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topics and stuff I do this first want to connect that's what it is I want to connect with you it's Quantum it's all
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why don't you start I will start and then go around like clockwise go ahead I think Rudy I think Rudy Juliana I think
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you're a smart girl and I think that you're a good girl you have a good heart you do a lot of work around the house
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and I um I really appr appreciate you okay Steve um you are my brother okay you're my brother man and your rage and your anger has subsided is it not
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dude thank you what that compliment subsided me brotherly love right there I feel that compliment it's simmer down your rage is no longer unless but you did wrestle that
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fat guy came out but I was cornered I had no other choice right when you're cornered like a little rat in a trap who
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bites us the way out I do I know you do yeah okay I love George by the way he B bro kid that I wrest the kid that I wrestled George his name was George you B no I did a Single Leg
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Takedown okay um yeah mean like Mike Tyson no I didn't punch it was a wrestling match no no punching let's go back to you now right doc doc back to yeah one
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day you will find the yellow brick rad that's the that that's where you you all at love you will find it somehow and and you know dude yeah I know you run a 30
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minute mile but 30 minut that's a beautiful the that mile you hustling right yeah you know what I mean Around The Four Track 30 minutes right yeah it's an inspiration to me man okay right you
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never call him a Oompa Loompa ever I didn't call her he call I didn't call her I didn't call because of the wizard of
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O he could have been the [ __ ] he could have been the lion could the LI right don't do that he's Anala just
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don't do that he's Anala godamn what are you going to do man I'm not all all right so that I did it first so go ahead
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Rudy now you tell yeah she don't even know me bro yeah Steve you're [Music] nice that's good yeah that's positive I
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like it go to dog go to me a dog yeah I don't know you but you can do it R God Dam just I like
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your face thank you TI Bobby see that that's that's nice yeah I feel that that's good energy TI Bobby
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yeah I like your style pretty good that's good that's good that's some good energy um Rudy I
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love your uh Carefree attitude towards life and how I I I feel like you've grown being on this and just cuz you
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know this is not your Forte but you're forced to like endure it and like grow through the process and so I commend you
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for that thank you doc when I was doing open mics years ago you were one of the only one of the people that were always
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treated me nice even at like rock paper or at meltdown you were always always always nice to me and I even did a I remember I had a bit about uh fleshlights hold up I had a bit about
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fleshlights and and and you actually pull me to the side and you you said heyy you know that's funny but so and so
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is does that joke too and so you I looked up to you that in that way where you're kind of correcting me as far as
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the community and jokes and yeah ethics and all that and you're a loyal guy you're a hardworking man you have't you
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know what I mean you're still grinding uh Bobby hear that Bob it's good stuff you are the most hardworking guy uh you've been so loyal
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to your family and friends friends you've been good to kila um you're the most uh what could I say what's the word for uh it's okay I get it you're just no no no you're just so
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driven as far as just so long though okay so you're a good guy you're the you're great you're a great brother you
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could have just said that you have a good heart thank you okay yeah little one go ahead we're going to start over here first all right
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Rudy Beautiful Soul vibrant smile all right uh I'm glad you U made that trip from Thailand and uh yep it's
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uh never been there but uh beautiful country though yeah very you can tell it's a beautiful country
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it's and uh yeah you never been to Thailand go to Thailand yeah go to go Thailand right go Thailand in in the Olympics you always when you think of Rudy think of Thailand and also when
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they Olympics always RW for Thailand Thailand okay you know how many Golds they've won Thailand well how much they win I have no idea me yeah probably none
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okay well yeah love Thailand yeah uh Steve you're everything what Korea should be I would guess everything's what is this a [ __ ] you know he's
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yeah yeah but everything has to be like about the country then it's just it's just connecting he's an American you
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[ __ ] face we're from San Diego dog Jesus Christ okay well we from why does everything have to be K I apologize okay well start over San Diego okay let's start over you uh great
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skateboarder uh but I'm not he a pop shove I have a pop shove yeah he can do a pop shove
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let's redo that yeah go back to go back to Rudy go back I'll tell you I'll tell you why no I'll tell you why right she's from the Philippines yeah not Thailand not
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Thailand you [ __ ] it up in the beginning different country so start over there I'm just trying to connect
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I'm just trying to feel the energy the energy hey we're just trying to help you yeah I see but it's just I feel a little
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negativity there's nothing we love you here we love you we love you all right guess it's just me go back to Rudy Rudy
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yeah Manny Pacquiao oh my God what everything's funny he's great okay Manny Pacquiao is great the Philippines right exactly yeah you're doing great I'm with
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you that's what I'm I'm with her that's all I'm saying that's I I love y'all because because of
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Manny I mean I'm trying he's great he's great what else say I don't know and good luck at uh cal cal state right very good okay
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I don't want to say nothing else that might be and Steve yeah yeah think about it think about the open mics was
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fantastic B uh I had a great time uh you you see I'm bad at this man why would y put me but but I I love you bro you know what I'm say m you're my dog
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you really are my dog hell yeah always respect at The Comedy Store move on man I'm not I'm not ready yet I want
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to all right let's come on over here by are you happy with the exercise yeah I'm
00:23:47
very happy with it and also it's my turn now oh he's giving me my my I thought you already went no he hasn't done money
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yet okay okay sorry sorry why why are you doing that oh I didn't mean to do that I I was waiting for my [ __ ] do no
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that wasn't intentional yeah you were no no no that wasn't yeah yeah okay go ahead yeah can I get my little thing
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yeah yeah go ahead go ahead uh I think the greatest words that can be said is uh better H oh G golly g g g i love
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uh come off the movie Heat my uh what my uh sunset rises in sess with you I don't I don't know man I'm just trying to don't do
00:27:35
this don't you do this you you're let the negativity creep in no not the sunet r sets with you that means the sunset rises sets with you
00:27:47
yeah that's off the movie heat heat right so that's what you want to say to me oh yeah it just means that uh it's
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Happy Days it means every day is the same with you you're not good at this are you not really giving compliments yeah giv a
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couple but you're a great dude uh you always been uh you know what okay there we go this is what I'm talking about
00:28:06
you're the one that really had me going open MS and pushing doing the comedy because how much you used to harass me what you talking about will see see now
00:28:17
now now I'm trying to now I found a comfort zone Within Myself to to express and then you do that now what you angry for what you doing what are you doing got to respect him
00:28:30
respect made old 70 sitcom reference have it yeah who said it said it it's from different Str I know but who said it who said it it's from different Str who was who was the guy that said
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it is that from Different Stroke oh G Cole yeah now you get the joke it's funny though how don't add that in the
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podcast all right I'm sorry right smokes my bad man all right um so that was a cool that was a good I did it like very good ex how was Austin it was good um so
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I didn't know it was for the moon tower Comedy Festival you know what remind me of what
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do you remember you went to Maui yeah for it was a film festival yeah but we didn't go to any of the event we just stayed in our room yeah I did that in Austin why I just didn't there's I
00:29:26
didn't know how to read itinerary or show up to these places yeah so I was just eating beef jerky and um drinking
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like Snapples you didn't know nobody out there yeah I was just kicked it yeah because it on uh TNT they're playing
00:29:39
Star Wars they had U new Empire Strikes Back uh Return of the Jedi Phantom Menace and it just they showed it on a loop yeah so I thought that was cool so I just stayed indoors okay Star Wars
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though can I can I say something yeah may I yeah all right so when I picked you up right when I picked you up in the car right yeah you said hey hey dude you
00:30:03
guys remind I got something good about Austin so bring it up right and and and Jules
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and I were like oh you got some good stories you're like yeah man make sure you do it right so Austin right that
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that was my story I just brought it up to you right I'm embarrassed now ho [ __ ]
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that's what you [ __ ] were going to say yeah just I was going to say I just ate beef jerky my whole time and I
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thought I thought it would get a reaction not good at all it wasn't good it wasn't good at all I feel like hiding in my sh it wasn't good I'm a
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failure to kill myself do that don't do that step in B my last bring back down hold on start back I failed to
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I fa you hard I'm so sorry I got some pills on how about this about oh no I don't deserve to live that's it you know
00:31:04
what's the magic of podcasting what the magic of podcasting is we could cut that out right you can do it over make
00:31:10
something up I I don't have a good story no make it up ready so here we go cut and action ask me again that was awesome
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it was fantastic so me and Jeremiah we did a live um scissor Bros podcast event and for our um we had a very awesome uh Challenge and it had to do with barbecue sauce
00:31:31
this is uh Andreas cut that out hey I gave you a shot I gave you a shot I I'm giving you a shot we can cut it right saying you can just make this is a thing in in my
00:31:43
mind I thought it would be interesting in my mind I'm like oh that would be interesting I could relay the Maui trip
00:31:50
and incorporate it with our trip to Austin in the fact that we didn't do anything or engage in in the morning
00:31:57
you're in your hotel room let me just cut back to it okay you're watching Return of the Jedi MH right you're watching it you're going I can't wait to
00:32:04
tell everyone about this oh no no hold up no no I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it no you got me on that
00:32:11
one I'll let you I'll let you jab at me that I went to the Daniel Johnston mural
00:32:17
I know but did you post it yeah so people know that already okay I also went I also went to have you heard of
00:32:25
bies bies is a gas they have in Texas there's like 100 pumps but it's like the size of a Walmart they have their own beef jerky section and they you could buy um all kinds of stuff like what um
00:32:40
they have their own um barbecue section where you could get like um sandwiches like uh you know like tri tip sandwiches
00:32:47
oh they have their own potato chips called Beaver chips oh so they make their own Beaver uh potato chips um they
00:32:53
also sell um bies PA like like like t-shirts and beanies they have merch they have merch they also have IC these
00:33:01
icy stations every a couple meters where they have just like 7-Eleven Bobby no I mean just like 7-Eleven just like 7-Eleven or what
00:33:11
Bobby he's trying to in my mind you don't know what's going on in my mind in my mind I'm saying this is not working I know it is working please switch topic
00:33:22
let's let's go to do you you Pi you up in the [ __ ] I thought I thought it would resonate I thought it would resonate and it didn't and I take it back how about if I segue in a very
00:33:35
positive way there you go all right did you see any of the Star Wars movies no you don't know anything about it no May me you don't know one character please
00:33:47
um the one that says I am the father yeah I am the he goes I am the father hear me roar that's what he says look look look Skywalker yeah yeah
00:34:02
Skywalker that's the only thing you know yeah okay what I'm talking so let's talk
00:34:07
about what sheau it did you watch all the Star Wars not all of them but I watched a lot of them which ones have
00:34:12
you [Music] missed let's see Rogue I think I I know I know no no not aside from the offshoot movies yeah just the core nine movies
00:34:27
did you see the cor well I saw all the way up to Empire Strikes Back and uh that's the that was the second movie Return of the Jedi so you're the first one Empire Strikes Back you saw
00:34:40
Return of the Jedi and that's it that's it Bobby I ain't yeah man why you do this man I know I
00:34:49
know but what I'm asking you is you know man I know why why you only saw those three uh-huh you loved Empire Strikes back yeah do you know why is that your favorite one yeah you know why what
00:35:03
what say his what do you think I was gonna say you gonna say something about Lando charian Billy D
00:35:11
Williams I know him I know know I didn't even think about good though do you love
00:35:18
Lando yeah he's good when you watch that you I'm more of a you know who I'm a fan of what I'm a big fan of Bubba Fett
00:35:24
that's my dude oh yeah oh really Bubba Fett yeah mhm I thought you were in the movie actually the first one oh yeah which which which character wear a little
00:35:38
brown robe a a that's not you dude he's calling you a ja man he just called you a ja I'd be sorry myad all right then be let's turn
00:35:52
it on you what's your hold up Bob what's your favorite Star Wars and why let's turn it on you well I think empire ST is the best one because it's dark why it's dark um the end of the ending of the
00:36:03
movie is like not positive it's you know I mean you know it's crazy he loses his
00:36:09
hand right um they took Han Solo they Carbonite Carbonite carboned Cloud City Cloud City yeah yeah it was a dark um episode but um I liked like the first
00:36:22
three I liked what was the worst oh Phantom Menace oh no Phantom men no Phantom Menace is the worst one the SEC the Ryan Johnson what was the one the second one that he did
00:36:35
sounds like phen the new one oh The Last Jedi The Last Jedi was terrible dude Phantom Min was the worst The Last Jedi Anakin's a kid no listen I want to go racing I know I know but remember the
00:36:48
Last Jedi where princess lady gets shot into space and she's dead oh and she yeah she back she's flying in space yeah yeah that was a bad choice terrible Choice yeah what else did you not like
00:37:01
about it so that I didn't like I didn't like uh I just didn't like the way they brought Luke into the thing yeah you know what I mean respect Luke's name yeah respect him do exactly yeah yeah
00:37:13
yeah I just thought the whole thing was like um also like that whole like the Rebellion like you know how I forgot what's oh you I the Vegas stuff yeah
00:37:25
that was kind of random right and and they they bust all those they had Las Vegas in there vas yeah yeah yeah Donald Trump's in it anyway um it's great Donald Trump kind [ __ ] that
00:37:39
in Star Wars why would he be in he's just pulling your legs that's why you know why would you even believe that you
00:37:45
[ __ ] [ __ ] cuz it's Star Wars so you know anybody can be in Star Wars yeah cuz you said Vegas though yeah
00:37:53
yeah there's a Vegas like City it's not actual Vegas man yeah it's like veg but not what you should
00:38:00
have say why would you say you don't know much about pop culture huh not really bro no no he does he just grew no I want to ask ask what like his favorite
00:38:12
movies growing up go ahead doc yeah give me your top three movies man School them yeah rip me apart School top three
00:38:18
movies yeah yeah heat yeah because what what was that line in heat what's the line my son said r my sun rises I forgot what I say my sunset
00:38:30
rises Rises with you Rises and sets with you with yeah yeah you love that quote huh yeah that was a little soft yeah
00:38:37
yeah you didn't feel that right there what's the second one two more movies two more movies uh Dumb and
00:38:45
Dumber don't be like this man don't don't don't be judgmental if I'm going to name movies I hear y'all cackling in
00:38:51
the back great cinem that bro that laugh back there that's that's from the stomach that's from St don't do it he's doing it from his heart dude he really believes that Dumb
00:39:02
and Dumber is one of his favorite movies I love it I love that doc one more one more please one more uh Training
00:39:11
Day why is that funny that's a good movie oh that was a good movie that good mean so heat I'm under pressure dumber and training down does it go in that order you think yeah whatever you know I
00:39:23
just can I put tombstone in there too tombstone what the [ __ ] samton damn damn how about this let's go
00:39:42
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ahead goad that's [ __ ] happen with this guy okay tell me so you know how like the O at the back door of the comedy store where we sit and we on the
00:43:02
post right there and then there's the bathroom right there the front or the back oh the hallway the hallway the hallway in the back right where
00:43:07
everybody come out of their cars so Bobby get Parks his car comes and I'm sitting on the stool right and he say I
00:43:13
got to go to the bathroom so he goes in the bathroom and then he's there's a customer waiting right behind the door
00:43:19
uh Bobby come charging out couple minutes later with his pants down his ankles wobbling yellow belly out and
00:43:25
everything bro he comes charging at me and everything and then and the customer gets so [ __ ]
00:43:32
mad and he sees Bobby with his pants down yellow cheeks out cuz I don't know where'd he get them drawers from Little
00:43:38
underwear you got with the cheeks stick out a little bit anyway no his dick went out he had his drawers on he had his
00:43:43
draws on but it P down to his ankle so he's like hobbling towards me and then the customer goes hey man goes what the
00:43:50
[ __ ] yeah you didn't wash your hands go back in there and wash your [ __ ] hands and I wobbled back in this guy I
00:43:56
wob my hands this guy this guy was more concerned about this dude washing his hands [ __ ] let's go back to the underwear what kind of underwear was he wearing I just
00:44:11
know but they W boxer shorts they're different kinds of underwear right yeah they're not the are you are you a boxers
00:44:17
guy or are you a tidy Whitey guy a boxers yeah real man let me see let me see what are you wearing boxes okay
00:44:27
yeah me too I'm all about them Bo fruit of what about you oh no no you I want see what I have
00:44:33
yeah okay all right see that's different what do you the underwear it's always something different dude what is that
00:44:40
snake skin yeah holy smokes you're wearing snake skin underwear every time this why is there a rip towards the top dude there's something wrong with you no you need therapy dude it's wearing
00:44:53
[ __ ] it's time I'm in therapy dude that's crazy for you need it yeah you never been therapy we all need it we all need it therapy is really good well it's positive right are you really in therapy
00:45:04
are just saying we no are you just saying that just to look good are you really doing it I have a therapist with my yeah right I do
00:45:11
therapy every Thursday Jules is is this true yeah yeah you really doing therapy I've been doing it for years I'm proud
00:45:16
of you I didn't know that well I mean what what what do you guys talk about with your therap like I've talked about you and then Mom and Dad no you okay
00:45:23
that's fine yeah yeah okay a lot about you man okay yeah you know what I want to I want to apologize as a kid I
00:45:30
remember as a kid in Minnesota I used to just punch you for no reason for reason and then you would be like don't hit
00:45:36
your brother you know yeah I want to apologize that was wrong that was so how so you're 51 52 you're 51 52 no yeah
00:45:45
he's 50 right he's younger I'm younger oh that's three years younger did he look younger come on yeah yeah yeah I
00:45:54
had your back the whole I got you yeah yeah serious he betrayed you dude he [ __ ]
00:46:01
betrayed you can I that was real that was real dude look young believe hold up hold up doc I had your back the whole time hold I had your Fu freaking back the whole time I was going
00:46:15
to take a bullet for you and then you did that now how do you feel now a little betrayed a little bit dude but are we on the same page give me some
00:46:22
skin I love please be on my side I love you you said that you was punching on him so usually that's what the older
00:46:28
brother does he's kned me out remember that time you got wa wait hold up hold up hold up
00:46:34
hold up hold up let me let me set the context we were wrestling in mom and dad's room right I did an arm drag and
00:46:41
your arm went out the window oh no that's you were headbutting each other on our feet working on my whole body went out the window no no your arm went out but did it break glass it broke
00:46:53
glass we broke the glass right of the whole window so my head and my armor out the window out the window right you
00:46:59
pulled it back in yeah you [ __ ] back he did something where he cocked back yeah
00:47:04
just called coing back and Bo he just knocked me out right wow but let me say something he's knocked me out like a couple times can I just say this go
00:47:10
ahead go ahead go ahead that's usually my reaction when somebody throws me out of
00:47:16
window that's just my G no no no don't shake my hand don't shake my hand no honestly dude no usually my gun instinct
00:47:25
no no no get it back up back gu usually my good Instinct I know what you do I don't know what you do window but I
00:47:33
punch the guy I love you so much you know that don't throw out window I'll never do that again in fact I haven't
00:47:38
done we haven't been phys like we haven't gotten a fight in many many years many years we would play we'd be
00:47:44
playing FIFA right FIFA oh video game we were playing FIFA and that this place in
00:47:51
Orange that place right okay and I would score the winning goal right like 10 seconds left yeah I would right and my brother would go right in my [ __ ] face no no I would do this no no no hold
00:48:04
up he's not giving me he's not doing the real story it started with knockout Kings the boxing game okay right right
00:48:11
yeah we went all 12 rounds there's a button where you can hit them in the nuts and they they'll bend over then you
00:48:18
could do a cheap shot yeah he did that to me that's where it started and then what happened then I pulled two knives
00:48:24
on whatow two knives bro this is no no not look no no no it was like this yeah he did back yeah yeah I did the reverse crane the reverse CR I go
00:48:36
you want to do it let's do it dude all right but let me ask you this though okay yeah the two knives incidents that
00:48:42
happened in let me finish go ahead let me finish go ahead it help happened in Silver Lake correct sandborn sandborn
00:48:48
that's in Silver Lake right correct yeah what did I have to do the next morning okay so and I thought about this if that
00:48:56
wouldn't have happened I don't think he would have booked Matt TV that gave him the extra that gave him
00:49:02
the extra Edge gave him the extra Edge to it so that's the posi now can we hear the other sidec it was 2 it was 2: in the morning
00:49:15
right I'm so sorry I feel hor come on let me just finish right it was 2 in the morning right the next morning at 9: I
00:49:22
had to audition for my final audition at Matt TV for Matt TV right meanwhile I'm
00:49:28
dodging you know what I mean not knives from him cuz he's going to kill me right he thinks that he what are you laughing
00:49:35
at jul he thinks that he's the reason why right like when I was in the audition I was just like I better get this cuz I almost died no no it it gave him the edge it gave you an edge it gave
00:49:48
you an edge so did you wake up the next day with I did wake up I didn't sleep oh
00:49:54
[ __ ] the point being Doc is he booked it he booked it man he was on for nine years that's the point yeah did you
00:50:01
thank him for that no it's not because of me back on my side now he's back on my
00:50:06
side when somebody put your life in danger you get to your you perform at your he literally thought that you were
00:50:12
older than me no he just made a that was a common mistake he didn't no did you believe that doc think about it yeah I
00:50:17
did I just actually thought you were the older brother yeah I uh yeah so but it's
00:50:23
not a bad thing it's just uh you know what I'm saying it's just a that hit me like a bullet of depression just hit me so hard man damn it like wow that bad I don't know it
00:50:36
kind of bothered me a little bit do you guys think that if we us three right as a team did that show alone that us four
00:50:45
maybe think go us four you four again alone yeah it's a survivalist show you don't know what it is you know they'll drop them in Alaska somewh yeah they have to survive in the snow gather
00:50:58
what it's a survivalist show it's a survivalist show what's the show that they had before surviving when they
00:51:03
dropped them off where they drop them off naked or something man come on maned afid afraid
00:51:09
okay yeah don't do that don't naked like I watch a little bit yeah or if we did Naked and Afraid right right us three
00:51:16
naked right I I should have there's another Survivor show that I pick up like they want cost but do we have saying right
00:51:28
hypothetically right us three naked on Naked and Afraid right we're out in we're we're on like what colia no Alaska no Colombia columia I thought it was cold
00:51:41
that's alone oh that's alone sorry sorry sorry naked and afraid we're in some sort of jungle right right right so
00:51:46
we're naked oh colia yeah yeah okay hell [ __ ] was that you did some Native American native Amer tribal it's like colia you
00:52:02
me I thought I was with Y I'm not with y That's I'm not I'm not there [ __ ] um we would die within within a day we would die you don't think us three could do it we wouldn't last a week we
00:52:15
would not last we wouldn't last a week There's no we would not survive how do you know dude insects the weather we
00:52:22
need to start a fire we need to find food the whole thing dude Protein that's number one so we need bugs so that's
00:52:30
that's we good maybe that's your job now we're naked right I go doc go collect the bugs there we go right how would you
00:52:35
do it with the net right no we have no net well we don't have nothing yeah we have nothing yeah just have I mean we
00:52:43
just eat them as we see them like I'm like oh there was a PR of I think that should be your job I think
00:52:48
your I think you'd be that guy oh that guy but then no you save it all okay what are you going to do one at a time no we have a basket no Bobby dude I'm
00:53:00
telling you right now this is how I want it that's how you want it but I'm saying on we're as a team we got to work
00:53:06
something out right okay so you're Bug Guy what would you be uh get the water how would you do it uh I go to the uh
00:53:13
the uh the Water L water okay but where the lake I'd go to the lake what if there's no Lake I'll go get a bucket and then bucket and then yeah and
00:53:26
check this out goddamn if I couldn't have my little [ __ ] to catch the burn I'd boil the water to make it
00:53:33
drinkable would you get the water [ __ ] face and where would you boiling it well there's no Lake ain't no pots either yeah well we need water we're dead cuz
00:53:41
that's yeah that's your job uh maybe extract it from the leaves that's a good one now you're thinking you know what I'm saying like uh Tom Hanks uh Cast Away remember what he did
00:53:51
what you do no what you do he did that right with the leaves he did the room yeah remember but he also had Coconuts on the island but I feel you know what I feel like though you don't think I can do it no I know you can I could totally
00:54:03
do it but can I be honest with you be honest with me I mean okay if you're out doing that right I bet you take more
00:54:11
water for yourself no I would never do that no I would never do that you would get a couple more Dr no I wouldn't I
00:54:17
would I would give you and you would be eating more bugs than well you well what
00:54:23
about you what about you you're pointing fingers what about you yeah what would you do what would you I'm building a
00:54:28
condo baby you ain't building nothing yeah I'm building us a fortress baby out of what of bamboo Sho no you bamboo Sho
00:54:37
leaves I do know oh cuz you're in Colombia okay that's I I don't know they have bamboo now you get it right now you get it right yeah yeah I got bamboo shoots
00:54:50
right I'm making elevated [ __ ] right yeah there's going to be a a system where like you know what I mean you need
00:54:55
a machete though you you need we get we get it we use rocks so how many items we get how many items we get we all get one
00:55:01
so what would be your item a net okay so good cuz I've seen what they did so we all get one item what you your fish oh [ __ ] I would have a
00:55:13
spear okay okay for what spear fishing and the hunt yeah no Lake but and the hunt and the hunt oh hunt what you got a Mercedes what you think you could H hunt
00:55:24
can hunt a lot of things Birds foul a bird with a spear foul wait wa if you sneak up on him you
00:55:31
can yeah you can with a spear yeah I can CH I think I can just I I don't know your spear work so yeah well you you
00:55:39
Bobby right through the goddamn heart I'm good look at that bird at half a mile away yeah go get it DOC that's what
00:55:45
half a mile that's what you thinking I'm thinking more of like a owl or something just sitting there on oh a Colombian aisl yeah
00:55:52
whatever something right there in the vicinity it ain't got to be a yeah yeah yeah in the jungle he could do it really
00:56:00
how the [ __ ] you know I just know Spirit Dude triple your size well you know in
00:56:07
Rambo first Blood no Rambo first Blood remember he goes on top of the tree you think he's John Rambo well you know what Rambo did but he's not John Rambo but he was on top look up John Rambo
00:56:20
look my brother think my brother thinks that dog first blood that guy yeah totally identical
00:56:28
except he no he could do it rip the this guy did it in the movie you think that's him
00:56:35
he could do it no yeah he could do it there's no way I think he could I think I could yeah but you remember the scene
00:56:40
right he's on top of the tree branch yeah and he boom he gets a boore I feel like you though dude that's what I'm
00:56:46
saying I'm not and I'm not I'm not I'm not doing a joke okay I think you about your size or I'm not doing a joke about
00:56:52
you know what I mean anything about that there that's the scene that's what I'm talking about dude that's doc I'm trying
00:56:58
to tell you bro he's wearing his ja outfit from from his [Laughter] outfit is that what it is don't get don't get mad got
00:57:16
internalize let it don't let it yeah we everything's fine just breathe okay yeah
00:57:23
so I you know I honestly and and and and and this is not a joke to him I think this is a this is a positive thing I'm
00:57:29
being real go ahead I feel like us three would be naked [Music] right what go ahead go ahead no this is
00:57:37
where and we're like walking along we're like oh we're complaining right and then do kind of goes imagine this he goes
00:57:45
stop and he senses something in a tree in the Horizon guess what he senses [Music] po what predator from the
00:57:57
movie Predator man no sense that made no sense a black guy and Predator oh okay no that's not why I'm
00:58:10
saying a black guy what are you talking about okay all right what what are you referring to what are you getting at do you ever saw the movie Predator I I own
00:58:16
it I love Predators yeah you aren't they on the trees see you yeah oh so he has that I'm trying to give him an ability oh so he has an ultra oh you call WEA I'm not say I'm not saying car
00:58:30
weather it was the native guy it was the native guy that it was the native guy that sensed him okay do you remember oh
00:58:36
you're right you're right from aare I think we would last fantastic 6 hours yeah that's it yeah yeah we have no faith in our no no in our abilities I
00:58:47
ain't eating no [ __ ] bug bro bro you I mean that's your meal dude well what would you how would we catch food well
00:58:53
how would you eat snares no man but but what nut I'm a Nut collector how are you
00:58:58
going to find nuts they might be po poisonous they might be poisonous but yeah it's a lot of fruit and vegetables and stuff out
00:59:05
there hey guys I found a carrot guys I found two potatoes a carrot and [ __ ] corn I found a can of V8 out here man tomato juice tomato juice guys trying to
00:59:26
from Clamato yeah we're in a Ral he lured us into a Ral in the middle there's a fruit in the middle of nowhere
00:59:33
we do there's no there's no fruits and vegetables out there man but they're nuts and stuff right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what about bananas Ain know it's
00:59:40
got to be something like that some B but you know some of those berries and stuff are poisonous yeah yeah yeah you got to
00:59:47
know you yeah I think water is the most important oh yeah but I I think the mosquitoes would eat us up alive oh yeah
00:59:52
mosquito a't kill us what if we in Columbia we got to worry about like tigers and stuff like that Panthers pan
00:59:59
Panthers Panthers yeah for sure yeah are they good you think if we killed one I would eat it I wouldn't eat it no I would eat it you would eat a panther yeah dude we're out there for three days
01:00:11
yeah that's you rather eat the bugs eat the bugs you eat the bugs we'll eat the pan eat the pan I'm going to be smashing
01:00:19
bugs that's it yeah yeah you you would not eat a panther no yeah yeah if you're hungry you would if you're hungry you
01:00:25
would yeah okay that's for damn sure you would if I got enough bugs I'm good what let me ask you this I don't think so
01:00:31
what if it let's say it wasn't a show [ __ ] Panther bro it it wasn't a show we were in a survival situation right
01:00:39
and one of us dies right I would never eat them I wouldn't eat him or you that's I know you're getting at I would not eat you guys why cuz you're my brother I know but I'm dead I know but
01:00:52
it just wouldn't feel right oh hell no that's what you was alluding to I know alive I eat both of you you would
01:01:01
yeah I would eat both of you that's what you would do yeah it would be like a rotisserie thing stick sticking out of your mouth you eat your brother yeah
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you're being [ __ ] twirled yeah yeah yeah I don't give a [ __ ] dude and I would take a a knife and just slowly you
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know I mean a little bit of you would eat my nut you would not eat my nut sack okay I would not eat your nut sack now okay okay because I don't want it well
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it's dry it's dry skin yeah I don't like it okay no problem is that Cur yet yeah yeah I'm on you want to see
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good [ __ ] you talking about dog yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's all here yeah so um all right well then that's good yeah I feel like I feel like we
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accomplished something many meals do you eat I only eat one meal a day do you eat more than one meal yeah don't I eat
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twice I eat one one meal yeah why I don't know that's the answer you got yeah I just need one is that wrong I don't know okay cuz they say
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You're supposed to eat three times and you [ __ ] only eaten once I I feel great though yeah you look good it's called it's called intermittent
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fasting every day eat one meal a day yeah yeah wow yeah for how long you been doing that for a year now I think and Bobby eats like what four or five oh dud you
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eat a lot dude so you eat a lot you know he orders customized uh pan pizzas from somewhere and they delivered like these thick pizzas he puts them in the oven he eats Gourmet [ __ ] yeah yeah
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why why no I'm just saying I'm just that's you want me only jaro no I'm just saying that's good you it's it's a
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privilege to eat that that's all it's a privilege no no it's it's a couple extra bus I not everyone could do that that's
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all I'm saying everyone can do it no no no no no they go to the grocery store they get like dejos is what you say what
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I'm saying yeah that's what I but you I'm not shaming you I'm not I'm not I'm not shaming you get the little you love
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the little min the celest yeah the celest the celes no not the celestes the the Jos got the little small ones too I like those oh they good but you don't have them you don't want those you want to talk about
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um the dinner we had what dinner at the um well you know let's uh be mindful about it though you know cuz it was a
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nice it was a nice experience I thought it was good okay go ahead you had dinner today no um Kila made reservations to a
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a a a double Michelin star uh sushi restaurant that was very exclusive very good very very exclusive where dude there was a sign where you can't talk in there there's like rules really yeah a
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[ __ ] restaurant I can't talk that and then was this complete silence no this is a whole different thing yeah it's a
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whole different thing there it was and then when we showed up Happ what the theme of the restaurant dude there's only five other people in there they
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have to do like reservations like a year in advance what type of food is this it's the rarest Japanese fish like that like like two in OK he does know like
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these rare fishes that are sea urchins like yeah just rare stuff yeah yeah and they would uh we would sit there and it's one of those places where you don't you can't order anything they just bring it to you yeah what the [ __ ] what if you
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have a like [ __ ] out and you just just go at it that ain't I don't do that so you don't know what the [ __ ] you eat exactly you do no no no no cuz they show youed trust
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the goddamn Chef chop he's a [ __ ] star [ __ ] Chef yeah you trust him well then we're not
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going to bring you there how embarrassing would it be with him there yeah cuz I'm hey man where's there's my
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goddamn p no no there's a Code you you have to eat it yeah yeah so you have to eat it you have to eat whatever they
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dude it's a $800 it's a crazy it's a $800 me I have to be able to talk for $800 that ain't a lot I'm to somebody
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what do you going to say bring bring me a sandwich like bring a sandwich something I want I'm not there's no menu
01:05:04
there's no menu there's no menu do there's no menu dog you no choice you have to what they present list how weird that is I'm just sitting here and some [ __ ] just go bone appetite and
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just walk away no we can't no you have to eat know what the [ __ ] this guy they show you they show you like a sea urgent
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like with spikes it's crazy it's crazy but go ahead yeah so they it was sea urchins and a lot of uh caviar caviar a lot of cavar caviar soup thing with fish
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eggs fishs yeah and it was uh pretty good meal pretty good pretty good pretty good stuff yeah pretty good stuff yeah
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yeah pretty good stuff yeah yeah had a good but we we we we got the [ __ ] out of there we didn't finish it it was a lot
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though and you had a set to do at it two and a half hours long yeah it was a long it was a whole experience man imagine
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not talking for 2 and a half hours yeah that's that's what I'm saying for 800 bucks yeah [ __ ] a piece I mean they make
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their own Wasabi remember that no no it was 400 a piece you're right 400 a piece it was 800 yeah it's crazy they make
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their own wasab it was pretty good though yeah it was a nice fun experience with you and I so let's thank Kila
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thanks again K guys do things together all the time oh no not really I haven't seen this guy in a long time he's a busy
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guy yeah he did come over I mean you know during the pandemic we didn't see each other a lot and then um but he's my
01:06:26
brother you know I I know where he is you know what I mean he's difficult because he doesn't keep his ringer on
01:06:31
yeah do not disturb right so it's like do not disturb the only way you can call him bro what if it's emergency I don't
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know I just whenever I I hear the sound why do not just silence I just you know I just it gives it gives me anxiety like
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you know like the sound why you even have a cell phone in I don't know I just I just like you know I'll check it when I check it and then I always hit it you
01:06:49
back and everything's fine yeah I'll say call me and then call me then I'll call you back okay and that's a wrap thanks
01:06:55
for tuning in bad friends okay Episode 229 okay who the [ __ ] is that that's Bobby oh dude that looks like you is that you
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Bob who the [ __ ] dude that's you you and makeup what is this is that you D that's not me dude dude that looks exactly like you dude that looks like
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B holy smokes is that you that's you dude that's not me dude that's you I don't look like that your the face is exact right doc bro that's your doppelganger right there dud that's your
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doppleganger holy [ __ ] dude is that you Bob yeah that's me why would you do that
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dog I'm over here like man this dude look just like you yeah yeah I I have a video I want I have a video that I want you guys to laugh at if go ahead go ahead so um I got one too after you you
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got one yeah so go to YouTube This is M let me explain mine okay okay I got a good one though I got a good one after you so this one's called uh I ain't gay no more okay type it in so right so what
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it is so the point is we don't laugh we don't right we watch the video we don't laugh so right so it's basically he goes
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to church he's obviously gay right yeah but now that he's church he wants to say you know that he's not he's saved yeah
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he's a Christian now he's a Christian so he really believes it right but it's like you know deep down inside he's yeah
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okay so so the point is we don't laugh yeah yeah so start from the beginning do you believe that the Lord tonight has set you free yes
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sir turn around and tell those people tell them I'm not gay no more I am delivered I don't like men no more I
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like women wom Okay so that dude got right there yeah look okay he's still dancing okay that was funny
01:09:02
that was funny okay yeah but there's videos now of him now going that was just a you know okay yeah
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that's it my turn your turn go ahead okay so pull up uh okay so let me let me he can't hear anything by the way no I'm
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over here okay let me okay this premise is okay it's uh type in virginity is virginity is cool I know this one already you do well let's show it to Doc yeah but he can't even hear it I can't
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hear and it's something that funny I think it's funny okay okay okay try not to laugh go ahead virginity is cool come
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on come on virginity is cool what up what up virginity is cool he's got it he's got virginity is cool come on come onity they don't they don't get the joke
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all right it's fine Jules do you like it virginity is cool come on now yeah like
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it it's funny yeah it is cool though cuz I cuz I went to I used to go to church I used to go to church virginity is cool
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it is cool yeah yeah that's it so I got to pull up a funny video yeah you just tell them to type something in that you
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think will make us laugh and then we'll watch it oh [ __ ] yeah uh teddy bear prank with the black what man I thought that the teddy bear prank is fun you
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know what I'm going to give you a shot teddy bear prank I think this will be a good one who's in the who's in the barood he is oh trying SC his K yeah
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he's scaring his father oh he's scaring his father oh I see okay do they got them onw do they got
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them on the curfew shut City down get the [ __ ] out of here yeah sh right huh oh they was still outside yeah
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right I come out [Music] my scared he's so scared [Laughter] he's got a knife he's got a knife yeah got a that's a good one holy
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smokes oh my my God that that was good you know what you know what that was so dangerous that was good somebody could have died oh I know but that was good they committed to it they committed to
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it that was a good one start [ __ ] had me on on the floor I'm your [ __ ] anyway thank you for being bad friend my bad I didn't know we was
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going to say it at the same time w know some topics we can talk about that'll be funny what you have to ask if I've seen the squid ask me about this
01:12:30
squid G yeah 10 minutes right there yeah ask me about that you see it no but that's why we why hav't you seen that's save no no no save that for the podcast
01:12:41
all right you asked me that that's a 20 minute thing right there that's not 20 no you know who else is going to be
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there right doc oh I love doc little doc that's my H I love doc okay little doc doc from the uh doorman dog from The Comedy Store years ago no my doctor Dr power suar no
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jo with the glasses no my doctor Dr power being stupid hey will you stop filming
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