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Hey everybody, my best friend in the whole world, the funniest comic in the world, is playing San Diego in Delmare.
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>> Delmare, dude. >> And uh go see his show, man. It's [ __ ] amazing. >> June 20th, I'm doing two shows at the
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Sound in Delmare. It's new. It's a newer venue. It looks amazing. I'm doing two shows, early show and a late show.
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Bad Friends Podcast Channel. Starting this Wednesday. >> Starting this Wednesday.
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>> For 10 weeks. >> For 10 weeks. We did 10 episodes and they're all strong. >> Phenomenal guests. WATCH IT EVERY
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WEDNESDAY. >> WATCH IT EVERY WEDNESDAY. >> PLEASE. >> You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. [screaming] >> You two are disgusting. >> You two are something.
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>> We're bad friends. >> Hi. Hi, friends. I am Andre. >> I am Andreas. >> This is my students are here today.
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>> I teach film. >> Pil. That's Filipino. Pil. >> We will do movie films. >> Yeah.
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>> I got to tell you, Fancy, I feel good in your in your in your style. >> Your style.
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>> You feel Yeah. >> Handsomemer. >> Handsomemer. [laughter] >> You feel handsomemer.
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>> Yeah. >> Welcome back to Bad Friends. Today we've got a >> ton of interns. >> Ton of interns.
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>> It's so itchy. I like it. >> How do you do this [laughter] all day long with the edgy hair?
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>> We've got Quinnipic interns are here once again making their return to the show.
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>> Yeah. And um they're here to watch um >> magic. >> Magic. Pure magic. Yeah. Um it's good to
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see you, Andreas. Yeah. And >> I'm very hung over right now. >> You drank last night?
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>> Got the case of the Irish flu, baby. [laughter] >> Where'd you go last night?
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>> To the Doyers. I want to go see the Doyers play. Oh, >> the amount of Japanese people because of
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show. It's crazy. The half of the words at the stadium now are in Japanese. >> What's that? What are they going to do
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to my America next? >> You were serving kimchi with the hot dogs. You think um Shoe could have
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played during uh the 40s? >> Prohibition of 40s. [laughter] >> The 1940s. >> Like two days. Would they sign him two
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days after Pearl Harbor? You think? >> I mean, he's good, >> right? But they're angry. We're hitting
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bombs all over the world for [laughter] show. >> The guy is amazing. >> He's amazing.
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>> He's so good to watch. >> He's so tall. Handsome. >> Yes. This guy's so handsome.
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>> Yeah. He's a cutie ball. >> All right. And this guy slotted to make >> I mean, he's cute.
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>> He's very cute, >> dude. He's Astro Boy. >> He's Astro Boy. >> Astro Boy. He's Astro Boy, dude.
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>> He is. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's me. [laughter] >> Show him. >> Yeah. Look at how
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>> Dude, he's Astro Boy, dude. >> Yeah. >> Whoa. >> He's got all of his vision now. So,
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>> I can see everything, dude. You know, I was driving. So, I I just got glasses
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for the first time in my life. >> Yeah. >> And I was driving through Langership by
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Universal, right? >> And you know, you when you're driving down that to go to Lancersam, you see
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the Universal City Park. >> Yeah. >> But I never saw the rides. >> Did you just saw a bunch of blobs?
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>> I just saw a blur. >> Wow. >> And I was driving today. And I was going, "Oh, they have rides." Like you
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could see the roller coasters and stuff. >> Yeah. I could I I could never see them
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then. It's crazy. I've never seen any of that. They have a new roller coaster. It's the Fast and Furious. Yeah.
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>> Vin Diesel is going to bless it. [laughter] >> Yeah, >> they are. >> And I wore glasses. I realized that my
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girlfriend's white. [laughter] >> I thought she was black the whole time. >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, they're >> festive for the family. >> Have you ever been there? I've never
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been there, I don't think. >> Yeah, I have. >> Once. >> What? >> Yeah. You You did chess.
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>> You bailed? Yeah, we went to Halloween Horror Nights and you bailed. >> I only went when um in the front when
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Adam Mar used to play Wolverine. >> Oh yeah. Oh my god. >> You went when he was working there?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> So So he had the claws. He was walking around. Yeah. I had to throw pennies at
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him. >> That's No, I did to see if he could fling him with his plastic. [laughter]
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>> See if he could hit him. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But he picked them up cuz he's a Jew.
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But anyway, guys, um [laughter] >> I think you you're you look vibrant. >> What do you mean? Because your glasses,
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I think, are empowering you. >> I can see >> now. You can see feel more. You feel
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more up. >> Well, there's trees in my backyard. I didn't realize. I mean, beyond the
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fence, it was just a blur, [laughter] right, >> dude? The way you see the world. And how
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do you How did you drive for all these years? >> Instinct. >> Just feel. >> No, you you can see lights, so it's
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instinct. You can't see the lines on the ground. >> That's why his car has all this.
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>> I was going [laughter] to say he's never going to have a ding on his car ever
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again. >> Ever again. So, it's instinct. It's like I assume >> it's a vibe. >> I'm on Ventura. [laughter]
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>> It's a lot of assumptions and Yeah. and stuff like that. >> I mean, I kind of know how to get to my
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house and how to get to the comedy store. >> It's It's like three roads. [laughter]
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>> Literally like from here to your house is like three main roads. >> It's three main roads. [laughter] So,
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it's I memorized that. >> So easy. >> Yeah. But Moholland is a windy, treacherous road. It can be, but there's
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two ways to get to your house. Three ways to get to your house. >> There is three ways to get to my house.
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Yeah. >> And to the store. And the store is two roads. It's literally two roads.
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>> It's two roads to get to my house. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> That's right. >> Yeah, dude. It's so easy.
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>> But they're both I mean, one of them is long, which is over a hill. >> It's a long Yeah.
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>> Yeah. It's a long hill. Yeah. But I can see things that I've never been able to
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see before. >> I can see things I could not see before. >> That was that >> cuz I'm so in tune with you sometimes.
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You were really >> Yeah, I went right into it, didn't >> I? I knew cuz when you did the Jew joke,
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I knew that was [laughter] when you did the Wolverine Jew joke, I was like, he's going to say it.
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>> I'm going to start singing a song. >> I want to be a kung fu fighter. >> Do it again.
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>> What? >> Do it again. >> Um, [snorts] >> believe me. I just picked that up. [laughter]
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>> Me, too. >> By the way, we even sung the song wrong >> and I still got it. It Well, it's not I
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want to be a kung fu. [laughter] Everybody was kung fu fighting. >> I want to be
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>> But you still I was there with >> you were still in humming. >> I can connect to you. I've been obsessed
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with um Comics Unleashed. >> He sent me five clips. Same. >> Yeah. Yeah. And and I I've come to a
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conclusion. >> We're living in a dystopian. >> No. No. No. No. [laughter] Don't say
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that. Don't say that. We're not. >> We're not. We're not. >> All right. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> It's so crazy. >> It's crazy. And I can I just throw my um >> Why can't we do it? Can you and I do it?
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>> Well, I pitch. So, here's the deal. This is the truth. This is the truth. >> There's Freddy Lockard.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. So, here's the truth. >> Yeah. >> My manager manages [snorts] the executive producer of Comics
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Unleash. >> Okay. >> That's not the joke. [laughter] >> That's not the joke. That's
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>> This makes so much sense. >> It's not even a joke. [laughter] I literally pitched this. That makes so
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much sense. >> I literally pitch this. What? >> I go, "Okay, so >> can you book?"
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>> Of course she does. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> Of course. Remember when she lost a
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lighter at dinner? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Do you remember this? She got a lighter from the [ __ ] waiter and the server
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was nice enough to be like, "Yeah, I can get a lighter from my car or whatever."
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>> Yeah. >> He gave it to her. She smokes and he comes back. He's like, "Can I get that
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lighter?" She's like, "I don't know where it is. [laughter] >> He just gave you his lighter.
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>> All right. >> What happened?" >> So I pitched. So the next day I So one night I couldn't sleep cuz I just kept
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watching you make clips of comics on >> Comics on Liz. I was obsessed with it. >> It's so weird.
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>> It's so weird. So um the next day I called my manager and I go you know you I know the executive producer rep right
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cuz she used this person used to open for me. >> Yeah. So I pitched her this Andrew me
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Tim Dylan and Burke Chryser. >> That's a pretty good pitch >> on on a comics unleash.
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>> Yeah. And so I know that before you go, Byron wants to know what your question
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is, right? So that um >> he wants to know your joke so he can >> so he can lay you up. You know, like you
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mean I heard you got a new washing machine or whatever. >> Tell you something about the way these
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[ __ ] be shaking. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> My washing machine. I sit on that thing
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if I haven't gone to the bathroom in a few days and shake me right up. [laughter]
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>> That's basically what it is. >> So this is what this is I literally pitched this to Abby. I want this to
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happen. All right. >> Me, you, Tim Dylan, and who? >> And Bryer. Crusher. >> Yeah. Or somebody, you know,
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>> I think I think Donnell Rawlings would be because we would he would get so pissed at us.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. So, this is what we would do. Okay. So, this is my pitch. All right. Um, before the show, you know,
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you you have to tell them what the setups are. >> I already know what you're doing. I
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know. >> We're going to swap jokes. >> No, we're not even going to do the jokes at all.
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>> Okay. >> So, he's going to go, "Oh, talk about your dad." You know what I mean? I'm
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going to go, "There's a genocide in Gossip." [laughter] >> All right. We don't answer any of the
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questions. They'll never air it. >> And at one point I do a narcoleptic fit >> and I pass out.
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>> Right. >> Right. And the YouTube Byron Allen, right? He just let him be. He just does
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this. I lay on the ground for the whole show. [laughter] >> The rest of the show.
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>> The rest of the show. >> We have to do the show. >> But but I come back alive.
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>> What's the key word that brings? >> And I want him to go off on some sort of Israel rant or he has a rant on
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politics. >> Sure. You know what I mean? >> Like I heard you're from the east coast
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and him going on some rant. >> He's like, "Well, the way that we're desecrating the [laughter] world."
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>> Yeah. >> He's the best. >> So then what happens? I wake up, right? And I go, "Do you want to see my dog?"
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[laughter] >> What? >> Yeah. Yeah. So I have a dog named Julio who no one can see,
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>> right? >> He's a rabbid. >> Yeah, he's a rabbid dog. >> Yeah. So we have Hulu in his mask.
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[laughter] You bring out Honey, Jules's mom in a dominatrix outfit >> with Was this a fever dream?
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>> NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S WHAT I PITCHED. OKAY. >> It's what I [ __ ] pitched, right? And
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Julie going and she's coming out with it, [laughter] >> right? Insane. >> Like Byron has no idea what's going on.
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>> No. Yeah. So pissed. >> Yeah. You think he'd be pissed? >> Yeah, dude. [laughter]
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The guy who owns the Weather Channel. Yeah, he'll be mad. >> Yeah, but it'd be must it would be the
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greatest rated show that they'd ever have. I just don't think he they won't unaired. They won't air it.
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>> Why? >> Doesn't fit the brand. It >> doesn't fit the brand. >> Okay. I'm just saying
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>> I want it to happen. I'm in. >> Yeah. >> I'm in. >> Yeah. If he said if Byron, if you're
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listening, you I know you. Okay. >> He's not listening. >> Okay. >> It'll get there.
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>> Okay. >> It'll I could call and get it to him. >> Call him right now. >> I don't I don't have his number, but I
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know the executive producers's number. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, I I have like one >> What did the EP say when you pitched
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this? >> She My manager stopped it right there and she goes, "That's never going to
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happen." >> She's wrong. We'll make it happen now. >> Okay. So, >> how about this? If we can make this
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happen, >> we make it a fever dream. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? Where it's like,
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what is the [ __ ] is going on here? >> If we make this happen, you Okay. If I can make this happen to get us on there,
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then you have to fire your manager. [laughter] >> But she's the one that got us on.
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>> No, you just said she cut you off. She said it's not going to happen. >> Yeah.
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How are you going to make it happen? >> Don't worry about it. [laughter] >> Really?
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>> I'm gonna make it happen. >> So, we can make it a fever dream where we don't answer any of the questions.
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Right. >> Right. We make it as chaotic as possible. Right. We're wearing funny outfits.
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>> It's fine. >> Right. >> How many times have you done Comics Unleashed? >> None.
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>> I can't believe you and I never did that. Our whole >> I did. Okay. Here. I did one Byron Allen
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thing. Funny that you ask. >> Funny. You should ask. >> You should ask. >> That's a popular game show.
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>> Yeah. So, I did that. I did two episodes and they never asked me back. [laughter]
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>> Too good. >> Yeah, they never asked me back. >> Funny you should ask. Featuring Louis
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Anderson. >> Good lineup though. >> Sherry Shepard, Tim Meadows, Caroline Ray, John Loveitz, and Bobby Lee.
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>> Louis Anderson. >> Yeah, I said Louis. >> Yeah. Yeah. So if you see the lineup on
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that, you're like, "Uh, okay. I'll do it." >> Yeah. I think you told me you were going
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to do this. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And I told you not to do it. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
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>> No, that's Yeah. Yeah. So, I did two episodes. They never asked me back. >> Yeah.
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>> And they said I I think I even asked like, "Can I come back?" And they're like, "Oh, it's scheduling." [laughter]
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>> Scheduing, right? >> I think I was just offputting or something. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Like I just didn't fit the
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>> You should get back on pudding. Great when you're on pudding. >> I mean, have you done any Byron?
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[laughter] >> Bro, you know, I've only done I've only done Conan. That's Oh, I did. I'm sorry.
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I did. The only other thing I did was uh >> dude, what's his name? Show >> Kimmel.
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>> No, I never did stand up on Kimmel. Uh I just did Conan and then I did um not
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Craig Kilborn. >> What was the other one I did? No, I did Ferguson. I think I did Ferguson.
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>> Yeah, I only did >> But you don't go >> tonight, >> but Ferguson taped at the ice house. So
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you don't go to the studio. They filmed at the ice house and they cut to a clip,
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>> which is crazy, >> which is still cooler. It's cool, but you don't Yeah, you don't have to do a
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live a pre-tape. No, I never did anything. And I never got offers to do those other things, I guess. Or I just
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never It never came. >> I'm I'm 100% guaranteed cuz there's a guy at the Comedy Store.
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His name is Eric. Do you know him? >> I mean, that's a lot of guys named Eric. >> I know, but he's an older guy and he's
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Byron Allen's right-hand man. So, he hangs up the store. [laughter] We're doing it again, dude. We're in
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sync, dude. We're in sync [laughter] today, man. [laughter] Okay. So, anyway, >> they do hucha.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. YEAH. THEY DO SOMETHING. >> HUCHA. And they're dancing. >> Fancy loving it.
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>> Yeah. When they're dancing, it's a beautiful sequence. >> It's beautiful. Yeah. And the chair,
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you're on a chair. >> You're Yeah. Sometimes you're on a chair. >> Lift you on a chair. Well, let me ask
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you this though. Go ahead. >> Do you care that Cobar's gone? >> And here and and the reason I ask is
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because you never watched. This is my problem when people go, this is my same theory about like
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>> the Brooklyn Dodgers come to Los Angeles. Brooklyn's mad, right? Brooklyn's angry about that.
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>> And their response was, you didn't [ __ ] come to the games. Mhm. >> Like you were barely a fan and there was
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a better business opportunity out west. >> So you can't when something's gone, you
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can't then go, >> "Well, I'm mad it's gone." I never supported it. I'm not saying
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>> [ __ ] him. I like him. He's funny. But I'm also like, "Yeah, but I don't like
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Late Night is >> Yeah, but I But who's watching?" >> I think your point is is that I don't
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watch late night, but you know, I am on TikTok and I watch his monologues. >> I just don't care.
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>> And I think they're great. >> I think that's your age, though. I don't think young people do. Yeah, that's
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because that's and and and I accept that >> mid guys in their mid50s and up, they
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still watch it. >> I'll just watch a clip. >> But most of those guys are dead. >> You watch Bill Moore?
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>> Yeah, that's true. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But do you watch Bill's show or the
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podcast? >> No, I watch it on Friday night. >> You really do? He does. >> I don't watch anything.
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>> You can't wait too. >> After Letterman >> Bill Mar's on. I got to go watch it.
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>> Oh, I tell everyone. He tells After Letterman left, I I I said after Conan left, really I was like goodbye. I don't
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want to do late night anymore. I just didn't care anymore. >> Yeah, >> they Conan and Letterman were the
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[ __ ] >> Let's just focus on getting on comics unleash. Okay. [laughter] >> I don't think we're going to have a
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problem. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's get our ball. Let's watch the ball. >> We have our ball.
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>> All right. So, here's the thing. >> We're going to get on. If you want to get on.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> How about this? >> Make it Make it >> I'll make you a deal. Yeah. I would
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rather be on the Weather Channel. [laughter] >> Really? >> Yeah. >> You'd rather be in the Weather Channel?
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>> I would love to do a segment. >> He won't have us on that. Let us do a segment on the weather channel by
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>> I can do super El Nino. [laughter] I'm good at I'm good at super El Nino, you mean? So I could do that.
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>> And I'm hurricane Maria. >> Hurricane Maria. >> Come over here. I'm going to get you
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wet. >> Yeah, cuz Super Elino. Super El Nino is coming. >> Is it? >> You don't know that?
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>> Super El Nino4 now. >> What? >> He's 54 years old. Super El Nino. >> Yeah. [laughter]
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>> You're calling me Super Elino. >> Wait, is it really coming? >> Yeah. And it doesn't happen often. I think
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this is going to be the biggest super super al we've ever seen. >> In 200 years.
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>> In 200. >> When is it coming? >> This summer. [laughter] It's >> Who's releasing this? Marvel.
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>> My Marvel. Oh, got you beeping into the joke. I like that. Damn it. That was fast.
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>> Super El Nino this summer. >> A rare Super Elino is expected to develop by fall, peaking in strength
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during the winter of 2026 into 2027. Forecasters at NOAA's climate prediction center estimate two in three chance that
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this event will become historically intense. >> Yeah, >> get [ __ ] What's it going to be? A lot
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a rain. >> It's going to be rain every day for like two months. >> So what? >> I know, but I have I have a I have a
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patio. >> Open the [laughter] open the floodgates. >> And I'm I'm spending money on
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unclogging. >> I got you clogging. >> Yeah, because I'm getting prepared for super hum. [laughter]
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>> It's for LA. >> Yeah. Yeah. And LA is going to be super hot during >> Super Elino defined by shifts the
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gestroom to to funnel active moisture laden storms directly into Southern California. Why can't they you know how
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they do cloud seeding where they make it rain? Why don't we do the opposite? What's what's cloud stopping? How do
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they do that to make it not rain? If they can make it rain, make it not rain. >> It's called a house. What are you
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talking about? [laughter] >> No, they cloud seed. They literally put seeds in the cloud.
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>> Stay inside. >> No. [snorts] Well, it's going to it's going to [ __ ] up everything though. that
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this because we don't handle rain. Our our infrastructure is not good for rain. >> There are opposing techniques, it says.
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>> Yeah, thank you very much. So, I'm not a [ __ ] idiot. Overseeding involves intentionally injecting an excessive
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amount of >> of ice nucleing particles, silver iodine, into a cloud because there's too
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many particles competing for a limited amount of moisture. Creates millions of microscopic water droplets too small and
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too tight to fall as rain effectively depressing the dispersing the cloud. That's amazing.
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>> What does that do though? >> Makes the cloud just kind of >> I understand that. But are there
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consequences of doing that? >> Of course there are. But we don't have to deal with that. The next generation
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does. >> Oh, I see. I see. You see? >> And by the way, >> yeah, >> I know we joked for years and said they
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could control the weather, but [laughter] I guess they can. >> Yeah, I think they can. Yeah.
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[laughter] >> Why? >> Oh my god. I have >> Can you help me finish a joke? >> Go ahead. I was at the airport and there
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were these two like very funny, well-dressed, flamboyant gay guys like and they're running around like I mean
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like just making a scene like and they're sprinting around. They're like, "HEY, NO, GET OVER HERE." And they have
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obviously a they have a son that is >> biologically theirs >> their son. Yes. [laughter]
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>> And and and it's like it's like they turn around and then he's running away again full speed.
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>> Wait, he's running away from them? >> Yeah, he's like he's like is a kid running through the airport. Uh
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>> and and they're trying to stop him, but it's like my gener, you know, my dad was
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would grab you by your neck. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> They're like, "Get stop it. Get over
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here." Whatever his name was. >> And the kid and the little kid's wearing a MAGA hat.
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>> He [laughter] was. >> He had his Trump shoes on. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But I looked at him and
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>> running from everybody. >> When I saw him, he had he [laughter] had red hair. He was a red head.
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>> Oh no. What does that mean? I just [laughter] I just I thought what's the opposite of a head start in
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life, >> right? >> Two gay dads, red head. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's a tough
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>> That's a tough >> He goes to elementary school. >> Which one of your [ __ ] dads is
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picking you up today? Fire crotch. I mean, that kid is >> lit up. >> Yeah, but he's going to turn out to be a
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great stand-up comedian. [laughter] >> There. You finished the joke. >> Yeah. >> That's it.
00:19:52
>> You think so? >> He ended up being a great standup Yeah. I mean, because it's like
00:19:55
>> my two dads. >> You I mean, you had two dads. >> Yeah. And they were both gay. [laughter]
00:20:00
>> Yeah. But you struggled, you know? You You did? >> Not Not Yeah. No. Not like
00:20:06
>> You were in poverty when your mom was single. >> I grew up in the ghetto. Yeah.
00:20:10
>> No, I didn't grow up in the ghetto, dude. >> But in projects. >> We didn't grow up in the project.
00:20:14
>> That's the story I've been telling people. [laughter] >> You know what's strange? When I take
00:20:18
these off now, everything's a blur. >> Asian. >> That's normal. That's how it works.
00:20:21
That's how it works. But if I take it off, will it go back to what it was or No,
00:20:25
>> brother. What are you talking about? You're You're doing what it was. [laughter] This is what it was.
00:20:29
>> No. No. What I'm saying is >> Look at this. What it was. It goes on. >> No. No. No.
00:20:33
>> Put it What it was. Put it on real fast. What it was. Put it on. >> Yeah. What it is.
00:20:37
>> What it is. >> Yes. What it [laughter] >> Hey. Hey. Hey. Take it off. >> Yeah.
00:20:42
>> And what it will be. >> Oh. What do you mean by that? >> Yeah. Remember how all those hot girls
00:20:47
smile at you all the time? You'll see the difference now. >> [laughter] >> THEY WERE FROWNING. [laughter]
00:20:58
>> Bobby thought they were saying hi and they were just saying help. Help, >> dude. Dude, that was good. That was
00:21:04
good. That was good. But but that opens the word to war. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> War is on.
00:21:11
>> No CD. >> I have to be honest with you. I have OCD. >> Guess who else does? >> Yeah.
00:21:15
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00:21:20
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>> Happy birthday America. >> We've had some great American summers and almost all of them have included
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some dew. A dog and a do. That's what I say. What are you doing? I said dog and a do.
00:22:39
>> It's an American original Mountain Dew. born in the foothills of Tennessee where
00:22:43
my dad went to college. Uh, and by the way, the 4th of July is coming and it's about to be the best ever because Bobby
00:22:48
and I are going to be doing the dew. Let's have some dogs and dew. And I want to make a shirt that says dogs and dew.
00:22:52
Can we sell those? >> We can do. Yeah. 1948 since Mountain Dew. And let me tell you something about
00:22:58
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00:23:03
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00:23:10
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Once again, that's >> mountain.com. >> I kind of need these. I actually think I need these.
00:23:41
>> Yeah, >> these are really good. >> Yeah. >> Um, >> but now I'm used to now this,
00:23:48
>> which is good. [clears throat] >> I put them on all the way. [laughter] >> Oh, no.
00:23:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, they're actually really cool glasses. >> Yeah. >> Who makes them?
00:23:59
>> These are Tom Ford. >> Tom Ford. >> Yeah, >> Tom Ford's nice glasses. >> Yeah. Anyway, um,
00:24:07
>> must be nice. I want to put these on. Wow. >> But just do Why don't you just do
00:24:12
contacts? >> Well, I was thinking about LASIK, but they're saying that I'm going to need um
00:24:18
reading glasses if I get LASIC. >> Everybody gets readers, though. I think that's the most common. I think people
00:24:22
just get readers. >> Mhm. >> If you read >> I don't I've never read. >> Well, why do you need readers?
00:24:28
>> Oh, so Tik Tok. >> Yeah, Tik Tok. Tik Tok glasses. >> Yeah. So, last night I saw a better a
00:24:33
movie better than Project Hail Mary. >> What did you watch? Obsession. So [ __ ] good.
00:24:39
>> Who's in it? >> Nobody I've ever ever ever seen. >> It's a >> Did you see Obsession?
00:24:43
>> It's an indie horror that is going to make $100 million with a budget under a
00:24:48
million. >> He's getting his little wiener. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's It's so [ __ ]
00:24:52
good. >> You know, the only thing bad about this story is it's going to give a lot of
00:24:55
people hope. >> Yeah. >> What do you mean? What do you mean by that? >> It's going to give everybody hope.
00:24:59
They're like, I can do it. >> You can. >> You cannot. >> It's the Cinderella story.
00:25:04
>> It's an anomaly. you when you're watching the movie, here's what you notice. You go, "Oh, this guy knows what
00:25:09
he's doing." >> Yeah. It's an anomaly. >> Yeah. And I think that in the years of
00:25:14
him leading up to the movie, like George Miller's um Mad Max Fury Road, it took 30 years he thought about that movie.
00:25:24
>> Same. >> 30 years. >> Yeah. Because since Mad Max um um what's the last Mad Max before
00:25:31
>> Thunderdome? >> Yeah. Thunderdome with Tina Turner. Mhm. >> What is a year difference? 1985.
00:25:36
>> What do you mean that's [ __ ] 40 years? >> Yeah. So, he laid down at night. He
00:25:40
directed it at when he was in it. 70. >> Mhm. >> He was 70 years old when he drank made
00:25:47
Mad Max Fury Ro. What's so [laughter] funny? >> It's just so funny to think so much time
00:25:51
passed. >> I know. >> Like when they wrapped the film, he's like, I guess we can't wait another 40.
00:25:56
[laughter] >> Yeah. They did a Fury also after that, which is pretty good. M. >> So, um, he sat there probably for 40 or
00:26:04
30 plus years >> just in a tub >> and just thinking about the next movie that he's going to make.
00:26:09
>> You got to get out there a little bit faster. >> I I understand that. But what I'm
00:26:12
saying, >> he made more movies. >> What? >> He made more movies. >> He did, but I think that he thought
00:26:16
about Mad Max and what it's going to look like and scenes in his head >> and you've been thinking about Comics
00:26:21
Unleashed for 40 years. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> We got to get you on. We got to get on.
00:26:25
>> We got to get on the show. Yeah. Yeah. It's good. >> Is it in all the theaters?
00:26:28
>> Yes. Maybe I'll go. >> I saw it in North Hollywood Regal [snorts] >> and this [ __ ] Oh, God.
00:26:34
>> You went to the No Home Regal. >> I know. This fat Mexican man next to me, right?
00:26:39
>> Here it goes. >> He was drinking one of those ices. >> The big ones. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:43
>> Love. >> And I did. He did double flavor, which is like, no way. It's a risky move.
00:26:48
>> It's a risky move, right? He was kind of fat, too. >> Right. You >> mentioned that. Yeah.
00:26:53
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] when you when you showed the size of the icing gave it away a little bit.
00:26:59
>> He also had three young kids next to him. >> Oh, I got this Amber Alert. [laughter]
00:27:05
>> Oh, that that >> I literally got an Amber >> literally that my I had to turn my phone
00:27:09
off during the movie during the Amber Alert. [laughter] >> Imagine it's him watching that movie.
00:27:14
>> Wow. >> He's kidnapping kids just to go watch movies with. >> Yeah. And they were young kids and
00:27:18
there's like sex scenes. It's crazy. But >> isn't there sex scenes in it? >> Yeah.
00:27:21
>> And how young are the kids? the 10. >> Oh, >> it's a rated R film. >> Yeah, >> it's it's not for kids.
00:27:29
>> It's not for kids. It's violent. It's crazy. >> So, Mr. Icy brought his kids, stolen
00:27:33
kids. And so, >> he was drinking his Icy. This the large kind like this. It's literally this big.
00:27:38
I'm not even There's no I'm not being hyperbolic. It was like this big. >> Can I pause you for two seconds?
00:27:43
>> Yeah. >> Did he say anything to you? >> No. >> About being like, "Hey, I know who you
00:27:46
are as a fan." Okay, good. Go. >> I was going to be like, "That'll be a big bummer if we're talking about him."
00:27:49
And he was like, "Hey, man." >> No, no, no, no, no. He doesn't know. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't look at me or
00:27:53
anything. You could tell. And he um he got to the bottom of the icy. >> Yeah. And he was doing that the whole
00:28:01
time to get every little bit of thing. >> And if you ever been to that theater, the seats vibrate.
00:28:09
>> You I went once >> at the 4x. >> Mean no go back. >> Mean no go back. >> Yeah. But I went Yeah. The seats
00:28:15
vibrate. >> The seats vibrate. There's other special, right? But it his slurping
00:28:20
>> was louder than the vibrating seats. >> Louder than the vibrating seats and all
00:28:24
the other things that happened in that in that theater like wind and stuff. Also, I had my jewel out, right? And
00:28:31
there was so much wind coming through the chair [laughter] that it went and it exploded. It almost exploded in my
00:28:37
[ __ ] But my point is is that it kind of ruined and also we were in the last like
00:28:43
second to last seat and I couldn't read anything. Well, did you not bring your glasses?
00:28:49
>> I got the glasses an hour before I came here. >> Oh, you did? >> Yeah. >> Well, you got to go back.
00:28:53
>> I got to go watch the movie because So then I had to whisper to my girlfriend.
00:28:56
I go, "What does that text say?" >> You know what I mean? And then I got slurpy and then he starts coughing and
00:29:03
then he was crunching on something that was so loud. It was >> Did you say in a foreign language?
00:29:07
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> What? >> He's like, "What? What did the text say?" The guy next to him is like, "This
00:29:13
foreigner speaks good English. What does this say? >> No, on the screen the You know what I
00:29:18
mean? Yeah. Like somebody's texting on the in the movie. In the movie they're texting
00:29:24
>> and you have to read it. >> You're telling me this is going to make $100 million.
00:29:28
>> It's that good. >> What was the budget? $10 million. >> Less than one. >> Less than 1 million.
00:29:35
>> Indie horror film obsession gross an estimated 75 to 80 million worldwide. Oh
00:29:39
my [ __ ] god. >> I know. >> Oh my god. >> It's so good. Who's the distributor? >> Blumhouse.
00:29:47
>> Oh, yeah. That's right. >> Another win for Blumbhouse. >> Yeah. >> They literally hit home runs like this
00:29:51
all the time. This is what they do. >> Yeah. >> I mean, didn't they >> Get Out. Get Out.
00:29:55
>> But But I mean, but Get Out was an expensive film. >> No, a million. >> Was it?
00:29:59
>> Yeah. >> That was only a million bucks. >> Yeah. >> Then his >> That's why they gave Jordan a car.
00:30:04
>> Yep. >> Well, more than a car. >> No, no, he got the money and all that stuff and residuals or whatever.
00:30:08
>> What kind of car? What kind of car did they >> He got him on a really nice car.
00:30:11
>> He got a career. Yeah, >> he got he got a career. He had a [ __ ] career. He was on a hit on a hit sketch.
00:30:17
>> Funniest guys on planetar. >> You better watch your mouth the way you talk about Jordan.
00:30:21
>> Clearly his career got better from Mad TV once he made Get Out. Obviously. >> Damn, dude. A little bit of spicy
00:30:26
attitude coming out of Carlos. No, no, no. Leave him alone. >> I I got to take my glasses off for this
00:30:30
one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's too much heat coming from this. >> Well, we had two trials back to back
00:30:34
last year. >> Yeah. No, no more trials because we haven't gone on the road yet. >> It's coming. Yeah.
00:30:38
>> Take Nerburgg. Yeah. Yeah. What? >> So, listen. Have you ever done this before?
00:30:44
>> That's so stupid. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's very funny. >> You're a dumb guy. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:48
>> You know what car I hope they never got him? >> Ferrari just released their new their
00:30:52
new car. >> This Look, I know you're not a car guy. >> Never have been. >> Take one look at this car and give me
00:30:58
your first instinct. Don't look yet. Give me your first instinct. You're the first word that comes out of your mouth.
00:31:02
Go >> look. >> Oh, hold on. Love it. gay. >> I knew he would love it. >> It's the color of his car.
00:31:12
>> No, but I just knew he'd like the style of that. >> I love it. >> It's Ferrari's first all-electric car.
00:31:17
>> I love it. >> It is cool. >> I bought I bought I bought one for the studio. [laughter]
00:31:22
>> No, I would mad it. I would mad it, but it looks good. >> As a as a diehard lover of Ferrari, I I
00:31:31
am >> How much is that? >> I'm remarkably >> disappointed. >> Sad. Yeah. Oh, really? It's one of the
00:31:36
most atrocious designs I think they've ever released. >> I think it's the best design they've
00:31:39
ever done. >> I know. I know. $640,000. >> I can't do it. >> Wait, come on. Why not?
00:31:43
>> I don't want to do it. >> 640 grand, dude. >> I have a free Hyundai. >> Yeah, a free
00:31:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That or a free Hyundai? >> A lease price? $7,000 a month. >> That's insane.
00:31:53
>> Wait, go back to the picture, though. This is genuinely one of the most upsetting. And the media online is
00:31:59
joking about it, too. They're like, that's a not a Ferrari. >> I think it looks futuristic.
00:32:05
mad. It'll look good. >> It looks so terrible. It's so >> Is there a black one? >> Yeah, they're probably try it in black.
00:32:11
>> Oh, I like the yellow one. >> Luche. >> Isn't that what it's called? >> Look how cute that is.
00:32:15
>> Ferrari luch. [laughter] >> Yeah, >> it's so cute. Yeah. I I I miss the bugle
00:32:24
or whatever. >> Dude, I came home last night and I was eating chips and salsa in the kitchen
00:32:27
cuz I didn't want to wake her up. I didn't want to go upstairs. >> Who's her? Your dog?
00:32:31
>> Yeah, my dog. [laughter] I didn't want to wake up my [ __ ] wife. Well, my dog wakes up whenever you
00:32:36
open the door. So, I bummed about that cuz then she probably woke up from that. But I'm eating chips and salsa watching
00:32:42
Sports Center and I fell asleep on the couch cuz I was like, if I go up there, she's going to, you know, she I don't
00:32:47
want to wake her up. And I fell asleep on the couch. And the amount of salsa that spilled [laughter]
00:32:53
>> was one for the books. You couldn't even put that much in the jar it spilled from. Yeah.
00:32:57
>> It's as if somebody walked into my house and put other salsa all over the place
00:33:02
>> and then left with the bottles. It was everywhere. And so no bueno. >> No bueno.
00:33:07
>> I sp I must have had it on the couch. >> And you fell asleep with it in your hand.
00:33:11
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's insane. >> I was tired. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You cannot shame him for that.
00:33:16
>> I've never had like a drumstick of chicken or anything and just fell asleep with it.
00:33:21
>> Any kind of food. Go ahead. >> Go ahead. >> You know wantons. [laughter] Yeah. Go ahead. You want to go wantons?
00:33:27
I've [ __ ] my bed. >> Is that what you're trying to say? >> Yeah. Well, that's a little worse.
00:33:30
>> Sunblower seeds, pizza. >> Oh, yeah. I've never done that. >> I don't eat on my bed. That's insane.
00:33:35
>> I was on my couch. >> Okay. And that's fair. >> You never eat on the couch. >> Yeah.
00:33:39
>> No, I don't. That's what the kitchen table's there for. >> Okay. >> When you're watching TV.
00:33:45
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> You eat at the kitchen table looking through your living room.
00:33:48
>> No. No. No. But there's TV food and then there's couch food. >> Oh, we grew up differently, brother. All
00:33:53
food. Food is TV food. >> Okay. No. Popcorn. >> No. Agree. >> You agree? >> All food is TV food.
00:34:00
>> Popcorn. Pretzel. Like pretzel chips. >> I'll eat a full meal in front of the TV.
00:34:05
That's how we grew up. >> Yeah. What about you, Andreas? >> Of course. >> Okay. >> A full meal.
00:34:09
>> We didn't do that. >> You You're not talking to each other. >> I refuse to do it.
00:34:13
>> So, you sit at the table alone? >> I have an expensive rug. I don't want falling asleep with salsa verde all over
00:34:18
it. [laughter] >> Well, the good news is when you sell your Ferrari, you can get me a rug.
00:34:22
>> All right. You know, you you when you're eating alone at the home, you sit >> at the kitchen table
00:34:28
>> by yourself. >> Yeah. >> Paint that. Someone paint that. Someone at home, please paint that.
00:34:33
>> It's Yeah. It's normal. >> And you guys and you guys somewhere at the universe are eating alone at the
00:34:37
exact same time. Yeah. >> And it's just above Carlos. It's a little tiny swinging light.
00:34:42
>> Yeah. >> You know, and above and above you, it's a beautiful chandelier. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. And you
00:34:47
salsa all the [ __ ] body, dude. >> Yeah, dude. This morning I did something that I had never done before. So last
00:34:54
night we saw the movie Obsession, my girlfriend and I. And she's a witch. >> Correct.
00:34:58
>> Okay. And the movie is very witchy. [snorts] >> Okay. >> She gave you a wish stick.
00:35:04
>> What? >> She gave you a wish stick. >> Yeah. Yeah. So >> a what? >> Wish don't ruin the movie.
00:35:10
>> She gave you a wish stick. >> Yeah. Yeah. So we went to Bob's Big Boy. >> Mistake number one.
00:35:16
>> Yeah. Right next to us >> cuz you wanted to get diarrhea. >> Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to get diary right
00:35:20
before went to bed and we're sitting on the um the lobby and waiting for our table and I heard this buzzing.
00:35:29
You mean it was funny neon light or >> No, the the flies. They have flies [laughter]
00:35:34
all over. They're in the kitchen. >> Okay, >> go ahead. >> It's Bob [laughter] >> just sitting next to me. Anyway,
00:35:44
>> welcome. >> So, um I go, "Do you hear that? Do you hear it? the buzzing. She goes, "I don't
00:35:49
hear the buzzing." I thought she was gaslighting me. >> Your Oh, your girlfriend said this.
00:35:53
>> Yeah. And then in the So, and then late at night, right when we're about to go
00:35:58
to bed, she went she kind of tried to scare me. >> Oh. >> She went ah in the light.
00:36:03
>> Why? >> Because we saw a horror movie. >> So, this morning she was out in the
00:36:09
kitchen and I and she knows not to ever wake me up, [snorts] right? So, I built my body on the bed with pillows. smart,
00:36:18
>> right? And then what I did was I pushed the um nightstand closer to my bed so I can fit in the
00:36:26
corner of the of the room and I had a hoodie on backwards. >> Mhm. >> With the hoodie over my face.
00:36:32
>> Right. >> Right. I was crouched down and I stayed down there for 45 minutes >> waiting for
00:36:38
>> waiting for her to come in. Okay. [laughter] And eventually like everything started
00:36:42
getting sore. So, I asked Honey, Jules's mom. I go, I'll I'll read you the text.
00:36:48
Hold on. >> So, people know that this is real. >> I mean, I 100% believe this. There's no
00:36:53
doubt in my mind this is real. >> Okay. But really, >> it's so funny. >> Is it or no?
00:36:58
>> Yes. It's I mean, that's what an elaborate ruse. I hope the payoff is worth it.
00:37:02
>> Yeah. Yeah. It was real. So, I go tell Satie to wake me up because I have to pick up my glasses.
00:37:10
>> So, good. >> All right. I'm trying to scare her. So, if you tell her I'm trying to scare her,
00:37:14
I'll fire you. [laughter] >> That's love, >> right? Don't [ __ ] this up. I'm [ __ ]
00:37:20
serious. >> You sound like you're serious. Yeah. >> Yeah. I was serious because I had been
00:37:23
sitting there >> for >> in this tight space for 45 minutes. >> All right. So, she comes in.
00:37:27
>> She comes in and she wakes tries to wake me up and she thinks it's me. >> Yeah. Because I formed it like a body.
00:37:34
>> You know what I mean? AND I GO [screaming] RIGHT. SHE screamed and there What is it about that that feels
00:37:42
good? >> Making making someone scared. >> Yeah. >> Oh, it's the best thing. >> Do you do that to your wife
00:37:47
>> all the time? >> Yeah. Yeah. It's so fun. >> Sometimes I scare I over scare. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think I over scared her.
00:37:53
>> Like one time she was she was doing laundry back and forth and I jumped out and I pushed her down the stairs.
00:38:00
[laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. >> Yeah. I really got her. I got her good
00:38:06
>> and I used a coat hanger. You know what? [laughter] Actually, you know what the
00:38:10
old school like dad dad dad thing that I my dad did to us that I always do is when she's walking in front of the car.
00:38:15
I always hit God damn like that. Yeah. It's just it's fun. You have to do the little one.
00:38:21
>> Yeah. You have to do it. >> Yeah. You have to scare I I mean I've done laying down
00:38:26
>> like she's in the bathroom and I'm laying down. >> Oh, that's fun. Right. And so she opens
00:38:31
the door and my head's just down here. [laughter] Right. I'm also going to get a mannequin
00:38:36
of myself. How do you do that? >> Adam Ray. >> Yeah, [laughter] I don't know. He has all those people.
00:38:43
>> All the [ __ ] prosthetic people he can get. >> I'm going to have me standing in the
00:38:48
dark. >> He'll want the mannequin as a character, though. [laughter] >> You're going to have to lend it to him
00:38:51
at some point. >> Oh, yeah. For sure. Cuz it's you. We'll go 50/50 on it. >> Okay.
00:38:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. And I want him standing in the dark. And she goes, "Bobby, I see you." Right. But in the dark. So she'll
00:39:02
just see a silhouette. And from behind, I scare her. That's so good. >> It's a good one.
00:39:06
>> Now, when do you stab? >> Oh, you stab when she go when she starts to like we should get married.
00:39:11
[laughter] >> Yeah. >> All right. You want to bring in one of your kids? >> Sure.
00:39:16
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>> [music] >> I'm Andrew Santino. I'm Bobby Lelay. >> AND WELCOME TO THE BAD GAME SHOW.
00:40:57
>> It's the Bad Game Show. >> And once again, thank you to Bobby's mom. >> Back off. I mess you up.
00:41:03
>> Let's start this game. Each of you guys write down the slang term for what we're
00:41:07
pointing at. What's this right here, guys? >> What is this right here? >> Kevin Spacy, Epstein, Weinstein. What do
00:41:12
they have in common? >> They're all scumbags. Yeah. [music] >> Incorrect. These are all classic New
00:41:18
York guys. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Is this the game where we have to figure out what the f your mother is saying?
00:41:25
>> How old is my wife? >> I'm going to put as many marshmallows [music] as I can in Bobby Lee's mouth.
00:41:30
>> If you were in prison, dude, easy access. >> I am thoroughly aroused. >> Is this your son?
00:41:35
>> Oh my god. How did I get here? >> I'm so thrilled that I'm only a lesbian. >> Wow.
00:41:42
>> YEAH. [screaming] >> STOP HITTING on my mom. Okay. Our next game time to get handsy [laughter] buzz
00:41:48
in before he does cuz it's aing game show. [screaming] >> JANUARY 911 SHOW you [ __ ]
00:41:59
>> Was that a good Do you consider that a good episode or what's [laughter] >> what's the barometer?
00:42:06
>> Who do we have here? >> I'm going to guess their names. Chimbo. >> No. Allora.
00:42:13
>> Allora means well in Italian. Yeah. Yeah. >> Chimbo and uh >> Palco. >> Balokco.
00:42:21
>> Chimbo. Balokco. How close are we? What's your name? >> I'm Jack. >> Not close at all.
00:42:27
>> Not close. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What about you? >> Catherine. >> Hi, Catherine.
00:42:30
>> Yeah. It's a bad miss. >> So, Jack, um, >> are you nimble? >> Are you [snorts] quick?
00:42:35
>> A little. Yeah. >> When's the last time you played basketball? Cuz >> what the [ __ ] is going on here? Did
00:42:42
>> you just play a game with basketball? >> No. >> Okay. >> No, just Jack likes basketball.
00:42:47
[laughter] >> I do like basketball. >> All right. Do you do play basketball, Jack?
00:42:51
>> Uh, from time to time. Like >> there's a court outside my house back. >> Okay.
00:42:56
>> I Sometimes when you bring people on the show, they answer like they're being
00:42:58
subpoenaed. >> Yeah. Everything's fine. >> Jack, what do you do for fun? What's Jack do for fun?
00:43:02
>> Um, I like watching movies. >> Yeah. What do you want to You want to be a director?
00:43:07
>> Yeah, >> that's what you want to do. >> That's That's the goal. >> And Katherine, what do you want to do?
00:43:10
Uh, I'd like to be a screenwriter. >> You want to be a screenwriter? >> Yes. >> You like sitting at the computer all
00:43:15
day? >> Yeah, basically. [clears throat] >> What do you write? Do you write fantasy?
00:43:18
>> Um, I write horror stuff mainly. >> Ah, did you see Obsession? >> No, I really want to though. I think I'm
00:43:24
going to go on Friday, maybe. >> Yeah. You're in LA? >> Mhm. >> Okay, good. >> Can you pitch me a concept of a horror
00:43:30
movie? Like an elevator pitch? Give me your elevator pitch. >> Yeah. And and we'll add on.
00:43:35
>> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah, we do. >> Cuz we're writers as well. >> And we will want credit for it.
00:43:39
>> Yeah. >> Okay. I just wrote one um this past year for >> we just wrote we're gonna write it
00:43:45
together. Go ahead. Yeah. It's ours. >> Uh it's a western um it's set in 1899 and it's
00:43:51
>> 1904 story [laughter] >> 1904. >> If you don't mind if you don't mind. I got to throw my Yeah. Yeah. Sure. As a
00:43:57
producer credit. I got to I got to add my >> Just cuz we're better. It's better if
00:44:00
it's in the 20th century. >> Right. Thank you. >> Can we make it 1904? >> Yeah, sure. Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
00:44:05
>> Um and the main character Thomas and Bell is on this frame. Let me stop you right there.
00:44:10
>> Dmitri. >> Yeah. Dimmitri and Dmitri and uh and Barbaduke. >> Okay. >> No, no. Barbaduke is h it's a it's a
00:44:17
horror movie already. >> Barbaduc. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, so Dimmitri and Toe. Her name is
00:44:21
>> Wait, wait. That's the full name is what she was saying, not two people. >> Yeah. Thomas and Bell. First name, last
00:44:26
name. >> Thomas and Bell. >> Thomasson. >> Thomas and Bell. >> The gentleman's name is Thomasson.
00:44:31
>> Yeah. Yeah. Just call him Tom. >> Thomas. [laughter] Yeah. >> So, we're not doing Dmitri anymore?
00:44:36
>> Yeah, we're not doing Demetri. You know what? Call him big T. >> Big T. Yeah, T. Yeah, just T.
00:44:42
>> Okay. >> Okay. >> 1904. It's T. >> Okay. T is working on a ranch and it's being terrorized.
00:44:48
>> Not a ranch. Not a ranch. >> Okay. Time out. The first >> It's not a ranch. >> It's the first meth laboratory.
00:44:53
>> Verse meth. Crystal meth laboratory. >> Ever. Ever. So, >> and it's an airplane hanger. It's not a
00:44:59
ranch. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And also terrorized by who? >> Werewolf. >> No, no, no. Like that at all.
00:45:04
>> A country. >> Yeah. [laughter] I know. I know. I know. >> Lithuanian. >> Lithuanian.
00:45:10
>> Is that fine? >> Yeah. >> All right. So, so pitch it back to us again. Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:14
>> Okay. [laughter] >> So, Big T is working out of uh >> What year is it? What year is it?
00:45:21
>> 1904. >> Okay. All right. >> Okay. It's 1904 and Big T is working at a airplane hanger.
00:45:27
>> Yeah. But what are they making? >> So, what do they make there? What's >> the first? [laughter]
00:45:32
>> Yeah. Meth lab. >> Okay. Go ahead. Yep. >> And it's being terrorized by Did We
00:45:37
Decide >> Lithuania, right? Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> That's the pitch.
00:45:42
>> That's the pitch. What happens in the story? >> What happens to T? [laughter]
00:45:48
>> I don't know. >> What? >> I don't know. >> Yeah, we do. >> We do know. We know what happens to T.
00:45:53
>> So, one of the Lithuanians, uh, T falls in love with one of the Lithuanians that's terrorizing, and they actually
00:45:59
kind of double, you know, they double, uh, what is that? Double agent. They double agent the Lithuanian over
00:46:05
overlords, you know, who are like organizing this. >> But the problem is he's addicted to
00:46:09
meth. >> Yeah. He's he is fully addicted to addict. >> Yeah. And she's trying to help him get
00:46:14
sober, too. >> Okay. >> Which he gives it heart. >> She's in the program. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, the program didn't
00:46:19
start until 1935. >> Then this place, this place in 1935. >> 1940. Then >> define 1940.
00:46:24
>> Yeah. 1940. All right. >> And then what's the girl's name? The Lithuanian girl.
00:46:27
>> What? >> What's the Lithuanian girl's name? >> P. >> Keep it simple. >> P and TN.
00:46:32
>> Yeah. TV. >> Okay. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Okay. Good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I love this pitch.
00:46:36
>> I love this pitch. So, what's the horror element of it, though? >> Well, it was werewolves until we changed
00:46:41
it to >> Lithuanian. Lithuanians say you can't call Oh, you can. >> Yeah. Okay. [laughter]
00:46:48
>> Yeah. I don't think we care. >> I think they're one of those countries that no one cares.
00:46:52
>> Lithuanian werewolves. Well, we were going to fund this project, but I guess we do it now.
00:46:56
>> Do you have a pitch, Jack? >> I don't think I can top that. No, but do you have a pitch of your own movie?
00:47:02
>> You have to try. >> We can help you. >> Well, I I Okay. Okay. Okay. And and chime in. Chime in.
00:47:07
>> Oh, of course. We're producers and this >> the runners of the show >> gives us permission on our show to chime
00:47:13
in. Hysterical. >> It's insane. >> Hysterical. >> Yeah. Sorry about the basketball show.
00:47:17
>> I love Yeah. You You attacked him and now he's >> Yeah. Now you're being an [ __ ]
00:47:20
>> No. No. No. Not an [ __ ] you, Jack. >> He's defending himself. [laughter] >> Jack, defend yourself.
00:47:25
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's this um we follow this artist who's like he makes like sculptures and stuff and he's like
00:47:33
>> Michelangelo. >> Yes. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Is it Michelangelo? >> No. >> Can we call him Michelangelo?
00:47:41
>> But if you want it to be Michelangelo. >> No, we don't want it to be Michelangelo.
00:47:44
He's like Michelangelo the eighth. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's the her
00:47:48
there's a hereditary line here. >> And what does he do, Jack? Um well he he makes sculptures but he's been
00:47:55
struggling be because he like made like a a sculpture in college and it was like
00:47:59
his magnumopus and he hasn't hit that peak since let's think about the sculpture he made.
00:48:05
>> Well the sculpture comes to life. >> Well but what's the sculpture that he made that people don't they don't like
00:48:09
it. >> It's Hitler. [laughter] >> He sculpts Hitler and he comes back to >> What year is this?
00:48:15
>> Modern day. >> Oh it's modern day. Yeah. Yeah. I say Marco Rubio. Rubio. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
00:48:23
I say Marco Rubio. >> He made a Marco Rubio statue. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> And it came to life.
00:48:29
>> Michelangelo the eighth. Mhm. >> Yeah. And then what happened? He came Marco Rubio came to life.
00:48:34
>> Marco Rubio came to life. >> Yeah. Yeah. So then there's two Marco Rubios. >> That's crazy.
00:48:38
>> That is insane, dude. >> Well, I I will say both these projects they fall in love.
00:48:42
>> Will fund. >> No, they fall in love. >> They fall in love. >> Marco and Marco fall in love.
00:48:45
>> Marco. Marco. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I love this. I think that one's good. And that one's good, too.
00:48:50
>> [laughter] >> I'm not done with the pitch. >> I'm done. >> They have a a Havana in Cuba.
00:48:57
>> Yeah. Little Havana. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Right. Yeah. >> And there's like it's like heated
00:49:01
rivalry. [laughter] >> I knew I knew it was going to get gay. >> It's got to go gay. You guys are
00:49:09
>> very good pitch. Everyone's going to pitch. Everyone think of a show idea. Thank you for coming.
00:49:13
>> He's going to He's going to get you to pitch something something else out there.
00:49:15
>> We're pitching today. >> Okay. He's going to swap out. Thank you guys. So fun. Did you guys have fun?
00:49:19
Yeah. >> Insane, right? Doesn't make any sense. >> The name of this show >> makes no sense this whole show. Okay,
00:49:25
switch out. >> Thank you guys. >> All of these young people coming in here look like they were made at Quinnipak.
00:49:33
>> Like the school made them. >> No, they look like they're from Hogwarts. >> Yes.
00:49:37
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Quinnipic. >> Yeah. What's your name? >> My name is Riley. >> Riley. What's your name, sir?
00:49:41
>> I'm Jacob. >> You're Jacob. Do you guys Are you two friends? >> No. >> No. [laughter]
00:49:47
>> Why? Why? >> I don't. Riley, why don't you like Jacob? >> Where do I start? >> Start from the beginning. That's the
00:49:54
best part. >> How long have you been here? >> Jacob, >> I've I've met you 5 days ago.
00:49:58
>> And you already pissed me off. Um >> Okay. How did he piss you off? >> He just He doesn't know when to stop
00:50:03
talking. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I I don't know what I did. >> Why do you talk? >> Thank you.
00:50:09
>> Yeah. Why? Why you keep talking, dog? >> Communication. It's what I went to school for.
00:50:13
>> Yeah. >> Went to school. You're still in school. >> Oh, yeah. >> This sounds like a crush. This is like
00:50:18
>> Yeah. There's a love here. >> There's something underneath it. >> Yeah. There's a deep love here.
00:50:21
>> Because this WHOLE YEAH. NO. NO. >> OF COURSE NOT. >> NO. NO. Something's >> I'm in love with Riley. What? No.
00:50:29
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> If it is, it's one-sided. >> WHAT DO YOU WHOA. >> OKAY. They like each other. It's so
00:50:35
pure. >> Oh. >> Oh. The twist. >> Jacob, are you willing to get surgery? [laughter]
00:50:43
>> The twist. You're You like ladies? >> Yes. Is that a problem? >> No. Uh, no. No. There's never been a
00:50:48
problem. >> Why would that be a problem? Well, it's a problem for Jacob, for sure.
00:50:51
>> It's not a problem with me. I don't care. >> Whoa. You Whoa. You You can do better
00:50:56
than Riley. [laughter] >> I hope so. >> I hope so, too. Jake. >> Jacob, what do you Jacob? Okay, so now
00:51:02
that we established you guys don't like each other for literally no reason at all.
00:51:05
>> Yep. >> Yeah. >> Um, what do you do, Jacob? You're a writer. What do you want to do?
00:51:08
>> Uh, I'm still deciding my place in the film industry. You're writer, director,
00:51:13
producer. >> Okay. >> Something on the creative end. I don't like editing. Okay. No. Okay. Good.
00:51:17
>> It's a nightmare. Only weirdos like editing. >> Yeah. >> Right. Fance. >> Fancy B.
00:51:23
>> He loves it. >> Loves it. And let me guess. >> Yeah. >> No. Please guess. I'm excited.
00:51:28
>> You want to be in front of the camera? >> How could you tell? Like a little bit.
00:51:33
>> Yeah. Because of your energy. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Any of you guys have a Venmo?
00:51:38
>> Yes. >> Yes. >> All right. I'm going to Venmo one of you guys and you're going to take the whole
00:51:42
group to dinner tonight. I I usually pay for everyone's dinner anyways, but thank you.
00:51:48
>> That's awesome. [laughter] Thank you. >> Oh, I'm sorry. Please don't leave. I
00:51:52
feel bad. >> Oh, no. >> My father is rolling right now. >> I'm going to say that again.
00:51:55
>> Did your father not know you were a lesbian? >> No. >> Oh, he knows now. >> Oh, wow. Oh,
00:52:00
>> wait. He doesn't know. >> I'm sorry that [laughter] >> Yeah, we can cut that out if you want.
00:52:03
>> Oh, no. I don't care. It's fine. >> Well, this is how you're coming out. >> I'm bad friends. What?
00:52:08
>> Incredible. >> What? He never watches this. He doesn't watch YouTube, period.
00:52:12
>> Well, he's going to now. I hope so, [laughter] >> cuz all of his friends at work are going
00:52:16
to be like, "I saw your daughter on my favorite show >> and she's gay." >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:22
>> I don't think it would be much of a surprise for him. >> Oh, your dad knew. >> Did you tell your mom?
00:52:27
>> Yes. >> And your mom's reaction was what? >> Um, I told her when we were in the car
00:52:31
so that if something bad happened, it would at least take both of us out. >> Oh.
00:52:35
>> Oh, >> good plan. You You think your father would be angry? No, I think he'd just be a little bit
00:52:41
disappointed cuz I'm the youngest at four. So, if anything, he'd look at me and be like, "Good. No more
00:52:46
grandchildren." >> No, no, no. That's crazy. >> That's not crazy talking about. >> And how many other The other siblings
00:52:50
are boys and girls? >> Uh, I have one brother and two older sisters. >> Oh, that's fine. It's fine.
00:52:54
>> If you were an only child, I'd say, "Yeah, you really Jesus Christ." But, you know, it's when
00:53:01
you I I hear I don't know if this is genetically um real, but I hear the more kids you have, the youngest one has more
00:53:08
of a chance of becoming gay or lesbian >> or just messed up in the head. >> I'm on your side on this, I think.
00:53:14
[laughter] >> The conflict. I I really do. Yeah. Yeah. I think you're Yeah. >> Jacob.
00:53:20
>> Yeah. >> Jacob. Yeah. >> Jacob. >> I think I'm on your side. >> It's cuz I'm Jewish, isn't it?
00:53:25
>> So is Jacob. >> So is Jacob. >> Are you not Jewish? No, I'm >> Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. [laughter]
00:53:30
>> Jacob. Jacob. >> Jacob. You're Jewish, >> bro. You should have just agreed. >> Jacob, get a
00:53:37
>> What are you doing? >> If you're not, get a 23 AND ME. DON'T [laughter] >> CUZ
00:53:40
>> Thank you. You're there, bro. >> But don't don't get it in Israel cuz they don't they don't allow it.
00:53:45
[laughter] >> They don't. >> No, you'd have to take it 3,000 years ago or something.
00:53:49
>> Yeah. Yeah. All right. You guys have been great. >> You guys are Thank you guys. You guys
00:53:52
are the best. Th this was actually we thought this was a love story and it turned out to be not a love story.
00:54:00
>> But but but you are going to show each other love from here on out >> in my studio. Be nice.
00:54:06
>> Yes sir. >> Be nice. >> We'll be nice. >> Buenos amigo. [laughter] >> How could you tell?
00:54:14
>> Am I right? >> You're right. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Put that mic near your mouth.
00:54:18
>> Yeah. Get closer to your mouth. >> All right. What's your name? >> Uh my name is Jack as well. Jack Aswell.
00:54:22
>> Yep. >> Jack Aswell. >> Jack Aswell. >> Jack Aswell. >> Jackasswipe. >> Jack, what do you just say this for me?
00:54:29
>> Jack as well. >> Interesting. [laughter] >> Please. >> Interesting. >> And I'll say pers.
00:54:38
>> Per se. >> No. Go. No. Go. Pers. >> Per se. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very good. Do
00:54:43
you watch Love on the Spectrum? >> Tiny bit. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I I got into like two episodes. My
00:54:50
friend was making me watch the finale of like what the fourth season. >> Yeah. >> I was like
00:54:54
>> that that's not your brother. [laughter] >> You don't know that man? >> Uh Twice removed.
00:55:00
>> Cousin, [laughter] >> I got to tell you, dude. How do you teach these people?
00:55:06
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Jack, can you pitch me a movie? >> Uh, sure. >> Okay. Are you offended right now?
00:55:12
>> No, sir. >> Okay, good. Let's move on. >> All right. Uh, I was actually thinking
00:55:16
about making this a law in college. >> Kind eyes. >> He's a kind guy. I don't know.
00:55:19
>> He's got kind eyes. >> Yeah, you're a sweet guy. >> Kind face. >> Give me a pitch, Jack.
00:55:24
>> All right. So, this college student, he's feeling like he's getting followed every night when he's going back to his
00:55:32
dorm. Long day of classes. >> Not long dick classes. >> I thought you said long dick as well.
00:55:40
>> Long day of classes. Long day. >> Does he have a long dick? This college student?
00:55:44
>> Yeah. >> It's helpful for the film if we're selling. It's a writer room. You could
00:55:48
say it. >> We'll see. We'll see a closeup at the beginning of the movie. We'll see like
00:55:51
the outline of his dick. >> Yeah. Does it go down below his knees is what I'm saying.
00:55:58
>> More like ankle height. >> We say Oh, we say knees. >> Knees. >> Knees. Yeah. Knees. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:05
>> All right. So, go ahead. This guy followed. Okay. Uh, [laughter] this guy with this really nice [ __ ] is being
00:56:10
followed. >> Very long, though. >> I know why he's being followed. I'll tell you that.
00:56:13
>> Yeah. >> Someone's Someone wants to suck that big beautiful penis. Yeah. Yeah. Super long,
00:56:17
but okay. So, go ahead. >> He's got this bad feeling of someone being behind him. Looks around. No one's
00:56:23
there. Goes to bed, thinks there's someone in the corner, but he just stares at it. Doesn't
00:56:29
>> doesn't acknowledge it. >> Wow. I like it so far. This is a real pitch. >> I know.
00:56:33
>> I can see it. Yeah. >> Yeah. Go ahead. >> And he gets tired throughout the day. Uh
00:56:40
he decides to party. Nothing crazy happens at this party, but >> he just feels like he's getting followed
00:56:46
every day, every night, whenever he's walking alone. >> You're not repeating the movie It
00:56:50
Follows, right? >> No. [laughter] >> It does sound like >> It sounds like Okay, keep going.
00:56:56
>> That's about I haven't actually seen that movie. >> Okay, >> but uh No. Uh >> so he goes after Jack. Jack, Jack, let's
00:57:04
get to it. >> Yes, sir. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> No. uh end of the week with all this bad
00:57:09
mojo around him, he sees that uh in class there's this test that he forgot to study for. Yeah.
00:57:16
>> And that's what was following him this entire time. Like he's been wasting his
00:57:19
time study uh partying, drinking. >> He's got nothing actually following him. He's just been thinking about that test
00:57:30
in the back of his head. >> The test? >> Yeah, it's a test. >> Homework. >> Homework.
00:57:35
We got to make it a monster, you know. >> No. Okay. No, we keep it as is. [laughter]
00:57:39
>> Can it be a vague like >> No, no one's going to watch it, but >> it's a short film.
00:57:44
>> I understand that. >> It's a very short film. >> It's It's so short. [laughter]
00:57:50
>> Yeah. I mean, >> unlike his penis. >> Yeah. >> There you go. >> That's That's the hook.
00:57:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> This film is short, but the actor's penis isn't. >> Yeah.
00:57:58
>> And that's kind of the pitch. >> Yeah. Oh, how about this? >> He's He has a test, right? Yep.
00:58:04
>> So you see as a director, right, you see his face only his face from shoulder up,
00:58:11
right? >> Right. And you hear him writing >> the test, right? Right. Right. And then
00:58:17
in frame, he puts his hand up like this. Right. In the other frame, he puts his hands up like this and it's his penis
00:58:23
riding [laughter] >> like an octopus. >> So good. >> His [ __ ] his [ __ ] riding.
00:58:30
>> I could see it. Imagine >> maybe like those footsteps were just like his dick hitting the [laughter]
00:58:34
>> That's exactly what it is, dude. >> When it was following, he was dragging his penis the whole time.
00:58:39
>> His penis was following him. [laughter] >> Yeah. And that's a good story. >> I'm so glad I had these producers
00:58:47
helping. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We were able to, you know. So, go ahead. Your pitch.
00:58:52
>> So, I'm thinking like a methaddicted grocery delivery driver. >> I'm in. >> Yeah. I mean, I'm already in. Okay,
00:58:59
great. Uh, drops. >> Are there werewolves? >> There's no werewolves. [laughter] >> Any Lithuanians at all?
00:59:04
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> No Lithuanians. Just poor >> grocery delivery driver with me. >> Who's played?
00:59:12
>> Stay. Let Let him pitch it. >> I mean, this is an easy cast. I go Simon Rex. You know, I love Red Rocket. Have
00:59:17
you seen Red Rocket? >> Yeah, we know Simon. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So, I I go him. That's his niche, you
00:59:22
know. Um, has to drop bags off at this old lady's house. >> Okay. Um, and they could sort of
00:59:28
communicate because she's like passed out in the upstairs, but she still has to get down and get the groceries. And
00:59:35
at some point, I think she's going to fall and he has to break in to the house to, you know,
00:59:39
>> how are they communicating? Through cell phone? >> No, I think uh I don't know.
00:59:44
>> The window morse code. >> What are you doing in this pitch? [laughter] >> We're already making your movie.
00:59:51
>> This guy's really greedy. >> Yeah, he's really greedy. >> He wants both movies.
00:59:54
>> Yeah, he wants both movies. I have ideas. You're going to make it just fine. >> Is that That's the movie pitch.
00:59:58
>> No, it wasn't over. >> Okay. [laughter] >> I don't know. It's a slog. Um, you know,
01:00:03
he's going to break in. >> When you're pitching something, don't call it a slog. [laughter]
01:00:08
>> I think that's the first bat. Uh, [snorts] he's going to break in eventually. Maybe he'll steal something.
01:00:13
It's money. It might be meth, but I don't want that to be revealed until the end. And then he called the police to
01:00:18
come get her, and then she's realized that she's been robbed. And it's the beauty that he called the police on
01:00:23
himself. And that is what I thought of. Yeah. >> Two minutes. >> You got to make him kill the old lady.
01:00:29
>> Yeah. >> You think? >> Yeah. He's got a >> He's the old lady casting. I was trying
01:00:32
to think of that, but I couldn't do >> Yeah, we're not making this movie. [laughter]
01:00:36
>> No, >> we're not at the process of casting that. Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't know. You did the lead, though.
01:00:40
>> I know. But we have We have to find a long dick person for the him. [laughter]
01:00:44
>> All right. >> That's a fun cast. >> So, that's the first casting, and we're trying to think through our minds.
01:00:48
>> We're going to spend a long time on that casting. >> That'll be months >> cuz we're not CGIing or AIing this,
01:00:53
right? the real deal. The real deal. We're going to method this. You know what I mean? What color preference?
01:01:01
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It makes it easier. Easier to find. >> You can pick any color. Well, make it
01:01:05
harder for us. >> Yeah. It would take >> That's the name of the movie. Make it harder.
01:01:09
>> Make them Asian. >> Make it Asian. >> You're We're never going to make this movie. [laughter]
01:01:13
>> Jack and Jack. >> Yeah. >> Jack and Jack. >> No. No. Oliver. >> Oliver. Yeah.
01:01:17
>> Why'd you say Jack, too? >> Cuz there was another Jack that was earlier here.
01:01:21
>> Was there in the first That kid's name was Jack. Yeah, >> that first guy's name is Jack.
01:01:24
>> Great pitches, guys. >> Very good, Oliver. Great pitch. You guys are the best.
01:01:28
>> Thanks for having me. >> Thanks for [applause] having us. >> Bobb's going to take you guys out to
01:01:32
dinner or well, give you money for dinner. So, pick a fun place. >> He'll be there.
01:01:36
>> He'll go. He might go. >> I love you, dude. You're the man. We'll come say we'll come say bye afterwards.
01:01:41
I think you two are good. >> I think this is the two favorite people already. >> Oh, god.
01:01:45
>> You can't tell. Uh, what is what's your name? >> Katie. >> And >> Angie. >> Angie, what did your what did your shirt
01:01:52
say? Uh, mine says Stars Holo Connecticut. >> Oh, that's correct. >> Gilmore Girls.
01:01:56
>> Yeah. >> Katie and Angie. Katie. Angie. >> I bet. Do you guys do you guys do drugs?
01:02:03
>> Katie. [laughter] >> I told you I going to like these girls. I knew it. >> They're the They're the troublemakers,
01:02:08
aren't they? Do you have more fun? Are you more party than everyone else in that room?
01:02:12
>> Who else would be party in that room? >> I force everybody else. >> I told you I was going to like them. I
01:02:17
[ __ ] knew it. I knew they were party. I could feel their vibe that she was partying. How old are you going to need
01:02:22
to be be to buy weed in LA? >> 21. >> 21. It's all 21. >> Have you bought any weed?
01:02:27
>> I have not. Give her some money for >> Well, you're you're going to get a big
01:02:30
chunk of money from Venmo. >> Great. >> And some of that money is going to be spent on weed.
01:02:34
>> Perfect. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I bought nicotine here. >> I I think you're in charge of the money.
01:02:39
[laughter] >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. You'll be in charge of the money. >> I'm the most responsible.
01:02:42
>> I'm going to give you money to eat and get a little weed. >> Perfect. >> Angie spends it all on weed.
01:02:46
>> If [laughter] you spend it all on weed, >> $1,000 on weed. >> So what? She doesn't even like those.
01:02:51
>> I know, but I wanted I want them all to go out tonight to eat >> some of them. Eat something nice.
01:02:56
>> No, they're not. You're never going to see these people again. >> Every night.
01:03:00
>> No, I'm forced to see some of them. >> Yeah, but when it's over, it's over. >> Sure.
01:03:03
>> You'll never speak to these people ever again. >> I'm going to like a week or two
01:03:06
>> cuz you're the only one that's going to make it. [laughter] >> No, that's crazy.
01:03:10
>> What about Katie? >> I'm kidding, GUYS. SO, HERE. >> NO, WE'RE NOT. >> THEY'RE GOING TO GET RID OF ME.
01:03:15
>> OH, YEAH. >> NO, Katie and I will make it. AI's taking the rest of their jobs.
01:03:19
Oh, >> what are you guys going to do in the biz? >> I'm journalism. >> And what about you?
01:03:24
>> I'm marketing. So >> Oh, you're >> Oh, you're we're both good. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:28
>> I'd love to be able to like check back in in 5 years and see what they're >> Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:31
>> I'll come back. Yeah. >> I I want to see cuz some of the cases we've talked some of the cases like it's
01:03:35
a court. Some of the people that times we've had I wonder if some of those >> people worked out at stuff.
01:03:41
>> I mean Richie works for us. >> I [ __ ] hate that guy. [laughter] >> We love Richie.
01:03:45
>> No, I love him so much. He's >> And Richie is from you. Yeah, he's Quinnipc. >> Wow.
01:03:49
>> He made it. He lasted. >> Do you have any plans to move to the west coast or no chance? This isn't for
01:03:53
you. >> I've never been here before this and my parents are like, "So, you're going to
01:03:57
move there and buy us a house, right?" And I'm like, "You know what? Honestly, yeah. I like the weather here. I hate
01:04:01
the cold." >> Cold journalism. You're a Connecticut kid. >> I'm Massachusetts. >> Oh, what about you?
01:04:06
>> New York. >> New York. >> New York. >> You're going to go back to New York. >> Hey,
01:04:10
>> where in New York? You're Long Island? >> No. Upstate? >> Brooklyn. Oh, you're from the city.
01:04:15
>> Wow. I'm [laughter] [ __ ] >> She's from [ __ ] Brooklyn, huh? >> How you doing? You You from Brooklyn?
01:04:20
>> You know Tony? You know Tony Noise? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Tony Noise. How you doing? You like rice? [laughter]
01:04:28
>> That's all we do is [ __ ] rice around here. >> Hey, you do pizza. I do rice. Is that
01:04:31
right? >> Okay. >> Oh, hey. I'm eating kimchi over here. >> I'm walking through. You know,
01:04:38
[laughter] >> you guys are gonna you guys are gonna the >> So, what kind of journalism do you do?
01:04:43
>> Um, mostly live. like anything like I don't like politics or sports. >> Okay. So, you report on like a Okay, I'm
01:04:50
setting the scene. >> The c cameras are up. You're on the scene. It's a horrific 10 car pileup.
01:04:56
>> I've Yeah, I'm giving you the scene. I want to hear you do it. >> Yeah. >> 10 car pileup. Um uh nine of the 10 cars
01:05:04
are um school buses filled with elementary school children. >> No. No. >> And the but the nine nine cars are that
01:05:11
is that new Ferrari EV? >> Yeah, they're all the new Ferrari EV. [laughter] That car was so ugly, by the way.
01:05:16
>> All right. Well, so dumb. >> All right, but don't put that in the thing because how about this? How about
01:05:21
this? It's a horrific 10 car pileup. >> Elementary school bus is involved. A big
01:05:26
18-wheel truck is involved. >> And there's bodies everywhere. >> Bodies everywhere.
01:05:31
>> Yeah. Okay. >> And also the the the >> international like the alarm that that
01:05:38
war is just about to start [clears throat] is happening. >> We're in the apocalypse.
01:05:42
>> Yeah. Not only that, we're get we're about >> May I add? >> Yeah. >> Can I add?
01:05:47
>> Yeah. >> Right. When you get a lamp post, there's just intestines >> wrapped around.
01:05:52
>> Wrapped around it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> We got that. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then at one point,
01:05:56
you mean you're about to start an eyeball just goes right up in your face. [laughter]
01:06:00
>> Hits your cheek. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> All right. So, report on this accident. >> It's a Puerto Rican eyeball. If that
01:06:05
means anything to you, >> you're you're reporting from Puerto Rico. You're living in Puerto Rico.
01:06:09
>> You're living in Puerto Rico. Yeah. Okay. So, just to get the facts right, there's 10 buses.
01:06:14
>> 10 10 No, there's It's a 10 car pileup. >> 10 car pile up. >> One of them is a
01:06:18
>> one of them is a >> elementary school kids. >> Elementary and they're all No, they
01:06:21
might necessarily be dead. >> They're all dead. >> Okay. One kid lived. >> Confirmed fatalities.
01:06:27
>> Nine dead. Not all dead except for one child. One child's alive. >> Yeah. And you can make up that child.
01:06:31
>> Yeah, you make up the child. >> Yeah. >> Great. Perfect. >> And we're c I'm a cameraman, right?
01:06:35
We're cameraman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're the Yeah. Yeah. >> Over here. and go. >> All right, good evening everyone. We are
01:06:44
here live in Puerto Rico where there is a 10 car pileup and we are on the scene.
01:06:50
Many fatalities confirmed by authorities. One of them happens to be [snorts] >> one of you. You got to incorporate the
01:06:57
eye. >> Oh, the eye. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Start over. Start over. Very good. When
01:07:01
I do this when I do when I do this, the eyeball hit your face. >> Okay. Perfect. Just like [laughter]
01:07:07
you need to be real. Yeah. >> All right. Yeah. You got to be real. And take it again and action.
01:07:11
>> Good evening everyone. We are here live on the scene of a 10c car pileup in Puerto Rico. One of them happens to be a
01:07:19
a school bus with multiple children. Many fatalities. Only one survived. A young child named Timmy. Timmy has words
01:07:29
to say about how he is feeling tonight about all of his friends being lost. >> Really good.
01:07:35
>> That's really good. The eyeball thing she didn't react to. >> No, she did a good job. She brushed it
01:07:39
off. It actually was perfect. >> Yeah. Okay. That was very professional. >> A professional would keep going.
01:07:44
>> You've been trained in everything in the rain. I've had to do. >> Oh, okay. >> You're going to be She is. I can hear
01:07:50
it. >> Cuz if an eyeball hit mine, I would react to it. >> You can't if you're live.
01:07:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Let's do it. >> What? I can't [laughter] do it. There's a way I can do it. Yeah. I don't I
01:07:59
didn't memorize the situation. >> You We made it up. [laughter] >> Hi, I'm Bobby Lee. Um and this is KTLA.
01:08:07
Um, and we were in Puerto Rico and we there's a 10 pile cover up. [laughter] >> It's a cover up.
01:08:12
>> It's a cover up. >> Cover up. >> 10 pile cover up with You know what I mean? >> Oh, I forgot there's war. Forgot about
01:08:17
>> Oh, by the way, everyone's going to die soon. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't get why
01:08:21
you're interrupting my [laughter] >> Go ahead. Go ahead. >> I forgot. >> All right.
01:08:27
>> Do I have to do it? >> Yeah. >> All right. [laughter] >> I'm throwing the eye.
01:08:31
>> Yeah. And I'm No, you know what? You throw All right. All right. We'll just take it to the eye. [laughter]
01:08:36
All right. Hey, this is Bobby Lee from PTSDWXM and um I'm here live in Puerto Rico and
01:08:43
there's been a 10 car pileup including a school um a bus with uh nine fatalities
01:08:51
[laughter] >> and I kill you. >> Yeah, I killed him. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You got taken out.
01:08:57
>> Katie, you that's not your That's not that bad. You're marketing. >> Yeah, >> you know how you know how to market.
01:09:02
>> Yeah, but but Katie, give it a shot. [laughter] market, but give it a shot. >> Okay.
01:09:08
>> And action. >> We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico with a [laughter] what has been a
01:09:13
bus crash. >> Cut. >> The funniest part is everybody laughs when every when you say 10 car pileup
01:09:18
with kids. [laughter] >> I was like looking for >> That was really real. That was really
01:09:22
real. That was really real. >> And and go one more time. Go. >> We're here reporting live from Puerto
01:09:27
Rico where there's been a 10 car pileup and everyone's gone except for Timmy. And Timmy has some words to say about
01:09:33
how his all his friends are lost. [laughter] >> And I also die from the eye. >> You die from that. You also die from the
01:09:40
eye. >> The only one who lives. >> Really great. Really great guy. >> You guys, you have a bright future
01:09:44
ahead. All of the Quinnipiac uh uh students. And >> we love you guys when you >> We think it's always fun when you guys
01:09:50
come by. We appreciate you very much. Thank you guys. All right. Go sit in there. This is your doctor.
01:09:54
>> This is your doctor. >> You per You performed on Carlos. >> Miracles. Yes. >> Performed on Carlos.
01:10:00
>> I did. You know how many men have performed on Carlos? >> A lot. >> Hundreds.
01:10:05
>> There you go. >> You look like Salaryi from the movie. You mean Wolf Gang Mosart? What's that
01:10:08
movie? >> Amadeos. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Salary's here. >> Me? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Salary.
01:10:14
>> Like an artist. >> What's your name, sir? >> David Deutsch. >> Dr. Deutsch. >> Yes. David Deutsch.
01:10:19
>> Dr. German Deutsch. >> And Dr. Deutsch did this little work of art on Carlos's head here. We wanted to
01:10:23
bring him in to shout it out and give him some love because >> My pleasure. >> So, what do you think the p the chances
01:10:27
of this becoming a nice head of lettuce like yours? Well, you know, when you >> well is not a good answer from a
01:10:32
[laughter] doctor. >> If the first word from a doctor are well, it's tough. >> No, the the thing is you have to be
01:10:38
realistic about when you do this procedure. >> Sure. So, for example, Carlos and I had
01:10:42
a very long discussion about what we can accomplish. >> Okay. >> I'm going to give you some numbers. All
01:10:46
right. >> All right. >> So, Carlos probably has lost about 70,000 hairs. [laughter]
01:10:55
>> I'm just holy [ __ ] >> 70,000. 60 70,000 and we transport. >> What is his head? Normandy. What is
01:11:03
going [laughter] on? No, >> here's the thing. What is going on here? >> The average humanette has 90,000 to
01:11:09
150,000. >> That's insane, dude. Wow. >> So, you guys are factecking me. All right. So, so say we he lost, you know,
01:11:16
60 70,000 hairs. We replaced about 7,000 hairs. 7 or 8,000 hairs. So, I mean, it's a fraction of what he had before,
01:11:23
but it's not a numerical density. It's a cosmetic density. meaning you don't want
01:11:27
to replace and you can't every hair that's been lost, but you want to do it in such a way that it gives him a nice
01:11:32
result. So, what what we did was we worked in the front back to about the vertex of his crown here to give him,
01:11:39
you know, a nice hairline and a and a good appearance from the front. We'll see how things look in about a year. See
01:11:44
what the donor looks like and then hopefully attack the back. >> Wow. >> We also had to build up on the sides
01:11:51
here like the the hairline normally plugs into we call them the parietal humps. He has to plug in there. Carlos's
01:11:57
had receded down. Yeah. [clears throat] So I had to also build that up. Yeah. >> To plug the
01:12:01
>> Why does this happen to a human being? >> Oh, God knows. >> Is it genetics? >> It's Yes. So the the major cause for
01:12:07
>> It's failed genetics, right? >> Well, I I'm not going to say it's failed genetics. [laughter] It's it's genetics.
01:12:13
It's genetics and hormones. So we call it androgenetic alopecia, which is a fancy word. Androgen. Androgens are
01:12:20
hormones. Genetics, it's heredity. Yeah. That that's the vast majority of heroin.
01:12:24
>> [snorts] >> That's what causes it. That's what we see. There are other factors. It's
01:12:28
multiffactorial, but those are >> Does drugs have a factor? >> Probably. >> Yeah. Yeah.
01:12:32
>> The the major thing is if if you are losing your hair or you think you're losing your hair uh or you're concerned
01:12:38
about maintaining your hair, you can come to Bosley. I mean, we have locations in almost every major city.
01:12:46
All the consultations are free. So, you can go on bosley.com. You can set up a a
01:12:51
consultation and have a discussion. >> I have so many question. I have so many questions. All right. The first question
01:12:55
is this. Okay. I have sever. Can I ask my questions? >> Did I say you couldn't [laughter]
01:13:01
>> at any point? Did I say you could? >> I don't know. All right. So, number one,
01:13:05
I've always wanted a beard transplant. Yes. >> Do you do those? >> Yes, we do. >> Yeah. Yeah,
01:13:09
>> we do. >> And where where would you take the hairs from? >> So, it's basically the same thing. It's
01:13:14
from the back of the head. >> Could I use my pubic hair? >> You could. >> Yeah. Yeah. Because I want that. I want
01:13:18
that. >> Why I wouldn't do it? >> Dr. Deutsch isn't doing that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But why wouldn't you
01:13:23
do that? >> No. No. I mean, you could, but the hair is pretty curly and >> Yeah. Not [laughter]
01:13:28
straight. Oh, maybe. >> It's unbelievably. It's like a It's like a the mane of a horse. It's wild.
01:13:33
>> Yeah, it's wild. They don't curl. They stick out a lot, right? >> Well, I mean, [laughter]
01:13:40
>> beautiful pubes, Dr. Deutsch, >> I'm sure. No, the >> I'm not going to show you.
01:13:43
>> No, theoretically could be done, just not in my wheelhouse. But, you know, there's I'm sure somebody out there.
01:13:48
>> Oh, but but Bosley does not do that. >> Correct. Bosley. >> Bosley. Bosia. Correct. All right. So,
01:13:52
back of the hair. >> We do but we do do beards just not from the pubic region. Back of the head. This
01:13:57
is so so [laughter] want the facts. >> So, this procedure is based on the fact that this area back here is called the
01:14:05
safe donor zone. Like you can see dudes that are totally bald, right? They still
01:14:09
have that ring of hair. >> Yes. >> Whatever reason, evolutionarily, whatever it is,
01:14:13
>> they maintain that hair. So, we know it's it's a it's a it's called donor dominance. We know we can take the hair
01:14:19
from back there and move it to wherever we want, including facial hair, and that
01:14:23
hair is going to be permanent. >> Face on your face is wild, though. Does that work?
01:14:27
>> Yeah. >> But once I do the surgery, I can never go back. >> Well, [laughter] you know, you mean take
01:14:33
it back? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Repossess the hair. >> Bring them back to back. Back there.
01:14:37
>> Well, theoret theoretically you could because you know, like the way that we took Carlos' donor hair out is something
01:14:43
called FUEE, follicular unit excision. That's where we take a tiny little drill and we we remove them one by one.
01:14:49
Theoretically, you could do that to remove the hairs. I wouldn't do it on the face because it could leave
01:14:54
>> scaring tiny little Yeah, it'll look great. >> I like I like your face just the way
01:14:58
>> I want a beard like yours, man. >> Brother, you're never going to This is just This is You either get these or you
01:15:02
don't get these. >> Yes, I do. I go to Bosley. >> Exactly. >> Amazing. >> But this this
01:15:07
>> That's not his hair. >> Oh, I'm wearing a wig. [laughter] >> This We wore a wig for so funny.
01:15:13
>> It doesn't look good. I just want >> Now, now he's going to take that. We wore We were supposed to both He had his
01:15:18
wig on earlier. Four fancy on the right. We were wearing wigs for him. >> Okay. But that's that's your hair. Oh,
01:15:24
yeah. That's my hair. Yeah. >> That's great. No, but I've seen you with your your hair is great underneath.
01:15:28
>> It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. But but but >> No, that's good. >> Not as good as this. [laughter] And And
01:15:32
now he's going to take this to the bank. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Thanks a lot, Dr. Sorry about that. Is
01:15:37
he told Dr. [laughter] the week was better. >> Sorry about that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's so
01:15:42
>> No, but you know what? I don't think you [snorts] should do the beard. >> Yeah,
01:15:46
>> because your face the way it is. >> How does it feel to have a beard? >> It covers up how [ __ ] weird my face
01:15:52
looks. You've seen my face. >> Yeah, my face looks weird, too. >> Now you got a great face.
01:15:55
>> Okay. >> I had it because I when I was in high school, I could grow one and I was like,
01:16:00
"Oh, I could grow a beard when I was like 15." So, ever since then, I was like, I'm never going to not have a
01:16:05
beard. It's [ __ ] great. Now, um, theoretically, doctor, theoretically, if I, if I wanted hairy feet,
01:16:13
>> theor theoretically, could you put the back of my head and make my hair completely fuzzy?
01:16:18
>> You could. So, we've actually >> fuzzy feet. What? >> Like a hobby? >> Like a hobbit? Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:23
>> You could. We actually did. My partner did a case. A guy was very uh self-conscious about not having hair on
01:16:30
his calves, and we did. >> Look, look, look. >> Yeah. He doesn't have any. >> I don't have any.
01:16:34
>> Yeah. I have only blotches like it's from Chernobyl. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Chernobyl
01:16:39
have Chernobyl legs. >> So theoretically you could do that but you know >> I don't care about this.
01:16:44
>> Could you ever make a palm hairy? >> Yeah. I mean it it would grow probably on pretty much any skin surface.
01:16:51
>> I mean that's crazy that you could do that if you hairy palms would be >> just on your right hand.
01:16:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. You off too much. >> So the joke lives. [laughter] >> You wouldn't want to but you could
01:16:59
probably transplant any of you. >> I'll be honest with you. I would love a super hairy ass. Yeah, [laughter]
01:17:04
>> I have no hair on my ass and I love a very hairy butt. >> Honestly, when I turn 60, I'm going to
01:17:10
get a beard transplant. >> Don't do it. >> Cuz I'm going to retire and I want a large beard and long hair. I want to
01:17:17
look like a You know what I mean? A mystic kind of creep. >> You already look like a mystic creep.
01:17:21
>> Yeah. [laughter] In a good way. And we're going to go mystic. That's fine. >> Yeah. Yeah.
01:17:25
>> Dr. Deutsch, we're going to go mystic. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Sounds good. So, at 60, you're saying
01:17:28
that? >> In five years. Okay. >> Five. Dude, you're 55 this year? >> Yeah. I [ __ ] forgot.
01:17:33
>> Yeah, >> in 5 years I'm not going to get I don't want to get sad. >> Why? >> Closer to death.
01:17:39
>> Cuz I think you're That means you're going to die. >> I know. >> And I don't want you to die ever.
01:17:43
>> Anyway, thank you so much, doctor. If if you guys want to ever get a um a head
01:17:48
transplant or a beard transplant, you have >> not a head. [laughter] >> Bosi can't give you a new [ __ ] head.
01:17:54
>> Yeah, they will. >> But when you do figure out that technology, I [laughter] will swap.
01:17:58
>> I want to be Michael B. Jordan up top. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Go to bosley.com for more information.
01:18:03
>> Yeah. >> And uh that's >> Give him a guys. Thank you very much. >> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:18:09
>> So good.