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two are bad friends who are these two idiots
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[Music] or something we're bad friends
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um oh no introduce our guests
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Papa luno the Greek the Greek God God yeah yeah it's a benefit that there's
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not a lot of Greeks because people always just refer to your ethnicity when there's only like three Greeks yeah but you're the Greek you're the in comedy
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you're the Greek he's a bigger Greek than you he's a bigger he's a pedigree well he's a
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bigger physically bigger Greek bigger career bigger body no dude to me you're my number one grade thank you because
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Euros then you
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which sounds Japanese it does hey buddy stop
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stavi yeah can you hear me hey sweetheart um you're uh we're on the podcast right now I just I know you're
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putting you on blast a little bit but there's a Greek guy in here who thinks he's the superior Greek of Comedy Giannis Papas he's talking crazy
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is he in there yeah yeah yeah anti-greek that's what they're doing so
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different I trust your your Mongrel redhead yeah you know you know what kind of pieces
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we're trying to stir something up you know he's not talking [ __ ] we stand back to back
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Irish and Korean Menace all right we love you sorry sorry we're
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sorry I'm sorry we didn't want to create a device all right apology accepted I'm actually this is pretty funny you can
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hear the echo I'm actually cheating I know you're [ __ ] I know you're [ __ ] I'll see you tomorrow
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bye baby I just I just picture stop [ __ ] a lot like all shits all day all day [ __ ] let me tell you something I
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did I did his podcast he he said he shipped before and then right when I got there we had some down time because they
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were trying to get a green screen right had to [ __ ] again yeah before we even rolled yeah he probably eats three times
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four times shits he's so fat now he's a big guy okay relax as you stuff
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oh he's about here's the thing it is very easy to divide Greeks by the way well I assumed
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I would throw something out there and see how it was uh he really upheld the Greek Heritage we were never unified we
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never had an Empire we were always city-states we're always fighting with each other yeah you guys were never a uh there was no what there's no semblance
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of Nash of nationalism there huh no we fought over boys also and you guys have given away your whole country life so
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much yeah we do you've given away your whole country to tourism anyway we have you guys are you guys are [ __ ] sellouts you're huge sellouts huge I
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mean the Germans invaded us and now they walk around our beaches with no like yeah a little little mankinis on little
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monkey why do they wear those uh why is that okay because of the Holocaust I see
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the direct correlation you see it right yeah they're allowed to do that because
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of all the past things that they've done yeah we're gonna watch around the beaches of Greece with our friends and
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just show off our little tiny packages yeah they have they don't they don't have big ones no they don't no no the
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Germans don't they have big guns than me can I tell you something watching you
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eat that burger gives me unbelievable Joy I love it this is the second time I've
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done this shows and both times you were eating burgers yeah yeah the last time you uh you came
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from the airport and you didn't eat you had it you had a burger oh yeah you hadn't in that burger you asked me before why you eat burgers I said
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because you have a bad diet and then I said because we're in LA and you said those were both Drew but he said the third reason was because you were rude
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[Laughter] no no no no no no take your time you
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know what's funny honest you and Paul Breezy right yeah veersi Paul virus whatever yeah every time I go
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you get to talk I'll come to our house every time I'm in New York I text you guys I call you guys no invite that is
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there's no truth to that there's got to be no truth there's 100 are you calling him a liar there's no are you calling
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him a liar do you think for one sec follows up and calls and says and wants
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to come up there look at me in the face and say you do yeah I do I believe them you believe him you're lying wait I want to do that to me I want to see the lie I
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want to see how good you do it all right can I have to look on the ground real quick no you can't look at the ground no you have to stare at his face don't look
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away okay go wait so did you call you call all the time and you say that you want to come up and follow up not you
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necessarily parsee but Paul Breezies well that's not true either because I got Paul first of all it's not his name
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second I'm in town yeah I'm gonna come to the woods I'm in Jersey yeah I love
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that he says parse he doesn't know it's per se yeah he thinks it's parsai it is what it is it is exactly what it is
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your country then and speak your own language yeah I've tried you they won't accept me back yeah
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I don't know why you here you do I do personally but anyway anyway so you know it's like don't do the
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invite then right Greek right right Greek hairy bastard yes that's right
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gyro head gyro head but when I you know I when I came around the corner I saw
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you I get so excited to see I really do love you so much I feel like we're family let's give it up for our guests Giannis yes why not Beyond pop the young
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pop the young pop me too I feel like we're family I mean it's like do you really yeah no chance like if I die
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honestly let's let's just go there first of all who's gonna go to who's gonna go to your funeral who's gonna go to your
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funeral Giannis Bobby or I I feel more like Bobby's family than you because I
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speak more to you and I'm estranged to Bobby so that kind of reminds us
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yeah he's called he uh that feels more like he's more formative
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I texted him he doesn't respond that's so outrageous you're more family than me it's so outrageous he's a friend yeah
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I'm a real friend yeah I could use him okay stuck with you okay so let me ask
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you something yanyan yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so there's no love here there's
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I mean you're closer to Andrew than you are to me there's like here there's love here that feels better yeah which means
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whatever works for you baby yeah it feels better there's a better chance I'll kill you than him the people who
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are in your family are usually the ones who kill you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's interesting yeah because I'm gonna tell you something my friend I don't know if
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you could did your phone just go off does someone have a rotary no who honestly whose
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phone went off yeah dude whose phone wasn't me it wasn't whose phone went on are you real right now yes there's no
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consequences get the paddle out I will never betray Carlos Carlos was it your phone no it was me it
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was me it was me being real yeah uh interesting interesting interesting
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interesting interesting don't ever do that again no no I think it's worse than that I think you need to go outside
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you're fired you're a fire I want to sit in the parking lot for the rest of the episode okay no honestly go outside though go outside we don't want to see
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you for 10 minutes I want you to think about what you did yeah it even had the ring had an accent
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Barcelona so um get him up here you scumbag you're in town
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do I yeah dude you're so combative right now no I just don't know what's going on you're just making conversation whereas
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he has real questions I think you're doing fake Small Talk do
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big talk right now yeah do big talk yeah well what's the um meaning of you know the universe ask me what am I what
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chakra I'm on right now I'm on a high chakra I'm not operating on Lower shocks okay is that good talk or what yeah it's
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good to me yeah yeah I think it's good talk though I feel like you I feel like you do operate on a Surface you're a
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very surface level yeah how often do you get down there down to the ground down underneath inside I've been down there
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for too long and now I found the light I crawled out and guess what it's the
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[ __ ] why it's telling me to go back in the [ __ ] Hall and I refuse to do it first of all I tell that right now we're not the same kind of white we're
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not we're still White yeah oh so you're saying different shades of white We're different ways and
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you're a different shade of white too buddy oh you think so you're as white as [ __ ] me when you wear yellow it
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breaks it away I can't even see you it's like it's like on a news guy on the green screen doing the weather is when a green shirt I can't even see you right
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now you know that new um you know that new teeth when you put
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purple on it when you have yellow teeth it turns white yeah so that's what I'm gonna do with my body yeah when your
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shirts are yellow you're not gonna go purple well you look more white now when you wear yellow yeah cause here's the thing I don't understand how did that
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become a stereotype that Asians are yellow they're not yellow they're white no but it's the undertone of their skin is yellow is it yeah look I mean look at
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I'm like I'm a red Hue yeah but I see yellow in your skin I know I'm close we're brothers we're brothers that's
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what you're saying yes so then you're a yellow Google yeah thank you I'm from an island you're from an island yeah yeah
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they're all the same they're all connected so you're allowed to say it yeah on a count of three God I just say
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the g word right
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oh you're right so you know but at the end of the day too I think that we're a different species I think we're comedians yeah I think comedians are a
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tribe in the into themselves absolutely now but if there was just a society of just comedians what would happen
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what do you mean what would get done if everyone got wiped out by Comics what would happen well we wouldn't have
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electricity no electricity yeah no running water no no no [ __ ] no sewage system yeah there'd be a lot of [ __ ]
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yeah so a lot of oh like a lot like over like uh over production of human beings yeah yeah but nothing logical and then
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we would have like Vons or grocery store oh [ __ ] stabros was just here it's empty
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right yeah what's some good what's some good ones
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for whites see that's the thing we've never came up with you know when you say cracker that's that's I love crackers yeah you
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what kind of crackers even like like the plain ones that like the saltine ones but still they're good if you put peanut
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butter in it it's delicious yeah they're only good with something else the point is it's not good alone yeah but it's
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very like but you know what I bet you this like I like crackers in groups like when crapper crackers are grouped
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together yeah like you know at the capitol or something then I think they're viable and they're worth something oh individual crackers
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are worth nothing yeah if you take a bunch of crackers together and you put them out in a field at night right and
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they're chanting and they have torches then I like them I love it when crackers are better crackers yeah yeah right
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otherwise right out of the box one-on-one they're not that good yeah I like them in groups too yeah groups of crackers that's what I learned a lot but
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like in Japanese internment camps I bet your money if you go you want a cracker they would love it just a dry cracker yeah because they didn't have any yeah
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they would say anything Bingo my point okay you're right when you're hungry you love it when you're hungry you love crackers yeah that's our slime and then
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white devil does that feel bad that's not that great either I like it what does the white devil look like by the way yeah when they say white devil what
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does he look like Zuckerberg do you think Mark Zucker work is white devil look they're handsome it's like an Abercrombie ad yeah right that is they
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look like models yeah it doesn't matter the white devil yeah no that's not a shot hockey is a funny one honky hockey
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is a funny one too like it's like black people like yeah making fun of our Rhythm like yeah
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yeah there isn't one so let's come up with one now that will hurt your feelings gone all right why don't we go
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on I'm we're doing it as a think tank yeah uh load just jizzkin jizzkin no
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justkin yeah yeah your skin sounds like a club in New York in the 80s sounds
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like my lawyer Mark Chase skin yeah so just kid doesn't work what else
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um by the way what a nightclub in the 80s what come on down to gym and that's what I'm saying
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Andy Warhols Basquiat will be there one night only
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yeah you know how sad it would be if a guy like that was still alive today would he
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be selling out you better believe it oh yeah he'd be selling out like [ __ ] crazy
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white guy girl absolutely white girl for sure yeah 100 and who would he be making clothes for what company
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Gap you think Gap I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say Hugo Boss would buy him out in a heartbeat because
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Hugo Boss has that kind of like they're halfway in the you know their designer
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but they try to look like regular clothes do you know what I mean right they would they would have like Basquiat
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versions of Hugo Boss shirts do you know what I'm talking about yeah yeah they're just enough in the designer world but
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they're like pretending to still have regular [ __ ] started by the not they were not they made the Nazi uniforms
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whoa yeah we know why do you always have to bring it to that all the good stuff was I know but you know yeah Hugo Boss
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he was actually uh he made the they made the Nazi uniform they did make the Nazi uniforms can I tell you something and
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they look good I sued at my wedding yeah yeah they made great suits yeah these
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guys make a suit look at that that was me at my wedding yeah dude those are so nice those that's me and my lines
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[Laughter] um when I did that when I did an IBM commercial in the 90s
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why are you doing commercial IBM they they worked you know in in the Holocaust
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they did the numbers they they figured out IBM figure in a way to track the number shut up I swear
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to God this is a bit no he was really mad about it they're all ones and zeros was I does IBM and the Holocaust I've
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never heard this in my I am in the Holocaust strategic Alliance they were involved [ __ ] they were involved right and so I'm like yeah but I have I live
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out of my car [ __ ] face yeah folks back and doing it Volkswagen the people's wagon wait they did it Volkswagen well
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Mercedes made the tanks Mercedes too yeah Mercedes made the tanks do you think though uh like two jobs German
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should not be allowed to do ever is Baker and train conductor
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for the rest of the rest of you what about a gay train a gay German train conductor though is that redundant
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because the little gay guy at the front of it like a little gay German like choo choo yeah tickets please yeah stand clear of the
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closing doors unless you want to stop for a minute and dance dance they pull the train over dance party
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dance party yeah I just feel like a Jew if a Jewish person's on the train they hear that voice I think they'll have
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intergenerational yeah that's true it's intergenerational trauma all right today I was on um Tick Tock and they said that
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the Statue of Liberty right is actually a Satan
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Lucifer a Lucifer homage to him wait a minute a luciferoma
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to him yeah you said that like a dyslexic
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person sentences backwards what are you sorry do you think the French gave us the
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Statue of Liberty yeah as a iconic symbol of Satan yes because of the horns
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I mean the the the little it's a crown the crown yeah the little stick you're right right and the tour I don't know I
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just I don't know
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yeah you let's try to figure this out it looks like it's a good conspiracy theory oh no [ __ ] no but like there we go
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here we go looks like it's a conspiracy theory like what it's taking me to on the internet pause for a second
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what does the History Channel this is the History Channel That's not going to be on that's not going to be on there we go this is what I'm talking about let's
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hear it it's actually a statue dedicated to Lucifer left as a painting made in
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the 17th century wow I'm in now the devil's original name in the Bible was known as Elizabeth or in
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Hebrew which means the library or the bringer of life well hold on I'm in
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holding a torch it's bearing the light I'm in now the Statue of Liberty looks awfully similar to The Colossus of
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Rhodes and the Colossus of Rhodes was one of the Ancient Wonders of the World it was a bronze Greek statue it was
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about 108 feet tall it is right there we're in a diaper he's holding a torch
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this statue is dedicated to the Greek god Helios the god of the sun the god of
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the light in fact many mississippians refer to the devil as the great light in this painting of Satan summoning as
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lesions looks awfully similar to the face of the Statue of Liberty I mean take a look it's pretty similar to me
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amen because he let in all those damn immigrants why
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bring me you're tired you're Italian
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you're Greeks you're Romanian kiss the ground at my
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feet work three jobs yeah have more babies I
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was tired when I saw it I'm down with that are you done with
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that 100 it's not a theory that seems fast yeah he proved it first of all the most defining thing yeah
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they do look alike yeah that was the one that got me yeah they look alike when he said yeah it looks pretty close to me is
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when I was convinced yeah I I got lost around when he went to Helios I was like
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where are we well see he didn't even include Helios the beginning was fine enough because Lucifer in Hebrew is the
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bearer of light he could have stuck with that at the B go to go click at the beginning don't press play just click back in the frames yeah so this this
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could have sold me Helios really [ __ ] up his whole argument right right because this does look alike the schnoz
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is the exact same that looks like an Italiano right I know but what does the left and you know Lucifer was Italian
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Lucifer yes so this looks like an Italian snazz
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and you know what he's holding up what papers his wife served them papers [ __ ] [ __ ] gave me [ __ ] papers
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it's my house [ __ ] okay yeah I'm wrong then no well I think right and wrong at
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the beginning I think he was right and then I think and then Helios threw us all off I think he's just gave wrong reasoning but at the beginning that's
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all he needed Carlos email this guy tell him that we're halfway in just cut the Helios part and then he can put it back up all right done we'll use it on the
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show who who has like who who are these people sitting around making these videos this guy who this guy who has
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he's a little dipper this guy I'm a little different he's 100 a little different I'm a bunch of stars I'm a constellation he's a constellation yeah
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they don't even exist actually in all constellations illusion you you would be the Little Dipper you are absolutely
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[ __ ] you dude you remember I'm the moon dog you're a little dipper the mood dog and I'm and I'm uh I'm uh Osiris you're
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Osiris Osiris the arrow guy right yeah yeah what are you then he's the Big Dipper I'm the Big Dipper oh really yeah
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yeah okay we'll have a war right no they're not even they don't even exist
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no no the Stars definitely exist so they they no do you see them because they imploded
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some of them uh are gone all [ __ ] stars imploded no no dude what no you're
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just looking back in you're looking back in time back in time because it takes that long for the light to travel to you
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yeah but the reason why they're lights because they exploded no not necessarily Okay Google that because now I'm
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learning something new you're never gonna outsmart this guy it's gonna be a bad word if you go up against you know it's funny when they do those
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constellations he's very smart and they go they go like this is Osiris and you're going that's a stretch it's like
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four dots and then they build a man around it yeah like that's not most of my stars that make up our constellations
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are just like the sun they won't ever explode but only the massive stars but they're Sons they're all stars they're all stars the
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sun is a Stars my point dude [Laughter]
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so trickery I'm gonna let you get away with it okay no and the explodings are supernovas
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you're right right they explode I mean we see them die okay but I'm still the moon what's the best
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what's the best wish or you know you wish on a super on a shooting star what's the greatest wish you made that
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never came true because I know you made one the biggest wish that I never came true
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like you everyone's wished on a shooting star you have you've seen one well there's a fountain at the mall where I
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grew up and it owes me probably 3 000 pennies you know how much money that is I know no you don't know how much 3 000
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pennies comes out to get my Abacus I don't know you really don't know it's thirty
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dollars thirty dollars yeah it's only 30 because I did one wish and it never happened what was it
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what it was um that I would marry a specific role in my neighborhood what was her name I can't because she's she's
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a big bad friends fan now oh you should throw pennies in the pond and nothing ever happened and she never fell in love
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with you no but then I I was playing the American Comedy Company you know that one in San Diego yeah it
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was a company five years ago six years ago and she came with this other girl it's so funny because this other girl
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so there was I I don't want to say her name either but don't do during during graduation right
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yeah I was with a bunch of guys sounds right and she came she comes up to Oliver she goes hey all right so Craig
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I'll see you in two weeks we're gonna go to that thing and then hey Mark um you know make your sure sister calls
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me because we're gonna do that thing right and she looks at me and she goes I'll see you in 12 10 years wow to you
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yeah because at the reunion that's why I never went right because I didn't want to fulfill I didn't want to fulfill did
00:26:23
you go to your high school reunion I did go to one to ten I went to the 10 or the 15 yeah
00:26:29
they do fives I thought it was only dominations I went to an odd number school oh yeah I think I went to the 13
00:26:35
year okay yeah did you really go but I don't know who you were then oh dude I was the most popular kid around
00:26:42
yeah I was a popular kid what a fall from grace yeah really my I've really it's been all downhill
00:26:49
yeah yeah no you were Mr popular I was out so you went back for the 10 year and people were like Giannis is here and the
00:26:55
15 year it was like oh yeah this is here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and now are they still doing them I
00:27:02
think they still do them I don't know yeah would you go now or no yeah I'd go now you know what's [ __ ] Chris I
00:27:07
didn't go to mine I have no no chance but what's even more [ __ ] up is I was home during the last reunion
00:27:15
uh and I I was literally in Chicago but I was in for the night to do go to this
00:27:21
thing and then I was leaving that night yeah so I could have gone yeah I was even I was already all the way across
00:27:26
the country and I still was like I can't [ __ ] do it why I I just don't I don't have my friends that were from high
00:27:32
school are my homies that's my I know who that's I got a click and that's it you're still friends with them the chunk
00:27:38
there's a couple of my homies yeah there's a bunch of my like good good people that I still talk to you know but it's like a handful of people yeah but
00:27:45
they did a combined so there's two schools out by me they're both the same size and they did them as one yeah wow
00:27:51
and I because some of the kids I grew up with went to the other school and then some went to my school and I felt bad
00:27:56
because I thought man maybe I should have [ __ ] gone just to see what everyone looked like now that's really what they're for right I see what yeah
00:28:03
to judge everybody to just see if people who fell apart and who didn't I would just want to see some people what they
00:28:09
look like now right but if I do go to mine I'm gonna wear a fur coat yeah no really no shirt underneath
00:28:15
you clean up a little bit you mean no I would look really crazy why how how do you yeah increase that how do you crazy
00:28:22
up crazy yeah we're American like American flag tight
00:28:27
pants oh yeah yeah right no sure yeah for a cow right I would dare you to wear all Maga
00:28:33
gear oh [ __ ] well you'd fit right in in San Diego they [ __ ] they'd be like finally yeah he [ __ ] came around dude
00:28:39
you sell insurance but but the truth is when we played San Diego my guy friends from high school came to the show do you
00:28:46
remember that they were all awesome and they're all like nice guys I know I'm teasing I love San Diego okay no I'm
00:28:51
just saying I don't need to go to the reunion because I think that the people that I want to see anyway are the people
00:28:56
I'm in contact with that's what I was saying my homies are the closest that I it'd be nice to see a few people that I haven't seen in a long time yeah but
00:29:04
I don't know it was weird for I don't know they gotta let you know who's going too you can't just show up and then show me the RSVP four people there I need to
00:29:11
know who's going oh yeah well you can peek you can show up Peak no and then oh
00:29:17
there's only one because someone would see you there yeah I mean you're already there at that point you got to do it oh I'm a sneaky peeker yeah you were big
00:29:22
times new that's why you're the movie you're the moon God moon dog mood dog look at this what I did when I was a kid
00:29:28
is true story is I masturbated with Vicks Vapor Rub I thought the most painful thing probably dude wild it was
00:29:36
so painful Vapor Rub why did I do it I don't know I can't give you a good reason why I did it it was curiosity but
00:29:43
I did do it and more than once or just once at one time you don't do that two times you might though I've done it six
00:29:50
times I'll tell you why because you forget yeah but we did with tiger bombs now you
00:29:57
learn by the six I learned the first time right no but you do it as a kid my brother and I did it Steve yeah we must
00:30:03
have been Middle School yeah it was the most painful human [ __ ] it was crazy but didn't when we were like in our 1920
00:30:09
we go do you remember it could have been as painful as we thought it was oh she did we did it again every six years we
00:30:15
repeat we repeat the funny Behavior wow but I'm telling you I won't do it again probably not right I've never I've never put anything see the thing is it starts
00:30:21
off great like before it kicks yeah before it kicks in you're like holy this is what I thought it was gonna be it's
00:30:27
awesome because I thought it was just gonna have a little tinge to it I thought it was gonna have a little burn no I thought it was going to give it a little something extra but it's it's a
00:30:35
hot sauce for your day yeah yeah it keeps we should try that on our show you should do it yeah yeah let's try it on
00:30:40
the show yeah see what happens it's Gotta hurts so bad it hurts it was bad can we use Tiger Balm though that was a
00:30:45
little worse yeah yeah I know please Tiger Bomb so bad that would be fun if you guys did that on the table and just try to continue to do the podcast yeah
00:30:51
that's that's why you get it when you get a little bit of soap in your tip it's it
00:30:57
hurts uh so much yeah Carlos any new any new glory hole stories even have you
00:31:03
been ducking in uh ducking in and out of somewhere Shady lately no what actually I did something that Bobby said I
00:31:08
couldn't do what I adopted a dog he said I wasn't responsible you seriously adopted a dog yeah and Bobby told me and
00:31:16
you've been holding this the whole show yeah I yeah of course y'all Giannis is here he's alive let me see a photo of
00:31:23
him I'll put him up on the screen why is he not responsible this guy yeah he's not
00:31:28
yeah they think I can't take care of it who the [ __ ] is they don't throw me away it was Bobby but you
00:31:33
know what happened you had to vouch for you I re yeah I reached out to the rescue and kalila calls me lovely very
00:31:41
she goes hey this rescue just got your application I know them meant to be
00:31:46
so now kalila can take care of the dog not what she said to me what'd she say to you right now she said did she
00:31:53
recommend you yes I'm gonna call her right now you [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm gonna yell at
00:31:59
her wait a minute why do they call kalila because she works there she loves the
00:32:04
dogs oh at the place that he went before that was that was obviously strategic
00:32:10
because if they ran his record anywhere else they'd have been like no [ __ ] way would he do kill dogs before he dog
00:32:16
fight with he's assaulted a few of them he's got three assault charges on this dog fighting ring but no it made me not
00:32:22
want to see an escort though so I didn't want to leave the dog home alone you can't bring the dog
00:32:27
baby oh you're on bad friends right now
00:32:32
God why did I say cookie dough that's funny thanks for call me cookie dough on a
00:32:39
live podcast all right so you recommended a dog from the shelter to
00:32:44
Carlos no no no no um okay here we go I got a message from so I I got a
00:32:52
message from my rescue coordinator who said hey do you know this guy and then
00:32:57
you should have said no and I was like oh yeah I know him and he was like what is he what's what's
00:33:05
his deal because like we're really really careful about who we adopt to because this particular dog I just like
00:33:10
a really like [ __ ] up story and was on the streets for a while was he molested or something I don't know but he was at the shelter
00:33:16
for a minute but he's like you know so really super careful who we adopt that to so I basically had to give um anyway
00:33:23
why is the dog at the Holocaust Museum yeah that's where they have them um he was laughing anyway but okay well
00:33:30
that that's good then it's a damaged dog
00:33:36
should have a dog but anyway no Bobby thinks that wait wait but it did say like I was super honest about like I
00:33:42
gave a very very honest assessment of Carlos I said he has a really good heart like all of the things but like was was
00:33:49
very upfront did you tell the part where he frequents prostitutes yeah yeah he doesn't want to leave the dog alone when
00:33:55
he goes to get a hooker he said well I don't know I did I did say all that stuff
00:34:02
yeah okay we did okay kalilah yeah I have she I her and I have a code
00:34:08
word and she'll know she'll know what I mean churros sure
00:34:20
[Laughter] what the [ __ ] is churros dude they're a Mexican um I know what they are they're
00:34:26
very good cinnamon sugar deep fried huh I'm being real what's the code dude you know oh yeah yeah sure who
00:34:33
can play that with that game you and your wife that's whatever code word oh yeah what is it what's it gonna
00:34:38
be what What's it gonna be deeps deeps plural
00:34:44
deeps yeah I did and you know I'm trying to figure it out yeah figure it out me and your wife if it worked deeps
00:34:51
what you gonna get up no talk to me about this [ __ ] dog this
00:34:57
thing's gonna be dead in a month just read the read the statue all of the Jews Who Bore the brand of Hitler's death
00:35:02
camps on their arm only a mere handful lift to tell the horror that was the Holocaust and you put your dog in front
00:35:07
of us what's your dog's name Adolf Archer Archie Archie okay are you Archie
00:35:13
Himmler yeah that was his name at the shelter now um how long have you had RT uh about eight days and how's it going
00:35:21
it's going really well you love Archie I do I sleep on the bed with you he does but I did think of you I was like oh why
00:35:27
didn't you bring him here he's watching the dog now he's out of foster right now because I have to move
00:35:33
and they don't want me to have him while I move so I just had him for a week you don't want to risk Bobby eating them yeah no he ate a burger right in front
00:35:39
of you yeah that's right and what kind of dog was that back to that I I don't want to brush back by that why because
00:35:46
it's a joke I get it no it's not a joke it's a fact yeah okay
00:35:55
what do you mean by that I just wouldn't take any risks so cute God I'm I want
00:36:01
another hamburger for some reason by looking at that when he pulled the burger put the burger out of the wrap
00:36:07
and you unwrap it and he goes oh Buck RAB [Laughter]
00:36:12
that is so cute good looking dog good looking dog yeah so Archie You're Gonna Keep the name I'm Gonna Keep the name
00:36:18
now what why just because it's it was his name and I don't want to [ __ ] like what's your dog's name he's young
00:36:25
enough I don't want to have to be like oh now your name's like mandugo or something
00:36:32
why man why man do go dude yeah that was just a creative name some racial overtones with
00:36:39
that dude yeah who the [ __ ] is mandugo bro who is manduga he's a Congolese Warlord
00:36:46
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00:36:55
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I mean 10 more years of this show will be great then people will be asking us for betting tips yeah 100 dude Vegas
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will be ringing us up who do you got on the Knicks what are you looking for hopefully I'll be here
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look at me yeah 41. my both my parents were at least 80. yeah you're going up you're 85. your mom is
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no that's the irony of life right like will drop dead and he'll just be like a hundred yeah eating burgers like that
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like nope I don't want anyone you know honestly let's go back to this here's the deal I'd rather die before you because I
00:41:06
don't want to live without you um I don't think you mean that I do mean that you really I do yeah he does yeah
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he loves you but um let me tell you I'll be honest um I think Andrew more than you because
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I'm closer to Andrew yeah I think Andrew's death would be a tadmor traumatizing for me would you fly to New
00:41:25
York to go to his funeral 100 you would 100 in all right here's the
00:41:32
circumstance would you take care of my kids no okay I don't even want to meet here's the circumstances right yeah
00:41:38
giannis's funeral it's on a Monday you gotta record belly there's only one
00:41:44
flight in and one who am I who's the guest uh the get um it's uh uh
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Quentin Tarantino Quinn Tarantino is the guest dude would we go to each other's funerals are we
00:41:58
friends like that I wouldn't go to yours I feel like this is like uh yes The Breakfast Club you guys would are you on your mind at
00:42:06
this point yes you would yes yes my God because I want to tell you something so I'm just one to feel bad that I wouldn't
00:42:12
go to your guys honestly you wouldn't come to a funeral well not a funeral but let's say because
00:42:18
they're gonna do this I don't know if they probably do mine at the palace it's funny he's serious he wouldn't come but if they had a night you know what I mean
00:42:24
where people went up you know up and talked about me and had like a memorial would you not go to that at the comedy
00:42:30
store I will get a picture with both you guys in case you die I'll change my profile pic for a week thank you thank
00:42:36
you you know what's funny about this whole but Tarantino no I wouldn't I would say no yeah but anyone else anyone else
00:42:42
really Scorsese no I mean at that level what do you mean Robert De Niro De Niro
00:42:48
no one at that level those are like earth-shattering numbers I could have all right I'll give someone in the
00:42:53
middle okay uh The Rock that's not the remote that's up there still what I mean
00:42:59
is you're not a huge fan of the Rocks I love the rock Stavros no
00:43:04
no that's the honest truth now so you'd come to my funeral yeah okay that made me feel okay it'll be
00:43:11
hard yeah write a letter or email yeah go you know
00:43:18
it's it I've been pondering this for a week right and I can't believe you're not going to giannis's funeral because
00:43:25
he would go right he probably might go that's what I would do I would call you on us and go listen dude I know you're
00:43:30
supposed to party with me today about tomorrow but I think we should go to giannis's funeral and I'll pay for your
00:43:36
flight right and pod first class no we'll pod afterwards here's the
00:43:41
funniest part about you wanting one of those Comedy Store in memoriams that you're talking about yeah it's just more work that I would have to do when you
00:43:48
die once again you've put me to work even when you're [ __ ] dead imagine because I'd have to put on the whole thing and produce it no one would give
00:43:54
me credit no one would care that I had to do all this I would put together a super cut video of you and the pressure of the speech unfucking belief
00:44:00
unbelievable put pressure you have to fake cry yeah I wouldn't I would cry no you I think you would cry on your own
00:44:07
yeah but in public you would fake cry yeah yeah what would you say what would your speech be like what would be like I
00:44:14
don't mind we all know this day was coming I would go uh I'll tell you my I you know I'll tell
00:44:21
you my closer for sure right after thank God he's gone emotional deep speech yeah
00:44:26
I'd be quiet I'd start to pretend like I was crying and I would try to get myself to like get some tears and I'd slowly
00:44:32
look up and I'd go
00:44:37
it would destroy and your mom would come down she would come down out of the ceiling in like a little cage you know
00:44:43
like honestly remember Britney Spears in the sexy jungle outfit and your mom would be dancing and go I'm Bobby mom
00:44:49
and she would be on a pole and everyone would [ __ ] lose it if [ __ ] cannons and and confetti it'd be
00:44:56
so much fun yeah bad Friends theme music playing [ __ ] party yeah dude Chinese dragon in the ceiling [ __ ] going
00:45:03
around you know what I don't know [ __ ] plates of [ __ ] meat yeah yeah what I would do is I would cry
00:45:11
in your speech my closer I would go and by the way Giannis and I
00:45:17
have a new podcast good friends right and we play trailer
00:45:22
yeah of the new pod yeah I mean the audience there'll be a lot of well it's good promo yeah promo yeah yeah no I
00:45:28
would support that actually you know who would be there passing out flyers for their podcast would be [ __ ] fancy have you seen have you seen have you
00:45:36
seen have you seen he would just be going after people be like he's so sad have you seen my new
00:45:42
podcasters yeah it's a sad yeah it's a sad but have you seen it yeah we've seen
00:45:47
have you seen it all right we've seen you [ __ ] desperate piece of [ __ ] he is a little scumbag so needy it kind of
00:45:54
makes you miss George in the weirdest way I miss him all the time he's gone now
00:45:59
yeah you would never live here you hate this place you've said that adamantly but I think you got a little crush on us
00:46:05
I do have a crush on you I do think you have a crush on La I have a seasonal uh affective disorder and I like that the
00:46:11
weather's good I love you guys if I was here I would want to hang out with you guys all the time yeah
00:46:17
um you do like La a little bit we're the new leader Big Time buds if I lived here oh my God yeah me and you and me off
00:46:23
that you're far away big time boss I think I lived here I think so I don't know why I just did that but we'd be big time I think so too trumpy poke yeah now
00:46:30
are you in over at the store can you no you can't get spots can I I'm gonna say something Andrew check it out well I've
00:46:36
never been here to go so I had a conversation yeah with Sam Morel and Mark Normand yeah they have a big time
00:46:43
resentment toward The Comedy Store Comedy right and I've I've also that was dead on yeah he does a good one yeah and
00:46:50
then uh I've also talked to other New York Comics saying that when they come to LA
00:46:55
they hate the store because they don't feel like an end but here's the truth yeah if on a Sunday like we all do you
00:47:02
text this you know oh you texted the booker can I say that
00:47:08
you texted the booker right that this person said that you could get spots like everyone else that you don't have
00:47:15
to be passed in that way if you know people like you can call in and you'll get two or three
00:47:21
okay yeah I'm just letting you know and if you need that reach out you can reach out to me on a Sunday and I can reach
00:47:27
out on your behalf um I will take you up on that one day why not because I yell to me it's like
00:47:33
and I'd even go to Peter and ask because the thing is it is when Andrew and I go to New York
00:47:39
the seller gives us everything the seller treats us like kings they should yeah everything everything we want they
00:47:45
give us they make us feel like at home we love it there I love it and I'm mad that our club doesn't have the same
00:47:51
should be reciprocation reciprocation right it should feel the same you know East Coast and West coast rappers no
00:47:58
more war yeah peace yeah yeah reciprocate yeah reciprocate y'all not give a [ __ ] about death row yeah
00:48:05
you know what's so funny yeah it is they do treat I mean the people over there at seller I I've talked about on the
00:48:12
show they treat it's so [ __ ] nice it's not just that it should feel that way when
00:48:18
guys come here I prefer it in a weird way no well you know I do when I when we're sitting there in that little
00:48:24
restaurant right from the original right and we're sitting there with shelves and
00:48:29
Rosebud and you know who was so funny late at night I was sitting there and then Maddie I don't know Maddie that well you
00:48:36
know Maddie is that her name Maggie Maddie Maggie Maddie she's Theo Von's opener oh oh oh
00:48:42
yeah Matt yeah Maddie you know her no well unless I'm not picturing her anyway
00:48:48
I'm a fan of her and she's on that uh Wilder now she's on that TV show I've seen clips of her yep and she just sat
00:48:53
next to me and goes hey I'm mad I know you are we like huh and we it was like instant best friends because you got
00:48:59
that comedy connection yeah Ian fire dance and Jordan with Jordan killed for us on that show she's so good
00:49:06
New York makes us feel at home and I want the same for you guys here and if
00:49:12
you're not careful Los Angeles You're Gonna Lose us you will lose we'll lose you guys you guys got to put the pressure on them say hey when the New
00:49:18
York guys come out you guys I already did yeah we have we have spoken about it it is kind of [ __ ] up because we do feel like that thing should that would
00:49:25
only help them of course I want to say something controversial but the truth is
00:49:30
is that it'd make the lineups better yeah yeah be real what do you mean I mean you look
00:49:37
at something I just said the lineup they're all funny but in terms of like
00:49:43
who would bring in an audience it'd be nice to get out of Towners on the list of course it mixes that up it challenges
00:49:48
us it's the whole thing of course yeah all right so tell us a couple of jokes
00:50:01
touring comedian funny guy love this guy very funny guy Giannis uh you're you're
00:50:07
afraid of deep water what is that about yeah yeah hey deep water one time I was actually with my girlfriend uh uh mad
00:50:13
Ripper and uh yeah I don't get it well I didn't get to the
00:50:18
punch line yet yeah hold on Wong let him get there all right all right here we go this guy's great man doesn't like deep
00:50:25
water vacation problem what was it be honest yes I was with my girlfriend we were uh we were in Cancun and uh oh yeah
00:50:32
spaghetti out yeah uh oh spaghetti out they used to that
00:50:39
used to hurt me so much having them to lead you and I felt like I was I hated it what was uh his the show um the late
00:50:47
night show with he would lead you into the Byron Allen Byron now those are so funny he go so yeah man you don't like
00:50:53
spiders do you yeah someone's like right in your [ __ ] you know I don't like it what was that called um
00:51:00
how many times did you do that I've never done that I'll refuse I never did it what do you mean they never I never they never asked me I don't think he
00:51:06
still does it does he still do it I think they do but now he there's a game show like it's a game show like it's
00:51:12
like a comedy game show that they have where they have six Comics I did one time what's that called
00:51:18
like funny thing you should ask you did one of those no no it was like a game showy kind of thing called comedy
00:51:24
everyone's done it what's it called funny you should ask yeah I just said that my bad yeah funny you should ask I
00:51:31
did have you done that no I did it one time I did with Louie Anderson when he was a live guy at Boston play a piece
00:51:36
and uh what's the other guy from SNL um John Levitz all those guys right I did
00:51:42
it one time and they never asked me back so they're the same same kind of guy Louis lovetts you kind of the same kind
00:51:48
of guy can we talk about something real yeah let's talk about how movies and TV
00:51:53
shows isn't like for instance hear me out I was on iTunes yesterday I'm like
00:52:00
oh Guardians the Galaxy is already out and it's also on iTunes and also I never even heard about it yeah yeah I mean
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like is it dead they just drop stuff now there's stuff just out they just want it out as fast as they can yeah but my
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point is is that and now there's a sag strike happening maybe and stuff like that so that's right dude is it just obsolete another thing I I feel like we
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lucked out really because we do what we do yeah but I think it's not obsolete it's not obsolete but it is definitely
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lower than it was right it's not as much going on I mean is your movie gonna come out I have so many that may never come out
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no no Borderlands you said that it was you know the producer I know but I heard that there's
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Rumblings that there's it's uh on the Rocks again
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are you being real yeah oh [ __ ] well probably not then there's
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just so I'm kidding Jesus Christ it's coming out there's just so much for people to consume there's too much [ __ ]
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it's too much stuff yeah there's too much [ __ ] but also somehow stuff's still cracking through I
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mean succession cracked through I think things are going to crack through if they're good enough that's got to be really good that's a really good that'd
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be really good well then isn't that kind of the best barometer that's what's interesting about everyone being like there's too much [ __ ] out there like I know but then if something is good
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like that show beef I did that is a good show that's why people like that show it's a good show yeah yeah I have nothing to do with it being good I'm
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saying it's good yeah yeah you got a little something you know David I'm barely on it Dave's a good show yeah I
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don't because we may never come back though that that show might be gone Ike Barrel notes on yesterday on tigerbelly
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oh yeah and he talked about you he's like dude your your buddy Andrew is killing it on that show I love that show that last episode was amazing that's
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nice but but it's also like uh uh there is a lot of noise and I don't know I
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don't know what young people like I'm interested like I don't know what kids watch they like podcasts
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they're on the internet they like the internet dude if I go to In and Out at one in the morning I'm like Elvis and
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they're dead yeah April every [ __ ] down you go to In and Out how much though now
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I know you know what but you know at my age I feel fine yeah you literally my back hurts my right my right armor is
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tingling you lose feeling in your limbs all the time yeah yeah but I'm fine yeah I guess that is totally yeah that's good I'm happy what does it really mean
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numbness in the right arm nerve damage herniated disc and a stroke oh [ __ ]
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stroke is the only one that's the most real that one I didn't say numbness I said tingling okay look up [ __ ]
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tingling Carlos no I looked up tingling and it says you should call a doctor right away oh okay if you have numbness
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in your arms dizziness trouble with coordination discolored skin I feel that I feel it what do they think that is a
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stroke circulation probably circulation circulation yeah herniated disc
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I think it'd be nerve damage I have nerve damage I was a numb you're still there still there yeah all
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that [ __ ] [ __ ] me up agent orange is a good name for me yeah I'm agent orange yeah he's the moon King the moon King in
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agent orange dude that's our movie dude yeah the moon King and agent orange sounds like a West Anderson if Andrew
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because people you know Andrew and I are going to do a movie eventually here we are would you be in it yeah dude how
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great would he be in it yeah but what would he play like a UPS driver or something all right let's yeah let's see
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him give it a whirl yeah go ahead let's see yeah hey
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hey I got hey get out of the road hey sorry about that man sorry man hey are
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you mad you're walking you're you're walking I'm walking my Asian in the road yeah yeah get him out of the road I'm trying to drive come on buddy come on
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buddy all right sorry about that I got that I got [ __ ] packages to deliver out do you have any packages for us no I
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got a package right here pal get your [ __ ] Asian out of the road yeah
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get your [ __ ] Asian out of the road that's the name of the movie get your Asian out of the road throw mom off the
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train he's going to be upset we gave the roll to Bobby Kelly that's okay sorry man it's all right listen it doesn't pay
00:56:11
anything anyway yeah it does it was it was a million bucks it was a million bucks my dream is is that eventually we
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can all do I just think honestly the ones that want to act that we should do
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[ __ ] up like a
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I want to act in something like that yeah I don't like waiting around and doing like I like with comedians you're
00:56:34
still gonna wait around yeah but shots that we have to do you know but we'd still be having fun you know yeah yeah
00:56:39
yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean and also it'll be funny when you give comedians something they just make it funny like
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look this is funny yeah you got like there's no other people who don't do comedy involved in this yeah right
00:56:50
that's true we should try it yeah why don't we all pool our money and make a movie well some of us have a bigger pool
00:56:57
some of us yeah Bobby's got the big pool yeah well yeah I mean we could do a movie I mean the news I'm throwing ten
00:57:04
bucks I think if everyone threw in 10 grand
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yeah right and we got like no we need more you need to make a movie no no I mean
00:57:18
50k each 50k each this has gone way too high let's go back down to 10. yeah yeah
00:57:25
but then we get funding from you know I mean well let's shoot it on iPhones okay why not yes what are you shaking
00:57:32
your head if they shoot 30 frames yeah yeah as long as you guys make it funny it'll be good yeah and you think you're
00:57:37
gonna direct it piece of [ __ ] or is it McComb gonna address probably my Kona at this point oh [ __ ] no no we
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want you back fancy sorry about that oh what would it be you guys cops like a sort of a buddy cop movie you know it
00:57:51
used to be the black guy white guy but now it's like the white guy in the 80s no he's gonna be Derek chavan
00:57:58
officer on the Run who's gonna play George Floyd
00:58:05
you can play George Floyd uh Giannis yeah we love you we love you
00:58:13
thank you so much for being on the show this was uh fun you only plug any dates you have any dates yeah yeah just go to
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janicepapposcomedy.com go to giannispoppiscomedy.com the boys in the studio will put the link in the
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description below giannispropist comedy.com that's it for us Bobby yeah
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let's do it thank you for being a bad friend [Music]
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Foreigner I'm doing his movie podcast tomorrow oh
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yes yes see you're finagling you know what you're doing nothing I don't even
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know he's poaching you're using our guys you know what he's done dude
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not only have you utilized you utilize our contacts now because of your Association you think my favorite person
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hasn't done it get these people and to go you I'm finished and it's like you're a [ __ ] another
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Spanish strong arms did you guys be honest yeah don't do it okay don't do it done you know you're busy tomorrow I am
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busy you got [ __ ] you're out from out of town you're plugging in that movie you're doing right I was just trying to be nice yeah my favorite comedian is
00:59:23
doing it soon he's very he's doing today my favorite comedian who who is it Andrew centino have you done
00:59:30
it yet no I keep I keep putting don't do it I keep putting it off please don't do it you can do it you did it you did it
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you did you did Services all right thank you well then you know what that's it you did it for us we
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already got one do not have them do it dude I draw the line there no because I want to see who that's better that's
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disgusting let's have some fun [Music]
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