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using Code bad friends at my.u.com badf friends you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude I'm an Asian dude you two are
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disgusting you two are something we're bad friends and what what what state is this in this is in Michigan in Michigan smashing beers are you being recognized are you you recognized there no I didn't
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get recognized once not one time there not once you got to be crazy did I get recognized any at all a
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single time not once at a college fat party not once and look at this that was the stadium that's called The Big House in michig oh you know what that looks like huh remember when Bane took off
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that football field yeah yeah yeah I wish that would happened there they did a how great would have been B if Bane
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showed up and with a nuclear you know what I mean what would have what would you have done what would you have done nothing you're not Batman you're nothing
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sorry sorry sorry it went crazy sorry it was so fun man sorry um you had a great
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time good job fantastic what did you do this weekend nothing I saw a movie what'
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you see oh my God In the Mood for Love you ever see it w car y beautiful movie one of my favorite movies one of my favorite movies now what a movie where do you find Time In the Mood for Love
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dude look at this thing two chinks in love that's what they should have call no no you know I'll tell you about
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this movie to AME this movie is so subtle it's so subtle and like in the beginning I was like oh I'm done I hate this it's boring right I don't even know Al so halfway like what's going on here
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but when you figure out what's going on it's just so nice it's about forbidden love dude the kind of love that you and
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I have it's so forbidden no it's bidden no it's not it's not bidden dude it's ours is very it's about two people that
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they know they can't L up so they never do but there's such love there because they're married or something yeah they're both married right and it's like
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what do they work together no they just they're neighbors oh my God that's an A and and their couples are are cheating
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oh they're and they went to Japan they took a trip to trian and so now these two like in this you know I mean like a
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complex living next to each other and they reenact you know I mean how their their spouses got together so they would go through the dialogue and scenarios and stuff right
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there and then through the process they fall in love but at the end they don't link up and it's like it's so sweet it's
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like I have fantasies of like your pink butthole yeah right and my penis right and your it's vibrating yeah like shivering and mine's shivering right but it doesn't enter
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that's what we have it can't it's unforbidden and magnets are both the same charge exactly you know I mean
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missing I want to switch the magnet you the maggot the mag the magnet the magnet don't you call your penis a maggot get
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sucked in but I don't can't be it's the same you and I have the same thing dude it's Forbidden Love we're both pluses
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I'm a minus you're yes you know what think about it I'm a you're Aus I know you're a minus to so does this guy though his neighbor the woman he's actually in love with does she look like his wife here's the interesting part of
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the movie you never see their couples right you see you always see the backside of their back or their voice
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you never see them because because it makes the audience not have any sympathy for them right right right and so you're
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only focused on these two and then like six years later there's one scene where this dude goes what's why you laughing because it's got to be something funny coming
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up oh this is all boring yeah no no no no no one scene what no no forget it no I'm teasing no you're right it's a comedy podcast and this is that a film analysis podcast so I won't say it I I
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get it I'm joking I don't think you are please I think I'm me in I like the Meandering and I'm okay I'll tell you I
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meandered about you can cut it out to tell you I'll tell you what it is no I I meandered about football you don't care about that I know I listened to the
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whole Michigan Michigan it was like 5 seconds I don't know I didn't like it all right you know me with you know what I mean I don't like that what was that
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what was that him on the shoulder drinking drinking ah let's go Jey not jealousy jealousy was of time he was
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swarmed with young women running up to him all these college girls goes Mone Mone dude he was recognized by hundreds
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of young beautiful college girls begging for M I thought you said that you weren't recognized I said I wasn't you
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were recognized from Bad friends all day all day long and then cuz you weren't around probably huh I know what you were
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doing what do you mean I wasn't around we were together I took that video I know what you were doing dude you do
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that thing what am I doing machismo what's machismo it's that that confident thing where you remember that lady at
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the Tuesday night said when you on on on stage it's like this you know come on machismo it's like this I'm stoic I'm a
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star they get afraid where I'm more open by like more of an open book oh you're saying I didn't get approached because of my machismo no one knew who I wasar power
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nobody knew who I was if they how do they know him then of course I got to approach you a million
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people took pictures with me I'm the king that's what I thought next can I finish my thing then yes dude
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God damn dude no actually it was red how many the young kids that came up that love bad friends and you know how many times what did I hear a thousand times
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where's Bobby a thousand times where's where's Waldo you are my where they're looking for you baby I'm more like Waldo
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no you're everyone like is Bobby with you is Bobby with they were freaking out anyone I want somebody to draw like oh
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where's Waldo but with me in it where's Bobby that's a good idea that'd be fun put pandas in it it it'll be called
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where's Bobby comma there's Andrew and I just a tall redheaded guy standing out of a little crowd can I it'll be a sea
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of Asians where's Bobby and there's Andrew yeah finish this movie though oh so he goes um I'm in love with you I
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gotta leave right he said that to the girl yeah and where where does he go where we're going Singapore Singapore
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really yeah he goes to Singapore and like months pass by he's trying to forget about her so he's seeing other
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women now no he's still with his wife no his wife is gone she died no they they're they're not they're separated
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they stop talking about her in the movie right yeah they stop talking about her in the movie and he's out with his f a
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friend at a bar or whatever and then while he's out with her friend she flies to
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Singapore his the new the love the UN unrequited love she smokes a cigarette does she know he's there yeah she knows she it's at her plate she smokes a cigarette right mhm and then he kept one
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of her slippers his slippers that you know I mean to REM mind she takes the slippers and she just leaves so he comes
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back and he looks at the cigarette and you know there's lipstick on it oh yeah right yeah and he sees he can't find the
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slippers so he knows she was there but he never sees her again in the whole in her his whole life wow what are you
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being real right now that's wow that that was a stunning I mean I'm serious and then 5 years later she dieda No No
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it should non-smoke five years later let me finish it f may I I miss you I knew you were going to do that I know yeah yeah I can B you visited me in the hospital yeah yeah yeah yeah I have a
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cancer yeah yeah yeah go so the last scene of the movie right yes 6 years later they she goes back to the apartment building but now she has a kid we don't know who the kid from not the same not her ex-husband it
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could have been from her ex-husband we don't know right and she she wanted to visit um the lady that rented her this
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place cuz she knew that she was leaving and and so from her apartment or from where she was she can look into where his bedroom was outside yeah he just
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happens to visit you know what I mean and they see each other through the window on these opposite kind of
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Apartments yeah and he goes like he kind of does this and she goes and tears just
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start running down her eyes but they don't link up no oh it's just in the mood for love baby and that's what I
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want you're in the mood for love I'm in the mood for love dude and that's the kind of romance I want no you actually
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want to be with someone no no no I want I no I like like in Paris Texas I love movies where it doesn't
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work is this a metaphor for your life is that what you want you don't want that it makes love more mysterious
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and like I like but it's infinitely sad I know but I like the longing like Dr jaago remember he reaches her and he die
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I just love the longing I love the devastation I like being out in my backyard by myself on the lawn chair like I do with a cigarette and I long for love that's a
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wish can be get that's a wish say it right say it right dude in my mood I'm in a good mood I'm in a love mood say it right would you say when you're sitting on the lawn with your cigarette on your
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lawn chair you're it's more that you're shorting more so than longing when you're on a lawn chair your legs don't go to the bottom do they they don't that's so funny how hard is it for
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you to lift the back up sometimes I can't even lift it it's like I can't yeah click click
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yeah I can't yeah you're longing for love but I think you deserve real love I don't want I want you I don't think it's real yes it is it's not what do you mean
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it's not real it's not real love in general I don't think it is well there's different levels of love I believe that
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we talked about this in the car ride being in love is a phrase I think is conflated by Society to be this who know
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who knows what that means but you've loved you've you loved your exes those that's all love but they ultimately
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never worked out that's okay that doesn't there a long love doesn't always a shorting I mean there was a shorting there's a the shorting Bobby I know but
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I haven't met the mysterious one but it's coming it may that's what I like about it that's the longing yeah like I
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met somebody but she used to see somebody that we know and that's tough I know but did
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they date or they hooked up they dated oh and in my mind I'm like that's exactly what I would want to she doesn't
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like me but that's the kind of girl I want how do you know she doesn't like you I can just tell but just everything
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about her in terms of what what I heard her say her her vibe her all everything God I want to know who is so I can't tell you not on the air you I'll never tell you really yeah because it's the
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long it's the shorting dude this is the yeah I'm in the mood for love right now and it's like it's a shorting situation
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and it's like you cannot know this sometimes when you're at airport too right um many times it's happen maybe
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five or six times in my life where a girl will walk by she'll lock eyes with you and she'll smile and she's beautiful
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and I'll smile right and there's an instant and you'll never see them again that's awesome it's so beautiful I had a
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girl today I went and opened my suitcase to get my charger out right behind me and I looked up and she was gorgeous
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yeah and I just politely gave her a smile just politely smile and she went like this no that's not good no it wasn't
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good looked up yeah yeah Up and Away I've got a million of those I was just yeah yeah those I'm used to but I wasn't
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smile because I had I'm I'm awkwardly unzipping in the tarmac tunnel and so I'm like sorry like a sorry face like
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sorry and she looked away as if peasant pig to me they don't even pretend to like they they'll look at me and they
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go like completely not a shot right and you're like okay relax I was just looking you know yeah she gave me that look like hurry up you potato e piece of pink I mean she was
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gorgeous and she just looked down on me so so obviously I was such a little pig yeah by the way shout out to Muhammad
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who works at the Detroit airport big fan of the show he goes will you please shout out me out on the podcast I said
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no but I'm gonna he goes Muhammad it's easy to remember I said there's most common name in the world of course I'll
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remember muham guess Muslim huh Muslim Puerto Rican wow yeah Tony would have hated this guy Tony keep that in yeah yeah no no but my
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therapist my therapist said Thursday to me she goes I go well you know the girls
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that I like don't like me and she goes but you do the same to them like what do you mean you know what
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she means what do you think I mean because you probably you probably like the wrong girls that okay continue there's many women I believe who
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probably come and entered your life in different Fashions and they're probably pretty right for you yeah you want the
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other one you want the one that's probably not there's a danger you know I mean it's also like you know I do the like you know some girls like mean oh
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he's short you know I mean pudgy this and that no and I do the same to them too physically she's short and Pudgy
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yeah so I I don't like it you know what I mean so my point is is that there was this one girl I met and um and she was
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you know good you more than average I guess mhm but she does things like you know you can see like her feeding the
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homeless and she's like you know there was this old man that lost his wife and she visited this old man every day for like a year what a nice had played chess with him and you don't like this girl no
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I mean I to me it's like I was like boring B you know mean no time for you know I mean no but my point is is that in my mind I'm like this is what I should be going for right but you
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know what you are going for is all that you know ladies and gentlemen Diamond coming to the stage you know you know mean all that and it's
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like they don't help the homeless you're looking for you what what you're chasing after is Angelina Jolie Billy B Thorton
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yeah that's exactly what I'm going for dude but we don't want that it's not feasible it's not Fe it is feasible it's not it's not g to be a long term but you might not have a lot of
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time left that's what I'm saying right so let's find real love no no why don't we just do the why don't we just do the mood for love and just be in this it's
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better to burn out the it's better to burn out than to fade away I'd rather dream I think all right it's like it's
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like this business it's like I may I may never reach the levels that I've wanted to reach you're there but I'm not where
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do you want to be everywhere and um Visa yeah I want to be like every I want to be like but I want I want you know it's
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that dream of Like Anything could happen any time but it never happens but you're always dreaming but you're in it right
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now don't you realize that you're going to look back in 20 years and go oh my God I was in it I was making a podcast
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with my best friend yeah it was one of the largest podcasts in the world like you're in it it's great we're here okay
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so now find real love someone that respects you enjoys you appreciates you really doesn't take advantage of you
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that's up to that's up to the gods right now I think you can help some of it you're therapist and I are saying the same thing I can't what am I echoing
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what your therapist said yeah so then next next week I'm going to come here with a 3 fo5 400 lb Samoan girl well
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that fits name cucko if the shoe fits and I'm like I did it Bobby I have to again yeah yeah I did what you said
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all right cucko go that's not going to happen Keys against the wall anyway and if your name is cucko and 300 lb 4 foot whatever whatever I'm not no
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offense can you imagine that woman just slamming slamming her food to the ground as she listens to our show yeah yeah yeah like a double pineapple pizza
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she's just like [Laughter] Tri you yeah yeah but yeah I mean you know but when when you watch a movie like in the mood for love you know there's
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another movie I saw recently amaly is is the same kind of love but they get together they end up in the moped that's
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the old style you end up together yeah yeah but when they you know when you when you if you watch a movie like amaly
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it's that whole tease you love the teas you don't miss the teas I'm sure you do yeah but but but also the game that you
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have to play right now seems exhausting it's so exhausting it seems like it's such it's so hard what a game it's a
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game of death you know like m m Mone learned a lesson the hard way in Detroit didn't you why tell tell why say that bum yeah so I was
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with Andrew and Zach Andrew's opener after the show yesterday and we were just sitting at the bar drinking and
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they're like we're going to take it easy tonight and I was we were having a night cap after the show I said let's have one and then
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let's it and then a girl from the show was dming me I was like oh you should come hang out and I was like oh okay
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cool and I was like all right guys I might head out as they were finishing their last drink and I was like great
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left went to this piano bar she was there with one of her other friends who she was us from I should have there so it was fun and we were all chat and then
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she's like Hey we're going to get with our friends and go to this other bar like across town like let's go great you show up it's two guys in this car and
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they're not having it and they just who's not having it the two guys in the car they're like they're like no we're
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going home and the girls are like all right sorry wait wait these two girls with were already with two guys that's
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right they weren't at the time they're like oh we're going to meet our two others so you didn't know no and we show but they were all locked up and linked
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up like let's go you do Sherlock Holmes and investigating before you even get into that situation I know but I what
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the are you doing I was back at the do you have a are you seeing anybody mhm did they you ask
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that I was back at the hotel bar before they had finished their drink you got to ask that I turned around I was like what
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the are you doing yeah yeah are you in a relationship right now no great right let's go you know what she did she wanted to be able to prove to her boyfriend that she could get you to show up to the bar yeah dude you were like oh
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my God and by the way you waved as they drove away and he went home and just the out of that girl thinking about your nerd ass waving have
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a good night it reminds me of that one girl that flew me to that one city right just to take a a video a photo that happened I don't want to get into it but that
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happened that's crazy just to say hi just to say hi that's it yeah and they had no other interest well that girl
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just wanted to say hi to you yeah he's 20 and you're 50 what does that mean I think no just
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wa no wait let that sink in for a second he's 25 and he's 53 so get it right if you're well I'm just saying get it right if we're going to tell fast yeah I would like to um you
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know call out the elephant in the room actually what's up dude is there resentment what's going on no yeah it
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you know when you D dude you don't think I know human behavior dude it comes out in other ways
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there's really a resentment you loaded up I saw yeah you load it up dude so what's up dude I love you dude let's
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what get it out on the I don't care dude I'm good I'm just saying you should know better I should know better oh so it's
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based on Wow you care experience life experience okay fair enough saying he's been around the block and he's learned
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his lesson a few times but he going back to the well even though he knows it's poison water okay well let me tell you something poison water does taste good
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it really does it does taste good so he's he's swimming let the kid swim he'll get out of the well when he's ready to get out of the well yeah but
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right now it's a deep dark hole and it's hard to get out cuz someone's got to throw him a bucket I'm not in a deep dark C of of of lust yeah you're looking
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for I'm not you're looking for lust no you got it all wrong there's no love you got it mixed I got it mixed up yeah in your head all right so last thing I
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I'm literally okay I know you are with being where I'm at I really am I I'm so I'm pretty content man I know you are yeah so you know I watch movies and I go oh that's that you know I I relate to
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those themes and I think I've always been like a [Music] dreamer I can tell you it's coming though I it's not it's coming I feel it I had a daydream about it the other day
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it's coming let's make a bet what I mean when do you think it's going to come you guys want to make it take a b time wise
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yeah in a year well yeah within a year I mean I I feel like okay I feel like fans you don't think it's coming right be
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honest I don't think you are letting it come oh interesting interesting take interesting take kid I don't know do they often come with
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you yeah I'm done it was right there I I it's it was right there Bob come on back great go Mone do
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your job great I'm going to eat a donut wow yeah I'm a fat I can't make anyone P that's what you're saying that
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is not true yeah you really put you know what I was pretty feeling pretty good about myself until now I was boosting
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you up I know but this guy really you really listen him his opinion doesn't mean you really hurt my feelings though apologize no I don't I that I
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don't even it's not going to help I've had of it every week every episode right it's a slam about my weight it's a slam
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about how you know I mean I can't satisfy women you do a dick siiz joke last last episode you want him gone I
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don't want him gone no I I you know maybe I like the pain it's about it's about all that
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whole mystery thing the shorting yeah yeah it's you know because you know you slam me you both
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slam me slam me slam me but you know one day the dragon will awaken and you know
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what happens when the Dragon Gets awoken breathes fire god damn you know about mytholog mythological entities KN who's
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going to get lit up what exactly dude that Booth is gone SM yeah that's Mount Doom right there and I'm smog another Lord of the Rings
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reference in your face so my point is is this no honestly it was The Hobbit yes it was The Hobbit yet very good love I love but I want to say
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yeah you know but can I say something I'm going to say it anyway why do I keep saying that I always say this is the
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thing or can I say all that stuff right I'm going to try to get rid of all that stuff that's who your person is your person I know but it's you I catch
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myself doing it let me tell you something I say that all the time thank you but a day will come and this is not
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I'm not making a joke out of it because I know myself yeah it's just going to I'm going to go into a Red Zone snap oh
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yeah I'll snap like my dad used to and i' over the years I've tempered you know I've like you know
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I've been very mindful about my because I don't want to be like my dad so like I I you know I see these little you know
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what I mean triggers and stuff and I try to like maintain it like don't do be like your dad cuz once my dad got in a
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Red Zone he you know he beat my mama he beat all of us up he was terrible right and I know that I have
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that in me right once I hit a Red Zone dude I look out look out look out dude so you can poke me all you want okay but when I get there dude look out
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you're not going to like it okay I think you'll find love in the next year I I don't even want no
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that's that that part's too late you already said that I can't make a woman come dude that's too late is this bad that when you said poke me I just instantly got that Pillsbury
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Doughboy image in my head of when you said that now you're doing it no no no but it's now you're doing it no no it's not you I'm saying it's just the image
00:26:58
got in my head because poke me is such a funny it's such a funny word when you guys you guys keep pissing on his step
00:27:06
you think he's not going to come out exactly he cleans it every day Pol every but he's going to come out and catch you
00:27:11
with your dick in your hand and that's going to be the beginning of the end for you beginning the beginning too and I say this out loud because I'm really
00:27:17
trying to address a secondary issue to the guy in my neighborhood that let his dog piss on my fence I'm going to kill you I'm gonna find you and
00:27:23
I'm gonna kill you let's get it out dude I see him on the cam we have camera hey hey guy we see you on the cam dude I'm
00:27:29
beat the living out of this guy the dog pisses on my door on my gate and I see it no but can I
00:27:37
just I was in Wisconsin I saw it and I was like I'm going to break in neck can I make an argument against that though
00:27:42
littleit on my door yeah I want to be side with the guy side with the guy why are you siding with the guy
00:27:48
whose dog pisses off house because I know your behavior what did I do to this guy I know you what did I do to him
00:27:55
that's why I'm siding with the guy guy okay what did what go the co it's the same
00:28:00
thing as the coaster thing the coaster of not having a drink on my table yeah don't have a drink on
00:28:05
my table I know but you're eyeing oh hey you got to put the coaster on right like that right what does that have to do with the dog pissing on my door watch
00:28:12
hey don't walk on that carpet you I mean oh you can't smoke in the back I I saw I was there don't smoke in the don't smoke
00:28:17
in the back it's don't don't smoke near the kids it goes down to don't piss on the fence it's it's all a part of the
00:28:23
same I've never said that to him cuz that's just the thing we know you don't let your dog piss on someone's door but it's it's a partly the same like thing
00:28:29
that you have anxiety yes get rid of that can't yeah almost deal that this morning thinking about having to fly back here to do this show with you I do have issues so do you yeah hey guy don't
00:28:43
worry about it keep pissing on the fence yeah dude it's your own issue dude you got to grow dude like I'm growing I'm gonna piss right on you right now piss in my mouth I don't give a
00:28:56
like all right so dude guy whatever the neighborhood on his lawn I don't care if he shits on my lawn piss on whatever do it piss on my lawn yeah diarrhea on the fence no you can't poop
00:29:06
on the fence yeah yeah please don't piss on the fence sir please don't do that sir keep doing it please sir it's about
00:29:13
growth yeah and you should grow up sir and stop having Andrew to grow well you're going have to bail me out of jail when I murder this guy see that's that's the kind of talk I don't like and I'm saying it right now yeah
00:29:24
I'll testify for myself yeah I did it yes I did kill that that'll be me getting hard for jail what's up I'm going away for
00:29:36
a little bit dog piss on my do no California is a stand in your ground state which means that you can defend yourself without retreating if you're threatened right imminent
00:29:47
danger I don't even know what that means what does that mean if someone's threatening to kill you it hurt if
00:29:53
someone's literally threatening your life you can defend your life okay let me give you an example I I walk into my house right and there's a man there mhm
00:30:01
doesn't matter what he looks like does it in this scenario I can tell you what I think he looked
00:30:08
like go ahead tall skinny white guy from from um northern California 69 Fresno yeah Fresno guy 69ine 69ine yeah big head
00:30:21
huge long though very long I can see it balding like Carlos patchy patchy on the
00:30:26
side yeah patchy right bags under the eyes huge no Adams Apple no it's an eve Apple more than anything what's that mean it's it's chunked away because he got he's been stabbed cut oh my God yeah
00:30:38
it's a Eve Apple he's wearing no shirt it's a wife beater but yeah yeah yeah I can Envision a medical tag he fresh out dude
00:30:49
that's I see it I Envision do you see it now yes a medical tag yep right and then
00:30:54
you know I mean mommy tattoo mom mom but with a cross cross through it she she's
00:30:59
dead to me yeah yeah Daddy cross and then right daddy crossed out but that one's a stamp it's Daddy right above his butt exactly yeah right and then there's a God bless
00:31:12
JD God bless JD not JD Vance who is it uh uh oh oh oh oh oh J period D J period D period who is it that's uh uh John DeLorean Jeffrey dmer yes Jeffrey dmer
00:31:27
God bless Jeffrey Jeffrey dmer God bless Jeffrey dmer right he has a speech impediment skip yeah but except when he says Asian
00:31:40
slurs Asian slurs comes out perfectly comes out perfectly like it just there's no stutter with that right right and
00:31:46
then right what does he have in his hands what does he have in his hands guys oh in each of his hands yeah one's
00:31:52
hand is what one hand is one of those stress balls just an old school stress ball the rubbery yeah he take the one
00:31:59
that's sand sand it's got s the sand one right sand one so I don't own one of those so he that's his mhm he brings it with him everywhere he goes wow
00:32:10
hand calms me down right right right hand right hand right what is it you tell me yeah what
00:32:21
what oh I know what it is I can see it yeah can you see it yeah look at that okay what do I see dude I see scales
00:32:28
I know what it is I know what it is what it's a crocodile hand a Croc hand dude he took he killed a crocodile and stole in Mississippi in 1987 with his Uncle
00:32:39
Joey right oh wow a baby crocodile oh a baby yeah and he just like tore it apart
00:32:45
right and he took the skin and he made this glove he's had the club for years W it's like there's got like little jacket
00:32:50
like like a Freddy cougar like like yeah and he's just kind of doing this with the Ben wall balls like this and and he growls like
00:33:01
a right now if I'm not walking out of the house by now well I want what am I doing you're interested in what he's up to oh you you know what because it's not imminent danger cuz he's just hanging
00:33:12
out right it's now at this point can I kill him no he hasn't threatened your life dude it's scary though he
00:33:18
hasn't threatened your life right he's got to threaten your life we saw it right here look is it imminent danger
00:33:23
and he goes no then he goes can I give you a hug could I give you a hug that's not violent right no right and I go no would you say that yes or
00:33:37
no can I give you a hug I'll shake your hand I'll give you a pound I'll give you
00:33:44
a pound that's better do you you don't want to you know what I mean are you a bad friends fan I would say that oh yeah
00:33:50
do you want to take a picture okay so ask me and he be like good night night give you a a hug hug Chan ch ch I think I would you would
00:34:03
yeah yeah I you know what you know what he he'd really do be who where's Bobby I I can get him that's what I'd
00:34:14
say I can get him for oh you're there now too I'm in my house oh he's in your house now he came to my house first how
00:34:19
do you think he got to your house oh that's right I sent him to your house oh you sent her to my house don't do that what the dude he wanted to see you
00:34:25
all right he really I mean does that sound more like your fans than mine why do you do that just kidding why
00:34:31
do you do that I'm just kidding I love when you do that okay let's move on but I love when you do that why do you do
00:34:37
that it's just silly you know I mean anyway all right dude but if you sent him to my house you wouldn't have called me and go dude there's I sent a guy to your house I would send Mone to film it
00:34:49
I'd have him outside oh you're there well his guy is something for the internet yeah you know what dude I think what I would do in that scario is I
00:34:54
would just shoot him shoot him and just let the law take care of it you don't have a gun oh that's right I have swords a katana I
00:35:01
have like a bunch of swords at home could you would you ever be able to stab somebody for real the sword yeah yeah dude I practice what do you
00:35:08
practice I go no I go on my balcony I practice you swing it around I do scenarios like this come around here
00:35:14
you mean I do I do the whole thing dude yeah he'd be dead really yeah I have like katas and stuff wow yeah how
00:35:20
many do you have three are they are they special were they like branded for you well they're not like made by Sensei but I've got them in Chinatown so they're made probably made
00:35:33
they're pretty sharp probably made in China yeah they're sharp I mean they're not the ones that they used to like
00:35:38
Ronin or Samurai used to use back in the day those are like real you know what I mean how is a samurai expensive yeah I
00:35:44
want to know I want to buy one like a real one a real Samurai like what's the most expensive samurai sword you can get
00:35:49
oh my god well it's probably it's got to be Priceless I mean uh what is that $79.99 no the most expensive dude that's
00:35:56
the kind of I have a first yeah the average one is a couple hundred doar most expensive samurai sword in the
00:36:02
world the most expensive Japanese sword in the world isima mansuri uhi Tachi priced at 100 million can we go in the middle there I mean what the from $5 to 100 million well you want a Tachi
00:36:15
or not I know I want a Tachi but there's no way I can get one 100 million look at how beautiful that is yeah how about
00:36:20
like this uh a $110,000 samurai sword do that that's a lot of money I know but that seems like a right the right price
00:36:26
for a highend one oh let me look at that one and that sounds like a good price $1,200 yeah that sounds I mean you're
00:36:32
never going to use it but this sounds like you're going to the swords of Northshire yeah i' get one of
00:36:39
those I guess we got to buy Ain gunto sad araki or any bad friends fans that are into metal work if you can make one and you can make a really good samurai sword we'll promotee it of course I will
00:36:52
we'll put we we'll hang it I want no I'm going to hang it in my house well we want it for the show we'll get two then we'll do any no anyone that's cuz we
00:36:59
know there's got to be a guy out there that knows how to do met guarantee 100 I guarantee it like a real authentic
00:37:06
Japanese Samurai so and I want you also I like the engraving into the steel yeah they like stamp like a symbol yes you
00:37:12
know what I mean yeah what is that it's a samurai sword that's back here how much is it I don't know where the
00:37:18
did that come from where did that come from been in the back I saw it when they went let me see it let me see it come here bring it over here wait seriously
00:37:24
yeah this like a real sword how long have we had this wow dude three years days R someone gave it to
00:37:30
Rudy for sure yeah it's not sharp at all you're not even flicking your finger it's nothing oh there it is yeah I can
00:37:36
hear it yeah it's not sharp at all wow it makes it even more dangerous why cuz Dell blades are more dangerous than
00:37:42
sharp ones why is that cuz you're more likely to cut someone let me see really that sounds so stupid then why
00:37:48
wouldn't every samurai sword be D yeah yeah why do why Samurai in movies constantly sharpening their swords why
00:37:53
would I sharpen any of my knives in yes dull knives are more dangerous than Sharp KN dll knives require more Force to cut increases the chance of
00:38:00
knce slipping and causing injury a Dull Knife you have less control over the blades direction for example when cutting a cantaloupe this is talking
00:38:05
about a kitchen knives yeah dude not swords generally more likely to bounce this is like nerd stat this is this is a
00:38:12
real sharp samurai sword they don't make a dull sword no samur imagine imagine the samurai go out and they come back and the master's like how did you P yeah yeah who did you kill let me let me
00:38:25
I'll be the samurai you be the samurai how did you perform how many you kill I injured four people but you killed them M chop I
00:38:39
injured four people what do injure mean one man I gave a light beard trim too okay okay but what about toi Hana the one that I told to go kill yes I
00:38:52
tried what happened to I tried to kill him but yeah what ended up happening you tell me I ended up giving him a massage with a sword what do you mean I
00:39:03
was stabbing him in the back yeah he di he said to the left to the right to the left you like a spage kind of oh my God and then yeah he made me wash his feet
00:39:14
after yeah it was now when I told you to get the sword you got the sharp sword right um did you go to the about that
00:39:22
blacksmith I told you to go to blacksmith about that yeah yeah tell me I read somewhere on the internet that
00:39:28
the do SW is are more dangerous oh did Sensei mcon tell you that Sensei M I told you he the Dum Dum wow wow dude unbelievable wow wow
00:39:40
yeah this is not sharp at all this is actually oddly dull getting stabbed or cut worst literal way to die I'm pretty
00:39:46
sure yeah I'm no not really stabbed to death no stabbed burning is probably you probably
00:39:53
lose sensation after a little bit I'd rather get stabbed to death than die buried alive in a
00:39:59
coffin I'm talking about um someone doing harm setting you on fire drowning you stabbing you shooting stabbing
00:40:05
drowning setting why can't be buried alive be a part of the equation that's a long play what do you mean that's a long play and also buried alive wouldn't hurt
00:40:11
that much You' die of carbon dioxide poisoning you would die but the the 24 hours of panic though I think you'd only
00:40:17
Panic for like 10 and then you'd be done 10 minutes 10 hours yeah that's insane I
00:40:22
know but just sweating you're scratching at the there's no way dud but then think about all the relief of the you don't have to do anymore or you know
00:40:29
what I at the 10th hour you're like I the podcast today umman and punch through yeah SK oh wow rather be so I
00:40:40
feel like we've talked about this before like how would we want to have we I don't know that's like basic 101 podcast
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money.com bfri rocket money.com bfri let's inter I want to interview one of these kids from the colleges you want to put one of these kids on the air why not I'll go pick one let Bobby Pick I'll 100% I could tell this one was the one
00:43:26
that definitely wanted to be on yeah I know she was a little chatty and when she walked chatty yeah real chatty she
00:43:32
she uh what's your name chatty in confident my name is Alex nice to meet you Alex great to meet you as well
00:43:38
you're confident huh I'm comfortable this is a fun chair squeaky Alex are you a Savage um I'd like to think I am what does savage mean it's an old slang term
00:43:50
I don't use it anymore yeah it's also it's very onpc to have that on your shirt considering the fact that you're sitting on Stolen land uhoh yeah that's
00:43:57
very dangerous to do you're perpetuating something that's very very dangerous and I got to tell you Alex this is very
00:44:03
scary it's not it's not a good way to start I'm just kidding with Alex clearly it's spooky season it's okay thank you
00:44:09
Alex where you from I'm from Connecticut they're all from Connecticut right doesn't everybody live out there oh I
00:44:14
can tell that area Hartford no West Haven ooh West hav girl yeah right next to New Haven so I hate Harford Connecticut no you don't don't say that the club there we don't hate it I don't
00:44:26
the club there don't hate anything about it funny bone I know you hate it yeah yeah Alex what year are you um I'm a
00:44:33
grad student yeah I was going to say you don't look you don't look like you're a first year like some of the people he brings in they look like fresh off of
00:44:40
the right like fresh off the boat Bri eyed bushy tailes what's your degree I'm in the Cinematic production management uh graduate program o what do you want to do um be an assistant director
00:44:51
producer ad is a good job yeah I'm very she kind of looks like one an ad no like
00:44:56
a like an assistant director or producer that's what an ad is that's I that's what just said yeah scar some people on
00:45:02
set you do look like an ad you have the energy of an ad for people at home that don't know what that means you look like you are organized a thanks you have to
00:45:10
be really organized you have to and you look um you have to handle so much information at one time and you have to
00:45:15
be good at talking about people right after they leave but they don't hear you exactly that's what you do I can feel that so hard okay so let's do a
00:45:22
scene Andrew and I are in a movie you're producing right we do a scene well she's not going to be a director so she's not
00:45:28
going to direct I know but she's going to talk about me because I'm a bad actor right no she's not yeah so let's let's so I'm we're going to do a scene
00:45:34
yeah and then I'm going to walk away like all right I'm wrapped right and then she's going to talk about me to me yeah to you cuz you're the other
00:45:40
act yeah Francisco where is my Medallion I don't have it Francisco you have it I don't have your
00:45:51
medallion adios my friend C all right I'm going to go get some coffee pleas all right all right see you L good seeing though good seeing you man different coverage or yeah I
00:46:02
think we we're good we're just going to use my side really audio I want that to be in their audios okay all that okay
00:46:09
I'll see see youer okay wow that was rough bad huh yeah I think uh we may need to find someone new you do is there any other actors that you have in mind that we hey guys I'm back oh God coffee
00:46:20
would you get me a coffee oh sure you want one yeah yeah what do you want in it just cream and sugar okay I'll be
00:46:25
right back thanks all right is there any other actors that you replace him with literally anyone else but off the top of your head who would come to mine a big
00:46:31
actor John Cena John Cena hey dude the coffe it's weird I just saw oh no I wanted it black I just saw John Cena oh he's here what is he doing here nothing
00:46:42
as far as I know maybe he's swinging by to say anyway he's wearing the same exact thing I'm wearing he is yeah it's
00:46:48
weird I think that's that's how he shows love wait he's will you can you go grab
00:46:54
him for us oh hold on but we're in Toronto and he's wearing what I'm wearing and it's weird I texted him and
00:46:59
told him what you were wearing oh okay anyway you want C just black coffee black coffee and thank you thanks okay
00:47:05
go thank God I was worried that he wasn't going to make it I was so nervous about that yeah cuz we got to get this
00:47:10
guy the out of here yeah I think it's time it is very much anyway dude dude it's so weird I I just ran into
00:47:16
John um Alex and I just told John I go get the out of here no yeah and he left wow okay yeah cuz he was he you
00:47:23
know what he was like I'm here to replace her I go that's not even real right yeah and I go the out of you piece of and he just got in the car
00:47:29
and left so let's you want to you got the camera well before we roll Alex I think had to say something to you yeah
00:47:35
you're doing thank you action where's The Medallion I don't have you yeah adios my friend
00:47:47
cut Alex good job thank you and you danced around the live awesome good this grad that grad SCH is paying off yeah
00:47:53
yeah very good hopefully do you like fancy I do I love love him every single time that I see him pop up on my little
00:47:59
Instagram when um you guys post about him I take a screenshot and I send it to our group chat and I'm like oh my god
00:48:05
look who it is and I get I get make him get so embarrassed especially when he gets recognized in public I
00:48:13
um he he gets he gets recognized and no be real no he does we were the Grand Central Market at Nono empanadas and
00:48:23
there guy working behind the counter recognized him and he got so embarrassed it was so adorable you take all these
00:48:29
kids to Grand Central Market huh that's your move that's like your date spot he knows he goes to the same spot he knows
00:48:36
he's going to get recognized now 100% that's why he takes him there yeah hey fancy what's up dog can I say something
00:48:42
so shy no he fakes it he fakes the shy and like oh no you know this and that but he loves it yeah it's so gross it's gross cuz he in in his heart he's like
00:48:53
I'm the man but he wants to act like oh I'm an you recognize me recogniz how could you recognize me people should start coming up to him more then people need to come up you're a piece of
00:49:04
garbage dude that's so gross you fancy yeah off dude so he gets recognized that's insane he does he
00:49:12
deserves it why does he he's the best he is great we love him so much he's okay he's literally Papa to us he's
00:49:18
a papa to you yeah like literally when I first heard about the qla program I asked my friend Grace who came up here
00:49:24
and she was like oh my God Andreas is Po Papa he is your father like as soon as you come up here zaddy if you will
00:49:30
indeed yeah you're a zad wait wait you do you fly there to teach or is it Zoom they come to they come to you to me come to me he won't he won't go all the way to us we have to go all the way to him
00:49:43
but do you understand everything that he says all the time or no do you guys occasionally catch yourself going what the we smile and wave you do yes
00:49:49
that's good we nod yes goodbye thank you you do that to him smart good like what kind of movie would you produce if you
00:49:56
wanted to produce one let's say if I let's say we him and I were like you I mean the new Weinstein but
00:50:04
not yeah yeah cinemat we're the Cohen Brothers you could have picked anybody else all right so what mov no let's forget we're just we're just you know I mean we're just Jews I'm we're the fine
00:50:18
scene we're the fine SC the movie's called just Jews yeah yeah yeah you know I'm I'm LS Feinstein this is Frank
00:50:24
Feinstein we're the Feinstein Brothers Feinstein Brothers pict some movie P you a movie yeah yeah yeah how you doing my
00:50:30
back I'm sorry o you know what what Frank okay go ahead all right like any I'm his brother Frank oh oh you're doing regular voice
00:50:46
this is how I talk that's how you've always talk that's that's how I always talk it's a choice go oh I think you
00:50:52
guys would be really good in an overly dramatic soap opera given your personalities ooh ooh that's interesting
00:50:58
but I thought you were pitching us a movie not analyzing our you know what I mean our well I mean a great movie
00:51:03
already takes into account their actor's potential Behavior so that's what I think that sounds like school yeah that
00:51:09
sounds like school did that to you yeah yeah yeah she's right she's going to be good yeah you really are going to be
00:51:14
good huh a thank you and then you'll be able to say you knew me when whoa that is it's a tough business we'll see we'll see it's a really tough business it is
00:51:26
isn't it and him and I you know have gone through the ringer ringer for many many years we're still being rung oh
00:51:33
yeah yeah but we're I think we're seeing the the bright side of the Sunny Side of our hard work yeah but you know what it
00:51:40
feels like to me the business still a grind if the business feels like you know a drive-thru car wash you ever been in a drive-through car wash you know you
00:51:45
put you're the gas station it's magical right it is isn't it but you know what happens when you're in the dead middle of it you're like whoa look at all that
00:51:53
soap and all of the arms want to be all over your car yeah yeah yeah yeah but you know what
00:51:58
starts happening you start to see that the end is coming you see it and you see it and you get closer and it inches you closer and you're like wait what about I want to you to the rear right and you
00:52:09
see Matt R back there there he is getting rubbed right right and you're like oh I'm at the and ahead of you is like Tom
00:52:16
Papa an old guy he's a great guy but no Steve travitz or something or whatever yeah yeah and you're like oh I see the end of and then a big guy comes over to
00:52:27
you and just blows on you to get you dried off and you're all dry and you're crackling and your hands look old and your face is all weird now yeah and then nobody wants you to go through
00:52:39
the car wash anymore yeah that's so sad yeah but that's life Welcome to the biz kid you teach that at your dumb little school I forgot that part yeah well read the book read the book on
00:52:51
the biz that me and the kids I'm inspired but then then sometimes you see a car go back around
00:52:57
and go through the car wash again yeah I've seen a couple of cars go back go back in and then they get again right at in their 60s and you're like oh we can go back maybe yeah do you believe
00:53:08
you're that car I think I'm already back in though you're back in for your second time I would arue some would argue it's
00:53:13
maybe your third time it could be my third time back in the car wash right I cut in line I'm almost out of my first
00:53:19
one no you're in the second one I'm in the first one no you're in the second one I never went through I have my ticket still I'll show you I never went
00:53:25
through the first time I think work holics not workaholic Mixology failed sitc I know I
00:53:30
think Mixology that whole time period with with uh Punk and that whole little was your first time in the car wash let me tell you something prash what that was pre-wash that was all pre-wash that
00:53:41
was the vacuum in the carpet and stuff that's all that was well then if that's the case I'm in my first wash then you're in your second wash no I'm in my
00:53:47
first Wash Guys he's in Mad TV Mad TV that was that was just like Mixology you it's so stupid that's a bad
00:53:53
joke it was a cultural iconic show shut up you were that was your first one anyway do we know this to be true we do
00:53:59
how old are you I'm 21 okay so you don't know any of this you don't know what we're talking about no not you don't even know you don't know what Mad TV is
00:54:06
no oh wow oh my god do you know what 911 was absolutely how my parents talked about it a couple of old whites they would they would talk right when she's born yeah you know 911 happened close to
00:54:19
here what oh no she's a baby Alex what the let's do it you know how why it was so hard to get you into this
00:54:35
country because of the flight restriction how old were you when you came to the United States Alex I was
00:54:41
actually one years old oh my God that's the one-year-old Alex yeah yeah and sweetheart it took us so long no karate we said no Cara
00:54:53
sweetheart we told you it took you so long to get here because of planes that hit
00:55:02
buildings okay so that's pretty cool that's pretty cool yeah good for you Alex um Alex okay
00:55:09
we love Alex very much thank you so much we're going to find somebody else a great are you a fan of the show by the way do you know us I can tell she's not
00:55:15
no no I actually didn't know but I have since followed the Instagram you don't have to it's okay we I want to see all
00:55:21
of Andreas that pops up okay good please do make fun of him please watch him all right should we get one more student or
00:55:26
no do you want to just talk a little bit all right Alex you can jump back out thank you you're the best Alex Alex was great your Vibe is great your
00:55:33
personality is great love you we love you um let's do one more interview maybe are you picking another person yeah
00:55:39
great yeah two guys raised our hands I had two well let him go yeah let them go are the both the mics turned on roommates yeah they're roommates yeah
00:55:46
we've we've heard this game before yeah yeah yeah we're roommates dad I promise yeah sit in that chair there this guy I really like this guy your Vibe I like I
00:55:56
remember you you walked in first right yes grab the microphone grab the mic put it right to your mouth remember to there
00:56:02
we go vocalize are you nervous get closer closer to the mic to your face sounds like the old days yeah yeah the
00:56:07
closer to the mic yeah are you nervous you see that you're nervous well this is yeah I get it are you nervous a little
00:56:13
bit yeah a little bit so so what year are you guys at School freshman both of you no no I'm a grad student you
00:56:20
seriously yeah how old are you 21 grad student at 21 right do you get out at school at right how old are you I'm 20
00:56:27
but I'm technically a third year but I graduate this year but you you some sort of Prodigy yeah are you are you a genius
00:56:34
I think everyone here we all part of an accelerated program yeah we take like seven classes per semester holy wow
00:56:41
you guys don't play fortnite or anything like that huh no time what's your name dude pull that out Franco Franco Frank O
00:56:48
or Franco like a nickname oh it's f r a n c o Franco yeah say it like that next time say Franco Franco fr FR what is your name again I don't know no what is what is
00:57:00
your name Franco say it with some francoo oh very good very good what's your name again I'm Zach z n let's that add some juice to that name this is Fran Zach
00:57:13
dude Zach man there it is very Jamaican twist I like that what's what's your name they just sat down hey what's your name's your name what's your name Franco no no no
00:57:24
you got to say confidence rehearsed it Frank Franco Franco Fran no no no Franco loud Franco no no no Fran Franco Franco
00:57:36
I am a Franco I'm a Franco okay that I don't like my you're Italian right I'm 100% Italian are you oh in your face dude wow I knew that already when he said I've never seen him
00:57:49
at the meetings yeah yeah yeah and what's your name dude uh I'm Zach dude Zach dude dude dude Zach nailed it
00:57:56
exactly D we rehearsed it Zack nailed it so Franco what do you want to do when you grow up uh I want to get into TV you
00:58:03
want to buy a TV oh yeah that's my dream you want to work at Best Buy what's going on here dude yeah no I collect
00:58:08
CRTs all the time you know do you really oh yeah you want to produce TV shows yeah write them write write them yeah
00:58:16
are you a good you seem like a good writer yeah I've been writing I've written like three three scripts in the
00:58:23
middle of writing another one right now wow like yeah uh TV right now like I got
00:58:28
to get better at writing more like TV length episodes cu the first one I wrote was like 78 pages so what yeah yeah TV
00:58:35
has no bounds now you can make whatever you want isn't that something you teach them that there's no the old structural Days Are Over I bet you he's a a little
00:58:41
finicky isn't he he probably says you can't write too many pages that you won't even get it through to The Blacklist or whatever the he puts
00:58:48
on you guys you you your own artistic Vision Franco whatever you feel in the guts of it it is Tarantino didn't listen
00:58:54
to any of those rules look at how he turned out to be he broke that he smashed down the wall we
00:59:00
don't need your books say that to him say I don't need your books I don't need your bcks Andre whoa well that
00:59:06
was a little aggressive not lie it's not what I was trying to get through how about you Zach you same thing uh no I'm
00:59:12
PR media studies double major double major double ma public relations showing off a little bit Rel yeah yeah yeah and
00:59:18
what what what can you do with that I don't know you can be in PR right now I'm working as a publicist intern oh
00:59:24
cool you want to be publicist uh no after doing that for the last nine weeks definitely do not want to be a publicist
00:59:30
what do you want to do uh I have no clue right good for you you have so much time 20 years old yeah yeah you got so much
00:59:35
time you have so much time dude unbelievable but but we both know that you guys want to be in entertainment uh
00:59:41
of some degree yeah yeah but in New York you're you're never moving to LA right I'm already in New York so right you're
00:59:47
never yeah right good for you and you're not going to move to LA yeah I'm probably going to stay in New Jersey stay in New Jersey God bless so uh
00:59:54
Franco you like telling stories yeah tell us one yeah that's one all right anything that you anything how about how with this let's let's just give him a scenario maybe no actually if
01:00:06
you want I got a really good story from one of my jobs work or my job work this I would love to hear it let's hear it so
01:00:12
uh so I over the summer I worked at AMC at a local AMC Theater I live bought and
01:00:18
hold on time out ticket ripping you name it I did the tickets popcorn I clean theaters
01:00:28
afterwards and can I ask one last question because I don't know much about that what's the worst thing you've seen in a
01:00:33
theater uh I had to mob up someone's vomit wow was he on AIC no it was it was a [Laughter] kid there pretty time frankco go ahead
01:00:48
IMX or the parmesan was bad yeah but there was one night I was working at concessions and uh out of nowhere the we hear yelling
01:00:59
coming from one of the halls and there is a black couple and a trans lesbian couple w w w w w w if you're making is this show going on Bravo Jesus yeah good problem
01:01:14
an Andy Cohen Show what going definitely cable though yeah this has got to be cable yeah so um all right go ahead so
01:01:20
there's a black couple and a trans couple yelling at each other yeah all fighting fighting wow let me get and they were let me guess what movie how long ago was this this was in August
01:01:32
August August um they were walk watching hold on August this summer this past summer yeah they were watching Jo Joker
01:01:41
or whatever that's called they were watching alien Romulus oh oh great movie by the way I loved it and it's also nice to know for the alien Romulus people that your movie obviously unites a very
01:01:51
vast variety of people yeah a black couple and a trans lesbian cou that's pretty broad go ahead Franco so what happened was apparently one of the trans women was speaking on her phone during
01:02:01
the movie Her bad so they start arguing and they're getting taken out secur it's
01:02:07
getting bad security what are they arguing about oh about the phone one of the trans people on their phone and the
01:02:12
black man or woman was was yelling at them it was the guy the the black gentleman was yelling at them saying you
01:02:18
were on your phone during ramulus I wanted to watch the movie the guy was not helping any matters out he
01:02:23
was making like dumb com comments like oh like you're not a real woman or something like that who was thrown in
01:02:29
you're not a real woman yeah wow that's where you go though when you're in a fight with maybe even worse uh he was
01:02:35
recording it the the alter creation which you know the best way to diffuse scenario is to immediately take a your
01:02:40
phone and start recording the trans person was recording the black people or the black the black was the trans person
01:02:46
still on their phone were they still on the phone that would have been so funny to still be on the phone during the f I remember one of them was saying like oh
01:02:53
like you that's your free speech that was one of the comments uh they start the Black Op starts
01:02:59
getting exited out and he says okay sir to one of them why did the black guy get
01:03:05
exited out and the other people did not interesting move AMC and let me guess about the phone the trans phone used to
01:03:10
be an iPhone but now it's a Samsung yeah what ended up happening though was it's strange those parts aren't
01:03:21
compatible yeah they're not compatible you think you could use the same charger but you can't you can't you know you should be able to but nowadays you can
01:03:27
they're all USBC aren't they and what happening was one of the one of the trans women ran up to him swung at him
01:03:35
he ducked underneath her oh my God picked her up and Bonnie slammed her into the floor it was really like wow
01:03:42
like a wrestling event they are athletic Inc they are ath wait wait was the black person took the took the trans or trans
01:03:48
took the black the trans person tried to punch the black guy exactly and he ducked you never try to punch a black
01:03:54
guy that's my book I have a it's out on right now yeah so it was now what did you do you were still you were at the popcorn machine yeah I was at concession so I I was watching you want
01:04:08
a medium or a large that's all you're thinking you don't want to get involved it was especially awkward cuz you know we still had to work as it was going on
01:04:15
so you know like trying to like figure out what is happening all about people saying like wild that's a crazy
01:04:22
story did and the fight ended with the cops coming I imagine yeah the police were called you didn't call the cops did
01:04:28
you no you know why say in that camera say Franco ain't no snitch you say that right in that camera Franco ain't no
01:04:34
snitch perfect perfect perfect cut love that yeah you know that's a great story I I mean honest inory that movie theater
01:04:40
working is very interesting to me because you see a lot of types of people come through right and they're mostly
01:04:46
nice to you no one's mean to you are they mean to you at the concession no I've never been mean to a you know I've never seen a mean person at the movie
01:04:53
theater isn't that interesting I've never seen someone like get attitudy with a person working at the theater cuz
01:04:58
where would it come from oh okay what I'm saying is like you walk into a retail store sometimes someone's being short with someone that's working in
01:05:04
retail yeah cuz I've had I've had fights in a theater with C other customers yeah
01:05:09
that's what I'm saying but not to these people because who's going to get mad what the are they doing they didn't do anything wrong yeah but other people
01:05:15
yeah like this like the trans couple and the black couple fighting they were mad at each other but you guys don't get you don't ever have somebody be rude to you
01:05:22
no no that's great that's a great gift do you get to watch movies are free there or no oh yeah that's the G that's
01:05:27
the perk that's why you do it I saw alien Romulus in IMAX and I spent Z yeah including rig the system huh how many times did you see it though I only saw it once because it was what movie
01:05:38
have you watched in in the theater more than once in general or while I was there while you were there I saw dead
01:05:43
bone Wolverine twice twice you loved it yeah pretty you ever do you ever go turn on a movie uh when no one's there and just watch it by yourself no I can't
01:05:50
you're you don't want to be a little bad boy no you're not allowed to be up there where the the projector cuz it's a fancy
01:05:56
guy that works up there that guy you get up there and you do it did you end up seeing Borderlands No I did not
01:06:03
but it play in theater did anybody see it yeah yeah there were people there there was they had a really cool uh
01:06:09
popcorn bucket it was like a literally like clap trap it was metal actually pretty cool never saw that's cool I
01:06:14
didn't up see it why I didn't play G twice I didn't play the game so I have like no attention interesting
01:06:20
interesting interesting interesting interesting interes that's a pop TR popcorn bucket you got were selling
01:06:26
that's neat that's amazing whatever you got to do you know to get the you know we you know Jack Black sat right there
01:06:31
Jack Black sat in that very chair that you're in sick do you know about this show have you guys ever seen this show I
01:06:36
have yes yes I can feel that in my bones I called my brother to tell him I was uh coming here and he was very excited he's
01:06:42
a huge fan what's his name Ben say hi to Ben say hi to Ben Ben what's up you suck that's right do perfect that's right
01:06:48
does exactly what a brother would do yeah you B you look like a Sarah Silverman fan Franco I makes you say
01:06:54
that Franco do you like stand up yeah I do who who's your favorite stand up would you say I've only gone to like a few shows
01:07:02
sure but like who do you think you like who aligns with you the most in your mind you'd go you know who I like if somebody said let's say you're out with
01:07:09
a group of friends and there's a cute chick and she's like uh you know who I love I love Matt re he's so hot
01:07:14
do you like stand up do you like stand up yeah who do you like uh I like to Lou sh Gomez I saw him you like Lis Gomez
01:07:22
yeah of skankfest yeah oh that's of legion of skank oh and you're part of our family I had no idea I'm not going
01:07:28
to lie I would not have picked that for you that's insane I would have not picked that for you I saw him and big J live whoa they're our friends wow wait a
01:07:36
minute you're cool so then you would like this show do you know this show I didn't hear about until I met uh Andreas
01:07:43
good well we're low on the totem pole I guess I guess we're lower than we thought that hurts me it does me too a
01:07:49
little bit anyway um I'm glad at least you said those guys cuz those guys are funny yeah you guys were you two are
01:07:54
great we love you you so much get give it a hand for these that was great great job boys all right guys you know um we we love to say we have so many things to be
01:08:04
grateful for yeah we really do yeah I can't think of any right now no we of course I do I'm grateful for you
01:08:10
grateful for you our family I'm more I am very grateful I'm being genuine right now I'm grateful for our fans I really
01:08:16
am I've been saying it at all my live shows uh genuinely I thank the crowd from the bottom of my heart it means so
01:08:21
much to us we do really love you yeah I'm so stoked you guys always come along for the ride and you're open for weird
01:08:27
strange absurd comedy uh and thank you we do love you I really appreciate you thank you for being a bad
01:08:32
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