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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian
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dude you two are disgusting you or something we're bad
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friends I forgot that part did it start yes it sucks
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already it's way to loud in my head I don't know who your last psychotic guest was but yeah yeah don't take shots at
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previous guests oh sorry was it Hillary Duff it was yeah yeah it was the dster the dster did like me yeah um it
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happened what what is your name Lisa Gilroy clap her hands clap the hands of
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the Lisa you're so talented I I I'm a enamored by you you're what enamored is
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that is that the right word that's so nice Bobby I'm enamored by you a good word did I get that word wrong no you
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got it right it was beautiful I can't believe you make your guest sit in this chair full of fart Jack BL black sat on
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that did you fill it up with farts we did yeah yeah Jack Black yeah Jack Black farts are magical farts does it get
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refilled all the time CU it's pretty firm yeah never been refilled we filled it up one time really yeah is it not comfortable um it's okay I had a chair
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like this in my room when I was a little girl when I was a little girl and now you're a big girl now I'm actually
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pretty big oh I like that character you make up a char on the spot is that how talented you are sure give me give me a
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suggestion a baker in the 1950s w a piie wow did you see that dude pretty
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good yeah we should call Pixar or something yeah call Pixar yeah do you have what give me a
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character can you call Pixar Pixar yeah I can call Pixar really yeah I'll give you a character yeah yeah um one of the
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cars from Cars but it's broken and it's a bus but it's a it's a it's a little
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tiny bus that only a shrimp kiny okay Santino this one's for Bobby
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right hey Santino look at me you can have a turn next
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oh awesome hey TRS let's go that's really good pretty good yeah
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give Andrew one he's so good at this okay yours is um okay okay okay okay a
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guy who's like middle-aged who's a podcaster who lives in La okay
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hey what's up yeah welcome back to the show yeah it's so good awesome I there
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his tongue is out you know yeah yeah I'm a psychic can I be add on to it or no yeah
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I'm so sorry no no no go ahead that's funny okay you do if you do that character you do the character that's like the sidekick of the podcaster okay
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go ahead and let's say wait wait I'll give you more like character stuff to color it out so like let's say you're you're kind of mean and you're kind of
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stupid okay go yeah yeah yeah well welcome back to our show uh yeah idiot
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guest yeah we had a guest yeah perfect perfect
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right that's so awes he's confused he didn't even know that there was a guy yeah I I got that I thought you did it
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please so what company are you in again yeah what are you talking about what improv Troup are you in oh um I guess
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just right now I do ascat and dinosaur ascat and dinosaur both UCB are those
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not the two most embarrassing names of things you've ever heard I just heard them for the first time I saying who's in dinosaur Paul Shear Rob hubel robas
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enough said enough said would you like them what what am I like them do you like them yeah I love them Jason manukas
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Jason manukas yeah so talented you know can I tell you is this UCB am I wrong it is UCB uh it's no our show is monthly at
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the Largo Largo can I tell you a compliment about Jason manzuk sure um I was on a sitcom called Animal Practice
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it's so good have you seen it shut the [ __ ] up why do I do I bring up Mixology I wish you would it was my
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favorite show that I ever did yeah so there there was a sitcom on NBC called
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and my the star was the monkey he's on the right is that the same monkey from Friends Marcel what is that the same
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monkey from Friends it is exactly is it actually yeah yeah yeah and so look at the poster right whoa whoa whoa Tyler
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leine Betsy sadaro oh I love Betsy yeah she's great who's the girl on the front
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left Tyler Laine he just said yeah Tyra Laine
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I actually love so the show got cancelled and it was the duh can I get a
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duh duh and can I get a wolf I don't know I was thinking cuz it's animal practice and I was going to um Seth
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Meyers birthday party name drop you know who produce it huh the Russo
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Brothers Joe and Anthony Russo Joe welcome to the Russo brothers pizza place this is we produce TV shows end
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game after end game did Captain America's Civil War right
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endgame all those ones age of neutron everybody has a flop here and there uh
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oh oh [ __ ] you dude what have you done a movie that you can't even get off the ground right that we're not going to
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[ __ ] do we're going to do it you're all talk wait you wrote a movie for the gang to star in it's a zombie movie yeah
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he had funding so we're all going to fly out not you but I was going to fly out to Spain I wasn't going to do it right and then the last minute he's like I
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lost I lost funing I'm like no [ __ ] Bobby why didn't you just fund it I don't believe in the
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project I don't I don't believe in the Project G Roy well why were you going to star in it then anyway can I finish
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thisday I was going to the Seth yes you have a comp right and then and then so I was walking down sunset from the store
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and um then behind me Jason manice just walked by me then he looked at me and he
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paused he gave me a side hug and he goes I'm so sorry about your show and and I
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go I didn't know him that well and I thought what a nice guy mhm you know what I mean to um be there for me in
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that Mo what what are you thinking I was thinking well um maybe
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he didn't know well I was thinking he he meant I'm sorry that you're on the show he said
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I'm sorry about your show that's nice that it got canceled no he didn't know it got canceled he saying I'm sorry that you're on that show you think that's
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what it was that's what I think he was saying he saw a trailer was like [ __ ] dog I'm sorry you're on that show and
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you are you guys like feeling the puns that are flying around in the air I you said he paused and said sorry about your
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show and then you said he paused and said sorry dog that your show got canceled yeah we get it we're saying so many animal things it's kind of like the
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chemistry in here is electric are you guys feeling that yeah exactly get it
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we're having so much fun never seen your ankles before well you still haven't I'm wearing red socks do you see them on the
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camera yeah what is a body part that you don't like about yourself belly button too deep too
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deep yeah mine de way too deep I could get lost in there yeah mine's so deep it goes out the back wow and it's it's
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giving meida for real w wow it's very deep what about you what's the body part
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you don't like can I tell I have a story about my belly button you can't take the one that she just said that's impos no it's just a story it has nothing to do
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with that I don't like my belly button oh yeah yeah yeah something so I literally for 20 years never cleaned it
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my belly button thanks for coming by Lisa and I was with a girl it was so
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embarrassing we're in bed and she goes why is your BL button black I go what do
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you mean she goes I mean when I look at it it's like just like a black dot well I go I've never looked at it and she
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like is it dirty so I stuck my finger in it and I did a scoop it was like a scoop
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of soil e it was so embarrassing and she was like I'm going to go home or
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something like that she went imagine if you just grew something in there it would be so cute yeah what plant a little she like a tomato a tomato plant
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yeah anyway um and now I clean it religiously so was dirt in there from you were flopping around in the mud no
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it's 20 years of not cleaning it yeah but what would get in there what Dirt has access to your belly you're telling me you're not rolling down the hill
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sometimes you're just rolling down hill you don't Frolic lady I do but I usually have a t-shirt on okay well I do it shirtless yeah shirtless and you got
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dirt and debris in there yeah is there a body part you don't like about yourself I asked you first but yeah oh I I'll
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tell you mine what is it my testicles and I'll tell you why it's the wrong col by Lisa it's the it's the
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wrong color it oh no well no no no they get lonely so they morphed into one
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they've joined each other you the term two peas in a pod that's what my nuts do and the pot is the dick and the balls
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are inside you got it no I'm scared for you yeah anyway it's the COL two Animal
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Hospital Animal Practice Animal Practice yeah sorry I'm the a [ __ ] idiot yeah yeah would have been a great call back
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though yeah thanks I'll try again later yeah yeah try to use another animal practice um reference but my point is is that it's a too dark of a purple mhm
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you've seen it I I have it's way too dark no it's it's very dark I'm thinking about going getting bleached no leave it
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as it is no I purple color is probably coming from blood inside your body which is normal right no it's actually not
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your your your testicles should not be a a darkle dramatically different color like curdled blood it shouldn't look like that you
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know know if you like squeeze your fingertip and it turns purple is it like that exactly you know and there's a ring
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a purple ring around my the actual shaft let's move on that's Ring Worm bro you
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got to get to Animal Hospital practice oh [ __ ] who [ __ ] cares about that
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show I know I know exactly you've never have you been on a sitcom no touche
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you're on a show right now it's not a sitcom but you're on a television show I am what's your show
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called you are what the [ __ ] you on inter Chinatown oh yeah but that's not I'm not that's not right now I mean I
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didn't that's on the yeah you're on that show you're series regular so when you're streaming you're just on something forever so if Jennifer andison
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was here you'd be like you're on a show right now right friends no no she's on a show she actually is on a show right now
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it's on Apple yeah but what are you talking about what are you talking about well if you're on a show you're on a
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show is the show so you've been on a show before yeah right is the show on the air right now it's on Hulu which
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means it's going to be there for a long time that's right so you're on the show until they take it down you're on the show oh okay I didn't know they told me I was off the show oh you got kicked off
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yeah no be no be real is that really yeah well I think it's done I think it's it's a limited series so it's over it's
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like you got fired it's just the whole Show's done feels like I got fired dude Well yeah if you don't have a job it
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does feel like you got in our animated show she should do a voice we already talked about it okay you're having an animated show none of your business
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please all right you're in should I say please or should I say please please wow not no not the last
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want the last one oh I love that one okay that's a really good one yeah what character can that be she's a lady who
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is a mailman mail carrier a mail carrier thank you why do you do stand up
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sometimes a little okay do you go on the road ever I've been on the road before yeah yeah as a headline or a feature no
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I'm just kidding I was saying like I've been on the road like I in a car um no I don't like tour doing standup I just do
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sometimes stand up around here in the little different theaters like UCB and Largo and Dynasty and stuff but if we
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like if we had a show hypothetically yeah and goes hey Lisa do you want to do 15 minutes could you do it I could do it
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okay that'd be fun yeah she could yeah she could could I do it in this voice please yeah I want to do love is
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blind with your audience and I want to do it in this voice and I want to have I want to be in a garbage bag the whole time with a
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microphone have have you always been like this as a kid even no as a kid I was an accountant I was very serious
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when did this Blossom a that's it's a sweet little thing to say um when did
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what Blossom my the show the TV show Blossom when was that on the air dat that was such an impact on me I
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collected hats like how she had those hats she was so rad she was so cool I remember thinking about I was like that girl's like the coolest chick on TV yeah
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what's her name again Blossom thank you when did your comedy Instinct kick it
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in um I guess mayam BC yeah isn't she a [ __ ] isn't she like a a NASA level
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yes isn't that so cool it's pronounced NASA by the way NASA NASA level genius yeah yeah she really is she's a neurosci
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stem Advocate wow can you believe you know what's so funny we don't even know what that means STEM Science technology
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engineering math Jinx what 79 10 10 11 12 13 14 15 your sister's going to die
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in a crash [ __ ] let me call my sister real fast Lisa sorry I guess it just
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always been there your comedy instinct when did your comedy Instinct arrive [ __ ] you well well I want to know part
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of your [ __ ] arrogant way about things that you
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do really Roy says I'm sorry I accident okay so be careful driving the roads
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tonight I love you see that's interesting because you technically won the Jinx battle but because I said
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something bad you thought you lost it when you go to 15 and does Jinx you're F you're next to Kin sibling that is what happens when you go to 15 I don't know
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Canada might be different than the states but here it is if you go to 15 Oh Canada I remember yeah you have to remember that's where you're from Oh
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Canada your dreams are going to die your people are weak hey that was
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right I made that up we love Canadians they're the best they just beat us in hockey yeah what a game did you watch
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that do you care for Nations for Nations was TI Toronto or uh Vancouver are those are my options from where I get to be
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from no where you from I'm from Edmonton Alberta edmont Edmonton we talked about it earlier we did yeah are your parents
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um oil people sh don't bring it up we're not allowed to my dad is an oil
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monstera when are you going to come back and visit me
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exactly I'm slamming the door Dad I'm locking it he just goes the door yeah
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yeah wow how's that he sounds mean but he's nice oil monster you're the best at
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that thank you yeah see I'm not allowed to ask these questions what the [ __ ] I didn't say you weren't [ __ ] off oh
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that's Canadian see yeah that yeah that was canadi that's Canadian and you're wearing a toque as well which is did you start your career in Canada or here la
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love the word toque toque is an infinitely better word than beanie to T that's what I use it that's your cousin
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yeah you [ __ ] a toque [ __ ] you have a different word for balaclavas um baklava love very you like that yeah
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yeah it's a greek dessert anyway um and we're back to
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manukas yeah right back to yeah yeah so did you start there or did you start in LA started in Edmonton I was doing
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improv there wow and I was a Drama teacher where' you meet her
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husband but in Edmonton in Edmonton you moved out here together yeah children no
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okay except for these two yeah pick me home Mommy yeah yeah do you want them I actually feel a little
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like yeah you guys are two Little Rascals it's like I've spent time with each of you individually and now you're together and you might gang up on me but
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I don't sense it happening I think I could kind of create a wedge in between I think we've created such a nice enironment for you to come to do not
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only that and I find it to be I hey Lisa Gilroy I find that sentiment to be rude
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thank you and I want to tell you know because there something you said the last time Bobby sorry let's gang up on it right yeah yeah I want to gang up the
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last time that you said you said to me you go I thought you were going to be crazy but you're like super nice and
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sweet it's a thing that you assume that rattles my mind first of all I didn't say that to you I know she said that
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about you both of us she said she said she goes I thought you were going to be mean mean that's what it was yeah yeah we're not mean we're nice we're [ __ ]
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nice yeah you toque hell yeah yeah dude you're toque
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[ __ ] well now me and Megan are going to gang up on you guys right Megan she's so skinny she's invisible but
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she's she's hot as hell and she's a neuroscientist wow and Megan and I are sisters and she um oh what girl you're
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crazy what did she say what did she say she said she has a crush on one of you and she's not going to say who I already
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know your that's your way of saying that he's handsome if it's Carlos I'm going to be [ __ ] Megan Megan told me I
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don't want to I don't want to but she has the Asian fish cause any problems you know you think she has an Asian FSH
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your imaginary friend let me ask her you can't say
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that oh [ __ ] and you shouldn't say that you should not yeah Megan anyway let's play a game how shut
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up weird eyes that's what she said about me move on that's actually exactly what she said I know that's what I um do you
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guys have some sort of horn sound or something you can play oh God we can do it ourselves we do them all the time ready yeah which one do you like I'll go
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first go that's right welcome everyone to the
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Friendship championships today I have Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino and we are going to absolutely test them on years
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of friendship now I've spoken to the boys ahead of time and I've gotten their answers to these questions it's a bit of a Newlywed Game all right first question
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is for you Bobby yeah Andrew once described your head as looking like what
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a a dead kid's head yeah b a toilet Covered In Piss yeah or c a lemon head
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lemon head whole head your whole head yeah looks like a like you know the lemon
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head guy that's what you look like y I know that and do the reason why he
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said lemon because of the yellow no no no no no it's just the shape it's just the O it's the it's the yellow had
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nothing to do with it this question is for stiner there we
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go me now Bobby once described your head as a a penis b a boil or c a woman's
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head I'm going to go with B boil you your whole head looks like a [ __ ] boil yeah
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aw this is great oh what a fun show yeah and for the final round
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final round final round wow
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exactly okay this question is for Bobby if Santino grew up with you and was a
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little boy with you when you were both growing up as little boys what would he do every day this is an open-ended
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question he would give me a wedgie let's take a look at the board if I grew up with you I would have punched
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you as hard as I could every day okay very close I don't think that's true I
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think it's true and it's rude if we grew up together yeah you already said you punch them as hard as you could every
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day we'd be you know how close we would have been when we were little boys little if we were in the same
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generation I know that's not taking a shot I'm saying if we literally grew up in the same time it would we would have been such buddies Troublemaker dude you
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know what I would do with you if you were my sister what every day that's the show I would
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sneak into your room I would clip hairs from you oh God it's not no it's it's that weird no it's just yes well
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definitely [ __ ] weird it's not weird wait I'm listening thank you he out he him out and then I would find a a a
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squirrel skull a a squirrel squirrel a squirrel skull they're all over the
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place yeah in the woods right and I would find the perfect one you could just make right and what I would do is I
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would make a a demonic Epitaph right I would take this a
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hillbilly elery yeah yeah I would take this hairs right jam it in the [ __ ] squirrel's your mind and their mouth
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part of the skull like in that part right it' be sticking out I take a stick right I would probably put like frog
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warts okay I think it that does something like frog skin the warts just the warts You' I would squirt it on it
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you know what I mean yeah that makes sense right and then I would get black candles black candles yeah and I would
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put a circle and put this EP is is that the right word Epitaph no yes fig no no
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F no yeah fig sure right and I would do demon like seances
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you right whatever right yeah and it would haunt you and I would be gleefully
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laughing anyway I love I always wanted a brother yeah yeah yeah you know what I
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would do with you Bobby if I were your brother yeah I would have been adopted so be be careful we could be halves
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that's true I would I would um I would get a soccer ball and I would knock on your door and ask ask you if you wanted
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to kick it around in the backyard that's nice and then I'd say I'm getting bullied at
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school and only one I trust thanks for spending this time with
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me I I take it back then I won't clip your hair as I make it here comes a bully yeah hey
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Lee uh stay away from my brother I'm sick of your dumb sister coming around the school acting all smart cuz she's in
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stem yes oh God Bobby this is my teacher Mr M she is dumb what yeah
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you want to see my I made a little thing what what did you make yeah and maybe
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you could join the science like an effigy or something like an effigy dude right show it to me look at it keep it in my pocket all day long those black
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candles those are black candles right W these are her hair you're awesome Lee yeah do you feel sick at night yeah
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Bingo whoaa
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something like I'm here or something and he went I swear to God in front of the class in the whole class the whole class
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laughed and I laughed too nervously it's terrible in my mind I was like I don't think that's right I think that's not
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okay yeah yeah yeah did you have one teacher that you like loved as a kid that you were like they're so they're the coolest nicest I didn't have that
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experience because teachers you a bad kid same I was a I had one teacher that
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ha that loved me so much be but he also hated me where he's like you're oh yeah
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okay I had one of those Mr B was mine yeah we all have one that they're like I wish you weren't such a disruption cuz
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you're such a like you're a fun light yeah that's so true Mr bman he on the last day of school he gave me a Blues
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Brothers poster cuz I loved I was really into the Blues Brothers love and I was so excited it was like at the beginning of the last class and he was like You'
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been you know you're czy good here here a poster and then by the end of class he was like I got to take that poster away
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from you cuz you're talking so it was like it became a punishment immediately couldn't even be a nice gift you like
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The Blues Brothers yeah I I was really into I was really into them when I was incredible you don't you didn't like the
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Blues Brothers no I so I did a move with Jim balushi oh here iconic four months
00:26:04
ago Animal Hospital the movie oh you're so good I can't get what
00:26:11
I want to buy you that's wonderful oh wow what a wonderful
00:26:16
treatment what a good experience I like it oh no yeah I'm about to snap why
00:26:22
don't I'm about to go ape [ __ ] crazy oh no no no AP [ __ ] like animal h
00:26:31
anyway um and him and Dan Dan arroy still tour with bles brother I found that interesting yeah oh I didn't know
00:26:37
that the other balushi yeah no Dan akroy and Jim balushi oh yeah D bui's brother yeah Jim
00:26:45
balushi in his own right was a star he was a sitcom col gym I just didn't realize that I guess he could sing as
00:26:50
well as John he can wow yeah and he can do a lot
00:26:55
of things like John did wow okay it's not the talent is in the family that's awesome okay I don't like your line of
00:27:02
questioning here she's being that's just an honest line of question that's I don't you're right I'm being awful thank you I love you thanks for doing it I
00:27:09
love you too are you okay did you have a grumpy day I I was telling these guys I haven't been sleeping much yeah Haven
00:27:14
been sleeping and it's been 5 days of like holding within my C and so I don't you just come in your belly button no I
00:27:22
have not I'm trying to not to you know I mean relieve myself in that way that's why his balls are purple it's held up down there yeah it's held up bank
00:27:28
robbery yeah some people get blue I get purple okay yeah and so um purple
00:27:33
bows sorry that's how my dad said it yeah pople balls pople ball wobby yeah
00:27:41
yeah yeah Dad I don't know why I do an accent when you're talk dad that's my bad show me your ball I don't know Dad
00:27:47
show me okay or your friend Lisa has to go home all right all right I'm Not Lisa
00:27:53
I'm the mail carrier yeah wait is that on the show is that a oil dad
00:27:58
yeah yeah all right zip Pur does your dad listen yeah from
00:28:05
Heaven thanks thanks for bringing that up I didn't know
00:28:11
yeah yeah yeah he's gone yeah yeah yeah um when an
00:28:16
Asian guy dies you know to say you take your last breath some people like yeah his dad one oh
00:28:23
wow I don't know if that's right it was yeah you think it was you called me yeah
00:28:28
but you you were the one that told me that when regular gos haunt people they go boo and what does my dad
00:28:34
do yeah yeah yeah and that's that's wrong I think it you've never heard your dad in your house yeah but it's more
00:28:42
like no you think your dad's haunting you for real do you think your dad's haunting you I think his lower half is
00:28:48
and it's possessing your balls and that's what made them all yeah my theory is this Lisa Giller if you want to hear
00:28:54
I'd love to hear it when my father died um my brother and I argued about ashes yeah so then I go just split them up but
00:29:01
I go make sure my brother gets the upper half and I get the bottom half because when if a ghost haunts you you'd rather
00:29:08
hear footsteps than the actual you know yeah that's true right have you ever been haunted um I don't
00:29:14
really think so uhoh sounds like someone has a traumatic event they want well I didn't know no what happened what I
00:29:22
heard a little girl I heard a little girl's Voice once in my house but that's it that's a haunting go on go on that's
00:29:28
it that's all that happened I literally something else Happ what did it say it
00:29:34
said one day in the future you're going to go on a podcast with two guys and you have to kill them slit their throats
00:29:40
before they get in their cars get in the parking lot and if you don't you will never be Avenged you will never survive the
00:29:45
curse wow that's why I'm here I'm sorry I don't want and that's
00:29:53
why sling that's why I clip your hairs okay and make a squirrel idap yeah
00:29:59
I wish you would kill me yeah me too you had a grumpy day too you're not sleeping bud I actually had a really nice day
00:30:07
that's why I want to die oh cuz you'd be going out on a high note yeah we did everything I wanted to do we talked
00:30:12
about Animal Practice BL brothers and you know what me me me too kill kill us both I'm going to
00:30:20
kill you guys both but first I'm going to take you okay this is what I'm going to do I'm going to give you all the chocolate you ever wanted to eat I'm
00:30:26
going to take you to beach where you can run around go crazy come on I'm going to let you eat grapes cheese all the stuff that you weren't allowed to eat grapes
00:30:32
and cheese both yeah I'm going to let you up on the couch not even with the blanket there you can just come right up
00:30:39
shoes on snuggle with me shoes on I'll give you belly rubs to both of them the belly rubs remember his belly oh yeah um
00:30:46
it's your last time you get a belly rub what's up I'm sorry I said that I clean them out now my belly buttons it's so
00:30:53
interesting you have two belly buttons in one ball yeah anyway watch it thank you do
00:31:00
you have an Audi uh no I have a Bronco oh sick the fast huh you have an in or an Audi belly
00:31:08
button in don't say it like people don't have Audi I've never seen an Audi huh you have an Audi why do I feel like only
00:31:15
like eight-year-old boys have Audi yeah cuz they they get them fixed at some point they get them fixed or they get them like pushed in well that's an Audi
00:31:22
no thank you they don't push them in you got to get your uncle I think have an Audi based on that photo can I just show
00:31:28
you yeah no you do have an Audi a little oh no it's a that's an in Audi that's an in
00:31:35
Audi like Severance yeah oh wow I have a severance belly button yeah wow do you
00:31:40
like that show yeah I love it it's a great show can't get enough of the stuff yeah um I there's a lot of good shows
00:31:46
out now I haven't seen anything you never seen Seance I watched the start
00:31:52
and then I I fell asleep on the plane and then I I never got back to it I did see a documentary about that girl that
00:31:57
faked that she was had brain cancer yesterday oh I watched the series of that apple cider vinegar I heard that
00:32:02
wasn't as good I loved it but I I haven't seen what you've seen and you haven't seen what I've seen you want to run at each other full speed and okay I
00:32:08
don't know anything what you're talking about so I want to see it app is the show about the girl who fakes that she had she's an Australian girl named B
00:32:14
Gibson B Gibson and B Gibson she from Melbourne it really drove me nuts that they kept calling her in the documentary
00:32:22
B Gibson Mel GI because it sounds like Mel Gibson they say it's all the time like well that's when M Gibson went on
00:32:28
her little tiate I was like oh I remember that on PC tell me about B she faked that she had brain cancer um and
00:32:35
spleen cancer and blood cancer and brain cancer and she was in Australia yeah you saw a documentary on Netflix and I saw
00:32:42
the the like show on that they made a show based on it they put them out basically the same time like I never
00:32:48
said the metta's brothers show was that oh the metta's brothers yeah they killed the parents the show was pretty good it
00:32:54
was called monsters I think the Vendetta Brothers V I have a speech man P so do I okay
00:33:02
then touche there's B Gibson right there taking a photo B tell us why you faked your cancer I at the time I I didn't I I
00:33:11
had brain cancer B come on you said you went to a doctor in Perth at the time
00:33:18
quite frankly we looked up the doctor doesn't exist b b those are my medical
00:33:23
records and they're personal and private to me one moment my son's here yeah what
00:33:28
what are you talking about my adopted son my adopted Chinese son I get do an Asian exit Australian exit or any of
00:33:34
them really might yeah down under that's it
00:33:39
okay anyway down under this girl just sat on a 60 minutes and the and that's the footage of the 60 minutes and she
00:33:45
literally is like you don't have brain cancer she's like at the time yeah she was true or false you have brain cancer
00:33:52
she goes at the time FSE can't it was amazing but she's such a magician
00:33:58
she's able to just kind of like [ __ ] off all this negative she's nothing ever happened she never got arrested she
00:34:03
never went to prison nothing what what's the problem here what about if I said to
00:34:09
you if I said to you we're not finishing the story she created a health app and the app earned a lot of money from
00:34:15
people who have cancer that wanted to take this health Journey with her and and she said she was going to give like
00:34:21
many of the proceeds to charity which she never did she never did it's a it's a brilliant money scamming charity FR
00:34:26
that's but we agree it is brilant charity fraud beautiful name for a baby girl what's up Portland we're charity
00:34:33
fraud no I said not a band I said for a baby girl like hey I'm Char that's what
00:34:38
a baby girl sounds like hey I'm welcome to Portland I'm charity fraud know little girls don't sound like
00:34:44
that you started to do Ocean Avenue I did brain cancer is such a heavy one to
00:34:52
you could have lied about you could you could have said what's leukemia is blood cancer that one's an easier lie because
00:34:57
people can live with it for a long time why brain don't I'm going to tell you something though Tey nurse go ahead for me boo I think what she has is worse
00:35:04
than brain cancer cuz if you're sick enough to lie about having brain cancer you've got another kind of illness
00:35:10
that's maybe even more serious than brain cancer interesting sociopathy yeah
00:35:15
yeah something like that did you ever did you ever put a um a bicycle playing card on the spokes of your bicycle no
00:35:22
did you ever see people do that in the neighborhood yeah in in Canada they do that not right I feel like that's for
00:35:27
little boys in the 1940s no we did it you did he I put a I put a playing card in the spoke of my bicycle for a little
00:35:33
bit of fun was that you well that's a girl you're doing a girl do a
00:35:39
guy I can't oh my God I don't think what ACD are you trying to do what is what
00:35:45
it how could this happen to me I made my
00:35:52
[Music] mistakes you'll be okay okay just you be
00:36:00
in my heart no matter what they say name what movie that's from let me guess it's
00:36:06
a contest sing it again okay I'm going to sing the first verse okay please for one so small you
00:36:13
seem so strong okay stop I'm going to say Little Mermaid no my arms defend you
00:36:20
keep you safe and war'll in no getting closer though I
00:36:28
know mo poah you be my is that pocah no and
00:36:36
you don't know you don't know either let's see who gets
00:36:41
it I've never heard this song before but I'm going to try it's in modern it's a more modern anim is it animated or
00:36:49
cartoon Jungle Book animated or cartoon I know what it is Lion King I know cuz I
00:36:54
know the movie funny cuz I remember the song but you can't say it Lion King it's not [ __ ] Taran Tarzan
00:37:02
Tarzan what is it it's Tarzan Tarzan no not there a [ __ ] movie called Tarzan
00:37:09
yes there was right there you'll be in my yeah and Phil colins did the song for
00:37:14
it wow pretty iconic give give me another Disney song and I want see if I can guess it um okay you want me to do
00:37:21
kind of a hard one no go basic obviously we don't know what the [ __ ] you're doing well stiners knew it yeah I did know
00:37:28
that so I'll do Middle Ground middle so it's still like an interesting competition how about this one um this
00:37:34
one Longing To Be thinner this one wants to get the girl and do I help them yes I do poor unfortunate I know can I guess
00:37:44
of course you can guess Bobby that's the name game my love no that's Little Mermaid yeah that's
00:37:49
Little Mermaid oh wow you're so good at it he knows his redhe heads yeah wink no
00:37:56
black person now black person now oh oh I'm oh I guess that's right they changed it yeah and we
00:38:03
were we threw a I didn't we were at the committee when we were pushing for the black person you know what I mean we
00:38:09
want to be inclusive that's great there's a stereotype that black people can't swim
00:38:14
that's crazy is that are there are
00:38:21
there because this Pro disproves that look at that Barack Obama swimming as a kid I love it where's Michelle yeah she
00:38:27
they didn't meet then how long have they been together did you guys hear that Jennifer andison and Barack Obama are
00:38:33
dating I heard they're hooking up I don't know if they're dating but dating has to happen first no some just get to
00:38:40
hook upit Michelle and Barack are not no longer together I don't know I just heard a rumor there's a rumor on the internet but I think if you're going to
00:38:46
hook up with someone you have to go on a date with them cuz otherwise how are you supposed to kiss if you don't have spaghetti first exact oh is that the thing thing
00:38:55
how what's a what's a way you guys um try to to do a first kiss that makes it like kind of fun like not so I I tried
00:39:02
it yesterday okay and it didn't work what was it CRA she was wearing a beanie
00:39:07
okay and she was wearing a toque yep and and I covered her eyes and then I went
00:39:13
in for a kiss wait wait Bobby I'm so sorry you were on a date with a woman who was we were in her bed oh we're
00:39:19
watching a lawn and order or something she wasn't she had a toque pulled over her eyes yeah and then I just put the to over and I went in and I kissed her on
00:39:26
the lips there that's oh that's kind of cute but that wasn't a first kiss was it it was oh and she said
00:39:32
don't ever do that again no she didn't say that oh yeah that is that's pretty cute I didn't know how to sometimes you
00:39:38
go here's the thing with women I'm going to say something there are signs you have to Len women listen up I'm
00:39:45
listening all right here are the signs I need to see yeah when you're at a date
00:39:51
you have to be playing with your hair you have they have to be not me yeah yeah
00:39:58
at a restaurant you have long hair you can play your I know but I've seen them do it it's a sign it's a sign of what
00:40:03
respect that they like you and they're want to be there here's another thing if you get closer to them if you move away
00:40:10
that's not good but if I move closer to like we're on a bench or something bowling or whatever right and they don't
00:40:16
move that's a good sign the third one I look for this is not I'm not
00:40:22
sign right another one is if you know sometimes when we're talking put your arm M uhoh right so I'll go like if you
00:40:30
say a funny joke as a girl um careful yeah I was just going to say yeah a
00:40:35
funny joke as a girl yeah I'm just we're having uh Kai food knock knock well
00:40:41
who's there Trump trump who Donald Trump the new
00:40:46
president and I do that you know what I mean like I do a little touchy feely there uhhuh but sometimes they do it
00:40:52
back if you say something they'll touch you that's a good sign oh that's a good sign yeah I would laughed at that Trump joke by the way why that was one of her
00:40:59
best jokes I know but I just it didn't really hit well with me well try it again okay knock knock who's there
00:41:08
Trump trump who Donald J
00:41:14
Trump okay yeah so I feel like you're not even getting the girl's joke yeah I
00:41:19
don't get it yeah I would give her a quick tap like that with no left maybe
00:41:24
you can do it are you being serious okay knock knock no does it have to be a knock knock joke yes it's a [ __ ] knock it's a joke from a girl knock
00:41:31
knock who's there instrument instrument who
00:41:38
trumpet I guess better than yours you know what [ __ ] it yeah I'm not
00:41:44
taking any advice from you guys or playing this game with it we're girls yeah I know you are well but I just
00:41:51
don't think you're taking handling it Ser this is why you're not going to get a second date yeah we're here to help you yeah don't you think that those are
00:41:57
good signs though you want her to be I think the hair one is the only one that I mean the hair thing is not every girl
00:42:04
is going to [ __ ] twir their hair yeah but when they do it's a good sign I'll show you when it's a bad sign okay okay
00:42:09
I'm on a date with you okay let's okay how about this okay we're in a conversation first date yeah right so
00:42:16
it's just like um Jesus Christ whoa
00:42:22
whoa e whoa oh sorry what were you saying with my hair uh hi can you in
00:42:28
your date please step outside and eat on the patio we had some complaints from some of the people oh that's weird okay I guess we got to move to the patio bab
00:42:35
I guess actually can I be serious I'm just going to leave I'll pay the Bell babe
00:42:41
wait I I was just playing with my hair to let you know weird it's weird why yeah yeah hello this is the mommy and
00:42:47
this is the daddy yeah okay yes that would be good
00:42:52
you think that would be good or bad good that's a good sign yeah that's a good sign if a girl does that specifically that's a good sign yeah I mean that's
00:42:58
that seems like she's engaging she's interested she's she's having fun you go to the bathroom she can keep herself occupied I think I'm reading her wrong
00:43:05
yeah you're right yeah read it right yeah I'll read it right yeah I think if they touch their hair like that that means like hey but they're doing full
00:43:11
convers okay no no she just that that that shows that she has an imagination exactly she can occupy herself she
00:43:18
doesn't [ __ ] need you she don't need a man to make it happen maybe it's more like you know I mean where were you
00:43:24
Johnny oh yeah right that's better yeah where were you Johnny Mom it's only 8:00
00:43:30
p.m. I called the police and put you on a milk carton [ __ ] you Mom whoa yeah
00:43:37
what's his problem I don't know what Johnny's problem is but I like something like that yeah that went wrong I don't
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badri one time I went on a blind date and I took a bus to West Hollywood to
00:45:17
meet her at a Mexican restaurant that was on Santa Monica in the middle of West Hollywood and uh is it true what
00:45:24
they say yeah it is Big R blind girls have biger boobs what is it true yeah what they say
00:45:32
yeah yeah yeah yeah blind girls bigger boob a bigger boob yeah my man my dog my
00:45:38
dog yeah yeah knock knock who's there instrument instrument who violin see now
00:45:44
I'm [ __ ] with you I'm keeping with you on your toes yeah that's pretty good so you went you took a bus to your dated a Mexican restaurant it was blind dat
00:45:50
would you date a girl has that has a big vag would I yeah how would you know well
00:45:56
you'd know you have to dig first before you see you [ __ ] know let me tell you something big hands when you come walking up we
00:46:01
can hear it big plead swish SW Splish Splash I'm Taking a Bath yeah yeah yeah
00:46:08
yeah have I dated a girl with a big vagina yeah yeah no I don't think so okay I don't think so and I can't say
00:46:14
the same but every vagina must feel like a big vagina to you to me you say that to me well I was
00:46:21
I guess to both of you sure that's a small penis thing could be what do you mean it could be me ask you something
00:46:27
I'm not a [ __ ] doctor I don't work make an assumption who has a bigger penis between me me and Andrew I can't I
00:46:33
I can't I can't even engage in that okay okay see yeah any finish your story
00:46:39
finish your story took a bus to meic take a bus to Mexican restaurant oh I took a bus to a mexon to meet this girl
00:46:44
I get out of the bus and she's on the bar dancing and she's wearing like a tiny little skirt and she had the
00:46:49
biggest [ __ ] vagina I've ever seen in my entire life right so I married her
00:46:57
yeah yeah yeah knock knock who's there instrument instrument What instrumental
00:47:02
in this conversation have a good night I love that that's insane pretty
00:47:09
good yeah anyway um I don't think your wife has a big vadge but um no dude yes
00:47:15
she does yeah okay I didn't know come on anyway let's oh sorry it's uncomfortable
00:47:21
for you this line of questioning no I'm happy I I I I I'm sure you have a small one let's move on it was in my vows no I
00:47:27
don't all right um till depth do us part what are some red flags I know
00:47:33
you're married but um if you were dating a guy what would be some red flags oo if I said to you you know Lisa you know
00:47:42
Lisa you know I'm just trying to start this comedy flag already why this kind of this jesi of it
00:47:49
all I do see that for [ __ ] Brooklyn what the [ __ ] you're like hey any chance you're going to leave your 8-year-old
00:47:54
son home alone this weekend I don't have a [ __ ] EO thumb man I have my mom I live with my mom yeah is
00:48:01
that a red flag sure okay what are your red flags unless your mom is Merl Street
00:48:08
than it's a green flag oh that's cool that's really cool yeah give me a red flag and I'll tell you how it could be a green flag helpful to all of your female
00:48:15
list okay so um can I still be this guy sure sure yeah yeah yeah you know I'll
00:48:21
be honest with you I like pineapple on my pizza you what pineapple on my pizza
00:48:26
pineapple on your pizza that's what I [ __ ] say I'm from Brooklyn that's a green flag already to me okay good what
00:48:32
you you don't really like pineapple on your pizza I do I actually think it gives it like a zesty kind of taste that
00:48:37
otherwise it wouldn't have that's your idea of zest I just love the sweet and sour kind of like Savory and sweet who
00:48:42
whoa whoa where the [ __ ] are you from darling we've got to get off this bus it's dangerous yo hey Guy hey Guy where
00:48:50
the [ __ ] are you from with that [ __ ] silly way you're talking New York is terrifying you got any money love sorry
00:48:55
sir we don't um wa W what's go the [ __ ] you pay you pay to get on the [ __ ]
00:49:00
bus what you guys [ __ ] you like to get off the bus please yeah it'll stop this bus driver really haven't you got
00:49:06
50p to give him got nothing on me yeah sorry go away go away go
00:49:12
away and pineapple on my [ __ ] Pizza Man by the way this is what it's like taking the bus yeah that's exactly what
00:49:19
it's like every day you might you're just going to get yelled at and assaulted yeah but what really happened you took the bus to the restaurant what
00:49:25
happened well don't remember you said you went on a blind date to a Mexican restaurant you took a
00:49:30
bus come on beautiful mind he's got it P
00:49:37
together you remember he's seeing it what the [ __ ] are you doing sir what
00:49:43
Dad yeah son hey Dad hey son where have you been
00:49:49
what's up where have you been I'm been on the bus all day long man talking to [ __ ] women man still driving the bus
00:49:54
huh yeah I'm driving it I'm taking l you talk about my [ __ ] pineapples on my pizzas I have a good [ __ ] angle in
00:50:00
man I miss you pop I missed you too son what happened to you you die Andrew Andrew yeah where did you go I asked you
00:50:07
about the date and you just like got really quiet and you like looked into the distance what do you mean I've been
00:50:12
uh you were just staring there oh take a minute take a minute for a
00:50:18
second so he experienced trauma and sometimes he goes in these these takes you know he's you know zones out you
00:50:23
don't have to call it out okay sorry I I I just know it's a little rude know I could call you out about some things but
00:50:28
I would ever do it I I wasn't malicious intented I was just trying to make sure that he was okay okay you okay now yeah
00:50:35
I think so yeah yeah yeah so do you want to tell us about the big date that you want oh here we go she's not getting oh
00:50:41
the big date I ate yeah yeah oh my God sweet as ever bacon wrapped no way
00:50:46
double fried chocolate dipped double dipped peanut butter stuffed PBS deep fried and everything deep double fried
00:50:53
on a dingdong scac sliced in half and filled to the brim pitless and
00:51:00
shitless yummy dummy dingdong I love bacon wrapped around
00:51:05
dates bacon wrapped dates are probably one of my favorite I like a sweet dat I like peanut butter chocolate date well
00:51:11
that's pretty good too very T delicious all right how about most uh most unattractive looking food that you find
00:51:18
absolutely delicious unattractive it looks ugly but it's quite good H beef
00:51:24
strong enough beef that does look gross and tastes good yeah with
00:51:30
what with pineapples pineapples obviously ugliest food that tastes good
00:51:36
I guess muscles oo you're right mhm yeah they look like little vages they look like
00:51:43
something going on yeah yeah Lobster in general lobsters always look so great
00:51:49
I've had I don't like when they cut it open on the they half it on the no I don't want to I don't like how there I don't like that I don't need that I was
00:51:56
L sick one because of muscles yeah I don't oh me same San Francisco yeah it was four days yeah San Diego it almost
00:52:03
killed me it's bad when they go bad it goes bad well don't they say like muscles right don't isn't it something like muscles have a super high um what's
00:52:11
the level that makes people some the thing that makes people really sick and this leria yeah like there yeah that's right right that's the thing that was in
00:52:17
eggs and [ __ ] uh yeah it's it's in a lot of when the last time you had diarrhea Lisa oh
00:52:22
boy yeah yeah what's okay there it is paralytic shellfish poison PSP sh oh God
00:52:29
and this is this is like super common people get it all the time wait you can get PSP from muscles PSP to and that's
00:52:35
when you can like hear the thoughts of dead people and stuff
00:52:40
po I I do want to ask you a real serious question if we can be serious for two seconds okay does is there Alisa Gilroy show in
00:52:48
the works I have a there's a rumor that you have a you have a show
00:52:55
[ __ ] off I'm dead serious no I'm being 100% serious I heard that too
00:53:01
shut up be be you honest you're being I just said be serious for two yeah yeah are you being honest right now Gilroy
00:53:06
are you develop is there a show being developed at least a Gilroy show well may not be called did you sell a show no
00:53:13
you you so you're you're not a part of any company any production company developing anything for you no but I
00:53:19
know a few production companies will be pretty mad to hear me say that hey I don't have a girlfriend but I
00:53:26
know few girls would be mad to hear me we we got it on the first time like I was saying cuz MIT had said something kind of like a joke like that that I we
00:53:32
got it on the first time you you need to do his joke I don't have a husband but I know a guy that'd be pretty mad if he heard me say
00:53:39
that um so you're are doing a show yeah you are well I'm developing stuff I'm
00:53:44
always developing Stuff n but there's something else that you're just I don't like when you're being KO
00:53:51
I'm hey we got stuff too you know we actually don't we're you guys have we
00:53:58
have anime show and a game show and other things oh no we watched those away they're both gone you you were making a game
00:54:04
show that's fun stop it you can be on it is that true what would it be like we
00:54:09
are making a game show we're shoo we did a pilot can we talk about that I don't know um yeah Stamos and uh John Stamos and
00:54:19
Megan Trainer Megan Trainer did it that's our first two guests oh so it's only like one person competing against
00:54:24
one person they go head to-head Bobby and I so we would match you with somebody um equivalent level of what to be on our
00:54:32
game show coolness so let me think of somebody that we could patch her up with
00:54:38
um I can't you Dax flame Quinta Brunson Quinta Brunson yeah yeah you and Quinta
00:54:44
Brunson what's wrong with that is she you guys are being mean to me what what the what the what the what the [ __ ] are
00:54:50
you she's so famous okay you know what dude you have to pair me up with like you're Lisa Gilroy the mail carrier
00:54:57
what an oil Dad yeah Lisa you if you ever do one for regular folks I can be
00:55:02
on it shut up that's so annoying [ __ ] you dude you're a star what's the premise of I'm going to fart in the mic
00:55:08
thank you everyone shut
00:55:14
up your fans are going to love this that was now that was
00:55:21
assat that was assat South by Southwest Mike FS okay now s Tino and I are going
00:55:26
to have a competition who can best replicate that and Bobby you dog you get to be the little King okay can I get
00:55:32
through the smell though it was it actually pungent no it's your fault I know I [ __ ] it up okay now listen to Santino do to replicate it and then
00:55:39
listen to me you go first you're the guest what are we doing to to explain it to me your fart yeah the best what the
00:55:44
best version of your fart oh good thank you okay listen yeah close your eyes yeah and actually you shouldn't even
00:55:50
know who's going first yeah perfect
00:56:03
what did you like so good it's like a different interpretation of actually the
00:56:08
thing that's art it is Art right it's all subjective yeah I feel like I know what the order was what was your order
00:56:14
you first you second CU weirdly you put a little vocal on you put your voice in just like sound organically farting yeah
00:56:21
yeah he's she's better at I don't know how you managed to put like your own voice into the talent if you were on a
00:56:27
date and a guy did that was is it a red flag I'm going to put my own voice into it f now
00:56:32
okay yeah yeah pretty good but would that be a red flag for you if a guy F into a microphone no no just in yeah
00:56:39
like yeah uh no okay thank you has your husband ever farted wa before it was
00:56:45
your husband you were dating you farted on a date where you chill about it I don't think there was ever any farting on dates really did you fart in front of
00:56:50
you now cuz I think yeah of course did you trap the farts you fart in front of him of course I think it's criminally
00:56:56
ins saying that people don't fart in front of their Partners interesting interesting is that you guys I never do me and Bob have never farted in front of
00:57:01
each other never that was the first time and that might even get cut out it was so disgusting but do you and I know
00:57:08
you're farting in front of girlfriend's past right I mean that's why to the
00:57:13
Ghost of Girlfriends Past you know when a ghost of girlfriend's past comes to show show you what how you spent
00:57:19
Christmas and wants to teach you a less Jacob it's because of your gas your girlfriends are gone Spirit no spirit
00:57:26
don't they always say spit SP spit SP I'll only fart in front of an ex-girlfriend if they do a blood queef
00:57:33
oh Bobby whoa you didn't have to do that Bubby hello no don't do that Bubby
00:57:39
that's crazy that's like that's like kind of like a Blood Oath but stiners are you farting in front of
00:57:45
your bride oh yeah big farts are chill farts are chill farts are actually there
00:57:51
is a study look this up there's a study that finds that couples who fart in front of each other have a healthier
00:57:57
love and longer lasting relationships look at that couples who fart together uh farting in front of a partner
00:58:02
indicates strong bond sign of trust honesty and respect okay uh all right everybody get in here we're we're making
00:58:08
the new campaign for farting in front of your partner uh one of the slogans that I came up with today was the more fart
00:58:14
the more heart I'd love to hear from you guys uh go ahead
00:58:20
Bob Nagasaki never forget okay I'm writing that down that's awesome um another one I have is um toot is cute
00:58:27
toot is cute yeah yeah yeah that's good Santino anything over there uh Let It Go
00:58:33
that's your hoe oh okay bang bang open your mouth right Bobby I'm loving the stuff that you're coming thank you so
00:58:39
much yeah thank you I'm a good you know I I would be a good um uh uh an ad agency I would be really
00:58:46
good plop plop hope your heart doesn't stop right love you that's pretty good plop plop The Love Don't Stop plop plop
00:58:52
my love don't stop yeah my wife is
00:58:57
cute let's come up with a different thing about like you know instead of like hey can you pee on me come up with
00:59:03
a different terminology for that I just don't know what else I would say if I was not always saying hey can you pee on me yeah yeah um I say that so much yeah
00:59:11
can you water the can you water the can you water my my my my soil patch oh like
00:59:18
you're trying to find a way to like say it in public so that you're like hey later when we get home yeah can you water the um Hill right like my belly
00:59:26
fill up my brda that's pretty good what about poop you can't come with one too far I
00:59:32
don't like them all right okay I don't either all right do you have do you have
00:59:39
you ever been peed on I'm not going to answer that I'm not going to answer that look
00:59:45
to the board it says yes oh is this your game show itome accidental welcome back
00:59:50
to the game show it's called look at the board yeah broad look at the board look at the board Broad so if you first up
00:59:59
Chinese guy blonde lady first question out of the gate welcome to main show called look at the
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board thank you so much for having me thank you so much for having me I'm from Minnesota Minnesota and I'm a college
01:00:10
engineer I'm Lisa Gil I am a dental hygienist and I'm from Toronto Ontario I
01:00:16
didn't say my name toot manani thanks toot manani thanks Lisa giloy thank you for being here on my youa gy hands on
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behind you one hand behind your back one hand on the buzzer get ready to buzz in all right in
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1947 the inflation rate had adjusted from the previous year from 2% 3 and 12%
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true false ding in ding true Lisa true false look at the board Bing
01:00:41
true good one Lisa I would have got that wrong Lisa wins a brand new car I would
01:00:46
like to double roll and big guess them double roll big guess oh [ __ ] okay I'm sorry for swearing yeah yeah listen up
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to here we go Nani Nani thank you is a popular dessert in which country Bing
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Lisa I was first bing Lisa uh Thailand look at the board yeah to Tani yeah um it's from um
01:01:11
my mom's house look at the boat bing bing bing yay i' like to double or
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nothing my P stack you really want to double nothing beep I think at this point Andrew It's All or Nothing fill up
01:01:24
that br here we go hands on the buzzer hand behind the back to goody and Lisa this is for the final up double up the P
01:01:33
stack Jerry Seinfeld came intoing oh Lisa what's the
01:01:38
deal look at the boat y oh my god oh I just don't know how she
01:01:46
would come up with that so she won you lost now loser statement look at the camera loser statement go ahead when you're ready losers statement from Toot
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duani what does that mean look at the camera Los statement it's time for the loser St oh permission to boo granted
01:01:59
boo love it boo love it again [ __ ] yeah oh she's going for a [ __ ] you double
01:02:06
down thank you I lost and um I was relying on the money to save my family's um business and um there going to be a
01:02:14
triple a triple suicide tonight at the new's house well that's it for us
01:02:20
tonight at look at the board we want to thank Lisa for being a part of here in Lani in fact uh oh
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[Music] oh Wow way to go toot what a great n
01:02:33
dude if you if that repeat that again I'm going to get what slow down no [ __ ] you dude to you dude dude you can slow
01:02:40
down really good game show thank you yeah yeah it had nothing to do with P
01:02:45
though not everything does that's true not my grandfather used to say that not
01:02:51
everything involves PE and I go what are you saying that for me you know what a
01:02:56
great like imparting that kind of wisdom what was that phrase your grandpa used to say to you um I was trying to think
01:03:03
of something genuine but you were so young too do you really remember I mean he was so young when he was alive my
01:03:08
grandpa yeah yeah I guess he used to say weasel are for tits and ho are for [ __ ] love that's ionic yeah that's
01:03:15
really good what of my grandfather his one of his favorite phrases
01:03:21
yeah well that's great yeah but now do it with his teeth in oh
01:03:26
yeah I love you so much you're my favorite grandchild wow can I do with a
01:03:32
tooth list and not Toothless please all
01:03:38
right wow and what did he say put the teeth back on don't touch me there ever
01:03:44
again oh wow that's wait he had those like dentures that make you speak
01:03:50
English my my my my grandfather was bilingual oh but and he highly educated
01:03:55
person I come from a line of educated people I don't doubt that why did the his dentures and make him switch
01:04:01
languages though is what I was asking and that's the thing we're going after bilinguals bisexuals if you're bye
01:04:07
bye-bye I did everything right then they indicted
01:04:12
me yeah okay they very good impression thanks um because if I said it in Korean
01:04:19
the joke wouldn't be there let's hear it I don't know if I can say it but say it you know
01:04:26
mja yeah that was good yeah yeah it worked
01:04:32
yeah I say penis don't touch penis don't touch yeah yeah yeah what's penis go no
01:04:37
genuinely what's penis goou goou no like what's the word mean goou what do you
01:04:43
mean what does the word mean penis it's a male Galia whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa this is a kid show
01:04:50
okay I'll T you some other Korean nasty words if you want to know pangu pangu pangu what's pangu you know pangu's
01:04:56
pangu's uh wait pangu fart no yeah fart oh that's okay very
01:05:02
good um uh Boi Boi yeah what's boi you know what Boi is [ __ ] no you know
01:05:08
what it is o bo uh uh Boi's I put in a sentence yeah buto my Bo's back and
01:05:14
you're going to get in trouble no hey now hey now my Bo's back that girl from
01:05:20
Texas had a Big Boi it's a vagina yeah yeah yeah just get put it in you know
01:05:26
yeah um what was butthole butthole was what gingi gingi I love gingi you ever
01:05:31
had that with kimchi yeah it's very good gingi it tastes like calamari you wouldn't even notice dude have you been to a good Korean barbecue spot yeah
01:05:38
which one which one Castle Barbecue I used to live right by there it's not good I like it chosan chosan is
01:05:44
the best suul Jeep or park park is also good yeah okay we're taking we got to take you okay yeah and your husband wait
01:05:52
why did you do this face what is oh is he have a disability I thought he did is that what he did that face yeah no he's
01:05:57
nice you never met him Bobby I know but I've seen him online I never met him but we'll bib him if he needs to be B every
01:06:02
time I say husband I make that face oh okay you hate husbands yeah you well if mother's Against Drunk Driving bobb's
01:06:09
against good husbands Koreans against husbands yeah anyway jut is breast yeah
01:06:16
yeah okay don't tell us what it means just use it in a sentence where all the other words are English and all right all right man I bought my house 20 years
01:06:23
ago man but it went down and price because of the gumis oh
01:06:30
boy the what GIS I'm afraid to say it yeah yeah yeah
01:06:35
yeah so don't say it I okay I'm going to guess it's the mortgage rates it means mortgage rates yes yes yeah what are you
01:06:41
going to guess I think I think it's unfortunately referring to Little People yeah oh really wait why would why would
01:06:48
that have any effect on the housing market well because these houses you know they got there there are so many of them in one house there's like 50 of
01:06:53
them in there I ate these muscles either day and made my donok burn wait is this a new word yeah tip of penis no butthole
01:07:02
butthole ohing is the the cheek Park yeah yeah donok is the hole everybody
01:07:07
knows it Google uh Google Lisa Gilroy for us right there don't do that let's find out the best let's see the best photo she's got on the internet see the
01:07:14
she's vulnerable she's vulnerable she's vulnerable wait what's Mad TV oh that's so funny Lisa Gilroy what
01:07:21
did you time out hold on did you Google Lisa Gilroy hot stop write hot after
01:07:26
sometimes it'll be like cleavage shot oh if that's [ __ ] gross go the first one
01:07:31
she's already let's RIT the first one look what I'm doing okay raing it okay what's going on here what's going I'll
01:07:37
press it huh do it I'll press it do it my dad works for them I'm sure he does
01:07:43
[ __ ] son of a pig you're you're being what is it um you're contemplating
01:07:48
something right can we ask right stop this like I'm over it watch this that's
01:07:54
what this looks like I'm over it I I'm unaffected click this click the next one click it keep going through them ready
01:07:59
ready watch watch go to start with the first one and then click close after I say the word ready over the first one this is Nightmare on El ready yeah and
01:08:07
farted farted farted yeah yeah farted farted thought about farting
01:08:14
yeah farted okay that's definitely farted
01:08:20
yeah didn't fart didn't fart that's that's very cute oh fart yeah
01:08:25
like a farting on the street yeah yeah I'm in Mexico City I'm B cultural
01:08:31
farting on the street yeah too much let's go to the last photo
01:08:37
oh by the way you were great in jury duty thank you wow yeah you know who's
01:08:45
the I just did a show um a TV show with the judge you know who the judge is
01:08:50
Right Alan barnholtz that's right Ike bar holtz's Dad yeah oh wa really yeah yeah wow
01:08:56
what's this here little nepotism there it looks like uh uh that was a
01:09:02
shoot for a magazine what magazine it was a like a bedart girl bedart girl.com have you
01:09:09
ever been in a magazine I'm sure you're a subscriber I am actually monthly have you ever been in a magazine have ever
01:09:15
been in a magazine who the [ __ ] is going to put me in a magazine exactly me either I feel the same way but they put this piece of [ __ ] on what do you mean
01:09:21
she's cool and smart that's right my bad she's got all the Jazz dude look at her oh my if someone takes weird pictures of
01:09:26
you they'll put them in a magazine that's how it works that's not why you're in a magazine Bobby stand up right now and Flash me your tits and
01:09:33
I'll take a picture and I'll I guarantee you that same magazine will buy it go on what magazine is that 1883 I don't
01:09:40
know what that is that's from 1883 yeah okay hold oh oh oh hold on let me put in Port
01:09:47
mode that'll make it good okay perfect thank you okay Santino do you want anything to submit to the magazine if I
01:09:53
don't get in magazine we're done okay ready
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yep just a little cheese yeah oh oh it's a weird okay yeah that's good a good
01:10:06
photo yeah um put Google Bobby Lee in a magazine yeah I'm not in a [ __ ]
01:10:12
magazine yeah and they goog Bobby Lee magazine was already goog magazine much
01:10:19
magazine Bobby is that your computer back there yeah no not all the links
01:10:24
you're the OB they put any Asian person and that's what comes up give me the second
01:10:29
photo yeah not me third photo that's a great show oh the fourth one is me I was on a
01:10:35
[Laughter] magazine wait yeah what is that that's koream koream
01:10:43
Bobby Lee gets HIV wish is that what that says yeah is his
01:10:48
wish oh I couldn't see it was covered by your bracelet yeah yeah yeah who would wish for that and the girls are the very
01:10:54
far left in that photo I worked with after that oh worked with pervert that
01:11:00
even me I did these uh Korean dramas in on Mad TV what's Mad TV it's a little
01:11:07
sketch show that was on for a little bit never heard of it okay well that's nice you guys were in magazines oh there's
01:11:13
Bitcoin Bobby I'm just kidding Bobby Bobby Bobby look at me Bobby I'm not going to look at you cuz I really no you're not yes I am what's the third
01:11:20
fourth what's that one right there not that one that one what is that probably the band the band Bobby Le yeah yeah go
01:11:26
to that one where I'm holding the uh your R picture yeah that's fun okay
01:11:32
anyway J Rosen scene Andrew Santino magazine let's go I'm not in a [ __ ] magazine I told you that there I've
01:11:38
never done a magazine that's my pH okay there's no mag I'm not in a [ __ ] magazine I seen anything for Andrew here
01:11:45
that's right wow oh yes I was yes I was uh that down to the left where I'm in
01:11:53
the golf cart I was in a magazine oh that's nice Golf Digest yeah
01:11:59
digest golf that's cool yeah you're in a a magazine to you lied I forgot that I did that yeah I forgot about the Korean
01:12:05
M I'm sorry okay so I didn't lie I forgot you forgot too okay we for both forgot I'm sorry what does it say that
01:12:11
you have a celebrity group chat do you about Bobby yeah who's in it dude name
01:12:17
someone I'll tell you if they're in it ready Carrie yep Lisa he's not go on
01:12:22
Lisa you think there's big famous people that I'll guess though yeah really oh yeah Quin Tarantino nailed it Lisa can I
01:12:30
be honest with you yes please Bobby I wouldn't be real with you and it's going to start a fight between us okay okay
01:12:35
his group and his demographic of people that he hangs out with
01:12:43
is is star studded oh okay and I don't have anybody they all have studs on
01:12:48
their jackets little stud Stars I mean I can name some names but the places he goes with the people that he goes to oh
01:12:54
my God invite you look at this who's in the front row of a [ __ ] basketball
01:12:59
game Celtics game you know the Menendez brothers did that that's exactly right yeah famous they were on basketball
01:13:05
cards I know I wish yeah anyway so Bobby yeah how come you don't hang out with
01:13:11
the star studed crew U maybe because I'm not a [ __ ] star God you are a star you [ __ ]
01:13:20
piece of [ __ ] man that was brude that was bad am I bad I'm trying to tell tell your star
01:13:25
brother brother sister thank you hey brother brother brother okay okay now we
01:13:32
got to end really got to get I have to leave now literally I got to go I got to I got to show I literally have 7:40 I
01:13:37
literally I got to do my set I got to go I got to go you can't go thank you for being a bad friend say that in the
01:13:44
thing thank you for being a bad [Music]
01:13:50
friend Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby it stands for a catway catway catway wow stands
01:13:58
for a catway not going to do it yeah Bobby I don't understand Bob look at me I don't understand look explain it to me
01:14:05
the The Improv what cat way I don't know about six PB yeah [ __ ] you guys is that a part of the
01:14:13
show yeah yeah oh it smells like up dog in here Bobby what's up dog not much you
01:14:20
see I fell for it dude and I feel shame uhoh up dog
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woo yeah woo [Music]
