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I didn't want to come and I don't want to be here I'm the son of an Atlantic City police officer oh my cousin hater
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the last seated police officer and my other cousin East Point the police officer and I got a lot of love and
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respect for police officers down to the original eight police officers in Atlanta that even after becoming police
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had to dress in a YMCA because white officers didn't want to get dressed with [ __ ] and here we are 80 years later I watched a white officer assassination a
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black man and I know that tore your heart out and I know it's crippling and I have nothing positive to say in this moment because I don't want to be here
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but I'm responsible to be here because it wasn't just dr. King and people dressed nicely who marched and protested to progress this city in so many other
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cities it was people like my grandmother people like my aunts and uncles were members SCLC and n-double-a-cp and in particular reverend james orange mrs.
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Johnson and Reverend love who would just lost last year so I'm duty bound to be here to simply say that it is your duty not to burn your own house down for
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anger with an enemy it is your duty to fortify your own house so that you may be a house of refuge in times of organization and now is the time to plot
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plan strategize organize and mobilize it is time to beat up prosecutors you don't like it the voting booth it's a
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beautiful [ __ ] speech an eight minute speech gorgeous I know but but he's getting certain amounts a criticism because people are like you know where
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people go you go stealing isn't the answer and looting in and then Emily it's it's like you feel a
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balloon up with water yeah right eventually it's gonna pop yeah it's just an action reaction it's science yeah right and that's where we're at in this country yeah the balloon popped the
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balloon popped so it's like if the system did the right thing we would not be here yes as simple as that yeah but that's [ __ ] you're talking about a long long time it's very but
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it's a simple thing you charge as soon as that happens Derek shavon with first-degree murder Yeah right you prosecute those four
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officers Rodney King that's why the riot started mm-hmm right it's that simple yeah if you just did
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the right thing right away right away yeah no riot yeah no riot but here's the problem with
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the riots is like that's what he's saying as well as like I'm in support of people [ __ ] just getting out their
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anger because of the voice for the voiceless but would heat what Mike is trying to say is like don't burn our neighborhoods we need to get together
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and by the way both sides are right like I do I agree why Mike is saying like please let's like protect ourselves
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because let's not hurt our community more but anytime somebody burns something I'm also like yeah let it burn [ __ ] it I don't know that's how you
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that's how they're getting out there [ __ ] frustration ha what are you gonna say go to a shooting range go go
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break something outside like what's the right way for them to [ __ ] be mad so that's why I'm with both people I agree
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with killer Mike and I agree with people going to light target on fire [ __ ] it whatever what do you see both points of view yeah and I I'm not I don't even
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necessarily I'm supportive of writing I hate it no no I don't like it I don't want the
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city to be on fire know what I mean I saw a footage of this older african-american gentleman during I
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watched that yeah you know television oh yeah yeah and he's pleading with them like I worked so hard mm-hmm you mean I came from the streets to stop burning my [ __ ] it's
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heartbreaking I read in your face the sadness even when you're like when I'm talking okay I'll tell you why when I'm talking cuz I'm really bummed out I know I don't mocking you have this little smirk but
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your eyes are sad yeah my I'm really yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and they're dark and they're sad you know a little
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clown you know also why yeah why because I feel like I should say something about what's going on outside of our show like
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on social media and other than Twitter I I haven't post put anything on it's rumor thing I feel like I'm supposed to
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but I don't know I don't know what to say and it just comes to a point where we we all know whatever your ideology is
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we're all on the same page who else am I trying to convince because the other side whoever that other side is in the issue we're not gonna convince them of
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anything yeah so you're just doubting two people that are on your side echo chamber yeah so it's it doesn't who
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cares why would you for me it's a given that George Floyd him getting murdered is an atrocity and it needs to be stopped but but but people am i Who am I
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trying to convince no people would argue that you need to say something so people so more power is brought to people by
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voice of saying like I'm also against this it just it helps I think it helps in the grand scheme of things it's like
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when somebody says voting doesn't matter that's the dumbest [ __ ] I've ever heard of my [ __ ] life well vote those new vuko know your voice does count you it
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does count and you should keep voting just because it's a good example to set for the next generation because as soon as people stop voting them you have to
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get rid of the electoral college of course out to beat of course but it will end to be true of course in the meantime we're about to be true you'll need to
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vote because you're setting an example for someone like her who won't vote she can't vote her age range right when they
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start voting they'll go they'll start going [ __ ] who can argument toward that though is is we're a product of our
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environment right and the people that are gonna vote one way are always gonna vote that way it's not gonna sway gun-toting Confederate flag waving
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right-wing people let me just get let me play devil's advocate go ahead if 99 of
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those people who are staunchly against your belief system out of a hundred and one person is on a weird fence and they grew up that way but they don't not agree with everyone around them and
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they see your post in their fan of the show maybe maybe you changed their opinion made me make an argument on that okay so I'm playing back to war zone but
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I play with a kid from Georgia he lives in a small town he doesn't live near Atlanta mhm and his family everyone
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around him are staunch Trump supporters there starts their staunch right-wing mm-hmm people and he he took a with him all the time he's gonna move out here in
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fact Tiger Bella we might hire him as it we love this kid what's his name Ramey Ryan me and he
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goes I don't know Bob um I was just born in this environment mm-hm and I have always been into anime and into ethnic scauses and liberalism and every
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one of my dad my mom every one of my sisters everyone around me are huge Trump touting you know I mean they think
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you know and he goes I was just I don't know what it is I was just born this way
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right so what you're saying to me isn't true I just think that there's some people are just born even no matter what environment but it's like you know you
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know my parents were very Koreans are very racist yeah and they would say very racist things and I just remember being
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at dinner going I I don't know how why I'm that way I don't know why they didn't influence me
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but I as a kid just looked at the world around me and went this seems like the right thing to do and the this set of things is the wrong thing to do and I don't care what people are saying I
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think just you just born that way no I know you contradicted yourself by saying you are a product your environment you
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are a product of your environment it country yeah but I try to know as bad I try to couple down the point is I try to
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double down you can change people you can people people who are on defense about how they really feel maybe they grew up a certain way whether or not they grow up a righty or a lefty around
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people around them the only way for them to gather more information Jamaica their their choice on what they
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like is through stuff like that through social media to being like hey man check out [ __ ] like this this is a way to
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inform you about how I think the world works and then you decide I agree with this I disagree with that but if you go I'm not even gonna try to reach out to those people well what the fool what the what do you mean that's that it's worth
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it mmm it's worth it I don't think so I think it's worth it - I think shakin I think putting your hand across the aisle
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is very important I think cuz if you just go I'm this way you're that way [ __ ] you that we don't get anywhere but
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if we do the thing where we go hey but let's have a conversation wasn't you but that's not what you're saying that is what I'm saying no
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because when you when you when you when I eat your point of view yeah on there not everyone that listen to me eating
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your handout that's not true not everyone listens to me is a [ __ ] it you think all of my fans are all liberals
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that's impossible of course I have fans at a Republican yeah we have fans that are both people yeah that's an insane idea to think that all I'm yelling at is once I know but I need all my fans to
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know how I feel about issues whether or not they agree with me I'm still gonna voice my [ __ ] opinion yeah I'm gonna
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say this is right to me this is wrong to me mmm it's not a [ __ ] this isn't about Trump this this is about me saying
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here's how I feel about this [ __ ] guy getting killed mmm this I feel about this this way yeah you know I mean the
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bigger issues like like Trump or like [ __ ] your party that's a whole nother thing but about this we should be saying
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something about it yeah it's important I I have to learn as an inner entertainer
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to express my opinions and not take comments personally yeah why I don't know why I'm tied to comments when I look at someone like Tommy Lauren what's in her name tummy long hammy
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the girl Ralph Lauren no the girl that's right wing with blonde girl oh oh yo Tommy
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yeah Lauren whatever that [ __ ] I don't know yeah - Tommy Tommy is she running when she says crazy [ __ ] yeah and then I
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read all the thousands of comments of her - you can't that's not right I don't know and and I
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I stink to myself there's no way she reads us she does how does she she loved it up she
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she's cheap I want to get to the point where I love negative things know what because I said if I if I wasn't attached
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to people's criticism or people's point of view if I wasn't attached to that then I would be able to say whatever I want to say like we do what Michael Rapaport does and just go on these
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tangents I want to do that that's not a time you are afraid what you're not gonna do what rap does that's a very
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wrap thing to do you do the way that Bobby does it right you're just not like them and you don't need that negativity because it's where
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people that eat negative stuff that it fuels them yeah that's sad yeah I don't want that [ __ ] ever I get the [ __ ] out
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of here with that [ __ ] yeah yeah you want to be negative take a [ __ ] walk don't don't then don't be around me I
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don't need your [ __ ] you look good by the way what do you mean I like the color pop this orange in this and the
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trim on there and this yellow hat you look real it looks good you know why I want to say that we had started yesterday we started yesterday we did a whole thing we hold anything yesterday
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and then we went oh we cannot air that no we cannot air that because it was like we were just in a spot there's a
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bad spot it's a very bad spot we did it back we can talk about we did a bad reddit AMA that we did both of us didn't
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really like and we didn't like it those things are not they're hard to do it's hard to be like I have to type as fast
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as I can and we like that it's just like Britain shove the good dude where they were trying to get their try let me just defend Brendan Schaub but
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wait let's give it context people that don't know we were on a Joe Rogan subreddit then that should we mention
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his name who put us on that everyone knows okay everyone listen okay out of our the bad friends organization yeah who would put us in a situation where
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it's not good let me toast up Bobby Bobby let me tell ya George threw us into a [ __ ] I'm
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trying to expand our horizons Bobby it's like an old car starting so we did that and then and then we have to answer
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questions a lot of the questions had to do with Brendan the shop they were all trolls cuz its job you know woofs job
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was [ __ ] your girlfriend what would you do is like film it I don't say to that stuff I wouldn't do anything I
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would laugh I would break up with kalila and I would move on if a guy that big did [ __ ] your girlfriend in front of you
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Oh so where's love no no I just be heartbroken why because then it's just a big big penis from ruined it forever that's it you can't go back in there after that bro ask kalila about my
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[ __ ] machinery I know about it I've seen it a thousand times it's delicious you know what you eat when you go to like a milk tea store or Bobo store yeah it should be a topping yeah Bobby did
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like boba you know I mean like so you want sprinkles and then you want ro you want Colorado boba and Bobby dick and
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Bobby dick for you and it's like it's chewy its Julie yeah this it's dark like boba yeah you have a really dark penis
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it's bull you know that's what I'm saying no wait speaking of speaking of nudity
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let's go back to the store yesterday and oh yeah don't roll your eyes no no I'm just the whole filter all is I'm thinking about all that boo yeah so then that's we we didn't had to answer those questions it put us in a bad mood and
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then we started and in my head I was trying to go how do we talk about you know this George fluid how do you how do we talk me angry about it and so like just hurt I'm hurt and emotional about
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it and then so I just in my head came up with like different ideas of trying to spark something and just came out wrong
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no we all do we just couldn't meet we couldn't meet on it but what we just said at the beginning the podcast I think is look we'd be remiss to not talk
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about what's going on to be stupid people come here to listen to us because they want comedy and us to have fun we do too but we would be stupid to not
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mention that we're [ __ ] bombed out it's a little it's were it's it's difficult it sucks right this is a
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[ __ ] shitty it's also crazy to think that like we're in a we've kind of forgot about the pandemic right dude it's really weird the pandemic has kind of taken a backseat because yeah because
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people need to get out their [ __ ] anger like the Pandi had to sit down for a while yeah I think let me ask you this
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I don't know this for a fact but I just a question other numbers gonna spike because no no no that's not what I'm I hate when people do that to do I do it
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to you all the time I don't like it that's great I'm gonna do you think that you should go to shower no you should I know your mother
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said that for reasons what you did but but do you think that um because the country was in quarantine for a couple of months and people you know financially are in trouble yeah and and
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you have all this pent-up rage along with you know I mean seeing a murderer on camera hmm you think the combination started it or do you think they're different issues no
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I actually I agree I actually agree with that I was talking to a friend about it the other night that like I think this will I think this was going to happen
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regardless but I think the pandemic amplified it people are frustrated people that aren't making money right
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now you're hurt you're mad you're angry you see this this was gonna happen anyway but it was like the but the pot boiled
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over I think I know Andy did about Ahmad mhm it started there as well yeah right
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because women they didn't arrest those dudes run away yeah right that in itself well because I remember that with that
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[ __ ] you're like what yeah and then to two weeks ago that happened three weeks
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ago three weeks ago yeah yeah yeah and then this happens is just a cascading effects yeah yeah and it's like it was
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inevitable yeah it's in this is what its gonna give it a ball it's gonna have so my message to law enforcement is number one
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don't do that obviously obviously yeah don't do that don't be a piece if you have one John Wayne II kind of like
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character in there right who I'm not what do you not just saying if somebody does do that
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which I hope that you we've learned our lesson although we've we prosecute them you people can prosecute them right away
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immediately immediately yeah it should be like the same day look at the Tate's then protecting their own that's what I
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that's why don't like it as well well here's what I'll say is like there's been plenty of cops that get online let's say this is disrespecting the
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pledge that they took there's a lot of people have been a lot of cops have voice their opinion being like this makes us look awful the people that take
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an oath that do the right thing dude I have cops in my family they get disgusted and embarrassed by behavior
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like this because they've done the right thing as much as they can for so many years right they they go they do what
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they can and they try to be a member of the service and a part of the community and then what cops do [ __ ] like this it
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makes them all look bad and then my family members get thrown into this thing and so immediately they have to be
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a part of a thing without what they can't they're not certainly not gonna say like I'm not like that guy because
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to them to the two people that are mad about it they all they're all the same cops are all the same to them they're
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all bad people to them and look there they have a right to feel that way but at the same time there's plenty of
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cops out there that are saying this is not OK these these [ __ ] need to be shut down immediately they need to be
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they need to pay for what they did but those cops nobody wants to hear them right now didn't I mean but I have to
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say that I can't say who it is but we as the family the lis family dynamic mm-hmm we have somebody very close to us mm-hmm
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almost a family member who's a LAPD police officer is Eric Griffin an LAPD cop yeah you have someone in your family who's a cop yeah and I know them yeah
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you know oh god someone in our family member and he is um in riot gear right now downtown he hasn't been at home in a
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couple of days and he I have to say I don't say his name but politically he's on obviously our side he's liberal mm-hmm he he's the the most appalled
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yeah right when he sees police officers act that way not because he's a police officer but he just knows
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the rules right hmm and he there's just ethics that he applies to his profession
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yeah and he sees something like that and it destroys him he cries of course so you know and he really is I love the guy he's a good dude he comes over he more
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than you or anybody else just check how we're doing in my family mhm and um so I'm I know that he's hurt no
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nothing that I know there are police officers out there that are really good nice police officers that do the right
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thing of course right of course um in the LAPD 50 years ago you pretty could probably
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say that most of them are the worst people on planet earth yeah but now I think there are times have changed times
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have changed yeah but we still use not to have these rogue guys and I think it's as a police
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officer I would just be like if I was in the precinct if I even saw somebody you
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know I mean get written up hmm right I would pull the dude aside and go hey man that's it dude yeah we're not free that's it we are done yeah that's it that's your last you know
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especially being a minority if you're a minority officer working with white officers there's a whole there's a whole nother dynamic that happens there like that's a whole nother thing of like how
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they handle situations together like Tom Tom or whatever the [ __ ] is amazing a dude yeah
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he stood him and he stood there like a like he was fine I mean I know dudes I mean listen okay I know that kid
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probably was an in cell Tom Tom yeah time to come yeah I mean Derek shelvings partner yeah his buddy you know he's probably you know okay we're allowed to make fun
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of a piece of [ __ ] I don't know I get no [ __ ] yeah yeah my uncle my dog signed
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you you know whatever I love the mentally so that he joins the Academy he joins the Academy right yeah he's smaller right
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and you know what they linked him up with dirt eater shavon I can't believe you're me I get linked up with this one guy like I feel like I'm in John Wayne
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right and so they probably tease and we're on the precinct yep right yep hey hop sing you mean yeah do you make any arrests today yeah yeah because you're Kim jong-eun boy over yeah yeah
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they're [ __ ] all over Eddie also laughs at those jokes because he has yeah right
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and then the incident happens because you see the photo they has I saw the video but look at the photos but the photo that they ship shoreline yeah look this is the photo honey look at me I look it up I want to do a side by side
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of you in his face what's it how do you spell his name I don't know Tom Tom I love Tom but um and so he's
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probably sitting there going like if it was me which I would never be in that position but if I was me I'd be like I [ __ ] put Mike what would you care
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again a headlock and go what the [ __ ] you doing are you doing Asian cop what's
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his name you know Rudy do you know oh here it is Taotao hold on pause do it we'll do a side-by-side of you and Tao Tao what a [ __ ] what a piece of [ __ ]
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he's acting like you know this [ __ ] [ __ ] I know are you let me say this we're not cutting
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this out because I don't know no I want to say this we're trying to bring a little bit of lightheartedness yeah to a terrible [ __ ] human being and this guy's a piece of [ __ ] for standing by
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and he deserves he deserves to be [ __ ] thrown down to the bowels of Hell for watching a man kill another bay
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so we have to make honor this [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] it's like I just you know you're a minority - how the [ __ ] how do
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you stand by how do you stand by a white dude killing another minority I cannot did you see this [ __ ] piece
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of [ __ ] from Mississippi the [ __ ] mayor who is all I got this piece of duck that's August penile marks did you saturday my Hal marks did you see this
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guy the mayor hold on you did see what these removed his tweet Oh what do you mean it's just a simple mayor they will remove the tweet that he had it's gone it's gone wait why he deleted it no yeah because I
00:25:32
had it on my Twitter yeah look at this I have it well no look yeah well Mississippi mayor it's i retweeted oh you don't have his actual tweet though I didn't see anything unreasonable if you
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can talk you can breathe look at this [ __ ] look at this piece of [ __ ] of garbage so I said I tweeted step on his neck if you could find it that's hilarious and then did anyone
00:25:57
comment yeah I got a lot of good comments oh good yeah people know but look at this [ __ ] you know what somebody had a funniest comment to me
00:26:03
replied to mine and goes this guy's got a lot of nerve talking like that when Leia killed his mother his father
00:26:10
with it can I just say something Jabba the Hutt 100 no I have a question for you mm-hmm what friend of ours right if they took a I can turn white pill would turn into that just throwing it out
00:26:28
there if there was a pill that you could get other God saying I could turn white I'm saying and they immediately take it
00:26:33
and do transform into that just skin color would change [ __ ] this guy [ __ ] that guy [ __ ] this guy and [ __ ] people like him if you can breathe you can yeah if you can [ __ ] talk not every that out
00:26:51
either because I've helped that guy out yeah okay that's know that his his twitch channel right okay his twitch channel when I'm on it yeah and he just
00:27:01
think me listen he just think we're not gonna tell you who it is I think all you they know you don't know my god I just
00:27:08
tell you what he said today today he goes it's early but I want to thank you for streaming with me on occasion it does help and my channel is building up I [ __ ] and fine and complain but I
00:27:22
appreciate you mmm-hmm can I read it can you open it up and I can read it why because I want to read it like I think
00:27:28
he sounds it like it sounds good but you don't know what it is yeah it's early but um thank you for KJ screaming Arcadia does help my channel building up
00:27:47
a [ __ ] I find I complain as you say but I appreciate you yeah kill your [ __ ] now love you
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you little fat dwarf [ __ ] yeah yeah he's this we are we know we love him we love them we love them to death man
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looking to ask you this why can't what won't you play war zone I got I downloaded cause I've downloaded Call of Duty on my phone no and I and I tried that for five
00:29:39
seconds I'm even getting to the point where I'll give you money how much to buy PlayStation how much whatever places
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you I'll buy it online send it to your house how much are Playstations Rudy do you know also can I see this today at PS
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5s already I have to set up saying stuff like that but um he is 5 ooh can you buy me a PS 5 what I realized about our friendship is is look at how
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pretty that looks know what I realized about our friendship is you say you're gonna do some
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thing and you don't follow through true that's your character defect yeah and I there's two things that are very important to me that you said you would get involved with but you just don't and
00:30:24
you say it what were the two things well how long have we done this podcast 15 weeks right Korean spa yep the Pandy no even before that there was like three
00:30:36
weeks before and we evolved on the road doesn't matter okay all right how good do you wanna respond now do you want to go drink by now so that's one thing
00:30:43
which makes me go I don't know if he's I think he's but I'm gonna let that slide
00:30:48
but that's [ __ ] up then I won't go to the Korean spa with you I'm the type of guy that if you UBF to be impeccable
00:30:55
with your word and when you say something that you're gonna do something you [ __ ] do it like if I said hey I
00:31:02
want to work I said you promised me that you would play war zone I will no you why do I have a timetable why can I do
00:31:08
it whenever the [ __ ] I want because the pandyas eventually is now ending you're not gonna have the time you're a busy
00:31:13
man that's right right so I told you I will and I will you won't I don't know when it's gonna happen but it's gonna happen I want it
00:31:19
to happen inside no this week so you're a man of your word so when you say it's gonna happen it's gonna happen right yeah so when you say like let's show up
00:31:26
for two o'clock to shoot uh-huh and then you come in to fix can I say this I'm just that I'm just saying that there are elements that you're not aware of what happened number one you slept in no
00:31:38
kalila texted me so yeah a lot of texting me go ahead be pointing at Rudy yeah did you not have yoga what time did you end yoga all right yoga right and
00:31:57
then she had did you take a shower afterwards yeah cuz you get what your sweat was Bobo up at 2:00
00:32:03
yeah but like just getting up that's right you know there was something that you did yesterday right yeah that you knew that you were gonna get in trouble for I don't know that you di there was
00:32:19
something yesterday that you knew you're gonna get in trouble for and I said you know what I'm not gonna rat you
00:32:25
I think I don't do you have you ever seen a mafia movie a movie about uh uh it's about trust loyalty exact family right you have none of those qualities
00:32:38
yeah you're a rat give me your sandal give me your left sent your left one the left one yeah
00:32:45
here look at this look at this yeah no can we get can we buy her new sandals I see her play with them sometimes and it blows my mind blows my mind it says that
00:32:57
her feet so she has impeccable she has impeccable morals but she can't but but her sandal what happens is because she gets hairy feet oh yeah her feet are
00:33:08
gnarly so the hairs rip this Wow Wow so all right give me that I'm tired I'm tired of yeah give me something just for no reason
00:33:20
I'm doesn't side with me ever in the house no I know I see it every time you come into here really doesn't she she's obviously not on my side yeah why aren't
00:33:31
you on Bob side and here's something that she didn't think I was gonna bring up but I wrote it down in my notes sold
00:33:37
on let me just do this real quick it smells like the beach okay we had to go to the vet so we went to the vet for our dog Ronnie just listen to me and so we
00:33:49
go we have 30 minutes cuz we dropped off the pet we have time to get milk tea or boba yeah so we're trying to Google
00:33:56
places around you know we go okay we we we found a place nearby and we call we go hey can we preorder we would like um what me I would like a tie and then she
00:34:08
tie iced tea a Thai iced tea so and then this girl goes um could I have taro taro
00:34:15
get rid of it no okay exactly so that dig up now we don't have that and she and did both Filipino girls in the car
00:34:31
this happened alright so I'm just like just order something else maybe something that they have on the menu yeah right yep I don't know we're gonna call somewhere else so they call another
00:34:42
place do you will have one time taro oh they freak out you're mean so then we find a place that's like 30 minutes away yeah right they go yeah we have it
00:34:59
probably in the shed back in the storage room we have to dig it out yeah and then
00:35:05
I go wait I just turn around I go why can't you guys order something nor something normal that everybody has
00:35:11
right and she goes uncle Tito taro is more popular than Thai where exactly not here [ __ ] back home is tar over is like very popular yeah what is it it's obey
00:35:28
what is that what sube is it a fish what is it - squid it's the squid left eye who bit in a copay is it a fruit I don't know I don't know oh thing no but maybe
00:35:46
I have had it I think I know what you're talking about Tara what taro is a fruit I think yeah I think it's a fruit it's a
00:35:51
fruit yeah and I know what it is it's but it's not the debate is what's the more popular my iced tea
00:35:57
exactly everybody has tired wait everyone knows that right you know I've never had boba in my life oh you should
00:36:03
try it dude I got it one time yeah I'm not kidding yeah and the smell of whichever one I got grossed me out so much I
00:36:10
couldn't do it smell this one did I don't know if I got a flavored one or something but if this was not it smells nasty it smell like it went bad you know when milk goes bad it smelled like that yeah but you know what the but you know
00:36:22
what boba is we got a little ball little squishy balls yeah it's rice I know I know but the smell of the drink made me nauseous
00:36:28
oh yeah but it's not the boba that was smelly I know it was the milk yeah whenever I go to a nice place I did I
00:36:34
did not I did I did I did anyways I'm not gonna have Bobo though so did I win that argument
00:36:41
Oh see she did they don't and here's another thing that happens in the house is that it just everything's my fault
00:36:48
today they called me today go they go I was talking about Andrew Schultz yeah you know and how it's my boy he's my boy
00:36:56
too and he's gonna be a very big talk show host or you know I was yeah of course we have everything he's gonna have a great career great career and
00:37:03
then they then they look at me these two and they go yeah you would too but you're too lazy that's really mean
00:37:16
it's really [ __ ] mean first of all Bobby's an actor a stand-up comedian he has two very popular podcasts what do
00:37:24
you do house that you live in all right was it because is it with a built on lazy bones was a built on doing nothing
00:37:44
huh hey I only at home only at wholly at home that's this place of rest that's what he needs lady you got a lot of nerve yeah I got a [ __ ] nerve woman
00:37:57
you got a lot of nerve talking like that way yeah that is really not okay you know the book that you know what
00:38:03
yeah house chores now you're doing all of them you're doing all of us all of the trash you you you you're doing the
00:38:10
trash to you and you know what you're gonna take out the trash even if there's nothing in the in the camp yeah you just taking it out just for exercise I can't
00:38:16
believe your mouth and your mindset right now young lady I am disappointed in you disappointing this is what I need you living with them well that's not okay to say yet because don't worry
00:38:29
gonna pick up your phone and play your little game again you're gonna text auntie kalila she is Oh uncle Tito and
00:38:34
uncle Andrew isn't mean to me all right what are you playing okay she is she was
00:38:41
playing like she was playing a game I know I know that's what happens I just can't you know tell me why you really
00:38:46
said that that was it just because Delilah said it or did you say cuz you mean it be be honest kinda lazy yeah
00:38:54
what does that mean sometimes it he's lazy alright get close to the mic first of all just pull it
00:39:00
towards you yeah yeah so um what are the some of the lazy things that I do just be honest and when he eats the way she
00:39:13
said I don't know he throws food everywhere he throws it when he eats like he eats and it just gets messy yeah and you have to clean it does kalila
00:39:24
clean it no you do but is that lazy or messy it's Bowl why is it lazy because after he's done eating he doesn't he doesn't put it away that's not that's not you you misunderstand my behavior
00:39:39
you that's what it's it's a misinterpretation of my behavior what would you like him to do with it the
00:39:45
reason why I do that right is I'm eating I I purposely spit things out like if I
00:39:54
have a piece of bagel but if you don't like it no so just clean it I really do yeah I know you know I'll take you know mean so he nut butter off of my bagel and just smear on the table cuz you know
00:40:08
she's got to clean it up because it's like we feed her you do you clothe her we clothe her mm-hmm shelter right we take her to San Francisco do we not take
00:40:19
you just an Francisco ungrateful they're a unit there were a unit this is a family have we not taken to Seattle yeah okay was I think all right so you know
00:40:37
it's like I'm gonna smear a little peanut butter on the table so you gotta clean it up clean up a little bit that's
00:40:44
all that's just a light light that's a light your slave okay I used to upset right now you seem upset do you
00:40:54
sometimes hate this is the opportunity to say something I want you to be I want you to avoid frustration does he ever do stuff that wouldn't really hurt your feelings or pisses you off only when he
00:41:05
buys a lot of things when you buy stuff yeah like food and then I have to like sanitize it oh and put it away who do you get to eat you eat some of
00:41:18
the food I purposely order like beyond us we had six pizza come in frozen pizzas huge ones like I know I saw the next day yeah another six arrived you
00:41:34
have no [ __ ] room in the freezer what you have 12 frozen pieces of house oh we have like 15 now why write some
00:41:40
different companies around the country right and then she has to I could see her take all the stuff out of the freezer and try to organize it and still
00:41:47
we have no room so if they give some of them away yeah right but she thinks that I'm I'm just doing it just just to get
00:41:54
her to her mind to just get crazy is there a piece of it that is true oh yeah I do yeah I have [ __ ] all kinds of
00:42:01
stuff coming you constantly are ordering sure yeah we you know we ordered pasta the other day was good no and I don't want to be meaning call it the business but I bit down and back here it was hard
00:42:15
Corona no no I go I go like this but I spit into my hand ah huh right Wow black and white gum is cut I look down it looks like a piece of plastic oh my god
00:42:28
I start getting grossed out I'm like to today what if I ate a bunch of [ __ ] what fell in the pan while they're cooking it
00:42:34
yeah I call the place I go hey man I just wanna let you know I just paid a bunch of money for all this food yeah
00:42:41
and now I'm grossed out I don't want to eat it cuz I don't know what the [ __ ] is in there one of those guys [ __ ] yeah dude no way I don't know you're one of
00:42:47
those yep I said I don't want I just want you to be aware I don't know what was in it so now I'm weirded out do this go okay there was like a lady's earring no no it was like little pieces of stuff
00:43:00
oh yeah multiple pieces whatever was some dudes filling out of his tooth yeah he's like yeah eyes out yeah I got
00:43:08
grossed out I told I said I'm not I go why don't you just not order from that place again and why do you have to make a call to get money to get money back no
00:43:13
no I just wanted to let her know I said I don't know if something broke in the kitchen but something's in there and she goes well we'll refund your money said I
00:43:20
don't want the money back it good I'm letting you know not gonna eat it because I'm afraid something's in it you should look with
00:43:25
your cook to see what might be in the [ __ ] what if other people [ __ ] is like that now yeah yeah it's just being conscious for her yeah I was not mean at
00:43:32
all to I was like I never mean to them about that stuff I worked in a restaurant I don't understand but I was like hey man you could get in some
00:43:37
[ __ ] trouble some would someone chokes on some [ __ ] they found she goes talk to the chef he was cracking clam
00:43:46
shells and he thinks it's pieces of clam shell that got in there and I was like okay that did you order clam shell no I
00:43:55
was yeah see I was like that shouldn't be a watch [ __ ] that you didn't order in your food so how does looking gross if
00:44:02
I'm this is a shell of the guy won't even [ __ ] clam I look you can see cutting the back of my mouth yeah I was
00:44:07
bleeding cuz I was like what the [ __ ] it was sharp as [ __ ] cuz he it had he had cracked it and pieces had fell into my
00:44:12
[ __ ] pasta so Kalyn and shop I don't understand oh god I don't understand the upside of them doing the road crew granted their point of view about you
00:44:25
know they just wanted me out okay and yeah exercise my right you know me no one's gonna tell me what to do and I
00:44:30
mean I know I think is a hoax whatever it might be but it's just in terms of logistics and will and the upside there is none we should call him and make fun
00:44:41
of him mmm-hmm I should call him interested to make fun of him but it'll go to voicemail he always leaves on on voicemail sob will pick up yeah hmm are
00:44:53
you gonna call him to see if he picks up on for you yeah yeah yeah that's mean that's mean but it's probably gonna work
00:45:01
I'll call shop on this line we'll see who gets who first yes Brian yeah so we're so annoying that you didn't answer my [ __ ] phone call [ __ ] who is it
00:45:22
my girl goes it's Andrew Santino and I'm stretching and then Bobby call they call this and she goes they're together and I
00:45:28
go yep uh-huh what I'm saying yeah you in Houston right now yeah I mean you couldn't hear it you couldn't hear it even the audience applause that's right
00:45:41
brother the noise say the rumor the rumor is you guys can't even pack 1/2 so 1/2 room yeah no seriously there's a we
00:45:49
read the Texas Gazette and it said these two clown farts from LA came in here couldn't even sell half a room nope the
00:45:56
Texas get that is a liberal magazine so what what's that librarian is it I mean are people wearing masks in the audience
00:46:09
salsa dancing amongst oh I don't know 300 people this guy that you're talking to doesn't not only does he not observe the shutdown never has and I'm probably you're responsible for it oh no I'm not
00:46:21
but also you think after four months of be like not being on stage that I'd miss
00:46:28
at least a P Texas cuz that just said we hate him but he didn't miss a beat yeah
00:46:36
so you know that's that's what happens right and I fake news yeah well how is a house of Frankenstein doing on stage you know I was thinking Franken what Bremen
00:46:53
is actually [ __ ] crushing he's got a serious are you guys go are you guys sharing sharing time no android' do a solid hour cuz that's what I you can't do a [ __ ] hour dude I've seen you a
00:47:06
twenty minutes of you is exhausted sit through an hour of your [ __ ] your way right out of comedy it's a 20-minute bit about your thigh muscle can I say
00:47:32
something to you count honestly I watched a little bit of you on Whitney on Whitney show yeah boy oh
00:47:38
boy don't go back on that was dude you were Tara it was so it was the worst podcast appearance I've ever seen in my life you know they when
00:48:03
when we had a little conversation with someone about you laughing at his molestation that's why your show got
00:48:09
canceled on ABC they called us Disney called us the mouse called us and said he's gonna get canceled cuz he promotes mama station are you doing
00:48:24
meet-and-greets after the show yeah so are you booked now you gonna do more dates this is coming next coupling month the coming months well let's see yeah
00:48:40
you guys well you guys take naps and drink glasses of warm milk and hold each other cuz you afraid bang I read I read
00:48:54
a great a renegade post online that said Byron Kalin is back at it yeah Byron Kalin is back at it out on the road entertaining the masses we really wish some real comics wanted to
00:49:07
get out there but we'll take this stuff for now that's what I had so many my audience meant so many fans hit me and Bobby up and we're like you know it's fine to take like the store like the CVS
00:49:20
brand but we'd rather the original like they really want the real phone so they want the nombre they'll take you guys
00:49:26
for now they'll take you a store brand if the three of us were in a car yeah it was firebombed and we all perish yeah
00:49:40
the great comedian Bryan Callen friends let me tell you something you're the only one that wouldn't get out of that car because you'd be strapped into your
00:49:52
seatbelt we'd be trying to get you out of it and you're the sore hip wouldn't be able to Moberly get
00:49:57
out during the thing dude and you know people say you're really showing your age yeah yeah Byron you're really showing your age lately when you debate
00:50:09
when you debate Donald Trump in this next coming months I mean do you have do you have an agenda I mean you've been practicing yeah do you have anything lined up yeah yeah anyway Brian thanks
00:50:30
for picking up my phone call I really appreciate it I know now your feelings or your real true feelings toward me thank you so much and [ __ ] the redheaded
00:50:48
freeway to keep the Chinese in I go I know why you answer the phone for Bobby and not for me I understand I know
00:50:53
exactly why you know I know you know why it's cuz it's cuz you're threatened by someone like me that's so young and talented and on the rise and you don't care about Bob cuz she's old you don't give a [ __ ] you you you don't like the
00:51:05
young guys on the come up I get it right I love you thanks for picking up you're the best good look on your shows okay miss yeah I love you baby I want to say something to
00:51:21
our fans yeah and I mean this hmm I'm sick and [ __ ] tired of people watching our show every week and not subscribing to our [ __ ] it's the weirdest thing in the world that we have all these people that watch and they
00:51:32
don't subscribe to the show yet because it only helps our show if ya scry helps the numbers I don't understand numbers it helps us keep going if you know I
00:51:43
want to keep going I didn't I never I don't get it people people hundred thousand people watch it and listen to it and then they won't subscribe to I
00:51:49
don't get it take all their shows out of your subscription list if you have too many get rid of stuff like fighter in the kid
00:51:55
get rid of that show nobody likes that [ __ ] show you can't get rid of it to Lea's show gone get rid of Whitney gone
00:52:02
these are all shows you don't need to watch it strap their trash Garbo they're garbage this is the only one that's
00:52:08
worth it yeah this is the only one the sting in the sting what's it which ones that one
00:52:13
oh the guy in the girls uh yeah yeah don't listen don't listen to that stuff either listen to our show and that's it yeah I can see the change my rift one
00:52:30
you farted in class in clouds face by accident and he hits me from behind you farted it in yoga class we have to do this that you know that pose what's that pose called downward dog it was a
00:52:43
downward dog it was a almost a tripod and I had to bend over in a ripped one in closet face and then she [ __ ] punched me in the ass yeah yeah it
00:52:55
wasn't like I was like I'm not an expert fart her like I'm amateur yeah right I don't have my black belt you know so I can't do it at what kind of father are you your your blue belt I'm probably I
00:53:05
think I'm white belt fart you're brand new one not brand new but like maybe I got two stripes on the wipeout like I'm
00:53:13
almost to get to them what yellow goes yeah yeah yeah I'm almost there what belt would I be
00:53:18
probably yellow yellow yeah I'm pretty good you're not black belt you know you can't fart at will no I
00:53:26
used to know a girl that could yeah in junior high I knew a girl she could swallow air in fart yeah I'm not kidding
00:53:32
I know a girl that could queef that way same yeah saying queef at will and then I had a girlfriend like that and then sometimes she was on a period it's not queef of my face no yeah yeah and then I
00:53:44
could pretend I was a Fight Club right yeah so yeah queefs are funny queefs are always gonna be funny they're always gonna be yeah I
00:53:56
always say I say I used to joke about eight years ago that when you're having sex doggy style and and chic weaves it's
00:54:05
like you're moving positions and chic weaves yeah it's impossible to not laugh I know it's impossible you don't you
00:54:11
don't but inside you're going no you're doing the face you're doing you're doing the face right yeah you're holding and
00:54:17
she's like stop it yeah yeah yeah even your dick is like yeah or when you queef in see yeah when you you stick your dick in yeah and it goes like that
00:54:30
it is humiliating for everyone everybody but it room it's like those only camera
00:54:36
man's laughing right it's like the operator the squishy toys I used to have as kids we put your fingers I can you
00:54:42
know I'm talking about that like the gel think yeah were those the snake do you know don't talk up don't look at her
00:54:48
when we're talking about stuff like that no I imma gonna be your toy we are going to get in trouble I talked about the toy I'm talking about
00:54:53
the toy yeah okay let's address it yeah Bobby got in trouble for saying gross stuff in front of Rudy
00:54:59
but Rudy's a legal adult and is okay with it can we get your okay on that yeah there it is why I read a text today
00:55:05
and I talked direct message or whatever from a woman and she's like we'd be nicer to her what do you mean she's like
00:55:12
be nicer to Rudy you're so nice to Rudy I know but the thing is why do you think
00:55:18
he's mean to you know do you want him to be nicer see ya I'm so kind-hearted I just woman
00:55:26
I don't one Instagram huh let's put her name out there and Linda I know what I don't want to I don't yeah but um was it
00:55:36
a white woman telling you how to live your life she was an Asian younger girl like her oh and she's like be nice
00:55:41
little Rudy please Mike what I'm so nice to her yeah you are nice to her yeah we
00:55:48
have you know she when she first moved into the house during the quarantine she wouldn't say anything to me Rudy never talked to you for weeks right you you would rarely say anything to me
00:55:59
she would go good morning uncle Tito good night uncle Tito and that was pretty much during the day nothing else
00:56:04
doesn't Tito mean uncle yeah so it's uncle uncle yeah good morning I make her make her sake she says Tito Bobby by call her to concrete oh yeah and but
00:56:16
then over time she starts whipping off a little bit yeah I like it no I she's shown her personality to me we've come we've gotten closer over time now I really like feel like we're family now yeah and at first I don't she wouldn't
00:56:28
look me in the eye yeah that's cuz probably cuz I'm the white devil to you but for the most part now she's
00:56:33
comfortable with me you you're much more comfortable with me now than used to be yeah she was hesitant yeah she was she was nervous
00:56:38
I don't think talking about [ __ ] farts is sexual now we're making a joke it's a kid's kidding around holy [ __ ] you think
00:56:44
her and her friends don't joke about that stuff do you guys joke about [ __ ] farts yeah what do you mean of course
00:56:50
mm-hmm like when people are surprised as a cow how do kids know that yeah what do you not know what the internet is
00:56:55
yeah go on [ __ ] the internet for tape but my shoes they're also people listening there's such thing as dick
00:57:01
farts too but the hole is so small you can barely hear it because that's like yeah there's a little bit of air in there I guess I can you're squirting
00:57:14
water out of your teeth yeah yeah yeah so there are dick farts but we would have to have put you know something
00:57:21
that's equipment to hear it did you watch the rocket launch did you see any of that footage you know NASA and SpaceX threw a rocket
00:57:28
into outer space as we can done we did in the 60s I'm not impressed I agree that's funny right once we did it we did
00:57:33
it we did it get over it get further yeah can we go can we go to another solar system or whatever no yeah but a
00:57:40
rocket in the sky big Kim Jong Hyun can do it all right he's done rockets galore
00:57:46
how crazy is it though that now like people used to like wear suits and go to Air Force Base can't hear from it and watch the watch and go off and it was like a it was like an event now yeah it
00:57:58
happened in people on Twitter were like okay and then moved on I bet your money you're on the moon as an astronaut and you're just like nobody cares like even
00:58:05
you as an ass yeah how come there's nothing to do on the moon are you imagine they both said at some point they go okay we did all the gravity trick things that we could do you know
00:58:18
mmm although yeah I think about all the gravity fun things Oh like blowing a snot rocket at your buddy and letting it
00:58:24
float to him yeah well he's sleeping just hoping it floats right into his mouth I have fantasy is it going like being an
00:58:30
astronaut and then get drifting into space and getting caught I don't know if we talked about this yeah then a bee nebula but it goes it goes further and
00:58:37
then all of a sudden I land in a m-class planet right for some reason I'm three times the size of everybody and the strength so there's no noids there so so no but are you your size now and
00:58:50
everyone smaller or yeah because I've been so small here honor on earth yeah that now I'm three times the sizes
00:58:57
everybody yeah right and I end up on like a beach and a tribe they don't know who I am but they saved my life because I'm like an astronaut they take the clothes off and then like this try these
00:59:08
tribes are being hunted by a big like capitalist city they get hunted as slaves oh but then I protect them oh right yeah and there's an uprising Oh
00:59:20
leader you're the leader of this know this little because they took care of me I know but there's a coup against the
00:59:26
tribe that's owning that there's tribes being hunted down right and I'm there and there's an uprising and I'm the
00:59:32
leader of this uprising course and then we take over yeah and everybody bounce to you well then what they do is they built in the fantasy they build a shrine of so I live there and they there's
00:59:43
different kinds of foods that they deliver on these cool plates and then I get all the women to and their boys do
00:59:51
if their [ __ ] are tight enough yep yeah I have all these do you have a fantasy is when you like go to bed I fantasies in the shower all the time yeah when I go to bed I come my brains
01:00:02
like kind of dead space and I can't really think clearly but in the shower for some reason I like blackout and I
01:00:08
think about all sorts of I have so many fantasies my one fantasy that I keep having over and over again is someone offering me a certain amount of money to
01:00:14
disappear oh that's a good one yeah like a guy comes up to me like a like a tiny little like Arabian guys and
01:00:22
I know and he's like I will give you a hundred million dollars to disappear forever yeah cuz they want to replace me with they want to like use the shell of my body someone's gonna live my life so then
01:00:34
where do you go I don't know that's the best part they won't oh they tell you where to go yeah they tell you where to go in there
01:00:39
if it's like so or [ __ ] doesn't matter I got a hundred mil and they're like you can't you can't come better in Anchorage Alaska you know like you have
01:00:47
to be Fisher man that's a Russian I don't know but yeah yeah but I what I want them to offer me a bunch of money to go away forever and then somebody
01:00:53
takes over my body and they get there living my life cuz they're aliens there are Arabian you [ __ ] [ __ ]
01:01:01
aliens no no but they have access to these aliens and these aliens also Arabians yeah and who are also are there in conjunction or in cahoots with [ __ ]
01:01:16
aliens I'm out there so about their fantasy yeah I'm telling you oh they're so rich that the aliens have come to
01:01:24
them and the aliens are like you're the my feel like you're making it up yep no [ __ ] I'm making it up what the [ __ ] this isn't real no it's real fantasy I'm
01:01:33
saying I don't think there's a real fantasy either you're making up the fan oh the aliens have found that the air these Arabian Nights are the richest he
01:01:39
said [ __ ] aliens way before that [ __ ] it was a very important thing in the [ __ ] fantasy the Arabians aren't aliens they have are the aliens have been forever befriended them right so
01:01:50
they go you have the most money you have the most power yeah how can we take over human bodies mm without them knowing
01:01:56
that we're like we're gonna wear their skin but then the aliens right angels are directing them - no no the aliens
01:02:04
are aliens and they're there they're on their own agenda and then yeah and then yeah yeah and then and then what and then la is on fire it is it lays on fire and you know were
01:02:17
you here during the riots no you're in you're a kid probably Chicago how old were you le riots 1092 I was in 92 I was
01:02:28
20 I know old man take a look at my life so I was 20 and I was working at a coffee shop but you were in Orange County I mean San Diego yeah we didn't do was
01:02:42
no riots there no city I remember going home because I lived with 7 people in a 2-bedroom house this when you were in the band no no and I remember watching
01:02:56
it on the TV right just being ah but you know when Fairfax last night burned to the ground mm-hmm it's five minutes from where I live it's there's a my brother lives on
01:03:10
Orange yeah he was right down the street he lives right down the street just a little bit Eastern a mite you know what I call my brother
01:03:15
okay he goes yeah hear sirens and fire and helicopters and stuff but I'm making fried rice and he is what yeah yeah just
01:03:27
making fried rice are you okay yes yeah fries yeah yeah so he's gonna be okay you'll be fine you know and then we played a war zone until 5:00 in the morning you didn't want we watch the
01:03:39
news all night long I know you nailed me you freak me out and then I watched some of the wall dude I got a text message
01:03:44
from Tim Dillon saying something like The Improv was they were just um gonna set the trying to set the Improv on fire
01:03:50
they the the place next door is a called a double RL you know ralph lauren's yeah
01:03:55
they shattered all the windows and stole a bunch of [ __ ] oh my god and so they thought they were gonna loot into try to break into the Improv because it was
01:04:01
right they were just breaking windows but they didn't cuz we have video people drove by and they it's they didn't do
01:04:07
anything to it yeah but you know what bothered me the most about all that [ __ ] was seeing white kids breaking about
01:04:13
your windows and looting it's so it's like that's not for you what are you doing what do you mean this is not your car what are you doing if you're white and you're trying to march alongside
01:04:25
black people for this for this cause then you [ __ ] March you don't start looting and breaking windows what the
01:04:32
[ __ ] are you doing yeah what the [ __ ] are you doing don't do that you know there's a part of me no one should be
01:04:38
looting okay what there's what if a white kid is doing it when you're trying to be [ __ ] side by side your black
01:04:45
brothers and sisters to show your your solidarity you shouldn't be [ __ ] looting yeah you're making it [ __ ] worse you shouldn't be breaking [ __ ]
01:04:56
windows and stealing or looting loot from Target if you're looting you better not be doing good no just stop you better not be why if you were going to be white and loot but don't loot a small
01:05:10
business yeah that's the other problem why are you looting small businesses because now some of these stores on
01:05:16
Melrose yeah they probably decimated no we decimated you have to understand that
01:05:22
we've been in quarantine for two months right they lost all that money and now we're that was yesterday was the day
01:05:27
were the we were supposed to open mm-hmm retail stores right and some of the mom-and-pop
01:05:33
stores are like okay we barely made it yeah we're finally we get to open now you
01:05:39
were able to stalk her shelves that's all the money and then all of a sudden it's gone and now they're done I know
01:05:46
you know makes me say Margit they made so much money off of the quarantine yeah like Walmart yeah Target Amazon Amazon they all they killed it I don't believe in looting but if you're
01:05:59
gonna loot loot those places I don't feel as bad well no [ __ ] Yeah right there corporation their corporations
01:06:04
they'll get back on the boat loot mom-and-pop but I stand by what I said yeah little white kids I me you you're
01:06:13
from France yeah I stand by what I said if you're a white kid and I see you looting shame on you [ __ ] you you're an
01:06:18
idiot you're [ __ ] idiot you got no business doing that that dude it makes me so [ __ ] mad I you know we said
01:06:25
earlier in the podcast I said I don't agree with setting things on fire and and and and and causing havoc and chaos
01:06:32
I think if you do peacefully it gets more done but I understand the anger of people that want to take out their aggression and there's no right answer
01:06:38
it sucks you shouldn't do it I get the aggression things are coming to a head it sucks
01:06:43
mm but if I see a white kid stealing stuff and they haven't they're not even [ __ ] part of the protest they just want to steal [ __ ] and take advantage of what's happening you're a piece of [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] and I
01:06:55
hope the cop tackles you and I hope they [ __ ] you up yes yes yeah I hope they do
01:07:00
sup I hope they tackle every white kid and they throw his [ __ ] ass in jail because that's not what this is about
01:07:06
okay stop all right we'll be right back with kcal 9 news stop I get pension a sub stop I get passionate let's let's let's let's this is a moment in history
01:07:20
yeah okay yep and we have to learn from this moment in history mm-hmm and the lesson to be learned right is if you're a cop and you murder an innocent human
01:07:35
being mm-hmm these are the consequences of those actions this is what happens this is
01:07:40
what happens chaos chaos right because like the analogy I said about filling out water
01:07:47
balloon with water it hop yeah right we're in a popping here we pop I'm in this moment yeah right so there are negative consequences that I don't even agree with like looting and
01:07:59
people getting hurt and yeah tear gas the whole [ __ ] thing it's awful it's also terrible but let's look at why why
01:08:07
did it happen yeah and so let's learn from this yeah but we won't because I'll tell you why we we might know I do think this could create a big change dude this is happening all over the world
01:08:20
last night I there's my one of my favorite documentaries of all time yeah Justine documentary I love their Negro
01:08:26
oh yeah Deena yeah so what James Baldwin he was an author or write and he was supposed to write a book or play about his three friends that were murdered
01:08:37
play was a play yeah Metzger Martin Luther King and Malcolm X that's right he was friends with all three of them and there was a clip in
01:08:48
there where they showed a protest in Birmingham I think yeah and a cop had his knee on a black woman's neck right and it showed it it was a still right it
01:09:02
was a still it wasn't video photo oh yeah right and I thought oh they've been doing this [ __ ] forever forever yeah right and this is in what the late 60s
01:09:16
mmm-hmm when this happened it hasn't changed no I know right now we just have social
01:09:22
media to show you what's going on right so my point though is is that you know I'm not a black guy living in America i
01:09:30
I don't I would even know I'm an Asian guy I have my own experiences with this yeah with racism but it's not remotely even
01:09:37
close to what African Americans have witnessed and lived through in this country right so I have to be as an Asian guy mindful right and try to get
01:09:49
as much information about the history and learn from it myself and you know I'm I'm at guilt too
01:09:57
because I haven't done anything to help I'm a body by standard hmm I watch it I watch it I hate it you know me when when Trayvon Martin all these kids get killed
01:10:09
right I'm the first to follow it on social media and on the news I read all the articles it kills me it destroys me
01:10:17
it breaks my [ __ ] heart but I have to be admit I haven't done anything what do you think you should be doing I don't
01:10:22
know okay so that's that so but I don't know but I need to do something small steps help right yeah like I said before
01:10:28
posting about it on social media that stuff helps it helps to get your voice out there because people who respect you
01:10:35
and love you that go man I love Bob you'll get now I know so you're saying it now so what I'm saying is you aren't
01:10:40
helping yeah I'm seeing that it's it's got to stop and if if riots and these things need to happen they need to happen well they're gonna happen they're gonna happen they're gonna happen it's
01:10:52
just gonna happen so what needs to get fixed is the [ __ ] system yeah and it's got to be a complete mind shift a
01:11:00
shift in in in in America's mentality and perspective and ideology we really have to do a shift in this country in the biggest way Yeah right and the first
01:11:13
thing we need to do is get that guy off out of office he I'm sorry you you I regardless of what your political point of view is right he enjoys this he you
01:11:31
know he ignites it with his words he knows he wants a civil war right because the guy the people that support him are on the other end of this thing right so
01:11:43
the more he ignites that the closer they become to her and more loyal to him right and this is we need somebody in
01:11:53
the middle who's gonna reach out to everybody yeah but that's hard to find almost impossible to find why can't we have you well you run yeah because if I
01:12:06
was president because you're because that would change things for for my own personal that's what they all do no I
01:12:13
would tear it on the White House okay cool and rebuild it made out of vicodin oh so when I get stressful I lick the
01:12:21
wall no yeah I'll lick a wall right in President Lee you've been eating part of the West Wing this entire morning right have to rebuild it and because I'm Asian there would be no West Wing only East Wing yeah that's very good
01:12:37
yeah and then there would be a lot of like designer toys what would your menu be if you rent if you were in the White
01:12:42
House what's your what's your oh my god and everyone I've had to eat it they do they all have to yeah I would have Lou
01:12:47
Oh Liu Kang Liu Kang no Illuminati's yeah yeah you'd have my stuff yeah yeah I'm calling on this so Lou Malnati's on Monday yeah Lou Mullaly on Monday right what's on Tuesday um Carrie
01:12:58
well who's Terry Terry there's a Mexican restaurant right down the street from me I can say
01:13:04
you want that chef to come work in the right now but it's not a chef it's a woman that owns the rest okay so the woman you need to tell Terry hey Terry
01:13:10
all your cousins are so come over the way you live at the way out in the basement on Tuesday well you know what
01:13:15
I'm living the main house do you know oh you know what I you know what I'll have for them yeah the Mexicans a south wing
01:13:21
yeah I would have a south wing but there's a wall there's a wall a wall oh yeah yeah Oliver yeah so your menu is
01:13:30
Lou Malnati's Monday Tuesday's days and then Wednesdays I would have um well this is a little bit of high tea toidy
01:13:35
but um I go to a place called Austin a poem OSN table you know what it is yes what is it
01:13:41
sushi yeah where you want to talk about it yeah so Austin a bow is a Michelin star yeah sushi restaurant it's super exponent only one star by the way uh
01:13:53
he's got a star sorry get a star McDonald let's get a star I did go to eat I got a half star and I don't need
01:13:59
maintenance I think people have looked at my body in your body they'd go you eat McDonald's no [ __ ] when you get your willy in
01:14:05
their colors when you look like McDonnell Bach you you look like a buffer you guys see what you look like
01:14:10
you look like a box of fries you gonna let Greg Fitzsimmons you get the same color of the box and your little yellow arms sticking out you look like french
01:14:16
fries you so then on Wednesday is Austin a bow that's a table and the Thursdays I would have to go um something like what do you mean
01:14:27
something not you know like something a nice like a salad place like a sound oh I'm president [ __ ] okay yeah yeah
01:14:34
you'll be my vice I view your VP yeah you will one I don't have to do anything they don't [ __ ] do anything I know I have to make a
01:14:40
couple speeches where I'm like I'm concerned about the environment and then I'd go eat us a neighbor yeah and then Thursday I would probably do um you know
01:14:47
big fan of um pot pies really oh yeah you like empanadas have you ever had known as empanadas I love and pinellas you ever had known as empanadas but it's not my favorite oh my god have you ever
01:14:59
had known us I'm like there's a part of it she's there she makes the best empanada yeah have you ever had
01:15:06
empanadas you like him have you ever had known us you know known as oh they're all over there's one in Beverly Hills like white Americana
01:15:13
oh chicken pot pies what about so you want chicken pot pie I like chicken pot pies I like any kind of pot pie right big hot piping hot straight out of the oven just lay key cross so when you ego
01:15:25
yeah it burns and I would also do um I would also do um some sort of like a Romany place well Uriah tea or something you've had a puto zone Robin you've got
01:15:35
a puto a puto Robin you have had puto wrong with bro you know they brought one here the to LA yeah and I went over
01:15:41
there yeah wasn't good I was I was so disappointed I said I've had a puto in Japan did you really yeah and and then I
01:15:48
said I had it in New York too and it was better there and a woman was like oh you didn't like it I said no this is not good anyway shut the [ __ ] up my
01:15:55
president idle sorry what I was sorry sir sorry no empanadas I'm sorry sir alright yeah and no [ __ ] can we have
01:16:01
some Chinese food please oh [ __ ] yeah we gotta have China where I would go hmm I would go armed Oh what the [ __ ] it's
01:16:09
called it's called um we eat it in in Alhambra it's called um something Coast fishing do you know what it is no have you been there though right we're the big lobster dish
01:16:21
oh my god coach something it's a no well I'll get it later okay I'm gonna go there and then Sunday
01:16:27
the free-for-all this is whatever you need to eat yeah yeah yeah have you ever when you go down to San Diego when you go down to the the hoist or two have you
01:16:33
ever had El Pescador the fish market right around the core do you like fish yeah what I'm Asian [ __ ] you yeah but I
01:16:39
don't feel like cooked fish I love all kinds of fish bro okay relax have you been to Mama's fish house no Maui no oh
01:16:45
my god I know I've heard you've talked about it before it's the pet it literally is what's two month
01:16:50
reservation yeah and you talked about getting you got in because you're special that's special well know most
01:16:55
people there didn't know you but one guy was a fan are you out of your mind yeah yeah you get it so anyway let's go back
01:17:02
to I am NOT your Negro though that the documentary yeah if you honestly if you're somebody that's like oh why can't they just get over it and you know all that stuff mm-hmm
01:17:14
you have you have to open your eyes in your heart and start [ __ ] watching [ __ ] and learning about you I really think that that's you know vital viewing
01:17:26
yeah you need to watch stuff like that that is specifically yeah I love that guy James Baldwin meanwhile I did watch
01:17:32
the Epstein documentary last night I don't know what that is Jeffrey Epstein no lawyer Jeffrey Epstein he's a lawyer
01:17:42
you don't know who that is give no frame of reference to what happened socially what no matter who Jeffrey Epstein is what did you do who is he though just
01:17:54
let her tell me and then I'll gonna stop what do you do that's right little girls
01:18:02
little girls dude he's a pervert you don't know about Jeffrey [ __ ] Epstein it was a big thing in the knew you
01:18:07
couldn't escape it I'm sorry they said he killed they said they killed himself are out please cut
01:18:13
there's no we're leaving it yeah but I don't know how do you not know [ __ ] Epstein cut this part I said he killed himself but he didn't they actually he
01:18:19
probably was [ __ ] murder at the hands of what I think the Clinton administration claims hadn't killed him
01:18:25
dude he used to be friends of Bill Clinton used to fly to this Bay at a private island with little kids you don't know any of this stuff this is
01:18:31
blowing my mind he used to pay high school girls $200 to come over his house you know mixing joyas mix it choy yeah yes is a DJ no
01:18:40
he's a joy joy how does that feel though mix it joy yeah you don't know who mixing Choi's a mix of choy do you know it is no get the [ __ ] out of here Bobby mixer toy was in the old boy he
01:18:51
was the actor oh yeah there's Jeffrey Epstein is it's like the most famous case of the past decade do
01:18:58
you know who Karthik Keyser söze is yes and who Keyser [ __ ] so say is miksa choice do you know this Yoram of Funes
01:19:07
to share a buffoon this [ __ ] to cheer up my foon to share a big spoon no so you
01:19:14
don't know see what - could play this game no no everybody knows who Jeffrey Epstein is No yes they do
01:19:20
yes they do it's the baby what's the biggest case of the past decade Department I know who is attending pretending pretending pretending [ __ ]
01:19:30
idiot where did he wear where did he um he was in the New York prison and then like he
01:19:35
killed himself and he was dead but I know he didn't he was murdered but they say that he killed himself and there's
01:19:40
many photos of Clinton's there was also many photos with him with trumpet drum back in the day I'm with Jude a lot but
01:19:47
people but not just Democrats and I mean not just Republicans yeah lots of Democrats I know the human trafficking
01:19:53
thing um gross disgusting it's I don't like it yeah I don't like it yeah human trafficking I'm not a family let me I can I ask you something about human trafficking real quick oh no because
01:20:09
let's suppose I had the whim like let sapote just let see you and I woke up one day I called you yeah let's just try to start one up just to hear me out I
01:20:22
would go ha ha ha what are you - no but I don't know how how would you what are you the star is our kid I'll I'll give
01:20:29
you the guy's number no you gotta be this I mean you capture people do it when in this documentary is
01:20:36
yeah you become rich and powerful and the very rich and powerful I've access to everything Leslie Wexler
01:20:42
do you who Leslie Wexner is you know that he ever heard this name he was very good friends with Epstein one of the richest men at one point in America
01:20:48
owned a car company called the limited remember the clothing brand for girls and also bought a little company called
01:20:54
Victoria's Secret mmm which by the way if anybody wants another story of Victoria Secret know if you've ever heard of this
01:21:02
he bought the company from the guy who started it for a million dollars here's a disgusting and tragic it is
01:21:09
this guy who started Victoria's Secret with him and another partner they had dumped their entire life savings into this this budva era
01:21:16
lingerie company it was taking off it was netting six million a year okay six million it's very vague and it's
01:21:24
been it's been you know theorized that Leslie West are basically strong-armed this guy into selling him the company
01:21:30
for a million dollars because why the [ __ ] if you're making six million would you sell a company outright for a million dollars right he takes his
01:21:36
company grows it into a multi multi-billion dollar Victoria Secrets [ __ ] huge right not to long after
01:21:41
this guy jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge kills himself so Leslie Wexner is one of these [ __ ]
01:21:47
super powerful I'll get anything I want guys and he was paired up and buddy buddy buddy with Jeffrey Epstein in the documentary they
01:21:53
try to make him out to be like I didn't know and I didn't know what he was up to and all this stuff bull [ __ ] they would
01:21:59
use his mansion in Ohio though why did the guy who soon going on Victoria's Secret cuz he went [ __ ] broke he but
01:22:05
he sold for a million dollars he's not he's gonna use that money to start a new company then he saw how much money Victoria Secret made and he I [ __ ] he
01:22:11
got fine no but you know what when you tie yourself to money and that's what that's not what life is about
01:22:17
correct correct but when you get [ __ ] over it probably hurts doesn't matter it's like it's like alright well I'm gonna take all your money from you I'm
01:22:23
gonna take that's five I would never kill myself you okay I take all your money your family and your friends that
01:22:30
you think are your family in your friends they leave you they want nothing to do with you earlier they're all alone and you're broke and you had everything
01:22:36
but you got everything taken away I would go to UM Washington mm-hmm right hitchhike if I have no money state of Washington right and I would go to a woodcarver okay I'm the wood carver go
01:22:48
ahead and I go hey man I know it's up listen I just need a place to stay and food okay I want to also learn from you okay work wood wood carvings oh you got
01:22:58
a little let me see your hands put your hands up yep I'm sorry man can't work with those little Korean hands why I can
01:23:04
pick up I have not to tie knee you got to be a man man you got a big old man mitts over here yeah but I can carve it
01:23:10
I want to carve a little ornament like a little animals and stuff oh oh little little tiny work yeah yeah we can have
01:23:15
you dude the queue why don't you go live in the shed yeah I'll give you five dollars a day yeah it would pray know praying I
01:23:24
would pray right yeah and get into Eastern like meditation I would figure it out I would find your own way yeah
01:23:30
yeah but you know when some people been [ __ ] over their whole when something like [ __ ] them over and their life goes upside down it's kind of hard I know I
01:23:37
can understand that but still it's like like like because there's so much vindictive power and money do you know the story of the guy who made beanie
01:23:43
babies do you know about this guy do you have you ever heard him about tae-woo I don't know his last name what's a beanie baby you know to be you
01:23:49
know what a beanie baby is right don't ya what's going on yeah you guys don't know Epstein or beanie babies I feel like I'm gonna [ __ ] the neck a beanie baby a little tiny school a plush toy I know what a beanie baby is going the
01:24:04
story this guy's fascinating he basically wanted to [ __ ] over his dad to tell his dad to go [ __ ] himself yes he got fired from the toy company used to
01:24:10
work at went traveling around Europe or someone to Italy or some [ __ ] saw that they were making all this money on plush
01:24:16
toys came back here started this company if nothing more than to bury his father basically just just just to get back at
01:24:21
his daddy mm-hm and he spent his entire like youth because he hated his father trying to [ __ ] his dad's girlfriends he
01:24:28
lost his virginity to one of his dad's girlfriends Wow his entire goal in life was to gain power and money from his father [ __ ] him over because he had a
01:24:34
DND he did yeah but that's what most of these psycho rich people are I know they're psychos the money thing is like
01:24:41
the money's not even the real thing they just want the power and the ability it's gross I think think right now because I
01:24:49
did yoga right before this yeah you seem calm I'm very calm and I think I'm being I'm looking at it in a more of a namaste
01:24:55
kind of I like it Allen's mm-hmm so um give up all your possessions then how about this if you're gonna be namaste
01:25:02
can I keep all the money that you would make from the podcast well yeah you can but I won't do it then huh if you want to do it on your own bad friends if you
01:25:12
want to deal with the Oh Vaughn or big head what's his name the one with the the one that goes
01:25:24
who is that Shoob bandy shooby the only person I want to do anything with you know that okay why do you want to do it where Prince let me just do in presence
01:25:34
of way mm-hmm daliyah yeah okay yeah if you wanna do with Carolyn no um Whitney no Theobald
01:25:51
öthey oh I don't want to do with anybody but you baby you're the only one that I've ever cared about you're the only one that I've ever loved you're the only person that's ever had my heart and you know that how do you
01:26:02
think this is gonna end you think is it you think these riots are gonna fizzle away or do you think something needs to
01:26:07
happen like Garrick shavon getting first-degree murder well chop knees again on the television and it's rise up and at least say something no he needs to [ __ ] get on
01:26:20
TV yeah he need to get on TV and set and say something seriously youyou can't say anything and heal the country if you
01:26:27
have no empathy yeah that's probably true he needs to but he can't he doesn't have the capabilities to say something but he broke Arles he needs to say something right now is the time the the
01:26:40
the the time is now to make a statement and it needs to end it doesn't have it my friend I'm so sorry I understand why people support them and I'm not angry at people
01:26:51
I used to be I used to be I used usually be mad that people that voted for change I was like a little confused and like
01:26:57
and kind of angry I know comics I'm not gonna call them out go ahead I know comics that support him they don't say
01:27:04
anything but I know they do we can say it no I can't daliyah Chris D'Elia is Amanda so but um and you know I used to be kind of like well why would you vote for that guy or whatever but I think I'm
01:27:17
getting to the point where it's like you know I'm never I haven't walked in their shoes namaste and I I don't know you
01:27:24
know why they come why they like them namaste really and I don't know if it derives some from some sort of trauma day or ramanamma staff yeah yeah I don't
01:27:39
know what it is but it's not my job to understand it is I they accept it you have to accept it
01:27:44
yeah namaste namaste yeah namaste what keep them sometimes people get so mad when we get political on the show but I
01:27:50
will say this no matter what you believe in if you support Trump or if you don't
01:27:56
like him as community as people we need to do our part on the lowest level to look out for each other and I'm being very genuine when I say that I don't [ __ ] care what's I what what side
01:28:09
you're on we should we need to be better people to each other that that's true no I mean that like I mean it mean it yeah
01:28:16
I mean it I think we need a supporting black people during this time is a very important thing for whites to do if you
01:28:22
have enough [ __ ] gumption and balls to make a statement about it but we do need to care about each other I think that's the hardest thing right now this day namaste
01:28:35
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