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dude and an Asian dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're
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oh I'm running out of air I was already I was already out I didn't even me to
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collect do it again dude ready yeah yeah
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[Music] oh well this is out this is stop I I had
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my eyes closed okay cuz I couldn't breathe do again I really liked it I really liked it let's do it one more
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time right but I'm going to keep your eyes with it wait hold on hold on hold
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no oh
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dude we're like a barber shop CET yeah that's real that was incredible also I heard you laugh in the middle of it too
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that because it sounded so beautiful to me we you kept the tone it was very good
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that was great well welcome back welcome back Carter and let me say something that's when you said when you don't say welcome back again because I think I
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think welcome backc back yeah yeah number one I want to say we got back from Australia
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and I my sleep schedule is so wickly yeah no yesterday I woke up at 5:
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today I woke up at 3: you I mean Carlos looks confused and dazed are you dazed
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yes or confused both both yeah it's great movie and yeah it was a great movie and I just kangaroo balls there
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yeah yeah yeah kangaroo ball petrified yeah I'm holding them that's real yeah
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heavy pretty heavy yeah sorry for fun your kangaroo no no no it's what I like no they're heavy cuz the
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uh we're we're getting we're getting we're getting it yeah we're going to be doing that quite frequently on this podcast oh and I brought this yeah for
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the studio oh wa a boomerang I'll throw it to you but hey can you edit this so it looks like it comes back to me
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yeah nice it works let me see it okay here for real I'll thr it to you
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all right end over end have you tried it in public no I just knew it would work it's the first time I've thrown it oh
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are you guys ready is there a way to throw it that it'll come back right here like this really if you throw it like that it does then because it flattens
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out you're such you know what it is dude you're such a know-it-all but I he does you know he knows everything it drives
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me why'd you ask me then why why do you ask me so many questions then if you don't want to know the answer cuz you
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know I got the answer I know you got the answer this is going to break something yeah look at Mone is the most scared
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don't go hard cuz when I like this it's going to naturally go sideways you know that right oh my God stop stop that's it so
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what's your what are how's your sleeping insane it's terrible I can't believe you're doing spots I had a spot at
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midnight and I first time my life canceled it Saturday night I didn't do one Saturday I can I told you that was a
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bad no no I went I thought you yeah I went I went I went I went and you went Monday I went Monday yeah not tonight
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and tonight no no tonight tomorrow tomorrow yeah yeah um so what time have you been sleeping I've been trying to go
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to bed at night but I stay awake till like 4:00 a.m. and then I I still wake up at 9:00 a.m. and then I am tired all
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day yeah yeah it's rough what about you I'm good I know you are I knew you would be good I'm good because I did the exact
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pattern I told oh my God it's going to drive me crazy that pattern oh my God is
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that oh my God the funniest part is I literally said when we fly to Sydney he
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he this is what pattern everyone that listening this is what he does this is what he does okay yeah cuz he's Mr noall
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okay that's my new name Mr Mr know all dude right but it's Mr n Mr no and so Mr
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No all he obviously we do a group meeting we do when he has his little Ted Talks right well this is what we need to
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do they Ted X's yeah yeah so he go so he says um all from from Perth to Australia
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right don't sleep at all we were in the airport in yeah yeah to Sydney sorry
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from okay that's another know-- all thing you just you could let it go you could have
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Let It Go but you didn't dud I'm Mr no yeah yeah yeah yeah all right all right so from per to Sydney don't sleep it up
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which is like a four and a half hour flight four hours yeah what did I do slept a whole time the whole time I stayed awake the whole time because when
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he says something to do I go the opposite smart I want to I'm M I'm know- it all's Nemesis wait a minute I'm Mr
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know-it-all you're Mr no at all that's Mr no yeah that's what it is right so I say no I slept the whole way smart yeah
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good for you and then like a [ __ ] idiot you stayed up the entire flight
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home 15 hours watch me watch me I said stay up on the first leg on the second
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leg eat the dinner and then last as long as you can to match up with the LA clock and go to bed because then it'll be
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night time then when you wake up it'll be noon in La when we wake up and get to La but it'll actually kind of be our
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sleep schedule think it's like 10 9 or 10 a.m. which I go that'll work perfectly I took I I was up during the
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meal I see him I watch across the aisle he's on his iPad and you can hear him I can hear him laugh yeah yeah yeah
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and then I go to bed right I wake up from bed feeling good take a piss he's
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still up still on his iPad and I know he hasn't fallen asleep giggling in the exact same position yeah exact same position then I
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go back again I'm stretching a little bit I'm thinking he probably is asleep now Wide Awake wi awake not 1 hour of
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sleep on 15- hour flight and now what's happening I can't
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sleep I know see I told you so um well you're right but I refuse right good for you right right you should I would
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rather and here's another thing I would rather you know what I'd rather this for you I like this I know you do and here's another thing that I did
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huh what long time ago you and I went bowling yeah right and you try to teach
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me how of Bowl that's right yeah and I refused that's right but then when we went to Sunny's birthday party yeah
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right um Charles mton taught me exactly what you taught me but I listened to
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what he said do you remember yeah yeah right and I started bowling correctly right and I looked at you and I I think
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you were a little upset by by it yeah a little bit yeah yeah so it's like you know I like if he teaches me something I
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refuse to listen but if it's like anybody else right with the same knowledge cuz he has all he's Mr knowt
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all right all but I don't know why that is why is that you think uh because you resent the fact that I'm younger than
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you but no more than you he's talented too there's literally nothing you can't do God bless mhm we
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talked about it the other day I said can you name one thing you can't do and you couldn't that's not true I said he
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couldn't do that he couldn't he can't beat me that's the he can't beat me he can't beat me he can't beat me in ping
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pong how about this I can't play piano and he's beautiful piano ping pong ping pong I can beat
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you get a table oh my God tennis a tennis we might be more evenly
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matched I was on tennis team in high school and that was 40 years ago it
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doesn't matter I I had ridden a bike since I was in high school we rode a bike in [ __ ] Australia there's no phrase that's uh
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hey it's just like tennis once you learn you never not learn there is no tennis Freight yes it it it goes to tennis it's
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just like hitting a tennis ball yeah yeah once you know you know once you know you know yeah yeah we did ride a beautiful bike around rot Ness Island
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and had a gorgeous day at rot Ness Island probably one of our best days what a roller coaster though incredible
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right why well cuzz we I kind of hyped it up the entire trip and Bobby kept pulling me aside and saying listen I
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know everyone says they're the cutest animal on Earth but what if we get there and they don't like us that's right and we got there and they were all just like
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looking for food cuz I'll tell you why yeah may I tell you why yeah my wisdom on this yeah okay look at them right
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there oh my God they are cute they're so cute rice are so cute they're so [ __ ] cute so um edible by the way they look
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very edible yeah they look like porks they look like they look like little Andre yeah little Andres so here's the
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situation here guy my friend is is that I'll tell you how the quaca came into my
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I I told you right how yeah Jim Jeff Jim Jeff right months ago pulled me aside M
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you got to see the quaca yeah he told me the island and everything right so I've been thinking and dreaming about quaca a
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long time I get that yeah and then when we got there some [ __ ] bloke some Australian bloke says to me
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uh mate you know why they call it rot Nest Island I go why and he goes because
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the first guy that went there right thought they were a rat so in my mind I'm like oh they're not
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they're they're not as cuz what we see we I thought they were like going to be real small like rats me too yeah right
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but then when I saw that's me yeah when I yep look at that you taken a photo with one so beautifully oh the Joey is
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coming out yeah the little Joey is coming out of the stomach dude that was like magical in
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love in love with that and that was like 4 hours into the trip you got that yeah that was the last second we were about
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to we're about to board the boat to go home well because I don't here you know when people go crazy over celebrities
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yeah that's how I F yeah yeah yeah I go less crazy I take a step back I go you know I'm better than that right so there
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was a lot of quaca fawning a lot of fawning yeah right so I'm like no you know what I'm would be cool about this
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but after like two or three hours like what the [ __ ] are you doing it's a [ __ ] quaca take a photo yeah you're
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like 3 hours in you're like I'm ready I'm ready to take yeah yeah no but see this is what I appreciate about you you
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waited till you felt like it was time and guess what yeah that photo is proof that if you wait good things will come
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exactly because a lot of people got a lot of bad photos of them with quaca not looking at him you on the other hand have a picture perfect picture
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with because I had the little baby in the stomach one it was unbelievable it was really un what an unbelievable so
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the the proof is in the pudding kiddo if you wait good things will come you know don't call me kiddo anymore all right baby
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doll I think it's kind of funny we got um we got a lot of love down there in
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Australia we want to thank it was probably yeah go ahead sorry no no that's it I just want to say we want to thank probably sorry go ahead I just
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want to say that I uh I want to thank cut me off again probably there it
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is I want to thank all the fans from Down Under it was one of the best experiences we've ever had I mean it it
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was
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sure you're not going to be mad what do I care it's already you already made fun of me half of the trip about it I got
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mocked incessantly even though what did Andrew provide except for great recommendations for food and hangout
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spots and cool things to see but that's okay but make fun of me more it's fine well then I will not you're right I'd
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actually prefer it if you did if you did go ahead make fun of me well so um you asked me to close the shows I
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asked you to close the shows cuz I wasn't feeling good go that's fine and I 100% back that cuz usually we switch off
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sure and I said will you end up closing some of these shows please yeah we but I close except for the one so except for one what one of the
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shows you didn't what no no let me finish he knows what I'm talking about
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close every other show you know one so the close the I always wanted to close
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one of the shows interesting this is so interesting what you're doing this is so
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interesting what what did I do I wasn't there but I I get the picture you get the picture right so there's one show
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where he goes you know what Bob I'm going to I'm going to close this particular one I'm like mik I thought I was going to close all of them right and
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then it was the show that it was Dakota Fanning Sarah smooch
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Smoochy and slip yeah yeah yeah smook these are right sure yeah yeah now what
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I'm saying is is that so the one show that your celebrity friends are coming you're like I want to close because I
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want to make seem well they came to see me cuz they're not a fan of you see what
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you're doing right now no no no I'm just being honest you like the honesty now they all
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were like I don't really care about Bobby I don't like his stuff so I said would you guys like me to go last and
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I'd prefer it yeah less of more of you but whatever I just want to tell you the whatever the reason if you like the
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truth whatever I love the if you like this little truth theu they all literally said we're not fans of Bobby Lee both comedically
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personally and I said that's rude that's my partner I love what you're doing I love what you're doing right now dude
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these are their work yeah I know I don't think I don't as a stand up think or as
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a podcaster yeah I don't think so they go we're not we're that's just not our style and I
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said maybe what what would it matter who went up first then it they're going to see me anyway they saw me anyway because
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you hate it if I do too much time you [ __ ] about it every time so if I go second then you're not going to complain to me right it was just an observation I
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don't know if it's the truth but I'm giving you the truth it could have been one show you're like here's a deal it could have been one show it's like you
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know what I just feel like closing out the second show no no the truth really is I thought okay if they're coming to see I'm not going to have you get upset
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at me because I did too much time in the front so I was like let me close the show so I don't hear it from you because every show we've ever done if I do too
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much time and there's proof in the booth you do get mad okay are you going to be honest and say that that's true that is
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the true yes because you go let me ask can I and I see I hear backstage you going like this he's doing too much time
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always doing too much time cuz these guys they rat you out let me say something let me tell you
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something the reason rat him out out I'm sorry all what I'm saying is is that so
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your beef is not with me pal I'll it's with the rat okay let me see all first of all
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right you rat [ __ ] dude I don't remember yeah yeah you both you rat [ __ ] and number two and number two
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right don't hide now pal right don't hide let me I I'm going to say something to you okay you're you're one of the
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best comics on first of all cut let me let me finish cut it out let me he's one of the best comics on planet Earth okay
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no listen right we're playing in front of thousands and people right do you
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know how hard it is I'm blocking your face do you know how hard it is to follow this guy in any environment say
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we say the same thing about you okay so my point is is that you know I mean I'm sorry that I at times don't want to work
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that hard okay I'm sorry I don't want to work that hard and number two right back me up now
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now you two rats right time out real fast real fast the truth is out there and I love the truth no but let me stop
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the truth real fast okay good two two two things real fast real fast yeah one clearly they
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never said that about you you know I'm joking you know that I'm joking I just read it myself out no no I just said
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listen to me I just admitted that I do complain and now that was some [ __ ] Jedi [ __ ] dude
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that was UN don't do that he knows everything he knows everything dude can I finish though yeah yeah let two things
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go ahead one they never said that about you because you know that they're all in love with you I made that up as a joke but two to Dakota Fanning them all of
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them of course they didn't I know but but but let me level this let me level this okay to make this even more fair
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that is true I did want to go second because I did I did not want you to get mad at me by the time and then to make
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both of these things together these guys will also tell you the rat [ __ ] scumbag loser [ __ ] that they'll
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tell you the exact same thing that I say about you when you're on stage verbatim I go I don't know why he doesn't go second he's crushing and I don't want to
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go after that do I not say that to you so yes okay the same thing you say to them I say to them about you as well
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okay so so we're good we're good and who are we really mad at yeah but we're not
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good yet okay I love this cuz my parents divorced when I was six so I never got this
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so let me let me so let me let me just you know like go to the committee okay mhm so Mone all right no I had to burp
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yeah Mone look at me why do you think he wanted to go second just in your opinion you know
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what I mean your opinion that only the second show on Mel don't look at me what are you doing
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dude you're about to lie I could just see you did a swallow he wanted to look cool in front of his actor friends it is
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Carlos I think he wanted to show what a good comedian he was in front of his
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friends okay and yeah that's fine that's great yeah I told you what it was yeah I didn't want to hear it from you if I
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went long that's really I I did not want to hear your [ __ ] about you going because by the way I did 30 minutes cuz
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I wanted to do more time he wanted to give him the best version of the show oh fancy fancy what are you doing what are
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you doing we were just we were just sailing through this so here's the no no no all right
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let that sink in I don't want it to yeah yeah I it's already just clean it off once you get HIV you have
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it not anymore D I know but I not I haven't taken the cocktail yet well please do yeah so I just took some HIV
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but can a shot of it he's walked into the poor so yeah so um at least he's embraced it you said that's the best
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part of the show no Fancy no yeah yeah no no listen if this is going to be
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about the truth and if we're putting it on the table yeah let's just do it let's not like you know let's be Cowboys okay
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so I told you my truth yeah that and I believe you I genuinely I just want to do a lot of time so I I just heard your
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truth and you know what nice fancy way to go so anyway um wow what a great trip it was
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incredible What a Wonder it was awesome we saw kangaroos we did we Jess and I went for a long walk and saw some Ros
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that was awesome it was incredible and then in Auckland um
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uh Carlos went to a brothel which I'm sure is can you can you talk about it
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yeah of course we already talked about it yeah it was more independent um oh L mom and pop less corporate yeah it was
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just in a hotel room and there was like a closed barrier like when you walked into to the left so there was someone
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else hooking up in there as well I so she was like go shower and so I went and showered like I faked it a little bit
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what do you mean you faked Itor I had already showered I didn't do something like you just went in there and protect ended to soap why wouldn't you just
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shower again shower I didn't want to double soap it it be just too much sorry
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I didn't want to do soap double soap it is too much like you get extra clean yeah what does that even [ __ ] mean I
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didn't want to do two soaps so I but it's not your body it's your breath
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that's what they meant when you can't wash that in the shower you can't you know and and let's can we discuss can we discuss that for a second okay there was
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no discussion at all there's not anything that smells particularly like that that's why prostitutes don't yeah
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yeah yeah yeah that's why prostitut don't kiss yeah do you kiss him it's no it's a level of it's you know what it is
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okay when you know you know when you're in a porta potty you know what what it is right you go that's
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a mixture of poo and generations you of it right right when you go whatever
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right when you're at like when you're in skid R right you kind of know what those smells are you know I mean people that
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are Bo dirty you know I mean you know what I mean you EX I get age with his is
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a particular kind of skank pretty interesting yeah stench that you don't know quite what it is right what is it
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it's like there's salami right but then there's also dirt but then there's also like you know what I mean like you
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know vomit vomit yeah yeah but it's like it's from vaping and a bunch of Stu but it's a lot but it's like also here's
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another thing that you can do which is I think an X-Men power you can project it from across the room well that is like a
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power if you I I I I I could literally walk in the room go oh Carlos is here before even I
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see you whoa I'm being real I I go oh Carlos I don't even have to look you're
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just there does it leave a trail or something it's a projection I don't know it's weird it's like a funk what is it
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what is it what is it I think it's because I don't eat enough you don't eat enough food so your
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stomach is eating itself yeah weird [ __ ] that's bio well every morning I throw up
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blood and stuff oh my God what are we going what no no don't do don't do that
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yeah yeah why I'm still alive though okay when's the last time you saw a doctor I'll see my dad in couple days
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and I'll see what's up wait oh so your dad is your doctor oh yeah I just text him and
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then you call him do dad Dr dad on NBC
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wait a minute does he ever run blood work on you no he just like blood work do you ever run blood work on yourself
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have you ever never do you've never done that no you honly dude at your age you have to run blood work I mean I've
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gotten STD tests that's not the same thing I'm talking about holistic your whole body needs to know like maybe you
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have allergies to something you you can have some stuff going on that you don't know that's like what hot girl and I'm
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not even talking about your breath he's I'm I'm talking about separately you should run blood work dude to know what
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I'm talking about your breath that's right that part yeah I'm talking about it what if he does blood work what if he
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does blood work and the results come back yeah yeah yeah even the blood is like
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even like when um like sometimes I'll say get me mince are you just trying to like make
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it easy but you so hav't I when we're doing shows do I ever say that when he says get me mince he means I go get
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Royal me I'm trying not to be rude right it's a message he doesn't get it yeah get me gum mints right and get
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me you know what I mean toothpaste mouthwash it's not for me I don't use it
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it's for you okay yeah yeah yeah so that's hint I had a lot of mints in Australia I always had some on me okay I
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people at that show than in the state of Nevada when it was admitted into the Union in
00:25:50
1860 it was almost a great moment do I get the Mr know-it-all thing now or is it get pass to this [ __ ] guy that's a
00:25:56
great I think you've influenced them no yeah yeah that's basically baby
00:26:01
know-it-all that's baby know it all baby know it all I don't even come up with [ __ ] like that I don't cuz you know it
00:26:07
all but you also know timing Ah that's what it is but he knows a lot let me ask you Mone do you know about
00:26:13
Ko No okay do you know about what's the Nevada thing what is this saying your I
00:26:19
saw this in a video that other day when Nevada was became a state in 1860 they had just over 6,000 people and I thought
00:26:25
that's crazy there was more people in the audience not going to lie that is [ __ ] amazing that's insane a state
00:26:31
when it was formed influence influence yeah yeah yeah see how no no
00:26:36
influence each other hey hey yeah hey yeah good boy he's learning yeah good
00:26:42
boy you're actually come you're but my kind of know it all Carlos is you right what up yeah what's up bro what's up
00:26:47
what's up we don't know those a few things he doesn't know we know nothing yeah all right so let me ask you though
00:26:53
not to stick on this joke do you go to see a dental hygienist though oh my God no you can't just have you don't no will
00:27:00
you I think it's will
00:27:05
they choose that's very funny yeah they will
00:27:11
not I I will huh I I haven't been in you know he has his picture up at the denst
00:27:18
office he's banned wanted wanted yeah yeah yeah Dad wow wait a minute so you
00:27:24
won't go I'll just do other things yeah but wait why won't you go see somebody
00:27:29
because I'm healthy I'm alive are you afraid of a dentist is that what that is no I'm really not I'm just lazy like how
00:27:35
my car I didn't it but this tripping me out when was the last time you went to a dentist for real maybe when I was a teenager andw
00:27:41
check this out in [ __ ] 30 years yeah and check it out what am I
00:27:47
doing what who was that you're a dentist no no it's worse what every woman that makes my
00:27:55
okay all right all right just imagine that wasn't Kil oh
00:28:03
wow shots [ __ ] fire dude yeah yeah yeah very good the frequency of dental
00:28:08
visits depends on your individual circumstances however the Ada recommends the American Dental Association wow
00:28:14
recommends adults and children see the dentist every six months that's so dorky no one does that I think they almost
00:28:19
everyone I know does really yeah I go to dentist everyone in this room goes to the dentist you don't you don't I mean
00:28:25
at the very least once a year is definitely what you should do I did tell Jesse this but I did brush my teeth with
00:28:31
Sprite and Adel yeah I forgot about that I said why Sprite and he goes I don't know what
00:28:38
fizzes bro he's just rubbing sugar on his bro bro dude that's the problem that
00:28:45
is yeah yeah I think we found it yeah we found the problem you're brushing your teeth with yeah yeah I was too lazy to
00:28:52
go to the bathroom just do it with pop rocks those fits too dog do you smell I
00:28:58
mean is there other smells in your body that you're not aware or privy to I don't know I can't smell them I can't
00:29:04
smell you can smell but I can't smell like marijuana or anything like that yeah you dip you dip and smell you dip
00:29:10
and smell yeah yeah like dip your finger in your butt and smell it no not the bot no no but don't start there yeah don't
00:29:17
start there no but I'll like I'll go like this and do that onit yeah have you do that yeah of course yeah I want to
00:29:22
sure if I'm see if I'm on track I think we need to get this solved and I mean this because now I feel like it's dangerous are you really throwing up in
00:29:28
the mornings oh yeah oh buddy come on that's not good yeah oh that's not good well then stuff's going on it's like
00:29:33
indigestion it's a whole thing and makco knows my pillows have blood on them when I wake up yeah
00:29:39
mcone you're not voicing this to us ever you're not going hey guys I think you should know this both for the sake of
00:29:45
health and comedy I mean I feel like everybody who's like 10 years older than me I'm like oh they got it somewhat
00:29:50
figured out no they don't they don't no no they don't they got it no there is no such thing I did love all the music we
00:29:56
made together though with the piano and singing and the trumpet I'm going to say it right now dude I told you backstage
00:30:02
and I don't know if you really took this to heart but I mean this I said man it's incredible when you are freestyling on
00:30:09
the piano and she's backing you up and just flowing with it I'm it's extremely
00:30:14
impressive maybe I'm a [ __ ] underexposed person to that kind of style of music but it [ __ ] blew my
00:30:22
mind every night I would sit down when you would freestyle on the piano and you would just smooth come in I was I'm gen
00:30:29
I'm being so genuine to you guys it's so impressive to me and maybe I'm don't know [ __ ] about music composion and
00:30:35
composition and Theory but it [ __ ] was incredible I'm not kid basic chords really sure yeah I maybe but it was
00:30:42
[ __ ] gorgeous I do also have to say that the shows versus the shows we did in America
00:30:47
year a couple years ago were way tighter over there we were much tighter well we had 60 cities of practice I mean we we
00:30:53
found a Groove we found a definitely Groove with all of it it just seems faster it was it was smooth and and and
00:31:01
we had some incredible people fans to help out in the show we had a woman who was able to squirt breast milk out of
00:31:08
her mouth into my mouth out of her tit into your mouth well she and spit it
00:31:14
like milk coming out your nose she squirted breast milk and it's sour it
00:31:20
doesn't taste like oat milk or right well of course what do you mean yes it does not taste like oat milk or or any
00:31:25
milk that I've ever had right it was like sour it's a human milk oh human milk human milk and let's see it right here let's play a clip
00:31:33
there oh my God so much more than insane dud wow wow wow wow that's all breast
00:31:39
mil that's all breast and those babies are not going to go hungry that is so much and can I say something too
00:31:46
probably one of the best breasts I've ever seen gorgeous you saw them right yeah I snuck back I mean they were a perfect brast and her husband approved
00:31:52
we asked her we said we said she goes my talent is that I can squirt breast milk very far and that's us asking her
00:31:59
husband I'm saying dude do you was this cool do you approve and he was thumbs up all day what show was that the show that
00:32:04
Dakota was at it was that was that yeah that was oh that was a magical show that's a magical show then Sarah snook
00:32:11
Jake Lacy oh Jake Lacy from um White Lotus White Lotus and I'm dying up here
00:32:17
I'm dying up here that's how we met yeah yeah yeah but um Sarah snook who is uh secession such an incredible actress I
00:32:23
walked up to her and I I just kind of grabbed her arms yeah I'm such a big fan
00:32:28
I have such a crush on her talent wise you know what I mean like I think she's so talented I'm like God you're I love
00:32:34
Dakota oh my God she's the [ __ ] she's so not what you think well cuz she's you
00:32:40
know what what's funny is when you grow up in LA and you meet people that grew up in La that are like actors that grew up here I guess it's more you have a
00:32:46
projection of an idea of who you think they are you do because you meet some kids that grew up here and they act and
00:32:51
it's a thing and you know even though she moved here as a young kid she kind of grew up here but you see a lot of
00:32:56
young actors cuz I know a lot that um they play by the Hollywood rules so they don't want to say the wrong thing or
00:33:03
they want to they're just very like in the middle about things right political political she seemed to be she reminded
00:33:10
me more of a comic she floats her own way she's like cool like accept yeah she
00:33:16
loved the show the show was wild it's really nice to see people feel free and not feel like because our show is
00:33:22
[ __ ] insane like you know Sarah brought their 14-year-old son and when they came backstage I was like do you
00:33:28
want him to see this show yeah and she was like yeah I mean why not who cares and they just saw Neil degrass Tyson
00:33:34
play there we played the same venue as rocket scientist deal rocket scientist
00:33:41
and we're sucking on tit milk yeah rock and roll D inredible Rock and [ __ ] roll it was a great trip over a great
00:33:46
yeah the whole trip was good there's only one part of it I didn't like tell me there only one part of it I didn't
00:33:51
like tell me it you know what it was um mcon yeah yeah
00:33:59
did you make me mad the whole the whole show did you did was I mad at you a little bit I was what was anger about
00:34:04
forgot I can tell you exactly what it is cuz it's a little bit of jealousy is what it was okay go ahead we played the
00:34:10
clip on here of you walking out to Sydney to all those fans right oh I knew it as soon as I saw Bobby post that I
00:34:15
knew this was oh no no no no no it's not mad at Bobby I said to him did you get us all coming out to the [ __ ] crap
00:34:22
wait he didn't get you coming out no no no no no there's got to that that doesn't make he does not and you were re
00:34:28
watching it all day on your Instagram and I just knew that he were I wasn't I
00:34:34
wasn't upset at you I was I said to him did you get everybody getting that shot
00:34:40
I got all of us going out is that what I asked you I said did you get me or Jesse
00:34:45
going on stage to the big crowd I don't want to I don't want to fight you Andrew what can I side with mcon for
00:34:54
a second interesting interesting interesting someone's trying to get
00:35:00
under Mr noall tutelage huh what someone's trying to be Mr noall for the show I mean just just a little thing
00:35:06
what is it I did go up to him before the show and I go make sure you get me
00:35:11
coming out interesting okay that that has no bearing that he would literally go I should probably get everybody
00:35:18
coming out yeah that yeah but that doesn't yeah you're right that doesn't it's 8,500 seats yeah you're right you yes you assume if one of us said hey
00:35:25
make sure you get this shot why wouldn't your instinct I should get this for J you were already on stage correct at
00:35:31
that moment so he couldn't go back no no no he asked him before the show Oh I thought it was like I was running up to
00:35:38
run the cameras to get the back of everyone going cuz I have running second
00:35:43
camera I I don't it's over to me and that will always lay inside of me as something that you disappointed me at
00:35:49
and it turned me I was extremely upset I went into my hotel room and I said not
00:35:55
happy doesn't care it almost a Dollywood moment that day
00:36:00
pretty close that wasn't why I was feeling that way but that that that Dollywood moment almost happened again
00:36:05
yeah I had a day that was scary I kept wanting to hang out with you so bad but
00:36:10
I knew it would be best to just leave I had to go to the gym I had to just walk away but Mone was a big sliver a big
00:36:18
sliver in my hand ow how do I get this out right I do have to say my relationship with
00:36:23
Mone got better on the trip mhm because because of that no not because
00:36:30
of that I feel like he was trying to he was trying yeah I will say he got he was
00:36:36
trying you're welcome everyone of my that's me that's all me I know what is
00:36:41
that's all me molding and shaping the yeah yeah I know it is and you know who didn't try on the trip at all who didn't put any effort into the trip whatsoever
00:36:48
Carlos yeah shout out to Carlos he worked very hard yeah you killed it Carlo you actually did a phenomenal job
00:36:54
thank you I appreciate a phenomenal job much better than than than we expected you to do you went above and beyond
00:36:59
fancy you didn't do [ __ ] you stayed back and caught up check let's talk about um the best hotels you think we stayed at I
00:37:06
think the coolest one we stayed at was uh um the W in was good in Brisbane
00:37:13
wildly dope but also my second was the Ritz Carlton the last night of yeah was
00:37:19
it Perth what night Perth uh yeah oh the crown the crown I mean yeah the crown yeah we had noou that night incredible
00:37:26
incredible little no dinner yeah and the kids never kids kids never had noou right never you're welcome didn't say
00:37:33
thank you once didn't say thank you I'm grateful really huh did not did you say thank you did we said it a few times
00:37:39
when do you remember give me the time he probably has it on cam time St I'll pull
00:37:45
it up that dinner was amazing I love the Lazy Susan spin the good Lazy Susan love a
00:37:53
good Lazy Susan and we had we had overall man every city
00:37:58
did what we thought they were going to do nobody let us down every city was amazing every venue was great and let's
00:38:04
be honest can we be honest we thought one of the Cities you we both were like
00:38:10
what if this isn't that good because of the venue oh yeah oh yeah and it turned out to be [ __ ] great which oh yeah
00:38:17
that one we were both oh I walked into that one oh here's another Memphis yeah you did say that another Memphis
00:38:25
Tennessee tank yeah but it wasn't show was amazing one of the best shows I
00:38:30
think save the trip I had a panic attack that day was that Brisbane Adel wait
00:38:35
tell that story yeah on the plane I had a panic attack and I was trying to like hold it together until I got to the hotel room so no one would know and
00:38:42
right at the end oh well when I got to the baggage claim Bob he was like go get me some donuts so I'm like still trying
00:38:47
to like hold my breathing together and I'm ordering these donuts and the lady's taking forever and shrimp's like come on
00:38:53
got to go no you didn't know and so I get the donuts and I get on the the and right when we park Bobby's like what's
00:38:59
going on with you and I was like I think I'm having a panic and then he starts yelling to everyone she's having a panic
00:39:06
attack I was like you're making it worse well then I went back there and I go are you really having a panic attack I didn't know if he was joking and then
00:39:11
you were just I just got to my hotel and like tried to control my breathing took a shower and like calm down I felt so
00:39:17
bad and then the show was like transformative cuz it was like all I just could focus all my thinking just on
00:39:23
the show and form and and yeah that venue was great and since we're being honest yeah since this is the honest
00:39:30
show yeah when you get low you get low when I get low that's what I
00:39:37
said I thought it could have been a royal when people get low they get low oh right right no when you get low we we
00:39:42
can feel it uhhuh yeah right and there's always like a 12-h hour period MH where
00:39:48
it's like we just know not to but what happens to your mind there well I have clinical depression so I go into a deep
00:39:55
very dark low hole Yeah it's disappear it's scary no I get really I feel so bad
00:40:00
for you well thank you not I'm being real I'm always like going this is oh my
00:40:05
God I mean I can't imagine yeah I want to get you out of it we try to get you out of but then we don't even we don't say any I I think I don't think I said
00:40:11
to you anything to you that day no you didn't yeah yeah but I would walk by your green room and just
00:40:17
hey if I'm being honest if we want to talk real [ __ ] um yeah yeah I get
00:40:22
[ __ ] I have I have I have depression I get extremely dark and low I think the
00:40:28
worst negative thoughts I'm sure there's fans that have exactly what I have or you know they do this thing and um I
00:40:35
found my only solution is to not communicate with people because I just
00:40:41
feel like I'll be mean or rude and sometimes I am that I just get Snappy because I'm really low and I apologize
00:40:47
if I am and I find that if I can go and exercise or just break away for a second
00:40:53
and just kind of do my own little thing it helps me reset my bearings and then I
00:40:58
can get back to it and I've done it a few times with you guys but that's just unfortunately I think it's a part of my
00:41:04
chemicals yeah I think it's a part of my [ __ ] unfortunate DNA I'm born with this
00:41:09
awful you know I don't even know how to describe it it's awful it sucks I'm not proud of it I'm not but it also is who I
00:41:16
really am so I think if I service myself and I leave people alone I can I can
00:41:22
figure it out I found the tools for me to go okay and you know what helped me shout out to tell you this shout out to
00:41:29
the guy I met in the gym I didn't want to [ __ ] talk to you I absolutely didn't want to talk to you
00:41:35
I was lifting weights I had headphones in and he approached me multiple times to talk and I was being a little mean at
00:41:41
first I was do I was like what's up I did that I've what what what what and
00:41:47
then as soon as I dropped my internal guard I thought this guy's just a nice guy asking a question and then I shout
00:41:55
out to that guy for some reason it helped me like get back to where I needed to go cuz I knew this was a test
00:42:00
I don't know what you believe in I don't care if you believe in a God or a not or a universal energy this was 100% a test
00:42:07
from the universe going watch this I was in the gym alone and it was like watch
00:42:12
this and it put this guy in front of me and it was like you can either [ __ ] be a [ __ ] Grump and be bummed and
00:42:18
ruin someone else's part of the tour the other people you're performing or you can take this guy as our little [ __ ]
00:42:24
tool and honestly I felt great after that like I it something in the universe gave me that guy I believe that to be
00:42:30
like look at this happy go-lucky sweet guy who just wanted to talk chat didn't know me had no like it wasn't like a fan
00:42:37
it was like just a guy wanting to chat about something and I don't know I wholeheartedly believe the universe was
00:42:42
like deal with this because you got to cut it out and then it did it like re-trigger my I got to be good for the
00:42:48
other people on the show it's not fair it's not fair to your friends and performers and people who support you to
00:42:56
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00:44:01
want to play this is this is just Bobby throwing a Sig back at Carlos after you threw one at him first yeah yeah right
00:44:07
so you threw one then he just retaliated but that seems fair eye for an eye smoke for a smoke leaves everyone
00:44:14
blind yeah like the good old days there's a resent you know your behavior you keep there is there is something
00:44:20
there there has to be something there I think he loves you but the bad breath is like like Venom like it's taking over
00:44:27
maybe that's what it is yeah yeah like the bad has something to do with it's not him it's morphing into its own thing
00:44:33
it's be it's it's it's like actualizing yeah it's becoming itself cuz he's changing right oh 100% Carlos has the
00:44:40
the change is there I see it it's the responsibility y'all gave me so we gave you too much no just the right amount
00:44:47
for me to grow interesting um I will say this we had a
00:44:52
little talk off camera people don't know we're working on uh right now we looked
00:44:57
up our analytics and uh we I think are going to play a show in Jolly Old
00:45:03
England we're working on going to London for a show because our fans in the UK have said why don't you guys come to us
00:45:09
the first country we went to outside the US was well Canada but we went to
00:45:14
Australia and I think we owe we owe it to our uh Australian um London friends
00:45:19
our lond our Londoner friends so we're working on that right now so but can we do this yeah make a whole vacation out
00:45:24
of it no I know but the problem with Australia is is that we there was just too much traveling I mean what I would
00:45:30
want is to be in Sydney for two or three extra days two days so we can travel around I know it's we lose money that
00:45:36
way no that's fine you mean London go so when we go to London no when we go to London I don't want to be like flying in and flying out I want to I spend two
00:45:42
three days I want to go to the Emirates and look at I was just going to ask if we go there yeah yeah can I say
00:45:48
something about you yeah she saw the Champions League game today did you see it over the highlights I watched the whole thing it started at noon I put it
00:45:54
on my big TV and just watched it wow because that's the best way I can learn the players is by watching them and so I
00:46:01
know what do I mean same thing I would love to bond with you I I
00:46:07
know this is your I love it so let me ask you something about our bond right yeah you saw did you do you love the
00:46:13
team or I love the I became an Arsenal why though why do you think well it
00:46:18
started to bond with Bobby why do you think it is that she likes the well I because of my passion yeah so that's
00:46:23
where it started that's where it started she wants your love so she loves what you love well let's face it we don't we
00:46:30
love each other but we don't have a lot to talk about we went to a dinner together and they took our phones away
00:46:35
and it was kind of hard for us that was a great day it was great so but we ran
00:46:41
out of you were mad okay can we talk about that they took away your phone and you were at dinner without a phone yeah
00:46:46
I've never seen that in my entire I'm not kidding in the 20 years I've known you I've never seen you at a meal not on your phone yeah and if I liked Arsenal
00:46:52
then it would have been way different yeah so here's what happened okay we were going to go eat go and then you go
00:46:58
I don't want to have lunch you said you guys go get lunch you said you guys go Lun verbatim but then
00:47:04
you were mad that we had lunch without you cuz you went to a [ __ ] festar restaurant yeah if I knew you were going to Michelin I thought you were just
00:47:10
going to grab a snack like we've been doing I didn't think you were going to go to a [ __ ] sit down Michelin
00:47:15
restaurant I thought hey grab lunch we'll all just grab lunch and then we'll have a nice dinner but it was Discovery so yeah we we looked could we looked and
00:47:22
looked and look and then we found this place and then oh we stumbled into a Michelin resturant did yeah basically we
00:47:28
walked by it we did cuz there's no sign there was no sign it was stumbled into a
00:47:34
Michelin restaurant yeah so then I go no we googled it there it is yeah we googled it actually literally he I was
00:47:41
looking for restaurants so he goes no no no no just type in expensive restaurant correct then then we found one so there
00:47:47
was a so we walk by and then and then and then and you go I don't think we it's here I think it's gone yeah I go I
00:47:52
think you know that fancy door that stairs go down those stairs into that
00:47:57
yeah and she checked it was the restaurant you ring a door doorbell y right then we got buzzed in walked down
00:48:04
the stairs it was probably one of the best meals we had I think there this was in Sydney right do you remember the name of the place the gidley something like
00:48:11
that yeah the gly the gly I think that's what it was called yeah yeah the gly I think that's it's close to that shout
00:48:16
out to the gidley in Sydney it was incredible it is mate but they took our phones they put them in little they go here's something quirky we do here we
00:48:23
take your phones put it in back I respect the [ __ ] out of that that's what Chappelle does his shows yeah and we sat
00:48:28
there and then we didn't did we talk we talked about comedy and like the state of Comedy but like that only lasts so
00:48:33
long yeah but the we went into this store in Perth that was a a sports vintage store and
00:48:41
there was some uh Aral that's how yeah and I saw one that I really liked it was like my fit but I was like I'm such a
00:48:47
poser if I wear this I teach me about Arsenal is that weird and he said are you serious yeah and then so we I
00:48:54
educate her and she memorized a bunch of things and now you can wear the jacket I think I think I I'm you can wear theck I
00:48:59
think you can wear the jacket I really like them it's cuz it's like I get super into certain shows like Mr wait wait why
00:49:05
are you guys laughing no it's cute why cuz it's
00:49:11
sweet there's something else look at Carlos I don't I'm I just thought it was nice no because you're so strict on
00:49:18
people about wearing jerseys and making them afraid of being posers that she should have just been able to wear well
00:49:24
I will say Bobby's been nothing but like I was afraid if I wanted to like this team he would get mad because that's his
00:49:31
thing but he's been nothing but like no like if it's it's something that no one
00:49:37
ever wants to talk to about with me Ian Edwards no he's a man you can't believe
00:49:42
you said that D I love this she's doing it but I really like it and I realized
00:49:48
I've always wanted to get into a sport but I never could know where to start and it's like certain shows like Mr
00:49:53
Robot and Arcane like I love them so much but they end and I just it clicked like sports I get why people like them
00:50:00
now they never end you get new people every year new seasons and so I'm really
00:50:05
into this the drama right I'm on season 40 of of all my local sports teams yeah
00:50:11
except I don't like the cast on any of my sports teams well you switch to
00:50:16
Arsenal dude they're great well I don't like soccer but that's that's the other thing is we just we both love sports individually but I just I'm not a soccer
00:50:23
guy but I I like that you like it I see how it's like basketball and American
00:50:28
football together uh no I because it moves so fast I like I like fast-paced
00:50:34
scoring like you like basketball basketball's the best it's fast-paced scoring yeah but they're bouncing around the field it's
00:50:40
CRA that sounded yeah yeah what the reason why I like soccer is because um
00:50:47
when you do score it's just that much more potent I was screaming alone in my living room yeah it is I just like to
00:50:54
see black guys dunk okay I like to see then Arsenal's the one of the first teams to allow black people on their
00:51:00
team oh then I definitely don't like them are they really yeah they I dud I'm going to wow I didn't know that wow wow
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so they were the first team to have black players one of them I don't know if the first but they got some backlash for that some black lashers a little bit
00:51:14
of black lash from that so this is a photo here this is a photo of uh Mone in bed with who is that that's my mom now
00:51:20
what are you doing in bed with where'd you get that we got this from a fan a fan wow and I didn't ever find a good
00:51:27
time to show you guys I love that we literally got it the first day and I would pack can I have that well can we just put it up at the studio here I want
00:51:33
it why can't we put it here please let me have it my mom yeah I mean you definitely you have that photo yeah I
00:51:39
was like where did they up like that well can we print out a real nice one that looks like [ __ ] I want that one okay we'll give you that
00:51:45
one yeah can I see it wait let Andrew hold it I want to see
00:51:51
a side by side what do you guys think what do you say
00:51:58
is it close is it close I hate you I'm puby mom I I love I love your mom too so
00:52:05
much I actually miss her and I'm coming out to Phoenix can you when you going line it up can I plug some
00:52:11
dates yeah I'm going to uh Sunnyvale and uh Fort Worth and Dallas uh all next
00:52:18
year um Colorado Springs Rochester New York um I know I'm forgetting some stuff
00:52:25
but it's all coming together my tour I'll post it and uh my merch will be up too jety johnson.com with the glasses
00:52:31
the glasses will always be up on Rainbow Optics but my t-shirts I finally got an online store that'll uh mail them out so
00:52:37
if you can't go to a live show where I'll always have merch you can buy it online finally wa is it is it jety
00:52:43
johnson.com is that up your merch yes right now go look at it let me pull it up also by the way to the Australian fans that asked us why the [ __ ] we
00:52:49
didn't bring merch I'll tell you why we hunted for a way to bring you guys merch local companies of course is what we'd
00:52:55
have to use cuz it would cost too much to ship merch from the United States and all the local companies that we tried to work with it just wasn't it wasn't going
00:53:02
to work so that's why we just wasn't going to work out for us for you guys it wasn't cost- effective or efficient for
00:53:08
you guys to get good merch from us that we cared about to distribute to you so we have great merch all the time on the
00:53:14
website so sorry we didn't bring anything with us but it just wasn't going to work can I ask you a question yeah I got invited to a Thanksgiving
00:53:20
with somebody should I go you think can you tell some Michael Bay
00:53:26
go B yeah yeah you're going to blow up that bathroom yeah imagine that the [ __ ] whole
00:53:31
table just explode lights on fire you think I should go um I have no plans from a
00:53:38
personal perspective do you want to come to my house who's going to your house nobody my cousin and a friend or two
00:53:44
yeah maybe you come to my house yeah maybe but but if the Michael Bay thing is real I'll go there 100% yeah I know
00:53:51
your priorities yeah yeah best friend I just think no I just think that it would be like an an interesting story of course assume okay my assumption the
00:53:58
reason I didn't invite you to Thanksgiving honestly my assumption is you would not want to do that well you
00:54:03
know it well can I say something to you have I not been showing up to places no you do I'm lately I've been make being
00:54:09
very mindful about going to different places and when I get invited and I go but I'm saying I go to Raves I whatever
00:54:15
like we talked about inviting you yeah and my wife was like do you want to invite Bob I said yeah but I don't think he would like this kind of thing because
00:54:22
I don't know I you know traditionally I if you're GNA be anal then no I I am I'm
00:54:27
sure well I'm going to be a mess yeah yeah I don't want you at the house going no go to Michael B please please now
00:54:33
that I think about it I'm going you know cranberry sauce on the ceiling yeah there's another thing that I've noticed
00:54:38
is at this Comedy Store people have been like I had a waitress come up to me go go um have you been working out I go
00:54:45
no why you laughing I'm saying the and then um Steph Tov goes oh I I see it now
00:54:52
yeah yeah stand up stand up for real you you don't just stand up you don't anything else but stand up we can see it
00:54:58
it's an obvious difference can you or No Yes be honest we've said it every [ __ ] it used to protrude wait a
00:55:05
minute what did you say Carlos you can't tell I can't tell so I see him every day you can totally tell you need to take
00:55:12
more oh my God oh my God what are you doing see that's what I'm saying he wants me to overdose on o no don't do
00:55:18
this yeah yeah he wants me to die no it's like weed you can't overdose yeah yeah no you literally can and also let's
00:55:23
stop plugging OIC it's it's [ __ ] way GOI we over yeah yeah it's the other one oh okay the amount of people that
00:55:28
commented on my Instagram about you you let they were let down cuz they thought you were on OIC and so they were too but
00:55:35
now you're on WE GOI and now people were like [ __ ] I got to switch no I'm still on I have black market OIC too oh you do
00:55:42
you bad boy yeah we go I do both I do both I the smude but it is working
00:55:47
everyone on tour has said that there was a few ladies that said that on tour I mean it was just true the truth is the
00:55:53
truth I'm so hungry but don't eat I'm not yeah just don't Bobby wants it
00:55:59
because he wants to be say with me Hollywood ripped well you want to be ripped jacked I think it was Jack jacked
00:56:06
ripped and jacked what did you say in the van you'll see you'll see you'll see you'll see and that's the name of the special you'll see be jacked absolute
00:56:14
jacked and ripped and you know what I think you're on your way I mean you're definitely losing the weight are
00:56:20
you late night snacking no no look at me nothing mm- not even like a CH not even
00:56:26
like a KitKat or chippy well last night I um I went to shabu shabu was my first
00:56:31
meal of the day of the day and then after the store Andrea Jinn goes let's
00:56:38
go have dinner I'm like I already ate and she's like just call so I went to um
00:56:44
sun andang right and they had this they had a couple of dumplings and then that's that's nothing yeah and then I went to
00:56:50
dude I've been going to whispa every day it's been great in fact last night at
00:56:55
whispa it's so interesting I'm in the [ __ ] dry sauna completely naked and I
00:57:00
sit like this that's how you're supposed to sit you know I mean I just kind of sit like this and I lean like this mhm
00:57:06
you know and there's like a lot of black guys in there which I love like what's up bro what's up man you got to show off
00:57:13
yeah and I do this I'm not afraid of my little guy right there's two white dudes sitting there and and I'm looking at him
00:57:20
like this I was looking at them like this and they were like what you looking at man you guys yeah looking right you
00:57:26
yeah yeah and they go oh I go what do you guys do I go we we move we're actors
00:57:32
we just moved here from I forgot where you know I got there we talked a little bit about it's dry you know what I mean
00:57:38
mhm and then later when I'm like done they come up to me they go you're Bobby Lee I can't believe I go why didn't you
00:57:44
say that in the dry song yeah why did you save that yeah you didn't think it was the penis thing you think that I don't think so what do you think well
00:57:49
they might have been threatened that's I mean but it's like why don't you can just say you're Bobby Lee right what
00:57:55
what's the problem well cuz it's kind of hard to your Co your [ __ ] is right there so they might want to save the excitement for when they don't see your
00:58:01
[ __ ] oh what if I started getting hard that would be so funny what I'm talking about you're
00:58:08
probob you do get excited when people notice you I love you you when's the last time you went to Wiis Spa forever
00:58:15
yeah it's been so long have you gone no I don't I love it though I want to go back you want to go tonight you're going every day TOA yeah I'm not going to that
00:58:23
dry sauna with you why there's a women's Department dep there's a women's Department yeah there's a there's a SE
00:58:28
there's section it's like men and women you would go in your own section yeah what is it like walk me through it
00:58:33
because I can't I have no idea what it is can I ask you something yeah I'm not trying to start anything at all
00:58:42
yeah are there are there trans people in the sonas no okay well there was that's
00:58:49
a real there was so there was a controversy at weisa do you know the controversy no so we supposed see that's
00:58:58
see what see that photo right there they give you clothes and so there's a like a
00:59:03
you know a co-ed area of the spa but there's no nudity there's no nudity where there's like a clay room ass salt
00:59:09
room and then we're fully closed with other people right and you steam out there and do your thing there you can
00:59:14
meditate you can there's yoga and there's a women's Department too right anyway the controversy was if you go to
00:59:20
weisa there's kids sure running around you know there's like a lot of like like
00:59:26
in my my section little boys running around not late at night but yes even late at night sometimes oh yeah yeah
00:59:32
yeah yeah even late at night you'll see like a Korean kick on you know what I mean right and you're
00:59:38
trying to like you know I mean be cool you know but um you know you gota be cool gotta be cool man so a couple years
00:59:45
ago a uh a man a a woman a a trans woman
00:59:51
right who hasn't had the procedure sure went to the women's Department uh-huh and there's little girls there right I
00:59:57
think that's what happened right Reed and then right here yeah and then there was protest cuz they kicked
01:00:03
up the the guy out the girl out a transwoman uh with presence of a nude individual with the penis most commonly
01:00:09
believed as a transwoman the women's changing area of the spa the video went viral attracting significant attention from gender critical feminists also
01:00:16
termed trans exclusionary oh turfs right and some media which led to protest and
01:00:21
counter protest some media Outlets initially questioned whether or not the alleged incident had been a hoax uh they reported uh again the
01:00:29
transgender woman was charged with indecent exposure relating to the alleged incident after four women and one minor girl filed police reports in
01:00:35
July uh suspect is awaiting trial on seven counts of exposure and finally judge ruled that the indecent exposure
01:00:41
case could proceed citing the testimony two witnesses in the indidual in question had partial or full erection
01:00:46
for a duration of 30 to 60 Minutes during the incident that that that's um that's a bummer it's a bummer to have a
01:00:52
boner but that spot is phenomenal I mean if I could walk around there hard I would yeah imagine taking a [ __ ] blue
01:00:59
chw then going to whispa but it's also a cultural thing it's like it's a Korean establishment right that's right what
01:01:06
yeah yes and they're like you know it's could just a different culture and it was just like what else are they going
01:01:11
to do you're saying they you saying they're just in their in their removal
01:01:16
of the if there's I mean because I know that there's always little girls and little boys I'm talking about five
01:01:22
six-year-old kids running around right and it's just a part of Korean culture to bring your kids to a spa it's like
01:01:28
you know yeah and I would do it if I was a father and um I don't know I just think that it's inappropriate it's it's
01:01:35
hard for your kid to see someone else's penis this kid only sees my penis my kid sees my penis yeah but they're little
01:01:42
girls right so he's in the women's Department I know you know what I mean do you remember the first time you saw your dad's penis by the way when I saw
01:01:49
it or sucked it okay you should have did I remember
01:01:54
the moment I see my dad's I mean what a b I almost grew up on a nudus colony did I ever tell you guys that what did I you
01:02:00
almost did so you didn't well no my dad wanted to take me to nudus Colony and my mom was like I don't want the first penis she sees to be a your penis how
01:02:08
old were you I don't even remember it but it had to have been after they were divorced so probably around 6 to8 yeah
01:02:15
wow a nudest colony are there any nudest colonies in Southern California welcome to uh Southern California's Premier
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01:02:33
we have to go to this there's a nud and look it's a Korean woman on the photo Glenn Eden Sun Club here in Southern
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California the largest member owned nudist and resort club I am joining I why cuz dude clothes are so [ __ ] dumb
01:02:48
I know but look at look okay look at that photo to the left right yeah those are what we're going to be saying yeah I
01:02:53
don't want to grow up there fun Clint Eastwood's dust dick hello partner you I mean just no no
01:03:01
I'm saying retire here I don't want I don't think you should grow up here I should retire I want to retire here okay I mean don't you hate laundry imagine
01:03:09
never doing laundry again and every day waking up eating naked swimming naked hanging out naked not worrying about it
01:03:16
you love the Wiis Spa naked in the sauna imagine if that's every day that's true
01:03:21
and because you got a nice little [ __ ] who cares run around with it what's the difference and they do toys for Tots that's great they do blood drives I mean
01:03:28
this place is fantastic yeah and look at this they're plant-based you can go vegan there if you feel like it I'm in
01:03:35
call us up call us I there's just some things you can't do naked when did clo
01:03:40
first start happening cavem caveman probably well I'm sure I mean before anything clothes are probably for
01:03:46
[ __ ] warmth and protection prot and then it became about puritanical [ __ ] ideologies of covering up parts of your
01:03:53
body like shoes was probably the first thing yeah yeah look they got the first shoe in Africa on there on the between
01:03:59
30,000 and 120,000 years ago oh just a small gap between 30,000 I know and 12
01:04:06
120,000 years ago early clothing was made from animal skins and Fern and leaves and grass and WRA draped tied around the body clothing changed with
01:04:13
wealth I mean I just think like you know there was a point when nudity in the summer was chill and
01:04:19
somebody didn't like it some small [ __ ] weirdo was like we we should cover up that's so funny that's probably
01:04:26
exactly how it happened you know what I mean some small dick loser in the community was like I don't like to see other guys penises it's gross and
01:04:32
everybody's like what are you talking about what are you talking about yeah everyone has their penis out yeah I think it's gross yeah as soon as like
01:04:37
Leroy moved into the right right right Leroy as soon as Leroy I don't like when
01:04:42
Germaine comes over for dinner I don't like it your wife is like what is what's the problem he's not my kind of
01:04:52
guy yeah yeah some [ __ ] huge [ __ ] guy moved into a community and then all these [ __ ] insecure dudes were like
01:04:59
we should wear we should wear clothing I don't like that I don't like that that's out you know I'm going to move into the
01:05:04
village where the Changs live that's and by the way that's how
01:05:10
hasienda started little Community where they're like that's where the Asians are that's where the whites are that's where
01:05:15
the black dudes are but do you think that if you had a time machine and you went back where cavemen were right and you were wearing modern clothes they
01:05:22
would freak out they probably well they kill you on site like I'm wearing like a fuboo track suit you don't own that do
01:05:27
you I know but I would buy one like a full Foo boot track suit yeah they might like it a fedora you think they'd be
01:05:34
like they'd kill you on site oh they would well cuz you'd look like a future person you oh really like a space suit
01:05:40
like that if we show up me Donell yeah yeah you who else me Doc me you doc
01:05:46
Donell yeah Donell and just with fullblown identical track suits fubba tracksuits they'd be excited at first
01:05:53
yeah yeah cuz we'd look like we're like a group of aliens yeah oh they we would and different colors too imagine a
01:05:59
Korean and a redhead and black eyes yeah no you know what I would do and we start rapping right imagine how happy they'd
01:06:06
be to hear rap right cuz they would go they would start going along yeah
01:06:11
they would hear the Rhythm yeah that' be cool dud one of the cavem men starts [ __ ] roboting and then they kill us and eat
01:06:18
us and wear the clothes if you would you ever eat human if you had or have you if you had
01:06:27
to like that one um movie is it alive or Alive yeah the soccer team the soccer
01:06:32
team yeah um would you do it I don't know what it I I I I presume I would
01:06:39
because I don't know what extreme hunger is like what if you got into a plane accident and you crashed in the Andes
01:06:44
mountains but you still were taking your OIC to curb your appetite for humans like you would just definitely do that
01:06:50
you just double down on I double down then you're like well I'm not that hungry right and everyone's like how are you how are you doing this yeah
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nothing all right anyway thank you for being a bad friend [Music]
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