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Hey bad friends, here I am in the Bahamas. Just wanted to say happy holidays, happy new year. I hope it's a
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good one. Can't wait to see you guys next year. Thank you for coming along for the ride. We've had such a good time
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with you. We love you and most importantly, thank you for being a bad friend. Happy New Year, Bat Friends,
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family. We are skipping this week's episode because we are all scattered around the world, but we didn't want to
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leave the year without showing you something uh that you guys haven't seen yet. We shot the following footage uh
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almost a year ago when we went down to San Diego to support Andrew's special.
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It features a lot of embarrassing moments for myself. So, enjoy. Happy New Year and I'll see you all in 2026. Thank
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you for being a bad friend. [music] [music] You don't shall be dead now, [singing]
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baby. [music] Crimson in your eyes. take another. >> We're here at the Pendry Hotel. Um we're
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waiting on Fancy and Bobby. [music] Uh I believe Andrew is here. My car is right
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there. Um next to the course. Yeah, we're feeling good. We're hungry. We
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made it an hour ahead of time. And uh we'll see what happens. I need to go pee
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now, though. I don't know where the [ __ ] bathroom is. >> How you doing?
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>> Good to see you. Good to see the room. >> Good. Good. >> This is what it's going to be like.
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>> This is what you want. This is what it's like. >> Yeah. The closer the better. The closer
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the better. >> Apologies, my friend, but the uh hotel does not allow for public uh
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professional photography. >> Only smartphones are fine. >> Right. So, we can we can say
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>> Victory Lab in 5 minutes. >> Bobby. >> Hey. Uh, we're at the hotel right now.
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>> Staying here. >> Wow. Just celebrating. >> Holy [ __ ] >> He's staying in a king suite.
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>> The the top floor the whole >> He doesn't have a penthouse. He doesn't
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>> That pisses me right off. >> Bobb's uh meeting us there. >> Okay.
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>> He'll be here in uh probably 25 minutes. >> Dad cooked for you already. [music]
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We >> ordered steak. Yeah. What's up, babe? Where's the uh [music]
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>> Hi. This is going to be blue cheese back. >> You're doing a [ __ ] gay up from
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Goony's impression, dude. What the [ __ ] is going on? >> Yeah. Yeah. [music]
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>> Smoke Jones. Just say that. >> Very good. All right. Go ahead and lay
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down. Put it inside. We need >> something. He's already doing that. >> Yeah, you are, dude. I Come on, guys.
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>> You know what he said to me? He said he lied and said >> over here.
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>> Thank you. >> Do you guys want another cut of meat or no? Does anybody need more food?
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>> I'm getting my fetuccini though, right? >> You're still getting a lobster.
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>> You are you still hungry for me? Are you still hungry? >> I'm good. I got that.
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Um, Bobb's not going to the first show cuz he needs to jerk off and just kind
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of hang out. He parked at the wrong hotel and um yeah, waiting for the car now. We're uh back as some family
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waiting on this [ __ ] car. >> Hi. Where what are you doing? >> Oh, where's where's Lo?
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>> Watch this. >> There you go, pants. There he goes. There he goes. There he goes. There he
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goes. Go, [music] go, go. There we go. There we go. There we go. >> One shot. [laughter]
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>> Oh, watch that. Woo. Watch that belt. Hi, love. >> How are you? >> Good.
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>> Nice. Nice to meet you. >> That's my only choice. >> That's great.
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>> All right, cool. Um, thank you guys. Thank you, Veronica. Where's uh little
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body? >> He went to the hotel. He's going to come for the second show.
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>> Oh, second show. >> He went to the hotel. He's tired. He wants to like go hang out and take a
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[ __ ] and a piss and >> Okay. >> We're leaving without you. >> Yeah. I'm going to let production know
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that we're not having Bobby on the first show. >> No, he's not going to come to the first
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show. Just He'll be here for the second show. >> All right. Cool. >> Thank you.
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>> I did know that though. I did say I called him today. I was like, "There's
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no way you're going to do both." Huh? >> Yeah. He asked me last night about it. I
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was like, "Do both. No, I knew [laughter] I knew he didn't want to do balls, but I don't blame him, dude.
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Driving all day. >> I mean, >> he's probably Carlos. >> It was supposed to be a winner.
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>> Now, you know that I have to cut some stuff right now that escapes my my radar
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because of you. >> Huh? >> Unfortunately, no. $4. >> Are you serious?
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>> That's [ __ ] crazy. >> I'll pay it though. I don't give a [ __ ]
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[laughter] >> Then everybody's going to >> Don't put that on the picture.
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[laughter] That's fancy. [music] [music] >> [music] [music] [music] >> I'm going to be getting blanket.
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really [music] high. >> Last year we saw a little dip across calm before the storm. That's what it
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feels like. >> Run that back. Turbo, [music] [music] [ __ ] I got my skin,
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[ __ ] [music] I told you. >> No, I want If you want to >> I want to see you.
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>> Go. Yeah, go out there. >> What are you doing? >> No, I want to see his
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>> He's saying he wants to go sit in the audience. >> Oh, I can also put you in front of the
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house. >> Any anywhere where I can see. >> Give him a seat. There's There's single
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seats for sure. Yeah, >> there's two. >> I got a [ __ ] This ain't good. This is
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not good. >> Say that right. [laughter] >> I got a [ __ ] This ain't good. Ladies
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and gentlemen, hello. >> Hi. Hi. All >> [music] >> right, guys.
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Hola, San Diego. [screaming] [screaming] >> [cheering] >> You ready for a good show, BABY?
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I can't wait to come out and see you guys. I brought a special friend with me
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to START THE SHOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER RIGHT NOW FOR MR. ZACK TOWN.
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All right, guys. Don't thank you so much. YEAH. HEAT. HEAT. HEAT. All right. All right. That was pretty
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fun, dude. That was awesome. >> Make the game. I wasn't expecting that.
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>> Cuz I thought I could have all the jokes, but that one. >> Did we go down this way? You can go. You
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can go down the stairs. >> The stairs. Oh, yeah. Let's do that. >> Watch.
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>> That was it. Yeah, that was the hour for sure. >> Yeah. The most like
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>> Yeah, like he doesn't want to spend any time with us. Bobby wants to get picked
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up right before the next show. Like just chill with us for a second. >> Why is Meredith from the office on this
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hallway? >> [music] >> This guy just explodes. [laughter] It's a Latin
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little crazy. [music] [music] I'll tell you [music] all about yourself in a week or two.
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There's [music] a bad house. I can [screaming] tell you. I can tell you. [music] I can tell you. I can tell
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you. I can tell you. I can tell you. Yeah, dude. Make sure you get this [ __ ] This is the cool This is
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where the cool [ __ ] happens. Bring back the cool [ __ ] dude. This is the moment
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that we can have some fun uh with for this >> and at least to bring up the story.
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>> Bobby Bobb's at the hotel. >> Oh, he's walking now. >> Hey, Bob. Yeah, I am. What time though?
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9:30, right? >> Okay, I'll see you then. That Andrew wanted me to text you that. He Andrew
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wanted me to ask if you were awake. No, don't walk here. Don't walk here.
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There's too many people. It's very far from the hotel. Don't walk. And I I know
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you just want to see girls. All right, cool. I'll come get you. All right, I'm
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coming. >> You're in such a silly mood tonight. What's going on with you?
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>> One shot. >> Yeah, >> one opportunity. [laughter] >> Carlos is going to make love to me in
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Miami. >> What? >> Yeah, dude. >> What? >> You say you're going to make love to me
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in Miami? No, you brought that up and then asked me if we would. >> I'll tell you why I won't have sex with
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you. >> Why? >> Your [ __ ] breath, dude. >> That Bobby, >> your breath is so bad right now, Dad.
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>> That's insane. [laughter] I have vape mouth. >> I vape. >> Did you hear smell his breath from
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there? Right. >> It's my god. >> No, I would never tell. [laughter]
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>> It could help paint off of a house. >> Dude, that [ __ ] is like Dude, that's
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like >> Wait, I do have a question. Peloo is >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
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Yeah. >> We don't say like that in America, but I think I know. You mean the skunk?
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[laughter] >> All right. [laughter] >> Wow. >> Why did I come down here?
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>> Why am I coming down here? >> We're celebrating. >> I know, but he's doing his show.
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>> Yeah. I feel like I was manipulated to come down here. [laughter] >> You were just asked twice.
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>> What? >> You were just asked. >> But it's like asking like Andrew, come
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to my weekend. Like, why would I do that? >> Well, it's his last one before he tapes.
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>> Oh, that's right. >> And it's just a good celebration of >> Boston.
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>> Well, when when is he taping? Next week. >> No, in a month. >> In a month.
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>> So, this isn't the last show. >> Yeah. Yeah, it's not. >> Yeah. Can you turn the other way? Thank
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you. is like, [laughter] "Oh my god, >> have my narrative." >> Do are you opposed to breath mints or
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gum? >> I do. It's vaping. >> Do it now. >> I don't have any.
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>> Oh my god. >> Well, it's vaping and also you don't eat enough. So, it's your stomach acid.
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>> Thank you, M. >> No. I mean, it's not a good thing. >> That's not a compliment.
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>> Yeah. >> No, not eating enough is a compliment. >> No, >> I eat once a day.
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>> Bobby, can I ask you please turn around? I'm begging you, please. [laughter]
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>> Can I go to the Jake Paul Super Bowl party with you? >> Yeah. >> Hell yeah. Why are you not You're going
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to be my guy, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm just asking. >> Yeah. >> Super Bowl party.
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>> You know who you know who talked to me today on a FaceTime? >> Who?
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>> That girl. The the the >> Oh, your friend. >> Yeah. Your best friend.
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>> She's so beautiful. >> She's so beautiful. >> Because you think it's going to turn
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into something else. >> No, but here's the thing. >> Like work. >> I have feelings and I'm not going to be
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able to get her. And I like the pain. >> I think that's what it is. It reminds me
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of when I was early in my early 20s. >> Yes. This is like me and or something.
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It's like so long ago. >> It's long. Yeah. It's It's a pain I
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haven't felt. And I kind of like it. >> I know. You're longing. You want
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>> I love longing, dude. >> So if she like I want her to break my heart. All those are people.
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>> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> They're all Yeah. They don't know you're
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going to be here. >> Yeah. >> You're going to drive them crazy. >> I'm not.
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>> Yes. >> They're all Andrew friends. Look at They're all better looking when we do it
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together. [laughter] And these are her good looking fans right here. >> Yeah.
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>> All right. Thank you. >> Let's go. >> I'm just talking about
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>> Oh, he's going out to smoke. Who's first? >> Of course. Yeah. What is the smoking
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man? >> Oh, yeah. We know. Thank you. Where's the smoking area? >> It looks like that door Zach kept going
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through >> he was going to go outside. >> Yeah. >> Going outside and meet with the fans. I
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think >> I think there's it's an alley, >> right? >> Yeah.
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>> This is crazy. Breaking news. >> What happened? >> The Mavericks have traded their starage
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to the Lakers for Anthony Davis. That's actually insane. It's happening live on
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camera. That's kind of cool. It's like you caught the first plane at the tower.
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>> Yeah, exactly. >> Yeah. >> Hello. >> You want to do 15? What do you want to
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do? >> 10. >> 10? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Go in the bathroom. [laughter]
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>> I want to talk to you about something some business. Look, if you want to grab a beer here at
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the bottom of there, there's like probably >> Okay, close this door, guys. So easy to
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get you in here. >> Bamboozled. [laughter] >> Bamboozled, though. >> Honestly, please close the door. Yeah.
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Yeah. Please, please. Honestly, I'm being real. Clo the door. >> Are you getting me a box?
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>> [laughter] >> What were you guys doing there? >> Teaching him a lesson about life.
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>> They call them life lessons. >> A little lesson, huh? >> Yeah. This little piece of [ __ ]
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>> This little guy. This sick sick [ __ ] [laughter] >> What? What did I say? What did I say
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earlier? >> He scolded me earlier. >> What did I say earlier, man? >> You said white people are
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>> Yeah. And you got another thing coming, dude. [laughter] >> Bob, what does he have coming? You think
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>> everything, dude? You have [ __ ] no idea, dude. You know what I mean? >> Hit him hard. Don't bow on him now.
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>> You want to see Karan Han the rage? >> Give it. >> No, don't bow to him.
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>> Look at that bow. Look, he took his shoes off for you. >> You son of a [ __ ] [laughter]
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>> You son of a [ __ ] dude. >> He asked me. He said, "Do I take my
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shoes off when he walks in the room?" >> Yeah. >> Well, this guy, huh?
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>> Our fans are our fans. I >> I bet you 50% of these people are not my
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fans. >> That's such a wrong thing. That's so insane to say. No, because you have your
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own fans. >> I know, dude. But they're all Bad Friends fan. Everyone's a Bad Friends
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fan. They're all Bad Friends fans. All of them. Literally all them. If they're
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my fan, they're Bad Friends fans. >> Yeah. >> And you have you have so many of those
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uh belly whatever it is. >> No, but they all watch Bad Friends. >> I would hope so.
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>> Yeah. >> It's a better show. >> Well, I mean, it's a better show,
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>> honestly. Dude, >> that Sesame Street clip was phenomenal. That Sesame Street clip we were naming
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what race the Sesame Street characters are. >> Oh, really? when we were you were like
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what did you say [ __ ] Grover or I mean Cookie Monster was Armenian. [laughter]
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>> I did give me the cookies I want the cookies. >> So funny. >> No, you know what it is in this you know
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San Diego just like I always so many Mexicans it's great. >> I know but it's also weird. They're
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really >> more into stardom and fanfare or whatever. >> What do you mean?
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>> Like when I'm walking down the street it's more of a thing. >> Mhm. Like when I walked into the
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American Comedy Company, they couldn't believe I walked in there. >> Like when I walk into a comedy company,
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they don't want like Ice House. They don't even want me there. >> No, that's not true.
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>> I know, but you know, they they have an air of like, >> but you're out of town. They can't
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believe you're >> No, like I was smoking in the patio yesterday in the and and the black lady
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came up to me. She goes, "No smoking here." I go, "Where do I smoke?" She
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goes, "Out in front." Yeah. I go, "You know what, Johnny? I could said I could
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smoke in the side." He goes, "Well, I have to talk to him." I go talk to him.
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And then Johnny, you know what I mean? Like that kind of thing. But I want to walk in the mirror comic company,
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they're like, "What are you?" Oh my god. I can't You know what I mean? It's like
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that respect. >> You get respect everywhere you go. >> He doesn't like you, dude.
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>> I like I like Bobby a lot. >> No, but he doesn't like you yet. He's
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learning right now. See, he's figuring out I'm good looking. He said I was ugly
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outside for a white guy, dude. [laughter] >> We look the same. >> We look the exact same guy.
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>> Yeah, we basically the same guy. >> No, no, dude. Like I know for an Asian
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guy like there's Steve Yung, right? And there's me. You have Santino and there's
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you. You know what I mean? You're the bottom of [laughter] the candy. >> You think he's the bottom?
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>> The bottom. >> Where's Where's Carlos? Who's Mexican >> or Spanish or Mexican?
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>> For a Spanish guy. >> Top. >> Top. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What about fans?
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>> Top. >> He's top. >> Yeah. Because he's the kind he's the
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kind of guy that like, you know, I mean, is in the war room. >> Oh, yeah. >> You know what I mean? He's not on the
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field. Push that button down. [laughter] >> Exactly. >> With your breasts.
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>> Soldiers don't have breasts. >> You lost a bunch of weight. >> That doesn't matter. Milky breast, dude.
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>> Yes, you did. >> Get in here, dude. >> You little piece of [ __ ]
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>> You know how expensive that's going to be? >> Hell yeah. >> I don't see that makes any sense.
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>> Carmel. >> Well, well, they get two starters, 80, and they get first round draft pick,
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too. That's pretty good. >> Is it Isn't Utah? See, I just saw Davis.
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>> That's so [ __ ] >> I mean, it's [ __ ] beautiful. >> Keep going.
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>> Is he Are you talking [ __ ] >> I He's talking. He's dancing. I love it.
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>> Keep going, man. He will watch [singing] [music] any. [laughter] Okay. So, what animal enclosure would
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you rather fall into? The mountain lion, the baboon, or the black bear. >> Black bear.
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>> Why? >> Because black bears aren't you can you can be louder than them and they'll go
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away. Black bears aren't getting grizzly. >> The baboon >> baboon would rip your face off. That's
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the last one I'm going to >> Why baboons though? >> Monkeys are so scary.
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>> Why? Cuz they're smarter. >> They are so strong and they and they
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have human hands and they will just grab you and suck. >> Why can't I rip their face off first?
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while you can give it a try. >> Yeah. Why don't we ever do that to them?
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>> You mean there, you know what I mean? After a bamboo gets done with a human,
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two weeks later, the human's like their eye is here and their mouth is here,
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right? And everything's all tubed out. You know what I mean? All [ __ ] up, right? But the baboon's fine. What if I
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rip his [ __ ] [ __ ] off? >> You don't think that, man? >> No. >> I bite him. I bite his face, dude. What
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about a um hyena? Would you fall in a hyena trap? >> Yeah, armed hyena scavengers.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's like a coyote, I bet. >> So, you don't hyena will [ __ ] with you?
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>> I mean, over the other options. Yeah. I think a a black bear actually probably
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still [ __ ] >> What about lion? Lion or baboon? >> Baboon. Baboon. I mean, the monkeys are
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just so scary to me. >> You rather do lion? >> I'd rather do lion.
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>> Do lion is scary, dude. >> But lion is more is a cooler way to die.
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>> What? >> Cooler way to die. I Oh, I couldn't do it. [cheering]
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>> [cheering] [cheering] >> 15 years ago this guy shut the [ __ ] up.
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I remember this guy um like 15 years ago and I saw him in the original room and I
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just knew when I saw him perform that we were going to be friends. We become friends and you chase my life and we
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have the best podcast in the world [cheering] and he's so a great I love him like he's family and he's the
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best guy ever. [cheering] Crazy. [cheering] He's insane. That pup was insane. Yeah.
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>> Grinding motion. You >> need to talk to someone. >> Yeah. HR.
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I can't [laughter] >> I tell you this is how I met Bobby. This is exactly how I met him.
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[laughter] >> Yeah. What's up, man? What's up, baby? You come around this club from baby.
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What's up? [laughter] Huh? You want to go hook up? Hook up, baby. What's up?
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>> I like this game, baby. What's up, baby? Huh? You want [laughter] to go get a corn
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dog? >> Let's go get a corn dog. >> What's up, baby? [laughter]
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>> Oh [ __ ] >> You're like Thor, dude. >> So, you're like Thor, dude.
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First show was >> this is like [laughter] >> the first show was just
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>> [laughter] >> when you were going uh back and forth that couple [laughter]
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kid. I was like the permanent of a drink. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> she was pregnant. She was [laughter]
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pregnant. >> Did you think I was trying to give him something cigarettes? Just don't know anymore. About what?
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Just want to fall in love, you know. But it's a it's a it's a it's deception,
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isn't it? It's not real feelings. [snorts] Never felt it before. >> If it it dies eventually.
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>> So do you. Doesn't mean you're not. >> Maybe you're right.
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[music] >> [music] [music] >> Heat. [music] Heat. Woo! Yeah! Woo!