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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're
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bad friends you look so handsome today Bobby oh yes handsome today Bobby I'm not buying it you look cute no yeah I'm not buying any of that what are you
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talking about you look so no I I I what coming from you dude that's legit no Legit to Quit Too Legit to Quit you're a
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CutiePie this is stop saying it it's weird now eat some Skittles let me see you eat some Skittles you eat some of those
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Japanese Skittles Japanese Skittles Really Turn Me On really what's that oh we got a we got a bag of cookies from
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what from Whole Food's cookie bar do you know about this no open that up look at how many cookies are inside of that thing Whole Foods though Whole Foods
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cookie bar have you never had whole food I only go to aan cookie bar oh gross we're not whole we're not but open that
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up look at them different kinds ofo should I give away my should I give away my secret Mone mhm what we do okay so
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when I go to like the cookie bar like this and I get like a two pounds of cookies that's what would it say two 2.6 lbs yeah you have to pay for these
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cookies yeah but check it out you go to the self checkout and then you just put it on the thing like you're going to weigh it but you hold it right above it
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yeah so it only registers you know like what did that say like Point yeah four good cookie Mar tricks well I I'm a Cookie Monster waa that's good wait a
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minute first of all Whole Foods is Amazon you only bur for Bobby huh I don't want any one of these right now well you guys can have it no no no we
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brought it for the for the for the crew I'm going to have Japanese candy but I got to tell you m this's just way too many cookies
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if it's and how much was that how much was it supposed to be yeah how much was it supposed to be I think we paid I
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think we paid $468 and it was supposed to be $26 wow you're a tricky I'm a tricky cookie boy yeah you know me I'm a tricky cookie
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boy who me I'm a tricky cookie let me see let me see those are no let me see hold on all right IA
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asso these Skittles they taste like R Skittles they do yeah they're just Japanese why why did you give me this M turn that's from Carlos I think Carlos wanted to bring you what's going on today no just in case uh your day wasn't
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so good it wasn't good you had a long day terrible but it's okay now aren't you no no it's not it's bad pretty bad
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dude why is it so bad today oh sit down I have something to talk to you about sit down [ __ ] [ __ ] blue
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chair blue chair man blue hi car hi hi hi hi and hi MCO put your purse in the other chair let me ask you let me
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ask you a question what you're about to get it what's wrong with you cuz you're going to ask scho dud why do you have Temple zits why do you have them supposed to
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get them on your face not the temple what do you mean temp yeah this is your temple right here she's trying to when she does this she oh she does she does
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white eyes and so when she has white eyes I used to get those don't do white eyes why people don't like them no don't
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do white eyes I know you do hello I have a credit card or whatever I don't know what they say what
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is that what white people say yeah hello I'd like to pay in cash what are some things that only
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whites can say what are some things that you hear only whites say that you would never hear a Korean say we're here go
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yeah gosh golly that's good gosh goly oh gosh goly gosh gol is good my gosh goly chiminy
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crickets Heavens to Betsy when you go when you say to somebody they go a white guy and you go um you have to be at my
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house at 7 and they go okie dokie no tell tell me you'll be at my you have to be at your house at 7: you got to be at my house at 7: I'll be there early yeah yeah we're always early yeah
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white people love it what do you got to yell at about I like it oh um so hey your comforter oh did you piss on the
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comforter get this is a fun game yeah let's guess what it is why is Bobby mad today guess what it
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is uh the cats cats are beautiful I cleaned I cleaned everything I'm not I don't know well there's one thing that that you do that really Disturbed me the other day I called you about it oh the
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the bottles the cat the cans not just the cans what what are you doing go ahead God damn man this guy oh my God I was about to chrisan bail it again dude
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what happened with the cans and the bottles and the cats and the cats and the bottles and the cans and the bottles and the bottles of the Bobby Lee house
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it's the cats in the bottle and something is broken whose fault is it yours it's your fault so I buy these
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chili I buy chili from A1 you know sometimes I don't finish them you never finish you don't even eat it it's just a design it's just a design yeah in your
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fridge I do I do designs in my FR yeah but I'm csy you mean Chili Peppers no I I I I I form them so it make it makes a configuration you know what I mean so it's artsy what do you mean chili from aan turkey chili yeah that that those
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bottles oh God Bob just cuz you want people to come over and open your fridge and see airwan it's $50 the yeah that is
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$50 for for a jar of chili it's the best chili you'll ever have I [ __ ] hope so yeah how does compared to the water shut
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up dude and don't go don't give me a chili test either dude I'll know why did you lie that says $18 yeah he's a liar
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dude my bad you're a little bad boy liar all right so stay on the stay on the photo stay on the photo so um what I like to do is because what what am I good at dude what
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are you good at yeah yeah uh when it comes to the environment you're good at giving back
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no no come on do because that goes right into the toilet or the trash you're giving back
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no that's what I mean what do you what do I do I'm a conversation you're a conservationist
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yes that's right you're a constipation yeah I'm a constipation your IBS has got you I'm very mindful about the
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environment Are you seriously you don't no you're not you don't even you recycle
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do I have two trash cans in my [ __ ] thing yeah and you use the recycle as trash stop because I don't know the
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difference oh that's the only problem well let's learn because I actually don't [ __ ] know can I be honest we throw so much stuff thank you so much
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but can I get to this first and then we'll get to that please I'm sorry no no no it's your show it's both of our shows
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actually but your show now okay so um that's not what I'm at at um I think it's done beneficial things to your life this podcast big time your confidence has grown big time uh you just your
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social status your Instagram account your communication skills mine's not even that good right now you're still in
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this country still in this country because of us yeah yeah do you want to stay in the country yeah okay good I get
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a call today disturbing yeah bad frightening mhm um no let me I'm not done okay it it felt like do you remember when um in The
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Exorcist right the mother remember the mother please yeah do what do you mean well go go go what do you mean well yes I remember yeah yeah yeah right right yeah
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and she the father what's the father's name Bor um father bore father Bor yeah yeah what is his name this is a terrible analogy let's let's Daman father Daman D
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go the analogy doesn't make any sense but you got to get there if you're going to go there should I go finish should I try to finish anyway I'll try to finish
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anyway started right so when she comes up to him and says um you know I think my daughter you know I mean needs an
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exorcism and his face was like either like like I've never done that before also this is gonna be super scary yeah but there's all these emotions this is terrible analogy I can tell I'm gonna
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find it with you I'm gonna find it with you just keep going I'm I'm done though oh that's it did you find it yet no did
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you find it okay how about this yeah yeah find it now your father dermis yeah yeah and every single day you deal with
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a little devil woman that's what I me so and you want her to exude her evil that's what I want good right I'm so good what I'm saying to you is is that
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um you're embarrassed about being on the show no a little bit are you really no do you have two Instagrams I have three Jesus you're embarrassed about being on the show no
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I'm not I'm just shy no you're not I'm just shy no you're not you're a little shy guy you're not a shy guy yeah no
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you're not I don't know it's just overwhelming there's so so many are you being overwhelmed yeah I do things for
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your family that you have no idea you have no idea dude the sacrifices I make what do you
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do whoa wow well do you okay honestly I you're on one oh you're on one today dude okay so what do I do interesting what do I do let me see that makes me
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sick yeah let me see you do the dogs you do a lot of young lady young lady young lady
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you're young lady okay but I cleaned your house barely now let's learn what recycling is I really want to [ __ ]
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know I'm serious yeah I want to know too that kind of bugged me out I have no idea what goes in the recycle well before we even look it up let's see
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guess cuz I want to ask you some I'm being real okay all right so there's the blue one yeah the blue
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bin and that's the Recycled correct then there's the black bin guys am I not you
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got it m black bin what is that for just garbage green one tree tree like tree kind of right like leaves and stuff okay don't try to trick
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me with [ __ ] garbage okay I Gage black one I know in this day and age in this day and age they couldn't paint it any other color yeah yellow would be more appropriate no not yellow that's
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trash yellow seems like yuck trash gross bad red too though yeah red red is like fire well first of all there are red bins in the forest for hot coals and stuff like that
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yeah that's not good look at that there you go all right so let me right so oh yeah what is a red bin in a hospital is that for hazard hazardous materials
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thanks oh yeah I'm hazardous like blood cloths and stuff well blood yeah just blood in general let me talk to you okay
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all right so um in the in the blue one I put Plastics mhm glass how much glass are you throwing away a lot a lot why do you have a lot of glass oh from your chili jars keep
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those well no that's the one thing she threw away the lids that's what I was mad about
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because I use them for my kachava we we'll talk about it later I we remember okay so um from plastic and glass glass and that's it right paper products like
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so paper like paper paper towels you throw in the Recycled yeah no yes no yes you do paper towels yes any paper product can go in there paper cups unless it's soiled meaning like if it
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has poop on it or food on it oh so just paper towel that dried your hands with or something yeah really 100% okay go in there look right here recycle in the blue bin go up zoom in recycle these
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items in the blue bin computer paper Ledger Paper arts and crafts paper unwanted mail Flyers telephone books
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note cards newspaper magazines file folders paper bags Post-it notes cataloges envelopes including window
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envelopes cardboard of all kinds cartons of all kinds fruit juice wine cereal heavy cream Metals Metals oh yeah I do soda cans soda juice veggie cans right right glass there you go Bobby look at
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it even says soda wine and it says chili jars jars yeah and Plastics of all kind
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yeah yeah yeah and everything else goes you have one one beam per category oh slow it down dude did you did you move back to Spain in your mind did you have a stroke what happened
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one what's going on dude blue bin blue bin and then the green bin is all the yard waste that's what they call it you know the reason why I'm not going to do your movie I'll
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tell you what the reason I got a whole [ __ ] I me too but the number one thing is the number thing is how long do
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notes take forever you take a take right he comes from behind video Village I can you I mean it's like imagine how bad
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it's GNA be when you go over to Spain he's gonna have a thicker accent oh my God to be with his boys back oh your oh
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dude if you change he will do you change when you're there ombre ombre me ombr hey it's fancy do they call you fancy back home no no no they should what's fancy in Spanish um p p you are a
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[ __ ] is that in Brazil where is that harmonized color is this what it's like in Spain yeah that I like so what does
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that say vro let me guess vro vro is the plants and stuff glass glass glass okay
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and let me guess let me guess metal is is uh paper paper okay yeah plastico papel papel and what's the white no whites no no exactly like food no yeah
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no food and stuff yeah okay what is that word no recyclable no recy interesting very good um well now we learned because I throw [ __ ] all over the but you know what's so funny I learned on that pen
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and tell show [ __ ] it all gets separate put to the same place it doesn't matter right interesting and I
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want to say something what if you're listening to this podcast gu and you'd pick up the trash in my
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neighborhood I love these announcements neighborhood watch here this guy that picks up our [ __ ] can
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here we go the arm you know the arm of the thing and then and then the the recycling guy drops it down
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the [ __ ] trash guy and throws it and it hits my [ __ ] aggressively my God it's it's hu it hu
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yeah stop it whoever the [ __ ] you are cut it out what cuz it broke the top in I had to get a [ __ ] new one you can't blame oh he he's at the controls no it's not controls it's the mechanic back at
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the [ __ ] trash place what what whatever the the the programmer not not a programmer it's not a robot he uses [ __ ] jocks I'm just saying the mechanics of the [ __ ] the it's off
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it's the same truck you got to oil it up or something dude it's not a [ __ ] Android that's what I was [ __ ]
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referring to programmer what the [ __ ] are you talking about dude this this is not [ __ ]
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Wall-E we've programmed the trucks yeah yeah no it's the same kind of truck it's just his so what you're saying is that
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he has two modes softly release or Chuck okay look yeah yeah what the [ __ ] you
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talking about I stare out the window with my coffee I watch him do it the one guy knows how to do the levers so it w
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it drops it I know I know this guy before it gets to the ground he lets it go let me can I ask you this look at the [ __ ] lever okay is it is it the same
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lever is it the same lever that does your other regular trash it's the same same thing so so basically but the
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recycling truck does it nicely oh wait so oh it's they're not the same truck then buddy have you ever seen a no have
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you never seen your trash get picked up never not not one different trucks Oh I thought they're the same truck oh then my bad yeah what the [ __ ] I thought he
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was saying that there was two guys oh no two guys in one truck right and it's your turn buddy and he goes watch this chucking [ __ ] have you never seen Chuck mean that's what I thought you're
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telling me never watch let the other guy do it what what you've never watched the track I've never even heard it he doesn't even return his bins back to
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yeah somebody does it for me I know who does it for me the your Gardener my Gardener does it that's
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ra see see yeah yeah yeah but uh yeah so that's what I thought so I get what you're saying yeah he throws it yeah we we going have to make a call I don't know what's going why he does that and he doesn't just do it to me cuz I
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thought this guy [ __ ] not like me yeah every house he Hucks it it might be kind of fun for him to do I mean it's
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just like a remember at the kid at the park when you're a kid in the [ __ ] sand Digger thing yeah you know what I'm
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talking about yeah yeah yeah you not know what that is a playground well what do they have there in the Philippines do
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you not have a playground in the Philippines only like rich areas you just but it's just a rich play
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are like in all neighborhoods there's just a place to no that's not that's a Filipino playground look how beautiful
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it is that looks great that's a rich so that's a rich is that a rich playground not really they're not
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wearing shoes we we didn't have any of that you didn't have a playground look at that old TIR tires the playground
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that we go to is near the cemetery oh my God oh my God is it in the is it a part of the
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cemetery are they yeah if you find a bone you can play with it let's play hide and go bone hey that's my
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uncle put down my uncle you can't find me you can't find me yeah all right they play tag with someone's arm okay I moved and I'm moving yet
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again and the worst part about moving Bobby Lee is that you got your back what hurts your back well yeah it hurts my
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back yeah and I and I got to get it fixed and where do I go well you want my recommendation yeah what what normal
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remember this what is the Filipino association with the afterlife and I mean this because you know how like
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uhas so in Latin culture it's a celebration of life here it's like woo scary [ __ ] is it the same there we can have this moros it's called kalag kalag
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spirit Spirit and it's kind of the same st stop stop stop can I just why can't you just be K why did you see it twice I
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don't know listen spirit Spirit that's why that's how they would say it oh spirit
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Spirit yeah that's like a frog saying Spirit spirit Spirit um kalaka is spirit Spirit that's kind of what that's the same as DSS or whatever yeah and we go to the cemetery and we bring food for
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the dead but if I said kalag right you wouldn't know what I was saying I say it twice no it's not the same wait a minute
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you bring food for the dead don't didn't you guys not have a lot of food as kids so you'd sacrifice food for the dead
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yeah but we also eat it like we wait and pray and then we eat it oh it's a guarantee that's guaranteed okay he's
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not going to eat it all you put it on the gravestone then wait five minutes and basically you're
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having just dinner at the graveyard yeah dinner at the graveyard okay yeah and there's always drinking and then yeah it's do you guys throw parties like that in Spain no you don't do that you
00:22:09
do the masks and stuff like the that's Mexican culture oh my bad what do the Spanish do they don't do
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anything you guys are not fun dude it's not fun it's not what is with Spain being so people go to the cemetery they clean their the graves they that might
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be the saddest thing there was a video on [ __ ] Tik Tok the other day of a guy cleaning Graves he was cleaning
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people Graves no during the middle of the day like cleaning like to be nice and then a little kid walks up I mean
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dude I almost started crying he it's in the video they're videotaping and cleaning and a little kid walks up and goes hi Mom to one of the graves and I
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was like oh my God it shattered my [ __ ] soul and the guy cleans Graves like this there's a guy that goes around I don't know where it was but he's all over Tik he just cleans graves because
00:22:51
they're dirty he wants him to look nice I saw a Tik Tok all right of a father giving his his son a teddy bear like for
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his birthday or whatever yeah and his mom had just died like 6 months before right and so you know this kid's like
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Teddy Bear right oh I know and the what what is it it's got her voice in it yeah
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and you press it and he goes I miss you Timmy why is that funny why is that funny is this because because it's so cruel to me you I me no
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it's beautiful you voice it's not it's like let me see itk oh this is yeah this is one yeah one go here all right there
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you go now go ahead you got to touch the hands one at a time oh man that's going to make me why is that funny you're
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insane it's so cruel it's so cruel can you imagine I'm gonna get Bobby I'm I'm going to get Bobby you cried yeah a Rudy are you being real you cried
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oh my God that's so sad it's so sad oh my maybe my response cut out my response [ __ ] you maybe it's too much maybe maybe too much let's see a little bit of Comedy just to bring us back yeah it's
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it's sad right huh yeah this is a commercial for a cement company but what what we're still doing this hold on
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Andrew said he want to see some comedy I just want to see a little bit of Comedy All let's do a comedy all right all
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right oh cute [Laughter] Nar Juna that's insane they're saying if they built the Twin Towers they would have never fall
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anyway I I'm sorry for laughing at that video no you're not I really am because the first time I saw it I cried if I get you a golf club and it makes a noise when you swing and it goes are you gay
00:24:52
it's just your dad and I grab it yeah I miss you that's really fun if you had your dad in something you would cry
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you would cry You' cry it depends on what he says yeah you know I mean if he says something that like I didn't expect
00:25:12
yeah right that was really like sentimental then yeah yeah yeah well if we're on the subject of death I want to
00:25:20
say something serious for two seconds stay crying we had a beautiful show in Long Beach California one of our fans
00:25:25
passed away that was on the show with us do you remember this guy we brought him on stage he passed away um sadly but we
00:25:32
got some love from his family saying thank you we don't know we didn't inquire but we want to give a shout out to Devon's family we love you guys
00:25:39
that's [ __ ] terrible I know but but but how beautiful uh his family why you show me this photo is he in there yeah
00:25:44
yeah we're going to show you the video oh okay but he his family said that thank you guys for what did the family say just say it was his I believe it was
00:25:51
his girlfriend and she was just like she was talking uh she's single she was just like that girl in the beanie is hot did
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you Carlos just said that girl the beanie no real quick did you hear what Carlos just said just stop stop who's
00:26:03
single that's so good you're a pie of [ __ ] it's so good you're a [ __ ] you're piece of
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[ __ ] dude wait wait a week okay yeah oh it's already been a week okay yeah you're clear well she single then she
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said what she was basically just like thanks don't say basically just say literally thanks for showing them love
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like like a big fan like thanks thanks bad friend let me see let me see let's see this is this is our boy
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Devon huh you don't know pick two people come on buddy we got to go I just come up on
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stage you come up on stage [ __ ] it uh okay yeah he's picking murderers to be honest
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yeah I know I know we making F of that's him what's your name dude Devin oh God damn man yeah Monday I'm Deon no laugh Devon where are
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you from I am from larada California hell yeah what do you do uh what do you do Dev uh I live my answer would be
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barely but I do pause it pause you know honestly dude let me just say in the moment no honestly dude hon [ __ ] [ __ ] in the
00:27:14
moment you're a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] what a piece of [ __ ] garbage you murder that guy you have a death touch
00:27:21
yeah in the moment it was very funny it got a good laugh we talk about it death it's you dude sit down that got a good
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laugh pretty good laugh uh he actually was cracking up I will say this before we continue everything that we do to our
00:27:35
fans is because we love them and we were having fun with him and he was having a [ __ ] great time even though I don't want to see the r oh you do you do let's
00:27:42
go how did you get in here did you buy tickets my girlfriend brought me did you sneak in here Kevin I probably he lives
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here under the board you like I'm here to clean up but they told me to come early all right Dev dog we love you man
00:27:57
and uh we hope you win because uh I got some gift cards for you I need them all right Bobby I mean I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up yeah you [ __ ] up we love you I'm kidding I'm [ __ ] with you guys okay
00:28:08
here we go what Grizzly animal lives in Chicago what Grizzly creature yes de your mother [ __ ] you Deon you son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yeah dud you son of a [ __ ] Deon you son of a [ __ ] your face
00:28:23
in your face you know what Devon you know what I'd come over there but I don't want to catch anything pal Andrew
00:28:28
Andrew I got a fart oh good thank God all right all right well BBY put that in his face well we W oh do you let's see it let see fart mic right maybe that did it oh
00:28:45
no look at his face maybe that did it I will say this guy was a great sport he had a lot of fun he was rad and he took a bunch of we were making fun of him and he was having fun I was there I remember
00:28:56
like all good bad friends fans can take a good [ __ ] joke and he was awesome so rest in peace to Devon sorry Devin
00:29:04
sorry Deon I'm so let's say it again no no no leave that in cuz what the [ __ ] no no sorry rest in peace Deon what do you
00:29:11
have to say with a voice I don't just say rest in peace Devon why are you smiling I'm not why are you you're
00:29:17
smiling he by the way he would love this yeah he would love this so let's all right just relax okay rest in peace
00:29:23
Devon uh we and to your family no don't why you laugh why are you doing did you laugh just now dude God why are you laughing because you're double piecing a guy who passed away like what the [ __ ]
00:29:35
are you doing I so I see here's here's the thing every funeral I go to I laugh you have
00:29:42
to yeah because I just can't handle it it's hard to cry it's so painful to me you know I mean so it's like you know I
00:29:48
mean well we love you big D we love you big D and rest in peace to his family we love you guys too and thank you for
00:29:53
being bad friends yeah anyway wow anyway I just had to tell you save that for the end of the show you know no not in the
00:30:00
middle you it's important in the middle yeah yeah it's important cuz it was real how many funerals have you been to just
00:30:06
one who my G great grandma your great grandma did you know her well yeah but she was also crazy and evil what do you mean did she curse you
00:30:18
no she was she was just like to steal she would do drugs she hated everyone is it Carlos Carlos great mother doing drugs it's insane like what kind of
00:30:31
drugs uh meth wow how old was she I don't know like 60 something wow 60 that that's that's not old and she had like a boy 60 to die yeah but 60 to do meth is
00:30:45
crazy your body I don't know how your body handled did she die from meth I don't know it it just happened like
00:30:52
suddenly did you cry probably from the meth did you cry me c yeah a little bit oh you didn't I would I was crying because other people were crying all right does that say in the Philippines
00:31:06
you guys have funerals for seven days yeah what what at the family will hold a wake up for up to seven days in honor of their loved one yeah cuz we think like the soul is still there and it's confused so we just seven days wa wait
00:31:20
wait wait it needs a week to get it [ __ ] together directions yeah still going what's how do I get to heaven yeah yeah which way is heaven what confused about
00:31:32
what like what what happened to it like oh am I dead like where am I going it takes s days to realize that that's what
00:31:39
they say okay and then like people go to that place and then they like gamble they like on the casket no no no it's just the casket and then outside of the house you gamble if whether or not he's
00:31:50
going to find his way into the after no just play games oh just for fun yeah gamble like drink like there's so many
00:31:56
like relatives that are like drun many Filipinos believe that the soul of the Dead wanders the Earth for 40 days after
00:32:02
his or her death you think they walk around for 40 [ __ ] days caros why why why why the laughter it just seems unlikely what is that it seems unlikely
00:32:12
to me is that what it's called Bam Bam B they pray for nine days so so you you do you believe people are just chilling for 40 days this is funny though to be honest of all people that
00:32:25
would die and need to take time to get to the afterlife what it's y you who you think you're going to [ __ ] take a
00:32:31
direct flight to the afterlife you're going to take your time when you die you probably need seven days to get there first of all on the first day but
00:32:38
it's not out of confusion no confusa say no no what I'm saying is take seven days I I I'll take
00:32:45
seven days don't don't me don't you're going to get me angry today to you okay let me [ __ ] you okay
00:32:51
or let me say something what stop what's this painting that's the painting of this whole situation oh this whole
00:32:57
situation kind of a what's up with that chick's big tits yeah do you get to sucker tits in the afterlife is that
00:33:04
what that is no but the seven days I'll purposely wander around right just to see what's going on how people are reacting and stuff you want to know what people are saying about you well rest in
00:33:15
peace to our to our anyway rest in peace for that and let's move on for let's talk about positive positive well she
00:33:21
started it with all this Filipino nonsense yeah the Filipino nonsense yeah yeah yeah what's this you good I'm good
00:33:26
are you biting your nails again yeah why I don't know you got to cut it out you know there's poop under your nails oh I
00:33:32
clean my hands I'm not like you guys okay do you are you watching Shogun no but I'm watching tell me Dairy girls oh so good yeah pointing at me when you do
00:33:45
that were you pointing at me what is dairy girls it's such a comedy right from England it's so [ __ ] funny Irish
00:33:51
and I've been trying to do their accent let's hear you do their accent this is great okay I'm sorry Claire I'm just not
00:33:59
that into to you not interested in me look at the state of you that's pretty [ __ ] good dude it almost just sounds like a white person but it's good sorry Claire sorry CLA not India not
00:34:14
India not India daddy girls daddy Girls D they're so [ __ ] funny have you seen the show no I've heard of it though so good it's good they're fantastic you love it how many seasons is it it's
00:34:26
three three or four right three and it's over Fallout no I don't okay you don't know okay our good friend Johnny pton is in Fallout it's amazing yeah very good I
00:34:37
haven't seen it yeah it's based on the video game yeah yeah it's my favorite video game anyway yeah let's not come about shows
00:34:42
anymore what is what is why can't I get into stuff like that what how I like preemptively because it's a video game
00:34:48
I'm like I don't know [ __ ] you know it's funny people have seen it that didn't even know was a video game yeah
00:34:54
that's what I've heard that people like it anyway yeah yeah yeah but if you do play the video game you literally
00:35:01
go after like three scenes you go oh yeah they have it right they got it and it's it and it's one of those games when
00:35:07
I was playing it back in the day I there's no way they'll do a show on this it's too hard and they did it you know
00:35:14
well they also made Grand Theft Auto a movie really it happens every day I leave my [ __ ] house what do you mean dude honestly I I was driving today under one of the
00:35:26
bridges and they were five City trucks five City trucks two cops a a uh one guy to spray off the piss and [ __ ] off the sidewalk one guy to collect his tents and all that stuff and it's one dude and
00:35:40
it's five City trucks to move one guy from out from under a bridge I'm like this is Grand Theft Auto we live in [ __ ] Grand Theft Auto like a movie it
00:35:47
is like a bad movie I saw a man this city is [ __ ] awful I saw a man on he was on some sort of drugs right and he was like half naked mhm traffic like Western what's so funny nothing like
00:35:59
Western and Olympic e right yeah and he fell on his ass 42 times 42 times yeah I
00:36:05
counted and I would the light wasn't that long we go one 2 3 I was with my friend Haley four five he kept falling
00:36:11
and we just started beckling laughing but then he was in traffic like cars whizzing by him and he's falling on his
00:36:17
he's in the middle of the road oh yeah well you didn't go help him what am I going to do well I don't know shuffle him along or something yeah yeah so I it
00:36:23
was but then sadness occurred I'm like oh this is you know so funny you look around and things you shouldn't accept you accept like like homelessness not
00:36:34
just homelessness things that you see like you know a syringe next to a baby shoe mhm you know I mean like why are
00:36:42
these together in the middle of the street you know what I mean like things that you shouldn't and you just kind of walk by them it is what it is yeah you
00:36:48
see a naked dude you know hey man you know and you're like and you try to walk around them and like have a good day sir it's like it that these are things in society we shouldn't accept we should
00:37:01
help sometimes it brings you Joy what do you me suck sucker hey man I'll never I was at the at Fairfax Fairfax you know where the all the stores are by Supreme and all that [ __ ]
00:37:13
I was waiting at that light by caners I'm not kidding I was having kind of a shitty day yeah I'm sitting I just look
00:37:19
over to my left just to glance and there's the bus stop there and there's a woman with her pants on her ankles
00:37:24
taking a [ __ ] on the bus bench yeah and a guy is sitting there on the bus bench as she he's just sitting there and she's
00:37:31
pooping on the bench right next to him he doesn't even glance over her he just lets her [ __ ] right at the bus bench I was dying laughing yeah it made my day
00:37:37
it was [ __ ] hilarious but it's not okay it's not okay I feel bad but it was very funny to watch someone just poop on
00:37:43
a bench with a guy sitting there that guy's just trying to go to work yeah and she's just [ __ ] right on the bus
00:37:50
bench it was so [ __ ] funny I was like this is insane this city is [ __ ] terrible why do we live here by the way yeah I just want to say we can't reveal
00:38:00
what happened at Family Feud oh can we talk about it so I don't I don't know about you guys but I was nervous yeah I was so anxious I was so anxious because like
00:38:13
I'm wearing a suit and we're driving up there we you looked good yeah thank you you did too we look great we were sharp
00:38:19
as we look sharp we show up at the place and then once you go into the studio you're like there it is it's real there
00:38:26
it's real flavor FL had all 55 of his family members there yeah we had no Entourage yeah what's that what's that [ __ ] face you could have had one
00:38:37
Entourage didn't want you didn't want you [Laughter] there sorry just I'm sorry I'm sorry if we were gonna have somebody else there Rudy was invited no
00:38:51
you didn't yes you were invited not to be on the you [ __ ] liar we invited you to the show not to be on the show but you were invited to come and H yes you [ __ ] were yes you were no one
00:39:03
told me well that's your fault anyway my team was get told my team was me Andrew
00:39:11
this is the order Kila Esther and my friend Jean love Jee Hong the best Jee Jean and Esther should have switched yeah flavor flave came in
00:39:22
swinging you don't know who that is is Steve Harvey Ste really white I'm glad you're back on the show yeah yeah me too is his teeth really white yeah that's what they say every time he
00:39:36
came up and said something to me so sweet and nice I couldn't help but think about Cat Williams interview talking
00:39:43
[ __ ] about him yeah isn't that crazy crazy it was like running through my mind that that guy has that much weight
00:39:50
now we had a great time it was a wonderful experience it was yeah yeah and um and I'd love to go back and do it
00:39:56
again if if you your family ever does it if my family ever does it you'll be on it of course and you will not yeah but you'll be invited mhm
00:40:06
that's fine we that but as we're leaving oh my God today I just want to finish this well finish it finish you're
00:40:23
allowed to take a break all sorry I just felt pressure or something there is no question chew too too much this chewy
00:40:30
Skittles man these are really good though where are these from Japan gas station a
00:40:36
gas yeah but the nice one but it's one of those family food is one of those things where you watch it on YouTube and you never in the your wildest dreams would think that you
00:40:49
would ever be on it right you know you know him and are kind of crazy you know what I mean you know idiots we're idiots you know you know and they used to have like you know respectable families on
00:41:01
there you know what I mean well who was before us Ken Marino and uh the osmin yeah Donnie Osman and his whole family
00:41:08
and then us and yeah they're really scraping at the bottom right that's why we're getting asked yeah but but it was
00:41:15
like it was fun though yeah it was fun though it was like and we were leaving I was just like wow we just did that that was incredible well I'll tell you um I have something to report to you what is
00:41:27
it we are everybody knows that we've been talking about playing in Abu Dhabi we're excited to go there we got a list
00:41:32
from the promoter we are not allowed I knew this was going to happen we can't do it then no we have just absolutely
00:41:41
undoubtedly no nudity like literally not you can't like no I mean like it's different punishment there okay okay I can ABY by I know you can but I'm letting you know that's not insane this
00:41:53
is a no joke yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like like we can say what we want on stage it's so weird though no nudity
00:42:00
yeah it's so weird not really really because people don't people don't want butthole stuff all the time yeah but sometimes we do everyone wants butthole
00:42:12
St some of the times raise your hand in this room if you want butthole stuff all the time no some of the times some of the times okay all the time all the time
00:42:20
two yeah he does too um all right the list what else oh it says it says very and it says okay it says like under no circumstances will any of this be violated or we will be it'll be
00:42:32
terminated right so then we'll we will lose out on the contract okay public nudity is against the law in they're also signs in malls shopping center
00:42:39
Advocates modest clothing so this says check this out uh this is some of these are so easy okay no consumption of
00:42:45
alcoholic beverages I mean I said it while in public this is interesting live streaming through professional platforms without a permit meaning doing like Tik Tok live or Instagram live is illegal
00:42:56
permit are obtained easily if if we want to request to get a permit to film in public but if you if you're caught filming in public highly illegal without without permit okay this one's going to
00:43:08
be tough for you and I making rude gestures in public is not permitted it's going to be tough what do you mean rude
00:43:14
gestures well you know you know in public outside in public like on stage out in public outside stage is a that's a so I can show butthole on stage no what the [ __ ] did you not hear you said
00:43:26
okay okay I don't know no so but butthole nowhere nowhere how about in my hotel room if I'm in there yes okay
00:43:35
making rude gesture in public Plus on stage insulting UAE royal family government members Etc not permitted oh
00:43:41
that's what goes 20 minutes I know it's my first show yeah yeah uh on stage no consumption of alcoholic beverages great sober smoking is absolutely not permitted on stage okay in the venue
00:43:55
never did don't I've never done that and on stage of no kind no form nud to D at
00:44:01
all yeah yeah you just said that that's what it says multiple times okay okay multiple times so they just want to make sure that we know okay but in because I
00:44:09
remember the first time I went I went there many many years ago with Eric Griffin and Sebastian monos scalo yeah
00:44:15
and the list was no talking of religion what yeah no talking about sexual of any nature yeah yeah and I was like literally going Crossing out like
00:44:27
blacking out 90% of my ACT I'm like I was supposed to feature and I go guys I I looked at both of those guys I go good luck I'm hosting because then I can like kill
00:44:38
time by crowd work and stuff like that but we can be fed up to $50,000 for what for nudity I'm not going to do it why do
00:44:44
you keep saying that cuz I want to really lay it on you yeah yeah because I'll tell you what you did the other other night dude what did I do we did a
00:44:51
live show and you go show them did you not do that inside in no on stage it was in uh not Niagara Falls but only in in Windsor
00:45:03
Windsor yeah but Winder it's fine right but what if you said I know I I know my point though being is if you say in Abu Dhabi yeah show it or a wink or any of
00:45:15
that nature I will do it well it's good to know I got that power okay I got that power power that but hole baby I promise
00:45:22
I won't I don't want to get can you imagine that's a movie in the making we go to Abu dhab you show your butthole
00:45:27
and we're in prison that's a 17-hour flight 18 [ __ ] hours we're going to to get over
00:45:33
there does it stop anywhere that's Direct that's direct we're not doing direct no it there's I think it's got
00:45:41
total flight from LAX to dxb a 17 hours 11 minutes wow and then and then we turn around and come right back home the next day no we're
00:45:53
supposed to like do some stuff there let's do some stuff are you all going to do that I think so I've never seen a camel don't up
00:45:59
close I've always seen a camel toe you've never seen a camel up at all no I'll tell you the animals I've never seen camel yeah
00:46:10
kangaroo wombat well you're going to see all that when we go to Australia at the end of the year yeah so I've seen n of those W I don't think I've ever SE
00:46:17
Tasmanian Devil never seen a there's a lot honey badger there's a lot alligator cocodile I want to go on yeah yeah I
00:46:23
just realized there a lot you've never seen anything really yeah yeah what is that a fenel fox animals in the uh UAE
00:46:28
oh those are cute fenel foxes can we take one of those back dude look how cute they are will they freak out if we bring one home yeah they're so cute
00:46:37
they're so cute now what the [ __ ] is that it's bison or something no that's looks like an antalope
00:46:43
oh bison I don't know what bison looks like give me a photo another photo give me another photo there we go zoom in on
00:46:50
that let me guess the right is a pelican Flamingo okay monkey yes uh lion and that's a giraffe
00:47:03
right a gir a giraff yeah yeah a giraff yeah have you seen a giraffe yeah what kind of weird animals are in the
00:47:08
Philippines that we'll never see well those bats we saw we already talked about those
00:47:15
bats whoa whoa what is that it's a hawk no e about that oh there we go oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what is that tarer what tarer t
00:47:28
[Laughter] that's that's 3 in the morning Greg that's goop I was just thinking the exact same thing that's goop yeah that's 100% goop yeah uh
00:47:41
armadillo okay all right let's forget this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] stop [ __ ] let's regroup what is going on in your life
00:47:47
Rudy I've been reading like fairy smuts and it's like what do you mean man it's like a fantasy novel and then I'm
00:48:01
just reading it because there's so many hot spicy things to read like [ __ ] and like you're reading fairy [ __ ] fairies with like the ears that
00:48:14
are long and they're like magical like people yeah fairies are pretty mythological they're pretty magical yeah but they're even like strong stronger
00:48:25
and they're like so hot can you do okay wait wait stop what the [ __ ] not the titties on that [ __ ] fairy is so good wait a minute you're looking at fairy porno basically it's fairy porn yeah
00:48:36
well how do I find it it's a it's a novel can you do a court of mist and fury Ryan yeah rean okay that guy okay
00:48:49
zoom in that photo okay so they have wings they're called B well zoom in more sorry I don't see wing Wings Bud those three guys they have wings the ears on
00:49:00
the bottom the three in the bottom let's go to the bottom no not them they have those are fairies look at the ears are they elves oh they turned they turned into oh they transition yeah cuz
00:49:11
something oh this is Progressive it's Progressive but the boys are girls boys but they are girls
00:49:19
when they transition no okay but the voice they say are you saying the voice voice the boys the boys the boys the the men yeah they're called are they are
00:49:31
they under 18 no they're they called men then but they're called Bat boys okay I'm a bat boy yeah and they B but boy but but but but but but boy it's just so
00:49:42
hard I'm a little butt boy butt boy I'm a butt butt butt butt boy they're butt boys come have sex with me I'm a butt
00:49:48
boy do they do they have butt sex not in the book so you're reading these erotic novels but they're all based on fairy [ __ ] yeah wow is it romantic do they go to high school
00:50:00
they're like buildings yeah it's romantic it's like serious but I just like it because of the sex part
00:50:07
wow it's so hot I just it's so gross and then when they [ __ ] they say if you touch their wings they like orgasm
00:50:19
fast if you play with their wings that's that's how they come imagine this imagine this what imagine this right
00:50:25
you're down there right you're down there this isn't working is that what you mean mhm you touch their wings why did you just go for the wings in the beginning yeah why don't you just go right for the well
00:50:40
foreplay oh foreplay forl is just regular sex then you stroke the wings that's and if you have longer wings that
00:50:47
means you have a oh oh so the black ones have the longer ones is there any little Asian little
00:50:52
Asian Fair Wings the probably can't even fly yeah but I want to be in that world that's
00:50:59
who you want to be you want to be a you want to be in a fantasy world don't turn into one of these people that like dynamically changes their are you going
00:51:05
to like a plastic surgery to become a cosplay no were you cosplay it no that's cringe
00:51:11
okay that's cringe that's cringe but this isn't cringe though touch my wings touch my wings is that what you say I don't know if the author had that in mind with that voice but I don't know
00:51:25
what it is I don't know what I don't know what's on TCH my wing that's my wing you got to touch my wing yeah
00:51:31
that's interesting are there other other creatures in that world there's different creatures like name me
00:51:37
one like sirens they're Sirens but they're ugly Sirens are the sirens are ugly yeah is there gargo there's different kinds there's even like the half horse half centur centar there's
00:51:51
different kinds but I like the bat boys because they're the hottest the cour of and fury it's a series can you imagine how much money these people make writing this [ __ ] and then the movie writes you
00:52:03
is it is it good enough to be in a movie no I don't think so it's not going to be good if it's like a person playing it
00:52:10
this is election night in Soul Korea yeah I always stay up for these what I love I
00:52:18
I'm very interested this is their coverage yeah there we go wait where's the where's the volume
00:52:31
it's great it's all AI generated whoa so they're having fun with it it's like Tekken yeah this is like Tekken fight Mission Impossible is Mission Impossible
00:52:44
the last one yeah Mission Impossible boom so one guy's winning 62% to 38% he's [ __ ] smoking him smoking them I will change the roads I will
00:52:56
change bulletproof vest Poli and we both going to fight yeah this is the mission impossible cuz the train and everything that's so funny yeah see they know how to do it fun
00:53:07
that's fun how come we can't do it fun is could we take oursel Serious is that what it is yeah why don't we do it here
00:53:14
like British Parliament how come we don't do that kind of [ __ ] where it's all wacky and they yell at each other and a lot of a lot of these European
00:53:21
countries now they don't have the death penalty I didn't realize that we should still have the death penalty I don't
00:53:26
think so you don't think so at all I I I don't think eye for an eye is the thing do you think I think it's uh it's cruel
00:53:33
not even if like it's a mass shooter oh yeah that for sure so what are you talking about exactly I just changed my
00:53:39
mind that's why I wouldn't be a good politician well no that's why I would change so quickly I just think c i stand
00:53:44
for you know I mean strict borders and somebody yell at me yeah uh I stand for strict borders and uh heavy build building a wall heck who's going to build a wall dude you're right about
00:53:56
about that no all a great politician what that's a great that is actually what they're good at Capital Punishment
00:54:02
has been completely abolished in all European countries except for bellarus and Russia shout out to [ __ ] bellus and Russia that's the latter which has a
00:54:09
moratorium and has not carried out an execution since September 19 96 if you do heinous crazy
00:54:16
[ __ ] I think we got to yeah but there but there are some people that are you I mean falsely accused of a crime and
00:54:23
they're in death row okay how about this if you're not falsely accused if you're the one it's like yeah I I went to that thing and shot all those people it's
00:54:28
like well then then we're going to get you hm but isn't it more punishment being in a Cell your whole
00:54:36
life here's the debate we pay for it as taxpayers so you're like do you want to just pay for them or do you want to just
00:54:41
get rid of them because he's killed so many people okay I I'll propose something else there you go may I propose something else totally okay do
00:54:47
it quickly mhm as soon the next day you oh because right there's like thousands of people still on death rad right because we're paying all the tax right it's just no but you should torture them yes oh yeah yeah yeah a week of torture
00:55:00
a month a month of yeah or the seven days that you're you know supposed to be gone the seven days in the Filipino law
00:55:07
yeah yeah so look at that 24 2500 people are still on death row they're just chilling they're chilling it's not going
00:55:12
to happen for most of them what kind of torture would you think should happen you know the one they did in Game
00:55:19
of Thrones where they put a mouse yeah they just put a mouse on the belly going so disgusting so choose through bucket
00:55:26
mous rats that Che chew through the ad abdomen yeah okay you got there I got there yeah it's that's that would be unbelievably bad to me a rat chewing through your stomach
00:55:39
isn't that bad how about this one how about we put you down at the bottom of a well and we just lower a little bit of
00:55:46
water down there every day just a little bit of water every day what does that do it keeps you alive you just because
00:55:51
you're going to go nuts oh down the well yeah you're going to go how long can you live with just water a while a pretty
00:55:57
long time yeah yeah until how long can you live on just water I got to tell they it is longer
00:56:05
it's a long time but it's not two to three months it's pretty good though two to three months but think about that
00:56:11
that's a slow can you eat your finger nails you can eat your whole body if you wanted to yeah or if that well if other
00:56:16
people have used it cuz I thought about this during like in um Silence of the Lambs you know how that L such a good
00:56:22
movie great movie remember she she looked at the walls and there were nails I would eat
00:56:28
those a metal what is that how painful the Brazen bull oh right to slow and truly agonizing death to the person
00:56:33
inside the device was engineered to convert the screams of suffering victims into sounds that were early similar to the bellowing of a bull so you're stuck
00:56:40
inside the bellowing bull how about this Brazen bll that's what it's called you take a man a man who's like completely like like you know alpha male right he's
00:56:52
oh that's crazy that's how Jesus died they cooked him inside of a bull and they they organize the horn to
00:57:01
just wow that's how they know dinner served what about for men C caught off their penis cut off their penis no you just they just get
00:57:14
like fisted I'm going to take no I'm going to take you further you you you you get a surgeon uhhuh you take a man you give him all female parts right and then you have you
00:57:28
charge a cover oh wow yeah you mean money this is pretty expensive no because you're going transition somebody yeah but you're going to make the money back by the cover what are you charging
00:57:39
how much U what 500 bucks come on you got to make it more economical $1,000 100 bucks $100 100 bucks and you can just it's about volume at this point oh yeah yeah yeah and just
00:57:50
imagine you know what I mean yeah oh you know you know mean I'm sorry for robbing
00:57:56
that bank what if we tied people to a helicopter and you got to pinata of them oo that's kind of wild right I get something better give it to me water
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slide it's a water slide it sounds fun cuz you look you think you're going to have a good time okay yeah you get in
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you have your short your favorite bathing suit on right right there's a guy up there going all right have fun
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buddy yeah right yeah okay you get you slide down but the [ __ ] gets thinner and thinner mhm slide yeah the slide and then eventually you get stuck right
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right wow and then the water cuz water have water you drowned in it ooh o how do we get you unstuck for the next guy though you pile them on who okay right so you you're like on top of each other
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right right just like P right and then you may maybe you can make the [ __ ] I forget it like a
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kebab that's what I was saying yeah like a big Kebab you can yeah or just make can can can you make the tube more of a
00:58:59
tortilla kind of a thing oh you mean some sort of what like it's like a tortilla shape no it's actual tortilla no yeah he's saying if you want them to be
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edible no oh so they slide down naked you put them in a like a really thick tortilla where they can they're not going to slip out of it right right and then once you have like 10
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guys tie it up right we eat them you eat them you B them and you eat them this makes lot of sense I don't know just
00:59:27
throwing it out there I don't know I don't know what I'm talking about right now what's the video
00:59:33
I sent you or didn't I send you another oh yeah that one that one go back that one other one we saw we found out where Doc is uh
00:59:42
oh he's been training his breath hold is so good yeah for little tiny lungs yeah
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where does he hold it all yeah look at him we're not scared buddy I think that guy would [ __ ] [ __ ] up yeah I don't know
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why this went around the internet but man it's it's just cute to watch him cute to watch him I don't know why yeah I would hire him just to swim in my pool
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Bud yeah man yeah he wants to come on the show bring him on the show he lives in La no okay we have to fly him out no
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he's always around here he lives in Miami he's always coming let me ask you something did you go to Coachella do you guys even go to
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Coachella I've never been have you been let's go next year ABS [ __ ] let's go next year no I really need to go I've
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already gone once you have I went in like the fourth year or fifth year when it was brand new and then now we got to
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go next year no matter who's playing look at this you see Justin Bieber and uh and what's his name Jaden Smith making out yeah look at they humping and
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then he gives him a big kiss I love you baby oh my God this clip circulated like
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crazy G porn is so good okay okay enough it's honestly dudee what are you talking
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about porn yeah I'm saying because they're like kissing no they're just kissing on each other and cheek like
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I've done that to Andrew but not like this this looks interesting yeah you've never kissed me like that it just look
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no I don't think so let just get to a nice little angle there my God so I'm walking by what is he saying
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J what's he saying sit down wi [ __ ] sit down his you said sit down you didn't want to even do it I was just like what is this B thank you for what I got to go let's
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do it thank you for being a bath friend woo [Music] wooho yeah woo yeah