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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. Don't dude wait. Hold up. Happy birthday to you. Let the gong out. Happy
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birthday, dear Bobby. Happy birthday to you. Very good video. 54 years old. When Koreans turn 54, they talk like
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this. You look so good for 54 years old. Rudy, do you have anything to say to start the show off for Bobby's 54th birthday here
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in the year of our Lord 2025? I hope you don't die. I hope you don't die either, bud.
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I hope I don't die either, dude. Thank god you won't. Is that your fear that I'm going to die? Yeah, you look really old.
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Nope. What do you think about me dying? Yeah, like ever since I looked at that photo, I feel like you're closer to death. That's why. What photo? The one that Auntie Melanie sent me for
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your passport. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, no, that was his oimpic phase. Can we can we bring up
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episode one of this show just so we can stay a still frame and look what you look like then? Look what I looked like then. We can just do a little throwback
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just so we can see what we look like. Yeah. Click on the first episode we ever did. Bad friends episode one
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and let's see what we look like. I don't want to hear anything but Wow. Wow. You look at the difference. Wow.
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Wow. Look at you now and look at you then. It's like 20 years have passed. Yeah. Hey, you're like Obama after he left office. Yeah. Yeah. Stressful. Wow. Wow. Same thing. Well,
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you look the same. I shaved my beard. We both look the same. No, I look younger then.
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Yes. Yeah. You look like a child. Look at little young Bob. And now you're older. And wiser.
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Look at how clean your arms are. No liver spots, no nothing. Oh my god. You're right. Well, you look fatter.
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You do look fatter. Thank you, Mone. God, McCone, you're trying to get on my good side, baby. Yeah, dude. You look skinny mini now.
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Yeah, I'm the Korean Luigi Manion. You? Yeah. Free Bobby. So funny. I mean, people say it all the time online. They do. No one says that [ __ ] They really What? They say it all the time.
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I'm the Korean the sexiest guy in the world. But the Korean version. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. But they do
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call me the Korean man. you know. So, um I just I saw a photo of him today and I
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have to be honest with you and I express my feelings about Luigi. Yeah. Let's hear it. Yeah. Yeah. Hot as [ __ ]
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You like him, huh? You really He's so hot. Look at him there. Yeah. He's a murdering fool. But
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you know he looks like James Franco and Sam Morurell. He's like if they mixed a little Samurel.
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A little Sam. The cur the curly hair. Yeah. Yeah. He also like bulked up like he got
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bigger. Well, you got to get jacked before you go to the to jail. Prison rules, dude. Yeah. Handsome.
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You think that he's going to get uh is he's going to get the the death penalty? You think he's going to go to like real
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prison? Prison? He's going to go to prison. Yeah, they're in jail. Is he in jail now or prison? Prison? He's in jail. You go to jail until your hearing and
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then But the trial started today. Yeah. Second degree murder. They But the Manion lawyer said they had a
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big win today, right? Big win. Big win for the kid, didn't he? No terrorism charges. No terrorist. No terrorists, right? No terrorist
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charge. Good escape, man. Yeah, there you go. Would you would you date him if he got out? Of course.
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This is why they write letters to people in prison. Like this girl, you know, like those uh those like
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what do there's a there's a thing on TikTok I've seen where female inmates are like, "Hi, 14442. I'm in Pakoma and
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I'm getting out in June and I just want to meet a nice guy." And the responses are in the amount of guys that line up.
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Oh my god. You saw on Netflix there's this doctor who broke out a guy from prison. Yeah, a doctor. God con. Well, just cuz she's a doctor.
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Yeah, she likes I think when you get excited I think when you get excited it just
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comes out weird. Well, he's I was busy I was busy watching the Charlie Sheen documentary because he reminded me of you. Mone and I were saying Tiger Blood. Tiger blood. And also uh he
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cat blood. He admitted that he What' you say? Cat blood. He admitted that he liked boys. He likes
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guys. Really? In the documentary, spoiler alert, he says that he was tired of the At some point you get tired of one side of the
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menu and you flip it over and you try the other side of the menu. And we thought of you because you try the whole menu when we go to eat at restaurants.
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So you trying the other side? Well, you when I when I was in high school, I I did try some. Charlie Sheen, you know what I mean? But um you share a lot of similarities. That that doesn't offend me.
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It shouldn't. I'm not You know what offends me? What? Cat blood. Cat blood. That I have tiger blood. So you're saying that Charlie Sheen He loves tiger blood, but I love cat blood.
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Why can't it be tiger blood? It's not that he loves it's that he has tiger blood. Yeah, I mean I have it. I mean I know you have cat blood.
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Yeah. You're more of a cat. You, you know, you roam, you sleep, your hours are odd, you don't really like
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people that much, but you really secretly do. You're a cat. How are you not a cat? You're absolutely a cat. Yeah, I am a I am a cat, right?
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You look like a furry right now. What? A furry. You look like a furry. God damn it, Jules. It's my birthday.
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It is your birthday. Okay. Be supportive. Uh, we saw weapons together. You already saw it?
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I saw it together with her. Did you like it? It's so good. It's so It is so good. Did you see it? No.
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Why? I'm holding out. You refuse? I'm holding out for when it gets to DVD. I want to watch It is out
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on DVD. It's We streamed it at my house. I want to buy it on DVD. Oh, Blu-ray. I I still want to watch it.
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Oh, you want to put the thing? He wants the VHS tape. I'm old school. Yeah. Okay. I tried to go watch it, but I was out of
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town, so I just got back. And then I tried and my wife doesn't want to see it, so I got to go alone. What?
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Or or I got to go on the road. Yeah. Why doesn't Why doesn't your wife want to see it? I think cuz she saw the trailer and was
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like, "Is it scary? Is it What is it?" She doesn't like scary movies. She doesn't She likes them. Okay. Yeah.
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That's not her favorite. Yeah. So, I was like, "I'll go see it alone on the road." Scariest movie of all time.
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Scariest movie of all time. Yeah. Um, quick. The scariest movie of all time. Scariest movie of all time. When Harry Met Sally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the scariest?
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The orgasm scene in the in the diner. Oh my god. I I ran I ran out of the theater. What's the scariest movie of all time? What's eating Gilbert grape?
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Did you Did you ever see Harry? No, she doesn't know what that is. Okay. What's the scariest movie of all time?
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I mean, being real or do I mean cuz I was going to say Shrek cuz you're doing that. Well, Shrek throwback, dude. Little guy
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Guy Fieti throwback. Yeah. Yeah. What What our buddy Guy was texting us today big time. We love He was blowing us up. I
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love it. Yeah. Um I would I would say The Exorcist. Mhm. That freaked me out the most cuz I
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watched it too young. Yeah. When you were young watching it cuz you'd never seen anything like it. I wasn't supposed to watch it. My
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babysitter showed it to me. Yeah, it's just the So, so bad, right? Is that what happened in your house, dude? You watch stuff you
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weren't supposed to watch? Well, who was your babysitter as a kid? The trees, maybe. But it's always my uncle watch
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over her. That smoking man in the tree. That What's a smoking? Huh? ADA. ADA. Please watch over her. ADA.
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No, but my uncles were always just watching porn. Oh, okay. Those can be scary. Scary. Those can be very scary. Those are very scary. Yeah. Yeah. That's gross. Your uncle would just watch porn in the living room.
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Yeah. And then my cousins and I would just be laughing. Gross. That's so insane. What about the uncle that chops people
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up with machetes? He's still scary. But he's so scary. That guy seen him watch. Oh, you're nervous.
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So, for your birthday, what's big? What's coming up? Do you want your gift? Not yet. Okay.
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Edging. I'm going to edge the gift. He likes edging. Well, the thing about um gifts is that
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people don't really give me the right gift. That's right. God. Well, they don't cost enough for you. Oh my god. But
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I mean, we did put effort in this year. So to act defeated beforehand is a little dis based on history.
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How about this? Yeah. What do you want to have happen this year different than than the last year? Well, I kind of want to do it like mafia
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style, actually. What does that mean? You know, when the mafia weddings, the envelope, you want to go around. You want the envelope of cash? Yeah.
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Get my own thing. I'll do that tomorrow when I when I come see it. An envelope of cash is I think the most respectful gift.
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Yeah. But the amount of cash you want is people aren't going to give you cash. Even if it's $50. Well, that's Let's say you work at Chipotle and you
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come to my birthday party. Mhm. Okay. Mhm. Give me five bucks. Okay. And then if you work at a bigger
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job, you have to give more money. Yes. What's the If David Spade comes, give me a grand.
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Okay. Give you a grand. Well, you know, he's not coming to your birthday party. I know. I I've had some people because
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it's I guess it's a surprise. I don't know who's going. Yeah. You don't know. I don't know. I know. But people are texting me directly like
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I can't make it. But I'm not the one that surprise. Yeah. I know. I'm not the one. Do you know where it is or what's going
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on? Like CIA, you know, the singer? Yeah. Yeah. She texted me today. I can't make it.
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And I'm like, and then and then Kila invit. [Laughter] If she sung you that at a voice message. Dude, that would have crushed.
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She's the best though. Have you ever been to her house? No, I haven't been to her [ __ ] I' been to see his house. I hate when the
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internet is like, do you know Hollywood for You hang out with [ __ ] Hollywood people all the time. I didn't know who she was.
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Liar. Anyway, liar. And one time she came out on her balcony, right? Did she sing during co I think the pope and she sang from the balcony
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and we're all like in the garden and stuff like in a picnic kind of an area. Wa. Right. And we were just tears.
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Just singing like a ac cappella. Fake tears. Fake tears. But they're still tears nonetheless. What?
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Yeah. Tears were fake. Yeah. I put water on. No, no, no. I um So she So do you know where the birthday
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party is? You do? Yeah, of course. I'm asking if you do. I don't know. That's why I'm going to get it out of you right now.
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No chance. Yeah, cuz you're my best friend. Yeah, but why would I try to ruin somebody else's surprise? Does it matter?
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It does matter. That's why it's a surprise. So, in the place that we're having it, is it is am I going to be like, "Oh my god, I can't believe it."
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Yes, I think so. Are you invited? No. Okay. Why wouldn't they invited that the team? I told him not to. I see. It was pretty deliberate. Carlos, are you invited? Uh, no, I'm not going.
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Yeah. Were you invited, but you're not going? I said, "No, I'm not invited and I'm not going." How about you, M?
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Oh my god. Well, I didn't I told I said not to invite them. You wanted to invite these guys? Yes.
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Why? They're for my family. You want famous people around? No, no, no. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, what? You do want famous people your birthday. What's going on? Yeah. And if they if they did go, they would have a separate wristband and be relegated to a different part of the,
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you know. Yeah. Not in the same area, right? Of course. Yeah. Yeah. You're in the kitchen. That's right. Are you going?
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Yeah. You are. Interesting. Do you know where it is? No. Oh, you [ __ ] liar, dude.
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Are you a liar? Uh, yeah. Yeah. You know, you know, so I went somewhere Sunday night and I where? It was almost incredible. It was incredible. Where? I went to a symphony
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at the Greek theater. Did you really? Yeah. Who did you go see? The LA Phil Harmonic or No,
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I don't know who. Who played there? It was the music of Stardew Valley. What? Yeah. A symphony played the music of Stardew Valley at the G at the Greek or at the what did you say? At the
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Greek theater. Yeah. I love the Greek. Two shows sold out. Stardew Valley. A symphony of Stardewans.
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Yeah. Wow. And I went and I went backstage. I I said hi to Eric Brony, the the creator
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cuz he's done Tiger Buzz. I know him. But um and he went up on stage and when the music started playing and and ask my friend that was with me, I
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did cry. Oh, it was that beautiful. The tears was like, "Oh, I'm 54 and I play games." That's cool. You know what I mean? But that's your game. Golf is my dumb game. You like this stuff. Everyone has
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dumb games. Yeah. But it was it was kind of like surreal because it's like I discovered
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the game on my own. Mhm. Just by somebody mentioned it somewhere and I was like, "So, it wasn't on your own."
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I discovered it completely organically on my own. A friend of mine recommended it to like the opposite. All right. So,
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um the the symphony was great and um he he went up on stage and he made a little
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speech and it was just nice. It was beautiful. Yeah. I really like that. Mentioned my name. Um
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he mentioned your name. I didn't say that. What did he say? Nothing. He just did a little speech up on his face. What did he say?
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Nothing. Did he say it's Bobby Lee's birthday and happy birthday to Bobby Lee? I just basically said, you know, last time I was in LA, you know, I hung out
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with Bobby Lee. Did the crowd go nuts? Half applause. Were you backstage? No, I was in the audience. And you sat in the regular in the bucket seats. What is the bucket seats? Not the bucket seats, but the uh
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No, the the VIP. The VIP. Since her mom left, the house is a disaster. Quiet. Smells like [ __ ] It's a disaster. Smells like [ __ ] Yeah. And then Jules is like, "What?
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I can do it. I can take care of it." Yeah. Yeah. I said I would help clean. You do not deep cleaning. What do you think? Do you think you keep her at your house because you want someone
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there? Yeah. Well, you know, it's silent when no one's there. It's nice to have people around.
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Yeah. When her mom and her are there and the dog, he loves my mom so much. It's crazy. Yeah.
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She's wonderful. She's a wonderful woman. And um it's like what? Your her kid. Yeah. And she's like my mom. She does everything. The way she folds the socks,
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the underwear, everything is beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. She does a great job. She does. Yeah. I miss her and she's
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going to come back in October. You have a mom still, you know. Yeah. But she's just like, you know, just kneede and, you know, K-pop. And
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did she call you or she I mean, she's texting you. She'll text me tomorrow on my birthday. She We text every night.
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What's a late night text from your mom say you up? No. What? No. She'll go, "Rest in
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peace." You know what I mean? Rest in peace. She sends you death texts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rest in peace.
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you know, and she'll go, um, she'll have some sort of poem sometimes. Give me a poem. Yeah, I'll give you Yeah, I'll
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Yeah, she'll have some sort of like wisdom or of some sort of wisdom. New weird day.
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Yeah. Oh, what the heck? Hope you sleep well. Yeah. What's been going on in your world?
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Nothing. Nothing at all. You're not doing anything. Are you dating someone right now? No. Stuff like this. But Bobby thinks I'm a lesbian now.
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Soft night. Soft night. She texted you soft night. Yeah, that's not really a quote. No, that's cute. Yeah. Oh, here's another here's another
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one. Um, good night, sweet dream of me loving you under the same moon and stars and
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beyond always. That's beautiful. What do you What did you respond? Let's see. Just like nine hearts.
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Just hearts. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Say something nice back. I'll I'll send her photos.
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She a Rya girl. What? It's like a you're texting with like I'll I'll send their photos like this
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of just you in front of thousands of people. That's very funny. You know why? Do you know why?
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Why? Because they never in the beginning they were like, you know what I mean? I never believed in you. Yeah. Don't you know you're not going to
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make it right. And so it just it's my way of just going good night. That's so funny. Vindictive still after all these sleep tight. You don't need to do that.
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I just do it every once in a while. And then sometimes I was just another I think I sent her I'll make her a collage
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of like you know what I mean on my apps of her of her face of her when she was young.
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You know what I mean? Just to remind her she's not young anymore. No. Just to go I'm thinking about you. I send her a photo of me you and Guy
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Fiery. That's a good photo. You know what I mean? What did she say to that picture? She has no idea who they are.
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Anybody? So I'll send her stuff and uh yeah. What was the question? What? Why do you think she's a lesbian now? Are you dating women at all? Well, the other night she doesn't know,
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but I found out. What do you mean I don't know? Just let me finish. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm like emotional. No. Yeah. What's going on? Birthday.
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It's your birthday. You're emotional. I'm a little emotional. Okay. So, the other night I go, "Good night." She goes, "Good night." Right. So, I go
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upstairs. You know what I mean? And I barricade my door so no one gets gets in. Who's coming in?
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The cats. Go. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and then the outside. Remember Goonar escaped. Anyway, um, so
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I go, good night, and then at like 3:00 in the morning, I'm like, "God, I want a chocolate pie."
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Everybody does. Yeah. Who doesn't want a chocolate pie at 3:00 in the morning? Do you like those chocolate pies? Yeah. Yeah. I want a chocolate pie. But then
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to unbade my door and then I have another thing that I had to unbade to get to the Choco Pie.
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Imagine if you if like something happened to you, somebody needed to get to you. Oh, I'd be burned alive. Yeah. You'd be done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I'm like I
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laid there for like a bit going, "No chocolate pie. No chocolate pie. Choco Pie. Choco Ch. And then Choco Pie won.
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Choco Pie always works. Yeah. So I go out and then when I mean I choco obviously in my living room like, "Oh, I should just go out in the balcony
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and have a cigarette." Mhm. Right. So I Choco Pie cigarette. Great combination. Why not? I'm Look, it's 3:00 in the morning.
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Choco pie puff. Choco pie puff. Right. Chie always first. Okay. I look at the driveway and there's another car in the driveway that wasn't there before.
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Interesting. Interesting. Right. Interesting. It's interesting. Interesting. And I'm not, you know, I'm not the Pink Panther.
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I'm not an investigator. I'm looking at the car. I'm like, who the [ __ ] Right. So I texted her and she I'm not going to
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say her name, but she goes, "My friend's I just make it up." Lucy Lulu. Lulu's over.
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Yeah, Lulu's over. And I go, "Oh." At 3:00 in the morning. At 3:00 in the morning. And I go, "That's fine. She's down here eating a chocolate pie,
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too." Yeah. Yeah. We're just friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how they That's what they say. But they were all pie. He's my roommate, Dad. But they were all partying, I think.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys were drinking. Yeah. You're being bad. And we went to a gay bar.
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Which one? I forgot. I mean, it's all lining up. You went to a gay bar. Where'd you go? I forgot what it's called, but I gave a
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male stripper $1 and then he grinded on me. H. Very good. Wow. So, you went to a gay bar. By the way, can we say this in all seriousness? No. No. No. Um, at gay bars, you got to be
00:19:14
careful. A lot of spiking of drinks. You know that, right? That's a big deal in WeHo. Yeah. Yeah. They got busted again. That place.
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What do they spike? They spike girls drinks with what? So weirdo straight dudes will go to gay
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bars, spike girls drink. So straight girls feel comfortable at gay men bars. They spike their drinks and then they
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take them home. Wow. Yeah. It was What's it? It was happening all the time at the abbey. They got in trouble for it.
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Wow. They got caught. The guys were out there. So be careful the drinks that you get. Please be very careful cuz people are spiking their drinks.
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Yeah. Just be careful at all bars. Not just gay bars, but all bars of your drinks because you're you young ladies going
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out, some crepo, you know what I mean? Be careful. Do you ever drink beer? I hate beer.
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Damn. Cuz that's what you do. You get a bottled beer. That way they can't It's harder for people to get to a bottle of beer.
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What do you drink when you go out? I just close it. Like there's no lid with her hand. I just cover with my hand.
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You do? Yeah. Good. What do you drink? Uh just like a Well, I just do a tequila shot so it's over. Oh, you Oh, that's good. Take a shot and get it over with. Be careful. But also be careful, please.
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Yeah. Are you How are you getting home? Is she driving? Uber. Lulu didn't drive. No. Kyla says not to drive.
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Yeah, don't drive. It's so stupid. So, I know the mattress that where cuz the mattress they she uses
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friends. We can see. I'm not done talking. I'm not done talking. Okay. The mattress that they use is this big. It's the size of the table, right? Yeah.
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So, you guys are just like sardines in there. Yeah. And even we even showered together.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, we've done it. Yeah. It's so funny. For a second, I was like, that's that's Yeah, we do that. We do.
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Yeah. Okay. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah. But wait a minute. This is your best friend or just a
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friend? I feel like we're best friends. You are. Okay. And she sleeps over. Yeah. She's I've met her, right? No, you haven't. But she's coming tomorrow, too. So you
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Is she white? No, she's um Honduran. She's Honduran. Honduran. Oh, Honduran. Honduran. And how'd you meet her? College. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Was she was in a class?
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Yeah. Who initiated? What do you mean initiated? Well, who says hi first? Who became?
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Becoming a friend is a thing. I think I did. And so I'm I'm her. I'm Lulu. Yeah, there's Lulu.
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God, this test is so hard. It's like the curriculum. Yeah. Tell me about it. The curriculum is difficult. Tell me about it, Lulu. Jimmy, you're the best.
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You ever want to go out and get a drink? Um, why not? Because I like other genders.
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Really? Yeah. Oh, other genders. All right. Anyway, let's go back to this um thesis I'm um excuse me.
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Yeah. Um Gross. Be careful with that. I know. She's a jungle girl. Yeah. My name is I thought it was a baby orangutang at first.
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What's your name? Yeah, what's your name? Hi, I'm Lulu. This is Jimmy. What's up?
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He's on the football team. I just want to talk to He's on the football team. You don't want to talk to me? I'm on the football team. I don't care.
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Wow. Gay. Yeah, that's so gay. Anyway, what's up? Uh, you want to share um this book so we can work together on the lab?
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That's That's how it starts. That's how it starts. That's how it started. Oh, and she was a gal. Yeah.
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Oh, cool. And does she does she know who you are? Uh, a big podcast. A big She knows about
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bigger podcast to fame. No. Yeah, she does. Do you feel famous? No. You are though.
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I don't feel it. Really? No one says no one ever says, "Hey, aren't you on Bad Friends?"
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No. When we hang out, no one. That's not what your your sister and your mom says. I don't know. When you walk around When
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you walk around LA, people don't say hi to you. H. No. All right. Well, everybody in LA, please run up to her and say hi.
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Every time you see here, don't be shy. Don't be shy. Take photo. She loves photos. Yeah, she always wants to take a photo. So,
00:23:13
this new friend of yours, there is nothing there. You're just friends. Yeah, we're just friends. But then, Tito Wabi tells everyone in the family that
00:23:19
I'm a lesbian. Well, it doesn't mean you're a lesbian. It means that you and I would I would encourage it and I
00:23:26
would love it in my life to be if you're honest. I know. And then when I If you want to disrespect the Lord, that's on you.
00:23:31
Yeah. That is on you. If you want to disrespect the Lord, I won't stand for it. Won't be having that in my house, pal.
00:23:37
Don't bring her over. I'm going to meet We're going to meet her tomorrow. Yeah. Exciting. Yeah. What's Okay.
00:23:46
Imagine they pull up on a Subaru. What car was in the driveway? I don't know what it was. It was so dark. Should have clocked it. I know. Then we would know.
00:23:51
Really? If it's a Subaru, why? Subaru's dead giveaway. It's a what? Honda. Honda. Very vague. Good. It could be
00:23:58
anybody. It could be anything. Yeah, it really could go anywhere. Him, he, she. Do you How many of your friends have pronouns like that? Does anybody say, "Hey, please call me they?"
00:24:08
I think just two. Two? That's a lot. It's more than zero. Just two. What do they say?
00:24:14
They're they. They them. They them. Do you have trans friends? No, just gay lesbian that are bad at grammar. Yeah. They're
00:24:29
about grammar. By the way, coming from you, broken English guy. That's what I'm saying.
00:24:35
Yeah. Can you write a complete sentence? I can. I doubt it. Did your Did your students have fun at
00:24:40
that show that you brought him to? They love it. They did? Yeah. Yeah. He wants to bring more students back over here, but I think they've been
00:24:46
somewhat of a hit on the show, so maybe we should get one or two. No, but they came to the comedy store. Oh, really? Was I on the No, I wasn't
00:24:51
there. No, it was Leno, right? Jay Leno. Jay Leno. Yeah. I know was on at the store. What a legend.
00:24:57
And did they did they like the whole show? They like Yeah. Why is MCOM going back and forth like this? It's really driving me crazy.
00:25:02
Birthday stuff, you know. Oh, birthday. Oh, birthday stuff. Well, how about let's give you your gift. Let me give you
00:25:08
[Music] that. It's Korean. I'm Korean. Happy birth birthday. Yeah. Yeah. Happy birthday. Oh, this is what I like to see. This is
00:25:21
what I like to say. Happy birthday, Bobby. The bad friends gang already. It's great. Sunglasses. I don't know.
00:25:28
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00:25:40
You know what I mean? You never know. Pay less shoes. Be raw stress for lesson there. But sometimes you have to learn a lesson.
00:25:46
Don't ruin the box. Okay. Oh, it's already legit. What is it? It's glasses. Is it? Yeah.
00:25:52
Let's see. Yep. Glasses. Wow. Wow. Let's take a look. High end. High. Highest of the end. Wow. What do you think, kiddo? I have to see them first. Let's open it up and let's see how you
00:26:04
feel about it. Oh my god. Wow. Wow. Put them on. Look at these. Oh. Oh, those are pretty. Your eyes look normal now. You got me round glasses just to do that
00:26:17
joke. It did work. I mean, it landed. Yeah, just imagine. Look at you. Look skinny
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and cool. Let me look at it in the mirror here. Wow, those are sick. Wow. Wow. It's pretty cool, man. You like them? I do like them. So, we're not going to return them.
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We can't cuz we bought them on sale. Did you really? Yeah, we can't return. I mean, it's not really my style, but I'll try. Oh, okay. So, we missed.
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That's That's See, that's the thing about gifts is that you're not good at receiving them.
00:26:47
Oh, here we go. You're going to start a fight with me. I just want to be honest. I'm being authentic myself. It's okay if you don't like them. No, I like them a lot.
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00:29:26
Carlos. Did you? That's his the same Louis Vuitton round style. I thought it would the He said those were the best. But the bigger ones were too like gay Tim Dylan. Oh, I see.
00:29:38
Less sunglass. Yeah. Yeah. If you don't like them, we'll take them back. Okay. We'll take them back.
00:29:43
They look good though. Good. He doesn't like them. I love them. Thank you. The hardest person to buy a gift for.
00:29:49
It's all That's what cash. No one's going to give you cash. If you don't like them, we'll take it back.
00:29:55
No, I really appreciate it. What a what a pleasure. That's all we wanted to hear. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you, sir.
00:30:00
I really, really appreciate it. And uh Okay. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Wow. Happy birthday, Senor.
00:30:17
Happy birthday to you. Whoa. Make a Did you make a [ __ ] wish? Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yay. Yay. Hey, thank you so much. Is there
00:30:28
ice cream inside? We'll find out. Um Oh, the the um not the dressing. The [ __ ] icing is great. The dressing is good. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much. What? I really appreciate it. You want me to cut up pieces of cake?
00:30:40
Yeah. Um 54 years old. I know. It's unbelievable. So, how do you want to do this? You want me to cut this up or you just want to
00:30:46
just eat it yourself? Well, you can cut I mean, no, you you cut it. Cut it, baby. [Music] [Applause]
00:30:55
[Music] [Applause] All right. So, you didn't So, you did or didn't like your first gift? I loved it. Yeah. I thought about it. I love it and I'm
00:31:09
really grateful and thank you so much for it. I'm going to keep them forever. All right. Good. Well, we have another gift for you. I would love to see another one.
00:31:14
We have one more gift for and I'm going to be very grateful for Did you get him a gift or are you going to bring it tomorrow? Tomorrow. Okay. Okay.
00:31:20
Put the mic close to your face. I can't. It's been so long since I've said that. Yeah. Yeah. What? You're quiet. Yeah. Get closer to the mic.
00:31:26
Hello. Just pull it forward. Yeah. There it is. And here comes your other gift. Oh,
00:31:32
hello. Hello. I do I know her. No. Take a seat. She's This Yeah, she's a psychic. She's the This is the first woman you ever dated. No, she's a psychic.
00:31:43
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's a psychic. She's going to You don't have to put on the headphones if you don't want to. If you want to, you can.
00:31:49
Do I hear myself in there? You can do. Yeah. I don't want to hear myself. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense. That's why some people
00:31:54
don't like it. Yeah. You smell so good. Oh, thank you. What's your name? My name is Ashley. Are you Are you Gypsy?
00:32:00
No. Oh my god. Right away. I wanted what? Right away. I want Gypsy. Okay, bro. Okay. Sorry. Let me Can I ask Can I ask
00:32:07
Turkish? No. Okay. Damn it. That's my second one. She smells good. They They all gypsies and Turkish
00:32:13
people, they smell so good. I'm Yugoslavian. Yugoslavian. Yeah, we love Yugoslavian. Love it. We're one of That's one of our
00:32:19
I love Yugoslavia. I love Yugoslavia. Okay. Are you Were you born in Yugulavia? No.
00:32:25
Okay. I don't even know the language. I don't speak anything. Okay. You were born here in California? Yeah. Yeah. Born in Are you an LA person?
00:32:30
Yes. Wow. Let me guess where you grew up. Go ahead. Oh, I know. Well, you do first. I I know where all the yugs are. That's
00:32:36
what we call. Yeah. Yeah. Where are the UGs? The Uses? Yeah. She's Western Valley. She's the West Valley. So, she's
00:32:42
North Glendale. No. West Valley. No, not Damn it. Can we get a second guess? Malibu.
00:32:47
Close. Uh Santa Monica. Yes. What? Yeah. Did you go to Santa Monica High? Huh? No, I didn't go to high school.
00:32:54
Good for you. You didn't go to high school? She almost didn't go to high school either. No, I didn't. Did you go?
00:32:59
I didn't. What's four times two? I don't I don't know. She said she didn't go to high school. Oh, okay. Sorry. I know. I was just saying. Well, no, that's how it works. No, she's telling you she doesn't know. So, tell
00:33:10
us your specialty, Ashley. So, I specialize in um psychic readings, tarot card reading, and spiritual
00:33:15
healing. M. And we think you need for your birthday. Psychic reading. Spiritual healing.
00:33:20
So, do you need to get close or can you do it from there? Is that I can do it from here. Okay. I don't need um I don't need spiritual healing. Yes, you do.
00:33:26
No, no, no. I I want psychic. I don't need spiritual healing. I want her to do I'm heal. Okay. Will you run the gambit on this guy?
00:33:32
I can't do a spiritual healing today, but we could definitely set it up. We can set it up. Okay. Thank God. Okay. So, let's do a let's do let's do
00:33:38
what you do. I'm I'm I'm curious to see what do you need to do. So, we're going to be doing a full life psychic energy reading on you. Um, we're
00:33:45
not going to do the palms. Okay. Look at me right now. Huh? Look at me. Do you feel it?
00:33:51
He's about to fart. No. No. Do you feel it? Okay. Damn it. You're trying to send her message.
00:33:56
I think we're too far away. Yeah. Yeah. But a lot of people can feel my psychic energy. Can they? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
00:34:01
Wait. Whoa. I feel it. Oh my god. Okay. Good. Okay. So, um, first off, we're going to be
00:34:07
looking into your cards and your psychic energy at the same time. You're Korean? Yeah. Does that help? It's probably Do you have a Korean deck
00:34:13
there? There's got to be a different deck for them. Yeah, probably. But I don't have it. I don't have it. Okay. So, is there anything specific that you
00:34:19
would like to look into? And have you had a reading done before? I went to the Renaissance Fair and I got a reading there.
00:34:24
Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Okay. How long ago was that? What? How long ago was that? About four month three months ago when
00:34:29
three months two months. Two months ago. Was a month ago. It was last month. It was last month. Very nice. I went to the Renaissance Fair and I
00:34:34
don't know. Um whenever I I think over the years I've done them, but I in my mind I'm like,
00:34:40
"Yeah, it's not even close." you. Well, you said at the Renaissance Fair she got one thing right. She helped you with one
00:34:46
things, but I bet you Ashley's more of an expert. She can help you even I would love to know. I think my career's okay. I think more love.
00:34:53
I think your career's Yeah, sure. It's good. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. I think it could be better.
00:34:59
Well, let her do her job. All right. Okay. So, um, my main question for you, I know
00:35:04
that we're filming and so how personal do you want to get? Get personal. Get deep. He loves to get
00:35:11
deep. He He'll go. Let's go. Yug. Okay, sounds good. Yug. Now, that's not offensive because you're Yugoslavian. And Yug is kind of like a term of endearment. Yeah. No, it's fine. I think Yug is great.
00:35:22
I think you are right. Mom and dad are both Yugs. Huh? Yes. Do you know where Yugoslavia is on a map, by the way? Yeah, it's Eastern Europe.
00:35:29
Where? South. South of That's right. That's right. Right. That's right. That's right. Then that's right, baby. Do you have to draw blood? Yes. No. No,
00:35:40
if you signed up for the blood package. Did you get the blood package? Not today. These guys are always doing discount
00:35:45
stuff. You guys blood package. Can I ask questions about you? Does he have to pee in something first?
00:35:51
Don't you don't have to do that. That's only for his Are those are your real teeth? Yes, actually. They're beautiful.
00:35:56
Nice teeth. They're flawless teeth. Yeah. No braces. You floss? No. Oh, wow. Nice. You're flirting to the Bobby. He is. And that's enough. Stop flirting. I'm not I'm not flirting.
00:36:07
She's right. Stop flirting. Let her do her [ __ ] job. Hey, you glue at me. Do you u So personal and the other
00:36:14
question is going to be full name, date of birth. Oo, we know today's your birthday.
00:36:20
Yeah, today's No. Well, tonight at midnight. His name his full name is Can I answer? Yeah. Robert Young Lee and his birthday
00:36:28
is September 17th, 1971. Yes. Okay. Yeah. 54 years old. Wow. Very nice. How old did you think he was just by
00:36:39
looking at him? Like 48. Yeah, that's that's what I say. But here, this will make you feel better. How old do you think I am? Like maybe 50. Yay. Yay.
00:36:52
I'm 42. That hurts you. But you're right. You're right. I do look old. Thank you, Yug.
00:36:59
And I'm going to jump up my roof tonight. Roof tonight. Up my roof tonight. I mean, we look the same age.
00:37:05
We do. It's really weird. People on the internet go, "I didn't know you guys weren't the same age." Yeah. Well, whatever. All right. There's four cards there.
00:37:12
So, the first thing I like her balance. Yeah. So, the first thing that I do see within your energy is that you definitely have
00:37:19
a long life ahead of you. It's going to be the first thing that we pick up on your aura. That she said he would die soon.
00:37:25
Yeah. That's a win. That's a huge win. That's a win, dude. Huge win. Win. Huge win. Yeah. But will I be like all like this or no? No, actually. Actually, no. I I see you
00:37:36
living into your later 80s for sure. Wow. Huge win. Yeah. And um I don't see any major
00:37:44
life-threatening issues or events other than the ones that you might bring to yourself. Uh
00:37:50
he smokes. No, it it shows me that you put yourself in dangerous positions. Yeah. I'm a thrillseker.
00:37:55
He is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The sharks I go in. Now, what card says that? Can we ask? So, it's these two right here. Yeah. Can
00:38:02
you point them up to me? I want to see what one looks like. You're a thrillseker. A thrillseker for sure. Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:07
And now does that one next to it? I think I've seen that one before. Is that one when you have an extra chromosome? Is that what that is? That you read that
00:38:12
one for him? No. I have Down syndrome. All right, dude. I don't need to repeat the joke.
00:38:19
Gosh. Long life ahead of you. Nothing major or life-threatening other than, you know,
00:38:25
things that you put yourself any danger you might put yourself in is always comes with a risk. It does show me that I'm in the alleyway. I see a tiger.
00:38:31
Don't go in the alleyway. Don't Don't go to the tiger. Okay. Okay. Guess we're not going skydiving tomorrow. That's we got to throw that out the window.
00:38:38
Um energetically, I do see that your energy is extremely positive. You're not a negative energy.
00:38:43
Pure energy. Pure positivity. Um intuition is definitely heightened. You do sometimes follow your intuition,
00:38:49
but it does show me that you kind of neglect it at times. You kind of just go where your mind wants you to go or heart
00:38:55
wants you to go instead of what you feel energetically. Right on the money. This is right on the right on the money. Right on the money.
00:39:01
Pretty good. That's good. That's good. We got a good connection going. Yeah. Um within your aura. It's a pure connection. Yes. Absolutely.
00:39:06
Yeah. It's it's like, you know, I mean, HD. It's 4K. It's 4K. Is his aura yellow by any chance? There's There's different There's different auras with colors in his aura,
00:39:18
but it's really yellow, though. What's the dominant color in his aura? Aura. Yeah. U Well, what now? Right now, I'm seeing
00:39:23
a lot of pastel colors. Oh, I love pastel. Am I alpha or beta? Yeah. Pull that card. Look at my face. Okay, I do see that you definitely do take
00:39:35
control of the room at times. I take control of life. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Yeah. So, going forward, energetically,
00:39:43
positive energy. You do surround yourself with positive beings as well, but there is some I don't know. I don't know.
00:39:50
Just let her finish. There is some negative energies around you that that don't truly have faith in
00:39:55
your visions or in your perspective of life. You right there. What? Take a look. She lives with him and all she does is is she's rude to him and she's
00:40:06
constantly like, "You'll never amount to anything." Yeah. Yeah. If you look outside, okay, at my bedroom, right, there's a long
00:40:13
string of cat hair ball viol. He's right. That looks like it comes from your throat. Okay. Let her. All right. Let her finish. Okay. So uh yeah, there
00:40:28
is negative energy around you that doesn't really have full uh I guess on the same path as you or same vision as you. Uh your cards are basically and your energy spirit is saying to kind of just
00:40:41
keep pulling through and keep following what it is that you believe in, what it is that you desire in your life. Yes, there's no failure. There's only upward
00:40:48
growth in your energy. Okay. Um your chakras look good. Yeah. Uh like I said, aura looks good. There's good pastel, bright colors. I'm seeing oranges, yellows for sure.
00:41:00
Um there is some vibrance like fuchsia colors, pink colors, reds. Any black? Damn it. No. I love black people. Um it's not what the cards say.
00:41:12
No. And then when we go into um it wants to pull up in your career um like financial area. Is that okay? Yeah, that's pull it up. Okay. So when it looks into that area,
00:41:25
there is no negative like connection coming through, but it does show problematic um
00:41:33
things that you're trying to pursue, investments that you're trying to make. It does seem like it's being prolonged
00:41:38
now. I don't understand completely what's going on. He's got he's got a business manager who's 104 years old.
00:41:44
Yeah. Does that say that he's stealing from him? Does that say anything about that in there? Is he being taken from? It does show me that you're being taken
00:41:50
advantage of in business matters. That's not No, it's right or who? No, this is not us. It's not severe. It's not severe. It's not a severe life threatening. Could it be that someone in his in his
00:42:02
world is is is taking advantage of him financially that he gives money to? Like friends, like if he gives Carlos money,
00:42:08
is that what you're saying? He's taking No. No, I don't see Carlos. I'm not saying you. I'm just asking the world.
00:42:14
Yeah. Well, what's basically going on in your financial basically what you're saying? My career is not great. No, it's not not
00:42:21
I'm not going to be Ken Jung. No, I do see positive things. You know who Ken Jung is? No. And she knows who you are.
00:42:27
Yeah, cuz she's here. Well, to be quite honest, I really didn't know who Bobby Lee was before I got the phone. You don't know who either of us are? No. That's great. That Well, that makes it better. Huh?
00:42:39
In terms of comedy, who do you know? Nobody. She doesn't like standup. She's from LA. I don't follow any like YouTube podcast
00:42:46
anymore. This is a waste of most people's time. We're very popular. That's great. We're very popular.
00:42:51
I'm very busy. I'm not into YouTubers. Yeah. Neither. Good. We don't like us either. Don't
00:42:57
I Well, I'll I'll be honest. My husband loves podcast and he loves YouTube channels.
00:43:02
You have a husband? I do. Okay. So, all these cards were alive. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, uh, what it's showing financially and and within your career path is that there's no major problems,
00:43:16
but there is, um, like push back, like negative push back, things that you're trying to drive towards, um, in this, uh, remaining year and in the upcoming year is that there's a
00:43:27
little bit of back back spacing instead of my special is going to be a bomb. Yes. That's not what Yeah, she's saying that. I'm doing a special for Hulu. It's going to be a bomb. I'm going to cancel it.
00:43:39
Don't cancel it. No, I'm canceling it. I'm not doing the special now. She's saying you are delaying the thing
00:43:44
and pro No, no, that's what she's saying. That is what she's saying. No, what this is what I'm going to put
00:43:49
the special out and the audience is going to go no push back. Push back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Good call. We like cheeseburger, your special on Netflix and White Noise. We want white
00:44:00
noise. We don't want Finally. Yeah. Okay. But for the most part, the when it comes down to the taken advantage of thing, the there seems to be like there's some sort of person or some sort
00:44:12
of energy that uh kind of doesn't give you the correct answers that you're looking for or doesn't give you exact my manager. It feels like they're just like
00:44:23
prolonging you and kind of stringing you along in a sense. It's my agent CA. I've said this so many times.
00:44:29
Oh my god, they're prolonging. Now, let me be honest. I did plant that card for her to read that. I needed that to come out.
00:44:34
But you know, energetically, you have leadership and your energy. I'm a leader and you're meant to I'm like Andrew Yang.
00:44:40
Yeah. You're meant to um succeed within your professions. I'm sexy. No, succeed.
00:44:46
Succeed with and sexy though. Sure. Okay. Absolutely. But there's definitely um some revisioning or reassessing that you might need to do in the next year. I'm I'm going to fire my agents right
00:44:58
now. Right in front of you. [ __ ] Why should I call Abby? Give her let her finish. All right. How you do
00:45:04
the whole deck on him, right? No. Okay. Uh we we go as far as we can until the cards start repeating himself and then
00:45:10
if you have any questions, we go from there. Okay. Sorry. So, um but when it comes down to finance, you're still are still growing.
00:45:17
There is no uh necessarily any issue or blockage in money circulating around you.
00:45:22
Yeah. So, that's so you're cool there. Um there's there's definitely a lot of creativity within your energy and there's more creativity opportunities in the next year. So something that you've
00:45:34
been waiting for for a long time seems to be coming up. The Korean Luigi Manion. Yeah. Okay.
00:45:40
So there's something that's uh you've been waiting for for a long time that seems to be coming up uh to surface
00:45:46
around to me it looks like July of next year. What's happening in July? Well, you we don't know. There's a opportunity that you've been waiting for for a long time. Coachella.
00:45:57
We're going to Coachella, right? I was thinking that's early, April. Well, they should move it.
00:46:02
Yeah. You know, we were invited to Coachella backstage every Not you. Not you. Not with that attitude.
00:46:08
Yeah. Neighbor. No. I'll tell you why. She just talked about negative energy. That's not you, man. That's not me. Stop vomiting in front of my [ __ ] bedroom door. You live in his house and you create
00:46:19
negative. Okay. Is there love in there by chance? So, we are going to get into love. Love. Love. love
00:46:25
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00:47:51
Is it gay love? No. No. But you do have um attractions from male energy for sure.
00:47:58
I do see that in your energy and your surroundings. Can you explain that please clip it? Can you explain that please?
00:48:04
It just shows me that there's energies from the opposite sex that are interested in you or interested in me.
00:48:10
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Guys wanting you pursuing them. Is that is the energy a red energy?
00:48:16
No, no. Told you I don't want to [ __ ] you. Please. No. It shows that you're begging for guy energy. Okay.
00:48:26
Um, but when it comes down to uh attractions, there's a lot of attractions around you and some are very
00:48:32
u not pure, not positive energies, energies that kind of just want to they're not pure, but are they hot?
00:48:38
Sure. They seem like you're attracted to them as well. Yeah. So, so I do feel there being a lot of different attractions coming from
00:48:44
different energies, female energies, but a lot, like I said, a lot of those energies don't feel positive or um good
00:48:51
for commitment or long-term investments in love. Oh my god. But when it comes down to love, your heart is still placed in a different in
00:48:58
in your past. So, that one hit like a [ __ ] dagger. So, energy from your pasta. Yeah. usually. What do you think of white people doing Asian accents?
00:49:14
I think it's really funny. Thank you. Thank you. When your best friend is Asian. Yeah.
00:49:20
Yeah. Yeah. For sure. For sure. But what I do see is that Well, before I go forward, usually when I see someone stuck in their past, I would tell them that it's probably better to just keep
00:49:32
moving forward, right? Well, for some reason, your soul is tied. So, spiritually soul tied. There's
00:49:39
a lot of investment. uh energetically and stuff like that. But there's not just one soul tie. You
00:49:46
have two connections in your past. It's not me. So there's two connections in my past. Yeah. So Okay. Wow. Yeah. And I think ultimately that might
00:49:59
be holding you back from finding yourself committed in other relationships or even with the people
00:50:07
that you was with before. Wow. Wow. That is awesome. That's wild. That's wild. Yeah. Is that it? No, there's more. Mhm. Okay. But I do feel like you're definitely meant to find happiness. I do see there
00:50:19
being a lot of different uh energies coming in and out. A lot of dating, a lot of socializing, a lot of exploring,
00:50:26
which is great, but you need to find your heart. Okay? That's where you need that's what you need to find.
00:50:32
But the problem is where is the heart? It's right here. It's in the air. I know. I know. I know. I know in the
00:50:38
human body where it is. Yeah. What I'm saying is is that I'm got to when you say I have to find my heart. Is it the
00:50:46
one or my own heart? Well, both. There's There's self- neglect for sure. You have a lot of hat.
00:50:52
I got rid of porn. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. You just told me you watched it the other day. I know. I slipped.
00:51:00
Well, you're showing me that. No, I watched the video game. Same thing. No, it's not.
00:51:05
It's pornographic. They showed a titty in a video game. I jerked off to it. What's How's that a thing? Is that porn?
00:51:11
I mean, show that in the cards. All right, go ahead. Let her finish. But when it comes down to like where the
00:51:19
heart is and and all that, there's trauma tied to your heart. So, there's definitely Oh my god.
00:51:25
trauma. My dad and you you have like stubborn energy towards giving yourself completely in a
00:51:32
relationship like loving someone entirely in a relationship. So you have like this wall, big wall of China.
00:51:39
The biggest wall of China. The biggest wall of China. But when it comes down to finding true
00:51:44
love and true happiness where you can settle down and have a family and true love will find you in the end.
00:51:52
It will. It will. But I feel like you still have some searching. We can say soul
00:51:57
searching, but that's Grinder. Yeah. Probably for like another two years. Two more years till you find
00:52:03
Wait, wait, wait. Two more years until I find somebody. I'll be 56. So So what? Age is just a number. She thought I was 50.
00:52:13
How old would she be? Huh? How old would she be? Younger. Young. 56. Oh, the girl he's going to meet
00:52:19
won't be 56. No. I'd like that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, younger. Younger. Yeah. A good amount of years.
00:52:27
Wow. It it feels like your your twin flame is here and I feel like you have connected with that flame. Oh, so I've met this flame before. I'm right here from what I see. Yeah,
00:52:38
I'm right here. And I am younger. Yeah, but you look older. I do. I do. That's the problem. Yeah, trust me. But what are your questions? Oh, I don't really have any questions. I
00:52:49
I mean I um I mean the two soul thing I'm trying to think, but I don't know. But yeah, maybe she's saying maybe it'll come to you. Yeah, maybe it'll come to me later. I'm so fascinated by
00:53:00
I've had one great love in my life. Okay. Yeah. Do you want to talk about it? Well, it's her aunt.
00:53:07
You know what I mean? And I I I I went out with her. We lived together for 10 years. Okay. It didn't work out, but she's still a
00:53:13
great love of mine. Good piece of the life. She's still a piece of his life, of everyone's life.
00:53:18
Everyone's lives, his room, you know. She lives at his home, so her niece lives in his house. So, you're still
00:53:24
very connected. Oh, god. Pure connection. Yeah. And if you weren't married, we'd have a connection.
00:53:29
No, you wouldn't. Okay. You're not her style. I'm just totally kidding. She likes the yugs. I'm not Yugi enough. Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:34
You're not a yug. Yeah. I'm so scared of this thing, but I'm glad it went well. Yeah. Well, we're going to do you next.
00:53:40
No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it scares me. Never had this done. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to Does it say anything about being
00:53:45
generous uh with his um you know, peers and and enriching his life that way? Oh, you give a lot. Did you understand a word he said? Yeah. Yeah, I got it. But yeah, you definitely
00:53:56
give out to others energetically. You like you put a lot of energy out. You try to like Mother Teresa.
00:54:02
But there is a little bit of stubborn energy like you want you want to know exactly for what? For why? What is it
00:54:09
going to do for you? Is it going to What is it going to do for you? That's not why. Yes.
00:54:14
No. So did I. I told you about the homeless man. The one that you accidentally hit with your car. No, not that one.
00:54:20
Yeah, he died. Okay. No, one time there was a Anyway, I don't want to get into it, but I I No, I
00:54:25
secretly give money. I know, buddy. I'm teasing. She doesn't know that. Yeah, but when it like money is not it's it's it's like even advice uh giving uh
00:54:33
helping others with whatever their permon not premonitions, but whatever their encounters want they want to do
00:54:39
with their life. You're like, it's like you kind of stand off a little bit. You're like, wait a minute. I need to know the details and how am I going
00:54:45
to like am I going to succeed from this as well? Do I get any credit for this? That sounds right. I don't think it
00:54:51
does. Okay, it's wrong, but it sounds right. And it may not be in every situation,
00:54:57
but in some situations, you get a little bit of standoffs, but you do people that you do care about and you want to
00:55:02
succeed, you definitely help them as much as you can. Thank you. That is true. Others, he's
00:55:07
extremely generous both financially and as a and as a friend. Yeah, he's extremely generous. You also do a lot of like therapy work
00:55:14
on your own. He does. I do. That is true. You're not an actual therapist, but you are to your friends. No, but I have therapists. That's great.
00:55:20
Every Thursday at 4. Yeah, she saw it's in the cards. Yeah, you need that. Everyone, you need it.
00:55:26
I do. I do. You I love it. Don't be mean cuz you got a little combative. Okay. You know what I mean? Like you need it. You do too. You know what I mean?
00:55:36
It's that yug energy, dude. I feel it. Yeah. Yeah. I got to fight against it sometimes because of the war. That old Yugoslavian war.
00:55:43
Was there a war there? I don't know. I have no idea. She's from Santa Monica. You have no idea about your people. It's not a country anymore. Tell me
00:55:49
everything about you know about Korea. You know everything about Korea? Yeah. You're not from there. Samsung. Oh, right. That's
00:55:54
in K-pop. Old boy. Ashley, this has been amazing. The Yugoslavian war refers to a series of conflicts often called the Yugoslav wars
00:56:01
that occurred in the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s. The country broke apart into independent states. The more you know
00:56:06
I was in that war. Key conflicts include the 10-day war. We learned about that. The Croatian War of Independence, the Bosnian War, and the Kosovo War. Bosnian Kosovo. George Bush
00:56:14
too. We remember. Interesting. Yeah. Learn something new every day. You learned something new. God, that was
00:56:19
amazing. Do you have the internet? Do you have chat GBT? I do. Don't use it. Okay. All right. That's great. Is there more to it now? It's questions now. Oh, just questions. You can ask it.
00:56:29
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so two years. Will he ever be a father? I don't see that. Wow. Can I be? Yeah. No. Really?
00:56:41
Well, the thing about being a father, I mean, you already kind of are a father. to people around you.
00:56:48
Yeah, that is very I have not pulled out and you know but the thing is that that's more of a
00:56:57
question for a female's reading. Very potent, you know. Yeah. Interesting. What? So you could you could definitely be a father, but I mean it shows me father figure energy, right? It doesn't show me how many kids you're
00:57:08
going to have. # daddy # Asian daddy # Asian daddy. Please comment that everybody on his Instagram today. # Asian daddy. Okay, here's what I learned. Okay, two
00:57:20
years from now, um, I might meet, you know, I mean, the love of my You will meet I will meet the love of my life. Okay,
00:57:26
I'm going to live up until my 80s. 80 late ' 80s, she said. Late 80s. Late ' 80s. It's very possible.
00:57:31
Very possible. So, that's a win. W. Yeah. Yeah. Um, like somebody's embezzling from me. Someone steal. Yeah. So, I'm going to try to figure
00:57:42
that out. Can I be honest? How many years have I been saying that to this day? Literally, how many years? Somebody's embezzling. You're getting robbed.
00:57:47
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and what else? Uh, and that you still are tied to the tied to Yeah. the past. And there's two, but I don't know who that might be, but
00:57:58
I figured out the There's one that is that is more like recent, right? But then there's one that's going to be way way long long time ago.
00:58:10
Yeah. And it feels like in your teenager years. Oh, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. I know who it is. And do you do?
00:58:15
Yeah. Who is it? I can't tell you. Oh, that's wild. Yeah, there is one. I strongly believe that that first relationship has caused a lot of
00:58:22
different It was an unrequited love situation. She wasn't allowed to date Asians. Yeah. Back then in this country, we had
00:58:28
a rule. Okay. You know, I mean, we still have it, but people disobey it. I'll tell you that. Yeah. Cuz her stylings, you know what I
00:58:34
mean? In the sack is too agg. But um Yeah. So, no, what I'm saying is there was a girl that I had a huge two, threeyear crush on.
00:58:48
It was and I could never tell her. I was in love with her. Well, I hung out with her every day.
00:58:53
She knows. Yeah. And um then she married somebody else, you know what I mean? But um it
00:58:59
broke my heart and I could because this is before I did standup, so I had no confidence.
00:59:04
Yeah. So, I couldn't say anything. But I still feel those things in in You know what I mean? Yeah.
00:59:10
And also, I'll be honest with you, Kila, but that's the only time I felt those feelings, you know what I mean? And it's like I know that I can access those feelings, you know what I mean? But because of I
00:59:23
think that particular incident, you know what I mean? It closed my heart, you know what I mean? And then I opened it
00:59:29
up for Kyla and then devastation. And Kyla is your aunt. Yeah. Yeah. Do you feel like a little bit still very much so tied in a a romantic way?
00:59:42
No. That's good. Your energy doesn't say that. And it And if it's love, it's love. You care about this person. Well, I you know, how dare you.
00:59:56
No, no, no. I get defensive. I get defensive, dude. Leave the yug alone. I can't believe yuges come in here and
01:00:01
talk all that. No. What I'm saying is that No, I I um what I was going to say to you is this is that um you know what I
01:00:08
love I love here here's the thing. I'm super loyal. Yeah. Okay. That's true. And and but to gain my loyalty it takes
01:00:16
a while. Long time. Yeah. But once it happens I'm your guy forever. Okay. And so when people are my
01:00:22
people forever that'll never change. That's right. You know what I mean? So you know with this person that you're talking about
01:00:28
you know we talked today and we I saw her yesterday. I mean, we still there's, you know what I mean? You know, her, you
01:00:34
know, stupid [ __ ] niece lives too much. Be nice. Yeah. Yeah. This lovely woman. Yeah.
01:00:40
Yeah. But, um, so yeah, I mean, when I love, I love, but anyway. Um, can we do Andrew
01:00:45
or No, we don't have to do me. What? Let's I'm a little scared. Yeah, you have to do it. You have never
01:00:51
had one. I still have stuff to tell you about. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Um, so you talked about confidence and spirit right away
01:00:57
started going crazy within your energy that there's confidence when you do your work, but in your normal life adventures
01:01:05
and stuff that you do, there seems to be lack of confidence there and questionable areas. Yeah, cuz I Okay, I think she's right.
01:01:16
Yeah. Yeah. So, there's some self selfwork that needs to happen with confidence building outside of work. Cuz here it's like a
01:01:23
Okay, let's go. Cuz when I'm at home, she sees I want a piece of [ __ ] Kill myself, you know. No, don't don't say that. No, but I do. I'll just mope around.
01:01:30
It's like, why chairs? They're very even. You like those chairs? Yeah, they're very very Eastern
01:01:35
European. I love them. They're made in Yugoslavia. I love them. They're chairs from my
01:01:40
people. Well, that one's from Bosnia. That's from Herzgoia. Yeah. Come on. So, yeah. So confidence building I
01:01:47
definitely see is needed outside of work. Um you put on a different p persona in
01:01:53
different in front of different people. Yeah, I'm a changeling. He often will do black scent in front of black people. Oh okay.
01:01:58
What's up man? See he does that. What's up dog? Like dude you got to stop. You got to stop doing that.
01:02:04
Raise the roof dog. Yeah. And they don't say that. Yeah they don't. No. Stress is very normal. Give me the loot. Give me the loot.
01:02:11
Give me the loot. Give me the loot. Say that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your stress levels are are pretty normal for this common day
01:02:16
and age, but it does feel like your stress sometimes gets the best of you and it puts you in a negative place
01:02:22
emotionally. Oops. I don't know why I just did that. He's getting stressed. He's getting stressed. He'll Yeah. He'll kick when I start doing my tech window, dude. I guess I start getting
01:02:33
stressed. Yeah. Um and then there's trauma. Uh Oh, you want to talk about that? There's trauma with trauma. Trauma. Trauma. Trauma. Trauma 2 million.
01:02:45
And who caused it? It It seems like a numer a lot of people. Oh my god. Thank you. There's a lot. You've caused trauma. No, I haven't. Yeah. Yeah. I've only trauma from a long long time ago that
01:02:56
you still haven't resolved. That's right. Yeah. Energetically, if any. Yeah. You got to find that kid wherever he is. Whatever grocery store he's
01:03:03
working. London was tra traumatic. London was. But she said it was a long long time. Yeah.
01:03:10
So, it definitely feels like it's somewhere within your 20s. 20s. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:03:16
So, trauma, but I mean, you're still doing well. I still see many opportunities for you in your life,
01:03:22
positive and both negative. Life comes with both negative and positive. So, it's fine. You work your way out of most
01:03:28
scenarios, which is great. But just kind of pay attention to what's happening in your work life with that kind of don't
01:03:36
let your energy get prolonged anymore. kind of if you want something, go and get it. And then with the energy that I
01:03:42
feel taking advantage of you in a negative way, that one you need to kind of seek out because it is kind of not
01:03:48
allowing you to reach your highest goal. But you've done well for yourself. Thank you so much.
01:03:54
Yeah. Who's smarter? You both are definitely very wise. Yeah. But the cards, what do they really say? It shows me that you have well it
01:04:05
doesn't show up in the cards but it shows up in your energy that you have um strategies. Ah
01:04:11
like I'm playing chess and he's playing checkers. Yes, maybe. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. You you
01:04:18
check it out. Check it out. Yo, you you um I have no strategy. I mean, I brought we're not doing your
01:04:25
reading anymore. I can't really look into it, but energetically what you go with the flow. Yeah,
01:04:31
she said that it feels Yeah. like you kind of like just go you don't really follow your intuition. She did say you follow your
01:04:36
intuition. I'm a dolphin. Yeah. Like you need to start getting in touch with what it is you feel.
01:04:42
If we were animals, does it say anything about like what kind of animal energy that we have? If you were to guess, what kind of animal would I be? You'd be a tiger. Remember?
01:04:48
Yeah. What would I be? Yeah. Oh, no. It's an orangutang. No. It's a What is it? What is it? I I don't know. I can't base off a bad
01:05:00
It's a beaver. It's a beaver. A platypus. I have beaver teeth. Yeah. Yeah, it's beaver.
01:05:06
Yeah. [ __ ] Well, she said it. That's fine. I'll stick to it. Beaver. Well, that's great. So, how do how do
01:05:11
people hire you? How so? Um, they can find me um if you're in the Los Angeles area.
01:05:17
I'm in Burbank. I um I run out of the I own the House of Tarot in Burbank and people can find me through my website, the house oft.com. That's you. Yeah, that's me. Wow.
01:05:30
Gosh, she did a great job. Great job. We found our inner truth and a right path for today. So, if you want to get this and you're in the LA area, uh,
01:05:37
thank you so much. What a birthday gift that you just got. Thank you so much. Yeah, that cleans the energy. I'm going to say something in Korea.
01:05:45
Thank you. He said, "Please drive safe." Thank you. All right. Good. Thank you, Ashley. You're the best. [ __ ] amazing. Give a
01:05:51
round of applause. Thank you. Thank you guys for having me. Thank you. Yeah. Honestly, I will say it's probably one
01:05:56
of the best birthdays you've ever had. It's joyous. It's beautiful. And I'm content.
01:06:02
You feel good? I feel pretty good. Yeah. You going to keep your glasses? I'm going to keep the glasses. I really like them. Wait till you see the gift I got you
01:06:07
tomorrow night. Really? And you got me this expensive water. Expensive water. You love fancy water.
01:06:13
Fancy water. You going to take that home or share with the crew? No, take it home. Smart. Yeah. Yeah. Smart.
01:06:18
Excited. Thank you so much. and uh you know um give a heartfelt goodbye to the fans for
01:06:24
how you know how much they've been there for you and what they mean to you on your birthday.
01:06:32
What I have to say in general is is that and I want to be real. Will you stop the gong? Sorry. Sorry about that. Stop the [ __ ] gong.
01:06:37
No, I just figured just for a second. Yeah, you've been gonging all night. I apologize. All right. Um, I have to say that uh,
01:06:46
okay, in the Okay, keep I'll do it over the gong. I I I in my 50s have been my 50s have been um, the best years of my life. I want you to be serious. Yeah, I'll stop. Okay.
01:07:00
Okay. And um, it really has been and I've had a lot. Start it over. I had to do with the little one. Start it over. It's so fun to hit. I know. Can we keep
01:07:11
I think your OCD Can we keep it? Yeah, we can keep it. That wasn't on the cards. All right, tell me. Be honest. Be
01:07:16
honest. Go. Your 50s have been have been turbulent to say the least, but positive. There's some a lot of negative, but also so much good.
01:07:27
But I lived through them. You did? Yeah. A lot of dark, a lot of light, but um I've grown a lot. And um ultimately I'm just like when I was at the Stardew
01:07:38
Valley sitting there watching and just looking at the beautiful sky and just being in the mo Why'd you rub your eyebrow like that? I had an itch, man. Don't stop
01:07:50
real. But this is like a face gong. You don't do face gongs when your [ __ ] face looks like a gong of all faces because it's flat. Well,
01:08:01
go. Okay. Turbulent, but you got through it. Yeah. And when you're sitting at Stardew Valley looking up at the sky and just listening to this beautiful
01:08:06
music and um I was just like it does not get better than this. It doesn't. You mean your life income as a whole? Yeah. I mean I had nice seeds but no,
01:08:20
you know what I mean? Ultimately it just doesn't get better. Life is really good. Yeah. It's it's exciting. I um
01:08:28
Yeah, it's been good, you know. And life has been very good to you so far. It was a rough be. I mean my the first 22 23
01:08:40
not 20 52 53 years old 51 52 53 were rough years. The first 53 were rough. Yeah. 50 50 51 50 49 49 50 51 52 53
01:08:53
But right now you feel good. I think I feel like I'm out of the woods a little bit. Me too.
01:08:58
Do you? I feel like you're out of the woods. Yeah. I feel like I kind of got out of the woods and I'm looking around and I'm looking in them.
01:09:04
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You should get back in the woods. Yeah. But no, I really do. And um I feel
01:09:10
um stronger just even my character, you know, like criticism and you know, things I can take better, you know what I mean? And I also I can throw things away in my mind, you know what I mean?
01:09:22
Like negative thoughts, right? Yeah. And um no, I mean I I have the best job in the world. All my dreams have come true. And uh and it sounds
01:09:35
cheesy, but it's not. Yeah. And I you know, you've been a dear friend. And um you know, if you just get
01:09:43
let's get rid of this house smell, you know, and then we're good. And then we're good. Yeah. But I do love you.
01:09:50
I love you. Okay. So hard to say. I know. I I honestly say it honestly. You're like a daughter of mine and I I just there is a deep love. I'll do anything for you. I love you, too.
01:10:03
Okay, good. Better. Yeah. Yeah. And I love everyone in this room. I mean, Mone, you know, we're trying. I love you.
01:10:08
Yeah. I love you, too. You know what I mean? And um there's a lot of love. Carlos, what's up? He's sick.
01:10:13
Is he really? He had a He didn't eat all day. He got He almost passed out while the Tarot girl was I didn't feel good, so I switch him a
01:10:20
cone. He eats, you know, he eats every like at once a day. I postmated nuggets during the fortune
01:10:25
teller. Oh, okay. You feel better? A little better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing says a good pickme up for your health like chicken nuggets.
01:10:32
Yeah. You ordered how many nuggets did you order? 10. That's not enough. 10's not enough. You didn't You ate
01:10:37
once. That's your only time eating a meal? Yeah. To get to 20, man. I only had a bagel all day.
01:10:44
Buddy, you've only been up for about 6 hours. That's true. He's been up since 9:00 a.m. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, um,
01:10:49
speech was the speech was made. What a great What a great And what a great birthday. And it's not over. Yeah, tomorrow. Well, I'm just curious
01:10:55
to see what happens. Me, too. Don't skip over me. What about you? He's just giving love to everyone. Anyway, um,
01:11:07
tell the poor you love him. Yeah. Andreas. Mhm. Andreas. There you are. Andreas. That's it. Yeah. Um, thank you for being a bad friend.
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