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You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> You know I You know what I love, dude?
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>> Yeah. >> I love dried noodles. >> Oh yeah. >> You know what I mean? The Chinese where
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they have the dried noodles and some sort of gravy like some Chinese gravy on top. So you get some of the like soft
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parts, right? And then the hard part. >> Sounds good. somehow like like my my me.
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I'm hard and soft at the same time, you know? >> Well, you need to be soft before you can
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get hard >> or vice versa. >> Be hard and then go soft. >> Yeah, that's what I do.
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>> Okay, good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Can I tell you what's bothering me about
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the internet and Chinese? >> All these Brits posting about getting a Chinese. We're going at We're getting
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ourselves a Chinese. They call getting Chinese food. Yeah. >> Getting a Chinese. Yeah.
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>> Look up getting a Chinese. In the UK, getting a Chinese is common. Non-offensive slang for phrase meaning
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to order or buy a Chinese takeaway meal. Why is it okay for So Brits are the first people to get mad at people for
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saying something incorrectly on PC. They say go get a Chinese. Yeah. >> I mean that sounds pretty scary
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>> in this day and age. >> Yeah, I get a Japanese. >> That's easier.
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>> Much easier. >> Yeah, they're easier to catch. The Japanese are easier to catch.
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>> They really are. >> Are they not? >> Well, they're more patient.
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>> Yeah, they're they're like in their suits. You know what I mean? Just out
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with their briefcase out there. >> Well, you can't >> and they get drunk. They get drunk.
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>> Mhm. Mh. >> That's when you get them. >> You can't run.
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>> You go to Tokyo 2 in the morning. Bunch of businessmen. They're drunk. That's
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when you get a Japanese. >> That's when you get a little Japanese. >> Going to get myself a Japanese.
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>> Yeah. You don't get a Chinese. They're harder to catch, dude. They're ninjas.
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>> They're very evasive. >> They're in the trees. >> That guy's easy to grab.
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>> Look at that. Yeah. >> That's such a great culture. When we go
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to Japan, I want to We should do a late night walk and talk video where we find drunk Japanese men sleeping on the
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street. >> You're the only one. You're the only one that texted me on my birthday. You're
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the only one. >> Well, clarify what you mean by birthday. >> My a birthday.
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>> That's right. I'm the only one. >> You're literally Sunday the only one.
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None of you bastards, right? Came to my special. Thank you. >> Came to my special.
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>> Yeah, we were there. >> But but yeah. Yeah. What? >> Who? >> Who didn't?
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>> Who didn't? He's busy. >> No, but let's >> Andrew's a busy man. He's in that magic
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movie, >> right? He's hanging out with >> You know what I mean? >> You know why I didn't come to the
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special for? >> Because you have your own shows. >> No. >> Yeah.
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>> Carlos knows. I even said to those guys when you weren't here, I said, "I should
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cancel the shows." And then I thought, "You probably don't want me there." And
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you said to me off air, if we're going to be honest about it, you said, "It's
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probably easier if you're not there cuz >> I cuz you're going to give me notes.
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>> I would never give you notes." >> Yeah. I said, "You don't need the
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pressure of me being there." And I and I was honest with the guys. I said I was
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going to call my agent, cancel, and I said, >> "He probably doesn't want me there."
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Yeah. And you said to me off air, >> "I didn't want you." >> That's right. Okay. So, thank
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>> I I I don't think we should go. I mean, you know, if there's a wedding, like if
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I'm married, getting married, obviously you should come. No, you don't want me
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there for that. >> No, no, you got to come. >> I will. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, you can go, "No, I don't
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agree." You know, with the vows. >> Object. >> Yeah. Object. You I want you to object.
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>> Imagine I object. And it's because I want you to be my wife. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. You do a speech.
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>> Mhm. Yeah. >> And I'm Everyone's crying. It's that moment in the movie. I pick you up. We
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run down to the ocean. >> Yeah. >> We go swimming and everybody It's a
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beautiful moment. Then the music stops and everybody realizes it's just us and
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the ocean together. >> God. >> Waiting away. Heated Rivalry. >> Mhm. Heated Rivalry.
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>> Yeah. >> Revivalry. >> No. Heated Rivalry. >> Okay. >> Do you know about it?
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>> No. >> The show. >> It's my jam. >> What's Heated Rivalry?
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>> This show is my jam, dude. >> What is this? >> Gay hockey. >> It's a gay hockey show.
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>> This is why everybody online is talking about Yeah. When did they kiss? People
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are going to hockey games and going, "When did they kiss?" >> Dude, it's so hot,
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>> dude. >> It melts the ice. >> It melts the ice. It's so hot. I've been
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watching it, dude. Right. There's a scene these two rookies in the beginning. Okay.
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>> This is where I'm gonna be a little I'm gonna be a little rookies. Take that
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off. I don't want to see that. >> Yeah. Yeah. There's Yeah. >> Stop it.
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>> There's these two rookies, right? >> And they find the themselves in the gym,
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>> right? And they're also like, you know what I mean? Not nemesises, but they're
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rivals. >> Okay. >> Hence the name >> heated rival. >> Pretty on brand.
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>> It's pretty on brand, right? And one guy goes, "Can I get a drink drink of your
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water?" >> He pisses his mouth. >> No, he doesn't. And they he hands him a
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white water bottle and he does a light a little brush of the finger. >> And that sets it off. It turns into a
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gay porno after. >> Dude, I'm watching it going, I'm in. I'm in this.
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>> So, this is a gay love story. >> Yeah. >> What is this on? >> Bravo.
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>> No, it's on HBO. >> It's on HBO. That's right. >> I'm going to call my local uh I'm going
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to call my local congress person to get this removed. >> Yeah. And here's my only problem with
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the show >> is all the gay [ __ ] >> No, it's not the gay [ __ ] right? The
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Asian one, right? When they first hook up, >> he's the bottom. >> He comes too fast.
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>> He just He comes Do you see it? >> He comes way too fast. >> Oh, boy.
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>> Yeah. And cuz cuz the Russian one, there's always a Russian one. >> Well, they're hockey.
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>> Yeah. And he doesn't know what his sexuality is. The Asian one. >> I think we figured it out pretty quickly
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in the show. >> Yeah. But he doesn't know, right? And then when he blows them, Right. He comes
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so fast, right? And I'm like, too fast. >> PTSD for you. >> No, I just want to see the left. What do
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you mean? What does that mean? >> A little uh what do they call that when you have an acid flashback? You got a
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[ __ ] [ __ ] flashback. >> Yeah. But anyway, um dude, half Asians. Wow. >> So, heated rivalry is your favorite new
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gay show. >> Yeah, it's my favorite gay show. >> I can't watch that kind of stuff.
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>> And can I say something? >> Crazy talk. What are we talking about?
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>> What do you mean? >> I don't want to watch that stuff. >> See, that's why I watched it because I
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don't want to be that guy. I says, "I don't want to watch that stuff."
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>> Oh, yeah. I don't want to watch that. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to be that guy.
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I want to be open, right, and go, "Oh, he's, you know what I mean? He's an open
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book. >> He's in touch with this feeling." >> I don't want to see sex scenes between
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straight couples on shows. I want to see shows that are more creative than just sex.
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>> Yeah. I only saw one episode. I'll never see another one. Yeah. I I You know, the girl I'm seeing
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made me watch it. I saw the first episode. I was That's enough for me. I know what happens.
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>> When you brought up a gay love scene, like two g like two men in love. I
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thought you were talking about Free Bert. I thought it was Bert's new show. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Honestly, I watched it the other night. >> Good, >> brother. It's great.
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>> I heard it's good. >> It's not good. It's great. It's
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fantastic. It's so fun and it's it hits all the notes. >> It's a great show. Great. I'm not saying
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that because it's our boy. >> So happy for her. >> It is fantastic.
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>> Yeah. >> And she and uh um >> Oh god, what's wrong with my brain?
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What's her name? >> Artemarine. >> Artem Artem. Yeah. Artem. Artemis.
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>> Artemis. Foul. >> Yeah. No. Uh Ardan. Ardan. She's Ardan, right?
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>> Yeah. >> Ardan Mirren. Yeah, she's great. >> Ardan is um I have to say something.
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>> You've known her for a long time. >> I've known her. She We're on Matt TV. I
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know. >> Yeah. Ardan looks so good for her age. >> Okay. >> Is that bad to see?
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>> I don't even know. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean >> she What is she 106?
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>> No, she's my age. >> You corrected it by saying sexy. That's
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>> Is that Is that mean for me to say is that >> I didn't need the for for her age part.
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>> I didn't just say she looks >> Let me get that again. >> Big too.
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>> Yeah, she looks sexy. A little creepy, but yeah, that's fine. >> No, as a friend, I don't I There's no
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Come on. >> I know, man. >> Yeah. Okay. Well, then >> just teasing. 52 years old. Yeah, she
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looked great. You look great, too, for 54. >> Yeah. >> And I And I look
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>> I remember when I played John McCain, she played Cindy McCain. >> A
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>> I remember. >> That's pretty sweet. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Wow. Look at that third picture, babe. Third third photo. There it is. Zoom in.
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>> You do look like John McCain. >> That's incredible. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's incredible. If you're
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ever wondering why not a lot of Asian guys get casted in sketch comedy, that's
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it right there. >> Why? >> I mean, >> it's hard. >> You look nothing like Johnny. You just
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like an old You look like an older Asian guy. >> Yeah. >> You're playing your dad.
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>> I look like Mitch McConnell's wife. >> Wow. Look at how much taller she is than
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you. Why Why' they make her wear heels? >> Yeah, >> you have grown since then.
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>> Comedically, physically. >> Yeah, >> you've grown. >> So, anyway, you guys, January 25th is my
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AA birthday. >> Okay. So, just text me how you had a happy birthday. Happy birthday.
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>> I did. I did. >> You're the only one. No one else in my life.
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>> Oh, it means a lot to me. >> Yeah, dude. What a friend, dude. >> And I'm And I'm happy. I was really
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excited to see you today. >> Why? >> I got therapy this morning. I feel
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great. >> Yeah. >> I feel great. I got a great lesson out of it. I I used it my
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>> Tell me your lessons. >> Well, I'll give you one called joy. I
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told the boys today, joy. The acronym in the lesson today was joy. >> Yeah.
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>> Just observe yourself. >> Yeah. >> He's like, just be in it a little bit.
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Just >> stop trying to go full speed ahead and look for just be in it a little bit.
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>> Yeah, I do. Yoge. >> Yeah. What is that? >> What? >> What is it?
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>> Joy backwards. >> Yeah. What is it? >> What? Yourself, right?
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>> You always jerk off. >> I'm not done. >> Oh, no. >> Joy backwards.
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>> Yeah. >> Yourself on Jeremiah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. What do you think? Anyway, yeah.
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Um, now I feel good. >> Did you get Do did you Cuz I felt after my special I felt like um
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>> postpartum >> a little bit. >> Mhm. >> Is that real? >> Big time.
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>> Yeah. >> Especially when you're writing the new hour. I am in postpartum hell.
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>> Yeah. In fact, today I got on Lexa Pro because of it. >> No, don't get on that. Yeah.
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>> Please, dude. >> I'm so depressed. >> How many pills are you on now?
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>> So many different kinds. >> Ozie Lexi. >> Yeah. Yeah. Bluetooth. Where's the blue
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>> Bluetooth? Yeah. You got to eat that. >> Blue. >> He loves it.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> You do really use that a lot. >> I do. Does that balance okay with your
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medication? >> Oh, yeah. >> Good. >> Yeah. Everything works. But yeah, there
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So, so you're saying that there is a feeling of a little bit of it. >> There's a postpartum special or a
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postpartum shooting, but I feel the same way after I film anything. Anything I always feel a little sick and and bad
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>> just cuz you you you put some you put so much into something. People that don't
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know, you worked so hard on the special. Yeah. >> No, you did. I saw you every night,
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multiple times a night. And then when you put it out, it's it's hard when
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you're done cuz then you're like, >> "Yeah, >> it's just weights lifted, but you also
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feel a little empty >> cuz the night was magical." I mean, you guys were there. You know, you mean? So,
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it's like um >> we were surprised. >> Yeah. See, that's another thing. Why did
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you So, this is what he's This is what these I get off stage. These guys are
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like, "Oh, you're actually funny. >> You've seen him before."
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>> I know, but that was the energy that you were giving me, >> right?
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>> Why? >> Because you you took it to a different level. >> Yeah. You were taping. You did it.
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>> Yeah. You have to though. >> Mhm. Because when there's cameras on,
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you're like, I have to mug and you know what I mean? And milk it. >> You gotta milk it,
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>> right? >> These guys don't know anything about showbiz. >> You know what I mean? When you're doing
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a live show in front of people, it's not that I do 50%. But you don't really do a
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lot with your face and this because they can't really see it, >> right?
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>> Right. It's all about tone. >> But you're doing it big in this one.
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>> Yeah. I'm doing you >> white eyes. >> Yeah. I did white eyes. I did
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>> Oh, Asian eyes. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Uh scared eyes. >> Yeah.
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Yeah. >> Oh, just came eyes. >> Yeah, I did all of them. >> Yeah, you got to do them all.
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>> Full range. >> I did the full range of eyes, dude. Yeah. >> I think it's I think it's a good thing
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that you're feeling this way because then you build something new again. >> I can't think of anything to say.
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>> Come on, talk about >> I really I literally don't have anything. I don't know what I sit there
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and I go I don't know what else to say. >> Well, >> yeah. >> There's a lot going on in the world. You
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could talk about any of it. >> Oh, I see. >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah.
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>> Oh, by the way, this was amazing. Carlos sent me this. I died. There was a this
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in in uh how do you say that fans? >> Khalif Khif as Stephen Hawkings. So like I saw that
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they all dressed up. Look at that. Roaming the streets as Steven. >> Yeah.
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>> Take me to Epstein's island. Take me to Epstein's island. Take me to Take me to
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Take me to Take me to Take me to Epstein's I I I >> The footwork on the guy in the middle is
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dead on. >> It's impressive. >> You got to do a crooked foot. >> You have to have the lean.
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>> Yeah. You have to do lean. Yeah. Um >> this is a celebration of life more than
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anything. >> It It's a celebration of life. Yeah. >> Whoever has the best technology, I'd be
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I'd be more impressed with whose computer actually worked. >> Yeah. >> And then next year they're doing Michael
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J. Fox. >> It's going to look like an earthquake. And I'm going to do it that way. Give me
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your Michael J. Fox. >> Uh-uh. Uhuh. Uh-uh. >> No way. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> What's on your hat? >> Oh, the flower. >> Yeah. What does that mean? It just I
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think it's like a Japanese like version. >> That's cool, dude. >> Let me tell you something. Show Otani
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has us on lock. >> What do you mean? >> Everything is Japanese now. Yeah. Go to
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Dodger Stadium this next season. It's all Japanese. All the advert It's brilliant.
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>> Yeah. >> You know, they start I know you don't love baseball. I want You're going to
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come this year with me? >> I'm going to come. >> This All right. Pause. This this guy I
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think they said the Dodgers have already made their money back on him already because how how sellable he is.
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>> Yeah. I mean, he's an he is a it's a meastar beyond meastar. >> Yeah.
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>> It's mindblowing. >> Yeah. It's not as big, but LAFC getting
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Sun on the team, too. Yeah. Everything is Sun. Everything. >> Even I know who that is.
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>> That's how big that is. >> But that's money. It's all big money. If
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they just Let me tell you something. >> Yeah. >> Knock on wood, dude.
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>> Asians are here. Open up. >> We're here and we're here to stay.
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>> That's right. >> We're here. We're here to stay, dude.
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You know what I mean? >> I know. >> You don't mess with us, dude.
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>> No, trust me. I'm learning Cantonese right now. >> Are you really
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>> late at night? Yeah. Uh >> my buddy My buddy who you know is teaching his son uh Mandarin right now.
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You know my friends >> speaking. >> He's they're speaking. >> No. Speak. Speak to me.
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>> He did it this morning. What's W water? He was doing it's like >> No, it's like it's like
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and he said he knew coffee. What's water? Does that literally say water? Yeah. It was that
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>> with a little kid this morning. Cute. >> Yeah. >> So cute. What's ice? How do you say ice?
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>> I'm just curious. >> What is it? >> I can point. You know what I mean? If
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I'm with my Mexican friendsing >> and they run, you know what I mean? >> What is that?
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>> Yeah. >> Oh, [ __ ] I sayising. Ping. >> I'm going to Minnesota right now. I'm
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going to be yelling that in the >> ping is the cool. They would make a hit
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song out of that. >> Yeahing. >> That's so good. >> That's [ __ ] Ice.
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>> Yeah, >> that's great. >> That's great, dude. >> That's so funny, dude.
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>> Yeah. Anyway, >> that's so fun. >> They can make anything fun.
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>> They can make it fun. The language. >> Hey, you know what I saw this morning?
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What? >> I was actually a little proud. I almost sent you a little photog.
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>> What is it? I saw a billboard of our movie Goat that we're in. Wow. A huge
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billboard. I was like, "Holy [ __ ] it's a big deal." >> You going to go to the thing?
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>> Yeah, we got to go. >> We have to. We don't have a choice. >> It's not this weekend, but next weekend.
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>> Next weekend. Yeah, we have to go to the premiere. Look at that there. Yeah. I
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don't know which one that was. But it was just cool to see cuz we've never
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been in a real animated feature. I have never been in an animated feature. Have you?
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>> That's hu. Look at that. It's threedimensional, too. Look at it.
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>> But zoom in. Look what it says. From K-pop demon hunters spiderverse Spider-Man.
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>> Yeah, >> that's pretty cool. >> Huge. >> I hope so, man.
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>> Yeah, I think it's going to be huge. I will say we saw the movie. I'm not
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>> You saw what movie? >> We saw this movie. I'm saying >> we saw bits of it.
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>> No. What do you mean? We sat down. We saw Well, we didn't see it fully
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animated. >> We didn't see it. Yeah. Fully. We did see it though. >> But they showed us the It was so fun,
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man. >> Yeah. It's fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't know. It's cool to be a part of
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that kind of thing cuz I've never seen animation come like that from >> So cool.
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>> Yeah. 0 to 100. >> You've been working on that for a year. >> Yeah. Oh, it takes forever.
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>> It takes forever. Willy Wonka's here. You want to bring in >> Bring in Willy Wonka.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Willy Wonka. >> Willy Willy. Willy Willy. Willy willy
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Willy. >> What's up, dude? Dude, >> let me say something, dude. >> Outfit
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>> steel. >> WHOA. >> Outfit on fleek. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Keep it getting
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>> Look at that. Let me say something. I didn't recognize you when at first
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because you lost so much weight. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm not going to lie to you either. I
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100% didn't know that was you outside. I was like, "What the fuck?" When I met
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you, dude, you were much bigger, >> dude. like 80 lbs every This is my usual
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weight that I'm usually at. >> That That's the one I miss. >> No, I'm kidding. No,
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>> time that picture, dude. Thanks to Jam in the Van for this picture. I look like
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a goblin. >> Yeah, >> you do. You do look sickly there. >> Yeah, that's a pale man.
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>> Yeah, >> tell me how you lost all the weight, >> dude. I just I eat scrambled eggs and
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[ __ ] exercise every day. I dance like James Brown in my house for like 3 hours.
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>> That's amazing. Scrambled eggs. >> Amazing. >> Scrambled eggs. Dance like James Brown.
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You look like this. America. Well, I mean, you know, you >> like incense. I feel like you like
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incense. >> I do. If I have time. >> I used to go to >> You like things around the house. I bet
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you I bet you money, >> dude. I walk around the house naked every day. Yeah.
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>> That's how I live. >> And so like if my girlfriend's niece
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moves in, it's like, "Oh, [ __ ] You got to wear clothes." >> Amen.
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>> Never again. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Don't let your girlfriend's niece move
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in. Is that a life lesson? >> It's a life lesson. >> That is a life lesson. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Why not? >> Her ghost is right here. >> Do you know Jules?
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>> Don't know her. Seen her on the show. >> I was of her. Are you an AI guy?
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>> No. It's strange to see it come and go because a year ago everybody in the
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comments would go, "If you're not into AI, you're going to get left behind."
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And that's totally flipped. Now in the comments, people are like, >> "What is this AI slop?
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>> What is this?" So, I'm kind of stoked to see the public reception flip,
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>> right? >> You know, because >> I think it's cool. They They still can't
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get green screen to work perfectly. Like, when you go to >> Yeah, we're working on it every day in
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here. >> Yeah. >> Just can't get it done. >> It'll never have the uh the human
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emotion of comedy or the nuance in songwriting, you know. >> Yeah, that's true. You got It's you.
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It's going to be us. It's got to be us. Yeah. >> But there was a song on TikTok.
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>> Oh, so good. >> What? The AI song. >> It's an AI song. >> I know.
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>> It's a live song, you know, live the band. >> I can feel it. Is that
00:17:50
>> Yeah, that that song, >> right? >> It was like an R&B version of that song
00:17:56
and I tried to find it on my iTunes and it does it's not available. It's AI.
00:18:00
>> Yeah, it's fake. >> But it sounds good. >> There's AI.
00:18:03
>> Are you scared or No. Oh, yeah. >> Cuz when I I love that. >> I'm scared. They'll never They'll never
00:18:07
come close, dude. I can write you any genre in the next five. I write like five 10 songs a day when I'm locked in.
00:18:14
>> But I collect all the gear from like the Mottown days and I'll record you a
00:18:18
Mottown song and write you something that'll make you cry. AI only exists because it's copying. It's a reflection
00:18:25
of the human emotion and all the stuff that's trained it, >> right? >> But will it continue? Will it get so
00:18:30
good that it will then train us? >> It's at the fingertips of human command.
00:18:35
So no AI thing is existing without a guy firing the command. So it comes down to
00:18:40
a laziness on the writer's behalf, right? I entered in write a song in the style of steel beans. And I'm not like
00:18:48
that famous, but my lyrics are on there. And it wrote a song and I looked at the
00:18:52
lyrics and I was like, damn, this is kind of some lyrics I would write, but I would never say this. It's hacky to put
00:18:59
this sentence like that. I was like, it's it's the finetuning that puts the
00:19:03
eyebrows in the idea. Did you say that to AI? Cuz if you say that then it's going to good. I'll just get better at
00:19:07
it then. >> Oh yeah. >> That's the problem is that people go this isn't good enough. And it goes
00:19:11
working on it and it just continues to like what you just said into that microphone now it's being recorded. It's
00:19:16
put out into the app like it AI is going to know now. >> [ __ ] >> Yeah. You [ __ ] up.
00:19:21
>> You [ __ ] up, dude. >> I purposely did that by asking those questions.
00:19:25
>> Damn it. >> You're done, dude. >> You got an album out now.
00:19:28
>> I do. Uh, I didn't come here to promote my album that came out on October 9th uh
00:19:33
on uh Anderson Pax label, Apeshit Records. Awesome. >> I got uh Troy Van Leuen from Queens of
00:19:39
the Stone Age on three of the songs. And um >> let me ask you about that part of it.
00:19:44
Right. You're playing the guitar, playing drums at the same time and singing.
00:19:47
>> Yeah. >> Right. >> Seems difficult. It's like chewing gum
00:19:50
and riding a horse at the same time. Is that what it is? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:55
Yeah. I don't know if you >> chewing gum and riding a horse with the same
00:19:58
>> riding a horse with gum. >> Done that. Throws it throws both you and
00:20:00
the horse off. >> It's just tough rhythmically. >> Christopher Reeves,
00:20:04
>> that's what happened to him. He was chewing gum. Yeah. Yeah. Mhm. Yeah.
00:20:08
>> I don't blame him. >> So, is that I mean you you're thinking
00:20:11
are you thinking though or is this organic? >> I'm not thinking at all. I'll be honest,
00:20:15
the lame answer is it's not that hard. Cuz I played drums since I was two, got
00:20:20
into guitar in middle school, and I was texting the band, "Fuck, when are you
00:20:24
guys going to get here to rehearsal?" And I sat down at the drum set with my
00:20:28
guitar on. I just went bangle. >> Yeah. Let me see if I can do it. >> And you got to move rightly.
00:20:37
>> You got it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Are we about to start the first twoman,
00:20:40
one man? >> Got to do it two times or not less. Yeah, >> you can do it.
00:20:46
>> I Dude, this is a twoman band. >> Yeah, try it. >> Very good.
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00:24:02
>> Where do I begin? >> That's the show. Thanks, guys. >> Thanks for coming in.
00:24:05
>> Can I plug my tour? >> There's a tour. There's a tour. >> What coffee shops are you going to play?
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>> Hello. >> San Francisco, Denver, Houston, Cleveland, Dallas, Portland, Salt Lake
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City, Austin, Indianapolis, St. Louis. There it is. Go to punch up. >> He's going to be at the San Francisco
00:24:21
Starbucks. >> Well, it's a reserve >> on Main Street at Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The
00:24:27
Denver coffee uh coffee bean, the Houston Alfreds, which is good. It's a really good coffee. You'll be at the
00:24:34
Houston Alfred. >> People say they love it. >> Yeah, it is good. >> Do what? The Denver Coffee Bean. It's
00:24:38
one of the I love it. >> It's a Yeah, it's a great gig. >> Coffee Bean. I'll be in the Cleveland
00:24:43
Oh, they're gone. >> You excited or what? >> Um, man, I've never loved stand up more.
00:24:49
>> Yeah, you're very good at it. >> Thank you. >> Yeah, >> thank you. Um, I uh think I want to fill
00:24:55
my hour. I've been working on this hour for like about two and a half years now.
00:25:00
>> And there's reverb from the headphones that are coming through the microphone.
00:25:04
>> You can just put in your ear. It's >> too loud. It's too loud. You put in your
00:25:06
ear. Yeah, >> that head was too loud. Yeah, he >> could you bring the cans down.
00:25:10
>> And uh and now let's get into it. >> Let's go. >> Could you bring the can down?
00:25:15
>> Bring the can down. He asked you twice. >> He did. >> The Red Bull. Thank you. The Red Bull.
00:25:19
>> Someone's got to bring the can down. >> Ricky, this hour is going to be
00:25:22
fantastic out of you. I know that because you're really killing it lately. >> I just got it.
00:25:28
>> Ah, play on word. It was a plan word. That's how you laugh. >> It was a play on word.
00:25:31
>> What if that's how you laugh? >> Yeah. Uh, Richard, >> what if that's how he actually laughed?
00:25:38
>> That is >> That is actually how I Yeah. Yeah. Can I say something? You like eccentric socks?
00:25:44
>> You tell me. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I got these at a museum. >> Oh, which one?
00:25:47
>> Uh, it was the It was the one where the the cows go to. I'm sorry. A museum.
00:25:52
>> Burn. >> Sorry, dude. You asked for it. Let >> Can I think about it?
00:25:57
>> I get it. >> Okay, let's get into it. >> I really get it. Yeah. Yeah. You know,
00:26:01
>> and their stance, no less. >> Yeah. You know what show I've been
00:26:05
watching though that I really like? Have you Have you seen this show The Pit? >> No.
00:26:09
>> Have you heard of it? >> The show about Rothsberger? >> The Pit?
00:26:18
>> You watch that show? >> No. >> Can I say something? >> Yeah.
00:26:22
>> Yeah. I've never seen a medical show before. >> I never saw ER. I never saw Grey's
00:26:27
Anatomy. Never saw Scrub. An any of that. Right. >> And I've been watching The Pit. Right.
00:26:32
Why would you want to be in the medical field? It's so >> Have you seen the bloopers?
00:26:36
>> The bloopers on the pit. >> Oh, they're insane. We pull up the pit
00:26:39
bloopers. >> Just Ben Rothersberger getting tackled a bunch. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:43
>> Very funny. >> It's such a stressful job. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
00:26:47
>> Have you ever been a mother? >> You mean the sitcom? >> Yeah. Have you ever watched The Mother?
00:26:53
>> Did you do that? An episode of The Mother? >> No, I never What's The Mother?
00:26:56
>> The CBS show, The Mother. Actual hardest job in the world >> by far.
00:26:59
>> Is that called Mom? >> No. Well, the mom mom the show mom is a spin-off of The Mother. The Mother was
00:27:04
an original show on CBS. >> Okay. >> Do you remember how successful Bad
00:27:07
Friends got after people talked about started talking about your mom? >> Yeah.
00:27:10
>> Isn't that crazy? >> That was a big piece of our puzzle. >> Yeah.
00:27:13
>> Yeah. We learned >> I put that in the special. >> Oh, yeah.
00:27:17
>> I heard. I heard. >> And you know what? I might sue you. >> Why?
00:27:22
>> It's copyright. >> YOU SAID IT ON THIS SHOW. >> I'M BOBBY Mom is mine. Okay.
00:27:25
>> It's my phrase forever. >> But isn't it yours's impression of Isn't
00:27:28
the original IP his mom? No, but I caught it. >> Doesn't she actually say that
00:27:31
>> the phrase is copywritten? >> She doesn't actually say I'm Bobby mom.
00:27:34
>> She's never said it once. >> Do you want to edit that out? >> Is it worth you getting credit for
00:27:39
something? Because people love it cuz I thought >> No, she's never said it.
00:27:45
>> Okay. >> I'm suing. I'm suing. >> What's up with the Groucho Mark's
00:27:50
eyebrows? >> Do I have Groucho Mark's eyebrows? >> Yeah, a little bit.
00:27:54
>> I don't think so. >> Okay. Is that the black guy from Full House?
00:27:57
>> Yeah. There he is. >> There he is. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I think it's the wideness of it. You
00:28:04
know what I mean? Not not the thickness. >> I don't know what my eyebrows look like.
00:28:06
I haven't looked in a mirror in 3 months. >> Yeah. It was a slender didn't work,
00:28:09
actually. >> What happened to those mirrors? You got the mirrors out of your house.
00:28:12
>> Yeah. >> No, I just don't look at them. >> They're there, though.
00:28:15
>> Mhm. >> Self-restraint. >> Yeah. It's tough. Every time I walk by,
00:28:20
I go, I want to take a [ __ ] look at this guy. >> I want to see what it looks like
00:28:23
>> because I when I look in a mirror, I end I go like this. I don't know how to do it, guys.
00:28:28
>> That was great. I felt I felt like like I had Botox or something. I felt like I I couldn't do
00:28:32
it. >> Hell is other people. >> Yeah. I don't know. Get it. >> Like, sorry. This is This is a
00:28:38
nightmare. >> Oh, I we I'm just saying. No, but I'm going to say this, right? If we died and
00:28:43
and we were all three stuck in a room together. Oh my god. >> I would cl I would I would
00:28:51
>> imagine for us then. >> What do you mean? >> Oh, this is what you see
00:28:56
>> every day. >> Okay. Okay. Well, you're welcome. >> Yeah.
00:29:00
>> You're welcome. >> What? What's up? >> Uh, not much. What's up with you?
00:29:06
>> That's what I mean. >> That's a pleasure. >> You have what's up on your shirt.
00:29:13
>> You're supposed to say what's up on your shirt. >> What is going on here,
00:29:17
>> Bobby? No. Shut up. Shut up. You make it. >> You make it. >> Very successful podcast when when you're
00:29:23
very very successful together. So what so basically what I'm saying to you is
00:29:26
that no I I don't think it's me. I think it's you. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's up.
00:29:31
>> It's not that's a that's a chicken. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:34
>> Bad friend. >> Yeah. >> Tiger belly. >> Oh, really? You think so?
00:29:39
>> I don't know. Why don't you pull up the analytics? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We don't have We don't
00:29:43
have to have huge celebrities to up. >> What is that noise? >> Yeah. Yeah. That's going up.
00:29:48
>> That's going up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So So if the stock >> We understand We understand what this
00:29:53
is. You think this is grifting? You think that's Hollywood grifting? >> No.
00:29:59
>> Okay, >> congratulations. >> Because he's making it sound as if
00:30:02
you're grifting. Why? What? We've had those people on the show. >> I know.
00:30:08
>> We're grifters as well. We're grifters as well. >> Well, Paul Rod, I mean, what an
00:30:13
coming back on, but >> Well, he's dead, right? >> He was left uh I don't think he was
00:30:20
dead. No, >> he was severely injured. He got [ __ ] up a couple of times on my podcast.
00:30:26
Yeah. >> And >> I felt bad, >> but he told me I could post it. And then
00:30:32
he told me that he was upset that I posted it, but he didn't know that. >> He said because he was he was on pain
00:30:37
pills. He didn't quite understand what I was asking him. He didn't really
00:30:41
remember it. >> Did he block you on platforms or anything? >> I I only connect with him through his
00:30:46
publicist. I don't know. I don't think he's on any social media. M. >> He's one of those guys that it's like
00:30:51
like you know people like social media is stupid but like they're on it all the
00:30:54
time. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. He's not on it. >> What's your screen time on your phone?
00:30:59
Does it register? >> I can look. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I know. Mine.
00:31:04
>> What is it? >> Depends on the week. >> Yeah. >> I I go between four hours and eight
00:31:09
hours. >> All right. So, um, you know, I'll tell you. You know what my daily average is?
00:31:13
>> H >> 4 hours and 10 minutes. >> How do you find Oh, >> that's like my low end.
00:31:17
>> Yeah. My daily average is 5 hours and 44 minutes. >> Is that bad?
00:31:22
>> I think >> five hours of your life on your phone. That's pretty bad.
00:31:25
>> Yeah, I think it's bad. I mean, I don't think I think it's typical and I think
00:31:28
it's bad. >> Carlos is seven hours. >> Is it really? >> Oh my god. A day?
00:31:33
>> Yeah. >> That's insane. >> What's yours? >> Between 4 and 8, but also it's tough to
00:31:37
know because sometimes I like I'll put stuff on like I'm listening to YouTube
00:31:41
on my phone or something, you know? So, >> yeah. Let me see. Instagram is the most
00:31:46
>> and Tik Tok. >> Three hours of only fans. That's what it says here.
00:31:49
>> Posting or watching? >> Posting. Feed pics. Feed pics. >> Um,
00:31:55
>> messages takes up most of my time. >> Do you think that's reading or writing?
00:31:59
>> I can't do either. It's probably why it takes me so goddamn long to get through
00:32:01
that app. >> I open it up, I scroll forever. It's impossible. >> It It does say Only Fans online. 15
00:32:07
minutes. >> Yeah, it's not that bad. >> No, that's not bad. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:10
>> What do you do on Only Fans? Do you watch stuff? Do you send them messages?
00:32:12
I watch. I'm a um supporter of the arts. >> You look young when you smile. I don't
00:32:18
think I've seen you look smile before. >> Yeah. I love anything creative.
00:32:23
>> How much money do you put on Only Fans? >> How much do I spend >> a month? Yeah. Do you think?
00:32:28
>> Couple hundred bucks, I think. >> No, way more. >> Couple hundred bucks
00:32:32
>> a day. >> No, couple hundred bucks. >> Do you buy Do you buy the videos like
00:32:36
the extra ones >> sometimes? I do. But it's You know the descriptions though? I I I want to sue.
00:32:41
Oh, I know. >> You know what I mean? Yeah. Like to this video, you're going to see it all.
00:32:46
>> It's some girl in a [ __ ] bikini. >> But fool me once. >> Shame on you.
00:32:50
>> Fool me twice. >> Knock it off. Don't get fooled again. Don't f again.
00:32:54
>> Give a man a fish. >> Okay. >> Fool me four times. >> I'll teach a man to fish. I used to do
00:32:57
that as a bit. I think I'll bring it back. >> Fool me five times. >> Shame on me again.
00:33:03
>> Fool me six times. >> Well, can't fool me again. >> Can't get fooled again.
00:33:08
>> Can't get fooled again. >> You fool me. Can't get fooled again.
00:33:11
This guy's a hound dog. >> You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Crying all the time.
00:33:17
>> We get caught. >> You're a h You're a hound dog. >> You know how I know.
00:33:22
You >> remember my at my BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> YOU SAID YOU was ain't nothing
00:33:30
so bad. >> Look. >> I could do it too, pal. >> Did you say it looks like it's ble
00:33:37
Pauly? That's [ __ ] great. That is true. >> I went to school with a bell's pausy.
00:33:42
>> Yeah. What do you do? >> Mr. Mrs. Pauly's kid. And you cops asked
00:33:45
him to freeze. He said, "I will halfway. >> I see. His name was Belle.
00:33:51
That's a joke. His last name is Pauly." Still, do the can thing again. >> He'll be in Denver.
00:34:00
>> Yeah. Yeah. Coffee Bean. My point is is this. Welcome to the show. >> Thank you, man.
00:34:05
>> And really having you on is what a pleasure. >> Are you reading this?
00:34:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. We'll be right back. I'm doing one of yours. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:13
>> What else? >> I know. Exactly. >> We're back. >> Yeah.
00:34:17
>> We are back. >> We're back. >> We're back. >> Uh you like going on the road?
00:34:25
>> You just want to make this a short app. We can just call. >> You like going out?
00:34:28
>> I have. I've sincerely been loving it. >> Yeah. >> You get nervous or
00:34:37
>> you bring openers? Who do you bring? >> Mike Leno. He's been coming with me.
00:34:40
>> Oh, good. Has he really? >> Oh, love the Love the Leno. >> Love the Leno. That's good merch.
00:34:48
>> Yeah. >> This is like a first date that is uh we both realize we're not attracted to each
00:34:56
other. >> Is that why is it you and I? I mean, do him. >> He's >> vibe with him.
00:35:03
>> All right. >> Yeah. Yeah. I want to see you guys vibe. >> All right. Would you like to host host
00:35:09
me? >> I'd love to host you. >> How have you been? >> Uh lonely.
00:35:14
>> What's going on? Are you dating right now? >> Yes, technically yes. I would call it
00:35:19
dating. I am making an effort to meet people and to go out with them. I have not been dating like there's somebody
00:35:27
I'm dating that I'm like, "Ooh, I found my person." >> But you are searching.
00:35:33
>> Yes. >> Okay. When we say this, you're dating right now. Do you do this thing where
00:35:37
you take uh multiple women to the same restaurant? Like you'll go back to the
00:35:41
same restaurant with a different girl. >> I don't think I've ever been to a
00:35:44
restaurant in the past three years. >> Good. >> Uh I I've been doing that and I hate
00:35:49
when the host >> One sec. I'm so sorry. It's just I was vibing with Andrew. I was just seeing
00:35:53
how that was going. Remember? I was just trying to see how that goes. Give us a sec.
00:35:58
>> Andrew, what were you asking? I was just saying when you go out on a date to a
00:36:02
restaurant, will you take a different girl back to that same restaurant later in the week or a different week?
00:36:06
>> I don't know, Bobby. >> Oh, I hate bringing the same girl back to
00:36:18
like a different day. It's because the host >> because the host will go, "Welcome back,
00:36:22
Mr. Lee." >> Yeah, >> another one. >> But you've done it.
00:36:24
>> It's as if they say that. >> I have a question. Is the host [ __ ] I
00:36:27
hate when I can't remember things. Thank you. >> Excuse me. >> Is the was the hostess DJ Khaled?
00:36:34
>> So when when a host when a host says, "Oh, welcome back. Why don't you go to
00:36:37
your date?" I've only been here with friends before. >> Yeah, that's I've I've never been here
00:36:42
with another girl before. Just do that. And then she'll be like, "Oh, f."
00:36:45
>> I've gone to a restaurant where they've told me they go, "Yo, your boy Bobby
00:36:48
come in here. He brought a different bunch of different girls like the same week.
00:36:51
>> Anyway, let me take your order." >> Do you go out with different girls with
00:36:55
like >> I'm seeing one person now. Yeah, this is in the past. This is in the past.
00:37:03
>> Also, take off your notifications on your Papa iPad. That's what I've been
00:37:07
doing. >> What does that even mean? Because because you get text messages from
00:37:11
people. >> You're watching the pit with with your with >> on your iPad.
00:37:14
>> Yeah. Yeah. Watching the pit, right? Are you guys on a plane? >> And all of a sudden, you get like a nude
00:37:18
photo. >> He lives on a pit, >> right? On your messages. And she's like,
00:37:21
"What's that?" Is this my cousin Sabrina? >> You have to make a lie. You know what I
00:37:26
mean? >> Oh, she has nice breast. He sure does. >> Do you really get random people sending
00:37:33
you naked pictures? >> But you take off the notifications, they'll pop up again.
00:37:37
>> But that's real. You'll just randomly >> I got the UF like a UFC fight pass or
00:37:41
whatever. I That's fine. You know what I mean? >> You know what I mean? Dustin Mcoo's
00:37:45
fighting Natty Breart. You know what I mean? That's fine. That's a good fight.
00:37:49
It's a good fight. Yeah. >> Google should win that fight. >> Yeah. Yeah. But
00:37:52
>> those are made up people. >> Yeah. >> I wouldn't know. Yeah.
00:37:54
>> That's a those are good names. Yeah. >> Yeah. Name name some [ __ ] fake US.
00:37:58
>> I know Marcus Monroe. >> Marcus Monroe is very good. Bantamweight.
00:38:02
>> What's that? >> We still that was a while ago and he's still fighting still.
00:38:07
>> I'm into female fighting. Uh Sarah Mfino is bigfitch. The Phantom's good. Good
00:38:12
boxing lineage. >> Let's talk about that. >> Her dad died in a fireb. Her dad died in
00:38:17
a fire. Yeah. >> Kia Sturban or Sturban? >> Stbin Sturb. >> Kia Sturban.
00:38:22
>> Yeah. But her sister, my god, >> I when she fought Ashka Malloy, I
00:38:26
thought I'm not kidding. I thought she w I thought they was gonna end her career.
00:38:30
Yeah, because she had her in a fourfine. >> Yeah. Yeah. The four fine was great.
00:38:34
Yeah, >> for fine lock. >> What is for fine lock? >> The four fine lock is when the your
00:38:38
>> you know kumora, right? You know kumor hold into a >> 360 on the kamura, right? Spin it
00:38:43
around. But spin it around. >> 360 kamura brings you right back to where you started.
00:38:46
>> Exactly. They just call it nothing. >> Oh, that would call it nothing but they
00:38:49
they have a name for it. Oh yeah. Crazy. >> Her first fight though when she fought
00:38:54
Tatum Tatum. Dude dude dude insane. >> That was insane. >> Because she's a heavyweight.
00:39:00
>> Exactly. >> Why they let them fight in that same way? >> Tatum almost died.
00:39:04
>> Almost died. >> That was incredible. Yeah. Yeah. >> The paramedics were like next to the
00:39:07
ring like waiting for them to be done. >> Are you saying there were two medics?
00:39:10
The paramedics? >> Yeah, the paramedics were there. Yeah, >> the paramedics.
00:39:13
>> Four lock half moon. Have you ever seen that move before? >> Show me how that goes.
00:39:16
>> Right. You take both of your legs, right? >> Both of your legs. You take you take
00:39:20
your own leg. >> Yeah. Your own legs. You lock on their legs, right? You look at the moon,
00:39:24
right? And then you go 360. >> So you end up back where you start. >> Exactly. So I don't know why they named
00:39:29
that either because a lot of Muay Thai A lot of Mu Thai does go back to start. >> That's when you you eat Muay Thai.
00:39:35
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> Well, you have to order it before the
00:39:38
last round. You won't get there in time. >> Right. And if you want Muay Thai,
00:39:41
>> but Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum does it in liquid form. >> That's Jason Katum's son.
00:39:45
>> Exactly. >> I thought we were talking female. No, no, it's Casey Kasem's daughter.
00:39:49
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Twice removed. >> What does that mean? There's twice
00:39:53
removed. I feel like a cheeseburger without I have it twice removed just to make sure they don't put cheese on it.
00:39:58
>> Well, you got a twice removed means you were kicked out of the family two times.
00:40:01
Not you said something bad twice at a dinner. >> So, you're twice removed. They You're
00:40:05
still blood, but they don't want you in the family anymore. Twice. >> Do you ever play poker and somebody bets
00:40:09
a lot of money and you want to call, but you don't and you let them know because
00:40:12
it's too much money. And the way you let them know you say too rich for my blur.
00:40:17
>> Well, if I'm playing with a bunch of crips. >> Yeah. >> You You say too rich for my blood.
00:40:21
>> Yeah. Crowd show. >> What happened to the Crips and Bloods? You don't hear much about them.
00:40:27
>> They're still around. >> Yeah. You don't hear much about them.
00:40:29
>> They have a podcast now together. >> Yeah. >> What? >> We have the same publicist as the [ __ ]
00:40:33
and Blood podcast. >> Yeah. >> What? Show Show me the [ __ ] and Blood
00:40:37
podcast. Oh, I like that. I like the map. >> Hey, [ __ ] and Blood podcast. See what
00:40:40
happened. Imagine how good it is, dude. >> Wait, go back to the map of LA. I'd love
00:40:46
to see where the divides are cuz certain neighborhoods that I need to go in. >> This is what Gavin Newsome has been
00:40:50
trying to change, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What do you mean? Is he a [ __ ]
00:40:53
>> He's been just trying to change the He's redistricting it all. >> Yeah.
00:40:56
>> Good for him. >> That's what we need. Zoom into that map. That's great. The gang map. I love a
00:41:01
good gang map. >> Yeah, >> this is a better one. >> I want to know where in my area. What?
00:41:05
>> Mostly rich. >> Yeah, it's mostly Airwan. Great gang by the way.
00:41:11
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>> We know Houston, Seattle, St. Louis. We'll put the [ __ ] I just want to say
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here's a good spot for every San Francisco. Just be as mean as you possibly can. If you haven't written
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those comments yet, just be as mean as you possibly can >> now. >> How do you deal with comments?
00:44:00
>> How do you deal with it? >> Are you being crazy right now? Everyone
00:44:03
[ __ ] loves you. >> Uh, how do I You are the most beloved guy on the internet. Your show is a hit.
00:44:09
You're a handsome tall Jew. Things are going good. >> Joe Rogan, I'd like to come to the
00:44:14
mothership, but I do what you think. >> There it is. >> I actually want to come there to
00:44:17
perform. >> Nice. M >> What did you What did you No, it's not going to happen. What did you ask him?
00:44:24
You just asked him an important question. >> I have no idea what's going on.
00:44:28
>> You think people are going to be mean to you? I ask you about comments.
00:44:31
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Yes. Um I don't read com I mean sometimes, but I don't really read
00:44:36
comments when I'm guests on other people's pods anymore because when people watch my podcast, they have an
00:44:41
idea of what they're getting and they've decided that they like me. >> Uh when I go on other people's podcasts,
00:44:46
I think they think that that I've hijacked it. And they're uh they're mad.
00:44:51
Some of them might be a little bit mad at you, too. Why would you let that guy on?
00:44:55
>> We we we we like we like that people that you raz people. >> I like that you're a rabble rouser.
00:45:04
>> Look at you. >> Here's what I like about you. >> You little bad boy. Look at you at your
00:45:08
little snarl. Who's a little bad boy? >> I'm not I'm not trying to
00:45:11
>> You're a little bad boy. >> He's a nasty little boy. >> You're a nasty little boy.
00:45:16
>> I have a good heart, >> but I really believe that. I think you're you're a very nice guy. I've
00:45:20
always thought that. A little lost and confused, but >> I think you're found.
00:45:25
>> Yeah. >> Lost, confused, and found. >> Yeah. >> Good. Good.
00:45:31
>> Bobby. >> Yeah. >> Thank you for saying that. >> Huh?
00:45:38
>> Thank you for saying that you see me in a way that is nice. >> Uh-huh.
00:45:45
I think your penis is dribbling. I think your penis is dribbling goose. I can see
00:45:49
it. >> Always has to go back to that, huh? >> You're right. >> You're right. It's a sickness, dude.
00:45:55
It's a sickness. I have rabble rouse syndrome. >> You are a rabble rouser, buddy. And it's
00:46:00
really tough. >> Try not to snarl. >> Don't Don't do it. Ricky, don't be a bad
00:46:06
boy. Don't snarl on this show. >> Fiasco. >> Please don't, Ricky. Please.
00:46:11
>> That's what girls say when they see me naked walking away. They say word
00:46:13
fiasco. >> Fias word freasco. And I say, "Where my ass go?" And I say, "It's running down
00:46:18
my pants." Do you remember that joke? >> Do you really remember it? You all
00:46:23
remember it? All right, let's try to tell it. You start it. >> No. >> Okay. Absolutely not. Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:29
>> I want to see. >> Yeah. We're not doing this. Yeah. Yeah. >> Do you really know the joke?
00:46:36
>> No. >> The pee is running down my pants. >> Yeah. How? There's There's pee running
00:46:42
down my pants. The uh the kid asked the teacher to go to the do you need glasses?
00:46:46
>> I just I have no idea what's going on. >> The kid the kid it's an old kid.
00:46:50
>> Can I go to the bathroom? There's pee running down my pants. >> And she says
00:46:54
>> and she says, >> "Why are we laughing?" >> That's a quicker way of getting to it.
00:46:57
No. The teacher says, "Sure, you can go to the bathroom, but first you have to
00:47:00
sing the alphabet." >> Kid says A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y and Z. Teacher says
00:47:07
that's close, but where's the P? Teacher says kids >> running down my leg.
00:47:16
My dad got pulled over the other day. >> I love your dad. >> He got pulled over the other day. The
00:47:20
cop asked for his driver's license. And uh it says correct a vision. Cuz he needs to have corrective vision. And the
00:47:27
uh he says, "Where's your glasses?" To my dad. My dad says, "I have contacts."
00:47:30
And the cop says, "I don't care who you know. You need to wear your glasses.
00:47:37
I don't care who you know. You need to wear my glasses." That's a joke my dad
00:47:41
used to tell me a lot as a kid and I always just thought it was a story he told me.
00:47:44
>> Such a good joke. >> Yeah. >> I love your father. >> Me too.
00:47:48
>> You tell your parents I said hi. >> If I remember. >> Come on. It's me.
00:47:51
>> Your parents like me? >> I don't I don't know you. >> My parents.
00:47:57
>> You came to my birthday party. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Only private people that I know well
00:48:02
come to my birthday party. >> So we don't know each other. Is that what you're saying? Stating out loud in
00:48:07
public that we don't know each other. You know me. >> Why you laughing?
00:48:10
>> Cuz you're getting real upset. >> Yeah, >> you know me and that's why I was
00:48:13
invited. >> Yeah, but you know me as well. >> Did you bring your cousin? You know me.
00:48:16
>> Yeah, I like that when I get >> still the same OG. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:20
>> I haven't seen him in a while. >> Yeah. Well, you know why? >> He's been lowkey.
00:48:23
>> That's right. >> He's also hated on. >> So, and I can't say the next line.
00:48:32
>> You could say that he has no wheels, no keys, and no snowmobiles and no skis.
00:48:38
What's that from? >> No boats, no snowmobiles, and no skis. What's that from?
00:48:41
>> Me cuz I could finally afford to provide my family with >> groceries. Funnier. Sorry,
00:48:45
>> it rhymes. >> Yeah, you're right. >> Got a crib full of tracks to add to the
00:48:49
wall full of packs >> that I keep in the back of my house house. Like >> trophies cuz y'all think I'mma let my
00:48:56
dough freeze. >> Oh, please. You better bow down on >> both knees. I know this. Okay, now I
00:49:01
like the game. Give me another one. Give me another one. >> I know the game. I puke, eat it, and
00:49:06
freak you. Battle, I'm too weed to speak to. The only key that I see to defeat
00:49:11
you would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you and force feed you them both. And on each feet is a cleat
00:49:16
shoe. >> His glasses get really foggy. >> You know what that you know what that
00:49:23
sound is? >> All the people at the coffee bean when you're performing,
00:49:26
>> they all stub their toe >> and they're trying not to be disruptive.
00:49:32
>> What is your >> That's a espresso machine. What's your coffee?
00:49:36
>> I haven't drank coffee since December 23. >> They're steaming it a lot.
00:49:40
>> Why? >> I did a cleanse for 10 days and I stayed off it. >> I'm super sensitive to drugs and like
00:49:50
weed. I only do a little bit. Coffee. So, I drink now. Free plug. No joke. Magic mind. I'm I love it.
00:49:56
>> Yeah, it's great. >> You keep bringing that up. >> It's really It's It's I take it
00:49:59
>> you every time I see you about Magic Magic. I'm not >> I drink it almost every day. It's my
00:50:03
coffee. Do you have some on you? >> No. Okay. >> In you? >> Yeah. I mean, I had one today.
00:50:08
>> How much How much weed are you taking a day? >> I do weed probably between two and four
00:50:12
days a week and I take around 5 milligrams. >> That's it? Yeah. >> That's good. Yeah.
00:50:17
>> Something low. Do you ever do the the little micro dose mushrooms too? >> I bought them. I haven't done them yet,
00:50:21
but I'm going to start trying them. >> Phenomenal. Yeah. >> You know what I take them? I take them
00:50:24
when I go golfing. >> You micro goes that? >> It's my favorite thing in the world.
00:50:27
Really? When you when you micro do them, do you think you are phenomenal? Do you
00:50:31
ever say I am phenomenal? Throw it up. >> Depends on if I'm making a movie or not.
00:50:36
Uh, I love the way I feel on them in the morning. >> Do you guarantee it? >> I can't.
00:50:41
>> Well, have you tried doing it in a suit? >> I will. >> You're going to like the way you feel. I
00:50:47
guarantee. >> I guarantee it. >> It is really good, though. It It starts
00:50:50
my day off great. If I go out there and I stretch and exercise a little bit, it feels amazing.
00:50:56
>> Rick Glassman. I'm phenomenal. One of the best music videos of all time.
00:50:59
>> And who produced this? Rick Ross. Is this a Mayback music hit? >> That's um a Mayback music hit.
00:51:07
>> God, look at the hair. >> I remember you then. I know you then. >> You know, I recently had um uh I won't
00:51:15
say who, but it was an ex-girlfriend who I I talked to every now and then. >> Say it.
00:51:19
>> And she said uh I miss you when your hair is long. I miss like your hair. She
00:51:23
saw that my hair was shorter. And she said, "I like your hair longer." And
00:51:27
even though I have no idea if I'm ever gonna see this person again, >> I think I'm growing it up.
00:51:31
>> Wow. >> Maybe for her, maybe for you. >> And Mayback for Rick Ross.
00:51:37
>> May Mayback music. >> Do you ever mix miss your ex-girlfriends or No.
00:51:42
>> Uh yeah, >> you do. >> Yeah. Some of >> you think to yourself, what I I [ __ ]
00:51:46
it up or maybe I could have done this better or >> I think about what I could have done
00:51:50
better in not exclusively in relationships, but also in relationships. Sure. Cuz I I I would
00:51:55
find that it'd be a nightmare dating you. >> I believe that. >> Yeah. Yeah. With all your little rules
00:51:59
at your house. >> Take your shoes off. Don't touch that. >> Don't touch that.
00:52:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> I wouldn't date somebody who I would care if you touch stuff. I just don't
00:52:06
want you touching stuff. >> Unlike dating Bobby. That's >> Oh, so it's it's a personal thing. When
00:52:11
I go to your house, you're like, "Don't touch that. You don't want me touching
00:52:14
it?" >> Well, you do touch everything. >> When I'm at your house, I'm very [ __ ]
00:52:17
polite. >> You are very polite because I don't touch anything. >> Well, you know, I'll yell at you if you
00:52:21
do. >> Okay. Yeah. >> So, I don't touch things. He's actually
00:52:23
he's actually gotten better at not touching. >> Yeah, >> because we do say that when he walks in,
00:52:27
I go, "Don't touch. >> Don't touch." I >> remember, "Don't touch."
00:52:30
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> There's a cow in the living room. Treat
00:52:33
it like a >> Terry >> museum. >> Don't touch. >> You know, when I was shooting my
00:52:39
special, I lost my voice the Friday. Did you hear about that? >> You told me you got steroids. You showed
00:52:43
me wink >> and I got steroids. >> He will. >> And I was really aggressive after that.
00:52:46
>> Yeah. The steroids amped you up. >> Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. >> What did you take steroids for?
00:52:50
>> My throat. You want to get your throat stronger? >> No. I was losing my voice when I was
00:52:53
shooting my special and I didn't know what to do Saturday. I woke up in a panic.
00:52:56
>> Oh, wow. I >> I lost my voice and so I had a doctor come over and inject me with some
00:53:00
>> and and and it worked >> like four or five hours later it did work. Yeah.
00:53:04
>> Because you could just do subtitles for your special. >> Mhm. Another Asian joke.
00:53:08
>> That wasn't an Asian joke. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But >> or maybe get my voice dubbed.
00:53:12
>> Is that what it is? Get my voice dubbed. >> Are you doing subtitles?
00:53:14
>> Do it. >> Are you doing subtitles? >> I thought we were doing a bit.
00:53:18
>> Go ahead. So I'm >> kid asked teacher if I could use the bathroom. The teacher says first you
00:53:23
have to sing the alphabet. Kid says okay. >> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U
00:53:33
V W X Y and Z. And the teacher said, "Oh, now I know my ABC. Next time, won't you?" And the teacher
00:53:43
says, "What happened to the P?" And the kid said, "It's running
00:53:47
>> down my leg." >> The coffee house Denver. >> Yeah, that's crush.
00:53:52
>> Go get the tickets right now. coffeethousedenver.comick rick. >> Yes.
00:53:57
>> Express. >> We'll put the link the ticket link in the description.
00:54:01
>> Yeah, >> we'll do. >> It's going to be great. >> But we're going to hide it. You have to
00:54:03
find it. >> It's right by the hi ho. >> Ah, [ __ ] It's hidden.
00:54:07
>> Which is what Mrs. Claus said to Santa Claus the first time they met. >> Mhm.
00:54:13
Oh, put the cans up. All right, so uh I I almost forgot to bring this up. >> Okay,
00:54:21
>> so I was driving like a little over the speed limit. I got pulled over by the
00:54:28
cop. >> Okay, >> my driver's license says uh it says here you need corrective
00:54:33
eyewear. I wasn't wearing my glasses at the time. I said, "I'm sorry, sir. Uh I have to
00:54:38
pee and it's running down my pants." Cop says, "I know that joke."
00:54:44
And then I forgot how the rest goes, but I will text it to you. Okay. Okay. Rel your podcast is number two.
00:54:58
>> That's why my podcast is number two. >> Mhm. >> Are you saying it's [ __ ]
00:55:02
>> No. >> Just But that would be a good [ __ ] joke if you wanted to stick that landing. You
00:55:06
should have just let that one. >> Hey, your podcast is great. And I hear it's it's not the it's not the best, but
00:55:10
it is a number two. >> Heard your podcast is doing well. Feels like it's running down your leg.
00:55:16
>> When was the last time you guys pooped your pants backwards? >> Yesterday.
00:55:21
>> Really? Or are you still talking about your love of the Beatles? >> I was clinching it and I I barely missed
00:55:27
I like 5 seconds in my eye. >> Yeah. >> Did it get in the underpants?
00:55:32
>> I ran into my room and it it just a plop came out. >> So it didn't get in your underpants?
00:55:37
What? >> And a question. You ran into your room. >> Yes. >> Not the bathroom.
00:55:42
>> I went into the room where the bathroom is. >> So the bathroom? >> No, I entered the room. Plop and then
00:55:46
bathroom. >> You pooped. >> Got it. >> Exactly. >> I have a funny story about
00:55:51
>> But 5 seconds just I just needed 5 seconds >> and God didn't give me that.
00:55:56
>> Were you delaying it? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I like that feeling.
00:56:00
>> Did it get in your underpants >> a little bit? Yeah. I want to tell you, speaking of
00:56:04
ex-girlfriends, I was dating a girl who uh lived in London and my mom always wanted to go to London and flew her out
00:56:11
and this is her first time visiting and I was at my girlfriend's place and my
00:56:14
mom walked over from her hotel and she had to use the bathroom and she walks in, she goes, "I have to use the
00:56:20
bathroom. I have to use the bathroom." She had only met my girlfriend one time
00:56:24
and she walked to the bathroom and then she came out after and she said, "I had
00:56:28
a little accident on your rug. I might have to take this out." I had a little
00:56:32
accident on your rug and uh what do you want me to do with it? She had the the bathmat and my ex said throw it away.
00:56:40
But my mom, you know, took her started taking her pants before she got to the toilet. So, you know, so it could be
00:56:46
just a smooth sit >> and much like what Bobby said, it just kind of popped out a little on the rug.
00:56:53
>> Embarrassing. >> She wasn't. >> Yeah, >> she was embarrassed. I don't know if
00:56:58
she'd love that I said this here, but I do have an animation. >> Oh, Ricky, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
00:57:04
>> I CAN HEAR HER. >> That's on. >> Ricky, >> let me ask her if it's okay if I talk
00:57:10
about it. Oh my god. >> She'd be [ __ ] living. >> God, please don't.
00:57:12
>> She going to be so >> I got to talk to her now. Please don't.
00:57:16
I don't want to. >> Hi, Mrs. Glassman. >> Yeah, I like that. Put her on. Mama, I'm
00:57:24
on uh the podcast with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino, and we were talking >> Hi, guys.
00:57:30
>> Hi. >> Bobby. >> Hello. And we were talking about the last time we pooped our pants. And I was
00:57:36
wondering if I have your permission to talk about when you pooped uh in London on the rug.
00:57:43
>> Sure. It's such a happy, mature story. I'm very proud. >> Also, we
00:57:49
>> you could bring >> Will you ask dad a quick question? Didn't dad get pulled over recently and
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they said that he needed his glasses? Dad, what happened? >> Well, he looked at my driver's license
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and he said it's it says you need glasses and I said I have contacts. >> I thought that's what happened. All
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right. I love you, Dad. Talk to you later. >> All right. >> Love you.
00:58:12
>> I love you, >> Bob. Show them the trophy that I gave you. Show them the thing that I got from
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Howie Mandel for you. This was a gift. Pretty cool. You like mosquitoes? >> You ever gotten one of those?
00:58:24
>> No. I love mosquitoes. >> How he gave it to me. >> Really? How he did? He loves mosquitoes.
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>> I actually stole it from his studio for you and he told me not to take it and I
00:58:31
did anyway. He was really upset, Bill. >> Yeah, but he does that [ __ ] He [ __ ]
00:58:34
with us all the time. So, I figured I should [ __ ] with him on your behalf. >> Yeah. So, how this is mine forever.
00:58:38
>> He actually said, "Is Bobby still mad at me?" I said, "You better believe it."
00:58:41
>> Yeah. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Good. >> He thinks we're still mad.
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>> It's fun. >> Well, you are. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But yeah. So, I stole that and he asked
00:58:47
me he asked me to not take it and I did. >> Okay. You got to talk because I gotta go. All
00:58:55
right. Do you maybe want to not do that by the microphone? >> No, it's
00:59:03
>> he it is uh um >> Exactly. >> It's a child, right? And we all have our
00:59:08
weak points. I know I have plenty. >> I have so many. >> But Bobby is really like he's looking
00:59:13
for candy in his bag of toys. He's he's he's probably his blood sugar is a
00:59:17
little low right now. >> That's his backpack. He went to school. >> Bob, say say um say goodbye to Ricky if
00:59:28
you want to go. >> I love you, Ricky. Um thanks for you know I mean um >> I do know what you mean.
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>> Yeah. Thank you for um attending >> our podcast. What a pleasure. Um it was
00:59:41
a surprise. I didn't know you were coming. >> Are you eating a little candy while
00:59:44
you're telling me? >> Yeah, I am. >> Or there's original. >> It's Milky. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, good
00:59:49
luck. >> Take care. >> I'm sure it's going to be great. >> You You reach your limit, huh?
00:59:58
>> I have I can't do this anymore. >> What do you think it is about resist?
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>> I'm completely out. So have a good time. You can continue doing it. You know what
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I mean? I'm just not going to participate. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Could I see what it's like to be like a
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co-host of Bad Friends? >> Would love it >> a little bit. >> Thank you.
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>> All right. So, uh, what we normally do toward the end of the show is we think
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of some of our favorite hopes and dreams. >> That's right. >> And we give hints to the other person
01:00:26
and we see if the other person could fill in that hope and dream. And it's a
01:00:29
fun activity to see if they know what we're thinking. But it also it lets us
01:00:32
feel like, oh, they're helping us with our hopes and dreams. So, I'll I'll let
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you start. >> Uh, something that I'm feeling right now is a need to be in a place.
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>> You have to take a poop. >> All right. Am I right? >> Yeah, that's my hope. I'm going to hope
01:00:48
I can poop. >> I also learned um from an ex of mine that when you're sitting on the toilet,
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you could take toilet paper and you could place it on your butthole or um if you're beas bung hole and you just corn
01:01:03
holio, right? Uh and you kind of press with your fingers and just kind of massage your butthole.
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>> Yeah, sure. And then also I shoot water up my ass uh with my bedet and then it
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pours out and I have to assume as it's coming out poop is coming with it. >> Not always. You'd be surprised.
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>> All right. Well, thank you for being a bad friend. Woo! Yeah! Woo!