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How Dirty Is Bobby's House?

November 29, 2025 / 00:58

This episode features a shocking story about a woman who went missing after cleaning the host's apartment. The conversation touches on themes of addiction, relationships, and unexpected outcomes.

The host recounts meeting a girl 25 years ago who needed money and agreed to clean his apartment. Their relationship evolved into a romantic one, but she eventually disappeared.

Months later, the host received a call about her being found in an abandoned house, having overdosed. The story highlights the stark contrast between their initial interactions and the tragic turn her life took.

Humor is interspersed throughout the discussion, particularly regarding the irony of her preference for heroin over cleaning. The episode combines dark humor with serious themes.

TLDR

A woman's tragic story unfolds after she goes missing from cleaning the host's apartment.

Episode

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There was this girl that I met 25 years ago, but she's like, "I need I need money. I

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don't have any money." I go, "You can clean my apartment." So, she would once a week, twice a week, come over to clean

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my apartment. Oh, no. What? And you hooked up with her? Yeah. This is a Seinfeld episode.

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One day I was taking a nap while she was cleaning and then I I wake up and she's

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like literally in my bed and then we started seeing each other and then months later she disappears.

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Stop cleaning, huh? What? Stop cleaning. When she started sucking, she stopped cleaning.

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Yeah. Yeah. And then I would get calls from her mom like, "Have you seen this person?

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Are you being serious?" I'm being serious. So, she went missing. She went missing. Months after that, um,

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I get a call and they found her in a an abandoned house. I'm not kidding you. In

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a bathtub, completely naked with heroin holes all over her arm and she had oded.

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How dirty was your house? [Laughter] She'd rather do heroin then clean your house.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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This episode stands out for the following:

93
Best pacing
Quality / Craft
85
Most shocking
80
Most heartbreaking
75
Most unpredictable

Episode Highlights

A Dark Twist
A girl who started cleaning ends up missing and tragically found dead.
“She went missing. Months after that, um, I get a call and they found her in a bathtub.”
@ 00m 31s
November 29, 2025

Episode Quotes

She went missing.
How Dirty Is Bobby's House?
I'm not kidding you.
How Dirty Is Bobby's House?
She'd rather do heroin then clean your house.
How Dirty Is Bobby's House?

Key Moments

Unexpected Relationship00:13
Tragic Discovery00:35