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badri patreon.com bad friends I honestly love you guys so much and I'm being real and
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I was I feel like I was being a bully this episode what are you talking about that to well then you want to make up
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give them a kiss if you want to feel good about the boys give the boys a
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kiss nobody's gon to think you're a Bully Now pal get in there for that
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one he enjoyed it do you see that I'm sorry do you feel better now
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my lips were a little bit open and then when you hit them together the saliva closed my own lips and I was puckered up
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too yeah he didn't and honestly there's there could have there could have been a spark a little zest a little zest in
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that gu you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an
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Asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're
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bad friends introduce Our Guest Bob all right I'll try man yeah um busing man
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you like busing you like bus boys I love restaurants bro you know you know you
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know what that the waitresses and waiters they get all the credit and the manager servers and servet exactly right
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but what the people the dishwashers and the bus boys they didn't get nothing just let me get there dishwasher bus let
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me get there and these guys are the busing boys and let me say something we got right here dude his name is Will
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Will what I come on will Arnette it's a city in
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Southern California here I'll take where is where is f no no no slow down south
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central Los Angeles comp Englewood yes will Englewood is willwood willwood we
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got will Englewood Taylor and Taylor Hawthorne Hawthorne no Swift Just naming
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cities all right Taylor is a city it's another city in Southern California any we got T well it's not fair cuz i' never
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met him before will comp and Taylor San Pedro ah where the Bell
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is ah I saw I saw Luen yeah what are your last name I'm sorry Compton hey
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[ __ ] it man hey dude sorry too much my energy yeah no no no it's good the shirt
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is good I'll go back I'll go back we we're colorful you guys you guys look like we usually look and then we were trying to look like bus for the special
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guest we're like let's be festive about we got excited you guys look great you look great so we heard that we couldn't coordinate this with you guys because
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you guys were at Camp did you guys did your boys go to camp we went to some summer camp what happened at Camp you
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know hung out with some boys what else do you do dude God hang out with a couple of boys relax did a little
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podcast with uh just you know grab everybody hey how you feeling you healthy you healthy out there size them
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up a little bit they were at Camp do you know where they were what they yeah right Big Bear Mammoth they were at
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Mammoth Mammoth yeah what were you doing out there dude our parents were away and so we went there for a three night day
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and we just finished we're back in town baby when mom and dad are away happy to be here the bus and boys will play you
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guys were at the Chargers camp today Chargers yesterday Raiders today yeah [ __ ] Raiders dog they're in but
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they're in Los Angeles they're in [ __ ] Vegas doy that's really good is that good that's [ __ ] really good
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[ __ ] Raiders dog what about me dog I'll [ __ ] eat some
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chichon what about me dog that's all it's me little homie so wait a minute what what the Raiders charger the
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Raiders are out here for Camp yeah the Raiders are practicing against the Chargers why don't they do it oh right right right no no the Raiders are
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practicing against the Rams yep and we were at the Chargers they did their thing we went to see the ra they were
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going against the Saints beautiful mind right now nothing's adding up any you watch
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football you know not big football's football guy he's a football guyb you're not you're not as much a football guy
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[ __ ] he is a football guy dud global scale Bobby what is your
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what's your [ __ ] de what's your do you have a sport I have many deals what's your what's your job life what
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are you into it's me little homie yeah we're actually you know all the little
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homies were based off of him yeah no uh what's up what do you mean like what are you into buddy this this is you and I
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guy dude I'm a jock dude so um you know I'm into like [ __ ] I'm into like soccer and stuff stop looking at them
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look are you I'll tell you who whoa what's up will hold on okay I'm going
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tell you another about myself wow um I know R gronowski Rob gronowski yeah know he
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thinks his name is Ram gronowski robowski I know Ser G and Jesus Williams
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uh I know I know and but I I I I watch I play soccer I I watch soccer slow down it's okay I'm not when you listen when I
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have Al doing it I know when there's Alpha Mills in the room dude dude when there's Al I feel like a I feel like a
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trap he gets so nervous I'm a predat I'm yeah you guys are going to Predator me
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you're okay buddy all right so anyway anyway I'm surviving dude fight and fight can we go ahead do you want to go go I wanted yeah I want to uh ask a
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genuine question go ahead dude were you fired up when uh uh Messi came over to
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Miami oh no to the MLS well I mean you know I wasn't I wasn't a real mad I mean
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a Barcelona fan I wasn't a PSG fan because it with the teams and I'm not an Argentina fan but I think he's a great
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player but no so I was not now if if you were going to say that like cuz I'm an Arsenal FC fan if you said that um Baio
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Saka was going to LA Galaxy I'd be excited yeah but you don't like the MLS
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yeah but if one of my Arsenal dudes came to America then I'd be a fan yeah but what would you do you wouldn't go to a game I he might he might make him a
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jersey first of all dude Arsenal was here and played here he didn't even go to that game he a favorite team was here
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tell you why from London can I tell you why course yeah yeah yeah hell yeah
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gentlemen because you said you give me ticket I did get you a ticket no you
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didn't but I gave it to someone that's you're a [ __ ] you go you you made
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I'm going to get box seeds we did yeah you're red red carpet whole thing got nothing you never called me nothing well
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I was just be somebody more important came along who is it yeah who was it Ken
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Jong okay that was funny well God I'm an easy crowd I'm easy no
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he's a he's a hardcore foot uh soccer football fan I I I am a football fan but
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that I wouldn't say that's my that's not your bag no no no it is I just think like that's not my number one I'm a I'm
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a I'm a baseball basketball guy really I can get behind basketball but baseball bro love baseball you got to put
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steroids back in it B baseball you got to [ __ ] baseball is the greatest nut cancer no question live sport to go to
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that you don't have to be at it's the best best live sport you can go to to not be at the best live sport you can go
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to and you don't have to be at you can just exist you catch a couple Innings you go get drunk you can Mill about you
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don't need to physically zoom in you can just kind of go as you please you don't
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need to pay attention the whole time it's so [ __ ] long you just take your time at a football game and a basketball
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I have to watch all everything all the time it's cuz baseball's not as fun of a sport no no it's no you're looking at it
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wrong it's it's more goofball going on you just go do other [ __ ] it's more of a thing that's happening while you're
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there I feel like if was the intention of other baseball games they would put some amusements they do at the park they
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do what do they do there's a pool there's a pool in Arizona Dodgers games there stabbings out in center field all
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the time you get to a knife fight in the middle of a Dodgers game nothing like a little read and react oh wa why does in football where
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you take breaks bro yeah keep it going yeah just keep it going stop commercial
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and then they're huddling what are you talking about just [ __ ] what to do next brother that's we're [ __ ] into
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yeah yeah formations form keep going dude What's happen next soccer soccer they just jog around the whole time boy
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they they jog around around the whole time okay they jog around the the balls
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in my let's try to kick it I tell that to Cristiano Ronaldo tell to him I mean I would if he was here how many calories
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does a soccer player burn in the course of a game on average more than more than [ __ ] footballers who whoa who whoa
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tell you that right now get your pracky in the fall brother average person Burns 500 700 calories per hour in a
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recreational soccer game 750 950 calories hour in a competitive one so it's how long is the game 90 minutes 90
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minutes yeah but it's always overage so it's so let's just say 93 minutes no it's more than that is it what's the
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other one the average soccer game is like over 100 minutes a game of catch 175 is more this is football what more
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soccer or football so soccer is huh no yeah there we go football who's jogging nothing like two podcasts coming
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together try find mut this ising you're right you know what guys
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we're being too competitive this this is your I don't like it I don't like it because you came in with the alpha I was
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you mean he got nervous I got nervous Bobby I lit I want to reset I want to reset Bobby I literally walked in I shook your hand you go you this is your
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words you go oh my God what is that in my eyes and I shook your hand and I
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literally said been a big fan my whole life and that is true when you two went on went on the bus I was literally like
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[ __ ] man yeah where were you I hated having to tell him that y'all were coming on to another Camp I'm sure yeah
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had to be another camp or something but dude [ __ ] Comedy Central Matt TV was my [ __ ] growing up [ __ ] you being out
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there doing your bits doing the thing I [ __ ] loved it dude I thought you
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were what's up dude let's go [ __ ] man hey man no no no all right all
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right take your clothes off
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yeah oh guy that's good energy I love it you never did that will H did you I tried to right after you got done and
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take it however you want when I picked you up I expected you to weigh way more
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than you actually did I was expecting I was compliment it didn't feel it didn't
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feel good I was expecting to lift and go in my back area and I didn't have to do that at all n yeah because the outer I'm
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Hollow right but I just got a lot of skin got a lot of skin it's on all hel
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puppy bulldog yeah dude he's like a squash that's been scooped out
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muscle muscle weighs more than fat funny scooped out s so let's say this can I
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say something real fast I saw a clip that went online about someone chirping at you recently just got circled around
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again and you were teasing someone it was all over Twitter Josh Norman had to be was Norman yeah the arrow yeah why
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did it get circled around the internet again for some reason don't know people were texting me and they like man did you see this I was like it's like five
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years watch watch him you're going to like this even if you don't give a [ __ ] about football no I'm going to love it I feel like there should be a little backstory on this before uh we show
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Bobby so Bobby there's his cornerback his name is Josh Norman it's right there I see it him in the third video
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down J Norman what if Josh Norman's uh pause for a second okay so that's Josh Norman one of his like celebrations he
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pulls out the arrow and he shoots a figurative Arrow into the sky so it's bad like Robin Hood or legales like one
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of the red which one Robin Hood or legales who legalis is I don't know honestly when you rings I felt
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uncomfortable saying I know I was allowed to say that word I know but was it like like Robin Hood or
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legalist oh I think it was it's Robin Hood it's Robin Hood it's
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Robin Hood okay will played with him yeah he literally statues in his we were playing this guy these guys like December 23rd like right before
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Christmas and we're in 4 minute I'll explain to you four minute it's four minutes at the end of the game we're up we need to run out the clock to win the
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game I know that's condescending but there probably people that are listening that hey that's ex your baggage get to
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the good parts okay so the F so we run a play and Josh grabs
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Derrick Henry our running back and Gator rolls him and I didn't [ __ ] like that so after the game he's soaking on the sideline and I wa wait why don't you
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like gator Gator Roll well so that's not condescending I was going to explain that too but it seemed like there's a lot of fat not I like the fat an
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alligator ate this guy's mom when he was a child in front of him he doesn't like gator R I really appreciate ripped his mother to shred you don't know about
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this it was in the [ __ ] news oh [ __ ] dude sympathy Jesus a while it really
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has you my mom died from the seal roll your mom's still alive I know she's eating a seal right
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now go go ahead strong yeah so uh anyway so I go
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up to Josh after the game and he's soaking on the sideline I hey Josh and he looks over at me and I [ __ ] give him his own celebration to his face I
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said get the [ __ ] out of my Stadium this is and this is essentially what happened whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa so he fronts on
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him look at this barely Miss throws his helmet at you boop and you don't even move
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move take the noise out buddy you know what's incredible about this's a couple bumps shout up Ben Jones coming in there
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too Ben Jones breaking up wait back it up real fast the best part about this is he throws his body against you doesn't
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even move he boy look at this watch how look at how hard he pushes him it doesn't do [ __ ] where' the helmet hit
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it's like Gary Coleman attacking Hulk Hogan right I mean it's like what a guy
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huh I'll tell you what Gary Coran but will played with this Josh and he said Josh is [ __ ] awesome yeah I love Josh
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let me ask you why did you antagonize him though it's what I am I'm an instigator I'm a Nat I uh I like to if
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he was white would you have done it no just kidding just kidding Andre you
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didn't like that one huh buddy I got to tell you something that won't stand on this show I'm so sorry that's the Crux
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of this entire show I said it I got kind of uncomfortable and to see Andrew like he's a he's a country boy everything
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I've heard about Josh is a very bright individual well very sweet
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zest zest no I'm just kidding that a that ain't well not that I know maybe you know little zest little no I don't
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know the terminology zest please teach me say out loud well what's zest what does zest yeah like if you and I are at
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a club couple of Boomers we're at a club you and I look at each other it's the 80s late 80s little bit
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of right I'm at the bar these guys I know they don't get it they're Millennials what not 80s they're teasing
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us no they're probably born in [ __ ] the year 2000 I know and they don't how old are you how old are you I'm 40
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he's using terminology first off congratulations on the way you've aged not a lot of Gingers can say that at 40
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you look you flirt with me right now live show saying brother I'll [ __ ] kiss that mustache right off your [ __ ] face mid-30s at the most oh boy
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I'm 92 that sound actually Bobby died twice the Asian Community the Asian Community
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does a fantastic job of Aging everybody everyone that comes up to us live at the show always goes man you
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look good for your age they all say that how old are you legitimately he's 52 you're 52 years old well 51 51 51 yeah
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and you know what I [ __ ] like a [ __ ] sewing machine all right and I [ __ ]
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everybody up here you know F you're going to try to fight everybody here sounds like to [ __ ] us all sounds like
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this has become a just tired of these guys from my town man what are you talking about these guys coming around
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your not just these guys but just in general man you know I'm say that I got I got you think you're the tough guy that owns this town I think so dude I
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think I'm good I'm the captain of I'm the sheriff in town which one captain or Sheriff I'm both dude I have two badges
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on my [ __ ] outfit wow you make the call yeah you come around my town with that energy dude I'll [ __ ] get you
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what's up word he say chill what's you you got to pick it on your own bud I'll zest your [ __ ] are we zest is he zest
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my zest is what I'm asking man you that sounds a little zesty sounds a little zesty yeah D I
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don't know my energy is a little weird weird today I had a weird day why what happened you know why [ __ ] you dude well
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I had something personal happened today that I can't talk about that was so devastating I had such a devastating day
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today so I cannot talk about it but I'm going to say that I've had a bad day and you guys came and you guys are really
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making my spirit so good right now and I'm so glad you guys are in my life right now and I'm thank you so much for
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see he's at the same house is he but he's wearing some weird Butler uniform right he's wearing a butler uniform
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right and he's just always smiling and it also on his lips you can see poo
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because he's kissing ass so much oh right wow and you're though the cat
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you're the guy he's he's just kind of like hello sir is it just these two men
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or do you see women inside the house at all no women good no women inside the home it's so weird my vision no women
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okay so late at night can you see into late at night when there's just the two men in the house what's going on there's a double King he invented it a bed a
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double king bed yeah a triple King triple King I just saw Triple king bed gigantic bad I get it right two guys I
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feel is it just two guys are in there yeah two guys making the bed what are they doing are they cleaning up in the room yeah cuz something happened what
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happened moisture moisture there was things that went all over the sheets condensation
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maybe very go Blood come okay pause okay no I don't know this is your vision I
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don't what I just see yellow red and white moisture
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yellow red what's the yellow from wait a minute time out yeah yellow red and
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white is it me and you are at their house oh no we're there oh my God that's
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what yeah that's just us at his house we're like this you know what Andrew no I don't think this is my house I think
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this is your house your calls are coming from inside the house my God this is your house it's a painting of you two
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you don't even live there we're not even there it's you and I holy [ __ ] dude wow
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I see your future oh tell me do you want me to tell you about your future wait hold on yeah why do you have to take
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your hat off cuz I want to make my hair nice oh for your future for my future oh please give him his future you're in
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Southeast Asia I'm seeing southeast Asia right now and they just go down and there seems like buildings and buildings
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and they go straight up in the air yeah yeah wait is it nighttime daytime no it's it's dusk it's dusk right now DUS
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and there's two gentlemen three gentlemen whats and they walk into a restaurant three whites three whites to
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catch some Asian food and you're there you are
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working for the restaurant what's the uh what's the restaurant called yeah what's the call what kind of food is it I can't pronounce it I can't pronounce it I
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don't have I don't have that jur I easy I can't say that I can't do
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thaty is still there yeah guy great is it it's Fran Hardy own it's not a buffet
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is it a Chinese buffet very affordable though no it's extremely affordable it's French it's dollar Sushi it's not French
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it's not French Dam it yeah there's little pieces of wood sticks at every single table is it
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bamboo no drumsticks oh drumsticks yeah everybody plays the drums while they eat
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boom bo boom what's my future do can you see mine I can't that's for
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will knows you better than I do close your eyes and see my future right now close them what do you see yeah there we go will I see a bright Sun you your eyes
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are open then close your eyes yeah close your eyes you're looking right at me close I see
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you outside first of all the Sun and outside
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two things that are really detrial in my future I see Bobby he's yelling at you
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yeah that sounds right get in the shade get in the shade get in the sh get in the shade get in the shade there's
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a Island no there's not an island there's not an island is it tropical what's the scene where are we yeah yeah
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um a cave no we're outside okay the sun just generic get in the sh
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there a sunlight and we're outside you yeah who's all there just him and Bobby no I see you as well you're running a
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stand you're running a stand our friendship's gone a long way oh you're running a stand what kind of stand I'm running or I have a stand a uh it's a
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food stand yeah it says like uh Sun Bum sunb sandwiches Sunan lotion oh
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okay is that it that's it that's all I saw man your improv work not good no
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it's great I got to tell you your Visions are could I take improv class from you yeah I I'll [ __ ] we'll start
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getting after I would love to improv with you right now dude all right we're on where we where we here we go here we
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go right okay hey honey what's the cat what we yeah what am I give me give me give me show's over
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you guys thank you so much hold on everyone's already gone home are the two rules I feel like you don't know the
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rules you never always agree do you know what that means you low Tau me that you
00:25:54
said something I I class in high school never disagree always agree okay and
00:25:59
also add information always add information do you understand what that means yeah add
00:26:05
yeah add information add value so here we go hey honey how was work sweetheart it was great I had I had
00:26:12
a great day today did you get it the job yeah the job and also the
00:26:19
thing that told you to bring home sweetheart I I couldn't I couldn't
00:26:25
I couldn't remember what you told me to bring home see that's just yeah that's
00:26:30
disagreeing go you go to Taylor all right yeah go try yeah yeah let me I let me see this happen all right I feel like
00:26:36
that seemed really difficult I feel like that seemed tough you're going to do it yeah yeah hey sweetie welcome back home
00:26:42
Taylor what how was your day well how do I look how do I look not the best day obviously but here I am well you look
00:26:49
fine what do you mean what's wrong it was a tough day at the office you know Bill you know how he can be sometimes and he was riding my [ __ ] ass the
00:26:55
entire day to be honest with you I love to get that TV dinner that you like to cook all the time and just sit down and
00:27:00
watch the news I'm tired of you being so abusive I've been [ __ ] your brother excuse me I've been [ __ ] your brother
00:27:06
you want to know something yeah yeah I don't care I've been [ __ ] your sister so how's that [ __ ] my dead sister
00:27:13
your dead you dug up my sister and you're [ __ ] her Honey Pig you know what I like in the bedroom why do you
00:27:18
think I always like to you like you as me to dead fish you sit there and dead time you think I I'm not into that kind
00:27:25
of stuff that's me my brother I've seen his piece and you're it's smaller so why
00:27:32
why in God's name would you want to be with this guy right this different because it's different we look the same
00:27:37
we're twins you do look the same and he is a little bit smaller but don't say it
00:27:43
don't say it he's smarter than you no you know how I feel about my mental
00:27:49
state my cognitive fun we call you behind your back we call you stoopy poopy D you call me stoopy Poopy we say he's stoopy poopy that's funny he must
00:27:55
have told you that that's from high school who's this man you brought this guy right here who are you yeah have you ever heard sweetie who are
00:28:05
you you got to do you can't fail you can't fail oh my god well you know the
00:28:11
rules you know the rules dude you can't impra you have to take your pants off that's that's the whole rule around here buddy it seems like I got to take them
00:28:19
off you want the pants to come off yeah yeah yeah you got you got to be pantsless on this show no it'll be like
00:28:25
I didn't hit it past the women's tea I'll just go down to the ankles hey God bless but bro hey Taylor sir great job D
00:28:31
bro hey insane got spades man real good wow I don't know if that's actually how much did the bus cost, Grand that was
00:28:39
the money we put it sorry yeah wait a minute you bought a school bus for two grand $2,000 and then we put eight into it so technically was also correct wait
00:28:46
you put eight grand in yeah into outfitting it with everything but two grand where did you find a $2,000 bus just in the back gravel parking lot God
00:28:52
[ __ ] Tennessee huh Tennessee got to love it you know when I went you guys should move there no no why uh he's he's
00:29:00
liberal no I'll get I'll go down the list I'll go down I'll go he's liberal that's so you're not you're you're wrong
00:29:05
about that you're wrong about that what do you mean tell tell me why what I'm not a little am I not a little a little
00:29:11
I would say you're in the middle I am definitely a Centrist yeah yeah I'm a cist as well yeah we're definitely Centrist we're cist you guys are smart
00:29:18
using a word like that around here that's pretty wild what's a
00:29:23
Centrist what's the core root of that word yeah hey don't [ __ ] talk to my guy like that hey that was condescending
00:29:30
as [ __ ] but I learned something today but he learned something and it's all it's all about just saying having moderate political views or policies I I
00:29:35
feel like I'm a little bit of a Centrist I'm somebody who uh would you guys say you're centrists no absolutely yeah 100%
00:29:43
right down the got right center let's be real political view just a basic one
00:29:48
he'll tell you exactly how he feels uh the Mexicans build it and they will come build it and they
00:29:55
will come see that was the communication yeah there we go they were like I'm all I'm all I'm all about the
00:30:02
Hispanics dude me too dude they [ __ ] grind you ever see a homeless Mexican yeah no I I have actually I'm 34% me are
00:30:09
you really halisco Mexico yeah really yeah [ __ ] will what are you what percent of white are you uh 100% God bless 100%
00:30:16
white greatest country Dutch European German all of it European German mostly
00:30:21
German mostly German um wait time out why wouldn't we move to Nashville I'll tell tell
00:30:28
you um we don't have any family or every anybody over there we would know you
00:30:34
guys that's a good time all you need we know just you guys Theo barely lives there so we wouldn't see him he's never
00:30:41
[ __ ] there you guys don't see him court mcen court maau just moved there and barazi has a family so we're never
00:30:47
who are we going to see besides you you we can't bug you guys every day hey guys let's hang hey guys you'll get over it I
00:30:53
feel like if I move out there a pretty good you guys you guys ghost me yeah you ghost I sell my house I go out there I
00:31:01
call you guys hey I'm out here nothing yeah what do you got yeah I think we would have a great time hanging out
00:31:06
together I know but look at this it's the eighth day in a row we're calling you he I swear Taylor wants people
00:31:12
around him at all times okay I mean it's a hard way for me to get around that but for the sake of this argument I will
00:31:18
100% agree with him you're going to say yes that's true which you wouldn't you you wouldn't disagree with that yeah but I feel like it's s that I didn't like
00:31:24
the way you make me sound needy I didn't like the way you said I it did sound neat I don't mind being
00:31:30
solo I don't mind but I do enjoy people at the house I enjoy people at the house people being around where Hey where's
00:31:36
Bobby at you know where he's he's upstairs in the [ __ ] area should we go can we go live with him how many bedrooms do you have at your house uh
00:31:42
you could for sure live with Taylor a few I got a I got like four I think what was that dude if I but how about this no
00:31:48
nicknames no I I feel like you're going to give me a nickname you got to have a nickname hey come on Chopstick n no no
00:31:54
no see that's little odd job no don't say odjob either
00:31:59
golden eye that's a good PLL golden eye do you play golden eye on N64 yeah it's a fun game dude the best N64 is the best
00:32:06
console give me a nickname oh big that's tough what would you call me out there man
00:32:13
yeah I feel like a nickname it has to be kind of in the moment when something happens is true you know what I mean oh
00:32:20
it can happen anytime PF Chan for example oh okay fancy fancy PF Chang how
00:32:27
did you say how how did you say it he's he's from Spain he's from Spain yeah you
00:32:33
just call me PF Chang yeah that's a nickname yeah it doesn't even hurt what's
00:32:39
P he's taking shots at you buddy no Bobby you know what I'm not doing your movie oh wow you ped me a movie I said I
00:32:46
would do it I'm not doing it now well that's that buddy that's how that's what you get are you guys single what's the
00:32:52
situation he's married married married both married two kids on here one kid over over there so if I went out though
00:32:58
cuz I'm a single guy you know what I mean yeah you set me up or what no question dude you want to see a wingman I I am the best [ __ ] wingman he's
00:33:04
very good the best wingman you've ever seen in your life okay good I am just loud okay prove it yeah prove here we
00:33:11
are right now at a bar I'm a hot chick okay yeah yeah obviously yeah okay play some music play
00:33:19
some like a loud well no no no we have to I'm going
00:33:26
to have that actually play music okay play some music all right but but before we're walking in we're walking in Bobby
00:33:33
Point him out who is can't hear you who are you into bab [ __ ] of beautiful
00:33:39
babies going okay who white white white [ __ ] white [ __ ] you guys I caught
00:33:45
myself a little red in the corner ma'am hey how you doing I'm pretty good my
00:33:50
buddy over here he might not look like much but he is an absolute in the don't say I don't look too like too much
00:33:57
why he doesn't look like you much buddy the key to happiness is low expectations let's keep this thing rolling brother
00:34:02
it's condescending you going to be all right follow me Destiny what's your name Sheila Sheila
00:34:10
you come here alive you follow alive this is my first time Ino I'll tell you what nothing says Cabo like a hot Asian
00:34:17
man I'll tell you what like I said he doesn't look like much but you're in for something don't say that I'm Asian you
00:34:23
can't hear us buddy I know don't say that I'm Asian you ever bu the local
00:34:28
Mexican I'm kind of into black guys black guys I tell you what's second best cuz you don't see a lot in combo well
00:34:34
for here goes black Mexican white and then that's kind of it oh yeah he's
00:34:40
Mexican he's 46% I'm not Mexican it's all right brother we're going to get you home we're going to get you home so what
00:34:47
do you say one drink talk to him for a second i' rather suck your dick than his that's very nice of you to say but you'd
00:34:53
be very disappointed the tall stat is Will to throw off when you see this piece what move on all right
00:35:02
hey can I tell you yeah yeah this is the problem that I see yeah yeah go ahead
00:35:08
that he's out there you're working like a dog like a dog but the girls are still want to [ __ ] you that's the problem
00:35:14
that's the problem you can't have a WI a wingman this could looking that's a [ __ ] will you can't a 6'7 [ __ ]
00:35:22
Adonis wingman yeah no it doesn't work dude you got to have an Ugo be a wingman no you I will say when you were trying
00:35:29
to make that happen I was like man he's why wouldn't she want him I did I told
00:35:34
him I feel like I feel like we're in less like we're less complimenting me and more insulting Bobby no what you did
00:35:40
no that's not true but what you did was you were so sweet and cute and fun he couldn't even hear us yeah if I'm in a
00:35:45
club galado is that is that's her name that's who I was no who's who's who's Wonder Woman gadoo
00:35:52
G if gadoo walks up to me and goes hey my friend Kathy Bates
00:35:57
right I'm going to be like oh G good do and then Kathy bites I'm going to be like nah it depends on how much you really appreciate acting oh she's a
00:36:04
better actor she's a much better actor you're right you're right you're right you're right it depends on if you're a cynophile or not yeah yeah because I got to tell you gal gadell Mega babe [ __ ]
00:36:12
Kathy bats come on Legend awardwinning I mean yeah but if I couldn't do it I
00:36:17
couldn't do it will what what is that I feel like you're a better wingman whoa
00:36:22
shots fir that's tough yeah what was that and and will told you I'm a great wingman it's not about it's not about
00:36:28
who you're interested in it's about just bringing her along getting her at the table and then you ignore I get it that's smart and you walk away right you
00:36:35
ghost yeah and I just hand him drinks over the shoulder who is a who is a good wingman to you Bobby stop for a second
00:36:41
what what let me ask you something go ahead you think you're the
00:36:47
same don't do that Will's handsome hang on hang on are we talking my looks [ __ ]
00:36:52
you you shouldn't have this is bad in every Department oh boy what are you doing interesting what are you doing Bob
00:37:00
maybe you need uh to see a head head shrink okay you think so yeah because
00:37:06
you're delusional take the gloves off will what did I what did uh what makes me delusional I'm just saying you're a
00:37:12
good-look dude right and I I gave you respect when I went to Nashville did did I not did I not absolutely oh I
00:37:18
absolutely did I absolutely did man gave you respect right see what he's doing right now he's like laying the blanket over you before he hits you just slowly
00:37:26
the pillow but I'm say it right now okay no offense none taken you can't you
00:37:32
can't say the none taken for him that's his I will hey absolutely I absolutely did do it you can't say you can't say
00:37:39
I'm sorry and it's okay I absolutely you don't go hey I'm sorry but it's like a t ni with all due respect no offense none
00:37:48
taken you heard it here first okay I'm the first guy to do it right you're not the same what are we talking about are
00:37:55
we talking about he's he's a greatl looking individual he's the best he's a great looking he's the best in the
00:38:00
market but I'm but what I best in the market I mean dude this guyle brother
00:38:05
hey number one guy I'm not cattle I've literally seen I've seen I've seen women take shots at him flight attendance
00:38:11
while we were on the plane yeah yeah I'm very aware of the league he's in I'm just saying you're like oh it seems like
00:38:16
will could be my wingman that you would think that I'm on we're on the it would just be easier with you why we're in the
00:38:22
same because it's like um and I don't okay all right can I say something go
00:38:29
ahead go ahead this a free this a free room sit there Taylor Taylor just stay there Taylor please please please hey
00:38:36
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00:38:47
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00:41:04
I say this have at me afterwards okay but what I'm saying though is is that
00:41:10
it's not necessarily what the actual you know word angles what angles mean it's the uh the word do you know what the
00:41:15
word angles means yeah right yeah you in in every
00:41:22
angle on a coin great she saying if he's a coin and he's on a coin he's on the
00:41:28
silver dollar and he's on the what how many angles you H I have so many angles you're your accent fires me up yeah
00:41:36
that's why we you're good looking guy sorry you're I'm kidding I'm kidding you're great looking great Wing man it's
00:41:41
not the result that you're saying it's the way you're getting there it's the hey Will what I'm about to say yeah you
00:41:47
know what dude makes that's what makes itur that's what makes it hurt a little bit sure were yeah yeah because can I
00:41:52
say this too I don't give a [ __ ] I know yeah you're on because you know what SE guys have it all they do right I want to
00:41:58
get mine too player oh so this is projected I want to get mine too player
00:42:03
oh so you're out of the woods I'm ready to roll look at you okay so it's like I love you guys dude but I'm going to get
00:42:09
mine this is this is like if this is like if they remade ET
00:42:17
today [ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you they would cast you as ET 100% yeah yeah cuz you
00:42:23
phone home let me see your phone home phone home oh I back you're right dude I am ET but by the way who is who is the
00:42:30
best wingman you know say it go ahead you are yes I'm your greatest Swingman I'm your greatest sng Carlos [ __ ] you
00:42:37
I've hooked you up with girl be cool no it's fine all no you haven't you're a sabotager that's insane please don't
00:42:43
tell the look at these these guys dude I'm going to say this if men were were
00:42:50
if you can manufacture men in a factory you're not even the same Department this is like the grade A I know compliments
00:42:57
going you're the same no you're in the same like grade A like this what floor are they on they're on like the fourth floor no they're in like a basement
00:43:04
because it's like private oh you need security codes to get to these guys where do they make Carlos in a different
00:43:09
country somewhere deep in Mexico we out sourced him to China yeah yeah yeah they don't give a [ __ ] about this right yeah
00:43:15
yeah yeah but it breaks down in a year there's no there's no warranty or nothing not no warranty at all on this
00:43:20
guy yeah no wary at all I don't I want to return him before we [ __ ] break the year so anyway the same
00:43:27
about fancy what about fancy where's he made in space I knew you were going to say that remember Star Wars the
00:43:34
porks you remember the pork I never really seen St all right so there was a bird called por show this right right
00:43:39
he's a pork yeah yeah that's fancy that's fany right there at same same body loving and fluffy part he had to
00:43:46
Google that for you sucks like you were just typing your way into an insult that is [ __ ]
00:43:52
terrible you know what guys I'm sorry I was being aggressive you know will let me say let's start over hey make I love
00:43:59
you guys dude I love you guys and thanks for coming here awesome and I think this has been a magical time I've had a great
00:44:04
time I really have I mean some lows but I don't think most I think it's mostly I
00:44:10
think I'll yeah yeah I think there's a good combination gu why don't you why don't you give this is hey this is a nice little hey and a matter of fact
00:44:16
them them you getting to show off your improv skills it was fun to watch why don't we
00:44:23
do why don't we take some time here for you to really get to know the boys that's right that's right okay without any attacks that's right that's right
00:44:29
why don't you and ask them something that you really want to know okay that's right that's right yeah yeah yeah so we can so we can feel like they're more at
00:44:35
home in our home they invited us into their bus lovely that's right that's right cheerful sweet people you know I
00:44:42
will okay so go on okay fire away Bob I will okay so um us three we're in the
00:44:48
same platoon in Vietnam where the [ __ ] am I you're dead oh yeah yeah that makes perfect sense and we don't even talk
00:44:54
about you m really yeah yeah you guys don't even no am I laying near you you
00:45:00
died in the first campaign you sent me out early yeah yeah yeah no you were just like wandering around and you got
00:45:06
shot in the head anyway we don't know know where your body is thanks man oh you want to be included yeah man what the [ __ ] yeah I want to be [ __ ]
00:45:13
included I thought it about these guys get I already know you yeah go ahead I thought you were going to ask us a question and it seems like we're going
00:45:19
back in just got to you're right you're right you're
00:45:25
right you're right nightm is coming back around now we're always in Playland over here this is a fantastic time here okay
00:45:32
here's a question for you then okay so if uh let's I want to talk about
00:45:38
friendship okay if Will came to you and goes Taylor [ __ ] I was a little drunk
00:45:43
last night I was on a dirt road I hit somebody right I think they were illegal I don't know I don't with the body well
00:45:50
that does change things it I know it does yeah yeah yeah um and um you know I
00:45:55
dude I was drunk you're the only one I'm I'm telling if the cops come can you
00:46:01
back me up and lie for me I was with you well that's the easiest I would absolutely yeah I'm thinking like when
00:46:08
is it going to get a little hard going difficult like I if the cops came to me we were out all night there would be no
00:46:14
I friend came into town and we actually tried to help him get a girl and I struck out but thank God for you you
00:46:19
helped to be the wingman okay another layer another layer go ahead go ahead I would literally be like hey I [ __ ]
00:46:24
hit somebody and they're dead and will I would say I lit say I this is what I would say I would say well how do
00:46:30
we get out of it the cops are coming wow I'm going to literally you're going to have to lie to them for me okay check
00:46:37
this out but's is in your freezer yeah I don't know why never make it to
00:46:44
my freezer dude oh it's a private freezer well I mean these got some freezers oh oh he's got several
00:46:50
freezers I don't think I think have one freezer Freez one situation you
00:46:58
got I got a whole Factory for L listen up boys here we go godamn I don't know who
00:47:04
I believe at this point yeah now will we caught you going you know going over to
00:47:10
Taylor's house first thinging in the morning there security footage of it what were yall doing over there hey Sheriff Johnson you need any help no I I
00:47:17
got this one wrong let me take care of it for now can you call me private young Wong listen up private Wong back to the
00:47:23
vehicle all right I'll back I'll tell I'll see wait wait wait
00:47:29
w hey hey hey Sheriff go get me something to eat what would you like man
00:47:34
I'm sir sir good boy sir good boy I'll give you
00:47:40
massage later sir good boy I I'll get you whatever you want thanks W bye bye
00:47:48
bye I'm going to say this I want to say this imagine if the details were worse
00:47:54
than that if you called him and you go brother hit someone last night took it upon myself to dismember the body
00:47:59
already there's stuff all over the place I need you to help me hide all these
00:48:05
body parts are you doing that no question Parts everywhere it's a mess I would here's what I would do yeah I
00:48:11
would meet will wherever he was at at that moment I would find all the body parts I'd figure out how many kid bar I would figure out how many body parts
00:48:18
there were yeah and then I would I'm parting after I dis him he's parting after I would strategically place a body
00:48:25
part in the to where when you looked over on a map of Nashville it would say [ __ ] you who That's How Strong I would
00:48:32
[ __ ] not only save will but I would taunt the police as well how long have you guys been close like this not long
00:48:39
no 20 2018 I'm so envious of your
00:48:46
relationship Bobby can I say something go ahead
00:48:52
buddy I'm so envious of your relationship this is good because this
00:48:57
piece of [ __ ] I'd be prison he would me he would [ __ ] my life
00:49:05
up next on Magnum PI was that a good ad for Magnum PI yeah
00:49:11
but you just made fun of my acting yeah can I tell you something that's not Magnum PI acting yeah kind of is that
00:49:16
was HBO that felt like Magnum PI acting Am I Wrong what you think definely
00:49:22
[ __ ] daytime TV yeah yeah I didn't buy that you needed teer to come out yeah I was getting there you [ __ ] but
00:49:28
it's not all the way there that's daytime TV you didn't get it there all right anyway I you want to call from Max
00:49:34
would hey would you guys not do that for each other yeah he knows the [ __ ] fact there's no way I mean he would go he would be like
00:49:42
this is what you need to do go to the police say I mean let's be real go to
00:49:48
the police right say just be honest with them I'll call Theo to replace you for a
00:49:53
while yeah and all of a sudden I'm I'm going to try he's he won't even show up to court I show I show up for sentencing
00:50:00
for sentencing well yeah and I go you're on to give him the max yeah yeah yeah I mean that's the kind of relationship we have but he does we don't have that and
00:50:07
I I'll be honest with you I [ __ ] love that that is not true we would we you would never do that bury a body with you
00:50:13
yeah be real think about it you want what happened today I know when we
00:50:19
have okay that's what I thought okay you guys want to talk about yeah can you no
00:50:26
do you want go ahead Bobby this is a safe space but go ahead you own you own
00:50:31
all of this creative you have the creative freedom to cut whatever you want and we do your Spaniard will do whatever you say I've told you I would
00:50:37
do anything for you you know SE and you can keep a secret I've told I I've been
00:50:42
so close I've got you can keep you want you want to talk about it Bobby and I have known each other for 15 some odd
00:50:47
years 16 years I've brought him to we've gotten him through rehab three times I've been there through all the pain
00:50:54
haven't I pain a lot of The Strife a lot of things I hold dear that he says please don't tell
00:50:59
anybody not a Soul Protected him helped him loved him nourished him cherished
00:51:05
him so don't do this that I wouldn't do that for you don't do that that's not true it's a body it's different well how
00:51:11
okay first of all is it a guy or a girl how old is it how heavy is it oh the
00:51:17
body well yeah oh it's like a 400b like 600 PB life guy he was one he was an
00:51:22
actor on that show on my 600 pound life yeah yeah yeah and he never got the operation Dr No said we we can't do it
00:51:28
buddy there no way we can do it yeah so he's just you know I just stepped on
00:51:34
him Bobby would you do it for Andrew no no no goison that's strong of
00:51:41
you to say can I ask you hypothetical situation rul the rules are different in in Tennessee I'll give it to I'll give
00:51:48
it to Andrew because I feel like you would answer this question very easily guy breaks into this place right now
00:51:53
yeah runs in kn knocks out our boys in the back puts a gun to Bobby's head he says if you don't [ __ ] suck this guy
00:52:00
off right now what you I'm sucking who no he's sucking you if you don't suck
00:52:06
this guy you can't throw that stuff around he loves sucking that's why I I was ask you not suck okay I quck suck
00:52:12
that's how n was yeah you don't even need a gun yeah
00:52:18
just do this [ __ ] you do a finger gun to this guy
00:52:23
he's sucking dry so go ahead there's a gun to your head yeah so you don't have to suck okay they say you got
00:52:30
like me and Will are out we're just sitting here like oh my God and he's like who's this guy's friend you're like I'm his friend yeah he says you got to
00:52:36
suck his dick or he's going to blow his brains out I have to suck him where the guy's going to kill him yeah oh [ __ ]
00:52:43
well if you guys are here legitimately if you guys were here he he wouldn't do
00:52:48
about if you were you weren't here he would do it if let me if you guys weren't here I would do it but also I'd want to put it on patreon oh that's
00:52:54
right want to get get some but what I would really do is I'd go down right I'd go down like I was
00:53:00
going to do it and I'd sing our little song our little code fight song cuz he knows our little can you can you give me
00:53:05
a taste of
00:53:15
it and then we then immediately beat the [ __ ] out of that guy turn the gun on him
00:53:21
and you know what we say now you got to suck both of us and that's also going to on patreon right a double a triple suck
00:53:28
now now reverse go ahead guy comes in puts a gun to his you got to suck and I I have to suck and what I would do you
00:53:34
know what I would do I would suck will first just let him know what's coming
00:53:41
that's how he would suck wil then he would suck the gunman the gunman would kill himself yeah yeah yeah so it's like
00:53:48
yeah he'd flip it on himself I'm not gay man I don't know what we're saying you listen I'm a man dude you want I'm good dude can I ask a question go ahead my
00:53:55
God yeah who honestly do you guys think is a better actor between the two of
00:54:01
you that's not that's not a uh it's not a [ __ ] it's not close no
00:54:07
I'm just saying it's not that's we're totally different that's not how you feel though no what do you mean we're totally
00:54:13
different you you offer things that I don't I couldn't do and I offer things that you couldn't do like what but that's not how you feel though what does
00:54:18
he offer that you don't have he's good ethnicity he's good at so okay what I'm
00:54:24
good at is if somebody gives me a script I'm good at like seeing it and jesting it learning the lines learning the lines
00:54:31
becoming the character I'm not doing your movie and Bobby's good
00:54:38
at showing being there and and and and uh and and do you know what you're doing
00:54:43
right now dud doing yeah you know what you're doing right now dude it's blasphemy it's uncalled for Bobby's a
00:54:48
great actor categorically he knows I'm kidding categoric no no no he's a great he's a wonderful he is actually a very
00:54:54
good actor I don't I think we're just two completely different guys also just can I say this I know what you're trying to do Taylor
00:55:00
if I can tell you that pretty smart right but um look at my IMDb yeah what I
00:55:06
tell you hey what I tell constantly work dude he did so I don't know what you're trying to do the wrench in the [ __ ] engine I'm saying that I continue to
00:55:13
work do you think all right so um here's here's what's happening again you're projecting again you're projecting again cuz I'm trying to learn yeah I don't
00:55:19
like that photo get that photo off that's a good photo of you that my favorite thing very early 2000s yeah exactly I don't like it the fwk what are
00:55:26
those three words at the top above the photo what actor writ or director what writ or director what have you written
00:55:31
or directed I've written my life and directed my life to this moment yeah
00:55:37
yeah what's the Box Office return nothing on any of those nothing nothing so far he's been killing it let's pivot
00:55:44
on that categorically okay enough Bobby in the Asian Community where would you rank
00:55:49
yourself are you top five what are we doing what are you trying to do the white Community where do you
00:55:56
3,695 it's a much stronger category that high 3, 3695 point that I'm who I am all
00:56:05
right listen Taylor listen I love you will and I get I understand will no honestly will dude let me say something
00:56:13
when it Go boils down to survival dude you and I have it and we will beat these guys out and we will be the winners
00:56:20
remember that absolutely right and we're going to look at each other and we're going to go we got them okay we're on a
00:56:25
team now is that what you're saying dude let's do a competition let's break let's break off you and I do a podcast him and
00:56:32
I do them do do a podcast oh you don't like it no no no
00:56:38
that was that wasn't a look of of no you got to move to Nashville buddy okay so
00:56:44
you'll do it yeah all right I honestly I think uh you can mix and match any any of this we canch it don't you think now
00:56:51
how are your employees that work with you guys those guys are all steel vaults they wouldn't [ __ ] say anything to anybody about anything would they who do
00:56:56
you think would snitch who's the first snitch out of that crew yeah which one of the guys bring out bring him out let's
00:57:03
compare honestly like what we have and what they have but let's see if they can let's see if they can get so they can
00:57:09
get on camera over that way in front of the producers yeah let's see who we think would snitch all right I'll Jesus
00:57:16
[ __ ] what the bring 14 how you get these guys what store did you go to because
00:57:21
hell yeah boys stay strong okay you ready We R in a great scouting Department yeah I've got this figured
00:57:27
out okay who's the biggest NCH okay far left that's your lawyer right yeah that
00:57:33
is your accountant and or lawyer or manager how much we we would buy them for like they was like they were slaves
00:57:39
that's a second time today yeah okay so here we go I love the extreme how what's our budget how much money our budget
00:57:45
slaves we got buy 10 grand 10 grand right so we're both just make it $10 I I
00:57:50
this1 hang on hang on what work do you need done are we talking manual different job lot of stuff to do around
00:57:56
we talk manual labor yeah U For Laughs how about this guy 45
00:58:02
cents I trust me it's tough taking it's tough taking you got to sit there Stephen and take other dude I'm sorry
00:58:08
that was so mean give me a hug man very me welcome to my building so so mean
00:58:14
dude you're $3 you know that right you say you're check this out dude
00:58:19
what go ahead two bucks a guy you go two bucks a guy
00:58:25
guys you know I mean that's I treat everybody behind their back yeah I treat him worse but right away you know the
00:58:31
one thing I have this guy's got a lot of stuff in his pockets I don't know if he's trustworthy or he's busy I I I was
00:58:37
going to spend four bucks on him that was a $ four doll guy yeah yeah yeah I got to tell you this guy right here with his arms crossed that guy and that guy
00:58:43
right there those two are worth the are to me worth the most why because this guy can kill people that guy can murder
00:58:50
humans and this guy knows what to do with it do you understand this guy can make bombs huh huh he's made bombs yeah
00:58:56
yeah he's made bombs yeah you can make bombs dude huh he's got the brains and he's got the buff but you know what I'll make money with this guy this guy yeah
00:59:03
$8 a pay spend I got to be honest with you about this guy what what do you do on the show Stephen he just did the same thing to will that he just did to you I
00:59:09
want you to know what did I do you just said 45 cents you felt bad so when you went back you went to eight that's right
00:59:15
that's called that's essentially you're an AB you're an abusive person you're an abusive human being emot is it the same
00:59:22
thing to otally abusive you're right dud you're right would be a good thank you boys I appreciate all you guys the busing boys they do have a real good
00:59:30
crew crew you know who would be a phenomenal golor yeah I'm trying uh is
00:59:35
like a two truths and a lie type of thing so you I'll say two truths and a lie I think you guys I'm going to say
00:59:41
something see if I'm lying or not I'm going to say something to see if I'm lying or not let's see we have to tell two truths and One Lie that's how it
00:59:47
goes I can't even think of a lie or truth or anything okay um I got it it's
00:59:53
all right I was molested by a guy with Down Syndrome I've seen this
01:00:00
bit but you don't know if it's a truth or not lie ni seen the bit sh sh and Ken
01:00:06
yeah but forget let's move on I'll do do got your [ __ ]
01:00:12
Library I'm a fan brother okay that was very funny too all right I was in the Minnesota Boys
01:00:19
Choir I uh I played ice hockey and uh
01:00:25
I'm a purple belt in Taekwondo there's two truth and a lie that's pretty good do you know the
01:00:31
answer I do I know which one is the LIE Willie go first
01:00:39
buddy the first one was a you were in a a Minnesota choir he wasn't listening yeah you weren't even
01:00:45
listening Minnesota Boys Choir yeah yeah Minnesota choir you're saying that's the
01:00:50
lie no he's say he's asking the asking what they are give him the three again
01:00:55
Minnesota Boys Choir I played ice hocke play plays ice hockey played ice hockey and then I
01:01:02
purple belt and Taekwondo purple Bel and Taekwondo who the boys I'm gonna say I
01:01:09
think who the boys and can I say this too if you get it right dude I'm I'm going to give you a leg
01:01:16
massage which leg both that's dude he never does both they're so ni that's
01:01:21
[ __ ] cool I'm going to go with Minnesota Boys Choir okay don't go ahead so here's where I think it might like
01:01:28
Minnesota boy choire see being in Minnesota they're in the same game I don't see but then he said purple he
01:01:34
said purple belt which all I'm like man he's just going off like Minnesota [ __ ] hockey racist of us to even
01:01:39
believe the purple the tawan oh who are we to put him in a box just say oh that's the truth wow you're good a Togo
01:01:46
box but putting Minnesota choir and then hockey and together the sport in Minnesota is hockey right but I don't
01:01:53
think you're from from Minnesota you don't that's what I was going you don't have it from Minnesota so these are all
01:02:00
very fight words fighting words huh yeah I don't know uh can you stand up and can you show me a hockey shot oh [ __ ] yeah
01:02:06
you got to show them what you do baby he played
01:02:12
hockey he played hockey cuz can I be honest with you yeah and what I'm about
01:02:18
to say might hurt but it's okay yeah you don't strike me as a very hand eye coordinated individual oh boy this guy
01:02:26
a this I let that slide but it burns it burns bad and it hurts bad and I know
01:02:31
this is weird cuz we kind of just met but that was a legitimate shot so the
01:02:37
hockey's the truth you know he's a video game which makes me believe that the chir is now true cuz Minnesota and
01:02:42
hockey play together I'm going to go purple belt and Taekwondo my [ __ ] cut dude you got it no way wow I swear to
01:02:49
God really yeah because I lived in Adina Minnesota my dad's from Adina Okay so
01:02:54
and and when I was when I was a kid right my favorite cofy player was um Dino cicarelli okay in the 70s right and
01:03:01
I I played hockey and I had a good voice so I was in the Minnesota Boys Choir I
01:03:07
just never took tawell sing us
01:03:13
something loves Hitler songs his
01:03:19
favorite every morning you greet
01:03:25
me it's been a while it's been a while it's been a while so B you came from
01:03:31
money yeah my parents had money when but they went they went bankrupt in high school oh0 wa no you're 50
01:03:39
something2 yeah you said you went bankrupt in high school so how would 08 be that answer wow you're smart 1908
01:03:48
1908 no uh so after turn can you do get play the same game do you guys want play do you like this game it true truth I
01:03:55
feel like that could easily get sponsored your EP should have been on top of that KN have a spons back don't get me started about these guys pretty
01:04:01
good G okay two truths and a lie so you're going to do it sure cuz I can I play or no yeah okay but don't say the
01:04:09
answer because you're probably going to know the answer I probably won't I don't know anything about him he doesn't know who I am yeah I really don't know much
01:04:17
um it's fun I used to coach Will Ferrell's
01:04:27
kid I lived for a short period of time in
01:04:35
the John Hancock building
01:04:44
I I've uh I've took a I've taken a [ __ ] near
01:04:52
the Eiffel Tower outside hey okay hey Andrew yeah that
01:04:59
last one bugged me because I thought you're taking way too long with this last one's obviously Al lie but then a
01:05:04
[ __ ] near the alha tower yeah yeah it bugged you because it tricked you a little bit no cuz it's like what is near
01:05:12
with the way this I said I took a [ __ ] near the Eiffel Tower outside okay I can I go no is but do you
01:05:19
get the you get the frame oh yeah yeah cuz you I don't know much okay I'm going to say the will FAL is lie his kid you
01:05:26
all right yeah brother will go ahead yes you're going to say the will farell one is a lie yeah do you know the answer I
01:05:32
don't see you guys are thinking more than you gave me what's yours you go ahead uh you said
01:05:40
the John Hancock building that's right where's that located Chicago Illinois Chicago Illinois how much where did you
01:05:45
start uh doing comments you can't ask questions like that man that's insane that's why I didn't do it that's why you should have never got up and did the
01:05:51
hockey shot oh well I feel like that's a fun part of the game oh you're I [ __ ] that I [ __ ] up they be they'd be
01:05:58
giving you too much information it's okay go ahead you can ask in this Nick game you can only ask two questions two
01:06:04
questions peration yeah okay so John Hancock building is in Chicago Illinois yeah where did you start doing comedy no
01:06:11
don't I started doing comedy in Los Angeles California yep and we didn't have to waste that question because he's
01:06:17
a Chicago Bear fan so that you already [ __ ] oh yeah so that's his truth that could play that's just Truth uh
01:06:24
but I can ask I can ask for each I can ask for each right so now I can no you're out though you can't get any more questions you just said two for
01:06:31
each for each yeah so now I can go to pooping you go to go to pooping yeah no no you get two questions in total that's
01:06:36
insane all right um was the first one again what was that what was that one you taught he taught kid I coached
01:06:43
coached will frell's kid what'd you coach him in you wait you get I thought
01:06:48
he just will can do it will can do it you can use it two yeah you already used this is your segment I you guys go
01:06:56
rules would you coach him in
01:07:01
soccer are you looking at my legs I'm gonna say I'm gonna say uh what is that what is that what the
01:07:08
[ __ ] is that go
01:07:14
ahead go go go what is it kids you want to go you want me to go you guess you go
01:07:19
I'm going to go with h coaching will frell's kid this is good good yeah yeah what is
01:07:25
it I never lived in the John hanock God and hey that is really good yeah
01:07:31
never fal's kids in soccer yeah I co I coached him when when uh when his kids my one of my first jobs when I moved to
01:07:37
Los Angeles was coaching little kids by the way he was like [ __ ] six yeah it
01:07:42
was little kid soccer at the park behind the fox lot and will frell Ryan Philipe and reee Witherspoon's kid were there it
01:07:50
was like celebrity kids I got it through a friend of a friend at the movie studio used to work at wow and they were like they need someone to coach soccer I was
01:07:56
like I've never [ __ ] played soccer in my life and they're like they're six I was like perfect so I coached a bunch of
01:08:02
little famous kid isn't that [ __ ] that let do more you guys got to do it you guys got to do it now by the way the
01:08:08
John hanock was a good seller that was a good pull because the the Bears thing and that was a nice pull from that too that was fantastic you want do you want
01:08:15
to do yours first I want will to do two truths and a lie fast um let's go I need
01:08:21
to think about something real quick think about the
01:08:28
um I went the bed until I
01:08:34
was 14 I won a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament in high
01:08:42
[Music] school I lost my virginity on the 4th of July I didn't like
01:08:48
yours the answer I won a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament in high school that's [ __ ] what do you want me to bed till I was 14
01:08:56
I lost my virginity on the 4th of July just mad as [ __ ] like what do you want me to [ __ ] do man good I'm saying let
01:09:01
me tell you something because I think with the LIE go ahead I get two questions you got to let
01:09:07
them just do their thing because he's not allowed to play he's he knows I guess he he he might because I low key
01:09:12
yeah yeah okay he knows too much so we only get two questions per person so I'll get one and you I'll get two you get two so my first one would
01:09:22
be where was the Yu-Gi-Oh tournament where did it take place Missouri no I mean like where my area
01:09:31
I'm saying like in a what in a warehouse at a school where was it Flea Market at
01:09:36
a flea market a wi really a flea market okay okay hold on
01:09:41
let me get one more question insane you already didn't you just ask a couple that's one I ased one but I said where I
01:09:47
didn't mean the state I meant like where did the tournament take place and like what a what room facility what what facility is what I me just give me a
01:09:54
brief example what how Yu-Gi-Oh tourament wait wait AEF example yeah no
01:09:59
no no hold on what are the rules let one more question let me get one more question let me get one more
01:10:09
question you son of a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] aren't you yeah he's a son of a [ __ ] is he a son of a
01:10:14
[ __ ] one of the purest kind this is one of the purest son of a [ __ ] this [ __ ] German son of a [ __ ] Nazi
01:10:21
[ __ ] son of a B I would say the other question I would want to know
01:10:27
is what was the first thing you said um it was the Yu-Gi-Oh tournament
01:10:33
no you pissed yourself until 14 he doesn't remember that one and uh lost my
01:10:39
virginity on the ju July we heard Fourth of July yeah I I believe the Fourth of July
01:10:46
virginity it's corny but I believe it yeah I believe that he's the type of white dude that would do he would and
01:10:51
we'll do I'll be coming when the fireworks are lasting off yeah it's America our freedom right
01:10:58
he's so the pissing the bed thing is the thing of me let me just see you know because it's
01:11:04
like I can see this guy's pissing in until 14 I guess I that's the thing I guess I
01:11:12
could too it's just an a for me the Yu-Gi-Oh thing seems like but you know what dude it's soic it seems like a shot
01:11:19
of you it is but it's also a specific thing and it's like were you a Yu-Gi-Oh
01:11:24
guy no I was not a Yu-Gi-Oh guy oh why' you say oh there you go there are the
01:11:30
pieces yeah there's the there's that puzzle coming I'll make my guess oh my god do you have one go ahead you can ask
01:11:37
another question if you want I didn't no I'm good because those other ones are um you didn't piss your pants until your 14
01:11:43
that's crazy go ahead because you wouldn't be a real man if you did that go ahead you didn't lose your [ __ ]
01:11:49
virginity on the fourth of July Yu-Gi-Oh was the LIE godam damn
01:11:55
it let's [ __ ] Market oh my God God damn it and you only knew that cuz I flex on the Pokemon badge yeah recently
01:12:03
yeah I but I feel like you've talked about Pokemon all I did was switch Pokemon and uh yeah Yu-Gi-Oh what's the
01:12:10
difference that's why I didn't like it's a [ __ ] difference yeah but it worked yeah but it also because I could answer your qu I could answer questions okay
01:12:16
okay it's like he did something so similar I was like oh oh right that's why he was pissed because you won a
01:12:22
Pokemon tournament Pokemon tournament at a flea market you [ __ ] so it's partially true he played he won a card
01:12:28
game disqualified go ahead Taylor disqualify will you sneaky son of a [ __ ] you did
01:12:34
you lost your virginity I think I think you're pissed I lost my virginity on the fourth of July no not a chance where was
01:12:40
it in my room your room it it wasn't that uh you invited a girl to your room
01:12:45
when you were how old 14 14 right after you stopped pissing the bed no when you stopped pissing the bed that's yeah let
01:12:50
me ask you something your parents didn't say anything or take get you psychology or something your dad didn't hit you or nothing it was the the only are you
01:12:56
talking about pissing the bed yeah the only thing was like we'd go to the doctor and the doctor would just say I couldn't drink Kool late after 7 o'clock
01:13:03
he's right though you yeah I don't he can't do it either all right Taylor give me two two truths and a lie let's go I'm having a
01:13:10
hard time having a hard time I know you saw me and the scariest thing is piss in your pants over at your boy's house like
01:13:16
when you're having a little slumber party you still PE your pass now now you still PE I I have before
01:13:23
I have before my latest my latest time was uh College you pissed the bed in col but drunk that's why no oh wow you shame
01:13:32
is there shame there no I'm I'm talking about it right now when you piss in
01:13:37
college when you do it it are you cognizant of it while you're sleeping like you you know you think about
01:13:43
pissing yeah I mean I would like wake up at the at the tail end of it and [ __ ] pissed that I piss I never piss okay she
01:13:51
he's ready I'm ready here we go I once won a Nintendo 64 Super Smash
01:13:59
Brothers tournament when I was 12 years old okay I kind of piggy packing go
01:14:05
[Laughter] ahead I did as good as you piggy bag
01:14:11
over 20 hours in flight lessons I've landed a plane 20 hours not that much I
01:14:16
get it go ahead and everyone's flowing assessa you know what I mean go ahead and I
01:14:24
proposed to my wife in five weeks of knowing her F the okay off the bat the
01:14:30
five weeks thing is true 100% there's no doubt in my mind he looks like he loves hard and he loves fast yeah dude 20
01:14:35
hours 20 hours of flight anybody can do 20 hours I think you and I have done seven I've done many yeah I was going to
01:14:42
say I don't know what it is the problem is the tournament thing sounds too close to home yeah like he's
01:14:49
going to get us again and be like I fooled you too yeah do you know what I mean yeah but to me the number first
01:14:56
thing the tournament thing Super Mario Smash seems like a lie but still I did that with it wasn't Super
01:15:02
Mario Bros it was super smash BRS Super Smash Bros Whoa We two questions how uh you
01:15:08
were 12 years old 12 years old yes what was the prize uh the prize was a $250
01:15:13
gift certificate to David Busters this is a lie that could be a true though no I can I can smell it D&B didn't have $
01:15:20
250 they only had $200 gift cards I remember okay
01:15:26
yeah go ahead what do you mean what's your other question for him so
01:15:31
um in five weeks when you you know you you propose to your wife what's so
01:15:38
funny what I just love you man why cuz I I don't know what I'm doing yeah yeah I know I don't know you're saying the
01:15:44
question just so you kind of can find it I'm trying to find it he's in the dark with I'm in the dark I'm in the dark
01:15:50
right yeah um so the five weeks did you did did anyone tell you that it was too soon uh we didn't tell anybody yeah he
01:15:58
did it out of blue and did she expect it do did she expect
01:16:04
it uh yes yes and no oh W yeah all right my
01:16:13
I'm going to pick go ahead he don't have he doesn't have 20
01:16:19
hours of flight lessons a flight time go ahead I say the plain things bananas I
01:16:25
still don't believe the five weeks okay so no on the five weeks yeah what is
01:16:32
it man I thought you guys were smart I literally piggy backed off him tournament I knew that was what it
01:16:38
was damn weeks you had it for a minute dog he really did I thought to myself you're
01:16:44
such a [ __ ] idiot not like navigating through essentially fun is I knew it was
01:16:49
a live 12 years old I had to [ __ ] move in the old Noggin for a second I was
01:16:54
like godamn what Sur that would have been iconic if you're like you just stick with they didn't have $250 they
01:17:00
just had 200 it's that one there's no chance I did think that would have been nuts I knew they these guys are [ __ ] with us God all right well here's the
01:17:07
deal the busing with the boys boys are here it it it makes my heart glow to know that you guys are here in our
01:17:12
studio after we came on your bus and we came on your bus and we appreciate you
01:17:18
we love you and the next time we're in Nash Vegas 100% we had so much fun in that City man the Ryman was one of the I
01:17:24
mean one of the best venues I think we've ever played incredible are you feel duped you feel Bamboozled again I
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feel he doesn't like to be lied to I I was lied to em also I feel like we lost
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we did there's some losing here what do you mean they didn't guess mine so I was good and they didn't guess yours either
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I guessed yours yeah yeah Taylor did oh he guessed yours TL said honestly yeah
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they won you lost I did lose yeah I did lose do we be honest for a second you're the only loser here Clos out then thank
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you for being a bad [Music]
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friend
