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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian
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dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're
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bad friends it's back to the old days it's the two you and I I have some problems with you my friend I got some
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problems with you my friend and my problems with you is I love you too much I love you more than I could ever love
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anybody and it's getting scary you're in my dreams you're in my thoughts you're in my prayers you're in my Daydreams
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you're in my mind look who came back Pete Johnny whatever your name is Pete is back on the show let's give it up for
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Pete coming back to the show than you guys man so happy that Carlos has gone and Pete you brought us Monster siiz
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slim jym um and this isn't a sponsor plug he just brought us beef jerky sticks for some reason yeah no as a
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present cuz I miss you guys and I a long time so you want us to Die Fat where were
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you I just where were you Bobby has this been busy where were you I I'm sorry man
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I did you need me you don't betray the family you don't leave the clan you don't leave the war that's not call each
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other a clan that's not good for me yeah least not I know last last time I said that online people got real upset I'm
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not in the clan I'm not in any Clan stop tagging me in the clan we're in KK we're
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in 2ks yeah only 2ks not three dude we're just we don't have the balls to get to the third we're clue Clan we're
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not cluing we're not we're not cluing it right now dude and I aren't Cluckers I have never I I've never clued anybody I
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W clux but Pete where were you because let me say something you you know in my heart I
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have a list of names that's in my heart that lives in my family which is in my heart and I'm telling you you're off
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you're off the list now I'm off the list what happened sounds like it and and no
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but because I it got to the point where I was like I don't even remember who that guy is and when I came to this
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building I'm really getting really sad right now emotional um I go who what is that fat guy going doing in
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here he's not fat where's the thi guy where's the thick guy go th guy actually Pete looks
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in the best shape I think we've seen him in yeah you look great I think you're just a bigger Big Bone you're big boned I I am good lifting weights people don't
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have bigger bones they do they actually
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do you look good I saw your Borderlands trailer shout out to the Borderlands Traer that came out yeah I watched it
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well just a little snippet yeah it looks good looks pretty good it looks like I think the movie's going to be rad I
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think it's I think you're going to be very surprised by the reception of Borderlands you think so I do it's a you
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know why why how big is your character there's nothing like this you know it's so funny
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that you do this me no him oh it's so funny that you do this right now at this
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time and in this age yeah the time of our Liv in the Time of Our Lives when we're feeling joy and we're Joy in in
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our own lives you have to put me down yeah you do and you have to put me in that fox hall and you get down in there
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you [ __ ] rabbit no I just saw Andre in a movie and he's like a protagonist
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it's like so cool okay he's comparing us you know what here's the deal I want to I want to say something to you fancy I
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saw you put up a picture of you with Matt re the other night by the way night and you did say I'm better looking
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yeah I think you might be better looking than Matt R you know how many you you're laughing right now dude you know how
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many people direct message me is going yeah yeah yeah how many beautiful women too so it depends on the context and
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where you where you see us no no no it's beauty is subjective is what you're trying to say I don't know what that word means I'm when I'm there it is wow
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drops El Roth Eli Roth put out a film with Bobby Lee who have thought one
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scene two no but I have no lines in the other one yeah my friend Charles is in town he's from England hello
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hello hello hello Jolly oing exactly but anyway
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um what you cackling that dog Jolly o England bing bing
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R the San Francisco tree hello hello Bing
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binging welcome to London England over here we lock St and two SM
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we do things a little bit differently here in England way you know what we do differently what do we do Liam Liam Liam
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what are we doing here yes Charles over here England all right we do everything wet anyway everything I think I'm losing
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my accent I think it's I think his mine's turning more Asian yeah yours turn some for some
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reason every anyway have you been to Big Ben
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have you bu have you seen the clock have you ridden on the gems anyway have you
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visited one of our pubs you've got to go get a shiper spy in a
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pu yours is just a dog I know a dog with Down Syndrome or something well no it's
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an English from from Essex it's a dog from Essex oh it is anyway
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um I don't even know what I was talking about dude we went on Borderlands oh yeah so so so Charles calls me and he
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goes hello I go hello he I'm in town from a couple weeks and I go well let's go have dinners well come to the shows
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you came to the show we had dinner you met himh and then um sure did and I'm sitting there a beautiful bloke
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beautiful broke just a thick handsome delicious looking
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dude I'm just going to do English talk so um good looking dude I love black
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guys accent I know dude if you're black with a British accent yeah get my panties all in a bunch man dude without
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him when I was in Budapest shooting it I wouldn't not survived that dude because
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he was your boy he was a guy that you know you guys were going out all time because you know dinners there's not a
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lot of guys that you can hang out on that movie you know like what other guys are in at Kevin Hart saw him once who
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else I saw him on when we're doing scenes every once I would see him like with because he was with like 10
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guys yeah he's like Jesus he's like Jesus so I had Burger King with Jam Lee Curtis one day what did she
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order oh one of those because I was with pen too from pen andella yeah pen
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Gillette pendulette in it man was he doing magic the whole time no didn't do magic once no no no magic which sucks
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yeah you're right like if you're hanging out with Paul mcartney give me yeah give me something hit a lick
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once in a while yeah tell teller should have been involved he' had done pick the whole time so I and then well I told you
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what happened at the river yeah but tell me what Jamie Lee Curtis ordered at Burger King the they have I don't know
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if they have it here but if there they have an impossible Burger yeah I think they do have it here yes so they she
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they got impossible Burgers [ __ ] boo boo boo boo boo you want to taste some Budapest cows don't you that's where
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you're in Budapest right yeah do you want to taste budap you didn't eat meat there did you me yeah I love the Budapest cow you love Budapest cow I
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love other animals so what did you frankly Burger King a hamburger no I think I tried to be impossible because
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they were saying it's like the real thing what we talk there he is look at that's a Budapest cow yeah and you know
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what you can do with the horns what can you do with the horns oh hello hello hello hello hello
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so um have you ever seen a Budapest cow they're delicious yeah why am I
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don't know what it is about that British accent I'm doing but I really it's a guy I see in my mind yeah you know what
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movie I saw the other day that like I'm like oh this could be the greatest movie ever made sexy
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Beast I've seen it so many times great movie right great movie and Sir um Ben
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Kingsley is exceptional in that movie you know what you know what movie he's so good in that scares me and is so sad
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the house of sand and fog oh yeah I saw that too incredible so dark it's beautiful great in the dictator but
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anyway I have a couple scenes with them but my point is um yeah just a little plug here's the deal you are very Hollywood I know the
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joke on this show is but you have so much more Hollywood stuff than me way more did I do a show the other night with
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Adam Sandler The Sandman yeah time did he ask about you no did he ask about you
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no did he ask about you yeah he made a joke about you what'd he say
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boy a Bobby up to that's a joke is that a is that a joke he said
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something yeah yeah yeah yeah did he really though I don't think he did yeah he why would he oh you guys are doing it
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good there's no way he want do yeah nice guy though what are we talking about oh yeah let's go back
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to oh yeah the um people in the movie so Charles I hung out with him all without
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him um I would have been so bored him and I went to Sushi together him and I you know would do things together but he
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you know the whole time I was like this guy's a very sexy black English guy yeah I really enjoy it he is a very sexy dude
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what's his last name bring up a photo so the fans can Swoon over him as well Charles what in charge bar Charles bar I
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for bar baroto or t to TU to padilly square get
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off walk around for a little vet no no that's not it is that some sort of
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English writer that's him where fourth picture fifth picture in right there that's him yeah look at how good looking
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that [ __ ] guy is Jesus Christ he's shakaz Zulu he's shakaz Zulu that's
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right he Shak I'm not saying that in a racist way but like no he's there they're doing a show they did a Showtime show about Shak julu right and he's
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shakaz Zulu say it right otherwise it does sound racist all right so let me just get that over again yeah go ahead
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so um he's he did a movie stop pointing at him more racist so anyway he's doing a
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Showtime show called Shaka Zulu uhhuh this is the problem with biopics and stuff yeah me and you Morgan Freeman who
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the [ __ ] could you and I play that's the problem oh my God I could play Kim Jong-un no you don't look like him even
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with a lot of makeup you don't have anything you don't have enough similarities him you just don't watch him smile watch he doesn't smile so
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you're already there it is now that's actually kind of close now
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that I see it again yeah um so I could get do that I could also do well let me
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say this if John Wayne can play him I can play him John Wayne did a great job
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genas Khan did a great job if looks like gask Khan but up John
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Wayne and gask Khan I don't think you're right dude he looks exactly like him okay so
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that d looks that's take a white dude on Halloween dude that doesn't look like you know he went to a really
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highend look at that dude trick or treat Pilgrim there's just no way dude now see
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what oh yeah go to the little thing with genas Khan on the the little statue yeah right there right there he looks exactly
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I you do he does look he looks exctly like him too let me try to do that
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though that's pretty good that's really good hello
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hello yeah so I I could play him I'd like to have sex with all of you ladies
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you know what you I'm D this katop by a pick [ __ ] you that's so
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[ __ ] annoying dude I knew you were going to go there something simple I love how angry you got I just don't know
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a lot of redheaded people in history there's so many okay Annie Little Orphan Annie I could play
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Ron Howard in his second in the second coming of his life oh Ron Howard that's right my bad or his daughter Bryce
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Dallas Howard I could play her but you could play that too I would I would absolutely love to do a male rendition
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of Annie with me with little curls in them dude absolutely love I wanted to do that too I would love to do that dude
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it's a imagine me all the same people AR but me it's a hot KN life you know me
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dancing around oh my god with your little Asian accent is a
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hard a hard life for us
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treated yeah maybe B away or maybe we were not
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nearby and I [ __ ] up the lyrics a little bit in the movie because that's what they would do and you know who would be
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uh what was the old [ __ ] Daddy Warbucks yeah you know who daddy warbook would be fancy V
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100% oh yeah you are bad little kids come over
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here yeah yeah look at him come here Annie give me the hug for the picture yeah yeah come on an get close to Daddy
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hbx that be amazing especially because daddy box yeah well what um who the who
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the what's her name the the the she was the orphanage lady who plays Hanan George that [ __ ]
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nerd yeah George Hanigan he would and he what's the song way I hate kids kids I
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hate them she sing a song right be him all the time running around cabinets you
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know so that look at her I think I would have I would have loved that orphanage I think you would have been I think she would have had an attraction to
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me you think cuz she gets drunk look at how drunk she is Miss Hanigan would have been all about the little Asian one yeah
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well I'm the only male right right and the and you're Asian toana your name is
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toana yeah toana shishi toan shishi to yeah and she's like get over here to
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shishi right come sit on Miss her's lap yeah and then I would probably make her
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go you you you like no no don't do it
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what don't do it do what don't do it I was going to say do you like Asian gummy
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bears and she's like what are you talking about right Ley favor
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okay right and she's go what let me try it right and then I'm going go outou
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okay uhuh why can't I do it I'm the kid yeah it's a kid and an adult yeah
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but she's just handan in the it's a scenario you're right how is that a bad thing now if I was Miss Hanigan I was
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saying that to a little person it's you know what it reminds me of reminds me when they do those like porno ads for like Peter and Lois Griffin online you
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ever seen that where they like animate May porn them it's insane Pete you know Pete's seen it
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yeah hey Andrew you know when you get cornered by that Aunt at a family gathering and you feel like you have to
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bend the truth you know the one who's asking like when are you going to get married I mean I'm already married why
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are you asking me how come you to go to college well because I'm stupid and for her it's not really about to listen it's not about listening or she's really
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there to judge you yeah while you have to grin and bear it with your family member you shouldn't feel like that when
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to our family today it's an unfortunate event Andreas assaulted someone in
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public the other I heard about it there was a fist fight at where were you Chipotle your new name is Andrea
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Zimmerman oh and that lines up new name dude so what happed did explain what
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happened to Chipotle these two ladies got into a fist fight just in front of me and I were they out of barboa or
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something what was going on over there there was a door Dash bigger lady try
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sorry what do you mean I'm making fun of their Heritage what are you talking about like like strong what do you mean
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strong black people are strong now dude I didn't even say how did you know they were black right you say he assaulted a
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black person no I said he just got he assaulted someone at Chipotle no you said earlier black no I didn't is she
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black just no she was oh [ __ ] I don't know why that was in my head then my God that's why I said Zimmerman I know I
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know what's going on it was not a black person she was Mexican and you assaulted a Mexican I didn't assault anyone I was
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just top a fist fight and I just got punched in the face by he tried to break up two girls in a fist fight and one of them knocked the glasses off his little
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[ __ ] ass head how funny is that oh my God some Latino chick smoked this [ __ ] she could tell you were Spanish
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after you did yes wow yeah why did I think it was black I don't know I have no idea man need I need help I need help
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not type of person yeah he wouldn't do that yeah yeah so and you got punch and then did she say sorry no no he was
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trying to stop the fight and they were like get the [ __ ] out of here was it two Mexicans give me the description here the other one was black
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mhm not the one he hit but there we go though yeah I know okay yeah and who won
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the fight really the black one it was pretty even it was even oh really yeah the the black one was 19 which is
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crazy how do you know she said how old she was she said I'm 19 I'm 19 how did that come out cuz the other one was like
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a grown ass woman you know and she was just beating on this 19yearold and the 19-year-old girl said I'm 19 yeah I'm 19
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wow were they arguing they're both Postmates drivers no what was a worker a Chipotle and the other one was a
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postmate dver Oh wait what you didn't say that so A woman that worked at Chipotle yeah she was even the let me
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guess the Mexican work the Poo no wow the tables of turn wow the drama this
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girl is just cleaning the you know the glass and then this posme person like it's like Bridgton you know what I mean
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you're like you know white people oh the white people aren't going to play in this
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movie you know what I mean yeah so yeah this is kind of nice to see there was a black girl a Mexican girl and a Spanish
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guy no whites involved in this crime right finally yeah I feel good about this mhm so wait she's cleaning the
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glass the other person like you know just walks and like hits her as she she just hit her
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yeah and then there was a lot of like slurt that's interesting dude wait a
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minute but but she just punched her and started calling her the NW for no reason no so she brushed against her the other
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guy said hey excuse me and then she went bks wow punching and and scratching her
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who said the n-w the black girl or the Mexican girl the black girl called the Mexican girl the n- word yes oh that's
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kind of wow they balance little balance no this is the equality that we wanted yeah this is equity and inclusion
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everyone gets to be a racial slur were there other people around yes okay so I'm going to say something where you
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[ __ ] up oh okay no one else stopped it by the way no one else do you why do you know why they didn't stop it I'm not
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getting in the middle of that fight no they want to watch it I know it's a free fight free fight you don't stop a free
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fight here at pay-per-view at Chipotle we're watching two girls go at it yeah yeah yeah so you don't stop what what Pete any of
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them hot no no they Pete pervert Pete sliding in sliding in dude hey were any
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of them hot hey was did you happen to jerk off to it later Onre I that was relevant
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don't you love street fights I love it but let me tell you something Pete hot women rarely are fighting and if they
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are it's not at a Chipotle yeah okay like coella or something yeah exactly they're fight fighting over VIP
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wristbands okay okay okay my boyfriend's back there yeah yeah yeah I sucked his dick first yeah look we can all suck
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whiz Khalifa's dick just get in line and when do they when do they stop
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playing when post Malong gets on stage mhm that's when they stop fighting have you been to CH COA Co I went let me say
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it right yeah I got it ever been to Coachella very good thank you I went to
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like the fourth whatever that was early on years and years and years ago when I worked in the music industry and I was
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doing desk work and they got us tickets in back they got us VIP who was playing
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D remember I love him he's good the [ __ ]
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he good yeah I mean second album was the best it was probably the best album he's ever made yeah yeah uh who was playing
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who was playing who was playing who was playing I want to say the closing night
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was The Killers oh wow I love that I think so I think that's right do the killers Coachella I think that's who it
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was was I've had one nightmare experience what at a CO at a Coachella yeah I didn't actually go inside what
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year was that what what year was this it's probably three or four years before right before the pandemic click on the
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image of the Coachella image do you remember when I did this can I just tell you what I okay 2009
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2009 that sounds about right so Kila wow it was a long time ago goz can you get
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us Coachella cuz I know CA reps people from the festival and they
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they have connections so I call C is there any you guys get fing backstage
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and Matt was just like I mean you're going to have to pay some we'll give you a deal but we don't
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just give out free you know what I mean yeah they do they absolutely do they do
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100% so I paid for no reason uh yep okay so anyway paid you're Bobby Lee I know
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they can't get Bobby Lee a couple of [ __ ] tickets yeah but no they wanted backstage VIP everything I think there
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was who do you think they give those to Brad Pit Bobby Brad Pit's not [ __ ] going over there yeah he's not going
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he's too busy they give him to guys like Bobby Lee see list celebrities that's exactly who VIP I know
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that's and when he says that dude and when he says that there's no shame on my part that's who we are we're cess
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celebrities that's who VIP tickets are for B listers don't want them cuz they're they're a little above it and
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a-listers me Andrew ver Troyer that little guy from Webster you know what I mean we're all back there dude me and
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you and little people that's little people oh yeah so anyway I I paid the thousands of dollars right and then the
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day uh CL Mak some phone calls and she go cuz I'm not going and she she comes to me and she goes you have to go your
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name is on the thing or whatever your name is at the whe call and they won't give it I go you think I'm going to
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drive 2 hours 3 hours into the desert at least with traffic with traffic and they
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please so now I'm on the [ __ ] 10 driving drove all the way over there
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went to The Wil Hall got the tickets drove back dude the power of [ __ ]
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compels you is that is that in Lord of the Rings they should put that in the
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it's in the Bible I think it's in Corinthians is in Corinthians power of [ __ ] compels power the power of
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[ __ ] it does compel you you drove to the desert if I was bleeding out right
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no no no desert you're dead yeah see there it is I don't even know I don't even hear their scenario you're dead the
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power of [ __ ] compels you the power of [ __ ] compels you the power okay it's amazing oh done drive to the desert to
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turn around and drive back well it was also Jesus money compelled me because I'm like oh I'll
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lose all the money that I paid like if it was free you don't care it was more
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about that poster you're right yeah cut it out the things I've done for it it's like I'll get you like as a kid remember
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I beg my mom cuzz this guy um our Kimo was wearing drar drar Noir yeah I
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smelled him he bullied me that guy yeah anyway I'd go where is he now I have no
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idea yeah exactly thank you we took care of it thank he he died he died I remember
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going mom can we get get get your car she puppy you don't you smell fight you know I mean but I went and got it anyway
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right and then 2 years later cuz I know ladies like it mommy can I get cool
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water cool water DAV off I dat it off right I went and got cool water you wear a little curve for men do you ever we
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yes every time a new one came out yeah and then even even my 20 I was 25 I would call my mom mommy could I get
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whatever I might be abber cromi Woods I used to wear that wow Polo I wore Polo
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sport yeah and then it and then it got funky the smells like you know M santel 33 yeah you don't like it yeah what did
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you start wearing fancy what did the kids wear in Spain I think B was a big one polo yeah yeah Polo what are the but
00:27:01
that's cuz you're rich is that why do rich kids wear Polo over there I no I don't what are the Pok kids wear over
00:27:07
there dirt nothing Essence yeah Pete what did you what did you smell like as
00:27:13
cool water you're a cool water water man huh what do you wear now Pete nothing yeah you have children if anyone wants
00:27:20
to give me a gift get me um Golden Goose the tennis shoes I like has a smell called vanice and they're always sold
00:27:26
out of it it's smells so good give me a bottle well I'll tell you what we tried to buy you yesterday but it's sold out
00:27:31
and I'm [ __ ] pissed about it I tried really hard you know I know what it is
00:27:37
what no the Apple glasses no they're they're available Dam no we can get them
00:27:42
no we tried to buy you the Trump shoes I tried super hard I actually went offline and tried to get them the gold ones I I
00:27:48
I was thinking about getting one I wanted you to get them they're sold out they're [ __ ] I think be worth something later they're they're worth
00:27:54
something now I know no but I did 45 My Guy Look at that Trump promoted $400 sneakers after 4
00:28:01
$450 million penalty in fraud case hey man you got to make it back somehow and
00:28:07
did it um sold out well he only made a thousand pairs of the gold ones and then
00:28:12
the other ones are now go to Trump sneakers.com I think is what the website is or whatever can you get me some I
00:28:18
tried oh size n I'm trying to get you some Trump sneakers if any fans out there have the plug for the T for the te
00:28:25
sneaks we're looking for them big time dude get Trump sneakers or something like that is the get Trump sneakers or
00:28:32
some [ __ ] I mean it's just they're so cool looking even those digital cars he
00:28:37
was selling them a couple years ago I was like I should have got some of those I know what are we thinking look at that
00:28:42
sold out official president Trump sneakers sold the [ __ ] out man damn dude
00:28:48
damn dude was a 400 times a thousand it's not a lot of money not a lot of
00:28:54
money for him I mean it's just yeah that's they're called Never Surrender high
00:28:59
tops wow so dope so dope dude somebody called them Insurrection Els that's yeah
00:29:06
ins those are pretty dope dude yeah they look like Air Jordan Ones they look like the ones wow anyway I mean you I mean
00:29:13
honestly dude this guy you you can hate him you can hate him you can hate him
00:29:19
you can hate him I don't you can you hate him I don't hate him I don't know him I don't know him either so how can
00:29:25
you hate him people hate him but those are Sho those are great shoes yeah those are great shoes man
00:29:31
also I don't hate them as much what do you mean well there was a time in my life
00:29:38
where I wanted him dead why not dead but I just he bothered me you know right and
00:29:45
then you realize that's a bad way to think about yeah about people and then um but in the last couple of years I've
00:29:51
grown to kind of like w you have to okay so I know I know I know like so you ask
00:30:00
your question why do people like him and then when you dive into why that's just
00:30:06
the and then you kind of you can latch on to some of those ideas yeah and then change your perception a little bit he I
00:30:13
don't want to get into it because I don't want to get cancelled but you know well you're not going to you can you're allowed to have an opinion yeah but he
00:30:19
doesn't you know Biden doesn't really um I like him
00:30:26
too you know didn't believe that for a second yeah yeah I like him
00:30:31
too you know what I did this morning de on yeah oh man you know Trump wants to
00:30:39
come on our show show them the clip do we have that clip I can s this wait send it to Pete
00:30:47
honest honest question Trump actually said he'd come on our show we have a clip of it do you have it Onre I have it
00:30:53
but for real let me ask you something and let be give me the real answer if he want wanted to yes you would do it what
00:31:00
would I have Trump on our podcast yeah do I want a billion doll deal from somebody I want to be Joe
00:31:07
Rogan and get $250 million deal yeah because Joe didn't get Trump yet right I
00:31:12
don't think he's been on the show but look at this I think he's funny um a
00:31:17
very funny [ __ ] and I know funny people say I am one of the funniest but he's funny too and if they ask me I
00:31:23
would do their podcast show bad friends I think it's called why not wow look at that funny China you
00:31:31
can call me China man yeah he bet you better believe he can I of course I'd have him on the show
00:31:38
you know how much fun we would have with that guy on the show I'm going to throw you some names say yes or no sure OJ Simpson of course you would of course I
00:31:46
mean I would make sure we we remove Rudy's knives from the studio yeah you're right I stumbled on
00:31:53
that joke but I got it that was reallyy good really good joke thank you who else so um oh Bill
00:32:01
Cosby I don't think so there's a lot of open beverages in the studio I wouldn't drink anything I wouldn't no I don't
00:32:07
think I'd want him around oh you wouldn't want him he's so [ __ ] creepy he's creepy he creeps the [ __ ] out of me all right good I'm just throwing names
00:32:13
out Woody Allen um I don't know dude you do look like a little Asian girl I'm a little scared of
00:32:19
that yeah that's more of a threat for me why no I know I'll just say I'll just put the pigtails on
00:32:25
B I think I would spread my little legs open love it we cut a hole in the desk yeah just
00:32:32
staring and drooling at your legs so so no woody no no OJ Kevin spy no yes to OJ
00:32:39
oh yes OJ I think I said no to everybody OJ no woody no no bill yeah um I said no
00:32:45
to everybody except Trump so far yeah what can I just throw somewhere what did you just say what who did you just
00:32:52
say who Kevin Spacey Kevin spacy
00:32:59
great actor oh you [ __ ] you would no [ __ ] dude say that dude yeah um I mean I
00:33:06
I think the only reason I would be hesitant towards it is because of the amount of young men in here like Mone
00:33:13
that are on the oh right right you know what I mean this kind of feels like a bar yeah yeah you know what I mean
00:33:19
there's drinks in my office and Spacey sees mcon in his little haircut oh right well we okay yeah like young man help
00:33:26
help me get miked up for the show yeah yeah I see M's like no the microphones are actually on the desk we don't do cat
00:33:32
he's like I'd like a Laval mic yeah yeah why don't you tape one to my chest young
00:33:37
man Putin no because I don't want to pay for a translator oh that's right you know we
00:33:44
got to have some other guy who's not really that's my biggest beef with someone foreign would be tough what if they're [ __ ]
00:33:50
lying oh through their language don't you see that all the time and the translator says something I'm like that's probably not no no no they get
00:33:56
their we get our own translator oh that's cool right so then he's lying
00:34:02
wait what what is the accent he's that's my Russian you know what our translator is going to be lying no we'll get that's English what we'll get our English
00:34:08
translator yeah lying yeah oh that Po's lying through
00:34:14
his teeth interesting but all on toast but all of those I mentioned would would would be
00:34:19
interesting they would blow our [ __ ] up though but in a bad way you know who we won on the show is Gypsy Rose iied I so
00:34:26
I went to my didn't we ask to get her on the show and she said no this [ __ ] sucks and I said that I said it on um I
00:34:32
went I direct messag her on Instagram [ __ ] ghosted me wow but she did she leave you on scene or she didn't even
00:34:39
she didn't even look at it damn yeah yeah I want Gypsy Rose man What's this called again what's it called when you do that to to somebody when you capture
00:34:46
that what her mother did was called mun syndrome that's what Eminem
00:34:52
claimed he had with his mother right wow isn't that true remember that he used to talk about that in that
00:34:59
photo she looks like she could be related to you I know but she lookes a little hot she looks a little hot photo
00:35:06
well it's okay to say that she's an of age adult right how old is Gypsy Rose you're saying it like it's not allowed
00:35:12
to be said or something no I didn't no I isn't she 302 she's a grownup I know
00:35:17
yeah so she well why' you whisper it why are you embarrassed about because you know it when when you saw the
00:35:22
documentary you would never dream would you that like well when she grows up you
00:35:28
well cuz they shave her head and all that [ __ ] and give her those glasses yeah I mean she looks you know not I'm
00:35:34
going to get in trouble let's move on but I I know what you're saying she it
00:35:40
she um she grew up she looks like a grownup now why can't we say that that
00:35:46
she looks hot well it's not you allowed to say she looks hot now she's 32 year old she's a [ __ ] woman I know you can
00:35:52
say she looks good give me another photo because I that one I don't trust
00:35:57
yeah yeah well she's already married right isn't that her husband that guy in the blue the big blue shirt oh really
00:36:04
yeah wait she married that guy yeah and he's got Munch Housen
00:36:15
syndrome he has it too it's a cyclical thing it's a different she married into
00:36:21
it she well yeah yeah yeah he's got Munch housing oh
00:36:27
munchkin oh what's that
00:36:33
y yeah he's a foodie that's a f that's a joke sorry
00:36:39
that munch I got it now Jesus dude can I how the whole [ __ ] Studio got it I
00:36:46
know I don't know why but I just got the joke very funny I thank you yeah yeah I'm trying why did
00:36:52
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bfri something about today is is uh you know what it is I know what it is I know what it is the rain [ __ ] up your sleep
00:39:01
last night didn't it yeah it was too much I know was it too much last night 100% you know why I have this fear cuz
00:39:08
everyone does people that don't know at home the roofs here in Los Angeles are made of paper mâché yeah yeah [ __ ]
00:39:14
I'm afraid they're going to fall in because they're not made well the first year that we moved into this [ __ ] shitty house our roof leaked the first
00:39:20
[ __ ] year we moved in the [ __ ] living room collapsed wow yeah it sucked dude it it was like un but here's what
00:39:26
get that you don't get nuts yeah I'm not a big fan of nuts no no no what do you mean I have these
00:39:33
trees oh you sh it's sheds yeah with these gigantic I don't know what they are big beautiful nuts nuts right Brown
00:39:39
nuts big beautiful brown nut oh black black nuts nuts so this tree is like I'm
00:39:45
I'm going [ __ ] all these big black nuts it raining it raining dog big beautiful
00:39:52
black nuts fall on your roof so not only do I get the hard rain but I get
00:39:58
like this kind of right and it it just it's it's does it [ __ ] with the animals
00:40:04
yeah yeah my dog hates when Falls from we have a tree above our house and when it sheds she's always like the [ __ ] is
00:40:10
that like a branch will just hit the roof and then she sneaks under the bed and she's bummed the rest of the day and
00:40:15
I had a flooding remember I spent like $10,000 on getting yeah in in the upper
00:40:21
hard wooden floors because of the balcony I have a gigantic balcony and it's and it floods
00:40:27
into my [ __ ] thing right so every 5 hours I go out there and to see if it's like because I I've cleared the filter
00:40:34
MH the drainage I mean but it's like I just get paranoid cuz I don't want to spend that much money it's insane any
00:40:40
kind of flooding with hardwood and Floors is a nightmare probably with rugs as well you're also in the Hills so you
00:40:46
could slide down I think about you all the time what if you SL what if your house starts to slide I'm not on the Hills man come on when you say that
00:40:54
makes me S what I'm not Hill you're in the Hills you're a Hills guy I'm a flat I'm in the flats you're in the Hills
00:41:00
it's I'm but you're 52 I'm 40 you're more successful than me I belong down
00:41:05
with the people you're so much more success you're above the other day I went we were at The Comedy
00:41:10
Store remember that whole cord of people went Andrew and they hugged you and I walked by that was their that was that
00:41:18
was her cousin and and no that's what reality is reality is you're a
00:41:24
beetle I just see this and you're Beach Boy it it no you're Brian
00:41:29
Wilson no I'm and I'm Ringo okay that makes perfect sense yeah
00:41:35
Ringo Star more famous no huh he's more famous Ringo than Brian Wilson yeah if you saw Brian Wilson walking the street
00:41:41
and Ringo Star who would you be able to I'd go up to Brian Wilson yeah but most people don't know what Brian Wilson looks like they know what Ringo looks
00:41:48
like yeah but that's only because of the publication but Brian Wilson that's not it's Tit for Tat I don't know what we're
00:41:53
doing right now look at him yeah can you imagine that guy laid in bed for how many years was it he just laid in a bed
00:41:59
yeah remember when he was like had a goreaphobia or whatever couldn't leave the house he's still alive right you know I don't know this is what's bad
00:42:05
about this show because we're going to talk about it he's going to die in a month oh that's right we do this all the [ __ ] time and I hope how old is he 81
00:42:11
years old he's 81 still alive [ __ ] what it's close
00:42:17
we're going to do it we're going to do it I guarantee you he's going to pass soon we just did it [ __ ] whenever we do
00:42:23
how many months though let's make a betat all right um let's make a bet I'm going to go I'm going to go
00:42:30
three oh my God why are we doing this I don't want him to pass away I don't want him to August August okay I get August
00:42:37
in August he's gone and God bless you you what a talented man let's just do a [ __ ] uh a death PCT right right now a
00:42:44
death pole no a death pact is when we both do it right we got to get rid of this Voodoo
00:42:51
well you know what we should do is you we got to do a seance right now you know what Paulie's trying to get me to do is iasa with him Paulie's doing big iasa
00:42:57
trips now bro last night he comes up to
00:43:02
me Paulie yeah he goes dude I just the iasa was like all right fine right and
00:43:10
then he started taking his hands and twisting my nipples and he wouldn't let
00:43:15
go that's what they do after iasa so that's what happens it's one of those effects that's how you that's how you
00:43:21
really tune in to God they twist your titties and but it hurts so bad oh yeah
00:43:26
he doesn't assault you huh he gives me big tight hugs oh he does m but I'm also
00:43:32
bigger than you guys do you know what I mean like it's hard for you a little guy hard to assault a bigger guy but since
00:43:37
he was raised with Asians yeah he was raised by Asians by Asians whenever he sees me he gets so excited and and I
00:43:45
have this like flight or fight kind of response but I let him do it so funny to
00:43:50
hear you say that what FAL fright because it's almost like a perfect non-asian phrase
00:43:56
almost fright or fright what is sorry fight or fright almost fight or
00:44:02
fright did I say it that way it's like you own a haunted house fright oright come in tonight for fright or
00:44:09
fright really you're going to be scared or get in a fish fight fish FES will be broken you are on
00:44:16
today dude you know what you're on an accent kick today dude I don't know why yeah you're on a rhythm dude you know
00:44:21
why in the rain rings out my accents what's amazing also this morning on the radio on the uh I heard a preview for
00:44:29
some guy's new show that's where the British thing came from and it sounded so funny it made me laugh
00:44:34
he's it was so thick it just made me laugh what got in my mind once it sinks
00:44:39
in MA did you say ma I said now you why I said what is it
00:44:45
wow I said wow you said ma wow wow do they say that over there do they say ma instead of wow mow oh mow and then some
00:44:53
guy comes out of the Hut me not you ma um yeah I don't know I I I
00:45:00
thought I said uh wow but it's okay yeah I I think you're reading anything with me like I think I said fight or fright
00:45:06
pretty good but you're like fight or fright it's fight or flight flight or
00:45:12
flight oh fight or oh that's why yeah dude fight or flight I'm not making fun of you oh you were you I [ __ ] it up oh
00:45:19
[ __ ] I am I am Asian oh [ __ ] you're right I said fight or fright yeah
00:45:26
supposed to be flight flight yeah But I mistake all right you're right oh [ __ ] and maybe I did say ma which oh
00:45:34
my oh my God I got to wear this oh my God I got to wear this I think my beanie
00:45:39
I need beanies which is interesting yeah that you messed up fight or flight because you always flight you never
00:45:46
fight you hate confrontation you much rather flight I've been setting up I
00:45:51
know I've been setting boundaries tell me a boundary you've made recently I just you when people used to come talk
00:45:57
to me in a certain way you know and I usually absorb it like you know people that we know friends of ours yeah comics
00:46:02
and stuff you know what I mean I go hey man I don't like when people talk to me like that oh I like this like people are disrespecting you as yeah like who's
00:46:08
disrespected you recently
00:46:13
you first of all I'm your best friend I know but I did I I tried to set a boundary with you we have boundaries we
00:46:19
have very I I don't want I don't want to bring up anything but I'm just saying that I said something and that and I remember saying it going I'm glad I said
00:46:26
what did you say no I don't want to get it what did you say I don't want I you're the one that
00:46:34
wait you're the one this is a trick dude what did you say all right let's all right
00:46:40
so sometimes when you make fun of tiger belly MH it makes me mad a little bit okay so I go hey come on man don't talk
00:46:48
about that like that okay and then you kind of went okay and I respect that yeah yeah and I and I don't and then you
00:46:54
did it like two times after that but but but and I'll never do it again but my point is that that's comedian Instinct Instinct right right because you know
00:47:00
how my heart where my heart Li I know first of all let's clear the air yeah I have a hard time telling you anything
00:47:06
you know how much I love wait about what about tiger belly stuff no just in general like I don't want to like you call me every day I know we do I know
00:47:12
can I just let's just get this out of the way then all right why you laughing okay let's do it all right it's it's
00:47:17
because I love you so much and because I love this podcast and I love what we have going here yeah that a lot of times
00:47:25
I um um I go I shouldn't say that because I don't want to get a fight or this and
00:47:30
that so I absorb it because I don't want to ruffle any feathers I I don't I want
00:47:35
it to be smooth you can tell and I feel like Simon and Garf funcle there was one point where they got in a fight and all
00:47:42
of a sudden it was over right and I we would never you and I never fight in that way but I'm just saying that you
00:47:48
know I get um a little bit more scared when it comes to um any kind
00:47:55
of confrontation with you I said it yeah but you can tell me
00:48:02
anything I know and I've never not been supportive of you in our whole
00:48:07
friendship GTO but so I'm saying that's not what I'm saying so what is it that you can what I'm ditto that's not what
00:48:13
I'm the tiger belly stuff is a Crux of it big time it's not even that you do it as a joke but it's like sometimes I just feel
00:48:20
like uh that's fine I don't want and you you you haven't done it since then that's fine and you know how much I love kalila I understand that like you ask me
00:48:29
I just hate Gilbert I know Gilbert sucks I'm kidding but I mean there's just you
00:48:34
know mean Jesus but with you is the hardest because I don't want to ruffle any feathers but when I said that I was
00:48:40
just like I'm glad I said that you I'm glad you said right so what I'm saying is that but in in the world comedy world
00:48:46
and also I'm not like not as like scared to like say things to people like you
00:48:51
know lately you've been letting go well like the Matt r the other last night
00:48:56
what happened you left yeah you did a show yeah and then it went up Liza then
00:49:02
Matt R comes in right and then um somebody was trying to get m r to go up
00:49:08
before me to bump you to bump me which is fine but I I remember saying no like
00:49:14
yeah I think Josh Adam Myers goes hey dude that R kind of good no he goes I'm
00:49:20
not going to do that to you yeah right and I go okay thank you but then when Matt was there I was just like you know
00:49:26
walk up to Mt I go you want to go before me he goes I mean I have another spot I go I could go ahead when that happens
00:49:32
it's fine it's my decision you mean sometimes you're at a club and they go um yo
00:49:39
um T William I'm just made up a name wants to go before you and he's going to go up before you and then they tell you
00:49:45
what's going to happen I don't like that right so now I can go no I can go no or I can go make my own decision I'll
00:49:52
decide yeah yeah did Matt was on the lineup was he on he was on the lineup now so he was a Popin yeah and then he
00:49:58
also had another spot yeah what do you mean don't do he doesn't get to do it no
00:50:07
here's the deal yeah this is an incorrect move oh my God comedy is chess
00:50:12
this is a bad move it's not a bad move what are you talking about I I love that it doesn't matter here's why I love I
00:50:18
like the kid too it doesn't matter my my point I'm making is if you had another spot then you don't do a uh uh slide
00:50:26
into a what another show if you have another time constraint I think he lied oh well that's even worse cuz in my head
00:50:32
I'm like what spot do you have it's 11: at night well then that's even worse but I don't know I don't know so no so then
00:50:37
what we're saying is that's even worse then you should say I'll go whenever you've never done that I've lied I've
00:50:43
said to people oh no I got two spots I got to go up right now I've never lied about having another spot if I'm bumping
00:50:49
in on a show I'm not even I've never bumped in on a show so case in point this is literally the point I'm making if you're going to bump in on a show you
00:50:55
can't have another engagement that doesn't make sense you slide in on a spot like Chappelle does it all right
00:51:01
listen I I'm doing a Learning lesson for people I'm a learner you're learning
00:51:06
right I'm a learner dude you and I just don't bump we don't slide in fact how guilty did I feel the other night there
00:51:11
was miscommunication on the show that we were both on you literally said you're not oh that was [ __ ] what you did
00:51:17
what was [ __ ] that's another boundary I'm going to set here we go right boundary
00:51:23
time okay oh do this no what's the boundary don't you raise your voice [ __ ]
00:51:30
you you raise your voice now he's scared now he cannot put the boundary up no I'm going to put the boundary down man see
00:51:36
he's up what you did was sabotage how did I sabotage don't do that with your little eyes your little Chicago Italian
00:51:43
eyes let's not go let's not talk about little [ __ ] eyes here all right all
00:51:48
right you know but you do this little thing hey hey grass house gr don't don't throw stones at a grass house all right
00:51:54
F fright F Fray okay so so Friday night you were on the lineup and I had to cancel stop let me
00:52:02
can I tell you know I hate when you do that too when you roll your eyes because you
00:52:08
talking about it like you know you didn't know what happened you Wen there oh my God Friday night go ahead I just
00:52:13
roll my eyes to you see it it's hard do with my head it's harder to see when you do it yeah so um [ __ ]
00:52:20
you dude let me say something okay I I'm I'm fine with your sabotage your little Antics right oh god dude I'm I just said
00:52:29
I I love you imens I didn't sabotage I'm fine with it dude I had to cancel on Friday what happened on Saturday let me
00:52:35
tell the story man you tell my story all right so Friday I'm at The Comedy Store right and they I oh Andrew is going to
00:52:42
be here this is great and then somebody came up to me Andrew canceled Friday night Friday night yeah Friday night I
00:52:48
don't care what the excuse is you have every right to uh even if you didn't feel like doing it you have every right to cancel okay okay so s Saturday night
00:52:55
you're not on the lineup all right you only canceled Friday night yeah they canceled Saturday on accident they don't
00:53:03
do that they did okay anyway do you want proof of it I'll call Emily right now no no no stop do you want me to call her no
00:53:09
yeah because you'll be wrong so they did let me call Emily go ahead yeah it was an accident she
00:53:16
thought I was canceling both spots but she can't but I was only supposed to cancel Friday yeah yeah anyway but okay
00:53:22
even if you're not now late they took you off the line up which they did yeah how would I know exactly yeah but how do
00:53:30
you know what time you had what do you mean you went up before me oh this is exactly how I know because the booker
00:53:35
said I slid in MA in your spot because you weren't there I thought you weren't there so boom boom [ __ ] you [ __ ]
00:53:44
you how's that boundary I always get this random number from Road Island pick it up pick it up
00:53:50
pick it up pick it up yeah hello
00:53:56
[Music] hello Robert who oh yes hi Robert actually this is
00:54:03
Lee and this call will be super quick because it may not apply to you what the [ __ ] is it we're calling
00:54:12
you hello Robert can you hear me yeah
00:54:18
[ __ ] that's how you do it that's how you handle it for everybody at home that's how you handle one of those calls
00:54:27
belligerent you don't do that that was so good [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you come [ __ ] I never pick it up yeah you got to come
00:54:32
[ __ ] yeah [ __ ] and he just hung up scared Robert yeah yeah [ __ ]
00:54:38
yeah anyway Emily and that'll teach him a lesson yeah no don't call her she'll
00:54:44
panic she will yeah dude she's she'll freak out she slid in M for me um and
00:54:51
then I got there and I was like oh I have a guest I have a guest here to see
00:54:57
I have two I had two guests to see me my buddy Jake Lacy phenomenal actor who was in town doing the People's Choice Awards
00:55:02
who did I'm dying up here with me who who was up for an Emmy for [ __ ] uh White Lotus um who's on a new amazing
00:55:09
film and then Mark reier came to see both of us sure okay and Mark can I ask
00:55:14
can I say something what you did yeah I'm glad you brought this up because now it's bringing me another thing that what did I
00:55:20
do after your set you took all those guys out of the room what s what are you talking about when I got off stage all
00:55:27
your fancy friends were not in their seats and they had not seen my set how what how do I have what do I
00:55:34
have to do with that you after you're set I this is what I believe you did hey guys let's go out in the patio and party
00:55:40
oh you know me I'm a big patio Party Guy no but let's go talk or something I go home every time after my set I leave
00:55:46
interesting because when I went to the parking lot you were still there with whom Polly yeah he cornered me
00:55:54
okay this is our lives yeah this is what we
00:56:00
think about we we have nothing we we have nothing better to do you know what I mean than all right can I give you
00:56:06
something let's move on all right I got dry needled this morning it's revolutionized my life pins
00:56:14
in your back I'm going to do it all the time now pins in your back pins in my butt and my back in my glute and my back
00:56:19
dry needling I think I'm going to do this all the [ __ ] time it feels feel great amazing here's what they do they
00:56:25
put the needle in there then he moves it around until your muscles your muscle like retracts and Twitches yeah cuz it's
00:56:31
releasing and then he lets it sit sometimes I go to with a guy and he puts on U UV light on it kind of like extract
00:56:38
some of the [ __ ] yeah and I got to tell you you guys ancient Chinese medicine so
00:56:44
good the best it's amazing it's [ __ ] amazing is there ancient Korean medicine
00:56:50
by the way why are people giggling what's going on surprise what who is
00:56:56
it who's the surprise oh well well well well well well someone
00:57:05
doesn't look fatter than usual yeah EST mom is your mom here your mom's here Mom
00:57:12
Mom oh my God sit down sit down sweetie is your mom here for the premiere yeah
00:57:18
oh wow hi Mom come on in hi Mom come on in ladies and gentlemen Esther and her mom are here love your mom put on the
00:57:26
headphones mom have you been here this whole time since the last time I saw you no no I went home for 5 days and you
00:57:32
came back had to go get my dad cuz he can't travel by himself why is that cuz he's 80 oh and he's a liar oh and he
00:57:41
lies to the TSA he's like I do have a bomb in my backpack do you um are you excited about
00:57:49
tonight's Premiere I am not you being serious no it's just cuz you know when your parents are there and it's like
00:57:55
embarrassing no cuz Bobby and I our parents don't support us you you don't have to wear them if you don't want to
00:58:01
but it it's it's nice for sound maybe you can hear how you sound in there and then you can judge your own voice yeah oh I probably won't like how I
00:58:08
sound like Judy Den I I just thre it first of all it's Dame Judy d Sor my yeah you have to say that no but we so
00:58:15
my mom was here two weeks ago and can you pull your shirt up you're pulling it
00:58:20
down I'd rather it be up if you don't mind she was here two weeks ago and we have like all these security cameras at
00:58:26
our house to monitor my dad like entering and leaving and we caught him in a lie about going to a
00:58:33
casino and so she had to fly back to get him and bring him is this in Chicago do he go to Rivers where'd he go he's
00:58:40
banned banned from Rivers y y why why why why why is he Bann why is he Bann he's banned from Rivers Casino he self
00:58:46
banned himself oh he didn't do anything inappropriate and they kicked him out so
00:58:51
he had to drive to Pabi yeah you got to go p yeah know it what do you mean we're
00:58:56
from Chicago yes what are you talking about so you went to P patami which by the way uh don't don't no yeah don't I
00:59:05
can't do what well I was GNA make a joke about you know little po you go ahead
00:59:12
show you did oh reservation dogss yeah yeah yeah what's a joke say tell the
00:59:19
joke tell tell the joke you said no yeah do it now anyway he's banned the
00:59:25
yeah you know you know you know Baby Gap the clothes at Baby Gap yeah it's
00:59:31
actually for the babies not you you know you're not supposed to actually wear just cuz you have a baby this is a skims
00:59:38
okay oh is that Kim Kardashians yeah wow also you guys have been having my literal my closest friend on your show
00:59:45
who what Greg is like one of my closest friends of the comedy first of all he's never mentioned that never mentioned
00:59:51
your name El he's not your closest he's our closest friend we asked the goop first of all his name is the goop the goop yeah and we've asked the goop
00:59:57
multiple times who his closest homies are in the game and you didn't come up once have you gone to see Wicked with
01:00:03
him once no but have you gone to an Adele concert with him you know that he's taking me to Madonna he's the only
01:00:08
person I've ever had common interests with at The Comedy Store like every time I see him he just he and I have so we
01:00:15
talk about Casey Musgraves Lady Gaga M Cyrus like he's my closest friend in comedy okay I mean I don't buy it I
01:00:23
don't buy it either I've never seen you guys sounds it's very interesting you know and you know I could play the same game Brad Pitt's my closest friend
01:00:29
that's actually not funny that is true that is true yeah they've been hanging out a lot s of similarities you were in seven yeah taond do we love taond yeah
01:00:36
yeah yeah and we love Greece the Musical the movie oh the musical yeah and actual actual grease for the car love grease
01:00:43
yeah so let let me say something to you how do you feel about the Billboards around town with your face on it your
01:00:49
tongue your face let's ask your mom I don't want to hear from her anymore how do you feel about seeing your daughter
01:00:54
around town on billboards is that amazing well I haven't actually seen one but I've seen the pictures yeah pry
01:01:00
cool pretend like look at the Billard oh my gosh yeah that's amazing and by the way just just above Sunset liquor look
01:01:07
at that you can't get better placement than that baby I ask you a question why did they
01:01:13
put zoom in on that photo yeah how did you get all those sprinkles on your tongue it's actually not and then go
01:01:19
toward the center of the poster the no the yeah go down why is go
01:01:25
why is my name in yellow I had nothing to do with that I
01:01:30
don't make these decisions okay oh every other name why one's white W I
01:01:36
understand yeah but Bill Burr is white they could have put yellow in Reverse anyway um it's a it's a great poster and
01:01:44
you know what's nice about it it's your face it's my it is not my tongue though no but what I'm saying is it looks like
01:01:50
you it's weird when I see posters for films or television shows and it's like that's not that they've airbrushed it so
01:01:55
much or they've done where you're like that's not the person that I know oh so this is your face it's nice that's a
01:02:01
really good compliment that it looks like me still it is you what do you mean what's not you about that they didn't
01:02:06
they you're just wearing makeup they didn't do anything to you thank you why you did they do stuff and I just they photoshop you yeah did they photosh they
01:02:13
have to photoshop everyone like a little bit well they can't look like you you know what I mean they can't be you she
01:02:18
didn't get all your jeans huh what are you talking about I mean
01:02:24
the smile beautiful not her mother yes she she's stunning your mom thank you it's kind of a bummer yeah she took
01:02:32
after her dad yeah oh really so what does the dad look like a Jewish man okay I see I see apparently the apple does
01:02:39
fall pretty far away from the tree sometimes so um have you seen the movie yet Esther uh I have I well I was
01:02:45
involved in editing and stuff I haven't watched I'm going to watch it tonight though at the premiere I'm not no I'm going but I'm not watching it really I'm
01:02:52
leaving I actually was considering that too cuz it is a little stressful to be in a room full of the move is to leave
01:02:59
I'm leaving I I left the last bunch of premieres I've I let my agent was with me last time and he was like after we
01:03:06
say hi just go inside and then we leave and I was like is that a thing he's like yeah what do you mean we'll go get sushi
01:03:12
oh okay he's like you don't want the anxiety of being in the room I was like I don't yeah it is it does feel oh my
01:03:17
God scary and if you're comfortable with that feeling of being in that room you're a lunatic this is validating me
01:03:22
right now so much thank you it's it's at the man Chinese
01:03:30
yeah is the man Chinese man's Chinese the oh what' I say
01:03:38
is is the man Chinese is the man Chinese yeah yeah ask me a guy question the man Chinese yeah it is answer okay it is so
01:03:45
it's it's a big theater right yeah yeah it's a decent my fear is that it's going to be half full no shut up Bobby no
01:03:52
because when I did but even if is that doesn't scare me well who cares yeah no
01:03:57
because when I did I went I went to the get out Premiere there okay okay all right anyway well
01:04:03
why are you doing that why are you pitting this against get out both of them are directed by strong
01:04:09
black men that's right so Nicholas is black his butt yeah you're obsessed with
01:04:16
his butt I know I'm I'm obsessed with Nicholas G's butt he brings it up a lot have you seen his butt before
01:04:22
noit wait in what world when I see his butt if you see it it's unbelievable
01:04:27
it's so puffy he's got a nice tush Brazilian wow yeah yeah so how long you in Los Angeles for uh we actually leave
01:04:33
tomorrow morning so Dad is here but where is he in the hotel no no he's at my house he doesn't he didn't want to
01:04:40
come to any of the things that we had going on except the premiere oh cool what else did you do today uh oh we I
01:04:47
had a doctor's appointment and then I got there and my doct they're like the doctor had to leave so I didn't see my
01:04:53
doctor mhu that's like his movie premiere is when you get into his office he's like I can't stay around for this I
01:04:59
got to get out of here I don't want to go through with this [ __ ] she had an emergency delivery oh someone was
01:05:06
sliding out y yeah and is everything okay with your belly I I I know how you
01:05:11
say it you know what I mean I don't it doesn't feel good that sounded right yeah yeah is is it a boy it's a girl why
01:05:18
is that your guess uh cuz you kind of have masculine energy so I feel like it's
01:05:24
no it's a girl we know and we I think we said that you talked about the name but you said you wouldn't tell Bobby no I
01:05:30
remember that yeah what's the name no she said she wouldn't tell I can't say that tell me the name no Dave said I can't to me no specifically yeah Dave
01:05:38
King said specifically I can't know that's what he said tell me the [ __ ] name I'm sorry Mom tell me the [ __ ]
01:05:44
name right now I'm [ __ ] tired of this [ __ ] I've known you for 20 [ __ ] years tell the [ __ ] name sorry
01:05:51
Mom the only person who knows the name is my mom mom and she hates it and how
01:05:57
about this you really hate you really hate the name seriously we'll bleep it out oh wow we'll bleep it out say it
01:06:03
cover your mouth and say it yeah I'm sorry she told me oh really oh no you hate it because it's a is no I mean you
01:06:11
don't like it be honest yeah it's not my first
01:06:16
choice what it's I think it's one of those like Levi or something oh no I wish it was wow Esther please tell us
01:06:25
and we'll bleep it out I promise if you promise to bleep it out I will tell you guys and you can't tell anyone this is
01:06:30
amazing amazing hold on there's only one person in the room we can't trust Mone go
01:06:35
outside mone's got to go outside because you know he'll tell somebody he's a yapper get out there I Nick make sure
01:06:41
the door closes cuz he's a yapper yeah yeah by the way hi Pete I know your wife is pregnant how beautiful Pete congrats
01:06:48
how how many weeks is she I can't believe I just kicked that guy out six months oh my God yeah get him let him in
01:06:53
here here it's okay I was just kid I was just kidding give me the name give me the name okay wait cover your mouth though oh okay you chose for the camera
01:07:00
so they can't see cuz you have to go ahead what is it you have to believe it yes and we all have to have an honest
01:07:05
reaction okay and just know that most people don't like it so I'm okay stop setting it up just do it most people
01:07:12
hate it just do it okay so it's a girl that's important close your eyes everyone close your eyes hands up it's important to remember it's a girl got it
01:07:19
and the last name is very integral to the storyline here wait a minute your your last name no King King King right
01:07:26
got it that's very important got it got it can we guess no just let her do it okay the baby name is oh wait hold on
01:07:33
let's guess Bobby King cuz the king is Crown Crown king crown king crown the burger
01:07:41
crown the king oh yeah Burger King could be named Burger yeah yeah Crown Royal king oh very good oh wow she should
01:07:49
might she might need to fill in this chair sometimes yeah she's better than Rudy uh you Nat Cole no Nat Cole king
01:07:57
that's wrong but I Nat Cole King Dr Martin Luther yeah yeah it's the kids
01:08:02
named Dr Martin Luther do you guys have a guess what do you guess Pete come on Pete what do you think something
01:08:09
King Rat King is it theovon Tiger Tiger King Tiger K good I
01:08:17
also want to say that Dave P he was the first one who pitched it and has since gone back on it but I'm
01:08:24
like heels in the ground where so you're all in no matter what yeah wow okay go ahead here we go he pitched it for a boy
01:08:32
oh eyes cled hands up eyes closed all right hear it naturally react cover your
01:08:38
mouth cover your mouth okay go ahead yeah King [Music]
01:08:43
Oh Oh I thought everyone's look at me hey look at me I'm absorbing
01:08:52
it what yeah you like it or not it's really
01:08:57
bad it's it's embarrassing not just embarrassing I've never heard my why
01:09:03
would you do that to that poor kid we love it that's a great name my God
01:09:12
original oh yeah wait so you don't like it I actually I got to tell you I'm not pandering I kind of like it it's so cool
01:09:19
I think it's cool I think it's pretty cool I guess and it's cute you guess no it's because I've never imagine meeting
01:09:25
a woman I'm not going to say the name again but meeting a woman with that name with that name I'd be like oh but the
01:09:32
only are you a sniper yeah yeah the only thing is that
01:09:37
it's a really kind of a weird name for like a the child of me and Dave you know
01:09:42
like cuz what would it be what would you want to be called anxiety she's just going to be very I
01:09:49
think you know Jewish and small so what would you want her to be named then what
01:09:54
would be a better Jewish name it's it's a gender neutral name but I like but I
01:10:01
think in school everybody's going to assume it's a boy you know anywhere she goes they're
01:10:07
going to think it's a boy you told me the name a while ago was going to be schmalz said I that's what she said
01:10:14
schmalz King schaltz schmalz King and honestly at some point could open up a restaurant schal King sounds like a
01:10:21
great spot I just I've been Esther pitsky my whole life and so I'm
01:10:27
overcompensating to be fair mom to be fair you did screw up on that oh that
01:10:32
was not my choice oh that was dad's oh yeah was oh yeah I the guy that got banned from Rivers got to pick this yeah
01:10:39
I had no choice I I picked out the middle name actually I wanted her middle name to be her first name what's her
01:10:44
middle name Lauren that's beautiful beautiful you know what you kind of look like a Lauren yeah I mean well every
01:10:50
Jewish girl from back home yeah every Jewish girl growing you're the only one I know named that Esther yeah well for
01:10:57
this Century yeah yeah this Century for the past hundred years no you know what I I like that name I'm down with it I
01:11:03
did it when I was a little bit she hated it at first yeah I did and then I envisioned when she grew up that she
01:11:09
would go by E Lauren which is weirder or just Lauren most people just do the middle name you could have gone by like
01:11:15
Bessie or what are other oh my husband got an aunt Bessie Bessie right your
01:11:20
husband's got a what was your maiden name before p oh no I don't you know is that illegal
01:11:26
to put out to the world yeah cuz I want to know how much better that was too cuz then you got this man who's got shitty
01:11:31
name taste and weird last name it was pretty bad yeah you double that you could do better I'll say it if you don't
01:11:37
if you believe we it B it out you bleep it out cover your mouth mom cover your mouth what is
01:11:43
it that's not that bad no that's kind of cool pretty cool
01:11:49
oh he'll bleep it out yeah yeah so she she could have been Lauren that sounds actually r that looks pretty
01:11:55
cool too it it's very mid it's like more midw yeah it's very not Jewish yes yeah
01:12:02
well yeah I mean once I see your face mom mom when Esther years ago said I
01:12:07
want to do comedy how did you feel be honest I was shocked to be honest with you yeah yeah we are too we're still
01:12:14
shocked yeah we're pretty it's it boggles my mind boggles my mind so we
01:12:20
thought she'd be a dancer cuz she's been dancing ever since she was five wow she actually does I have I do know this
01:12:27
we've talked about this because my wife was a a dancer as well and Esther shares
01:12:32
some of the same fluidity fluidity well you're coordinated oh yeah do you know Andrew's
01:12:38
wife Esther yeah so you guys talked about dancing before I believe we did and also you guys used to be
01:12:45
building mates remember you guys lived in the same building which one 111 North debor you used to live on really yes
01:12:52
what floor 17th Floor we were above you did you guys get it for like were
01:12:58
you in on the discount we we had um I we were uh it was low income housing yeah it was yeah
01:13:05
yeah that's how we lived there because of that uh because my mom we were my mom was a single mother so we got we
01:13:10
registered for low-income housing and that's how wow yeah at at 11-11 that's so wild now where did you go to school
01:13:18
uh Lal oh okay yeah I went to Lal yeah do you know that Lal Language Academy
01:13:23
right it's not too far away yeah yeah and then Moody I went to Moody so to my daughter and they removed me from Moody
01:13:29
yeah they literally kicked me out yeah she went uh the first year of preschool and then they had all day kindergarten
01:13:35
that's wild yeah but so you so you sent your kid to a Catholic that's like a hardcore Catholic school too see I like
01:13:40
that yeah but I was a working mother so I had you know no choice there was my sister wasn't Jewish oh I really I wish
01:13:47
I met her insane my sister wasn't Jewish and
01:13:53
then you met um asra's Dad how' you guys meet uh at work oh wow where'd you work at the time can I say can you say it
01:13:59
yeah cooking Treasures Office Cook County baby Treasures Office was it instant love or would to take some time
01:14:06
um no we were co-workers and you know I'd worked there for a couple years and
01:14:11
you know we saw each other and then one day we went to lunch and then that was it wow so did he did he pursue you and
01:14:17
you were okay with it right away it's not one of those old stories from your generation where it's like couldn't stand the guy and then he kept bugging you no not at all okay good but you had
01:14:24
a stalker ooh tell us everybody loves a good stalker story yeah she she had like
01:14:31
a guy who was stalking her that's why she so at her job she there my parents met
01:14:37
working government jobs which is so cute um and this guy like was kept coming to her
01:14:45
to find her and he broke into the building where you guys lived wow yeah and so then they had to move her into
01:14:51
like the underground floor lived in the garage no like like moved me to the Vault to the vault in the Cook County
01:14:57
treasures office and then my dad also got moved to the basement because he was disobeying his boss I KN I knew it was
01:15:04
going to be actually was the first floor right yeah but you could tell he got he got he did something bad they were like
01:15:09
you go down there yeah and so that's kind of that's such a cute Story I mean it's no it is really cute love that
01:15:16
story it's not like like our these days it's not like I'm swiping on an app taking a [ __ ] at of Starbucks
01:15:23
fell in love I think when you meet like that too it lasts well it has been look at that yeah I want to some and what is
01:15:31
it 37 yeah wow wow well cuz right cuz Esther's 46 cuz when your mom met your stepdad
01:15:38
Jeff yeah right it lasted and they met in similar circumstances of where well my mom met my dad show my mom worked for
01:15:46
the property management company that managed a lot of those buildings and she showed my dad an apartment I think it
01:15:52
was at wow I think it was at it was on Lal but showed him in yeah because it
01:15:58
was the same owner I was between Dearborn and LEL right and I think she showed him an apartment there and then
01:16:06
he asked her out on a date wow I think that's how that they met through that whole thing it's amazing that you two
01:16:12
from that region of the country came to LA and carved out a career that's a
01:16:18
testament to many things but your resilience subsidize housing sub but
01:16:24
also the talent I I think it's amazing because I've been out there you know it it's harder probably because I grew up
01:16:29
in San Diego it's a two-hour drive from La it's not that big of a you know this was a big leap it's a big leap and a
01:16:35
scary leap and your mom probably wasn't that supportive right in the beginning not in the beginning yeah and it it must
01:16:41
have been a real um risk and you did it and now you're on a billboard and with a
01:16:46
huge movie out that it's your movie it's your movie that's unbelievable dream come true oh that's clown
01:16:54
what a beautiful story and you're about to be a mom I mean it's like what more do you want
01:17:01
[ __ ] that's the most amazing thing that is what do you mean by that you're going to have a baby everything else
01:17:07
you've done is [ __ ] she's saying compared Mom did you meet her previous boyfriend like Tony Hinchcliffe oh sure
01:17:12
yeah yeah Tony you like Tony red ban red did you did you like any of the other
01:17:17
guys at all or no no they were all nice yeah they're nice they go to Tony's show
01:17:23
when he's in Chicago oh that's cool did you hate any of the guys that she dated was there any guys you were like I cannot stand that guy no wow mm you like
01:17:31
they have low standards though for me so like I think they were just any if I had a boyfriend they were like this this is
01:17:37
good but David's a upgrade for sure oh yeah he's a real upgrade he's a keeper
01:17:42
yeah yeah it's so funny that they had low standard the way she said it they
01:17:47
didn't believe in me at all but it was nice to hear you say that honestly that you didn't really support the dream when
01:17:53
she first came out here no because she was her third year of college second semester yeah and she my husband picked
01:18:00
her up at the bus station she was coming home for the weekend and she comes through the door crying and my husband's
01:18:05
like you're not going to believe that she wants to quit school I mean she only had maybe eight weeks left of her second
01:18:11
semester and everything was paid for a year plus an additional my senior year yeah you had you know another year but
01:18:18
we wanted to at least finish out her third year of of college where'd you go to school again champagne oh yeah you
01:18:25
wow that's a great school too do you guys think she was funny hold hold on one second one second
01:18:33
no Bob can you it's embarrassing it's embarrassing shut the [ __ ] up
01:18:41
man shut the [ __ ] up man my friend dude hey good question yeah good question did you think she was funny we didn't have a
01:18:47
clue why she even wanted to go out there yeah right yeah she never made you laugh
01:18:53
and can I tell you something yeah same no she's so she is Esther is a
01:19:00
bright light in the comedy scene since we met yeah maybe I'd like to guess 15 years ago I
01:19:06
don't know how long we've known each other yeah a long time a long long time you guys and what's funny is um this is
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going to sound very corny but I'm going to do it anyway cuz we're here there's sometimes when you're young you just
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know some when some of some people have it some people are proba going to quit some people are probably going to get too into drugs and alcohol or just
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disappear and Esther was always someone that I knew was she was just going to do
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whatever she wanted to do anyway and it was going to work because she was just good at being authentic to what she
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wanted to do anyway and she was very good at whenever I explain to people
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Esther can I get that over again I think you just got to run with it I gotta run with it yeah um yeah I go um she's an
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anomaly yeah and there's just no one and I I I feel that way about myself too
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like I I think that I'm just who I am I'm Different focus on her okay go back to you yeah um Esther
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right I forgot her name it's Lauren Lauren Lauren so Lauren and you um I've
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always got as soon as I saw you I got it yeah you get it right away I looked at you went oh yeah that's that's going to
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work you should be proud mom you made you made something good and you shouldn't be proud of getting banned from Rivers but you should be proud of
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what you've created on the other side of it yeah and we want everyone to please go watch go watch drugstore June uh if
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it's available after it's out in theater is going to be on VOD I imagine yeah it's already for pre-sale and I just have to say about my part in it oh Lord
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you are great Bobby no I I thank you for being a bad
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friend
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woo woo woo
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yeah woo
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yeah
