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Hey, >> we're gonna be in Lincoln, California. >> That's basically Sacramento.
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>> Abraham Lincoln. >> Abraham Lincoln is not from there, but that is basically Sacramento. On March
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14th, we'll be there at the Thunder Valley Casino. Then May 8th, right here in Los Angeles, our hometown.
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>> We're at the the the the the Netflix comedy festival. >> He got it. Netflix is a joke at the
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decisions and to boldly go where no sane podcast HR department or legal team has
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gone before. >> Hey, you two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> Whoa.
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>> Don't. Is mine facing the right way? >> Yeah, it is. >> Why do you have makeup on?
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>> Cuz I'm going out after. >> She's going to go. She's going bowling.
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>> Wait, who are you going bowling with? >> Her friend >> and some friends.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> You going out on a date? >> No, just friends.
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>> You're going out on a date? No. >> Yeah. You're fidgety. I know you're
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going out on a date. Who's the guy? >> No one. >> Welcome back to Bad Friends.
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>> The one that she likes is in Hawaii. >> Oh my god. >> Right. The one that you like is in
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Hawaii. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> AND SHE >> You have a crush on him. That's all I'm
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saying. Rudy. Rudy. Rudy and Rudy, >> you're on a different wavelength than I
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am, dude. I I don't KNOW IF I COULD DO IT. >> You're overwhelmingly
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welcome back to Bad Friends. >> Yes, I'm I'm a fangi. And this one is a cardinal. That's
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Where are the dithium crystals? Where are they? Rudy, >> where are they? >> Rudy,
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>> I don't know. >> Where are your boyfriends? Where are your BBC boyfriends?
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>> Welcome back to Bad Friends. It's our >> sixth year anniversary.
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>> You want to go inside my black hole? Welcome to my black hole. >> Oh, welcome. There's poo in there,
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>> dude. Six years we've been doing this fun show and bringing you guys fun.
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>> Star Wars, [ __ ] Star Wars, [ __ ] >> Don't do it. It's >> I'm Darth. I'm Darth.
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>> What a night to have. It's a Star Trek 6 year anniversary. We've got Rudy Jewels
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over here. Beam me down, dog. >> There it is. Hell yeah. >> Yeah, dude. The variation of the
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shocker. >> Yeah, I got it. He's got it. >> Did you see Bad Bunny or what?
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>> I love juice. >> Whoa. What's yours say? >> Did you see Bad Bunny?
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>> I saw Bad Bunny. You know what? You better sing at least one song from him.
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>> Such a good performance. >> I saw Turning Point. >> I did. It was great.
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>> I was on True Social, baby. It was, you know, was Kevin Spacy did a little
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number. He wore a tuxedo. He did a little dance. He had a He had a top hat. You know what else? John Voit did a um
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scene from Midnight Cowboy. >> Whoa. >> Yeah, it was great. >> That was awesome.
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>> It was awesome, dude. >> Yeah. Well, I saw Turning Point. >> While a lot of Americans were watching
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Bad Bunny ruin the halftime show, Bobby and I were tuned into Turning Point to see Kid Rock the stage.
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>> Yeah. >> What's up, America? Yeah. >> Sick of these liberal turds. And that
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lady that took eighth in American Idol. She was great, too. >> She was great,
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>> dude. Bad Bunny ripped. >> He ripped, dude. >> So hot. >> He's so
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>> He's a hot guy. >> He's a hot guy. Yeah. >> Just walking through the good actor,
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too. >> You know, my favorite thing about the Bad Bunny thing that made me laugh
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>> at the behind they had a market place like like a little a little convenience
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store in the background and it said, "We accept EBT." I was like, "That's so
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funny." Yeah, >> it was in Neon. Did you not see that? It was so funny. EBT accepted at the Bad
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Bunny halftime show. >> Super Bowl was one of the worst Super Bowls I think I've ever seen in my
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entire life. >> I didn't know who played. Who won? >> Nobody. Nobody won. Everyone lost. It
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was Seahawks. Who won? >> Seattle did win. >> They did. Yeah. >> Well, good. Congratulations to Seattle.
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>> Who cares? I don't care. >> Shitty Super Bowl. >> It was boring. What I'm more interested
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in right now >> Yeah. >> is how bad I feel about last night. I boned you.
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>> I boned you bad. I boned him good. I feel bad. He [ __ ] me. >> Well, I feel So,
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>> so here's Can I tell? >> Yeah. >> Go ahead. >> No, we went to the premiere of Goat our
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new animated movie that Bobby and I play the announcers, Chuck and Rusty. Please
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go see Goat. It's out February 13th. >> Yep. >> I think. >> Yeah. Two days ago.
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>> Two days ago. It's out in the theater still. >> Please go see it.
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>> Yeah. You finished it, right? >> Yeah. You went home halfway through.
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>> They didn't even sit us in the same theater. >> That's what pissed me off. I was alone,
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right? Sitting there, but big bag of popcorn. All the celebrities are like far away from me.
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>> You guys could have taken us. >> Huh? >> You guys both have plus ones and you
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could have taken us. >> Oh, we could. There was so many. Yeah, we could have. No, we couldn't have. It
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was sold out. Sold out. So filled. >> Did you like it? >> I loved it.
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>> I love it, too. >> I actually thought it was awesome. But I called you afterwards.
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>> Your you your voice came out first. Do you remember? >> What do you mean?
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>> In the beginning of the movie, I could hear your voice in the background of the
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far background. >> In the background. And it was I was like, "There's Andrew."
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>> "But you got the biggest pops." >> "No, I didn't."
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>> And one of the guys son said to me at the afterparty because we have friends
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that have kids that showed up. And I was like, "Did you like the movie?" And he
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goes, "Yeah." And I said, "Did you like the announcers?" He goes, "Uh, yeah."
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And I said, and I said, "Which one did you like more? Did you like the big one
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or the little one?" And he goes, "I like the little one." >> I said, "Good. That's good.
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>> That's good." Cuz he plays the little tiny one. You ripped. It's it honestly
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it's it's cute and sweet and funny. Yeah. I hope people go see it. It's a
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fun animated movie. Bring your >> bring your >> So, the way the way he [ __ ] me was so
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then Saturday night uh >> well, time out. First of all, that night after the movie, we're supposed to go to
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a little after a after get together. Nick Croll, all these people that are in the movie go. I call him. I say, "Where
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are you? Are you lost? Do you not know where to go?" It's literally in the same
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complex. >> I'm already at home. I'm in bed. >> Yeah, I was already in bed.
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>> He bailed halfway through the movie. >> I was alone. One of the women working
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there goes, "Your friend left." I said, "Where did he go?" She goes, "I
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think home. He got He got in his driver car and he left." >> But then we were told the next night was
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like a rap party, but it was a screening. >> No, it wasn't. >> During the day was
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>> I know, but this is what he says to me. This lying bastard. Okay. >> Well, it's not a lie. It's what I was
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told. It's what I was told. They were like, "Screenings all day and don't
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come." Spank. My boy Spank. Shout out to Spank. Spank goes don't need to go. It's
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a screening. Anyway, I get a call going, you know, a car is picking you up at 6:15. I go, "Where are we going?" He
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goes, "You're going to the rap party, so I'm going to go." Right? And then,
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right, the car arrives. I'm talking to Andrew. Andrew goes, "It's not a rap
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party, dude. It's another screening." >> Right? So, I went up to the driver and I
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gave him some money. I go, "You know what? You can go home. It's I don't want
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to go to another screening." He leaves and then like 30 minutes later, he calls
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me back. I go, "Oh, no. It is a rap party." >> And I'm like, I'm gone. You're gone.
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>> Sorry. I didn't go. I stayed at home. I watched Plurbus. >> Have you seen that show? I haven't
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finished. >> I might finish it. >> Oh, bro. It's great. >> I like the ending.
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>> Wow. It's good. Yeah. >> No, but I but Bobby goes, I gave that
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guy 200 bucks and he I made him leave. I was like, well, you don't want to go to
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rap party anyway cuz it's just a bunch of drunk people standing around. >> I wanted to go.
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>> Should have gone. I told you to go. >> Dude, you [ __ ] me. WHAT ARE YOU
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TALKING ABOUT? >> YOU could have called your manager and said, "Can I get another car?" And they
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would have sent you. >> Yeah. I'm not yet. No. >> See, >> no. I'll tell you why.
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>> It could have been fixed. >> It's not It can't be fixed, right?
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Because those drivers were specifically They know what to do, you know? Right. You know that, right?
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>> Is that your mom as a >> That's insane, dude. >> That's insane, dude.
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>> That's your mom. >> Yeah, >> the She's yellow, dude. Put the
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>> Wait, what is that in Star Trek World? What is that called? Who is that woman
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she's playing? >> No, this is the locker room for the guys. And we just put up.
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>> Oh, yeah. Jerk material. I get it. That's insane. That's your mom. Hey, can
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I have that frame? >> That is actually amazing. Yeah. Your mom's tits are that big, actually.
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>> Yeah. She What? >> They are. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> But if with that face, would you?
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>> Oh, yeah. >> Without face. >> Without? >> Yeah. Okay.
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>> Rudy, be good. >> I am good. >> No, you're not. You know what's so
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funny? When you put on face makeup like this, when you put on face paint like you're going out for the night, I know
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it's cuz she's going on a little secret date. >> Yeah, >> you are.
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>> I'm just hanging out with friends. >> No, you look like a colorful coconut.
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>> Colorful coconut. You're like when Tom Hanks painted the coconut to have sex
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with it in that [ __ ] The Island movie. >> Wilson. >> Yeah, Wilson.
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>> You're Wilson. Your new nickname is Wilson. Everybody online, call Rudy
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Wilson, please. >> Wilson. >> Oh, that was so good. >> That's you, Rud.
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>> That's you. >> That's cute. >> Where are you going after? You going
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bowling? >> Yeah. Highland Park. >> Oh, you're going to Highland Park Bowl.
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Fantastic. >> She's been going out all the time now. >> Now, what time does she get home to the
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house? Sometimes 4 in the morning. >> Gross. >> Yeah. >> Did you see it on the ring or whatever?
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On the cam on your camera? No. No. He just hears me because he's also awake.
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>> Well, he's playing. He's playing games. >> Yeah. I was like, w I wander around in
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the kitchen. >> But when she comes home, do you interrogate at all? Are you ever like
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what's been going on? >> She immediately starts yelling. >> You do. You get mad.
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>> You're like, "Where'd you go?" >> Yeah. Where'd you go? I I HAVE EVERY
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RIGHT TO GO OUT. >> I GO OUT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I'M LIKE, "ALL
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RIGHT, RELAX." GOD. Jesus Christ. >> No, BECAUSE HE STARTS SAYING >> THAT TONE.
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>> YEAH. >> He starts saying, "Why are you out so late?" >> Why are you out so late?
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>> Cuz I can be out late. >> No. No. No. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm concerned, right? Would
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you? 4 in the morning. >> 4 in the morning. Yeah. I'm concerned. Here's the difference. You can do
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whatever you want. Doesn't mean you should or have to. So, what are you doing out at that late?
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>> Well, the last time I just went to the beach with friends. >> I don't like that.
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>> And then I go, "Who did you go to the beach with?" He goes, "My friend
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Hillary." And then Pause. Lie. >> And then a bunch of guys. >> Yeah. A bunch of guys
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>> at 4:00 a.m. At 4 a.m. Yeah. >> Let me tell you something. My mom used
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to say to me, "Nothing good happens after 2 a.m. You should come home." So,
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what are you doing between 2 and 4 a.m.? Something bad is going on. >> You smoked weed and then smoking weed.
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>> Are you smoking weed now? >> Just a little bit. >> Gross. >> You're a bad weed?
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>> No, it's not. What do you mean it's just weed? >> Just a little bit.
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>> It's just meth. It's just crack. It's just >> I'm not doing other stuff. That's how it
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starts with the weed. It starts with the weed. >> I'm so shocked. >> Marijuana has been labeled as a gateway
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drug. >> The gateway drug. >> Statistically, most people who use hard
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drugs use marijuana first. Poundforpound. Marijuana and adolescent brain development because the teenage
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brain is still developing until the teenage >> until the mid20s, which you're not in
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your mid20s. >> You want tough love? >> Tough love. >> I'LL GIVE YOU TOUGH LOVE. YEAH. YEAH.
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You do it again, you're out OF THE HOUSE. >> OUT OF THE HOUSE. >> YOU'RE OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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>> I GOT A nipple piercing, TOO. WHAT THE [ __ ] >> OH MY GOD. >> NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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>> WHAT? >> YEAH. >> That's unbelievable, dude. >> You're really pissing us off, man.
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>> What do you goth now? >> NO, I'M NOT. It's just fun. >> No, it's not fun.
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>> It's gross. It's gross. >> Oh my god. You know what? She's She's
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She's going to have tattoos on her face from now. >> Neck tattoos on the way. Yeah.
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>> Face tattoos on the way. Teardrops for the dead homies on the way. >> I can't believe you did that.
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>> It wasn't painful. >> No, that's not what we're talking about.
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>> Who'd you get it with? Your friend >> Hillary? >> Yeah. Where? At a mall?
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>> No, at the tattoo shop. >> BAD PEOPLE HANG OUT AT THOSE PLACES. >> Is that where you get your weed?
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>> No. >> YOU GET YOUR KIT PIERCED AND A BOTTLE OF WEED? >> YEAH.
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>> Guy who doesn't know about weed? Yeah. >> DID YOU GET A BOTTLE OF WEED and your
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titty pierced? >> Yeah. >> At the tattoo shop. >> Did you get a car OF WEED?
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>> HUH? >> Who gave you that s that that that sinister s sinister weed? Who gave it to
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you? >> Did you snort it? >> I heard the kids lately snort it. >> They put it in their ass.
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>> Yeah, they do. >> They'll put it right in their ass. >> Yeah, they rub it on their eyes.
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>> It goes straight to the brain. >> Where are you buying the weed? >> I'm not buying. I just um
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>> Oh, YOU HAVE A DRUG DEALER BOYFRIEND. >> SHE'S GOT A DRUG DEALER BOYFRIEND.
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>> SHE'S GOT A DRUG DEALER BOYFRIEND NAMED RAUL. >> HUH? RAUL. >> Probably listen to Bad Bunny.
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>> Yeah. >> Oh, what else DO YOU DO AT NIGHT? >> That's it.
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>> Piercing your tit. You're smoking [ __ ] pot. >> Drugs >> at the beach. And by the way, Hillary's
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not a REAL PERSON. NO, YOUR MOMMY HAS MET HER. >> I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HILLARY. CALL her
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right now. >> Never even seen or heard of her. >> Call Hillary right now.
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>> Yeah. Who is Hillary? >> Put her on the line. >> I met her.
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>> Oh, shut up. This sounds like Hillary Clinton. >> OH, IT IS. >> IT'S HILLARY CLINTON.
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>> OH, YOU MEAN one of Epstein's friends? >> Yeah. >> Hillary Hill Dog. The sinister suit
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wearer. >> Answer. Hillary. >> If she doesn't answer, there's no
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Hillary. >> She's not answering. >> No, it doesn't matter. Wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait. >> Cuz you're calling your mom. Yeah. >> And she's not picking up the phone.
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Yeah. You put your mom's a random girl's face on the [ __ ] >> Let me leave a voice message.
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>> When you have finished recording, you may hang up. >> Hillary, >> excuse me. Um, we heard about the
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marijuana, >> the weed, and >> yeah, the breastices being pierced >> and the boob piercing. We need to call
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back. >> Call back ASAP. >> Call back. >> We need to talk to you about Jesus
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Christ. >> Yes. The Lord and Savior. >> Your Lord and Savior. Right. We need to
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talk about discipline. That's right. >> Right. And if you want to get scared
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straight, we'll scare you straight. >> I'll scare you real straight, pal.
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>> Pal, >> listen here. >> Yeah. You know what? Don't call Jules
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ever again. >> Don't ever again. Don't ever call her. >> She's not your friend. Right now
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influence. >> The path of life you're living >> Yeah. >> is like scoliosis. It's all crooked.
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Yeah. >> You want to get straightened out, pal? Yeah. >> You got to come see us. The bad friends.
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And let me tell you something. >> Yeah. Tell them. >> Let me tell you something.
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>> If I catch you listening to Bad Bunny, if I catch you listening to You're going down.
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>> All right, let's She better call back. >> She better call back.
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>> It's a new world now. We're living in a time. >> Tell us, Messiah.
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>> We're living in a time when someone like Rudy >> Oh, wise woman.
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>> flippidly flippantly talks about drugs and tit stuff. >> And her friends, imagine what they're
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doing when they're not joking around. Haha. This is funny cuz haha podcast. >> No, I'm being real. Let's be real. Yeah.
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>> You're playing the devil's game. You're playing the devil's game.
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>> And you're playing right into his hand. >> Yeah. Like this. >> Right.
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>> Rudy. >> The devil's game. >> He whispers in your ear. >> Rudy.
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>> Okay. >> You're playing the devil's game. >> You are.
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>> Yes. >> Yeah, you are. You are. >> You are. Okay. >> How?
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>> Yeah. >> We just smoke sometimes. >> Wait a minute. Did you get your boob
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pierced when you were stoned on marijuana or drunk on alcohol? >> No. >> Liar. You were sober.
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>> Yeah. >> 100%. >> 100%. >> 100%. So, you you went to the tattoo
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parlor, you walked in, you lifted your shirt up, you put your tit out, and you let some some creep some creepy devil
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man. >> Was it a man or woman that did it? >> A guy. >> Oh, wait. Wait. A guy, right? What?
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You're 14? >> I'm 24. >> I'm 24. >> You're 24 still. Some man slid a needle
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through your breast in front of other people and you think, "Fun time, Saturday night." Yeah, I don't mind
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showing my boobs. >> Oh my god. How did he hold it? >> What? >> How did he hold it?
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>> He just did that and then he stuck the needle. >> I don't I >> He hates women.
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>> Yes. Yes. Yes. He's a misogynist. Misogynist. >> He's a misogynist. Any guy out there
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that's willing to uh uh deform a woman's breast is a misogynist. And this man is
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in this man. >> I gave him consent. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Because you felt pressure because
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of a power struggle. >> Hillary made you do it. >> Hillary. Hillary. She did it.
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>> Yes. You kept going. >> Are you sure? >> No. I got >> cool people are doing it.
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>> Do you want to be a real American, >> Bobby? Be a real American. Right.
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>> Do you want to be a real American? >> Oh, say can you see? >> Let me tell you. Does Hillary have her
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breast pierced? >> No, she didn't. >> Okay. So, so does anyone in the circle
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have their boob pierced? >> No, just me. >> Why did you do Why are you the ring
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leader? >> Because I got bored. So, I told her, "Let's go to the tattoo shop.
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>> GET A HOBBY. >> GET a hobby. >> BAT MITTEN." YEAH. YEAH.
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>> Play jacks. >> Curling cards. >> Yeah. Something. >> Darts. Shuffleboard. There's so many
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other knickknacky things you can do other than >> Yeah. But this is fun, too.
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>> No, that's not. >> Are you going to get a tattoo? >> She is.
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H >> I Let me guess. A pentagram. >> Yep. >> No. Yep. >> What is the devil's game?
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>> Devil's game. >> I want like a my whole back. >> What do you want on your whole back?
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>> Yeah. >> I don't know. But something also on my chest like a tribal.
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>> Oh my god. What? >> Hawaii. >> Hawaii's got her, man. >> Yeah, it's Hawaii.
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>> It's going to be Hawaii. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> All your aunts. I used to date one of
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them. >> Correct. >> Yeah. >> Right. She's got tribal tattoos. Yeah.
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>> And it made her crazy sick. >> That's why I'm no longer with her.
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>> That's right. >> You're right there. >> Yeah. >> That's Kala. That's Kala.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. That's Kala right there. >> That was a picture of Kalila when they
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were going out. When she was going out, that was when she was heavy. >> Have you seen the news? Hillary answer.
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>> Get it. >> I'm excited. >> Hillary to Bobby and wants to talk to
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you. >> Oh no. Not >> Hillary. Yes. What are you doing? >> I'm home.
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>> You sound like you're on drugs. >> Are you on drugs, Hillary?
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>> I don't do drugs. >> You Oh, you don't smoke marijuana? You
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know, >> you smoke marijuana? >> Never heard of that in my life. >> Really?
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>> All right. So, when Jules is smoking it, she does it herself? >> Yeah, I do it by myself.
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>> Hillary. >> Yes. >> Do you smoke drugs with Jules >> sometimes? WHY' YOU LIE TO US?
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>> Did you influence her? No, I influenced >> it. Did you influence her to smoke
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marijuana? Hillary, are you are you dating some pthead that drives a souped-up Honda Civic? Is that what
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you're doing? And he's going around town with a loud muffler. >> Is that the guy that you're hooking up
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with? Taking her to tattoo parlor getting her tits pierced? >> Did you convince her to get her titty
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pierced? >> I did not. Did who else got their tit pierced in the group? >> Me.
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>> Okay. Hillary. Hillary. Give it to me. Hillary. Hillary. It's Uncle Bob.
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>> I'm right next. >> Did you see Can I talk for a second? >> I'm pissed.
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>> Yeah, I'm pissed, too, dude. I'm so pissed. Did you see Avatar Fire and Ash?
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>> No. >> You didn't? >> No. >> Well, they instead of going to the beach
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and doing drugs, why don't you go watch that movie? >> I'm just giving you options of what else
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you could do. You know what I mean? Right. >> Well, it was just a girl. Did you see
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Melania? Great documentary. >> Great documentary. >> Is it not great? Oh, say
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>> can you see? >> Wait, you should go watch Melania. >> Melania.
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>> It's very good. >> It teaches you about work ethic. >> It teaches about principles
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>> and immigration. >> And immigration. Immigration. Big. >> Yeah. Yeah. And also shoes.
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>> You like shoes, Hillary? >> Yeah. >> Okay, good. >> So, she got her boob pierced, too. You
00:21:16
lied. Yeah. >> You also got your tit pierced, Hillary. >> No, I'm just kidding. I didn't.
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>> No. Okay. >> H. Funny joke. >> That's funny joke. Yeah.
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>> I got a tattoo instead. >> What tattoo? >> What's a tattoo?
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>> A fairy. >> A fairy. >> Oh, you mean a you mean a satanic symbol?
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>> Yeah, it's Yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz fairies look up fairies satanic
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. A fairy has a there is no singular official fairy satanic symbol, but
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>> Yeah. But yeah, >> horned goat. Horned goat headed bafftt symbol of the Church of Satan.
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>> It's not a goat. It's a fairy. >> It's a trickster fairy puck.
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>> Okay, she has to go. >> Okay, she has to go. Bye >> bye, Hillary. Thanks for the drugs.
00:24:51
>> Okay, >> I mean, we are so concerned. You're hanging out with drug addicts and
00:24:55
influencers who think that they're going to be famous online. >> Yeah.
00:24:59
>> So, they're piercing their tits. They're getting tattoos. Look at Do any of your
00:25:02
friends have these tattoos? These are satanic symbols. >> No. No. >> This looks familiar to me, pal. Time's
00:25:08
running out on you guys. >> If you pick out one of those tattoos, we'll all three get them at the same
00:25:12
time. >> Really? >> It's got to be one of those, though. >> The one in the top right looks like the
00:25:15
medical symbol for like an EMT. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> We should do a lip tattoo.
00:25:20
>> What is that? >> Oh, what do you want to say? >> Yeah. What do you want to say?
00:25:22
>> Yeah. I don't know >> exactly. >> Yeah, you got to figure it out.
00:25:25
>> Do a baby girl. >> Oh, that's a terrible [ __ ] idea. >> Yeah.
00:25:30
>> Whoa. >> A little stegosaurus. Thought about that lot. Wild. No, I don't like that.
00:25:37
>> You know what's really funny? My friend Hillary. >> Wait, what does it say?
00:25:40
>> Killed. Kissed by you. Killed by you. My friend Hillary. >> 40 years later. Grandma, what's that say
00:25:46
on your grandma? What does that say on your lip? >> This says Ihe heart BBC.
00:25:53
Daddy. That one says daddy. That's awful. >> That's awful. >> My friend Hillary, who you guys met when
00:25:58
we had Guy Fieti here, has Flavor Town inside of her lip. >> Well, she was made to do that.
00:26:03
>> Yeah, that was her thing. Yeah. No, but but honestly, >> what's Flavor tongue?
00:26:08
>> This You need to get educated, girl. >> What? >> Into America.
00:26:12
>> You need to stop with the tit piercings and get educated. >> Yeah. Stop watching Euphoria.
00:26:17
>> That's a bad influence. Euphoria. >> Well, that's the problem. That's what
00:26:20
they're doing. >> That's what they're doing. watching Euphoria. What are they watching?
00:26:23
>> They're And they're probably watching uh They're probably watching Heated
00:26:26
Rivalry. >> Heated Rivalry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Just gay stuff. >> I love Heated Rival.
00:26:30
>> Yeah. You would? >> Yeah. >> You also love it, too. >> No, he doesn't.
00:26:34
>> I did love it. >> You did like it. >> It's gay propaganda.
00:26:38
>> I did love it. Yeah. Yeah. >> The the Look at the song in the middle
00:26:41
of the show. Gay is cool. Gay is the way. Be gay. Hey. Hey. Hey. That's the middle of the show. They just break out
00:26:47
in a song. >> I didn't see that part. >> Really? >> Oh. Yeah, I saw it.
00:26:51
>> I saw it a couple times. I didn't >> It's cool. Gay is the way.
00:26:58
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Just gay propaganda. >> What was that church when he goes um uh
00:27:02
celibacy is cool. What is that? >> Celibacy is cool. >> Oh, all the kids were like chanting.
00:27:08
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Don't have sex, just cast checks. >> I didn't find that video. Uh
00:27:16
>> celibacy is cool. >> Is that celibacy or Yeah, >> virginity is cool.
00:27:19
>> Yeah, virginity cool. Yeah, virginity is cool. >> Virginity. Let's watch that.
00:27:23
>> Come on. Ready. >> Come on. >> VIRGINITY IS COOL. COME ON. COME ON.
00:27:27
>> VIRGINITY IS COOL. Come on. COME ON. VIRGINITY IS COOL. COME ON. COME ON.
00:27:32
>> VIRGINITY IS COOL. Come on. COME ON. IS >> they do look cool. Yeah.
00:27:43
>> Imagine this is looping in your head as you're hanging yourself. VIRGINITY is cool. Come on.
00:27:54
>> Virginity is cool. >> And you know what? Virginity is cool. It is cool.
00:27:56
>> And here's why. >> Yeah. >> Because you know who You know what
00:27:59
virgins don't do? Pierce their tick and smoke pot at the beach. >> Amen.
00:28:03
>> Like a [ __ ] deviant. Like a devil per like a little devil person. And that's
00:28:08
what the devil does. He goes, "Come on, Rudy. Come to the beach with your tits
00:28:12
pierced and smoke pot by the water." I'm telling you, we are disappointed in you
00:28:17
as our daughter. It really bugs me because we wanted you to blossom into like a young woman with goals with with
00:28:24
um with >> I'm going to school. >> [ __ ] >> She is going to school.
00:28:29
>> I'm doing my masters. >> But tell them what you're >> what are you mastering?
00:28:32
>> Yeah. >> Environmental health. >> Fake. >> It's fake.
00:28:36
>> Fake. >> Oh, this tree is sick. >> Is that what you're doing? Look at this
00:28:42
planet. So gray and falling apart. >> Fake. That's fake [ __ ] >> It is really boring. But
00:28:47
>> yeah, go get them. Go get some. >> These titanic plates are shifting.
00:28:52
>> What do we do? >> Nothing. >> Nothing. >> We can't do [ __ ]
00:28:54
>> If they're going to shift when they shift, >> am I not right? Earthquakes and whatnot.
00:28:57
You can't stop it. >> Quakes are going to quake be quaking. >> Yeah.
00:29:01
>> El Nino's coming back next year and you can't do [ __ ] about it.
00:29:04
>> There's nothing you can do about it. Are you going to fix that? >> I'm not going to fix anything.
00:29:07
>> Okay. So, what's what's the what's the [ __ ] What do you do as your with your
00:29:11
masters? I don't know. I'm still learning. It's my first week. >> YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
00:29:14
>> IT'S MY FIRST WEEK. >> You just picked IT ON A CHART. I WHAT DID YOU HOW DID YOU PICK?
00:29:21
>> YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT? >> YEAH, >> DUDE. >> OKAY. The first day of class, what do
00:29:26
they say? >> I don't even know. >> Well, [ __ ] We're done. >> You're not going to class, are you?
00:29:32
>> I am. >> NO. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> I AM GOING TO CLASS. >> SHE'S GOING TO THE BEACH.
00:29:36
>> YEAH. >> Smoking weed with her tits pierced at the beach. You pig.
00:29:40
>> Pig. Let me say something to you. How many classes are you taking? How many
00:29:44
classes are required? Three classes. Three classes. What are they called? >> One is occupational health, one is
00:29:50
>> microbio, and one is >> um something also risk. >> Something also risk.
00:29:59
>> Good. I'm glad you I'm glad you're paying attention to something risk. A
00:30:03
key word to something you want to know what's going on. Something also risk.
00:30:08
>> Occupational something risk. Occupational hazardous risk >> something like that.
00:30:12
>> I'm telling you honestly >> that's a master you need. >> That is a masters. That's
00:30:16
>> the microbiology is cool. >> Give me something you learned in microbiology.
00:30:21
>> Pons in your head. They make you really sick and can be technic technically
00:30:28
called virus. And like the pregnant women that likes to eat that has cravings of like dirt.
00:30:34
>> Wait a minute. Pregnant women that want to eat dirt >> like craves dirt. That's because they
00:30:39
also have some kind of prons. >> Pregnant women crave dirt. Look at Fancy. He's losing his [ __ ]
00:30:45
>> Where were you? Three years ago. >> Go into all. Hold on. Let me see. Zoom
00:30:52
in. Craving dirt during pregnancy. Condition known as Pika. >> Oh. >> Eating disorder involving urges to
00:30:59
consume non-food items like soil, clay, ice, laundry starch. This is nutritional
00:31:05
deficiencies such as iron or zinc. So this is real. So what do you call it? Pre pron.
00:31:10
>> That's what my professor. >> Well, it's pika. We see it's known as
00:31:12
pika. >> Primary linked to deficiency. So women are out there just eating dirt.
00:31:17
>> Yeah. They crave it. They want to like eat it. >> Yeah. We see this is why we have
00:31:22
>> Do you crave dirt? >> No. I'm not pregnant. >> Okay. >> Yeah. You better You better [ __ ]
00:31:27
>> Andrea, did your wife crave dirt? >> Yeah. I didn't know what it was, but
00:31:35
it was great for you. >> Why are you going to the garden every day, sweetie?
00:31:41
>> Flowers out there. >> Your wife was doing laundry and eating laundry at the same time while your
00:31:46
daughter was being born. >> Wow. >> Wait, did your wife have any crazy urges
00:31:50
when she was pregnant? >> Not really. No, >> but eating dirt is un >> Except for that.
00:31:55
>> Yeah, she was eating a lot of dirt. Well, your house is made of clay, so
00:31:59
that is that does work out. That's pretty good. >> Sixy year bad anniversary, by the way.
00:32:04
And I want to say thank you to all the fans. Let's take two seconds to say thank you to all the fans for your
00:32:09
loyalty, for your fans. We appreciate you. We love you. You've been along for
00:32:13
the for the ride. And here's something interesting. Look at this. >> My life my life would not be the way it
00:32:18
is now without your my fans. >> No, it's Thank you so much for your support. And we really love you. So,
00:32:23
thank you. >> I'm being genuine. >> I am, too. We we met this idiot when she
00:32:28
was in high school. >> 18 years old. >> Yeah. >> She was 18. She came on the show
00:32:34
>> as your liaison to make sure that you didn't go um get cigarettes or go to
00:32:38
food. And you did anyway. >> I did anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And here we are six years later with the
00:32:43
crew. Added McCone and added Carlos. Actually, the original crew was us and fans.
00:32:48
>> Yep. >> Do you remember the first episode you did? >> Yeah. I was so scared.
00:32:53
>> You were scared? Yeah. >> God, it's at the time. No one was listening though. Were they? We were at
00:32:57
that other the old place. >> Old studio >> over there. Old studio. That old [ __ ]
00:33:01
>> Rudy's first appearance on Bad Friends. Rudy Giuliana. Rudy Jewels. First
00:33:05
appeared on the Bad Friends podcast early 2020. Recurring guest of a beloved figure early in the show's run. She
00:33:10
frequently appeared in many of the earliest episodes. Her presence became established as a staple rather than a
00:33:15
single formal guest debut episode. Even AI knows how how important you are to the show. But does AI know you're
00:33:21
piercing your tit by the beach? Probably not. >> It's gonna be in your wiki. I'll tell
00:33:24
you that right now. >> Significance. Yeah. What did you got? What is that? Yeah. Show us. What is
00:33:28
that? >> All right. >> Uh-oh. >> Uh-oh. >> Incoming messages.
00:33:35
>> Incoming messages. Incoming. >> Hey, just want to say congratulations.
00:33:39
>> Hello. >> To Andrew and Bobby on six years of bad friends. Look at how tight my face is in
00:33:46
this small little hood. What? Not as small as Bobby's eyes. >> Hello, bad friends. Congratulations on
00:33:55
six years. Y'all are my favorite podcast to go on. Thank you to Carlos, Andrew,
00:34:01
Rudy, Fancy, and Mone. And no thank you to Bobby. Just kidding. Uh, thank you. Bobby is awesome, but I was just doing a
00:34:09
playful roast. >> Hey, [ __ ] I want to wish you the Bad Friends podcast. Congratulations.
00:34:19
>> She's still alive. >> Andrew, buddy, I love you. Give me my booty call next week.
00:34:26
And also Bobby Lee. >> Look at that dildo on the back. >> New year, >> a brand new me and I'm forgiven and
00:34:36
everything like that. Bye to your stupid ice [ __ ] Godamn [ __ ] you guys. >> I'll [ __ ] kill you lady. She really
00:34:46
does it. >> Bobby Andrew, congratulations. years of Bad Friends. Trying to figure out a gift
00:34:51
to get you that really kind of celebrates who you are and just how unique Bad Friends is. I think this hits
00:34:57
it. >> There you go. >> Happy 6y year anniversary. >> Oh my god.
00:35:03
>> Congratulations on achieving this amazing. >> Is he detained? Is this in a
00:35:08
>> You all know this by now. >> He's been deported finally on podcast on
00:35:13
the whole planet. >> Joe Frogan who? As far as I know, I haven't experienced a single episode
00:35:21
yet. >> So, let's keep it going. And thank you for being a bad friend.
00:35:26
>> I love him. >> I love him. >> I miss him. I miss him. >> I was able to go 30 seconds without
00:35:32
making fun of Andrew. >> Amazing. >> Oh, you love this guy. >> Damn.
00:35:37
>> Hey, Santino and Bobby. Shy Guy. Uh, I just wanted to wish you guys uh a
00:35:44
congratulations. Six years of bad friends. Uh, way to go guys. Big congrats. And this is a little off
00:35:52
topic, but um, when I was a kid, my dad used to duct tape me to the basement wall and throw darts at me.
00:36:01
So, have a great happy anniversary. Happy freaks, dude. >> Wow. Amazing, >> guys.
00:36:08
>> Blessing. It's a blessing. Yeah. >> How do you feel? >> Good. Six years later.
00:36:15
>> Six years later. Now, >> let's talk about um what this did for
00:36:18
your life, bad friends. >> Yeah. Changed your life. >> I know you you made a list of 20 things.
00:36:24
So, go ahead. Go ahead. >> You got I got 25. >> Yeah. Yeah. I have 50, but she said 20.
00:36:30
Oh, wow. So, let's start with you. 20 things. How bad has helped you and helped your life?
00:36:34
>> Very good. >> Um Um friends. >> Yeah. >> Family. Mhm.
00:36:42
>> Um, >> what? >> It's a It's a list. >> Well, it's helping you. Can I help?
00:36:52
>> No, I'll just say one. >> Go ahead. >> I think it made me really confident.
00:37:00
I think it made me not think too much about what people think. It made me >> feel just like it's okay if I have an
00:37:08
accent. It's okay if I I don't know sound stupid. It's It's okay. And I feel
00:37:17
like it really helped me just be comfortable with myself. >> Oh my god. I think that's that really is
00:37:22
true. >> I think you become more yourself than anything. >> That that almost made me cry.
00:37:27
>> Since the day that you cleaned that knife, I think something clicked. >> No, because I saw her perform in the
00:37:32
main room at the comedy store. >> I No, I'm being real. Yeah. Yeah. >> And I I slid in the back and I saw Jules
00:37:38
on stage and she was so natural. >> She was doing it. >> Yeah. Yeah. She was on stage. I mean,
00:37:43
that's a legendary huge intimidating room. >> Oh my god. >> Right. And there and like if you think
00:37:50
six years ago, there's no way she'd have been able to do that. >> No.
00:37:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Bad friends changed uh changed all of our lives, but changed your life truly.
00:38:00
You like became your own. >> Yeah. >> Confident, >> you know, a little
00:38:06
>> I know. >> Yeah. >> On the edge. >> A little edgy. >> On the edge. You know, not everyone goes
00:38:11
I don't talk to anybody. Six years later I'm tit I'm piercing my tits.
00:38:14
>> Yeah. >> But I am proud. >> Yeah. >> That you become your own.
00:38:18
>> Mhm. >> And and also this takes we want to take the opportunity to tell you that it's
00:38:22
time >> time for you to move out. >> Yeah. We're ready. >> So um you have till Friday.
00:38:28
>> You have Friday. So, you're going to leave. You're going to move out of the
00:38:31
house. >> What about the dogs? >> Don't worry about the dogs. >> Going to go to the pound.
00:38:36
>> YEAH. >> WELL, HALF OF THEM THEY'RE going to put to sleep, >> right?
00:38:41
>> Yeah. >> And then some of them are going to take it to the pound. Pound. Going to go to
00:38:44
the pound. >> I know. Actually, there's one guy named Tran who's going to take it. One of the
00:38:47
dogs. >> Tron. >> Tron. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Ping. Ping. Tran.
00:38:50
>> Tran is Tran. >> He has a restaurant. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I don't know what he is going to
00:38:53
do with the dog, but anyway. Um, >> Tron. >> That's Remy. Remy is going to go to the
00:38:57
Tran. Yeah. Yeah. And so out by Friday. Yeah. And um all of it. I want my car back.
00:39:03
>> Yeah. Car back. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. You car? Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:07
>> Dude, you really have had a great run. >> It's a good run. >> It's been nice. But you're done.
00:39:11
>> How about you? >> What >> about your >> My experience of six years? Incredible.
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love that we've got from this show, the people that I've earned from this show
00:42:06
that I've gained. Uh the fans, the fans are [ __ ] unreal. I think it's the coolest thing we've ever done.
00:42:13
the the I've said this before. I'm gonna be corny, but I but this changed my life
00:42:20
in the best way in a way that I could never have dreamed or or even hoped for. It was the greatest it's been the
00:42:27
greatest moment in my career. And if and if this is the greatest thing I ever do,
00:42:31
that's awesome for me. If I never do anything bigger, better, more impactful
00:42:36
in the comedy world, this has been the greatest thing that's ever happened in
00:42:40
my career by a landslide. It brought you and I closer as friends, as brothers. It
00:42:45
it I don't know. It just did something for me that I'll never ever ever be able
00:42:49
to um top no matter what it is. That's a fact. I'll never be able to top this.
00:42:56
The most fun. It's the most fun I've ever had in my entire life. It's been
00:42:58
the best ride. So hopefully that'll be the [ __ ] Is it my turn? I could do the
00:43:02
gratitude thing. >> I WAS WAITING. I WAS GOING TO GO, MAN. >> SORRY, MAN. I'm sorry. I WENT ON AND ON.
00:43:07
>> I'M SORRY. I apologize. Go ahead. It was a good ride, man. That's all I have to say, man. Good
00:43:16
ride. >> Yeah. What are you, Johnny Depp? What are you doing? Oh, >> man. We're good. Cool, dude. Are
00:43:20
>> you tweaking out? >> Hey, man. We [ __ ] did it, dude. >> This changed your career.
00:43:23
>> This changed your career. >> What career, dude? >> What's up, man? I'm free.
00:43:27
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Can you imagine what this life would be
00:43:30
like without bad friends for you? >> Not as good. >> Well, uh, >> not as good, dude. How [ __ ] insane
00:43:37
what you went through. Friday. >> Your dad dying. A relationship ending. >> I can't do my [ __ ] gratitude.
00:43:45
>> Sit down, man. >> Are you still on Moi? >> I know. I can't.
00:43:51
>> You got to increase the dosage. >> I quit taking it three weeks ago.
00:43:56
>> I know. Well, cuz I can tell it's wiggling. >> I know. It's wiggling
00:43:59
>> so fast. >> Well, because so fast. >> Immediately. Immediately.
00:44:02
>> Cuz I saw the Wgoi commercial in the Super Bowl and I said, "Bob's on that."
00:44:05
And somebody goes, "Still?" And I go, "I don't know." Yeah. I don't think so.
00:44:09
>> It's changing, dude. >> It's changing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's a return of rapid return of
00:44:13
appetite, increased cravings, and for most years, significant weight regain. >> It's cereal for me.
00:44:18
>> It's the best. >> At four in the morning. >> What is it?
00:44:20
>> I do three different now kinds. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are they? What
00:44:23
are the kinds? >> Okay, so I do >> What's Bobby Lee's triple?
00:44:25
>> We already talked about the life. Cinnamon. Cinnamon Life. >> What?
00:44:29
>> Yeah. Golden Grams. >> You're probably going to like You're not
00:44:34
going to like the other one. >> First two are good. >> All right. Frosted Mini Wheats. Get
00:44:37
[ __ ] >> Get out of Get out of my What are you What are you 60? >> Yeah. Almost.
00:44:41
>> I'm 54. Yeah. Yeah. And um and then sometimes I do Coco Pebbles. >> Love.
00:44:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What's your favorite cereals? >> Three. If you had to combine three
00:44:50
cereals, what do you eat >> in the Philippines? We had Coco. >> Oh, here we go. Here we go. We have B.
00:44:55
We have Bad. >> Boco Crunch. >> Coco Crunch. >> Oh, you had Coco Crunch.
00:44:59
>> Coco Crunch. It was just >> the Milo one, too, though. >> Milo. We love Milo.
00:45:03
>> It was just mud, but it was We call it Coco for Crunch. Little balls of m
00:45:08
>> that one. Cocoa crunch. Co. >> Oh, it's different than our cocoa
00:45:10
crunch. It's still Nestle though. >> Yeah, it's got to be good. Yeah. Coco
00:45:13
Crunch. >> Cocoa Crunch for you. >> And Froot Loops. >> Froot Loop.
00:45:17
>> Fruit Loops. >> Fruit Loop. Fruit Loop. >> Yeah. >> Is it a toucan or a bat?
00:45:21
>> Do you remember when Froot Loops was a um >> a Mandela effect? >> The bird. Oh,
00:45:26
>> don't don't look it up. >> Drives me nuts. >> Yeah.
00:45:29
>> Well, it's like I learned today. >> Yeah. How How do you know what Froot
00:45:32
Loops? How they spell Froot Loops? >> Froot Loops. >> Yeah. Very good.
00:45:36
>> Very good. >> Six years, you know, for cruising. >> Yeah. What is it?
00:45:43
>> Fruit. >> Yeah. F R >> FR >> UI. >> No. O. >> F R O O T L O O P. Fruit loop.
00:45:57
>> It's how you guys would say. >> Fruit loop. Fruit. Fruit loop. Look.
00:46:00
It's fruit loop. It's not spelled like fruit. It's spelled fruit. fruit loop.
00:46:06
Look at that. Do you know that? >> No. >> It's a Mandela effect. You know what a
00:46:10
Mandela effect is? >> Some people think it's like a different way and some people think it's something
00:46:15
else. >> You remember it. You think you remember it one way, but it actually was never
00:46:19
that way. There's one that [ __ ] me up today. I watched a Mandela thing on TikTok today. Crazy you brought it up.
00:46:25
>> Suspenders. Suspenders or not on Mickey Mouse. >> Yes. Look it up right now.
00:46:34
Mickey Mouse suspenders. He never had suspenders, but I remember Wow. >> him having suspenders.
00:46:41
>> Okay, I got one. >> I got one for you. Hold on. I got another one that's gonna [ __ ] up.
00:46:44
>> Can I do one now? >> No. >> Yeah, please give me >> You're the curious George
00:46:49
>> the monkey. >> Does he have a tail or no tail? >> He's got to have a tail.
00:46:55
>> Yeah. >> Does he have a tail? >> Yeah. Look it up. >> He does?
00:46:57
>> Yeah. Look it up. >> Wait, cuz you tricked me cuz my mind was going to say maybe he doesn't have a
00:47:01
tail. >> He does. Wait, he does not have a tail. >> He doesn't have a tail.
00:47:05
>> When he's walking with the guy, he doesn't have a tail. >> That guy. Wow. He doesn't
00:47:10
>> He doesn't have a [ __ ] tail. >> Did the park ranger take it?
00:47:12
>> Yeah. >> Oh, wait. Zoom in. >> Yeah. >> Is he a gorilla?
00:47:17
>> Zoom in. >> Zoom in. >> Does he look like a gorilla? >> A baby.
00:47:21
>> Look what he has. Yeah. He's got his nipple pierced. >> Probably a pot smoker.
00:47:25
>> You know the tail's jam jammed in his ass. >> He tucks it. He's a tucker.
00:47:30
>> I get you. Give me give me a Mandela. >> Um the uh um Monopoly man.
00:47:36
>> Yeah. Ask me. >> He's running with a bag of money. >> Yeah.
00:47:39
>> Monle. No Monle. >> No Monle. >> Interesting. >> Yeah. No Monle.
00:47:43
>> Look it up. Monical or no come Monle? What do you think? >> No. >> So he never had one. That image of him
00:47:48
running with a bag of money. >> Yeah. >> See the one right there? That the right
00:47:52
one. >> That for some reason people all thought he had a Monle. >> I did too until I looked up. I know all
00:47:57
the Mandela effect. >> Oh, you know them all. >> Yeah. That's why I said it. See, but he
00:48:00
used to have a cane. >> Yeah. >> But he never had a cane in this image.
00:48:03
The cane was years later. He actually never had a cane in the original image. >> I always thought he had a monle.
00:48:07
>> I know. I thought he did, too. That's Mr. Peanut. >> Yeah. >> Mr. Peanut looks very similar.
00:48:11
>> Can I do my gratitude list? >> Yeah. Do the gratitude, please. Will you
00:48:14
do it right now? >> All right. So, um, >> please. >> So, when we went to the premiere, you
00:48:18
know, I mean, you know, we went and there was like it was at the Century City Mall, right?
00:48:23
>> What a weird place. >> And there was like that those sea of kids, you remember?
00:48:26
>> So, Boys and Girls Club. >> Boys and Girls Club. And when I came out, the place went crazy.
00:48:32
>> Yeah. >> Chanting my name. >> Yeah. >> And it's all from bad friends.
00:48:37
>> Well, it's every your whole career. >> I know. But no, it No, but it it was
00:48:40
essentially the last seven years of my life. >> Yeah. >> Which is this has been a big part of,
00:48:46
you know, it's I remember when I after MAD, um Paulie told me, "Dude, you're
00:48:51
never gonna make it, dude." >> Yeah. Yeah. He goes, "Dude, if Mad
00:48:57
didn't do it, dude, none of this is going to do it, dude." >> What an [ __ ]
00:49:00
>> And now and then now he's now he says, "You made it, dude."
00:49:04
>> Okay. >> You know what I mean? So, it's like you could just kind of feel just you could
00:49:07
feel it in the in the wind in the in the streets. >> Made a long time ago.
00:49:11
>> No. No. I I don't think so, dude. >> But Bad Friends H was solidified. The
00:49:14
the little kids the little kids from Boys and Girls Club. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Cuz I remember you you were signing
00:49:19
their shirts and all that. >> They lost their mind for Bobby. It was It was so funny, man. They were like, it
00:49:24
was it was fandom. And you're talking kids. Like they never saw Mad TV. Like
00:49:29
they weren't alive. These are these are 9 to 12 year old kids. >> But they were losing their minds. They
00:49:33
were having so much [ __ ] fun. It was cool. >> You don't believe us? >> No, I believe him. I'm here for all of
00:49:40
this. You can thank us for this fame. >> Whoa. Like you just show up and sit down
00:49:46
for 90 minutes, but a lot goes into it. So >> this is what you do. >> This is what you do. All right.
00:49:53
>> I do. I say >> I can do >> He does it. I do that. You do that. This is what you do. That's
00:50:00
the booper. >> ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M BASICALLY I'M BASICALLY YOUR MANAGER, DUDE.
00:50:03
>> This is what you do. This is what you do. Yeah. Come at six. >> Why don't you thank Why don't you give
00:50:09
some gratitude fans for the >> Yeah, that you three have some gratitude. Let's
00:50:13
>> Well, no, no, no. Let's hear Fancy. Most importantly, he was here from the very,
00:50:17
very beginning. >> Beginning. There's There's not a better middleman than you.
00:50:21
>> Thank you. Um I think I got that >> cuz remember in London >> I had a dream once.
00:50:27
>> No. And that dream is >> and thanks to >> it's not dead just like Martin Luther
00:50:31
King. >> I had a dream >> and it was like what can I aspire to? And it's like can I be the better
00:50:39
middleman and you made it true? Thank you. Oh [ __ ] You feel good? You feel good, dude. You deserve it,
00:51:01
man. >> You're the best middleman, dude. >> You're the best middle ever. Okay,
00:51:07
Carlos. Words of affirmation, words of wisdom, words of peace, words of grace. >> Best job ever. Um, my first job in LA
00:51:16
was driving escorts. And my last one is working with y'all here, and I love it.
00:51:21
>> Kind of the same. >> Yeah, >> pretty close. >> Um, so thank you, Bobby. Thank you,
00:51:27
Andrew. I appreciate it. Thanks for having me on. I saw I came on episode 87. >> 87. That was your first. Yeah. Wow.
00:51:34
>> So, it's awesome to still be >> I feel like you've been here forever,
00:51:36
like since the beginning. >> Well, essentially, right, cuz what what what 52 weeks, right? So he did within
00:51:42
the beginning of the second season, second year is when he came on. >> No,
00:51:48
>> the only reason he didn't come on earlier is because we were on a restrictive cast because
00:51:54
>> co >> co we couldn't nobody want we couldn't have people at the studio.
00:51:58
>> Yeah. Who was who was doing it? It was just you, right? >> It was just Fancy alone in a clim.
00:52:03
>> Well, I remember under the stairs and then and then George would come sometimes. We kick him out fast.
00:52:08
>> Pete then came. >> Then Pete came. Pete. >> You remember Pete?
00:52:11
>> I love Pete. >> Throw croissants at him. >> Yeah. >> Remember that? You used to throw
00:52:15
croissants at him. >> You call him Peter Chocolat. He go Peter Chocolat. He throw chocolate croissant
00:52:24
at Pete. >> We love Petey. >> Yeah. >> Petey and George would come on and then
00:52:29
after after CO wiggled its way from our psyche when we were sick of the [ __ ] that's when he joined.
00:52:36
>> And McCone, you're a newbie. You're only two. >> It's coming up on three.
00:52:42
>> This will be the third year. >> Wow. >> When Sickler was on, that was the first
00:52:45
time I was here. I was mentioned. >> Yeah. You came in in that tough year.
00:52:49
>> Tough. >> Yeah, that was a tough year. >> It was hard. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:52
>> Yeah. It was a lot going on. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You're We're grateful to have you guys
00:52:55
along for this ride. Mone and Carlos and Fancy >> and uh also you, >> the Jewels. Also, the Jewels more than
00:53:04
anything. >> We've had great guests. >> Yeah, it's been crazy. Yeah, we've had
00:53:07
the last couple years we've had great guests. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:10
>> When they said Jack Black wanted to do the show, I was like, >> you had Cena.
00:53:14
>> Has he seen the show? >> John Cena. >> Yeah. And Efron nuts. The the world uh
00:53:18
has been crazy. And we're going to continue to do the show for the fans because it's the most fun we've ever
00:53:22
had. It is by far. Yeah. And I do think I'm making a slight prediction, >> but the fall of the fall of 2027, which
00:53:30
is a full year and half away, >> we'll do a Bad Friends Global Tour. >> Really? Yeah. Our last one. Our last
00:53:36
one. >> Our last tour together. I think we'll do one big >> The last one was supposed to be our last
00:53:40
one. >> Yeah. >> But we'll do one final. >> We'll do one more. Well, that's what all
00:53:43
good bands do. You know, >> you have to You have to be on tour with us. >> Mhm.
00:53:47
>> Yeah. You really do. It's only fair. >> Can we go to the Philippines?
00:53:53
>> Yeah. If we can sell tickets. >> Yeah. >> And also, Fancy has to come.
00:53:57
>> Are you working on another baby? >> No. >> Be honest. Because we can't take you if you have
00:54:02
another kid. So if you have another kid, you gota you can't because we're
00:54:06
childless, you know. >> Yeah. >> We're sloths of the street. >> We're child We're childless trash.
00:54:12
>> Yeah. It's better for you guys. Focus on work. >> Oh, is that facicious?
00:54:18
>> You being a smartass. >> You just got a citizenship, dude. Don't
00:54:22
make us take it away. You better calm down. Okay. >> You guys showed up for my special. I
00:54:27
remember >> you did. >> That was really sweet. >> Powerful. Now you guys were backstage
00:54:31
and you know I thought that you know you can you can get in your head and go oh that
00:54:38
was bad or whatever >> because you know you you know you get off stage you're like I could have done
00:54:42
this better this and that and then you guys were like no that was you know I mean I just the affirmation
00:54:47
>> made it clear I believed you >> when you guys said that it's good I
00:54:51
believed you >> sometimes I don't believe comics >> I well >> good set I got yes
00:54:56
>> comics no but these guys are these guys these guys are are friends and they'll
00:55:00
tell you the truth. They're not on stage every night, >> you know. >> Yeah.
00:55:04
>> So they they they really mean it when they say it. >> Finally. >> Finally. Yep.
00:55:10
>> Finally. >> Should I We It's not really etched in stone. We can think of another one.
00:55:15
>> I think finally is so good. But I think it's finally. >> You think so?
00:55:18
>> Finally with two. >> I don't like play on word [ __ ] >> Really?
00:55:20
>> I don't. >> That's kind of like the whole punny. >> It's what we do here at this show.
00:55:24
>> I know, but I'm not in my own personal life of punny puns. >> No, finally. Finally is very is very
00:55:28
poignant. Anyway, just finally, I think finally. >> Yeah, it's beautiful.
00:55:32
>> I'll say this. What's really going to happen is >> tell us
00:55:38
>> the year will be met with great strife and struggle. Lot of wild [ __ ] going on
00:55:43
right now. >> It's already bad now though. >> I know. But it's going to chill out at
00:55:48
the end of the year because people will be sick of the nonsense. >> I don't know, dude.
00:55:51
>> And they'll go, "What do we need to break up the year?" and they'll say,
00:55:55
"Finally, >> Bobby Lee, it's been a long It's been a long wonderful fun ride."
00:56:00
>> When you re Oh, yeah. Okay. >> I I just remember that mo that There's
00:56:04
little tiny things that happened on the show that I'll never forget. You saying
00:56:07
the joke of Thumble. Thumb's one of the funniest jokes you ever said. I laughed
00:56:10
>> harder than I've ever laughed. In fact, we revisited tonight at my buddy Jim's
00:56:14
house. >> We revisited because a WGO ad came, a commercial came out of the Super Bowl. I
00:56:19
said, "Bob's on WGOI." And I say, "I remember when he was on Ozmpic and he
00:56:22
threw up for the promo for the Halloween episode two years ago." Yeah. And you
00:56:25
puked right there in the front room. Yeah. And I laughed so [ __ ] hard. I laughed. I couldn't stop laughing. I
00:56:31
thought you were goofing around when you were like, "I don't feel good." I was
00:56:34
like, "You're being a bitch." >> But at the time, you weren't laughing.
00:56:36
>> Yeah. I was cracking up. You seeing the >> You thought it was just I never laughed.
00:56:39
He heard you laugh louder when I fell. >> It's the funniest moment I've ever
00:56:46
>> When you fell in the roller skates is maybe one of the funniest. No, but you
00:56:49
throwing up in the hallway got me so good because the first couple times I was like, "Oh no." But it kept coming. I
00:56:54
couldn't stop laughing. >> Dude, I was so sick. >> I had to walk in the other room.
00:56:58
>> Oh my god. I was so sick. >> Yeah, but now look at you. >> I know, but fat again.
00:57:02
>> No. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You're not fat again. >> Yeah. I'm just getting rolls.
00:57:06
>> But you got off of Wiggoi. Why'd you stop using it? >> I just got so nauseous, dude.
00:57:11
>> You were tired of the nausea. >> I'm just Yeah, but now I just got new
00:57:14
medication for the nausea. But now I'm on Lexapro. So you're on ant. >> So I'm on so many different things now.
00:57:20
It's like, you know what I mean? So I'm like afraid to >> Who's prescribing?
00:57:23
>> My psychiatrist. >> Well, maybe you should change. >> No, Lexa Pro is really working.
00:57:27
>> No, but Lexa Pro. >> I couldn't come the other night. That was the scary part.
00:57:30
>> I know. I remember. So Lexa Pro. >> Lexa Pro off. So Lexa Pro on, WGO off.
00:57:37
>> Yeah. >> Anti-nausea medication on. >> Oh, no. Off until I'm back on WGO.
00:57:42
>> When you go back, you can do that. >> I think tomorrow is the day
00:57:45
>> you go back. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's you don't it's it's
00:57:48
it's like a low humming nausea, >> right? It's like you're not going to
00:57:54
vomit, but it's like a kind of like a light sickness that's in your gut.
00:57:58
>> I don't like that. >> Right. And you're just walking around
00:58:00
with it >> and it's just like >> I was just tired of that. Yeah.
00:58:03
>> You know, >> I'm back on creatine, which is crazy. >> What's that?
00:58:07
>> Creatine. Creatine is a very long researched longuse product you use for
00:58:13
post exercise or well, I mean, I use post exercise. Some people do it pre, but it uh I found out some of the health
00:58:19
benefits of creatine outside of like muscle building and stuff >> for the brain. I used to take it when I
00:58:24
was in college and I worked out a lot and then I stopped. But then the look out the the health the brain benefits of
00:58:29
creatine. It's actually amazing. >> Do you need a prescription for that?
00:58:31
>> No, brother. Creatine you could buy at the store. It's just, you know,
00:58:35
>> improve short-term memory. >> I mean, I'm on real medications and you
00:58:38
brought up creatine. >> Like that was weird. I take vitamins. >> All right. It's like,
00:58:44
>> well, I told you maybe maybe you shouldn't be overly prescribed uh drugs.
00:58:48
>> Yeah, it's it's a little startling because I now cuz I have I'm on rolin.
00:58:52
>> Yeah. See, this is my thing is they want to throw everything at you. >> I have so much. I have rolin now.
00:58:56
Lexapro also a tennol. >> Is your penis working? >> No. >> I can get erect because of Bluetooth.
00:59:04
>> Yeah. Where is it? >> It's not on the spaceship. >> Do you have one of those little things
00:59:07
uh that says Monday, Tuesday? >> Oh, Bluetooth. >> No pill. Monday Bluetooth.
00:59:14
>> A pillc case. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. A pill case. >> You have a pill case?
00:59:17
>> No, but I have like a row on my It's It's a system. >> Yeah. So, it's a pill case.
00:59:21
>> I have a system. Yeah. >> But >> I just don't want to take a lot of pills
00:59:24
anymore. >> Yeah. I I You don't know if I need it. >> I think if the Lex Pro helps, that's
00:59:29
good. Are you on any medication at all? >> It is helping. I don't Are you on it?
00:59:34
>> Yeah. It You know what? It stops some of the ruminating thoughts. >> Yep. Because I have these things that
00:59:39
reoccur in my head course and I'm in a mental nightmare. >> What you on Lex Pro as well?
00:59:45
>> I've been on it for like five years now. >> And on prep, right? You're on prep.
00:59:49
>> No. Although a doctor did recommend that to me once. >> You might be.
00:59:52
>> He was like, you should probably get into this. >> You might get under prep cuz you do.
00:59:56
What is prep? >> It's gay people take. >> It's not for gay people. It's for people
00:59:59
that have hi people that are uh that are um at risk of getting HIV at a higher level.
01:00:06
>> Yeah. >> Huh. I said gay people. >> You people. >> You're people.
01:00:11
>> Yeah. There's fun stuff that gets you AIDS. >> That's what I'm saying. So, you could
01:00:14
catch HIV. >> Wait, so if you take it, you you're it >> you're you can't get it.
01:00:18
>> You can't get It's preventative. >> Preventative. Yeah. But I haven't I'm
01:00:21
not on prep. That's >> I know. But what what are the What are the um side effects of that?
01:00:25
>> Uh having too much fun at Hamburger Mary's on a Wednesday. Nausea, headache,
01:00:31
diarrhea, fatigue, and abdominal pain. >> You already have those, so you fake it.
01:00:36
>> Yeah. So, what we want to say is >> thank you for being a bad friend.