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Hey,
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>> we're gonna be in Lincoln, California.
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>> That's basically Sacramento.
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>> Abraham Lincoln.
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>> Abraham Lincoln is not from there, but
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that is basically Sacramento. On March
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14th, we'll be there at the Thunder
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Valley Casino. Then May 8th, right here
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in Los Angeles, our hometown.
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>> We're at the the the the the Netflix
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comedy festival.
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>> He got it. Netflix is a joke at the
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YouTube theater. Go to badfriend.com for
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those tickets. That's badpod.com.
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>> Comedy, the last frontier. These are the
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voyages of the starship bad friends. Its
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mission to explore strange new bits to
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seek out weirdos, wild stories and bad
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decisions and to boldly go where no sane
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podcast HR department or legal team has
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gone before.
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>> Hey,
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you two are bad friends. Who are these
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two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> You two are something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> Whoa.
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>> Don't. Is mine facing the right way?
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>> Yeah, it is.
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>> Why do you have makeup on?
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>> Cuz I'm going out after.
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>> She's going to go. She's going bowling.
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>> Wait, who are you going bowling with?
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>> Her friend
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>> and some friends.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> You going out on a date?
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>> No, just friends.
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>> You're going out on a date? No.
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>> Yeah. You're fidgety. I know you're
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going out on a date. Who's the guy?
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>> No one.
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>> Welcome back to Bad Friends.
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>> The one that she likes is in Hawaii.
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>> Oh my god.
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>> Right. The one that you like is in
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Hawaii.
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>> Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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>> AND SHE
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>> You have a crush on him. That's all I'm
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saying.
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Rudy. Rudy. Rudy
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and Rudy,
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>> you're on a different wavelength than I
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am, dude. I I don't KNOW IF I COULD DO
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IT.
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>> You're overwhelmingly
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welcome back to Bad Friends.
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>> Yes, I'm
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I'm a fangi.
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And this one is a cardinal. That's
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Where are the dithium crystals?
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Where are they? Rudy,
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>> where are they?
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>> Rudy,
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>> I don't know.
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>> Where are your boyfriends? Where are
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your BBC boyfriends?
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>> Welcome back to Bad Friends. It's our
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>> sixth year anniversary.
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>> You want to go inside my black hole?
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Welcome to my black hole.
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>> Oh, welcome. There's poo in there,
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>> dude. Six years we've been doing this
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fun show and bringing you guys fun.
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>> Star Wars, [ __ ] Star Wars, [ __ ]
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>> Don't do it. It's
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>> I'm Darth. I'm Darth.
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>> What a night to have. It's a Star Trek 6
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year anniversary. We've got Rudy Jewels
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over here. Beam me down, dog.
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>> There it is. Hell yeah.
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>> Yeah, dude. The variation of the
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shocker.
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>> Yeah, I got it. He's got it.
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>> Did you see Bad Bunny or what?
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>> I love juice.
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>> Whoa. What's yours say?
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>> Did you see Bad Bunny?
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>> I saw Bad Bunny.
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You know what?
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You better sing at least one song from
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him.
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>> Such a good performance.
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>> I saw Turning Point.
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>> I did. It was great.
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>> I was on True Social, baby. It was, you
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know, was Kevin Spacy did a little
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number. He wore a tuxedo. He did a
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little dance. He had a He had a top hat.
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You know what else? John Voit did a um
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scene from Midnight Cowboy.
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>> Whoa.
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>> Yeah, it was great.
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>> That was awesome.
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>> It was awesome, dude.
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>> Yeah. Well, I saw Turning Point.
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>> While a lot of Americans were watching
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Bad Bunny ruin the halftime show, Bobby
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and I were tuned into Turning Point to
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see Kid Rock the stage.
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>> Yeah.
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>> What's up, America? Yeah.
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>> Sick of these liberal turds. And that
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lady that took eighth in American Idol.
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She was great, too.
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>> She was great,
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>> dude. Bad Bunny ripped.
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>> He ripped, dude.
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>> So hot.
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>> He's so
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>> He's a hot guy.
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>> He's a hot guy. Yeah.
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>> Just walking through the good actor,
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too.
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>> You know, my favorite thing about the
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Bad Bunny thing that made me laugh
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>> at the behind they had a market place
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like like a little a little convenience
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store in the background and it said, "We
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accept EBT." I was like, "That's so
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funny." Yeah,
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>> it was in Neon. Did you not see that? It
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was so funny. EBT accepted at the Bad
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Bunny halftime show.
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>> Super Bowl was one of the worst Super
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Bowls I think I've ever seen in my
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entire life.
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>> I didn't know who played. Who won?
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>> Nobody. Nobody won. Everyone lost. It
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was Seahawks. Who won?
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>> Seattle did win.
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>> They did. Yeah.
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>> Well, good. Congratulations to Seattle.
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>> Who cares? I don't care.
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>> Shitty Super Bowl.
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>> It was boring. What I'm more interested
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in right now
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>> Yeah.
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>> is how bad I feel about last night. I
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boned you.
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>> I boned you bad. I boned him good. I
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feel bad. He [ __ ] me.
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>> Well, I feel So,
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>> so here's Can I tell?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Go ahead.
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>> No, we went to the premiere of Goat our
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new animated movie that Bobby and I play
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the announcers, Chuck and Rusty. Please
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go see Goat. It's out February 13th.
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>> Yep.
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>> I think.
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>> Yeah. Two days ago.
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>> Two days ago. It's out in the theater
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still.
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>> Please go see it.
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>> Yeah. You finished it, right?
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>> Yeah. You went home halfway through.
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>> They didn't even sit us in the same
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theater.
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>> That's what pissed me off. I was alone,
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right? Sitting there, but big bag of
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popcorn. All the celebrities are like
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far away from me.
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>> You guys could have taken us.
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>> Huh?
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>> You guys both have plus ones and you
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could have taken us.
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>> Oh, we could. There was so many. Yeah,
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we could have. No, we couldn't have. It
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was sold out. Sold out. So filled.
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>> Did you like it?
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>> I loved it.
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>> I love it, too.
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>> I actually thought it was awesome. But I
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called you afterwards.
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>> Your you your voice came out first. Do
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you remember?
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>> What do you mean?
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>> In the beginning of the movie, I could
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hear your voice in the background of the
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far background.
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>> In the background. And it was I was
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like, "There's Andrew."
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>> "But you got the biggest pops."
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>> "No, I didn't."
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>> And one of the guys son said to me at
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the afterparty because we have friends
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that have kids that showed up. And I was
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like, "Did you like the movie?" And he
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goes, "Yeah." And I said, "Did you like
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the announcers?" He goes, "Uh, yeah."
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And I said, and I said, "Which one did
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you like more? Did you like the big one
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or the little one?" And he goes, "I like
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the little one."
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>> I said, "Good. That's good.
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>> That's good." Cuz he plays the little
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tiny one. You ripped. It's it honestly
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it's it's cute and sweet and funny.
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Yeah. I hope people go see it. It's a
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fun animated movie. Bring your
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>> bring your
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>> So, the way the way he [ __ ] me was so
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then Saturday night uh
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>> well, time out. First of all, that night
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after the movie, we're supposed to go to
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a little after a after get together.
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Nick Croll, all these people that are in
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the movie go. I call him. I say, "Where
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are you? Are you lost? Do you not know
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where to go?" It's literally in the same
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complex.
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>> I'm already at home. I'm in bed.
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>> Yeah, I was already in bed.
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>> He bailed halfway through the movie.
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>> I was alone. One of the women working
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there goes, "Your friend left."
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I said, "Where did he go?" She goes, "I
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think home. He got He got in his driver
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car and he left."
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>> But then we were told the next night was
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like a rap party, but it was a
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screening.
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>> No, it wasn't.
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>> During the day was
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>> I know, but this is what he says to me.
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This lying bastard. Okay.
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>> Well, it's not a lie. It's what I was
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told. It's what I was told. They were
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like, "Screenings all day and don't
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come." Spank. My boy Spank. Shout out to
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Spank. Spank goes don't need to go. It's
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a screening. Anyway, I get a call going,
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you know, a car is picking you up at
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6:15. I go, "Where are we going?" He
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goes, "You're going to the rap party, so
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I'm going to go." Right? And then,
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right, the car arrives. I'm talking to
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Andrew. Andrew goes, "It's not a rap
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party, dude. It's another screening."
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>> Right? So, I went up to the driver and I
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gave him some money. I go, "You know
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what? You can go home. It's I don't want
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to go to another screening." He leaves
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and then like 30 minutes later, he calls
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me back. I go, "Oh, no. It is a rap
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party."
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>> And I'm like, I'm gone. You're gone.
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>> Sorry. I didn't go. I stayed at home. I
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watched Plurbus.
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>> Have you seen that show? I haven't
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finished.
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>> I might finish it.
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>> Oh, bro. It's great.
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>> I like the ending.
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>> Wow. It's good. Yeah.
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>> No, but I but Bobby goes, I gave that
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guy 200 bucks and he I made him leave. I
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was like, well, you don't want to go to
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rap party anyway cuz it's just a bunch
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of drunk people standing around.
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>> I wanted to go.
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>> Should have gone. I told you to go.
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>> Dude, you [ __ ] me. WHAT ARE YOU
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TALKING ABOUT?
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>> YOU could have called your manager and
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said, "Can I get another car?" And they
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would have sent you.
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>> Yeah. I'm not yet. No.
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>> See,
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>> no. I'll tell you why.
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>> It could have been fixed.
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>> It's not It can't be fixed, right?
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Because those drivers were specifically
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They know what to do, you know? Right.
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You know that, right?
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>> Is that your mom as a
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>> That's insane, dude.
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>> That's insane, dude.
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>> That's your mom.
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>> Yeah,
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>> the She's yellow, dude. Put the
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>> Wait, what is that in Star Trek World?
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What is that called? Who is that woman
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she's playing?
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>> No, this is the locker room for the
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guys. And we just put up.
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>> Oh, yeah. Jerk material. I get it.
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That's insane. That's your mom. Hey, can
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I have that frame?
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>> That is actually amazing. Yeah. Your
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mom's tits are that big, actually.
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>> Yeah. She What?
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>> They are.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
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>> But if with that face, would you?
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> Without face.
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>> Without?
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>> Yeah. Okay.
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>> Rudy, be good.
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>> I am good.
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>> No, you're not. You know what's so
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funny? When you put on face makeup like
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this, when you put on face paint like
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you're going out for the night, I know
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it's cuz she's going on a little secret
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date.
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>> Yeah,
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>> you are.
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>> I'm just hanging out with friends.
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>> No, you look like a colorful coconut.
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>> Colorful coconut. You're like when Tom
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Hanks painted the coconut to have sex
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with it in that [ __ ] The Island
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movie.
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>> Wilson.
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>> Yeah, Wilson.
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>> You're Wilson. Your new nickname is
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Wilson. Everybody online, call Rudy
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Wilson, please.
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>> Wilson.
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>> Oh, that was so good.
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>> That's you, Rud.
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>> That's you.
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>> That's cute.
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>> Where are you going after? You going
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bowling?
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>> Yeah. Highland Park.
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>> Oh, you're going to Highland Park Bowl.
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Fantastic.
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>> She's been going out all the time now.
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>> Now, what time does she get home to the
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house? Sometimes 4 in the morning.
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>> Gross.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Did you see it on the ring or whatever?
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On the cam on your camera? No. No. He
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just hears me because he's also awake.
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>> Well, he's playing. He's playing games.
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>> Yeah. I was like, w I wander around in
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the kitchen.
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>> But when she comes home, do you
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interrogate at all? Are you ever like
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what's been going on?
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>> She immediately starts yelling.
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>> You do. You get mad.
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>> You're like, "Where'd you go?"
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>> Yeah. Where'd you go? I I HAVE EVERY
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RIGHT TO GO OUT.
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>> I GO OUT.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I'M LIKE, "ALL
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RIGHT, RELAX." GOD. Jesus Christ.
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>> No, BECAUSE HE STARTS SAYING
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>> THAT TONE.
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>> YEAH.
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>> He starts saying, "Why are you out so
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late?"
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>> Why are you out so late?
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>> Cuz I can be out late.
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>> No. No. No.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm concerned, right? Would
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you? 4 in the morning.
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>> 4 in the morning. Yeah. I'm concerned.
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Here's the difference. You can do
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whatever you want. Doesn't mean you
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should or have to. So, what are you
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doing out at that late?
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>> Well, the last time I just went to the
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beach with friends.
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>> I don't like that.
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>> And then I go, "Who did you go to the
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beach with?" He goes, "My friend
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Hillary." And then Pause. Lie.
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>> And then a bunch of guys.
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>> Yeah. A bunch of guys
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>> at 4:00 a.m. At 4 a.m. Yeah.
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>> Let me tell you something. My mom used
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to say to me, "Nothing good happens
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after 2 a.m. You should come home." So,
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what are you doing between 2 and 4 a.m.?
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Something bad is going on.
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>> You smoked weed and then smoking weed.
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>> Are you smoking weed now?
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>> Just a little bit.
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>> Gross.
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>> You're a bad weed?
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>> No, it's not. What do you mean it's just
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weed?
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>> Just a little bit.
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>> It's just meth. It's just crack. It's
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just
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>> I'm not doing other stuff. That's how it
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starts with the weed. It starts with the
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weed.
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>> I'm so shocked.
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>> Marijuana has been labeled as a gateway
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drug.
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>> The gateway drug.
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>> Statistically, most people who use hard
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drugs use marijuana first.
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Poundforpound. Marijuana and adolescent
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brain development because the teenage
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brain is still developing until the
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teenage
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>> until the mid20s, which you're not in
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your mid20s.
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>> You want tough love?
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>> Tough love.
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>> I'LL GIVE YOU TOUGH LOVE. YEAH. YEAH.
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You do it again, you're out OF THE
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HOUSE.
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>> OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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>> YOU'RE OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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>> I GOT A nipple piercing, TOO. WHAT THE
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[ __ ]
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>> OH MY GOD.
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>> NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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>> WHAT?
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>> YEAH.
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>> That's unbelievable, dude.
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>> You're really pissing us off, man.
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>> What do you goth now?
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>> NO, I'M NOT. It's just fun.
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>> No, it's not fun.
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>> It's gross. It's gross.
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>> Oh my god. You know what? She's She's
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She's going to have tattoos on her face
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from now.
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>> Neck tattoos on the way. Yeah.
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>> Face tattoos on the way. Teardrops for
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the dead homies on the way.
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>> I can't believe you did that.
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>> It wasn't painful.
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>> No, that's not what we're talking about.
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>> Who'd you get it with? Your friend
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>> Hillary?
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>> Yeah. Where? At a mall?
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>> No, at the tattoo shop.
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>> BAD PEOPLE HANG OUT AT THOSE PLACES.
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>> Is that where you get your weed?
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>> No.
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>> YOU GET YOUR KIT PIERCED AND A BOTTLE OF
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WEED?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Guy who doesn't know about weed? Yeah.
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>> DID YOU GET A BOTTLE OF WEED and your
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titty pierced?
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>> Yeah.
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>> At the tattoo shop.
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>> Did you get a car OF WEED?
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>> HUH?
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>> Who gave you that s that that that
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sinister s sinister weed? Who gave it to
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you?
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>> Did you snort it?
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>> I heard the kids lately snort it.
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>> They put it in their ass.
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>> Yeah, they do.
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>> They'll put it right in their ass.
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>> Yeah, they rub it on their eyes.
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>> It goes straight to the brain.
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>> Where are you buying the weed?
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>> I'm not buying. I just um
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>> Oh, YOU HAVE A DRUG DEALER BOYFRIEND.
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>> SHE'S GOT A DRUG DEALER BOYFRIEND.
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>> SHE'S GOT A DRUG DEALER BOYFRIEND NAMED
00:13:52
RAUL.
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>> HUH? RAUL.
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>> Probably listen to Bad Bunny.
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>> Yeah.
00:14:04
>> Oh, what else DO YOU DO AT NIGHT?
00:14:06
>> That's it.
00:14:07
>> Piercing your tit. You're smoking
00:14:09
[ __ ] pot.
00:14:10
>> Drugs
00:14:11
>> at the beach. And by the way, Hillary's
00:14:13
not a REAL PERSON.
00:14:15
NO, YOUR MOMMY HAS MET HER.
00:14:17
>> I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HILLARY. CALL her
00:14:19
right now.
00:14:19
>> Never even seen or heard of her.
00:14:21
>> Call Hillary right now.
00:14:22
>> Yeah. Who is Hillary?
00:14:23
>> Put her on the line.
00:14:24
>> I met her.
00:14:25
>> Oh, shut up. This sounds like Hillary
00:14:26
Clinton.
00:14:27
>> OH, IT IS.
00:14:28
>> IT'S HILLARY CLINTON.
00:14:29
>> OH, YOU MEAN one of Epstein's friends?
00:14:31
>> Yeah.
00:14:32
>> Hillary Hill Dog. The sinister suit
00:14:35
wearer.
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>> Answer. Hillary.
00:14:37
>> If she doesn't answer, there's no
00:14:39
Hillary.
00:14:40
>> She's not answering.
00:14:41
>> No, it doesn't matter. Wait, wait, wait,
00:14:42
wait, wait.
00:14:42
>> Cuz you're calling your mom. Yeah.
00:14:44
>> And she's not picking up the phone.
00:14:46
Yeah. You put your mom's a random girl's
00:14:48
face on the [ __ ]
00:14:49
>> Let me leave a voice message.
00:14:54
>> When you have finished recording, you
00:14:55
may hang up.
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>> Hillary,
00:14:58
>> excuse me. Um, we heard about the
00:15:00
marijuana,
00:15:01
>> the weed, and
00:15:02
>> yeah, the breastices being pierced
00:15:03
>> and the boob piercing. We need to call
00:15:05
back.
00:15:06
>> Call back ASAP.
00:15:07
>> Call back.
00:15:08
>> We need to talk to you about Jesus
00:15:09
Christ.
00:15:10
>> Yes. The Lord and Savior.
00:15:11
>> Your Lord and Savior. Right. We need to
00:15:12
talk about discipline. That's right.
00:15:14
>> Right. And if you want to get scared
00:15:15
straight, we'll scare you straight.
00:15:16
>> I'll scare you real straight, pal.
00:15:18
>> Pal,
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>> listen here.
00:15:19
>> Yeah. You know what? Don't call Jules
00:15:21
ever again.
00:15:21
>> Don't ever again. Don't ever call her.
00:15:23
>> She's not your friend. Right now
00:15:25
influence.
00:15:25
>> The path of life you're living
00:15:27
>> Yeah.
00:15:27
>> is like scoliosis. It's all crooked.
00:15:29
Yeah.
00:15:30
>> You want to get straightened out, pal?
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Yeah.
00:15:31
>> You got to come see us. The bad friends.
00:15:33
And let me tell you something.
00:15:34
>> Yeah. Tell them.
00:15:35
>> Let me tell you something.
00:15:36
>> If I catch you listening to Bad Bunny,
00:15:39
if I catch you listening to
00:15:45
You're going down.
00:15:47
>> All right, let's She better call back.
00:15:48
>> She better call back.
00:15:49
>> It's a new world now. We're living in a
00:15:52
time.
00:15:53
>> Tell us, Messiah.
00:15:54
>> We're living in a time when someone like
00:15:56
Rudy
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>> Oh, wise woman.
00:15:57
>> flippidly flippantly talks about drugs
00:16:01
and tit stuff.
00:16:03
>> And her friends, imagine what they're
00:16:04
doing when they're not joking around.
00:16:05
Haha. This is funny cuz haha podcast.
00:16:07
>> No, I'm being real. Let's be real. Yeah.
00:16:09
>> You're playing the devil's game. You're
00:16:10
playing the devil's game.
00:16:11
>> And you're playing right into his hand.
00:16:12
>> Yeah. Like this.
00:16:13
>> Right.
00:16:13
>> Rudy.
00:16:14
>> The devil's game.
00:16:15
>> He whispers in your ear.
00:16:16
>> Rudy.
00:16:17
>> Okay.
00:16:18
>> You're playing the devil's game.
00:16:19
>> You are.
00:16:20
>> Yes.
00:16:20
>> Yeah, you are. You are.
00:16:22
>> You are. Okay.
00:16:23
>> How?
00:16:24
>> Yeah.
00:16:24
>> We just smoke sometimes.
00:16:26
>> Wait a minute. Did you get your boob
00:16:28
pierced when you were stoned on
00:16:29
marijuana or drunk on alcohol?
00:16:31
>> No.
00:16:31
>> Liar. You were sober.
00:16:33
>> Yeah.
00:16:33
>> 100%.
00:16:34
>> 100%.
00:16:35
>> 100%. So, you you went to the tattoo
00:16:37
parlor, you walked in, you lifted your
00:16:38
shirt up, you put your tit out, and you
00:16:40
let some some creep some creepy devil
00:16:43
man.
00:16:44
>> Was it a man or woman that did it?
00:16:45
>> A guy.
00:16:47
>> Oh, wait. Wait. A guy, right? What?
00:16:50
You're 14?
00:16:51
>> I'm 24.
00:16:53
>> I'm 24.
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>> You're 24 still. Some man slid a needle
00:16:59
through your breast in front of other
00:17:01
people and you think, "Fun time,
00:17:03
Saturday night." Yeah, I don't mind
00:17:04
showing my boobs.
00:17:06
>> Oh my god. How did he hold it?
00:17:08
>> What?
00:17:10
>> How did he hold it?
00:17:10
>> He just did that and then he stuck the
00:17:13
needle.
00:17:14
>> I don't I
00:17:15
>> He hates women.
00:17:16
>> Yes. Yes. Yes. He's a misogynist.
00:17:19
Misogynist.
00:17:19
>> He's a misogynist. Any guy out there
00:17:21
that's willing to uh uh deform a woman's
00:17:25
breast is a misogynist. And this man is
00:17:28
in this man.
00:17:29
>> I gave him consent.
00:17:30
>> Oh, okay.
00:17:31
>> Yeah. Because you felt pressure because
00:17:32
of a power struggle.
00:17:34
>> Hillary made you do it.
00:17:35
>> Hillary. Hillary. She did it.
00:17:37
>> Yes. You kept going.
00:17:38
>> Are you sure?
00:17:39
>> No. I got
00:17:40
>> cool people are doing it.
00:17:42
>> Do you want to be a real American,
00:17:43
>> Bobby?
00:17:45
Be a real American. Right.
00:17:47
>> Do you want to be a real American?
00:17:49
>> Oh, say can you see?
00:17:56
>> Let me tell you. Does Hillary have her
00:17:58
breast pierced?
00:17:59
>> No, she didn't.
00:18:00
>> Okay. So, so does anyone in the circle
00:18:01
have their boob pierced?
00:18:03
>> No, just me.
00:18:04
>> Why did you do Why are you the ring
00:18:05
leader?
00:18:05
>> Because I got bored. So, I told her,
00:18:07
"Let's go to the tattoo shop.
00:18:09
>> GET A HOBBY.
00:18:10
>> GET a hobby.
00:18:12
>> BAT MITTEN."
00:18:15
YEAH. YEAH.
00:18:15
>> Play jacks.
00:18:16
>> Curling
00:18:18
cards.
00:18:19
>> Yeah. Something.
00:18:20
>> Darts. Shuffleboard. There's so many
00:18:23
other knickknacky things you can do
00:18:25
other than
00:18:25
>> Yeah. But this is fun, too.
00:18:26
>> No, that's not.
00:18:27
>> Are you going to get a tattoo?
00:18:28
>> She is.
00:18:30
H
00:18:30
>> I Let me guess. A pentagram.
00:18:32
>> Yep.
00:18:33
>> No. Yep.
00:18:34
>> What is the devil's game?
00:18:35
>> Devil's game.
00:18:35
>> I want like a my whole back.
00:18:37
>> What do you want on your whole back?
00:18:38
>> Yeah.
00:18:39
>> I don't know. But something also on my
00:18:41
chest like a tribal.
00:18:42
>> Oh my god. What?
00:18:45
>> Hawaii.
00:18:48
>> Hawaii's got her, man.
00:18:49
>> Yeah, it's Hawaii.
00:18:49
>> It's going to be Hawaii.
00:18:52
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:53
>> All your aunts. I used to date one of
00:18:55
them.
00:18:56
>> Correct.
00:18:57
>> Yeah.
00:18:57
>> Right. She's got tribal tattoos. Yeah.
00:18:59
>> And it made her crazy sick.
00:19:01
>> That's why I'm no longer with her.
00:19:03
>> That's right.
00:19:03
>> You're right there.
00:19:04
>> Yeah.
00:19:04
>> That's Kala. That's Kala.
00:19:06
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's Kala right there.
00:19:08
>> That was a picture of Kalila when they
00:19:09
were going out. When she was going out,
00:19:11
that was when she was heavy.
00:19:12
>> Have you seen the news? Hillary answer.
00:19:15
>> Get it.
00:19:16
>> I'm excited.
00:19:18
>> Hillary to Bobby and wants to talk to
00:19:21
you.
00:19:22
>> Oh no.
00:19:24
Not
00:19:25
>> Hillary. Yes. What are you doing?
00:19:29
>> I'm home.
00:19:30
>> You sound like you're on drugs.
00:19:32
>> Are you on drugs, Hillary?
00:19:33
>> I don't do drugs.
00:19:35
>> You Oh, you don't smoke marijuana? You
00:19:36
know,
00:19:36
>> you smoke marijuana?
00:19:38
>> Never heard of that in my life.
00:19:40
>> Really?
00:19:40
>> All right. So, when Jules is smoking it,
00:19:42
she does it herself?
00:19:43
>> Yeah, I do it by myself.
00:19:46
>> Hillary.
00:19:48
>> Yes.
00:19:48
>> Do you smoke drugs with Jules
00:19:51
>> sometimes? WHY' YOU LIE TO US?
00:19:54
>> Did you influence her? No, I influenced
00:19:57
>> it. Did you influence her to smoke
00:20:00
marijuana? Hillary, are you are you
00:20:02
dating some pthead that drives a
00:20:04
souped-up Honda Civic? Is that what
00:20:06
you're doing? And he's going around town
00:20:08
with a loud muffler.
00:20:11
>> Is that the guy that you're hooking up
00:20:12
with? Taking her to tattoo parlor
00:20:14
getting her tits pierced?
00:20:17
>> Did you convince her to get her titty
00:20:19
pierced?
00:20:21
>> I did not. Did who else got their tit
00:20:24
pierced in the group?
00:20:26
>> Me.
00:20:27
>> Okay. Hillary. Hillary. Give it to me.
00:20:29
Hillary. Hillary. It's Uncle Bob.
00:20:31
>> I'm right next.
00:20:33
>> Did you see Can I talk for a second?
00:20:35
>> I'm pissed.
00:20:36
>> Yeah, I'm pissed, too, dude. I'm so
00:20:37
pissed. Did you see Avatar Fire and Ash?
00:20:40
>> No.
00:20:41
>> You didn't?
00:20:42
>> No.
00:20:43
>> Well, they instead of going to the beach
00:20:44
and doing drugs, why don't you go watch
00:20:45
that movie?
00:20:47
>> I'm just giving you options of what else
00:20:48
you could do. You know what I mean?
00:20:50
Right.
00:20:50
>> Well, it was just a girl. Did you see
00:20:52
Melania? Great documentary.
00:20:53
>> Great documentary.
00:20:54
>> Is it not great? Oh, say
00:20:57
>> can you see?
00:21:00
>> Wait, you should go watch Melania.
00:21:01
>> Melania.
00:21:02
>> It's very good.
00:21:03
>> It teaches you about work ethic.
00:21:05
>> It teaches about principles
00:21:06
>> and immigration.
00:21:07
>> And immigration. Immigration. Big.
00:21:09
>> Yeah. Yeah. And also shoes.
00:21:11
>> You like shoes, Hillary?
00:21:13
>> Yeah.
00:21:13
>> Okay, good.
00:21:14
>> So, she got her boob pierced, too. You
00:21:16
lied. Yeah.
00:21:16
>> You also got your tit pierced, Hillary.
00:21:18
>> No, I'm just kidding. I didn't.
00:21:20
>> No. Okay.
00:21:21
>> H. Funny joke.
00:21:21
>> That's funny joke. Yeah.
00:21:23
>> I got a tattoo instead.
00:21:24
>> What tattoo?
00:21:25
>> What's a tattoo?
00:21:26
>> A fairy.
00:21:26
>> A fairy.
00:21:27
>> Oh, you mean a you mean a satanic
00:21:29
symbol?
00:21:29
>> Yeah, it's Yeah. Yeah.
00:21:30
>> Cuz fairies look up fairies satanic
00:21:32
symbols.
00:21:33
>> You're into Smurfs as well.
00:21:36
>> Smurfs are satanic.
00:21:37
>> Smurfs are also satanic.
00:21:39
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:21:39
>> Yeah. A fairy has a there is no singular
00:21:42
official fairy satanic symbol, but
00:21:44
>> Yeah. But yeah,
00:21:46
>> horned goat. Horned goat headed bafftt
00:21:49
symbol of the Church of Satan.
00:21:50
>> It's not a goat. It's a fairy.
00:21:52
>> It's a trickster fairy puck.
00:21:53
>> WAIT, IT MIGHT NOT BE a fairy. Is it
00:21:55
Clay Aken?
00:21:58
>> Cuz he's a fury, too,
00:21:59
>> right?
00:22:00
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or
00:22:02
>> Yeah, it could be
00:22:03
>> Ricky Martin.
00:22:03
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00:22:04
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00:22:05
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>> Okay, she has to go. Bye
00:24:49
>> bye, Hillary. Thanks for the drugs.
00:24:51
>> Okay,
00:24:52
>> I mean, we are so concerned. You're
00:24:54
hanging out with drug addicts and
00:24:55
influencers who think that they're going
00:24:57
to be famous online.
00:24:59
>> Yeah.
00:24:59
>> So, they're piercing their tits. They're
00:25:01
getting tattoos. Look at Do any of your
00:25:02
friends have these tattoos? These are
00:25:04
satanic symbols.
00:25:05
>> No. No.
00:25:06
>> This looks familiar to me, pal. Time's
00:25:08
running out on you guys.
00:25:09
>> If you pick out one of those tattoos,
00:25:10
we'll all three get them at the same
00:25:12
time.
00:25:12
>> Really?
00:25:13
>> It's got to be one of those, though.
00:25:14
>> The one in the top right looks like the
00:25:15
medical symbol for like an EMT.
00:25:17
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:18
>> We should do a lip tattoo.
00:25:20
>> What is that?
00:25:20
>> Oh, what do you want to say?
00:25:21
>> Yeah. What do you want to say?
00:25:22
>> Yeah. I don't know
00:25:24
>> exactly.
00:25:24
>> Yeah, you got to figure it out.
00:25:25
>> Do a baby girl.
00:25:27
>> Oh, that's a terrible [ __ ] idea.
00:25:29
>> Yeah.
00:25:30
>> Whoa.
00:25:31
>> A little stegosaurus. Thought about that
00:25:33
lot. Wild. No, I don't like that.
00:25:37
>> You know what's really funny? My friend
00:25:39
Hillary.
00:25:39
>> Wait, what does it say?
00:25:40
>> Killed. Kissed by you. Killed by you. My
00:25:43
friend Hillary.
00:25:44
>> 40 years later. Grandma, what's that say
00:25:46
on your grandma? What does that say on
00:25:48
your lip?
00:25:48
>> This says Ihe heart BBC.
00:25:53
Daddy. That one says daddy. That's
00:25:55
awful.
00:25:55
>> That's awful.
00:25:56
>> My friend Hillary, who you guys met when
00:25:58
we had Guy Fieti here, has Flavor Town
00:26:00
inside of her lip.
00:26:01
>> Well, she was made to do that.
00:26:03
>> Yeah, that was her thing. Yeah. No, but
00:26:05
but honestly,
00:26:05
>> what's Flavor tongue?
00:26:08
>> This You need to get educated, girl.
00:26:11
>> What?
00:26:11
>> Into America.
00:26:12
>> You need to stop with the tit piercings
00:26:13
and get educated.
00:26:14
>> Yeah. Stop watching Euphoria.
00:26:17
>> That's a bad influence. Euphoria.
00:26:19
>> Well, that's the problem. That's what
00:26:20
they're doing.
00:26:20
>> That's what they're doing. watching
00:26:21
Euphoria. What are they watching?
00:26:23
>> They're And they're probably watching uh
00:26:24
They're probably watching Heated
00:26:26
Rivalry.
00:26:26
>> Heated Rivalry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:28
>> Just gay stuff.
00:26:29
>> I love Heated Rival.
00:26:30
>> Yeah. You would?
00:26:31
>> Yeah.
00:26:32
>> You also love it, too.
00:26:33
>> No, he doesn't.
00:26:34
>> I did love it.
00:26:34
>> You did like it.
00:26:37
>> It's gay propaganda.
00:26:38
>> I did love it. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:39
>> The the Look at the song in the middle
00:26:41
of the show. Gay is cool. Gay is the
00:26:43
way. Be gay. Hey. Hey. Hey. That's the
00:26:46
middle of the show. They just break out
00:26:47
in a song.
00:26:48
>> I didn't see that part.
00:26:49
>> Really?
00:26:50
>> Oh. Yeah, I saw it.
00:26:51
>> I saw it a couple times. I didn't
00:26:53
>> It's cool. Gay is the way.
00:26:58
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:58
>> Just gay propaganda.
00:26:59
>> What was that church when he goes um uh
00:27:02
celibacy is cool. What is that?
00:27:04
>> Celibacy is cool.
00:27:06
>> Oh, all the kids were like chanting.
00:27:08
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:10
>> Don't have sex, just cast checks.
00:27:15
>> I didn't find that video. Uh
00:27:16
>> celibacy is cool.
00:27:17
>> Is that celibacy or Yeah,
00:27:18
>> virginity is cool.
00:27:19
>> Yeah, virginity cool. Yeah, virginity is
00:27:21
cool.
00:27:22
>> Virginity. Let's watch that.
00:27:23
>> Come on. Ready.
00:27:24
>> Come on.
00:27:24
>> VIRGINITY IS COOL. COME ON. COME ON.
00:27:27
>> VIRGINITY IS COOL. Come on. COME ON.
00:27:30
VIRGINITY IS COOL. COME ON. COME ON.
00:27:32
>> VIRGINITY IS COOL. Come on. COME ON. IS
00:27:41
>> they do look cool. Yeah.
00:27:43
>> Imagine this is looping in your head as
00:27:45
you're hanging yourself.
00:27:48
VIRGINITY is cool. Come on.
00:27:54
>> Virginity is cool.
00:27:55
>> And you know what? Virginity is cool. It
00:27:56
is cool.
00:27:56
>> And here's why.
00:27:57
>> Yeah.
00:27:58
>> Because you know who You know what
00:27:59
virgins don't do? Pierce their tick and
00:28:01
smoke pot at the beach.
00:28:03
>> Amen.
00:28:03
>> Like a [ __ ] deviant. Like a devil per
00:28:06
like a little devil person. And that's
00:28:08
what the devil does. He goes, "Come on,
00:28:10
Rudy. Come to the beach with your tits
00:28:12
pierced and smoke pot by the water." I'm
00:28:15
telling you, we are disappointed in you
00:28:17
as our daughter. It really bugs me
00:28:19
because we wanted you to blossom into
00:28:21
like a young woman with goals with with
00:28:24
um with
00:28:25
>> I'm going to school.
00:28:26
>> [ __ ]
00:28:28
>> She is going to school.
00:28:29
>> I'm doing my masters.
00:28:30
>> But tell them what you're
00:28:31
>> what are you mastering?
00:28:32
>> Yeah.
00:28:33
>> Environmental health.
00:28:35
>> Fake.
00:28:36
>> It's fake.
00:28:36
>> Fake.
00:28:37
>> Oh, this tree is sick.
00:28:40
>> Is that what you're doing? Look at this
00:28:42
planet. So gray and falling apart.
00:28:44
>> Fake. That's fake [ __ ]
00:28:46
>> It is really boring. But
00:28:47
>> yeah, go get them. Go get some.
00:28:49
>> These titanic plates are shifting.
00:28:52
>> What do we do?
00:28:52
>> Nothing.
00:28:53
>> Nothing.
00:28:53
>> We can't do [ __ ]
00:28:54
>> If they're going to shift when they
00:28:55
shift,
00:28:56
>> am I not right? Earthquakes and whatnot.
00:28:57
You can't stop it.
00:28:58
>> Quakes are going to quake be quaking.
00:29:00
>> Yeah.
00:29:01
>> El Nino's coming back next year and you
00:29:03
can't do [ __ ] about it.
00:29:04
>> There's nothing you can do about it. Are
00:29:05
you going to fix that?
00:29:06
>> I'm not going to fix anything.
00:29:07
>> Okay. So, what's what's the what's the
00:29:09
[ __ ] What do you do as your with your
00:29:11
masters? I don't know. I'm still
00:29:12
learning. It's my first week.
00:29:13
>> YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
00:29:14
>> IT'S MY FIRST WEEK.
00:29:17
>> You just picked IT ON A CHART. I WHAT
00:29:20
DID YOU HOW DID YOU PICK?
00:29:21
>> YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
00:29:23
>> YEAH,
00:29:24
>> DUDE.
00:29:24
>> OKAY. The first day of class, what do
00:29:26
they say?
00:29:27
>> I don't even know.
00:29:28
>> Well, [ __ ] We're done.
00:29:30
>> You're not going to class, are you?
00:29:32
>> I am.
00:29:32
>> NO. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
00:29:33
>> I AM GOING TO CLASS.
00:29:35
>> SHE'S GOING TO THE BEACH.
00:29:36
>> YEAH.
00:29:37
>> Smoking weed with her tits pierced at
00:29:38
the beach. You pig.
00:29:40
>> Pig. Let me say something to you. How
00:29:42
many classes are you taking? How many
00:29:44
classes are required? Three classes.
00:29:45
Three classes. What are they called?
00:29:47
>> One is occupational health, one is
00:29:50
>> microbio, and one is
00:29:53
>> um
00:29:55
something also risk.
00:29:57
>> Something also risk.
00:29:59
>> Good. I'm glad you I'm glad you're
00:30:01
paying attention to something risk. A
00:30:03
key word to something you want to know
00:30:05
what's going on. Something also risk.
00:30:08
>> Occupational something risk.
00:30:10
Occupational hazardous risk
00:30:12
>> something like that.
00:30:12
>> I'm telling you honestly
00:30:14
>> that's a master you need.
00:30:15
>> That is a masters. That's
00:30:16
>> the microbiology is cool.
00:30:18
>> Give me something you learned in
00:30:19
microbiology.
00:30:21
>> Pons in your head. They make you really
00:30:24
sick and can be technic technically
00:30:28
called virus. And like the pregnant
00:30:30
women that likes to eat that has
00:30:32
cravings of like dirt.
00:30:34
>> Wait a minute. Pregnant women that want
00:30:35
to eat dirt
00:30:37
>> like craves dirt. That's because they
00:30:39
also have some kind of prons.
00:30:41
>> Pregnant women crave dirt. Look at
00:30:43
Fancy. He's losing his [ __ ]
00:30:45
>> Where were you? Three years ago.
00:30:49
>> Go into all. Hold on. Let me see. Zoom
00:30:52
in. Craving dirt during pregnancy.
00:30:55
Condition known as Pika.
00:30:56
>> Oh.
00:30:57
>> Eating disorder involving urges to
00:30:59
consume non-food items like soil, clay,
00:31:01
ice, laundry starch. This is nutritional
00:31:05
deficiencies such as iron or zinc.
00:31:08
So this is real. So what do you call it?
00:31:09
Pre pron.
00:31:10
>> That's what my professor.
00:31:11
>> Well, it's pika. We see it's known as
00:31:12
pika.
00:31:13
>> Primary linked to deficiency. So women
00:31:15
are out there just eating dirt.
00:31:17
>> Yeah. They crave it. They want to like
00:31:19
eat it.
00:31:20
>> Yeah. We see this is why we have
00:31:22
>> Do you crave dirt?
00:31:23
>> No. I'm not pregnant.
00:31:25
>> Okay.
00:31:25
>> Yeah. You better You better [ __ ]
00:31:27
>> Andrea, did your wife crave dirt?
00:31:29
>> Yeah. I didn't know what it was, but
00:31:35
it was great for you.
00:31:36
>> Why are you going to the garden every
00:31:38
day, sweetie?
00:31:41
>> Flowers out there.
00:31:42
>> Your wife was doing laundry and eating
00:31:44
laundry at the same time while your
00:31:46
daughter was being born.
00:31:47
>> Wow.
00:31:48
>> Wait, did your wife have any crazy urges
00:31:50
when she was pregnant?
00:31:51
>> Not really. No,
00:31:52
>> but eating dirt is un
00:31:54
>> Except for that.
00:31:55
>> Yeah, she was eating a lot of dirt.
00:31:57
Well, your house is made of clay, so
00:31:59
that is that does work out. That's
00:32:01
pretty good.
00:32:02
>> Sixy year bad anniversary, by the way.
00:32:04
And I want to say thank you to all the
00:32:05
fans. Let's take two seconds to say
00:32:07
thank you to all the fans for your
00:32:09
loyalty, for your fans. We appreciate
00:32:12
you. We love you. You've been along for
00:32:13
the for the ride. And here's something
00:32:15
interesting. Look at this.
00:32:16
>> My life my life would not be the way it
00:32:18
is now without your my fans.
00:32:20
>> No, it's Thank you so much for your
00:32:22
support. And we really love you. So,
00:32:23
thank you.
00:32:24
>> I'm being genuine.
00:32:25
>> I am, too. We we met this idiot when she
00:32:28
was in high school.
00:32:30
>> 18 years old.
00:32:31
>> Yeah.
00:32:31
>> She was 18. She came on the show
00:32:34
>> as your liaison to make sure that you
00:32:36
didn't go um get cigarettes or go to
00:32:38
food. And you did anyway.
00:32:39
>> I did anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:41
>> And here we are six years later with the
00:32:43
crew. Added McCone and added Carlos.
00:32:46
Actually, the original crew was us and
00:32:48
fans.
00:32:48
>> Yep.
00:32:49
>> Do you remember the first episode you
00:32:50
did?
00:32:52
>> Yeah. I was so scared.
00:32:53
>> You were scared? Yeah.
00:32:54
>> God, it's at the time. No one was
00:32:56
listening though. Were they? We were at
00:32:57
that other the old place.
00:32:58
>> Old studio
00:32:59
>> over there. Old studio. That old [ __ ]
00:33:01
>> Rudy's first appearance on Bad Friends.
00:33:03
Rudy Giuliana. Rudy Jewels. First
00:33:05
appeared on the Bad Friends podcast
00:33:06
early 2020. Recurring guest of a beloved
00:33:09
figure early in the show's run. She
00:33:10
frequently appeared in many of the
00:33:11
earliest episodes. Her presence became
00:33:13
established as a staple rather than a
00:33:15
single formal guest debut episode. Even
00:33:17
AI knows how how important you are to
00:33:20
the show. But does AI know you're
00:33:21
piercing your tit by the beach? Probably
00:33:23
not.
00:33:23
>> It's gonna be in your wiki. I'll tell
00:33:24
you that right now.
00:33:25
>> Significance. Yeah. What did you got?
00:33:27
What is that? Yeah. Show us. What is
00:33:28
that?
00:33:29
>> All right.
00:33:32
>> Uh-oh.
00:33:33
>> Uh-oh.
00:33:34
>> Incoming messages.
00:33:35
>> Incoming messages. Incoming.
00:33:37
>> Hey, just want to say congratulations.
00:33:39
>> Hello.
00:33:40
>> To Andrew and Bobby on six years of bad
00:33:43
friends. Look at how tight my face is in
00:33:46
this small little hood. What? Not as
00:33:49
small as Bobby's eyes.
00:33:52
>> Hello, bad friends. Congratulations on
00:33:55
six years. Y'all are my favorite podcast
00:33:57
to go on. Thank you to Carlos, Andrew,
00:34:01
Rudy, Fancy, and Mone. And no thank you
00:34:04
to Bobby. Just kidding. Uh, thank you.
00:34:07
Bobby is awesome, but I was just doing a
00:34:09
playful roast.
00:34:12
>> Hey, [ __ ] I want to wish you
00:34:14
the Bad Friends podcast.
00:34:17
Congratulations.
00:34:19
>> She's still alive.
00:34:21
>> Andrew, buddy, I love you. Give me my
00:34:23
booty call next week.
00:34:26
And also Bobby Lee.
00:34:29
>> Look at that dildo on the back.
00:34:31
>> New year,
00:34:32
>> a brand new me and I'm forgiven and
00:34:36
everything like that. Bye to your stupid
00:34:39
ice [ __ ]
00:34:42
Godamn [ __ ] you guys.
00:34:44
>> I'll [ __ ] kill you lady. She really
00:34:46
does it.
00:34:47
>> Bobby Andrew, congratulations. years of
00:34:49
Bad Friends. Trying to figure out a gift
00:34:51
to get you that really kind of
00:34:53
celebrates who you are and just how
00:34:55
unique Bad Friends is. I think this hits
00:34:57
it.
00:34:58
>> There you go.
00:35:00
>> Happy 6y year anniversary.
00:35:02
>> Oh my god.
00:35:03
>> Congratulations
00:35:04
on achieving this amazing.
00:35:06
>> Is he detained? Is this in a
00:35:08
>> You all know this by now.
00:35:10
>> He's been deported finally on podcast on
00:35:13
the whole planet.
00:35:15
>> Joe Frogan who? As far as I know, I
00:35:19
haven't experienced a single episode
00:35:21
yet.
00:35:22
>> So, let's keep it going. And thank you
00:35:25
for being a bad friend.
00:35:26
>> I love him.
00:35:27
>> I love him.
00:35:28
>> I miss him. I miss him.
00:35:29
>> I was able to go 30 seconds without
00:35:32
making fun of Andrew.
00:35:34
>> Amazing.
00:35:35
>> Oh, you love this guy.
00:35:36
>> Damn.
00:35:37
>> Hey, Santino and Bobby. Shy Guy. Uh, I
00:35:41
just wanted to wish you guys uh a
00:35:44
congratulations. Six years of bad
00:35:47
friends. Uh, way to go guys. Big
00:35:50
congrats. And this is a little off
00:35:52
topic, but um, when I was a kid, my dad
00:35:56
used to duct tape me to the basement
00:35:58
wall and throw darts at me.
00:36:01
So, have a great happy anniversary.
00:36:03
Happy freaks,
00:36:06
dude.
00:36:07
>> Wow. Amazing,
00:36:08
>> guys.
00:36:08
>> Blessing. It's a blessing. Yeah.
00:36:12
>> How do you feel?
00:36:13
>> Good. Six years later.
00:36:15
>> Six years later. Now,
00:36:16
>> let's talk about um what this did for
00:36:18
your life, bad friends.
00:36:20
>> Yeah. Changed your life.
00:36:22
>> I know you you made a list of 20 things.
00:36:24
So, go ahead. Go ahead.
00:36:26
>> You got I got 25.
00:36:27
>> Yeah. Yeah. I have 50, but she said 20.
00:36:30
Oh, wow. So, let's start with you. 20
00:36:31
things. How bad has helped you and
00:36:33
helped your life?
00:36:34
>> Very good.
00:36:34
>> Um
00:36:36
Um
00:36:39
friends.
00:36:40
>> Yeah.
00:36:40
>> Family. Mhm.
00:36:42
>> Um,
00:36:44
>> what?
00:36:48
>> It's a It's a list.
00:36:49
>> Well, it's helping you. Can I help?
00:36:52
>> No, I'll just say one.
00:36:54
>> Go ahead.
00:36:55
>> I think it made me really confident.
00:37:00
I think it made me not think too much
00:37:02
about what people think. It made me
00:37:06
>> feel just like it's okay if I have an
00:37:08
accent. It's okay if I I don't know
00:37:12
sound stupid. It's It's okay. And I feel
00:37:17
like it really helped me just be
00:37:19
comfortable with myself.
00:37:20
>> Oh my god. I think that's that really is
00:37:22
true.
00:37:23
>> I think you become more yourself than
00:37:24
anything.
00:37:25
>> That that almost made me cry.
00:37:27
>> Since the day that you cleaned that
00:37:28
knife, I think something clicked.
00:37:30
>> No, because I saw her perform in the
00:37:32
main room at the comedy store.
00:37:34
>> I No, I'm being real. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:36
>> And I I slid in the back and I saw Jules
00:37:38
on stage and she was so natural.
00:37:40
>> She was doing it.
00:37:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. She was on stage. I mean,
00:37:43
that's a legendary huge intimidating
00:37:46
room.
00:37:47
>> Oh my god.
00:37:47
>> Right. And there and like if you think
00:37:50
six years ago, there's no way she'd have
00:37:53
been able to do that.
00:37:54
>> No.
00:37:54
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:55
>> Bad friends changed uh changed all of
00:37:58
our lives, but changed your life truly.
00:38:00
You like became your own.
00:38:02
>> Yeah.
00:38:02
>> Confident,
00:38:04
>> you know, a little
00:38:06
>> I know.
00:38:06
>> Yeah.
00:38:07
>> On the edge.
00:38:08
>> A little edgy.
00:38:09
>> On the edge. You know, not everyone goes
00:38:11
I don't talk to anybody. Six years later
00:38:12
I'm tit I'm piercing my tits.
00:38:14
>> Yeah.
00:38:15
>> But I am proud.
00:38:16
>> Yeah.
00:38:16
>> That you become your own.
00:38:18
>> Mhm.
00:38:18
>> And and also this takes we want to take
00:38:20
the opportunity to tell you that it's
00:38:22
time
00:38:22
>> time for you to move out.
00:38:25
>> Yeah. We're ready.
00:38:26
>> So um you have till Friday.
00:38:28
>> You have Friday. So, you're going to
00:38:29
leave. You're going to move out of the
00:38:31
house.
00:38:31
>> What about the dogs?
00:38:32
>> Don't worry about the dogs.
00:38:33
>> Going to go to the pound.
00:38:36
>> YEAH.
00:38:38
>> WELL, HALF OF THEM THEY'RE going to put
00:38:39
to sleep,
00:38:40
>> right?
00:38:41
>> Yeah.
00:38:41
>> And then some of them are going to take
00:38:42
it to the pound. Pound. Going to go to
00:38:44
the pound.
00:38:44
>> I know. Actually, there's one guy named
00:38:46
Tran who's going to take it. One of the
00:38:47
dogs.
00:38:48
>> Tron.
00:38:48
>> Tron.
00:38:49
>> Yeah.
00:38:49
>> Yeah. Ping. Ping. Tran.
00:38:50
>> Tran is Tran.
00:38:51
>> He has a restaurant.
00:38:52
>> Yeah.
00:38:52
>> Yeah. I don't know what he is going to
00:38:53
do with the dog, but anyway. Um,
00:38:55
>> Tron.
00:38:56
>> That's Remy. Remy is going to go to the
00:38:57
Tran. Yeah. Yeah. And so out by Friday.
00:39:01
Yeah. And um all of it. I want my car
00:39:03
back.
00:39:03
>> Yeah. Car back.
00:39:04
>> Okay.
00:39:04
>> Yeah. Yeah. You car? Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:07
>> Dude, you really have had a great run.
00:39:09
>> It's a good run.
00:39:10
>> It's been nice. But you're done.
00:39:11
>> How about you?
00:39:12
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00:39:13
>> about your
00:39:14
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00:39:17
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>> We sent you to Mars. The friendships
00:42:00
I've gained from this show, like the
00:42:02
love that we've got from this show, the
00:42:04
people that I've earned from this show
00:42:06
that I've gained. Uh the fans,
00:42:10
the fans are [ __ ] unreal. I think
00:42:12
it's the coolest thing we've ever done.
00:42:13
the the I've said this before. I'm gonna
00:42:17
be corny, but I but this changed my life
00:42:20
in the best way in a way that I could
00:42:22
never have dreamed or or even hoped for.
00:42:25
It was the greatest it's been the
00:42:27
greatest moment in my career. And if and
00:42:28
if this is the greatest thing I ever do,
00:42:31
that's awesome for me. If I never do
00:42:34
anything bigger, better, more impactful
00:42:36
in the comedy world, this has been the
00:42:38
greatest thing that's ever happened in
00:42:40
my career by a landslide. It brought you
00:42:42
and I closer as friends, as brothers. It
00:42:45
it I don't know. It just did something
00:42:47
for me that I'll never ever ever be able
00:42:49
to um top no matter what it is. That's a
00:42:54
fact. I'll never be able to top this.
00:42:56
The most fun. It's the most fun I've
00:42:57
ever had in my entire life. It's been
00:42:58
the best ride. So hopefully that'll be
00:43:00
the [ __ ] Is it my turn? I could do the
00:43:02
gratitude thing.
00:43:03
>> I WAS WAITING. I WAS GOING TO GO, MAN.
00:43:05
>> SORRY, MAN. I'm sorry. I WENT ON AND ON.
00:43:07
>> I'M SORRY. I apologize. Go ahead.
00:43:11
It was a good ride, man.
00:43:15
That's all I have to say, man. Good
00:43:16
ride.
00:43:16
>> Yeah. What are you, Johnny Depp? What
00:43:18
are you doing? Oh,
00:43:18
>> man. We're good. Cool, dude. Are
00:43:20
>> you tweaking out?
00:43:21
>> Hey, man. We [ __ ] did it, dude.
00:43:22
>> This changed your career.
00:43:23
>> This changed your career.
00:43:24
>> What career, dude?
00:43:26
>> What's up, man? I'm free.
00:43:27
>> Yeah.
00:43:28
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:28
>> Can you imagine what this life would be
00:43:30
like without bad friends for you?
00:43:32
>> Not as good.
00:43:34
>> Well, uh,
00:43:35
>> not as good, dude. How [ __ ] insane
00:43:37
what you went through. Friday.
00:43:39
>> Your dad dying. A relationship ending.
00:43:43
>> I can't do my [ __ ] gratitude.
00:43:45
>> Sit down, man.
00:43:47
>> Are you still on Moi?
00:43:49
>> I know. I can't.
00:43:51
>> You got to increase the dosage.
00:43:54
>> I quit taking it three weeks ago.
00:43:56
>> I know. Well, cuz I can tell it's
00:43:58
wiggling.
00:43:58
>> I know. It's wiggling
00:43:59
>> so fast.
00:44:00
>> Well, because so fast.
00:44:01
>> Immediately. Immediately.
00:44:02
>> Cuz I saw the Wgoi commercial in the
00:44:03
Super Bowl and I said, "Bob's on that."
00:44:05
And somebody goes, "Still?" And I go, "I
00:44:07
don't know." Yeah. I don't think so.
00:44:09
>> It's changing, dude.
00:44:10
>> It's changing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:11
>> It's a return of rapid return of
00:44:13
appetite, increased cravings, and for
00:44:14
most years, significant weight regain.
00:44:16
>> It's cereal for me.
00:44:18
>> It's the best.
00:44:18
>> At four in the morning.
00:44:19
>> What is it?
00:44:20
>> I do three different now kinds.
00:44:22
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are they? What
00:44:23
are the kinds?
00:44:23
>> Okay, so I do
00:44:24
>> What's Bobby Lee's triple?
00:44:25
>> We already talked about the life.
00:44:26
Cinnamon. Cinnamon Life.
00:44:28
>> What?
00:44:29
>> Yeah. Golden Grams.
00:44:32
>> You're probably going to like You're not
00:44:34
going to like the other one.
00:44:35
>> First two are good.
00:44:35
>> All right. Frosted Mini Wheats. Get
00:44:37
[ __ ]
00:44:38
>> Get out of Get out of my What are you
00:44:40
What are you 60?
00:44:41
>> Yeah. Almost.
00:44:41
>> I'm 54. Yeah. Yeah. And um and then
00:44:44
sometimes I do Coco Pebbles.
00:44:46
>> Love.
00:44:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:47
>> What's your favorite cereals?
00:44:49
>> Three. If you had to combine three
00:44:50
cereals, what do you eat
00:44:52
>> in the Philippines? We had Coco.
00:44:53
>> Oh, here we go. Here we go. We have B.
00:44:55
We have Bad.
00:44:56
>> Boco Crunch.
00:44:58
>> Coco Crunch.
00:44:58
>> Oh, you had Coco Crunch.
00:44:59
>> Coco Crunch. It was just
00:45:00
>> the Milo one, too, though.
00:45:02
>> Milo. We love Milo.
00:45:03
>> It was just mud, but it was We call it
00:45:04
Coco for Crunch.
00:45:07
Little balls of m
00:45:08
>> that one. Cocoa crunch. Co.
00:45:09
>> Oh, it's different than our cocoa
00:45:10
crunch. It's still Nestle though.
00:45:12
>> Yeah, it's got to be good. Yeah. Coco
00:45:13
Crunch.
00:45:14
>> Cocoa Crunch for you.
00:45:15
>> And Froot Loops.
00:45:16
>> Froot Loop.
00:45:17
>> Fruit Loops.
00:45:17
>> Fruit Loop. Fruit Loop.
00:45:19
>> Yeah.
00:45:20
>> Is it a toucan or a bat?
00:45:21
>> Do you remember when Froot Loops was a
00:45:23
um
00:45:24
>> a Mandela effect?
00:45:25
>> The bird. Oh,
00:45:26
>> don't don't look it up.
00:45:28
>> Drives me nuts.
00:45:28
>> Yeah.
00:45:29
>> Well, it's like I learned today.
00:45:30
>> Yeah. How How do you know what Froot
00:45:32
Loops? How they spell Froot Loops?
00:45:34
>> Froot Loops.
00:45:35
>> Yeah. Very good.
00:45:36
>> Very good.
00:45:39
>> Six years, you know, for cruising.
00:45:42
>> Yeah. What is it?
00:45:43
>> Fruit.
00:45:44
>> Yeah. F R
00:45:47
>> FR
00:45:48
>> UI.
00:45:49
>> No.
00:45:51
O.
00:45:52
>> F R O O T L O O P. Fruit loop.
00:45:57
>> It's how you guys would say.
00:45:58
>> Fruit loop. Fruit. Fruit loop. Look.
00:46:00
It's fruit loop. It's not spelled like
00:46:02
fruit. It's spelled fruit. fruit loop.
00:46:06
Look at that. Do you know that?
00:46:08
>> No.
00:46:09
>> It's a Mandela effect. You know what a
00:46:10
Mandela effect is?
00:46:12
>> Some people think it's like a different
00:46:13
way and some people think it's something
00:46:15
else.
00:46:15
>> You remember it. You think you remember
00:46:17
it one way, but it actually was never
00:46:19
that way. There's one that [ __ ] me up
00:46:21
today. I watched a Mandela thing on
00:46:22
TikTok today. Crazy you brought it up.
00:46:25
>> Suspenders.
00:46:27
Suspenders or not on Mickey Mouse.
00:46:31
>> Yes. Look it up right now.
00:46:34
Mickey Mouse suspenders. He never had
00:46:36
suspenders, but I remember Wow.
00:46:39
>> him having suspenders.
00:46:41
>> Okay, I got one.
00:46:42
>> I got one for you. Hold on. I got
00:46:43
another one that's gonna [ __ ] up.
00:46:44
>> Can I do one now?
00:46:44
>> No.
00:46:45
>> Yeah, please give me
00:46:47
>> You're the curious George
00:46:49
>> the monkey.
00:46:49
>> Does he have a tail or no tail?
00:46:53
>> He's got to have a tail.
00:46:55
>> Yeah.
00:46:55
>> Does he have a tail?
00:46:56
>> Yeah. Look it up.
00:46:56
>> He does?
00:46:57
>> Yeah. Look it up.
00:46:58
>> Wait, cuz you tricked me cuz my mind was
00:46:59
going to say maybe he doesn't have a
00:47:01
tail.
00:47:02
>> He does. Wait, he does not have a tail.
00:47:04
>> He doesn't have a tail.
00:47:05
>> When he's walking with the guy, he
00:47:07
doesn't have a tail.
00:47:08
>> That guy. Wow. He doesn't
00:47:10
>> He doesn't have a [ __ ] tail.
00:47:11
>> Did the park ranger take it?
00:47:12
>> Yeah.
00:47:14
>> Oh, wait. Zoom in.
00:47:15
>> Yeah.
00:47:16
>> Is he a gorilla?
00:47:17
>> Zoom in.
00:47:18
>> Zoom in.
00:47:19
>> Does he look like a gorilla?
00:47:20
>> A baby.
00:47:21
>> Look what he has. Yeah. He's got his
00:47:22
nipple pierced.
00:47:24
>> Probably a pot smoker.
00:47:25
>> You know the tail's jam jammed in his
00:47:27
ass.
00:47:28
>> He tucks it. He's a tucker.
00:47:30
>> I get you. Give me give me a Mandela.
00:47:32
>> Um the uh um Monopoly man.
00:47:36
>> Yeah. Ask me.
00:47:37
>> He's running with a bag of money.
00:47:38
>> Yeah.
00:47:39
>> Monle. No Monle.
00:47:40
>> No Monle.
00:47:41
>> Interesting.
00:47:42
>> Yeah. No Monle.
00:47:43
>> Look it up. Monical or no come Monle?
00:47:44
What do you think?
00:47:45
>> No.
00:47:46
>> So he never had one. That image of him
00:47:48
running with a bag of money.
00:47:50
>> Yeah.
00:47:50
>> See the one right there? That the right
00:47:52
one.
00:47:53
>> That for some reason people all thought
00:47:55
he had a Monle.
00:47:56
>> I did too until I looked up. I know all
00:47:57
the Mandela effect.
00:47:58
>> Oh, you know them all.
00:47:59
>> Yeah. That's why I said it. See, but he
00:48:00
used to have a cane.
00:48:01
>> Yeah.
00:48:01
>> But he never had a cane in this image.
00:48:03
The cane was years later. He actually
00:48:04
never had a cane in the original image.
00:48:06
>> I always thought he had a monle.
00:48:07
>> I know. I thought he did, too. That's
00:48:08
Mr. Peanut.
00:48:09
>> Yeah.
00:48:10
>> Mr. Peanut looks very similar.
00:48:11
>> Can I do my gratitude list?
00:48:12
>> Yeah. Do the gratitude, please. Will you
00:48:14
do it right now?
00:48:14
>> All right. So, um,
00:48:15
>> please.
00:48:17
>> So, when we went to the premiere, you
00:48:18
know, I mean, you know, we went and
00:48:20
there was like it was at the Century
00:48:22
City Mall, right?
00:48:23
>> What a weird place.
00:48:24
>> And there was like that those sea of
00:48:26
kids, you remember?
00:48:26
>> So, Boys and Girls Club.
00:48:27
>> Boys and Girls Club. And when I came
00:48:29
out, the place went crazy.
00:48:32
>> Yeah.
00:48:33
>> Chanting my name.
00:48:34
>> Yeah.
00:48:34
>> And it's all from bad friends.
00:48:37
>> Well, it's every your whole career.
00:48:38
>> I know. But no, it No, but it it was
00:48:40
essentially the last seven years of my
00:48:42
life.
00:48:43
>> Yeah.
00:48:43
>> Which is this has been a big part of,
00:48:46
you know, it's I remember when I after
00:48:48
MAD, um Paulie told me, "Dude, you're
00:48:51
never gonna make it, dude."
00:48:54
>> Yeah. Yeah. He goes, "Dude, if Mad
00:48:57
didn't do it, dude, none of this is
00:48:58
going to do it, dude."
00:48:59
>> What an [ __ ]
00:49:00
>> And now and then now he's now he says,
00:49:02
"You made it, dude."
00:49:04
>> Okay.
00:49:04
>> You know what I mean? So, it's like you
00:49:05
could just kind of feel just you could
00:49:07
feel it in the in the wind in the in the
00:49:09
streets.
00:49:10
>> Made a long time ago.
00:49:11
>> No. No. I I don't think so, dude.
00:49:13
>> But Bad Friends H was solidified. The
00:49:14
the little kids the little kids from
00:49:16
Boys and Girls Club.
00:49:17
>> Holy [ __ ]
00:49:18
>> Cuz I remember you you were signing
00:49:19
their shirts and all that.
00:49:20
>> They lost their mind for Bobby. It was
00:49:22
It was so funny, man. They were like, it
00:49:24
was it was fandom. And you're talking
00:49:26
kids. Like they never saw Mad TV. Like
00:49:29
they weren't alive. These are these are
00:49:30
9 to 12 year old kids.
00:49:32
>> But they were losing their minds. They
00:49:33
were having so much [ __ ] fun. It was
00:49:35
cool.
00:49:36
>> You don't believe us?
00:49:37
>> No, I believe him. I'm here for all of
00:49:40
this. You can thank us for this fame.
00:49:43
>> Whoa. Like you just show up and sit down
00:49:46
for 90 minutes, but a lot goes into it.
00:49:48
So
00:49:49
>> this is what you do.
00:49:50
>> This is what you do. All right.
00:49:53
>> I do. I say
00:49:55
>> I can do
00:49:56
>> He does it. I do that.
00:49:58
You do that. This is what you do. That's
00:50:00
the booper.
00:50:01
>> ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M BASICALLY I'M
00:50:02
BASICALLY YOUR MANAGER, DUDE.
00:50:03
>> This is what you do. This is what you
00:50:05
do. Yeah. Come at six.
00:50:08
>> Why don't you thank Why don't you give
00:50:09
some gratitude fans for the
00:50:11
>> Yeah, that you three have some
00:50:12
gratitude. Let's
00:50:13
>> Well, no, no, no. Let's hear Fancy. Most
00:50:15
importantly, he was here from the very,
00:50:17
very beginning.
00:50:18
>> Beginning. There's There's not a better
00:50:19
middleman than you.
00:50:21
>> Thank you. Um I think I got that
00:50:22
>> cuz remember in London
00:50:23
>> I had a dream once.
00:50:27
>> No. And that dream is
00:50:28
>> and thanks to
00:50:29
>> it's not dead just like Martin Luther
00:50:31
King.
00:50:32
>> I had a dream
00:50:34
>> and it was like what can I aspire to?
00:50:37
And it's like can I be the better
00:50:39
middleman and you made it true?
00:50:48
Thank you.
00:50:54
Oh [ __ ]
00:50:56
You feel good?
00:50:59
You feel good, dude. You deserve it,
00:51:01
man.
00:51:03
>> You're the best middleman, dude.
00:51:04
>> You're the best middle ever. Okay,
00:51:07
Carlos. Words of affirmation, words of
00:51:10
wisdom, words of peace, words of grace.
00:51:13
>> Best job ever. Um, my first job in LA
00:51:16
was driving escorts.
00:51:18
And my last one is working with y'all
00:51:20
here, and I love it.
00:51:21
>> Kind of the same.
00:51:22
>> Yeah,
00:51:23
>> pretty close.
00:51:24
>> Um, so thank you, Bobby. Thank you,
00:51:27
Andrew. I appreciate it. Thanks for
00:51:29
having me on. I saw I came on episode
00:51:31
87.
00:51:32
>> 87. That was your first. Yeah. Wow.
00:51:34
>> So, it's awesome to still be
00:51:35
>> I feel like you've been here forever,
00:51:36
like since the beginning.
00:51:37
>> Well, essentially, right, cuz what what
00:51:40
what 52 weeks, right? So he did within
00:51:42
the beginning of the second season,
00:51:44
second year is when he came on.
00:51:46
>> No,
00:51:48
>> the only reason he didn't come on
00:51:49
earlier is because we were on a
00:51:51
restrictive cast because
00:51:54
>> co
00:51:55
>> co we couldn't nobody want we couldn't
00:51:57
have people at the studio.
00:51:58
>> Yeah. Who was who was doing it? It was
00:51:59
just you, right?
00:52:00
>> It was just Fancy alone in a clim.
00:52:03
>> Well, I remember under the stairs and
00:52:04
then and then George would come
00:52:06
sometimes. We kick him out fast.
00:52:08
>> Pete then came.
00:52:09
>> Then Pete came. Pete.
00:52:11
>> You remember Pete?
00:52:11
>> I love Pete.
00:52:12
>> Throw croissants at him.
00:52:13
>> Yeah.
00:52:14
>> Remember that? You used to throw
00:52:15
croissants at him.
00:52:20
>> You call him Peter Chocolat. He go Peter
00:52:22
Chocolat. He throw chocolate croissant
00:52:24
at Pete.
00:52:25
>> We love Petey.
00:52:26
>> Yeah.
00:52:26
>> Petey and George would come on and then
00:52:29
after after CO wiggled its way from our
00:52:33
psyche when we were sick of the
00:52:34
[ __ ] that's when he joined.
00:52:36
>> And McCone, you're a newbie. You're only
00:52:40
two.
00:52:40
>> It's coming up on three.
00:52:42
>> This will be the third year.
00:52:43
>> Wow.
00:52:43
>> When Sickler was on, that was the first
00:52:45
time I was here. I was mentioned.
00:52:47
>> Yeah. You came in in that tough year.
00:52:49
>> Tough.
00:52:50
>> Yeah, that was a tough year.
00:52:51
>> It was hard.
00:52:51
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:52
>> Yeah. It was a lot going on.
00:52:53
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:53
>> You're We're grateful to have you guys
00:52:55
along for this ride. Mone and Carlos and
00:52:58
Fancy
00:52:59
>> and uh also you,
00:53:02
>> the Jewels. Also, the Jewels more than
00:53:04
anything.
00:53:04
>> We've had great guests.
00:53:06
>> Yeah, it's been crazy. Yeah, we've had
00:53:07
the last couple years we've had great
00:53:09
guests.
00:53:09
>> Yeah.
00:53:10
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:10
>> When they said Jack Black wanted to do
00:53:11
the show, I was like,
00:53:13
>> you had Cena.
00:53:14
>> Has he seen the show?
00:53:15
>> John Cena.
00:53:16
>> Yeah. And Efron nuts. The the world uh
00:53:18
has been crazy. And we're going to
00:53:20
continue to do the show for the fans
00:53:21
because it's the most fun we've ever
00:53:22
had. It is by far. Yeah. And I do think
00:53:25
I'm making a slight prediction,
00:53:27
>> but the fall of the fall of 2027, which
00:53:30
is a full year and half away,
00:53:32
>> we'll do a Bad Friends Global Tour.
00:53:35
>> Really? Yeah. Our last one. Our last
00:53:36
one.
00:53:37
>> Our last tour together. I think we'll do
00:53:38
one big
00:53:39
>> The last one was supposed to be our last
00:53:40
one.
00:53:40
>> Yeah.
00:53:41
>> But we'll do one final.
00:53:42
>> We'll do one more. Well, that's what all
00:53:43
good bands do. You know,
00:53:45
>> you have to You have to be on tour with
00:53:46
us.
00:53:47
>> Mhm.
00:53:47
>> Yeah. You really do. It's only fair.
00:53:50
>> Can we go to the Philippines?
00:53:53
>> Yeah. If we can sell tickets.
00:53:54
>> Yeah.
00:53:55
>> And also, Fancy has to come.
00:53:57
>> Are you working on another baby?
00:53:59
>> No.
00:53:59
>> Be honest.
00:54:01
Because we can't take you if you have
00:54:02
another kid. So if you have another kid,
00:54:04
you gota you can't because we're
00:54:06
childless, you know.
00:54:07
>> Yeah.
00:54:07
>> We're sloths of the street.
00:54:09
>> We're child We're childless trash.
00:54:12
>> Yeah. It's better for you guys. Focus on
00:54:13
work.
00:54:14
>> Oh, is that facicious?
00:54:18
>> You being a smartass.
00:54:20
>> You just got a citizenship, dude. Don't
00:54:22
make us take it away. You better calm
00:54:24
down. Okay.
00:54:25
>> You guys showed up for my special. I
00:54:27
remember
00:54:27
>> you did.
00:54:28
>> That was really sweet.
00:54:29
>> Powerful. Now you guys were backstage
00:54:31
and
00:54:33
you know I thought that you know you can
00:54:35
you can get in your head and go oh that
00:54:38
was bad or whatever
00:54:40
>> because you know you you know you get
00:54:41
off stage you're like I could have done
00:54:42
this better this and that and then you
00:54:44
guys were like no that was you know I
00:54:45
mean I just the affirmation
00:54:47
>> made it clear I believed you
00:54:49
>> when you guys said that it's good I
00:54:51
believed you
00:54:52
>> sometimes I don't believe comics
00:54:54
>> I well
00:54:55
>> good set I got yes
00:54:56
>> comics no but these guys are these guys
00:54:59
these guys are are friends and they'll
00:55:00
tell you the truth. They're not on stage
00:55:02
every night,
00:55:03
>> you know.
00:55:04
>> Yeah.
00:55:04
>> So they they they really mean it when
00:55:07
they say it.
00:55:08
>> Finally.
00:55:09
>> Finally. Yep.
00:55:10
>> Finally.
00:55:11
>> Should I We It's not really etched in
00:55:13
stone. We can think of another one.
00:55:15
>> I think finally is so good. But I think
00:55:16
it's finally.
00:55:17
>> You think so?
00:55:18
>> Finally with two.
00:55:19
>> I don't like play on word [ __ ]
00:55:20
>> Really?
00:55:20
>> I don't.
00:55:21
>> That's kind of like the whole punny.
00:55:22
>> It's what we do here at this show.
00:55:24
>> I know, but I'm not in my own personal
00:55:25
life of punny puns.
00:55:26
>> No, finally. Finally is very is very
00:55:28
poignant. Anyway, just finally, I think
00:55:30
finally.
00:55:31
>> Yeah, it's beautiful.
00:55:32
>> I'll say this. What's really going to
00:55:34
happen is
00:55:36
>> tell us
00:55:38
>> the year will be met with great strife
00:55:40
and struggle. Lot of wild [ __ ] going on
00:55:43
right now.
00:55:43
>> It's already bad now though.
00:55:45
>> I know. But it's going to chill out at
00:55:48
the end of the year because people will
00:55:49
be sick of the nonsense.
00:55:50
>> I don't know, dude.
00:55:51
>> And they'll go, "What do we need to
00:55:52
break up the year?" and they'll say,
00:55:55
"Finally,
00:55:56
>> Bobby Lee, it's been a long It's been a
00:55:59
long wonderful fun ride."
00:56:00
>> When you re Oh, yeah. Okay.
00:56:02
>> I I just remember that mo that There's
00:56:04
little tiny things that happened on the
00:56:05
show that I'll never forget. You saying
00:56:07
the joke of Thumble. Thumb's one of the
00:56:08
funniest jokes you ever said. I laughed
00:56:10
>> harder than I've ever laughed. In fact,
00:56:12
we revisited tonight at my buddy Jim's
00:56:14
house.
00:56:14
>> We revisited because a WGO ad came, a
00:56:17
commercial came out of the Super Bowl. I
00:56:19
said, "Bob's on WGOI." And I say, "I
00:56:21
remember when he was on Ozmpic and he
00:56:22
threw up for the promo for the Halloween
00:56:24
episode two years ago." Yeah. And you
00:56:25
puked right there in the front room.
00:56:27
Yeah. And I laughed so [ __ ] hard. I
00:56:29
laughed. I couldn't stop laughing. I
00:56:31
thought you were goofing around when you
00:56:33
were like, "I don't feel good." I was
00:56:34
like, "You're being a bitch."
00:56:35
>> But at the time, you weren't laughing.
00:56:36
>> Yeah. I was cracking up. You seeing the
00:56:38
>> You thought it was just I never laughed.
00:56:39
He heard you laugh louder when I fell.
00:56:44
>> It's the funniest moment I've ever
00:56:46
>> When you fell in the roller skates is
00:56:47
maybe one of the funniest. No, but you
00:56:49
throwing up in the hallway got me so
00:56:51
good because the first couple times I
00:56:52
was like, "Oh no." But it kept coming. I
00:56:54
couldn't stop laughing.
00:56:55
>> Dude, I was so sick.
00:56:57
>> I had to walk in the other room.
00:56:58
>> Oh my god. I was so sick.
00:56:59
>> Yeah, but now look at you.
00:57:00
>> I know, but fat again.
00:57:02
>> No.
00:57:02
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:04
>> You're not fat again.
00:57:05
>> Yeah. I'm just getting rolls.
00:57:06
>> But you got off of Wiggoi. Why'd you
00:57:08
stop using it?
00:57:09
>> I just got so nauseous, dude.
00:57:11
>> You were tired of the nausea.
00:57:12
>> I'm just Yeah, but now I just got new
00:57:14
medication for the nausea. But now I'm
00:57:16
on Lexapro. So you're on ant.
00:57:18
>> So I'm on so many different things now.
00:57:20
It's like, you know what I mean? So I'm
00:57:21
like afraid to
00:57:21
>> Who's prescribing?
00:57:23
>> My psychiatrist.
00:57:24
>> Well, maybe you should change.
00:57:25
>> No, Lexa Pro is really working.
00:57:27
>> No, but Lexa Pro.
00:57:28
>> I couldn't come the other night. That
00:57:29
was the scary part.
00:57:30
>> I know. I remember. So Lexa Pro.
00:57:33
>> Lexa Pro off. So Lexa Pro on, WGO off.
00:57:37
>> Yeah.
00:57:38
>> Anti-nausea medication on.
00:57:40
>> Oh, no. Off until I'm back on WGO.
00:57:42
>> When you go back, you can do that.
00:57:43
>> I think tomorrow is the day
00:57:45
>> you go back.
00:57:45
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's you don't it's it's
00:57:48
it's like a low humming nausea,
00:57:52
>> right? It's like you're not going to
00:57:54
vomit, but it's like a kind of like a
00:57:56
light sickness that's in your gut.
00:57:58
>> I don't like that.
00:57:58
>> Right. And you're just walking around
00:58:00
with it
00:58:01
>> and it's just like
00:58:02
>> I was just tired of that. Yeah.
00:58:03
>> You know,
00:58:04
>> I'm back on creatine, which is crazy.
00:58:06
>> What's that?
00:58:07
>> Creatine. Creatine is a very long
00:58:10
researched longuse product you use for
00:58:13
post exercise or well, I mean, I use
00:58:15
post exercise. Some people do it pre,
00:58:17
but it uh I found out some of the health
00:58:19
benefits of creatine outside of like
00:58:21
muscle building and stuff
00:58:22
>> for the brain. I used to take it when I
00:58:24
was in college and I worked out a lot
00:58:25
and then I stopped. But then the look
00:58:27
out the the health the brain benefits of
00:58:29
creatine. It's actually amazing.
00:58:30
>> Do you need a prescription for that?
00:58:31
>> No, brother. Creatine you could buy at
00:58:33
the store. It's just, you know,
00:58:35
>> improve short-term memory.
00:58:36
>> I mean, I'm on real medications and you
00:58:38
brought up creatine.
00:58:40
>> Like that was weird. I take vitamins.
00:58:42
>> All right. It's like,
00:58:44
>> well, I told you maybe maybe you
00:58:45
shouldn't be overly prescribed uh drugs.
00:58:48
>> Yeah, it's it's a little startling
00:58:50
because I now cuz I have I'm on rolin.
00:58:52
>> Yeah. See, this is my thing is they want
00:58:54
to throw everything at you.
00:58:54
>> I have so much. I have rolin now.
00:58:56
Lexapro also a tennol.
00:58:59
>> Is your penis working?
00:59:01
>> No.
00:59:01
>> I can get erect because of Bluetooth.
00:59:04
>> Yeah. Where is it?
00:59:04
>> It's not on the spaceship.
00:59:05
>> Do you have one of those little things
00:59:07
uh that says Monday, Tuesday?
00:59:09
>> Oh, Bluetooth.
00:59:10
>> No pill. Monday Bluetooth.
00:59:14
>> A pillc case.
00:59:15
>> Yeah.
00:59:16
>> Yeah. A pill case.
00:59:17
>> You have a pill case?
00:59:17
>> No, but I have like a row on my It's
00:59:19
It's a system.
00:59:20
>> Yeah. So, it's a pill case.
00:59:21
>> I have a system. Yeah.
00:59:22
>> But
00:59:23
>> I just don't want to take a lot of pills
00:59:24
anymore.
00:59:25
>> Yeah. I I You don't know if I need it.
00:59:28
>> I think if the Lex Pro helps, that's
00:59:29
good. Are you on any medication at all?
00:59:32
>> It is helping. I don't Are you on it?
00:59:34
>> Yeah. It You know what? It stops some of
00:59:36
the ruminating thoughts.
00:59:38
>> Yep. Because I have these things that
00:59:39
reoccur in my head course and I'm in a
00:59:42
mental nightmare.
00:59:43
>> What you on Lex Pro as well?
00:59:45
>> I've been on it for like five years now.
00:59:47
>> And on prep, right? You're on prep.
00:59:49
>> No. Although a doctor did recommend that
00:59:50
to me once.
00:59:51
>> You might be.
00:59:52
>> He was like, you should probably get
00:59:53
into this.
00:59:54
>> You might get under prep cuz you do.
00:59:56
What is prep?
00:59:56
>> It's gay people take.
00:59:57
>> It's not for gay people. It's for people
00:59:59
that have hi people that are uh that are
01:00:03
um at risk of getting HIV at a higher
01:00:05
level.
01:00:06
>> Yeah.
01:00:07
>> Huh. I said gay people.
01:00:08
>> You people.
01:00:11
>> You're people.
01:00:11
>> Yeah. There's fun stuff that gets you
01:00:12
AIDS.
01:00:13
>> That's what I'm saying. So, you could
01:00:14
catch HIV.
01:00:15
>> Wait, so if you take it, you you're it
01:00:17
>> you're you can't get it.
01:00:18
>> You can't get It's preventative.
01:00:19
>> Preventative. Yeah. But I haven't I'm
01:00:21
not on prep. That's
01:00:22
>> I know. But what what are the What are
01:00:23
the um side effects of that?
01:00:25
>> Uh having too much fun at Hamburger
01:00:27
Mary's
01:00:29
on a Wednesday. Nausea, headache,
01:00:31
diarrhea, fatigue, and abdominal pain.
01:00:33
>> You already have those, so you fake it.
01:00:36
>> Yeah.
01:00:37
So, what we want to say is
01:00:41
>> thank you for being a bad friend.
