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hey hey bad friends.com we got new shirts what are these shirts from look at little baby
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Bobby on the cover of what was the Nirvana album yeah yeah in when I was a senior in high school this this album
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came out it really influenced me and I was in kindergarten we love this album this is an homage it's a tip of the hat
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to uh never mind Nirvana also we have posters you don't you don't have to buy just the shirt of this you can buy the
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poster if you want to hang that in your uh yeah in your wall hang it in your wall hang it in your wall hang it in
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your wall right inside of your wall go to badri merch.com badri merch.com hey bad friends I'm on tour in the fall
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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots w a white dude and an Asian
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dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're
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bad friends I wonder if there's like nepotism in porn like Ron Jeremy's son has a small
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man let's not talk about Ron Jeremy he's in prison is that how you want to start today John Holmes John Holmes he's dead
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I know but just give me one alive porn star a male yeah Roco Freddy what Roco
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SI Freddy who's that Roco Freddy yeah this is the biggest one Italian oh is an
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Italian that's a woman dude rosu Freddy is an Italian pornographic actor wow you know your
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male porn stars let yeah that was a really yeah I get it I've seen him in
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movies he's so good you've seen this guy though I've seen him Colson have you seen that guy in porn I
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guess it's just his face so it's hard to say yeah yeah yeah I have to see his yeah right I have to see the dick yeah
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yeah that's funny I've never I only look at their face I when they go to ja I Look Away there it is does that look familiar yeah yeah that I know I know
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I'm not I say I know I know that's your no it's
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got to be similar size yeah that's got to be what is that's 10 and a half is huge one time I was in back in the day
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when there was no internet yeah and you'd have to go to the I I lived in San Diego so I have to go to the F Street Bookstore that was the porn bookstore
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yeah and in the back you they have the videos right yeah and then one time I was like this is good right I was like jerking out fever cuz you also I didn't
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have a lot of money so there's a timer you have to do it fever you're racing against the clock right and then there
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was like one this guy was from behind a girl and I was doing fever and then they panned out was two dudes and then right
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what right when I saw it was two dudes I I nutted it's a little too late anyway you want to introduce Our Guest yeah start
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new introduce Our Guest D I realize are you Slender Man anyway let's move on
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he's going to Slender Man you anyway anyway so um so um I know I know you you
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saved my friend's Life by the way that's right oh that was that was quite the ride was the wildest I have a gift for
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you by the way I've never seen someone passed out for so long in my life oh wow brought back your sweater I told you
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could I okay I'll take it I thought that was a nice I thought it's a give and it's a get we have a sweater for you
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Ryan come give him one of ours does it have your puke on it yeah puke and piss so we got Co MGK give him
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MGK Applause right so um MGK Coulson from your point of view tell me the
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story what you saw that so Andrew was okay go ahead I it was just he was so
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normal and this is what I talked about after you in the bathroom with Megan I was like but he was so like coherent
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right like how did how did what was he I did you did you hear anything I said we
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had like a 40 minute talk before the plane took off I dude the whole time I was thinking I'm I'm I'm about to throw
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up so I hope I hope I don't throw up in the middle of this conversation and in my mind I thought I'm going to be talking to him and I'm going to look
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over at Megan she's going to smile and I'm going to throw up all over all over her that was my biggest fear if I puked
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on you I thought fine sure's fine no big deal and then the whole time I was like man I'm not feeling good but it wasn't
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like a communicable sick I just felt wrong by the way it was just one of the
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most I I for someone who I just met for the first time I asked you an absurd
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amount of questions too so it was you a fan of you knew who Ender was for sure for sure and I've watched the show so I
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but I was just it was just like such an overloaded with questions conversation that I normally wouldn't even be hitting
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people with so the fact that I chose the most like so sick dude for 4 days after that
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I had so I had a gastrointestinal bug I lost n lbs what was it 9 lb I was on the
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toilet for 4 days straight I went to the hospital twice that's the first time I ever had to help someone get like an oxygen tank out of like the secret
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compartment in an airplane I had I ripped through three of them dude she couldn't reach it and so I was like I
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just became involved at that point it was what a good dude because if I saw him even we have a podcast I would ignore him I would been like I don't
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know him is that a good bit part of it was also is that a good bit yeah it's a good bit yeah it's not it's not a good bit you'd be so concerned for me I don't
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think so dude he was talking to he was and then he came to the bathroom and he was like are you okay are you okay dog
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is that a good and I was like I don't think so wow but I also was like I don't want you here right now cuz I was so
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embarrassed already you know me and I was like man of all people why did he have to be on the flight the funny thing
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was there was a lady in the back whose only concern was that she had to use the coach bathroom that you were blocking up
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the only first class bathroom there was there was a lady that was back there she was like is that your friend so like I
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mean how long do you think because the he he's in the only bathroom I can use I'm like oh there's a bathroom back there she's like I paid for these seats
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I want W that's a bad human being that's a bad human being that would me that would have been
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me yeah by the way I would have just sat next to the toilet be like go ahead just go right next to me no you would let me right 100% yeah yeah yeah no they gave
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me Naran and everything so you gave you also gave him your sweat shirt yeah yeah he i w when I walked up to the bathroom
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he like looked up he was like oh dog and it was just puke everywhere oh my God and so yeah I just why you laughing at
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your boss yeah don't don't do that it's not at him strike one man that's strike one keep it up yeah yeah no he offered
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me a sweater which was so nice and I literally said cuz they I took off my sweater and then he goes do you want my
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sweater I was like no dude I have I have piss and puke all over me and he goes
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dude I don't give a [ __ ] and that's when I fell in love bro piss and puke all I was like care at all bro not only you
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look like Slender Man all right but also you have a you have a probably I've never seen your genitals but probably
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great huge you I mean you're a very talented musician but now we know that you're a good human being and so it just
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puts fluttery butterflies on my mind and so give him a round of applause so great
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I you know you have a wraith I have three wraiths at home have a Chinese cat I was just shooting a video with the I
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just did this this arm pump and then I was just like that like I'm doing the Chinese cat and I you pointed me and
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call me a Chinese cat yeah he did you are my Chinese cat what yeah yeah yeah
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is a Japanese cat I I don't I yeah no no it's okay cson I call them ching chong
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cats too all right chat cats yeah yeah I mean first of
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all cat I mean what's the obsession with cats with Asia well they it I mean
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you're not going to moralize dogs because you're got you're not going to frame food you know oh
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God what is the obsession why is what is the obsession with it it's funny because we've had this since we started the show
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this was on our desk when we started the show four years ago and it's never we've it's never left for some reason it's
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been well I went to an island in Japan where the whole island was only cat statues it was thousands and thousands
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which island I don't were there cats no but in my house there a bunch of cats bro how many do you have I have three
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he's got he's got three bro Coulson bro bro you have three cats
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bro bro there's something no no no no no no not yet no but bro let me see
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something that says a lot about you and it says a lot about me as as well we're big dick
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people yeah we're big dick people no I don't know if that's the that's what it means right Marlin brand had cats sick
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big dick guy okay yeah yeah and I'm going to say let me say say something to you everyone in this room okay I'm tired
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of people calling me a small little dick guy yeah dude it's not it's it's not right it's not right it's not wrong or right first of all yeah yeah it is right
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it's not right it's no I'll tell you why it's right no they've been I have a girl lady friend and she validated you now
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she's like dude you have medium great no we measured it and everything dude now we can hug now
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we dude I'm medium di dude medium dude medium you upgraded dude
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that's an upgrade yeah dudee that's an up I'm tired of the [ __ ] dude you the one that perpetuated my feet are nine
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size why are you laughing dude my SE my feet are size nine and it's it's all connected it's a good thing let's move
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on from it I don't want to talk about my G again you you brought it up I know I right I'm just sorry I don't know he
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just what's the name of your cats you want to name your cat whiskey tickets and na'vi that's great tickets is mine
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you want to know mine yeah Ming gonner and Bojo
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one one more time Ming yeah gooner and Bojo and Bojo okay yeah yeah yeah gner
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after uh Arsenal the soccer team yeah yeah Ming after his mom who passed away and she came back to life as the cat we
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think no she's still alive she is I don't know what to laugh
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at and then we have Bojo which is Bobby Jr that's right that we call him Bojo that's and he looks the most like him
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he's fat yeah yeah yeah well they have the same Vibe what do you mean he doesn't do [ __ ] that's right right
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that's right the sleepiest the laziest yeah it's like you know they think they're in Ci or something my can't
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they're ruining his entire house yeah like on top of the fridge I B beds but still they're just sleeping on top of
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the fridge like like half the body you're dangling do your cat do that they sleep wherever they want yeah there's 8
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million beds they choose like cardboard boxes with towels and a buy fancy tow
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what' you say wait wait stop stop stop you understood what I said do you buy do
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you buy fancy yeah yeah thank you the food no he means you buy you buy fancy beds
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absolutely sorry I'm yelling he's a guest at our gu you're right you're right sorry you save my friend life I buy like ridiculous cat bed they have
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like palm trees elevated I have those too but I find that whenever I buy a
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fancy thing they rather go the furnace or whatever you know what I mean yeah
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yeah you find that or no why I do why do you think that he built a cat sanctuary in his backyard and they haven't been in there once how much was it tell them how
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much 10, 10 15 grand damn and they don't ever go out there yeah yeah literally
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ever once I don't think I've seen a cat in your house outside of your house they have but I want to say this Coulson from
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now on okay can you understand me now yeah okay I love him I love this guy I
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know I've met ran into you a couple of times now yeah where Comedy Store in the
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main room yeah backstage backstage yeah there's never a rapport between because I think it's I'm scared why is that
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because you're at Machine Gun Kelly I'm like oh my you're in I think you're in you're intimidated a little bit but now that we broke this barrier now there's
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going to be what you know in front of everybody what's up you know mean up Co I can call you cson he's working on his
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his hip-hop presence he wants to be I feel yeah dog what's up is this working
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that might make me like do [ __ ] C player
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H lace up dog lace up what do you think about about Bob blacking out an arm
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you've talked about this yeah cuz you're you're going You're full yeah yeah I've left I've left windows to the olds but
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uh are are you is this a joke no no no he's talked about blacking
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out an arm yeah yeah but one just one what do you think of me blacking out uh
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an arm I mean I I I think it would look bad you do yeah for sure yeah yeah I I I
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will be upset if you do the go to sleep thing to get it I think that's super lame what what do you mean people pass
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out when they do it no when people like get put under to get the tattoos oh that's a thing I don't know about that
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no that's that those are for weaklings I I just think part of the culture is to earn it you know so dude I earn my
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channe yeah yeah so I I think it'd be sake depending what if I did the face would that be black face that would be a
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very bad bad decision that be well if you did it'd be brf face it would be oh my god oh I can't do bref you no
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no bref for you Budd no way but I mean it would it be because if you can tattoo the off arm why that's that's black
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that's black arm yeah I can't do black face bra yeah I think it's I think it's just this is anything about what about
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half yeah you be half bra half Barack Obama yeah anyway what are you doing
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dude he's rolling up I have really bad like uh anxiety oh you do really you smoke a
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weed public uh speaking anxiety so I just have to do something with my hands I'm just rolling a cigarette oh really I
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like it I mean I have pre-rolled you don't like these I like those yeah yeah yeah the yellow box why does have trees
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and flowers on them because I special order them from American Spirit I don't do standard cool you mean I want fancy
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he's got a stand out he want he likes the nicest version of the nicest thing right needs to have it I need the nicest
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one have you ever have you ever thought nothing on the face though you won't do it you know I don't I don't think I
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don't think so I have stuff on my head you know like if you shave my head you'll see you'll uncover things like a hidden treasure
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but I me what is it treasure like messages you got to shave my head to find out oh right right but are there
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messages yeah wa you know what would be dope a treasure map buried under your hair that'd be sick and then when you
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die like if you hid your money somewhere tattooed the map to your head and then when you die then they can shave it and
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unearth this WOW sick yeah we should really but would you have like no you
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know what I would do no [ __ ] that [ __ ] right cuz you're going to do wait [ __ ] my idea you just said yes it was great
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then you I'm going to double make it better okay can I make your idea better all right you can't make it that easy
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you can't go Pur Illinois in a vault or whatever whatever right no point right what you do you do landmarks oh right
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right so you do is like you I mean some like the St Louis Arch there it is dude
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[ __ ] bro that's exactly what I was doing the St Louis Arch that does look like that what's that one upside down flip it
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flip no yeah but imagine we flipped is a new symbol what is that what is it this new symbol that's obviously Cairo Egypt
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bro dude he's good dude my [ __ ] symbols are working today dude give me one more give
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oh what's that one that's the leaning tower of pza that's right [ __ ] you you and I should go on a game show dude
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whatever that is like a what is that some game show that they have is there a is there a uh give me one more
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what that's
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racist that's my dad that's my dad now but anyway um wow
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give me a symbol let me see if I can do it that's Beirut no that's the paron bam oh not be
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now it's paron dude I don't know I think my problem do you know where the paron is I don't know I don't think I know any like landmarks but let me try another
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one let me try another one Empire States buildings multiple yeah all three of them well
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they took down two of them did they did yeah they did oh [ __ ] let me put this back on um are you I know you're excited
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for him today by the way he's so excited to see you today I'm so excited cuz now he's cuz he gets a little sweaty and jumpy when he gets excited for some so
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excited about new people like this I really do I'm super nervous so I hope that I don't you don't no dude you're
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killing it and you're on the pocket and don't no need to be this is a [ __ ] I'll show you who's exponentially more nervous than you could ever be okay
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right Ryan come here for a second this is our this is our intern intern Ryan look at him Ryan do you know who MGK is
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of course of course uh What uh what's one of your favorite uh songs by MGK U my favorite would be uh Invincible the
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one you sang in WrestleMania yeah oh man thank you I watched that as a kid I was a huge John Cena fan that was the first time I got booed by 80,000 people you
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got cuz it you know you have to play into the storyline of like The Rock versus John Cena and I was bringing out
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John Cena and it was in Miami and the Rock's Hometown and I thought it would be a really good idea to be like [ __ ] The Rock after I why it's crazy and I
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just you know but they boo but they love you it's no was it's love heal it's the heal Theory right like you become the
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enemy so you're a hardcore John Cena fan I was growing up yeah you're still growing up what the [ __ ] are you talking
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about you're not grown yet who else did you like growing up like wrestlers no just in
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general I've always big into movies he's he's like John Wayne gasy I love yeah
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I'm in a movie with John Cena about to come out what is it was it called uh it's called jackpot jackpot I'm in there
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Aquafina is in it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh we love her she love so cool did you work with her I did Nora's
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I love Nora she's the best wait oh I thought I saw a trailer for this yeah I'm I'm in it very shortly I don't want
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to you know pitch it as if I'm like a you know character but you know who else is in this that's my Cameo right there
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the top left top left click on who let me see that's my like MGK room that's why it's pink wow and that's my
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signature guitar right there that's what is that your arm whose arm is that uh unfortunately I'm not that
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buff oh wait a minute is that your actual guitar in the show that's my actual guitar you brought when you do
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when you do something like this right like if you do a shoot whether it's a film or a music video or anything like that do you always dress it with your
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your [ __ ] no I this the joke was the the joke was that I was playing MGK in the
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movie so I was myself which of course upset a a lot of people and by a lot I mean like two bad comments but you
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know when you're on a movie when you're acting do you get nervous or you're go you're
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good uh I get more nervous for stuff like this like quick cameos because you
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only have like you know what two minutes to like make an impression on a hourong movie so
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yeah yeah yeah I was on a show called Sean Saves the World yeah it was a sitcom yeah and I had so there was a he
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opens the door I have to say a line quickly what's the line I forgot yeah like probably something hey how are you
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right but I kept repeating the line of my mind and you know it's a front of a live audience and as soon as the door
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yeah that I was on that as soon as the door open I go how
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are because I thought about it I guess some audien has probably understood it I know they did they redid it right but
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I got well as a director would you have me do it over again I had have fired you on
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the spot you would have fired me was this a multicam yeah fired IM look at me look at me dude handsome because you got
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to be so on point for multicam you got to be it's but do I look nervous there 100% I do and I'm petrified yeah you're
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staring right I have a question yeah go ahead uh so on like fresh prince of belir and sitcoms like when the audience
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is laugh There's an actual audience there there is and then they what they what's they call sweeten it so they they they sweeten it they sweeten it they put
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more laughs on top of the laughs but how so what if you have to do a take six times it's has to be funny six times no
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they do do a take six times then sometimes they they just interject more laughs into where also the audience gets it right so they kind of PR they get
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they play along almost like pry positive what it's like this show we laugh all the time we're going
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to turn off your mic any second now yeah yeah keep that [ __ ] up yeah it's [ __ ] dude what you're doing no but
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this is what's interesting about that world that you're at asking is is like people go to a taping expecting one
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thing they're like we're going to be there for the recording of the show like as if it would be a 30 minute tap no they're there for hours and hours and
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hours 10 hour event it's a long long sus because they're changing and then when they change scenes in rooms it's
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different stages so the audiences sometimes have to move and it's it's way bigger than people think and I think when people go once that might be the
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last time they go they're like it was cool we saw it but it's a it's like a work day yeah you're watching people or sometimes they're paid to be there A lot
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of times they pay yeah yeah they they paper the room so they're I'm making1 a big show if it's what a big show like
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what give me a show Boy Meet World yeah they did that's a that's what came to mind yeah I've never even heard of that
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who's that Boy Meets World Boy Meets World yeah I don't know Boy Meets World Is it a white show what the [ __ ] you
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talking about heard it's a white show for Yeah Boy me world yeah I've heard of Seinfeld friends come on come on was
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I popped up in that yeah he's in it too you're in it it's okay he needs the attention you have to tell him he was in
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but did I get to the episode yet I haven't seen you Bobby yet I haven't got to the episode what season did I just saw him yesterday if I wouldn't have put
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it on yesterday I wouldn't have seen him in it I'm so sorry Bobby I'm about to see yours tonight I'm sure I'm sure it's great and proba better than Andrew so
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it's it's all what season what season is it yours this is like nine yeah you don't start with number one you're in
00:24:05
season one I'm in season five you're in season five yeah yeah you don't s wait wait dude [ __ ] you Coulson don't look
00:24:12
away from me I'm Not Afraid wait what happened no I'm going to tell you right now you're pissing me off right now D no you're not by the way I hope I hope he
00:24:20
gets up and beats the [ __ ] just tell me season five look at how young I
00:24:25
was that was you yeah yeah back he was Chinese yeah it was
00:24:30
Chinese before he switched dude I've totally seen I dude I that's a hard what
00:24:35
do you mean did you see this episode yes I saw that episode yeah and you don't think that was me that's either you or
00:24:40
Joe Koy that's not Jo Koy you Che what do you mean well that doesn't look like you Bob that doesn't look like me dude
00:24:46
that looks nothing like you because no mustache put a mustache on that [ __ ] do your face do that face no you look
00:24:53
different yeah yeah different guy yeah that's me dude that that with the I'm
00:24:58
I'm putting a mustache on so did you see that episode I did see that episode now can you give me my props or no dude 100%
00:25:04
great job than yeah you were so brilliant that's all I want that's go to that go to the first picture uhuh okay
00:25:10
and go to the fourth picture and I got to ask you are you doing an eye thing on
00:25:16
purpose on this thing is this like a thing you were doing the whole time you're doing wide eye on this this is
00:25:22
this is round eye sh the first one that's round eye [ __ ] the whole time but why does the left eye go in opposite
00:25:28
direction diretion go to the fourth one you see what I'm talking about oh I
00:25:34
see what you guys are doing you're saying that Asians are crosseyed no yeah clip that dude Asians are crossy or what
00:25:39
well you're you might be yeah yeah go big go big all right let me see your eyes St let me see your eyes Bob open
00:25:46
them up what yeah they kind of go crossy when you do that look at yeah your left one your left one leans in yeah I I
00:25:53
think what you're seeing both of you talk about who I also knew this going to happen I knew this was going to team up
00:26:00
I love it next time I'll get Sten new and some of my guys all right you want me to get
00:26:07
bring my boys in I'll bring my boys in right yeah yeah yeah yeah Benedict Wong I'll bring him on he would never come on the show I think he would to be fair I
00:26:14
have a big ass left ear so like if we're talking about my ear my left
00:26:20
ear like half Dumbo half [ __ ] 100% I'm already on the same page all yeah
00:26:26
let's talk about you you know my point is is this also this is I'm
00:26:33
scared yeah you're I'm So Young right I did the when it you know when curb first
00:26:39
started pry yeah yeah so it's like maybe that's what you're reading but anyway let's move on from it I was just kidding
00:26:44
I was just fine I want you to get your props you're more talented and more Hollywood oh no come
00:26:49
on I like you dude you're my guy I'm I'm certainly not more Hollywood you might be the most Hollywood guy out out of I
00:26:56
don't think so I don't think getting all sorts of work now dude yeah you anyway let's just talk about something else man what the [ __ ] man don't get nervous
00:27:01
about it um do you like jelly jelly what's like this no jelly what is
00:27:08
jelly roll jelly roll Oh I thought you might this is Peanut this is peanut butter and jelly no what is that Trader Joe snacks peanut butter and jelly
00:27:14
really yeah you already ate it no D that's really it's probably the best I brought this just in case I got too nervous when I need do something those
00:27:21
are can I have one I want have you never had one of those they're phenomenal you know you know this oh my God it's the
00:27:26
best thing I've ever had in my life Joe's okay they're undefeated dip in dude you don't want
00:27:32
more jelly okay yeah isn't that insane my God those are
00:27:38
good it's so good TJ's has by far the best snacks on planet Earth my daughter got well my friend Ray got me hipped to
00:27:44
these but my daughter is like a huge TJ snack person a they have the best snacks I don't I actually don't buy like meals
00:27:51
there as much as I buy [ __ ] I buy snacks if your daughter go daddy my daughter is grown she's 14
00:28:00
yeah just suppose she's like that yeah right Daddy good morning Daddy now she's
00:28:07
Asian yeah all right let me wi it up
00:28:13
no my daughter's black but oh you really yeah all right oh yeah do that one
00:28:21
Bob I'm going to go with my original right yeah okay go back to the original yeah Daddy um how are you today
00:28:29
day how are you today how you feeling today Daddy good and then what what what's
00:28:36
daddy um is it okay I smoke weed in the house what' you say you're a you're an
00:28:42
infant and you're you shouldn't be smoking what yeah okay good good I'm just I I don't know because I think I would be the guy like you know just do
00:28:48
it in the house right I'm one of those guys you're saying if you're daughter was 14 if your kid was 14 if my kid was
00:28:54
14 I'd be like yeah just don't do it outside do I'll get you the stuff do it in the control environment when does that talk happen that yeah that happened
00:29:02
yeah yeah yeah yeah so Daddy can I get tattoos like you oh yeah what's a tattoo
00:29:08
what's that what's that what's that K talk that one happened when she was really young she wanted to get tattoos
00:29:13
and you said what when you're older I but I I also I just don't want to limit
00:29:18
her you know creativity in any way so um this get the best I don't it really is
00:29:26
if yeah as far as weed goes I mean a lot of this stuff she grew up just
00:29:33
seeing I I didn't really hide who I was to her so and I also never really wanted to because I didn't want
00:29:40
that to I didn't want that from another person to like lure her like the the
00:29:45
person of being like uh you know the perception of oh I want what I'm not
00:29:50
supposed to have it's almost like very just uh she she could never be impressed by
00:29:55
someone being like I I got cars and and weed and you know the I she's she's very
00:30:03
um comfortable in her own skin and a very strong independent woman who is like you know I come from a father who
00:30:11
gives me flowers and tells me how beautiful I am and you know is very open about you know his his his lifestyle to
00:30:17
where that doesn't impress me like I need someone who's going to you know Court me and uh all that she she needs genuine she there's none of the [ __ ]
00:30:24
can impress her because she's You' you've not tried to pretend like that's not a reality for sure yeah but if if if
00:30:32
you know I I would assume she's going to want to smoke weed
00:30:37
at some point you know like I'd rather like just I'd rather get her some get her the weed and it be like not laced
00:30:43
and shitty from some sketchy person because the other side of it is right like otherwise you're so restrictive and
00:30:49
like Bobby was uh an addict when he was like 12 was smoking meth at 14 15 come
00:30:56
move on no that's a real story I mean you were smoking meth and 15 years old and it's because you had a crazy
00:31:04
upbringing well I just didn't know how to um I didn't know how to feel good right right and that's was the only way
00:31:10
I could feel good by using using drugs but that's not the situation you know I mean that this is what this is what he's
00:31:17
avoiding yeah know but he already did it you can already tell you know I mean like she's like you know Mindful and
00:31:23
healthy and I think the the phrase that you said that's that's powerful is I didn't hide who I was to hide my
00:31:28
lifestyle that's a cool that's a I think you kind of have to be transparent as a parent I think so because otherwise
00:31:34
they're going to know they're going to find out yeah and also you know it hit me at a certain age like when I really needed to to mature as an individual
00:31:41
when she was like when she started seeing when she she she has the internet
00:31:47
too and so she would started seeing you know me in ways that I'm like oh I'm not
00:31:52
proud of that as a father you know like that it's it's different when they're little you know I had a baby when I was 18 or 19 and uh that was before I was
00:32:00
ever famous I was working job you know she was very young like it was it it didn't hit until she was you
00:32:07
know able to kind of admit that she was disappointed in
00:32:14
me um and I was you know as a father who views her as you know like
00:32:21
my best friend and and someone who um probably the only person I care to
00:32:28
impress you know I I didn't I wasn't proud of a lot of the things the ways I was representing myself so you know I'd
00:32:35
say probably when I was 30 is when I really got my and that's also your Saturn return
00:32:41
you know just as in as far as astrological uh things go that's a very
00:32:46
powerful year like your Saturn return is is when you're 30 and that's very it's a
00:32:52
very powerful year for everybody you know like that's a it's a karmic even for me for sure for you is 60
00:32:59
like 30 is a very powerful it's a it's it's a powerful number yeah and that in that year is your sat is everyone's
00:33:04
Saturn return you know so that's your K I didn't know that when I was 30 though yeah but that's fine but but regardless
00:33:10
your karmic purpose started setting in forg and you can either choose to take advantage or I did take advantage I'm
00:33:17
sure you did you seem you seem great yeah yeah it was fine say you're not on meth well that's true yeah not anymore
00:33:23
not anymore not anymore that is true that is true yeah I'm not anymore yeah you're right I will say I mean can go
00:33:29
ahead but that I think that's one of the reasons why I haven't had a kid because of the [ __ ] that I've done oh my God I
00:33:36
would have to go no internet until you're 18 mhm it's hard man but it's hard yeah it I I I I accept it and I
00:33:44
also you know I'm weighed down by it a lot and I I plenty of people on the internet choose to remind me all the
00:33:50
time but it's it's also my job
00:33:55
as a leader of or one of the leading voices of a generation to who who also
00:34:00
can relate to being misjudged by things they did when they were younger or you know maybe
00:34:08
needing someone to show them how to mature and you know like we all I I at
00:34:13
least like I looked at uh the people on TV or in music as my
00:34:20
parents you know that was kind of like those were the people it's like when Jordan took the Nike and was like this shoe is cool and people are like yeah
00:34:27
yeah we we are what we embed oursel in and to me frequency like music was
00:34:32
always in here so I was you know trusting these people as my leaders like okay and I don't do a great job with
00:34:37
that all the time with my lyrics but you know as I grow I'll I'll continue to do so I continue to you know try and take
00:34:46
my job as a a [ __ ] up who is no longer that but people know there's a there I
00:34:52
think more than ever there is always a separation between the art and the artist and I think
00:34:58
people are more cognizant of that in this day and age than we've ever been I think because we should be you and I
00:35:03
we're not doing any of that no dude you're no I'll tell you what we have to change our thing
00:35:09
dude we're feeding garbage to the people we have no message I'm telling you the the rawness of what you guys do I was
00:35:15
telling him this on the plane when he was completely incoherent about to puke on my face I yeah yeah it's so important
00:35:22
what you guys do the UN the unfiltered you know the just taking the
00:35:27
pendulum and Swinging it the complete opposite way of what it just was the past five years of just like where
00:35:33
everyone's so scared to be funny or say anything at the you know fear of people
00:35:38
being like I'm going to I'm going to come for your platform and take it away
00:35:44
I think we have to I think we have to because for us it was the it was the
00:35:49
thing that made us laugh the most and I think with audiences going back to what I just said people know
00:35:58
what what we're saying when we're [ __ ] around clearly it's coming from a place of like love and heart we [ __ ]
00:36:04
on each other it's all it's all for the art of the fun of the thing I also don't know how else to do it yeah we well we
00:36:10
don't I mean I mean you could say you know that's why I don't do like certain shows even if they ask I go that's not
00:36:17
that's not for me when I did Chelsea Lately I struggled every show I mean I don't care I mean I mean people even
00:36:23
said like why you struggled you know what I mean because it's not my thing right it was never my thing but tried to
00:36:28
fit into that format and it came out weird it didn't work it didn't work this is my format you know what I mean this
00:36:34
is why it works it's what you guys do is important like laughing saves Our Lives you this is It's a grim world and so to
00:36:42
make us laugh is very important and I'm I'm very appreciative of what you guys God I'm appreciative of you take me back by the way take me back to you're 18 or
00:36:49
19 and you have a kid uhhuh are you feeling like uh you're you're [ __ ] did it feel like
00:36:55
that or was it oh yeah yeah it was SC yeah I I me and my friend slim we were sharing in a a single bedroom apartment
00:37:02
we were in in Cleveland I was working at Chipotle I I gave up my job um because I went to
00:37:11
Chase my dreams at this new music seminar that was coming into town um I
00:37:17
spent my rent money to get a VIP pass to get a a meeting with the anr when they that they do at the seminar where you
00:37:22
get like an individual meeting with an anr um but I had to it was on a day I was
00:37:28
working and I don't remember if this was the day I traded two days in like one day I traded my off day to a manager I
00:37:35
gave her Jay-Z tickets so I could have an off day to go do something to go oh to go to the
00:37:40
Apollo and I got the off day ban but this this one I couldn't get off but it was more important than my job so I went
00:37:46
there uh didn't get a record deal did get fired did meet my manager who was behind
00:37:52
the scenes over there somewhere and and and she's been whacking with me since that day but uh did you meet she I love
00:37:58
her oh actually yeah how did you meet her she was she was there I thought she worked with the record label
00:38:04
because I saw a white girl with a clipboard and I was like yeah for sure she works at a reg Tri you when you see
00:38:11
a white woman with a clipboard you do thing this is Corporate I uh I met her
00:38:16
and she was really like she was like yo everyone's talking about you know you oh cuz there was a they did an open mic at
00:38:21
the at the seminar but they gave it to some like uh you know a kid from Atlanta who danced m
00:38:27
and after he was done performing I stood up and I was like guys like you're in Cleveland let someone from Cleveland perform and they were like well who and
00:38:33
I was like me dude dude I love this I got up there Lenny s ironically who
00:38:39
works over at Rock Nation and had become my neighbor years later he was there so and uh it's it's always great see that's
00:38:45
how I get invited to the Rock Nation Bunch was Lenn s shout out Len s Len but he was there um and so afterwards yeah
00:38:52
they were talking and I met her and then you know she came over to my house after or a day later later with with my friend
00:38:58
slim and we were all there and I was like dude like I met this record label person like we're on bro and she came over and she was like yeah like I'm I
00:39:04
was interning there uh helping out like checking checking the names for everyone who's coming in and uh yeah I go to
00:39:11
college I'm about to graduate and I I had just gotten fired from Chip
00:39:17
Chipotle and anyway she was like I I'll I'll leave everything like I believe in this so she dropped out of college and
00:39:23
she got me a job working on a at Red Bull as a Pensky truck driver to go drop off like pallets of Red Bulls and stuff
00:39:29
to I had a Budd of mine do that when we first moved to LA yeah yeah so I was doing that and uh you know she had a car
00:39:35
so she was letting me you know put all my clothes in her car and crash there cuz we ended up getting evictor from that apartment um and yeah man like and
00:39:43
you're you're loyal that's what I love about because I'm pretty sure since then
00:39:49
you've had every Manager Go come to you and go same with us you're like you won't leave her no you won't you won't
00:39:55
leave her that's that's for life that's for dude I'm the same way dude W and also can I say this may I say something
00:40:00
to you is there was that moment where you said I'm going to go up and do it
00:40:05
without that you would have never probably met her right never right never and that's the thing that everyone needs
00:40:11
to make it I think in any kind of art form it's that you you see the window of opportunity like when my friend Randy
00:40:18
signed me up at the open mic I didn't know I was supposed to perform and then when they said my name I could have gone I'm not going up yeah you know I mean
00:40:24
but I want you know what I'm going to do it you're just like in instinct ual thing of like I have to do it risk it
00:40:30
all you risk it all and I just go up there and it didn't go well but it's that instinct to do it you know what I
00:40:35
mean is I think you need you do yeah yeah yeah yeah you had to have the balls to do it but that's also what kickstarts
00:40:40
that sickness that we have where you're like I needed I have to I don't have a
00:40:46
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00:42:06
take from Chipotle besides it was great I met a lot of great friends and and and I just the the extreme hate that boiled
00:42:13
in my chest from seeing people that went to my school come back from College on winter break to see me working at Chipotle and being like ah you were
00:42:20
supposed to be a rapper what happened like that probably fueled a lot but I would be in the back washing the sour
00:42:27
cream out of the like those tin yeah things and the hot Steam from the sour
00:42:33
cream would always come up my face and Mrs Officer by Lil Wayne was always playing so every time I hear we I always
00:42:39
just resell hot wow steaming sour cream wow cuz it was like the hottest
00:42:46
song on the radio at that time yeah yeah yeah yeah so you don't like that when that song comes on I love or you like s
00:42:51
cream I love way I don't know if it's I think my beef is more with the sour cream yeah yeah hot sour cream cuz I haven't used sour cream in many years
00:42:58
there's a smell I used to wash dishes I was a bus boy and I did dishes and for Outback
00:43:04
Steakhouse and there's a smell for everything like that exactly what you're talking about when steak and mashed
00:43:10
potatoes is like sitting on a plate for a while and then hot water hits it holy
00:43:15
[ __ ] it's the [ __ ] wor smells like burnt oranges that are rotting or something it it just smell it smells
00:43:21
like a it smells like old old feet smells like old wet feet yes sir I got a
00:43:26
smell yeah you know in Korea you know how they all right here we go take us back to the motherland well do you
00:43:33
remember I told you that like um at my grandparents house they had a bathroom it was just a hole in the ground and it
00:43:39
was like generations and generations of poo it was like literally 2,000 years of poo they never emptied it they never no
00:43:45
no it's like a hole in the ground so it's a hole in the ground right and you look down so my great-grandparents poo was way down there right my great great
00:43:51
great great grandparents kind kind of beautiful yeah yeah yeah but that smell I can't get rid of either you know if you and
00:43:58
in those it smells like [ __ ] in those holes in the ground those old bathrooms if you dig all the way down you can dig
00:44:05
all the way to China if you can go all the way through to China isn't that where that comes from no it's not
00:44:10
wouldn't they do that they in the backyard they go we're going to dig all the way to China tried that when I was a kid yeah did you really yeah I also
00:44:15
tried I got about six feet I but I maybe about four feet I got the baker field but I I dig you I mean this way I
00:44:23
also I also uh you guys do everything North yeah I dig North yeah yeah yeah um
00:44:31
wait I have one can I can I insert one activity really quick please yeah I love activities remember what I texted you
00:44:36
yesterday yeah I don't remember the exact text but it I think it what about it I was like can I come
00:44:44
later for the podcast because I have to fight a samurai yeah yeah I wanted you to talk about it did you fight a samurai
00:44:50
I did today yeah yeah I I feel actually I don't know if I look de dehydrated but I feel like a piece of beef jerky like
00:44:56
I'm so just like dried meat my whole I feel so dehydrated I was in the sun fighting a samurai all day it was for a
00:45:01
music video but I was thinking because there's this part in the video where the song it goes really fast um and I kind
00:45:09
of did that it's for a five-year anniversary of a of an album that came out in 2019 but my fans as a OD to them
00:45:15
they love when I rap fast so I kind of did a part in there where I was rapping fast and could I just please get to attempt
00:45:24
to do the part oh I can what we talking about what we talking about here this is
00:45:29
amazing yeah Bob has to do it first down homie what's up dog okay I'm going to play you how it's supposed to sound and
00:45:36
no no no I can just do it you know Bobby can do it without Direction I could just do it AC cappella never been a typical
00:45:42
indidual I was always condition fiction no know what convincible listen to criminal holy [ __ ] Bobby wow up you do
00:45:51
it now how come you can't how how come you can't do the ad reads
00:45:57
holy [ __ ] that's so impressive let me see you do it dude do it faster than me
00:46:02
I don't think so okay do you want to do it with the track or you no let me let me hear the
00:46:08
track let me try Okay what's up
00:46:15
dude never a typical individual I was with a little cynical my condition clinical had a friend that was fictional knew I was in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:46:22
yeah yeah yeah well you know what guys you're dealing with profession over professionals yeah yeah by the way that sounds amazing that sounds really I want
00:46:29
to hear the whole thing but we'll wait I mean sing daddy while you die you probably couldn't do that you know yes he could 100% yeah 100% we could tell me
00:46:36
about the samurai fight though yeah yeah yeah so there was a kid I saw um online
00:46:41
his name is Shaquan and he does these uh really maybe type like Shaquan like
00:46:49
Instagram martial arts yeah yeah yeah we got a we got a crack team over there
00:46:54
shaan Parson is that his name yep oh look at this guy go down size of this
00:46:59
guy oh dude is this the guy that does the crazy flips dude this guy's unreal go down even
00:47:05
more doesn't really impress me really this guy can walk backwards when he let's try like this one on the right
00:47:10
let's try this one on the right yeah watch this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yes I've seen this cat un [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude no way
00:47:19
dude turn on the volume I'm going to hear him scream look at that whoa dude that's [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] wait wait wait for it he's about to go back yoink I'm
00:47:25
not done what
00:47:31
[ __ ] whoa now is that cultural appropriation yes yeah that goes the
00:47:37
other way that goes the other way wow and they do it so much but like everything they do it better they do it better that's insane there isn't one
00:47:44
Asian guy that can do it that good on Earth imagine him you brought him 2,000
00:47:50
years in Old Japan and bring that guy in there he'd be all we give up where's he from where's this guy Atlanta Atlanta
00:47:56
uhuh and so he came uh over to the the house and yeah we just kind of we both
00:48:03
like love Dragon Ball Z and Naruto and so we kind of um you bonded over that
00:48:08
yeah low key and then we tried to kind of just pay a little homage to that in the videos for that song I was playing
00:48:15
yeah um can I talk about your childhood so your parents were religious no oh my father was very religious yeah have you
00:48:21
ever seen American Psycho yeah oh yeah yeah um he kind of experienced
00:48:27
such bad things that he over he overcompensated by becoming OCD like how
00:48:35
oh yeah so everything like was either black or white there was no gray area
00:48:40
with him so yeah even religion I'll never forget first time I got arrested
00:48:45
he like his solution was sitting me down like besides like whooping me like his his solution was like reading the Bible
00:48:52
to me wow to to like cure you have the evils you were do did it work shut the
00:49:00
[ __ ] did the opposite dude you shut the [ __ ] up it did the opposite it worked look at them dude it [ __ ] worked I
00:49:06
kind of I are you mad I hid from God my whole 20s you know kind of and found him
00:49:12
later where are you now completely with God yeah yeah dude I'm with gotta and
00:49:19
ultimately uh I I've just you know tapped so much more into the Norse magic
00:49:26
that was you know given to me in my blood that that that also plays like a you
00:49:32
probably love the movie The Northman huh I thought it was all right I wish I wish that they I mean it was great it it did
00:49:38
show it did show a lot of the magic is is on our culture and our ancest and so I appreciated that you know um but I I
00:49:45
wish they wouldn't have focused on one guy on a farm I wish they would have just shown like war w that's my only
00:49:51
critique for that but I did love like you know the the magic was great and that's such an important part of our
00:49:57
culture so and and I think that like you know we've I I watch the internet view that stuff as like Illuminati or things
00:50:03
like that so much but really you know magic Jesus did Magic you know like that was magic was such a huge part of our
00:50:09
culture it's just like been stripped because if we all tapped into our own magic you know government would be
00:50:15
[ __ ] everyone would be [ __ ] it's if you're you know like with with Norse people you you know ruines
00:50:21
are they they're secret words you know that the legend is that Odin hung upside
00:50:27
down from the Tree of Life for N9 days and nine nights and that sacrifice unlocked the secret of what the runes
00:50:34
were which runes are like things like what's on my hands right so was he on a tree or something yeah had the Tree of Life okay like backwards from a branch
00:50:41
he had the legs on a branch and was backwards I'm sure it was I'm sure I mean I want to know just visually what
00:50:47
it was I wasn't there when Odin did that but yeah but he was backwards how that's the tree of life he was upside down I said he how was he upside down was he
00:50:53
dangling backwards why are you so [ __ ] aggressive being aggressive I just want a [ __ ] answer from yeah but
00:50:58
you're yelling I'm so sorry God damn it I'm sorry trying to see it let me see the image yeah ill yeah
00:51:07
ill whoa I've seen this tattoo yeah many many times yeah so Norse people have that that's a big thing in our culture
00:51:13
and that's what's on your hands right there the words the runes yeah yeah what's going on just like a a lighter I
00:51:20
got a lighter dog thank you B wait toss it and make it fun yeah toss it thank you boom I like plank
00:51:27
catch you're not a lighter collector what of all people that started smoking again you don't collect
00:51:33
lighters you don't care about them do you care about lighters no also the most stolen object in human history lighters
00:51:39
yeah absolutely not money probably come second to lighters yeah TSA so many lighters they owe me
00:51:46
hold on B Bob catch that good shot good job that hit my finger 100% I knew how that was going to
00:51:54
go did you yeah I would was a sports betting place somewhere I would have bet [ __ ] all my B it was three or four years
00:52:00
we like no lighters so it's like they have thousands of my lighters to TS well they throw them away for sure yeah they
00:52:06
do yeah yeah yeah but you know but then they got rid of that rule now you can do it yeah why do they make you take your laptop out that's a real question I have
00:52:14
so many questions why do they make you take your [ __ ] laptop I know why do they make you put your trade table up when we're going 700 miles hour and
00:52:20
we're going to die anyway if going to why do they why do they make me move my seat up 6 in if we're already and
00:52:25
because a one shoe bomb guy now we have to take your shoes off I mean no you don't you have TSA I don't you don't
00:52:31
have oh you don't have pre-check so funny to me I go I don't have it either [ __ ] yeah you want to say three cats and
00:52:37
now we got this yeah so you take your [ __ ] shoes off when you go through you have private I got caught with cocaine at LAX you got caught with Coke
00:52:43
at LAX how long ago six seven years ago wow but not on
00:52:50
purpose obviously oh [ __ ] yeah you put it in a place forg I'm I'm I'm I'm sober
00:52:55
now so all of this is behind me but uh the uh yeah he would and you know it was
00:53:00
funny I had a championship ring the Cav's championship ring in my backpack when he was searching it um I'd come
00:53:06
back from New Zealand and he was like uh oh my god this is my daughter's favorite team like can I take a picture of it
00:53:12
with I was like absolutely man no problem took the picture and then he found this you know this this this
00:53:17
bottle and he was like oh what's this and I was like I I don't know you know you know sometimes when like pills expire like it just turns to dust or
00:53:24
whatever so I was assuming cuz no way would be that stupid but was definitely that stupid based off the test and he
00:53:30
was just looking at me and he was giving me the kind of vibe like he was going to be
00:53:35
cool can I B that ligh again wasn't cool was not cool yeah it is funny though he
00:53:41
takes a picture finds cocaine and then you when he's like I got to bust you you're like I got to delete that picture
00:53:46
of the in my head I was thinking that like this this exchange is not e oh watch watch him throw it this can you get it
00:53:53
right this time because I don't want to keep doing this you know 100% 100% why don't you just let him keep the [ __ ] light I won't light it again this will
00:53:58
be my last Light let's see let's just let's just see you know this will be my last Light all ready yep he's going over
00:54:04
okay dude look at that yeah athleticism well throw it back I'll catch it I was making a joke
00:54:10
earlier dude focused so [ __ ] hard it was unbelievable unbelievable dude I saw his eyes Le dude I know I learned from
00:54:16
Bush remember the shoe he dodged yeah yeah no but I know I know I know that look you know I know how to do it yeah
00:54:22
he do he dodged did you see how good that was D I was able to rrap that fast rap I did I I'm winning today that was
00:54:28
really good dude I'm winning all the time right now dude you're yeah you are you're winning harder than I think that catch this right him and I have that you
00:54:35
know what I mean we're doing good dude what do you to do do you have any
00:54:41
mortal enemies mortal enemies like Bobby has mortal enemies and and we've talked about it on the show we don't need to
00:54:46
mention the names but Bobby has Mor mortal enemy what the [ __ ] you talking about dude I love I love everybody
00:54:52
really yeah they're just fun little Wars I like to start with people they're not enemies I love them if they died I would
00:54:58
[ __ ] weep like a little baby not all of them I'll tell you why though can I okay here's the thing with me you do have mortal enemies I'll tell you why
00:55:04
though machine gun can I call you machine gun absolutely you I like I like machine machine machine check it out so
00:55:11
um if somebody physically touches me in a in a very violent way that's when I go
00:55:17
okay that's the boundary that I sure right so like if anyone assaulted you would you [ __ ] have you'd be like
00:55:23
unless you were my friend yeah but somebody that was like Hey [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] and pushed you onto the ground
00:55:28
yeah no it depends on it if we were close and then we made up somehow yes but otherwise no have I ever I've never
00:55:35
physically assaulted you right I don't think it's assault if you're less
00:55:40
than do you know what I mean there's a better way to say it I don't think you could hurt me dum dum dum no dum dum dum
00:55:47
do you machine I'll tell you I'll tell you this I'll tell you this machine dum dum to you is is that I
00:55:53
could physically hurt both of you right now and choose not to do it no I don't want to get up and do it no because I'll
00:55:59
tell you I'm not a violent man I'm not a violent I'm Namaste for for life then don't talk violent [ __ ] but what I'm
00:56:05
saying is that in a situation dude in the right moment I will [ __ ] go Monkey Style on you well when I'm asleep
00:56:11
yeah if I'm like monke spider monkey on your head and I'll do damage to your [ __ ] head to top tippy
00:56:18
top you all right you guys are mocking me
00:56:24
dude but it's like you don't want to rise me out you're the one that started it why cuz you're talking like that you
00:56:29
could physically assault us it's crazy it's an insane thing to think no I'm just saying that I just don't dump okay
00:56:36
dum dump all right dud comedy is in you do really you that you do that well but
00:56:43
what I'm saying is you know you would never put a hand on me that would be crazy I I know but you put hands on me
00:56:49
yeah yeah and I don't think that's right and I'm going to draw the line now don't do it again I'll do it whenever I want I know you will and I'm fine with it I'm
00:56:56
fine with it get it's out of love do you have any mortal enemies uh I'd say I had an ego death and so that kind of
00:57:03
dissipated with that oh beautiful when did the ego death come 2022
00:57:10
why uh realizing public perception will
00:57:18
always change if you just continue running the marathon and I
00:57:24
think um also realizing I have no control of outward opinions and that
00:57:33
what is important as how I feel about myself and that's what radiates so I
00:57:38
it's also not my job to be liked by everybody because art is
00:57:46
what I do and art is always supposed to be conversational and if the conversation is just one way then it's
00:57:52
boring so as long as I do my job and create conversation bad or good I am an
00:58:00
artist and by the way bad and good is an interesting because you're I agree with everything you're saying there's no such
00:58:06
thing as like a bad version of the conversation about you because it's
00:58:13
all it's all surrounding what you're making AG so whether people like it or not is doesn't yeah doesn't really
00:58:20
people that like you and the people that hate you it's all the same thing sometimes people that hate you like you more than people that like it's money in
00:58:26
your pocket well no to to to me why I'll tell you why well it's not just the money no just let me I don't know why
00:58:33
you left at that Spanish friend okay I'm going to say this okay let me get my points out if I may please I'm 50% of
00:58:40
the show 40 yeah 40 I'm 70 dude yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm
00:58:47
so what I what what I meant to say not money in your pocket but what I meant to say is is that you're a correct it's the
00:58:53
conversation right yeah it's just like if if I wasn't causing conversations out there that I wouldn't be successful true
00:59:00
as especially as a comic right I think the reason why we do well maybe you know I mean is because we do cause you know I
00:59:07
mean there are people that don't like us sure of course and our style of Comedy or or whatever and I just think that um
00:59:13
and you're right machine right there's nothing we can do no the the one thing
00:59:19
you can do is finish the book finish they're going to read the beginning oh God I got to finish the book They're
00:59:24
going to read the beginning and they'll make their assumptions and as long as you finish the as long as you get them
00:59:31
through the entire book they might find out that the you know perceived
00:59:36
antagonist was really the protagonist and there was a nice spin at the end God so this this guy [ __ ] great yeah D
00:59:43
but it's also so true it's the amount of people that even like as a kid a someone
00:59:48
that was famous or a celebrity of some kind that I had a perception about and then I got older and then you saw their
00:59:55
life change or saw their saw them develop and I changed my opinion of them it's there's tons of them there's so
01:00:00
many people like that give me one example well I would say not my first
01:00:06
thought thought was the way people always perceived Rodman when I was a kid
01:00:11
because Dennis Rodman was such a polarizing figure and then the more people that learned about him about who
01:00:17
he was or who he you know versus who they perceived him to be it was kind of a beautiful Flip or a change Tyson had
01:00:24
the same thing people didn't understand Mike Tyson I feel like now they're getting to see who Mike Tyson really is
01:00:30
but as a kid it was always like celebrities and certain athletes or certain famous people that I was like I don't even know if I like that guy or
01:00:36
they bothered me then you see them grow in their whole you're reading more of their book and you're like oh I no I do
01:00:42
I guess I didn't know that person yeah I always was scared of Mike Tyson for some reason and then one day I was he's
01:00:48
pretty [ __ ] scary yeah but I was at The Comedy Store he goes hey man I'm Mike Tyson I'm a big fan of your work
01:00:54
right and I go oh [ __ ] we took a photo I remember showing my dad the photo my Dad cried you go Michael he I can't he go I
01:01:03
can't believe you know he called him Michael Tyson Michael Tyson he literally weeped cuz my dad's a big boxing fan yeah right and then um I
01:01:11
did a movie with Mike Tyson you know what I mean and he's just a nice guy anyway what movie did you do with Mike
01:01:16
it was called oh my God I hated this movie I even forgot what it was called I hated it I can't wait to see this I have
01:01:22
a funny Rodman story I think that's what it give me the Rodman story so I I was uh directing and writing a comedy with
01:01:28
my friend mods son and we were looking for a uh oh my god dude that was me in
01:01:34
the movie I I oh my god dude dude why
01:01:40
didn't you tell me dude well I mean I just why don't you tell I look like a fat lesbian you dude I look like [ __ ] there dude
01:01:48
that is wild that look at that dude it's a bad fit when you put that on you would like
01:01:54
give me something else that's a tough thing does my body look like that now no be real it doesn't okay good thank God
01:02:01
the boys will tell you yeah from now on if I ever look like that just say OIC and I'll get on it all right because
01:02:06
that's [ __ ] I look like anyway give me your Dennis Rodman story Rodman can I have your lighter one more time
01:02:12
no bum bom bom no all right the teasing of it is great
01:02:18
yeah um can you throw back can you do it as hard because you did it hard last time do it hard no don't do it as hard
01:02:24
okay got you that's what she said um all right ttim give me Dennis so do
01:02:31
you know who this is yeah the redheaded guy correct yeah uh me and M son were doing a a comedy and we wrote this part
01:02:39
for um you know an athlete to come and punch me in the face and we
01:02:46
were like man what athlete could we do and and Ma has Dennis Rodman's face tattooed on his arm and so we were looking and I was like you know we were
01:02:52
like oh my God Dennis Robin for sure we should hit him up and so we hit Dennis Robin up he agreed to do it as
01:03:00
long as we booked him a Rolls-Royce to uh bring him from Orange County up seem fair for sure and I was like great no
01:03:07
problem and so he's on the way up and the Rolls-Royce driver is like he's smoking a cigar in my
01:03:15
Rolls-Royce like I'm turning the car around I was like this is Dennis robman you let him do whatever the [ __ ] he wants just please get him to the we
01:03:21
rented Van's airport out for like an hour and and up until this Point The
01:03:26
Producers were basically like why did we do this like we don't have a confirmed athlete this was all like we were doing
01:03:32
the Dennis Robin things behind the scenes just kind of just please do this right and so he finally gets
01:03:40
there and you know Ma is the one that has his face tattooed on him and so he
01:03:46
walked up and he was like dude Dennis what up and he goes straight past wild and he sees me he's like what up
01:03:53
Superstar and wow me and M laugh about that to this day it was so funny and then he did the scene and he killed it
01:03:59
and uh he had on a wrinkled t-shirt that we were like do you want to change he was
01:04:04
like I'm already in my outfit and we were like yeah for sure of course yeah yeah yeah he was good and it was great yeah he was awesome he was so so cool
01:04:11
and I really appreciate him for doing that smoking in the in the roll smoking a cigar in the rolls is so machines yeah
01:04:17
Mr Machin Mr machines I'm going to manifest something right now and I hope it happens I want to play an arvar or
01:04:24
something in one of your music videos cool like I I honestly I want to be a creature of some sort yeah no being
01:04:31
real I'm not [ __ ] around here dog you can't go from that voice to that and be like I'm not [ __ ] around you can't go
01:04:38
Mr Machin I want to pray on not back and go I'm serious or let's be real for a
01:04:44
second then go ahead yo machines what's up bro's good that doesn't need to be that way yeah it's going to be that way
01:04:49
right now dude I'll tell you that right now player all right I'm done [ __ ] around in this [ __ ] he when he does this
01:04:57
y give it to him dude urb look up arvar what does that look
01:05:02
like yeah okay let's see if this is proper cast casting yeah yeah it's proper it's pretty
01:05:09
close H you're more of a roly poly how about that how about no not don't say
01:05:15
roly poly let me be a furry animal how about a red panda red panda's great red panda you could be yo yo bro you talk it
01:05:23
no I'm not not I'm not doing the red I you want to do a Panda I'm doing a red panda now
01:05:30
though something like that man it's pretty good that's pretty good yeah that's actually really good I don't know I think you got it can I play um some
01:05:37
sort of Fury furry animal in one of your music videos D yeah how do I incorporate
01:05:44
that dude it'd be funny dude watch you're you're at LAX I don't know where
01:05:49
you do your videos right at some airport always at airports
01:05:56
you what however you do it right you can't have exotic animals at airport but we're any fine then we're at Griffith
01:06:01
Park cool cool right all right it's cool right you're wearing a Rangers outfit
01:06:06
what's a ranger like an like a park ranger okay right and you're like you know rapping about like you know I mean
01:06:13
atmology of of of things you know what I mean like of the fungi atmology of fungi this song has
01:06:19
already flopped yeah yeah yeah whatever it might be right okay and then it's like you you're like yeah man fungi
01:06:26
whatever you know what I mean communicate each other underneath the trees you know I mean because you know they have a network yeah it's good so
01:06:31
far yeah they have a network a thing right and then in the background and in the back in a tree
01:06:38
with a leaf like that right and it C out mhm yeah yeah
01:06:43
you want to do it I I'm out I'm I'm not I'm out I'm out you don't want to do it no I'm out can I be in it what's the
01:06:50
disposition of a red panda like what is their what's their thing I can't manifest nothing well give me their
01:06:56
Wikipedia what is it about them they're they're small mammal they're the Lesser Panda the Lesser Panda there we go
01:07:01
number one that's true that's true of me I'm lesser yeah yeah right number two what's another thing their population is
01:07:06
decreasing exactly so are a few there's a few of us left all right I I'll have a pitch yeah yeah what's yours let's let's
01:07:13
switch it from I think the pitch would be and I'm going to run on the theme of the ego death that you spoke about okay
01:07:19
oh my [Laughter] God there is a sea of red pandas all
01:07:27
over the place okay Bobby is one of them yeah you are a red panda but you don't
01:07:34
look like the other red pandas you stand out me yeah very dramatically okay a lot of the other red pandas including Bobby
01:07:41
kind of don't like you they make fun of you they isolate you and so what you do is then you try to become a red pandanda
01:07:49
you try to do what they do you try to look like them and you realize in doing so it's less less of who you really are
01:07:57
then they see you stripping off all of this makeup and nonsense to become them
01:08:04
and you shine as bright as you've ever shown mhm and you rrap to these other
01:08:09
red pandas about who you really are can you pass me that water for a second yeah yeah um can I I'm just going to this
01:08:15
will be can this be the so the end scene will kind of be a little bit like
01:08:23
yep is this kind of like that's exactly what it is dude did you go to rip Handa school that was
01:08:30
insane yeah very good well what about this then
01:08:36
[Laughter] may because you realize you realize that
01:08:43
you've hurt you realize that you've hurt my feelings I'm sorry good good good keep going go go go
01:08:49
go go you want to leave take it back take
01:08:56
it back I just take it back I take back what you I was say what was I saying I'm sorry I'm so
01:09:02
sorry and thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you good good I forgive
01:09:09
you okay see dude but can I propose one little thing instead of like there'll be a
01:09:16
thousand repentance can you just multiply my body sure yeah we'll do the we'll do OA looa Johnny Depp Wonka wi
01:09:23
Wonka we'll do that with you with the red p yeah it'll be all all the red pandas will be you okay okay that's what
01:09:29
that's all I want yeah and you can do that with technology do we have a deal we have a deal yeah we that was great
01:09:34
that was really that was that was good but machines if we don't do it dude bro we're going to have a [ __ ] prmo in
01:09:40
the next two years this is got to happen so you're threatening him yeah maybe a little bit always a
01:09:46
good move yeah yeah I'm sorry a good move you hear what I mean but it's like I would love to work with you that's all is the rest of the show just going to
01:09:51
look like I'm crying no no no no you're good yeah and actually your face looks a lot better his you're you you're still a
01:09:57
little red in the eyes let me see like this be you on curb from the
01:10:03
fifth season oh my God good pretty pretty good yeah looks really good can you cry on command we've done this oh we
01:10:09
already I did that on Schultz's show oh yeah yeah you already did that I've done it on shelter show all right um I found my letter it's right here I know you oh
01:10:17
Bob another one one more you want to thank Our Guest for
01:10:24
coming dude I'm um be real I'm being real [ __ ] you dude I'm really
01:10:31
real I feel like I'll probably never get your number but um yeah don't do that
01:10:36
yeah yeah which is fine um but I feel like um and this is the truth honest
01:10:43
truth I didn't know much I I know who you were you know what I mean but I I didn't know you I feel like I know you a
01:10:49
lot more I respect you thanks man um I like you a lot thank you and I think you're a good dude I think you're also
01:10:55
intuitive I think that you're Mindful and I think that you're going the right places thank you and uh I appreciate you
01:11:03
for doing our program and um hopefully in the red panda you you can just we
01:11:09
don't have to do it I'm being I mean if that doesn't happen it doesn't happen and I won't take offense you know I get it I'm not
01:11:15
you know I've done other people I've done M&M's video careful I have I've been other vide that's that's I anyway
01:11:22
um that's not the move I'm just it's a threat wow yeah it's a threat but anyway
01:11:28
my point being oh you're saying if he doesn't do that yeah yeah I'm just saying I've been there done that you know wow yeah that's all that's all you
01:11:34
know I mean but my point is no dude I honestly dude I love you dude and thank you so much for doing it man oh thank you I really appreciate it thank you
01:11:40
guys we appreciate you very much thank you for saving my life um I hope we see
01:11:46
you again um and uh I want to thank you for being a bad friend thank you so much
01:11:53
guys thank you this is awesome wooo
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yeah wo
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yeah
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wo wo [Music]
