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HEY EVERYBODY, WE GOT THESE SHIRTS are hot hot hot. >> Yeah, they're selling out real quick
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quick quick quick. >> We got different color shirts. We got the pink. We got the yellow for Bobby
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>> Lee. Yeah, we got the >> And we got the gray sweater for me. For you.
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>> I'm a gray sweater boy. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, you're more pink.
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>> I'm more pink. I'm actually very pink. >> Yeah. So, anyway, check it out at our
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website >> and go to badfriend.com. bad badmerch.com. Hey everybody, Bobby Lee here. you know,
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um I I shot a special and so I'm going to do the finally tour. Before the special comes out, I want to be in
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Detroit 424, Indianapolis 425, Montlair 51, um Atlantic City 52. Just go to my website and check out the other day.
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It's Medford 53, San Antonio 515. And go check it out. Uh my it's going to be a
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theater tour, my first one. And come see me live. Go to bobbye.live. Hey, bad friends. This weekend, I'm going to be
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at the Wind Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. How about that, huh? >> It's gonna be great.
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>> It's going to be incredible. Come out to see me in Las Vegas. Then at the end of
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the month, I'm at the Lil Road Fett in Providence, Rhode Island. Come see me.
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The Borgat in Atlantic City. And then finally, Bad Friends are going to be at the YouTube theater uh May 8th for
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Netflix as a joke. Go to Anderstantino.com for those tickets. Santino.com. >> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots? A >> white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> OH,
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>> are you wearing a bar stool sports shirt? >> Yeah. >> What is going on?
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>> What is going on with you? Did you order that online? >> No, it's the first sweater that I saw.
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>> Island girls. It's the Island Girls. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Island girls. It's the Island Girls.
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>> He was in my house. Yeah, >> it was in her closet. >> Is that my sweatshirt?
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>> I think so. >> Yeah. Also, can I just say something right now? You're wearing my Talking
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Heads shirt. >> What is that? >> A cat one? >> No, the Talking Heads. It's a Talking
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Heads on. It's a band. You never heard of the Talking Heads? >> No. >> Okay. But the other day you were wearing
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it. >> Well, I didn't notice. >> Oh, you can wear it. But um >> anyway, who does your laundry?
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>> Their their mom. >> Well, then sense that this >> Oh, that's true. That's true. Yeah. No,
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you put like a lot of shirts in a plastic bag and you said you can have this. >> It there's no There is no way that
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>> Why would I be wearing it? >> Because you stole it out of my closet,
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baby. >> Why would I steal it? I don't even know the band. We don't even go in your room.
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>> Yeah, you don't go in my room ever. >> No, because you cover it up. You're so
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scared of us going inside. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You poo pee? No. >> No.
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>> Uh you pee downstairs. >> Poo. >> What? >> Something happened.
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>> You pooed in my bathroom. I can tell. Oh, your >> Yeah. >> Your toilet.
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>> It's like coke. There's like a coconut oil >> on the seat.
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>> You slip right off of it. >> I slip right off of it. >> Why do you have a Do you have a Japanese
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toilet? >> Yeah. >> You have a Toto? >> Yeah. Yeah, I do. >> So then you like to use that? That
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>> He greets you when you go in. >> Welcome. >> Do you spray your butt?
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>> Yeah. >> With the water. That spray is mine. >> You're not allowed.
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>> No, no, no. We're not sharing that spray. All right. >> Not touching your butt.
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>> That's That spray is on reserve. It's not unlimited water. I put an extra a
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special >> O2. You know what I mean? Arowan water. I use air water for that spray and
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there's a limited amount in there. >> That's crazy. I still have uh old school
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manual toilet. I have the top tank I have to pull down on. >> Oh, you do. >> And that gravity's got to take it. So,
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>> I have two styles. I have that. And I also just have a hole in the wall. In
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the ground. >> A hole in the ground. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Which you're used to. You're back, baby.
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>> Back. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> How long were you gone for? >> Um like I'm not sure.
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>> You don't even know. >> No, I don't even know. >> Yeah. You know, the other day you said
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something and really there was the first time where I was like maybe my behavior
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is wrong. >> H what did I say? So your mom say something more often by the way if
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that's that's so what >> what was that about? >> You said you said
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>> cuz you're doing all the work. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay.
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>> All right. You know I want to apologize to everybody right now. Right. >> Please.
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>> Everyone on the show Andrew does 95% of all work. >> 97. >> Whatever. 100%. I'll give you 100%.
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>> No, I do 3%. Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. You do you do 3%. All right. You guys do all the work. All right. And
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I apologize right now up front. All right. I'm lazy. I have no idea what is going on. Yeah. Right. And if you I
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would [ __ ] it up if you got me involved. >> I agree. >> You're right. So that's why I'm not
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involved. >> I'm allowed to go. It's annoying that you XYZ. And you're allowed to go but
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it's me, baby. >> I know >> it happened. this. >> But if I was a train builder, right,
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they'd be like, "Yeah, that the problem is there's no engine in it."
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>> Right. >> Right. And I'd be like, "My bad. You don't want me to do that."
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>> But you would get the whole town to just push the train for you. You would
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somehow be like, "Push that train. Push." And they would push >> the whole town. These two.
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>> Yeah. They would do it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Only these two. So the thing
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I wanted to say I was very mindful about it, Issa, is that >> you know your mom was talking in Tagala,
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>> Bisayiah. whatever it is. >> Tagaloo, right? >> Yeah. Whatever.
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>> Tagalo. >> Tagalo. >> Tagalo. Tagalo. >> What's Tagaloo?
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>> Nothing. >> It is now. >> So anyway, she said, you know, whatever
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the language is. >> And they were talking to She was talking to you guys and I was just walking by
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and went, "Right." And then you seriously looked at me and goes, >> "Stop doing that." You saw that too,
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right? YOU'RE RACIST. HUH? OH. >> OH. AND I WENT to my room, >> right? No. At first I looked at you go,
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"No, it's not." >> And then I went to the room. I laid in the bed and I went,
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>> "Andrew is really rubbing off on me. >> You are You're a bad influence, dude.
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>> Shut up." >> No. No. But I >> No, but I >> That is some dumb [ __ ] I would do in
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your house. Yeah, but I literally thought about it and I went, it is racist. >> It's not.
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>> It's not. >> It's done with love. >> Okay, I'm going to keep doing it then.
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>> Yeah, I'm going to keep doing >> it like every day. >> I do.
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>> I was like, I have to speak up. And I was like, you that's racist. And you're
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like, no, it's not. And you're screaming at me. >> Well, how about this? This is how you
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blend both of these worlds. Make fun of me. Teach him something to say so that he can respond. What he if
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>> I'm trying to learn the language. If I'm going to be Bobby's attorney right now,
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the reason he does that, he feels left out. >> So my client, my client feels left out
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in his own home. >> I want to learn it. >> Yeah. You know what? First of all, first
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of all, order, order, >> order, order. >> He feels left out in his own home. He's
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got these three women constantly playing puk ping pong in the air with words. He knows none of it.
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>> Oh, so I feel like you're teasing me. >> Yeah, you are. >> You're talking behind my back with You
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know what the puk is translated? Yeah. Bobb's fat. >> Bobby's fat.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Bobby, Bobby has a flat face. >> Why don't you teach us something so we
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can learn? Cuz I would like to learn and Bobby wants to learn, too. >> Yeah. So, I'm just trying to mimic so I
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can learn the language. I don't think it is racist. >> How do you say this place is gross?
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>> Um, >> I know you said that before. >> Say huga. >> Oh, you that was pretty close.
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>> Well, then go live somewhere else. >> Oh my god. >> Wait a minute. Whoa. Whoa.
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>> I'm trying to help you stop. >> Hey, stop. Go live somewhere rent free
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somewhere else. >> Oh my god. Okay. >> It's crazy that you somehow turned
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>> AND I AND ALSO HERE'S WHAT I do. >> Uhoh. >> Yeah. Here's what Here's what here's
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Google Filipino hostiles and see if his address comes up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do I not do this? I'll
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over hear you say this is >> Oh my gosh. >> No. Okay. >> I over hear you say, "Yeah, I went to a
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store and I'm just trying to do your right accent. I went to a store and uh >> that's somehow more racist than the
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Pak." Yeah. Yeah, >> I know. And I couldn't. There was a dress I wanted. You know, it was $90 or
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whatever. I think I couldn't afford it or whatever. What does Uncle Bob do for
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you? >> Breaks out the cash. >> You gave me $100. >> Yeah. I think that's I'm allowed to go.
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>> Yeah. You Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. And you can you can determine the cost. So, every time he does it, there
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should be like a swear jar. There should be a racist jar at your house. So, every
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time you just put 50 bucks in there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Here's another thing that
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when you said that that's racist, I looked at you. I looked at you and you were laying on the couch and you did one
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of these faces like >> finally somebody said it which means which means that you've been thinking
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about it for years. >> No years and years. >> For years. >> No.
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>> Yeah. I apologize. >> Okay. >> Look at that. >> Yeah. But it's not going to stop.
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>> No. No. No. No. >> Well, mama mama thinks she's like a slave to Tito Bobby and she's like cuz
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Oh my >> Did I call her a slave? >> You did. You said you were going to whip
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her. >> Ah, well, Bob, >> I don't know if that's good. >> You're like, "When I get home, I'm going
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to whip you." >> How do you say indentured servitude in Filipino? >> Okay. In this context, though,
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>> and you would let her sleep outside. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But can we
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>> in the cat house? >> All right. Yeah, the cat house. Yeah. >> All right.
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>> So, can we let's can we go can we go back a little bit? You know, I'm sorry
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we're taking so much time on this, but I need to get this. This is important.
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>> Don't you think it is? All right, so let's let's talk about context.
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>> Yeah, >> context is important. >> It's everything. >> It's everything.
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>> Context is everything, >> isn't it? >> Yeah, it is. >> It sure is.
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>> Tell that to Whoopy Goldberg who's in the files. >> I wasn't his girlfriend.
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>> Ellen. Ellen. >> Ellen. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, here it is. Okay.
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>> You You were g You guys were gone. >> Yeah. for a full 24 hours. >> He was lonely.
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>> No, that's not what it was. I was fine with it. >> Okay, >> let them go.
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>> Let them go. Let my people go. >> But do the business first. >> Ah,
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>> right. >> Uh, >> so I go to my And it's going to sound like
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>> It sounds bad already. >> It's It's going to sound weird on my
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part, but Okay. I'm in the shower. They're gone for for a night, right? >> I get out of the shower and I I open up
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the towel, right? Cabinet. >> Cabinet. No towels. >> Oh my god, the blasphemy.
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>> Right. And then I look at all the, you know, where I hang the towels. No hang
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towels. >> Wow. >> So then I had to go to the hamper, right, and get a dirty towel.
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>> Whoa. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That was yesterday. >> That's No. Yeah. Can I just say
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something right now? I don't think anyone's on my side right now. And >> I'm on your side.
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>> And what I want to say to you is you are on my side. >> I'm on your side.
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>> Is that Yeah. >> Do you not check to see if there's a towel prior to showering?
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>> No. I just assume she's here. She I'm going to open it up and there's going to
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be a stack of Now there's a stack of towels now, but like Right. Because >> there's another towel um cabinet. Why
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didn't you check that? >> Those those are hand towels. >> No. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're hand towels.
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You know they are. And I You're trying to make me box me in a corner. >> You're not that big of a guy. What? You
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could use a hand towel on his little body. Well, Goi got you skinny, dog. You're That's a hand towel.
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>> I I understand that, but the fab the fabric is a little different with hands.
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>> Very different. Yes. Thank you so much. Right. Yeah. Yeah, you are right.
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>> Here's another thing that happened. Now, this is going to sound even worse.
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>> All right. The water. >> Yeah. But it's very important. Okay.
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>> Your drinks. >> Yes. >> Your Red Bull. >> Yes. So, >> someone's been drinking my Red Bull.
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>> No, that's not what it is. >> Someone's been using my towels.
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>> That's not what it is. >> This is your go This is your Goldilocks.
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>> I wake up the next morning. >> Little brown bears have stole my towels.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> And my Red Bull. And I I have a little fridge in my room as one little little
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fridge. It's also got very art decoy like 1950s. It's sexy. It's red. It's
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really cute. Is it not? >> And who's allowed in there? >> What? >> Who's allowed in that fridge?
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>> No one. >> No one. >> That's right. >> Exactly. But a No. The stalker needs to
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be there. >> Those that stalk. >> The one that stalks the [ __ ] fridge
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needs to be there. Correct. Okay. >> It is like a hotel. >> It's a hotel.
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>> You're living in a hotel. >> Yeah. So, I wake up, right? And I'm like
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I immediately the first thing I do I don't wash my face, drink water or anything. I grab a sugar-free Red Bull.
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>> Smart. >> Smart. >> Dude, you you're really on my side, huh?
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>> 100%. You need to wake >> You're ride or die, huh? >> Always, dog.
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>> I love you. >> You wake up, you need what you need. And what was in that fridge when you woke
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up? >> Nothing. >> Nothing. >> Nothing. So now what do I have to do?
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>> You got to go downstairs. Sorry. Sorry. >> I have to open up my door,
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>> dude. I got to open up my door. >> Yeah. 28 ft. >> Yeah. >> To the fridge. Fridge.
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>> And then I have to then I What else? I have a protector. >> Yeah.
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>> I have a gigantic screen thing where I have to like >> You have a cage inside of your home
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>> because the cats >> got it >> right. >> Yeah. >> Then you know and then I have to walk
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what? >> 20 ft. >> 28. We measured it. >> 28 ft to go to the regular fridge. And
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luckily there was one left in there. Without that though, I'd have to go to the
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>> to the pantry >> pantry and get warm and get warm sugar-free Red Bull.
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>> You know, and this is the kind of [ __ ] Let me say something. >> You know, these people these people out
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here are complaining about Iran and it's like that's [ __ ] compared to this.
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>> This is a big deal. >> Whatever's happening over there. Yeah,
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you should. >> Whatever's going on overseas, who cares? >> This should be priority. You understand?
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This is much more. So, the towels >> in in conjunction with the sugar-free
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Red Bull, right? >> That's when I threatened whip. >> That's right.
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>> You know, conventionally, this this does make sense. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> And I said, I'm going to whip her when she gets It was a joke. You know, that
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>> she was scared. >> I know. >> Because I actually have a whip.
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>> Well, you have a whip. Yeah. >> That's a little scary. >> Yeah. I did some practicing. I had one
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of those Indiana Jones ones. You know what I mean? >> You called that to collide, too. And
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that told mama and she just got so scared. >> Well, I called her. I go, "Excuse me,
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what is going on in this day and age? >> What is going on >> in this day and age?"
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>> In this day and age. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And so did was the problem solved?
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>> She came back way late, right? And then she frantically did laundry. >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. And I didn't whip her. >> Good. >> Yeah. >> That's a big step. That's a good step.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. So that's why that happened. So, what are you accusing me of now?
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>> Nothing. >> Yeah, >> that's right. >> I let you guys watch black people making
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love on TV. >> Oh my god. >> What? What is that? >> I don't know what it is.
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>> Show called Insecure. >> It's so good. But >> Oh, it's a Ray show.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I'm >> so funny. >> So, black people are making love in your
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living room >> and you have no Red Bull. >> No, dude. >> I'm telling you this. It's worse.
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>> We should We This needs to be >> I'm eating. >> I'm going to email Congress.
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>> Yeah. Email Congress, dude. >> Email from Carlo. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> This is nuts. >> This is nuts. This should go before the Epstein files
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>> 100%. >> Yeah. Yeah. We should focus on this. >> Dear Pam Bondi.
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>> Yeah. >> You think that stuff's bad? >> Yeah. >> No towels, no Red Bull. Yeah. Black love
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in the living. >> Here's the third thing. Okay. >> The black people making love. Okay. I
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don't know what it is. >> Well, we do now. >> I'm playing I know. But I was playing I
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was eating life. What do I like to eat? Live cinnamon life cereal. >> The best.
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>> It's the best. >> Cuz the milk afterwards is unmatched. >> Unmatched.
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>> Get yourself some cookies to dip. It's the best. >> Sometimes graham gram um what's it?
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>> Graham crackers. >> Golden grams. >> Golden grams. >> I do like Golden Grams, but I find that
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life life milk is better than golden gram milk. Golden gram milk is a little too sweet.
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>> Yeah. Cocoa Pebbles milk is good though. >> Well, now we're going back to black
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love. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. But I wasn't doing Cocoa Pebbles. Now, if I was
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eating Cocoa Pebbles and I saw black love, then it would all match. >> But you wanted you were eating cinnamon.
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>> It would be, you know what I mean? It would kind of be like, oh, I'm in the
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flow state of this, >> right? I'm in the black, you know what I mean? >> Cinnamon life. You needed Latino love on
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TV, >> right? Latin, right? So, I'm eating and then I don't know what they're watching,
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right? So, I'm eating my, you know, I mean, uh, life and then I look over the
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big, >> right? And I just see this black guy just pummeling this girl. That's all I I
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don't know what they're watching. Right. And I go into the LIVING ROOM GO, "WHAT
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IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON AROUND HERE, RIGHT? TURN THAT OFF, LADIES." >> RIGHT. YEAH. It was unbelievable. Is
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that your >> Yeah. But the thing is the the reason why I think you were so angry by it was
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because the guy that was making love in the scene was not one of the hotter guys.
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>> Is that what bothered you? >> Yes. >> It It's not It's because to me they're
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like my grandkids, >> right? And I'm like an old dad >> and you don't want them watching this
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kind of stuff. >> Hey, what is going on around here? Yeah. You know what I mean? Sheen ladies being
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bad. >> The the link to this is to a pornography site. So they're putting it up on porn
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sites now. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Scenes from the film. Is it on HBO?
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>> Yeah. So they can very steamy. >> They do full nudity. >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. See? Yeah. And good for you girls. Black love because it is Black History
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Month. So thank you for supporting. God bless. >> I for one am pro this. I think I'm pro
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this. >> I think this is a good I'm kidding. I was kidding. >> But in your living room, you don't want
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to see love making love. >> It just No, it could have been It could have been um Afghanis making love. It
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would have been It could have been, you know what I mean? White people making love. It It doesn't matter.
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>> So, if they were watching a show where two white people are making love, you
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you think it would have bothered you? >> I'd have to be eating uh uh wedies.
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>> Yeah. >> Just >> Yeah. Yeah. For me to be Yeah. Oat brand. >> Yeah.
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>> Wedies. If I was eating uh Oh, yeah. Like uh Cinnamon Toast Crunch. >> Gay.
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>> That's Oh, that's >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If there were gay stuff going on, then that would be
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>> When you pour it out of the box, it goes, "Hey." >> Or Froot Loops. Or Froot Loops.
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>> Hungry. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Froot Loops. >> Froot Loops would be the one. Yeah.
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Yeah. So, yeah. >> What is the gayest cereal there is? >> I think Froot Loops.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. The colors. >> What's the straightest cereal there is?
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>> Oh, [ __ ] That's a good one, dude. Um, what's the straightest manliest?
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>> I would say uh regular Cheerios. No honey nut. >> Just like wheat Cheerios.
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>> Yeah. >> Miserable >> porridge. >> Yeah. Oatmeal. >> Oatmeal.
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>> That's a straight breakfast. >> Like steel cut oatmeal and straight man
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>> with no You know what I mean? Maple. No raisins. Nothing. >> Nothing. Just straight up steel
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>> steel cut oatmeal. Black coffee. >> Yeah. >> And And a banana.
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>> Yeah. And a You think a banana? >> That's kind of gay. >> Yeah.
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>> That's gay, dude. I I can't get rid of it. It just lives with me.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Froot Loops, jam. >> Tea. >> Yes.
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>> That's a gay. >> What kind of team? >> Tea. >> What kind of tea?
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>> Earl Gay. >> English breakfast. >> Ooh. >> Either or.
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>> Or or >> Hey, sweetie. What What kind of tea do you want this morning?
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>> Why don't you gray me up? It's a gray day. >> Yeah. What about English breakfast?
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>> You know I like British boys. >> Yeah, I know you do cuz I'm British.
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Hello. Yeah. Anyway, >> we're good at going gay. We couldn't figure out a straight breakfast. That's
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how gay we are. >> I know. >> We were like, "What do straight guys
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even eat?" >> Yeah. >> I don't know. >> Yeah, we're straight.
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>> This time around, >> these are You know what these girls are? >> Huh?
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>> Um, herbal or matcha? >> Oh, matcha. Matcha every day. >> WHAT'S UP WITH THE MATCHA?
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT THE MATCHA DOES? >> Matcha is so good. Your breath stinks.
00:19:41
>> No, it doesn't. >> Yoda's breath. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:44
>> Matcha I had. >> Yeah. >> Towels. No more. There are >> matcha makes your breath stink.
00:19:53
>> And coffee. >> What? >> Okay. Coffee breath is bad, but matcha
00:19:58
breath exponentially worse because matcha has that earthy. It gets stuck back there.
00:20:03
>> Yeah. >> It's gross, dude. I I >> I feel like earthy breath sounds good.
00:20:07
>> No. >> No. Oh, I don't like earthy breath. >> No, not earthy breath. Like minty
00:20:10
breath. >> Minty breath. >> Yeah, minty breath. >> So, yes. So, like herbal mint tea. Good
00:20:13
breath. Yeah. Fine. >> Here's another thing she does is she doesn't get like normal matcha. She has
00:20:19
to make it. >> So does my wife every day. I hear >> like grinding. Yeah. Yeah. All that stuff.
00:20:26
>> Every day. >> Just get it at Starbucks. >> Just buy it. Thank you. Just buy it.
00:20:30
>> Postmason. >> Support the local economy and buy it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:33
>> He'll buy it for you. >> Yeah. You have to go to nip nim tacu or
00:20:37
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>> Let's go about coffee too. It's like you you coffee even the way they make coffee
00:23:35
it's just get the powder and just stir it. Folders >> folders it. >> It folders it. Yeah. Not you
00:23:41
>> you got to get the cylindrical thing where you have to you know what I mean?
00:23:45
>> You know what I'm saying? >> The drip. >> Not just the drip. The one that Don't
00:23:48
talk to me like that. Dude, as soon as as soon as her sister's here, she gets real toty.
00:23:54
>> I know. Yeah. >> Her confidence goes through the roof. She becomes a little bully. That's
00:24:00
You're bullying me. >> Oh my gosh. Let me tell YOU SCREAMING AT ME. >> WHY ARE WE She's been a bully.
00:24:07
>> Oh my gosh. Literally. >> Name me some. >> I've learned it's like so normal to me
00:24:12
now that I've learned not to even like react to it. And she's like there would
00:24:16
be like I would accidentally throw her sanitizer on the floor of her car and she's like DON'T [ __ ] THROW THAT in
00:24:22
there you [ __ ] And she's and I'm like okay chill >> Rudy that car has to be protected.
00:24:28
>> So grumpy lately. >> Had you seen your car? >> Yeah. >> It's dirty.
00:24:34
>> I can't believe it. >> You think it's a Benz? >> I can make it dirty. Not other people.
00:24:39
>> WA >> WA. >> SO YOU YELL at her and you say, "Don't
00:24:42
put that there, you bitch." >> Yeah. Yeah. And then do you ever say, "Sorry, I just don't like stuff on the
00:24:47
floor." You just let that ride. >> No, she just laughs, right? >> She's a bully.
00:24:50
>> Yeah, you're a bully. >> Even last night while she was like trying to sleep and she was snoring, I
00:24:54
had to like wake her up. >> Screaming at stop snoring. >> Yeah. What are you snoring so much?
00:24:59
>> Because I haven't been getting a good sleep lately. Like the one night I slept
00:25:04
properly and she was like, "Why the [ __ ] are you snoring?" >> Well, you could have a deviated septum
00:25:08
or you could have sleep apnnea. >> Mhm. >> You could be dying in your sleep and not
00:25:12
know it. Yep. >> I think I have it. >> You think? >> Yeah, cuz sometimes I wake up like
00:25:20
>> that's not good. >> The machine. >> I don't. But I definitely I do.
00:25:25
>> I got I need one cuz I wake up like >> I'm going to tell you, brother. It's
00:25:28
impossible to sleep with. >> What? To look like Bane. I mean, >> it's not just that
00:25:35
>> cuz if you get the nose one, right? Right. It's like it's just air coming
00:25:40
out of it. Right. But like 3:00 in the morning, you adjust a little bit and then one of them things comes out,
00:25:45
right? And then all of a sudden it's spraying in your [ __ ] eye. It's the worst.
00:25:51
>> I mean, you that you look like a cancer patient. >> Yeah. >> Put that You put that on.
00:25:55
>> I got to get one. >> It's so hard. >> I got to get one.
00:25:57
>> Yeah. >> It's good for you. It It's It's probably going to save me from having a heart
00:26:00
attack in my sleep. >> And then the water runs out of the machine, right? So it makes it sound
00:26:04
like >> Oh, like a like a humidifier. >> Yeah. Yeah. But all the water's gone. So
00:26:08
it's now like the then whatever the thing is sucking up nothing. Yeah. >> Yeah.
00:26:14
>> You wake up from that and then you're mad. You fill that up. Then you go
00:26:17
fridge AND THERE'S NO [ __ ] RED BULL. >> You none. >> It's crazy. What kind of world do we
00:26:26
live in, dude? >> It's chaos, man. >> Mama said sorry. >> Yeah.
00:26:29
>> And I and I said okay. >> Tell your mom. I said I love your mom. One of the nicest people.
00:26:34
>> She is a nice >> She's so sweet and funny. She's going to
00:26:37
come back on this. >> Well, I don't know about sweet. >> Well, to me, she's sweet to me.
00:26:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. She used to be a bully back in her day. I heard. >> Yeah.
00:26:44
>> Well, where do you think she got it from? I know. >> And now she's imposing it on her. So,
00:26:48
she's going to be at some point. >> Oh, she's the worst. >> She'll turn into
00:26:52
>> I'm a [ __ ] headliner. Don't ever say I'm racist. >> But it's true.
00:26:58
>> I'm an international headliner. You're calling me a racist in my face? You're
00:27:02
17 years old. >> Yeah. What? So then what would they be? Mikers. Open micers in your house.
00:27:06
>> They're not even comics. They're not in the same realm. >> Well, in this world, they'd have to be
00:27:10
if you're a headliner. Otherwise, you're just Tito. >> Yeah. So, it's like you're an open
00:27:14
micer, man. >> Pay your dues. You got to pay your dues. >> You got to pay your dues, man. You know,
00:27:17
>> you got to pay your dues. >> But yeah, I will try to curb some of the
00:27:21
racism. I really No, I'm being real. >> I'd rather you >> cuz when she said it, it felt real.
00:27:25
>> Say it the way you said it. >> It was funny though. >> Yeah.
00:27:28
>> Say it the way you said it. >> That's racist. And he was like, he just
00:27:31
screamed at me cuz you know, >> very abrupt. That's racist. Her face was
00:27:35
very like >> Yeah, it felt like different. I was like, >> "Have you ever been racist to him?"
00:27:40
>> I have never been racist to him. >> Never. >> No, she hasn't.
00:27:44
>> Rudy? >> No. >> I don't even think about it. >> Rudy's a
00:27:52
>> Is that racism? I mean, >> no. See, that's all racist. Everyone
00:27:56
>> She's so rude to me. >> No, I'm not. >> You're just It Here's what you are.
00:28:01
>> Rudy. It's like, you know, we met on like Craigslist and you're like, "Can I
00:28:06
get a room?" >> Just a roommate. >> Yeah, roommate. You know what I mean?
00:28:08
So, we don't have anything in common. It's like, "Good morning. Good morning."
00:28:13
You know what I mean? There's nothing. >> That sucks. >> I tried to connect with you. I told you
00:28:16
to watch the Knights of the Seven Kingdoms at all. And you don't want to watch it.
00:28:21
>> I know. I >> So good. >> Did What did I say, Jules? >> You said
00:28:25
>> What the [ __ ] did I say? >> You said you'd wait for the whole
00:28:29
episode to be out. Yeah, because I I learned my lesson from Game of Thrones. >> But to connect, we can watch it
00:28:34
together. >> Yeah, we tried with Pluribus and you said I don't want to watch it anymore.
00:28:40
>> I love Plurbus. >> I do too. They stopped watching it. I go, let's watch. No, no, we don't want
00:28:45
to watch. Who's scary? >> It's not boring. >> No, it's not.
00:28:48
>> Oh, you're boring. >> Yeah, it's not boring. >> Yeah. Yeah. But this show I heard
00:28:52
because you don't like it because there's white love in it. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:54
>> Well, they also they they the other day they saw an episode and they all all
00:28:59
three of them were on the couch crying. >> At what TV show? >> That show. The new Game of Thrones show.
00:29:06
>> You were crying at this. >> Yeah. >> And I I And then you kind of revealed
00:29:11
certain things. >> No, we didn't. >> No, we didn't. >> You said somebody died.
00:29:15
>> No, she said something happened. >> Well, mama said someone died.
00:29:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. Something someone died. And I'm like, people die in this. YOU RUINED
00:29:22
IT FOR ME. YEAH, HE DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY. >> IT'S LIKE GAME OF Thrones everyone does
00:29:27
every episode. But I'm LIKE, YOU RUINED IT. SPOILER ALERT. >> SO, George R. Martin wrote all this
00:29:34
[ __ ] >> No, these are >> Yeah. >> Yeah, he did. He wrote the book, right?
00:29:38
>> Oh, he did. >> But did he write He doesn't He didn't write any of the screenplays for this.
00:29:42
>> No, he's a consultant, >> which means they call him once in a
00:29:46
while. >> I think he reads all of these ones. >> But they change the [ __ ] out of it. You
00:29:50
know that, right? >> It's not like the book. >> They change a lot. Well, they have to
00:29:53
they have to juice it up for TV, >> right? Right. Yeah. Yeah. >> How many books has he written in total?
00:29:59
>> I mean, do we have a more prolific writer than this guy that in one category?
00:30:05
>> I mean, truly though, he's written published five and seven total planned. I haven't even
00:30:13
read five. >> But that's just for Game of Thrones. I haven't read five. Just Game of Thrones.
00:30:17
He >> No, that's what I'm saying. Five of those. I'm saying not other books. I'm
00:30:20
saying just those. How do you have seven books of those in you? How do you find >> He's so good. He's so He's He's a kid.
00:30:26
>> Pull up a photo of him, by the way. And And this is how you know >> how you're not a writer.
00:30:31
>> If I ever I'm like, "Am I a writer?" And then I look at that picture and I go,
00:30:34
>> "Nah, I'm not a writer." >> Yeah. >> What do you mean?
00:30:38
>> I'm a comedian. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Some people are meant that man is meant
00:30:42
to do this. >> Yeah. >> God put him on earth for this thing. You What was he What else was he going to
00:30:48
do? >> Yeah. And when you get old, there's a lot of options, but he chose that
00:30:52
option. >> Yeah. >> Right. The whimsical the whimsical one. >> The whimsical man.
00:30:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, because even his clothing is mysterious.
00:31:00
>> I think that's what it is. >> Right. Like his clothing seems like it's
00:31:02
of a different time. >> Do you think he smells good? >> 100%. >> I don't know. I think
00:31:07
>> I thought about you the other day. I went into the scent store and I thought
00:31:09
about you. >> Which one? >> At the row. No, in the row. >> On the scent store. In the row.
00:31:13
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, dude. >> Did you get anything? >> I got a couple magical things.
00:31:17
>> I know. It's a great story. It's hard to say. No. The problem is you I used to
00:31:20
think you opened my brain. I used to think you got to have a signature scent. That's what you smell like. That's who
00:31:25
you are. >> Now, dude, I'm collecting. I'm collecting scents. >> It's so fun.
00:31:30
>> It's so fun >> cuz you want to smell like a different thing today. That's our fantasy.
00:31:34
>> I do combo. You do com I learn combos from you. >> See, I'm It's combo. Combo is good, but
00:31:38
it's only works to me if a shirt already had the old smell. >> Yeah. >> And then you put the new smell with it
00:31:43
and then you feel it. If I do two at once, two difference, it's harder. Do you put it after eating the Froot Loops?
00:31:50
>> Was that for the students? >> No. >> You're trying to You trying to kill for
00:31:54
the students? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Do you spread it after eating the fruit
00:31:57
loop? >> In his mind. >> He was like, "This is going to crush."
00:32:03
>> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. Please don't cut that out. >> No, leave it.
00:32:07
>> Can I Can I say tell you what I did? >> When you told me about Labo and you have
00:32:11
two cents, you wouldn't tell me what it was. >> A mix. Yeah. I went to three La Labos to
00:32:15
ask if you go there. >> OH MY GOD. >> YEAH. And I couldn't find the one.
00:32:21
>> Yeah. And I go, "Hey, I do a podcast called Bad Friends." >> Yeah.
00:32:24
>> Does a redheaded guy, Andrew Santino, ever come in? They're like, "No." I
00:32:27
mean, we know who he is. He never comes in here cuz I wanted to I wanted to find
00:32:31
that person so they know. So they Oh, yeah. Because I I'm going to find out.
00:32:36
Well, because fun what's funny is when I walk into a place like I I went to a
00:32:39
place that we both frequent but we're never there at the same time. >> Yeah.
00:32:42
>> And then I'll order something and they'll go Bobby ordered that yesterday.
00:32:45
>> What place? You know, >> I'll tell you later. >> Okay. Okay. Yeah.
00:32:48
>> But it is funny cuz we go to the same spots at different times, but then the
00:32:51
the guys know >> Alfred. >> Huh? >> Alfred. >> No, no, no, no. I'll tell you. I'll tell
00:32:56
you. >> But we go to a little spot and and they always go, "Bobby was just here like
00:33:01
literally two hours ago." And I'm like, "Really? What did he get?"
00:33:04
>> Yeah. >> Just I want to know your order. You know what I was going to do to you? I was
00:33:06
going to do the Oprah thing where I paid for your next >> pay it forward. And the guy was like, "I
00:33:10
don't even know how to do that." >> Oh. Oh, yeah. >> Cuz I was like, "What if I give you
00:33:13
cash?" And then he was like, "Well, then I'll just keep the tip."
00:33:15
>> Yeah. >> I was like, "Okay, never mind. >> Well, maybe buy a gift card, but keep it
00:33:18
on the side." >> Oh, the gift card's actually smart. I should Oh, yeah. I don't know. Maybe I
00:33:22
should have done that. That's smart, actually. Yeah. >> I buy myself a little gift card for you
00:33:25
next time. >> Yeah, maybe. >> My little sweet prints. You know, I I've
00:33:29
been eating the same Do you ever get in the meal kicks where you're like, um,
00:33:33
I'm just been eating the same thing all week over and over. >> Yeah. If I like it, I'm going to keep
00:33:37
ordering it. >> Yeah. So, what what have you been >> Well, lately because it's been cold and
00:33:41
rainy, I've had so much ramen. I'm I'm I'm starting to ramen out. Although, I
00:33:44
know you're you're more you're more of fur than ramen, right? >> No. Udon.
00:33:48
>> Udon. That's right. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm udong guy. But, um,
00:33:51
>> I'm ramen. I'm full on ramen. >> Buck. >> Huh? >> Bulldock.
00:33:55
>> Bulldock. >> Noodles. >> Bullduck. M. >> Now, was that racist?
00:33:59
>> That was Korean. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, >> that was pretty racist.
00:34:05
>> It was. >> Do you find it? Okay. What's racism? >> That's a good question.
00:34:11
>> That's a really good. >> I'm actually asking. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To you. I mean, is
00:34:18
that Okay. The thing that I did is that the most racist thing you've seen me do?
00:34:21
>> No. >> Okay. I've been to your show. >> Wait a minute. You think my standup is
00:34:28
racist? >> Kind of. And that's why you have to That's why you have to like Okay.
00:34:33
Ruffling a few feathers. >> Does he say that? >> He does like something like that.
00:34:40
>> Yeah. Yeah, I do do that. >> You say ruffling a few feathers right
00:34:43
after you do a Native American joke. >> Sorry, I'm ruffling a few feathers.
00:34:51
>> But I don't say that in those cases. I say it when it's like it the the joke is
00:34:55
so edgy it gets more of a groan >> when people go oh >> yeah yeah I go you mean
00:35:00
>> you're not racist or edgy you're fun thinking it's fun >> what's a joke that you heard him say
00:35:05
that made you >> I don't want to because I want I have a special >> that's true
00:35:08
>> do you be honest do you find me funny on stage >> I do find you funny
00:35:12
>> okay >> you know that what do you mean >> she might have different she's a Melanie
00:35:17
fan I don't know she's like I like someone more prolific >> who is your favorite comedian
00:35:22
>> she doesn't watch. >> She don't watch comedy. >> But if you But like in your mind, who do
00:35:25
you like? >> I like Quen Blackwell. You guys don't know her. >> Quan Blackwell.
00:35:32
>> Quen Blackwell. >> Quen. >> Oh. Oh. Quendalin. Quendalin Blackwell.
00:35:38
>> She does standup comedy. >> No, she's just >> She's an actor.
00:35:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's We talk about standup comedy. >> Well, I don't watch any standup
00:35:45
comedians. >> Let me throw you some legendary standups. See if you've heard of them.
00:35:49
>> Yeah. >> Okay. I'm just curious. >> Yeah, that's a good call. Yeah. Your
00:35:52
generation. Yeah. >> Richard Prior. >> Unbelievable. >> Never heard of him.
00:35:56
>> Never even heard of him. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> Robin Williams.
00:36:00
>> Familiar. >> Sini. >> Yes, he is. >> Did you do a Did you do a Are you doing
00:36:07
half English? Was that Seni? >> You could just say the genie. >> Yeah.
00:36:12
>> It's so funny when it's in another language. It's the same.
00:36:15
>> Yeah. >> Seni. >> Yeah. >> Just say the genie. It's the genie in
00:36:19
Aladdin. >> She wizard. Is that familiar? >> You just put a she before any word.
00:36:23
Maybe >> she was >> the genie. He was the genie. >> How about Eddie Murphy?
00:36:29
>> Familiar. >> Okay. Familiar. >> He's the donkey in Shrek.
00:36:34
>> The donkey. The donkey. >> He is the donkey and Shrek. >> He is the donkey and Shrek.
00:36:37
>> I swear to God. >> Yes. >> Um >> and and well, they'll never know. Mike
00:36:43
Myers. >> No. No. No. >> You know who that is? >> He's not a standup though.
00:36:46
>> He's the He is Shrek. >> I don't believe that. Oh, >> okay.
00:36:50
>> What are you queuing on? What is going on? >> He was the donkey. He was on Saturday
00:36:55
Night Live. >> George Carlin. >> No [ __ ] way. >> There's no way.
00:36:59
>> There's no way. Why? >> Well, I mean, >> that's incredible to me.
00:37:01
>> It's got Here's the problem. It has to touch new generations. So, it has to be
00:37:04
some Which which is why Mike Myers is funny because he would I mean, did you ever like Austin Powers?
00:37:08
>> Yeah. >> I don't know what that is. >> Wow. Wow. Dane Cook.
00:37:13
>> That's inc. Wow. Sarah Silverman. >> Wow. That's incredible. Louis CK.
00:37:19
>> Wow. Wow. >> Dave Chappelle. >> Yeah. >> You know him. You've got to know him.
00:37:25
Dave has touched multiple generations. >> Everything. Yeah. >> Wow. That's interesting. Have you heard
00:37:29
of these people? >> A couple >> probably from us talking about it over
00:37:32
the years. She's probably heard some of it. >> Wow. So then if you're not What do you
00:37:36
You're into music though? >> Yeah. I'm >> like what bands do you like right now?
00:37:39
Inform us about >> Ron. >> Not really. >> Okay. >> Why? Why not?
00:37:43
>> Uh I don't know. She I'm just not that into pop. >> Okay. Good. Good for you.
00:37:48
>> Yeah. BB they love though. >> Who? >> BB. >> BB King. I love him.
00:37:53
>> Yeah. Bad Bunny. >> Oh yeah. >> I love >> You love him, right?
00:37:59
>> Mhm. >> So >> why why do you love him? >> He's hot. He's so talented.
00:38:03
>> Stop. Stop. The first thing they said, >> he's hot. >> Yeah. This is what the youth, they don't
00:38:07
give a [ __ ] about his music. >> He's unbelievable to me. >> They like that he's hot. They like that
00:38:11
he's a hot. >> I mean, all his music is about sex. >> Look at him.
00:38:14
>> When I was a kid, I like Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker. Dude, we didn't do
00:38:21
it by [ __ ] We didn't do it by looks. You know what I mean? We did it by art.
00:38:27
Look at that guy. Okay, >> dude. Look at Phil Collins. >> Yeah, Phil.
00:38:31
>> Wait, do Phil Collins and somebody wrote Phil Collins Phil Collins managed to
00:38:36
make bangers and and was a multi-millionaire and dressed like a computer tech salesman.
00:38:41
>> I mean, look at this f look at this guy. He looks like he works for Apple.
00:38:44
>> Yeah. And he was a legend. You don't know who Phil Collins is? >> No.
00:38:48
>> He sings the Tarzan. >> Yes. Good for you. >> Wow. >> See, you have to touch the generation.
00:38:53
>> You got to touch it, right? It's got to be [ __ ] animation then. >> Oh, it's got to be. Well, there there's
00:38:58
McCone, by the way. >> Yeah. >> If McCone starts losing his hair, that's
00:39:02
100%. Phil Collins or Bad Bunny looks wise. >> Bad Bunny. >> Okay. All right. So, what else? What
00:39:10
else is we like? >> That's interesting though. That's interesting that you see the hot part,
00:39:15
but you don't really love his music. You just like that music. >> Give me his f Give me your favorite
00:39:19
song. >> I love the >> Sing it. >> Sing it. >> You're being racist.
00:39:27
>> Yeah, you're being [ __ ] racist right now. >> How does that feel?
00:39:32
>> It doesn't feel good, does it? >> I STILL TRY. >> I'M MIMICKING YOUR LANGUAGE AND YOU'RE
00:39:36
MIMICKING HIM. And it's all >> We're trying to say the lyrics. >> Yeah. I'm trying to say YOUR LANGUAGE.
00:39:42
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT. >> YEAH. >> He's trying to communicate to you.
00:39:45
>> Go back to Phil Collins. >> I'm gonna ask something, a question.
00:39:48
That one specific photo, the pink one. Such a good picture. That was an album. >> All right. If if Bad Buddy's music came
00:39:54
out of him, would you like it as much? >> Him speaking Spanish. >> Yeah. Just suppose that he sang the Bad
00:40:00
Buddy music. All right. >> He sings star all in. >> Yeah. He does that, right? He does that,
00:40:07
right? Would you still be like, "Oh my god, Bad Bunny. That's Bad Bunny. You
00:40:11
would like him so >> swinging in front of the trees. Swing in front of the trees. I swing in front of
00:40:16
the trees. >> Would you? >> I mean, I would like the music. >> But you wouldn't like him as
00:40:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like No way. >> He wouldn't get to play the Super Bowl.
00:40:26
That's for sure. >> He wouldn't play the Super Bowl. >> No chance.
00:40:28
>> Yeah. Yeah. There's no way, dude. >> No chance. >> If Kid Rock sang Bad Muddy Music, you
00:40:32
wouldn't like Bad Muddy the music. >> That is true. >> Yeah. >> 100%.
00:40:36
>> So, it's about the looks. It's all about the looks. Give me some. It's not art.
00:40:39
>> Give me someone else that you love right now. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I like Malcolm Todd.
00:40:43
>> Look up Malcolm Todd. >> He's so white. >> Yeah. She She doesn't like him. I think
00:40:47
he's so cute. >> Okay, now here we're talking. >> Now we're talking.
00:40:52
>> I mean, he he looks like an indie rock artist. >> And he is. Yeah,
00:40:55
>> but his music must be good, then. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, no, but look at him with a shaved
00:40:59
head there. And the other one, he's he's Yeah, he's got the sex appeal, too.
00:41:02
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's [ __ ] >> See, the other indie picture is for his
00:41:07
male fans. M >> so the the photographers are like we got to take some of these so guys can feel
00:41:11
that you've got the indie vibe but then the sh then somebody then a stylist goes
00:41:15
shave your head so we can get the girls wet. That's still that's what this is.
00:41:18
>> He is hot though. >> You have to sell all the signs. >> Yeah. Wait, is that his girlfriend?
00:41:23
>> Got to be. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's that's the deal.
00:41:25
>> Yeah, that's the deal. H interesting. >> So you got aesthetics is very important
00:41:29
to you. >> It's number one apparently for them. >> It's not good.
00:41:33
>> No, cuz it has nothing to do with art. >> Art first. >> Oh, Joji is very good. Who's Joi?
00:41:38
>> He's got to be. >> Have you heard of Joji or any of these people?
00:41:41
>> Goji. Joji. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I like his berries. >> Yeah. Okay. Here we go.
00:41:46
>> Joji. >> Yeah. Yeah. He could be a Coralone. Corleone. >> Well, he does have the eyes. He's got
00:41:51
the Italian eye. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He could be like
00:41:54
>> Fredo son. >> Yeah. Give you an offer. You can't refuse. He's cute. He is cute though.
00:41:59
Still, >> this is the problem. They don't have any ugly stars. >> We had a lot of ugly music stars. All of
00:42:05
them were ugly. >> Well, that's my thing there. See, look. Even when he takes an okay photo, you
00:42:09
still see it underneath there. >> Yeah. >> He's still got the thing.
00:42:12
>> I mean, Harry Styles is balding. I still like his music, >> but he's still handsome.
00:42:15
>> Oh my god. Are you crazy? He's the hottest guy in the world right now.
00:42:17
That's [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. >> Um, >> see, he's still handsome.
00:42:21
>> Yeah. Look up the ugliest man on earth. >> Just look it up. Ugliest man on earth.
00:42:27
Okay. >> Don't Google Andreas. That's me. >> Let's just go to that the fifth one,
00:42:30
right? Yeah, that guy, right? >> No, that's a face. There's That's That's
00:42:33
that competition. Okay. Okay. Let's No, let's go to that guy right there. The
00:42:36
four the what? The fourth the last one on the first row. This guy right here. Okay. This guy right here saying Harry
00:42:43
Styles music. >> Would you like it? >> I think I'd still like it.
00:42:48
>> No, you wouldn't. >> I think I would. >> No, you would not.
00:42:51
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00:42:56
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>> It's looks first with you guys. We the amount of ugly stars we had.
00:44:18
>> No social media though. >> No, but back then but back then >> we listen to our ears. It's music,
00:44:23
>> right? >> Also your generation you guys don't like artists like who who's your favorite
00:44:27
modern painter? You have a painter that you like? >> Yes. So you don't like art,
00:44:32
>> but they but >> and and the stuff that you watch is just pop. It's garbage. It's pop garbage.
00:44:38
>> Are they insecure? >> It's pop. It's relevant pop. You know
00:44:42
what I mean? >> But you can't blame them because now art doesn't come along with music. Music is
00:44:48
just music. There is no there's no album covers that they like anymore. There's
00:44:51
no They don't get to touch it anymore. >> Yeah. >> So when you stop touching it, you don't
00:44:55
care about it. So they Why would they care? Can you name Can you show Can you tell me the image of Bad Bunny's last
00:45:01
album cover of his record? >> It's two chairs >> outside >> on the grass.
00:45:06
>> On the grass and with a banana. >> That's interesting. That's good. And a
00:45:10
banana. >> Yeah, the banana was eating breakfast. >> Yeah, >> that is very cool.
00:45:14
>> Oh, that's cool. >> Where's the banana? Oh, you mean the banana tree?
00:45:17
>> You made it sound like there's one single banana. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:21
>> I put this banana in my butt. I put this banana in my butt. You would love that
00:45:26
song. Yeah. >> Banana in my butt. It's a banana in my butt. >> Yeah. Hey. Hey.
00:45:31
>> Hey. My auntie said banana in your butt. Not anymore. >> They love They love this guy. The kids
00:45:38
love this guy. This is why there was a disconnect. This is why all the people got mad at the Super Bowl. Cuz [ __ ]
00:45:42
older people, this isn't for us. >> It's not made for us. >> But are we now? Um
00:45:47
>> Yeah, brother. You're 54. I'm 43. It's over. >> Yeah. Get off my lawn. Am I him?
00:45:51
>> Yeah. No. You know what it is? Where's my red ball? That's the new Get off my
00:45:54
lawn. Where are my towels? >> WHERE ARE MY TOWELS? THAT'S THE NEW GET.
00:45:58
>> I AM THAT >> 100%. >> Oh my god. I want to be cool. But you
00:46:02
know what the thing is is like when Harry Star's first album came out, right?
00:46:05
>> I bought it. >> Sure. >> Yeah. Because I want to learn about new,
00:46:09
you know. Um >> that's cool. >> Yeah. >> I want to hear it.
00:46:12
>> Geese. New band, right? Love. >> Yeah. I I listen to it. They're great.
00:46:15
>> Yeah. Yeah. Turn style. I I I try to like >> and I like those bands. I think they're
00:46:20
very What? >> You always dip back to the old school. But the problem is is that I have the
00:46:24
weight of knowledge and of it, >> right, of the history of it. >> Yeah.
00:46:29
>> And I can compare what's new to what be came before it. >> They don't do that. The generation.
00:46:35
>> No, it's now. It's right now. >> Yeah. It's like when I was in uh in the
00:46:40
80s or whatever, I still listen to late60s bands. Sure. >> And still modern music. Yeah. I like Dep
00:46:46
mode and there was a band called the band called The Fugs. >> It's a great [ __ ] name. in the 60s,
00:46:52
New York. No one knew about these guys, but I liked the fog. It was like lowfi kind of street music, you know what I
00:46:59
mean? And it was so good. But my point is is that and so then I could listen to like someone like Daniel Johnston, you
00:47:06
know, >> who had the same kind of and just compare the two. Yeah. >> But these they just it's new.
00:47:11
>> They ingest whatever that's on. But I don't think that's an old thing for me.
00:47:16
>> No, it's >> I think it's it's it's I'm a curious
00:47:18
person. But it's also because you came from a gener just because digital how
00:47:22
bored they are. >> Yeah. Never mind. >> Let's move on. >> Let's move on. Yeah. Um, how are you
00:47:27
guys doing in the Winter Olympics? The Philippines. >> They're They actually have a medal.
00:47:31
>> Do Yeah. Do a medal count for the Philippines. >> Yes. >> Yes. Filipino Olympic medal count.
00:47:38
>> I'm I'm being mean again. Huh? >> No, brother. Look at that. They got
00:47:41
mean. No, they got zero. Never mind. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Never mind. I thought they were going to
00:47:46
get one. I thought they were going to get one. >> I wanted one, too. For you.
00:47:50
>> Me, too. >> Yeah. >> Well, there's a Filipino tennis player.
00:47:54
That's really good. >> Yeah. That's at the Winter Olympics, is it?
00:47:58
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> There's no WINTER IN THE PHILIPPINES. SO, WHY WOULD WE JOIN?
00:48:02
>> YEAH. YEAH. You're competing. >> No. >> South Korea, shout out to Korea, has
00:48:07
seven total medals. Two gold, two bron, two silver, three. >> But we have snow. That's not fair.
00:48:12
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's not fair. We have snow. >> Also, a very small little country. We're
00:48:16
still We're getting stomped, aren't we? >> It's still pretty good.
00:48:20
>> No, cuz go do just Olympic medal count in general. Don't have to do American
00:48:25
>> cuz look at Norway is cruising right now. They got 34. >> Wow. >> Yeah, we're getting smushed. We'll never
00:48:30
catch up. >> We're second though. That's good. >> Yeah, but 34 is We'll never catch that.
00:48:34
Yeah. No chance. >> How's Spain doing? >> Also, they have 16 golds to earn nine.
00:48:38
>> How's Spain doing, bud? >> Yeah. Where's Spain? You got two.
00:48:41
>> You got two. That's good. >> But you got a gold. Click on it. What
00:48:43
was the gold for Spain in? Yeah. M mispronouncing words. >> Is that a competition?
00:48:52
>> Wait, what did you guys get a golden? It doesn't say. Huh? Oh, you did in ski
00:48:56
mountaineering. So, we just to show you about the mountain. >> I will show you. This is a mountain.
00:49:01
That is a mountain. >> And these are all snow mountains. >> Gold medal.
00:49:06
>> Yeah. Was Mellin Spanish? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's what it's about.
00:49:11
>> 100%. >> Yeah. I mean, exploring. >> Yeah. You got a golden exploring. Good.
00:49:15
Let's go over there. >> They send this They send the Spaniards to just check out the hills.
00:49:19
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Go check how it's looking. It looks good.
00:49:22
>> You guys are good at that. Exploring the Pinto. The Santaita. That's you, right?
00:49:29
>> The Pinto. The Pinto. The Ford Taurus. That was you guys. >> That's what
00:49:34
>> you know what it was? >> It was because Well, they were obsessed with No, they wanted to own the world.
00:49:39
The Spanish thought they were going to take over [ __ ] everybody. Mhm. We did >> for a very short amount of time. Cool it
00:49:45
out. Okay. >> In centuries. >> Yeah. You didn't go up. No, you didn't
00:49:48
get any of us. >> Close. >> You got close. >> California was us.
00:49:53
>> But you didn't get us. Okay. >> You didn't get us in total.
00:49:57
>> Yeah. >> You did your best. >> You guys know about the history.
00:49:59
>> Lapu Lapo killed >> Melan definitely got you guys. >> Yeah.
00:50:04
>> What happened? Tell me the history here. >> So Mellin went to Cebu.
00:50:08
>> Mellin went there too. >> Yeah. >> What the [ __ ] Well, he was into scuba
00:50:12
diving and smoking. >> Oh, he was >> He was a huge diver. Mellin loved
00:50:16
diving. >> He wanted to find that tree creature on the with smoking a cigarette. Whatever.
00:50:22
>> Yeah. What is it called? What's that guy in the tree? >> Cap. The cap. Yeah. Looking for the
00:50:27
Mellan. And his boys are just drinking. He's like, I'm going to find Capri.
00:50:32
>> I would find him. >> Mellin went down to Sibu. What happened? And then what happened? And then the
00:50:37
great like warrior chief um Lapo Lapo. >> Lapal Lapo. Look up Lapal Lapo. I've
00:50:42
never >> I had that last night at dinner. >> Lapo Lapo. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:47
>> What happened? I don't want to look. Don't look it up. I want them to tell
00:50:49
the story. >> Yeah. Yeah. I just want to know what it looks like. >> So Mellin went to Sibu. Yeah. He ran
00:50:53
into Lapo Lapo. >> Yeah. Mell's like, "Oh, this is going to be our land." And then Lapo was like,
00:50:58
"No." And so they fought and then he killed Mellin. >> Wow. >> Wow. So Mellin was killed by Lapal Lapo.
00:51:06
Yeah, I think he was also hiding under the water and then like there was like a surprise attack.
00:51:15
>> Yeah. >> Filipino fork folklore. >> Yeah. >> He was hiding under the water
00:51:21
holding his breath for three days. Lapo could hold his breath for three days. >> Yeah.
00:51:28
>> And appear. >> Yeah. >> So wait, Lapo Lapo was in the water
00:51:31
hiding waiting to kill Malawan. >> There's like >> That's Lapo Lapo. Shout out to Lapa
00:51:35
Lapal. And by the way, shout out to all the Filipinos. We [ __ ] love you guys. >> We love Look at Lapa. Dude, we don't
00:51:40
[ __ ] with Lapa Lapo. >> That's why Mellin got got clipped cuz this guy wasn't [ __ ] around. I I
00:51:46
>> Damn, dude. He was big as [ __ ] >> Mhm. >> I have OCD. Why don't an extra Lapo on
00:51:51
there? >> Lapa Lapo. >> Yeah. >> Comedies and threes. >> Laap Lapa Lapo.
00:51:55
>> So Lap Can we get us a Can I get shirts? Can we get Lapa Lapo shirts? >> There's a movie.
00:51:59
>> Yeah. >> Oh, there's a there's a movie want to watch >> now. It's a city.
00:52:02
>> Well, right. >> Yeah, we know that. Yeah. Yeah. He owned the place.
00:52:05
>> Yeah. >> Who played Lapo Lapo? >> There's no one. Okay.
00:52:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Scroll down. It's got to be a cast on there. >> Who played him?
00:52:12
>> Don't do Don't do this, dude. >> I want >> Don't do this. You're looking for Robert
00:52:17
Redford. >> Daniel Stern played Lapal Lapo. >> Wait, who now? Now, Leto Led is the
00:52:28
senator in the Philippines. Is he a descendant of Lapo Lapo? Are any other descendants of Lapal Lapo now leaders?
00:52:33
Yeah. >> I don't think >> Wow. >> You could maybe you share Lapa Lapu
00:52:37
blood. >> Maybe. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That'd be fabulous. >> So sick.
00:52:41
>> Can you imagine if you and I do our bloodlines, we'll have nobody from our
00:52:44
bloodline will have done anything important. >> Yeah. >> Nothing. >> You never know that though,
00:52:48
>> dude. I come from potato farming. >> Yeah. But the greatest potatoes you've
00:52:52
ever had. >> Probably. >> We took second. >> Yeah. Okay. All right.
00:52:56
>> To the McDonald's. >> All right. >> To the McKinley's and the McDonald's and
00:52:59
the O'Donnell's >> and the Corkeries. You know, M McCone comes from great potato lineage.
00:53:04
>> Oh, they do. >> Look at his face. He looks like a potato. >> Yeah.
00:53:07
>> A sweet potato. >> Do you guys know about your lineage or No. >> No.
00:53:11
>> Yeah. >> Well, well, you don't need What? You didn't do the blood 23 and me thing.
00:53:15
Swab it. Never. Right. No. See, Filipinos are smart. They don't play that [ __ ] game.
00:53:19
>> But there's no longest cousin that you want to find or anything like that.
00:53:23
>> No. >> No. >> You want to be related to somebody so bad? I do. I know you.
00:53:26
>> You have brothers and sisters you've never met, right? >> Yeah. In Korea.
00:53:29
>> How many? Two sisters >> and you've never met them. >> Do you do you do you think they know who
00:53:35
you are? >> I don't think so. >> What are the chances that they watch
00:53:38
this show? >> Yeah. They're they're not your sisters. >> No.
00:53:40
>> And they're her sisters. >> How many total siblings are there from
00:53:43
from you guys' mom and dad separately? Like in total? How many kids are there?
00:53:48
>> Uh one five. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> And you don't know the two of them?
00:53:54
>> No. >> Do you know how old they are? >> I think they're like maybe around eight.
00:53:59
>> M >> 10. But they have two brothers. >> Yeah. >> That I know.
00:54:03
>> Where are they? >> They they never come out. >> They're huge now.
00:54:06
>> Well, they're lapos. >> Yeah. Yeah. And they speak English. Everything. I mean,
00:54:12
>> what are they doing? What do they do? >> I'm sure that was racist. That felt
00:54:16
racist. >> Now, that was >> that was racist. >> What do they eat for breakfast is a
00:54:21
better question. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, what do the brothers What do they do
00:54:24
in the Philippines? >> They're still in school or high school. Teenagers.
00:54:28
>> Mhm. Are they funny? >> They should come to the show. >> Yeah. Yeah. I would love to because we
00:54:33
would love them on the show. >> This show has basically become the Filipino contingency,
00:54:36
>> right? >> Yeah. >> Oh, who's leading the podcast world with
00:54:38
Filipinos? This show. >> This has got to be >> We could be. We could be. Yeah.
00:54:42
>> Honestly, I'd love it. >> We should get a more Filipino cast. You
00:54:44
know, >> some some fans went to your mom's uh >> Oh, yeah. >> Wait, we had fans go to your mom's
00:54:50
restaurant? >> Yeah. >> Bakery. Bakery. >> What? >> What?
00:54:53
>> That's so [ __ ] cool. >> What do you mean they went this guy?
00:54:56
>> Yeah. >> Let me see. Yeah. Is that me? >> I'm Bobby mom.
00:55:00
>> Oh my god. >> Bakery. >> Wow. >> Oh my god. >> There's kids hitting sheep and goats.
00:55:07
>> Oh my god. >> What the I bought like one of everything. Four of some things. Two of some things.
00:55:20
And it all cost like $1.70. >> Okay. It's amazing. >> Yeah. Oh, it does look really good.
00:55:26
>> It does got look good. >> Pause. Go back. >> What? >> Go back. What is that? What is that
00:55:31
pastry on the bottom? That's like What is that one? Like the pink roll? >> That's not borat. That's not I forgot.
00:55:37
>> I think it's like a variation of borat though. >> But is that like raspberry or fruit?
00:55:41
What's inside? Why is it that color? >> I'm pretty sure it says dye
00:55:44
>> goat blood. >> Goat blood roll. >> You don't ever want to take over the
00:55:50
store and and and >> I would >> pass down generations. >> You worked in it before. Wait a minute.
00:55:55
If Tom Sigura is going to open up a [ __ ] bakery in in Austin, we should open up Honey Too here in this here in
00:56:03
LA for her mom. >> Yeah, >> I would 100% do that just so we could compete with Sigura and shut down his
00:56:08
[ __ ] little croissanty. >> I bet you I want to do that, too. >> We should do a Honey 2.0.
00:56:13
>> Honey 2.0. >> Do your mom's bakery here. >> Yeah. What's the bakery called?
00:56:17
>> Honey's Bakery. >> Honey's Bakery. >> Huns Bakery. We'll do it. Honey's Bakery
00:56:20
here. >> Hunter's Honey's Bakery LA. And it's all >> it'll be more elevated. I don't want to
00:56:25
say that. >> I think the flower we're gonna use. No. Is that feel wrong?
00:56:30
>> WHATEVER YOU WANT. >> NO. COULD I PLEASE? >> You're doing it.
00:56:34
>> NO, I'M NOT DOING IT. >> I FEEL LIKE I'M DROWNING. >> NO, you're doing it.
00:56:37
>> I need you to back me up here. >> Yes. Can we use elevated ingredients?
00:56:39
>> You want I mean, you want to ship. >> Let's just bring that THE DYES AND
00:56:46
EVERYTHING. >> WE HAVE TO STICK TO the ingredients, >> the recipes. >> Yeah, but we have those ingredients
00:56:51
here. Not like this. You don't. >> Oh, you don't. >> No. No. Okay. No. That's capri toenails
00:56:56
they mush into there. >> It's different. I would actually love to open up a Filipino bakery. Employ your
00:57:03
mom, family members, people from the Philippines. Bring Filipino cuisine here. >> That would be cool.
00:57:08
>> I would I actually would love it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz then then we could beat Sigura.
00:57:13
>> And wouldn't that be nice to just like trample it? It'd be like, "Oh, yeah. You
00:57:16
did good." >> We'd have to compete. We'd have to buy, you know what I mean? like open up a
00:57:20
store across the street from his store >> in Austin. >> In Austin. >> But I want it here in LA so we can
00:57:25
>> But the only way to beat him really >> is to open up a >> is to close him down.
00:57:28
>> Okay. So, how about this? I'm not even kidding. What if we do a popup Honey Too
00:57:33
>> across? We do a pop-up shop just for fun to see how it goes across the street
00:57:36
>> and then you and I definitely have we promote it. >> We'll hang out.
00:57:39
>> We definitely have to show we have to show hope every day. >> We'll spend a week down there promoting
00:57:43
signage that says, "Don't support two bears. Support bad." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:47
>> And the Bad Friends family. >> Yeah. I like it. I would I honestly
00:57:50
would love to do that. >> Yeah, let's do it. >> I think it'd be so fun.
00:57:53
>> Now, would he be mad, you think? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> No, he wouldn't give up.
00:57:57
>> Yeah, I don't think it would be. It'd be fun. >> All right. Well, look, let's say goodbye
00:57:59
to the girls. They got to go. Rudy's got to go to school. >> We got to come back, though. You're not
00:58:04
going to come back or No, >> she will. >> I'm going to be here for 4 months.
00:58:08
>> I know. Do you like doing this podcast? >> We love having you guys on the show.
00:58:11
>> Give them a round of applause. Wonderful. Very wonderful. >> Wonderful stuff. So, thank you to our
00:58:17
our uh our girls for coming back. We love them. Our our Filipino friends. And today, once again, Fancy has foisted the
00:58:24
Quinnipiac kids on us. >> Yeah. >> All right. Well, send in Send in the
00:58:28
weirdest one. >> So, let me talk to one of these. Send in one of the weirdos.
00:58:32
>> Yeah, weirdo. Give me >> Weirdest one. Give me the weirdest one. >> Yeah. Yeah. Perfect.
00:58:37
>> Sit in the blue chair. >> Look at this guy. >> He dressed up. By the way, all these
00:58:40
kids dressed up for the first time in any of the classes that have come here. Of all the Quinnipiac classes that have
00:58:45
come here, these kids all wore dress up clothes. >> Yeah. I've never seen them so dressed
00:58:49
up. >> Yeah. What's your name, sir? >> Um, Nick. Nick Banano. >> Nick, you don't have to say your legal
00:58:54
name. What's your social? Give us pretty. >> Zero sits. >> No. Nick Banano.
00:58:59
>> Banano. Really? How do you spell? >> Braunto. Barano. Barano. >> Uh, B O N A N O.
00:59:06
>> And what year are you at Kunipak? >> Third year. >> So, you're a junior.
00:59:10
>> Yes. >> Yeah. They don't know that. You haven't taught them that. Freshman, junior,
00:59:13
senior. >> What are you doing at Quinnipak? You want to be a media studies? What are you
00:59:16
doing? >> Uh, I'm a film, television, and media arts major. >> In front of the camera, behind the
00:59:21
camera? >> I, you know, more behind the camera, but I like both. >> Oh, wow. You're an actor as well.
00:59:26
>> I'd like to be. Yeah. >> Give them a scene. >> You either are or not?
00:59:31
>> Are you an actor? >> I am. >> Good. >> Wow. Look at that.
00:59:33
>> Wow. I like that. Yeah. >> Where Where you from, Banano? >> I'm from uh South Windsor, Connecticut.
00:59:37
Right. Right next to East Arford. >> Oh, yeah. Hartford. Yeah. >> Yeah. Connecticut boy. A young
00:59:42
Connecticut boy. Born and raised. That's where Quinnipic is. Connecticut. >> You're close.
00:59:45
>> You have a sweet face. >> He does. >> Do I? >> Yeah. A really sweet face.
00:59:48
>> You do, too. >> He's got good skin, too. This kid, you never had a pimple your whole life, did
00:59:52
you? >> Touche. >> Oh, no. Never. Wow. >> Seriously once. He's got clear skin.
00:59:56
This guy. >> He's got rosy cheeks, guy. >> No, I know. Big. >> Whoa, dude. All over the place, huh? Guy
01:00:03
>> Bando. >> He's got rosy cheeks. >> How How Somehow that's an insult.
01:00:09
>> It is. Yeah. >> Banana. What's your life like? >> What's my life like?
01:00:12
>> What's your life like? You a single guy? What are you doing? >> Single guy. Um,
01:00:17
>> it's all right. >> Yeah. >> What do you mean >> now? Yeah.
01:00:20
>> Yeah. You like LA? >> You How old are you? >> He's 20. >> You're 20.
01:00:24
>> 20 years old. >> Single guy. >> Yes. >> Um, Quinnipiac.
01:00:29
>> You tried. Yeah. >> Ooh, interesting move, Banano. >> Interesting move, Banano.
01:00:36
And that's a weird move from Banano out the gate. He might want to hold back a
01:00:41
little bit. >> Wow. >> He's going to poke the panda. >> Great. You did great.
01:00:44
>> Yeah. Thank you, dude. >> Don't poke the panda, buddy. Don't. It's
01:00:47
Chinese New Year, by the way. You're the horse. Happy New Year. Don't piss off.
01:00:50
>> That was a trick thing cuz I'm Korean and we were testing you. >> Racist. You thanked me.
01:00:55
>> You're Korean? I didn't notice. >> Oh, wow. Banano. >> That's another That's another Banano,
01:00:59
dude. >> Second g second gig. >> Ow. >> What's your dream, Banano?
01:01:02
>> My dream? >> Yeah. to write, direct my own shorts or not shorts, feature length films.
01:01:08
>> Right. >> Make more comedies. That's why I love this podcast. You guys are hilarious.
01:01:12
>> Do you listen to this show? >> I do. >> Okay. Right on. Very cool. We'll take
01:01:17
But I know we like that a lot. >> But no, we like you a lot. >> Yeah.
01:01:20
>> You're a sweet man. Yeah. Thank you. >> You're not dating You're not dating
01:01:22
anybody? >> No, not yet. >> We'll get you somebody. >> Yeah. You want somebody out there in the
01:01:27
in the Connecticut or you girls or guys or what do you girls? >> I don't know, man. I'm I'm I'm not I'm
01:01:31
not You're being defensive. Yeah, you got really defensive. I I could have been anything. Yeah, that's true.
01:01:36
>> What do you eat in the morning? Proof Froot Loops. >> Call back. >> No, I don't eat fruit.
01:01:41
>> Call back. >> It was almost as bad as his. >> It was about No, it was a call back.
01:01:47
>> What's your breakfast? What's a banana breakfast? >> Yeah,
01:01:50
>> but if anything, it's oatmeal. >> That's it. Steel cut oatmeal.
01:01:54
>> Well, well, young ladies out there in the Connecticut metro area, >> let's ask what kind of women he likes.
01:02:00
>> What kind of women do you like? Like, so let me give you the eight height range.
01:02:04
Okay. >> Oh, height. Okay. >> Four foot five to six foot. Where's
01:02:09
Where is it? >> If it's like five >> 5 foot >> 56 5'5. Yeah.
01:02:14
>> 55. Yeah. Okay. That's fun. >> Yeah. >> Okay. If she was 5'1, problem.
01:02:20
>> No, >> no problem. Let's just say 5'1. >> 51 to six feet tall. He'll take it.
01:02:24
Yeah. Yeah. >> I bet he'll take it. >> And then e is there an ethnicity thing
01:02:27
that you >> uh not really. Mhm. >> Italian girls. >> Like, are you Italian?
01:02:32
>> I am Italian. >> Okay. >> Banana. >> Banana. Oh, banana.
01:02:36
>> That's how they say banana. Banana in Italian. >> Santino and Lee.
01:02:40
>> Santino. >> Give me an accent with Lee, please. >> Blee. >> Go ahead. Banano.
01:02:48
>> Lee. >> Oh, that. >> Wow. I like that. Lee. >> Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:52
>> Yeah. That's Lee. >> So, you wanted an Italian girl. >> Yeah.
01:02:55
>> All limbs. >> It's not always a given. It's not a given. >> Yeah.
01:03:00
>> So, you and your students are all together, right? Staying at the same place.
01:03:03
>> Yeah. >> Have you guys had any good meals? >> Uh, yeah. I'm trying to remember. We
01:03:09
went to Oh, well, not In-N-Out. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> In No. >> Why?
01:03:12
>> In. >> I like it. >> Yeah. >> What do you mean you don't like
01:03:15
In-N-Out? >> It's all right. >> Yeah. >> What do you What do you think? What's
01:03:18
better? What fast food is better? >> What fast food? >> What fast food burger is better?
01:03:21
>> Shake Shack. >> You're wrong. >> You're wrong. >> Shake Shack.
01:03:23
>> No, you're wrong. >> I'm from the East Coast. Like, what do
01:03:25
you >> It doesn't even matter. >> It's not even close. >> It's not even close. I think fatburger
01:03:28
is better. >> H interesting. I actually will give you some credit there. >> Fatburg is good cuz bers there's almost
01:03:34
you can customize fat burger. >> Yeah, I like fat. How do you know fat burger?
01:03:38
>> Uh Ice Cube talked about it. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, that's good.
01:03:42
>> Love iceberg. >> Give me the loot. Give me the loot. >> What time in the morning did I ice cube
01:03:48
get get the fat burger? >> What time in the >> What time in the morning did I cube get
01:03:52
a fat burger? You had >> two in the morning. >> You had it. Two in the morning. Got the
01:03:55
fat burger. You know what I like to do? >> And what did he see? He saw the lights
01:03:58
of what? >> Oh, great. We're doing this now. Oh, >> it was a blimp. What company?
01:04:05
>> Goody year. >> Yeah. And what did it read? Don't look up. What did it read?
01:04:09
>> Ice Cube is a blimp. >> Oh my god. >> Of the year. >> Pimp.
01:04:15
>> Okay. >> Ice Cube's a pimp. >> Okay. >> But I'm glad you knew Fatburger. That's
01:04:18
cool. >> That's so embarrassing. I'm >> What I like to do with you guys is that
01:04:21
>> That's all right. He's never going to >> after this podcast, I'm going to give
01:04:23
you guys money. That sounds great. >> So you guys can go No, but you guys are
01:04:28
going to go eat tonight together >> as a family. >> As a family. >> That's beautiful.
01:04:32
>> Yeah. >> Go tag in. >> I want you guys to eat something good,
01:04:36
though. >> Mhm. >> Not fast food, right? >> Yeah. >> Something good.
01:04:40
>> All right. How about this? Go tag in somebody else there. Banano. I love you.
01:04:44
>> Bye, Banano. >> You're the man. We love Banano. Give it up for Banano.
01:04:47
>> Yeah, he's the best. >> Tag in somebody, Banano. And we'll get
01:04:49
two people and then we'll call it. Yeah. Look at this. Look at this. Stand up
01:04:52
real fast. Stand up. Look at this. Look at this guy's belt. Turn to the side.
01:04:55
>> Yeah. >> Jesus Christ. On the last loop of the belt. >> On the last loop. Get a smaller belt,
01:04:59
man. >> Whose belt is that? Well, you got to say it into the mic so we can hear you.
01:05:02
>> Sorry. Yeah, I'll tell you. >> So, it's funny. The the belt was too
01:05:06
big. I literally took a scissor. I cut a hole so that it would fit me just for this occasion.
01:05:11
>> Yeah. >> This kid's interesting. >> You don't seem like a survivor to me.
01:05:14
>> Surviv I mean I think I think I could I'm Jewish. So, I'm I'm a survivor.
01:05:18
>> You know who you are. Repeat after me. Okay. >> I like how he goes. I'm Jewish. As if
01:05:22
the belt didn't give it away. Do do this with your finger. Do this with your
01:05:25
fingers. >> Okay. Okay. >> All right. Do this with one finger. Right. Warriors.
01:05:31
>> Warriors. >> Come out and play. >> You're that guy, dude.
01:05:36
>> Yeah, he is that guy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's your names?
01:05:39
>> Uh my name is Harry. Not not Styles. Call back. >> This guy's great.
01:05:44
>> And what's Froot Loops? And what's your name? >> What's your What's your name?
01:05:47
>> Shirley. >> Shirley. I like Shirley. I'll tell you that. >> You're grounded, Shirley. That's what I
01:05:51
feel. A calmness. Why? >> Well, that response is quite grounded. >> Yeah, it's a very grounded response
01:05:59
>> because you're inquisitive. >> You're inquisitive. >> You asked a question to a statement.
01:06:02
That's a grounded thing to do. >> Well, comparative to his energy, yeah,
01:06:06
you you seem a little bit more grounded is what I meant. >> Surely, I guess.
01:06:09
>> Surely you're also Jewish, I imagine. >> No, no, no. >> Surely.
01:06:13
>> Yeah. >> Surely you're Jewish. >> Yeah. >> Uh Harry and Shirley are here with us
01:06:17
from Quinnipic. Yeah. >> Uh students. And uh Harry is a second year. Yeah. Uh, third year.
01:06:23
>> Third year. >> Also also a junior. >> And what about you? >> Third year.
01:06:26
>> Third year. >> Wow. What do you guys want to do after? What's your dream?
01:06:29
>> Um, I I want to be a journalist, but honestly, put me anywhere. And I'll do
01:06:34
it. I'll do anything. >> Okay. I like that. And what about you, Harry?
01:06:37
>> I'm going to sound exactly like Banana, but I want to write and direct. It's my
01:06:40
dream. >> It's your dream. >> Yeah. >> It's your dream.
01:06:42
>> What kind of movies? >> I I love horror movies, >> but >> like specifically horror comedies. It's
01:06:48
It's a great subgenre. >> Yeah. >> Horror comedy. Like your favorite horror
01:06:52
comedy is what? >> I mean, I'm thinking weapons cuz it's so recent.
01:06:56
>> That's good. >> I did like >> Shin List. >> My I know I'm Jewish. My favorite
01:07:01
horror. >> One of the one of the best horror comedies out there. >> Oh, 100%.
01:07:04
>> It was very funny. >> The ending's funny. >> The ending is hilarious.
01:07:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> I know. What are your favorite horror comedies? >> Favorite horror comedies? I like uh I
01:07:13
don't Have you guys heard of Deadstream? >> No. >> No, >> I don't know. Deadream.
01:07:16
>> Deadream was fun. It was like a smaller indie film. >> I I liked I liked it a lot. But I mean,
01:07:21
uh, Tucker and Dale is a classic. >> Yeah, Tucker and Dale is great. >> Is DeadStream good? I have Shudder.
01:07:26
>> Dead Stream is really good. I mean, >> is it on Shudder? >> It's It is on.
01:07:29
>> What the [ __ ] is that, dude? >> Part Yeah, >> it's it's funny. I'm telling you.
01:07:34
>> It's like Shane Gleting a bath. He's >> going back to the Well,
01:07:43
Harry. Harry, your dream is to make horror comedy and you want to be a journalist.
01:07:47
>> Yes. Well, and then how has this been going with him in Los Angeles this this
01:07:50
little semester in LA or whatever? >> It's it's going great. I mean, I'm I'm
01:07:53
from Connecticut, so we don't have all these these amazing film opportunities
01:07:57
that are out here. So, I've been loving it. >> He sounds like he's politicking right
01:08:00
now. >> Yeah, he's very good. >> How about you? >> He's I mean, it's been great for me.
01:08:04
>> Where are you from? >> I'm from Connecticut, too. >> So, is everybody usually from
01:08:07
Connecticut that goes to the school? Huh? Cuz >> I was born in New York. >> Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
01:08:10
whoa. >> I was like, give me my credit. Walking here. Hey, hey, hey, >> hey.
01:08:17
50 for a slice. >> Do you guys like LA so far? >> Honestly, love it.
01:08:23
>> Yeah. What about you, Harry? >> No, it's great. It's great. Like, I just
01:08:26
I feel like when I'm here, I want to be out 24/7. >> You guys should get into Bobby's house.
01:08:31
He's going to hand you guys money right now to go get food. >> You guys got to get dinner. This is
01:08:34
>> Oh, no. You don't You don't have to, Bobby. >> I want to because I know you guys don't
01:08:36
have a lot of money. >> Yeah, thank you. >> We are We are college students. You
01:08:40
actually don't know that. These kids could come from >> It doesn't matter. I'd like to pay for
01:08:43
their dinner. Here's >> Oh, are you sure? Yeah. >> Yeah. Grab it.
01:08:47
>> You can probably get the dinner for you, right? For 300. >> Grab it. You're Jewish.
01:08:50
>> Do you think they can? >> I know. I'm Jewish. Let me let them
01:08:52
grab. >> They can, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:55
>> They can go. How much is it? >> 300. >> Yeah. Well, you're so sweet. Thank you.
01:08:59
400. >> No, dude. You give them 100. >> I don't have any cash in my pocket.
01:09:02
>> Yeah. You never do this. I'm the one. That's [ __ ] [ __ ] dude.
01:09:05
>> This is part of the show. >> I But every TIME I DO IT, YOU DON'T DO
01:09:08
ANYTHING. >> That's right. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's the the other 97%. I did the
01:09:11
other 97% of the work and that's >> All right. All right. >> Give him the 100.
01:09:15
>> Okay. Okay. Here's another 100. >> Another 100. Thank you so much.
01:09:18
>> Well, then you guys all have to go to dinner together. If we find out from
01:09:21
Fancy you didn't go to dinner. >> We will. We will >> take a photo for you guys.
01:09:24
>> Surely you can you could take that. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You see what he did just?
01:09:28
>> Yeah. >> But I'm telling you right now, you have to go to dinner with that. You can't be
01:09:31
splitting it. You know what I mean? For other things. >> No, we will. >> This is for dinner tonight with the
01:09:36
group. >> And I I'll make sure Fancy tells you where we went. Yeah, I want to know
01:09:39
where they went because I'll know if they spent the money depending on >> we'll be very fancy
01:09:43
>> canes. No, >> no canes. Got to be somewhere nice. I'm I'm Jewish, but I promise to tip. Well,
01:09:50
>> it's a good way. >> Yeah. >> You know what that >> I don't understand it, but
01:09:58
>> Well, he will. 12%. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> 15%. >> 15. >> Yeah. Yeah.
01:10:03
>> 20 20 No. Yeah. No chance. >> No chance. No chance. Go somewhere nice.
01:10:07
Okay. Okay. Well, look, we we want to thank you guys. We hope What do we have? We have one more person. All right. Go
01:10:12
tag in the other person. >> Thank you so much. Good luck with your good luck with everything.
01:10:16
>> Thank you so much. Pleasure being on >> Oh, look at this last guy coming in. Tag
01:10:19
in. Come on in. Come on. Sit down. Man, >> it's your time to showcase your
01:10:24
>> this guy. They all dressed up. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You like this guy?
01:10:28
>> Do you You guys know this guy? >> Of course. >> A little first time.
01:10:33
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> This guy not from Connecticut. I'm not actually. I'm from um White Plains, New
01:10:39
York. >> Yeah, we can tell. >> Yeah, I'm a New Yorker. >> I can see that the uh the the goatee in
01:10:44
the earrings does not say Connecticut. >> No, >> you know what? Do you What's your name?
01:10:48
>> I'm Will. >> Will. Will uh a Quinnipic senior? >> I'm actually a third year. I'm a junior
01:10:54
as well. >> Third year. Okay. Quinnipic. Third year. And what do you want to do, Will?
01:10:57
>> Um so my dream job would probably be like a cinematographer in the film
01:11:00
industry. >> Okay. Something that's good. >> Behind the camera. >> You want to be You don't want to be on
01:11:04
front like Oh, no. No. Yeah. >> Yeah. He thinks he's George Clooney. >> Yeah. I mean,
01:11:10
>> yeah. You want to stay behind the camera. >> Stay behind the camera.
01:11:13
>> Cinematographer. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You know who you kind of look like?
01:11:17
>> George R. Martin. >> You kind of have this George. >> Yeah. The writer that gave
01:11:22
>> Look at this. >> You kind of be like his son or something. >> As a young guy,
01:11:25
>> as a young man, you kind of have his young man. Go to >> Oh, wow. I didn't even realize.
01:11:29
>> He had cool facial hair. You kind of look like that. >> Yeah, brother.
01:11:32
>> You have that. That's you. >> I can see it. >> Your future is bright.
01:11:34
>> That's you. Yeah. Your future is bright. >> Really bright. >> You want to be behind the camera? You
01:11:38
want to You want to um You want to DP? >> DP. Yes. So, like I'll work my way up
01:11:43
like PA, second AC, >> and then DP >> and then hopefully that's the end.
01:11:46
>> That's the goal. >> Yeah. >> I think it's achievable. Seems like an
01:11:49
artist to me. Seems like Yeah. Yeah. >> What's your favorite band? Go fast.
01:11:52
>> Um I mean, it's not really It's Tamala. I mean, it's like one guy.
01:11:54
>> I love Tal. I love it. >> Oh my god. I love it. Love it. >> Yeah. Is it one guy though or is it a
01:11:58
band? What do you >> It's one guy. It's one guy. >> It's a band, but it's one man. When he
01:12:02
performs live, it's a band, but I think when he's in the studio, he does it by
01:12:04
himself. But I consider them my favorite band. >> Yeah. Yeah. Give me give me another
01:12:08
band. >> Um I mean I love um Green Day. They're great. I know you mentioned earlier, but
01:12:12
um they are pretty >> I'm in the new I'm in the new Green Day movie.
01:12:15
>> Wow. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. >> Yellow day. >> Yellow.
01:12:18
>> Yellow. >> Really good. They're racist, but good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Touche.
01:12:27
>> Well, hopefully these dreams come true for you guys. You excited to go to get a
01:12:29
meal tonight? >> Yeah, I'm very excited. Thank you very much. Really appreciate No, thank you.
01:12:33
All right. I love you. >> Good luck to you. Do you have any questions of wisdom that we can give you
01:12:38
right now? We >> any questions we can fulfill? >> Um I mean the moment I'm just I'm really
01:12:42
grateful that I'm here and talking to you guys. This is a great experience. >> That's not a question to ask a question.
01:12:46
>> No, but that was an honest >> No, I was just say like thank you for
01:12:49
having us. >> Thank you for even being here. >> We love we love having we love
01:12:53
Quinnipic. For some reason we continue to support this university, but it's done nothing for us except for give us a
01:12:58
room to podcast in that was like a funeral home. Yeah. >> I mean, it was unbelievable that place.
01:13:03
We really enjoyed our time there. They're good people. Um, you know, how about you do this? Why don't you look
01:13:08
into that camera and say, "Thanks for being a bad friend." >> That right there.
01:13:10
>> Yeah. >> All right. Thank you guys for being a bad friend. Thank you.
01:13:14
>> I love >> I will say I have a I have a street joke. It's not my joke, but I'm giving
01:13:26
you a street joke that somebody told me today. It made me laugh so hard. He goes, "Did you hear what they're
01:13:31
>> I'm going to try not to laugh. >> Good. Did you hear what >> See it to my face, though.
01:13:36
>> All right. Did you hear what they're re what they're renaming Epstein Island?"
01:13:41
>> Kid Rock. >> That is so good. It's unbelievable. That's right there. How have we not done
01:13:49
that? >> That's our show joke. That's an our show joke. >> And my buddy told me that. Kid Rock.
01:13:55
>> I I have a new name. I have a new joke from from that joke. >> Yeah. What is it? They're renaming
01:13:59
Epstein Island. I already know it's not going to work, but I'm going to commit
01:14:07
Bad Bunny. >> Worst bunny. >> Bad good bomb. >> I'll see you later.
01:14:14
>> Um, >> do you have any more jokes? >> Do what? Yeah. Give me a topic. Let me I
01:14:18
want you to improvise a joke. Give me a topic. >> Prince Andrew. >> What?
01:14:21
>> Prince Andrew. Yeah, they arrested him, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Finally.
01:14:27
[ __ ] that's a hard one. >> I like that village people shirt. >> What did the queen say to
01:14:37
what what did the queen say to Prince Charles about her brother? About his brother.
01:14:43
>> What? >> I already [ __ ] it up. Give me another shot. >> What did What?
01:14:47
>> Let me say it again. Sure. >> Cuz I haven't thought about the punch
01:14:49
line yet, so I have to repeat it. >> Yeah, I know what you're doing. I see
01:14:52
how your brain works. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like this. >> Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:58
Yeah. Woo! Yeah.