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Bobby Swears He Won't Be Back to Coachella

May 17, 2026 / 00:57

This episode features discussions about music festivals, particularly Coachella, and humorous takes on hypothetical scenarios involving Jesus Christ and famous musicians.

The hosts share their disdain for returning to Coachella, with one stating they would not attend even if it involved the return of Jesus Christ. This leads to laughter and jokes about who would headline such an event.

They also joke about the Beatles, suggesting a humorous scenario where the band could perform with holograms of deceased members, further emphasizing their reluctance to attend festivals.

The conversation is light-hearted, filled with laughter and banter, showcasing the hosts' comedic chemistry and shared experiences at music events.

TL;DR

Hosts humorously discuss their aversion to music festivals like Coachella.

Episode

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They were at Coachella, they were
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ripping it up, dude.
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>> I made a promise to myself, I'll never
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go back. I don't care about it.
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>> Thank you. It dep- It I don't care if
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it's the return of Jesus Christ, I'll go
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to hell.
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>> [laughter]
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>> Can you get
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>> Whatever Yeah, return of Jesus Christ,
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right? I ain't going.
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>> Would he play the main stage, you think?
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>> [laughter]
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>> They couldn't get Jesus on the main
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stage. Harry Styles is going to get main
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stage.
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>> He's at Stagecoach.
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>> [laughter]
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>> That's so funny.
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>> Jesus is at Bonnaroo.
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>> Yeah. I mean, they could do the return
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of the Beatles and have George and
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John's bones up there, just you know
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what I mean?
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>> [laughter]
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>> I I I I would not go. You know what I
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mean? I still would not go.
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>> marrying that marionette.
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When you get older,
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>> [laughter]
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>> losing my hair. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> They read points of view.
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>> [laughter]
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>> That would be so funny to see that.
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Taxman.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, the taxman.
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>> [laughter]
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>> You still wouldn't go.
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>> You wouldn't go. No.
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>> You would never go.
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>> never go back.

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    Funniest
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Episode Highlights

  • The Return of Jesus Christ
    A humorous take on the idea of Jesus performing at a music festival.
    “I don't care if it's the return of Jesus Christ, I'll go to hell.”
    @ 00m 07s
    May 17, 2026
  • Marrying a Marionette
    A funny moment reflecting on aging and life changes.
    “I would not go. You know what I mean?”
    @ 00m 32s
    May 17, 2026

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • Humorous Speculation00:14
  • Aging Reflections00:38
  • Taxman00:47
  • Finality00:55

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