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You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> Well, you two are something.
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>> We're bad friends.
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>> We'll have to make an announcement. Good
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to see you, Tommy boy.
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>> Hey, buddy. It's good to see you, too.
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>> So, I'm doing my first special this
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Friday and [applause] uh
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>> we've talked about this for years. How
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exciting is this? We
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>> talked about it for years.
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>> No, for but like we've really talked
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about this for years. 30 years.
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>> Yeah. Pink face.
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>> Pink face.
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>> I mean, your face is so pink. What are
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you trying to prove, bud?
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>> Is my face pink?
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>> Yeah, but yours is naturally pink.
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>> Yeah, but that's unnatural.
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>> I'm fleshed from the whiskey.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay. My
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>> He's Asian. He breaks out like you guys
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do when he has whiskey.
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>> Why did you come at me so aggressive?
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>> You know what else he has?
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>> Huh?
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>> The emperor eyes from Star Wars.
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[laughter]
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>> Oh, look at that.
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>> He's an emperor. You
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>> Yeah, like the emperor, dude. He has
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right now, dude. Tom Sugar has emperor
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eyes. Look at that.
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>> He's calling you She Palpatine.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Why did you come at me so hard?
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>> Yeah. What? What is that about?
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>> I'm so sorry. [snorts]
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>> I'm so uncalled for and unnecessary.
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>> This happens every time I see you.
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>> No, it No, it doesn't.
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>> Every time I see you.
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>> No, it doesn't.
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>> You come at me with some insult and then
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you go, "My bad, dude."
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>> It It is my bad, dude.
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>> But wait, WHAT?
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>> WELL, YOU INSULT ME ALL THE TIME.
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>> WHAT DID When's the last time he
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insulted you? Either
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>> public attitude.
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>> Oh. Oh,
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>> it's an energy insult.
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>> It's energy. It's energy insults. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. I mean, you don't have to say
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words, dude. I can feel it. I'm tired of
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it. So, you know what happens?
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>> That didn't happen at all. [laughter]
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>> Self-sabotage
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>> cuz he has a special coming up and he
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goes, "I don't feel well." Mad at you.
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Things. Yes. He's doing that. Carlos,
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he's doing all the things.
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>> Here's what happened. Okay.
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>> All right. So, all my reps are like,
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"You got to put your reps in." I said
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reps twice.
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>> All your reps.
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>> Oh, the reps to doing your standup reps.
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Yeah.
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>> My representation said I have to do a
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lot of reps.
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>> Repetitions. Let me just help clarify
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them for the audience.
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>> Thank you. [laughter] Thank you.
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Anyway, so I did Bakersfield in Fresno
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over the weekend. I just was around too
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many people. And then I wake up,
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>> humble brag about the tickets he was
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selling.
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>> Really? 750 people. That's not a lot.
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>> That is a lot.
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>> Anyway, um I wake up Monday morning with
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a sore throat and bodyaches.
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>> Do you think it's from the shows?
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>> Yeah. You think it's from the shows?
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>> What do you think, Tommy Boy? [laughter]
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>> He thinks he got me with Tommy Boy.
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Huh?
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>> Oh, you got COVID.
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>> Oh, no. No. I took it. No, I took a
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test. I don't have CO or the flu.
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>> Do you think Do you Did you perhaps Did
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you see a um a female friend over the
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last couple of days?
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>> I did not. No.
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>> Look at me.
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>> I've been celibate.
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>> Look at me when you do that.
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>> Did you not?
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>> I was celibate.
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>> Did you not see a female friend?
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>> No, I did not. I swear to God I didn't.
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>> You swear to God?
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>> Yeah, because I'm I'm saving up my com
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for [laughter] the special
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>> for the special.
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>> Because they said they have to save your
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come. You know what? What
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>> that is? Can I tell you something?
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>> I I mean this in all
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>> like fighters do it. I heard so I did
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it. [laughter]
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>> That's the best advice. You should save
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your chi for sure.
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>> I did. And I am.
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>> Yeah. But keep it saved for the
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>> for how long?
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>> At least through the spect.
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>> Yeah, I am. Okay.
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>> Of course I am.
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>> Don't make kissy faces with anybody.
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>> I'm not doing any kissy faces, dude.
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Like Rocky did.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Is that how he But he ended up losing in
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that movie.
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>> I know. He He didn't save enough.
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[laughter]
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>> I don't have a choice.
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>> Yeah. So, he did tap Adrian a couple
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times before.
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>> He did. Yeah, that's true.
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>> So, but can we start over?
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>> Yeah, you guys need to do a start over.
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Can we start over?
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>> No, we're not starting over.
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>> We're going to put that in, but you need
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to start over this relationship cuz
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Tom's an old friend of ours. It feels
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strange to do that.
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>> He dressed like a CIA agent now lately.
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[laughter]
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>> We're almost the same.
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>> I know. All right. You're right.
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>> All right. Let's start over.
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>> Okay. What I was saying,
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>> welcome to the show.
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>> Yeah. Before
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>> You look real good.
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>> Thanks, buddy. So do you. You were stuck
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in the Caribbean.
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>> Yeah. How'd you know?
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>> Because that, you know, people I've
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never been there and some people get to
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go.
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>> Is it the Caribbean or is it the
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Caribbean?
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>> Yeah. I can't believe.
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>> And I'm being honest. Is it?
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>> I'm a fan of Caribbean.
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>> It's the Caribbean because it sounds
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cooler.
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>> Yeah. I don't.
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>> Comedians Tom and Christina Paziski
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stuck in the Caribbean due to Venezuela
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related.
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>> My favorite thing is that
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>> that angle, by the way, that's insane.
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It looks like you guys are being
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interrogated. All all [laughter]
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all we did was like we got a call from
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our podcast producer who was like, "Hey,
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you're not back so we can't record an
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episode. Can you just put a video
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together for the podcast audience?"
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>> Yeah.
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>> And then people sent me, they're like,
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"Oh, you're on TMZ." I was like, "For
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what?" They're like, "For that video."
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>> Oh, that's who picked this whole story
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up.
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>> How did they get it?
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>> Because it was We just posted
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>> They posted it on Instagram.
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>> Yeah. Just like, "Hey, we're not doing a
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podcast this week. We're in the We're
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stuck." And then TMZ was like, "They're
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stuck." And then the only thing I heard
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from people was, "I hope you [ __ ]
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stay there." [laughter]
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>> Who would say that?
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>> Oh, they're like, "You wrote that a few
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times."
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>> I know, but
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wait, go back up to the just the way
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that TMZ titles things. Go back to the
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title is
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>> Stranded in Paradise, Maduro's Capture,
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Shutdown, Flights Home.
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>> It's so ridiculous.
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>> Okay, so we got Tom Cigar and Christina
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Pazinski and they're stuck. They're
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stuck. Stuck stuck. thus in [laughter]
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paradise.
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Don't feel bad for them. Um, what I was
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trying to say then, and you came at me,
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came at him again about my pink skin and
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all this [ __ ]
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>> was just that
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>> for years we've been talking about you
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doing a special and I was just saying
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that I'm so excited and so happy that
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you're actually doing it and that fans
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get to see you do your standup now in a
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special. I think it's amazing.
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[applause]
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>> Yeah,
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>> I'm so We're so happy. Not my full
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potential because I'm I'm not feeling
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well.
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>> You're fine. You're going to be fine.
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>> Let's get you Let's get you an IV. Let's
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get
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>> I did IV yesterday. It didn't work.
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[ __ ]
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>> No. Do it again. And have you done ND
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yet?
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>> I have ADD.
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>> No. Nad. [laughter] Okay.
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>> Yeah. Michael Jordan's flu game.
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Probably one of the greatest. He scored
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38 points while battling the flu or it
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was going out
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>> the night before and partying. But even
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still, the Irish flu does get me. So
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this could be your flu game.
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>> What? Tell me. Explain it to I like
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>> 1997 game five in the finals. Jordan had
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the flu.
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>> Basketball.
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>> Oh yeah. Michael Jordan.
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>> He was Michael B. Jordan.
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>> Oh god.
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>> No. Michael,
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>> not sinners. This is a [ __ ] It's not
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Michael B. Jordan.
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>> No.
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>> Okay.
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>> This is the flu game and he had the flu
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and he performed.
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>> Unbelievable. It was It's It's as if the
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gods were like, "You're going to be okay
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with
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>> because they it's it's what happened.
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It's it's it's that he is God's choice.
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>> He's God's choice and you're God's
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choice as well. and your special.
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>> You're gonna be amazing in this, dude.
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>> Yep.
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>> You're gonna be amazing in this.
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>> Okay. Flu game.
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>> Believe it. This is your flu game.
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>> Never even heard of it. This is the flu.
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Never heard of the flu game. June 11th.
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Tell me more about it. Tell me more
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about it. Guys,
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>> tell me more about it.
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>> It's legendary. It's legendary. If you
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>> Is there a diarrhea game?
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>> There is a diarrhea.
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>> The flu game is talked about more.
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>> The diarrhea.
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>> It is.
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>> Yeah. Pierce had Pierce had a diarrhea
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game.
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>> That's right. That's right.
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>> But but
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>> this one's a little bit more prominent.
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>> Then there was an AIDS game. So, Magic
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Had an HV game.
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>> Oh, yeah. I heard about that.
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>> That one, you know,
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>> that's a scary game.
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>> Wait a minute.
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>> What? Is there a name yet for the
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special?
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>> Yes. What is it?
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>> It's so good.
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>> Finally.
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>> It's perfect.
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>> Why not? Why not? [applause] You don't
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like it?
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>> And I love it. And And you're shooting
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in San Diego
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>> in 3D. Yeah. [laughter]
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>> 3D, 4 HD, the whole thing. Dolby.
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>> They're doing it in IMAX,
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>> dude. You want Dolby? I got I got Dolby,
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dude. Laser.
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>> And where's this going to be? Laser
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technology. staring
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>> Hulu.
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>> Huluru. [ __ ]
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>> Yeah. Huru. [laughter]
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Huru. Huru.
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>> Hulu.
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>> Right on Huluur.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> That's amazing, dude.
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>> You don't think I deserve it?
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>> I didn't [snorts] I didn't Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Aggressive. It [laughter] was so
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condescending what he just did, dude.
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>> No, he just
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>> He's successful. He's successful. He's
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conquered the game, dude. He's on top of
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Just shut the [ __ ] up, dude.
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>> Whoa. See what he's doing? Wow. All
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right.
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>> I also came here
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, you came here what?
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>> To say thank you for when doing season
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one of Bad Thoughts. We're starting
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season two. It was a fun experience and
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thank you so much for having [laughter]
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>> How long have you been awake?
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>> I've been in bed for 24 hours.
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>> Can I tell you all you need to do
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>> you you're Can I I've seen this on Tik
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Tok. I've seen this on Tik Tok.
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>> This bit right here.
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>> No, no, not this bit. It's the white
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man's I know you're half Peruvian.
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>> Whatever it is. I appreciate that.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's your your
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hand domination.
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>> Oh, hand domination.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing that. He
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makes trying to control the
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conversation. I understand what you're
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doing with your hands [laughter] and I'm
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doing it back
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>> and you're seeing it through it.
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>> I'm seeing right through it, dude. Okay,
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go ahead.
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>> What are you going to say?
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>> That this weekend is going to be
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fantastic for you.
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>> Mhm.
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>> And these next few days, all I hope is
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that you actually listen to your body
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when it says it's time to rest. Get your
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rest, get your fluids, eat your food,
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feel good, and on Friday and Saturday
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and however many shows you're gonna
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tape, you're gonna feel great, man. It's
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going to be fantastic.
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>> And you know, Tom, I have to be honest
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with you. [snorts]
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>> Let me [clears throat] be real with you,
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dude. Yeah.
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>> You've been a friend,
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>> a real comrade,
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>> and uh I apologize for being so
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negative.
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>> I appreciate that.
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>> Yeah.
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>> When I was talking about your pink face
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and your uh emperor eyes. Yeah. Right.
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It's just an observation
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>> because they're blue or is it because of
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the
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>> No, it just looked weird.
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>> Oh, okay.
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>> Yeah. I mean, it's so um
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[laughter]
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>> [ __ ] you, dude.
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>> You do. All right. What do I have to do?
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Yeah. Yeah. You're with him, dude.
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You're in that room with him. I've been
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sitting here. How long have I been
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sitting here?
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>> 10 minutes.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I've been sitting here.
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You're cackling. You know what I mean?
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Sandy with your
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>> Do you know that over the last few
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years, few times he has graced me with
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his presence to come on shows with me?
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I've invited them.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Do you know that every time he gets
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introduced, it is
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>> just like thunderous. Thunderous.
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>> It's crazy the reception this gets.
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>> It's unbelievable.
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>> And that's is going to be like when the
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special
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>> that's going to be the exact same thing.
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>> People are going to lose their minds.
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>> They are going to lose their minds. I
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know that. I know that as a fact.
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>> You know what? I take
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>> Hold on. The whites are talking.
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>> Okay. [laughter]
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>> Okay.
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>> We're proud of him.
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>> Yeah.
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>> We're very proud of him.
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>> To get a little guy like this up there
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and doing his thing, it's going to be
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[ __ ] amazing.
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>> Now, do you feel a little bit better?
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>> Yeah.
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>> You're getting hyped up.
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>> I sure do. [snorts]
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>> I feel jazzed. [laughter]
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>> You know, I know. I know.
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>> This is a look.
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>> And let me tell you something. Whatever
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you're doing, dude. Yeah. [laughter]
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>> [ __ ] off. Right. Go back to Austin.
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>> Go back.
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>> Come on.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm tired of it, dude.
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>> Why are you tired of it?
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>> I love you.
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>> I love you, too.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> When does it come out? Do you know when
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it comes out on
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>> In November.
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>> Oh, so you got a you got some times.
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We need, you know.
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>> Yeah. We need [laughter]
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>> going to be some re-shoots.
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>> Okay. Here we go. Mr. Director.
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[laughter]
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>> Well, first of all,
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>> it says Mr. Director.
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>> Andreas is back and we want to welcome
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back our old friend Andreas who hasn't
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been around. Andreas. And you guys can
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speak uh in tongues like you guys do to
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each other. You ask for the bathroom
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key. Yes.
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>> And what? How did he say it to you? What
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did he say? [snorts]
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>> Mayo.
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>> Yeah. Where's
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>> the mayo?
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>> You feeling a little bit better now?
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>> Is he direct? Are you directing it?
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>> No.
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>> Louis Cats.
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>> Louis Cats. The legendary Louis Cats.
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>> I do know Louis.
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>> Yeah, Louis Cats is going to do it.
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>> Fantastic.
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>> Did you consider or No, [laughter]
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>> I can say it. I'm happy.
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>> Not even. By the way, I've seen that
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movie. It's a great movie.
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>> It's great.
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>> Yeah, [laughter]
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>> I did consider it.
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>> You did?
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>> Yeah. Um, he just doesn't know my act as
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well as Louis does. [snorts]
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>> That's not why.
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>> Yeah, I need performance notes.
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>> Can I Could I come?
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>> Could I just throw something in here
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though?
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>> Was there no thought of reaching out to
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me?
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>> Yeah. Interesting.
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>> What? You would never direct my special.
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>> Why would I not direct your special?
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>> You would never do it.
00:12:00
>> Why?
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>> Why would I ask and get rejected by you?
00:12:02
>> I would never reject you.
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>> Oh, so what would you say? I call ding
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ding. Hello. Is that
00:12:07
>> Is it your mom's house?
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>> Yes.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Is it the corporate you're
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you're the corporate center of your
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mom's house?
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>> Yes.
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>> Can I Can I Can I get linked to the Tom
00:12:15
Sugar girl, the president, please?
00:12:16
>> Sure. Yes. Hold on a second.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Hello. This is a the second assistant.
00:12:20
You talk to the first assistant.
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[laughter]
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm Bobby Lee. Have you
00:12:24
heard of me?
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>> Uh yeah, I know. But I'm friends with
00:12:27
Tom.
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>> Okay. I'll I'll send you over to the
00:12:29
first assistant.
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>> I was already at the first assistant and
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he sent me to the second assistant. I
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need to talk to Tom. Okay.
00:12:34
>> He's not picking up my phone calls.
00:12:36
>> Which Asian is this?
00:12:37
>> I'm Korean.
00:12:39
>> Hold on.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see a Did you
00:12:41
see Asian or agency? [laughter]
00:12:43
>> Asian's fine.
00:12:44
>> Anyway, I know. Can I talk to Sugura? Is
00:12:46
there somebody closest to Sugar I could
00:12:48
talk to?
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>> He loves Grandma Kims. Hold on one
00:12:50
second. And then they pass you through.
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>> Hey, Bobby.
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>> Hello, Tom.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Hey.
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>> What's up, man?
00:12:56
>> What's up, man?
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>> What are you doing,
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>> Groovy?
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>> What are you calling for?
00:13:00
>> What's up?
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>> What What What's the call for? I just
00:13:03
want to see how you were.
00:13:04
>> Oh, I'm good, man. How are you?
00:13:05
>> The dogs.
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>> We don't have dogs. [laughter]
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>> I'm sure you will.
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>> I'm sure you will, dude.
00:13:12
>> My son's allergic. I thought you knew
00:13:13
that.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. How are the kids?
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>> They're good. They're allergic to dogs.
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>> Christina
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>> alive and well.
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>> That's fantastic. Wow. You're What a
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show you're running.
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>> Thanks, man.
00:13:23
>> Yeah. Thanks to Tired of talking to me.
00:13:25
>> Not at all. Not at all.
00:13:26
>> I could hear something in your voice.
00:13:28
>> No, bro. What's going How's How's
00:13:30
Andrew?
00:13:30
>> Oh, he's fine. And Daddy Dandy, he's
00:13:33
hanging out with his friends Taylor
00:13:34
Swift and Barack Obama. [laughter]
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>> [ __ ] Is he friends with them?
00:13:38
>> Yeah. Yeah, he's level.
00:13:40
>> He's not around. No.
00:13:41
>> Hey, Tom. I'm here. Andrew. Hey, buddy.
00:13:44
>> Came out of nowhere, bud.
00:13:46
>> Hey, I picked up I picked up the line
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upstairs.
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>> Oh, I see. See, you know what's going
00:13:50
on. Bobby, you can hang out. What's
00:13:52
going on? [laughter]
00:13:52
>> What's up, dude?
00:13:53
>> What's up, bro?
00:13:54
>> Nothing. Bobby was going to ask you if
00:13:55
you direct a special.
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>> What?
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>> He was going to ask you to [laughter]
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direct a special. Why the [ __ ] would I
00:14:00
He's not on the phone anymore. I'm still
00:14:01
here.
00:14:02
>> OH, HEY BOB.
00:14:03
>> HEY [ __ ]
00:14:04
>> HEY. SO, can you
00:14:07
>> When is it? Oh, it's going to be um
00:14:10
January 16th and 17th.
00:14:12
>> That's right.
00:14:13
>> Oh, I have a stool sample thing I got to
00:14:15
do for my
00:14:16
>> Oh, yeah. You told me about that.
00:14:18
>> I don't know. Can you move that?
00:14:19
>> I don't think you can.
00:14:20
>> I don't think you can move that. You
00:14:21
know what I could do though? I could
00:14:22
ask.
00:14:23
>> Yeah. Ask who?
00:14:24
>> I'll ask the doctor.
00:14:25
>> Okay.
00:14:25
>> And if the doctor says no, doctor comes
00:14:27
first. Right. Okay. Uh, you have any
00:14:30
suggestions of somebody that could
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direct it? You think? Have fun and do
00:14:33
your best. [laughter]
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>> Will you consider it, Tom?
00:14:39
Bob. [laughter]
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>> See, that's what's See, that's what's
00:14:44
going to happen.
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>> That would never happen.
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>> That's why I don't call.
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>> You know that's
00:14:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You would have
00:14:47
done it
00:14:48
>> in a heartbeat.
00:14:50
>> Wow.
00:14:51
>> That's nice. That's nice to know.
00:14:52
>> And also, but I will say this. I think I
00:14:54
think Louis Cass is super talent.
00:14:56
>> I do think he's super
00:14:57
>> and he's going to put out he's going to
00:14:58
make something glorious
00:14:59
>> because you know he's so like hands on
00:15:03
>> rookie quarterback
00:15:04
>> 247.
00:15:05
>> It's a big risk.
00:15:06
>> But I like it.
00:15:07
>> It's smart.
00:15:08
>> No, he's great.
00:15:09
>> Get him out there on the field. He can
00:15:10
play.
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>> He's going to play.
00:15:11
>> Yeah,
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>> he's going to play well.
00:15:13
>> Although the other day I go, "Do you
00:15:14
have any audience shots?" He goes,
00:15:15
"We're not doing that.
00:15:16
>> I'm on his team. I don't like I I don't
00:15:18
like them. You don't need them." Why?
00:15:19
Why? Why sometimes Why does theience
00:15:22
have one locked off just for edits,
00:15:24
right? Just because you're like, I want
00:15:25
to jump to it.
00:15:26
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:27
>> Yeah.
00:15:27
>> I never liked it. I Why does your
00:15:28
audience need to see the audience?
00:15:29
>> I did not. I did not. No.
00:15:31
>> Who do drugstores?
00:15:33
>> I don't remember.
00:15:34
>> No. But you have different people doing
00:15:35
it in different shows.
00:15:36
>> The glorious Brandon Durmer did it. Our
00:15:38
good friend Brandon
00:15:38
>> Oh, Dur did one.
00:15:39
>> He did White Noise.
00:15:40
>> Oh, he did.
00:15:41
>> Yeah.
00:15:41
>> Amazing.
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>> Yeah.
00:15:42
>> And uh
00:15:43
>> and Homefield Advantage.
00:15:44
>> Who directs your different people? I've
00:15:46
had for the last two I had Ryan Paleo, I
00:15:50
had Jay Carris do one, I had Ramy Hash
00:15:52
do one, I had
00:15:53
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:54
>> How many have you done? Four.
00:15:55
>> Six.
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>> You've done six specials already.
00:15:58
>> Yeah.
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>> All Netflix.
00:16:00
>> All were on Netflix. Yeah.
00:16:01
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
00:16:03
>> Yeah. There's one out right now, man.
00:16:04
>> There's one out right now. Teacher.
00:16:06
>> Teacher. Yeah.
00:16:07
>> Go check it out on YouTube.
00:16:08
>> It's on Netflix. [laughter]
00:16:12
>> Bobby, you got it.
00:16:13
>> Netflix.
00:16:14
>> Netflix. YouTube. Whatever. We're on
00:16:16
We're on YouTube, not whatever.
00:16:17
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I
00:16:19
was I can't make a joke to the king.
00:16:22
>> Premier League, you know.
00:16:24
>> Oh.
00:16:24
>> Oh, Premier League.
00:16:25
>> He's in the Premier League.
00:16:26
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:27
>> And I'm in the third division.
00:16:29
>> Yeah.
00:16:29
>> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I see.
00:16:30
>> What are some of the teams that we're
00:16:31
aligned with?
00:16:32
>> Um I'm Portmith.
00:16:34
>> Exactly.
00:16:35
>> Yeah. Yeah. Very good.
00:16:36
>> I'm Coventry City. [laughter]
00:16:38
>> You know teams.
00:16:39
>> Yeah, I do. I do.
00:16:40
>> He's a big soccer fan. Are you really a
00:16:41
huge soccer fan?
00:16:42
>> Yeah.
00:16:43
>> Arsenal.
00:16:43
>> I'm Cardiff. Who? Do you have an
00:16:46
all-time favorite team?
00:16:47
>> Arsenal FC.
00:16:48
>> That's your squad.
00:16:49
>> Bleed red.
00:16:50
>> Do you don't have a tattoo of them?
00:16:51
>> I don't. I'm going to get one though. I
00:16:52
bleed red though.
00:16:53
>> Do it tomorrow, dude. Do it for the
00:16:55
special.
00:16:55
>> You should do it for the special.
00:16:56
Actually,
00:16:57
>> get an Arsenal tattoo for the
00:16:58
>> under and under it. Right. Finally.
00:17:00
>> Yeah. And where do I do it?
00:17:01
>> Under the Gooner Cannon.
00:17:02
>> Right under my eye.
00:17:04
>> Oh my god, that's a fantastic idea.
00:17:06
>> Like a cannon cuz that's
00:17:07
>> Yes. Who's your favorite player of all
00:17:09
time?
00:17:10
>> Probably Terry Henry.
00:17:11
>> Get that on the other eye. [laughter]
00:17:14
But Henry's face here, Arsenal here,
00:17:17
>> and then you lock in on Friday,
00:17:18
Saturday.
00:17:19
>> Yeah.
00:17:19
>> Yeah.
00:17:19
>> I feel like I feel like the focal point
00:17:22
there needs to be something here, too.
00:17:23
>> Maybe a soccer ball. [laughter]
00:17:25
>> Maybe. Maybe something different,
00:17:26
though. Like something I'm into,
00:17:28
>> you know?
00:17:29
>> Video games.
00:17:30
>> That's right.
00:17:30
>> A bed. Put a bed up there. No. Korea.
00:17:33
>> Ghost of whatever. [laughter]
00:17:36
>> What did you just say?
00:17:36
>> What did you say? [ __ ]
00:17:37
>> the gigantic watermelon. You like to
00:17:39
>> I don't understand. We're just throw it
00:17:41
down. Antic watermelon.
00:17:43
>> Yeah, the pizza looking nice to harvest.
00:17:46
>> What?
00:17:46
>> From Stardew Valley. [laughter]
00:17:49
>> OH,
00:17:50
>> FROM STARDEW VALLEY. [laughter] NOW I
00:17:52
GET IT.
00:17:53
>> OH. OH, [ __ ]
00:17:54
>> Very funny. Good slam.
00:17:55
>> That's a good slam, dude. Why? Cuz I
00:17:57
like farmy simulation games. You [ __ ]
00:17:59
face,
00:18:00
>> right? I love to plant. All right. It's
00:18:03
not Okay.
00:18:04
>> Isn't it funny that he'll plant on a
00:18:05
video game, but never in real life?
00:18:07
>> Yeah.
00:18:07
>> It's kind of fascinating.
00:18:08
>> What about Bulooi right here? Oh,
00:18:10
>> I love the meat.
00:18:11
>> Yeah.
00:18:12
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:13
>> That's you.
00:18:13
>> Yeah.
00:18:14
>> What a marin farm. [laughter]
00:18:18
>> It's not just brea that. I [laughter] do
00:18:21
too.
00:18:25
>> They don't have watermelons and they
00:18:26
have um
00:18:27
>> kimchi. Kimchi. Kimchi.
00:18:28
>> They're summer memelons.
00:18:29
>> Kimchi. Okay. If you were going to do
00:18:31
Korean food on your face tattooed for
00:18:33
the rest of your life kimchi.
00:18:35
>> I mean,
00:18:35
>> a bowl of BBOP.
00:18:37
>> That would be the foundation of it all.
00:18:38
Yeah, I would do a bowl of bean and bop,
00:18:40
>> not kimchi. Wow.
00:18:42
>> Bibb and bop is an interesting dish
00:18:43
because it does symbolize my life.
00:18:46
>> Yeah,
00:18:46
>> it's a mixture of things.
00:18:47
>> Go on.
00:18:48
>> Layers.
00:18:49
>> What?
00:18:50
>> There's a lot of layers.
00:18:51
>> I just said it.
00:18:52
>> Do you have a top one or two LA spots?
00:18:56
>> Oh, yeah. Korean spots.
00:18:58
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:58
>> Parks.
00:18:59
>> Well, I went to parks Sunday and
00:19:01
yesterday, by the way.
00:19:02
>> Both days. Yeah.
00:19:03
>> Chosan Goi.
00:19:04
>> Yeah. So I go to Chosan even though we
00:19:06
saw the last time I was there I saw a
00:19:08
dead body in the front. So I kind of
00:19:10
haven't
00:19:10
>> in the front meaning the lobby like the
00:19:12
host stand or
00:19:12
>> just standing sitting there laying there
00:19:14
in the front of the entrance area.
00:19:15
>> Dead.
00:19:16
>> Yeah, she was dead.
00:19:17
>> They die all the time out.
00:19:18
>> Yeah, they got idea. Yeah, it's
00:19:19
>> and they had the they had they had the
00:19:21
what thing over her right and I was
00:19:23
smoking a cigarette by the front.
00:19:24
>> She's dead in the restaurant [laughter]
00:19:26
right out front.
00:19:27
>> Right out front of the restaurant
00:19:28
>> and I was kind of like look at these old
00:19:29
people gathered around in front of the
00:19:31
thing. I was making fun of them and then
00:19:32
somebody goes, "Um, I think that's the
00:19:34
family." I go, "Fuck, my bad."
00:19:36
>> Wait, did they go there to bring Did
00:19:37
they bring
00:19:38
>> It was like an old Korean
00:19:40
>> group that went in. One of them died and
00:19:42
then [laughter] was outside the the
00:19:44
restaurant.
00:19:44
>> What a great place to die.
00:19:46
>> Yeah,
00:19:46
>> you would love to die.
00:19:47
>> I have a photo of it somewhere in my
00:19:49
phone.
00:19:49
>> Take a photo. [laughter]
00:19:50
>> I took a photo.
00:19:51
>> Are you a big garlic fan? [snorts]
00:19:53
>> Yeah, I am a big garlic fan. Why do you
00:19:55
[laughter] want to know?
00:19:57
Why would you ask that, friend? I'm
00:19:59
going to give you my best spots, right?
00:20:01
That's what you asked.
00:20:02
>> Yeah.
00:20:02
>> May I
00:20:03
>> What are they,
00:20:04
>> dude? Dude, what?
00:20:06
>> What are they?
00:20:06
>> I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you.
00:20:08
>> Okay.
00:20:08
>> So, I like Chosan.
00:20:10
>> Mhm.
00:20:10
>> Parks. I like this place called Gavin.
00:20:13
>> Yeah.
00:20:13
>> Right. Uh
00:20:15
>> this place that we went to in the alley
00:20:16
or I mean in the parking lot's in the
00:20:18
back. Park in the back.
00:20:19
>> Oh, that's Agassi Gopchong.
00:20:21
>> Yeah, Agassi was good.
00:20:22
>> But that's a late night spot, right?
00:20:23
>> Agassi. What?
00:20:24
>> Gopchang. It's more of a late night
00:20:25
spot. You know what I mean?
00:20:26
>> Okay.
00:20:27
>> Yeah. So, those are I like Sup.
00:20:29
>> Sup?
00:20:30
>> Yeah. So, well, have you gone?
00:20:32
>> I don't think so.
00:20:33
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:34
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for full disclosures.
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>> So funny.
00:23:59
>> So I [ __ ] pissed me off. So I had the
00:24:03
one of the best meals of my life with
00:24:04
you.
00:24:05
>> Really?
00:24:06
>> In Vegas.
00:24:07
>> Where at?
00:24:07
>> At the [ __ ] um
00:24:09
>> Andre.
00:24:10
>> Uhhuh.
00:24:10
>> Right.
00:24:10
>> Yeah. That was his Bizaar Meets was
00:24:12
there. Yeah.
00:24:12
>> Right. Was. But I booked I booked a
00:24:15
hotel room because I knew that that was
00:24:17
there.
00:24:17
>> You did not.
00:24:18
>> I did.
00:24:19
>> There.
00:24:19
>> Yeah. And then I go I checked in. I went
00:24:22
I went I was go straight to Bazar meets
00:24:23
like it's not here anymore.
00:24:24
>> It's not there yet.
00:24:25
>> Why?
00:24:26
>> What hotel was it?
00:24:28
>> So he [clears throat] used to have
00:24:29
Bizaar Meets at the Sahara. And then
00:24:31
>> Sahara's closed, [snorts] right?
00:24:33
>> No, I was just there. It was just there,
00:24:35
but it seemed closed. It's no longer
00:24:36
there.
00:24:37
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [clears throat]
00:24:38
>> I thought they closed that [ __ ] thing
00:24:39
down.
00:24:39
>> No, it's still there.
00:24:40
>> Yeah. The rooms are like 16 bucks a
00:24:42
night.
00:24:42
>> Mhm. But that was the one of the best
00:24:44
meals incredible I've ever had.
00:24:46
>> Dude, I have to say this. Last time I
00:24:48
went there, I went there [snorts]
00:24:51
uh a few weeks ago, like a month ago or
00:24:53
so for F1. What was that? No, two months
00:24:56
ago, I guess,
00:24:57
>> for F1. And I texted him that I was
00:25:00
there.
00:25:01
>> Jose Andrees.
00:25:02
>> Jose Andrees. And he was like, "Oh, I'm
00:25:05
here. Come by one of my restaurants." We
00:25:09
went by and this guy by the way he's you
00:25:11
know that he is just the most not just
00:25:14
amazing chef but amazing person. This
00:25:16
guy does World Central Kitchen.
00:25:18
>> Yeah.
00:25:19
>> They feed people and
00:25:20
>> philanthrop philanthropic.
00:25:22
>> You're almost there.
00:25:22
>> Philanthropic.
00:25:23
>> Yeah.
00:25:24
>> And there he took us
00:25:27
>> gave us everything that this that that
00:25:30
the that the restaurant makes like every
00:25:32
dish and then goes let's go to my other
00:25:34
restaurant. where we're like we're like
00:25:37
keeled over. He's like go to let's go to
00:25:39
my other restaurant. We go to the second
00:25:41
restaurant with him.
00:25:42
>> Jesus.
00:25:42
>> And we he feeds us absolutely everything
00:25:45
on that menu and to the point where
00:25:46
we're like I think we're all going to
00:25:47
throw up right now.
00:25:48
>> Come on. Yeah.
00:25:49
>> And then he's just the greatest guy. I
00:25:51
cannot say enough good things about this
00:25:53
guy. He's just like
00:25:54
>> he's he's an incredible dude. Like as a
00:25:56
as a restaurant tour, as a chef, and as
00:25:58
a as a human being. Jose Andreas is top
00:26:01
top of the [ __ ]
00:26:02
>> And as a philanthropist.
00:26:03
>> As a philanthropist. Yes. which you're
00:26:05
almost there.
00:26:06
>> Ham.
00:26:06
>> Yeah.
00:26:07
>> Yeah.
00:26:08
>> You like that stuff. You guys love that
00:26:09
stuff.
00:26:09
>> Where are you from in there?
00:26:11
>> I'm from Galifia.
00:26:12
>> Oh, you're in GI?
00:26:13
>> I have a similar story to that. My
00:26:15
friend Frank took me to a McDonald's.
00:26:16
>> And what what did they give you?
00:26:17
>> He's a manager. I got a double pound of
00:26:19
cheese.
00:26:20
>> Do you ever Did you tell him?
00:26:21
>> Then we went to the Arby's.
00:26:22
>> If the fries [laughter]
00:26:24
>> Wow. I was like, this is too much,
00:26:25
Frank.
00:26:26
>> Yeah. Frank went over the top.
00:26:27
>> If fries aren't hot, do you ever go back
00:26:29
and go
00:26:30
>> 100%.
00:26:31
>> Oh, 100%.
00:26:32
>> Yeah, I need these hot.
00:26:33
>> I need these hot. I need fresh fries.
00:26:35
>> I say that in in the window. Can I get
00:26:36
fresh fries if you don't mind?
00:26:37
>> Yeah,
00:26:38
>> I'll pay for it.
00:26:38
>> They need to be Yeah,
00:26:39
>> I want the fresh fries.
00:26:41
>> You can heat them up with your eggs the
00:26:42
next morning and they're really good.
00:26:43
>> No,
00:26:44
>> in a pan.
00:26:44
>> In a pan. Okay. Not in the microwave.
00:26:46
>> Not in the microwave.
00:26:47
>> Everybody learns that the time you go
00:26:49
home and you take out your fries and
00:26:50
they suck. You put them in the
00:26:51
microwave, you're like, "These are
00:26:52
[ __ ] worse now." Yeah. And the pan's
00:26:54
the way to go.
00:26:55
>> Mhm.
00:26:56
>> With your eggs.
00:26:57
>> Just It was like a breakfast little
00:26:59
breakfast potatoes.
00:27:01
Hm.
00:27:02
>> I took you to [ __ ] bizarre meets you
00:27:03
as I
00:27:04
>> I know. And I I just said out loud it
00:27:06
was the most amazing experience. It was
00:27:08
me, you, I forget who was there, but a
00:27:10
bunch of people.
00:27:11
>> Yeah. [laughter]
00:27:12
The the bill must have been a lot a lot
00:27:13
of lots of money. We just ordered.
00:27:15
>> Well, Jose Andre took care of it.
00:27:17
>> Yeah. Whatever.
00:27:17
>> Actually, no. No, you didn't. Really?
00:27:19
>> Yeah. Cuz I remember Tom paying for it.
00:27:20
>> Invited you to the restaurant then made
00:27:21
you
00:27:21
>> No. No. When I went this time, he took
00:27:24
care of everything. But that time Oh, so
00:27:26
that that um weekend was probably one of
00:27:28
the best weekends of my life maybe even.
00:27:31
>> Yeah, cuz we did that big show.
00:27:33
>> Yeah,
00:27:33
>> it was me, you, Shane, Bert. Um
00:27:35
>> Yeah. Grand at the MGM Grand. And that
00:27:37
was really funny. Fun. That was
00:27:39
powerful.
00:27:40
>> Powerful.
00:27:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Powerful show.
00:27:42
>> Strong night.
00:27:42
>> Yeah.
00:27:43
>> So anyway, thank you for that.
00:27:45
>> Yeah. And thank you for um TV show.
00:27:47
>> That was fun.
00:27:48
>> Yeah. And thank you for um a lot of
00:27:50
things and I appreciate it.
00:27:52
>> I love you, Bob.
00:27:53
>> Uhhuh. I love you too, man. What's up?
00:27:55
>> Does the aggression stop?
00:27:57
>> You know, I I have to go to therapy to
00:27:59
see where where my hostility is.
00:28:01
>> I'm going tomorrow.
00:28:01
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:02
>> Are you? I'm going tomorrow.
00:28:03
>> Really? You have therapists here?
00:28:05
>> Yeah.
00:28:05
>> Oh, wow.
00:28:06
>> Yeah.
00:28:06
>> This guy's got them all over the place.
00:28:08
>> You have one in Austin or just you have
00:28:10
two or
00:28:10
>> No, just LA.
00:28:11
>> Yeah. Yeah. And you've been
00:28:12
>> This is where they are.
00:28:14
>> They're here.
00:28:14
>> And you're with the Have you been with
00:28:15
this person this for for a long time?
00:28:17
>> Long time.
00:28:17
>> Yeah. I've been with mine for six, seven
00:28:20
years now.
00:28:21
>> Oh, I've been longer.
00:28:22
>> Oh, really? Yeah.
00:28:23
>> Yeah. It's so funny because they they
00:28:25
don't they won't hang out with you
00:28:26
outside of the thing.
00:28:27
>> That's not a thing they usually do.
00:28:28
[laughter]
00:28:29
>> I I've asked you want to go get a bite
00:28:30
to eat. No, we're not do we don't do
00:28:32
that.
00:28:32
>> I found myself Did you ever do you ever
00:28:34
have you ever have you ever asked your
00:28:36
therapist to watch something you you've
00:28:37
done?
00:28:38
>> Yeah. They say no.
00:28:39
>> No. No. He did. And then I was like,
00:28:41
>> "Oh, no. I don't like the idea of
00:28:43
knowing me at all. I prefer them to not
00:28:45
be familiar with me in any way, shape,
00:28:46
or form."
00:28:47
>> I go I talked about this thing in the I
00:28:49
don't know if you should watch it. And
00:28:50
then I I guess I was like implying but I
00:28:52
didn't directly. And then he came back.
00:28:54
He's like, "Yeah, I watched it." And
00:28:55
he's I go, "What?" He's like, "I'm so
00:28:57
that's so good." I was like, "Ah, [ __ ]
00:28:59
You sound like my [laughter] mom.
00:29:02
>> He did a good job, buddy.
00:29:03
>> Good job.
00:29:03
>> I don't want them to know anything." I
00:29:05
want that to be kind of like a complete
00:29:06
disconnect.
00:29:08
>> I want it to be like,
00:29:08
>> "Yeah, but he's checked out your shit."
00:29:10
[clears throat]
00:29:12
>> Uh, no.
00:29:13
>> You don't think so?
00:29:15
>> It's easy to find, man.
00:29:17
>> You think he has that list a little?
00:29:18
>> No. No, but I think it's more like uh we
00:29:21
two different cultural circles.
00:29:24
>> Oh, you know what I mean?
00:29:24
>> What do you mean? He's a minority.
00:29:27
[laughter]
00:29:29
>> He's gay. He's gay. So, is he gay?
00:29:31
>> I don't think I'm his flavor of
00:29:33
lifestyle. You know what I mean? He
00:29:35
likes art. High art.
00:29:37
>> We all like high art. You like a high
00:29:38
art, right? I'm a high art guy.
00:29:40
>> Uh
00:29:41
>> yeah. Yeah.
00:29:41
>> I don't know.
00:29:42
>> I' been to Momma.
00:29:43
>> You been to MoMA?
00:29:44
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:44
>> Yeah.
00:29:44
>> Done the MoMA?
00:29:45
>> No. I think he he probably has a more
00:29:46
intellectual consumption of his I don't
00:29:49
think he likes fart.
00:29:52
>> Sounds like you're his therapist.
00:29:54
>> I am. [laughter]
00:29:55
>> Yeah.
00:29:57
>> Oh, you don't think your therapist like
00:29:58
fart humor?
00:29:59
>> I don't think he likes what we do.
00:30:00
>> I think this would be something he'd go.
00:30:02
>> He's like, "This is some lowbrow shit."
00:30:03
>> Yeah. He'd go, "This is nice for you.
00:30:05
That's good that you
00:30:05
>> That's good for you.
00:30:06
>> Good for you, dude." Yeah.
00:30:08
>> Yeah.
00:30:08
>> Yeah. I hate it when like I'm in a
00:30:10
situation where like someone like
00:30:11
someone recognizes me and then like an
00:30:13
old lady will go, "Well, I'd like to
00:30:15
check out what you do."
00:30:16
>> Oh, nightmare.
00:30:17
>> And I always go, "Don't you please
00:30:19
don't." Yeah.
00:30:19
>> Please don't. You will hate me.
00:30:20
>> Like on a plane.
00:30:22
>> How do these people know you? [laughter]
00:30:24
>> And then you go, "Well, I think they
00:30:25
know me from I do there's a podcast and
00:30:28
what is it?"
00:30:30
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:30
>> And I'm always like,
00:30:31
>> you say it? I don't even say it.
00:30:32
>> I say my Well, my name is Jason Baitman
00:30:35
and it's called Smart List.
00:30:36
>> Yeah. My name is Dad Shepard. [laughter]
00:30:38
Yeah.
00:30:38
>> And it's a great show.
00:30:39
>> Yeah.
00:30:39
>> And and we talked about that before.
00:30:41
None of those guys all uh they all
00:30:43
>> Congratulations for Amy Polar for
00:30:44
winning a Golden Globe.
00:30:45
>> Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I mean,
00:30:47
unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. I
00:30:48
mean, unbelievable. [applause]
00:30:50
>> It's not good. Congratulations.
00:30:52
>> What would your speech have been if you
00:30:53
won a podcast?
00:30:53
>> They'll never not nominate us.
00:30:55
>> No, no, no, but
00:30:56
>> they'll never nominate us.
00:30:57
>> No, I know. But in the hypothetical fun
00:30:58
world,
00:30:58
>> I would nominate you guys. Thank you.
00:31:00
>> I would nominate you.
00:31:01
>> What would your speech be?
00:31:03
>> Okay. Bobby and the winner for the best
00:31:06
podcaster of the year,
00:31:08
Bobby Lee.
00:31:12
>> This is the bet I would do.
00:31:17
[laughter]
00:31:18
>> Me?
00:31:18
>> Oh, that's good.
00:31:19
>> I would take my time.
00:31:20
>> Oh, yeah.
00:31:21
>> I would take my time. Your time.
00:31:23
>> Yeah. Yeah. And then I would walk the
00:31:24
opposite direction of the tape.
00:31:25
>> Funny.
00:31:26
>> Yeah. It's funny, right? And I would go
00:31:28
as far as I could [laughter]
00:31:30
>> until somebody turned me back around
00:31:32
>> around and then they go,
00:31:33
>> "Yeah,
00:31:33
>> say something." Yeah. Yeah. No. So they
00:31:35
and they have to and then I'll just be
00:31:37
confused. I'll go toward the stage
00:31:39
>> and then I'll probably give
00:31:40
>> the music starts playing. You're off.
00:31:42
>> Yeah. It be great if that took up your
00:31:43
[laughter] whole time.
00:31:44
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's I think that's
00:31:45
what I would do.
00:31:46
>> I'd take up all my whole time just
00:31:47
getting up there.
00:31:48
>> That's very funny. Yeah.
00:31:49
>> That's really That's the funniest way to
00:31:50
do it. But if you had
00:31:52
>> like the [laughter] mic See, that's what
00:31:53
I'm saying. I'm trying to avoid it. So
00:31:55
like go ahead. All right. I mean, you're
00:31:56
going to talk about the situation in
00:31:57
Iran, obviously.
00:31:59
>> Yeah, you have to. Yeah.
00:32:00
>> No, I'm going to have a be good pin.
00:32:02
[laughter]
00:32:04
>> CHECK THIS OUT. OUTRAGEOUS.
00:32:07
>> Are you going to thank your
00:32:09
>> Anyway, thanks for my Thanks for the
00:32:10
award.
00:32:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. Thank your crew for like all
00:32:12
the support.
00:32:13
>> No way.
00:32:14
>> Yeah. I want to Yeah. I want to thank I
00:32:15
Hey, I Well, first of all, I don't even
00:32:18
know why is this even a category.
00:32:20
[laughter]
00:32:20
>> Smart.
00:32:21
>> Yeah. It's the Golden Globes. I thought
00:32:22
it was higherend [ __ ] here, but
00:32:24
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:24
>> Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Nikki. What's up?
00:32:27
[clears throat]
00:32:27
>> I'll call her out.
00:32:28
>> Yeah.
00:32:29
>> And if she pretended [laughter]
00:32:31
>> And if she pretended
00:32:32
>> It's nice to meet you, Bobby.
00:32:33
>> Yeah. If you pretended that she didn't
00:32:35
know me.
00:32:35
>> Met that man.
00:32:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. IT WOULD BE WAR.
00:32:38
>> YEAH.
00:32:39
>> AND I'd be like, I just don't even know
00:32:41
this. But anyway, um Yeah. Well, you
00:32:43
would have to get the award cuz I
00:32:44
wouldn't get it alone. It would be with
00:32:45
you.
00:32:45
>> No, it' be podcaster of the year for
00:32:47
sure. You would get
00:32:48
>> It' be you and I.
00:32:48
>> No, you'd get it.
00:32:49
>> No, they don't do that. They nominate
00:32:51
shows.
00:32:52
>> Would you want Andrew to speak? Yeah,
00:32:54
you do the speaking.
00:32:56
>> Thank you, Jews.
00:32:58
>> Yeah.
00:32:58
>> And then you leave.
00:32:59
>> And that's a that's a win-win.
00:33:00
>> That's Yeah. Yeah. You're
00:33:01
>> touching all the bases there, man.
00:33:03
>> Mhm. Be good. And that we [laughter]
00:33:06
carry both, you know.
00:33:07
>> Yeah. Different messages. But then
00:33:10
there's the secondary interview. Now
00:33:11
you're off the stage and now you're on
00:33:14
like the backstage red carpet thing with
00:33:16
the backdrop. And they go, "Bobby, how
00:33:18
do you feel? You just won the Golden
00:33:20
Globe."
00:33:22
I go, um, I have to pinch myself every
00:33:24
day because, um, I'm just living in
00:33:27
gratitude.
00:33:27
>> Oh, you do one of those. Those are good.
00:33:29
>> Do you don't you don't like those?
00:33:30
>> I like them. Those go along.
00:33:32
>> I I I'm afraid I would probably edit
00:33:33
myself because I don't want to say
00:33:34
anything. You know what I mean? Too
00:33:36
crazy.
00:33:36
>> Yeah.
00:33:37
>> I'd have been like, I'm just happy that
00:33:38
we beat two bears.
00:33:40
>> Um.
00:33:40
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:41
>> It's just a big win for us.
00:33:43
>> Well, they weren't even nominated.
00:33:44
>> They weren't? No.
00:33:44
>> Oh, okay.
00:33:45
>> You would do that in the moment.
00:33:46
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
00:33:48
Yeah. We were in that moment. Yeah. They
00:33:50
were just a little play.
00:33:50
>> They weren't even, you know what I mean?
00:33:52
>> Yeah. Remember when they made fun of you
00:33:53
on your own show when they came in to do
00:33:55
a swap?
00:33:56
>> We remember those guys.
00:33:58
>> Remember we remember this is what you
00:33:59
would lead with.
00:34:00
>> Yeah.
00:34:00
>> Yeah. [laughter]
00:34:01
>> You'd have to.
00:34:02
>> You have a golden globe right now.
00:34:04
>> You got to give You got to give our fans
00:34:05
what they really want, man. It's not
00:34:07
about the globes. It's about our dogs.
00:34:09
Our fans.
00:34:10
>> The people that love us and that's why
00:34:12
we love them.
00:34:13
>> Yeah. We make We [ __ ] up your names.
00:34:16
>> Oh, that's good. Benny Kreaker, you
00:34:18
know, I think small good. Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:20
Benny really good. And uh
00:34:22
>> Benny Ker. [laughter]
00:34:23
>> Yeah. And Larry Sagara. Larry Sagara is
00:34:27
very talented. Have you seen um that
00:34:29
show? I was on it was called um
00:34:30
>> what show?
00:34:33
>> Darkness. [laughter]
00:34:35
>> Darkness.
00:34:36
>> Not even a play on words. Dark sketch.
00:34:38
>> Dark sketch. Yeah.
00:34:40
>> Really good.
00:34:40
>> Yeah. Really good.
00:34:41
>> Yeah. Really good stuff.
00:34:42
>> Really good stuff.
00:34:43
>> Yeah. Yeah. What would you What's your
00:34:44
speech?
00:34:46
I I
00:34:48
>> first of all, I can't even imagine.
00:34:49
>> You got to do it now.
00:34:50
>> I can't imagine being nominated. Me
00:34:52
either. I would never consider that.
00:34:53
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:54
>> Well,
00:34:54
>> well, because you have to fill out I bet
00:34:55
you because you have to fill out and you
00:34:57
have to pay them.
00:34:58
>> You have to pay. Yeah.
00:34:59
>> Yeah.
00:34:59
>> You have to pay to be
00:35:00
>> and I'd be like, I'm not paying that.
00:35:01
>> Well, those companies, they get paid by
00:35:03
like Spotify and One Tree and these
00:35:05
podcast companies, they pay for the
00:35:06
nomination. So,
00:35:07
>> yeah. How much is it?
00:35:09
>> I don't know. No idea.
00:35:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. But they were never going to
00:35:12
nominate us because it's they're going
00:35:14
to nominate the people in their
00:35:15
ecosystem.
00:35:16
>> I would have said something like I would
00:35:18
have said something like
00:35:19
>> honestly and I mean this I would have
00:35:21
been like
00:35:22
>> Bobby Lee should have won this award,
00:35:24
[laughter]
00:35:26
>> you know. No, you wouldn't.
00:35:27
>> Yeah. Like when Ving Res did that for
00:35:29
Jack Lemon, he was like this is for you.
00:35:30
And I'd cry and then I would just would
00:35:32
have said I would have talked about you
00:35:33
probably.
00:35:34
>> Yeah. It's amazing that Joe hasn't
00:35:36
wasn't nominated though.
00:35:37
>> He actually I from what I saw I didn't
00:35:40
ask him this. I didn't talk to him.
00:35:41
[snorts] I saw that he wasn't he with
00:35:44
but it like withheld himself from being
00:35:46
even nominated.
00:35:47
>> Yeah, he doesn't want to go. He doesn't
00:35:48
want to do that.
00:35:49
>> There's that is the last place on earth.
00:35:51
>> Yeah, he doesn't want to do that, man.
00:35:52
That that that's he's not interested.
00:35:54
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:55
>> Well, I mean, what? Yeah. It's just not
00:35:56
fitting for uh our kind of comedy
00:35:59
podcast. That's what it is. They
00:36:01
wouldn't put us over there.
00:36:02
>> We should make our own award show. Do
00:36:04
it.
00:36:04
>> I don't think Do we need one
00:36:06
>> for our people?
00:36:07
>> For what? I mean, here's what we we need
00:36:10
a gathering.
00:36:12
>> Here's what I'm saying.
00:36:13
>> This is what Gangfest is for.
00:36:14
>> No, no, no. It's a different That's
00:36:16
different. We want a gathering of just
00:36:18
all of our p you know, we we're dressed
00:36:20
up and we're in a tuxedo,
00:36:23
>> mini red carpet, right? And just to be
00:36:25
around our our friends and, you know,
00:36:28
for family.
00:36:28
>> Yeah.
00:36:29
>> And to go pattish each other in the bat
00:36:30
and go, you did a good job two bears
00:36:32
that episode or whatever.
00:36:33
>> Yeah. Is that what you want?
00:36:34
>> Not really.
00:36:35
>> That's your birthday party. [laughter]
00:36:37
That was my birthday party. Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:38
>> Yeah. I dressed that.
00:36:39
>> You had a birthday party.
00:36:40
>> Yeah. Bowling party.
00:36:41
>> Bowling party. Yeah.
00:36:42
>> It was amazing.
00:36:43
>> You were invited.
00:36:45
>> Uh, you know, you know that's good.
00:36:48
>> What's good?
00:36:49
>> That's good. That's good. That's good.
00:36:51
>> Oh, no.
00:36:52
>> What you're doing. Um, you don't [ __ ]
00:36:55
live here. [laughter]
00:36:56
>> I would have flown here.
00:36:58
>> No, you would not.
00:36:58
>> I would have flown here.
00:36:59
>> In fact, can I say another thing? I ran
00:37:01
into you
00:37:01
>> here on a cess.
00:37:02
>> I ran out into you, right? I was with a
00:37:04
girl. Open it up.
00:37:05
>> Open it up. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You
00:37:07
know what I mean? And it was like um
00:37:09
interesting.
00:37:10
>> What was interesting? [laughter]
00:37:11
>> What?
00:37:11
>> What was interesting?
00:37:12
>> Just you and Kirk, you know, coming out
00:37:13
of a you know I mean an SUV. Beautiful
00:37:16
one.
00:37:16
>> Mhm.
00:37:17
>> You know what I mean? And you guys are
00:37:18
just like kind of buzzed.
00:37:20
>> You know what I mean? And just you know
00:37:21
full of life.
00:37:22
>> Sure.
00:37:23
>> You guys you guys were giggling too. You
00:37:24
guys giggled out of the [ __ ] SUV.
00:37:26
>> Well, we probably took something.
00:37:27
>> Yeah. Whatever. But you guys, [laughter]
00:37:30
>> you know what I mean?
00:37:31
>> There were some OTHER PEOPLE.
00:37:32
>> HEY MOM. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YEAH. I'm
00:37:34
like, you know, be panhandling out
00:37:35
there. [laughter]
00:37:36
>> You're with a girl.
00:37:37
>> Oh, yeah. With a girl. Beautiful girl.
00:37:38
Yeah. It was Yeah. With a beautiful
00:37:39
girl.
00:37:40
>> He was with a beautiful girl. And he was
00:37:41
kind of like, "Hey, [ __ ] you know,
00:37:43
>> be cool.
00:37:43
>> Be cool.
00:37:44
>> Be cool."
00:37:44
>> I said that to her. You said
00:37:46
>> You do say that to her a lot. Be cool.
00:37:48
>> You looked at us and you were like,
00:37:50
>> "Oh, be cool. Be cool." Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:37:51
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you guys
00:37:53
say outrageous things.
00:37:55
>> When I'm with a girl, people say, not
00:37:57
you, but like comic people say
00:37:58
outrageous things.
00:37:59
>> Not me. I'm always good around your
00:38:00
girl.
00:38:00
>> I'm really good. Don't
00:38:01
>> I know you're the best.
00:38:02
>> I Yeah. No, you know, Tom, you're the
00:38:04
best. I love it.
00:38:06
>> You know what I mean? And thanks for
00:38:07
doing this, dude. [laughter]
00:38:08
>> I really I be Thanks for doing this. I
00:38:10
don't know why whenever I see you, I get
00:38:11
I'm a little hostile.
00:38:12
>> Very little.
00:38:14
>> But there's love. You know, we had
00:38:15
Native American seances before.
00:38:17
>> Yeah.
00:38:18
>> You know what I mean? In Canada.
00:38:19
>> That's right.
00:38:19
>> We've experienced that.
00:38:20
>> Mhm.
00:38:21
>> Have you experienced that with Tom?
00:38:22
>> I have not. No. Our our our relationship
00:38:25
doesn't really go to the depths of
00:38:26
Native American seance.
00:38:27
>> Yeah. Yeah. But it will
00:38:28
>> one day. We did shows together. We've
00:38:30
done a television show together.
00:38:33
>> We've done Native American seances.
00:38:35
We've done Spongebs. We've done all this
00:38:37
[ __ ]
00:38:37
>> Oh, we've done a lot of stuff. Yeah.
00:38:38
Yeah. Yeah. Spongebob.
00:38:38
>> What else do you need?
00:38:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. Not much.
00:38:40
>> So, where's the negativity coming from?
00:38:42
>> Um, it's I I know what it is.
00:38:45
>> What is it?
00:38:45
>> Is I love him so much.
00:38:47
>> Oh,
00:38:48
>> he always gives it to me, man.
00:38:50
>> Yeah. I love him so much,
00:38:52
>> but then it's like there's a part of me
00:38:53
that just can't give my love
00:38:56
>> and so I attack.
00:38:58
>> Yeah. What is that?
00:38:58
>> Yeah. I don't know what it Can you bring
00:39:00
that up in therapy this week?
00:39:00
>> Yeah. Anything I can bring it up like
00:39:02
I'll just run into somebody and I will
00:39:04
attack them.
00:39:05
>> Huh?
00:39:05
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:06
>> I mean, you must have seen this before.
00:39:09
>> He's never done this before.
00:39:10
>> But you've No, with nobody.
00:39:12
>> No. No.
00:39:12
>> I've never done it with him.
00:39:13
>> You don't do it with him.
00:39:14
>> No.
00:39:15
>> Why do you Because you feel comfortable
00:39:16
enough with him.
00:39:16
>> No, I'm scared of him.
00:39:17
>> Oh, you're scared of him.
00:39:19
>> Yeah. I mean, you know,
00:39:21
>> he's always a temperament.
00:39:23
>> What is this thing? Is this a
00:39:24
personality disorder?
00:39:25
>> Oh, I just think he's self-sabotaging
00:39:26
his relationship with you.
00:39:28
>> Ah. Interesting.
00:39:30
>> He's therapizing, but I do that could be
00:39:31
part of it.
00:39:32
>> Like, do you fight with fight with Bird
00:39:34
at all?
00:39:35
>> I wouldn't say we fight. No, we don't
00:39:36
fight.
00:39:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:37
>> No. Yeah.
00:39:38
>> Disagreements.
00:39:39
>> Sometimes, you know, it's but not We
00:39:42
don't have a We have a pretty good style
00:39:44
of communication. Yeah.
00:39:46
>> They don't even speak anymore. You know
00:39:48
this, right? They're not talking.
00:39:49
[laughter]
00:39:49
>> That's what I meant. Yeah.
00:39:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. You guys don't talk often.
00:39:53
>> They don't talk at all. And he cut off
00:39:54
He cut him off.
00:39:55
>> No, we go through the assistance. What's
00:39:57
he saying? No, but I think you guys have
00:39:59
you have your podcast together.
00:40:00
>> Not anymore. He
00:40:03
Bird slept with Christina.
00:40:05
[snorts]
00:40:06
>> Well, he did.
00:40:06
>> He did.
00:40:07
>> Yeah.
00:40:07
>> Yeah, he did.
00:40:08
>> If that happened, what would you do?
00:40:10
>> Oh [laughter] my god.
00:40:11
>> No, but what would what would you do?
00:40:13
>> Great.
00:40:15
No, that that wouldn't be your first
00:40:17
reaction.
00:40:19
>> Probably.
00:40:20
>> Yeah, it would be like you' be confusion
00:40:22
first. Let's go through the feelings,
00:40:24
>> right?
00:40:25
>> Confusion would be confusion.
00:40:26
>> Confusion first. Yeah. Confusion for us,
00:40:28
right?
00:40:29
>> Panic.
00:40:29
>> Yeah. And
00:40:30
>> anger.
00:40:32
>> There would be some humor to it. You
00:40:33
would probably laugh.
00:40:34
>> Laugh. Yeah. Like I can't [ __ ]
00:40:36
believe this [ __ ] Yeah. It's crazy.
00:40:37
Yeah.
00:40:38
>> Yeah.
00:40:38
>> And then how?
00:40:40
>> How and when?
00:40:40
>> Well, physically.
00:40:41
>> And why? Yeah. How, when, and why. How
00:40:43
would answer? I would get [laughter] I
00:40:45
would understand.
00:40:47
>> I'd understand the how, which would be
00:40:48
he would be on his back. I
00:40:50
>> Oh, right. right.
00:40:51
>> It's just when where's the when?
00:40:55
>> We don't know.
00:40:56
>> Wednesday. on a Wednesday. Okay. Okay.
00:40:58
Who? All right. Who? Bert. Yeah.
00:41:01
>> Where?
00:41:01
>> House.
00:41:02
>> House. [laughter]
00:41:03
>> Uh.
00:41:04
>> How?
00:41:04
>> Yeah. How?
00:41:05
>> Back.
00:41:06
>> On his back.
00:41:06
>> When?
00:41:07
>> Wednesday.
00:41:07
>> Wednesday.
00:41:08
>> And why?
00:41:09
>> And why? What's
00:41:10
>> the They have this chemistry, dude.
00:41:13
[laughter]
00:41:14
>> Chemistry. Right. Right.
00:41:16
>> Yeah.
00:41:16
>> Yeah. That's crazy.
00:41:18
>> Yeah.
00:41:18
>> Are you still with that chick that I saw
00:41:20
you with
00:41:21
>> when I was with Kirk?
00:41:22
>> Yeah.
00:41:22
>> That's your chick?
00:41:24
>> She's somebody I'm seeing.
00:41:26
[snorts] I mean, it was a while ago, so
00:41:27
it's a long
00:41:28
>> somebody I'm seeing. [laughter]
00:41:29
>> It's been a while.
00:41:30
>> It's been a while. It's been a while.
00:41:33
You'll see.
00:41:34
>> Is that your girlfriend?
00:41:35
>> Lee,
00:41:35
>> you have brown eyes now.
00:41:37
>> What?
00:41:37
>> Is that your girlfriend?
00:41:39
>> It's somebody that I am seeing, Tom.
00:41:41
What the [ __ ] are you getting at?
00:41:42
>> I don't know this lingo. [laughter]
00:41:44
>> It's somebody that I like that we're
00:41:46
seeing. I don't know what it is yet,
00:41:48
Andrew.
00:41:49
>> [snorts]
00:41:50
>> It's uh [clears throat]
00:41:54
Bobby
00:41:56
Bobby is afraid of getting too close to
00:41:58
the sun.
00:41:59
>> I got it.
00:42:00
>> You know what I mean?
00:42:00
>> He's cool. He's cool on the beach.
00:42:02
>> I saw him. This was like a year ago or
00:42:04
something, man.
00:42:06
>> Well, he doesn't want his heart broken.
00:42:07
>> I got it.
00:42:08
>> I think that's what it is. I think
00:42:09
that's more what it is. He's afraid of
00:42:10
getting his heart.
00:42:11
>> I've been ripped apart many times.
00:42:12
>> He's been shredded up.
00:42:13
>> I've been out there in the wild.
00:42:14
>> You got ripped apart, dude.
00:42:16
>> You think this could be the one?
00:42:17
>> I don't know. But let me tell you
00:42:19
something.
00:42:20
It's it's going to take a it's going to
00:42:22
take a while for me to my wounds to
00:42:24
heal.
00:42:27
>> You know,
00:42:28
>> my wounds are healing. Let it heal
00:42:31
first.
00:42:31
>> He's in a healing phase.
00:42:32
>> I'm in a healing phase.
00:42:34
>> All right.
00:42:34
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:42:34
>> And we respect it. And we really want to
00:42:36
let him be in his healing phase.
00:42:37
>> Yeah. And I don't know if you know this,
00:42:39
but as you get older doesn't mean as
00:42:41
much. Does it mean as much?
00:42:45
>> Yeah. I'm not as um the desire
00:42:48
>> is not as
00:42:49
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00:42:52
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00:42:52
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00:42:53
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>> Yeah.
00:47:05
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:06
>> Blue chew. [laughter]
00:47:08
>> That's why we're sponsored by Bluetooth.
00:47:10
>> I mean, you don't have a problem in the
00:47:11
saki sakaloo.
00:47:12
>> No, but I've just wanted to try it.
00:47:13
>> Yeah. Me either. You have you tried it
00:47:14
before?
00:47:15
>> No.
00:47:15
>> Yeah. Me either. I have. I mean, it's a
00:47:17
lie. [laughter] I've had many.
00:47:19
>> Does it help?
00:47:20
>> It does. Um, it the erection lasts a
00:47:23
little too long as longer than I
00:47:25
expected.
00:47:25
>> Oh [ __ ] What am I going to What's going
00:47:26
to happen here?
00:47:27
>> What?
00:47:27
>> What?
00:47:28
>> What? Go to your hotel. You You still
00:47:29
have your house out here?
00:47:30
>> No, I sold my house.
00:47:31
>> Yeah. Go to the hotel. When you uh
00:47:35
[laughter]
00:47:37
>> Good advice, man.
00:47:38
>> What?
00:47:38
>> Just go to the hotel.
00:47:39
>> Go to the hotel, dude.
00:47:40
>> Go to the hotel. Hunker down.
00:47:41
>> Yeah.
00:47:42
>> Get room service and hunker down, dude.
00:47:43
>> Don't go to the sp smoke. Go to the
00:47:45
smoke house and
00:47:46
>> Yeah. Don't go out for dinner.
00:47:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Actually,
00:47:48
actually, definitely go to this smoke
00:47:49
house if you're going to go somewhere
00:47:50
for dinner.
00:47:51
>> Yeah.
00:47:52
>> Hunker down.
00:47:52
>> I'm ready.
00:47:53
>> Yeah, you're going to be fine.
00:47:54
>> Do you watch movies? Like, do you go to
00:47:56
a movie theater anymore or No,
00:47:58
[laughter]
00:47:58
>> I've done that. Why? What?
00:48:00
>> What? You just return back to Earth or
00:48:02
something? What? Do you go to movies?
00:48:04
Yeah. He goes to [ __ ] movies?
00:48:06
>> Yes.
00:48:06
>> I can't see this man going, "Come on,
00:48:08
Christina. We're going to go to the, you
00:48:09
know, Lemley and watch so and so."
00:48:11
>> Wait, why? I love movies.
00:48:13
>> What's the last movie you saw in the
00:48:14
theater?
00:48:15
>> That's a good question.
00:48:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's been a minute. I I'
00:48:19
I you know, I saw the the naked gun
00:48:23
thing in theaters.
00:48:24
>> Oh, that was Yeah, that was fun. Did you
00:48:25
see One Battle?
00:48:26
>> I just saw it two days ago. I saw it in
00:48:28
a home theater.
00:48:29
>> Yeah, [snorts]
00:48:30
>> I thought it was fantastic, by the way.
00:48:32
I love it.
00:48:32
>> What a great movie.
00:48:33
>> I thought it was fantastic.
00:48:34
>> Fantastic movie.
00:48:34
>> What was one battle after another?
00:48:36
>> Fantastic.
00:48:37
>> You didn't see it.
00:48:38
>> What?
00:48:39
>> Yes, I did. We spoke to We spoke about
00:48:40
it. I can't like they're it's all great
00:48:44
but like I cannot stop thinking about
00:48:46
Shawn Penn in that thing. He's [ __ ]
00:48:48
>> you know, I hate to do this back to the
00:48:50
award [ __ ] but if he doesn't win
00:48:51
anything for that, I have lost hope in
00:48:52
all sorts of
00:48:53
>> [ __ ] because he's incredible.
00:48:55
>> He's incredible.
00:48:56
>> Incredible.
00:48:56
>> He's ripping table.
00:48:58
>> We have um [laughter]
00:49:00
>> that guy's the man. He's ripping darts
00:49:02
at the table.
00:49:03
>> And you know, they're like, "San, you
00:49:04
cannot smoke here." He's like,
00:49:05
>> "Get the [ __ ] out of here."
00:49:06
The uh the thing is sometimes with like
00:49:09
I I realize this with greats, it happens
00:49:11
in comedy and it happens in in in
00:49:13
acting, it happens in music. You get so
00:49:15
used to you're like, "Oh yeah, that
00:49:17
guy." Like you've known it.
00:49:19
>> And then you see something or you hear
00:49:20
something whatever again and you're
00:49:22
like, "Oh yeah, that's why we talk about
00:49:24
this guy." Yeah. This guy's [ __ ]
00:49:26
incredible.
00:49:27
>> Yeah, he's incredible.
00:49:28
>> Since he was a kid,
00:49:30
>> which is even more impressive. It's not
00:49:31
like there was like, oh, he popped off
00:49:32
when he was 45. He's been
00:49:34
>> even aspicoli.
00:49:36
Yes.
00:49:36
>> When you saw that as a kid, you're like,
00:49:38
that's something different.
00:49:39
>> Yes.
00:49:40
>> He embodies, you know, I mean, it's not
00:49:42
a he's not doing a sketch. He really
00:49:44
embodies Spakoli in that in that role.
00:49:47
Yeah.
00:49:48
>> And if you watch like Mystic River, is
00:49:50
that the movie?
00:49:50
>> Yes.
00:49:50
>> Oh my god, dude.
00:49:52
>> No. Everything in If you if that guy
00:49:54
signs up for your movie, it's something
00:49:56
special.
00:49:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:58
>> His his his uh
00:49:59
>> Wait, do you go to the movies?
00:50:01
>> Oh, yeah.
00:50:01
>> Oh, yeah. This guy's a big copile.
00:50:03
>> I'm a cophile.
00:50:04
>> What have you seen recently in
00:50:05
>> I walked out of that um
00:50:06
>> the Korean movie?
00:50:07
>> Yeah. What's a one chance?
00:50:08
>> Oh,
00:50:09
>> no other choice.
00:50:10
>> I could Yeah. No, I couldn't get behind
00:50:11
this character.
00:50:12
>> Well,
00:50:12
>> yeah.
00:50:13
>> What's one that another one that you saw
00:50:15
that you liked?
00:50:16
>> I you know, I I saw um Predator
00:50:18
Badlands.
00:50:19
>> You liked it?
00:50:20
>> I thought it was great.
00:50:21
>> Really?
00:50:21
>> I thought it was really good. You liked
00:50:22
it?
00:50:23
>> Yeah.
00:50:23
>> But no other choice you left.
00:50:25
>> About 80% of the movie. I was just like,
00:50:27
I can't. This character is so annoying.
00:50:29
I couldn't do it. I mean, he gives away
00:50:31
his dog. That bothered you.
00:50:32
>> Yeah, that bothered me. Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:33
Yeah. We shouldn't spoil it, but we just
00:50:35
did.
00:50:35
>> It happens early on.
00:50:37
>> Yeah.
00:50:37
>> Don't Yeah.
00:50:38
>> Yeah. Okay.
00:50:38
>> You'll see it.
00:50:39
>> You never walked out of a movie, Tom?
00:50:40
>> I've walked out of multiple movies.
00:50:42
>> Yeah. Give me a movie that you walked
00:50:43
out.
00:50:43
>> House of Gucci.
00:50:45
>> Oh [ __ ]
00:50:45
>> It's an absolute piece of [ __ ]
00:50:47
>> Really?
00:50:48
>> It's [ __ ] terrible.
00:50:49
>> You went to the theater to watch it
00:50:50
>> in the theater.
00:50:50
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:51
>> Yeah.
00:50:51
>> And you were by yourself.
00:50:52
>> I couldn't believe they paid people to
00:50:55
be involved. The performance that this
00:50:57
[ __ ] gives in this movie. Who the [ __ ]
00:50:59
>> This [ __ ] [ __ ] on the right here.
00:51:02
>> The uh
00:51:03
>> Adam Driver.
00:51:04
>> Yeah. Oh my god. Were you like
00:51:06
>> could you not hire a dialect coach?
00:51:08
[laughter] Guy who's like papa I love
00:51:11
it. It ties the
00:51:14
>> so bad. It's so bad. Who is that? And
00:51:16
then there's it's
00:51:17
>> that's Lady Gaga.
00:51:18
>> That's Lady Gaga. And then like I think
00:51:20
it's Ridley Scott directed. And you
00:51:22
realize this thing happens with
00:51:23
directors [clears throat]
00:51:24
that if you have a certain level that
00:51:27
you achieve and no one can say [ __ ] to
00:51:29
you that you just make these like the
00:51:31
scene's over you're like what was that
00:51:33
scene all about? You just like feel it's
00:51:36
a I could not feel like a bigger waste
00:51:38
of film.
00:51:39
>> I think it should be more collaborative
00:51:41
>> or at least
00:51:42
>> like I I would listen to an actor like
00:51:43
what do you think? You know what I mean?
00:51:44
>> I thought this was terrible.
00:51:45
>> Those guys don't want to be told [ __ ]
00:51:47
>> Terrible.
00:51:47
>> They've done so much. Like I saw another
00:51:50
another [ __ ] show from Ryan Murphy
00:51:52
get previewed [clears throat]
00:51:53
called Beauty or something and it's
00:51:55
about like beautiful people and once
00:51:56
again
00:51:57
>> he has managed to like sexualize
00:52:01
everything under the sun. [laughter]
00:52:03
>> It's like this [ __ ]
00:52:04
>> when I was I was watching
00:52:05
>> he hornies up like everything
00:52:07
>> I was cuz I love his um American
00:52:09
>> American Horror Story
00:52:10
>> or or like
00:52:12
>> Oh yeah. So there's like like the famous
00:52:14
serial killers and like you know the the
00:52:17
Versace one. Fantastic.
00:52:19
>> Yeah.
00:52:19
>> I think he did didn't he do DMER too?
00:52:21
Wasn't that his?
00:52:23
>> It's really good. The one he did about
00:52:25
the Menendez brothers.
00:52:26
>> Oh, Menendez brothers.
00:52:27
>> I'm watching it cuz the Menendez brother
00:52:29
one I'm like I'm like you know I I feel
00:52:31
like I know some of this story pretty
00:52:33
well and then I'm like what's up with
00:52:36
these guys and just and their [ __ ]
00:52:37
being out like [laughter] it's like oh
00:52:40
it's Ryan Murphy.
00:52:42
everything like sexualizes the [ __ ] out
00:52:43
of
00:52:44
>> he's got he hornies up [ __ ]
00:52:45
everything
00:52:46
>> and he wanted to see their [ __ ] as and
00:52:48
he was like get those kids
00:52:49
>> and then they're sitting there in like
00:52:50
like the speedos in the pool and you're
00:52:52
like this is the story the Menendez
00:52:54
brother [laughter]
00:52:55
>> they slain shot their parents in the
00:52:57
[ __ ] face he's like but show their
00:52:58
[ __ ] one more
00:52:59
>> one more [laughter] [ __ ] shot
00:53:00
>> one more [ __ ] shot for these guys
00:53:01
>> is that Ryan Murphy
00:53:03
>> power gay
00:53:04
>> he's a power gay I love the power gays
00:53:06
don't you
00:53:07
>> what did you say
00:53:07
>> the power gays
00:53:08
>> power gay
00:53:09
>> a gay with a lot of money
00:53:10
>> yeah it's the Oh, you mean Hollywood?
00:53:12
>> Yeah.
00:53:13
>> It's a whole industry.
00:53:14
>> I told you there was a power gay outing.
00:53:16
Um, every Friday at the IHOP in
00:53:18
>> a power outage for the gays.
00:53:20
>> Why does he look so mad in these in this
00:53:21
photo?
00:53:22
>> Not enough [ __ ] in front of him.
00:53:23
>> Yeah.
00:53:24
>> So, every Friday night I would go to the
00:53:25
IHOP. I would go to the I would go to
00:53:27
the IHOP in West Hollywood. Every Friday
00:53:29
night it would be Brian Singer, Spacy,
00:53:32
all the power gays.
00:53:33
>> Yeah.
00:53:34
>> And they're just like
00:53:35
>> power gays combined with our like 2 in
00:53:38
the morning. We will suck. Yeah. And I
00:53:39
I've always wanted to like just listen
00:53:41
in.
00:53:42
>> You know what I mean?
00:53:43
>> Do you think they would hit on you?
00:53:45
>> What?
00:53:45
>> You think they would hit on you?
00:53:46
>> No way.
00:53:48
>> We need one of you. We haven't had one
00:53:50
of you.
00:53:50
>> Yeah, dude. I would rip it in I would
00:53:53
rip it.
00:53:53
>> Yeah. [laughter]
00:53:56
You know what I mean?
00:53:57
>> How's your dick feel?
00:53:58
>> I I don't feel anything yet. Do you?
00:53:59
>> No.
00:54:00
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:00
>> It takes 30.
00:54:01
>> No. I think that you need to see
00:54:02
something
00:54:03
>> to elicit it.
00:54:04
>> To elicit it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So
00:54:05
maybe then we'll see something. That
00:54:07
doesn't do it.
00:54:07
>> No. Fine.
00:54:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. That does not do it.
00:54:09
>> Yeah, that jacket's gay.
00:54:11
>> So that that show Beauty is not going to
00:54:12
be good. You're saying?
00:54:13
>> No, I'm not saying that. I'm just And
00:54:15
the guy is very talented. The point I'm
00:54:17
making is everything he does, it's like
00:54:20
sexy SEXY [ __ ] [ __ ] COME. IT'S LIKE
00:54:23
EVERYTHING. It's like a teenage boy.
00:54:25
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:25
>> Like everything about it. It's like and
00:54:27
then tits are dick come and f come.
00:54:29
Everything has to be that. Like even the
00:54:32
trailer you were like Jesus [ __ ]
00:54:34
Christ.
00:54:34
>> That's all it is. It's like
00:54:36
hypersexualized.
00:54:37
>> Yes. That's what he's known for.
00:54:38
>> It's hypers sexualized. It's like you
00:54:40
got to tone it down. Yeah. Look at this.
00:54:42
>> Yeah. When you're like this is the
00:54:43
Menendez brother, [laughter]
00:54:44
>> dude.
00:54:45
>> Yeah.
00:54:45
>> No, it was a gay porn.
00:54:46
>> But he's a talented guy.
00:54:47
>> He is talented. Very talented.
00:54:49
>> That doesn't take it away. Give him
00:54:50
that.
00:54:50
>> I said he was very talented.
00:54:51
>> Well, there's a Both things can be true.
00:54:53
>> Yes. The guy is dreaming of Cox 24/7.
00:54:56
[laughter] And he's very talented.
00:54:57
>> Yeah.
00:54:58
>> Yeah.
00:54:59
>> You're getting that kind of body, huh?
00:55:01
>> Me?
00:55:01
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:02
>> No, your body's getting pretty good.
00:55:04
>> Yeah. He showed me before.
00:55:05
>> Yeah.
00:55:05
>> He goes, "Don't tell Bobby I'm showing
00:55:07
Anybody showed me?
00:55:07
>> I mean, from what you look like 15 years
00:55:10
ago,
00:55:11
>> that's a different statement. So, it's
00:55:13
much better than 15 years ago, it's
00:55:14
still a pile of [ __ ]
00:55:16
>> No, but that's only in your eyes. I I've
00:55:18
noticed that about me when people go,
00:55:19
"You look great." And I see myself in
00:55:21
the mirror.
00:55:21
>> It's a nice [ __ ] shot.
00:55:22
>> That's a really good
00:55:22
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:23
>> Yeah. Yeah. And I think the guy strokes
00:55:24
it, too.
00:55:25
>> You thinking about killing mom and dad?
00:55:27
[laughter]
00:55:29
It's like literally,
00:55:30
>> what's the what's the conversation
00:55:32
there?
00:55:32
>> You're like, I remember the Menendez
00:55:34
brother story. And then the guy's like,
00:55:36
>> [laughter]
00:55:37
>> Can you imagine if your brother walked
00:55:38
in? You'd be like, "Dude, get the [ __ ]
00:55:39
out." It wouldn't be like this. Like,
00:55:41
"Hey, man, we ran out of soap."
00:55:42
>> I think it's a different guy. [laughter]
00:55:45
>> Is this a different show?
00:55:46
>> No, it's it's not his brother.
00:55:48
>> Oh. Oh, it's just a different guy.
00:55:50
[laughter]
00:55:51
>> That guy's black.
00:55:52
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:53
>> See the
00:55:54
>> See the shadows?
00:55:54
>> The reverse show that
00:55:56
>> you realize, too, that you're like the
00:55:57
rhymer. He's like, "You're going to be
00:55:59
Lyall Menendez." And you're like,
00:56:00
"Fucking sweet." Amazing.
00:56:02
>> He's like, "All right." So, you know,
00:56:04
you set it up, you kill your brother,
00:56:06
you kill your parents,
00:56:08
>> you go to the gym, you're jerking off.
00:56:10
[laughter]
00:56:11
>> What?
00:56:13
>> After I kill my parents. Yeah. Right
00:56:15
after it gets really hot and heated.
00:56:17
>> Yeah.
00:56:17
>> No, that's how the interview went. He
00:56:18
goes, "How do you feel about going to
00:56:19
play?" They're out coffee. How do you
00:56:21
feel about uh playing Lyall? Kid's like,
00:56:23
"I'm so excited." He's like, "That's
00:56:25
great. Can I see your [ __ ] [laughter]
00:56:28
It's for the show."
00:56:29
>> Oh, it's for the show.
00:56:30
>> It's It's for the show. We need to make
00:56:32
sure that your [ __ ] is just like Ly's.
00:56:34
>> I don't remember that in the any of the
00:56:35
materials.
00:56:36
>> Oh, it was all it was in every trial.
00:56:37
They talk about his [ __ ] in all the
00:56:38
trials. [laughter]
00:56:39
>> I guess I haven't read the train.
00:56:40
>> Yeah, we did a lot of research.
00:56:42
>> Okay.
00:56:42
>> So, I'm going to have to see your [ __ ]
00:56:44
[laughter]
00:56:44
>> right now. Here.
00:56:46
>> Yeah, right here
00:56:47
>> at Denny's.
00:56:48
>> Yeah, at the IHOP on Santa Monica.
00:56:50
[laughter]
00:56:51
>> Okay.
00:56:51
>> I never saw that.
00:56:53
>> No, me neither.
00:56:54
>> No, the Menendez thing.
00:56:55
>> I didn't see it. No,
00:56:56
>> you saw it.
00:56:57
>> Yeah, it's hot.
00:56:57
>> Yeah, it's [laughter]
00:57:00
good. Good.
00:57:01
>> Long story short, we love all his stuff.
00:57:04
[laughter]
00:57:04
>> He makes great stuff, man.
00:57:05
>> He does.
00:57:06
>> Would you Would you do [ __ ] out in a
00:57:08
movie? [clears throat]
00:57:09
>> 100%.
00:57:10
>> Why not?
00:57:11
>> Papa Cheu.
00:57:12
>> Yeah.
00:57:12
>> Fluff it up. Who doesn't fluff if
00:57:14
they're going to be on camera? Cockout.
00:57:16
>> Oh, brother. Yeah.
00:57:16
>> Yeah. Well, mine would be green for the
00:57:18
green screen,
00:57:19
>> right?
00:57:20
>> Yeah. Yeah. Do it in post.
00:57:21
>> Do it in post.
00:57:22
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's what me. [laughter]
00:57:23
You better do this on post.
00:57:24
>> You do [ __ ] out. You did butt. You did
00:57:26
butt for your show.
00:57:27
>> I did butt.
00:57:27
>> Yeah. Yeah. I would do [ __ ] if with a
00:57:30
fluff like you [clears throat] know
00:57:32
amendment.
00:57:33
>> Ah yeah.
00:57:34
>> Well and you gotta get final cut.
00:57:36
>> Give me time before every take to fluff.
00:57:38
>> Can I be the fluff?
00:57:39
>> You can be the fluff.
00:57:40
>> Yeah, I'll be the fluff.
00:57:40
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just show up.
00:57:42
>> That's your gay nightclub name is fluff.
00:57:44
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:44
>> Asian fluff is here.
00:57:46
>> What would you need me to do though if I
00:57:49
was your fluff? [laughter]
00:57:51
>> We're like
00:57:53
what's this?
00:57:54
>> Just a little tickle.
00:57:55
>> Okay. Okay. A little tickle. Little
00:57:56
tickle. Okay. Okay. And a little smack.
00:57:58
Maybe a little just get the blood going.
00:58:00
But maybe the Bluetooth is enough.
00:58:01
>> Yeah, maybe.
00:58:02
>> I think it's got to be.
00:58:03
>> Yeah.
00:58:03
>> Or show me photos.
00:58:04
>> Actually, my mine's actually kind of,
00:58:07
you know, let me see.
00:58:11
[laughter]
00:58:14
>> That Ryan Murphy photo did it. Menendez
00:58:17
scene really kicked it up into full
00:58:18
gear. Leave that photo up for him.
00:58:20
[laughter]
00:58:20
>> Yeah. Just put a a just put a shirtless
00:58:23
boy in front of an American flag for
00:58:24
him.
00:58:24
>> No, [laughter] that's not going to do.
00:58:25
>> Can I tell you something?
00:58:26
>> Yeah. Yeah, I got nothing right now.
00:58:28
>> Either do I. I got nothing either.
00:58:30
>> It's the pipes are old. Let it get down
00:58:31
there.
00:58:31
>> Yeah.
00:58:32
>> Can I Can I want to ask you guys some
00:58:34
advice about my shooting my first
00:58:36
special? All right. Right. Before you go
00:58:37
on, are you nervous?
00:58:40
>> Yeah. I think there should
00:58:41
>> You should have It's healthy to have
00:58:43
some nerves because it's meaningful to
00:58:45
you. It's meaningful to you. So, you
00:58:46
should have some nerves, but you also
00:58:48
know
00:58:49
>> that you've done this a [ __ ] 10,000
00:58:51
times,
00:58:51
>> right?
00:58:52
>> You're going to kill it.
00:58:52
>> More
00:58:53
>> more.
00:58:54
>> Yeah. Okay. [laughter]
00:58:55
So, okay. So, that and then um have you
00:58:59
ever messed up on a bit like Oh my god.
00:59:01
>> Yeah.
00:59:01
>> And then what do you do?
00:59:02
>> You're gonna tape another one, right?
00:59:03
>> I'm doing four.
00:59:05
>> There you go.
00:59:06
>> Okay.
00:59:06
>> You don't have to think about it.
00:59:07
>> So that Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:08
>> And don't forget
00:59:09
>> And then rhythm.
00:59:10
>> Here's the other thing. Don't forget
00:59:11
this. You can piece together different
00:59:15
shows, dude.
00:59:16
>> Yeah.
00:59:16
>> Four shots.
00:59:17
>> You can cut it up.
00:59:17
>> Four shots is a lot.
00:59:18
>> It's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. You can cut it
00:59:20
up. One of the shows I'm gonna go wild.
00:59:23
>> Do you know which one? The last one.
00:59:25
>> I was going to say don't do it for the
00:59:26
first one.
00:59:27
>> Yeah, the last one. I'm going to go I'm
00:59:29
gonna go crazy.
00:59:29
>> Can I tell you something else? There's
00:59:31
nothing wrong want nothing I said wrong
00:59:33
because I was talking to you. [laughter]
00:59:34
Nothing wrong nothing wrong with looking
00:59:36
like you're like you're actually trying.
00:59:39
>> You know what I mean? Like
00:59:40
>> some people are like married to the idea
00:59:43
of like making sure they're cool or
00:59:45
whatever.
00:59:46
>> Oh no, not me. I'm going to be sweating.
00:59:48
>> Trying is not a bad thing.
00:59:49
>> No, I'm going to try.
00:59:50
>> Yeah.
00:59:50
>> Have you ever seen this guy? He tries.
00:59:52
>> Yeah. I've never seen you not try.
00:59:54
You've never mailed it in.
00:59:55
>> Yeah. I'm not going to mail it in. No.
00:59:56
>> Well, so it's never It's not your style
00:59:59
anyway.
00:59:59
>> You don't mail it in. You always give
01:00:01
you give a performance whether it's five
01:00:04
people or 5,000 people. It doesn't
01:00:05
>> I'll tell you this. If you feel great
01:00:07
after the first one, cancel the final
01:00:09
three.
01:00:10
>> Are you being real?
01:00:11
>> No. [laughter]
01:00:12
>> You know how much money it is?
01:00:14
>> Yeah.
01:00:14
>> Don't do that.
01:00:15
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You my set design. I
01:00:18
got all Did you do a set design on
01:00:19
yours?
01:00:20
>> Do like a couch and [laughter]
01:00:23
chopsticks and
01:00:23
>> No, no, no, no. I mean I mean
01:00:25
>> like some people just use it like a like
01:00:27
a you know I mean like a drape or
01:00:28
whatever a curtain.
01:00:30
>> What do you have?
01:00:31
>> A forest
01:00:32
>> little zen garden.
01:00:33
>> Like a zen garden.
01:00:34
>> Yeah.
01:00:34
>> Nice.
01:00:35
>> And he's going to rake in the middle of
01:00:36
it. He does like kind of you have some
01:00:38
funue kind of [ __ ]
01:00:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. Bond tree. The whole thing.
01:00:41
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:41
>> That's tight, dude.
01:00:43
>> I got one fly and chopsticks. It's going
01:00:44
to be great.
01:00:45
>> That's [ __ ] [laughter]
01:00:45
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to catch it. Yeah.
01:00:47
Yeah.
01:00:47
>> Are you doing the the headband?
01:00:49
>> No, I'm not. Cuz that's racial. What are
01:00:51
you talking about? [laughter]
01:00:53
>> I don't know. I don't know. So, you you
01:00:55
have a you have a Netflix special. You
01:00:56
want to promote that?
01:00:57
>> Yes, dude. Special is called Teacher.
01:00:59
It's out now on Netflix. Please check it
01:01:01
out. It was super [ __ ] fun to do. I
01:01:03
shot it in Milwaukee. And uh yeah, it's
01:01:05
number six. I'm thrilled with it.
01:01:07
>> Amazing.
01:01:07
>> It's awesome.
01:01:08
>> Awesome.
01:01:08
>> And also the second season,
01:01:10
>> second season of Bad Thoughts is going
01:01:12
to be coming out when? Summer.
01:01:14
>> May.
01:01:15
>> Oh my god.
01:01:15
>> In May.
01:01:16
>> Fast.
01:01:16
>> The movie. The movie is on uh it's um I
01:01:22
don't know if it comes out.
01:01:22
>> Kirk Fox, Frankie Konis is it? I know
01:01:24
that
01:01:25
>> Frankie Konis is in it. Luke Wilson, uh
01:01:28
Tim Baltz, uh Arturo Castro, Genesis
01:01:31
Rodriguez, myself and uh Rahul Trujillo.
01:01:35
[ __ ] incredible.
01:01:36
>> Amazing.
01:01:37
>> Uh uh please go watch Teacher on
01:01:39
Netflix. Uh please. And also, uh Ilte
01:01:42
coming out and Bad Thought season 2 in
01:01:44
May. The kid is a Netflix machine.
01:01:47
badum, if you will. Uh, will you say
01:01:50
thank you for being a bad friend?
01:01:51
>> Thank you for being a bad friend.
