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uh today we are at where are we bob we're at magic mountain we're a magic
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mountain and six flags because rudy wanted to go right right rooney rudy yeah
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are you excited no why not
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once you're locked in you're just nowhere you're gonna be fine you're gonna be totally fine and guess what only what do we say like four or
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five people a year fall out of the rides or they die before that but they also said that it's the deaths are over for
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this year they've already all the people that died on roller coasters already died this year also because you're on a roller coaster you get to get heavy
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faster so if you have a heart attack you get to heaven faster yeah so when you show up to heaven you're like one here
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you're gonna throw up all over this ride what does this say don't eat cheese rolls before going on
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the right [Music]
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[Music] if you want to pay
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what do you think gills it's so scary but i thought it was gonna fall yeah it was fun though right
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it was kind of fun yeah yeah i told you i don't like when you're doing it i know
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but you still look fine dude my beanie fell off and i caught it
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in the air yeah i caught my benny beanie in the air so then i had to do a one-arm thing
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i heard the loudest scream from your cart was it you yeah when it goes upside down and you go
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you didn't love that oh my god it was so fun that was so much fun that was fun though
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where did we go now which one do we go through
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[Applause]
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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude i'm an asian
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[Music] we're bad friends look at this i have to
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[ __ ] hold it look at we paid what do we pay 90 grand for this thing look at it dude look at this watch
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great yeah i know what the [ __ ] this is what do we pay these guys a bunch of money and i was like hey it's
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not their [ __ ] fault man yes it is ultima is the worst uh in the in terms of products it's like ghetto stuff can't
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taste this is great this is great it was carlos's revenge
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yeah did carlos do this revenge no i mean look at this thing that looks great
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watch watch this will fall like the mics it'll just start to go if your attitude right now is like no i'm in a good mood
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um what a day we had i won a big tiger today i'm so excited at six flags and
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all it took was for me to ride five roller coasters back to back to back to back to back well i like to talk
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about they gave me a tiger right there next to rudy jewels and i'd like to name it because it's my tiger and i want to
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name it noodles noodles the bengal tiger all right
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i'm really into truthisms and i'm oh trythms
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and for me i have proof we have right proof right that i
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won that tiger i'll tell you what happened we're at matching mountain today we'll talk about it but um
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and you know how they have those games that you can play is that what they call them carnival carnival games
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let's see it right here kearney games carnegie games let's take a look at this out that's why you have to throw me first
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try i've never done this before right this was unreal unreal look at this [ __ ]
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look at this [ __ ] right here la dodgers here i come look at how excited i am
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you have no idea what you just did no because i think i have to do it again look at me
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here's the thing yeah bob had no idea bob thought you have to hit it you must have to hit it twice right did you think
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that rudy or do you think if you hit it down once you get a prize hit once you get a prize okay because
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bobby was like not impressed he thought you got a this must be a fluke well no because thing i've never won anything
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ever what do you mean you won my heart in terms of like carnival games well i've been to del mar fair i've been
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doing so many different carnivals dude i'm a carnival guy you're a carnie yeah yeah yeah i'm a carny without the meth
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and sometimes with them yeah sometimes with them and then yeah and um i never wanted anything and and also the cameras
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are on and i'm with matt mr man the man man you no oh because during the rides we're
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like my dick's too big for these rides we'll get into later time out we'll get into later we'll get into later that
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your dick is too big for these rides some of them yeah there was a couple of black dudes i saw they were fine
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but both of them came off the ride like this oh man so um
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it was incredible what you did i was and i was like but the guy was stunned yeah actually he looked right at me he was
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like i have to go to the warehouse now and get the [ __ ] thing there's an old guy named michael there he is right there let's show let's show him so
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michael we said he couldn't believe it
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oh didn't get it down sad did not get it done
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yeah but michael michael uh
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this dude he he was so confused that wang came up and did something you
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you know in his mind whose way i'm speaking as michael oh all right right old man white guy michael was like that
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you know what look at him he's like you ain't gonna do nothing over here no check this out our connection he was
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a prospector okay and back in the day right he worked with chinese people for the railroads
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that's right right so that's we have that connection going so he's like i'll build you i'll build you some railroads
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chinese man yeah you got dynamite detail go ahead i know mine
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did you like him rudy look at how entertaining rudy is right there in the background let's pinch and zoom out just out of it yeah
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get me the [ __ ] out of here but timeout let's let's get away from this let me say first of all congrats that was amazing and we won and what's the name
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of the tiger i don't know um noodles it is no noodles it is
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dumpling does it have to be asian well you're asian and it's a bangle type
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okay because i'm korean bibimbap
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so that's bb bop all right you've had that before haven't you yeah it's like rice in a bowl with oh so i'm
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gonna tell people how magical today was now let's cut two a couple of years ago three years ago right
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jules and her um family fancy what what fancy
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you don't know her mom you don't yeah her mom is um you can fart on her face and it's fine and she likes i've done it
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before and she likes it okay so we take these you know to um to disneyland right
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and they're too scared to go on space mountain oh my god it's not even a real it's not
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even a ride does it go upside down pete would know no it doesn't go upside down it just goes straight
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and and sometimes it goes a little bit yeah a little a little it's like walking down the hill going up a hill yeah you could do that hiking it's
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barely hiking right and then we went to a california dream and is that what it's called
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california california adventures all right [ __ ] you're an american citizen i'm gonna let you talk to me
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that way okay yeah so um they refused to go on the guardians of
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the galaxy ride it's too scary for them is it i don't like the drop so i was really
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scared boy oh boy did you get drops today kiddo so then two days ago i just decided you know because it was a poo
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scandal so at our house there was a piece of poo in the living room i looked at jules and
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i said clean it she goes you clean it and we did a stalemate and it was there for days and whose poo was it mine
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that's why she didn't want to clean it it was my pool no it was one of my dog's poos i think stubbo could it be stubborn
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probably stubbo and i picked it up eventually it was hard as a rock it was stunk like a [ __ ]
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and um how many days how many days had passed before the poop probably three days yeah that pretty seems yeah yeah
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and i thought i'm gonna punish her so i go we're going to magic mountain
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and and when i said that it was almost as if you said i said to her pick up this machine gun you're going to ukraine
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and it was that her face she was in i couldn't sleep last night
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yeah i slept like at 4 00 a.m wait why because you were so excited you're scared scared and so we made a we
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made an agreement we said um you have to go at least three rides right not only did jules go on three
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rides she went on four rides four rides we all went only on four rides and we got the
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[ __ ] out of there did we do four or five we did x2 tatsu viper riddler riddler that's it right
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that's it four rides we did four [ __ ] rides but we did but by the way because we had the fast pass we did four rides
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in like what three hours yeah three hours unbelievable timing not only did you do that you did it like
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a brave of a pro absolute professional and i am so proud of you i really am let's give it up for
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rudy jules let me ask you something jules would you go back again yeah i'd go back again you had fun
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yeah i had fun after the first one okay the first one we did to be fair bobby
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bobby and i did put her on the what is that scariest most intense ride you go
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upside down and backwards yeah and and it swings it's swinging so it rotates over itself yeah
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it's called x2 x2 x2 sponsored by mountain dew mountain jews
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x2 yeah and you did that are you a jew jump on x2 yeah and then i thought the
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scary was tatsuya yeah and this is one of my favorites
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look at her little legs are shaking look at her oh look at that i love panic
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they hang you up like a piece of clothing yeah yeah they put you away away like a shirt in a closet
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and look at that dude look at that you go unnatural honestly yeah
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that was the ride bobby said this when we got off you'll agree i bet it was the one where if an accident
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didn't happen did happen it would happen on that ride like it felt like the the thing that was holding
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you in was just just your shoulders well you're you're facing planet earth yeah
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you're facing planet earth beautiful it's beautiful that's beautiful right but not when you're way above it i mean
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you know i love that because i'm a weirdo i know but so when you you think if this just detaches your life is over
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imagine if this just click
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especially this skinny one my sister my little sister said to me yeah my sister and her best friend came with us and my sister turned to me and she said this is
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this is not going to come undone right right she got real nervous and i and i said no
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i promise you it won't yeah but then there was a moment in my mind that i thought that's gonna be so shitty if she dies
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and i promised her yeah it wouldn't if i said i promise you i love you you're my sister and then it does and she dies
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would that do i tell my parents would i say something i'm going to tell your parents that he promised her you promised that she wasn't going to die
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she died so you have a really bad son but if she would have died i would have to face her family but you
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said this and we talked about this at the park imagine the rudy bad friend's funeral would be so fun we throw a party
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are you gonna go to the philippines we would have it here i'm not going to that's not going to the philippines
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why why what what i was born in the philippines yeah but you live here now this is the
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real life this is real this is that's your pre life you know that's no that's that's before
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you start to get to live yeah you're not living there i want my ashes to be thrown on the ocean no we have an ocean
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right here we have a lake in the philippines let me tell you something we throw it hard enough in the pacific ocean it'll get to the philippines
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eventually or a river right that will eventually get into the ocean i got it
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what we'll spread some of your ashes here in california for us we'll put the rest in a little bottle or something and put it on a boat to the philippines
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it'll get there they'll get to do whatever they want with it but we won't be a part of it so you'll get there i also will probably
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relapse i'll relapse and do a keith richards i'll mix your ashes with some cocaine
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and snort it and snort it what okay so you're inside me and that's not weird is that weird
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no i feel like that's not i'll brush my teeth with you i'll i'll mix you into some toothpaste yeah yeah i'll shine up
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my roots oh i know what i'll do you know what i'll do i'll play i'll go i'll i'll play pool and i'll i'll use your ashes
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as a little cube as the chocolate chocolate right what else would we do oh you know what i'll
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take out gymnastics and i'll use it as a powder i'll use it as a powder and sweet uneven bars yeah what else you know what i'll
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do i'm gonna i'll i'll work at tortillas the bakery and i'll mix in your ashes with the flour the dough dough and then
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we'll have a delicious disgusting disgusting pie okay yeah yeah are you
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happy are you happy with that okay good what would you do with my ashes
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well we wouldn't burn you oh you could be a lot we would keep you in fully intact yeah and i would sit you
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in that chair yeah i would sit you in the chair just like that and i would stuff you like a [ __ ] stuffed animal
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yeah just so i could look at you and i would still podcast with that i would just have your body there and
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i'd podcast right but underneath the table you would have kenjung
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yeah yeah mouth yeah yeah i would have i have well any of the koreans i know they wouldn't know the difference just
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[ __ ] my body just use any other queen to say it's me oh we're gonna [ __ ] your body oh good good because there was a doctor not a doctor
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it was a doctor back in the 1900s and he had a patient who was a young girl and
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she died from some sort of like flu or spanish flu or something like that right and spanish yeah and he quit
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being a doctor and they they never found her corpse
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oh no yeah and then like 30 years down the road the sister found out where he was living
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and they went upstairs and there was her sister still and he had like what
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what do you want what reaction do you want from me
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i think you'd be hearty yeah but he did some things you know what i mean don't do that
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i don't want that to happen no it's gross i would never do that to you yeah and i'll take good care of your body when you're gone
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i'll take better care of your body when you're gone than you do while you're alive oh really yeah think about it yeah
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although although i want to say something what i want to say something and i've said it to you multiple times this is a fact and you'll you'll agree
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you'll attest i've said bob you're looking healthier you're looking better than ever didn't i say at the comedy store and you were thought i was talking
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[ __ ] in the main room and you were like shut up and i was being serious and what happened today at the park i posted on
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instagram a picture of me and you and the green lantern and every single
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comment yeah i read them bobby looks amazing bobby you look so good it was drug weight
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and only about four of these were girls but still but can i say this girls have been
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looking at me again are you getting looked at yeah before they were like it was almost as if no
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no it's not like that no it's more like you know you know
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we have a visitor from a different planet so we have to you know we're scared we're a little nervous but
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now it's like i penetrate that are you getting [ __ ] you getting those they wouldn't penetrate me yeah they would yeah they
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would yeah you'd be a little peg yeah yeah maybe their clits can go in my butthole
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that's kind of cool actually yeah new world it's a new world yeah yeah there was a lot of mexicans there huh yeah
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we're in [ __ ] valencia bro i know i love them though i [ __ ] love magic i love mexicans mexicans are the best but
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there's also a lot of what's a nice way to say white trash
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what is a nice way to say white trash what do you call white people that are white trash do you know what that is no
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i don't i don't i don't know what to call them white trash are like uh filipinos for
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the asian community stop i just killed you no one guy remember he goes bobby lee and
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he you know when you pound somebody it's just a handshake he hit you his hardest right but he said it was like thor and
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hulk are punching each other and that fist it was terrible so look at this for white trash uh no there's really nothing
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at hillbilly ooh lay woman peasant urinated oh untrained eye
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i don't know there was a look white trash is an interesting thing it's a mean thing to say but um
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you you know who you are no no no let's describe to me what a white trash person
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is if i have a mullet okay let's uh let me tell you what makes white trucks and by
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the way i like white trash people i'm not [ __ ] on them i'm saying they're present when you have
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when you have a poorly drawn tattoo that's a pretty big giveaway like a
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really poorly where it's like it was done by a buddy in a garage with a bic pen yeah and the motor from a [ __ ]
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like an rc car or something yeah yeah that's like a white trash tattoo yeah and that tattoo is probably
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of that person it's the girl that has it yeah it's not her daughter yeah so bad tattoo um teeth bad teeth really bad
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right really bad now in terms of what they clothing clothing yeah for sure clothing is always like really really
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long basketball shorts it's always the basketball shorts that go down to their shoes basically they look like pants but
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they just didn't make it they'll go to the mall and go to like they don't go to the journeys and get their shoes they
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don't go to the mall oh they don't they go to wherever they got it i mean okay yeah right yeah and now in terms of
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education does that have anything to do with it what'd you what is that education what is that
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they don't have anything they don't have no no no so they have no interest of like you know i'm gonna read um
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read no i'm just saying i'm going to read the invisible man because i want to know about you know the black people they'll read an invisible book
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[Laughter] so here's the deal
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white trash are solid good dope people yeah
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the fabric of the fabric of america i'm just saying you you know when you know him when you see him yeah who else is
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gonna work at the jiffy lube who else is gonna get you that big plush style when you knock over a few blocks with a right
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you can't you're not going to do that right i mean pete might actually be the guy that does something like that
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yeah don't you think pete in an alternative life would have been a guy that worked at six flags i'll tell you why not because this is
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the first time when i would because he picked us up so i had to listen to these two talk in the front
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she was asleep on the way back we were tired yeah we were exhausted and um emmy i literally pete just kind of peaked my
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interest because he was talking about like sergio leone films and like you know i
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mean and he was always recommending me good movies and why movies are great and then he was like i went to film school
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which i did not know did you they that's how they all these all these guys met right didn't you guys all meet didn't you meet in film school did you meet
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george in film school no i met george uh previous job like oh oh maker a maker maker yeah but maker was a
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collection of guys that all went to similar film schools into the same kind of network of people right would you go
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to film school so i went to uh uc santa barbara but they went uh fancy george went yeah they went to the real one
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you went to a [ __ ] ass one yeah up in fantasy what directors came from uc santa barbara
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i couldn't name you one okay polanski i think didn't roman polanski fancy did anybody super famous come out
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of your school catherine bigelow catherine bigelow yes who else uh james magnull
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wow that's that's actually like are you making this up or do you know this to be true i know this to be true and who else
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cause you said something at magic mountain that kind of triggered me it triggered what did i say you go keep up guys
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and we're like only like 50 feet behind you i wanted to go i wanted to get i know but it's just like and i and i turn
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to someone i go this fool wants kids imagine that's how i and you know what my kids would be in
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front of me they'd walk in front of me like good kids you're just miserable well you're slogging along behind with your [ __ ] jeans on your leather shirt
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and you're making someone else carry your prize because you were so lazy you couldn't do it for like 10 feet
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10 minutes what the [ __ ] it took us six minutes to listen your sister who i love by the way
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is the opposite of you and she's here in the studio give her a round of applause your sister's here and uh she's great
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they came with me quite a day she volunteered to carry my
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prize yeah everybody enables your [ __ ] behavior that's the problem i didn't go can you help me i was just
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struggling with it i understand that's your that's what it is you put this on other people
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make it obvious that it's heavy by the way it's not heavy pick it up rudy with one hand go ahead pick it up with one hand there you go not heavy she's
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[ __ ] jacked by the way what do you mean wrong look at her arm dude flex your [ __ ] muscle i'm not
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it's like a toothpick so let's say this not only did
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rudy kill it on the challenges of going on three she wanted to go on more if we
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stayed longer you would have gone on goliath you said you would have gone on it no no not superman i wasn't gonna make you
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go on superman although i'm [ __ ] pissed you didn't go on that with me so that's the one i don't think i'd ever want to go on why it's so funny because
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i don't like going all the way off no no it doesn't do that
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it goes to the top and it clicks no it doesn't it goes up and then gravity pulls it right back down so you don't
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you you don't slowly go up and then get dropped it well you go super fast and then it goes until it can't go anymore
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yeah and then you drop back down and then how many times does it do it twice i think it's only two times at
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once is it only one time even better oh you know what i promise you the next time i'm there we go together again i'll
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do it again tomorrow morning can we go no but she wants to go back right
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would you go back yeah but not this week maybe next year all right next this week
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let's go later this week next year the only reason rudy could go is because she had she was on spring
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break yeah while other kids are out doing bumps partying at lake havasu you know what i
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mean motorboating tits doing backflips off of rocks you were with your uncles
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your what do you call those guys to them um acquaintances what do you call them well she calls them you call us tito's
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and what are they they can be quiet yes is that is that ants no they're brothers
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like older brother oh okay we were uncles yeah and i don't like being called tito so i
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said call me mr lee from now on because she won't do it no we're tito's you want to be a tea dog i love it i
00:27:08
think it's such a term of endearment that she's given us but check i know what we can do though one time i went to
00:27:14
magic mountain and david cho's friend had bought it out
00:27:19
ugh right i would do that how much does that cost i don't know but i would love
00:27:24
to do one with a bunch of comedy comedians that honestly well you probably have to do it at night
00:27:30
right you have to do like it was at night yes all the rides were open what does it cost to rent out six flags magic
00:27:35
mountain i would 100 do that yeah it but it seems like it's a hundred grand no way yeah really the employees getting
00:27:42
all the machines to be working i think so man every ride was open
00:27:47
a hundred grand an hour a hundred grand for an hour yeah
00:27:52
so if holy [ __ ] we do three hours 300 grand
00:27:59
do you want to start a gofundme to see if we could do it this is what we do we do a gofundme right and we do a bad
00:28:05
friends party and then okay check this out yeah we do a gofundme yeah and anyone that contributes more than a hundred dollars
00:28:12
is obviously invited really yeah two hundred fifty dollars five hundred dollars five hundred
00:28:18
dollars five hundred dollars you donated okay you heard it here if you donate a thousand dollars
00:28:23
yeah per person three hundred thousand dollars play paid to the pay for the whole thing let me tell you something yeah if we have a rich
00:28:29
saudi uh like prince that watches the show wherever you are i know you're out there
00:28:35
please do this for us and we'll do anything for you and i mean anything yeah we'll do a show we'll do
00:28:41
anything if a saudi prince said uh i'll give you the money but you have to come and be my
00:28:48
[ __ ] slave yeah would you do it i would say what was that actually your mom your mom can [ __ ] [ __ ] me with her [ __ ]
00:28:56
that's saudi cliff buckets yeah what if okay what if this saudi prince bumped into you somewhere
00:29:02
and was like come back to saudi with me and be my princess i give you a hundred million dollars he
00:29:09
seems cute there you go that's all it takes right but once they heard the number you're not allowed to drive
00:29:15
women can't drive inside our river can they still not drive no i think they just were allowed to a couple years ago they did just got changed you can only
00:29:22
drive like a scooter or something but if you if you like stutter or misstep anything verbally they're allowed to
00:29:28
stone you to death in the streets yeah if you make one mistake they can give you two gum and you're not i thought i was gonna be a princess yeah
00:29:35
but even princesses have to pay yeah you know what i mean can i sleep all day oh yeah that's a good thing yeah she would
00:29:41
probably i guess that's kind of what that thing is he would probably forget about her yeah i have other girls yeah
00:29:47
he's all the girls you're not my only princess and he might like walk in the room 10 years later and go oh you're still here oh good still here yeah yeah
00:29:53
and she's just sleeping yeah did you know the kim jong-il's dad okay sick kim jong-sik so not kim
00:30:01
jong-un ill sick yeah kim jong-sik he was watching some korean movie
00:30:07
right and he goes i i want to i want her so he just captured her and his favorite
00:30:14
director and then just because he wanted to start his own film business because you know the ooms and hills and they all
00:30:20
love film yeah right and she just had to do his movies out there
00:30:25
for like years that's all it takes huh he just captured her she was just like you know at her
00:30:31
course is she free is she free now she's free now this is in the early 70s or
00:30:36
whatever oh right it's oon's father yeah yeah so it was a while back but it's just unbelievable these people
00:30:42
would that see i could see you doing that if you were a dictator oh i would do all kinds of [ __ ] dude you would be a bad boy oh yeah i would have like julia
00:30:49
child and tom hardy and i'd just be like just [ __ ] just watch them yeah yeah and i would
00:30:54
like just um i just have mayonnaise just put it on my body while they're doing it
00:31:00
and i would just slip like you know i have a slip with mayonnaise like a slips and slices slip and slide yeah [ __ ] slip slips hey
00:31:07
just go right back yeah my my mansion would be made out of vicodin oh should you pick a wall off or just
00:31:14
lick it yeah what else would i do i would i would
00:31:19
have like i would have like x2 x2 inside the house in the house the
00:31:24
roller coaster inside that i would never use it what would be in your water fountain what liquid would be in your water fountain blood
00:31:30
blood what would be in your water fountain your fancy palace um i want
00:31:37
can it be nutella oh a nutella water fountain very cool nutella not practical but i like it yeah
00:31:43
you're gonna have to clean those lines constantly but that's not your [ __ ] problem you're a princess yeah what else would you like in your castle that this
00:31:49
saudi prince is gonna give you harry styles where just he has to be there at all times yeah he needs to perform
00:31:56
every day every day what time what time does harry need to perform i wake up at 12 so maybe
00:32:01
at 2pm because i have to get ready you want to get ready okay so if you were a princess okay
00:32:07
you capture harry styles right and now you you know that you capture he can't leave he's really bummed to be there by
00:32:13
the way because he wants to go on tour yeah yeah i mean and he has i can pay him he has enough money man he's got so much
00:32:20
money he's that poor then why is he sad that that's the point of you
00:32:25
know one thing she's right why is he sad why are you sad money doesn't make you happy yeah look at bob
00:32:31
yeah look at me look at me yeah yeah i'm so sad i'm gonna cry right now so he's
00:32:36
like doesn't want to be there right so he's in a separate room and then one night you're just like
00:32:42
what do you what are you gonna do to have make love to him um does he have to have sex with you
00:32:48
every day yeah but he can also have sex with other people i want a mold of
00:32:54
harry's dick i think we can make that happen happen now just in case just in case he
00:33:01
escapes see if we can buy a mold of harry styles penis online and get this
00:33:06
by the way you don't even know if he has not he could have a [ __ ] horrific penis yeah you know nothing about harry styles penis they said the fan said that
00:33:13
he has a seven inch penis who what fan knows this crazy obsessed fast how would
00:33:19
they know they've never seen his dick yeah oh there's his penis see it's long
00:33:25
it's long but it's it's skinny but i don't like the color but it's fine you don't like it because it's white yeah yeah what color penis would you
00:33:31
like harry styles to have he's a white guy maybe a little bit brown matte black like you know i mean rap on
00:33:37
it like a car yeah do a map like a matte black car like a small rapid brown matt brown get his [ __ ]
00:33:43
tinted you can there's a tent guy that did windows they'll do 10 tints i'm sure on his dick for 150 bucks or just take
00:33:49
him to the philippines and just get you know all you guys are brown right just eventually get a beach and go to a new beach and make him tana's penis yeah
00:33:56
is that really his penis is this a bit yeah yeah no see that's a bit this is who's that guy that's not
00:34:03
him that's not how he's done see none of these are him yeah this is all fake that's a really good penis though
00:34:08
that's not that nice of a penis it's a sitcom penis by the way when we peed today in the urinals bobby went to the
00:34:13
little one that was low to the ground yeah and it was so cute it was like such a sweet little moment because i said you were making fun of me there we are right
00:34:19
there look at us look at me and my little prince
00:34:24
look at how cute that is and that's a perfect height for your little penis i don't look human huh
00:34:31
i need to do i look like a fake orange leprechaun in my little [ __ ] asian troll that i brought along yeah this is
00:34:37
we're cartoon people we're not even a never-ending story like you know some sort of creature it ended trust me it
00:34:42
ended a couple years ago what your story i have a question please
00:34:49
in six flags people likes to take pictures of tito bobby even though they don't know him why
00:34:56
because they know who we are and then they just know that he's a comic that's famous but they don't
00:35:01
remember his name that happens a lot that's yeah like these guys don't know they know but they don't know yeah but the
00:35:07
worst is they go like one guy will know and then he'll they'll go why are you doing this and he's a famous comedian
00:35:13
and then they'll get in but then it feels weird but it's always like really young guys young guys because they've
00:35:19
seen us maybe on something like on instagram or tick tock or a clip on youtube or even a tv show yeah and they
00:35:26
just don't remember where but they wanna they they know you're famous they're not real fans necessarily
00:35:32
they're not well they're fans but they're not like going to go buy a ticket to see you live but they like you
00:35:38
but i could not but if i go what have i done they wouldn't be able to tell you no you're right do you not like that
00:35:43
when someone comes up and does that does it bother you no it's just weird because they keep asking what's your name um
00:35:49
bobby's name but they want to take a picture of it it's weird and normally i honestly normally if they
00:35:56
don't know who i am and they go who are you i know you're somebody and they want a photo i usually don't do it i never do
00:36:02
that but i've been doing it lately because i'm just trying to be nice to people no but if they don't know who i
00:36:07
am they usually don't ask for a photo of it but they know who you they know who i am but they don't know who i am they usually don't get to the photo part like
00:36:13
once we were in boston my sister was with us and some guy is crossing the street and he goes hey
00:36:20
what are you in i hate that oh my god and then i'm just asking me that same thing hey what are you in i was just in your mother
00:36:28
mike he knows who you are immediately no i just don't think you're allowed to
00:36:34
do you don't you're not like and i've had fans come and say this to me before people like oh i know you don't like
00:36:39
when pete fans go i've never said i don't like when fans don't come up to me i've never said that all i've said is
00:36:45
don't be mean or rude and i would love to take a pho i just don't like when someone comes up and is like
00:36:50
put like when somebody grabs you oh i get grabbed a lot i don't like it yeah i don't like it either don't grab me
00:36:55
that's so [ __ ] i get weird a lot people pick me up you know what the coolest one is yeah when somebody comes up to you and just goes hey man i love
00:37:01
your stuff i love it and then they like disappear into the night i love that and i think it's so cool but i don't i love
00:37:07
taking pictures i just think like just don't be mean just don't be like i don't like when someone's get drunk
00:37:12
drunk or tough cause then they think you owe them something take a photo and you're like hold on one second you're having a conversation with
00:37:18
this store it happens all the time yeah i'm always like i'm almost hold on one second yeah and they're like come on man you're like dude
00:37:24
i'm talking to somebody that's so [ __ ] rude especially there because it's kind of like our home in a sense it
00:37:30
is our home and we see friends and family you know that's what it feels like and some people can be intrusive yeah
00:37:37
yeah just be cool about it have you been have you had fans come up to you at six flags no they were yelling at us
00:37:42
but she doesn't like for instance she's been on some dates with some guys
00:37:48
from college and whatnot right excuse me and yeah excuse she knows how weird i am i don't like that and i gotta clear me
00:37:56
her last date he shows up in this green bluish car right
00:38:02
yeah yeah is it a nice car it was it's like a 19 year old kid it's nice right
00:38:07
yeah and i was on the balcony and i was just watching him and she's getting ready
00:38:12
i'm just staring at him and he looks up and he goes he just looks at me and i go and he goes
00:38:20
we had no idea you know i mean but what i'm wondering is when they ask you what you do you you never say bad friends you
00:38:26
never say nobody knows that she's on a podcast that's not true i bet you some of those guys do know that you're on bad friends
00:38:32
but they ask me and i just say my uncle does some kind of finance and they say oh
00:38:38
okay yeah well i'm a financer imagine pulling up to their house everyone at home yeah
00:38:45
and seeing this guy on the balcony and being like that guy does finance
00:38:52
holy [ __ ] yeah there's no way yeah what bank is hiring yeah he he has a human trafficking business
00:39:04
yeah no there's finance you got to make up a new job for tito bobby like what like i'm an artist you say
00:39:10
no i'll just i'll be here so hey so what do you do for fun you have any hobbies
00:39:15
um i like to free dive oh you're free dad that's cool um that really weird
00:39:20
looking guy that's your uncle yeah he's my uncle yeah what's he do um
00:39:26
he's a he's an artist he paints stuff cool cool valid i believe every second
00:39:32
can i look look at some of those why just don't
00:39:38
just don't weird okay you gotta sell this a little bit better yeah but why would they want to see though
00:39:45
because what if they want to see art what if they love it if you say art they're going to always ask the next question is what does he have a website
00:39:51
can i look at his [ __ ] of course always because does he have an instagram you need me to give a picture of your art
00:39:56
then i don't i'm not an artist you're [ __ ] lying sorry my point is is this given give me
00:40:01
another one hey so what does your uncle do
00:40:06
my uncle does um spear fishings
00:40:11
whoa and that i believe there's no way to prove that yeah there's no way to prove that where does he go spear fishing in
00:40:17
hawaii oh sick so he makes a living he lives in this nice house and just makes a living off of just spear fishing fish
00:40:23
yeah he just goes there for like weekends that's what he does for a living yeah how does he make how do you make money spearfishing because he's not
00:40:29
a commercial like i could see if he had like a commercial fishing business but spearfishing's one at a time yeah so how
00:40:36
is he making [ __ ] money killing one fish at a time because he gets five fish a day and he's making [ __ ] money like
00:40:42
how is this working he has a group there's like tiny people oh so they're like kind of like an army of spear
00:40:49
fishers okay so then it's 100 fish a day it doesn't seem like you're making enough money yeah yeah but they catch like really big fish
00:40:55
with a spear by hand by hand i see like somebody's really good how many pounds he's really good like 150.
00:41:05
that's 1500 you're saying
00:41:11
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friends i like it and you know what i believe it yeah interesting you started somewhere good
00:43:37
with a thing that nobody could trace yes but not a not a lucrative thing yeah so
00:43:42
let's try to find something lucrative that people would die it's okay if you fail it's fine
00:43:48
what does your uncle do um my uncle died
00:44:01
i don't know anything about crypto let's find out let's find out what does your uncle do
00:44:06
he does kryptos oh so sick that's cool by the way were the two dudes in the car yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:44:12
[Laughter] you just want to know if you're cool the double date yeah yeah yeah cool cool
00:44:18
yeah so um yo so what i mean how does so he has his own crypto
00:44:24
financing what does he do yeah he sells he minds it he minds it
00:44:30
by mine mine yeah he minds it oh he minds it yeah oh so do
00:44:37
you guys have a bunch of like those six servers like in your house yeah yeah can i see it can we see it
00:44:43
yeah if you want what the [ __ ] are you gonna do when they get in there and they don't have it have servers in the house okay let's do it
00:44:50
again [Music] what does your uncle do [Laughter]
00:44:56
my uncle this is crypto oh wow did you just invest i mean yeah what is he
00:45:01
he minds it he minds crypto yeah he minds it so wait do you guys have one of those like crypto farms here at the
00:45:07
house no it's in another place that oh you can't tell us because it's yeah yeah yeah it's totally cool yeah i'll be late
00:45:13
yeah should we just go yeah where are we going movies and then we're banging afterwards
00:45:19
no good [ __ ] answers good answer that's what i like to hear and say no when it when a guy says hey we're gonna
00:45:25
hook up afterwards what do you say no we're not good say [ __ ] no [ __ ] and
00:45:30
i've always told you what say it to me if he says say we're gonna bang and say we're gonna you think we're gonna bang later [ __ ] no [ __ ] hell yeah that's
00:45:37
what i want to hear check that [ __ ] and i've always said to all right it's just you never give it away
00:45:44
what i've always said that to her what do you mean you got to sell it no no no don't give
00:45:50
it away you got to sell that's what i'm saying pj bobby's saying and i agree i'm sweating now i don't get what i'm doing i agree you
00:45:56
got to get money in exchange for sex that's what we're saying
00:46:04
possession don't give it away for free right so that's what we're saying you gotta sell it let them work for it
00:46:10
right make it a job that's not what i'm saying i can't i don't understand what you're saying what
00:46:15
i'm saying is is that just a virgin huh
00:46:23
but don't they have uh born again perversions you could be born again christian and you can't like
00:46:29
reverse you've heard of born-again virgins right you can't reverse virginity i know but it's guys that says i did [ __ ] but now i'm not doing it so
00:46:36
i'm born what's in your [ __ ] head i guess yeah born of convergence a person who is having and who who after having
00:46:42
engaged in sexual intercourse make some type of commitment to be sexually not to be sexually active again again yeah but
00:46:47
they're just it's just a thought it's not physical they can't change the idea that once you've had sex you've had sex
00:46:53
right but if that's right because and you haven't i know you're a virgin for people at home yeah yeah you would never
00:46:58
and you're gonna wait till marriage isn't that what we said yeah good that way to sell that [ __ ] lie that
00:47:04
was almost what my tito does for a living yeah yeah but do you understand what i'm
00:47:10
saying to you is that i you know i love you right and i want you know i just don't want
00:47:16
anyone to take advantage of you or anything like that well yeah of course we that's why i taught her to say when somebody says are we gonna hook up you say [ __ ] no [ __ ]
00:47:23
so also she did something growing up today that was really grown up
00:47:28
so she broke my purists right i didn't break your eyes well the
00:47:34
priest broke it down on your in your life because of you okay
00:47:39
and it's been in the shop right and it's gonna cost a couple of grand
00:47:44
for the fixings right sure it'll just come out of her and i said i couldn't because i have to
00:47:50
it's embarrassing but i still every time i have to do any purchase over 2000 i have to talk to my money guy and i just
00:47:57
bought a brand new car so tomorrow i was gonna go let's just get the car tomorrow and she goes no i'll take care of it
00:48:03
should she take took care of the truck really that is really [ __ ] i am going to pay
00:48:08
you back but she took care of it that's really grown up but you're getting a new car so is she getting the prius yeah yeah are
00:48:14
you excited yeah are you going to get a deep cleaned uh
00:48:20
yeah wow i think you should get it has it been cleaned since no you wanna you can i can i get it to a
00:48:26
guy that can fully detail it for you that can make it like super super nice and clean we should steam clean the seats
00:48:31
and i don't know bless it with sage you should get all that negative [ __ ] out of there all that old asian people
00:48:36
can still smell poo in there dude there's definitely smell poop i can get a guy that can get the poo smell right out of there okay you really smell poo
00:48:43
in there and be honest yeah i've only put it one time once is enough
00:48:48
when you [ __ ] in a car yeah yeah but most people have never [ __ ] in a car okay but can i say this the majority of
00:48:54
people have never [ __ ] in a car so one poo is one poo too many bud okay
00:49:00
bud all right well you don't have any plastic bags right now am i a dog get out
00:49:06
no i was on just listen to what i'm saying get out you poop outside
00:49:11
i was on the 101 right it was traffic this is pre-pandemic well even more time to get
00:49:16
out if there's bumper to bumper right bumper-to-bumper i couldn't it first of all i don't have one of those
00:49:22
[ __ ] attacks that's like oh well i can hold it for 18.5 minutes so not me it's
00:49:28
a white guy obviously right or whatever yo man i can't hold this for 18.5
00:49:33
minutes is that better spanish guy go ahead okay so um anyway i i'm one of those it's like if i have
00:49:38
to go i have to go now right your body right now poop poop
00:49:44
in that situation i looked around i pulled over the side of the freeway so you were pulled over and you still
00:49:50
elected a [ __ ] inside the vehicle where do you do it in the middle on the side of the phone you get out you open the door yeah you get out and you hide
00:49:56
between the door and the car and you [ __ ] i didn't do that because i don't want people to see my [ __ ] and diarrhea coming out so
00:50:02
you'd rather have strangers you're never going to see again see you pooping in an emergency situation or i'm a public figure or i'm verified
00:50:09
or poop in the vehicle that you own that's yours and then live with it
00:50:15
but all right stop stranger sees bobby lee pooping bobby lee driving home with poop inside
00:50:21
of his own car but let me defend myself you get my logic it's the only one there is there isn't because i'm going to say
00:50:26
this okay do you think that i can afford something better than
00:50:31
the car that i had of course right but i always have told my people i'm not getting a new car
00:50:38
until i [ __ ] in the water no that's not what i'm saying i'm just saying get me a tariff like that you know a nice car but like cheap right
00:50:45
the cheapest you can get prices so that i can just bang it up and i can smoke in it and i can throw [ __ ] around burritos
00:50:53
and whatnot right and so what am i getting now i'm getting a nice audi tell yeah
00:50:58
a5 pick up pull up a picture of what he's gonna do and we're gonna wrap it black i'm gonna wrap it black can i say this yeah i do want to put a
00:51:04
bad friend symbol on the car okay i want two it's your car but i want it there's an audi if i bring up black audi a5 so that's what i'm getting
00:51:12
all right a four-door black audi also matt blackhead say put matt black on top
00:51:18
right so that's what i'm getting right so i'm not gonna [ __ ] in this car look at that's bobby lee's new car that's my new
00:51:23
car it looks like a batman car it does what i like that's why i like it right it's got like a you know see
00:51:29
that's nicer than my car right so i'm gonna get that way nicer that's coming tomorrow or friday i'm so excited i'm so
00:51:35
excited bob i cannot wait for you to get a new fan but the reason why i'm getting that car is because i no longer want to behave that one i don't know a [ __ ] in
00:51:42
my car anymore i don't want to put sunflower seeds all over the glue you know i had a glue thing i know the
00:51:47
elmer's glue thing that i had right so if you look in the prius there's glue and poo and all kinds of stuff and i'm
00:51:53
changing my behavior well so five years ago when you see my audi it's gonna look like [ __ ] yeah
00:51:59
there's gonna be there's gonna be poop in it it's gonna be on fire well you don't you do know that poop poop
00:52:04
that audi has uh has like an assist where if you're stuck on the side of the road and anything goes wrong you can
00:52:09
call them and they'll come oh really so let's say you did get [ __ ] on your seats yeah boom you call audi yeah we are on ave because
00:52:16
the germans yeah and they get out there and they'll clean up the poop right there and get you back on your wow that's wonderful
00:52:22
that's what i need it's good customer service i love it so that's the car i'm going to get and i'm very excited about it but you said that you have a guy i'm
00:52:29
i'm i have the guy that's going to make because it doesn't your car comes black you want a matte finish so we're gonna
00:52:34
yeah we're gonna have to we're gonna have to take it to my guy to give you a map yeah i wanna imagine how long does that take a week no he can get it done
00:52:40
in a couple days oh that'd be you'd move to the top of the list yeah for sure yeah i can't if i said bobby
00:52:46
yeah that's what i want you're gonna have to give him a photo and all that [ __ ] now let me ask you this right i was thinking about doing red rims
00:52:54
i don't know too much are they black right now i don't know i haven't seen it yet you bought a car and never saw it
00:53:00
well i googled it you didn't physically see it in person you just said i'll take it whatever they had
00:53:06
i googled it i looked at what you just did who got it for you clinton yeah so clinton said
00:53:11
bobby i've got to your 8 000 year old [ __ ] business manager yeah he's like bobby i got you a
00:53:18
new car and you're like great what is it and he's like audi okay i want to say something about
00:53:24
clinton and you're like clinton that's great and he's like it's a it's a 1979
00:53:30
audi a85 okay i want to say that you're gonna get it tomorrow
00:53:36
and it's the seats are pre-treated for poop let me see i like clinton
00:53:42
very nice guy right he i i'm just saying there's a lot of r b
00:53:48
huge stars that he does too what the [ __ ] does that have to do with anything i'm just saying
00:53:53
you know how doc is like black magic this is so funny this is bobby's roundabout way of saying i have a black
00:53:58
business manager because you want to brag that he's black no i'm gonna say that like they just have a way of doing
00:54:04
things who's they magical blacks black magics yeah black magics so you
00:54:10
think black people in general have a way about doing things that's what no not all black people black magics not everyone's a black magic magic chunks is
00:54:16
a black magic that's in this name name a black guy that isn't black magic then um brian
00:54:21
moses he is he is a magic little creature he is yeah i didn't know that i've never
00:54:27
seen his powers okay so show me another guy um as far as i'm concerned every black guy has black magic yeah the guy
00:54:32
from the green mile yeah yeah he gets rid of his herpes or whatever so what i'm saying is i i call
00:54:39
them and i go this is what i want and he goes premium no what's up platinum
00:54:45
i go what's the highest thing i think it's the platinum i go that's what i want two-door one two-door four door i
00:54:52
go four door done you'll be in your house in two days so it's paid off cash yeah but let me ask this yeah
00:54:59
that's black magic a white guy is like wow we're gonna have to do lisa and you know but we don't
00:55:05
have to look around what the best deal is i don't want that you know what i mean i want to get rid of off yeah
00:55:12
you want to get ripped off [ __ ] your thousand-year-old manager called out we don't care about the
00:55:18
price and they were like sell this [ __ ] idiot a car over 20 grand over sticker is it
00:55:24
is it expensive it's not as expensive for your car it's your car that's not true
00:55:29
bring up the nissan cube and see how much bring up the nissan cube and we'll show you how much i have i just want to say
00:55:35
right how much is a nissan cube because i when i bought it yeah 2014 is when the last that's when they discontinued it and
00:55:41
when i bought my cube i think i paid oh that's interesting let me see a picture of a cube i think it doesn't
00:55:47
look like your car looks like a car yeah maybe you have the upgraded view of the cube your car is just like 120 000
00:55:54
mercedes first of all yeah yeah this the windows are black on my cube that's why it looks different
00:56:00
you don't have a [ __ ] and you have also different cars
00:56:07
today you had a different car no i have a jeep that's my wife's jeep yeah no but there's i've seen you with other cars
00:56:13
right have you not i've seen you in a ferrari in a ferrari that's not my car
00:56:19
it's your car dude that's not my car i don't own a [ __ ] ferrari yeah and i wish let me tell everyone andrew has a
00:56:24
way because i listen thank you for listening to bad friends
00:56:30
and thank you for supporting us right but you know andrew's have has had a couple of good years right
00:56:36
and he's has some nice things why can't you say that don't be embarrassed but don't but i got nice
00:56:42
cars before and before this i've always loved cars that's what i spent my money on was cars and that's why i wanted the cube i'm a cute dog
00:56:48
i'm a cube dog for life everybody knows i am cute guys yeah
00:56:54
yeah what the [ __ ] does fancy listen to when he goes home what do you think he listens to [Laughter]
00:57:10
tequila what do you listen to fans as an
00:57:15
american i listen to really like good american music as an american dude this guy is really [ __ ] good
00:57:21
it's been good you know he's two weeks and he's like already [ __ ] an [ __ ] we made a couple of jokes while we were walking around six flags yeah yeah and
00:57:28
he go he literally goes you can't do that to me i'm in america he's so cocky now dude it's nuts and we
00:57:34
can revoke your [ __ ] citizenship trust me pete can get pete can you get this done yeah i got you good he also
00:57:40
says he also said like he was uh in the car he was like i am we're still working on the movie is the our movie so they
00:57:46
have the movie yeah so these [ __ ] are supposed to write us a movie these guys went to film school well him we want to do a bad friends [ __ ] movie right
00:57:54
where is the script where is the script it's coming coming where who's writing it carlos and i okay
00:58:01
even proper english too carlos and i yeah see this guy he's really is rudy in it right it's it's about is it
00:58:09
the island movie is it bottoms of turtle island it's the making of bottoms the making of the movie yeah it's the making
00:58:15
of the beginning you put up new art by the way thank you for all the new great art it's good to see this i don't know if we can get a shot of george do you
00:58:20
remember this when we shot him with the bb gun that was like one of my favorite [ __ ] bits that we ever did because we had all these fans names and they were
00:58:27
gonna win something what did they win like a shirt or uh i don't know what it was shirts and then and then rudy's art
00:58:32
behind her by the way that is such a cool photo and look at me doing exactly what i do on this show
00:58:39
yesterday this is what my assistant had to deal with so like you know i am prescribed a medication right i want to
00:58:45
get into that and i went to the rite aid viagra you can say it and they said um
00:58:52
they said yeah this is all the pharmacists run out of this
00:58:57
it's gonna be thursday until you can get it right jesus so i had to call my assistant and go find me some get in any
00:59:04
pharmacy and she found it in beverly hills i have a question for bobby
00:59:09
[ __ ] up yeah what's the question what is it well if you have an assistant why did you
00:59:14
call us yesterday uh locked out of your house to open your house for you did you lock yourself out of the house
00:59:21
don't you guys have a [ __ ] uh you don't have physical keys do you
00:59:28
oh he's got to think about it i'm [ __ ] no i'm furious unfucking believable bro i'll
00:59:33
let you guys take it thank you spanish [ __ ] i'm gonna say something okay
00:59:38
my assistant doesn't have a key to my house why you know who does george
00:59:43
he's like your assistant right so so george for anything like get me red bull he'll
00:59:50
keep bringing me red bull yeah i know right yeah he's your [ __ ] yeah okay yeah he is but wait a minute your
00:59:56
assistant should have your key that's someone that's she just started two weeks ago i haven't gotten around to that yet you know who can go make a copy
01:00:02
of your key who you're [ __ ] assistant all right she'll do that this weekend but my point
01:00:07
is that george has my [ __ ] key right yeah and he sends his minions
01:00:12
over what's the big deal were you there were you the one that came over would i [ __ ] keep you spanish [ __ ] but i
01:00:19
seriously want people to we're gonna do a gofundme to rent out magic mountain i'm being real of all the problems in
01:00:24
the world do you think we need money to rent out [ __ ] six five guys [ __ ] donating to children's foundations cancer
01:00:31
uh [ __ ] ukraine can you please donate so we can rent out six in fact i'm on board yeah [ __ ] the world no it's already over
01:00:38
can we rent out six flags please with your help rudy was rudy was i love you rudy jules you did such a great job
01:00:44
today you were so brave you went on every [ __ ] shitty ride that we made you go on and uh i gotta tell you i was
01:00:50
really proud anyway thank you for being back [Music]
01:00:56
when white people do here no no no i want to know this to white people is this the japanese
01:01:03
so when a white girl goes like this they both do right yeah yeah yeah same thing so what
01:01:10
is so this is like what is this like a table i'm so sweet but are you underwater i always imagine
01:01:16
this is water you're drowning no no no no no but like no this is like a um it's like it's like an old picture
01:01:22
from like jcpenney ah is that what it is what about when white girls do this
01:01:28
and that's oh that's a big dick that's a big deal so they see chris spencer's dick oh that's a big dick what
01:01:33
about asian dick [Laughter]
01:02:00
all right bob you're up first how are you all right i'll
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[Applause]
01:02:30
oh my god
01:02:36
that's insane first try first
01:02:57
all right all i right it you got to go for the bottom
01:03:04
bobby i can't believe you did that that's unreal where's my orange tiger dog don't you
01:03:10
want the colorful ones [Music]
01:03:16
yes [Music]
