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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. Monkey philosophy. You know, he was
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giving me He was giving me monkey philosophy. Who was giving you monkey philosophy? What? To right there, dude. From Wizard
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of Oz. Give us some monkey philosophy, dude. It's really helpful. What? Give me a monkey philosophy.
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I was just You don't You're sick again. Dude, the guy every time he I was just
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telling I was just telling mommy in two days. He goes He goes, "Dude, you suck."
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When you grab When you grab one branch, don't let go. Oh, no. Only grab this
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one. When you let What is it? I said you don't want to let go of the branch before you grab the next one.
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Yes, that's what I know. It's That's old monkey philosophy. That's I love monkey philosophy. Hey, give us some more. I love monkey
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philosophy. Last night, Bob, I watched the the disappearance of the girl from the cruise ship. Did you watch this
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documentary already? No, I only um watched the one with Asian people in it. The one that got disappeared at that hotel, remember? And
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she they found out in the water tank. Oh, I love that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I only Asian
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disappearances. I do. Okay. Was she white? She's a white. Yeah. Don't tell me about it because I'm
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going to watch it. Amy Bradley. It's fantastic. Okay. It'll drive you nuts. It will. It'll drive you nuts.
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Did she end up in a tank? She uh I only watch it when she ends up in a
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water tank. She ends up on a tank. They force her to be in the army after this. Wow. She's got the haircut.
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Yeah. I don't want to go I don't want to rip on her because um I I um I don't know. You don't know if she's dead. That's
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funny. That's or dead. That's so conscious of you. No, I'm very mindful about things like that. I gave you I gave you so many
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compliments this morning on that show and we talked about you very wholeheartedly about you being my He goes and goes again about the last
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You're my best friend. I love you, too, dude. No, no, look at me. Look at me, China.
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Did they serve alcohol with your last meal? Did they serve alcohol with your last meal? Yeah.
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What was your last meal? Honestly, dude. Yeah. You're so illiterate. It's crazy.
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You're a little red. That's what I'm asking. But you have a little red. Did you drink a little? Am I red? Cuz I was in the sun. I'm
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orange.
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What was your last meal? How quickly will I ship you back to Spain, pig? You want to go back to Spain, pig? Do you
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hear his cough? Do you hear him literally sick coughing in the booth? Did you get COVID or what? No, just that regular regular,
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dude. Perfect comedic timing. That's like when my dog farts and stares at me. When did you get it?
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You have CO again. There's no doubt about it. When did you get this? Like a few days ago.
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So, we're going to get sick. I know. It's so What the [ __ ] are you doing here? You suck.
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You suck. He shows up to the show sick. Look. Go ahead. Look at him. You look terrible. I want to share everything. Peg.
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Yeah, I hate him. No wonder you did monkey philosophy. You're Oh, monkey flu stuff. He's got
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monkey. Give us another monkey philosophy, idiot. Well, I just learned something about dating. There's this new trend called
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Shreking. He's trying to segue into a clip that
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to rip on me. I respect it. I don't like it. I respect it. Okay. What's shreking? Shreking is going viral now.
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What is What is What is Shreking? Shreking describes the act of dating down on purpose. The idea is that you
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pick someone you believe is less attractive than you because you think they'll be grateful, worship the ground you walk on, and never hurt you. They're
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saying that the girls are shreking you.
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You're Shrek, my G. You're a little Asian Shrek. Shreker.
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There you are, Shreker. Okay. Well, you know what? Fiona, I have awaited so long for this
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moment. Dude, Asian Shrek was way better than Scottish Shrek. Donkey.
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Well, donkeys. Stop a praying around the
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donkey. That's you. They're Shrek. You're Shreking. You do. You You get Shrek.
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I Okay, let me get All right. Stop it, guys. First of all, the bit is over. That's not funny.
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Let me get this straight. Bobby gets women that are in his league cuz they're beautiful and so is he. So that's not funny.
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So you're saying that Okay, let me just let me get this straight. You're saying that human women,
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right? Think that I'm some sort of mythological creature kind of. Yeah. And they're dipping down.
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They're not dipping down. They're choosing choosing lower lower. So because they know you'll be
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wonderful, grateful, appreciative, but I I believe that uh women are attracted to me though.
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That's what Shrek says. But what I'm saying, what I'm saying, how do they get juice?
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What do you mean? How do they get juice? How does the juice occur? It's worth the squeeze, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Huh?
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Money. Money. Yeah. He's the Yeah, he's got the money. Well, um, you know what? Okay, I'll date down there. I'll date my across. And I
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will date um, Fling, you know what I mean? Some 4 foot2, you know what I mean? Ugly
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Fling Fling. Yeah, whatever, dude. Whatever you say. Yeah, whatever you say, dude. Because you know what? We got off on the wrong
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foot. I'll tell you that. I I I came in here positive, dude. You know, so did I. You I mean, supporting your
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philosophies, you know what I mean? Listening to your last meal. I asked you a couple times, what were your last meal? You ignored me and now you rip on
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the way I look. And it's not a really good way to begin. First of all, I can't talk about the last meal. The episode doesn't come out yet until when this comes out. Second of
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all, I didn't rip on you. The guys in the booth did. You laughed like you when I fell on those [ __ ] blades.
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It was funny. Yeah, it was funny. Okay. The guy brought up a funny beat. It was a funny beat. What is this? Not a comedy
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show anymore. It is. Why are you being so sensitive? What's going on with you right now? Because maybe I'm ugly. Maybe I'm going
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through a sp spout where I'm looking in the mirror. Do you think Yeah, I'm thinking about getting work done. I'm thinking about getting work
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done because of this kind of [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. All right. I'm going to get Botox, my eyes bigger. You know what I
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mean? A chin thing like Brad P. I'm going to do the whole thing. Now you did that. Yeah. Now I'm going to look all
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[ __ ] up. Okay. All right. Thanks. Yeah. Do it. I you know I got on a
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Zimbab because people said I was fat. Now you look great. Yeah. Now I got to do something with my face and you'll look better.
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Dude, you're proving the point. We're bullying you into being better. All right, I'll do it.
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No. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do it all. I think you're good the way you are. No, I'm doing it all. I'm doing what you The point is I never called you fat.
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Roll the clip. Yeah, you roll the clip, dude. Right. I never called you fat. I don't want you to get work done. And if I don't think
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I'm a [ __ ] hot person, let's have a little penis. You say you say that. No, you've said that to me before.
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It is. No, it's not. It's fine. It's very good. It's No, very good is a little rude.
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You're out of pocket. You have a regular ass dick. Yeah, but to call it, you know, I mean, the way you call it
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Toki the fund. You're dum dum. Toki the dum dum. You call it toki the dum dum. Okay, number two. So, no, you've called
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me fat before. Have I? I've never heard that. Thank you. Oh, here we go.
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Oh wow. A conspiracy. Oh, bro. Everything is a conspiracy,
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man. So, anyway, um talking to the crew outside and um
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I won a little debate there in outside. What was the debate? Well, they had some Lord of the Rings
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tattoos on their bodies, which is nerdy.
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You like nerd [ __ ] What are you talking about? No, I'm nerdy, too. And I I gave them some trivia questions about Lord of the Rings
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and they answered them quickly. Oh, they all knew the They were hot on the lot, huh? Yeah. The first question I asked was uh
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what was um I can't even [ __ ] talk right now because of the Shrek thing.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. It's hard. Shrek hit you that hard. It's one beat. Yeah, it hit it hit me.
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It's one joke. Yeah, but when you're going through like I'm ugly already in my mind. I know, but when I'm in my mind, you
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know what I mean? Shoa.
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So I asked the guys outside. Get the donkey. What was Aragon? We have to go
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to the kesso. Stop bullying donkey. All right.
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What are you talking about, Shreker? The donkey is also
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I did this. Did you see Drew? Let me just go back to this. Did you ski Drewski in White Body?
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Oh yeah. Yeah. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my [ __ ] life. Duski, who we
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love, who's trying to get on this show, he did white body, not white face. He became a white dude, went to NASCAR and
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was like, "God bless America, dude." He looks white there. It's unreal. That's Duski. That's amazing.
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He's honking at people. He Dude, a black guy walked by, he spit on. He spit in front of
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Really? This guy, he's so funny. Duski maybe is the funniest guy in the internet right now. Yeah. Can we do Can I do white? You can.
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Yes, you should do white body. Yeah. Who? Honestly, we should We should And you should be a different color.
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Yeah. Yeah. A color that that's not a little bit harder to sell. No, I know. A color that that's not going to get in trouble. Okay. What's What's that?
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Just a tan Mediterranean man. Okay. Too close. What? You're right on the line.
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I know. But you could just say I'm from Morocco. You're walking on a lake in April. That's Africa. My bad.
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You're walking You're walking on a frozen lake in April. And it's just a little too late. I see. It's too late. The ice is going
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to crack. Right. Yeah. Like get off of the Get off. April's a little too late for Well, if I go white, what can you do?
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I can be like a you Well, I can be your white best friend and we can say wild [ __ ] to people. Yeah. When we go out in public,
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what's wrong with our society where you can't dress up in blackface? No. There you could be an Indian guy.
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You want to I should give you a history book. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's going to blow your mind. I could give you How about this? You can
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be Korean and I'm I'll allow you to do it. If I'm with you, I could. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But also
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that'd be that'd be funny if he was Korean face. Well, we'd have you we'd have to have you set up the clip. Like you'd have to
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be like, "This is my best friend. My best friend. I am forcing him to do this." Yeah.
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I'm going to quit the podcast. You just got my mom at gunpoint. You're like, "Do it. Do it." Yeah. No, we don't need to do that.
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Okay. That's for him. He did a great job. I just have always wanted to do my face. Okay. Give me the LOTR trivia you wanted to
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diverge. I'm so excited about it. Okay. Uh I feel like the the time has passed.
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No, time is now. Okay. Well, I asked uh what was uh um Aragorn's street name.
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Oh, it's Yeah. Yeah. Do you know the answer? Do I? Yeah. Do I? Yeah. What is it?
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No. What the uh uh Strider. Strider Road.
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I don't know his last name. Yeah. Oh, street name. I thought you meant like what street he lives on.
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No. I was like, I don't [ __ ] know where he lives at his house. No one knows where Aragon lives.
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Well, that's a big flaw of the series. In Gondor now. What part of Gondor? Cuz there's two nice Main Street next to the McDonald's
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behind the Starbucks. It's actually a bad part of the city. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um the we're sending in troops to Gondor.
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We've got to clean up. The second question I asked was um what did what did um um Gollum say to Frodo
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and Sam Wise Gans when they're going through the swamps? What did they say? Don't follow the lights.
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Okay. And then that's for all six listeners. So then they asked me some and then they and then they stomped me, right? Forgot
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even what they was. But then I said that Dominic Monahan texted me this morning. Did he really? Yeah.
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What'd he say? I win. So you lost something and you made up for it with celebrity
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with knowing Carlos. Carlos. Hey Dominic Monahan texted you.
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Yeah. Huge. Yeah. Right. famous actor. So whenever these fans do this [ __ ] about me in
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Hollywood, it's like, dude, you guys don't even know this guy's just quiet about his [ __ ] and he brings it out on me. So what I should do is start
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investing. Nerds, they try to bury me. When nerds try to bury you, what do you
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have to You have to fight back with Hollywood. What are you talking about? Yeah. What are you?
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That's monkey philosophy, too. Oh, that is like that. Okay, stop putting your hand up like that.
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It's weird. It's not this. Stop it. Yeah, dude. You're so close. I I know, but you deserve. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Dominic Monahan, shut up. The people that you hang out with. Oh, really?
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Dominic Man. Really? Oh, Dominic Mahan.
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Who do I hang out? I don't hang out with anybody. Jimmy Kimmel last night. I did his television show Kimmel last
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night. How did it go? [ __ ] great. Was it fun? He loves you. He literally loves you.
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That guy [ __ ] loves you. That was you last night. That was me. Amazing. You didn't do the big suit thing.
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It's funny. You know what the joke? You know what the You know what the biggest joke of this is? So we bought the big suit. McCone, you got to return it for
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me. Okay. We bought the big suit and then I decided it just looked like it didn't work. So then I called Blake Griffin.
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True. A true bit. Talk about Hollywood. Yeah. I knew that's the comments. Hollywood.
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Yeah. They're going to make you do this when you do a [ __ ] special on Hulu, too. I will not do it. Oh, you won't do Jimmy Kimmel. I will not do any legacy media. Why?
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Because I'm going to just do my ecosystem. Good for you. Because I'm in the man of the people. Man of the people.
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Yeah. And you will see. You're a man of the people. I I'm a [ __ ] cult leader. What are you talking about? You're a man of the people who complains
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about not getting the perfect first class seat on a [ __ ] flight and [ __ ] about the hotels that we stay at when they're not as fancy as they should
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be. You're a man. Doesn't mean it, Bobby. Right. I mean it. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] people. You
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liar. Mone. Oh yeah. Yeah. An ogre of the people. Ogre of the people.
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You know how much [ __ ] I've been getting about that? What? Being an ogre? No. About all that. What are you talking about?
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Oh, being in 52B. Yeah. Well, we put it out. We did it on this show, didn't you? I know. You know how much [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm going
00:14:06
to get about that? So, you're not a man of the people. Stop lying. I I lied. Okay.
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Stop lying. All right. I'm not the man of the people. Yeah. Thank you. I'm a liar. No legacy media for you. Well, I want to do Jimmy Kimmel. It's here in Los
00:14:18
Angeles. I had a wonderful time. Tell me what happened. Well, the reason I did it Well, look, that was Blake Griffin suit. I thought it'd be funny to borrow a 6ix9ine guy
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suit cuz that was funnier than the one we bought. It ended up kind of fitting. I was like, "What the fuck?" That's the suit.
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That is a Blake Griffin suit. Oh, wow. Actually, a suit. And that pin I'm wearing, the why this was special to me,
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very truthfully, is that was an Uncle Frank pin who died, passed away. His uncle Frank, it was on the show.
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And Uncle Frank saw me 18 years ago do standup and told me I was dog [ __ ] but
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I was going to be good one day. And I told the story on the show, and he invited me to see Kimmel when I was a kid. and I met him 18 years ago on the
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show and his uncle Frank who now has passed away who was a big piece of the show uh is the first time I ever got to
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go there. It was like a beautiful it was actually it was a beautiful moment. Everyone clap
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I was I not not being facicious. It was a beautiful moment in time and I thought it was a really cool full circle moment
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for me to be able to do that. Yeah, I know you're mocking it cuz you
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don't take anything serious. Cuz you know that's why you're a sad little [ __ ] troll. You little Shrek.
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That's why you're a sad little [ __ ] fat Shrek.
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Do it. There you go. Do it.
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Your insecurities are so [ __ ] bleeding through your little lies.
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You can't tell one sweet story without this little [ __ ] Filthy noodle being like, "Let's mock
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it." It's so funny, dude. You're funny.
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Fake laugh. Fake laugh. Oh. Oh, get over it.
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Oh. Oh, it was so fun. Oh, I'm so good. It's so good. I'm so good. That
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happened. Yeah. You Well, that I told a sweet story about something. Sweet story. No, it really is sweet. It was. Yeah. Wow.
00:16:09
You have any Do you have any more? You want to go toe-to-toe? Let's go. Let's
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hit. Let's hit. You want to go [ __ ] stroke for stroke? Dude, I'm on fire. I'm in sixth gear. Your car doesn't even go this fast.
00:16:20
I'm sorry. Thanks.
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I'm sorry. We're back. That was bad. That was bad. Yeah. God, I love [ __ ] Sorry.
00:16:30
[ __ ] that. You know, come on. Okay. All right. I love you so much. I love it. Yeah. It was You know what's so funny
00:16:37
about doing legacy media stuff? It is funny that I did think afterwards I thought,
00:16:42
"God, our show is so much more fun. We can say whatever we want. We don't have to think about it. We can like be [ __ ] You're thinking the whole time
00:16:48
you do this?" I have never done that. I mean, the only time I've done panel is when I did the Tonight Show Chelsea.
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Chelsea what? You did Chelsea lately? Yeah, but that's not this. That's panel. What do you mean? That show was [ __ ] huge.
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That's the highest rated show at the time. Are you out of your mind? That show it was more famous than these shows by far. Chelsea had millions of viewers.
00:17:06
Okay, but I've never done this. Do you remember that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I never This is the first time I've ever done it. I've never done panel.
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I've never done Pouch. Really? No. I I've literally never done I did Jim Carrey did it with me one time. We
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promoted I'm dying up here. It was his and I was guesting on it. I've never done it on my own. Yeah, but you've done it.
00:17:23
No, dude. Yeah, you did it with Jim Carrey. No, but I'm saying it was Jim Carrey was on and we were like with him. He did it
00:17:29
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00:21:04
There's like nothing they don't touch. There's nothing they won't say. Yeah. You don't You touch everything. I touch it all. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. I I'll Is that I don't know, dude. Okay. You want to see my butthole? Well, look, I'm going to I'm going to pass.
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He's going to pass. I'm going to pass. I'm going to pass. You know that's rude. I'll tell you this, right? If if you cook me food, I
00:22:02
would not pass. Well, I think that and your butthole are two different things. No, it's calamari. Yeah.
00:22:08
You don't like calamari? It's kind of a different calamari. Okay, fine. I do want to make one mention about feeling welcome and everything cuz the
00:22:14
porno chair that I'm sitting on this smells like tropone. That's really
00:22:20
That's awesome. Well, we got these from a Diddy estate sale. So these things are fresh right off the block.
00:22:25
You want some lube? Cuz we have a lot. We have so much. I'm sitting in it right now. You're moisturizing with it.
00:22:31
I get your I get your garbage pail nachos from Gold Belly. So good. Yeah. If I have a little party trash can,
00:22:36
but that's what Yeah. It's okay. I mean, no. No. He's from In Korea, they call them garbage pale. Yeah. Yeah. In Korea, we call garbage
00:22:42
pale. Yeah. I I'm telling you. So I I wanted to be
00:22:47
prepared and make sure that I had seen everything that I'm supposed to see. I I follow a lot with Tik Tok and I get the extras, but my my sons and my my uh
00:22:55
admin, my my guy uh Ian show me all kinds of clips. It is just amazing that you two have not
00:23:03
killed each other. We almost did five minutes ago. I want to hear about that.
00:23:09
But one of my favorite was the gong. Oh yeah, the little the it's hidden in the back. I just would really like one gong moment
00:23:15
if I could just Wow. Okay, you're not an ally then. Yeah. No, I am. I just You know what the
00:23:21
gong's for? It's an anal gong. It You're going to see my butthole. Okay, here we go.
00:23:28
You know how scared I was. You're going to show me. I'm like, he does. If you're lucky, you get to see it. Guy, we're so happy that you are
00:23:34
here. And uh you were talking right before we started rolling about the cigar that's in uh Is this your cigar?
00:23:40
Is that what I heard? Yeah. Yeah. So, I'm a big cigar smoker. Uh have been forever. And matter of fact, it was one of the first things
00:23:46
when I started building my brands and so forth. I wouldn't have scars. And my agents and my manager and everybody said, "No, you know, your little sister
00:23:52
passed away from from cancer. It's probably not a real good topic." And so forth. I said, "Did she smoke?"
00:23:57
Did No, she didn't. She she died, unfortunately, of she had cancer when she was a little kid. And then she and then she got it uh older when she was
00:24:03
38, but lived a great life. And we she has an amazing son that we got to help run. Just graduated law school. But no,
00:24:10
so I'm a big scar fan. my own my grandfather smoke cigars. So, um I met a guy named Eric Espinosa and he said to
00:24:17
me right off the bat, I don't want to make a celebrity branded cigar. And I said, well, great news cuz I don't want
00:24:23
to make one either, right? I just want to make badass cigars of the level that I like cigars. So, it's
00:24:28
called and my whole company is called Knuckle Sandwich, but that's what we call them. It's knuckle sandwich. The knuckle sandwich cigars. So, do you smoke cigars?
00:24:34
No, but can you leave them for us? I will absolutely leave cigars. Matter of fact, I'm going to brand them and I'm going to send them to you with your with
00:24:39
your logo on. We'll make them really sexy. Where do you get the tobacco? Is it Cuban? Uh Nicaraguan. Nicaraguan. So, there's a big story about that about how scars
00:24:46
started and when they when everybody left Cuba, you know, when the the Castro time happened, a lot of people picked up
00:24:52
and took the seeds with them and went to the Dominican Republic and went to Nicaragua and so forth. So, the this is
00:24:58
all Nicaraguan. And this, like I said, this business partner, Espinosa, that I have is really a chef of cigars. Yeah.
00:25:04
And uh they're the real deal. So this is the habano. This is the first one we ever made. And this is as long as the tobacco is from
00:25:11
Nicaragua. It's close to Cuba. And that's right next door. Like like Koreans eat Chinese rice.
00:25:17
But cigars get a bad cigars get a bad rap. Cigars do get a bad rap. Why do they get
00:25:22
a bad rap? Because most people don't take care of their cigars and they'll keep their cigars in their golf bag and they'll be
00:25:28
like, "Hey man, I got some cigars. You want to smoke them?" Well, they're dried. They're dried out. They haven't been kept in the correct humidity, which
00:25:34
is about 70%. And they get bitter and burn and dry and they burn hot and
00:25:40
acidic and they're nasty and I mean I won't smoke a bad cigar, but if you take a cigar and you roll it in your fingers
00:25:45
like this and it doesn't crackle, you probably have the right humidity. You can have too much humidity where it gets soggy and it doesn't draw right. But we
00:25:52
draw test all of our cigar. Do you smoke cigars when they're dry though, ever? Because when I used to have one of those, what do you call it?
00:25:58
The box humidor. I had a humidor, right? And I and then I I I stuck it in a closet for
00:26:03
years, right? and it opened back up and there was like this really stinky cigar in there. Yeah. It's got to be done right if it
00:26:08
doesn't. I smoked it and it fell apart in my hands. You have to take care of cigars. And that's the biggest thing that people
00:26:13
misunderstand is that they get cigars given to them and they get really good cigars and they'll go and not properly
00:26:20
humidify them and it just they they go to they go away. They go to waste. Yeah. But you don't waste them. How much these
00:26:26
retail for? These is a good price or is it expensive? Is a fancy middle price. I mean mid mid-priced. And
00:26:32
uh we do a variety of them. This is the habano. We do a Connecticut. We do a couple different Maduros and we do some
00:26:38
special lines where we do some limited, you know, limited offer stuff. But uh yeah, this is I'll get you into cigar
00:26:44
smoking because a lot of times and this is just like with food or this could be with anything. It could be with tequila. It could be if people
00:26:50
say they don't like it, I'll typically say, "Okay, tell me when you started not liking it." Like when was that?
00:26:56
Like Brussels sprouts. That's always one everybody hates. I don't like them. Yeah. Okay. I bet you I promise you. Well, you're
00:27:01
Italian, you know. I mean, come on. Yeah. Italiano. I don't You know why I don't like Brussels sprouts? Everybody does them.
00:27:07
Everybody does them. And I'm like, I don't Do I want it? I don't even know. Do I like it? Do I like this? Do I like the singing?
00:27:13
We will We will try. I will get you a cigar.
00:27:18
You are I love this group over on the side, by the way.
00:27:23
The window. Ask away. Any questions you have about these idiots, ask away. They're I mean honestly they're they're the muppets in the window and we keep
00:27:30
them there because they're all different unique species. Uh Carlos is Mexican. Uh
00:27:35
and he's got an ongoing war going on with uh that's Fancy B right there. That's Andreas and he's Spanish from Spain. And the kid in the back is just a
00:27:41
pervert we found roaming the streets. First one to shake my hand. Thanks. Really real feel better about myself.
00:27:48
You guys have sanitiz validate. Yeah. Squirt here, guy. If you need if you need that, take that. That's
00:27:54
guy. I need to ask you a real question because as an avid fan, a real true avid fan, right, I can tell, not everybody can tell, but
00:28:01
I can tell when I do when I watch Triple D, right, when you don't like the food. Really? Now
00:28:06
I can tell right away. Really? Now I can tell it's based on your phrasing. Tell me. Okay. Okay. Okay. So,
00:28:11
but do the voice. That is out of bounds. When I know
00:28:16
I thought he only did impressions of you. Out of bounds.
00:28:22
I don't have an accent. Fine. And I'm going to tell you this right now, dude. I'm going to tell you this right now in front of Guy Fury, dude. That's
00:28:29
going to stop today because I don't have an accent. Fine. So, sorry.
00:28:34
Right. I I wasn't saying that. When I know Do I look like Shrek? Back to what you're saying.
00:28:39
Okay. When I know that you don't like something, when I know that you're not as into
00:28:45
something on Triple D, you quickly kind of go through it. You go, "Yeah, great stuff." And then you make the process
00:28:50
you make this in which you move quickly through it when you compliment. There's certain words and phrases and also your
00:28:56
l your your guy language, your vernacular you use shifts when you're not as much into the food. And I can
00:29:02
tell true Triple D fans know and I'm not going to call anything out, but I see it. I know it. And I can feel it when I
00:29:08
go he I'll literally turn to my wife and go he doesn't like it. You You're literally just You just broke into something there for a second. I can
00:29:15
tell I can tell he doesn't like it. I know. Um, no. Uh, okay. So, you're a little bit right in this. Yeah. Okay. If
00:29:22
I don't like it, you don't see it. Right. You cut it. You cut out right. If you So, if you don't If I don't like it, you don't see it. I mean, there's been a few
00:29:28
times when we've gone to some joints where you haven't seen it, but that ended long ago. There's a difference between
00:29:34
Well, we'll take you guys. There's a difference between Wait, hold on.
00:29:40
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got to make sure I throw this again. I'm still just getting over the
00:29:45
fear of walking into the dead. Okay. Um, why'd you lock the door when I walked in? That was in awkward.
00:29:50
Just in case. I locked the door and took my keys. Oh, thanks. By the way, to go to the bathroom, you have to have the pee key. The pe cuz there's going to be
00:29:57
calamari time later. Okay, my friend.
00:30:02
Welcome to leather cereal. Um, okay. So, there's it's it's kind of like you guys. It's it's the there's
00:30:09
sometimes you love, sometimes you really like, sometimes you
00:30:15
like, and sometimes you're okay. And and there's a lot of things that like I see all the recipes. I know everything that
00:30:20
I'm going to taste before I pick it all. I pick the restaurants, my team and I do, but then I really get down to the nitty-gritty and say what I'm going to
00:30:26
try. So, I usually know before I get there if something is going to be in the right space, in the right in the right
00:30:33
uh technique and so forth. Um there's certain foods I love, certain foods I'm okay with, certain foods like I'm not a
00:30:40
big gravy guy. No, but I'm a huge Asian food fan.
00:30:45
placating massive but I'm also Italian and everything can you make sushi
00:30:50
I can make sushi I was I came down matter of fact I came down to LA 20 years ago and study sushi to open my
00:30:55
first restaurant or one of my one of my first restaurants which was called Texas wasabis southern barbecue and sushi
00:31:02
wow that was so badass because my wife didn't like sushi and my son Hunter and I rider wasn't
00:31:09
born yet Hunter and I love sushi and barbecue restaurants didn't really have the the am. So, I thought I'll make the
00:31:15
ambiance and the different styles of food and I'll put it in a fun loud rock and roll joint. It's called Rock and
00:31:21
Roll Sushi Barbecue. Yeah. And uh we kicked ass for a long time. It was I don't know. I mean I mean when you mix
00:31:27
two I don't know when you mix like I I'll mean I'm going to be a clientele. You're mixing. You're Korean and
00:31:33
American. That's a mix. That's a good mix. No, but in terms of food it's like hey man I'll take uh my name is Billy
00:31:39
guy. I love you rest [ __ ] But anyway, um what I want to say is um um I'll take some barbecue ribs, right, and get me
00:31:45
some sashimi. Why not? No. It [ __ ] your my stomach goes, no no bueno. Just to be clear on that, you
00:31:53
wouldn't do the barbecue before you did the sashimi. That's right. Can you go to a Japanese restaurant? Oh, it's about what you got put out
00:32:01
first. Oh my god. I think you're right. I think
00:32:06
you're right. It's what you put out first. It's what you put out first. Oh my god, you're so good. Tell me, you
00:32:13
think this guy became the mayor of Flavor Town on accident? He was voted in. He voted. He was voted in. The masses agree. You
00:32:20
often times will have like a little bit of an appetizer, a little fish, something before you have a meat dish. This is very common when you go out.
00:32:26
Yeah. You get it raw. You get it raw first and only likes it raw. Your pallet is is it's it's more subtle. Um, I mean,
00:32:34
if you go to a Japanese restaurant and you're gonna have if you're if you're gonna have hamachi, you're gonna have
00:32:40
nigiri, you're gonna have you're gonna have uh, you know, maki roll or whatever it may be, then you move in. If you go and have
00:32:46
something, do you prefer nigiri or sashimi? It really depends on what my carb load
00:32:52
is, you know? I mean, I I think when the fish is fantastic, I'll have just sashimi. [ __ ] yeah.
00:32:58
When it's good fish, I'll maybe just have a little rice to it, you know? But again, that's a thing like how fresh is
00:33:04
it? Is it the type of fish? I'm a huge Modo fan. You know, anything in that tuna family. Um, where the hell did we
00:33:10
start with this? No, we go wherever. Oh, we're back. We're back at Triple D. So, back to the Triple D thing. So, sometimes you bite into something.
00:33:17
Yeah. It's like an It's songs on an album. Okay. This like Oh, I love it. I'm now Yeah.
00:33:24
Compare this to a great album that you love. Yeah. Give me a great album here. Give us a great album from your either your childhood. Give us an album that
00:33:30
you love. AC/DC Back and Black. Phenomenal. All right. Phenomenal. Now,
00:33:35
this is kind of like dish world for you. You see Back in Black as serving and
00:33:40
food and appetite, don't you? That's it. That's it. It's It's in a It's a culmination of all. Now, I will
00:33:46
say that my pallet has grown to love every goddamn Black and Black song. Sure. You know, it's that way. But when
00:33:53
you hear back in black when that go you just
00:33:59
I mean it it invokes the party. It reminds you of all the great things and bad things you've done. It just you know
00:34:04
Back in Black is that song. Yeah. So it's kind of along those lines that there's certain you'll hear an album
00:34:09
you're one of your favorite bands to come out with an album and you'll be like love that one. Okay on that but
00:34:14
it'll grow on you. Right. So, but in the world of Triple D, there is like lose my
00:34:20
mind, love something, like something, and good with something. Good with something. Is that restaurant still there?
00:34:26
The one that I didn't like. No, no, the one that with the sushi and the and the barbec.
00:34:32
But it might come back one day. Bring it back. I bring a lot of those. So, my style of being a chef is I've I
00:34:38
just cook what I like to eat, right? And it'll it drives my wife nuts. I'll come home and I'll be on the road for 2
00:34:44
or 3 weeks and I'll come back and I'll just start cooking and she'll be like, "What are we having?" And I'm like, "Well, don't you want to have Philly
00:34:50
cheese steaks and and also some egg rolls and then I'm also going to do some sashimi and then I thought on top of that I get some brazed oxtails." And
00:34:57
then she goes, "What? What? What is and I go, I'm just all of these things have been floating in my head. I'm hungry."
00:35:02
God, that's awesome. I mean, when you're eating all those things, sashimi, all this, you know, I mean, I'm going to do another ACD.
00:35:09
Please do another AC/D. This doesn't have one. Blast in Back.
00:35:14
Blast in the Back. Blast in the Back, which is the second album they never released. Yeah, but I did buy a bootleg. Yeah. Yeah. Um
00:35:20
because I if I if I mix them sometimes I get the D, the big D. You You've got some other
00:35:26
What's the Why are you laughing? Sometimes the AC's not there, but the DC is there. You might have some other dietary issues going on.
00:35:32
Well, he's on OMIC and that's restricted him a little bit. He's fantastic, though. I mean, I got to give you credit, man. Whatever you Yeah. No,
00:35:39
but I I'm just looking at you going, you're you're definitely keeping your uh Well, he's keeping
00:35:45
we're bringing No, you have water. You have water. No, I do have water. No, I want the lighter. I was trying to get Ian to get off his ass.
00:35:50
Give him a lighter. Get a lighter. So, wait a minute. You're You're saying You're saying that you think
00:35:55
You're not Ian. No, he's the weird guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How old are you? How old do you think?
00:36:02
43. God, you're a good man. No, but how old are you? Because you
00:36:08
Okay, let the man smoke. Dude, we've never had a cigar lid in here. This is a first.
00:36:13
It's great. Yeah, it's great. I love it. Amazing. What are we talking? Uh, amazing. Smartass. Go back to Spain.
00:36:19
Yeah. Guy, how how he wants to know how old you are. Do you Do we need to So, I got 43.
00:36:24
43. 43. What do you got? 50 on the nose. 50 on the nose. 57. Wow. I can't [ __ ] Unbelievable, dude.
00:36:31
Wow. Thank you. For a white guy, you guys up, dude. This is pure white. This is the purest form.
00:36:38
Let ladies and gentlemen, Guy Fury is the purest form of white you can get. That's good white.
00:36:44
Yeah. In a restaurant, dude, you're high-end, dude. You know what I mean? If I was at a [ __ ] Let me say
00:36:49
something. If I was at a white, you know what I mean? Robot factory and they sell whites, you'd be the one I would buy. Well, how when would you buy me? You
00:36:55
wouldn't. You're in the [ __ ] bin. I'm in the discount discount bin. Discount bin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I got to say something. I got to give
00:37:01
give credit. I come from a family of redheads. My little sister was a red head. So that's my tattoo of my sister.
00:37:07
My mom's a red head. My aunt Pauliey's a red head. Ian's a red head. My cousins.
00:37:13
So tons of red heads. I never got the red head. But the boys aren't. Your boys aren't red. No. Little Ryder is kind of a tow head.
00:37:19
Hunter was a tow head all at a young age. But I got to be honest, not there's
00:37:24
red there's a red head strain that you're in that is like the that's a
00:37:29
dominant red head. Yeah. I don't know why you bring so much comfort to me, but you do. I want to thank you very much. I hate you know already this is what's
00:37:35
happening and now I have to choose a side. There's a bond here. Okay. I feel a [ __ ] separation.
00:37:41
Do not feel that. Yeah. I I feel it, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel You know what, dude? I You know what?
00:37:46
We met before we met. Yeah. We met before we met. What does that mean? Is that some sort of philosophy? He met before we met.
00:37:52
Yeah. Guy, this is this is called victim complex. This is what he does. He plays the victim all the time. Even though there is nothing going on other than me
00:37:58
complimenting our guest saying, "I actually am a real fan." We've had people on the show that I'm not a huge fan of.
00:38:03
I'm just going to try to cause controversy. You don't need to educate. You know what I mean? It doesn't conflict. All right, we'll keep going. Yeah, I like conflict.
00:38:09
Okay, they keep going. I feel like I'm here as a counselor. Like, should I should we work together? Let's kumbai. Yeah, my parents were
00:38:15
hippies. Let's have a moment. Hey, but listen, you're born in 71. Yeah. And this
00:38:21
see it in your eyes. No, but your your age difference of the two
00:38:27
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00:38:34
my my phys my mental maturity is that of someone much older. It is very Bobby's mental maturity is much older
00:38:40
than that. Much older than that. Much a child. It's me, Mr. Miyagi. [ __ ] What it is? Yeah. Yeah. Give me chopsticks and a fly. See what
00:38:46
happens. I can't. You don't eat flies. No. You know, you know how he did that in the movie?
00:38:52
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Terms apply. That's money. That's Cash App guy. I'm not trying to start [ __ ] okay?
00:41:34
I'm not. But is there in the Food Network world, okay, that you're in,
00:41:40
is there a chef that you're just like, I don't really like that guy. I know who it is. I don't really like that guy. Wow. This
00:41:45
is This is deep. Who is it? He doesn't like Chang, dude. He's like who? David Chang, dude.
00:41:51
Dave Chang. You don't like Dave Chang? I see David's picture up there. Yeah, he's up there.
00:41:57
He's up there. He's our boy, dog. Have you ever had beef with someone in the in that world? Yeah. Curtis Stone. Come on, baby.
00:42:03
No, I just had Curtis on my show the other day. Uh I will tell you a funny thing about David and uh David and I are
00:42:09
are we are friends. We love him. And matter of fact, I I have him getting ready to come judge on one of my shows.
00:42:14
Um, such an amazing chef. An amazing chef. And a chef that like, you know, as
00:42:20
chefs, and I think you guys have it the same thing in in the world of of media and podcasts and and all that you do,
00:42:27
you have people you look at and go, "Man, I wish I had that talent or I wish I knew that." Or, or they're so funny, or they're so I mean, you're pretty
00:42:32
hardy on the witty line of it, and you're definitely funny on the let it all hang out line. You know, you guys have
00:42:40
He was going to show you his butthole. Well, I've never been on anybody's show that offered to show me the leather cheerio. So, I mean, that's just
00:42:46
But did I wasn't really gonna do it. Is your new special gonna be called the leather cheerio? That's so good.
00:42:52
Harry Bubblegum up next. Smooth. There's no hair on it.
00:42:57
It is smooth. He gets it shaved. But tell me, um, no. So, the funny thing was is I don't know that Dave Dave and I didn't
00:43:03
know each other and I don't know that he uh always thought the most of me, but when the pandemic hit uh and we did that
00:43:10
big fun I did a big fundraiser for restaurant workers and I raised 26 almost $27 million for restaurant
00:43:17
workers. Wow. And it's unbelievable. And I started we gave out these $500 grants to to restaurants. So like 45,000
00:43:24
restaurant workers got these free $500 grants. Now no one's going to pay their rent with 500 bucks. But it was more
00:43:30
about the restaurant industry um getting a recognition and a hug from somebody in
00:43:36
the business that said, "Hey, we know you're going through bad times, tough times. This is a horrible time for everybody, but here's a hug. You here's
00:43:42
some money." And I just remember reading an article that David had talked about and said, "Wow, that's really a cool thing that guy did." And we had never
00:43:48
really had any interaction prior to that, but now we've talked several times. Actually never hung out and got,
00:43:54
you know, got crazy, but I'm looking forward to But he as a chef, the way I respect him Yeah.
00:43:59
and what he cooks and the books and the food. I sent him a picture the other day. I had the the Have you he got his
00:44:04
new ramen noodles? Yeah. He sent it to him. Oh. Oh, he sent him I had to buy mine. Yeah. But he did tell us. He goes, "Guy will buy."
00:44:11
Actually wrote I shoplifted them at the Guys grocery games market where I do my
00:44:16
best shoplifting ever, but I brought them and I took a picture and I sent it to him and I said, "They're on the shelf." And he's like, "That's cool."
00:44:22
Wow. That is red. You know, we uh we love them. you know, we he was great to us.
00:44:27
I'm always curious because like in our comic world, the reason I ask is because like it's not that there's beef, but
00:44:32
there's guys that you just don't know that there's like a an Oh, there's beef. Well, he has beef. No, you do. You're beef god.
00:44:38
You have some beefs. You're the beef god. I I I could throw out some names and we'll cause a fight. Do it. We'll blank it out.
00:44:44
Okay. Okay. You have some beef. All right. You know that. You have beef. You don't have beef. Yeah. You couldn't name one beef I have
00:44:51
right now. I could name a couple beef for you. Okay, dude. Anyway, you're out of pocket. Anyway, so yeah, the beautiful head come I can
00:44:57
walk. I'm sorry. This is the nature. Yeah. This is why we're in love because this
00:45:03
this is what brings us together because this is kind of the true the reason. Tell him the Jimmy Kimmel story.
00:45:08
What that we just did the sentimental one. Oh, I just told the Jimmy Kimmel story. He made fun of me. He mocked me because I did Kimmel last night. Anyway, he
00:45:15
doesn't like legacy media. He likes our world. He doesn't like the old world, which is ironic. He is very old world,
00:45:22
but uh he doesn't like it. and he was mocking me. Talk about the comic beef. I'm sorry I interrupted you. The commenting beef.
00:45:27
No, I was saying there's a connection between the world that you guys work in because we've met a couple of chefs
00:45:32
through friends that we know and I do know there is a competitive nature to it and there's always a bitey like I don't
00:45:38
like that that guy or girl does it that way. I don't like that they think that that's the way to and they kind of have like you know who says very
00:45:44
controversial stuff in the chef world all the time. Uh Jose Andre Andre says stuff like this is the only way to do
00:45:50
it. and I'll watch clips and he'll criticize when people do it some other way and a lot of times
00:45:55
I agree with him a little bit and I'm like this guy must have beef in the Do people kind of not like him? Am I wrong?
00:46:00
Okay, let's let's sum a few things up. Okay, first and foremost, if you don't have beef in your world, if
00:46:07
you don't have like judgment of things, then you're not really paying attention. You everybody likes something and
00:46:12
doesn't like something so forth. And unfortunately, we've been so pasturized as a culture, if you say anything out of
00:46:17
place, then definitely someone's going to, you know, you know, then now you're going to get, you know, hated on and so
00:46:22
forth and so on. So me, I was raised by hippies. My mom and dad were hippie, redhead, you know, my my parents, so we
00:46:29
didn't really get into that. If I have a beef, I settle the beef. I don't really go around with grudges. I don't have any time. Good for you.
00:46:34
And I als I also don't want to carry bad energy. So that's one of the things. When I came onto the network, I was the
00:46:40
first guy that kind of came in that was just, you know, going balls out with tattoos, bleach hair, earrings, so
00:46:46
forth. They looked at me like, "Ah, is this the guy we want to put on?" That's why they put me on Saturday mornings at 8:00. So, not everybody was signing on
00:46:53
to my style, which is okay because I was the new guy, and that's that's the way it was. I sense have, you know,
00:46:58
outlasted any of that. But when it comes to someone like Chef Andreas, he is the OG.
00:47:05
He is. If he wants to say the sky is pink today, it's pink today. You know,
00:47:10
that's kind of we kind of we kind of let it go. I like that. And he has done so much. That guy deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. What he
00:47:17
has done, my foundation, the Guy Foundation, we support veterans, first responders, first responders, active
00:47:24
military in our country. I'm a big patriot. I love our country. We live in the greatest country in the world. And
00:47:30
but Jose has taken it to another level. his humanitarian efforts that he does around the world and the way he's been
00:47:36
able to unify chefs from every country. I mean, all I can do is if the guy says
00:47:42
the sky is pink, okay, the sky's is pink. Have you met him? Oh, dear friend. Oh, wow. Wow. Dear friend and and and matter of fact,
00:47:48
it was a funny story how we became friends. Someone told me that I offended him
00:47:54
and I felt horrible. One, cuz I do believe in the respect of the
00:47:59
generation, okay? And not that he's much older than me. We talk about that in comedy. We talk about the eldership in comedy.
00:48:06
It is I respect deeply. Yeah, we do. We really do. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Well, yeah. I had someone had said that I had
00:48:12
offended him. So, I threw, you know, a million people like, "Give me Jose's number, please. Don't tell anybody I
00:48:19
gave it to you." Oh, one of those. Yeah. So, I finally called him. I called him like 10 times and left a message and
00:48:25
said, "Chef, I'd really appreciate a chance to speak to you." D. So, I'm in the middle of filming. I'm doing my
00:48:30
show. I did a cookie show called Guys Big Bite. I'm in the middle of filming. My phone's blowing up. So, finally in the middle of the show, I just pick it
00:48:36
up and I look at it and it's Jose Andreas because I saved the number. Yeah. And I'm like, "Cut." And I run
00:48:42
over to the side of my because I filmed it in my backyard and I go, "Chef Andreas." And he goes, "Yeah, I'm sorry I haven't
00:48:47
got back. I don't I won't do my That was good. That was really good, dude. I was there. I was in Spain. Thank you."
00:48:53
Yeah. You took me back, dude. For the show. I'm sorry I did not call you back. I been very busy and traveling and Yeah.
00:49:00
Okay, there you go. That's very good though. So I said, "I heard that I had offended
00:49:05
you." And he goes, "No, no, no, no. Let me explain. I had gone to his event at
00:49:10
the Food and Wine Festival, and when I came into the event, I travel with a pretty big group of friends. All my
00:49:16
friends from growing up, and all my friends before I got on TV are still all my best friends." So you're like the Kevin Hart of cooking
00:49:23
people. Yeah. Brings the crew. So you're black. I bring
00:49:30
80 people outside. Yeah, he lives 80 people. So, I bring a big group because I want Listen, if I'm going to go do something awesome, I want my friends to come and
00:49:36
experience it, right? You know, that's just the way I've always been. So, he said, "When you came in,
00:49:42
I wanted to come say hi to you, but I couldn't get past all the people and it was kind of a, you know, and it was his
00:49:48
party." And I said, "Chef, I am so embarrassed and I am so sorry." He goes, "No, no, no, no. It it it came out of
00:49:54
somebody had said it the wrong way and did that." He goes, "No, I have no problem." And he goes, "But you've tried
00:50:00
you've called me and and you've you've and he goes, that is the most wonder." And and from then on, we have been the
00:50:07
greatest of friends and I have nothing. Matter of fact, I got a text. That's a story, dude. He's the man. Yeah. Yeah. That's a
00:50:14
story. That's a story. But I'm a but I think that is something I I would rather know
00:50:19
if somebody thinks I did them wrong or screwed them over and you know face our
00:50:24
face our situations cuz so many times like texting is the worst one because you send a text you can't put the
00:50:30
emotion or the expression in it sometimes emojis it could be mis it could be misrepresented misrepresented
00:50:37
and I think that I would just rather I just feel that do me the you know do me
00:50:42
the solid and if I pissed you off cuz I'm great at doing that. Then just tell
00:50:48
me. Just tell me and I'll either fix it. I don't think you could ever piss me off. I try not to.
00:50:53
I think you're a straight up guy. You're a gunslinger. What you see is what you get. Right now, I'm telling you, I don't And I feel the same way. What you see,
00:50:59
what you get. Okay. What you see, what you get. You sound like you're in a brothel. What you see, what you get.
00:51:06
What you see, what you get. Now, give me the $2. Why did he go to Fantasy Island right
00:51:12
then? That's where he's from. The plane. The plane. Boss, what you see, what you get.
00:51:17
I want to hold because I know you guys do your list of your top five and all the funny moments. You got to do one of
00:51:23
the top 10 accents. And maybe you've already done it, but accents are so good.
00:51:28
Um, you know what I love about this? What you what you guys are doing, and thank God you're doing it, is you play
00:51:34
in a free zone. You don't pull punches, and you don't hold the range back, and you you give
00:51:41
people, if you don't like it, don't listen to it. That's right. Some people don't like it. You don't like if you
00:51:47
don't sub if you don't subscribe to it. If you think that it's hateful or negative or demean what, then don't
00:51:53
listen. Right. But but but what we're doing is I don't even think that way. What we're doing is
00:51:58
the way we talk to each other in back of the comedy store. It's real life. Yeah. It's like I don't want to Why
00:52:05
would I fake it? No. Well, I'll say this. I've always said this for years. People may find the show, they may go, "That's not my my
00:52:12
style or my flavor." But the truth really is when we're [ __ ] around and
00:52:18
talking [ __ ] to each other, there's the love is beneath it. I imagine you come from a world where you and your friends,
00:52:23
you talk [ __ ] you [ __ ] around. So, we kind of just brought that to this thing just cuz that's how we always are. And I
00:52:29
think it it rung true cuz people were like, "Oh, yeah, we do that." Like, I don't think they want saccharine. They
00:52:34
just want the real deal. Yeah. There's no Look, it's a show. Everyone has to build a show and it is produced.
00:52:39
It's a show. When you said people were a little offput like who's this guy coming to our network, this wild dude who wears
00:52:44
jewelry and tattoos and Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like Yeah. They were [ __ ] shocked. But are you a mind? What is going on with
00:52:50
your hands today? Well, it's just like no more show.
00:52:55
See? Yeah. But you bring something real. I think that's what the people like. Well, and and that's one of the things that I
00:53:01
think we need to preach more about in society is, you know, start like, you know, my Reed, who's my COO of my
00:53:07
company, big fan of you guys, and we were talking about he goes, "You know what's so great about these guys is they
00:53:12
don't He just farted. That was that was so awesome. God damn it, Bobby.
00:53:17
Please tell me that that the mic picked that up." Yeah, it did. I heard it. By the way, Reed, he's talking about Reed who likes
00:53:23
the show and he I don't like Reed. That's why Yeah. When when you bring his name up, I
00:53:28
fart. I I [ __ ] Reed's 68. Yeah, I saw him with the glasses. [ __ ]
00:53:33
that guy. This is Reed's big moment. He's listening to the show and all I hear is, "Oh, guys, talking about like and then Reed who loves you guys.
00:53:41
My god, I can't believe you heard that." Oh, he's a big beef, too. You know what? Hey, when that dries, it's going to
00:53:47
itch. I can't wait. Yeah. And you're going to scratch it. Oh, no.
00:53:52
Okay, Reed, give us Reed. Tell me. Yeah. So Reed was just saying, he goes, "It's great to see people that are kind of they're just saying screw it. This is
00:54:00
what who we are. This is what we do. You like it like you don't like it." You know, and gosh, it's just great to hear
00:54:05
people getting back to being who they are. Having fun, man. Exactly. And it's so It's incredibly And
00:54:11
the great thing about this is you get paid for this [ __ ] Yeah, man. We're having fun. Get It's a job. We're having fun. Oh, you're not
00:54:17
get Well, we don't pay Bobby. He doesn't know. You don't pay me, but he's not going to get paid for a little while. But that Bitcoin account is growing.
00:54:22
It is growing. Did you get sucked into that? Did you get sucked in? No. You know what? When I heard about it
00:54:27
the first time, I heard it from a triple D restaurant in uh Florida. This is like 12, 13 years ago. Had I bought some back
00:54:35
then? Yeah. Yeah. We would Yeah. We would be on a different Did the restaurant take Bitcoin as payment?
00:54:40
That that actually that restaurant did cuz I heard about this. There was places that were like ahead of the curve a
00:54:45
decade ago. They took it as payment. And now some of these people, you can look this up on the internet. Some of these
00:54:51
guys who did that are worth [ __ ] like $50 million cuz they took Bitcoin back then and guys back then were like fine
00:54:57
who cares cuz it was around the world of tech and they knew money. Yeah. And they were like who gives a [ __ ] You're going to take this money.
00:55:02
It's look Sacramento startup uh food token launches in a crypto payment system for restaurants. Now it's gone
00:55:08
viral. Now people are doing it now and there's a million different ways to to pay out. But man, what a what a wild
00:55:14
world. If you had taken it back then but guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy you've done it all right. You've done it all. You wake up in the morning,
00:55:20
what else is there? I mean, do do you do you still have goals, aspirations? Like,
00:55:25
what have you ticked? What check box have you not ticked? It It's funny cuz my wife my wife says it all the time.
00:55:32
She'll look at me. We just our son just got married. Our oldest son, Hunter, got married over. Congratulations, Hunter. Check.
00:55:37
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I really have this amazing life. Besides losing my my sister and and I
00:55:43
lost my dad to pancreatic cancer. Um, besides that, I've got an incredible mom who's just a firecracker, 81 years old,
00:55:49
and rides her rides her bike 100 miles a week. Wow. Um, yeah, she's a That one's
00:55:55
a She's a And dances like nobody's business. But I Is she single? Huh? And yeah, but I still won't let her
00:56:01
date. I would you not let her date? What are you What are youing around this town for, my
00:56:08
friend? This is my house, dude. I'm kaga. And he would treat her. He would treat her. You would
00:56:13
delicate. If any if anybody was going to date my mom. She ride her bike. I do my lime scooter.
00:56:18
We'll get to the same destination. I love the lime. I love the lime. This guy will lime in any city we're in. Yeah. You keep leaving him over here.
00:56:24
There's like a whole garage of them. He loves the limes. He can't get enough. But your mom is still still cruising.
00:56:29
Great. Nephew just graduated law school at Lyola. Wow. Hunter just graduated with his MBA out
00:56:35
of Miami. Wow. Ryder's a sophomore at San Diego State. And Hunter just got married this weekend. So my wife So I
00:56:41
took off. We got home from the ranch from where we had the wedding. 350 people. Hunter. Still pissed at Hunter.
00:56:48
Um, but he married an incredible woman, Tara, who's, you know, now our our daughter-in-law. Is it 50/50 the audience? I don't know
00:56:54
how that works. What's 350 people? Do you have bulk of the people? Cuz you have a big entourage. Uh, Hunter had the bulk. I think Tara
00:57:00
was very respectful and stuck to her 50. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Hunter invited the mailman. I mean, I if
00:57:08
they say, "Hey, what's your name again? You want to come to my wedding?" Yeah. You know, and I So anyhow, so we had
00:57:13
this and great chefs came and cooked. But the point is I I left the next day and she's like, "I mean, can you just
00:57:19
take a break?" And she goes, "What I mean, aren't you tired?" I said, "Yeah, I'm tired, but I'll sleep when I'm dead. There's so
00:57:25
much to achieve." Y we live again, I'm a huge patriot. I love our country. And we have a wine
00:57:30
company, Hunt Wine. We have a tequila company, Sto. Tequila. We have the cigar company. We have about 90 restaurants,
00:57:37
uh, four shows, you know. But my biggest thing and the biggest thing we've done nothing
00:57:44
nothing we've done zero and then no cigar nothing and Jose Andreas feeds the world.
00:57:49
Yeah. Oh my we got to do [ __ ] dude after this plan. My biggest thing is philanthropy.
00:57:54
Yeah. I love what the found call it the guy foundation. I didn't want to call it that but it's easier to get people to
00:58:00
support and make donations. Is that dinosaurs philanthropy? Uh I don't know how to spell how do you
00:58:06
spell it wrong every time. It's helping people. Yeah I get it. Do you want to leave that joke in?
00:58:14
I knew when it came out of my mouth. I was like, "Oh boy, here we go." Yeah.
00:58:19
Yeah. No, but Guy Fier found Foundation is a very important thing and honestly. Okay. So, freedom ain't free. You have
00:58:26
men, women, and their families that have made the biggest commitment in the
00:58:32
world, biggest sacrifice in the world, a to make us a free country. Yeah. So now you have these people that are still doing it and have done it. And
00:58:39
I just think we need to recognize it more and we need to celebrate them more. And then you have all these first responders. You're a first responder.
00:58:46
You the house is on fire. You've chosen to leave the house. Great. But all of a sudden now this fireman with nothing
00:58:53
more than the g has to go into the burning house. You know this stuff to me. I don't think we sit there and
00:58:59
really reflect on it enough of what goes on in our world and how blessed we are to have what we have. So, when I was at
00:59:06
the fires up in Paradise, which is up by Chico, California, and we were feeding a bunch of the fire victims, I'm watching
00:59:12
all these first responders sitting over to the side and I'm like, "Come over here, guys. Time to eat." Like, "No, no, no, no." And eventually, I come to find
00:59:19
out that they're just eating granola bars and MREs. And I said, "Why aren't you eating, you know, what we have?" And they that's for the fire victims. I
00:59:25
said, "You guys are fire victims. You live in this town. Your stuff burnt down. Yeah. Well, long story short, I realized
00:59:31
I know how to cook. I have a lot of great chef friends that want to help cook. So, I built this half million
00:59:37
dollar trailer. And now when there is a disaster is if we can get there. Sometimes the fire lines became we'll go
00:59:43
and feed uh first responders. We came down to LA fires. Uh we're here for 10 days. We fed 25,000 meals.
00:59:51
Oh my god. And it's not that they're not getting fed. It's just we come in and do something a little bit different. It's
00:59:56
all scratch made, but it's just for people. Same thing back to that money that we gave for those uh you know, for
01:00:02
those restaurant workers. It's just for people to be recognized that we care
01:00:07
about you and we thank you for being you. And if we don't have a disaster, we'll just go to different
01:00:13
municipalities around the country. We were just in Palm Beach and went there and fed firefighters and sheriffs and
01:00:20
troopers and everybody and just did a lunchon for 400. So 25,000 first responders you fed in Cal
01:00:25
in Southern California. And the great thing is is I well not the great thing and I wasn't even there. My team and these great chefs, Eric Eric
01:00:32
Greenspan, who's a phenomenal chef here in town, Tony Lasso, I mean all these chefs jump in.
01:00:38
Yeah. And you know when we had the fires in Maui, I called 40 of my favorite chefs.
01:00:43
They all came to the they were all in the wine country. We did a dinner for 150 people and we raised for the Maui
01:00:50
fire victims restaurant workers $1.7 million in one night. Oh my god.
01:00:56
That's more than Gavin Newsome's ever done. There's that accident. But sometimes when you do a good deed,
01:01:01
it it back backfires. Give us a good detail. I was in Sibu, right? I went to Jollibee and I bought Be
01:01:09
I'm not kidding you. You're comparing Guy to finish Guy Fury's dinosaur philanthropic
01:01:17
ventures to your Sabu Philippines. Well, then forget it then. No, give it to us. I went and bought 300 [ __ ] boxes of
01:01:24
spaghetti. And then I And then Wow. But then we went to an impoverished
01:01:30
area, right? A bunch of naked kids. He's got it.
01:01:35
Let him tell his naked kids saboo story. Yeah, forget it, dude. It's already going to It's going to backfire. No, you went to Sibu. He did buy
01:01:42
Tell them. I don't think you're getting out of this one. I want to hear I want to hear the end of this one. Hell yeah, guy.
01:01:47
Dude, come on. Tell him. Right. He wants We have a van. We opened up the van. All these naked kids run out because they're
01:01:52
so hungry. Do it without the naked kid part. I mean, for [ __ ] sake. Clothed kids.
01:01:58
Bunch of fully clothed kids. A bunch of kids ran up. Yeah. There was a goat chain to a [ __ ] metal pole about to die, right?
01:02:04
And the kids waited in line. They saw the jolly and they threw it on the ground. And they ran back into their huts. Well, they don't want you out. They backfire sometimes.
01:02:11
My dad would say that the road the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
01:02:17
That's right. Right. Sometimes you try and it I've never heard that. Say it again. The road to hell is paid to hell is
01:02:22
paved with good intentions. Your dad said stuff like that all the time. Give him a quote that your dad used to say to you. Yeah. The wolf come out only at night
01:02:28
when you're blind but don't have to eat. Okay. Very good.
01:02:33
Very deep. Alcoholic prophet. We're doing something very good. I would
01:02:39
like to use this time to say this. December 6. December 6th, uh, we're doing a a home run derby for Special
01:02:45
Olympics. We're raising money here in the Valley. December 6, you can come hit home runs off your favorite celebrity,
01:02:51
comic, actor, whoever. We're having a bunch of people come out and you can hit dingers off your favorite celebrities at home run a softball home run derby
01:02:57
tournament. Bobby and I for Special Olympics. You're literally signed up for it. But thank you for Well, wait, hold on. So pigs,
01:03:04
let's touch on that so we can save Bobby's ass right now. 100%. Um we're doing an event for Special Olympics. I we're raising money for
01:03:11
Special Olympics. We've done this before. We did uh we did Family Feud and all of our winnings were supposed to go
01:03:16
to Special Olympics. Uh cuz McCone in the back there, his dad and mom work for Special Olympics. So that we take a lot
01:03:21
of we take it serious. I like it. I take it seriously. We donate money to it. He's being a smartass with him. But but no, we do.
01:03:26
But December 6th, we are going to do it in the Valley. It's going to be a Special Olympics home run derby. So I have a cousin with special needs.
01:03:31
Yeah. and he's one of my favorite people in the world. His name's Douggee. And Doug, what's it? Douggee. Doug. We call
01:03:38
him Douggee. Doug's about three years older than me. But um I got involved with a program called Best Buddies.
01:03:45
Oh yeah. Best Buddies is great. And an unbelievable program. And Tom Brady and I used to do an event together at Harvard and he would do the celebrity
01:03:53
football game with the buddies. And then when I started getting involved, it's like what what is my piece? So I would
01:03:59
cook I would do, you know, I just cook something like appetizers or something. There was a few hundred people there. Well, the buddies really gravitated
01:04:05
towards it because they like to have jobs that have definition and and have structure and so I started bringing the
01:04:12
buddies in. They started working with me. Well, it evolved into this food and wine event that involved the buddies
01:04:17
cooking and then we did so much job placement with them. So I have been a fan of the best buddies program and if
01:04:23
you don't know about it, it's it's amazing. and and also Special Olympics and which Doug was a big Doug won some
01:04:29
Special Olympics. Doug's about 6'2 and I mean this guy was a track track and field machine. Yeah. And I just think
01:04:36
that that's again one of those things I'm not Some people get down with the first responder, you know, uh program
01:04:41
that I'm into. Some people gravitate towards the Special Olympics and the Best Buddies. Whatever it is, we all
01:04:48
have time to give back. Maybe it's financially, maybe it's those social media posts, maybe it's with your, you
01:04:54
know, it's with money, whatever. But there's some really great programs out there that need some respect and some
01:05:00
recognition. And the fact that two of the funniest son of [ __ ] I've ever met are slowing it down for one second
01:05:06
to do something December, which what do these people want to come hit the balls for? Because they're going to get to interface and be around their favorite
01:05:12
comedians and have a one-on-one experience that nothing will be I mean, that'll be a pretty intimate piece. So,
01:05:18
it's going to be fun. Let me know if I can donate anything. Oh, we're going to be hitting you up. We're going to be hitting you up.
01:05:23
If you guys need some auction items, a chef code, a kn What? I mean, whatever. If I can do something, I'd be more We're actually We're actually going to
01:05:29
hit you up for about $100,000 if that's okay. Yeah. Will you take that in an out of state check? I will. I will.
01:05:35
Two party. A two party is fine. We'll take all of it. We don't really care. I'm just making up my own numbers like
01:05:40
they did, you know, the Yeah. Stretch it out. That's That's a That's a great piece. Um
01:05:45
I'm looking forward to This is one. It's great to get this friendship and to meet you guys and it's not as terrifying. I'm
01:05:52
not kidding you. I was actually scared. Why are you killing it? This is one of our best episodes because you guys are so funny and so
01:05:58
fast and so witty and then the [ __ ] that comes out of your mouth. I'm like, "Oh my god, it's
01:06:03
I did philanthropic [ __ ] dinosaur bomb which which clo Yeah. Which melted the
01:06:10
house, dude. No, it's going to make it to the episode for sure. My uh my my cousins would come, Doug's
01:06:16
family. the prices would come to uh our house in Northern California back when I was a kid and my uncle Pete would say to
01:06:22
all of the kids now when we go to cousin guy's house uncle Jim is going to talk
01:06:28
certain ways and the ways that Uncle Jim talks are okay for Uncle Jim but when we
01:06:33
leave we don't talk like that in Connecticut all right we what is something that Uncle Jim would say
01:06:41
uh just about every goddamn word you've said plus six no filter There was no filter. And my
01:06:47
dad would call, you know, he'd call [ __ ] [ __ ] and and that was so it was a real funny.
01:06:52
So when I was walking in here, Reed says to me, Reed that you hate um that your
01:06:58
farting friend. Yeah. Reed said to me, "You know, these guys are going to go pretty hot and fast. They're going to go
01:07:04
really down some dark rabbit holes. Don't feel you have to go with them." That's right. Because I will. If we were drinking
01:07:10
tequila, this you and I, we This should have been over. You want me to go get some? I'll go get the guy. I'll go get it. right now. I'll go
01:07:16
pull open that. Yeah. Um, no, we don't really, you know, we're we're um Christian in many ways.
01:07:22
Yes. And recognizing sobriety. Congratulations. Yeah. Yeah. I'm, you know, been sober. You know what I mean? I just, you know,
01:07:27
rabbit holes. I don't know. We go down some dark rabbit holes, but the fun thing about us is we don't need to jump down. Yeah.
01:07:32
We go down it by ourselves. We're like the uh what is the Some are pushed down it. Yeah. Some people get pushed down the
01:07:37
search light sliders. You know, the people that go down first to go dig it out. We We're the explorers. We try it. Didn't they know rabbit holes?
01:07:43
Rabbit holes. Yeah, they think of the rabbit holes. You're getting what? Are you getting tired? What are you getting tired? You throwing out [ __ ] cuz you're
01:07:48
getting tired. Cut it the [ __ ] out. By the way, I love this hat you're wearing. This like childish LA Dodgers hat. It's my
01:07:54
favorite thing you wear. I love that hat. Thank you. Because you childish. Well, cuz it's too small.
01:07:59
It's just like how a kid would get it at the game. Yeah, cuz you know they make the child the youth size. That is what that is. That's a youth size. Yeah, I went to the kids department.
01:08:06
I have a little head. Can I ask you some dating advice? Please. All right. So, um I've been married for 30 years, but
01:08:11
yeah, go right ahead. I'm real, you know, but I feel like you're like a Yoda in that way. Okay. Okay. Okay.
01:08:16
So, um, would you date somebody, you know what I mean, that your friend
01:08:22
liked? I think the code is you have to get clearance.
01:08:27
You have to get You have to go to the friend. You have to get clearance. Clarence. Yeah, you do. You have What do you think?
01:08:32
Who? Because that's the monkey philosophy. The branch thing that he said was the same. Is there a girl that you like that your friend is that?
01:08:37
No. Hypothetically. Okay. Okay. Name Linda. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, if you know your friend liked her,
01:08:44
you've dated girls that have also dated your friends. Well, here's the reputation that I have, right? I'm dating a girl right now who
01:08:50
is the ex of a um of another friend of another comedian, right? And now there's a rumor like, "Oh, Bobby
01:08:56
dates exes." So, yeah, but is how is that wrong? See, but here's my this is my I'm going to get your answer, but here's my
01:09:01
philosophy. They're no longer with that person. Hopefully, they've moved on. Why is it inappropriate for you to date
01:09:07
them? Cuz some guys are like, you know, they they they're territorial. Well, that's their problem.
01:09:12
If the girl has moved on and she wants to date you, but you don't want to burn the bridge with the, you know, I mean, the guy, who cares? Then he's a week.
01:09:18
You got to you got to check your you got to check your uh status. I mean, if it was a week ago, h probably not, right?
01:09:24
What about 5 days? But last night, um, no, I I think the
01:09:29
thing is is you got to check the credibility of the buddy because they don't own that person. And the reality
01:09:35
of it, that's why I said you go to him and you say, "Hey, listen. Um, I know that you guys had a thing. Just, you
01:09:40
know, I'm interested." And I I to me, I think that's respectful, but I don't think by any means is, you know, again,
01:09:46
timing is the biggest thing. Timing is it, but that timing is life. But how about this? How about this? The if it's an ex-wife, a little bit more
01:09:52
murky. That's darker waters. So, if you're a wife, you guys got a divorce. I would [ __ ] kill you.
01:09:59
You would kill me? I would slit your throat. That three years down the road. I don't give a [ __ ] Three years down the road. I
01:10:05
don't give a [ __ ] if it's a thousand years. I'd come back and I'd kill you. You're You can't date
01:10:11
your friend's ex-wife. Ex-girlfriend is different to me. Like if I dated your if you got in a divorce and I did stop.
01:10:17
He's going to [ __ ] kill you. You're not going to kill me with with spatulas. You think Guy Fiery can't [ __ ] you up if
01:10:25
Oh, [ __ ] you up. Oh no, dude. You're so out of pocket, dude. So, okay. So that's I honestly I mean
01:10:32
and I appreciate this. I wouldn't kill you. Okay. I wouldn't kill you, but I would
01:10:38
slowly torture the [ __ ] out of you until you wanted to kill yourself.
01:10:45
Oh, okay. I would get so medieval. What am I doing? I'd get medieval on your eyes. Oh, I see. Okay. All right. You sell
01:10:51
pulp fiction, right? What if I'm going to invite some amicopy?
01:10:56
No. You were married. You spell that. Yeah. No. Yeah. I don't know how. Dinosaur. I can't even say it. But what? Yeah.
01:11:04
Amicably. Amicably. Amicably. Okay. So, what? No. But but married is a different
01:11:09
stage. If it Why? Because you could. That's a bigger commitment than someone who just dated. You just dated someone just dating
01:11:14
somebody. But if your friend married someone, got a divorce. You can't date their ex-wife. Un if it's a real friend. If it's not a real friend.
01:11:20
Can I go to you? I call you up. What's up, guy? It's Bob. You're going to go who for sure. You I mean, I'm gonna go
01:11:27
Lee. I don't know. Right. Then I'll say bad friends and that and then I go philanthropy philanthropist.
01:11:33
Listen, I'm coming to you first. Remember the philanthropist? Yeah. Yeah. The philanthropist. I'm coming to you first, right? And I want
01:11:38
to I'd be a man to man a man mono immano. Okay. And I want to say to you,
01:11:43
you know, I met your ex at a bar and I haven't done anything yet, but can
01:11:48
I get your permission? Permission. Okay. Um your No, he's saying you're
01:11:54
saying not his ex-wife, his ex-girlfriend. No, his ex-wife. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, it dep I think okay, there's a
01:12:00
really good question there because if you had a really bad divorce and you don't like the person anymore and they
01:12:06
want to let you go through hell with her, then that's a different story. Bobby, call her. I'll give you a matter
01:12:12
of fact, I'll tell you where she lives now, right? I see. I see. But otherwise, I want to show you my collection of
01:12:18
needlense pliers. Oh, okay. Well, I never going to do that. That's right. I would never do that now. Now I know.
01:12:23
And you same thing. Yeah, brother. You know better. You know what I mean? But but also ex-girlfriend I think is I
01:12:30
think you if you're interested in a friend's exgirlfriend that's so fine. Why I don't see the problem there uh
01:12:37
because it's someone they dated if they've moved on like adults. Now there could be a thing. Let's say it was a fiveyear relationship.
01:12:42
Five years is not long enough. Okay. But it's a long relationship. Next week's not okay. Maybe next month's not
01:12:47
okay. I think give it a little time. A year. Give it a year. But if that and I think in I think a respectful just, hey man,
01:12:54
just want to let you know because the last thing they want to find out is find out the wrong way. Then that would be a weird thing, right? Yeah. And just hypothetical.
01:13:00
Why in the hell are you asking me this [ __ ] Let's talk about what to do with those darn holiday leftovers or
01:13:06
something like I don't know much about food. Okay. Bobby doesn't need leftovers.
01:13:12
Yeah, I don't need leftovers. Time out. Yeah. You want to get that joke out clean? Yeah. Go ahead. Get that joke out. This is what he does.
01:13:18
Go ahead. Bobby doesn't eat leftovers. Very good. Very good. Can we subtitle this? Subtitle.
01:13:24
Bobby doesn't eat leftovers. I'm asking you because you seem like a guy that knows. Yeah, he's You know why?
01:13:30
Because guy seems like he's got he's got knowledge. You have knowledge about life. About life. A lot about life.
01:13:36
Yeah. Ask him another life question aside from food. I mean, how can we not get rid of this guy after
01:13:43
all this? It's It's unbelievable. By the way, guy, for the record, this gentleman here, he's sick again. He shows up sick
01:13:49
to our studio no less than than once a month. No less. Am I lying? Tell me I'm lying. Anybody in the booth, you guys
01:13:55
are all getting sick every time he gets sick cuz you're with him. So, we have someone with chronic diarrhea. And then we also have somebody
01:14:00
that's sick all the time. Thank you for allowing me to your petri dish. I appreciate you coming. Well, this will make you stronger, right? And it's like
01:14:06
drinking water. No. Guy, I want to know the life advice that you have because he had a great
01:14:12
question. Bobby asked actually a great question about what's next and whatever. and you said, you know, you you do you are very fulfilled, but you're going to
01:14:18
keep moving and keep going forward. Could you ever would you ever see yourself like acting in a television
01:14:24
show or a film like a but but like legit legit? Cuz if we did something, have you been in a movie? What I'm asking is if we made something
01:14:32
like a film, would you would you Well, let's talk about what type of film
01:14:37
it is because right now it seems like it's going to be in your garage and it's going to have a lot of baby oil. It will. It will. You said you you said
01:14:44
you went to the yard sale and got these. We did. Um No, I was just in Happy Gilmore, too. Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
01:14:50
We were in it, too. Oh, yeah. You were. Oh, by the way, on Hey, and you have lost a lot of weight, by the way. Um
01:14:55
since then, but on the table in the belly button hair, still nightmares. Okay. Okay.
01:15:01
I'm saying I can do a role not as Guy Ferry. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. You would?
01:15:06
Absolutely. And and matter of fact, think of it. Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Guy Fury, Kevin Spacy, Bill and and
01:15:12
Billy. You know what I mean? What do you think? Expendables. Part five. Bobby Lee.
01:15:19
Yeah. The Very Expendables. The Very Expendable. The Very Expendable. Ex. Yeah. Expendable.
01:15:24
Expendable. Um. Yeah. No, this would be great. And I love comedy. I love laughing at life. I
01:15:30
love the, you know, people ask me all the time about the the flame shirt. You know, that's [ __ ] flame. You know
01:15:35
that was one picture with a flame shirt. Yeah. You never wore that again? No, I never wore it in the first [ __ ]
01:15:41
I never wore it in the first place. You have flames on your body tattoos wise? No. No. No. It was just Why? Why? Yeah. Why
01:15:46
is it Bring up the shirt cuz it's one time I do have a flame on I think those are the initials of my oldest kid, Hunter.
01:15:54
Um that was it though. That this iconic shirt people can they buy this at home. So if you see that you see that on there
01:16:00
that's Johnny Garlics. That's one of my restaurants and we were doing a promotion for the barbecue and the whole
01:16:05
thing. And so my manager at the time says, "Hey, here's this flame shirt. Uh, put this on. It' be a good promo piece." So it was it was like a flyer, you know,
01:16:12
like a door hanger or something. And boy has it lived on in perpetuity. Wild that that's wild. One photo does that.
01:16:18
Well, you know what that is for? That's I'm Bobby mom for us. I mean, I'm the show. Oh, dude. That's See what I mean, though. That we did it one time.
01:16:24
What? What guy? I really just cry inside for you. But
01:16:30
the Bobby mom prison voicemail
01:16:35
when Bob I'm in prison the when I did the voice of your mom when she's locked in. Oh yeah yeah yeah. It'll live on in
01:16:41
perpetuity. That is our flame shirt. Yeah. So the flame shirt. So So we lean into it. I mean there's a Fetcon in New
01:16:47
York. There's a couple of them around the country. Um I have That's awesome. I have 10 bachelorette parties a week
01:16:53
that show up to the to the Vegas guys kitchen and bar in Vegas uh that are having their Guy Fetti bachelorette
01:16:59
party. I mean, I love it. If you can't laugh at yourself and you can't poke fun at it and have a good time with it, I
01:17:05
mean, life is too short. And if you're going to go around puckered up, tight ass about it, then I think you're you're missing what life is. But I think you
01:17:12
put that back into style, though. Yeah. I bought a bought a Vans that have flames on it like that.
01:17:18
Well, Vans make shirts like that. They have a Van shirt like that. If I was smart, I would have capitalized on making every shirt like that that
01:17:24
ever came out. But now there's so many people that are doing it and people are like, "What about people, you know, ripping off the flare hair and all." I
01:17:30
said, "Listen, Elvis wrote so many great songs and he no one will ever produce them and and sound like Elvis, right?
01:17:36
But you got to love that when someone wants to go and, you know, try to utilize a little flattery there.
01:17:43
Embrace it." So, back to the great movie that I'm in. Yeah. You're coming in. We're right. We're making a movie. We're going to make a movie and we'd love to have you,
01:17:49
but you won't play you. You would play a different character. Hey. Hey. The main nemesis. Did you ever see? Yeah. The nemesis. You
01:17:54
would play the the nemesis, which you're usually a nice, sweet man, which you are. You'd be evil on this. This [ __ ] up.
01:18:00
I'm ready. Cuz you just heard about the torture thing, you know? I'm ready. I torture Bobby.
01:18:06
It's a self-fulfilling. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. A hostile movie. Yeah. He's like, Yeah. And we get
01:18:11
captured. We're on We're tourists. He's like, "Yeah, boys. You on a little uh you a little adventure?" Yeah. Yeah. So, human centipede, but you're you get
01:18:18
surgically, you know, your penis to my mouth something. I I'm just throwing throwing it out there.
01:18:23
Yeah. It's a workshopping thing. We're I don't because I don't like memorizing lines. So, I want to have any lines. So, spit just be like,
01:18:30
"Yeah, yeah, that's good." All right. So, if you want to know if I will play somebody that's not my character, there's a commercial that I
01:18:36
did for Uber Eats. Play it. We got to watch it. That was And they called and I think it was
01:18:41
actually kind of a joke that they called and wanted to know if I would do it. And I'm like,
01:18:47
"Absolutely, I'll do it. I'm so down with this." I delivered all kinds of people. You
01:18:53
never really know who you'll meet. Big mansion in Beverly Hills
01:18:58
into Pardon me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Excuse
01:19:04
me. Thank you. Thank you. [Music] [Laughter]
01:19:15
Splendid. Seems different on TV. Do you mean the
01:19:21
flute? Yeah, that's what it is. The flute. If you excuse us.
01:19:26
Wow. Very good, dude. It's so good.
01:19:33
That's a great You being like a British dignitary with your with with all the fancy people
01:19:38
around and everybody and then they I mean, we laughed. So, those are all real actors.
01:19:44
Oh, yeah. So, I don't know anything about real acting. I just know that was so [ __ ] good. I just know
01:19:49
like talking [ __ ] and laughing and having fun. And so I'm there. So when we would cut and I would sit there and just
01:19:55
start busting up and they they held it together, huh? No. No. God, I had them all laughing by
01:20:00
the end of it. But I would talk to him and I'm like, "So I'm going to do this little move and the and the director's like, you know, you don't have to give
01:20:06
us this." I'm like, "If I'm going to do this, man. We're going to go big or go home." And that was one of the funnest verses.
01:20:12
Awesome. Well, we've got we we got to slot him into something. Well, and I want to say this. This is what's funny about you. People probably
01:20:19
think the joke that they're playing is people probably think he puts this on for the thing. That's for the thing. But
01:20:25
this is who you are. You show up like that's who you are. So this is the joke that people go I bet you he's some rich
01:20:31
fancy guy. He's not this kind of guy. Like they think you're this guy. That's like a sn No. People authentic. This is
01:20:38
real. But I'm saying the idea is people put on the mask for Hollywood and blah blah blah blah. Nah, this is guy. They
01:20:44
ask I I run into people all the time and they'll go, you know, we'll meet and we'll say, "Hello, how you doing?" And I
01:20:50
don't really have a lot of filter. I don't use real bad language in front of people I don't know, but uh they'll go,
01:20:56
"He's just the way he is on TV." Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, "Yeah, I'm not acting. I don't I wouldn't even know what to do cuz you
01:21:03
can't fake it in that capacity because it has to be authentic." And I think that's what people read through, like
01:21:09
with you guys, the authenticity of this relationship and this banter and so forth, you can't make this up. You can't
01:21:15
try to be two funny guys that sit in a room and bust balls on each other if it really doesn't happen in real life.
01:21:22
Yeah, it does. You know, I mean, when we hate each other and we're like about to explode, I mean, you
01:21:27
can feel it. Yeah, you can feel it. Yeah. London London was bad. London was bad. London was really bad. And also when I
01:21:33
moment I had a mental breakdown at Dolly World. I had a mental world's badass though. Yeah, I know. No, it had nothing to do
01:21:39
with No, I'm just saying it had to do with me. It had to do with me. Did you Did you drink when you did this
01:21:44
show? No, no, no. He's been sober this whole time. What show? This show. You're saying this show?
01:21:49
Today? No, not today. But in general, no, I got No, I I had been relapsed on
01:21:55
the show. You relapsed on the show before. I'm saying it's been a long cuz I was going to say that that could definitely add some
01:22:00
Well, we had we've gone to rehab together. Mhm. Uh three times now
01:22:05
and and it's been fun. You know, he's my best friend. Well, it's true. I mean, we we have we've gone a few times and it's
01:22:12
it's made the show stronger. It's made our relationship stronger. He's my brother for life. Where did I run into you the first time?
01:22:18
Because it was recently year. Bert Bert's uh Oh, Bert's premiere. Oh, that's right. That's where I was.
01:22:23
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was fun. And I love Bert. I've had him on uh I've had him on a couple shows and talk about
01:22:30
you know the great thing about See I it's interesting to hear that you guys say that there's beef. I've heard about beefs in in comedy for people ripping
01:22:36
off jokes. I've heard some of that [ __ ] that to me not such a not such a fan of. But when I
01:22:43
see you guys it's like Bert. Bert's one of the guys that I look at like how I treat my industry of trying to help
01:22:49
champion people and bring people up. And I think he's been a great uh mentor mentor or band leader or
01:22:56
coach, but he seems to really be interested in all of his buddies and all his friends and helping people's careers
01:23:02
uh get recognized. I got emotional. I got we were in the Ozarks and we were backstage and I just
01:23:09
turned to him and I got teeyed and I just said, "Bro, growing up, no one
01:23:14
invited me to play. Thanks for inviting me to play." Yeah, he's a great And I got really tearary because it's
01:23:19
like, you know, when you know your friends invite you to do cool [ __ ] dude. It's just that's all I want. I
01:23:25
just wanted someone to say yes. Well, great. Because you know the cool [ __ ] I'm going to bring you to. Oh my. You want me later?
01:23:31
Hey, brother. No, I'm not getting you. We're going to I'm going to bring you some cool [ __ ] Are you a country fan? Country music?
01:23:37
I love Shaniah Twain. You mean I love the double strut? Hey, I love the tipping of the hats. I
01:23:42
love all that [ __ ] So line dancing is big for you.
01:23:48
You go to the tipping hat all the time. Yeah, I tip hats all the time. His favorite parting. Wait. And I
01:23:53
Well, I'm looking forward to what I'm going to take you. We'll find something. I peel off one more question to you cuz I'm I'm curious about it. People have
01:23:59
asked me about it with what my opinion is. How many uh is it a Chevel? It's a
01:24:05
Chevel, right? Or it's a Camaro. The car. Yeah. On the show. Uh Camaro. It's a Camaro. How many Camaros are
01:24:12
there? in the world. What do you mean? No, no, he knows snow leopards. He He does an intro. No, he he uses them
01:24:18
on Triple D. But when you have the Camaro, uh, how many are there? And then where
01:24:24
do they go? How do they go? People want to know, guy. Give it to me. Inquiring minds. I'm a car junkie.
01:24:31
Yeah. Real junkie. Like real problem. Like you're sick. Like real problem. My dad when he was passing away, I was I said to him, I
01:24:37
said, "Hey, Dad, I got everything handled, man. I got all your stuff handled, you know." And I said, "I just want you to know." And he he goes, "It's
01:24:44
not my [ __ ] I'm worried about." He goes, "You got so many goddamn cars. When you die, what are you going to do to your
01:24:50
kids? Leave all these goddamn cars." He says, "You never drive them." I said, "Dad, not everybody takes the Van Go off
01:24:56
the wall, throws it in the front seat of their car, and cruises around town, right?" Yeah. I said, "This is my cars are my art." So, I collect cars. I'm a
01:25:03
big Chevy fan in particular. How many cars do you think you have? I mean,
01:25:08
let me guess. Okay. Five. I think you have no less than 50.
01:25:13
I have no less than 50. [ __ ] me. But I have every car from our childhood.
01:25:19
From our childhood. Every car that I wanted. I mean, I just And matter of
01:25:24
fact, one of the first times, my first restaurant that I opened, first restaurant I opened, one of my great buddies, Bagto Bags as we call them,
01:25:31
went to college together. We're standing out there and we're looking at the first Johnny Garlics and we're standing out in the parking lot and he says, "Guo, you
01:25:36
know why you're going to be successful?" And I'm like, "Because I work my ass off and because I'm a good cook." And he and
01:25:43
he goes, "No, no, just to feed your car habit." Just so you can feed You're
01:25:49
going to work just so you can buy buy hot rod. Where do you put them? He's got a [ __ ] airplane hanger.
01:25:55
I have lifts. I mean, I'm like I said, we're going to do fun [ __ ] I'm going invite you to my house. I live up in up
01:26:00
in Northern California. You know, people say that all the time. Are you being real? Are you doing Hollywood?
01:26:05
Give me your goddamn phone. I'll put my number in right now. Yeah. I tell you right now, I've been down this [ __ ] road with a bunch of people.
01:26:10
No rabbit hole, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Hector Macho Kamacho did this. You know what I mean? Oh, Macho Kamacho did.
01:26:16
Yeah. Yeah. It was the wrong number. You know what I mean? I did it with [ __ ] uh AOC.
01:26:21
What? What? When did you reenact with her? I was just throwing names up. Oh, I was just going to say we might
01:26:26
have to talk. Dude, I actually bought it. Hector Macho Kamacho. I just came about.
01:26:32
What do you mean? You guys already got hung out? No. What? All right. So, anyhow, back to the car. Yeah. So, uh, the car when we first did
01:26:38
Triple D, we traveled around the country for 17 days shooting the pilot. And every time we went to a town, the
01:26:45
producer called the local car club and said, "Hey, we need a convertible because to shoot the show, you have to
01:26:50
have I have to be it has to be an open top because we don't have enough lights in there. It's not a movie car. So, blowing lights, so it had to be a
01:26:56
convertible." So, we drove around. We went, you know, I mean, we traveled everywhere and shot the pilot and I
01:27:02
drove all these different cars. Well, when the show got picked up, they called and said, "Okay, hey, we got picked up.
01:27:08
We got eight episodes. What of all those cars did you like?" I said, "Well, the Camaro, the, you know, red Camaro, one
01:27:14
of the most iconic cars ever." So, they went and bought that exact car. No, that exact car. But the problem was, and
01:27:20
being a car fanatic, I can't drive shitty cars. And the engine didn't run, the car didn't run
01:27:25
well, broke down in the intersection enough times. So, when we changed production companies, I said, "Okay, now
01:27:32
I'll handle the car." the car will be my baby. So, I went and we did a restoration on a 68 Camaro. Beautiful
01:27:39
restoration. Fantastic one. And one of the best restorations. I can't even play with you on that cuz
01:27:46
you own that. Guy guy only gets the best restorations. So, I did the uh So, we had the car, but
01:27:53
my boys would sit there and banter back and forth about, you know, it's like, I'm not dying, kid. So, don't talk about
01:27:59
who's getting the goddamn, you know, this is morbid. 40 years away from that. Yeah. Yeah.
01:28:04
So, uh, anyhow, I got this idea. I said, "You know what? I want to take the car and I want to, uh, upgrade the car. I
01:28:10
want to put some real big big motor." It had a 502 in it. And so, I went to my really good buddy Rory at VP Speed Shop
01:28:15
and I said, "Rory, I want you to make me two identical."
01:28:21
Name the movie. Anybody? Identical. Oh [ __ ] I love this game. Wait, Mom. Huh? Identical.
01:28:30
Come on. Glorian and Glenn Ross. No. No. Uh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No way. It's not going to trial. You shot a good old
01:28:37
boy. Oh, Scar Starchy and Hutch. Wait. Okay.
01:28:43
Tango and Cash. I'm just throwing out. Oh, it's one of my favorite movies. And it was just Well, it's a movie. What's the movie?
01:28:49
The entire store got Lord of the Rings. The entire store got the flu. So, yes, I wear this ridiculous outfit in your
01:28:56
honor. You're on. [ __ ] Is this my cousin Vinnie? Absolutely. Yeah. I was like I knew I knew it.
01:29:02
Savant. Well, you know, when you said when you did identical, I knew I was like, how am I not hearing the identical? Yeah.
01:29:09
So, anyhow, I'm two for two today with Guy Fiery. I'm [ __ ] amped. You're crushing.
01:29:14
So, shut up, dude. He's going to give you his phone number. I love the uh movie quotes and the movie
01:29:20
trivia [ __ ] Not that I watch, but I I stopped watching movie like 20 years ago. So, it's only weapons. Oh yeah.
01:29:26
Is that a porno? No. It's the best movie I've seen in five years. I love Weapons. Weapons?
01:29:32
Yeah. It's so scary. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, finish. Anyway, back to the identical rabbit hole. Identical. Okay,
01:29:38
so I go and I said to Rory, I said, I want you to make me two identical 68
01:29:45
Super Sport Camaros. And I I want to make them I want you to make them so perfect that I can't tell which is the
01:29:51
original. [ __ ] So Rory and his team and we filmed it. We made a show about it actually because
01:29:56
it was such a big deal. So iconic. And so he makes the cars and he gets them
01:30:02
done and I invite all my friends and family. He's got about 150 people there and we film the we film the crescendo
01:30:07
and they bring the car out. I give everybody a voting paper. Is it car A or car B? Wow. Fun. Okay. So everybody walks around. We film
01:30:14
this. All right. Now come on. I'm not dumb. I I know [ __ ] you know. Okay. I mean I give marital advice and
01:30:20
I've been married for dating advice. I've been married for 30 years. I'm pretty sharp. So, I know in the Camaro,
01:30:27
in the original Camaro, there's a scratch in the windshield down in the lower left corner over by the VIN
01:30:33
number. Why? Why is that? Why? Because I drive the car a bunch of times and I just saw it there and that
01:30:39
kind of little thing ticks ticks me, you know, so and I also know that in the passenger
01:30:45
side uh window railing there is a screw that is a little tarnished and a little
01:30:50
bit uh rusted. You are sick. He's sick. Okay. It's really Listen, do you know how many times I've made my wife stop the car now? You drive slow and I'm on
01:30:57
the side of the road and then I walk along the road listening to the car to find out where that goddamn squeak is on
01:31:03
family. Wow. Wow. Wow. This guy's total like six cars. Yeah. All right. So, it's it's an issue. But
01:31:09
any long story short, so everybody's done. So, I go to my parents. I go to my kids. I say, "Listen, the scratch in the
01:31:16
windshield is the thing." So, everybody knows this. All right. That's the original car. So, we get done, everybody
01:31:23
votes. Okay. And everybody in the group picks car A.
01:31:29
Yeah. My family, the small group of us pick like 20 of us pick car B,
01:31:34
right? You suckers. I know. I'm so not stupid. Yeah. Yeah. We're filming the whole thing. And they
01:31:42
go and the reveal is car. The original car is car
01:31:48
A. Wow. And I'm like, "What? What? There's a scratch in the
01:31:53
windshield." Yeah, we knew. You knew about it. We took the windshield out and we put it in car B. Oh my god.
01:31:58
Oh my god. Rory. Rory. Son of a [ __ ] Rory.
01:32:04
Anyhow, the car the cars are badass. I'm telling you. They're 700 horsepower plus. I mean, just really they're
01:32:09
they're 2022 race cars with 68 bodies on them. But
01:32:15
the great thing is the fans love them. And we have a couple other 68s at some of our restaurants uh in Pigeon Forge,
01:32:21
Tennessee, and one that we're doing in Myrtle Beach. But the 68 Camaro has really become a big thing. It's amaz Pigeon Forge, by the way,
01:32:27
shout out to If I went to Dolly World, baby. Well, we have That's where she is. We have downtown Flavor Town there.
01:32:33
Yeah, I know. We walked right by it. We went right by. If I went to any of your restaurants, could I draw up your name?
01:32:38
You're going to have my number. Okay. And I'll make sure that they get you seated within two hours.
01:32:46
How many How many people literally like We know Guy Fiery. So, uh, we got a table real fast, please.
01:32:51
All right. So, listen, Guy, we want to thank you very, I got to go home now. Would you do your show? Yeah, I know.
01:32:57
We're going to go do ice. I'm having too much fun with this. We're having more fun now. We're going to wrap up our show and say thank you
01:33:02
graciously for coming and being so great. It means the world to us. You've taught me so many things. We are huge fans. We love to do this. If
01:33:08
you can look into your camera and say thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you very much from the bottom of my
01:33:14
heart, for my entire family, and to yours. Thank you for being a a bad
01:33:19
friend. [Music]
01:33:31
Yeah. Woo.
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Yeah. [Music]
