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today using Code badf friends at my.u.com badri hey bad friends this week
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I'm going to be in Philly and in New York I'm playing the met and the beacon I'm so very excited I'm so humbled I
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cannot believe I get to play two beautiful venues New York and Philly come out and see me then I'm doing San Diego and Phoenix and San Francisco we
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added a show then I'm going to be doing Boston going over to Boston my friends and then I'm finishing this tour in
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Minneapolis Minnesota come see me Minneapolis Minnesota I'm doing four shows that's where I'm shooting my special I'm so very excited go to Andrew
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santo. for those tickets Andrew Santino dcom you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an
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Asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're
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bad friends dude did you fall asleep last night no bro yeah you did no no no
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I liked your no yeah that today you liked it no no I like so you're saying that I could have died no I liked it at
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4 in the morning I promise you no I I could see the phone right now yeah you could see it well what can you see that
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I did it at 400 in the morning I know oh God I could have died last night you definitely couldn't have died he he
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could have died last night no he could have killed me well he's sick right now too are you sick yeah from the fires dude it's a smoke no he's sick you know
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he's sick those are meth meth nose meth nostrils I've never done meth those are moils those are meth nostrils Bobby
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texted me at 3:00 in the morning saying like doors were unlocked and to come in if the Fire Hits that's sexy no it's not
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dud no that's not sexy it's not sexy no Oh I thought that was sexy no I had everything set up I had the F cat crates everything set up and I liked it an hour
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later no D I could have died like cuz I fell asleep knowing that you were my garden angel and N you could have die
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Angels need to take naps you say so last night what happened saying garden angel garden angel like he lives in the garden that's right
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dude my little garden Angel's a garden angel dude he's a l Nom dude he is kind
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of so last night when time did you get in I kept texting you on the flight texting you from the sky I I landed at
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10:35 my god oh wow I saw the smoke the whole way it was wild wow I saw the
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fires the whole way last night um I texted Carlos cuz I was so tired I
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go um so just I'm going to fall asleep but just in case um if it gets out of
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control I'm going to leave my bedroom door open mhm h yeah and then um wake me
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up well I have the bags packed yeah get the Cats in the Cradle Cats in the
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Cradle in the Silver Spoon La is on fire and it's new fall yeah yeah so um
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it's that mayor we have were you going to hey Los Angeles this is Mayor Karen bass yeah where are you going baby she's
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done dud she's done dude right cooked yeah she's cooked she's done dude why she stayed silent there interviewing her
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dude that was crazy that yeah yeah sweet British guys like Madame mayor have you got anything to say to the
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people of Los Angeles you cut you cut the you know the fire department fund and what all that stuff and she kept
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quiet but last night right so I'm like I felt I fell asleep I'm like okay Carlos asked me this morning he liked my thing
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and so which means that he had slept through it so if my house was on fire I'd be dead you'd be dead but I was texting you the whole night I texted you
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back and forth in fact I got a call from Kila how many calls did you get from
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kalila uh yesterday to well I got to call mid-flight and I saw I texted I was like I can't answer I'm on a plane yeah
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why can't by the way why can't I answer I'm on a plane can't they just make it available for us to take a call on a plane it'll interfere with the radio no
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it won't that's there's no way that's there's no way there's no way there's a lot of things they should like the
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closing the windows when you're Landing what's that all about give me a break give me I I know why they do that why so
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when it's on fire you can't see you can't see it so no one panic yeah you don't panic right there's another one tray table why
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did does that have to be up up or down or whatever whatever shouldn't matter yeah and by the way if the plane crashes
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the trade table I want it to cut me in half let it sever me in half well no it would hit your head because they they
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want you to bend over well they want you to eat your own balls it's such a weird they like tuck your head in your lap
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another one here's another one that me crazy give it to me I feel like we're doing hacky Road stuff what is up we're
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driving and flying what was that Seinfeld not good well you just did it
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that was my de what's a deal with flying what's the deal one flying anyway um
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another one is some of some of you poor folk some of you poor folk might know
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not know this one okay let me get I want you to see if you can guess all right you can have the waist right but what
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else do they want in first class sometimes what are you talking about have the waist the waist um seat belt yeah right there's another thing they
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tell you to do sit up straight shoulder shoulder one oh the strap one yeah yeah
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yeah the double strap it's like I'm this why do I need that yeah they need we want this too cuz you'll fold in half
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oh is that what it is yeah you'll fold in half I don't you know what there's no logic to it but I will say this you can't tell me we have people
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that live in space right we have someone that lives at the International Space Station they live in space you can't tell me the plane can't have a separate
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radio for me taking a phone call dude that's a good point dude what are you talking about write a letter dude I'm
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will you to write a letter to write a letter to Karen bass dear Karen bass yeah why can't you figure this radio plane stuff out okay I have another one
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get it the [ __ ] uh seat belt signs on right yeah ding you have diarrhea every flight
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me too literally every flight so I get up see right and then steart goes what
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do you call them flight intendent goes yeah you have to sit right and I go but you're standing yeah oh circus solle you
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think you have better balance than me circus solle cir D solle but yes whatever right you I bet you money I
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want to say this cir solle yeah I want to see it Olay oay she does a o I want I
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want to look her in the eyes and go I bet you money lady she s just a guy or sir sir whatever who knows right if we
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were on one of those Longs on the leg I would win 100% right not even don't pretend that you're log Champion you're
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not you know that one with you you know that one that's a log Champion that's look at my form dude look look look look
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my form now it's going backwards switch switch so I you know how they go switch they go forward and they go backwards
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they what I'm saying is is that if you're standing I stand if you're stand I stand don't you think stand up for
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your right to fight what do you have any other flight ones I'll tell you one right now this this is crazy okay and this applies to
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everybody they get they they entice you on these frequent flyers you know they're like oh you get miles right like
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it means [ __ ] it doesn't mean [ __ ] it doesn't mean diarrhea they they lie they they so here's what happens I'm in
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Terminal 5 I'm about to fly on Jet Blue cuz it shares it with American I flyed American my whole career we've been on
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the road you know why cuz you're an American go God is good God Bless America man uh no but I but look I've been I've
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been an American customer cuz my dad was when we traveled a lot now I've switched a lot back and forth but I have over a million miles on American over a million
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right and check this out I politely go to the I politely go to the lounge and I
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say to the woman hey I know I'm not traveling American today um I'm traveling Jeet blue it's the same
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terminal they don't have a lounge but like I want to get something to eat cuz I haven't eaten like I'm running around I haven't eaten I go is it cool if I go
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in there cuz I'm a and she goes you have to fly America and I go can I show you my I've i' I my loyalty or whatever and
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she's like no I don't care and I have the card and I was like no I mean just please can I just get like a coffee and something to eat I haven't eaten all day
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she's like no you have to be flying American and I said I have over a million miles what else do you want me
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to do dude your I give your company so much money every year I'm not saying I I I'm entitled but it's like dude C me a
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break can I get a coffee and a [ __ ] donut I fly with you guys a million [ __ ] miles a year I don't want to
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fight with you start it yeah I I don't want I no start it I don't want to start another fire no
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start it I don't want to start start one in this in this room and then we'll get an alert by the way we get an alert on
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our phone Bobby goes they're telling the whole city to evacuate I was like read it I was mentioning common things that
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normal people go through right and you had to throw in oh the first class strap was a common thing you [ __ ] liar you
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[ __ ] liar this is this is what the fans don't know you're a [ __ ] liar you're a liar you started off by saying
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the poor people liar I never said that yeah you [ __ ] did roll the tape oh yeah I did yeah he did here's what he
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does he plays this victim card and the fans think like poor innocent Bobby dude he's a brat you guys don't know [ __ ] you
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guys are so OD of your element and by the way everybody can get access to a lounge that's not like a privileged
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thing if you travel with an airline enough you can go to the lounge it doesn't matter how many points you have you can go and by the way and by the way
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little boy boy you didn't have any status until I signed you up for all of your freaking flyer because I said I'm
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trying to help you out another thing you don't [ __ ] take care of I didn't listen to a word you just said let me
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say something okay car and you've been to the airport with him right oh yeah what's up with him in the lounge we're
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always he's always like me me in the lounge I'm what am I I'm like I don't want to go to the lounge I want to go get a snack I want to eat we have money
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we can go to Dunkin' Donuts they have better snacks why why would I pay when I can just sit down and they don't have chocolate donuts in the lounge well you
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should stop getting Dunkin Donuts it's kid mentality like McDonald McDonald's over cafeteria food yeah I'll take I'll
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take who what he saying it's shitty food it's airpl oh lounges aren't cafeteria
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food no no but I know what he's saying it's it's comparative my point is I just want to have like a cup of coffee and
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sit down and relax because you get to the gate and you're like well there's nowhere to sit so I'm going to stand here like a [ __ ] dildo waiting for
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the flight and then it's not worth it I'd rather go to the lounge get a cup of coffee sit down read some emails it's so
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that's why every time my inv by the way when we do go to the lounge together you [ __ ] liar you love it you're a [ __ ] liar when we were in
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Australia went the lounges you [ __ ] loved it didn't you didn't you liar dude
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you're such a liar the fact fans don't [ __ ] know you really are it bums me out czy no I test house working out
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every day my tea is way up right now dude I want to kiss you [ __ ] you uh one one last thing and then we'll can move
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on from the thing they should have um obviously at the the gate a first class
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line oh boy this is relatable this will be a relatable and
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then they should have they should not done okay they should have the groups you know so you have group b c whatever
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the lettering of the number one two whatever number numbers always numbers go ahead okay um you wanted to start a a
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fight dude you even said it okay but what so what they should have a no I'm not done yet though right so then they
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should have also a line that they don't have right is for the Chinese
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dud I knew you were going to because I'll tell you why okay they C they no not what they don't know how it works
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yes they do I know they do but they pretend that they don't so their whole thing is what going on around here I
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don't I don't I don't know you know I love Chinese they cut they cut they cut and they go in the first class line dude
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sometimes you'll see a Chinese couple old Chinese couple and they'll go with the um uh needs more time like the disabled people I've seen them walk with
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the veteran I've seen them with military yeah with the veter yeah yeah you're not in the marine and he be his phone right he beeps his phone he's like right W
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yeah America but you know what I love though this is what I love I love that the when they when they get to the ticket person right they go how how
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about to me right right how about to me and then they go no you're you're you're five seven seven
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you're at the end and then then they have to go and I always make a face I always go I love it see when they walk
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by me I go nice try I let I it's a nice try you got to let him swing okay I'll give you one for the boarding [ __ ]
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I'll give you one back it doesn't make any sense and it never has that we don't board back to front
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why wouldn't the back of the plane board first it doesn't make sense it doesn't make sense you're boarding the front and it's jamming up let people in the back
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go first are you saying this are you put first class first and then go back no
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because I'll tell you why that's first class should go last I'll tell you why not why cuz you're you're going to know this okay you like to stare at the
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people as they walk by that's number one that's one but this yeah I like I have my face I know and I I do this I sit
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like this and I always have my hand out like this right and when they when they lock guys I go like this I go oh move on
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yeah like move on don't look don't look all right yeah and if you get to the Comfort plus section and the bags don't fit cuz there's no bag room they burn
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they light your bag on fire in front of you that's a very good one right in front of you here's what I don't I don't like okay what my shit's up there right
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some guy's late he moves it not just moves it he does something different like he tries to [ __ ] tet Tetris it
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he tries to Tetris it and he puts his stuff jams yours Twisted you have no idea what's in mine I could
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have some bioh Hazard material and you sometimes do I sometimes do right so don't touch mine and Tetris my [ __ ]
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because you could set it off yeah I just don't touch my [ __ ] man by I say that to them next time they're moving it be like o that's going to trip The Wire yeah I
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wouldn't do that dude it will go off yeah so those are my things those are your rules well how about how about this one okay I did a nice thing yeah I did a
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switch will you switch me seats I did a nice thing you got your blue CH yeah I did a switch me thing you know
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can I have my husband and I can sit the thing yeah of course no problem I'll do it I'll do it anytime someone asks no
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big deal you do I do when they when how about this would you do this huh if you
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were an aisle or a window sure and you had to be a window a middle to do it I
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it's six how long is the flight six hours long oh no no no no no no no six hours that's great come on so you so I'm
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the guy this is excuse MEC this is time dependent excuse me sir yeah how are you man uh yeah we got our tickets late and
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so me and my wife we don't have seats next to each other but if you switch my wife you know she can sit next to me so
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can you switch please she's got the middle
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um I don't oh yeah yeah yeah I don't how yeah yeah yeah oh you're not from this
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country excuse me yeah I I don't speak English right away right away see how would you handle it ready yeah excuse me
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sir sir excuse me sir hi hey my wife and I book tickets late and we're actually going to my mom's funeral
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and um you think we could switch seats so I can sit next to my wife sir oh oh oh my
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God you know what I do in that situation I go right to the flight I go hey can you just move this guy cuz he won't know
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the difference yeah no no but I did it TW I did deaf and blind right right right you looking at me I wasn't looking
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at you you got to go deaf and blind and blind right and then if that doesn't work you go a little bit of like twisty
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you P you pulled a Helen Keller yeah yeah like you don't yeah yeah so that's good pull a k
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would you pull a Keller on on a flight yeah yeah no but my favorite thing to do when someone's talking to you on a flight sitting next to you I like to
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make up a life if they don't know if they've never seen me or like if they don't know who they're like what what are you going to Charleston for yeah
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it's a fun opportunity to be like I'm I'm I'm an engineer I'm an aerospace engineer and I'm going to a conference right now we're actually developing a
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way to shoot down Chinese spaceships oh wow I'll just make [ __ ] up oh that's good it's fun who [ __ ] cares and that
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guy's like whoa yeah I pretend then he goes and tells someone and they start a redded thread and the world they do yeah
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when they asked me I've had um like older white dudes will ask me like hey uh where where's your family from right
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and you already know one that he wants to know oh yeah which because if you if you tell him your Korean then he has a story I don't want to hear it I don't
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want to hear the story I went to Soul yeah yeah or yeah yeah or like his grandfather was in the war or something
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I used to exclusively date Asian women yeah yeah I knew who that is so I go [ __ ] George yeah that's so I just
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make up a place oh where where are you from bong bong you from bong bong yeah yeah far is that b oh bong ban yeah yeah
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bong bong Island oh it's an island yeah yeah and we're known for um if you want to know I would love to yeah yeah we
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have a special kind of corn that we crop o what color purple wow yeah and then we're also the best at make
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bules that's you guys yeah we make bules we invented that you did yeah yeah so they're they're different than regular
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whistles imagine what's the sound that they make so people have a
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no one's going to come save the day yeah that's it but uh so I make it up
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because I don't want to get into their [ __ ] they want to connect
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with you so they try to find that thing it's cute sometimes some but but sometimes I also just want to have fun
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because by the way when you tell them I'm a comedian or we do a podcast they don't give a [ __ ] they're like oh really
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how come I've never seen your stuff and you're like well this I don't want to you know what I mean I hate hey well
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they go they'll go oh you're a comedian yeah you friends with Nate barazi like you know he's the most famous comedian in the world it's like if they don't
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know you show the video by the way Carlos real fast this is my agent's [ __ ] house who you know you know my
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agent that's his home oh my God D he sent that too he sent nice
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place Carlos you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] [ __ ] D you're a piece of [ __ ] it's is nice that I have a nicer place than your
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agent now oh my god dude you're dude dude by the way back it up just a little
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bit yeah uh just there right there yeah that that's your place that fireplace that's the size of your place right
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right around the fireplace yeah yeah MH wow I texted R Wilson today because his was just de devastating well thank God
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my agent and his family and his wife got out cuz I I mean dude how terrible this is awful bro yeah it's awful I took to
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Sebastian his is fine oh he is yeah um Whitney I talked to her she lives way out there yeah she's fine though right
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she's fine yeah she said but you know um kila's sister's house she said we have no home to go to yeah but her
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house is the only one that didn't burn down seriously yeah there W they cried
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today cuz they they bought their first house they're in the desert right no they're in Altadena no now now they're
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in the desert yeah yeah and they cried because they were the only house standing what they don't know it's at 4
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in the morning last night I took Fiji Water and I was you know what I mean you did that I did that dude why and because
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it's my favorite kind of water and also um they're Filipino so I thought it was close right it is near it yeah yeah my
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point is is that I saved their house last night let's give it up for Bob saving anyway um it was you're a hero it
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was scary Honestly though I don't know if cuz I would text your wife yeah I go
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what are you doing and she's like I'm doing the and like we were communicating she was packing bags she actually went to our friend's house cuz uh there was a
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fire right near our house I got so scared cuz I thought oh dude I'm on a
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plane like I can't do [ __ ] so I just had a million texts coming in the my
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favorite text that I got was from Stan hope Stan hope gave me like I think the funniest text like a lot of these like
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paluchi yeah uh they didn't text me and I'm going to I have a problemo right now they don't know where you live yeah they
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but we all think it's disingenuous yeah Mato a bunch of you know what's so funny okay so many the the New York the New
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one from her I got one from ver Adrian Uchi Paul ver that's nice I got one from
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UMO God how Mandell oh that's nice I got one from
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um yeah a lot of my New York Comic friends Dylan and I were talking too because I wanted what what Tim was up to
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Dan Soder the dog did you get one from Rose bed yeah of course Rosie and I were talking and Andy sigura yeah talk to Tom
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Ronnie Chang huh Ronnie Chang no thank you I got a r Chang no thank you yeah that was no thank I actually
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blocked him I think thank God for Ron Chang um yeah I didn't get a lot no I
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didn't get it's not that I got who else samarel I'm GNA text him right now no no no don't don't do that
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why cuz he's not he's not allowed to have his phone at this hour I'm gonna go samel can you imagine yeah dude my
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favorite text though I got was from a Chicago friend because you know I'm going to Chicago in the morning my buddy in Chicago hey man are you okay yeah
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we're okay man thank you you cool can I get a ticket for tomorrow show no yeah you got it where you going
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tomorrow I'm going to Chicago wow playing in the Chicago Theater oh this weekend Saturday yeah wow big big big
00:24:11
moment big moment dud sold out I heard it's sold out yeah yeah it's a big thing for me man it's like going home it does
00:24:16
something to me I can't explain how much I appreciate it it's incredible what are you talking about no it just shocks my soul that people come out like that it's
00:24:23
just nuts it's awesome I'm genuinely so like Jesus Christ crazy well you deserve it when I was a kid I'm saying when I
00:24:28
was a kid dude we went to go see like my mother took my my grandmother wanted to go see Phantom of the Opera and she was
00:24:34
like we're going to go we're going to Chicago Theater like it was a big deal like I had to [ __ ] dress up oh wow but now we go there we tell what is that
00:24:41
about penis jokes what is the Phantom about I know I I've seen the
00:24:46
posters that's what it's about that Christine what is fan of the Opera it's
00:24:53
uh it's a Dark Twisted Tail of a uh you would love it dude it's exact it's right
00:24:58
up your alley oh yeah I love dark and twisted tell me what it's about General give physical a physical reject Who
00:25:03
falls in love with this woman and he tries to look then he's got to cover up his face because his face is
00:25:10
all [ __ ] up and he's in love with this woman but she's she's she's with another man and he's trying to get her back into
00:25:15
his good graces but what happened to his face acid no acid he went over to Saudi
00:25:21
Arabia made a couple of uh he was Pro gay rights that's what it's about yeah no
00:25:29
that's right they threw acid cuz he had a black girlfriend they wow did not like that in Saudi is there's really a black
00:25:34
woman in it or they just cast what do you mean they cast what do you mean was there originally
00:25:41
Black cast members well I just see that photo right now and there's a black woman that I I don't care if there is I
00:25:47
it sounds like you do no I'm just it's curious It's is it set in the South yeah
00:25:53
is that racist it's set in Alabama okay so it's a Christine you better come back to my cave no I think it look look this
00:26:01
up I think it's the longest running musical in I think it's the longest running musical in American history I
00:26:07
maybe it's not what's number one Phantom it is wow 13,000 performances got beat
00:26:13
Chicago after got revived I saw Lion King that was fun what about Wicked do you see Wicked in theaters did you see
00:26:19
it old space did you see the movie come on bro I have zero interest in that yeah I downloaded I just can't get myself to
00:26:24
watch it why would I watch that you know what I did watch that I loved squid games oh my God you love it I love it so
00:26:29
good are you being real I thought it was going to be bad cuz I was like the first was so good this series is going to be bad you see guys see it oh yeah it's so
00:26:36
good you didn't watch it it's so good wait wait but time out let me go we'll get back to squid games cuz Okay okay
00:26:42
what do you want I watched I watch and I know it's think it's from last year or the year before but I was catching up on
00:26:48
how-to with John Wilson on HBO that guy's so brilliant and I mean it he's so
00:26:54
what you don't like it you remember you tried to charm me I saw a couple I didn't like it buddy it's so so good it's such brilliant comedy man he's so
00:27:01
[ __ ] funny I don't know what it is why don't you li you don't get you don't get his [ __ ] I don't get it here's what it is it's an alternative subversive
00:27:07
look at the world of New York through this guy this artist lens you're such an artsy guy I can't believe you don't like
00:27:13
it yeah yeah go back to squid okay squid Games Squid games yeah once I'm
00:27:18
genuinely I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart once again the [ __ ] Asian Community makes another
00:27:24
Banger Korean okay more specific I said Asian but but but here's my problem why
00:27:30
can't American [ __ ] shows do a second run and it's just as good as the first why why can't we do that we don't we
00:27:36
[ __ ] up all the time you mean like do a better second season you yes we don't do we almost we well I mean sances should
00:27:42
be good when it comes out I hope I mean the first was so good well who the [ __ ] knows who knows got 100% season two got
00:27:50
100% Rotten Tomatoes on SE yes you saw it already it's out already no there is a post season one was great I love that
00:27:56
yeah but I'm just saying it's like American shows they struggle a lot with coming back with another B yeah yeah and
00:28:01
this show I think is I'm not done I think it's going to be just as good as the first well the third one you know who's in it you no how are you how are
00:28:09
you not in it I'm not Korean I don't speak Korean yeah yeah you [ __ ] do no I don't I I'll would be able to say
00:28:15
where's the bathroom and [ __ ] I mean I mean those are the only words I know the only thing Bop food I've heard you say
00:28:21
that to your mom yeah yeah where's the bathroom [ __ ] yeah yeah how do you say that as one sentence say where's the
00:28:26
bathroom uh Bono odisa Boi Boi's pussyon
00:28:31
odisa Boi yeah yeahi I'm going to say that by the way I'm going to South Korea you got to come with me okay do you want to go for real
00:28:38
yeah let's go no I'm dead serious yeah I just said yes but like can we go go I want to go who you why are you going I'm
00:28:45
going for that golf thing that I'm doing now I'm doing a golf show I just got back from I can't go to the course with
00:28:50
you but I'll just go please I'm not going to the course all right let me tell you something I know you don't care I'm just going to inflate your ego yeah
00:28:56
I went and go I met just I went to go meet a bunch of people and say hi and introduce myself cuz it's like the beginning in Miami yeah and dude who's
00:29:03
that the amount of guys no no no no no the amount of guys that were like yo nobody it was they're pro golfers you
00:29:08
don't know them but the amount of guys that were like yo I love you and Bobby where's Bobby and I was like dude it be
00:29:14
rad to bring you now that I know that you will go to South Korea you have to come I'm gonna go so squid so the squid
00:29:20
game can I just do a real quick review give me give me your review what's surprising about it is I was fearful
00:29:25
about um redundancy so in your mind you're like okay where can they go with this because they got
00:29:30
to they got to showcase the games again right but in terms of the angle and the
00:29:37
different kind of characters are in it I mean I really like the trans character in it yeah she had honor yeah she had
00:29:42
honor dude and you know what they do have honor in life all of them all of
00:29:48
them I don't the ones that I know have honor how many do you know how many trans people do you know for real real yeah to and they both have honor they're
00:29:55
so honorable they're not honorless they're not honorless none none of them lack honor no yeah they know who they
00:30:01
are they know who they are and and they know what they're doing is that what honor is let's talk about um a complete
00:30:07
unknown too such a phenomenal film it's just not it's phenomenal but um what I liked about it is
00:30:14
um it's there was a sigh of relief once I heard Timothy shalam sing Talk and
00:30:21
sing right like when he's um by with W next to Woody in the in the um Hospital
00:30:29
yeah and he sings a song for Woody right and there's a part in the song where there's like a little bit of hold of a
00:30:35
note in the song M uh you know what I mean yeah and he was just so committed
00:30:40
and he sounds so much like Bob and I began to cry because I'm like I think he
00:30:46
got it right you cried in the theater oh yeah wow ask Jean Jean Hong would keep
00:30:51
looking at me and I literally weeped what's so funny were you crying like to look cool in front of Jean a little bit
00:30:57
yeah because you knew he kept looking at you you think you crying in the theater to Bob Dylan would bring back Magnum PI
00:31:04
Magnum PI do another season Jean yeah yeah yeah
00:31:10
um no all right no because him and I had walked out of movies before yeah you mean this one but
00:31:18
this one we I you know we always do a little Korean glance at each other what little wink yeah to see if
00:31:25
we're going to leave oh you know I mean so I looked at him and had tears in my eyes and he was very pleased you know
00:31:32
yeah he's proud proud and so and I used to work with this girl Monica Barbaro she was um she's so good so good that
00:31:39
movie it's unbelievable so hot and the movie is Carlos Carlos come on she's
00:31:45
very pretty but um Carlos Carlos's commentary is always you know what it is yeah it's degrading it's it's it's
00:31:50
Howard Stern in like the in 96 like we say any girl he's like great T I know I know it's so funny she's
00:31:59
gorgeous yeah but the movie was just great and um I thought so good another one was Gladiator too you see it I
00:32:05
haven't seen it now do you do do you do the relax seats did you do the you know the seats that go down no we didn't
00:32:11
relax so you so I did the unrelaxing one see I like to go to the to the chill to the Rel the what is it called the uh um
00:32:19
she what it's just like the lounge again we're going to bring it back to the loung the best gaslighter I've ever
00:32:25
met in my entire life no I mean honestly honestly impressive it's impressive how much of a [ __ ] gas slider you are
00:32:30
it's like disgusting anybody can go to that theater I like to be in the recliner seats cuz of my back this is
00:32:35
what gaslighting is okay you have no [ __ ] idea okay if there's a light on you think it's cir the Olay you [ __ ]
00:32:42
if there's a light on and I tell a woman I go there there's no light that's on and I try to convince her that the
00:32:48
light's on go get some gas yeah so what I'm yeah so what I'm saying to you is is that you bring the gas you bring up
00:32:53
lounges and comfortable seats all the time how's that gaslighting
00:32:59
what you're your argument so [ __ ] bad it's unbelievable it's like it's shocking how
00:33:04
many holes are in your [ __ ] yeah yeah what are you talking about I'd like to go to the theater to to Lounge Everyone likes the [ __ ] recliner
00:33:10
seats it's the best seats okay they're by far the best I don't do those what
00:33:15
are you talking about because it's not close to your house what theater do you go to the Grove you go to the [ __ ]
00:33:22
Grove what are you so angry about yes I go to the [ __ ] Grove dude you go to the Grove yeah I know why you go to the
00:33:28
Grove same I know exactly why he goes oh here we go let's start now it's Bobby
00:33:37
Lee hey man what's up smoking a cigarette [ __ ] you we go dude [ __ ] you
00:33:43
dude that's not why dude yes it is that's not why Carlos and George not why
00:33:48
that's not why D [ __ ] where do I go then there's where's the little relaxing seat you know how many theaters there
00:33:53
are in the [ __ ] Valley that you can go to you know where they [ __ ] are you liar they're over Burbank Burbank has three movie theaters within a mile
00:34:00
of one another yeah and they're so close to your house what's what I love about going to the movie theater smoking
00:34:07
outside that's not why is that Bobby Lee that's not why dude you love it you
00:34:13
love it too I anyone going to a movie theater um
00:34:18
I want to let you know like I went to go see um with my mom no sofu did you like
00:34:24
it I I have my opinions about it all right but um empiric you saw it no
00:34:31
okay and what I love about going to the theater with my mom is she's so weird no
00:34:36
one approaches me I love your mom my mom was laying down beautiful you know where
00:34:41
you wait in line to get popcorn just off to the side she had just laid down cuz
00:34:46
her back hurt let her be comfortable I know and I was me and my brother are just squatting next to her like come on get up how about this mom get up right
00:34:53
she no no my back my back right and we just and no one approaches us cuz they think you I mean they think it's either
00:34:59
family crisis family crisis or of an emergency of some sort right but they don't approach if her back hurts why
00:35:04
don't you take her to the recliner seed theater I'm not elers like
00:35:11
you that's so funny Eli El it's open to the public it's literally just a movie
00:35:17
theater all right anyway so you're back good at the theater I had epidurals yeah
00:35:22
it feels so much better now I had an epidural put in my back I'm going to have another one I got to have another
00:35:27
one put in my did you see North R to yeah I loved it you did yeah it was awesome I watched a disturbing movie and my last uh movie of the flight last
00:35:35
night what was it called um called A A Simple Man The Simple Man or a simple man it's old it's an old movie Coen
00:35:41
Brothers yeah a simple plan no simple man I thought yeah a simple man is a com yeah that's right step parks in that
00:35:48
yeah it was really [ __ ] tough It's hard to watch it was just it just makes you [ __ ] sad is it like falling down
00:35:55
a serious man I apologize serious man I'm sorry yeah it's really hard to watch
00:36:01
it it like hurts your heart it's about a man who what's going on with him well it starts with like a Jewish Parable at the
00:36:06
beginning and then it goes into this man's life in the 60s I believe 50s or 60s and his his w i mean everyone shits
00:36:14
on this guy he's a professor at a university it's literally no respect and his wife is like leaving him for their [ __ ] neighbor who's like a buddy who
00:36:20
like comes over and he's like you know we're we're thinking about we're thinking about you moving out of the house and me moving like and he's taking
00:36:26
it all on the [ __ ] chin it's what is Steven Park playing at he's Korean he's he's uh I think he's the student one of
00:36:32
the students okay okay it's just a dark look it's beautifully done but man it was hard to watch oh he's the dad he's
00:36:38
the dad of the student that's right that's Ste wow it was just one of those movies where you're like it's it's but
00:36:44
does he snap look at that he's hugging his wife's lover what does he snap you can watch the movie I bet you could
00:36:51
figure it out so it's like falling down I thought that movie was falling down that dark very very dark very but this is dark in
00:36:57
a way that's like it's it's shot in such bright beautiful colors I mean Bright Beautiful for the time period that it it
00:37:05
looks happy but it feels [ __ ] atrocious and he's trying to get tenure and nobody wants him to get tenure life
00:37:11
is hard huh it's a guy that like yeah you're surprised he doesn't jump yeah I thought F falling down was the
00:37:20
best representation of Los Angeles I've ever seen better than like
00:37:26
swingers cuz swingers to me yeah because you know there was a scene where he's like um going on offramp on the 101 or
00:37:32
whatever it so trafficky and just he like runs on a golf course the tone of it it just and the just it just looks
00:37:38
like LA to me oh well I mean about you can just track where he's walking in La exactly you know exactly where those
00:37:45
well what about what about um uh uh what's wrong with me Pacino um yeah what
00:37:50
about heat that too yeah he so Los Angeles I mean like in fact in heat sometimes when I rewatch that movie I
00:37:56
see the underpasses there shooting at and I'm like I know that I used to drive under there all the time 110 in the yeah like that's such a great like like you
00:38:02
see Santa Monica and Western make that kind of La where it's like it doesn't
00:38:08
you can't really see that in movies it's sort of like it kind of looks like Mexico you know it looks like when you go to it looks like when you go to down
00:38:14
to Mexico it looks it looks very like what is it called uh uh bosio bendas BOS
00:38:21
I don't even know what I'm saying you you get a mixture of like lot Hispanics and then you also get a mixture of like
00:38:26
tourists that like kind of made the wrong turn Chinese chores yeah oh will that kind of yeah yeah hey bro you're in
00:38:32
the wrong [ __ ] Hood um can I take your picture yeah P dog um that La is dead by
00:38:40
the way that La is dead you mean that La as we know it is dead why this is a red alert Red Alert after the pandemic and
00:38:46
the fires and the strike [ __ ] La we got to go I hate to say it to you buddy but
00:38:53
it's happening no no no it's happening 100% we're leaving where are we going I don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] well we're
00:38:58
leaving we're leaving we got to go dude what are we doing anymore cuz us me you and Tim Dylan were talking about like we
00:39:04
have to stay I know we exact opposite on the show yeah we that's the best part about podcast yeah we have to we have to
00:39:09
be the last standing we should stay I don't want to Gavin Nome and [ __ ] Karen bass and
00:39:16
all the [ __ ] of this [ __ ] City and it's never going to get rebuilt right and the [ __ ] they can't get Hollywood to stay what are we doing yeah
00:39:24
they [ __ ] us up by the way I listen to Adam Corolla this morning talking about cuz he just this guy has he's grew up in
00:39:30
Los Angeles he's lived here his whole life he was talking about how good luck rebuilding Malibu these people are going
00:39:36
to have to [ __ ] try to get permits good luck why good [ __ ] luck because it's going to be a billion people trying
00:39:42
to get permits from the city of La and this city is insane with building permits it's crazy there's a million rules and restrictions there's so much
00:39:49
regulation in Los Angeles it's going to take them forever but what if I had a house that burned down I can't I have to
00:39:54
get a building permit to rebuild my house of course you do and you have to get a million different kinds of them
00:39:59
wow and never mind that talk about all the insurance companies that [ __ ] over all those people they're never how how they're never going to rebuild even if
00:40:05
they do it's going to take three years before the Palisades even exist anymore wow the whole city is [ __ ] yeah what
00:40:11
are they going to do with these stars and stuff it's not just Stars dude this I mean regular people too
00:40:19
Al cut that out cut that cut that out cut that out cut that no no please it
00:40:25
came out wrong it came out wrong and that's why it has to stay in all no all people no all people Al keep it in he
00:40:32
will keep it don't keep it in no he keep I'm scared it's fun stop please shut up
00:40:37
yeah you shut up dude let them know who you are no I don't know who I am yeah yeah I'm good guy aladina aladina alad is like a a a a a regular
00:40:46
working-class neighborhood I'm sure there's some nice house there but it [ __ ] up a lot of people man that was the that was the misinformation of the
00:40:52
news people are like this is just Superstars you're like dude it's [ __ ] 30,000 Acres EX many people what do you
00:40:58
mean and it's probably look at the total acreage that's been burnt in Los Angeles County and by the way we're doing this podcast while while it's more than
00:41:04
Manhattan it's bigger than Manhattan is bird wow and we're doing this while it's on fire still right now people at home
00:41:10
just the Palisades is over as big 17,000 just the Palisades also can they do this you know what happened I called you two
00:41:16
hours ago right wow yeah so they did a EV evacuation alert on everyone's phone
00:41:22
to hour did you get that on accident yeah on accident though don't do that don't do that who's the guy like watch
00:41:29
this John beep you know what I mean and then the [ __ ] like who's in charge of that one idiot sitting in a room being
00:41:35
like oh [ __ ] I hit it that scared the [ __ ] out of me but imagine if you and I had that we'd be like do it oh my God
00:41:40
don't do it we get fired yeah right away yeah you know how many [ __ ] what are they called Amber Alerts I just let out
00:41:45
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it says dermacon hold on what's dermacon is that a pimple pimple uh it's for my
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nails um I have High Street Beast what's High Street Beast
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clothing sick oh [ __ ] W yeah sit down what a prince
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what a prince prince look at the prince here dude blesses us yeah what happened to
00:46:38
your glasses it's gone why Korean doctor helped me out oh really yeah man Dr Paul
00:46:44
e shout out you know yeah shout out Paulie you want to wear the cans or do you need them I don't think I need them
00:46:50
I you guys just fine or are you guys playing clips and stuff no no no okay this isn't your mom's house yeah as as
00:46:56
you got successful your skin cleared up really did I have bad skin no before
00:47:02
like you almost have Perfect Skin now that is so weird uh that you look
00:47:08
happier maybe that's what it is no there's something about your [ __ ] skin dude really I I swear I can see the
00:47:14
flaws now uh really yeah I thought I used to have perfect skin and now I'm stressed you know what what are you
00:47:20
stressed about just stuff life you know you're chilling it you got a baby no no baby well then what are you stressed
00:47:26
about you're you're married no I'm not married you're not married you're you don't have a baby what do you give a [ __ ] this is how good Jimmy's doing this
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is how good Jimmy's doing and I want to be honest with you your ex-girlfriends are girls I couldn't even get I don't
00:47:37
think no come on Bobby I no no no that's the [ __ ] trth let's talk truth and
00:47:42
let's talk gospel let's talk gospel and Truth bab you is is that the girls I've seen
00:47:48
your exgirlfriends do it do it like the gospel do it in gospel tone I give me an example have seen your ex I've seen yeah
00:47:56
here we go go I've seen your ex- white girlfriend and they come from the depths of the earth within each other and the
00:48:03
prince of Korea is come with his clear skin and his eyes a purple
00:48:08
white yeah I appreciate this this makes me feel good about myself Bobby I I wasn't expecting this coming in you're
00:48:14
killing it no I appreciate that but but I see your presence whenever Bobby steps into a room there's a pres I have no
00:48:20
presence he sits down on a couch and people just line up and gather around him there's an aura around brother
00:48:27
that's not true because the last party I saw you at yeah where who was the aura you you were the AA no man no man you
00:48:35
were that was I'll tell you why you're the AA my young man I'll tell you why
00:48:41
all right it's because we went to aquafina's New Year's party that's true
00:48:47
right and I came late he came late I came late with a woman he was he was like the headliner coming man I'm not
00:48:55
going to do the voice walk in who's on the Dance Floor was it me dancing you
00:49:01
were dancing like a little butterfly I was trying okay like a little koream butterfly right and and you were the
00:49:08
flame we were the moths no no that's not how I sawy keep compliment let me let me out
00:49:14
right and I remember me G and Dom we all went to you you didn't come to us we
00:49:20
came to you on the Dance Floor we took a photo with you on the Dance Floor which means you're the light right and we The
00:49:27
Moth yeah that sounds like it that's interesting that's how you saw it cuz how I saw it was you
00:49:33
arrived yeah and then you were uh with like there's a beautiful woman next to
00:49:39
you and uh she was very doting and every time I'll talk to you or like you know
00:49:44
I'll talk to her she was like I got to go Bobby's right there I got to take care of him you were like the king she's
00:49:49
my concubine yeah there you go boom boy dude yeah were there any whites at the party other than the one there's some
00:49:54
whites he's always he's always with the what is up with you and the whites as of late he loves the whites of late I don't
00:50:01
Jimmy loves the whites yeah no no no I I'm I'm into authenticity I dated black girls Asian girls you know white girls I
00:50:07
think that my ex-girlfriend was very white so I think people just assume that uh but also I don't know like growing up
00:50:13
in Hong Kong when everyone was Asian like white people was exotic to me like how white guys here obsess over Asian
00:50:20
girls cuz it's exotic certain kinds of white guys yeah you know weirdo white guys too yeah yeah creepy white like
00:50:26
George yeah yeah look tell look take one look at that guy tell me his wife is Asian for sure Asian 100% for sure it's
00:50:33
a kind of white guy that's obsessed with it now I find Asian women beautiful but there's a certain kind of white guy that like obsesses over Asian women yeah he
00:50:40
is he does he oh my God no but okay I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you a question there you go Mark Zuckerberg yeah yeah she
00:50:46
plays a violin she's a violinist I think yeah it's always [ __ ] weirdo white guys dude it's always white girls on Rya
00:50:53
that I match with you know what it always says what in common with Jimmy o Yang no come on
00:51:00
man it says it right there I see it come on damn dude uh you know her I do not
00:51:08
know her come closer uh you do know her he does I do know
00:51:14
her yeah yeah let me see what let me see this girl exgirlfriend no no no no no
00:51:19
okay how do I see your photos I'll show you that's wait wait Bobby did you talk
00:51:25
to her I I forgot to read the Jimmy Yang part so I did say hi this is how you
00:51:31
know she loves Asian guys Bruce Lee is one of her profile photos I know Bruce Lee is one of her profile
00:51:38
that's a good taale that's like you in no but and Jackie Chan I know I I understand that I'm not exaggerating
00:51:44
that's I swear to God it is right so but but she this is what I find because I want to say this one
00:51:52
time damn you look good dude what what me hot guy huh let me look let me look
00:51:59
[ __ ] hot dude hot dude so one time you were at The Improv this is years ago and you had a girlfriend right uhhuh she
00:52:05
dressed in an Asian thing she was a white girl [ __ ] really yeah and then she also had a her purse had like pearls in
00:52:13
it but it looked like you know the green JD you know what I mean it looked like an Asian bag for real yeah so I'm
00:52:19
wondering with this girl I think you are the influence oh once they meet you they
00:52:25
become more and then now you mean it opens them up to our Market that's you
00:52:31
know what let's put that out there if she was already predisposed to Asian dude yeah Jimmy Jimmy is the once you go
00:52:37
black Jimmy's the once once you go Asian you bang Bobby Lee also you know that's
00:52:44
that's once you go yellow you find yourself another Asian fellow I think
00:52:49
that's what it is right that's it you're the opening so you know but cuz I felt that too where I've like gated a white
00:52:55
girl and then they were like you go to their house and you go oh yeah they they they're prone to us yes yes they're
00:53:01
aware there's like a poster of like Mulan or something anime yeah and then
00:53:06
there's like you know a lot of bamboo and bonsai trees those those those Chinese stress balls yeah those stress bars yeah yeah George has those this
00:53:12
dinner table 100% um it's a different time though I feel like now with have so
00:53:17
much representation like with Squid games btfs everything too much who isn't in Asians like I wish I grew up like I
00:53:24
went to high school and middle school now I think you me some of them are not and You' you've seen them have you not I
00:53:31
think so I I think so but I they just won't they won't do it what are you talking about some white girls they just
00:53:37
won't cross that line some girls in general are just not interested I'm just saying it's like a
00:53:44
you're making I just don't like the way you said it though some yeah why did you say it like that some women aren't interested period it has nothing to do
00:53:49
with you being Asian they're just not interested they're not interested in my type your type is not because you're
00:53:55
your type is specific you know hey so wait wa wait wait wait
00:54:01
wait myp are you [ __ ] telling me what that you and I are on two completely
00:54:07
different categories yes yeah so tell me what the category
00:54:13
I'm in I Andrew Andrew Carlos somebody third person point of view here's what I
00:54:19
would say yeah Jimmy is I understand he's a starter on
00:54:25
arsenal and you're you're in the locker room and
00:54:31
you're there and you're cheering on the boys and you're on the
00:54:36
team but you're not on you're not on a Midfield by the way this is is that what
00:54:42
you're saying superar saying superar that's not what I was saying the kid's a [ __ ] Superstar no come on guys we
00:54:47
know he is 100% is he is well what do we you guys doing better than me what are you guys talking about own your own
00:54:53
Studio you podcast you have staff you have staff of people well first of all
00:54:58
he's he's actually half Mexican so that's we got points for him Carlos I heard about you man one of my best
00:55:04
friends PJ a big fan of the podcast uh says he like glory holes he
00:55:09
L that's Glory King baby it's getting around right I'm glad it's getting around yeah and you know what honestly
00:55:16
you you're here let's let's squash this now your appeal for women is just
00:55:22
different than yours you get plenty of beautiful women they're just different kinds of of women I get it I've accepted
00:55:27
it right yeah I'm not fighting against the cuz I've seen beautiful women with you yeah know but what I'm saying is is
00:55:33
that I have to say that it's he's still in a different category yep so were
00:55:38
Carlos and I so are but when we get casted we're in the same category that's my problem no one's casting you guys in
00:55:44
the same you guys are no [ __ ] casting so I was up for the Joe koi part did you
00:55:50
do that part well I produced that movie Easter Sunday it's his [ __ ] movie
00:55:55
which part uh the the one a end up playing what the one guy part the bad
00:56:00
guy no there was a part that he said he had written for me that I got offer and I I I couldn't do it because I was doing
00:56:06
Borderlands oh um I think there was a part yeah I'm it wasn't my part cuz my part I couldn't do another part so I was
00:56:12
like I'm okay but I've also been in other situations where Jimmy oang got the part and I didn't get it but that's
00:56:19
just because it's but but was for the same part was I'm saying that he beats me out they just want to see how so if
00:56:25
we're in the same category when it comes to I think that's a very broad like it's it's it's it's not it's
00:56:31
Hollywood's issue that at times were in the same category corre cuz if uh
00:56:37
Santino and like who would be I don't know like uh another white guy that would be totally different guy like you
00:56:43
and me and Anthony jessick aren't going to go off for the same [ __ ] role yeah yeah exactly like you and Pat oswal
00:56:49
could go off a different roles but you guys are very different people or you and ran Gosling pick off with different
00:56:55
roles I'm I'm not saying you're you know I'm just saying yeah no you're right it's all very different people and and
00:57:01
sometimes it just people are dumb like the category could also just be Asian funny guys or whatever right like or
00:57:07
whatever it's it's different you okay Bobby he's a little shocked he's a little stunned he's he got a little hit
00:57:14
he got a little hit a hit I'm good I'll agree with you well also no no
00:57:19
stop stop well you're also different in age I mean Jimmy's 37 years old and also
00:57:24
Korean and Chinese very different you know no well that part I don't know about I I understand that I understand
00:57:32
that I know we're different yeah he's Chinese you're right do you know what I mean I take take that back thank you I'm
00:57:37
older also be nice to the Chinese I love the Chinese just be nice what I love the stuff be nice okay cuz he gets on his
00:57:44
little high horse and he doesn't oh you think that I what's the high horse what's the he starts spouting hatred about China he'll do it he'll just crack
00:57:51
One open and start flying off the handle well I mean you guys don't know how to wait in line see how how to what weit in
00:57:57
line we talked about it ear you guys don't know how in mainland China something everywhere okay oh no here
00:58:02
everywhere Basin Robins it doesn't matter where it is Chinese be skipping lines dude oh for real Chinese be you
00:58:08
guys are the ones that we go oh my god there they go again I can't support that stereotype maybe in certain parts of
00:58:13
China um they'd be skipping Chinese people skipping line do skipping in line skipping line yeah look at all those
00:58:19
people skipping in line they're all skipping somebody or what are your quals about
00:58:24
Chinese quams yeah is that a Chinese word what's quams is that a is that a real word yeah quams is good my issues
00:58:32
what are your issues about Chinese do you have any what's my quam with Chinese
00:58:37
people anything about it the culture let's start with the food okay how about this I can't do that Chinese food is
00:58:43
really good it's good I like it a lot I really like Chinese food yeah like both
00:58:48
with this Cantonese stuff and shwan you know what I mean like pick one thing you know what I mean sesan love SES what do
00:58:53
you mean hotter the better I think Chinese is hard to Chinese food is hard because I really love that yeah but when
00:59:00
it's bad it's bad how about this one the language we've talked about the language is Harsh it's sharp well which one
00:59:05
there's also a lot well Mandarin Okay g what's the one that you are I I can speak a few but that's
00:59:14
[ __ ] arrogant I'm not saying that no no cuz I grew up like I grew up in Hong Kong but my parents speak shangh highes and then okay so if I'm in Hong Kong let
00:59:20
me be Hong cantones say something in cantones I want to see if it's harsh uh
00:59:25
how about the say say um hey you guys uh save me a seat when you get to the restaurant in that world uh lady I
00:59:33
found see it's like Jesus [ __ ] it's like a machine gun going
00:59:39
off now listen in Korean save me a seat when you get there what in Korean save me I don't know how to say that make it
00:59:45
up [ __ ] oh very nice I'm going to save seat no
00:59:50
he's saying it very softly that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] he's like
00:59:56
that tone that's how they talk games are on the run for their life
01:00:02
they have to be yelling give me the Korean let's hear it that's Korean here we
01:00:08
go pretty similar yeah that's yeah do they have canies they might canant just put mandin yeah let's oh
01:00:15
there you go cantones let's hear it that's new they don't have it God bless for
01:00:20
they don't have enough because they can't get a voice over guy that has a harsh
01:00:26
go Mandarin no just do just do Chinese traditional let's go Chinese M yeah traditional simplify there you
01:00:34
go is so nice so nice you know what they had to put it with a woman's voice just
01:00:39
to exact why is that what what is that yeah yeah it's just an aggressive
01:00:46
thing you know and you know what's up with taiichi is that a martial arts or is it a meditative thing that you're doing it's a little bit of both I've
01:00:52
never seen anyone fight anyone with tai chi I don't think you fight it's an exercise yeah yeah dude how is
01:00:59
how is this a martial arts dude there's no way see that's the opposite aggressive you know that is
01:01:06
true that there's nobody no Asians more aggressive than Koreans I think I don't care how long Kore Koreans will kick your ass yes they will for good and for
01:01:13
bad like you don't ever forget that I don't ever I don't I don't [ __ ] I don't [ __ ] with you Bobby yeah don't [ __ ] with me okay what about Japanese though they
01:01:19
Japanese wild [ __ ] I I don't know a lot of there's not a lot of like authentic
01:01:25
Japanese people in La I feel like I like Japan I like the EXP does say about Japanese that they don't want to live in
01:01:30
LA that's interesting cuz there's a lot of Korean and a lot of Chinese here but not a lot of Japanese yeah why not I
01:01:36
don't know you think it's a superiority thing because a lot he always says they have a superiority complex Japan I never said that yeah you do you say they're
01:01:42
that's insane what do you mean we have that on tape yeah you say you said they think they're the best you say that all the time they are the best okay what the
01:01:49
fu what are we saying then I just said what you said okay they have a you said they have a superiority comx they think that comx they think that was a
01:01:56
legitimate accent but don't but don't you think that they're perceived as the best or no what do you think Jim I think it's because they project that is what I
01:02:02
I think they run their country very well there's good food there's a a good sense of respect there uh there's a a
01:02:07
highspeed railway you know that's a very good one you know techologically I'm a big fan of Japan yeah me too big fan of
01:02:14
Japan by the way I'm going to Hong Kong for the first time you are you touring there no I'm doing a I'm doing like a
01:02:20
new show that I'm doing so I'm going to go there for a couple of days is that when you're going to go to Korea that same time we're going to go to Korea right after okay yeah oh that's wait
01:02:27
what kind of show is this like a travel show no it's like a there's like a alternative golf league and I'm started like a little a little show that I'm
01:02:32
doing with them uh where I'm talking like a Walkin talk with players and we just goof around and get like a glimpse of their life that's the dream I do it's
01:02:39
a big dream for him for me it actually genuinely is you play golf I I can't play golf don't have the patience me
01:02:45
either I'm too I'm too angry two Chinese yeah two Chinese two Chinese two Korean two Chinese you think you could beat me in ping pong uh I probably I now that's
01:02:54
you guys's golf you know well ping pong is Asian golf it ping pong is a weird thing because first of all
01:03:00
people assume I'm good at ping pong and I used to be really good okay cuz I trained when I was a child in Hong Kong
01:03:06
you know but now it's really shameful because I haven't played in so long people assume I'm good and I'm actually
01:03:12
not good I can't I look good but you just said that you could beat me even though you're not good go [ __ ] yourself no if I you know I I can beat you you
01:03:20
yeah okay by the way by the way he crossed his leg so eloquently as he said yeah probably probably could be this is
01:03:26
a very uncomfortable chair what you guys want me to do okay cuz I was leaned up I don't want your audience be like oh he seems uncomfortable in that chair you
01:03:33
know that's right Jack Black sat on that chair a lot of famous people lot of famous people sat on that chair wow
01:03:39
Machine Gun Kelly sat on that chair the pink one right yeah pink one oh sorry about that stay stay in the blue one
01:03:44
then yeah that stay in the blue one yeah um how's how's uh how's your show by the way everyone seems to absolutely love
01:03:50
your show and tier Chinatown yeah yeah man uh it was awesome I think from what I hear you know they haven't shared the
01:03:56
numbers with us but from what I hear people are really liking it Benn chlo Bennett's on that Chloe Bennett Ronnie Chang's on it and our good friend Lisa
01:04:02
Gilroy who we love she is amazing right number one dude yeah Chloe Bennett look at that Ronnie Chang we love us from
01:04:09
Ronnie CH and that's Allen is that Allen uh no that's Charles U oh I couldn't see he wrot book shunner and that's
01:04:16
ta awesome that's great good for you dude this is amazing it's huge it's on Hulu right yeah it's on Hulu yeah we
01:04:24
love Hulu kids over here we we got specials coming out on Hulu oh really both of you yeah oh maybe I should do
01:04:29
one wait Bobby I thought uh your your the first piece of advice Bobby told me uh when I was coming up he was like
01:04:34
don't ever do a standup special save your material and then you can tour with the same material in colleges but 20
01:04:43
years 30 yeah 30 yo yo that was Sound Advice you know he's like why would you
01:04:49
want to do a special and then now you have to write in the whole new hour I took I took that to heart man you know
01:04:56
you did one you did you didn't go by my [ __ ] suggestion you've done a you've done a few yeah I done I seriously I I
01:05:02
swear like when I said okay I'll do one and I'll quit and I said I'll do my second one for this amount of money and
01:05:08
I'll quit but then you know it's just too fun man this is what we do yeah there're so much fun Bobby uh this is
01:05:13
your uh well how many specials have you done now none so this is your first one this
01:05:19
is huge yeah it's a big deal this is huge it's okay yeah wow when is it coming out we don't know yet you know
01:05:26
what we do he filmed end of this year I can't I can't believe that I I gave you that suggestion it's Sound Advice yeah
01:05:34
but you didn't go with advice only 10 years later yeah but um him going against your advice worked out pretty
01:05:40
well for him I think we did it when you were in I know I remember the day it was when I was living in the apartment on Beachwood when I did Tiger belly yeah
01:05:47
yeah that's when I gave you the advice yeah yeah I remember now the Beachwood days the be where you liveing now you're still in Los Angeles aren't you yeah is
01:05:53
your house okay yeah yeah were you scared last night I was I went to K Town and they didn't evacuate my place but
01:05:59
I'm like dude let me just go to the hotel in K Town grab all my stuff yeah what are you going to do man you going to stay in La I don't I you know you
01:06:06
know what I like I like Vancouver who I've shot a couple things in Vancouver it's really nice great Chinese
01:06:13
food it's yeah so expensive D expensive but I mean it's expensive anywhere no no
01:06:19
not in [ __ ] Idaho right Montana right but see these
01:06:24
are places great for you like you know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what you mean good thank you good for you and
01:06:32
back in the day everyone's like this whole country was great for people like me and then we let you guys in yeah cuz
01:06:38
everyone's like why don't you move to Texas why don't you move to Nashville whatever I'm like that's notas great for
01:06:45
me it's okay for you no no it's fine IAS I like it just like I like it here I can
01:06:51
uh you know assimilate I can make all kinds of all my friends of different ethnicities but like van couver like I
01:06:56
just felt like home I felt like Hong Kong Asian majority and I felt there's a
01:07:02
weird like familiarity and safeness and the food just make sense to me there
01:07:07
yeah Canada is great man here here's the thing about whites anywhere else okay it's not that they have hatred it's that
01:07:14
they don't see people like us often like when I when I was in but Montana shooting that movie yeah I was at an AA
01:07:20
meeting okay and some guy was pouring coffee in people's glasses the guy came up up to me and goes hey man sorry we
01:07:27
don't have any green tea that's that's a very accommodating
01:07:32
and I drink coffee too man you know what I mean oh we know but what happens when you do drink coffee you guys
01:07:40
turn all the time man I don't want you Kung fing don't be Kung fuing it's somebody that like doesn't isn't around
01:07:47
us that often and then they just want to be nice right but it comes out you know I mean a little racist but I don't mind
01:07:54
that it's just people are just trying to get acclimate themselves to us yeah it's not malicious I don't feel bad after
01:07:59
that happens but I feel like could I really be friends with this man maybe maybe it'll be hard it'll be uphill
01:08:05
battle you know well we're going to we're leaving we're moving uh we're not moving Bob and I are moving where are you guys going we figured how's how can
01:08:12
we get the most Central in the United States and it's Missouri we're going to Missouri it's the most Central state in the United States so we're going to
01:08:18
Missouri I'll go to Las Vegas that's it let's go you'll move to Las Vegas 100% let's go yeah taxfree
01:08:25
dude [ __ ] this place let's get the [ __ ] let's go to Vegas I think it'd be better huh let's do it we can get how about this I'll do this keep our houses here n
01:08:33
[ __ ] this place let's get out I love my house keep your house are you guys safe the house good yeah yeah we're good
01:08:39
we're good yeah yeah he's he's lucky he the fire was right near him you got was very lucky wow you guys are in the Hills
01:08:44
it's different for you guys are threatened all the time FL in the flats we're not that not threaten as much we're not threat as much if I call a
01:08:51
this is new if I call Asian my Asian sister sisters no no what I'm asking you
01:08:56
is what's the problemo Poore well I'll tell you that is a black cultural
01:09:02
nickname for black women sisters you don't do that you guys don't do that we can I say Brothers then absolutely not
01:09:09
well you can say like in in Korean isn't it h right like we say something like and and like uh K mayay you know in in
01:09:16
Mandarin so maybe maybe we got to bring that back no oh so we can't oh you can't even we can't we can't even
01:09:23
ref no but we can't even reference our Asian friends female
01:09:30
friend female friends as anything remotely sister or anything like that
01:09:36
no and let me tell you something pal you want to do that in Vancouver you can but
01:09:42
here in my country yeah no I think it's just a it's a black cultural thing that when I hear somebody non-black go like
01:09:48
uh like my sisters are brothers I'm always like no don't do that that's a black thing dude that's theirs you going
01:09:55
to take more stuff from black people but no but like hog brother you know like
01:10:00
white tell me about Hogan brother yeah brother it's because he does it with such well he's also said the nword a few
01:10:06
times on tape I see I see I see they have him they caught him right no you
01:10:11
know what it is it's it's um it's just I can't have Asians do it again that's what I'm saying can't have them do it
01:10:17
again you guys did it with black lives matter you you overtook them you did a you did stop Asian hate you remember two
01:10:24
two different incidents don't even start it in Black Liv matter was humming along they were move that train was chugging
01:10:30
along and then Here Comes stop Asian hate stop it right in it tracks you
01:10:36
remember and everyone forgot about it yeah yeah all right so um I well
01:10:44
Jimmy and I when we go back to the meeting yeah when you go back we have our meeting once a month you know what I mean and you know Stephen you everyone
01:10:51
goes and and we have some of our can I call them sisters now but like like aquaf one of our sisters we're
01:10:58
going to change the lingo that's the lingo now but we'll come up with a new one but
01:11:03
what we give it a word um what was the thing you said in Mandarin uh uh mayay
01:11:08
is uh like little sister and then CA is older brother you know there's different
01:11:13
yeah your May and your cuas hey that that's not that sounded that sounded kind of cool actually Chinese yeah well
01:11:19
then be Chinese Bud you're going to be soon oh I I want you know what dude I'll
01:11:25
be Chinese yeah yeah cuz I don't want to steal any more work or you can be you can be H Young You are young but now
01:11:31
what you're saying Jimmy is we have to memorize every [ __ ] Japanese what [ __ ] brother and sister means all I'm not going to do all that you're not
01:11:36
hanging out with Japanese people we already talked about this okay or Vietnamese like what's the Vietnamese not hanging out with them either I am no
01:11:42
you're not for you it's it's Korean Chinese Filipino those are the three God I don't know what you're doing right now
01:11:48
but I don't like it it's working I don't like it no let's let's go backward obviously you can call obviously you can
01:11:54
call them sister I'm [ __ ] joking Jesus Christ what show are we on but the
01:12:00
stop Asian hay thing was funny as Fu that was good that was good it's [ __ ] funny dude yeah well let me say this
01:12:06
Jimmy o Yang is the best probably one of the greatest uh comedian friends actors
01:12:12
performers souls in the comedy business we love you so very much you're so so so nice I think you're one of the greatest
01:12:18
out there known you for a long time funny dude great dude you you seem to not really miss a stride you're pretty
01:12:24
good than pretty good man and you guys man I I I tell Bobby this every time bro
01:12:29
I [ __ ] look up to this guy don't ever ever ever since I was young you know my
01:12:34
dad like was about to buy a ticket to the Improv on a night that I wasn't going to be there but you were there he
01:12:40
was like I'm going to go watch my hero Bobby Lee I want to meet your dad yeah well are you coming to the show at the Forum yeah I am yes please when is that
01:12:47
wa you're playing The Forum yeah yeah and he asked me to do a little set February 28th we're going to I I would invite I love you but I'm trying to make
01:12:54
it like an Asian thing for Brothers oh I don't I'm sorry for for your Ms and your
01:12:59
p is are there other Asians you asked to be on it who else is on it yeah do you I
01:13:04
I don't want to give away the whole lineup but I I'll tell you later so let's let's promote some of the things Jimmy so Jimmy do um what you um you see
01:13:11
you have the TV show on Hulu interior Chinatown on Hulu um he's going to The Forum you're playing yeah the Forum uh
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La February 28th yeah I might be doing it yeah Bob surprise yeah number three
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um uh what else your Instagram handle what is it uh it's Jimmy oang Jimmy oang
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and please support our brother here he's one of the best I've always loved him he's one of the greatest so go see him
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uh if you're in La come see him at the form February 28th jimmyo yang.com Jimmy oy yang.com Jimmy comedy.com I own many
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websites I own um plenty of fishs sauce.com I own uh celeb dicksize
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docomo my site yeah awesome yeah so Chinese Chinese of you yeah so
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advantageous we're going to buy all the website it's brilliant you ever get my one last
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question if I may wrap it up um have you ever had a white girl see your penis and
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be surprised how big it is thank you for being a bad [Laughter]
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friend w
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yeah woo yeah
