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I'm doing a couple of shows before I
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take a little break. And Bobby and I
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March 14th are going to be and Thunder
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>> it's my favorite casino. Thunder Valley.
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>> It's Sacramento. It's Lincoln,
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California, but basically Sacramento
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March 14th. Uh then I'm going to be the
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21st of March. I'm going to be at the
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Wind Casino in Vegas. I'm doing the
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little roadie fest out there in
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Providence, Rhode Island in March. Then
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we make up that Borgata date in Atlantic
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City, April 3rd. And then finally, the
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Bad Friends. Uh we do a show for Netflix
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as a jokefest May 8th, uh at the YouTube
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theater right here in LA.
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>> Come the May 8th. It's going to be a
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>> Do it. Do it. Do it.
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>> Come see us.
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>> Do it now.
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>> You two are bad friends.
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>> Who are these two idiots?
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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting.
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>> Well, you two are something. Bad
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friends.
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>> God, I love this guy.
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>> Well, congrats to Michael Jackson for
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postumously getting a movie released
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here. April release date.
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>> The movie.
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>> What do you do in the movie?
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>> Uh, you don't What? I play.
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>> Who do you play?
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>> Bubbles.
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>> Oh, you're Bubbles. Little tiny Bubbles.
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>> He's like, "Don't bite that,
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>> Bubbles.
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>> Don't bite that. Don't bite that kid.
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>> Bubbles, get down from there.
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>> Bubbles, cut that out."
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Bubble's still alive.
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>> You want Bubble to stop?
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>> You know he's still alive?
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>> No, he's not.
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>> Yeah, Bubble. Yeah, cuz they they live
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as long as humans.
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>> Wait, Bubbles is
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>> Yeah, he's like 63.
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>> Where does he live?
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>> He's in Florida.
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>> West Palm Florida.
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>> Let's go down there. Let's go see him.
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>> What?
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>> Let's go say hi to him.
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>> He's hanging out with Coco.
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>> He's only 42 years old. He's my age.
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Bubbles and I are
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>> Bubbles. Yeah. Yeah. He looks way better
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than you.
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>> 100%. He resides at the Center for Great
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Apes in Wula, Florida. Sanctuary that
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provides care. We got to go down and see
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Bubs.
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>> Yeah, we got to see him. Look at him.
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He's so much happier.
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>> He was miserable at Neverland.
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>> Look at He went Look at He went bald
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because all the stuff he saw thinking
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about
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>> all the trauma he had. He went bald.
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>> Look, look at his face there.
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Help me with Michael.
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>> Look at that for what he's seen in 42
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years.
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>> I've ran into this guy on the street
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before.
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>> It's like he was a nom. Look at his
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face. He was.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, he God. What a cutie.
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>> Bubbles doesn't need to see that.
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>> Yeah. Do you think when he dies he'll he
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sees Michael? He'll be happy.
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>> No. Terrified.
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>> Yeah. He'll he'll run to a different
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cloud.
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>> Yeah. Terrified.
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>> Are there clouds in heaven?
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>> 100%.
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>> Yeah.
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>> That's what it is up there.
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>> I wonder what this clouds. Can you chill
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on it?
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>> Do you can?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can.
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>> Yeah. It's so much different than
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>> Dude, if I was having I was chilling on
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a cloud and you floated by you with your
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little angel wings.
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>> Mhm. You know what I mean? First of all,
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I'd be like, "Oh my god, there's a pork.
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They're fly." You know what I mean?
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>> Porks in heaven. That was a Clapton
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song. Porks in heaven.
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>> Porks in heaven. Yeah.
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>> And I'd be like, "No, that's Andreas."
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Would you talk?
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>> No way.
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>> So many people to see.
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>> No way.
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>> So many people to talk to.
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>> That's work.
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>> You guys wouldn't be in the same part of
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heaven.
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>> Uh-uh.
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>> There's no chance. You'd be sectionally
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You'd be nowhere near each other. You'd
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be in the VIP.
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>> Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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>> Not getting with Cleopatra. Yeah, dude.
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Yeah,
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>> he's in general edition.
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>> McQueen, Cleopatra.
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>> Who else am I? Paul Rivere.
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>> Yep.
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>> King Jun.
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>> I'm trying to I'm trying to choose my
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clown.
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>> Who's going to What? Cleopatra. Who
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else? Um Um Judas wouldn't be there,
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right?
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>> He might.
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>> He might be there.
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>> You never know. He might have snuck in.
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>> Yeah.
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>> He's sneaky.
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>> St. Nicholas.
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>> Yes.
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>> Santa.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I have to hang with St.
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Nicholas. You mean he's a saint. He is.
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>> And he's fat. He knows where the good
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food is.
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>> He does.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I go get me a gingerbread,
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>> right?
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>> You know what I mean? I'll get it.
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Eggna, get it. Staint Nick. He knows all
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the good [ __ ]
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>> He knows where to get it.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> No. Fancy in Gen Pop. Gen pop.
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>> Who's Who's on your cloud? My
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>> Who's in my cloud?
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>> In heaven.
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>> Bundy.
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>> Bundy's not there.
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>> What do you mean?
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>> Bundy's not there, dude.
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>> Why is Why would he not be?
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>> He's a serial killer.
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>> He's in hell.
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>> Okay.
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>> All right.
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>> They're not clouds in hell.
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>> Yeah. Maybe he get a pass.
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>> They pass.
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>> You got him. You got a fast path
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>> and then he has to go back down at
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night.
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>> Yeah,
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>> but during the day he can go.
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>> What about like Ted Kazinski?
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>> He's not up there, dude.
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>> Come on.
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>> No. Tell me people that would be up
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there.
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>> That would be
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>> guaranteed. Guaranteed up there.
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>> Okay. OJ.
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>> He could be.
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>> He could be for sure.
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>> I mean, he won a Heisman trophy.
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>> Yes, dude. Just this all day.
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>> That's a ticket to heaven.
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>> You're a sinner. You can still get into
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heaven.
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>> Yeah. If you accepted Jesus Christ as
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your Lord and Savior right before you
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died.
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>> Uh-huh. Mhm. or in limbo. You can do it,
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too.
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>> By the way, speaking of deaths, let's be
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honest.
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>> Kathine O'Hara,
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>> [ __ ] annoying. It was awful.
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>> She was so cool, man.
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>> You met her?
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>> Did I never tell you this story?
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>> No, I've never met her.
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>> We hung out.
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>> No, no, we never hung out.
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>> You never?
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>> No, I never told you this story. I
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thought I told the story on the show. I
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have told this on the show.
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>> She went to your show.
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>> She went to see me the improv. This is a
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quick I'll do it quick for the fans, but
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>> No, this is great.
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>> No, no, I didn't. Here's crazy. I didn't
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get to meet her. Yeah. When I did the
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Christopher Guest show, some reason
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somehow she was around and had said she
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was wanted to go see me live, I guess,
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after I did the show with with guest.
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And she came to see me at the improv and
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the sound guy, the old sound guy was
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like, "Katherine O'Hara is here to see
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you."
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>> Oh my god, this is crazy.
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>> And I was like, "No, she's [ __ ] not."
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Barack Obama, Taylor Swift, Katherine
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O'Hara. Oh my god.
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>> I never met her, but I was sad to not
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meet her because I was such a she one of
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my favorite
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>> Wait, you performed and she was in the
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audience? did the improv. She sat there
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and then the sound guy came back down
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after I went upstairs and I said, "Where
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is she?" And he said, "She was loving
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it. She laughed the whole show and then
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the moment you got off, she got up and
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left." And I was like, "No way." He's
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like, "Yeah."
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>> Oh my god. You never saw her after.
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>> No. But she came to see me, which was
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kind of rare.
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>> Go down quickly.
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>> Yeah. I try. Dude, I got nervous. I I
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didn't know what to
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>> I don't know. What was I going to say?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Hi, I'm You're the best.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And then she'd have been like, "That's
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great. Bye."
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>> She wanted to go home. Well, I got a um
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three-fingered um squeeze on my hand
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from Stephen Tyler.
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>> Wow.
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>> Yeah. So, he I was with Josh Hol.
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>> Is this recently?
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>> Yeah. Like four days ago.
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>> Okay.
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>> At the comedy store.
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>> Mhm.
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>> And Steven Tyler walked in, walked out
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of the club. There's paparazzi up, you
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know, where uh the
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>> on the ramp.
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>> On the ramp. Yeah.
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>> Right.
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>> And and
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>> Oh, she looks pretty.
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>> Yeah. So Britney Furong,
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>> I had met him before and I go, "Hi,
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Stephen." And he doesn't look at me. He
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takes his three fingers like this,
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right?
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>> Like a pterodactyl, right? And squeezes
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my hand as hard as he can. Like a
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chameleon.
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>> Yeah, like a chameleon. And then just
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And then he just kind of walked away.
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But three figures is fine.
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>> He didn't say hi.
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>> He didn't look at me. He go, "Hey,
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Coco." You know how the rock star, they
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can say whatever they want. I think he
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said, "Hey, Coco Bear Bear." No, no.
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>> Oh, Coco Bear. No, no.
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>> So, you you respect that, huh?
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>> What?
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>> I think [ __ ] that, dude. Say hi to me,
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you [ __ ]
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>> There's a lot of people around him.
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>> Did you? He He came to see you. You
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>> No, no, no. He was there doing his
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benefit show.
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>> Oh, this I thought this was that him and
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Josh Holmes were there to see you.
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>> Bobb's nicked in in the crowd.
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>> Oh, yeah. Were you just like a random
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fan?
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>> Oh, wow.
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>> I thought about this way differently.
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>> What's going on today, dude? Everything
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I'm saying is not good.
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>> Coco. Go bear bear food. Let me tell you
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something, guy.
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>> Yeah.
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>> What? Go ahead. Rip on me.
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>> Let's get it out. Let's get it out.
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>> Who you talking to? I didn't say
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anything.
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>> Yeah, you're a part of it.
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>> What did I do? I just said
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>> conspiracy going on.
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>> Oh my god. Here we go.
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>> All right. Anyway,
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>> speaking of conspiracy, show the Epstein
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list. Let's see. Pull it up.
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>> Pull it up.
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>> You know who is on the Epstein list, by
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the way? A bunch of comedic friends of
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ours because apparently I talked to D.
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Rosa about this. He went to go see
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Davidell was doing a taping at the
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seller and his buddy gave him the lineup
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that night. So it was like Big Jay
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Okerson like a bunch of guys that he
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went to go see for a David taping. It
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was for a tell and he's like you're
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going to love tonight. And he listed the
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names at the seller and a bunch of
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people that we know are on it and and D
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Rosa goes kind of bummed I wasn't on it.
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>> One of the comics performing that night.
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They went to a party of his or
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>> David had a taping at the seller and
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they were doing a TV taping for like a
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small quick standup taping thing that he
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was doing
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>> and Epstein was emailing someone his
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constituents about the show that evening
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and he was saying you're going to love
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it tonight. Here's the guys who are on
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the lineup
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>> who are on the lineup.
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>> You can look it up. It's got it's on
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there. It's like it's like uh Big Jay
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Ogerson.
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>> Was D Roso on the lineup and he wasn't
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mentioned?
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>> No, he wasn't on the lineup but he did
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the show the next night.
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>> I see.
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>> So he was bummed about that.
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>> Yeah. I don't know if you're going to
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find it. I don't know where D Roa found
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it. He said it got pushed around a
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little bit. Like
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>> so many people are on that thing.
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>> The Epstein list.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Not the list, but they're just mentioned
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in emails and this and that. It's like
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>> Yeah.
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>> He knew a lot of people. Turns out
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>> you knew a lot of people.
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>> Turns out knew a lot of people. Dude,
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>> you know what's even crazier? I said
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this today in the car. All these tinfoil
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hat people that we said that remember
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the remember pizza gate? Yeah.
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>> And we were like, "Come on, they're not
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pizza. What is that? They're the pizza.
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It's all real. It's like 50 pages of
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people going, "Can't wait to get more
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pizza tonight. Pizza party was so good."
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Wow.
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>> You didn't see this? No.
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>> Oh my god, dude. There it is. Comedians
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in the Epstein list. Go ahead, zoom in.
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>> Uh, comedy seller, Jeffrey E.
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>> Lewis J. Gomez, David Tell, Russ Man,
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Sabrina Jalis, Jay Ocherson, and
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surprise guest.
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>> Wow.
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>> Wow.
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>> Yeah, he had a good lineup.
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>> Russ. Maybe those comics influenced
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Epstein. Maybe before this he wasn't
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even interested in having an island.
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>> Wow. So he went to the show.
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>> He went to go see those guys live. Yeah.
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He went to go to the comedy seller.
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>> Crazy.
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>> Yeah, but pizza was real, dude. The
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pizza thing is crazy. It's all over the
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files. All you see all the time is like
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starving for more pizza. Hey,
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>> they went to the pizza parlor. They went
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downstairs. There's nothing there.
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>> No, dude. Literally.
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>> No, pizza was code. Pizza was code.
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>> Oh, yeah. But the but but the pizza gate
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thing was an actual place.
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>> I know. But they were using it because
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they were using that code. They were
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saying the place wasn't real, but it was
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an it was a code for
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>> Yeah.
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>> Nasty [ __ ]
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Nasty. Look at this. Mention a pizza a
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thousand times in Epstein file. Doc's
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reveal. By the way, nobody likes pizza
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that much. So you know that. You know
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what that is?
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>> Yeah.
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>> That's nasty, dude.
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>> Yeah. The pizza is delicious.
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>> Not like that.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I I don't
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because
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>> from now on I don't like pizza.
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>> No, WHAT I'M SAYING NO I DEFEND
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>> PIZZA.
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>> What did pizza do? They chose the name.
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If I was a hot dog,
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>> dude, if I was a hot dog and they
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started using hot dog. Yeah.
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>> Why are you guys bringing me into this
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whole thing?
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>> I'D BE LIKE, BUT WHY DID YOU CHOOSE HOT
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DOG? BUT THAT YOU KNOW my point.
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>> You know why they chose pizza?
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>> Empanada.
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>> You know why they chose pizza?
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>> Why?
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>> Pizza. Pizza party. It's what young
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people like, pizzas. That's what they
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refer to them as pizza parties. And you
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know what's gross? They probably did get
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them pizza.
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>> That's even more [ __ ] up.
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>> Well, not ice cream.
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>> I don't know what you're doing here.
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>> I don't either.
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>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Let's not find a replacement first.
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Perversion food. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. The files are the files are just
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mesmerizing. I can't stop reading stuff.
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>> I can't stop. It's so much nasty nasty
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[ __ ] dude.
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>> Yeah. Well, there's millions of
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documents. I can't go through it all.
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>> Every time a Twitter post
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>> I went through two and I was like I
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can't do a million three million.
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>> Every time on a post pops up on Twitter
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I sit for an hour reading it. I can't
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stop.
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>> Yeah.
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>> It's I'm addicted.
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>> And to see the com the one that made me
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laugh the hardest was about Elon.
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>> Mhm.
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>> Where he's like get this [ __ ] dork
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out of here. Like Elon wanted to go to a
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party and they would let him in.
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>> Wow.
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>> Look at this. Uh probably just Tula and
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me. Whatever. How many people be Well,
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his assistant, right? He like handed off
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to his assistant was like, "Get this guy
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the [ __ ] out of here."
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>> Elon tried to get into the party and
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they wouldn't let him. Just like a He
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had like a house party or something.
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>> Yeah. What? The lake one? You know the
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lake one?
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>> What's the lake?
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>> Where he Right. He threw a Trump threw a
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baby in the lake.
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>> Lake Michigan.
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>> In Lake Michigan.
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>> That one's pretty dark.
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>> It's pretty dark.
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>> Is that me?
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>> Imagine I was the baby in the lake.
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>> It's a red head. Throw it away.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, the world's falling apart. How do
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you feel?
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>> I feel great. I'm on I'm on Lexar Pro.
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Yay.
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>> The fall world's falling apart. Get on
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Lexa Pro.
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>> You know, I got my a little bit of
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Rolin, some Lexa Pro. I think it's
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pretty good.
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>> You're grooving.
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>> I'm grooving. I feel pretty good. Yeah,
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>> I feel great. I'm on I'm on uh
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>> Are you on anything?
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>> I'm on creatine and I'm on ashwagandha.
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I'm on CoQ10. I'm I'm working out every
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day. I'm feeling good.
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>> Yeah. But I mean, do you take any
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medication or anything?
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>> Uh
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for my brain?
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>> Yeah. No, I take statins for my heart.
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You know that?
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>> Yeah, I do. Yeah.
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>> Uh,
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>> but did you, your therapist doesn't say,
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you know?
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>> No, I tried, you know, I tried uh what's
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the one what's the main one everybody
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does? Uh
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>> what? Zoloft.
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>> Zoloft. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I tried that once and it gave it it made
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me so much worse when I was young.
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> I hated the way I felt on Zoloft. As
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soon as I got off of drugs, I felt kind
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of normal again. The panic was still
00:14:00
there,
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>> but I felt more human. I felt very
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robotic.
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>> Doesn't that mean you need them?
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doesn't mean I need them that I felt
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terrible on them.
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>> That like as soon as you got off them,
00:14:09
you felt good. That's like how that's
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what crazy people say. They're like,
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"Oh, when I stopped taking my medicine,
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everything was okay."
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>> H
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>> So, I just worry.
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>> We've had friends that stopped taking
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medicine.
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>> Yeah.
00:14:22
>> Yeah.
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>> I guess we'll see. Carlos.
00:14:31
>> Yeah.
00:14:31
>> No, I feel so much better when I got off
00:14:33
of him. I took him when I was a young
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lad when I was in college, my senior
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year.
00:14:37
>> And I don't want to take anything else.
00:14:38
You know what I take?
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>> I take Jesus.
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>> I take big doses of Jesus every morning.
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>> I pray to my God that you're going to be
00:14:45
okay. That you're going to be okay.
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>> And I pray that you're going to be okay,
00:14:50
too.
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>> What did caveman do without medication
00:14:52
back in the day? Like if you had like
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ADHD,
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>> you know what I mean?
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>> Looked around a lot.
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>> No, he's just kind of like, you know,
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painting like K painting. I think he's
00:15:02
distracted by a spider.
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>> I like that.
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>> Asking a question.
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>> This this Lexa Pro is working.
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>> Yeah. Or or like, you know what I mean?
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You had anxiety and there was no Xanax.
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You know what I mean?
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>> How do you explain that to another
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caveman?
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>> You know what I mean?
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>> Right. I mean, there there was no
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medication back.
00:15:30
>> Let's explain. Let's explain. You're a
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caveman. Give me cave talk about trying
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to tell me. Convince me that you have
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depression.
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>> Oh. Oh, really?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Huh?
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>> Whoa.
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They speak a little French.
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>> A little French.
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>> Yeah.
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>> A little bit of
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Yeah,
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>> they speak a little bit of French.
00:16:21
>> Yeah, that's how like
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>> that's how we learned it.
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Yeah. Yeah. So they, you know, I'm sure
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language was developed that way. What
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was the first word?
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>> Yeah. Okay.
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>> When you're going to attack with someone
00:16:38
lying.
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>> Yeah.
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>> It was emotions.
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>> It could be oak.
00:16:43
>> Ow. Ow. Pain. Yeah. Pain.
00:16:45
>> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Nobody knows the first word.
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>> But somebody had
00:16:49
>> ah look instinctive sounds. Many believe
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that ow and ah surprise. We literally
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just said that.
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>> Just did it because we know.
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>> No, but that's amazing.
00:16:56
>> Yeah. Because we're smart.
00:16:57
>> Yeah, we are.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:58
>> Simple request. Food. This.
00:17:02
>> Yeah. Without hands, can you do it?
00:17:07
>> Yeah. Yeah. I go
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>> You know what I mean?
00:17:12
>> Oh, dude. Can I do something for you in
00:17:14
caveman speak?
00:17:15
>> Yeah. Go ahead.
00:17:15
>> Imagine we're around a fire pit and I'm
00:17:17
telling you you're my buddy.
00:17:19
>> Yeah.
00:17:19
>> Not you.
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>> I'm talking about you to another guy.
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Yeah,
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>> you're a different guy, but I'm talking
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about Bobby.
00:17:24
>> Okay.
00:17:25
>> Okay. See if you can get this story.
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>> Okay.
00:17:27
>> See
00:18:01
or let ME LET ME DO LET ME DO YOU let me
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do you let me do you let me do you now
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>> okay I'm explaining you
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>> that's good that's good
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you nude
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Oh yeah.
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Oh, you know that.
00:18:38
Oh, no. No. No. Not right.
00:18:42
Yeah,
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>> dude. Imagine for the people listening
00:18:44
to the podcast on not seeing it.
00:18:48
>> Just in your car.
00:18:52
>> Oh my god, dude. So funny. That was a
00:18:53
good one.
00:18:54
>> You and I would have been great cavemen.
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>> I would be the best.
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>> The best.
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>> But you know, would we um
00:19:00
>> It would just be you and I
00:19:01
>> because of warmth. Would we be able We
00:19:03
would be hugging every body heat.
00:19:05
>> Yeah. We would never go for women.
00:19:07
>> Yeah.
00:19:07
>> We would never go for
00:19:08
>> No, I would. I would.
00:19:09
>> No chance. No, cuz you back then you got
00:19:12
to and then drag them by their hair. You
00:19:14
wouldn't do that. You were liberal
00:19:15
before you. I would liberal.
00:19:17
>> Yeah, you're a liberal.
00:19:18
>> Well, you know what? I would provide.
00:19:19
>> Okay. I'm a woman. Ask me out then as a
00:19:21
cavewoman.
00:19:34
>> Wow, that hurts even in.
00:19:37
Holy [ __ ] That hit that hit hard.
00:19:41
>> That's what I mean. We wouldn't want We
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wouldn't want that kind of rejection.
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>> Wait, shoot the laugh again, right?
00:19:46
>> Yeah. Yes.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Wow.
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>> We would have been great cave people.
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Cave would have been the way to go, man.
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>> How do you teach kids in cave? Like, can
00:20:12
you life lessons? Can you do that?
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>> It's just like animals. They see and
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they and they they see and they repeat.
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Monkey see, monkey do. Did you see the
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Did you see the cave in Kazakhstan that
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they just found that looks like a
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[ __ ] door? Looks like a 50ft door.
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>> I want to see it,
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>> dude. Kazakhstan cave door.
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Good luck spelling Kazakhstan.
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found of like a
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>> That's not a door,
00:23:10
>> brother. That looks like a door to me.
00:23:12
>> That's pretty dory.
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>> Yeah, dude. That's a
00:23:14
>> It's more of a Hobbit door.
00:23:15
>> A Lord of the Rings.
00:23:16
>> Lord of the Rings door. I don't know how
00:23:18
old this is, but I just saw
00:23:19
>> how you open that.
00:23:20
>> How
00:23:21
>> you say friend in Elvis?
00:23:24
>> So stupid.
00:23:25
>> No, but you know, do you remember?
00:23:27
>> No, I don't see it.
00:23:29
>> You don't remember?
00:23:29
>> I didn't see it.
00:23:30
>> Can I explain?
00:23:31
>> Yeah, please.
00:23:32
>> Okay. In Lord of the Rings, right,
00:23:33
they're trying to get in the minds of
00:23:35
warrior and there's a door that looks
00:23:36
exactly like that, but they don't know
00:23:38
how to get in. So they they all sit out
00:23:40
there for like hours and then Frodo has
00:23:43
a suggestion. Say, right. He goes, "Say
00:23:48
friend in Elvish." And she he says it
00:23:50
and the door opens.
00:23:51
>> [ __ ] Friend.
00:23:53
>> Yeah.
00:23:53
>> See, look. Look at that door. Now go
00:23:54
back to the Kazakhstan door.
00:23:56
>> Yeah.
00:23:56
>> What? It was just found this last year,
00:23:58
right? Isn't that what it said? 2025.
00:24:00
>> Yeah,
00:24:00
>> bro. You're telling me that's not a
00:24:02
[ __ ] doorway? Zoom in to the one on
00:24:03
the left.
00:24:04
>> That is a That's a man standing outside
00:24:06
of it, by the way.
00:24:07
>> Oh, that Oh, yeah.
00:24:08
>> That's So, what does that got to be? 50
00:24:09
75 ft up. That's a door, dude. It just
00:24:13
it happens to look like one but
00:24:15
>> chance that how is that naturally
00:24:16
occurring? They can't even explain it.
00:24:18
It doesn't look like it's naturally
00:24:19
occurring in the rock.
00:24:20
>> Well, then knock on it.
00:24:22
>> Look,
00:24:23
>> these are two Kazakhstanians.
00:24:25
>> Yeah,
00:24:26
>> we have to go by the door. We will knock
00:24:27
on door.
00:24:28
>> Yeah.
00:24:29
>> Friend and Elvish.
00:24:30
>> Oh, IT'S
00:24:35
>> Look at it.
00:24:37
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:38
>> That's a [ __ ] door. Yeah,
00:24:39
>> dude. That's not a part of a mountain.
00:24:41
That's a door.
00:24:42
>> Wow.
00:24:43
>> That's a creepy cave door to something
00:24:44
that we don't want to know.
00:24:46
>> Yeah. Just knock on it.
00:24:48
>> I would never. You would never.
00:24:49
>> I would knock.
00:24:50
>> You'd knock and then you'd run and leave
00:24:52
me there.
00:24:52
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:53
>> Doorbell. Yeah. Dingdong ditch.
00:24:54
>> Ding dong ditch.
00:24:55
>> Yeah. Yeah. Some giant comes out.
00:25:00
>> Imagine he goes Bobby mom.
00:25:04
>> Like how do you see the show?
00:25:05
>> Yeah. I'm getting we have to do we
00:25:08
should do a bad friends abroad where we
00:25:10
explore these hidden gems that's going
00:25:12
to happen. You know how far it takes to
00:25:14
get even get there
00:25:15
>> to Kazakhstan. You'd stop
00:25:17
>> No, but to get to that door you have to
00:25:19
take a donkey. You know what I mean? You
00:25:21
know what I mean? And the paraglide,
00:25:23
right? And then zipline and then
00:25:25
>> he's getting flights. We can do a
00:25:26
non-stop one stop 20 hours.
00:25:28
>> Dude, how boring is Kazan?
00:25:30
>> Oh.
00:25:30
>> Oh, it's supposed to be beautiful.
00:25:32
>> Really?
00:25:32
>> Yeah.
00:25:34
>> Isn't that tough people? Hey, let's be
00:25:36
nice. There's about 40 people that
00:25:37
listen to us in Kazakhstan.
00:25:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, I love Kaz.
00:25:40
>> Shout out to Kazzy's.
00:25:40
>> I love Kazzy's.
00:25:41
>> Look at that. They got Look at that.
00:25:43
They got a thing with a
00:25:43
>> That's a good city.
00:25:45
>> Ooh.
00:25:46
>> Ladies.
00:25:49
>> Ooh.
00:25:50
>> They're kind of Asian looking, which is
00:25:52
what I like.
00:25:53
>> Eastern European has this like right on
00:25:57
the border of Mongolian
00:25:59
looking.
00:26:00
>> I mean, Kakasan is in Asia.
00:26:02
>> Yeah, it is in Asia, but it's still so
00:26:04
far eastern. It still grasps a piece of
00:26:06
Europe, right? Doesn't that feel like
00:26:07
Europe?
00:26:08
>> It's a combination between Eastern
00:26:09
Europeans and Asians, I think.
00:26:11
>> Look at where it is. Doesn't that feel
00:26:12
Eastern Europe and Asia at the same
00:26:14
time?
00:26:15
>> It's the center.
00:26:16
>> It's huge.
00:26:17
>> Like, wait, wait. Go, go, go, can you
00:26:19
zoom in, please?
00:26:20
>> It's right next to Mongolia. So, it's
00:26:21
got that But look, Western Kazakhstan.
00:26:23
Go way west.
00:26:25
>> Look at how Look, it butts up there to
00:26:26
what? What is that? What country is next
00:26:28
door?
00:26:28
>> Georgia.
00:26:28
>> Georgia.
00:26:29
>> Yeah, man. That's You're Eastern Europe,
00:26:31
dude. You're kissing it. You're kissing
00:26:32
it.
00:26:33
>> You're kissing it. Yeah,
00:26:34
>> Russia.
00:26:35
>> Like if you look at some parts of Russia
00:26:37
too.
00:26:37
>> Well, Russia spans the map.
00:26:39
>> If you go like way uh let's see,
00:26:42
>> east is Asian. West is European.
00:26:44
>> Yes, that's right. Yes. Yeah.
00:26:45
>> Western Russia might as well be uh uh
00:26:48
you know what is that like um
00:26:51
even bleeds into Finland. Imagine if the
00:26:53
Finn Russians,
00:26:54
>> the Russins,
00:26:55
>> like in certain parts of Russia, they
00:26:57
would think that I was probably Russian.
00:26:59
>> Mongolian.
00:27:01
>> 100% Mongolian. I've seen Russians look
00:27:04
completely Asian.
00:27:06
>> Yes.
00:27:07
>> Yeah. The Mongolian one.
00:27:08
>> Mongolian.
00:27:12
>> That's a zinger. Like that.
00:27:14
>> How do you do a Russian Asian accent?
00:27:17
I'm trying to do it right now.
00:27:19
>> I can't even do it.
00:27:20
>> Yeah. From Russia. We will come from
00:27:22
>> Russia. We will come
00:27:24
>> from from Russia. You come to Russia.
00:27:27
That's really hard to combine.
00:27:28
>> Yeah. Uh from Russia.
00:27:30
>> That's it. from Russia. Do we have maybe
00:27:34
>> and and you say say in Russia
00:27:36
>> in Russia we
00:27:38
>> in in Russia.
00:27:39
>> I'm trying. FINISH IT. [ __ ] FINISH
00:27:42
IT.
00:27:42
>> HEY, MAN.
00:27:43
>> SORRY. My I'm aggressive. It's Alexa,
00:27:45
bro.
00:27:45
>> In Russia.
00:27:46
>> Yeah.
00:27:47
>> In Russia, car drives you.
00:27:51
>> In Russia. In Russia, car drive you.
00:27:55
>> That's That's good. That's a guy that's
00:27:57
there.
00:27:57
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a man that
00:27:59
exists out there in Russia.
00:28:01
>> Somewhere out there. Yeah. But there's
00:28:02
like look at all that land up like where
00:28:04
there's no big like what happens up
00:28:06
there.
00:28:06
>> That's the polar vortex of nothingness.
00:28:08
I mean,
00:28:09
>> but people do live out there.
00:28:11
>> No, rarely.
00:28:12
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, people live out there.
00:28:13
They I saw this Tik Tok where there's
00:28:16
this rickety train that's coal still. By
00:28:20
the way,
00:28:21
>> we should make a movie called Rickety
00:28:22
Train.
00:28:22
>> Yeah. It's a rickety train with coal
00:28:24
still, right? And the tracks sometimes
00:28:26
they have to go out and they fix the
00:28:27
railroad tracks, right? Yeah.
00:28:29
>> And it's in Russia and it's like these
00:28:31
small towns and they they heard gout and
00:28:34
>> I mean yeah there are people way out
00:28:35
there express. Yeah.
00:28:38
>> Did you Yeah. Did you save your bell?
00:28:40
Did you take your bell on the rickety
00:28:42
train?
00:28:44
>> If you listen to the bell, you can hear
00:28:46
train coming.
00:28:49
Train is bringing new goats.
00:28:52
>> Yeah.
00:28:54
That's incredible.
00:28:55
>> What? It's incredible. What happens if
00:28:57
you're like out there and you're and you
00:28:59
you're like a good-looking dude. You
00:29:01
can't model.
00:29:02
>> Yeah, you can train model. Train model,
00:29:06
dude.
00:29:07
>> You model on the train. They let you
00:29:08
walk around from car to car.
00:29:10
>> Oh, I see.
00:29:10
>> What do if you're a hot guy? Well,
00:29:12
>> like you're a hot guy, you have unless
00:29:13
you're you know you're a good actor,
00:29:16
>> right? Like you're you just that's your
00:29:18
dream.
00:29:19
>> You got it. You have it.
00:29:19
>> You have it. You're like the Philip
00:29:21
Seymour Hoffman, but you look like Brad
00:29:23
Pitt,
00:29:24
>> right?
00:29:24
>> Damn. Right. And you got Daniel Lewis
00:29:26
skills.
00:29:27
>> You got Daniel D. Lewis skills. You know
00:29:28
what I mean? And you got um Haley Joel
00:29:30
Osman feet.
00:29:33
>> Why not? That's little feet, right? And
00:29:35
you're like um you're so so dress for
00:29:39
for what you
00:29:40
>> And you live in the smallest town in
00:29:42
northern Russia.
00:29:42
>> There's no hope.
00:29:44
>> I guess you But you got to be the
00:29:46
hottest guy in a small town.
00:29:47
>> Yeah. But does he go to Moscow and try
00:29:48
to do theater? Oh yeah.
00:29:50
>> Oh, that's what you would do.
00:29:50
>> Yeah.
00:29:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:51
>> Become a dancer or an actor?
00:29:53
>> Yeah.
00:29:53
>> What is that? An international actors
00:29:54
agency up there? It
00:29:55
>> was a Russian talent agency, but it was
00:29:57
it looked like it was going to spy on
00:29:59
us.
00:29:59
>> I could use that. My agents aren't doing
00:30:01
[ __ ]
00:30:01
>> Yeah.
00:30:02
>> I could really use a bump. I might as
00:30:04
well go to a
00:30:04
>> What if they wouldn't sign me?
00:30:06
>> You know what I mean? I called. No.
00:30:08
>> The Mongolian agency would kill down
00:30:11
there.
00:30:11
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:12
>> Why don't you go down
00:30:13
>> a commercial with an eagle on my arm?
00:30:17
>> Eagle insurance.
00:30:18
>> Yeah. Those are like, dude, Mongolians,
00:30:21
dude, I mean, did you see um Physical
00:30:24
Asia?
00:30:26
>> Yeah, we watched that. We talked about
00:30:27
that.
00:30:28
>> Yeah. Yeah. But the Mongolians, they're
00:30:30
tough people.
00:30:30
>> Yeah, they're nuts.
00:30:31
>> They're nuts, dude. Well, Genghaskhan
00:30:33
was nuts.
00:30:34
>> My dog.
00:30:35
>> Yeah.
00:30:35
>> Miss you. RIP. RIP Gangi.
00:30:38
>> Yeah.
00:30:39
>> Physical Asia.
00:30:40
>> Yeah, the Mongols are
00:30:41
>> You just thought they were for making
00:30:42
fun of
00:30:47
Yeah. Yeah. You thought they were dry
00:30:49
Eskimos.
00:30:51
>> That guy's huge in the front.
00:30:53
>> Yeah.
00:30:54
>> My god.
00:30:55
>> I think when you live out there, you it
00:30:57
just toughens. Yeah.
00:30:59
>> What's the slang for this Mongolian
00:31:00
team? What's the slang? What's the
00:31:02
slang? What's the What's the phrase for
00:31:04
this team?
00:31:04
>> What? Um
00:31:05
>> the promotional phrase. What would their
00:31:07
phrase be if this was a poster for the
00:31:08
Mongolian team?
00:31:11
>> An ad agency? What the [ __ ] is going on?
00:31:12
>> I got it loaded up.
00:31:14
>> What? Mongolia.
00:31:16
We got the beef.
00:31:18
>> Oh,
00:31:18
>> that's good, dude.
00:31:20
>> Mongolia.
00:31:21
>> Mongolia.
00:31:22
>> Where's the beef?
00:31:23
>> Yeah,
00:31:24
>> we got the beef with you.
00:31:26
>> Yeah.
00:31:26
>> Also, try Mongolian beef right now on
00:31:28
special at Panda Express for $9.99.
00:31:29
>> Hey, see if there's hot Mongolian women
00:31:32
>> for sure.
00:31:33
>> There's probably not
00:31:34
>> hot women all over the world.
00:31:35
>> I don't know. I don't think so.
00:31:36
>> Yeah, hot Mongolian women.
00:31:39
>> Bingo.
00:31:43
I mean, you think
00:31:44
>> Yes, they're both very pretty.
00:31:46
>> Or the region. Yeah.
00:31:48
>> Yeah.
00:31:50
>> No. What?
00:31:50
>> Look at me right now, dude.
00:31:51
>> Yeah, dude.
00:31:54
>> Give me another one. Give me a couple
00:31:56
more.
00:31:56
>> Yeah. Yeah. Give me a couple. There we
00:31:57
go. Yeah.
00:31:59
>> Isn't that your aunt? I'm
00:32:01
>> saying. Yeah.
00:32:02
>> That's Yeah. I'm I guess there's
00:32:05
>> Oh, there's one right there.
00:32:06
>> That's how you This is Asia, not Europe.
00:32:09
>> Jeez.
00:32:09
>> Third. Yeah, that her
00:32:11
>> gorgeous
00:32:11
>> gorgeous
00:32:12
>> gorgeous
00:32:13
>> AI. Okay,
00:32:15
>> there we go.
00:32:16
>> Here we go.
00:32:18
>> He typed in how
00:32:22
>> he corrects it usually.
00:32:24
>> How Mongolian woman.
00:32:25
>> Yeah.
00:32:26
>> Oh, there you go. That's Mongolia.
00:32:27
>> Yeah, that's pretty Mongolian.
00:32:29
>> Couple of mountains there in the
00:32:30
foreground.
00:32:31
>> Let's move on from the Mongolian.
00:32:34
>> Yeah, let's get off of Mongolia.
00:32:35
>> Yeah, let me zoom in on that girl
00:32:37
walking down the street.
00:32:38
She's just carrying trash.
00:32:44
>> Severed head in that back.
00:32:46
>> Crazy.
00:32:46
>> What is going on there? Uh,
00:32:48
>> get off of that.
00:32:48
>> Get off it. I'm going to watch Goat.
00:32:51
>> Goat. Please go watch Goat.
00:32:52
>> Coming out.
00:32:53
>> Goat is out. No. When this comes out,
00:32:55
it'll be out right now. Please go see
00:32:57
Goat.
00:32:57
>> Are you guys taking us to the premiere?
00:32:59
>> Nope.
00:33:00
>> Yep.
00:33:00
>> It's just me and Ander are going to go.
00:33:02
>> That's crazy. You thought that we would
00:33:03
take it to the premiere.
00:33:04
>> Are you going to wear a suit? I thought
00:33:06
about it, but it's a basketball movie,
00:33:07
so I then then thought I should just
00:33:08
wear like casual clothes.
00:33:10
>> Is that what you're going to do?
00:33:12
>> Yeah, cuz we got to have pictures
00:33:13
together and I figured we should just
00:33:14
wear street clothes.
00:33:14
>> I wear a sports coat.
00:33:16
>> But we never wear sports coats.
00:33:18
>> How about like jeans, t-shirt, sports
00:33:20
coat?
00:33:21
>> I don't want to wear a collar. I don't
00:33:22
think it [ __ ] matters anymore.
00:33:23
>> Okay.
00:33:24
>> Like what?
00:33:25
>> You're just going to dress regular?
00:33:27
>> Well, yeah, because who's it for the
00:33:28
photos? Our moms.
00:33:30
>> Oh, yeah.
00:33:30
>> Do you know what I I mean, like at this
00:33:31
point,
00:33:32
>> but if everyone's wearing a suit and
00:33:33
we're like wearing, you know,
00:33:34
>> how how much more rad could that be?
00:33:36
>> I guess
00:33:37
>> I'll wear a dress. Would you like to
00:33:38
wear a dress?
00:33:38
>> Because you know that Nick Croll is
00:33:39
going to wear a suit. Like a purple
00:33:41
suit.
00:33:41
>> Yeah, he could. But that's but he's
00:33:43
they're more professional than us, dude.
00:33:46
>> Okay.
00:33:46
>> He's a worked at.
00:33:47
>> I was literally going to go buy buy a
00:33:48
suit tomorrow.
00:33:49
>> Oh, okay. Buy one. I'm telling you, I'm
00:33:51
not going to wear one.
00:33:52
>> Like a black suit.
00:33:53
>> Nice.
00:33:53
>> I have no interest in that.
00:33:54
>> With a black tie like look, you know
00:33:56
what I mean?
00:33:56
>> Saying black a lot.
00:33:58
>> Yeah, I love black people.
00:33:59
>> I'm going to wear a white suit. White
00:34:00
tie.
00:34:02
>> Yeah, you have suits.
00:34:05
>> I Dude,
00:34:05
>> let's do suit. Let's do suits.
00:34:07
>> Can I tell you what's a bummer? What?
00:34:08
>> I tried to put on a suit the uh what, a
00:34:10
week ago? Yeah.
00:34:12
>> For my sister's wedding coming up.
00:34:13
>> Yeah.
00:34:14
>> Too fat for that suit.
00:34:16
>> So, you get another one.
00:34:17
>> I would have to get a brand new suit.
00:34:18
>> Yeah.
00:34:18
>> I'm too fat for my old suit. I'm 205
00:34:20
right now.
00:34:21
>> Where are we going to go?
00:34:22
>> Where should we go to get a suit?
00:34:24
>> Yeah.
00:34:24
>> Men's Warehouse.
00:34:25
>> Oh,
00:34:26
>> what do you mean? I go to Jimmy how's
00:34:29
>> Jimmy O Yang has his own [ __ ] suit
00:34:31
>> for little people.
00:34:32
>> Oh yeah.
00:34:33
>> Yeah, that one. Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:34
>> Jimmy
00:34:35
>> Tom Ford will like fix it for you.
00:34:37
>> I'm going to Ronnie Changs. He's got a
00:34:39
suit.
00:34:41
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:42
>> Wait a minute. You're Where would you
00:34:43
really go to get a suit if you're really
00:34:44
going to get
00:34:44
>> Jimmy? The uh was right down the street.
00:34:47
>> Shut up, dude.
00:34:48
>> I swear to God I didn't.
00:34:49
>> It's a little people store.
00:34:50
>> It's No, it's for small actors like Seth
00:34:52
Ro uh Greeningo.
00:34:55
Seth Greeningo. Um, Elijah go like like
00:34:58
we go
00:35:00
>> and there's head shots of like all all
00:35:02
all the little actors,
00:35:03
>> dude. The little people suit store is so
00:35:05
funny. Yeah. Everything's half off.
00:35:12
>> Hey, do you have size six in these?
00:35:13
Like, whoa, Bigfoot, slow down.
00:35:15
>> Williams goes. I think Brad Williams
00:35:16
goes,
00:35:17
>> but it's We've looked it up before,
00:35:19
right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a real
00:35:21
What's so funny? You have people like
00:35:24
you have people that go to like, you
00:35:26
know what I mean? Big doll.
00:35:28
>> Will you go to Little People's Suit
00:35:30
store, please? Will you Google Little
00:35:31
People's Suit store? Just the idea is so
00:35:33
fantastic.
00:35:34
>> It's the one that I go to, Jimmy.
00:35:36
>> You're like, 800 bucks. There's half the
00:35:38
fabric. Little People Suit store. Jimmy
00:35:40
Owls for men in 5'8 and under.
00:35:42
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:43
>> Oh, yeah. I've seen this.
00:35:45
>> What?
00:35:47
Why is that funny, dude? I'm You're
00:35:49
pissing me off.
00:35:50
>> It's so funny cuz 5'8, you know, is
00:35:52
like, "Wo, you're tall."
00:35:58
>> 5'8" in the tall section.
00:35:59
>> A really nice door, though.
00:36:01
>> Yeah. It looks amazing, dude.
00:36:02
>> You have everything there.
00:36:04
>> Like a dollhouse. Yeah.
00:36:06
>> Yeah.
00:36:09
>> Like a what?
00:36:10
>> A dollhouse.
00:36:12
That entire store fits in my car.
00:36:18
Dude, Jimmy out. Let me see Jimmy. Give
00:36:20
it a break. Where's Jimmy?
00:36:21
>> He's There he is.
00:36:22
>> He's there.
00:36:24
>> Every time I go on. What's up?
00:36:26
>> Who Where are the Who are the uh the the
00:36:29
small celebrities that go?
00:36:34
Look. Isn't that Seth Green right there?
00:36:40
>> Yeah. V. Vern.
00:36:41
>> Vern. Yeah. Vern. Our dog. RIP.
00:36:44
>> Yeah. Vern goes. RIP Verie.
00:36:46
>> Yeah.
00:36:47
>> Yeah.
00:36:48
>> Oh, man.
00:36:49
>> Yeah.
00:36:51
Yeah. So, we all go I love it there.
00:36:54
>> Yeah. It also
00:36:56
dude dude, WHAT WHAT'S YOUR [ __ ]
00:36:59
PROBLEM, DUDE?
00:37:01
>> WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?
00:37:03
>> I don't know.
00:37:03
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:04
>> Little ties. It's just so cute.
00:37:05
Everything's small. It's just cute,
00:37:08
dude.
00:37:09
>> I like Jimmy O's.
00:37:10
>> Yeah. Yeah. Ah,
00:37:12
>> I was going to go tomorrow, but uh
00:37:13
>> do celebs that go to Jimmy O. I want to
00:37:16
see the list of celebs that Celebs that
00:37:19
go.
00:37:20
>> It's the wonder guy. What's his name?
00:37:23
>> Who?
00:37:23
>> Fred.
00:37:24
>> Fred Savage.
00:37:24
>> Fred Savage. Go.
00:37:25
>> Yeah. Wait, zoom in. Oh, dude. Martin
00:37:28
Sheen, Alpaccino, Wahberg, Devito,
00:37:30
Peshy, Seth Green, Jason Alexander,
00:37:32
David Spade, and Bobby Lee.
00:37:34
>> Yeah, Spade goes there's a head shot of
00:37:36
him.
00:37:37
>> Yeah. So, I go there.
00:37:41
But you you can you understand the
00:37:43
relief when you go into a place like
00:37:45
that and you are 5'4 and you're like,
00:37:47
>> "Oh, this is for me.
00:37:48
>> It's got to feel good.
00:37:49
>> It feels good."
00:37:50
>> I like that you admit that you're 5'4"
00:37:52
for years. This 56 game you were
00:37:54
playing. Spade.
00:37:56
>> Hello.
00:37:56
>> Hey, you're on you're on Bad Friends
00:37:58
with Me and Bobby. Where do you go to
00:37:59
buy suits?
00:38:02
>> Um
00:38:04
>> Oh, I don't know. I probably
00:38:06
>> be honest. If you're going to get a
00:38:07
suit, where do you go? Be honest.
00:38:09
Um, I would probably go to Theory or
00:38:11
something, but Prada ones are too tight.
00:38:13
>> But what about if what
00:38:14
>> can't lift your arms,
00:38:15
>> but is there a is there a is there a
00:38:17
shop that you would go to that's not
00:38:18
brand name?
00:38:20
>> Don't say like the little short place.
00:38:26
>> Do you ever go to
00:38:26
>> I went to Jimmy.
00:38:28
>> Do you go to Jimmy?
00:38:29
>> Don't say Jimmy and don't know how to
00:38:30
say it.
00:38:34
>> I wouldn't go into that. I wouldn't go
00:38:36
into that [ __ ] [ __ ] hole.
00:38:39
So, wait,
00:38:40
>> dude. I'm 5'11.
00:38:41
>> Be honest. Be honest. Have you ever
00:38:44
shopped at Jimmy
00:38:44
>> Oz?
00:38:46
>> I swear to God, I would never go in
00:38:47
there even if I had you.
00:38:48
>> Your head shot's on the wall.
00:38:51
>> I saw I saw Bobby walk out with [ __ ]
00:38:53
two full bags.
00:38:56
Got a couple.
00:38:59
>> All right. Love you, buddy.
00:39:00
>> Love you. Bye.
00:39:02
>> Oh, Spade. So funny.
00:39:05
>> We're plugging Jimmy Oz, man. This is
00:39:08
good.
00:39:08
>> Yeah,
00:39:08
>> this is good thing.
00:39:10
>> Marcelo Hernandez would probably go
00:39:12
there.
00:39:12
>> No, he'd have No, he'd do custom.
00:39:14
>> Yeah.
00:39:14
>> Yeah, he would do custom.
00:39:16
>> All right.
00:39:16
>> All right. I'll wear a suit if you want
00:39:17
to wear a suit.
00:39:18
>> Okay.
00:39:19
>> I'm excited about this premiere. I'm not
00:39:21
kidding. I hope the movie's good.
00:39:22
>> Yeah.
00:39:23
>> I'm like actually excited for it.
00:39:24
>> I am too.
00:39:26
>> And I also That's why I got nervous the
00:39:27
other night cuz I saw the billboard for
00:39:28
the new Pixar movie and I was like, "Oh,
00:39:30
[ __ ] That's going to bury it." But it
00:39:31
comes out end of March. I thought we're
00:39:33
good.
00:39:34
>> Oh, we're good.
00:39:34
>> We're good. We'll have some time.
00:39:35
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know what
00:39:36
it's called. That one. That one. It
00:39:38
looks great.
00:39:38
>> That one looks great.
00:39:39
>> Hoppers. I know.
00:39:40
>> Yeah, that one. Yeah,
00:39:41
>> it looks so cute.
00:39:42
>> Yeah.
00:39:43
>> God, Pixar, they don't miss, do they?
00:39:45
>> They don't miss at all.
00:39:46
>> They just don't miss.
00:39:47
>> They just What? What's the shrug face?
00:39:50
>> Yeah. What have they miss? They have
00:39:51
missed a couple times.
00:39:52
>> They've missed a couple times.
00:39:53
>> What?
00:39:53
>> Yeah.
00:39:54
>> What if you're talking percentage wise?
00:39:56
>> Ilia. What's
00:39:57
>> Ilio? Good dinosaur. Cars 2.
00:40:00
>> Cars 2 was fine.
00:40:01
>> No.
00:40:02
>> Yeah.
00:40:02
>> You're crazy. Cars 2 was fine. And Good
00:40:05
Dinosaur was fine. Like your brave was
00:40:07
good. That's people don't like that cuz
00:40:08
they're racist.
00:40:10
>> All right. Go ahead. Go to go to go to
00:40:12
Pixar movies. Just just do Pixar movie.
00:40:14
>> Their OG was so perfect.
00:40:16
>> Brother, you can't not everyone you
00:40:18
can't go
00:40:19
>> undefeated. Which was the jazz one they
00:40:21
did.
00:40:22
>> Oh, I like the Eric Griffin was in it.
00:40:24
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:25
>> I like that movie.
00:40:26
>> Well, he looks like the guy from Eric
00:40:28
Griffin.
00:40:28
>> Okay, look. Toy Stories. All of them
00:40:31
phenomenal. Finding Nemo, Inside Out,
00:40:34
>> amazing. I mean, Inside Out,
00:40:37
>> Coco, Incredibles,
00:40:40
>> uh, Ratatouille,
00:40:41
>> can you zoom in a little soul? These are
00:40:44
all bangers.
00:40:45
>> Yeah, bangers.
00:40:46
>> Turning Red, Wall-E,
00:40:49
>> Finding Gory, Incredibles. My point,
00:40:51
stop there. Bugs Life. They My point is,
00:40:53
>> yeah, to have that many.
00:40:54
>> Stop it. They're unbeliev So, they make
00:40:56
one or two that are like not as fun.
00:40:59
They're good. They're on fire.
00:41:00
>> They're on fire. But you know who's
00:41:01
going to be on more fire?
00:41:02
>> What?
00:41:02
>> From the creators of the Spiderverse
00:41:05
comes Goat.
00:41:06
>> Yeah.
00:41:08
>> The the littlest to make it to the bigs
00:41:11
in Goat. Can you do your voice that we
00:41:13
do on the movie?
00:41:15
>> I don't remember.
00:41:16
>> We do announcers in the movie. We play.
00:41:17
>> What's yours? I know your Yeah. Go
00:41:19
ahead. Do yours.
00:41:20
>> Uh Will steals the ball.
00:41:22
>> Yeah, that's
00:41:23
>> I sound like that. I It's a It's I'm
00:41:25
stealing from uh Marv Albert. I sound
00:41:28
like Marv Albert. Can you do yours? What
00:41:29
was mine?
00:41:31
>> You were uh yours yours was like uh you
00:41:33
kept going like oh yeah
00:41:35
>> you were like hey yeah
00:41:37
>> yeah that's it.
00:41:38
>> YEAH THAT YEAH WELL TAKES it to the
00:41:40
lead.
00:41:40
>> That's exactly right.
00:41:41
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:42
>> Also um remember every time we would go
00:41:44
in I would go hey can you play it again
00:41:47
>> so we could hear it
00:41:48
>> like what I sounded like because I
00:41:50
forget.
00:41:50
>> Well it's easy to forget
00:41:51
>> because you do the sessions every three
00:41:53
[ __ ] months so you don't even know
00:41:54
when they happen.
00:41:55
>> Great fruit plates. They really did
00:41:58
knock it out with the fruit plates.
00:41:59
>> I mean, you know, sometimes you do ADR,
00:42:02
right? Or inside ghetto, you have those
00:42:04
short little bottles of water, a brand
00:42:07
you've never even heard of. But this one
00:42:09
was beautiful cheese and fruit plates.
00:42:11
>> It was really nice. Yeah.
00:42:12
>> Yeah. Some of the Sometimes you go in
00:42:14
there, it's a pack of Newports.
00:42:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For your throat.
00:42:19
>> Yeah.
00:42:20
>> It was way better.
00:42:21
>> It was way better.
00:42:21
>> Doing it together was important.
00:42:23
>> We did it together every time.
00:42:24
>> You know, they're writing a second one
00:42:25
right now. No,
00:42:27
>> I mean I think they make them do that
00:42:28
just in case the first one does well.
00:42:30
Doesn't mean anything. It just means
00:42:32
like if it does really well, I think
00:42:33
they're writing the second one.
00:42:34
>> Yeah,
00:42:34
>> those guys wrote a good
00:42:35
>> How would you feel if you got recast?
00:42:37
>> I'd feel it because it would be
00:42:38
appropriate.
00:42:39
>> I think so. You killed it.
00:42:40
>> No, for big. They'd want a name. This is
00:42:42
the thing. If they want a big name,
00:42:44
they'd recast us for like they they'd be
00:42:46
like the And the announcers are played
00:42:47
by
00:42:48
>> pretty big
00:42:48
>> Kian Peele. No, not we're not Kian
00:42:51
Peele, right?
00:42:52
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're not kidding.
00:42:53
>> That's what I mean is like if they
00:42:54
wanted to upgrade, they could easily
00:42:55
upgrade.
00:42:56
>> Yeah.
00:42:57
>> And that's fine with me.
00:42:59
>> Not for me.
00:43:00
>> I don't care, dude.
00:43:01
>> Yeah. Not for me.
00:43:02
>> I'm in I'm entry level. I'm down there.
00:43:03
I'll take it.
00:43:05
>> Hey, man. I'm I'll park the cars.
00:43:07
>> No, you won't, dude.
00:43:08
>> I'll get out there and park there. I
00:43:09
used to love valeting. I valet.
00:43:10
>> It's so funny. You try to play this like
00:43:12
I'm a struggling guy and then you're at
00:43:14
the highest level.
00:43:15
>> I'm not a struggling guy. I just don't
00:43:16
mind that if someone replaced me, I
00:43:18
wouldn't care.
00:43:18
>> You're the most high class guy I know.
00:43:20
>> He's down to earth though.
00:43:21
>> I'm on the earth. Who's that more down
00:43:23
to earth, Andrew or me?
00:43:24
>> Andrew.
00:43:24
>> Andrew.
00:43:27
>> You You walk right into that.
00:43:31
>> And you're being real.
00:43:32
>> Oh, stop it.
00:43:34
>> No, dude.
00:43:34
>> Stop it.
00:43:35
>> There's no way.
00:43:35
>> Stop it.
00:43:36
>> There's no way.
00:43:37
>> It's We're You know what? We both live.
00:43:40
>> You both are really, really down to her.
00:43:42
>> No. That makes me so mad right now.
00:43:44
>> All right.
00:43:44
>> Especially with the way what McCullen
00:43:46
did. He knows the truth.
00:43:47
>> Relax, Billy.
00:43:48
>> No, no, I'm not. I'm No, I'm No. No. No
00:43:50
one's illegal on stolen land.
00:43:55
>> You're right.
00:43:56
>> No one's illegal on stolen land.
00:43:58
>> You're not. Yeah, you're right.
00:44:00
>> Yeah.
00:44:01
>> Yeah.
00:44:02
>> That's the funniest [ __ ]
00:44:04
>> Insane. Because then her house is on
00:44:06
stolen land.
00:44:06
>> I know. That's the funny. They found out
00:44:08
her $14 million house is on a stolen
00:44:09
land.
00:44:10
>> Who's
00:44:11
>> Billy Isish? Oh, really?
00:44:12
>> No one's illegal on stolen land.
00:44:14
>> Yeah.
00:44:15
>> Really? Her house is on a [ __ ] plot
00:44:18
of land. That's, you know, whatever. But
00:44:20
you knew they were going to find that.
00:44:22
That's what she said. Billy Aish uh
00:44:24
signed over her $14 million mansion. If
00:44:27
it's stolen land, hand over the keys,
00:44:28
says Tonga tribe. Tonga tribe. It's
00:44:31
funny. If the tribes are coming at you,
00:44:33
that's trouble. Be careful, dog.
00:44:35
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>> So, you know what I've been doing in the
00:47:00
last 5 days?
00:47:01
>> What?
00:47:03
I've been playing video games till 9 in
00:47:05
the morning and I I woke up 45 minutes
00:47:09
before I got here.
00:47:10
>> I know you look like it. It sounds like
00:47:11
I can hear it in your voice.
00:47:12
>> Yeah. I I'm lost.
00:47:14
>> What game?
00:47:15
>> I revisited Starfield.
00:47:17
>> Oh,
00:47:18
>> what?
00:47:19
>> That's just Yeah.
00:47:20
>> Yeah. And it's just been grinding and
00:47:22
it's I need help.
00:47:25
>> I need help.
00:47:26
>> Why are you doing this to yourself?
00:47:27
>> Grinding.
00:47:27
>> Grinding is a It's not what most people
00:47:31
>> think. What do you mean?
00:47:32
>> This is what I've been playing.
00:47:33
>> What is it?
00:47:33
>> Ratchet and Clank.
00:47:34
>> Oh, yeah.
00:47:35
>> It's really good.
00:47:36
>> People are playing Arc Raiders. Like
00:47:37
Eric Griffy's like, "Hey, man. Have you
00:47:39
downloaded it yet?"
00:47:40
>> Like, "I don't want to play with you."
00:47:42
>> No.
00:47:42
>> What?
00:47:43
>> You guys got to You got to get up, get
00:47:44
out, and do something, MAN.
00:47:48
>> This is crazy, dude.
00:47:50
>> Dude,
00:47:50
>> that's too much time dedicated to a
00:47:52
thing that doesn't mean anything.
00:47:53
>> It means everything.
00:47:54
>> It means everything. When you go to a
00:47:57
planet, you got to survey the whole
00:47:58
thing. You got to, you know, I mean, all
00:48:00
the minerals and rocks.
00:48:01
>> How about this? How about this? How
00:48:02
about
00:48:02
>> analyze all the animals and stuff?
00:48:04
>> How about do it at times when it's
00:48:06
helpful for your your uh circadian
00:48:09
rhythm, not
00:48:11
>> How about do them in the middle of the
00:48:12
day?
00:48:12
>> Okay. What I'm going to say to you is
00:48:14
this. All right. What else is there to
00:48:16
do?
00:48:16
>> What do you mean?
00:48:17
>> Write your next hour.
00:48:19
>> God, you're tone right now, dude. You
00:48:21
want to get defeated?
00:48:23
>> I'll crush the bones in your face.
00:48:24
>> I got some stuff for you.
00:48:25
>> What?
00:48:26
>> Meet up with people. Hang out. Go have a
00:48:28
lunch. Go do a writing session. Go
00:48:29
exercise. Go see things that you've
00:48:32
never seen before.
00:48:33
>> Yeah.
00:48:34
>> Get up. Get out.
00:48:34
>> I went to my fifth VR thing the other
00:48:37
day by myself.
00:48:38
>> I'm in the VR suit, right?
00:48:41
>> You know what I mean? I'm trying to do
00:48:42
things. I
00:48:43
>> was in Sherman Oak. By myself. I'm You
00:48:46
know what I mean?
00:48:47
>> Why don't you ask anybody to come with
00:48:48
you?
00:48:48
>> No one wanted to go. And they were like,
00:48:50
you you're solo.
00:48:51
>> You're spending hundreds of dollars by
00:48:53
yourself. And after about 45 minutes, I
00:48:55
eat alone. You know what I mean? at that
00:48:57
little plaza there. I went to a Dan
00:48:58
Noodles.
00:48:59
>> Self-induced.
00:49:00
>> This is me, right?
00:49:00
>> Self-induced. And then what else is
00:49:03
there to do? Um, I'll go to the Wii Spa.
00:49:05
I'm alone naked in a spa.
00:49:08
I'm alone.
00:49:10
>> CALL ANYTHING
00:49:11
>> ALL THE TIME.
00:49:12
>> Never calls me.
00:49:13
>> Yeah. Every once in a while, Jean will
00:49:15
be like, "Let's go to, you know what I
00:49:17
mean? Young King." So, we go to Young
00:49:19
King, eat sweet and sour pork.
00:49:21
>> Why aren't you trying to go meet up with
00:49:22
Chickados?
00:49:24
Nobody who wants to hang out.
00:49:26
>> That's [ __ ] dude. I've seen your
00:49:27
[ __ ] riot.
00:49:28
>> What I'm saying is is that, you know,
00:49:30
this is me for life.
00:49:32
>> A 13-year-old white boy in the mall.
00:49:34
>> Yeah. Yeah. My point is is that um What
00:49:36
else is there to do?
00:49:37
>> Go hang out with people. You just don't
00:49:39
reach out. You don't want to reach out.
00:49:40
You want people to reach out to you.
00:49:42
>> I mean, the texts I get today, it's like
00:49:45
I mean, there was one thing Marcelo
00:49:47
called and it was like, "You want to eat
00:49:48
dinner at 6:30?" But I had this. You
00:49:49
know what I mean? So, you know, but I
00:49:50
would have done that. Tomorrow night I'm
00:49:52
gonna hang out with my my you know the
00:49:54
girl that I'm seeing.
00:49:56
You know, everyone knows her. And then
00:49:58
um
00:49:58
>> nobody knows her.
00:50:00
>> I mean, you know her personally.
00:50:01
>> Yeah. But I'm saying I haven't said
00:50:03
>> the humans don't need to know.
00:50:04
>> I don't want anyone to know. But my
00:50:05
point is is that so I do some things but
00:50:07
it's like and then this weekend we're
00:50:08
going to go to the U premiere.
00:50:10
>> That's going to be fun.
00:50:11
>> That'll be fun. That's me getting out.
00:50:13
But at night I'm going to go home. You
00:50:15
know what I mean?
00:50:15
>> If that's what you need, that's what you
00:50:16
like, that's what you like.
00:50:17
>> I I I don't know what's that I don't
00:50:18
know what's going on, but I'm reverting.
00:50:20
Does she like the video game thing?
00:50:22
>> Well, this is what I do. This is
00:50:24
>> You wait till she goes to sleep
00:50:26
>> and I wait.
00:50:27
>> I know you.
00:50:27
>> I lay there and I wait.
00:50:29
>> Little bad boy. I
00:50:30
>> listen and if I hear,
00:50:31
>> right, I slowly get out, right? And I go
00:50:35
to my little cubicle and I start playing
00:50:37
>> and then she wake up. It's like it's 7
00:50:39
in the morning. You want to have
00:50:41
breakfast? I haven't slept yet.
00:50:43
>> Right. And then there's that thing.
00:50:44
>> And then does she get mad?
00:50:47
>> People get mad.
00:50:48
>> People get mad. I I think it's destroyed
00:50:50
every [ __ ] relationship I've ever
00:50:51
had.
00:50:52
>> And yet here you are.
00:50:53
>> Yeah. Women Women don't get it.
00:50:56
>> You get it?
00:50:57
>> Nobody gets it.
00:50:59
>> He takes care of baby. This guy. He's
00:51:02
got baby on his
00:51:03
>> Are you going to have another baby?
00:51:05
>> Too much work.
00:51:06
>> I feel like it's coming.
00:51:07
>> I know. It's too much work.
00:51:08
>> I feel like it's coming
00:51:10
>> cuz you feel
00:51:11
>> You got to have two.
00:51:11
>> Yeah,
00:51:12
>> I have to have two.
00:51:13
>> Well, they can watch each other.
00:51:14
>> Yeah.
00:51:14
>> You got to put one make one stare at the
00:51:16
other one.
00:51:16
>> Dang. I need a raise, Bobby.
00:51:18
>> Okay. You do such a great job here.
00:51:21
We'll consider it.
00:51:22
>> Do we really? We're not going to do
00:51:23
that, are we?
00:51:24
>> Yeah.
00:51:25
>> Give him a raise.
00:51:26
>> This guy's editing.
00:51:27
>> I don't want him to [ __ ]
00:51:28
>> You know, but there's no one that edits
00:51:30
better than
00:51:30
>> You think we can't find someone?
00:51:31
>> I don't think as good as
00:51:32
>> Hey, out there in the Bad Friends world.
00:51:34
Let's Let's get a good editor. I think
00:51:36
you're right. Don't email us.
00:51:37
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:37
>> Yeah. Don't email us. Yeah. Won't open
00:51:39
Carlos.
00:51:41
Andre. Andre. I couldn't imagine life
00:51:43
without being growing up with my
00:51:45
brother.
00:51:46
>> Mhm.
00:51:47
>> How about your sister? Yeah. How about
00:51:49
your brother? Your sister.
00:51:50
>> Yeah.
00:51:50
>> You can't imagine life.
00:51:52
>> You're much older.
00:51:53
>> Yeah. But I imagine I I imagine life
00:51:55
with can't imagine life without her.
00:51:56
>> I can't.
00:51:57
>> Yeah.
00:51:57
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:58
>> And you're saying that the same with
00:51:59
Fancy?
00:52:00
>> Yeah. I I think that
00:52:01
>> No, he's not saying he cannot imagine
00:52:02
life with me. He's saying to have
00:52:04
another kid.
00:52:05
>> Yeah. I can't imagine life without you.
00:52:07
I'll be real. At this point in our
00:52:09
lives, I can't imagine life without you.
00:52:12
>> I love you that much.
00:52:13
>> Thank you.
00:52:14
>> You're mean to me, but I love you that
00:52:16
much. Right.
00:52:17
>> I did fight for him to get a raise
00:52:18
today.
00:52:20
>> He has no idea.
00:52:21
>> I did.
00:52:22
>> You did?
00:52:22
>> I did.
00:52:23
>> And then what happened?
00:52:24
>> We're going to see.
00:52:25
>> Okay.
00:52:26
>> We're going to see what happens.
00:52:27
>> Yeah.
00:52:28
>> I I I I
00:52:28
>> And you.
00:52:29
>> I I Yeah.
00:52:30
>> Thank you.
00:52:31
>> Not you.
00:52:32
>> Not you.
00:52:32
>> Scum trash pig.
00:52:34
>> But you know, I would fight for you, m
00:52:36
even though you don't fight for me. I
00:52:37
would fight for you.
00:52:38
>> Mone has not only has MCON not fought
00:52:40
for you, he goes against you often.
00:52:43
>> I know he does.
00:52:43
>> As much as he can.
00:52:44
>> Yeah, I know he does.
00:52:45
>> Now, if you call him to go play video
00:52:47
games, he would be there.
00:52:48
>> He would be there in a heartbeat. You
00:52:49
know, I saw a guy I watched a guy get
00:52:51
his car keyed, get his car keyed
00:52:53
yesterday, and it it was like crazy to
00:52:55
watch.
00:52:56
>> That doesn't bother me.
00:52:57
>> A guy keying his car. He key I watched
00:52:59
the guy key a guy's car.
00:53:00
>> My own car. Like, who cares?
00:53:01
>> Well, yeah, you do.
00:53:03
>> It's insane.
00:53:04
>> You know what? That's the thing about
00:53:04
you. This is what about you guys with
00:53:06
your cars.
00:53:07
>> Huh?
00:53:08
>> I'm talking about Macho Man. You know
00:53:09
what I mean? Ste
00:53:11
>> Macho Macho Man.
00:53:13
>> Macho Manach.
00:53:15
>> I'd like to key a Macho Man's car. No,
00:53:18
>> I'm just saying. But a little fender
00:53:19
bender. A little key. You know what I
00:53:21
mean? You guys go apeshit.
00:53:22
>> No, this guy scratched the hole of his
00:53:24
car.
00:53:24
>> And what? It does. Does the car still
00:53:28
run?
00:53:29
>> It broke. It broke the engine.
00:53:34
It's just it's a shitty thing to do.
00:53:35
>> It is a shitty thing to do.
00:53:36
>> But but but it's crazy to see it.
00:53:38
>> But is that fighting?
00:53:39
>> Huh?
00:53:39
>> Like if I you My name is Let's say I'm a
00:53:42
guy.
00:53:44
>> Yeah.
00:53:44
>> All right. We'll pretend.
00:53:45
>> Yeah.
00:53:47
>> My name is Tango.
00:53:48
>> Hello, Tango.
00:53:49
>> Yeah. Yeah. And you catch me keying your
00:53:51
car.
00:53:52
>> Yeah.
00:53:52
>> Yeah. With a razor blade.
00:53:54
>> Okay. Interesting choice. But yeah.
00:53:56
>> All right. Well, um,
00:53:57
>> usually you'd use a
00:53:57
>> a Ramulan life
00:53:59
>> or a thing that's in the word.
00:54:02
>> Perhaps a key.
00:54:03
>> No, I don't use keys.
00:54:04
>> Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I use
00:54:06
um You know what? I'm going to use a
00:54:08
tweezer.
00:54:09
>> Yeah.
00:54:10
>> That might [ __ ] it up.
00:54:11
>> Yeah. Cuz it's two.
00:54:13
>> Yeah. Double.
00:54:13
>> You get two scrapes.
00:54:14
>> Mhm.
00:54:15
>> And I'm I'm doing it. Is that was Is
00:54:17
that fighting?
00:54:19
>> Do I fight you?
00:54:19
>> Yeah. Do you fight me? Do you physically
00:54:21
assault me?
00:54:21
>> Well, here's the problem. I know you are
00:54:23
mentally unstable.
00:54:24
>> No, I'm tango.
00:54:27
Tango, dude.
00:54:28
>> Correct.
00:54:28
>> No, Tango. I work at Kinko's.
00:54:31
>> Tango is of sound state in mind.
00:54:33
>> Yeah. And I I'm a manager at Kinko's. I
00:54:35
have You know what I mean? I have a dog.
00:54:37
>> Well, you're bummed because Kinko is
00:54:38
closing down. So, obviously you're
00:54:40
upset.
00:54:40
>> Yeah. I am a little upset about that,
00:54:42
but I just didn't like your vibe.
00:54:45
>> Oh, you keep my car?
00:54:46
>> Yeah. So, I just keyed it with with
00:54:47
tweezers.
00:54:49
>> Is are they fighting?
00:54:50
>> No, I light the Kinko's on fire.
00:54:52
>> Oh, you do?
00:54:53
>> Yeah. I come back my store. I just
00:54:54
manage there. No, I know. You don't have
00:54:55
a job there anymore then.
00:54:56
>> Yeah.
00:54:57
>> And then every time you get replaced to
00:54:58
another Kinko store, I light that one
00:54:59
up.
00:55:00
>> I'm sorry. Um I got a job offer from
00:55:02
Michaels.
00:55:02
>> I go to Michaels. I light that whole
00:55:03
[ __ ] thing up. That's flammable. It's
00:55:05
all It's all, you know, paper.
00:55:06
>> Yeah.
00:55:07
>> I'm going to light
00:55:07
>> I'm in the Velcro section.
00:55:09
>> Okay.
00:55:11
>> Of Michael.
00:55:11
>> I'm lighting every business you go to.
00:55:13
>> And magic markers
00:55:13
>> on fire.
00:55:14
>> Every business you work at, I'm lighting
00:55:16
it on fire.
00:55:16
>> Okay.
00:55:17
>> To make sure that you never work again.
00:55:18
>> I don't know those.
00:55:18
>> Then I steal your dog.
00:55:20
>> Oh, now that's Wow. While you're at work
00:55:23
at Michaels, I steal your dog.
00:55:25
>> Really?
00:55:25
>> Yep.
00:55:25
>> You know what I do?
00:55:26
>> What do you do?
00:55:27
>> What?
00:55:27
>> What?
00:55:28
>> I steal your coffee machine,
00:55:32
>> brother.
00:55:32
>> Yeah. Not Not good.
00:55:33
>> You got me.
00:55:34
>> Yeah. No, I steal.
00:55:35
>> You got me good.
00:55:36
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:36
>> No, you keep my car, steal your dog.
00:55:38
>> You know what? I break your wife's
00:55:39
ankle.
00:55:40
>> Which one? Left or right?
00:55:42
>> Both.
00:55:43
>> That's good.
00:55:46
>> Yeah. One would have been easy to deal
00:55:48
with,
00:55:48
>> right? What you going to do, dude?
00:55:50
>> I'm going to kidnap your brother.
00:55:53
Wait, you're now we're getting personal.
00:55:55
>> YOU SAID MY WIFE.
00:55:56
>> YOU'RE OH, THAT'S TRUE.
00:55:58
>> YEAH,
00:55:58
>> BUT IT'S TANGO SAYING IT.
00:56:00
>> OKAY. How does Tango know?
00:56:01
>> Yeah. I [ __ ] Wikipedia.
00:56:04
>> Tango has a wife.
00:56:05
>> Yeah.
00:56:06
>> I mean, Tango has a brother.
00:56:07
>> Yeah. Tango has a brother.
00:56:08
>> Mango.
00:56:09
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:10
>> I kidnapped Mango.
00:56:11
>> Mango. I don't like Mango.
00:56:13
>> Well, good. I'm going to kill him. Sell
00:56:14
him for parts.
00:56:15
>> Yeah. Steal his organs.
00:56:16
>> Yeah.
00:56:17
>> Yeah.
00:56:18
>> Yeah.
00:56:18
>> Okay.
00:56:19
>> Was that okay?
00:56:20
>> Yeah.
00:56:20
>> Yeah.
00:56:21
>> Yeah. I'm going to sell.
00:56:22
>> I'm going to let I'm going to light the
00:56:24
wedding on fire. Your sister's wedding.
00:56:26
>> Really?
00:56:26
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:27
>> Why? Why? Don't go to arson. That's my
00:56:29
thing.
00:56:30
>> Oh, that is
00:56:30
>> I light fires.
00:56:31
>> Yeah. You know what? Agent Orange.
00:56:35
>> If I No,
00:56:36
>> my thing again.
00:56:37
>> Your thing.
00:56:37
>> I'm fly a little tiny plane, a buddy
00:56:40
Holly plane over your your sister's
00:56:42
wedding. Agent Orange.
00:56:44
>> They'll think it's a wedding gift for
00:56:46
me.
00:56:46
>> Yeah.
00:56:47
>> The discombobulator. That's right.
00:56:48
neutralized Russian and Chinese radar
00:56:50
missile systems.
00:56:51
>> Is is it or what does it do?
00:56:54
>> Well, it was it was killed it killed a
00:56:57
lot of people. It was awful.
00:56:58
>> It was terrible. Yeah. Like seized up
00:57:00
your whole body. It's like shut down
00:57:02
your organs, right?
00:57:02
>> It affects multiple systems leading to
00:57:04
various cancers, prostate and lung,
00:57:05
nervous system disorders, Parkinson's,
00:57:07
neuropathy, heart disease, diabetes. It
00:57:08
was incredible. It was just like huffing
00:57:10
the most like toxic chemical in the
00:57:11
world.
00:57:11
>> I love the smell of napal in the
00:57:13
morning.
00:57:14
>> Yeah.
00:57:14
>> What movie was that?
00:57:16
>> Platoon. No. No.
00:57:18
>> Apocalypse Now.
00:57:19
>> Apocalypse Now.
00:57:19
>> Apocalypse Now. Yeah.
00:57:21
>> What are you going to get me from? What
00:57:22
are you going to get my sister for her
00:57:23
her wedding as a gift? She does expect
00:57:25
to
00:57:25
>> I don't think I'm invited to the
00:57:26
wedding.
00:57:26
>> Yeah, she was going to invite you.
00:57:27
>> Are you being real?
00:57:28
>> Mhm.
00:57:28
>> If I get invited to the wedding, I'll
00:57:30
go.
00:57:31
>> Will you really?
00:57:31
>> Yeah.
00:57:32
>> What kind of gift would you give?
00:57:34
>> Well, don't they have the thing where
00:57:35
you I go?
00:57:36
>> Yeah. I go to a website.
00:57:37
>> You know where they're registered?
00:57:38
>> Where?
00:57:39
>> Jimmy Oz.
00:57:44
>> Yeah. Well, then I'm going to get a lot
00:57:45
of things. Or their child. Will they
00:57:48
have a child?
00:57:48
>> She would flip her [ __ ] if you showed up
00:57:50
to the wedding.
00:57:50
>> I would go.
00:57:51
>> It's so far away. You're not going to do
00:57:52
it.
00:57:52
>> Are you going
00:57:53
>> to my sister's [ __ ] wedding?
00:57:55
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:56
>> Yeah, I think so.
00:57:57
>> Yeah. It'll keep me away from the video
00:57:58
games.
00:57:59
>> Be [ __ ] fun as [ __ ]
00:58:00
>> Yeah. I want to go.
00:58:01
>> It's going to be amazing. The resort is
00:58:03
sick.
00:58:03
>> I want to go.
00:58:04
>> Okay.
00:58:04
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like I don't want it to pass
00:58:06
and then go you you go you're going to
00:58:09
say, "Oh, I didn't think you were going.
00:58:10
>> I'll talk to her." She would never think
00:58:11
you would go.
00:58:12
>> I would 100% go and I'd be polite.
00:58:14
>> Of course you would. You'd be the best.
00:58:15
I my family would lose their mind to see
00:58:17
you there.
00:58:17
>> I would love to go. Yeah.
00:58:19
>> When are we going to go to your wedding?
00:58:22
>> I I I am excited to walk you down the
00:58:24
aisle.
00:58:25
>> You think that you're my best man?
00:58:27
>> Your dad walks you down the aisle.
00:58:29
You're the bride and your dad's dead.
00:58:32
I'm
00:58:34
>> You think the best man walks you down
00:58:35
the aisle? That's so funny.
00:58:37
>> I don't know.
00:58:38
>> That is a Bobby wedding.
00:58:39
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is the best man?
00:58:41
>> I first of all, I would be a 100% one of
00:58:43
your best men.
00:58:44
>> How many is there? Six.
00:58:45
>> You can have as many as you want. It's
00:58:46
your choice.
00:58:46
>> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it' be a part of the
00:58:48
six.
00:58:48
>> Your brother would be in there.
00:58:49
>> Yeah.
00:58:50
>> Me?
00:58:50
>> Yeah.
00:58:51
>> Jean.
00:58:52
>> Yeah. This is right now at this date.
00:58:55
Yeah.
00:58:55
>> Any celebrity.
00:58:56
>> Stephen Tyler.
00:58:58
>> Michael Bay.
00:58:59
>> Michael Bay.
00:59:01
>> Maybe I would ask Michael.
00:59:02
>> That'd be cool.
00:59:03
>> He blow it blows up your wedding.
00:59:06
>> Yeah. Who would be my best man? It'd be
00:59:08
Jean. Um
00:59:10
>> Makon would be the ring bearer.
00:59:12
>> Probably my sponsor. Yeah, you'd have to
00:59:14
have him.
00:59:15
>> Yeah, get him.
00:59:17
Also, bring Danny up. My oldest. You
00:59:19
>> have to bring Danny. Yeah,
00:59:20
>> it'd be crazy. The bachelor party is
00:59:22
just us watching him play video games
00:59:23
for seven hours at night. We just sit in
00:59:25
a hotel room. We got a really nice hotel
00:59:27
suite.
00:59:28
>> Where do I do it though?
00:59:29
>> Your wedding.
00:59:30
>> Yeah,
00:59:30
>> I know.
00:59:31
>> Something exotic.
00:59:32
>> No, people can afford to go to
00:59:35
>> uh exotic affordable is tough.
00:59:37
>> It is.
00:59:38
>> It's usually not affordable if it's
00:59:39
exotic.
00:59:40
>> But to go to like an island like, you
00:59:42
know what I mean? Like like
00:59:43
>> Tango,
00:59:44
>> right?
00:59:44
>> Right.
00:59:45
>> Topango from Topango.
00:59:47
>> Well, we'd have to pay for it.
00:59:49
>> I'm not paying for top. I mean, we got
00:59:51
to pay for it yourself. You know how
00:59:52
much the wedding's going to cost?
00:59:53
>> I You know where you should do your
00:59:54
wedding?
00:59:55
>> Where?
00:59:56
>> Soul.
00:59:58
>> Soul. In my heart.
01:00:00
>> In your heart.
01:00:02
>> Is that what you mean?
01:00:03
>> Yeah. Oh, Korea.
01:00:04
>> Yes.
01:00:05
>> Too expensive. Too.
01:00:06
>> You thought I meant your soul.
01:00:11
>> Actually, you know what? We're going to
01:00:12
have it right in here
01:00:14
>> in my heart.
01:00:15
>> That's beautiful.
01:00:16
>> You would I know for a fact you would
01:00:17
have a wedding in Hawaii. 100%.
01:00:19
>> I think Hawaii.
01:00:20
>> There's no doubt.
01:00:21
>> Yeah, there's no doubt. Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:22
>> He would have.
01:00:23
>> It's easy. People can get there.
01:00:25
>> West Coast for sure. Yeah.
01:00:26
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:26
>> But you don't you wouldn't Who would you
01:00:28
know on the East Coast that you would
01:00:29
invite anyway? Do you have any friends
01:00:31
that live east?
01:00:32
>> I would invite a tell.
01:00:34
>> He would never go.
01:00:35
>> I know he wouldn't in a million years.
01:00:37
>> Yeah. I would invite. They wouldn't
01:00:38
come.
01:00:38
>> Comics, you say?
01:00:39
>> Yeah.
01:00:39
>> Yeah. There's a lot of Yeah,
01:00:42
>> the East Coast comics a few
01:00:43
>> Dfano.
01:00:44
>> He would go 100%.
01:00:45
>> Yeah.
01:00:46
>> Giannis.
01:00:46
>> Giannis Papus. Yeah. One of the best.
01:00:48
>> Giannis for sure.
01:00:49
>> He'd show up.
01:00:50
>> Giannis. Greek Freak.
01:00:51
>> Chris. Um, let's see. Austin, guys.
01:00:55
>> Adam Eag.
01:00:55
>> Would you invite Rogan?
01:00:57
>> I would, but he wouldn't come.
01:00:58
>> I bet you he would. If he got invited, I
01:01:00
guarantee you he'd come.
01:01:01
>> Adam Eag.
01:01:02
>> I love Egret. Yeah,
01:01:03
>> he would go.
01:01:03
>> He would go.
01:01:05
>> Um, who else from Austin?
01:01:08
>> Shane. You'd invite Shane.
01:01:10
>> He Yeah, we wouldn't come.
01:01:11
>> Yeah. Why? Why he wouldn't he?
01:01:12
>> But I would invite him.
01:01:13
>> Why wouldn't he come if he's too busy?
01:01:15
>> Yeah.
01:01:16
>> Tom and Bert.
01:01:18
>> Yeah, Tom and Bert.
01:01:19
>> Which one first, though?
01:01:22
>> Don't put me in this situation. Don't
01:01:23
put me in this situation. That was a
01:01:25
good one.
01:01:26
>> You almost choice.
01:01:27
>> Huh?
01:01:27
>> They I would send it out exactly at the
01:01:29
same time.
01:01:31
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:32
>> And no girls.
01:01:33
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:01:34
>> These are all guys.
01:01:35
>> Yeah. I would invite Aster.
01:01:37
>> Andrea Jyn.
01:01:38
>> Andrea Jen. Kalila.
01:01:39
>> Yeah.
01:01:40
>> Um I would invite um
01:01:42
>> Kalila should do the wedding. She should
01:01:43
do the uh
01:01:45
>> Yeah.
01:01:45
>> What is that? Be the pastor. Yeah.
01:01:48
Whatever. Yeah.
01:01:48
>> Or the ceremonial person.
01:01:50
>> Probably Catbird.
01:01:52
>> So new to you.
01:01:53
>> Yeah. But she's pretty close. So Yeah.
01:01:55
Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:56
>> Uh
01:01:57
>> I took her and Joey Cerrone down to San
01:01:59
Diego. Fantastic.
01:02:00
>> Yeah. She did great, right?
01:02:01
>> They both did great. He did great, too.
01:02:02
Do you know that kid?
01:02:03
>> Yeah. Joy's great. Very funny. Yeah.
01:02:05
Yeah.
01:02:05
>> Yeah. They both did great.
01:02:06
>> Yeah.
01:02:06
>> Shout out to those guys. Comedy store is
01:02:08
is on the move. Got a lot of young
01:02:10
talent down there.
01:02:11
>> Oh, in Hollywood.
01:02:13
>> The comedy store.
01:02:15
>> There's some good There some great
01:02:16
people.
01:02:16
>> The door guys are a lot of door guys.
01:02:18
>> Some great ones.
01:02:19
>> I think it's fun that the girls call
01:02:20
themselves door guys.
01:02:21
>> Yeah.
01:02:22
>> I'm They go They introduce They'll go,
01:02:23
"Hi, I'm a door guy at the comedy
01:02:25
store."
01:02:25
>> Yeah.
01:02:25
>> It's like a fun little title. I never
01:02:27
had
01:02:28
>> I wish I did.
01:02:29
>> Can I tell you what happened the other
01:02:30
day at the store?
01:02:31
>> No.
01:02:32
>> And it's it's crazy.
01:02:33
>> Oh.
01:02:34
>> Yeah.
01:02:35
I can't I can't DO
01:02:40
>> I can't explain what happens through
01:02:43
cave,
01:02:45
>> right?
01:02:46
>> Yeah.
01:02:48
This is crazy.
01:02:49
>> Comedy cave. We should start a comedy
01:02:51
club. Comedy cave. And you got to do
01:02:52
that up there.
01:02:53
>> So I'm I'm at the comedy store and
01:02:55
there's a door guy there I've never
01:02:57
talked to in my life. And he comes up to
01:03:00
me and he goes, "Um, can I talk to you?"
01:03:03
I go, Yeah, sure. I don't know his name.
01:03:06
>> You don't know who this person
01:03:07
>> I've seen him around. He seems very
01:03:09
nice.
01:03:09
>> Sure.
01:03:10
>> And he goes, "Hey, if you want to ever
01:03:12
get together and talk about Jesus
01:03:13
Christ,
01:03:14
>> shut up. Shut up. Who said that?"
01:03:17
>> I swear to God it happened.
01:03:19
>> You don't know who it is, though?
01:03:20
>> I do know him.
01:03:20
>> Oh, okay.
01:03:21
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:22
>> And I go, "What? That right." And he
01:03:25
goes, "Yeah, I mean, if you you want to
01:03:27
get together and talk about the Lord,
01:03:29
you know, I mean, I would really like
01:03:30
that, you know,
01:03:31
>> sounds nice."
01:03:32
>> Yeah. And I go, "Okay,
01:03:35
>> you don't want to do it."
01:03:36
>> And I I came this close to calling Peter
01:03:38
Thor and getting him [ __ ] fire.
01:03:41
>> No, I don't know. It It felt um
01:03:44
intrusive.
01:03:46
>> Yeah.
01:03:47
>> Because if you don't have a like a
01:03:49
relationship with somebody and that's
01:03:51
your opener,
01:03:52
that's your opener. Like we've never
01:03:54
talked about anything.
01:03:55
>> Yeah. But maybe that means a lot to him
01:03:56
and he mean a lot to him. So these two
01:03:58
things can combine.
01:03:58
>> So what you're saying to me is I should
01:04:00
I should take him up on
01:04:01
>> Give it a chance. Let Jesus into your
01:04:02
heart.
01:04:04
>> Into your soul, South Korea. Let Jesus
01:04:06
into your soul, South Korea.
01:04:07
>> All right. So, you're at the comedy
01:04:08
store.
01:04:09
>> Yeah.
01:04:09
>> I'm a new door guy.
01:04:10
>> Yeah.
01:04:11
>> I don't I I don't know you at all.
01:04:13
>> Yeah.
01:04:13
>> Santino,
01:04:14
>> get the [ __ ] away from me.
01:04:16
>> No. No. No.
01:04:17
>> Santino.
01:04:18
>> Hey, what's up, brother?
01:04:19
>> I'm Bobby Mum.
01:04:19
>> Oh, yeah. What up, man? Yeah. It's fun,
01:04:21
right?
01:04:21
>> It's good stuff.
01:04:22
>> Yeah. Thanks, man.
01:04:22
>> Yeah.
01:04:23
>> I love it.
01:04:24
>> Yeah. Good.
01:04:25
>> Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:25
>> Thanks.
01:04:26
>> Do you have my keys for the car?
01:04:28
>> Yeah, I do. But can I talk to you about
01:04:29
something first?
01:04:30
>> Oh, what's up? Yeah. Um, do you know
01:04:33
Allah?
01:04:35
>> Yeah.
01:04:35
>> Yeah.
01:04:37
Well, I'm I'm a Christian, so I don't
01:04:40
>> I'd love to tell as a Muslim. I'd love
01:04:43
to tell you.
01:04:43
>> I go this way now.
01:04:44
>> Oh, yeah.
01:04:45
>> You see what I'm doing?
01:04:45
>> Diversion.
01:04:46
>> I go this way.
01:04:46
>> Diversion. Yeah. Smart.
01:04:48
>> Yeah. Do you know Buddha?
01:04:49
>> Yeah, I know Buddha.
01:04:50
>> Yeah. I don't
01:04:51
>> Oh, Christian.
01:04:52
>> Oh.
01:04:52
>> Do you want to talk about the Lord?
01:04:54
>> Jesus.
01:04:55
>> Yeah.
01:04:55
>> Love to.
01:04:56
>> Yeah. Tomorrow.
01:04:57
>> Today?
01:04:58
>> Like tomorrow? You want to have lunch?
01:05:00
>> No. I'd like to do it right now.
01:05:01
>> Let me stay. I'm going to stay. Come on.
01:05:03
Get in my car real fast.
01:05:05
>> And you would you would
01:05:06
>> take your shirt off. Get in my car.
01:05:08
>> Talk about Jesus.
01:05:09
>> You would I There's no way you would
01:05:10
allow that to happen.
01:05:11
>> I would if he was interesting enough. If
01:05:13
he if the dude was interesting enough,
01:05:15
I'd chat with him.
01:05:15
>> I can't. Dude, do you guys believe that
01:05:17
he would do that? Be real.
01:05:18
>> No way.
01:05:19
>> No, there's no way, dude.
01:05:20
>> Running out of there.
01:05:21
>> There's no way.
01:05:23
>> [ __ ] you guys. Dude,
01:05:24
>> what are you trying to [ __ ] put out
01:05:26
there that you're an everyday man?
01:05:28
>> I would What? I'm not going to talk to a
01:05:29
door guy. What are you talking about? Of
01:05:31
course I will. I talk to the door guys
01:05:32
all the time.
01:05:32
>> Unless Unless the door guy's name is
01:05:34
Taylor Swift,
01:05:36
>> you would do it. Yeah. Yeah. If Taylor
01:05:39
at Yeah, you would do it.
01:05:41
>> No, I would talk I talk to door guys all
01:05:43
the time. If someone said, "I want to
01:05:44
talk to you about Jesus." I said, "What
01:05:44
do you want to talk about?"
01:05:47
>> I would talk to him. What do you mean?
01:05:48
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DUDE?
01:05:50
>> If he said that, I'd go, "What are you?"
01:05:51
>> You're the most intimidating guy at the
01:05:53
store.
01:05:53
>> How?
01:05:53
>> That's not [ __ ] true.
01:05:55
>> Yeah. People go, they tremble.
01:05:56
>> That is You're making a [ __ ]
01:05:58
Because remember that one, right?
01:06:01
>> No, but the store guys, I'm nice to all
01:06:02
those guys. Ask any store guy. Ask any
01:06:05
door kid. I'm nice to all of them.
01:06:08
>> There's not one of them that I'm that's
01:06:09
like, "No, he's mean."
01:06:10
>> Yeah. Um
01:06:11
>> I'm excit I will say I am excited for
01:06:12
the Goat movie. So please, this will be
01:06:14
out. So please go watch Goat. It
01:06:16
premieres out in theaters uh uh February
01:06:20
13th. Is that right? Yep.
01:06:21
>> I think that's the date.
01:06:23
>> February 13th all over the United States
01:06:24
of America. And it's going to be all
01:06:25
over the world. So, if you're in China,
01:06:28
please go see GOAT.
01:06:29
>> Yeah,
01:06:29
>> they got into China. That's a big deal.
01:06:31
>> Yeah,
01:06:31
>> cuz right they don't let anybody go over
01:06:33
there now.
01:06:34
>> Well, let's hope and let's hope that you
01:06:36
like our our performance.
01:06:37
>> We're in it a lot.
01:06:39
>> We're in it a good amount. I'm also
01:06:40
listed on the IMDb. I'm listed as you.
01:06:42
>> I think it says Anderson plays Bobby.
01:06:45
>> Am I even listed at all?
01:06:47
>> You are, but you say yours has your
01:06:48
character.
01:06:49
>> Oh,
01:06:49
>> I don't know why for some reason.
01:06:52
>> Bobby Lee plays voice. Andrew Santino
01:06:55
voice. Oh, they must have fixed it cuz
01:06:56
it originally said Bobby.
01:06:57
>> Yeah.
01:06:58
>> Uh Jennifer Hudson, Jelly Roll. Hey,
01:06:59
look at the people that are in there,
01:07:00
huh?
01:07:01
>> Wow.
01:07:01
>> Aisha Curry. Go up top though to the
01:07:03
There's the other ones are the Nick
01:07:05
Croll. Gabriel Yun, Caleb McGlaughlin
01:07:07
plays Will, David Harour, Stephen,
01:07:10
Jennifer Lewis, Pat Oswell, and Steph
01:07:12
Curry.
01:07:13
>> Wow.
01:07:14
>> So cool.
01:07:15
>> It's a pretty cool combo.
01:07:16
>> It'll be fun.
01:07:17
>> Well, please go see it.
01:07:18
>> Go check it out.
01:07:19
>> Thank you for being a bad friend.
01:07:31
Woo!
01:07:36
Woo!
