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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're
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bad friends m movie star I'm in the presence of a movie star and I'm so stunned by you because you're a movie star I'm a pres of a president I'm in
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presence of a president yes you are little Chinese boy sing to me you throw out things that don't make no sense so I throw out things that don't make no sense to you you know the presence of a movie movie star
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president ladies and gentlemen welcome back to bad friends I'm in the presence of I'm in the presence of superar movie
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star star I'm a little movie star but this guy's a superstar Brad George CR Brad Pit Andrew Santino they're in the same level
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George come to me how funny would it be if George what is who's calling you Johnny Yang Johnny oang Johnny Jim o Yang's brother he's my he's my haircut can I answer it
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yeah sure okay getting your haircut soon getting your lettuce sliced oh you hung up on why did you hang up go go ahead
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call Johnny Yang back sounds like a character from Mortal Combat Johnny Yang wins finish him Johnny Yang hello hello hey how's it going
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go come on oh my God uh are you a about tonight what uh tonight for no not not this sorry sometime this week oh this week okay what time what time what
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time you go uh I'm a driving right now I'm gonna check for you in 15 minutes I'm G to check for you you can check for me I'm G call you you call me I'll call
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you okay okay okay I text you okay bye how do you have any professional relationship it's unbelievable what do you mean like that's your haircut guy Yeah that poor guy he thinks I have an
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accent well he does he thinks I do that's how I always talk to him where is he from China oh he's off the boat yeah
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he's off the boat yeah was he on the show he thinks I'm from off the boat too does he yeah he goes hi I go
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hi okay is this a house haircut you get your haircut at your house this guy's he comes over yeah yeah he comes over I'm
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in the presence of a movie movie star I'm a presence of a superstar why do you keep singing this because I did two
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lines in theon's movie I'm in the presence of a movie yeah dude dude who' you work for
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Morgan Freeman this week pictures on the internet Morgan Freeman right he does I do one theovon I'm movie star what
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Morgan Freeman are you talking about the [ __ ] eyes the blind the magic movie you did in [ __ ]
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Hungary what a year ago it was a year ago right look at this there's Bobby walking around on set smoking being a diva I heard I got back I got back some word that you were being a diva on set
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why I am a skinny Diva look at him skinny look I'm [ __ ] confused are you rocking magenta was that your pick or
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theirs their pick that looks really good thanks man you look you think I should do the cowboy look because everyone was saying I should do the cowboy look I
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think you should do the shirts and the and the hat but not the boots I think oh the boots are too much cuz you pride
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yourself in your shoe game yeah you got good shoe game I I think boots are not your style but I think the hats are I
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think the shirt I think the belt is fly as [ __ ] you know what I look like there sakario SAR a Hitman you do yeah oh
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don't bring up we talked about that before the show that woman got shot yesterday and killed from oh no oh no what well she her husband put on a hit
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she's going to get like fast food her ex-husband hires a Hitman allegedly let's stop for a second Push pause because I want I want let me get the information right yeah a man yeah they
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get right you got that part yeah you got that's all I know that's all I know a man no um no so a man hired um a Hitman
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to kill his wife apparently a group right Carlos didn't say there was like a crew of people that were out to kill this woman no and let me ask you
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something before we get into this they framed it as a robber how much money would you spend to what to kill your wife how much money would I spend yeah I
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I wonder how much I don't because I would I would want I would want top level by the way I saw a meme today that said all guys that wear those hats that have the words upside down are
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douchebags and it made me laugh so hard I immediately thought of you I was like you have so many of those hats that are
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upside down you have Dallas you have Texas you have Dallas was a bad friends fan thank you okay but you have Texas
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you have you have another one too what's the other one you wear too that's upside down yeah Los Angeles upside down who makes these upside down hats that all
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the kids have true brand yeah true I don't get it I've never I'll never get it you it was a manufactural error and
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they just went out like that you know that right that's not true that's how it got created really yeah a ha got printed
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upside down and they sold him you're tricking me right now dude I'm tricking you all the time I tricked you into doing this show you've been here for
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five years now a long time sucker thank you also make it more challenging like mix up the letters because I I can read
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it Tex that's cool see that would be cool ifex if it was fool it's up upside down EXC mix up the [ __ ] letters dude how was the how was shooting the Theo Von movie with David Spade and Theo Von
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and a bunch of other stars I mean this is a star studded cast dude what are you doing what are you talking about what are you doing right now dyl what are you
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doing right now no no no no stop stop don't even do that it looks what are you doing I'm just trying to celebrate my
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friend okay I'm going to tell you something you want me to expose you to the [ __ ] truth okay go ahead you want to be exposed to
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the truth my friend yeah go ahead what is it yeah yeah so I'm not even in the thing yet Kirk Fox David Spade let's get
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the full zo David Spade Kirk Fox theovon Gavin Warren Nate Diaz Javier Suarez love him Thomas sper Michael Ean York did Thomas Spader is so good he always
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plays the diner Patron in every movie every and he's so good he never has a line right but when he's eating in the
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background dude you're like oh that guy's really eating I'm surprised that's not your character go up the Javier
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played senior Senor and that's got to be a Bobby Lee character seor seor seor seor seor yeah
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I don't know I don't even know what my charact oh I I anyway um so I you want to expose to the truth oh yeah expose me
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the truth can't wait oh see I you when you're in this kind of mood dude see this I'm in the presence of a movie star see see this mood wow look at that Timmy
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Dylan David Spade Theo Von this movie is going to be huge dude why are you laughing dud cuz you're
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being sarcastic no I'm not 100% how they won't they don't offer you [ __ ] because
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they know you're going to say no buddy buddy buddy they know you're going to say no because you know what you need
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much that's what you want that's you guy I go I'll get it Budd I'll do it for $2 not that guy this guy oh you got to go through UTA then through my lawyer then do this guy and
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that's why they're laughing guy because you know you're [ __ ] wrong dude yeah buddy they did offer me a roll okay
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that's what I'm saying and now you're now you're spitting it back at me like why did you take the role I'm in the presence of a movie star let me tell you
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something no he called me Theo called me to see if I could do something but I was in Philly he literally called me on a Friday goes dude can you shoot tomorrow
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I was like tomorrow no I'm out of town what the the [ __ ] that's how I got it 3 days before no I know dude I'm not giv
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do [ __ ] relax Jesus Christ by the way let's let's let's reframe the joke you just made that you made the boys in the
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booth laugh at I wait for money what we don't get paid to do anything on television or film The the last time I
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got a check to do a thing on TV was Dave I'm in the presence of a movie star I'm
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in the presence of a movie star you really are no [ __ ] you I'm sorry dude you're a superstar not a movie star superstar how was your week in Phoenix I heard it was good did you
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see your mommy I didn't see her you didn't see your mom in Phoenix you were in Phoenix I was hanging out with people
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man no I didn't see her when I go to um Phoenix to do shows she doesn't know I'm in town why would you do that you're mom
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cuz I have to get in the car and drive all the way to the desert and come back I don't want to do it Phoenix is the desert I know I I'm saying there's more
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desert though it's just in more desert I know I know where your mom lives it's it's 30 minutes away from where you were
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I know but deserts with less buildings what does that have to do what I mean a desert I need more buildings it's your mom I understand dude she
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doesn't know I'm in town if she knew I was in town we go visit her can I give you an old Chinese proverb give me two
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he who visits sand and does not visit mother yeah will soon know she will turn into sand wow [ __ ] oh thank you so much guys she's going to die no probably my
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Mom's yeah she's everyone's going to die dude but she's going to die soon soon yeah okay so fine soon okay okay you're
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right soon die okay and Sund die is the other Chinese proverb really soon die is sundai live
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now soon die live now sundai live now yeah don't do don't do cry later Cy later big check that's right a really good one so you get a check you watch you do shows and you
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don't see your mom but that's okay yeah I have a proverb what is it yeah two white couple
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in suburb in Chicago right sometimes they die in fire oh it's funny it's too cold to you guys set on fire the middle of winter that's an old
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proverb your mom has a higher likelihood of dying in this in I know I know why we Phoenix listen no no I just mean I think
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we're doing this and let's not do this right now all right all right right it feels like we're doing this right and I
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I don't want anything bad to happen to your two three I'm in the presence of a movie star okay let's get Back Into Love
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and because you and I have some friction how about let's do some love okay how about some love stuff yeah I miss you I'm happy happy too and I'm sorry I
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abandoned you for what I left you on the last episode you had to do it oh yeah yeah that was but still fine but I have
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but to say to the fans I do mean this a lot of times the fans are like oh why the [ __ ] are they do together it's like dude we're we're all working on stuff
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it's hard we're trying to go on tour work on our hours it's hard to always be in the studio every week we've done the show for five years we've literally
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never missed a week yeah and we're we're going to continue to do that continue to do it yeah cuz it's been sometimes we
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have to um pivot we got to Pivot we got to we got got a Jeremy pivot once in a while yeah you know what's so funny I
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was going to say Jeremy pivot were you really yeah but I'm like no J no good Jeremy pivot yeah um I saw Ian fight an's penis last night God bless and um
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it's what what I thought it was going to look like can I guess yeah tell me it was pierced it has a Prince Albert
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really no hm it looks like does it okay is it curve it's something you get at Starbucks oh oh oh oh those little egg bites close oh a one of those one of
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those cake pops cake pop it looks like a cake pop the head is like a purpley orangey color with sprinkles on it yeah
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and the and the stem looks like a stick well wait a minute sprinkles oh he's bisexual yeah there're sprink there
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bisexual bisexuality on there does he dip it does he like dip it in di yeah butthole man and women you know what I
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mean so there you have different varieties of chocolate see I was supposed to see him the other day I was I was I was working out on the on the
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west side and he was like oh can you meet up I said I'm never going to make it to the store but I'm happy now I didn't go go because now he I guess he
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was showing his penis to you guys no no we went to the spa oh yes so we're in the spa and went in the steam room and he looked at my penis and he goes and he
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kind of almost died laughing why he goes it's so cute and he started laughing well he doesn't have a big penis no I didn't he didn't say it was small oh he just liked my dick is cute minion minion
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you've seen it I have the best dude if it if it were to make a noise that's the noise what does it do when it sees a woman
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oh okay okay okay like that like that like that like that dude and it's like he's
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so happy and I I can I can get hard now um just talking to people on the phone no it's a miracle yeah me do you ever do that with no no no with a woman no all right yeah but what if I put on a female voice huh what if when I when you call
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me and I'm like hey bye no no no no no cuz I know it's you dude I'm going to do it it you've tried before it doesn't
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work me off yeah yeah Kanye went on a tie about h aphrodites on Twitter by the way it's unbelievable what he was Kanye
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was like you tell me if you're a hemaphrodite you wouldn't uh stick your penis in your own vagina and I really had to think about it I was like that's
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actually a great Point well you would have to bend it like beckam yeah you know what I mean and I don't know if my
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I was literally about to say vom like back we're on the same page we're on the same yeah yeah look if I'm a hemaphrodite oh if hemaphrodite only
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dates women that's a herfy that was his first joke pretty good yeah yeah play on words but but the other one was the
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other one was you're telling me if you're hermaphrodite you wouldn't try to stick your penis in your own vagina then he said I thought about it I'm no longer
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a na he literally wrote I no longer am a Nazi that's so funny dude he thought about it he thought about it wow well you got to think about it Adam Sandler because of Adam Sandler because Adam Sandler gave him a tribute to the 50th
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SNL is that what it was he probably just talked to him privately hey buddy you can't talk about
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me you got to lay off the Jew lay off the but if there was like a Hollywood president of Jews Adam would be Sandler's the best he is maybe the
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coolest most like funny chill down toe dude I've ever met in comedy and I'm not even kidding at his level like Chappelle is very sweet and dope too but like
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Sandler's Sandler still has that boyish like he's like oh hey buddy it's it's sweet it's like I don't I can't even
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describe it it's when I remember I was with that sexy lady and we walked by I told you that yeah and was there with
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his mom and he looked at my girl and goes uh funny guy and that's know that's you know what he's doing a and that's something don't say
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it and I don't even have to say it because you know what I'm saying it's something that these guys never do no no him specifically you've never given me
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an alleyoop Carlos he's not even in the game I know that's why I think he's have to learn how to play the game for yeah
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get on the team get on the team and then maybe you can throw me in Aly bro triy outs are in a week yeah let me tell you
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something you're walking down the street you pass Carlos yeah and Carlos goes funny guy the girl's going to be like ew
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what was that oh that's true yeah that guy's got to go to jail yeah yeah you know him yeah why do you know him yeah I
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don't know if we can yeah yeah that's what it is wait Bob how about this when you see Bobby in public from now on with
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a woman you you do you do not recognize him you ask for change you act homeless and you ask for change yeah like they
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pass each other Carlos when you called me last night where're were you it sounded like you were at a party or
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something yeah he told me you were at a nightclub or some [ __ ] last night like 10 o' you know where the [ __ ] you were pal no I was with Ian five Dan at um
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Fred 62s oh okay yeah yeah that's still open yeah they close at one wow I thought that closed down it was pretty
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good last night they fell off for a little while they did yeah but it's a cute little it's so many hipsters is
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House of Pies still open across the street no I I haven't seen that open it is but FR 62 is all these like oh oh
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dude yeah very hash brown what do you mean that's like your favorite people no I'm [ __ ] dude I'm Norm thank no I'm
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Norm no you're not dude I'm Norm you're a pretentious artist you're a pretentious you always want to go to swingers I I don't want to go there
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swingers is low rent swingers is B it's still like cool though no it's not it hasn't been cool in a decade yeah
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tattooed Mexicans you love them I [ __ ] love tattooed exactly that's why you like to I won't leave home without
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them they're my American Express right but I I haven't been to [ __ ] Fred 62s in like years I'm a Norms mels kind of a
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guy Mel sucks I know but that's what that's what and and look at that swingers used to be the [ __ ] that's
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probably me in the background before I lost the weight yeah uh wait no listen this is this is a crazy moment we were
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shooting over there one time and I go Al Madrigal goes hey let's go get House of Pies for lunch you know cuz we were like
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skipping the crew lunch yeah and I was like I'm starving dude let's go over there he's like [ __ ] yeah and he goes oh my God my wallet's in my trailer and I
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looked down on my phone I'm like my wallet's in my [ __ ] trailer too I was like [ __ ] so we're asking people does
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anybody have cash out and everyone's like oh go so I call House of Pies and I she's got to be still there it's the old
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Asian woman that answered the phone I love her and and she goes She's Like H hey h pi and I was like hey uh uh do you
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do Apple pay and she's like Apple pay yeah we tell yeah Apple pay yeah apple yeah and I was like I'm not making this
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up I swear to God I know this is such an Andrew Santino bit for this show but I was like yeah apple so you take apple yeah she's like yeah apple P here yeah
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apple here I know what you said dude I walk in and I'm like I'm like we order the
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I go to tap I'm like where's uh apple pie she's like no apple pie apple pie apple and she's poting to apple pie yeah
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yeah apple pie yeah yeah they've done that I bro I felt so dumb and magical was like you [ __ ] idiot we ordered
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all this food and this woman said apple pie you think she said apple pie I'm like it sounds the same yeah yeah yeah
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she literally goes yeah apple pie apple pie yeah yeah yeah I'm like okay they take it this is like a South Park episode it's really funny yeah welcome
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to apple pie take apple pie yeah dude that cracked me up when by the way we only got the food because Al was able to
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that guy Al is able to figure his way out of everything so how did he how you what'd he do he found a dude to loan him
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cash he's in the restaurant he like knew a guy and I was like how do you know guy he's like I'll Veno him or get him back
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or whatever to give him cash to pay for the thing wow Al is a magician dude Al is he can get into anything too yeah he
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dude he's a magician I mean like he's like a sitcom guy now he is and you know he used to tell me on the set when we work together he used to go dude I'll
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tell you what I'm going to do I'm going to be like a fifth six on the call sheet kind of guy I'm going to cruise in I'm
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going to go that's what you guys are having and then get out of there and I was like yeah and he goes watch and he
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did now he's on he's on George Lopez's show right he's been on for years and he's cruising it's incredible he loves
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it it's just paycheck paycheck payche and no and and for people that don't know one of our good buddies a comic comedy story guy has the worst blowups
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of anybody on Earth Al on stage [ __ ] it would blow up on audience oh my God I know I know someone would talk be like lady and then it would just spill out all this rage spill out of him and look
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at how sweet he looks but you would never guess do you get ra I i' I've been getting raged lately when I was young I
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did but now I just ignore people talk if they're yelling I just don't I it didn't happen like when a group of people walk
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out during a setup people did that to you yeah last night I go where are you going and they turn around we got to go to the bathroom do we a set up well I
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get so mad and then like uh or they fall asleep you get late night spots at the O
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there's always like a heroin nod lady where she's just like you know mean in and out of Consciousness I hate it I
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don't like go home or itchy people you see a lot of like oh yeah yeah see a lot of itchy people in the store late at
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night yeah itches bro and you know what's also driving me crazy Adam Ray I tell you dude he's been really
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sticking yet not only yeah he went up there we did David tell's um um benefit show for the fires mhm and I was be I was second to last but Adam went up a couple before me he slaughtered right
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yeah but now I'm getting I'm in the back of the room looking at the audience going why I don't know why what's wrong
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I don't know I just so Adam is really bugging you yeah he's killing too hard really yeah yeah I look at audience and
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go don't and and they're like what we're watch you know mean I go don't laugh no no no stop laughing yeah and then they
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go okay and then they stop laughing right and then when other groups are go sh like the Mexicans they go crazy I go you know what I mean and Adam's still killing was he doing him or Phil him he
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was doing that's he's he's playing him he's playing he's doing him right and then I afterwards I go up there and I always do the weas thing I just sit next
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to I put my arm around him I go you did good huh oh boy yeah yeah yeah he's like yeah it was F fun I go uhhuh and I
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squeezed a little bit you're really trying to threaten it's a little too much is that little big dog are you big dogging him when you do a little too much man yeah yeah yeah it's so much and
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and he's in a moment and I love him dearly like a brother you know that right yeah but it's like um but you're
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sick of it sounds like you're sick of it it's a little too much you know O So a war has started here on bad friends with
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who what with who how can you have a war with with who with and the what the [ __ ]
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no no no how can you have a war right if you're a tinely island in micro Island you know I mean you know what I mean you know those micro Islands you know how Philippines has those little tiny Islands vers America you're America in
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this scenario yeah I don't know you know I mean yeah you don't think so this is more like Seattle versus San
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Diego that's really what this is about dude this is a local war no no it's not a
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the north versus the South no that's stop let STP what are you doing nothing yeah yeah it's not it's more like
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California versus Washington I'll give you that okay that's good I'll give that Southern California no all of California
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no cuz Northern California is closer to to Washington then then that we are to them but we're still a part of the same state culturally they can't stand us
00:24:03
we're different people Northern California can't stand Southern California how about this I get um Bakerfield down yes that's fine you def
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I get Bakerfield down I'd even give you all the way up to like just just under San Jose okay can I get San Jose down I
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don't know if I can give you San yeah sack I'll give you well sack further it is I think so right how about this sack
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we carve out San Jose for San Francisco and then we go down okay that's thank you thank you he's getting out the map
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for us but anyway um yeah maybe there is a little war yeah see I think you get Fresno for sure that's huge yeah it was
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the Josh Hol thing I think that pisses me off that did it [ __ ] you up yeah because he went to go see Adam backstage
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and now when Adam's killing I look at them as if they're all Josh home yeah I view every audience member of Josh home
00:24:48
and I goes don't laugh at that don't laugh at that you mean you're Queens of the Stone Age don't laugh at that
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yeah Them Crooked vultures remember Them Crooked vultures baby May anyway uh I'm
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so happy for him I had a nice little weekend in Boston Massachusetts had a fun time yeah Wilbur went to a
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basketball game yeah did four at the Wilbur and you do and I see you with basketball stars now basketball Stars
00:25:11
yeah who I saw you on the court with some very large African-American people what's right yeah like that who's that take a guess said what his name is and what position he plays um and what team
00:25:26
he plays for even uh okay so he plays for the um Knicks mhm well you're in Boston that's right the Boston Nick oh no no no no ncks the Celtics that's right the Celtics okay
00:25:38
right Celtics right and is Jamal bird dude I'm not kidding Jamal bird that his initials are JB is it really JB is are his initials that's pretty close yeah thank you cuz then there was Larry Bird
00:25:52
there was Larry Bird he was white though I I understand that but you know if you mix the two there's Jamal bird Jal J
00:25:57
bird there he is Miss yeah Jaylen so who is that so you're on the court Jaylen Brown you're on the court yeah and what do that feel like Court side's incredible and a and a gift from the
00:26:10
Celtics shout out shout out to Celtics for treating me like that that was such like a nice cool thing that they did so
00:26:15
I'm going to I'm going to tell you where we're at shout out Sully shout out in our careers okay yeah and Carlos know
00:26:21
say if I wanted to go to the Celtics game you don't like basketball it doesn't matter doesn't matter if you wanted to go to a football game to an
00:26:26
Arsenal game they would 100% yeah they would so what I'm saying is they've emailed us multiple times about it so if I cut yourself off real fast
00:26:33
they've emailed us multiple times about never got an email and I have to see for myself you don't have a [ __ ] email he's your email you don't even answer
00:26:40
why you screaming at me cuz I'm trumping you dog all right so what I'm saying is you don't have an email if I want to go to the Celtics game I would get last row
00:26:47
you know what I mean this is such a [ __ ] it is it's true I can't I've never been on the court of bball even if
00:26:52
the [ __ ] stadium was even if the stadium was empty on a Monday morning I would Arsenal Football Club emailing you
00:26:59
about we're all buzzing the guys are Arsenal fans you know what dude [ __ ] you get [ __ ] you're going to get treated
00:27:04
like a king they love you you don't go to basketball games if you like basketball they would do the same for
00:27:10
you I'll never go to a basketball game Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift in any situation you don't like football I'm just saying and you're just you know what I mean all I'm saying who's the
00:27:21
movie star here you're in the presence of a movie you're in the Pres I'm like you know what I'm like I'm like you know
00:27:27
Southwest industrial film kind of you know the fans don't believe this [ __ ] anymore you know that right what they don't buy it this like lie you
00:27:33
keep feeding them they don't the fans are over this this great lie everyone that goes okay okay everyone goes
00:27:40
everyone goes we know we know Bobby's Hollywood they know it's a lie bad when you when you're when you hit the button when you hit the button i s s but
00:27:51
I had to I to myself he's sweating get him your sweat rack get him your sweat rack whatever that is buy a houst shirt
00:27:58
he's going to sweat through this one get out of that okay so um you know what you're like a black comic shooting ESP special and there got that sweat rag on
00:28:04
stage get him one of those Apollo sweat RS so it's dab him off okay so it's can I can I defend myself real quick all right all right you're ready you're 50%
00:28:16
true yes no it's way more no no you're 50% true more so I do okay have I worked in things yes your whole life I mean you could just it's obvious you I amdb me I've done things MH okay but what I'm
00:28:29
saying is is that in there's certain like other things like events or the circle of people that one hangs out with like when we're in Melbourne right and Dakota Fanny came in and and all these
00:28:41
people these celebrities I don't they came for you no they did not they came for us they're fans of us I I had you
00:28:46
met any of them before my buddy Jake Lacy's exactly I've never even there's no other situation where I'd be able to
00:28:52
see him yeah you would through me you're in the presence of a that's what I'm saying you know mean so I can't I don't get into your situation yet do I have a blessed life yes and I've worked
00:29:05
hard and you create Rel I just don't know how put myself my situations are me and
00:29:12
Dave tell in an Alleyway smoking a cigarette you romanticize this me and in finance at a spa you just don't go out
00:29:18
of your way to talk to people you're you're a [ __ ] you're sleep till 400 p.m. recluse and that's your what are
00:29:24
you talking about when I got back from [ __ ] Budapest like Jamie Jamie leers I'm like you want to do something and no
00:29:29
return Why yeah why would you that's what I'm saying I try Jamie Le Curtis want she just want to hang out with you
00:29:34
that's insane I know what you got what I'm saying pick your battles buddy yeah I don't know then maybe I'm like picking
00:29:39
the wrong battles you're definitely picking the wrong battles what I'm saying like just like Adam Ray that's the wrong battle I was kidding he's G
00:29:45
he's not going to think so and I'm telling him after the show that it's it's War now you oh come on you know I'm
00:29:51
kidding right no the fans know the fans don't know dude that you you the fans you know oh this this podcast is a
00:29:57
disaster I'm like I'm sweating I'm drowning this is insane get him in sweat this is crazy I don't need a sweat rack get get the
00:30:03
[ __ ] away from me get the [ __ ] away from me get I get the if you approach me I'll [ __ ] attack you get out of here good
00:30:09
boy eat that man anyway so all right let's back up so it's 50% true okay so let's move forward let's move forward to from it yeah yeah but it was incredible sitting on the treat they treated me like a little King and it was it made me
00:30:22
feel kind of special I know for the fir you know it's a it's a privilege it's crazy to go it's wild yeah yeah it's
00:30:29
wild thank you Celtics Organization for letting him um see in your seats it meant the world to me it meant the world
00:30:36
for to right and who is that now you're just showing us pictures of black guys now it's Jamal Wy but I think it came up
00:30:42
in Jamal bird because of his hair yeah okay okay Carlos what are you doing you always know how to reset the room man
00:30:48
wow honestly yeah yeah you really reset the [ __ ] room you're the ultimate host it's a cleanser you are you're a
00:30:55
pallet cleanser you're my you're what is it what did you used to have apple cider vinegar he used to have apple cider
00:31:01
vinegar all time I know dude it's I hate the taste but it's good for you it's also good for your to toe fungus you put
00:31:08
it in you put your feet in it I may I have a concoction at home really you want to hear my co
00:31:14
concoction it really works apple cider vinegar sometimes but the two mixtures that are why you laughing dude where are you getting so much toe fungus can I guess obviously the Korean spa it's just
00:31:26
my left foot always had a problem with my left foot isn't that a my that's the movie foot is that what it's about yeah
00:31:33
Bobby Lee Lewis is in my left foot a new version so um my left foot so I'll tell
00:31:38
you what you do yeah okay it's oregano oil and tea tree oil mixed swirled around you swirl around one to one 50% 50 5050 yeah so one to one yeah and then
00:31:50
you dunk your toe in there and then let it sit you sit there for like an hour an
00:31:55
hour and you have to [ __ ] angle it so you're like watch an iPad movie but your foot's like this and you're doing this wait why do you have to angle you just
00:32:01
put your foot in a bowl that's big enough oh [ __ ] you're right what are you doing oh you're right no water you don't
00:32:07
water it down at all I don't no and then it disappears I've been taking oil of oregano pills every day for what I read
00:32:14
that they were good for you so it is good for you is it though yeah what do I take it for I don't even know and I and then I take Lion's man for my memory you
00:32:20
know what else I take I'm scared 20 mushrooms I take mushrooms I take the mushrooms yeah uh uh uh what's it called
00:32:28
I don't know I take the mixture of the 20 all that stff go back and see that yeah liin man is mushroom that's part of
00:32:33
it zoom in oregano oil uh has antimicrobial properties that may help with bacterial viral and fungal
00:32:39
infections help with digestion reduce coughs oregano oil can be toxic okay that's good and may irritate sensitive
00:32:46
skin I've just heard it's good for you so I started taking small it's so stupid I don't [ __ ] know you hear one thing
00:32:51
and then you're like I guess but then I bought a Tik Tok machine I was on Tik Tok a antifungal machine it doesn't work
00:32:58
well no [ __ ] yeah I spent hundreds of dollars on this green machine what do you you stick your toes in there and the green light comes on and an antifungal
00:33:05
Tick Tock machine yeah yeah is that it I don't know I got it on Tik Tok nail fungus and you stick your toes in there
00:33:10
and a little glow happens it's a laser it's like a lasery thing you're lasering the fungus now yeah and it's like
00:33:16
nothing's happening well yeah yeah yeah another thing that doesn't work is when you're on Tik Tok sleep gummies that
00:33:22
don't work you tried those I buy every single one what are they CBD isn't that what it is the Sleep gummies some of
00:33:28
them are like oh there's dude [ __ ] I'm loving that you're deep into Tik Tok now
00:33:33
I want to see your algorithm oh oh my God it's crazy is it is it wild the amount of stuff that I'm getting I'm
00:33:38
getting some bad stuff now okay what are you getting and then I'll share mine well it depends on what your friends share with you cuz then you watch it
00:33:44
then it knows you watched it yeah I was getting a lot of like guys oh yeah I'm not done I already know well then finish it guys I'm in the presence of a movie
00:33:57
shot what is it what does she do this is the worst guys it's Pepper's last day oh
00:34:03
I [ __ ] hate these videos right and I'm like who's pepper you have to ask the question who
00:34:08
is pepper right and then you they Zoom down right and it's their [ __ ] dog it's our pet dog yeah yeah and like we just put the injection in oh god dude
00:34:19
right and then everyone's crying I'm like you're sharing such an intimate moment yeah yeah I don't want to see
00:34:26
that no please I to see I don't want to see it I don't want to see it this is going to kill me it's going to kill me D get out get out get out get out get out
00:34:32
get out stop it I hate those ones what what are the ones you hit I'll be okay with a cat last day but don't do a dog
00:34:38
last yeah yeah yeah dog last day is the worst I hate those I hate I hate um I don't like when when I see like a a
00:34:44
girl's like the get ready with me or whatever and then they they grab a thing and then they tap their fingernails on
00:34:51
the they tap the I love that ASR like that I don't I don't like ASMR it creeps me out you like ASMR I try to jerk off
00:34:57
to an ASMR video Once where she's like it's Joi you know the instructions there and she's counting down she's like six
00:35:04
five and I was like I'm not ready I like when four no slow down yeah I love one it's as ASMR scenarios welcome to A36 it gives me the
00:35:17
Shivers do you see what it just did space station oh I [ __ ] don't like it we're going to the planet isurus but I
00:35:25
swear to God but please sit down and we have to take some D I don't like that and I'm like you
00:35:32
know my my dick's in my hand but no my dick's in my hand but I'm still Zone it's great like I'm going I'm going to
00:35:39
zorus it creeps me out I hate it I'll go straight to auras guys I don't know why it creeps me out so much it just it gives me this weird feeling the voice it's like very
00:35:51
motherly it's like you're I don't like that but it doesn't put you out it creeps me out it gives me the tingles I
00:35:57
don't like it no I yeah I like it dude there's something about it that throws me into
00:36:02
like a it puts me in a what is it uh it gives me the ick it gives you the I that's what the kids say what gives you
00:36:08
the ick so many things give me the ick man um I got I got a real specific one that's really stupid on oh ick on the you mean on um Tik Tok videos no in
00:36:21
general life just grosses you out my ick is this when a girl goes if I'm in a town M like Boise love Boise we have the best sushi here oh really yeah
00:36:34
do you yeah and and like people from other cities come here and they eat our Sushi like where
00:36:41
from [ __ ] Poria yeah you know what I mean it's like you've never had sushi yeah you've never had real right
00:36:50
real Sushi it's crazy yeah yeah where is it oh they got Yo Yo to Ginza Sushi Grill and R there's I told I've told you
00:36:56
this before every time play uh Charlie Goodnights in Charlotte yeah there's Koreans that come come with us to where
00:37:05
Korea best in America well it could be good right no I went it's [ __ ] terrible it's like they don't know you know what I mean new well okay let's talk about restaurants okay you we okay
00:37:18
we were in Phoenix we went to Pizzeria uh where did we go no I just was there this weekend went to biano oh pizzer biano yeah and they gave us they're huge fans of ours by the way
00:37:29
yeah they're great yeah and went to biano and we're sitting there with great pizza right but it's like and they can
00:37:35
and someone in Phoenix could say you know what we have one of the best pizza sure and I'll go yes okay I agree I
00:37:42
agree right but um what towns right what towns do you think have the worst Food oh god oh how about this what towns do you think have the best food name five top cities best
00:37:56
Food Cities yeah cities and be completely honest in America New York 100% New York is easy I'll back you on
00:38:03
that um I would say Chicago Chicago yeah so our guest is here oh come on in come
00:38:10
on in come say hi hi say hi Hi how are you sit in this blue chair sit down okay I'll put the headphones on if you don't want to you don't have to I'll put them on you don't have to [ __ ] up your hair
00:38:23
if you don't want to uh you have great hair be honest it's been through a lot worse okay God
00:38:28
is that you that smells like that yeah uh it smells so good showed shaved [ __ ]
00:38:33
shower shaved it's got like a um it's like a Joe Malone perfume like a Joe Malone per Jo Malone Joe Malone God I
00:38:39
love the accent Australia or England you take a guess bud I say England you say right yeah which part of England though I don't know well take a guess Brighton
00:38:50
oh by the water oh I think that's a bit of an insult I'm from Nottingham Nottingham for us proper in the Premier League yeah yes oh you know football third in the lead right now MH
00:39:02
half my family is Darby half I'm a Nottingham F oh wow Darby haven't seen in the Premier League in a very long
00:39:07
time no oh insult that's an insult no but she's a are you a forest or Darby um in between who winning obviously at the moment Nottingham so Nottingham big Nottingham fan is that are you engaged
00:39:20
by the way no going through a divorce oh God Bless yeah what happened oh can I take a guess you've got a higher voice than me yeah yeah what happen do you think was the divorce
00:39:32
based on them sleeping with a thousand men no no okay right on that was had nothing to do with it before that listen I don't know what I'm sorry I don't no
00:39:43
much you don't know much about sleeping with a thousand but I I think you do actually Bonnie Blue slept with a
00:39:50
thousand men in one day is that what happened is it one day one day 12 hours 12 hours 12 hours can I ask some
00:39:57
question he's got it dude yeah fire away yeah give me a load um one for one because let's just say if I was a guy you are I was I know thank you and I was and I [ __ ] a thousand women right
00:40:11
I would have to pick the do you get to pick the women no I don't get to pick the guys oh you don't but in your
00:40:16
scenario okay yeah if you wanted to pick the women we can you could do but you didn't pick the guys then no so just any
00:40:22
all look you know gingers Asians anyone really that's us that's us wait a minute
00:40:27
that's 83 guys uh 83 guys an hour 83 an hour it was like you know that game you play as a kid and you put your hand in the box and you don't know what you're going to get that's that's a British thing I don't I don't know that well you
00:40:39
Cracker Jack in Box pick out present no she's saying not Cracker Jack box oh no like the prize in the bottom no dude she's saying there's a game where they put their hand in a box and they don't know what's in there yeah we don't play
00:40:50
that in America I just said that oh thank you sorry sorry [ __ ] dude yeah yeah yeah what is the game like in Dune
00:40:58
yeah yeah it's like in Dune like in Dune yeah yeah yeah yeah I get it I don't know what Dune is but okay the movie Dune the movie D yeah that there's a box
00:41:06
that's like what you guys did at at Christmas right Christmas yeah so um could I have can I could I have applied
00:41:12
of course we didn't need to apply you just turn up that's a good thing as long as you are 18 um yeah you are you're 18 Time 4
00:41:19
actually yeah am I too old that could be like in the oh yeah do you have a ceiling do you have a limit is there an age limit by if a guy shows up and he's
00:41:25
70 do you say no no of course not you don't care one his wife might be dead so obviously true and second of all like
00:41:32
it's it's a bit of a day out for him it's better than bird watching yeah but I don't know old
00:41:37
gu imagine 70c in line 70 seconds not that far there's a thousand oh there is 430
00:41:46
like would you be able to keep it up are you watching porn to keep it up like so some of them are in the basement so right I'll I'll give you a bit of a
00:41:52
picture these guys all live in a basement by the way for the records it's like a three-story house I'm at the top
00:41:57
floor so they by the time they start queuing on the stairs they're queuing for like sometimes four 5 hours they
00:42:03
bring the pack lunch they bring your drink it's like a picnic bring a pack lunch yeah honey I packed you a lunch
00:42:08
for your [ __ ] today it's like that guardian of galaxy ride at Disneyland yeah it takes two hours to get forever
00:42:15
to get there and then the ride only lasts about 10 seconds Al so how long do I get about 40 seconds all right but
00:42:22
since we know each other you'll never get there 40 seconds dude you're out in like 12 oh no no no just because the
00:42:28
thought of other guys that have been in there you so excited that gets him so excited I know that he's going to be right per me he's
00:42:35
431 you know what I mean I'm going to be oh [ __ ] can we switch Yeah you can just push his por J you know Mi up that's
00:42:42
right I'm still stuck on the bringing the pack lunch that's so funny do people trade like snack cups it's so like what
00:42:47
if you didn't get something and you saw something else I just think that's so funny in line being like can I have the
00:42:52
cookie how many seconds did you say 40 40 seconds and then on I thought you only had problems with your eyesight not your hearing maybe I should come a bit closer she loves you dude I love her so
00:43:06
much and so they all wear ski masks yeah they don't all have to but like if they're like got girlfriends or they've got like certain jobs they want people finding out I want them to go and feel feeling confident but they still have to
00:43:17
be on camera yeah of course who is that guy in the first frame there with the big teeth with the red jumper on his
00:43:23
name's called bivo he went viral for like swallowing food he's a big tooth guy I've seen him on Instagram you've
00:43:28
seen this guy's got huge teeth too much teeth and that's the bit right that he has big teeth well no like he basically
00:43:34
went viral just for like not swallowing food properly really yeah do you charge no of
00:43:40
course not why you can make a killing no10 I bet she's doing fine no I want to say thank you because of those people in the queue I've got to where I am so like I want to thank them I want to do
00:43:51
something for them that's so nice wow that's what a gracious person you're just a sweet gracious like Mother Teresa in a different way
00:43:57
work yeah do you live in uh England now or here um London you live in London yeah I don't know why I said that I made that up I live in Nottingham you lied I'm in London a lot but yeah but we're
00:44:10
going there we're going there we're going to London this summer in this summer we're playing uh I don't know I don't like that it's called OVO we
00:44:16
mentioned that twice I don't really like the Drake thing I wonder who would have a bigger queue me or you two how about this you take dicks outside of the Arena
00:44:22
we'll do laughs inside yeah I'll warm them up to you know how nice that would be yeah for them to get a nut off and then
00:44:29
come laugh I mean they'd all fall asleep halfway through the show yeah who would get a bigger line I wonder can you how
00:44:35
many tickets do you think you could sell um to a show if you did a live show of you what a live sex show yeah a live sex
00:44:41
show I don't know to be honest we sold 50,000 in Australia beat that I got banned from Australia what really wait why [ __ ] B Legos wait you got banned
00:44:54
because of people underage no so basically women are poorly educated when it comes to like sex and understanding the porn industry and they made this massive petition saying oh let's get Bonnie Blue banned from Australia for
00:45:06
sleeping with people underage and not consenting they are consenting and they are 18 so then this petition like basic
00:45:13
blew up in Australia and they took my Visa away the government bned God w we would never do that in America you know that America you're welcome the greatest country in the world we would never do that Trump would never let that happen
00:45:24
he will rename bodies of water but he will make sure you can do what you want legally so now it's only fans right yeah
00:45:30
that's like the big that's the thing that's how you must make a killing yeah it's good money good is it posted you
00:45:35
know how people post what they make we can see what everybody makes is that true um no if you allow it no I I have
00:45:42
it so you can see how many like subscribers and stuff like that how many Subs are on there now 400,000 holy sh
00:45:48
[ __ ] man half a million people almost they watch all and do you post [ __ ] every day yeah like every day I post
00:45:54
things but they probably like new videos out like twice a week wow I'm interested the divorce thing when did this happen
00:45:59
was this in the beginning of this or did divorce spark this now I want to have a sexcapade no no no so we was together
00:46:04
from when I was 14 so we were how old was he uh 15 he's only like a year older don't worry we was woo that we used to get it I was 14 he was 38 holy [ __ ] I mean I do like the older
00:46:17
ones but uh okay right now that is now we can't do that in America yeah yeah yeah what go from barely legal to barely breather yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so what you were 14 he was 15 and you got
00:46:29
married at how old 20 oh yeah young so it was like together like a long time we just grew apart like there was no
00:46:35
dramatic split up or anything like that we just grow apart naturally and then do you talk to him now still yeah yeah he
00:46:40
works with me oh [ __ ] I'd love it if this is the guy who is this guy right here no he helps me like on the creative
00:46:47
side with videoing 10 he's also he's also a handsome guy off camera and he's big he's got good thick thighs dude he's
00:46:53
a thick daddy over there huh well he looks like a John Wick Nemesis he does where's my dog yeah very beautiful
00:47:00
though he is you are oh thank you I find him more attractive if I'm being honest but that's just that's just different
00:47:06
way you swe wait was I about to say why can't I just say to another person that they're beautiful what's the problem why
00:47:12
did you laugh at me because she didn't even hear you she didn't register your yes she did I said thank you yeah she said thank you how old do you think he
00:47:18
is by the way unless you already know no I actually don't know take a guess this is good do you know this guy might know
00:47:24
no 36 that's see how amazing is at 36 is that accurate or no he's 38 oh no I'm 53
00:47:30
he's 53 oh are you yes thank you I thought they just said black don't cry yeah we don't either 36 that's I'm
00:47:39
not mad relax dude shut the [ __ ] up know D that's good stuff she just said you
00:47:44
were 36 yeah what happened before that I wonder you're doing really well yeah okay look you didn't want to talk about the girl you just met in Phoenix all right all right okay anyway all
00:47:57
right okay so there yeah welcome how old am I um see I'm going to go 42 see yeah
00:48:05
every time I look younger I know yeah this guy looks younger than me God damn dude I not you giv in school boy Vibes he does you're going to turn me off mommy I love you don't do that I want T
00:48:18
my M oh I've looked 40 since I was a [ __ ] kid oh apparently I look like 42 45 so old you that 25 25 yeah well you know I mean you look 20s
00:48:31
but it ages you doesn't it I don't know it's or it healthy hydration like you know that's actually true cheaper than a gym membership so this is at what you like rent a house so there's a guy
00:48:43
called lord Davenport and like he holds like crazy parties the British are so funny no wait wait to Lord Davenport and
00:48:51
[ __ ] bunny blue give me Lord Davenport I got to see this [ __ ] guy in La there's a guy named Lord
00:48:57
clearly This Guy's in England Lord dport I want to I want to know him I don't know any Lords but there's a guy
00:49:03
downtown LA that thinks his name is Lord that so this guy has a house that that you are at that was the house I fooked
00:49:08
him wow wow that's Lord Davenport yeah obviously you had to hook up with him uh no I didn't actually really Lord Lord D
00:49:15
didn't take any [ __ ] anything for the house huh no wow shocked is he a good guy this guy yeah lovely gu it says
00:49:21
fraudster what did he do to make his money oh I don't know that sounds like a him problem yeah that certainly does
00:49:27
sorry about that they call him fast Eddie Davenport self are you super famous now in England or around the
00:49:32
world I mean um a little bit yeah yeah how do you like it yeah it's just weird I never thought like being a slot would
00:49:38
make you famous like I know the Kardashians have got experience with it I didn't know that was going to be me
00:49:45
what were you like in high school um first lose my virginity but like as a whole I was a dance teacher at
00:49:52
the time I enjoyed working very mature for my age you and you lost your virginity in high school you just said M
00:49:59
no yeah what year in high school well I was 13 I don't know what year that' be for you like well that's not high school
00:50:04
out here that's uh middle school or Elementary School yeah High School is your 15 right 14 15 15 14 15 15 yeah 13
00:50:14
yeah I was young wow wow and how old was he 14 yeah May probably quick Christ heit put it in and was like oh my God I'm pregnant like we had no idea what I was doing and I think like People's First experiences are always bad m never
00:50:26
know what you're doing like it's a bit of a flop see I that's what I keep telling you it's fine you're going to be fine I'm scared have you had pregnancy
00:50:33
scares uh well apparently I'm pregnant at the moment the media yeah yeah but you're not oh you're not I am not
00:50:39
pregnant oh well still clap for now have you ever been no okay wow wow that's crazy it was suddenly rumored that they
00:50:46
was like oh my God Bonnie's pregnant and it's actually the first time I've let them continue with the story and I've
00:50:51
not sort of commented and actually I've made jokes about it and like last night I post on Instagram oh I've got crazy
00:50:57
and just allow troll them that's so good you should do do a photo shoot of you with a baby bump no cuz I'm actually
00:51:04
really against that I what do you mean I think it is horrible cuz L women can't get pregnant or they are in difficult
00:51:09
situations yeah so I'm actually to say I'm not a girl's girl I'm going to be a girls girl this week because I want to
00:51:14
use the media and the attention I've got from people thinking I'm pregnant to pay for people's IVF cuz I don't think it's
00:51:20
[ __ ] amazing w wow what a see what this guy's looking at me funny what's up bud he likes you D yeah yeah bloke or
00:51:27
what bloke you hooligan or what he knows a few English words hooligan [ __ ] Vibes right here hello M that a problem
00:51:36
[ __ ] guy you looking that dog dude imagine how bad that guy would break you into I know I know that's why I have to
00:51:42
I know you're doing you're fighting the biggest guy in the jail cell you'll kill me you'll destroy me but you know what I mean so you're
00:51:47
security he does security doing [ __ ] dog if anybody come dude don't get get what's up bro oh bro he's doing you good or what here it goes bro here it goes dude see that [ __ ] dudee
00:52:00
uh-uh this is thug Bobby he gets real tough sorry sir do whatever you want I know I've heard you had a hard
00:52:06
upbring in so I can imagine you 100% let's turn this into a business can we can we charge for Fastpass yeah yeah
00:52:14
that way like a guy like me I can buy fast pass cut in line buy another fast pass so I'm constantly you know what I
00:52:20
mean again you know what I mean what if you just fake it like if a guy in a wheel is disabled any disabilities dude
00:52:26
who gets who gets to board first I can play 14 Asians yeah you can you I mean I can go hello right hello right you I mean I could do mix it up
00:52:38
dude right take a mustach put a mustache on right Ali Wong wig you know I mean I
00:52:43
could do all kinds of stuff dude what do you think I believe it yeah I'm Sandra o or whatever you know what I mean whoow
00:52:49
you know what you should do you really want to appeal to the Americans do veterans yeah veteran a veteran thing
00:52:56
dude do a USO tour yeah US Open up that mouth US tour the veterans would be very
00:53:02
appreciative W yeah that would be fun especially because these guys a lot of them have PTSD a lot of them have you know mental health issues and they feel
00:53:09
abandoned by their country I think you should do that yeah and sometimes we could do a theme like Vietnam yeah do
00:53:15
yeah right we can have a little Trail right like right a trail to your vagina right I I could play as a like a Viet
00:53:20
Vietnamese like via Kong would have a bushes there you like you know what I mean and do the sound
00:53:26
you know what I mean and firecrackers so they can get into the PTSD of it right you know what I mean too everybody get
00:53:33
them into character yeah yeah and then we'll get you Chinese eyes too you know I mean I know I was thinking about a fox LIF but then I don't know if we'd end up
00:53:38
looking like twins so yeah we should we should do a theme everyone in line is named Charlie just
00:53:45
all Charlie yeah Charlie yeah yeah I think it's a good theme I mean Bobby what is your name what what's my name
00:53:51
yeah Bobby no your real name my Korean name yeah like my name's not Bonnie yeah um my well on my birth of it says Robert but my Korean name is s Shu yeah yeah
00:54:05
Bobby's easier it's easier yeah do you know what suu means guess no success success oh and look at what happened yeah guy no he hey relax stop trying to
00:54:15
fight that guyy piece of [ __ ] you never say your real name do you Tia oh you do yeah I love you you say your full legal
00:54:21
name yeah Tia Binger that's my full name Tia Binger Tia's great do you have sisters yeah I do I've got sister called
00:54:26
Summer oh she's got bigger boobs so I feel like we've we're doing the wrong way around what does she do she's like a nurse or something no she just helps me
00:54:33
with like ad oh she works for you oh that's cool how about Mom and Dad alive uh yeah both alive stoked what do they
00:54:40
say about this how's what is it what's dinner at Mom and Dad's house like um just cream pies after cream pies wow wow
00:54:47
yeah wow I that's you play the dad I play the mom all right Bonnie so dear Bonnie sit down we have to talk to you about something yep what excuse me my daughter's name is Tia oh that's right
00:54:58
that's right Tia my bad um how so how's the C work how's work blowing in it's been good you know Daddy's proud of you very proud very proud he came to one of
00:55:11
your events sweetie yeah well I wait he was wearing a mask or the mask of a Chinese man I mean
00:55:17
I do like bringing family members together so why not my own what does Mom and Dad say honestly they are so proud
00:55:24
they're St oh yeah of course and everyone thinks oh that's so weird and it you know what it's not my dad has worked two jobs his whole life now he
00:55:30
doesn't have to work you pay for your dad yeah yeah that's great and my mom like and people think it's weird but
00:55:35
like my dad had to miss birthdays Christmases he had to go to work now like money can't actually buy happiness
00:55:40
but it can buy time we my family now have so much more time together that's great see my family are immigrants they
00:55:46
don't know what I never they've never really known what I've do I do they just don't know they don't know but they know
00:55:52
that I make money and they know that it's you know you mean that I have a skill set so they just kind of accept it
00:55:58
and go you know he's happy he's safe he's making money he takes care of us but they don't essentially know really what it is you know what I mean yeah unless they like you mean if I pop on
00:56:09
squid games or something my mom oh that Daddy is you know me or whatever but like you know but you're not on squid
00:56:15
games buddy yeah I know dude one day they're making another season is that the gold in life no he wants to be onqu
00:56:21
the goal in life is to keep doing this get the [ __ ] out of here when are you doing your next one um well
00:56:29
next one is like spring break so I'm going to get and then GOI can can Carlos go Carlos wants to go yeah 100% get you in a little school boy outfit straight in she likes oh the guitars from ACDC do
00:56:40
that yeah take off your hat though show her what the school boy would look like with his hat off and do the the look at that dude look at this yeah yeah do that
00:56:47
Bonnie can I still go yeah yeah no you can still go thanks I probably got more hair on my legs but we're all
00:56:53
good wow wait can I call you Tia yeah you can call me here are you on the apps are you dating no I don't know how
00:57:00
dating would work now like do I to go in as a dis disguise but on Asian outfit on and just say look I'm really innocent
00:57:07
yeah you could you could you really could I mean he's been banned off a couple of apps because I lied about my
00:57:12
age he lies about his age but it's fine it's it's it's harmless he just you think he's 36 didn't you yeah I did I did so there you
00:57:24
go I mean I will be inviting you to my que cuz I do want the disabled [ __ ] you you I love sorry sir do does La feel different than
00:57:36
England yeah definitely what the [ __ ] I haven't been there in years I don't know is it gloy it's so different it's does a
00:57:43
ginger feel different than Asian inside like different hon us we feel identical Bon where where where can people follow
00:57:49
where are you going to post the video um online I don't know which platform exactly it's you're going to sell it
00:57:55
right yeah wow how much you going to charge for it I've not worked it out yet maybe like7 $80 $80 cuz it's a very long
00:58:03
video yeah but just do 100 make it flat 100 yeah I could do 100 feels like a if you 70 80 you're kissing 100 just make it 100 flat do that 99.99 yeah yes yes yes
00:58:15
$99 99 oh my God think about that dude [ __ ] money I think when people buy as well they're not buying it think oh yeah I'm really horny and want to White like some intrig yeah yeah live or whatever
00:58:27
it is more F it's more Fascination it's more like uh it's more vois than sexual yeah yeah people just want to watch it cuz they can't believe it it's like a mixure and everyone's got like a different story like these with one guy
00:58:39
he brought his mom o that's tough that's tough and then his mom was like banging on the door like Joseph get your coat
00:58:46
we're going now just like Joseph hurry up and finish was he late for something yeah I
00:58:52
don't know like I don't know why he brought his mom in the first place J now his mom was like Joseph get your C
00:58:59
Joseph oh that's so crazy Joseph wow we have to go to Asda wow yeah that is crazy man and then there's like a clip as as he's leaving his mom's putting his hat on his scarf on coat back on and
00:59:10
then they went out for dinner wow sweet sweet take your mom out to dinner where do they go eat they went to Nando
00:59:16
actually oh we have nand yeah we do yeah we have chicken chicken South African business is it not South Africa yeah anyway let's Mo on I think it is it's going to be out on your website when is it out I'm not sure it's going to be
00:59:27
soon you're you're you haven't decided the date haven't decided a date just yet smart 100 100 pound 100 Great British
00:59:33
pounds but he'll get the video for free I'll send it to you I'll buy it I do want your load first though I feel like
00:59:38
in return what do what do you mean sorry do we have a do we have a translator yeah
00:59:47
yeah go I'll go ahead I'll tell you what do you mean the Lord he's saying what are you trying to ask him right now okay I like to get on my back and you put
00:59:52
your dick inside me so that sounds fun nervous little nervous about he says but I am hard right now okay could you tell I've had a lot of experience with Asians and I don't think they've got small
01:00:07
decks he got it fine very good I'm very fine with it well that'll be an exchange
01:00:12
we'll do a nice little exchange that'll be foreign exchange yeah we'll call it foreign exchange we'll F I'm sweating I
01:00:18
just said you know oh you're nervous about it yeah yeah I'm nervous made I won't be able to get hard it'll just too much pressure no you could do it maybe I
01:00:24
get um uh blue to maybe put some yeah want to get one of our sponsors to help us out and then you'll need better help
01:00:30
blue right after it we'll double down all right so look for the Bonnie Blue tape Bonnie Blue thank you for coming by
01:00:36
the way thank you give her a run that was fun B Bonnie Blue uh all right check this out we end the show uh you look
01:00:41
into your camera and just say thank you for being a bad friend do it in your little spin however you would do it okay
01:00:47
thank you for being a bad friend next time make me wow that's a great way to end the episode
01:00:57
yeah woo yeah woo woo yeah