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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian
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dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad
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friends. What's Yagsi Yabore? Yaksi Yabore is my friend. He's from Israel
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and he's dead. Oh man. I'm just improvising. Yeah. No, I That's not a
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bad thing. That has nothing to do with the conflict. No. Yeah. See, boy, you are like your funny hat.
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Y, where have you been? You're gone for a while. You don't answer your phone.
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[Music] Yeah, y I love the sand in your eyes.
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Yora. I like your green card got denied.
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[Music] Yabora yabor your arms
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[Music] now yora the yard bone is gone
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he's eating yard bones dude I don't know dude no I like it I was you know what I mean I'm in I'm in the cosmic creative
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space you're up here yeah yeah it's beyond first word that comes to your mind go mindset
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Yeah. Are you a chicken? Yay. That's good. A chicken. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's
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go science, though. You molecules. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A mask. Go. Da
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Vinci's code. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We got We're on that day. Shock me, dude. Shock you with
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something. Shock me with something. What do you mean? Give me another one. Yeah. Bloody discharge. No. No. No. I don't
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want to hear about Carlos's exam. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, y I went to the doctor. He said, "I have to stay away from people
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like Carlos." That's literally what the doctor said. Yeah. He said, "A big fan of the show. Watch the podcast. Stay away from Carlos cuz he hasn't had a
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tetanus shot." Yeah. In years. Yes. You're up. Yeah. I haven't been tested in a while, too. Let's get in there,
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bud. I went to a Let's get in there. I went to I went to the Sherman Oaks
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Spearmint Rhino last night at like 1:00 in the morning. I was so lonely. I was sitting
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I was watching, you know how I keep watching Great British Breakoff. So good. So I was season eight again,
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right? And I'm like, I know who gets, you know, every episode I know who gets, you know, I mean the the star baker. I
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know who gets, you know, I mean, let go. I know who gets the handshake. I was sitting there and my penis was out at
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Great British Bakeoff. No, no, no. I was watching it. I was just naked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sitting there
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slumped over watching it and going, "Yeah, I'm going. You got to go." Yeah. So, I went to I went in there and there
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was only four people working. Yep. It's almost as if it was not even open. Was it at 400 p.m. when you went? No, it was
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1:00 in the morning. I said, "God, you don't listen, do you guys?" I've been at 4 p.m. before. I can't tell you why.
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Why? Why? Why? What are you doing at 4 p.m. in a strip club? About 20 years ago, there
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was a group of comics, male comics that would go on lunch. Oh, yeah. Lunch runs
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to the strip club. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we would go on lunch. They got good wings. Good wings. Yeah. I love the
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prime rib. You mean when they're naked up there and you're eating prime rib, dude. Oh my god. There is nothing better
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than seeing a nice pair of boobs and having potatoes. Algatang. Yeah. With a little bit of fillet. A little little
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filt on the side. Yeah. But last night I went and I literally was like I just left. How much money do you spend when
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you I I think I got like $200 worth of bills and I was just kind of not even looking at the women. I just kind of throwing it on stage looking around my
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environment. and going, "Oh, this is not good." Not good. Yeah. So, I got back in the car and I went, "How are you going
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to do 20s? You're just throwing 20s or singles?" Why do you Why you did you No, you think I'm cheap? No, big bills. I
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No, I do. But I do a lot of singles. Oh, you do singles. I'll do like $40 of singles in one dancer. Just give them
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20s at some point then. Yeah. But I want them to know that there's more coming. If you throw out a 20 and then that's
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what they do, you're like, "Oh, there's you can't go past that." M. So if you go 12, right? And then you look at them and
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go, they go then they go, "What?" in their their eyes, right? And I go, "You want
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more?" Right? Little more. And they go, "I do want more." Right? Yeah. Then show me, right? And then they do it and I go,
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"Here's two more. More, right?" And then they then they put their head behind their head like that behind their head.
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Right. And then they You know what I mean? What is that? Press elevator. Guess what this is? I call it the elevator. Ding dong. It's like a [ __ ]
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It's a [ __ ] pressing eight on an elevator. Take it up to eight. Yeah. Yeah. I go take it up to eight and they
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go eight. Right. And And then I pretend I'm going up. I always do. I always
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pretend I'm going up. Right. Bring. And then the door opens. I go, "Oh, wrong floor. Press it again." Oh. And they
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press 12, right? I go back up. You know what I mean? So, it's like, you know, that kind of thing. Do you get there ever to your floor? No, I never do. You
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never get to your floor. What's a large building? It's a big building. Tall building, dude. It's 3,000 stores up.
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Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. And I've never got to like a thousand. No, you can't. You can. Oh, you can. One will. Okay. One will. I
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bring change when I go to this strip club. Really? You throw pennies up there? No, quarters. Oh, yeah. That's very generous of you. Quarters? Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, think about it. You're throwing a dollar. It's only four quarters. But I throw 50 quarters up there. I look like a king. That's true.
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But they have to pick it up. Yeah. What do you Yeah. You got to You got to work sometime somehow, you know? Hard to pick up on a stage. They get the sweeper out.
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You ever seen Little Sweeper? Yeah. Little Mexican. Last time you went I went to I went we went to Bandon Dunes
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with a bunch of buddies to go on the golf trip. And I went to this. Look at the watch how wild this is. Go to
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Bachelor's in. No, no, no. Right. Type in Bachelor's in Kous Bay. C O S Kuz
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Bay. Look at this [ __ ] joint. Look at the parking. Look at the photos outside. Just get the outside of it. Just look at
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the outside of it. Wow. Wow. It's either there's a strip club or they're making
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like lamp fixtures in a factory. Look at that photo. You never know. Look at that. You think nobody's ever been
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murdered there? Exactly. Do you remember the Dark Knight? Do you remember the Dark Knight? This was my
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Dark Knight, right? Dark Knight. Yeah, that was one of my darkest nights. You know, sometimes there like different Remember the Joker? Bane was there by
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the way. Oh, he was Oh, Bane was there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Turn back to a private room.
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I'd like to see your coochie. Yeah. Yeah. I wear I can bring my green
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hat as the Riddler. You got it. You got to bring it. And you know when they bring me like, you know, coffee, I make
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a little question mark. Oh, yeah. To let them know. I do put foam in there. I'll
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make a question mark. Oh, but man. Yeah.
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But it's a it's a um it's a dead industry. What do you think? I know, dude. I think it's alive and well. I I
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hate going to them. It's always with a group of guys and someone goes, "Let's go to Drift Club and then I go and I [ __ ] hate it." The whole time I stay
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by the bar. I'm not interested. I don't like that thing. It's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. I don't like it. I
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like it. Speaking of which, I watched Anora. Oh, yeah. You called me. So, I get a call from Andrew late at night.
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Yeah. I was like, I called you around midnight. Yeah. And usually when that happens, it's an emergency. Yeah. Right. Yeah, like I can't make something or I
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feel sick or I got dizzy and I hit my head on the toilet. Yeah, something like that. And he goes,
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"Hey guy, have you seen Anora?" And I go, "No, I haven't quite gotten to it."
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He goes, "I'm halfway through it. Don't like it." I'm pissed. I was pissed. Yeah, he didn't like it. It's a two hour
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20 minute movie. It's two That's not that long, dude. It's not a This isn't like a murder mystery. It's not like a
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[ __ ] drama. It's a long- winded story about a girl who gets taken advantage
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of. It's [ __ ] I couldn't do it. I heard it's I heard it's like um Pretty Woman. Pretty Woman was such a good [ __ ]
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That's a great But isn't it the same premise of A Pretty Woman in in in a new age sense, I guess. Yeah, we love that
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old story. Yeah, but there's no gear. This kid isn't gear.
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Gear. Oh my god. Look at that twink. Who was the woman in Pretty Woman?
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Juliana Roberts. M Yeah, right. Rudy Juliana Roberts. No, no, no. Julia
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Roberts. Julia Roberts and Richard Gear. You got what I said. But I said it weird and you got what I said. Then I moved
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on. That's how we do it. Okay. Julia Roberts. Richard Gear. Come on, man. These are These are like I call him
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Richard Gari. Richard Richard. That was a good movie. Jason Alexander was it.
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Remember? I couldn't Oh, yeah. Classic. I couldn't do this. It just was too long. It was sad. Okay. She shows she
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show she gets They're having sex in this movie no less than 20 times. But you
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can't jerk off because it's sad. It's sad sex. It's sad. Well, no. The whole movie is sad. But is it sad sex? No.
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Some of it's fun. Well, then good. You can't jerk off. I guess she gets naked in it a dozen times. Really? I mean, at
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least a dozen. Wow. I can't watch it though. They got the Oscar. They did. They got an She got an Oscar for it. But
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so, um, you didn't like it, did you? I liked it, but I am on the minority. I hate you, dude. Also, bad taste in film.
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Haime Garcia, you know the guy that's on my other one. Yeah. Hey, bro. It's a
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good movie. I He literally thought it was a good movie. Look, a lot of people liked it. Is it simple? Cuz you and I are sophisticated. It's weird. You You
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and I are Cisco Bieber in the future. Thank you, baby. Yeah, we do triple thumbs. Triple thumbs up. Yeah. And toes
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up or down. I don't know what I did. What did you like about it then? I think the world was so vivid that he
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he was able to picture the world is vivid. Oh my god. See what I mean? Put a Korean screen in the back. You can make anything vivid. Vivid. Yeah. I could put
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[ __ ] spaceships in the background. It was very real. Like it's a world that I don't know. Some movies are real. Have
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you ever seen [ __ ] American Beauty, dude? Beautiful. Beautiful movie and real. You ever seen American Gangster?
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Real. Anything American? Any everything American? American pie. American graffiti. American graffiti. American
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Anora. America. Okay. It's not what it's called. It's not what it's called. But
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here's here was my thing with it. I understand what you're saying. The world Yeah, it was real because it took real people, but that's shown in a lot of the
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acting. Yeah. Yeah. It's uncomfortable. It's like I don't Why don't I don't want to watch people off the street act that can't act. There's like you have like
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actor actors, then you have regular people, and then they're like, "Isn't this great?" And it's like, I don't I don't know. Just hire someone that's I
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don't know. There's a lot of movies that people have seen that said, "Tell me to watch it." Yeah. And I've never seen it.
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I just don't feel right. I don't feel right. Like I've never seen I swear to God. I I bought it. Brock Punk Mountain.
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What? That's such a lie. I swear I've never seen Brockman. I swear to God. Ang Lee, it's so good. I know. I know it's
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good. I just haven't Have you got seen it? I haven't gotten around to it. I I I actually have not seen better than that
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which shut the [ __ ] up, Andreas. You don't even know how to speak English. Shut up, dude.
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That's not a sentence. Got to take away any language. [ __ ] green card. Get the [ __ ] out of here, dude. [ __ ] out of my country, man. Here's another one. La
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La Land I've never seen. [ __ ] I didn't see that either, but I did. See, that's what I'm saying. You and I. But you knew I wasn't going to see that. Yeah, but
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why can't we? It's good. I heard. I don't like I don't like musicals, dude. Can I You don't even want to get We We
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talked about this before. You don't want to get me started. I don't like musicals. Yeah. I just can't do it. Can I say something about Greece?
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As a minority, this is minority talk. Give it to me. It freaks me out when
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white people do gibberish. Give you an example. I'm a kid in the
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theaters. saw it in the 70s or whatever, right? Sitting with all my kids friends,
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right? Look at them, right? At the last song, we go together like once I ran out of theater, it's
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it's [ __ ] Speaking of tons, it's devil worship. What are you doing,
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dude? I don't like it. So, the way you talk normally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what
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you're doing. You do jibber jabber. You do jibber jabber [ __ ] white [ __ ] dude. I don't like it.
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Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Cuz it does come from some weird place. And no one's that
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happy. No one's that happy. You're happy? No. Everyone. No one's that
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happy. Yeah. No black people. Well, that's why they're so happy. All right. That's good. But my point is,
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okay, so um I've talked about this before, but um this is Jersey, baby.
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Yeah. Where is this supposed to take place again? Where is Greece supposed to take place? Yeah, where is it? That's actually Oh,
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what do I mean? They don't they race in the Los Angeles aqueduct? Aren't they in the LA aqueduct at some point in that
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movie set in Ryel High School in Los Angeles? Right. Cuz they go into the LA River.
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They go What part? What part is the car race? Is this Malibu? Like there's no black minorities. Not a single Mexican.
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Yeah. Not one Mexican in the movie. LA. LA. Dude, that's supposed to be That's right. That's insane. You got raised
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from You got raised from my girl Sandy D. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? But there's a
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scene in it. I've talked about this before, but maybe not on Bad Friends, but it's something that I need to You
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probably won't catch it. Give it to me. Sitting there again before they got
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before all the gibberish. I'm watch I'm watching it, right? Yeah. And there's the famous uh sleepover scene with the
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Pink Ladies. Pink Ladies. You remember? Yeah. Yeah. Right. And one of the girls goes, "This is my boyfriend, you know
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what I mean? Doing this. This is my boyfriend doing this." And then she goes, "This is my boyfriend in Korea."
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Mhm. And they go, "Ooh, you're dating a Korean." And she goes, "No, silly. He's
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in the Marines." Yeah. I'm watching that as a kid. I'm like, "Fuck
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this. [ __ ] this [ __ ] What is this [ __ ] dude? That's the most racist thing."
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That scene wrong. Maybe. Maybe I exaggerated in my mind cuz I think I did look it up. It's not that bad. But you
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know, it's something like that. But it sounds like that to me. It sounded like that. And I remember the kids looking at me like, "Yeah, we're disgusting. No one
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wants to date us." I'm on the same page cuz it the men in redheaded film always bad. The women,
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Lucille Ball, phenomenal, a queen, you know what I mean? But sexy, huh? Sexy.
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Yeah. But I'm just saying like whim Isa Fisher. All these redheaded women in television film, they're praised. The
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men are always nerd, dork, squimp. Oh, what about Gleon's son? The guy that was
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in Star Wars. What's his name? Oh, yeah. What's his name? Who? We don't even Gleason's last name. You mean Brendan
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Gleason? No. No, his son. Yeah, but we don't even know. You don't He's famous. Yeah. Yeah. He's very talented. And he
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did he did a love movie, too, where he was a romance. What was that called? He's not famous enough for it to be a thing. Time traveling. Dude, he's so
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famous. What are you talking about? No, he's not. You didn't even know his [ __ ] name. Last name? Gleason. Yeah, because of his dad. Okay. Okay. Okay. My
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point is we've never had male redhead uh heroic representation ever. It's always
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a bit There's the redhead. There's pizza face.
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Redhead move star. Look, they're all [ __ ] women. Jessica Chastain, Isa Fisher, Bryce Dallas Howard. Oh, what I
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would do with her. Look at that though. Not one guy. Carol Bernette. All these are heroes. Did you put sexy m just in
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general redheaded actor? It says movie stars. Redhead movie star. Oh my god. Let me Let's go down the line. There's got to be one guy. Proof is in the
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pudding, dude. Dude, you're right. Allison Hanigan and Rita Hayworth. You guys are ugly. Thank you. Thank you.
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Yeah. Ellie Keer, Molly Ringwald. Look at these people. By the way, these are all beloved beloved characters. Not one
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of these is a [ __ ] guy. But in Greece, if they would have said that redhead, this is the greatest proof I've ever had in my entire life. You did.
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It's a good point. Jesus Christ. Yeah. In Greece, what in the movie Greece, right? Still, they used the Korean
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thing. They would never use redheaded. No, no. In Greece, they would have gone, "You're with a redhead." They go, "Oh,
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they go, don't tell anyone, please." Oh, I just want to [ __ ] him for a week and then dump him by the LA River when we do
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Grease Lightning. [ __ ] No. No. Okay, I get it. Yeah.
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You know what, dude? That's why I think you and I bond. We feel We were oppressed. We were very oppressed. Yeah.
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The oppression was real. But I want to say this and I've said I've seen this many times and you can't you can't
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disagree. You many shows we've done together on the road. I sometimes go out in the
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audience and watch you. You always go out in the audience because uh you want to see if I'm going to do bad. That's
00:17:00
not what it is. That's insane, dude. Carlos knows. Carlos. No, he doesn't know that. He you that's not true. And
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take that back. Take that back right now. You do this% do what? You're doing what he's doing. Yeah. What's going on?
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You do the thing that Trump does. Oh, here we go. No, no. It's good. You do it. You do it really well, though. What?
00:17:17
Tell me like uh Tell me like uh I think I know what you're talking about. Say you like you hate cheesecake. Be like,
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"Oh, I don't I hate cheesecake." I don't like I don't like cheesecake. No, just say it like you.
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Say it like you. I don't like cheesecake. That's cuz you've never had the best cheesecake. You don't know about cheesecake. People like you. You
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do that where like immediately the opposite side you just Give me one example when I do that. You just did it.
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Tell me. Give me go back. You go. You go out there to see if I do bad. You go, I
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I'd never I've never ever done that. I would never. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't. You go out there and you go like this. You go do bad. Every time I go out there
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though, I there's always a hot woman that will either get up from the
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stair chair and walk up to me and they'll always say, "Yeah, your boy's hot." Is it woman by birth? What do you
00:18:03
mean? Is it woman by birth? No, they're really traditional women. Traditional from the Christian sense.
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They cook and they clean. Yeah. Yeah. In the Christian sense that they are beautiful women and they I've probably
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30 or 40 times in my life they've said your boy is hot and you've never gotten that from me so [ __ ] off. That's not
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true. Name me one example when a girl goes, "I think your boy's hot." Oh, girl. Well, no. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's
00:18:27
a right. We have a lot of guys that like you though. The amount of men that have a crush on you is staggering. I can tell
00:18:32
by my Facebook. I'm on a Facebook. You know what I mean? Um dating thing. You know, Facebook is a dating thing. No, I
00:18:38
have no idea. It's for old people. Yeah, I think it's for old people. But it's like there's also dating and it's also
00:18:43
friends. So when I click on who wants to be my friend, it's 2,000 just buff
00:18:50
tattooed [ __ ] dudes going I want to be your friend. What's it called? Facebook date, huh? Yeah. Dating
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Facebook? Yeah, it's a real thing. But you're now you're celibate now. Yeah, 100%. No more. No more dating. Nothing.
00:19:04
Nothing. I'm celibate. I would love to see a financial breakdown of you when you're dating and when you're not dating, how much money you spend on a
00:19:10
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00:24:04
space 80. You got to get a dance. Do you like the dances? What do you say when
00:24:09
they're dancing? I'm so funny. I make everyone laugh so hard. You're cracking jokes. You're doing material. Yeah. I go
00:24:17
like one girl was uhoh hot dog. No, no, no. Don't do that. This girl was like looking up at the ceiling. Yeah. Is
00:24:24
there a ghost? Is that your grandfather? You're talking right? And she goes, "What are you talking about?" I keep looking up there. You know what I mean?
00:24:29
Are you communicating with your [ __ ] family? While she's riding. Yeah. Yeah. And she's like, "No, silly." You know what I mean? I make people laugh. Well, that I mean then they then it's more
00:24:35
endearing and I always go up front. I always go, you know, I'm going to give you a tip. She goes, "I haven't done anything. I know, but I'm going to let
00:24:41
you know that I tip so you can go extra just in terms of gy rating and stuff." Yeah. More giration. I like gyrations.
00:24:47
But anyway, um yeah, you know, I'm going through a phase right now. I think that Oh, well, so a couple of things. So, I
00:24:54
went and saw Bong. Let's talk about that photo you sent me.
00:25:00
What photo? You never looked that happy with me. You with Bong Jun. Are you Are you That's the happiest I think. You
00:25:07
Academy Award awardw winning director. Now you sound like him.
00:25:13
That's how I That's how that feels. You know what it is? Bong makes you nervous, huh? He made me nervous. Yeah, he's
00:25:19
incredible. But there so there was um you have the photo bring up that photo of him and B but can I tell you can I
00:25:25
tell you the embarrassing thing that happened and I left early. I know you called me. Did I tell you what happened? You called me on the phone and I was
00:25:30
like you should just go back. No. So I'm sitting there. So I'm with you know Scoot and Sosce.
00:25:36
Oh you were with Sosi Bacon. Yeah. Yeah. And Scoot. You know he was in um I forgot Scoot's last name. He was in um A
00:25:42
Complete Unknown. Woody Guthrie. He played Woody Guthrie. Oh yeah. Yeah. Scoot's so talented. Right. So good. So
00:25:47
Scoot and uh I I So I'm standing there with Bong. Let me I'm going to get to a story. And then I take a photo with
00:25:54
Bong. I meet his son. Everyone's super nice to me. And one of his produc producers like maybe we'll use something
00:26:00
something like this. He's never going to happen. But anyway, so then now Scoot gets in and so me and so me and [ __ ]
00:26:07
Sosi back up. So we're just talking amongst Are you listening? No. Okay. You
00:26:12
already told me the story. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm telling you the story. So, we're sitting talking and then this director
00:26:19
comes up. I'm going to tell you who it is. Say it. I I I She told me he was a director. I didn't even know who he was.
00:26:26
So, he walks up and he goes and I forgot what it was, but he goes, "I love you in Dthium or something like that to me." I
00:26:33
go, "Oh, thank you. You were good in Dthium." And he goes, "So, then he goes, my daughter especially likes your
00:26:40
performance in that. You know, you're really good." I go, "Oh, yeah. Good." And so I lean up and grab a taco from
00:26:45
like somebody with a tray. And then Sosi goes, "What are you getting so nervous about?" I'm like, "Nothing. The
00:26:51
director's still there." And she goes, "Was it live action or animation?" I go, "Live action." And then the guy goes, "No, it was animation." He goes, "You
00:26:57
weren't in that, were you?" And I go, and I go, "No." And he goes, "Why'd you
00:27:03
lie?" I go, "I didn't know what else to do." He leaves. So sees red as a You
00:27:08
didn't do anything wrong. Yes, I did. I wasn't in dysthium or whatever. Yes, you were in Dthium. I didn't I
00:27:15
could have just said you you're mistaken. I was right. But I Why did I say yes? Because you were in Dthy. No, I
00:27:21
wasn't. He doesn't remember. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, and then it was so awkward, me
00:27:26
and Sosi. And I And I got mad at her. I'm like, if you would hadn't asked Yeah. if it was live action or
00:27:32
animation, right? Let it go. I I grabbed to get a taco from the thing. That was your out. She said, "I didn't read it."
00:27:38
I go, "Yeah, you should have. You should have. You [ __ ] me." But also, who asks was it live action or animation? Who
00:27:43
gives a [ __ ] She buried you because she was nervous, too. Because she knew that you weren't in Dthythium. That's why she
00:27:50
knew your credits. She goes, "Bobby wasn't I wonder what it was called." I maybe I'll text her. But um anyway, so
00:27:55
I'm This is Oh, so this this is more remarkable. This is more remarkable.
00:28:00
Okay. Okay. Can I tell? Yeah. So, so you know these
00:28:06
God, dude, it's Oimp. I know. I know. I know. It's Oimp. You know, it's not vomit. I know. Yeah. I mean, it's just
00:28:11
pure vomit vomit. PTSD. It's vomit air. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm
00:28:18
skipping. All right. So, what I'm saying is is that give me the chills. So, these sometimes I get invited to fancy Asian
00:28:25
events. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like mafia [ __ ] like this. This is mafia [ __ ] So, I'm walking to this event.
00:28:32
This Korean guy, nice, super nice, such a sweet guy. He comes in. He goes, "Dude, I'm a you're a legend." That's
00:28:38
what he says to me. Shucks. Come on. Shocks. That's what we say, you know. Shucks. Shucks. You know. He goes,
00:28:45
"Actually, I went to high school with your boy Andrew." I go, "Oh, yeah." Like, but like not in the same class. He
00:28:51
goes, "No, same class." No, same class. Yeah. I go, "Oh, cool." And he goes, "Yeah, I don't know if he knows me."
00:28:56
What the [ __ ] Of course I know him. I know. But I He That's what he said. He goes, "I don't know if he remembers me." Remembers me? Yeah. Maybe that But we I
00:29:02
go, "Well, how close were you?" He goes, "Um, we were on the same basketball. We play basketball together. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:08
Yeah. That's amazing. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Right. Doug suck. Yeah. And I go, "Well, has Andrew reached out to you
00:29:14
since you've been alive?" He goes, "No." No. And what then? Did you say, "Have you reached out to him?" And what did he say? You're in the position of power.
00:29:20
You should reach out. First of all, he's a very powerful producer in Hollywood. You told me. He just he just turned powerful. Okay. Okay. You're not getting
00:29:27
what I'm saying, Dan. See, this No. This is not Trump. This is not Trump. What you don't understand. What you don't
00:29:34
understand because you could control. You could reach out to Doug Suck. You should be reaching out. That's not what
00:29:40
I'm saying. Why aren't you reaching Doug? Anyway, is it cuz he's Asian? Can I ask you guys this though? Right. Are
00:29:46
there positions of power in like for instance when I at the event Bong walked
00:29:52
up to me? I didn't walk up to Bong. Oh, hot shot. Fancy Bobby. No, no. I'm just saying Bong walks up to me. That's not
00:29:59
how I said it. I wait. People walk up to me. I don't walk up to people, dude.
00:30:05
It's so good. I swear to [ __ ] God. It's working. It's working. You You are
00:30:10
You do Trumpy and [ __ ] So he got You're just deflecting. They work up. They walk up to me because of how poorly you
00:30:16
treated this man. No, this is a lie. He literally called me and Bobby goes, I asked him, "Have you talked to Andrew?"
00:30:22
He goes, "No." And he goes, "I haven't really reached out. He probably doesn't even know I'm out here." That's literally what said. But don't get mad
00:30:29
about this next part. Please don't get mad about this. Go ahead. And I don't want this to be cut out, Andreas,
00:30:34
because you know, sometimes the truth must be told. Yeah, tell the truth. Okay. Yeah. She goes, "Oh, what is he
00:30:40
doing there?" I go, "He's I think he produced Manori, the Steven Yun movie."
00:30:45
And he and and he he this guy goes, "Interesting." Oh my. As if to go, see, maybe I didn't
00:30:52
I should have reached out earlier. Is that what I said? Is this I'm not
00:30:57
done. This is really good. Are you lying? I'm really not done. I I go he produced Manori and then you go I I don't know man. I had to [ __ ] look it
00:31:03
up. I don't [ __ ] know. So then I looked it up going he did. That's wild. Yeah. But when he did he went maybe the
00:31:09
tone was this. Maybe I [ __ ] this up. No. First of all the I want to be in bad
00:31:15
lie. Bad lie. I want to be maybe he reach out. Yeah. Maybe he reach out.
00:31:22
Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut the [ __ ] up, dude. Shut the [ __ ] up. No. You know what I thought? I thought I thought
00:31:27
that's interesting that he produced Manori. I want I wanted to rip it up. Do you hear it though? No. My point is you
00:31:33
are wrong. My point is I didn't know he was a producer in town. Been here for years. No connection. Right. Well, we
00:31:40
weren't weren't we weren't friends. How are you not friends with somebody you're on a basketball team with? My high school had 3,000 people. What the [ __ ]
00:31:47
There's 3,000 people on a basketball team. What kind of basketball is this? We played We played on the team. We
00:31:53
played on the school. Are you friends with anybody you wrestled with? There's 400 center forward. Anybody you wrestle with? 400 center forwards, [ __ ] a
00:32:00
thousand guards. You're the worst gas. Are you friends with anybody you wrestle with? We also happen to have 150
00:32:05
coaches. Are you friends with anybody you wrestle with? Are you friends with anybody? Call of Tony Matusi. Call him.
00:32:11
Yeah. Call him right now. Yeah. Call Tony. Art Kimble. Call him. I I know the name. I dare you to call one of them.
00:32:16
And if Art Kimell lived in LA, I know it. Call. And if Art Kimble [ __ ] produced Yellowstone, I'd be in that
00:32:22
[ __ ] Call him. All right, you [ __ ] Call him. No, I I would be the yellow in the stone. You're a gaslighting [ __ ]
00:32:28
liar. [ __ ] liar. You're not friends with anybody. You're not even friends with anybody. You're not even [ __ ] real. You're not even a good friend.
00:32:34
Anyway, let's move on. Kimble was arrested from Pawway High School, competed in 191 pound class fifth round.
00:32:40
Exactly. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. No. How do I know? Tony Matusi. Look up Tony Matusi. What's his phone number? What?
00:32:47
Break out his phone number. I want to see the last time you texted with him. I don't need text him. He lives in my house
00:32:53
in a spare room. Anyway, I'm like you're friends with everyone you went to school with. That's insane. That's insane. But
00:32:59
I know I know who he was, too. I said I knew him. And if I'm Listen, no, no, no. [ __ ] you. You
00:33:05
don't get to do that. You don't get to do that. Let's calm Let's calm ourselves for a second. I want to be the voice of reason,
00:33:11
okay? And I want to calm this level down. Yeah, do it. No. See, I need your attitude to be different. [ __ ] you. See
00:33:17
that? I'll do what I want. Chicago thing. You know what I mean? The streets thing. So, what I want to say this,
00:33:22
stop. Calm down. I'm from the suburbs. How come you didn't connect with this guy from high school from 25 years ago?
00:33:27
We don't [ __ ] know each other. We didn't we didn't [ __ ] I don't know anybody I went to high school. I know three people from high school. Because you weren't friends with certain kinds
00:33:35
of people in high school. That's true. That's true. Let me Can I ask you another question another
00:33:40
question without without anger? I kept it right for I kept it uh white. Right. How many Korean How many Koreans were at
00:33:46
your school in high school? I don't even [ __ ] know that. A pretty
00:33:52
a good amount. No, they were more black. They were more black in India. He didn't know because he didn't like them. Well, I definitely Look at this. There are
00:33:57
62,000 Korean in Chicago. He would have never known. 62 grand is nothing. That's
00:34:03
right. It's like an anomaly. So, if there was a unicorn on my [ __ ] wrestling team, I would know the unicorn. Trump. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's
00:34:10
Trump. If there was a unicorn unicorn, you know what I mean? I know the one unicorn. Yeah. That's what I said. I
00:34:16
used to be friends with unicorns. They're the greatest of corns. So if there was if you have one Korean on your
00:34:21
[ __ ] basketball, how many Koreans play basketball? Almost none. It's like having Doc play [ __ ] bat mitten. You
00:34:28
know what I mean? I would know if Doc played bat mitten if you also played with him. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. That's my point. Is the one
00:34:35
Korean of all of Illinois played basketball. You would put that ingrained in your mind. He's not even Korean.
00:34:41
That's the worst part about He is Korean. No, he's not. What is he? He's half. That's right. Well, the other half. What's the other half? God knows.
00:34:48
And that's why you don't know him. I get it. Yeah. Doug, if you're Doug, if you're listening, he's not. Yeah. Yes. He's
00:34:55
producing Manori, too. Okay. Anyway, Doug, good to meet you. And maybe we can
00:35:00
do some work together. Yeah. Doug, how come you didn't reach out to me, buddy? You come to my [ __ ] city, you don't reach out to me. I don't know. It's
00:35:06
power dynamics. But we Let's move on. What's power dynamics? Oh gosh. You keep saying that. I'll tell you. That's
00:35:12
something you take pride in. You really like I love it. I love what you're doing,
00:35:18
dude. Oh, this is the this kind of episode. We We haven't done one of these in a while. Okay, here we go. This is what you do, though. I'll tell you love.
00:35:25
If I have to teach you things, I must teach you things. Yeah. Go ahead. About power dynamics. I was in Dallas a week
00:35:31
ago, remember? I do. Right. I went to a 12step meeting. Mhm. Just a local, you
00:35:37
know, afterwards, you know, people smoke outside, right? And I go, "Hey, you guys want to fellowship? That's what we do."
00:35:43
So, we all went to a Denny's, me and these local AA people. Was there nothing else open? Yeah, there
00:35:49
wasn't. It was late, right? And then I got the bill and they were all like, "Hey, dude, there's eight of us." I go,
00:35:54
"I know power dynamics. We don't know that." I go, "Yeah, it's like I had to give them this
00:36:00
example. If I It's like when you take eight other addicts to a Denny's after
00:36:06
a can you listen to my point? That's what it is. So if I go out to eat with David Spade, I have never paid. Yeah,
00:36:14
right. It's just the power dynamics of the situation. See that? That's foolish. It's not foolish. I pay with I pay with
00:36:19
Spade. Well, every time I offer, he says no. I just get that. I just hand her my card before he get before he can. Okay. Well,
00:36:26
that's you're ruining the power dynamics. No, you're equal. So, you don't understand. I believe in equal paycept. I believe in equal
00:36:32
pay. Equal pay. Okay. You believe in equal pay. Equal pay. All right. So, if
00:36:38
I'm going to do it, too. do it. All right. So, um Okay. Well, Mone, after
00:36:43
this, let's go to Mastros and you pay for the bill. He can now. He can afford it. No, he can't. Yeah, he can. You just
00:36:50
Would you be able to afford $500 to pay for all three of us? I could. It would It would be a damn a damn But you would
00:36:56
be There would be a thing in your mind, why am I paying? Mhm. Exactly. But you have to learn. No, it's not about learning, dude. No, that's how life is.
00:37:02
You have to learn. You have to pay. It would force me to work harder and become a better person.
00:37:08
And that's why he's And that's the America I love. Work harder. Work harder.
00:37:14
Okay. So, listen. All right. You're his boy for life. And I get it. Okay. I get
00:37:20
it. Mhm. Let's move on now because I'll tell you I'll tell you. We went from
00:37:25
Greece. Yeah. You mean to Doug? It's a power dynamic. We went to Greece to Doug and it was too much. So, let's go back
00:37:30
to musicals. That's fine. Okay. We don't like it. And there's some movies And there's some movies that I have not seen
00:37:36
that were classics that are musicals. No, in general like Eyes Wide Shut. I've never seen it. What? Well, that's a
00:37:42
little strange. Is it good? Well, how have you not seen that? I've never seen it. That's a good I just don't like
00:37:48
masks at parties. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. What? No. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Co mask. Yeah. When I don't want to
00:37:54
get sick and your eyes are wide shut. Okay.
00:38:01
Okay. No. That joke really hit me home. It did. It
00:38:06
cuz it was good. It worked. It did work. The kids got some zingers. He got some zingers, but it was real brutal. It was
00:38:12
Well, hit him back. Hit him back. I won't because that's not who I am. That's not who I am. What? Power dynamics. Power dynamics. You don't
00:38:18
punch down. Yeah. Don't punch down. You only punch up. But that was very funny. Eyes wide shut.
00:38:25
Okay. Fancy looking good. By the way, he looks the hair. The hair does look good. The hair looks good. I think it does
00:38:30
look good. And and also Yes. Wait. Yes. Wait. Just wait. What? Just wait for me
00:38:36
to be the hottest man on the show. Yeah.
00:38:42
But you know, we know the genetics. Espan. Yeah. So you can do whatever you
00:38:48
want. You know, I mean, put Botox, fill your head. So you don't think he's a handsome guy at all? No matter what he
00:38:55
does. He's sort of like a UN kind of a look. You do look political right now.
00:39:00
You know what I mean? Like, you know, somebody that not even the head guy around the circle of No, he's at the embassy. Yeah. Some embassy. But he's
00:39:07
like the fifth row of a guy taking notes. Like you're not a leader, right? You mean, but you're involved. You mean
00:39:13
you probably make about 90,000 a year internationally. Counselor. Yeah, that's
00:39:19
like counselor. Counselor. Today they have to submit this parking ticket for
00:39:24
Yeah. He does a lot of uh paper pushing. Hey, they found this mommy with gold.
00:39:29
Look up. We got talked about Giza, too. About the Giza. About Gaza. Yeah. No. Giza, huh? The Giza pyramid. Oh, the
00:39:36
Giza pyramid. You know what happened, right? No. What happened? Wait. Wait. You don't know what happened? What happened in Giza? Do you guys know what
00:39:42
happened? No. Are you [ __ ] out of your minds, dude? Just Google it. What
00:39:47
happened in Giza? The pyramids. Did they fall? No, dude. But they found Oh, the
00:39:54
under. Yeah, the under. The under the Okay. I don't know if it's [ __ ] true.
00:39:59
It is true. What is this? A vast underground city was found below Egypt's Giza appear. Look at the pillars.
00:40:04
Surprise, surprise. Look at the pillars, though. Do they look like 9/11? No. Look at the pillars there. Twin towers. All
00:40:09
right. So, what they discovered, but so zoom into that photo. There's two mile
00:40:15
long these [ __ ] tubes that go down with these spiral staircases that go
00:40:20
down into other compartments. Two miles down. Two miles. Two miles down, dude.
00:40:26
Google that. Two mile. Go to the article so I can read. Well, it's in kilometers. I don't know that that Oh, 2 km. Okay.
00:40:32
Yeah. How many miles down there? Okay. Speculating an entire city buried under the Great Pyramids of Giza. Speculating,
00:40:39
right? Okay. A team of Italian and Scottish scientists. I'm out. No. No. Okay. Zoom back up.
00:40:47
I mean, come on. No, that's very funny. The Italians, they're very good at accents. So, this is what they
00:40:53
discovered. Okay. What is that? And it's a it's they they have technology where they have, you know, um infrared
00:41:00
technology where they can scan things. And this is what they're scanning. The technology is legit. Okay, go to the
00:41:06
article, please. Okay, just so we can see this. This is incredible. If this is real, this is wild. It's incredible. An
00:41:11
Italian Scottish scientists have unveiled the shocking results of the research about the pyramids of Giz and Egypt. 4,500y old wonder of the world
00:41:18
team claims that there's an entire city buried underneath the pyramids. An entire city. Wow. Yeah. experimental
00:41:25
research the Karaf project uh and let's see here 3D images go down a little bit
00:41:30
you can see wow how they built stairs around the pillars huh 3D model was these tubes are the most
00:41:37
interesting part 420 mi above the wait the team relied on two satellites 420 mi in outer space to
00:41:44
come down go down I want to see how far down they go underground 6500 ft across they they go down
00:41:52
approximately 2100 00 f feet. How much is that? 2100 feet is just under like a half a mile.
00:41:59
Okay, I was wrong. You know, half a mile is long, dude. It's half a mile is so long. Yeah, it's
00:42:05
so long. That's so [ __ ] deep. 2,000 ft underground is insane, right? And then below that though, are these other
00:42:13
buildings? Dr. Zahi Hawas, a prominent archaeologist. He's my favorite doctor, by the way. Well, you're not going to
00:42:18
like him after this. former minister of anti uh antiquities called out the research said it was completely wrong
00:42:23
and and was fake news. He accused re and it methodology. Yeah. He said it's not correct. One guy. Yeah. I mean Rogan
00:42:30
talks about it and he's usually right. Is he? That's why. Professor Lawrence Connors,
00:42:37
a professional ge geoysical archaeologist and ground penetrating radar expert dismissed the theory of
00:42:42
vast city under the pyramids as just a huge exaggeration. So a lot of these guys are saying no. No. Okay. But
00:42:49
however, I believe you. So if you tell me it's there, I believe it's there. Well, I've been doing a lot of researching on my own time. You you are?
00:42:56
Yeah. And um via through the internet. Right. Via the internet. Via the internet. And I've come to a conclusion.
00:43:03
I I believe that it's um half correct at least. Would you ever live in an underground city? I have dreams about
00:43:09
it. You do? Oh my god. I I think about it all the time. Yeah. I I have dreams about it. Like then the way that Goonies
00:43:15
found that waterfall and the go I wanted that so badly. Me too. What would you have down there? Oh my god. Oh, me too.
00:43:21
So collection of so many fun things. Well, so I would just a wall of dildos to use whenever you need them. Huh. It's
00:43:27
like that's not it. What I would do is if I had a city, I would have one area where I it would look like outside.
00:43:34
Oh. So basic it would look like above ground. You mean above ground? Like so I would have like panels, right? Like you
00:43:41
know IMAX tricking people into thinking they're thinking that it's outside because I'm going to have dogs on there,
00:43:47
right? So, I have my dogs down. Can they survive? Yeah, because it's going to be vast. Okay. And a green grass. Are you
00:43:53
going to have grass underground? How do you grow it? Um, there's soil down there. What about light? Sunlight.
00:44:00
UV. That's exactly what I meant. Yeah. Yeah. And um it's a great band. Thank you.
00:44:07
With the illuminescence. Yeah. It's very dark gothic. Very gothic. Yeah. Yeah. And then what also I
00:44:14
would light Yeah. I would also have um like a steam room situation. You know
00:44:20
what I mean? What? Yeah. Yeah. Can I ask you why why are we doing this underground? It could be above ground.
00:44:25
All the stuff could be above ground because in my fantasies I did something wrong. M okay. Yeah. I did something
00:44:31
wrong on Earth. You're a man on the run, right? I'm a man on a run. But I have billions of dollars in my fantasy. So I built this underground city much like
00:44:38
Lex Lex Luthor in the original Superman movie. How do you get people down there? How do you convince people to go down there? No one goes down there. I'm eye
00:44:44
down there. I have dogs down there. You're alone? Yeah. I have a llama, a dog, you know, I mean, other things. What are you going to do about love and
00:44:49
sex and relationships? What's the same as now? Nothing with the dogs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just the dogs. Yeah. And the
00:44:56
llama. Do you talk to the dogs? Yeah. You have full conversations with them. Yeah. Yeah. I've done that. Yeah. I have
00:45:02
I talk to my dog in the morning. Not just I go I How are you? See, I ask her
00:45:07
philosophical questions like what? I'm your dog. That's not a dog. No, no, that's my dog.
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Shopify.com/badfriend. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what's your what's your dog's trigger word? They don't understand any
00:47:50
of my words. Really? Yeah. Stop. They don't know. No, they don't know. They don't know any of it. It's funny. Yeah.
00:47:57
She's my dog's insane that if if I say if I say your boyfriend's coming this weekend, she knows it's my cousin. It's
00:48:04
my cousin Luke that comes and watches sometimes. I'll go I think your boyfriend's going to be here this weekend. She'll be dead asleep and I'll
00:48:10
go, "Yeah, I think your boyfriend might come by in fear. I don't trust Luke." So
00:48:16
excited. No, he's the best. And she gets she sprints downstairs and stares out the window thinking that he might be
00:48:22
there. Don't do that teaser. I You know, you know what I mean? Just [ __ ] up. You got to keep her on her toes. Is
00:48:28
somebody here? No. No, I was just taking a drink of coffee. Okay. I heard a woman's voice. Hello. Yeah, that's what
00:48:35
I heard. Hello. This This thing might be haunted this studio. I think it is cuz I've been
00:48:41
in here sometimes working after hours and I just feel an eerie feeling in my stomach. I understand. Somebody was
00:48:48
killed here. I understand. But whom? I don't know, man. But it feels that
00:48:54
way. Yeah. Yeah. It's not old enough to be
00:48:59
haunted. I don't think this building. Yeah. 88. Building 88. Yeah. Not old
00:49:04
enough. You think people die in the 80s? I think I think the haunt hauntings take forever. Some ghost from 1989 just doing
00:49:11
coke. Yeah, maybe. Just like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. What else
00:49:17
do you hear late at night? Here or at home? Oh, at home? I hear [ __ ] at home. My
00:49:23
house is haunted. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. This is what I do. I'll be sleeping and I'll take my phone, put the
00:49:30
light on, you know what I mean? The light and zoom my room. Oh, that's See, that's creepier to me cuz then the then
00:49:36
the shadows from the nooks and the crannies of that. I know. But if I saw a woman like this, you know what I
00:49:43
mean? I don't know. You're like, "Lady, I'm celibate. You got to get out of here." Yeah.
00:49:48
What is that? Orbs. Ghost orbs. Dude, I've seen orbs. I've seen orbs. Oh, you
00:49:53
know what? Or orbs, dude. I'll tell you I'll tell you about orbs, dude. You want to know everything about Orbs? I don't
00:49:59
know much about it, but um so there was a comic named Charles Fleer. How do I
00:50:04
know him? He was before your time, but when I did the in the early 2000s, he
00:50:09
was around a lot. Mhm. And he was the voice of Roger Rabbit. Oh, I remember this guy. Yeah. Yeah. I've actually met
00:50:15
this guy. Yeah. So Flea So Fleer would be in the green room in the main room
00:50:20
and he'd have his cameras out, several cameras to [ __ ] take photos of alien
00:50:25
orbs or different ghostly orbs. And he would show me like, "Hey Lee, look." He always called me Lee. Look, Lee. Lee,
00:50:32
look. There's orbs in here. And we always thought it was a little unsaavory cuz we're about to go up. You're about to go on stage. And the Flesh man. He
00:50:38
was really into that. Is he still around? Yeah. So he was a part of that. Oh, I feel so bad about this. Oh, he
00:50:44
passed away. No, he's alive. He's alive. No, you say no. Yeah, he was a part of that group when Adam Eaggan took took
00:50:51
over and he did that f that [ __ ] brutal like, you know what I mean? Clean house. Yeah. They'll spring clean him
00:50:57
and he No, but he anyone over age of certain it's there's some that was like, you know, I mean, like Argus and people
00:51:03
that obviously there were people that were uh we couldn't, you know what I mean, grandfathered in, grandfathered in, but there was a host of them where
00:51:10
he called and said, "You guys don't call in. you're not going to get spots. That's crazy. And it broke so many
00:51:16
people's hearts. But I think as a as a you know, I mean, a booker, you have to do that. Well, that's why people always
00:51:23
hate bookers and producers because they have to do all the grunt work. Yeah. You know, like these guys, they do all the
00:51:28
grunt work and we hate them. Like you have to be our filter of nose. I know. We had a conversation about it. Yeah.
00:51:34
Yeah. So, can we talk about adolescence real quick? I know you haven't seen it. I
00:51:39
know you can, but I don't. Incredible. You loved it. One shot. I've seen in
00:51:45
years. Each episode is one shot. I've heard this. I heard about the rehearsal process. It was incredible. It's insane.
00:51:51
The kid in it. My god. Incredible. Incredible. How old is this young man? 13. 13. 14. 13. Yeah. Never done
00:51:58
anything before. What the [ __ ] were we doing at 13? I don't know. Oh, Steven Graham's in that. I love it. He wrote
00:52:03
it, right? Didn't he creator? Yeah. He's incredible. Brad Pitt produces it. Who's that? That's the kid. That's Brad Pitt.
00:52:10
No, that's the kid. Uh, actor Jamie uh, wait. Uh, Owen Cooper. Yep. This kid is
00:52:18
incredible. But he's never done anything about this. Good for him. It's nice to get a break out the gate. So, just like
00:52:24
us. That's what we had. Yeah. Each breaks. Each episode is literally one
00:52:29
shot. And I I don't think there's any cheats. I think it's a one shot. They do two takes. I heard. No, no, no. It's one
00:52:36
shot. They do two takes. Two takes a day for a week. So, 10 10 shots. 10 takes.
00:52:41
10 takes. Yeah. So, two shots a day. They do two shots, right? They do two episodes. Two takes. Two takes. Two
00:52:47
episodes a day. And they pick the best one. Two takes. No. No. Two takes a day of the same episode. Of the same
00:52:53
episode. Yeah. And they pick it. They pick it. Yeah. Okay. So, um couldn't do a one hour. That'd be insane. Oh, that'd
00:52:59
be impossible. We could do it. Yeah. Oh, so there's always like that one guy 30
00:53:04
minutes into it who has two lines. Mhm. If I was that guy like hiding behind a
00:53:09
wall knowing I had to come around. You see no Koreans in the show. It is true. Huh? I would be
00:53:17
repeating my lines. You know what I mean? Cuz you Welcome back to the hotel. Yeah. Welcome to the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Back
00:53:23
to the hotel. Welcome back to Yeah. Yeah. You're making fun of the wrong Missy. No. Yeah. You're doing the wrong
00:53:29
Missy thing. No, I'm not. What do you know? Well, I'm just throwing out a line. [ __ ] you, dude. No, dude. I was throwing out a [ __ ] line. I don't
00:53:34
know what what Missy thing. What are you saying? What are you talking about? [ __ ] Marcelo did that too. Hernandez
00:53:40
two weeks ago. I love that kid. He's like, "You've been in movies and go." Oh, great job on Wrong Missy. Is that
00:53:45
what Welcome to the hotel. So, [ __ ] you. What's his problem? Your problem anyway.
00:53:51
So, welcome to the hotel, Mrs.
00:53:57
Okay. But here's But here's what I want people to know going I'm not going to tell you what the premise of the thing.
00:54:02
People basically know. No, we know what the premise is. I mean, it's on the internet, but you know, when I first saw it, cuz I had knew nothing about it, I
00:54:10
thought it was a who done it, like a murder mystery. Yes. Right. And with
00:54:15
that lens, it's it doesn't work with that lens. Right. But then when you look at it for what it is, it's brilliant.
00:54:22
See, it's interesting because now there's a lot of murder mysteries are back now. Like the Shondaanda Ry show is very popular. People love it's like Clue
00:54:30
meets Knives Out, right? Yeah. Or whatever. But dude, those things are hits. That's what we need to make. We
00:54:37
need to make a Bad Friends Who Done It. Yeah, that'll be fun. That That's what we need to do because honestly, how much
00:54:42
fun would it be if you know McCone was dead, Carlos? I I I would have I was
00:54:48
going to go to him first, but it's too easy. Cuz I want to, you know what I mean? Yeah. He's suspect. And also you
00:54:55
need him in he need to be a shady character throughout that you can keep tagging and going this guy could have
00:55:00
done it because look look at the look at the lifestyle he's living. Mhm. The ride. Look what he's up to. Wait. So
00:55:06
he's got to be a guy that we people suspect. 100%. He's a big through line. Who does it at the end though?
00:55:13
That's interesting. Who does it at the end? Jules. What? Who? Jules is too predictable. Too predictable. Too
00:55:18
predictable. Mone. No, you don't have the balls. And that's what we'll say. You're the one that's dead. Yeah. How
00:55:23
can you kill yourself? Oh, you Oh, that's the who done it. Hey, at the end, he just killed himself, guys. That's by
00:55:29
the way, Fred has come come down. What a huge let down. This is the biggest let down ever. That would be like the worst
00:55:34
might Shyamalan spin of all time. He's He's got a rope around his head and you're like, "Who's doing?" He's just
00:55:40
sitting there jerking off like chokes himself out. All right. So, this is what you need though in this,
00:55:46
right? It can't just be us. We have to have like maybe 20 people flowing. Cast of people. Yeah. To come and go. Yeah.
00:55:52
And then um I don't know who does it. I would think that maybe Jesse. You think Jetky would do it? She She's a tough
00:55:59
cell for me. Like she don't know if she has that evil flip. So Dax have to be in the M show. Yeah. He's somebody that
00:56:06
people are like maybe, you know, but um I think ultimately the biggest surprise would be you. That I'm the murderer. Now
00:56:12
that lines up. You and I can't be the murderer. It seems too obvious that one of us is the murderer. Bring in your
00:56:18
brother Steve. Andreas. Andreas also doesn't have the balls. He doesn't have
00:56:23
the balls. He's a big talker, small walker. You have the resentment, though. Yeah. Yeah. You Well, that's why you're a good suspect. That's That's how these
00:56:29
things work. Yeah. Yeah. You're a good suspect. You know, like George would be the one of a prime suspect for being a
00:56:35
murderer. Yeah. Uh Well, I couldn't have murdered. You know what I mean? I know.
00:56:41
Like any police investigator would be like, "Well, this guy [ __ ] did it." Yeah, for sure. Yeah. It would have to
00:56:46
be someone like Andre's wife. I know who did it. Okay, turn around.
00:56:53
Oh my god. My mom. Bobby's mom. That would be the biggest shock. I think you're right. That would be the biggest.
00:56:59
It's just you see me in a room with a knife. Yeah. And then I remove my own skin to reveal I'm Bobby mom underneath.
00:57:06
That's funny. And that's her line. She pulls off. She goes, "I'm Bobby M." And
00:57:11
she's I'm Bobby Mom. Right. But there's no motive. None. Like why would she kill
00:57:19
M? She doesn't even know McCon exists. Doesn't matter. She just gets right back on her iPad. Oh wow. Wow. Yeah. And that but that's
00:57:25
that kind of movie I like. Leave it up to the audience to figure out why. What's the purpose? What's the depth of
00:57:30
this? And I and I I discover it. You know, I discover it at the end. Yeah.
00:57:35
And I have a, you know, really [ __ ] scene. And you know Oh, you're
00:57:41
emotional. I like that, dude. That was good. I didn't do it yet. Do it again.
00:57:46
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Please do it. I'm not in the mood. Please do it. And the line is,
00:57:52
"Welcome to the hotel." Okay, dude. Okay. Now, you dug me
00:57:58
earlier. You dug. Well, you dug me earlier. Yeah. Yeah. I dugged you earlier. Dugging me. Yeah. All right. That's good. I deserved it. Thank you.
00:58:04
Okay. Um, so, um, that's a good Who Done It. I think we should do a Who Done It murder mystery. Yeah, I really would
00:58:11
love to. They are so [ __ ] Anora too. Okay. And let me clear the air. Yeah. I
00:58:17
actually didn't hate the movie. I just I just need more um I need
00:58:25
more spins. You need to spin me out more. Emotionally thrust me if you're going to give me a heartbreaking story.
00:58:30
I love I love being spinned around. Spin me around, baby. Yeah. Spin me. I wanted to see more. Also, the Armenians in the
00:58:37
in the movie, aren't they? They're not even mean. Oh. Oh, have you ever met a [ __ ] Armenian? Yeah, they were like,
00:58:43
"You've never met him? They're taking it to sushi right up the street." Yeah, it just was different. What do you got back
00:58:49
there that you're fuddling around with? Oh, we got some stuff for Bobby cuz he keeps talking about it. Oh, this is old
00:58:55
fairy donut and the gold uh How old are these? They just got them today. Yeah, today. Today? Yeah, of course. You're
00:59:02
saying they're not good. No, no, no. Incorrect. Can we rewind the [ __ ] tape? I said that I prefer an old school
00:59:11
run-of-the-mill doughnut shop. So, do you have an old school donut, too, to Yes. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. This is
00:59:18
fun. This is really good. And this is an old fairy donut and a holy grail donut. Yeah.
00:59:25
And he's got Which one did you get? A winch. Win. Winchilles. Fantastic. It's exactly what I like. An old school Winchell. Yeah, but you're going to know
00:59:31
the difference once you put it in your mouth. Of course I will. So she No, but you the shittiest one. You're just to prove your point. You go. Oh, the [ __ ]
00:59:37
is No, no, I promise I won't. All right, so give me a You have a plate? No, we don't need plates. You just [ __ ] just just give me one that you think this
00:59:43
When have you used a plate? That's also That's also very true. Oh, so you're just going to take a bite of it. There's no closing your eyes or anything. Well,
00:59:49
I Well, the guys could have set it up differently, but they already just give me give me Let me see. Okay.
00:59:55
Did you get the good one here from the Of course. Do we have a little knife? No, you don't have the one that with the [ __ ] pagio. Well, let Do we have a
01:00:02
knife? Yeah. Just give me a little knife. Oh my god. You got the worst ones. Let me see. Are they really that bad, Men?
01:00:10
You know what is I didn't want to get crazy flavors so they wouldn't go bad. I wanted to get basic stuff so that But
01:00:17
this is not proving my point. You got the worst ones there. No, but the quality. No, no, no. It's not. It's not.
01:00:24
Oh, he does. Oh, I understand what he's saying. Qual. It's a control like it's a scientific experiment. Yeah. Like they're all the same ones from different
01:00:30
So, what is this called? No, but that's the point. The point is is that I I I honestly believe that this isn't even
01:00:36
[ __ ] fairy do if I look it up. No, I think you No, I Dude, [ __ ] you. [ __ ]
01:00:43
you, dude. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, dude. Yeah, hold on, dude. Hold on, dude. No. No. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. I'm
01:00:48
going to do it right now, dude. No holding. Yeah. Fairy. So, this is the holy grail. The This is the one with
01:00:54
what? Uh, cinnamon, I believe. Cinnamon and old fairy donut. Hold on.
01:00:59
Okay. This is cinnamon and coconut. Yeah. Okay. So, I look at the old fairy donut list. Give me that one. These
01:01:06
donuts are not on the list. You're a [ __ ] liar. No, I'm not. You're a
01:01:12
liar. No, I'm not, dude. I promise. Beat him up. Kick his ass, dude. No, I'm
01:01:19
not. They don't have those donuts on the [ __ ] menu, dude. It's just glaze. Everyone has glaze. No, they don't. I've
01:01:24
been there. They don't have that. No, it was a thing for Postmates. It was a special month. I if I go to Postmates
01:01:30
right now Postmates, I better be able to order, dude. It was an Uber. It was Give
01:01:35
me the Let me try. It's not real. This is [ __ ] This is [ __ ] wind. No. Well, I want to try it. Give me two. [ __ ] you, dude. I'm going to go to Uber
01:01:41
Eats. No, no, no. I'm going to look it up right now. I'm sorry. [ __ ] Let me try. No, no, you don't try try. So
01:01:47
passionate about food. No. I I don't like being lied to. Here. Well, look at this. Let me try this. Old fairy donut.
01:01:53
I told you we need the blindfolds. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. So, here we go. Okay, I
01:01:58
want to go to Old Ferryy. Let's see the donut. Let's see. That'll be a nice day,
01:02:05
dude. Yeah, they don't have that in delivery. Yeah, on Uber Eats they do.
01:02:10
It's an exclusive. No, it's not. No. Okay, how about this? No. No, I'm not eating that. Hold on. No, stop. So good.
01:02:17
Let me ask you something. Honestly, look at me right now, Dad. Okay. Yeah. On my mother's life. Oh, this is an easy
01:02:24
one. On my life. Harder. Yeah. On my life. Is this from old fairy donut? The
01:02:31
the one on my life there are old fairy On my life. On your life there are old fairy donuts on the table.
01:02:38
In this box. You don't have to get that specific, Bob. In this box. In In a box.
01:02:44
Yeah. In this old fairy donut box. In this box. The room. There are old fairy.
01:02:49
I'm not [ __ ] around. Bro, why is like this out of all things making you the most mad? Because it's supposed to be a
01:02:56
[ __ ] you know, I mean, an a contest. It's a blind test, right? Yeah. And if this is
01:03:03
not the actual thing, then I'm going to lose, bro. I'm My point is, but if you
01:03:08
like it so much, you would know. And it's like there's the PB&J one. There's the [ __ ] raspberry glaz lemon poppy.
01:03:15
They don't have [ __ ] like that. Do you remember how much you like the airwan water?
01:03:23
Andrew, how do you like your Old Ferry? I got to tell you, the Winshells bag. Winchilles. Winchilles is great. Yeah.
01:03:30
These are all Old Fy donuts, aren't they? No, they're not. None of them are. These are Old Ferry, right?
01:03:36
Yeah. Real. They're Are they right there? There they are. Okay. Those are the real deals. These are a holy grail.
01:03:43
These are I mean, you know what I mean? I don't know why you got so mad. I don't know either, man. It's crazy. It's
01:03:49
pretty [ __ ] crazy, dog. Okay. So, no, I'll tell you why, dude. I'm a donut. I'll tell you why. Okay.
01:03:55
Let's say I'm at a Michelin star. I I work for the Michelin star. Yeah. Right. You're the Michelin man. No,
01:04:06
no. Let Let me Let me re let me rework it, bro. Someone at home, a fan, please
01:04:12
draw him as the Michelin man and submit it right. Thank you. All right. What I'm saying is
01:04:17
is let's say I own a restaurant. I know the Michelin star guys are coming, right? And then my chef goes, you know
01:04:23
what? I'm just going to go to Arby's, right? And put those on the plate. Yeah. Bet they And then they And then they get
01:04:29
no stars and they get nothing. Right. That's my point. This contest is supposed to be real. Okay. To prove a
01:04:36
point, but you're trying to trick my mind. Yeah. I mean, and make me look like a fool. And I don't like it. Give me those. Here you go.
01:04:44
All right. So, this is this is your beloved.
01:04:51
What is this? Fairy fairy. Okay, these are the original glazed. It's fairy fairy. And and what's this one? It's a
01:04:57
fairy donut. That's the pistachio. Matcha. It's matcha. I refuse. It's insane. Well, that's You know what? [ __ ] eat a matcha [ __ ] donut.
01:05:04
That's insane. Get [ __ ] you nerd. Matcha. It's [ __ ] gross. I'm going to eat the [ __ ] the regular. Let me see.
01:05:19
Yeah, come get these, please. Cuz before I get so [ __ ] fat that I'm going to pass out. By the way, it is hard to not
01:05:24
continue to eat all these donuts. I do want to keep this one. What he just said, Bobby? I can tell when you start
01:05:30
to slow down. Thank you. So, you put in a donut break in it.
01:05:38
We're slowing down. We're going to put the donut thing in there. That's what you're saying. No, I don't know where it's from. I don't trust it. It says the
01:05:44
holy That's the holy grail. Yeah, whatever, dude. Do you want it? No, I don't trust it. He will. Anyway, um next
01:05:53
time we do some sort of water contest, you know what I mean? Or anything like that? Yeah. No deception cuz I want to
01:05:58
be able to fight for my right to be the right one. Yeah. Yeah. This isn't a comedy podcast, buddy. This is a food
01:06:04
podcast. I know, but I don't like being deceived. Never again. Shall it happen? Yeah. Get
01:06:13
this out of here. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. We'll get back to something good in a second. We have to get back. Okay.
01:06:20
Never again. It's You know what? It's Andre. And Andre is the leader of all this. Yeah. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you
01:06:27
are. You're the leader of all this [ __ ] This is inc. Hold on. This is incredible. Joe Piscopo in a Miller
01:06:34
Light commercial. This got We got tagged on this. M this was a mil light commercial from 1987. For people that
01:06:40
don't know Joe Pisco was a comedian. He was on Saturday Night Live. Watch it. Was Bruce Lee still alive? No. In ' 87?
01:06:46
Yeah. Yeah. Didn't he die in like the '9s? Yeah. I am master ancient art of karate kung
01:06:53
fu and the Chinese centralizing.
01:07:02
I always reach for a mill light. Light tastes great. Lightless appearing,
01:07:09
too. Hey, I want the pepperoni. Ancient
01:07:16
proverb. Only one light beard. Miller light. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Why can't we do these campaigns today? It's
01:07:23
racist. Is it a little bit? I I can see some people get offended. I would like it. Well, here's the problem I have with
01:07:28
it. He does an accent for almost every line except for mirror, right? He
01:07:34
doesn't even do the funniest one. The product is Miller Light. I The executives did that. Hey. Hey, Joe. Can
01:07:42
you just Yeah. Yeah. You liking what I did on set? Yeah. But Joe, can you clearly say Miller Light? You're saying
01:07:47
Mir. Yeah. Well, you guys drink mirror, right? I'm white. I'm just an executive.
01:07:52
No. No. I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why'd you see guys? Yeah, you guys. You look not white. I'm tan. Okay. Okay. All
01:07:58
right. Yeah. Are you tired? You look tired. No. There was an eclipse. Oh, there was. Yeah. Did you look up into it? Yeah. I looked right. Yeah. Right
01:08:05
into that sun. Don't do that. Okay. I know. My bad. Yeah. The next take I'll say it. Yeah. Yeah. So, next time can
01:08:10
you say and action? Reach for a cold. The mirror. Right. You did it again. Did
01:08:16
I do it again? Yes. Wow. It doesn't sound like I'm doing Look at me right now. Right. Yeah. Miller. Mirror. No,
01:08:22
not mirror. Oh, this is not Snow White. Oh, okay. Mirror. Mirror on the wall.
01:08:29
Do that. Yeah. And action. Wow. Ebo stepmother. I think if Disney's
01:08:36
going to remake all those movies, they might as well do it with an Asian accent. Speaking of that, thank you for
01:08:41
for bringing it up. Yeah. Thank Thank you for bringing that. What? Speaking of that, thank you. Do you remember that a
01:08:48
couple weeks ago we talked about Snow White? Yeah. And he said he was going to make a certain amount of money. I don't remember it. Yeah. Um he did. Who said
01:08:54
it? Andreas. I'll bet you $100. He was wrong. I was right. How much money has it made so far? Well, we looked. This is
01:09:00
the problem is it's only opening weekend, right? Yeah, it's it did worse than Dumbo. It's not looking good. I
01:09:06
know. It's the worst opening weekend of any Bobby was scared after seeing the trailer and made me cut that portion of
01:09:13
the other episode. So that bed is Wait, no. Just because you cut the [ __ ]
01:09:18
portion doesn't mean that the bed is off. Yeah. Yeah. You don't know. Wait a
01:09:24
minute. Right. I was there. We made a bet, dude. Wait a minute. Ripped up the ticket. You made a bet. Yes. Then you
01:09:30
called him and told him to remove something from the show because I saw a trailer in the movie theater and I go,
01:09:35
"Oh my god, it might be good. It might be good." Yeah. Yeah. I didn't recant it. Right. I didn't
01:09:41
recant take it out of the episode. You know how Disney makes their trailers all magic ma majestic and magical? Did you
01:09:46
make him take it out of the episode? Yes. Yes. Bets are off. You didn't stand by it publicly. So then the bet's off.
01:09:53
That's crazy. You can't you can't do that. And by the way, it was $100. Yeah.
01:09:58
Okay. Okay. You owe him 50 then. That's right. That's right. You own 50. You mean you owe me something? Oh, you owe me 50. You owe me half. You owe me
01:10:04
something. Okay. So, it's only made it's it made 42 million. What? 88 88 worldwide. And it's a $400 million
01:10:09
movie, which means what? Another It's at 270. No, it's a $400 million film with with
01:10:16
advertising all the money that's in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They said they said it's actually north of 400 million. So
01:10:21
they have to make probably 700 million to Oh, they'd have to make close to a
01:10:26
billion for this to be like what they want. Lucrative. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it was And it was um I mean I I difficult
01:10:33
to do live actions based on Well, [ __ ] Yeah. I mean based on u an IP that's already existed.
01:10:41
Yeah. But you don't think it's hard to do much? I think it's easy. That's why they keep doing it. Well, it's easier to do cuz the scripts are already there. I
01:10:47
mean, the ideas are there. But what you can't do is change it is what they try
01:10:53
to do. And what do they try to change it into? Reason is the the the two girls didn't like each other. The two
01:10:59
actresses. Isn't Galado in that? Yeah. She's Maleficent. Yeah. And she's
01:11:04
pro-Israeli because she was on the special forces. Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Time out. What the [ __ ] does that
01:11:10
have to do with Snow White? Is Snow White in Rachel Zgler? Rachel Zgler is pro Pal, you know, pro Palestine. Oh,
01:11:16
that's a real thing. I've never heard that. Yeah. Yeah. And then you know obviously Galado is Israel, right? Of
01:11:21
course. Right. But I don't think that I think what it was was a number of things. Isler is she she what is she? She's
01:11:28
Mexican. She's Mexican. Yeah. Yeah. So I want to tell you something. Okay. There's a couple of other elements to it
01:11:34
and I think we can keep this in. Yeah. Okay. Because I'm very clear about it. I didn't know about the Israel Palestine part of it. So what they hated working
01:11:39
with each other obviously. So the two things that they [ __ ] up. They didn't even want to do a premiere with the two
01:11:45
of them. It will always be free Palestine, she writes. May 20. That's
01:11:50
May 17th, 20. That's May 2021. Yeah. Wow, that's a long time ago. They shot this a long time ago. They shot this
01:11:57
four years ago. No, it had to been two years ago. This from August 12th. I love you all so much. Uh, thank you for the
01:12:02
love and 120 million views on our trailer in just 24 hours. What a whirlwind. I'm in the thick of rehearsals for Romeo and Juliet, so I'm going to get out of here. Bye for now.
01:12:09
And always remember Free Palestine, she says. Rachel Ziggler. That was August 12th. Okay. So, but I don't think that
01:12:16
that was the main thing. There's two other elements. One of Peter Dinklage. Peter Dinklage. He plays all the dwarfs.
01:12:23
No. No. I said on a good guess on a talk show he said um I don't know which one
01:12:28
was like they're doing that Snow White again for these dwarves. You mean it's old thinking when it comes to the way
01:12:35
people look at little people. I think it's [ __ ] Yada yada yada. Disney took him seriously. So they made um the
01:12:42
dwarves just six, you know, about this. Yeah, we already talked about, right?
01:12:47
Those are not the they made an all all CGI. No, it's all CGI now after that. So that those leaks weren't real. Yeah,
01:12:54
those leaks are part They're a group of bandits in the movie and Oh, they are one real dwarf in them. We just saw an
01:13:01
image of it two things ago. There they are right there. They're all CGI. Yeah, they're CGI. They look I heard the CG is
01:13:06
not good. Not great. Right. And then also Rachel Ziggler's comments about,
01:13:11
you know, it's not the 50s, you know what I mean? So we don't need a prince charming because women can, you know
01:13:16
what I mean? You know what I mean? What What can they do? They can't be president. I'll tell you
01:13:23
that. I I know. But they can um they don't need a prince charming to help them in their quest to save them. To
01:13:29
save them. Yeah. And so what's the premise of this film? I haven't seen it. No, I'm serious. It's basically the same
01:13:36
movie. It's just she fights. There's some controversies in it that I think bogged it down. But here's my curiosity.
01:13:43
Mostly it's her the comments outside the movie, but it can't be the [ __ ] Palestine Israel [ __ ] because people
01:13:48
over the people in [ __ ] China that would see this don't give a [ __ ] They don't care. That's what I'm saying. That like the the billions that would be
01:13:54
earned in other parts of the world don't concern themselves with that. You know what I mean? So, it's got to be
01:14:00
something else. It's got to be the buzz the buzz word. Well, the dwarves see it scared kids. That does look a little
01:14:06
creepy. Yeah, some of the kids were scared from it. And then they're supposed to be like likable. You know
01:14:11
what I mean? Lovable. Oh. Oh, that that dwarf on the left. I know him.
01:14:16
Who is it? That is not good. No, no, no. Seriously, I know him. That left. Yeah. He's got some charges pending against
01:14:22
him. Oh, I see. That's probably what did this. And then and the and then the third or fourth controversy is people's
01:14:28
argument. Well, how can Rachel Ziggler be the prettiest one in that world if Galgado is hotter?
01:14:36
Is that what people say? Yeah. People are saying that Galado is prettier. So, it doesn't make any sense, but I don't that could It's another Trump thing.
01:14:41
People are saying if you say people are saying people are saying Ziggler didn't do it for them does it. So, the movie
01:14:49
What do we think this thing is going to is going to cost them? And she's doing Romeo and Juliet now. Yeah. Maybe best
01:14:55
Romeo and Juliet they ever made? DiCaprio. Leo. It was the best. The best. The soundtrack was, by the way, I
01:15:01
had this [ __ ] CD. That soundtrack was so good. That was so good. Look up the music for Romeo and Juliet. So good.
01:15:06
Romeo Plus. Romeo what? Plus? Yeah. Romeo Plus Juliet, right? Whatever the [ __ ] they wanted to. That was so good.
01:15:13
Look at the soundtrack and tell Look at this song here. Zoom in a little bit. Oh, damn. Oh my god. Yeah, dude. [ __ ]
01:15:20
garbage. Number one crush was so good. Desiree Butthole Surfers, the Cardigans. Radio. Radio head, dude. This whole
01:15:27
thing, this I remember this movie being like, man, whoever organized the music. In fact, when I first started working at
01:15:33
my PA job when I first moved out here, I met the guy at the studio who made soundtracks for the movies. Wow. And
01:15:38
they did Bottle Rocket. Oh, I love Bottle Rocket. And I was like, man, dude, what? That's the coolest [ __ ] job on earth. How did you get that? And
01:15:45
he was like, oh, I was in ANR at another at a at a radio, I mean a a record label
01:15:50
and blah blah. And then I was like, what if I want to do that? And he was like, oh man, you're not going to. You could though because you have a vast knowledge
01:15:56
of music. I know. But you know what he said? You have to be sucked into the music world and then they like it. You
01:16:02
know what it is? It's a job. And this is something that you know that our audience it's hard to describe. You know
01:16:07
what it is? It's loopers. Do you know loopers? Yeah. People that don't know what a looper is. When you watch a TV
01:16:13
show and you just see someone in a bar, there's chatter in the background at the bar. That's not real from when they
01:16:20
filmed. They have groups of people called loopers that go in every day to the studios and they do background noise, just chatter and talking to fill
01:16:26
the spaces of television and film and they make incredible money. I'm not even [ __ ] kidding. My old neighbor was a
01:16:33
looper and he made [ __ ] a couple hundred grand a year 10 year 12 years ago and he would just go in every day.
01:16:40
Wow. And loop looper. He was a looper. I love loopers, dude. Look at this.
01:16:45
180,000. Good movie, too. 180 grand to [ __ ] go in every day
01:16:50
just talk in the background. So, I did something gross yesterday. I wasn't going to bring it up. I don't know why
01:16:55
this just brought it up. Tell me if this is wrong. So, I'm doing the last day of
01:17:02
this movie. I was so right. So, I'm in makeup. Last day of the what? This movie I'm in. The last day. Last Yesterday was
01:17:07
my last day. What's it called? New Year's Rev. That is a good title. [ __ ] yeah, dude. New Year's Rev. Yeah. Rev.
01:17:15
Yeah. Who's Rev? It's short for Revolution. Call Just say the whole thing then. Okay. It looks
01:17:21
cool sounds cooler with New Year's Rev. And this is the Green Day movie. Yeah.
01:17:26
And it's produced by Green Green Day. Yeah. It was written by Lee and um and Lee Harvey Oswald. No. Um No, dude. But
01:17:35
any Yeah, those are the kids. So, it's them as it's their story. The story is
01:17:40
the story is three kids that were told that they were going to open for Green Day, but when they show up to the [ __ ] palladium, they were lied to.
01:17:47
So, they try to sneak in and try to get the opening gig still. And I play a security guard. That's not the point.
01:17:53
Okay. The point security. Yeah. Shut the I like security guard. Yeah. Palladium
01:18:01
security. So, they were Welcome to the Palladium. So, I was s I was sitting in makeup,
01:18:06
right? I'm sitting in makeup and they were playing like just standard like rock like killers all that stuff in the
01:18:12
in the thing and I go, "Why are you playing this rock?" They go, "Well, I mean we think Billy's coming in, right?"
01:18:17
I go, "You don't do that." Mhm. And they go, "What do you mean?" I go, "You got to be cool." Got to be cool. Yeah. So I
01:18:23
go, "Put some Brianino on." Right.
01:18:29
He comes out and sits down. Right. I already talked to him before, but I start going, "Yeah." Yeah. So, Brian,
01:18:34
you know, you know, he was the keyboardist for the um Roxy music. Did the first two albums. Became a very
01:18:41
prolific. I think I was purposely talking about Briano. Briano to make Billy think that I knew about music.
01:18:48
What did he say? No, he was like, "Yeah, that's right. That's right." And he did that. He kind of added on. And then after I was done with my thing, I just
01:18:54
kind of went to put my hands in my pocket. Yeah. So, what came first? You guys are jawbreaker, which is another
01:18:59
like three-piece, you know what I mean? Power power power punk back.
01:19:05
Did he hate it? I think so. Yeah. I think he knew what I was doing, right? Yeah. Yeah. I go, "Yeah, I mean, yeah,
01:19:11
but you guys really, you know, you guys really did it, huh?" He's like, "Why'd you bring up Jawbreaker?" I was I don't
01:19:16
know. He didn't say that. I bet you he's was thinking in his mind. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why did you
01:19:21
bring it up? I was You were trying to show off. I'm trying to show him that I have some knowledge about music that we can get some sort of rapport going.
01:19:28
Although I've known him for many years, you know what I mean? But it's like, you know, I did a little social things, right, that were gross in my mind at the
01:19:35
time, but I don't know if anyone thought knew I It's not that big of a deal. It's not that big of a deal. Can I get your line as a security guard? What's a line?
01:19:41
I have a lot of lines in it. What are they? Um I mean, I could pull out my sides.
01:19:48
You don't remember them? No, because I mean it's okay. So,
01:19:53
um, let me Okay, yesterday's line was um, you know, I'm not offended that you
01:19:59
snuck in. It's the lying I care about. Like, you don't know Green Day. And then Billy Joel walks by. I go, "Oh, here's
01:20:05
your chance. Hey, Billy Joe, you know this kid, right?" And this the kid go and then Billy actually turns around and
01:20:10
go, "Oh, I heard your demo. [ __ ] amazing." And in the midst of their
01:20:15
conversation, I'm jealous, right? because this kid does know, right? Mhm. So, I just got blurred out. I play the
01:20:21
keys. I'm in an experimental jazz band, you know? I I went to church with Jer um Keith Jarrett, which is a random thing,
01:20:28
you know what I mean? My name is Otis Wong. Some people call me the Wong, you know what I mean? And he just kind of
01:20:34
drifts away and then um the kid just goes pats me in the, you know, in the chest and he walks away. That was
01:20:40
yesterday's one of the scenes yesterday. It's going to be good. This is going to
01:20:46
be good. I hate that you did this. What did I do? Did you read it just like that? No, I was just trying to
01:20:52
remememorize like think I think it's going to be good. I hate what you're doing right now. I didn't do anything. I
01:20:58
think it's going to be good. Bobby Lee. Am I even in the Oh my god. McKenna Grace, Jenna Fischer, Mason Thomas,
01:21:04
Fred. Damn, there's a lot of people in there. Angela Kingsley, Kinsley. Okay. Trey Cool. Yeah, Trey Cool. Well, the
01:21:11
whole band is obviously. Go all the way down to the last credit. That's where I'd be. No, you wouldn't be. Bar patron.
01:21:18
Yeah. Yeah. You be Matt West Fallon. I got a little bit advice to Maurice
01:21:24
Quintel Simmons. Yeah. Just just do Maurice. Do you remember any of your lines from Dave? Oh god. Yeah. Tell me
01:21:30
one. Um Dave, come on. We have to get back to
01:21:35
making the album. The whole [ __ ] show. Very good. The whole [ __ ] show. Come on, Dave. Stop
01:21:42
goofing around. So it wasn't that embarrassing what I did. Nothing that people would do. No. Yeah. It's not as
01:21:49
embarrassing as the Bong Junho the director thing. I don't think that was that embarrassing. That wasn't that's not on you. That's on that guy [ __ ]
01:21:56
putting you in that position. Yeah. Yeah. And I feel like that guy owes me a job. You know what he did? Yeah. He did
01:22:01
a simple thing where you know when someone says like, "Oh, I've seen that thing that you did." And they're
01:22:06
probably thinking of something that you did. That's not what I'm thinking. You think he thought you were in that other
01:22:12
show? I think Jimmy O Yang was on it and he didn't boggle the name. No [ __ ] way. You don't look anything like Jimmy. He I if he liked that show or movie that
01:22:19
much. You really think he wouldn't know who the [ __ ] you are? I think he thought of something else and mistook the title for a thing that you did. Oh, we I loved
01:22:25
you on Wrong Missy with that hotel line. Give me the line. Welcome to the hotel. So good. You kill it. I can't believe
01:22:33
White Lotus didn't call. You're a movie star, man. You've always been a movie star.
01:22:39
You're a movie star. Anyway, thank you for being a bad friend. [Music]
01:22:48
It's all ruined. You didn't get the pistachio one. We're going to cut this whole segment out. I'm going to get the
01:22:54
donuts next time. Okay. We're cutting this out. Okay. Okay. None of these are winchels.
01:23:00
Some of them are. Mm- Those. Oh, I know. I can tell. Okay. And I got to tell you,
01:23:07
try one of those. Just show try one of those in that box. I'm dead serious. Try Let me see. This is the windshield. Let
01:23:12
me see what they have. Let me see which one. Yeah, try that one. This is Okay. [ __ ] terrible.
01:23:20
That's so The breading. The breading. Eat the pink one with the breading. I love eating the pink one.
01:23:26
And if you lie about this, I Oh, no. Oh, wow. It's You know it,
01:23:34
right? Woo!
01:23:39
Yeah! Woo! Yeah!
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