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eve even Boston Massachusetts andrewsantino.com [Music]
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[Music] we're bad friends welcome back to
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splitting up together three of the best castmates on earth once again it is the
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return of the mole woman oh wait yeah let it play out
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Pete that's the way to do it what is that hey girl is that is that a new girl I mean New Girl New Girl welcome back to
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everyone's favorite podcast splitting up together featuring Rudy Jules and the
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one and only kalilaku [Music] sitting in the hot seat today is
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you know my last name is not that's not how you
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say it the racial slur is it really cool how do
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you say your last name so much better that way isn't it
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no ah Rudy Rudy wasn't here on time we were here 15 minutes ago Rudy forgot
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that it was bad friend's day she's gonna blame fancy B is that true yeah cause I thought he said Thursday expect your
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test your text yeah no I think the original way you said it check your test
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check Test please check your test and then he text Ed again yesterday and I thought he'd
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change it to 8 P.M Thursday yeah but it's Wednesday 8 P.M 8 A.M Wednesday you
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know what I found a better a better you in the Philippines really who yeah it's
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like you know it looked like you but she's way cooler looks like you it talks like you it walks like you what do you
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mean is this a woman that you fall in love with so you're leaving your wife for a woman you met in the Philippines I know who it is
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it's your little sister oh is that your little sister oh Rudy and is she doing
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the eat [ __ ] thing yeah I don't think that's okay how old is she 14. yeah
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let's not that's not okay for her to zoom in on that she looks just like you that's so wild you guys have the same
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um what is it the thing you know that people can point out if it's the eyes of the mouth or the nose it's nose mouth
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it's right here it's just a little nose mouth this little part right here is the most alike do the do the [ __ ] eat thing
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with your look at me yeah that's your little sister he's in a pod she's 14 years old so
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fancy yeah she's smarter than Jules is she really yeah she's a genius is she
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really she taught herself Japanese over the pandemic she's like fluent in Japanese now she's just she's one of
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those girls that is just so switched on she talks about her gay Awakening in like oh really just like like matter of
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fact she gay she's she they she's well she hasn't determined her pronouns yet
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but she says that she is she's talked about her gay Awakening wow pull this closer I can't hear you that way
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um am I Rudy today you are yeah get closer to the mic God man you brown people it's hard to control
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wait so she has a gay Awakening she doesn't know if she's a she she's not a she doesn't know her pronouns that's what it is yeah I don't she hasn't
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figured that out yeah what are your pronouns she her what are yours
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everybody sees me goes ugh uh uh the big cheese the big Cheeto I
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don't but I'm gonna call the imma call to him I'm a call to him but I refuse to
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like when people put it in their emails or any of that stuff that drives me nuts I do that in college I know because
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you're in a liberal [ __ ] College college is making people do stuff like
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that now right yeah you got to say do you when you introduce yourself to the class you have to say your pronouns and even on Zoom you have to put it on your
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name yeah but if you don't put it who cares no but it's just they say it like
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when the teacher says if you want just put it it's better oh so it's just a suggestion it's not a
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requirement yeah that's true I mean the world is look there's a woman running for Orange County Congress names just to
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bring up a picture of Michelle Steele I don't know if you know this woman the one thing she hates the most what do you
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think it is that Michelle still the Korean um immigrant running for Orange County Congress what do you think Michelle still hates the most
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let me think give you both one guess uh Koreans oh no she loves Koreans what
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do you think she hates Filipino China she hates China oh yeah she did a whole commercial on how much
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she doesn't like China it's very she's like we must stop China I always thought I wanted a Chinese husband did you
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really yeah because like for the Moon
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my God shoot for the Moon
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a Chinese husband why um because I have a lot of like Korean
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friends that are female yeah and um watch this oh [ __ ] did nobody tell you
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nobody told you you have lipstick on your teeth I couldn't see you [ __ ] Jules even if you saw it you wouldn't tell me dude that's the most [ __ ] up
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[ __ ] he's [ __ ] up you know you would you know you saw lipstick on her teeth I didn't see you're a liar you're a bad
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girl also Jules like knowing that I'm single and I need the extra help you're not gonna tell me I will tell you if
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there's boogers or anything what was there what was just going on there you made the decision to not tell her
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I didn't see and she was already talking so I just you're a little [ __ ] scumbag pal just because you're in a
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relationship she's single let her [ __ ] catch and you're out there locked up so you want
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you don't want other people to prosper is that what it is no but I thought I had monkey pox she really did think she
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had it from your boyfriend yeah okay I was good
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in my body and I told atikulaya's sister and she said go to urgent care now yeah
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well if I had the bumps didn't look like postulate pustular that's the word
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question it didn't look like [ __ ] I would have probably just say said like hey like
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look at the dogs they're all itching probably fleas right you probably just had fleas postular is a word by the way
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is it this type of uh psoriasis cause reddish scaly pus-filled bumps so you
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have psoriasis they were not pustular oh give me nope
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give me uh non-pustular red bumps let's see what you could have had because Google's gonna be better than whatever doctors have to say what the [ __ ] do
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they know uh oh 25 causes so we could be any acne
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was it no cold sore was it herpes herpes oh it is a new boyfriend it wasn't on my
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lips corns and calluses no skin tags no which is that's andreas's nickname a
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nodule no by the way go back up how do you even explain a [ __ ] nodule if
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someone's like what is it you're like it looks it's like I burned myself with a lighter and you're like well how did you get it like I have absolutely no [ __ ]
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idea if that appears on your skin don't you think you're dying yeah absolutely I'm thinking I'm dying if I have a
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little it looks like there's a mole underneath my skin I think I'm dying it it just looks like a blister
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yeah but it looks like a burn blade but if it appeared without any sort of burning wouldn't you panic if that's
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lumped here's the deal the proximity of a weird skin thing to your genitalia means everything if it's on your arm
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don't care have you never had an ingrown like a giant ingrown close to your dick no oh God so girls get it all the time
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because we we have to wax and shave and it's just the worst so do you have a
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panic moment as soon as you look down and you see that you think okay well now I've got now I've got the herbs yes all
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the time I think that I I've never had an ingrown hair near the only thing I talked about this
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today with my buddy Corey I had one STD in college I had molluscum do you know what that is look it up it's like a skin
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rash but I had full-on panic attack do a image it's sexually transmitted it's a
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skin molluscum uh skin rash it's like that is exactly right this is what you had on your arm
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you little you little dirty [ __ ] this was on my pelvis so that like I
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said the proximity of this to your penis look at what that looks like what do you think that is it looks a little like syphilitic oh no that actually looks
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kind of like herpes herpes that's exactly right so it was on just my pelvis wasn't on my wasn't on my Papito it wasn't on my Pepito it was just on
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the right it was on the runway and I gotta tell you [ __ ] I spiraled for
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like three days and I was bawling I was crying and I was like I and the girl that I had had sex with I had used a
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condom use protection and I thought how could this happen I used a condom it was on my pelvis and I thought what if
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it starts to move its way down to my wiener is it an actual sexually transmitted disease or it's just a skin
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the skin thing so my doctor said after I finally got the I was scared to go in because I was scared to hear the truth
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so I finally went in and he was like what that's he gave me like a cream and a pill and it was gone and like I'm not
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kidding like the same day and he was like it's a it's a skin rash it's kind of like you know like jock itch and all
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that stuff and like athlete's foot and all these things he's like it's a skin fungus but it's typically transmitted
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it's actually because it gets around this area a lot you know what's so [ __ ] up this is so mean to say but she
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looked like someone that would give me molluscum if you never even knew what it was if someone goes that girl gives Santino molluscum he'd go oh yeah can I
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guess what she looked like go please go for it did she look like a smashly dark hair I think her name was Ashley
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really I swear to God I swear to God in my life she has the dimples on her lower back you better
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believe it does she have a tattoo in between them yeah you better believe it
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that's the thing that her generation will never have to experience is like [ __ ] stamps and all that they're coming back though are they oh yeah 100 girls
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are getting [ __ ] stamps again wow because what because you got the the thing you've stolen from our generation you guys are wearing really really baggy
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jeans that's our that was that was our childhood really baggy jeans and also
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you're stealing brands from our generation which is [ __ ] insane to me like stucy's the biggest it's ever been
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it's huge stussy's huge dude and do you know what this is no yeah it's back now
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young people like it you've never seen this when I was a kid it was dope
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it's now it's cool it's like cool again it's just so funny you guys are stealing all of our [ __ ] well I hope you steal
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all of our dumb [ __ ] too like lower back tattoos I hope you guys get a little bit of that sauce it's
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you better not get a [ __ ] lower back tattoo don't do it Jules also though they steal some elements of it like the
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low-rise jeans they're back but they don't know how low we went our zippers were this short tiny little Zips in the
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late 90s can I say that on the show I love them tiny little Zips both Asian we
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accept tiny little zippers but we did you had low rise your p and
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they were the cool thing was back back in the day to have your pants so low that women would sometimes wear like men
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boxers or like uh boxer brief underwear and then they would rise above them and you could see both of them that [ __ ] was
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hot on Tick Tock they have the song thing that's a whale tail that's my it's a whale tail yeah that's thievery yeah
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you guys are stealing you know what the [ __ ] up thing is about fashion you'll see some [ __ ] and immediately I'm like
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yeah this is just someone took a took a shot you just have to take a shot and look weird you saw the tape girls did
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you see the the tape girls do the black tape girls runway models wearing only black tape this is a this guy [ __ ]
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has tricked the world this is insane he went to I don't even know it was like yeah it was Miami these
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women are literally wearing electrical tape over their entire [ __ ] body and this
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like blew up in the scene people are upset I know this girl by the way I personally know this person she's worked
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with a friend of ours uh she's a model out here in LA and she went down there to do this campaign she's so hot her
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name's zida yeah this would leave me a interesting trail of eczema look at that contact
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dermatitis big time you wanna you'd want to talk about ingrown hairs
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but here's the thing zoom in a little bit how do you get that off your titties that doesn't hurt your nipples when
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you're ripping tape off your tits well girls are used to suffering though for the sake of fashion that is something
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that we just kind of um have done our whole lives because a thong is not
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comfortable and also the Beastie yeasties you get anytime I see a girl with on with a thong on I'm like oh
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she's rolling the dice yeah you know a Beastie sees it right around the corner just rumbling down there oh my God and
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like it doesn't catch the discharge so you know it's just oozing from the side
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Drip Drop we should invent something to catch it though like okay I'm okay with
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the song Part being really thin but it's got to have a bigger [ __ ] catcher or the juice catcher yeah a pjc a [ __ ]
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juice catcher just a little cup you know like the I learned about the um I learned about the uh menstrual cups
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menstrual cups wow I learned about this this is I copping I thought was
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something completely different Michael Phelps gets the okay okay that's an Olympic thing have you ever cupped
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have you ever done a menstrual cup oh I've done both and then
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I did old school cupping yeah I've done cupping on the back yeah yeah um and then Jules tried to teach me how
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to use a menstrual cupping wow and I couldn't figure out how to get
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it out so I was in the cold hard floor of my bathroom having to like birth it out you had to why because it was so it
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was just so attached I had to push it out like it was a baby I something happened and I'm totally scarred by it
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but all these girls they just do it so efficiently and I I'm just not wanted so you only be cupping wow it's so much
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better for you tampons are like toxic I know I read this whole thing about tampons with the amount of bleach that's in there it's like really bad for you
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anyway and then the women that get if it you know if they stay in too long you get uh
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toxic shock syndrome and you can die from it which I heard years ago when I was a kid I think like my mom to my
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sister or something that it was like you can't do that all night you can't leave a tampon in all night and then as I got
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older then you read all this other stuff that they're like it's dyed cotton it's yeah so it's like bleach cotton sitting
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inside of your body all day so I get the cup dog you be cupping it's so much easier but you have to like force
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yeah does it make a suck noise yeah then you have to pull it to make it tight so
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it won't go out right yeah yeah I've just opted to free bleed
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you'd be free blading if I'm home and I have nowhere to be I've I freely tight
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and the dogs love it that's too much wait a minute we're there already
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because the dogs can smell it and they love it God I really want to show you a really bad video of my dog just going
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ham on my show me free bleed panty so wait a minute they eat the panties they
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like live in it oh no show me the video you know what's interesting about my dog is uh she's a little she's a girl and
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when I come home she always sniffs she always goes to my crotch she wants to be up on my left up on my legs to bury her head in my crotch never does that to my
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wife ever never does that to her she always wants to be down by her legs but when I come home she puts her head by my
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crotch and even when she's done sniffing she'll turn her ear to it like she's listening
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yeah a little [ __ ] a cockshell yeah [Laughter]
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you can hear all the [ __ ] I'm not getting in the cockshell far far away she will though she'll put her head
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right and she'll rest her head underneath my balls and it's so funny because when she sleeps when she jumps in the bed with us oh this is what I do
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want to know when she sleeps in the bed with us I think when she's on her period the dog
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will come to my side of the bed your dog doesn't like your wife's panties no no does not in fact in fact by the way
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you know how everybody's doggy there's like panties or socks or underwear or the dogs always have like a thing some
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dogs traditionally have shoes and all that stuff none of these things except for dirty shorts dirty my running shorts
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if I leave them in the other room yeah loves because I think it's [ __ ] and
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ball sweat and she really likes [ __ ] and ball sweat this is just a pervert
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my dog that way pal no but she is she likes [ __ ] and ball sweat I think that that she likes that smell that like
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maybe she wants her dick
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clip it flip it for the internet [Laughter]
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she but it is funny she does not she's not a penny dog both of your dogs are
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panty dogs all of the dogs but it's not just my panty it's everyone's panty like I've had people over and have lost three
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or four underwear Julio Julio is a big Clipper but they take turns so like usually Julio will go first and when
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he's done then Gobi will kind of tag him you know tag herself in here I'm sending it to you fancy wow the video
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it's amazing I'm I'm so over your knee yeah it's so funny
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after all after how many years two years I told her to pull the mic closer you both of the Filipinos in this [ __ ]
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room by the way thanks for the invite to the Philippines fancy well it was such a wonderful trip you
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you missed like you know he he was a ray of sunshine
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it is so funny because we texted we texted while he was there because we were trying to organize all this [ __ ] and uh I can tell fancy got a little
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dose a little dose of what there was one point where I was just so proud of fancy
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for sticking it to Bobby and saying you know what you're going to need more discipline
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than this did you go for it huh you told him what the [ __ ] is up yeah he said he was going to stretch me
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after that you want me to stretch you out what an idiot by the way he's such a [ __ ] liar the guy told me we were
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texting for a second a second and he said uh he has food poisoning did he
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tell you this lie did he get food poisoning there [ __ ] liar I knew he didn't get [ __ ] food but no you know I I saw
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Imodium at home so I think it's true it was just had bubble guts not food poisoning um because you know food
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poisoning lasts food poisoning lasts he said that on the plane he had to get up every two minutes but you know
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um he does have a very sensitive stomach softy tummy yeah am I crazy or is this
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an exceptionally hard to open let a man do it
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but I just realized that Bobby is like a writer who doesn't like to write you know he
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a right a writer who doesn't like to write he has like yeah he hates the process of making things yeah but he
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likes to have them made yes all right let's let's check out this video
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oh my God so that was a pair of panties with blood on him and you just work out sweat workouts oh my God rolling in it
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rolling in it that's insane wait for it oh my God
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look he's like seizing ah [ __ ] oh pushing oh my gosh but you
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know like every man look what he does at the end when he's done when he's gotten what he needs when he comes look what he gets
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when he needs after he's had everything he's ever gotten he's toiled around
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he's ripping it apart a little bit oh yeah I have so many holes on all my underwear but I just can't you know they like it
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so why would I this is like a post-workout on oh when he's done he just shakes it off I gotta get out of
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here and then the second one comes in right after a tag team yeah tag team
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feels like that one's a good one that's insane they like it so much that's so crazy is this super common and
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I just don't know golden oh look he's taking it she's a little bit more delicate about it she just likes to chew
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that's the cuddle Just A Lover see that's a lover yeah I just want to nibble on your
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little dirty panties imagine that's something if they asked you they're like could I nibble on your dirty panties and
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your other dog is like Bears give up give me the [ __ ] penis give them to me now you should sell your [ __ ]
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panties to dog owners you know how much money you would make doing that that's your new only fans only dogs
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only dogs with kalila you sell your used panties I mean can you imagine the
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amount of money these people that are selling their used [ __ ] online I saw a girl that sells just her [ __ ] dirty socks nothing else no nudity no none of
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that [ __ ] she was making 20 grand a month does she have 20 grand a month name because that girl the fart girl the
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fart in a jar girl she was already on 90 Day Fiance no yeah she was famous this girl is a right this girl had been
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established as something else on the internet before I see but even still who the [ __ ] is buying you socks what are
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you doing with them oh well never mind I for a second I was like what am I talking about I wonder what they look
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for like is this sound because I don't I've never had smelly feet in my life never never okay you work out all day
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long at the end of a long day and my feet have never and my feet sweat a lot they have never smelled whatever do you
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have smelly feet only when I wear my socks for a week oh well that makes perfect [ __ ] sense
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yeah you wear the same pair of socks for one whole week do you need some money
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wait why would you do that you don't want to change it I don't want to do laundry
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can I tell you something I just buy it this is new those are new
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socks dude I like new socks so much when I'm traveling and on tour I will bring three pairs of socks for
00:25:20
one day one for the plane one for like when I go to work out and then one for when I go to the show I have to change
00:25:27
stock you don't like the feeling of new socks I don't really care okay but when
00:25:32
you take them off there for a long day they don't they're not like yucky and no no
00:25:37
smell your feet right now it is yeah but just smell your raw foot
00:25:42
what are we talking nothing nothing maybe maybe filipino's feet don't stink
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yeah I don't think so white people's feet stink yeah Bobby sweets think really bad yeah he's got that kind of
00:25:54
white guy in him a little bit sand that's a San Diego Highway feed that's how that is
00:26:00
whose feet do you think stink the most out of the crew out of you guys who do you think for real out of the whole crew
00:26:05
I can George see I my instinct is George but I but I gotta tell you something something says Carlos might have some
00:26:12
stanky ass feet oh interesting I should know this I'm I am his lover after all
00:26:17
well you guys yeah I was just gonna say this trist that's been going on between you guys is just look I approve
00:26:24
just because you know everybody loves a good mixed baby so at least he's not a normal maybe Mexico
00:26:31
yeah because he's not or Philly Max cuter Philly Max you gotta name him
00:26:37
Philly Max you know it took this long to realize that Will and Jada name their kids
00:26:43
Jaden and Willow after them the internet just did a whole thing on it and I literally did the same
00:26:49
thing you just did I was like I guess I never thought about that at all he's making a comeback by the way Will
00:26:55
Smith is do you see what he's doing you see the movie he's doing holy [ __ ] is this a way for him to come back and not have anything be said about him at all
00:27:01
things called emancipation All Is Forgiven I don't give a [ __ ] if you hit Chris
00:27:07
Rock I gotta tell you that's amazing I'd love to be a part of something like this but I just know that they're just gonna cast me as that
00:27:14
guy you know what I mean I say I want to be a part of a movie I'm going to be the crazy racist white guy it's like you're
00:27:20
not belong here boy right there my grandma was a redhead was she really son of a [ __ ]
00:27:28
you got any red blood in you baby no no I know I can tell that's a great jungle
00:27:33
out there but there's no Ginger um show the video to kalila I want to
00:27:40
show I want her to see this this is this is very funny so so let me give some preface to this this is a local news
00:27:45
station you know local news is always great fodder you know what I mean it's always good fodder um not local here this is Texas sorry
00:27:52
but uh it's Halloween time almost and boy oh boy
00:27:58
you know the goblins and ghouls are out and this lady is both of those things [Laughter]
00:28:04
go ahead a worst case scenario is that you unleash hell on your kids and in
00:28:12
your home Jamie Gooch is a mother of three and the owner of Gooch Family Farm Troy I love everything to do with house
00:28:20
and home I believe everything starts here it Grieves me the thought of exposing our kids to Darkness the whole
00:28:28
movie is based on which is harvesting children for blood sacrifice
00:28:34
[Laughter] these people vote these people live
00:28:40
and you've got to get I hope the Big Stone comes soon you've got to give her a
00:28:47
break it must not be a KitKat is that what you're talking about it can't have been easy growing up with a last name
00:28:53
Gooch yeah that's true [ __ ] Gooch Gucci cooch there's
00:29:00
something that I realized this woman is Evil by the way sure and you I can tell you
00:29:05
um a clear-cut sign is that she rarely blinks yes when people when people don't
00:29:10
blink I'm like how how like what what demonic force is allowing your eyes to
00:29:16
stay open when the wind is blowing go back and let's just go from the beginning turn off the volume let's just see how many times if she blinks she's a
00:29:23
redhead yeah no she's not this right right here holding tight
00:29:28
pause it on the fam love gotta love the gooches how Gooch to the left is gonna be a
00:29:35
cutie I think yeah Aaron Carter type yes yeah he might but I gotta tell you something
00:29:41
daddy gooch this is what happened look take this the wrong way if you want to America this is
00:29:48
what happens when you stay at home and you got nothing going on
00:29:54
and you're focusing too much on stuff that doesn't mean anything because no offense I don't think she does anything
00:29:59
all day she may have a job I highly [ __ ] doubt it because she said the house and home is her only focus and you
00:30:06
got to know she spent too much time and after the house is cleaned and the kids are fed and they're off to school and papa Gooch is off selling in [ __ ]
00:30:13
insurance he's slinging that [ __ ] life insurance she's at home she's cooked
00:30:19
everything she's cleaned everything she's sad the wine is gone and now she's focusing on what's infiltrating house
00:30:25
and home Hocus Pocus too the evils of Disney Plus
00:30:31
good for her dude you know these people also hated Moana because you know oh well we know
00:30:37
that tracks I look I don't think princess I think princesses can be brown
00:30:42
I'm just saying I don't think they are brown that's what I mean that what I meant was like the same argument about
00:30:48
[ __ ] Little Mermaid being black I'm the biggest Little Mermaid fan like I know not just all the songs I know every
00:30:54
word from beginning to end do you really I can recite the whole thing I've got who's it and what's up
00:31:00
thingama Bobs I got 20 20. but who cares
00:31:07
I want more what a good movie by the way also a redhead
00:31:12
right and by the way keep her red that's why I'm against The Black Mermaid
00:31:17
keeper red but she does have red hair keep her white and red so stupid we should be more concerned
00:31:24
with them drawing penises in the castles that they used to do remember that in the priest getting a boner yeah do you know about this
00:31:30
do the penis castle for The Little Mermaid cover this is like one of the most classic things on planet Earth
00:31:35
the original animators drew a penis in the original artwork of the castle look at that [ __ ] right they do like
00:31:41
subliminal stuff right yeah the sex the owner do the priest gets a boner show
00:31:46
that image in the middle of them getting married on the boat the priest is [ __ ] rock hard because a little boy I
00:31:52
think walks by in front of him moment before foreign so there they are getting married on the
00:31:58
boat right they're trying to stall the wedding right who is the sun's going down
00:32:05
before the sun sets on the third day that's right
00:32:12
oh there it was and look at the priest's legs when you look here you see it
00:32:18
it's very subtle hold on let it play out because I bet they'll show there it is oh my God
00:32:26
that's disgusting why would they make him have a boner but I get it she does look hot there
00:32:31
little priests are horny yeah they don't get the [ __ ] these guys don't get the [ __ ] unless it's somebody's kids
00:32:38
bad people priests not all of them just almost all of them
00:32:44
they had a campaign not all priests that just did not do well think about Kanye's White lives matter
00:32:51
shirt Jules what do you think did you see it I saw some a bit of clip on Tick Tock
00:32:57
because you're anti-whites we've talked about it on the show you know this right she hates whites and we love that that
00:33:03
we are pro your hate for whites and what do you feel about this now do
00:33:08
you hate Kanye I think yeah yeah you do I think really liked what um Charlemagne
00:33:15
said about it it was super it was sure what Charlemagne said was actually extremely
00:33:20
um like extremely well set it was like everything he said I was like that's a good point that's a good point that like
00:33:27
everything he said beat by beat was really really good because I think that you know he Cycles in and out of his
00:33:33
Seasons Kanye does but there's you know several times like some Seasons he
00:33:39
really does seek white validation 100 he that's why he plays this game that's Candace [ __ ] Owens you know who that
00:33:45
is right she's a republican political pundit but what I find interesting is that you know how he made a big fuss
00:33:52
about Adidas and all of these Brands allegedly sort of like stealing his work
00:33:59
and profiting but there is a small um designer who apparently he stole all
00:34:05
of like the creative stuff from who's not getting a lot of the credit didn't they sue him too or went away I mean
00:34:12
something happened where like he got into a or he or he or they um settled out of court or something like that for
00:34:17
stealing some of the designs here's the biggest problem think about the little Asian kid that
00:34:23
made that shirt that's what I'm more concerned about these white lives matter shirt they're being made by little tiny Jewels little Rudies your little sister
00:34:30
your little your little mouth V sister what's her name Isa Issa right that's really sad is
00:34:36
that Jules is just now getting into older Kanye albums oh it's so good yes
00:34:42
it is so good it almost makes up for all this kind of con this stuff it's just like when you see why lives matter I go
00:34:48
what are you doing this guy's an idiot then you you know you go back and listen to College Dropout and you're like you better believe it's [ __ ] it's worth
00:34:54
all that stuff college or what album do you like the most
00:34:59
I think College Dropout yeah it's so [ __ ] good there's a serial killer Stockton
00:35:05
right now yeah yeah are you serious I didn't think serial killers were a thing anymore Stockton serial killer
00:35:11
everything we know and don't know so far how many people has a guy killed six whoa six is a lot
00:35:19
who was killed 35 year old Paul Alexander Yao 43 year old Salvador Williams at least he's being diverse in
00:35:25
his murder 21 year old Jonathan Hernandez Rodriguez oh there is a theme yeah there is Juan
00:35:32
Cruz and her Lorenzo Lopez and God bless the dead and God Rest the dead sorry about that that's disgusting
00:35:37
so this guy the 46 year old black woman is the only known survivor of the shooting oh he's
00:35:42
shooting people that's not a serial killer that's insane yeah I feel like that's not a very clever way to yeah a
00:35:49
gun is a cop-out by the way do you see all the [ __ ] heat that that uh uh whatchamacallit's getting from the lgbtq
00:35:55
community um Dahmer they're they're pissed because it was in Netflix's subcategory as lgbtq oh [ __ ]
00:36:03
yeah and they got [ __ ] livid about it not crime and they were like why are you sexualizing this guy homophobic
00:36:10
hypocrisy and differing reactions to yeah Netflix uh resurrects Dom or
00:36:16
triggering criticism by the way have you guys seen it I haven't yet it's [ __ ] awesome it's this kid Evan Peters
00:36:24
give whatever he wants give him all of it what he was Manson right he did Manson wait did he do
00:36:30
Manson and um American Horror Story uh oh right isn't that what he did yeah I'm almost positive this guy's [ __ ] gr
00:36:37
dude he's awesome yeah I love him and look at how ambiguous he looks he looks like he could be everybody and nobody he
00:36:44
looks like a little bit like a Jesse uh Eisenberg a little bit there there he looks like a guy played high school
00:36:49
basketball with and the bottom one he looks like the guy and there he looks like a sexy sexy
00:36:55
serial killer they did buff him up too when he takes his shirt off do Evan Peter's shirtless Dahmer but Dahmer was
00:37:02
not buff I thought it was kind of scrawny no he was actually kind of a good sized guy because that's why he was
00:37:07
able to hold down all these other victims look at him up there go yeah no that's not it that's not it that's not it go to
00:37:13
one of the frames up top from Dahmer look at that hey oh Rudy see he's hot
00:37:19
yeah yeah yeah this is the guy on the left is a guy that was jogging that's not him
00:37:25
that's not him there you go there he is you know what I mean I hate to say it
00:37:35
do you hate this hand though I'd let him kill me stop it that's awful
00:37:41
I mean we're more his type than you because I think he liked um Southeast Asians that's not true black men mostly black
00:37:48
men oh but definitely like um but I guess you're closer to a black man than me yeah of course you kind of look like
00:37:54
a black guy well know my mom like Filipinos right like in the mountainous regions before Spanish colonization we called them
00:38:01
before his people don't shake your [ __ ] head at what your people did you scumbag for Education before whoa this guy's a
00:38:10
bad person turns out before we enslave your people and gave you books is that what you tried to say
00:38:16
you pig I was so proud to tell him when we got to the Philippines I'm like do you know that this is where Magellan
00:38:22
died where he was slaughtered yeah scumbag how did they kill him I hope they killed
00:38:28
him slow oh it was like this so I'll tell you exactly how they killed Magellan so it was actually in the water
00:38:35
so the Spanish Fleet would come in yeah and they would try to you know walk on very shallow water to get to the land
00:38:42
and so these men would hold their breaths underwater and when the men would try to walk on the water they
00:38:48
would like emerge from the water and just so dope that's so [ __ ] dope
00:38:54
Magellan you got gas and my little breath-holding Filipino little like
00:39:00
Lapu-Lapu was like four foot five he had to jump up grab him and then
00:39:06
throw his throw right yeah can you imagine he's like
00:39:11
trying to get this little bit [ __ ] little tiny Filipino off his back what does a Filipino little person look like
00:39:16
that's got to be almost non-existent like an LP Filipino um no we have a lot an lpp yeah it's
00:39:23
just you down with lpp yeah you know me um yeah just like a regular little
00:39:29
person no they got to be shorter there's no chance they're not smaller look at how tiny most of your people are oh oh
00:39:35
my God it's like a collector's item it's like a wedding cake topper
00:39:41
that's so cute that's like one of my bobble head guys that's like what you get at a baseball game it's little person Filipino collectors night I you
00:39:49
know what I hate to say this or brag about my country but we have way cuter Little People your little people are
00:39:55
very cute zoom in on these two these two lovable items by the way and this is back when you're talking about this a
00:40:01
time period you can tell from how old this is this is back when people in general weren't that good looking you know it's
00:40:07
like you go back in time there's way more hotter people now than there's ever been and there will be exponentially As Time grows you go back
00:40:14
in the books almost nobody was good looking like what what year is that say on there I think it's because there were 18 what
00:40:21
1940 19 foot go Okay Google Google photos right now of like average family
00:40:27
in 1914 and look at how [ __ ] ugly these people are gonna be you just go with Google image let's see what the
00:40:33
average family in 1914 look at the [ __ ] look at how wretched these people are
00:40:39
horrific look at that little girl down on the right look at how ugly that kid is I'd leave
00:40:44
that outside not bringing that in wait a second this is what the average people look like
00:40:50
horrific people but don't you think it's because of like vitamin deficiencies and
00:40:56
all right now you're making fun of whites I understand I know what you're doing no it's also because we just didn't know how to care for ourselves at
00:41:02
all at all look at that let's just see you you ate
00:41:07
till you died you ate and drank whatever you could but I mean in some cultures like you know more meat really was the
00:41:15
beauty standard right the fatter you were the better you were yeah look at all these look look at my look at the
00:41:21
mama by the way she's 19 that mother that's what a 19 year old woman looked like in 1914.
00:41:28
where do farts go when you hold them in um because I held one in today and I'm not kidding my eyes hurt yeah well I
00:41:35
used to do that a lot when I was working at Abercrombie folding clothes um I would squat down and I don't know
00:41:42
why I like the image of you folding t-shirts just like
00:41:48
just holding in a fart like the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out here I'm following your shirt well I'm not a crop
00:41:54
duster that's just not my vibe really no like I don't like to ruin people's days like that so I would it would bubble up
00:42:02
to my kidneys and I would have extreme flank pain and I could barely walk home because I had to walk home after work
00:42:08
and I remember just like always just being in pure suffering when I'd hold him in so they go somewhere probably out
00:42:14
your eyeballs at some point because it hurt the back of my eyes hurt I held one in so deep and it just hurt my it just
00:42:19
it just was so uncomfortable when you block a fire from escaping some of the gas can pass through your gut and be
00:42:24
reabsorbed into your bloodstream you got fart blood from there it could end up being exhaled through your lungs coming
00:42:30
out of your mouth via exhaling so you can actually burp a fart is that why bad breath happens oh
00:42:36
that's exactly what it is you've been burping a lot of farts in this room sometimes I always I always hold my fart in school
00:42:44
that's why look problems babe you gotta let it out yeah or else it's gonna come out your mouth but it's gonna be smelly
00:42:50
I know but would rather have a smelly a burp mouth or be in such excruciating pain that you're probably hurting your
00:42:56
insides my mouth okay [Laughter] see what I mean I can't believe you can
00:43:02
get a fart you can fart out of your mouth I'll tell you someone farting right no
00:43:08
oh that was such a polite one that's mostly almost is like so more
00:43:15
unattractive than a yeah it was too cute well I'm I held it I just squeezed I
00:43:20
squeezed my farts uh make the the onomatopoeia of like a town in the Philippines
00:43:27
[Laughter] isn't that sound like a town from where
00:43:33
you're from yeah [Laughter] my farts always have a name of a town
00:43:38
from the Philippines
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so when Andreas got these wigs he was he was like this is for the thumbnail
00:45:00
okay you have your hair net
00:45:06
I gotta pack the hair net right so I work in a cafeteria honestly you you look like uh you still look like a woman
00:45:15
hey look is that a woman's hair that you guys bought is that a chick wig why that why the hair net why is he wearing a
00:45:21
hairnet oh take that off you don't need to wear a hair net why I'm hairy all right you're hairy I get it it's my
00:45:27
dad's middle name look at what you've isn't that wild oh my God what is this it doesn't really it
00:45:34
look it looks I look like a Henrietta yes oh my God I do look like Henry this looks like you look like a woman from a
00:45:40
from like the 50s like the housewife from the 50s this is like an extra like a house like a uh pretty little boxes on
00:45:48
the hilltop okay all right here we go all right a long silence
00:45:55
you realize of course that we can never be friends what do you mean okay we'll do it again sorry
00:46:02
let's do it again you realize of course that we can never be friends what do you mean
00:46:09
what I'm saying and this is not a come on in any way shape or form is that men and women can't be friends the sex part
00:46:16
always gets in the way that's not true I have a number of men friends and there's no sex involved no you don't yes I do no
00:46:22
you don't yes I do you only think you do you're saying I'm having sex with those men without my
00:46:28
knowledge I no I'm saying they all want to have sex with you they do not they do too they do not do too how do you know
00:46:35
because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive he always wants to have sex with her you're saying a man can be friends with a woman he
00:46:41
finds unattractive no you pretty much want to have sex with them too what if they don't want to have sex with you it doesn't matter the sex thing is already
00:46:48
out there so the Friendship is ultimately doomed and that's the end of the story well I guess we're not going to be friends
00:46:54
then I guess not it's too bad you're the only person I knew in New
00:46:59
York what do we what do we think about that there can
00:47:04
there can't friendships I'm a big fan of platonic friendships of course well we're friends I know but we've had sex
00:47:11
wait I'm I really do not want to believe this but there are people who really
00:47:16
think that that's it's an impossibility to be attractive and and have male friends
00:47:23
that don't want to [ __ ] it's probably easier to be friends with men and women if you're on a if you are not attracted
00:47:30
to each other it's much easier one of some of my best friends are men that are good looking
00:47:37
um yeah decent looking do you find them attractive no but I'm starting to think if like I wonder sometimes if I just
00:47:44
like said hey would you like what they would say they'd say yes
00:47:52
I I think we should and would they will and they will say yes
00:47:57
but I know that okay so if you don't want to believe it don't ask because they're going to say yes yeah that would ruin a friendship
00:48:03
they're gonna be like uh if you want to the problem with men is men men may find
00:48:09
a platonic relationship with someone that they that know is attractive but you know they just kind of sectioned it off but the moment that the woman's like
00:48:16
I think I would like to have sex with you a man is like absolutely it's like in our [ __ ] DNA to be like yeah [ __ ]
00:48:22
I've got the [ __ ] a thing that's great should we test out this Theory should I call a friend I think so
00:48:28
I think maybe is it a friend that you're okay to lose
00:48:33
I don't know maybe okay if it doesn't work out the phone call doesn't work out that's fine
00:48:39
I'm excited it's a friend Jules Jules we have friends
00:48:47
does it look funnier in this wig when I do stuff like that ready get closer to the mic Jules
00:48:55
all right let's hear this I can't do it yeah yeah I I just realized that Sunni was causing no no I can't do that as you
00:49:01
were about to do it I was like this is going to be insane but I do want I kind of want to see I can't do it you can't
00:49:07
what you should do for your own home test take home homework text him and go have you thought about
00:49:13
[ __ ] me just like that you know what however you guys usually communicate but then get to the point of
00:49:19
being like you gotta be honest tell me if you've thought about [ __ ] me because I want to see if that because that will be the gauge if he says
00:49:27
um I mean no but why then he wants to [ __ ] you
00:49:34
but if he says no right away if it's no right away yeah it's probably he probably is like no but if he says
00:49:40
anything well anything like that yeah he wants to
00:49:46
[ __ ] yeah okay that's good to know you don't have any guy friends because you're with you're with a boyfriend now yeah how's that going fine she's gonna
00:49:54
downplay it so much because I know her she's in love huh she accidentally
00:50:00
say it shut up you shut your mouth because she's always like you know she
00:50:05
always tries to play you know when you're young you try to play it cool you know yeah yeah anyone how in love you
00:50:11
are but she accidentally texted me instead of her boyfriend oh my God what did it say and I'm like Jewel what did
00:50:18
it say it was like with a lot of AIDS in it shut up that's the first part just the
00:50:24
first part even the first part it was like babe with like 18 A's put it up put
00:50:30
it up on the screen I'm kidding relax put it up on the screen relax so you
00:50:36
said babe and then what did you say you said otherwise we're gonna say it I forgot
00:50:43
was it anything gross it was definitely sweet it was like babe I miss you so
00:50:48
much along those lines but if you ask her about it she's always going to be like very dismissive like
00:50:55
he's good he doesn't know about the show right he knows but he doesn't know
00:51:00
you're on it or talk listen to it he has I'm sorry when he says he doesn't listen he probably doesn't oh
00:51:07
every single impossible every second of every episode he has watched I could
00:51:12
promise you that oh we don't say his name his name is uh George is he a Filipino yeah yeah all right one of the
00:51:19
good ones is he one of the languages that you guys speak or the other guy um oh he does you know thanks for
00:51:27
thanks for coming on the show I love how when I left the house I was
00:51:33
like Jules you coming with me to bad friends she was half asleep she's like nope
00:51:40
you don't like coming here anymore I thought it was Thursday were you excited
00:51:45
about Thursday yeah you're getting too old for this show huh
00:51:51
no you're growing out of the show no this you know what this show is like this is like Mom and Dad want to play
00:51:57
game night and you used to be like no it's fun and now you're like I don't want to play [ __ ] Shoots and Ladders
00:52:03
anymore oh you guys called it Shoots and Ladders how lame what is it called Snakes and Ladders that's a Filipino
00:52:09
version of course it is wait was it Shoots and Ladders yeah yeah Shoots and Ladders oh no we had snakes I know you
00:52:16
did Snakes and Ladders by the way make some trees yeah snakes and climber tree
00:52:23
to get away from enemy you must climb three for half of game snake no shoot dude like give me give me
00:52:29
pull up snakes why shoot yeah what shoots shoots a slide slides and ladders is what it should have been called
00:52:35
but it Shoots and Ladders man oh shoots maybe like c-h-u-t-e
00:52:40
shoots and letters yeah yeah Shoots and Ladders yeah that's not what we had can you look
00:52:46
up Snakes and Ladders yeah I said discontinued there's this thing y sneakers
00:52:53
Snakes and Ladders foreign oh thank God wait zoom in that's not the
00:52:58
same game it's the same it's the same you roll the dice you move forward if you land on a snake you fall
00:53:06
back down you land on the ladder you climb it's the same you've been landing on a
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lot of snakes lately zoom in on that one
00:53:17
could you could you ever be a sugar daddy could I just give someone money without even getting anything in return wait no
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but like I could be a sugar baby if an older lady wanted to pay me just to be her little like flirt boy yeah and be
00:53:31
like come clean my pool but no touching no sucky no lucky no [ __ ] yeah what about once a month what do I
00:53:39
got to do go down on her nah I don't want to eat that old [ __ ] bag
00:53:46
easier to you know what I clear it with my wife I'd easier to be able to she'd probably let me just [ __ ] her then go
00:53:52
down on her she's like just [ __ ] the old bag and just so we can get some more money from her but it depends on how much it's not worth it if it's you know
00:53:59
it's got to be a good amount of money for me to just an extra 3 million a year you got it
00:54:06
I wouldn't even think [ __ ] twice I'm eating the box for three that's great
00:54:12
but then I just gotta hang I would I'd be a little sugar baby for some older woman who's like sad her husband left her or her husband
00:54:19
died and she's like I just I just want someone yelling around to just kind of [ __ ] pound me once a week
00:54:26
I'd do it yeah I would do it but also
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see which where it would get convoluted as I'd feel bad because I know she's emotionally sad see because I know the
00:54:37
woman that's seeking that there's something else there the man that's seeking the sugar but he's just a
00:54:43
[ __ ] pervy dude guys are just pervy empty [ __ ] come buckets these were just gross we're just nasty animals
00:54:49
poisonous frogs yep we are yeah I always feel like once you drain
00:54:55
that poison once you guys jerk off you're so much nicer we're different yeah we transform meanwhile well you
00:55:01
guys come you're still [ __ ] you know even bigger yeah it's like the poison bruise it's like when you're when you're
00:55:08
flipping the [ __ ] the [ __ ] this is just like the poison like bubble bubble and travel wait till I come you'll all
00:55:14
go down I can't believe I'm still wearing this [ __ ] wig all right I gotta go
00:55:21
um I love you thank you so much for coming on the show Jules also neat that you
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came I know I give you [ __ ] but you know um you're a bad friend for [ __ ] life and
00:55:32
shout out to Honey shout out to Honey Honey jules's mom yeah shout out to [ __ ] honey honey is the [ __ ] we
00:55:38
love you honey you're the best and uh what's a Philippine what's uh what's a Filipino phrase I can say to honey
00:55:45
are you I I oh what does that mean oh like take care are you
00:55:54
that means like older sister uh what is honey what would honey but honey to me is just uh one of the homies
00:56:00
like how do you say like uh like miss you dog how do you say that
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give me like what the kids would say when they're like what do you say to friends when you haven't when you say
00:56:13
goodbye to friends that you're not gonna see for a long time in the Philippines you go home you see them and you're leaving you're like all right bye guys I'll [ __ ] I see say goodbye say
00:56:21
goodbye say goodbye that's just goodbye not emotional people down there huh
00:56:26
all right honey say goodbye hey Andrew before we go uh do you want
00:56:32
to tell our audience about our podcasting course a lot of you guys have been dming us and emailing us and asking
00:56:37
us how do we produce a podcast well seven Equis is doing just that at the Helm of the boys that helped produce
00:56:43
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00:56:49
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00:56:56
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00:57:02
January that's right guys if you're gonna be like I like Pete and me and George well nobody wants to be like
00:57:08
George but if you want to be like Peter and me go to sevenekies.com and sign up for that course in January and I'll see
00:57:14
you guys there thank you for being a bad friend [Music]
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how many times do you change your panties Jewels oh I changed it every every time every time every time what's
00:57:35
the time like hours yeah her and I are pretty wait um
00:57:41
you change your panties every two hour like two three times a day too what yeah
00:57:46
it's Island folk wait a minute your socks no but your panties so much yeah
00:57:52
split the difference I only changed like I even wear clothes
00:57:57
for like almost a week she doesn't have Bo though I know but come on
00:58:02
wait a minute your panties every [ __ ] two hours what do you have to set an alarm no so every two hours you
00:58:10
literally take off your underwear and put on new underwear yeah because I feel dirty what the [ __ ] okay can I just tell
00:58:16
you what it's like you do this too I'll tell you why it's because once you've had discharge and you pull it down and a
00:58:23
cold breeze blows over it when you put it back on it's like now it's like wet and cold
00:58:29
like goop I'm gonna call my wife
00:58:36
but look at this is Andrea's um fancy trying balot for the first time are you eating balut right there
00:58:49
that's your little sister ready one two three no he's trying balut
00:58:58
oh look at that [ __ ] face
00:59:03
I've had it so many times but this is way more important than the states
00:59:09
did you like it fans it's so good
00:59:15
are you guys doing this from like uh was this you guys doing tiger belly from like the inside of a shop yeah her mom's
00:59:21
store please [Laughter]
00:59:29
fancy wait so that's your little sister right there yeah does she still live in the
00:59:34
Philippines yeah is she is she gonna come to the states with you I don't know does she want to be here or
00:59:39
no I think so she's been here yeah but I mean live here I'm trying to look at fancy Jules how do
00:59:46
you feel seeing your mom's store it's kind of wild yeah I miss it did you
00:59:53
used to work there sometimes yeah oh that's that's so sweet how cute a tiny
01:00:00
little store and that little that piece of bread there with the red inside of it we call that bury cut and it means um
01:00:07
prostitute no wait really why is bread with red a hooker is that so wet
01:00:14
it's so wet laughs
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