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You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. >> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. Santi, you know who that is? Soccer
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player. Cristiano Ronaldo. >> Happy birthday, Fancy. >> Happy birthday to Fancy B. It's his
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birthday. >> Happy birthday, bud. >> You guys, >> happy birthday.
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>> Hey. Hey. Okay, enough. >> Enough about your birthday. What did you
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get him for his birthday? >> What? What? Metahomo. >> Matahomo. Yeah, that's what you are, D.
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>> Is that a good banger? >> I don't know. >> Matto homo. >> Carlos laughed.
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>> You pay him. >> Yeah. >> Matom. >> Is that That's the best you could do.
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>> Yeah. >> My my dog died. >> Let's talk about it. Let's talk about
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your dog died on Fy's birthday. >> What's that? >> That's you on the cruise.
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>> Look at how much fun you were having on the cruise. >> Yeah, just cruise. Bob,
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you on a boat cruising? >> Who are these two friends of your year? >> I have no idea. I'm never going on a
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cruise again, dude. I think it's a good idea. >> This is what happens.
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>> So the girl, which of the girls, WHICH >> I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE.
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>> WHICH OF THOSE GIRLS did you end up being real? >> None of them. None of them friends three
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times. >> He appeared out of nowhere. That's the funniest things you have ever
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said. Oh, that's funny. Um, I have no idea who they are. >> They look sweet.
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>> This is what happened that night. >> You have your MOM'S EYES.
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HOLY [ __ ] >> YEAH. I'm Bobby Mommy in there. I'm Bobby Mommy in there. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> What happened that night? >> So, um I did a show. Okay. Look at that
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Rolling Stone shirt I have on. And uh I did a show. Did we talk about the cruise?
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>> No. >> No. >> Oh, this is the first time we've meeting.
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>> We have We haven't been together in m weeks. >> Oh, weeks. Weeks.
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>> Can I kick this off? >> It's for some reason distracting. >> Leave it on. You're a bull.
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>> I know. But okay, >> it's per it's actually at line perfectly
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cuz right above the tail is your face and that's where that should be. >> Okay.
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>> So what happened this night? >> All right. So um well let's talk about
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the cruise in general. >> Yeah. Adam Divine Anders and Blake did a cruise called This is important cruise.
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>> Yes. And um all I did was um the only person I saw mostly is was Schwarzson.
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>> Yeah. Nick Nick called me a bunch. >> Yeah. Yeah. We ate a lot and then
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sometimes Aaron Eric Griffin would show up, >> right? >> And we'd be like, "Oh, fuck." cuz I have
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to pay for it. >> When you're reading, >> you know what I mean? >> When you're when he shows up, you have
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to pay for it. You're like, "Oh my god, here goes the bill." >> Wait a minute. It wasn't free.
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>> I'm gonna pay $1,000. >> It wasn't free on the cruise. >> No, because you have to pay extra for
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the good stuff. >> Uh >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Before the cruise, I'll tell you this. Get this out
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of the Get this out of the way. Okay. >> Okay. >> My My dog dies. Right. Right.
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>> Your dog died. >> Right. You say what? >> I love you and I'm sorry.
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>> I love you. I'm sorry. My empathy, this and that. Right. It broke my heart.
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>> Right. Right. >> Andrea has nothing. >> You did nothing. >> Nothing. Carlos, nothing.
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>> I meant to say how to how tasty. >> And then how what >> how tasty was it?
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>> Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let that sit. Let Let us ponder
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that, right? No one say a word. Okay. >> And I'm going to answer that question.
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>> It's aging right now. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm gonna answer that
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question right now. >> Very tasty. >> Very delicious. Very good. >> All right. So,
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>> we didn't know. >> I know. And then McCone, right? Asking for money.
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>> What? >> For the polar plunge. >> Oh, right. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Asking for money.
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>> Did you end up giving him money? >> No. I refuse. I refuse cuz my dog died.
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>> I'm sorry. Your dog. Yeah. >> No. No. Let's talk about the cruise and
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the dog. Cuz the girls aren't going to talk about the dog. >> Okay. >> Okay. I'm taking this off. I like it
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when it's on. >> Take it off. >> Okay, I'll keep it on. >> Keep it on. It's really funny.
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>> All right. Okay. >> It's sweet looking. You're a bull. >> Okay, I'll keep it.
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>> I'm a metador. >> I'm a metadat couple of nightmares happened.
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>> What are they? >> On the cruise. What are they? >> Okay. >> So,
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I show up on the boat and then Nick goes, "So, you know, you're doing two
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shows. You know this, right?" >> He told me. And I go, "Well, yeah, just
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five, 10 minute spots at these like showcase, you know, like the comedy store."
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>> He thinks he's at the store on a cruise. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think it's gonna be 12
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guys on a lineup. Oh, you're up at 9:45 to [ __ ] 9:55. >> You know what I mean? And Nick goes,
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"No, you're headlining a theater." >> Yeah. They gave you money to play a
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show. >> I had no idea. >> Okay. >> Right. So, I got off the boat.
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>> You left the boat. >> I got Right. I got right off. >> Okay. And I'm calling people. I'm like,
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I I You know what I mean? You're calling your agent. I can't this. No. >> I didn't sign up for this. I literally
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did sign up for it. >> Yeah, but I didn't know. >> Well, okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, when you don't know, you
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don't know, right? >> Right. Like, it's like the war in Iran right now.
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>> I We do know. >> Yeah. We don't know what we don't know. >> We kind
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>> We don't know why we're in >> UH >> WE DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE GOING.
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>> I can give you some hints. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. But we're not
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a political show. >> Yeah. We don't want to talk about it. It's the same thing as Iran. I don't
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know what I don't know why we're doing Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Okay, >> that's subliminal enough.
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>> So, >> we don't know why. >> We don't know why. >> Yeah, we do.
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>> So, I So, I get back on the boat cuz I I guess I have to do it contractually. And
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then um >> Yeah, you already said yes. You signed up. They paid you, >> right? So, we go to um
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I go to the first show, you know, packed theater. It's a [ __ ] theater >> sold out,
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>> but it's rocking back and forth. I don't know if you know this.
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>> Mid show you're in. It's wavy. >> Well, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.
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>> ALL RIGHT. I DIDN'T KNOW. >> YEAH. YOU'RE YOU'RE DOING STAND UP LIKE
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THIS, DUDE. >> It's insane. >> Yeah. But you physical, too, right? So,
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you're doing double things, >> right? You're balancing and doing physicality.
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>> Double duty. >> Double duty. >> Double duty, baby. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I have to say, right,
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that that first show, [ __ ] crush. >> It was incredible. >> Incredible.
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>> One of the best shows you've ever done. >> Probably. >> Wow. where I get off. I'm like, "Oh
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[ __ ] >> I'm a cruise comic now." >> Yeah, dude. You know what I mean?
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>> I This is I could do this forever. >> Bobby on the High Seas. >> Yeah. On the high seas, right?
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>> And then the second show happens two days later. What happened? >> The same people come.
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>> Same show. >> The same exact people come. >> No. How many people are on the boat?
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Thousands. Right. >> All I know is this. The first eight rows that I could see, it was the same eight
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rows in the first >> wearing the same clothes. No, but I know their faces and stuff because you you
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you run into them on the ship, >> right? >> You know, you you know everybody,
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>> right? >> You know what I mean? Hey, Jim. Hey, Cliff. Samantha, how was the little pool
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or whatever? >> The pool. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Tanya, you know, you do, right? People are
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gambling, right? >> People come on over, play blackjack. Okay. Frank Nikki.
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>> Okay. Frank and Nikki. >> Nikki. >> Yeah. What's wrong with Frank?
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>> Nikki. Yeah. Nikki. They were on the boat. >> Hey Nikki. >> Okay.
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>> Anyway, >> same show. >> Same show, right? I go up there, right?
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One minute in. Ask anybody that was there. Silence. >> Tanking. >> Tanking.
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>> Wait, why? >> I They'd seen it already a day before. >> But how much time DID YOU DO?
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>> 45 MINUTES. >> OKAY. >> You're sinking. >> Okay. Well, you Yeah.
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>> Yeah. I was sinking. >> It was bad. >> Yeah. Yeah. It was Titanic for me. Then
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three minutes in I was like I just stopped the show. >> You didn't. You acknowledged it.
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>> Oh, I had to. >> You had to be like >> I stopped and I go everyone's heard this
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before, right? The whole audience goes, "Yeah." >> And I go, "Well,
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YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WHAT ELSE?" YOU KNOW what I mean? >> You did the same act again.
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>> No, I started doing jokes. Like there was so in the first uh show there was
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like three of my pretty good jokes that I completely forgot to do >> from your special. from my special.
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Okay. Right. So, I put it put those back in. Those killed and then I would go back into these the other jokes and
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start bombing again >> because they already heard it. They didn't laugh again. Even though they
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heard >> and and here's Dude, >> the photo was incredible. You sent me
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your dog. What is it with you guys taking pictures of dead things? >> It's like he his dad's dead. Sends me a
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photo immediately. His dog dies. Sends me a photo immediately. By the way, the photo of the dog is
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>> It's so sad. It's beautiful. Yeah, >> cuz they wrapped him up in a little like
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swaddling m like in a manger. Yeah, >> he's like a little baby Jesus. >> Baby Jesus. Yeah. So, um
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>> Bojo. >> Anyway, I um >> Bojo. >> No, it was Remy. >> It was Remy.
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>> Yeah. So, anyway, um I continue to bomb and um >> You're bombing bad.
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>> Bombing bad. And I just take my clothes off. >> Yeah. You know how I do it.
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>> There's always an answer. >> There's an answer to every problem.
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>> There is. And when that problem is tough enough, you take your clothes off.
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>> Take off your clothes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, it's an adult cruise and you got a
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great body now cuz thanks to >> life in prison, right? First day, right? Take your clothes off.
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>> Take your clothes off. >> Don't fight. >> Problem solved.
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>> Take your clothes off. >> Right. You accept, right? And you get stretched.
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>> And you got stretched. >> I got stretched out. >> So you killed on the second show because
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you got naked. >> I bombed. No, the first show killed. Second show I had to survive.
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>> And you did. Yeah. You fought and survived. >> Although I had to do bingo night
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>> naked. >> No, bingo night was fun cuz I did it with Griffin and I decided to do, you
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know, my prayers. >> Oh, yeah. >> For Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah. So, I told
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the whole audience probably two 250 people there or I get on your knees, right? Everyone else,
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>> right? >> And you did a prayer >> and I took the mic and I did the longest
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prayer about the ocean and how about the sea dwelling, you know? We can't even go
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deep enough. Yeah. >> You mean because it's the you haven't even discovered the species down, you
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know, and went on and on and on. It was so that was fun. >> So you killed >> killed that. And then so um this photo,
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let's go back to this photo. >> Yeah, this photo for the people at home.
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>> So there's this thing. >> Two wonderful women are there. One of
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them's wearing lingerie, so it seems. >> Mhm. >> Uh and this is where this after hours.
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>> Okay. What are you zooming in my hand for? It's above the waist. >> The positioning is right.
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>> Yeah, the positioning was very l correct. So, give us this. Give these two young ladies that are on the boat
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with you. >> Okay. So, um this is the night I bombed. >> Is that the captain?
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>> What? >> That's the captain on the left. >> Yeah. Yeah, that's the captain of the
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ship. >> She drove the boat. >> And the one on the right is >> We We hit three icebergs.
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>> There's four barely survive. >> Yeah, there's four iceber. Yeah.
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>> So, yeah. >> So, what I'm So, that I don't know if you on Have you never been on a cruise
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ship? >> Never. I won't. Also, well, also I'm going to pitch you. >> Please.
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>> Yeah. The Bad Friends Cruise Show. >> Oh, wow. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I'm not going to do it. >> Yeah, you are. No. >> Yeah. It's so fun.
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>> I don't want to be on a boat. >> It's so fun. >> All right, I'll do it. I
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>> I'm telling you right now, at the end of the day, I'm glad I went.
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>> It was worth it. >> Oh my god, it was so worth it because you you're I you know, you're with all
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your friends. >> Yeah. >> And that area is called the Haven. So, it's like, you know, we're you know,
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separated from everyone. Oh, you're in your private. >> It's like it's so it's a it's like eight
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luxurious, you know what I mean? >> Cabins. >> Cabins. >> And in the middle of it is a pool, steam
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room, jacuzzi, open 24 hours. And c 24-hour catering >> just for you. >> Just for comics.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Just for the comics. >> Yeah. I mean I mean Griffin was down
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with everyone. >> No. Was he really? >> Wow. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. Griffin was down. So, you invited
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these two friends to the Haven and he couldn't get up to >> He couldn't get to the Haven. Wow. Yeah.
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>> I never saw the one time. >> He was complaining the whole time. Now,
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>> how did these girls get into Haven? >> I have no idea. But I was just sitting
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there and um after I bombed >> with their wings. >> What' you say?
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>> With their wings. >> They got into heaven. >> They seem like they had passes.
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>> God, dude. Dude, when you're for your birthday, dude, you're wrong.
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>> Yeah. I don't know how I, you know, I think it was the manager >> of the boys that brought them up,
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>> right? >> Just sitting there. They go, "Can we take a photo? Let's do a funny photo.
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How about you know, we you know, the breast thing." And I'm like, >> "All right." So, I did a I did a funny
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eye thing and I never saw them again. >> You never saw either of these women
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again? >> But this photo got on the internet. It's a great photo. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> I mean, you look good, they look good. Yeah, >> this looks like a fun night.
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>> Yeah. Well, I mean, it was. >> You killed it. >> Uh, it was a it was a fun experience.
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And then you we went to Mexico and we me and Eric went to a little >> You went to Halisco
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>> t we got tacos in a little restaurant. Walk back >> and then you turned around and came
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back. >> We came back and then um went straight to Philly. Yeah. So, >> this guy, let's give it up for this guy.
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>> And I want to ask you a question as a as a friend >> and as a comrade.
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>> Okay. >> And as a brother. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. >> And as a
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>> search what >> you're searching. >> Yeah. Yeah. Lover. >> Okay.
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>> Okay. Is this is I can say this. I did a scene on a show and my scene was opposite Stavros
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>> Love >> Funniest. Funniest guys alive >> killing it. >> Yeah.
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>> Right. And I, you know, I mean, the in the scene there was a a lovely actress, you
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know, I mean, sitting on my lap and we're having a conversation in between takes, right? I look at the actress and
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I go, "Excuse me, can I smell your armpit?" >> And she goes, "Yeah."
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>> Yeah. >> So, I smelled it and the STAFF GOES, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT."
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>> WAIT, WHY? >> THAT'S WHY >> IN the middle of the scene?
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>> No, it was between. Oh >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, that you can't.
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>> Yeah, you can. >> Middle of the If it's in the middle of the scene.
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>> No, it wasn't in the scene. >> It wasn't a part of the show.
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>> No. >> Oh, that's an interesting move. >> No, I asked No, hold up a minute. I
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asked the question, >> "Can I smell your armpit?" Now, >> I go, "May I?" I said, "May I?"
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>> Do Do you think that she smell? >> What? As a joke, I go, "May I smell your
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armpit?" as a joke. >> As a bit >> as a bit. And she goes, "Yes, you can."
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So, it >> And the Stavros goes, "You can't do that." >> And you did.
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>> I did it. And and did did that cause a rift? >> No, >> it was fine.
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>> But my point is is that what do you think? >> I think you shouldn't have done it.
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>> Why? >> I Why? You know what? I support you always. I >> I know, but why?
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>> What? Why do >> it's not a >> What did you need to smell her armpit
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for? >> Okay. >> Would Andrew have done it? >> No. >> In a million years? No.
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>> In a million years? No. But we had already We've already hung out. I knew
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her, right? >> Oh, was this a flirtatious? >> No, it wasn't a flirt. She's married.
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>> Oh, >> yeah. Yeah. It was just a joke. I was like, because she was It was right here.
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I go, "Can I smell your arm? May I smell your arm?" >> Okay. To your credit, she's sitting on
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you. You're in the scene together. Her arm is around. >> They say cut, right? They're setting up
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a different thing, but like don't move because we're just doing a little
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adjustment. >> You want to know if she's what you want to just >> I don't that wasn't even in the thinking
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anyway. It was just something like as a joke. I go, "Hey, can I see your armpit?"
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>> Did it get a laugh? >> Yes. >> She laughed. She laughed. >> That's fine. It killed.
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>> She laughed. Stavros goes, "Um, you can't do that." >> He's jealous.
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>> That's a pure case of jealousy. That's a I would like to be able to smell her
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armpit, but I can't. >> Yeah. Why can't we smell things? >> We should.
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>> I think that's Huh. >> We should. >> If you ask nicely.
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>> If you say, "May I?" >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And you said, "May I smell?"
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>> May I smell? >> She gave you one big huff. >> Yes. >> What did it smell like?
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>> Purity. >> Purity. >> Purity as essential oil. Like an essential oil.
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>> No, you had a lot of fun. The last couple of weeks you've been cruising.
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>> My dog died. >> You got You got three more. A couple more dogs. >> It was the worst.
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>> It was awful. >> It was awful. >> It was awful. >> Bring the girls in.
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>> Bring the girls. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I feel bad that the dog died. Broke my
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heart. >> Wow. >> Look at this. For Fancy's birthday. >> And you guys wanted to sing your song
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that you guys wrote >> in Spanish. So, and you've been rehearsing it. Last night
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>> I was They were watching the Harry Styles thing. Yeah. Who? Who wasn't?
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>> Who wasn't? >> Is that what that line is for on Melrose? Is that for Harry Styles?
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>> Do you know what I'm talking about? >> Oh, um the he likes watching you
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something. >> Look up line in Los Angeles on Melrose. I thought I Somebody told me it was for
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Harry Styles, but there's been a line for like four days straight. >> What's going on? U a line on the streets
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of Melrose for Harry Styles. Is he releasing an album like signing or something?
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>> He already released um his new album, but it's on Netflix, too. >> Okay, look at this. Fans line up
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overnight for LA for Harry Styles LA popup. They were Dude, it was around the block
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>> cuz it's Harry. >> But you just waited outside to do what? Just to He's not there.
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>> He's not there. But maybe merch. >> Maybe merch. >> Maybe merch.
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>> All right. So sing Fancy Be the Star. >> Well, so last night they were watching
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the Harry Styles thing and then I heard them say, "Well, I know that it's
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Andreas's birthday. It is. >> Let's write, you know, I mean, a song
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for his birthday." And I heard them rehearse it. >> Let's hear it.
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>> And I can't wait to hear it. So yeah. And I know that Issa you start off with
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the first verse, right? So, um, let's go. >> Let's go. I'm excited.
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>> I'm so excited. Happy birthday, by the way. Here we go. Here's your present.
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That's fine. >> Happy birthday to Andre. Mia Moore. Mia Moore. We love you. Happy birthday. A.
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>> Yeah. Now, you guys rehearsed that for how many hours? >> About 3 hours. About 3 hours. A
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>> long She wrote, >> you wrote the Yeah. She sat down and wrote it. It was
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beautiful. >> I want to give you I We should give Andreas his gift. We bought him uh You
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guys know he's been wanting a new car for a long time. >> Yeah. >> You got him a car. We decided
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>> he's going to get a Tesla. >> A Tesla. Yep. >> Oh my gosh.
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>> But we got you a Cybert truck. Is that okay? >> Yeah, that's fine.
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>> But it's a toy one, right? There we go. Yeah. Oh, there you go. >> Thank you, guys.
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>> That cost, you know how much that cost? >> $4.95. >> Happy birthday.
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>> Happy birthday, dude. >> And your daughter can go right here in the back.
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>> In the back. >> Beep beep. Right in the back of the cyber truck. >> Yep.
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>> Thank you, guys. >> And if you look inside, it's one of his androids. His new robot.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. He's in the other. He's in the other one, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's great. >> Here you go, man. >> Yeah. Happy birthday, dude. Happy
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birthday, bud. >> Okay. >> Happy birthday. >> Happy birthday. >> What a good song you guys sung.
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>> What a great song, guys. Yeah. Yeah. >> By the way, you both look
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>> both look like you might be >> Latina. >> Latina. >> You might be.
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>> That's a compliment. >> Mhm. >> You more than you though.
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>> Isa. >> Yeah, because the style is right. Well, she put all the effort. She did the
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whole thing. You >> Issa also is wearing more of a Spanish >> traditional Spanish. Yeah. Rudy's.
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>> You're more like um you're like more like Hollywood what a Mexican would look
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like and like Dances with Wolvesy. >> Yeah. Yes. You're more dances as Wolvesy
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kind of a native. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> She looks like she bustes tables at CA.
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>> Casa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Hims. I love HIMS because they take care
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>> quint.com/badfriends. >> Girls, talk about the dog. We're sorry
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about the dog. >> Oh, >> who who found the dog? You were out of town.
00:23:13
>> No, I was here. Oh, it Oh, it died when you were here. >> So, what happened?
00:23:16
>> Yeah. >> I thought you were gone when when the dog died. >> No, no, no. I was here. I was there. Um,
00:23:21
didn't cry at all. >> What? >> Huh? >> Didn't cry at all.
00:23:25
>> Why not? >> You didn't cry. >> No, I didn't cry at all.
00:23:29
>> You were sobbing. >> You were whailing. >> Oh, >> like a black person at a funeral.
00:23:35
>> Why' you take my baby? >> That's Dude, I was doing like rolls.
00:23:40
>> So, you were shocked. You were numb. >> So, this is what happened.
00:23:43
>> Confused. Yeah. What happened was um so Remy is a dog that we've had for I don't
00:23:49
know 15 years. >> It's kind of a long >> 12 years. >> Yeah.
00:23:52
>> And one of the fires he was left at a um a pound. Not a pound. What do you call
00:23:59
it? >> Yeah. A pound. >> A pound. Yeah. And they said, you know, they had such an influx of animals
00:24:03
coming in that Remy was one that they were going to euthanize. Right. Mhm. >> So Kila Kala and I went and got picked
00:24:09
up Remy >> and we as a um a foster dog. Yeah. >> Yeah. And we would give Remy to a
00:24:16
family, that dog would run away from that family, >> come back to >> and run toward our house.
00:24:23
>> In our direction. >> That's cute. >> Right. And he did that twice.
00:24:26
>> So >> So we kept him. >> You have to. >> Yeah. We have to keep Remy.
00:24:28
>> You have to. >> And Remy is um what a beautiful dog he was. And um so on Friday um he was at
00:24:36
cuz he he he sometimes stays at our house and then sometimes at Kala's house,
00:24:40
>> right? >> And at this time he was at Kalila's house and um she just
00:24:44
>> she killed him. >> I knew it. I knew it. >> She strangled him to death.
00:24:50
>> She strangled him to death. >> I knew it. I saw that coming. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:55
>> So he died at her home. >> No, no, no, no. Go ahead. She she told
00:24:59
me when I was babysitting there like, "Oh, I think Rey's telling me that um
00:25:04
it's time." >> No. >> And he was just She was just crying. And
00:25:07
Remy was just like >> he couldn't even move anymore. He couldn't pee like on his own.
00:25:13
>> It breaks my heart. >> And he couldn't um >> Yeah. He wouldn't eat. And then um she
00:25:19
just called me. She's like She goes I go, "Can we do it Wednesday? >> Can he die Wednesday?"
00:25:24
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can we do it Wednesday for Wednesday? Not tomorrow. >> Yeah.
00:25:28
>> Yeah. Can we do Wednesday? >> I'm free Wednesday. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz
00:25:32
Thursday I have therapy. >> You got stuff to do. >> Yeah. So that I can process it,
00:25:36
>> right? >> You know what I mean? >> Let him die on Wednesday.
00:25:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. And she's like, "Tomorrow >> he's got to go."
00:25:41
>> So we go to Kala's house and that whole process is weird. I number one, I you
00:25:46
know, I've never The seven animals that I have um are the first animals I've
00:25:51
ever bonded with. >> I love them so much. And um I spend a lot of time with the animals. I you know
00:26:00
and I um so I don't know what the process is like. So we're at the house
00:26:06
and uh why is it so quiet in here? >> We're listening to you. >> Oh is that what Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:11
>> Yeah. >> And you know a lady comes over, right? And very >> she starts learning.
00:26:19
>> WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE SO HOT? >> YEAH. SHE WENT IN. MY GOD, IT WAS SO the
00:26:27
nurse THAT CAME OVER LIKE A VET came by. She was >> It was like That's my wife.
00:26:32
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. And immediately he started making jokes. He's >> Yeah.
00:26:37
>> And everyone just like looked at him weirdly. >> Yeah. But she was beautiful. And you
00:26:41
were in a time of need. You were stressed. >> I understand this. >> Yeah. I was like doing
00:26:45
>> He was vulnerable. >> No, but we were crying and then >> he was crying as well, but he was crying
00:26:49
for [ __ ] He was crying for help. >> Yeah. I was doing, "Hey, Grasshopper
00:26:53
walks into a bar. Barter says, "Hey, we would name a day after you. You have you
00:26:57
have a grasshopper with Steven or whatever the [ __ ] joke is." Yeah. I was like, "You got it." That was it.
00:27:02
>> Yeah. Whatever the joke was. Home run. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I was doing that
00:27:05
and then um then she gets serious and she's like, "Um, this is the process. Do
00:27:10
you know what the process is like or no?" >> No, I don't. I'm sad to know not know
00:27:13
yet. >> Do you want to know or no? >> I guess. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um there's two shots.
00:27:18
>> Yeah. >> Two gunshots. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> One seems like enough. Yeah. One to the
00:27:25
head. >> One to the heart. One to the heart. One to the head. >> Wow.
00:27:28
>> Couldn't just do one. >> Yeah. >> I mean, semi >> Remy was a tough dog.
00:27:35
>> Yeah. Tough dog. >> Two shots. >> And he was going He was still nice. He
00:27:38
was hanging in there. He was hanging in there. >> He was hanging in there.
00:27:42
>> Two shots. Two shots. >> Yeah. So, the first shots full of volume, other things, sedatives, you
00:27:47
know what I mean? >> Feel nice >> to calm it. You know what I And he did a
00:27:50
face like, >> you know, like one of those >> at peace. >> At peace.
00:27:55
>> And then uh the second shot is the thing. And then um >> that was it.
00:28:02
>> Well, no, I'm not done. >> Oh, sorry. >> What the [ __ ] bro?
00:28:04
>> Sorry about that. I assume the second shot was kind of >> That's not the end of
00:28:09
>> It's what It's like an A24 movie. What I'm All right. Sometimes the ending it
00:28:13
just goes on like you know Lord of the Rings, the third one. >> It's a little too long.
00:28:16
>> It should have ended when you know what I mean. They all bowed to the hobbits.
00:28:20
Remember that? >> You know what I mean? No. No. No. You don't bow. We bow and everyone bowed and
00:28:25
you you're crying. You should have ended there. Yeah. >> But that's not what this movie is about.
00:28:29
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> This movie is going to continue and it's not going to have a point.
00:28:32
>> Got it. >> I'm logged in. >> He had to do a speech >> when what?
00:28:39
>> When Remy died. >> Yeah. You said you wanted to do a speech and that's when the vet was like, "Okay,
00:28:43
you can do your speech." >> No, no, it wasn't a speech, Juliana. I
00:28:47
went up to Remy. I whispered something in his ear. That's not a speech. >> You
00:28:52
>> What did you whisper in his ear? >> But you were making a big deal out of
00:28:54
it. >> Well, the It's dead. It's a big deal. >> What did you whisper in his ear?
00:29:00
>> Wait, this is pissing me off. >> He made Wait, wait, wait. Did this not
00:29:08
>> Was the vet still there? >> Yeah. >> The whole time. >> This is pissing me the [ __ ] off right
00:29:13
now. This is piss. No, you don't know what's going on. They're lying. It
00:29:17
sounds like they're telling the truth. >> No, no, no. >> Yeah, >> they're pan bonding it.
00:29:21
>> Don't pan bondi the situation. All right. Down 50%. >> Now listen, that's what you're doing.
00:29:28
So, check it out. Okay. >> I wanted to I I wanted to whisper something into
00:29:35
Rey's ear is what I was doing. >> No, but before that, you had you were
00:29:39
like, "Can I just say something for everyone?" >> And what did I say? You were just like,
00:29:45
"This dog has been You just did a whole thing and then you just kept LOOKING AT THE LIAR.
00:29:52
>> I'M NOT LIAR. >> I'M NOT." >> OKAY. ANYWAY, I did a speech.
00:29:57
>> What did you say in his ear? >> I think I did a speech. I'm taking this
00:30:01
off. I'm [ __ ] taking this off. Taking this off, right? I don't care. >> What did you say in his ear?
00:30:06
>> Sweating, right? >> What' you say? >> I just basically said, "Thank you and I
00:30:11
love you so much and I'll see you again. You know, when death occurs, um, like my
00:30:16
dad, um, >> you said the same thing to your dad >> and they did a selfie.
00:30:25
>> When death occurs. >> Yeah. I I believe that when death occurs, it's a weird feeling. Um, I
00:30:32
always believe I'm going to see them again. >> You will. >> I I always believe they're still with
00:30:37
me. I'm going to see them again. And so it's almost like I'll see you soon.
00:30:41
>> Maybe because I'll die soon. I don't know. I hope not. >> Yeah. Me neither, but you know what I
00:30:44
mean? But >> I just feel like I'm going to see them again. And um I don't know, man. That
00:30:50
was one of the toughest and we're making light of it and stuff like that, but um it was tough, man. It
00:30:56
was really hard. >> I wailed. I wailed. >> When you you put him in that swaddling
00:31:01
picture that you sent me of him in like a like a bed. It was like a bed >> that you made.
00:31:06
>> No, they bring it. >> They brought the bed. >> Yeah. And then they take it away. Or do
00:31:11
you want Remy on your property? >> What do you mean? >> Well, people bury their animals in their
00:31:16
yard all the time. >> No, he's being cremated. >> They live in an apartment.
00:31:20
>> Going to get the ashes. >> There's a >> You think I'm going to bring Remy back
00:31:24
to my house and bury him in my backyard? >> People do that hair. That's very
00:31:28
>> I have his hair. Yeah, >> you did. Yeah, >> but that's not abnormal. People do bury
00:31:31
their animals in their backyard. >> But the hair between like the sack and
00:31:33
the bub hole. I wanted that hair. >> You wanted that? Yeah, for some reason.
00:31:35
>> You wanted not even funny. No, it was very good. >> It's not even It's not even It's not
00:31:39
even that funny. You know what I mean? But >> so they cremated Remy who shot the
00:31:43
ashes. >> I think us. >> I think us. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:50
>> You don't know. >> You don't know where the ashes? >> No, we do. It's us.
00:31:55
>> No, WE'RE STILL >> WE JUST SAID IT, DUDE. >> OKAY, I got it.
00:32:00
>> All right, get with it. Yeah. So, um No, they bring No. So they bring their own
00:32:05
bed and then they it's their own blanket and they flowers. >> Yeah. >> Right. And they just kind of take them
00:32:11
away. >> Yeah. >> And he goes, "You know what? You know what I'm tired of, dude? This is because
00:32:16
I didn't post about my dog dying on TikTok or Instagram, right?" >> Yeah.
00:32:21
>> You know what I'm tired of? This is a photo when we first met when Right. This
00:32:25
is the last photo taken together. I [ __ ] hate that [ __ ] >> Well, dude, two months later, the
00:32:30
skeleton, you know what I mean? >> You mean this is two years later. I mean, why don't you keep going with it
00:32:35
then, >> right? Why not? >> Yeah. Yeah. My point is is that >> it's not something to I don't want, you
00:32:40
know, I mean, people to go, you know, go, "Oh, I'm so sorry. >> I know we're talking about here on this
00:32:44
podcast. >> We're going to get a sympathy a lot after this airs for sure."
00:32:48
>> But that's not where I mean, this is a podcast and, you know, we we tell our
00:32:51
fans what really is going on. >> You just didn't want the attention. >> Yeah. But to to post it, I felt like it
00:32:56
was weird. >> Who was posting it? >> Not us. I'm just saying when people do
00:33:00
it, >> it's like when people lose their dogs and stuff, they post about it. Like they
00:33:03
do a thing and they do a video. They set and they do a thing. >> Yeah. Yeah. But um
00:33:07
>> a ring light and everything. >> Yeah. But it was >> There it is. First and last photo.
00:33:11
>> Yeah. First and last photo. Oh my god. Those I do cry when I >> Well, see that some of these are weird
00:33:15
cuz both died. The the person and the dog in some of these. >> Oh, they did.
00:33:18
>> Yeah, that kid died tragically. That one. >> The dog's still alive.
00:33:23
The dog is thriving. >> That's terrible. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, you know what? A wonderful run.
00:33:29
And you're going to get another dog again? >> No. No, I'm not. >> You got to get one.
00:33:32
>> No. No. No. Got to do it, >> dude. I'm down to six now. >> Get it up to seven.
00:33:36
>> No, no, no, no, no. Six. Good. >> Six is enough. >> Yeah, we have three cats and three dogs.
00:33:40
It's a perfect family. >> It's a It's a good number. >> It's a good number. And um
00:33:44
>> What are you going to miss most about the dog? >> Oh my god. >> About Remy?
00:33:48
>> I love when dogs um We have one dog. Um that's a betrayer. >> Oh, Stubby.
00:33:58
>> Yeah. Because Stub loves everyone. >> So it's not just you. Yeah. If you
00:34:02
walked in the house, Dub would hop on you. >> Best friend. >> Best friend. He great dog. Yeah. Right.
00:34:07
>> But Remy wasn't like that. Rey's like, "No, you're my guy."
00:34:10
>> Loyal just to you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Julio's like that, too. >> Mhm.
00:34:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Goon is not like that. Our cat, our orange cat. >> He's a [ __ ]
00:34:17
>> Yeah. Goony's a [ __ ] >> Yeah. Cats Cats are either [ __ ] or
00:34:20
they're or they don't talk to anybody. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um that's why I love Bojo,
00:34:24
my white cat, because >> he only loves me. >> Mhm. >> If I'm laying down, he comes right to my
00:34:28
chest and lays there >> just for you. >> Just for me, right? So Remy was like
00:34:31
that and so I had a special bond with him in that way and um I don't know um
00:34:36
I'm going to miss him a lot. Where's the joke? >> Where's your joke? I
00:34:51
>> No, I didn't. >> Yeah, that one. >> I wanted you to get that out.
00:34:53
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, you should have a joke there, guy. >> Yeah, but I but your dog died.
00:34:57
>> Take the hat off. I really like it. >> Mad homo. >> I'm sad that your dog died.
00:35:07
>> Yeah, I I'm It's devastating. And also, you know, I you know, >> I played with my dog a lot when you told
00:35:12
me your dog died. >> Really? >> Took her outside and went nuts. >> Fed her extra treats.
00:35:17
>> How old is she? >> She's eight. >> Oh my god. >> Eight's a good number, though. She's
00:35:20
good. She's a good number. >> But she is eight. >> Yeah, >> she's not young. It's um
00:35:26
you know no one ever told you you know when you buy when you not buy when you buy when you when you get a puppy you're
00:35:31
like you just go oh but you just don't you know I I had no idea that you could
00:35:37
literally bond with it like it's family. >> Yeah it is. >> And then all of a sudden oh it's like my
00:35:42
kid almost that kind of connection right >> it's it sucks. >> It sucks.
00:35:48
>> It just sucks man. Well, I think there's millions of people that >> that are well, the fans who have that
00:35:55
experience, they know it sucks, but we'll uh >> Good memories. >> Good memories.
00:36:01
>> Can I get some towels cleaned? >> Oh my god, I will. >> When was the last time you did laundry?
00:36:09
>> Mama. Our mom did laundry two days ago. >> But no towels. >> No towels.
00:36:14
>> I'll do it tonight. >> Will you? >> I will. >> I will.
00:36:18
>> Does that sound real? Well, who what happens? Do you you wash, you fold?
00:36:21
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Just like the old days. >> I've never Can I Can I be honest with
00:36:25
you? And this is not a joke, right? >> I've never I've never seen them do
00:36:30
anything. >> Oh my gosh. >> This is not a joke. >> You've never seen them do laundry.
00:36:34
>> I've never seen them do anything. >> Well, the mom does laundry
00:36:36
>> except lay down and watch, you know what I mean? HBO, >> right? >> You're always in your room. So, how
00:36:43
could you see us? >> What? >> You're always in your room. Yeah. >> So, how could you see us?
00:36:51
>> Guess what, guy? I'm like Daredevil. >> Okay. I have seven senses.
00:36:55
>> Wow. >> He knows. He knows what >> I have touch. Right. Right. Right,
00:37:01
Carlos. Right. I have touch. I have vision. Right. But I also have hearing abilities. Right. And I know what a
00:37:07
[ __ ] You know what I mean? Washer sounds like when it goes off and a dryer. >> What does it sound like?
00:37:13
>> Exactly. So when I'm in my room, my other senses don't re receive that those
00:37:18
sounds, >> the frequencies. >> Those frequencies. Okay. I'm Daredevil.
00:37:21
>> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I I have hypersonic. You know what I mean? I'm like a bat. The echoang bang.
00:37:29
No [ __ ] dryer. >> No dryer. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. I'll wash tonight.
00:37:33
>> Okay. My senses better feel it. >> My senses better feel it. Okay.
00:37:39
>> I'll hold it nicely, too. >> Like your mom does. >> I will. Do you know how to do it in the
00:37:44
circular fashion? >> Well, make a swan on your bed like a hotel. >> No, it's kind of like that though. It's
00:37:49
like a circular like I don't know where they learn it. >> Great. >> Maybe in the from the islands or
00:37:53
something. But it's a beautiful way of doing it. >> Well, when they on the boat ride over
00:37:56
cuz if you fold it standard like just fold it like a [ __ ] you know what I mean? Square.
00:38:01
>> No, no, no compo. No compendo. Right. I want [ __ ] circular perfectly in the
00:38:06
[ __ ] You know what I'm saying? >> Oh, that was my mom. We'll call her.
00:38:10
My favorite is Issa using the fan like SHE LIKE IT IS >> like it is outside and she's in the
00:38:16
middle of a hot summer day in Mexico. >> She's getting into it. >> Mhm.
00:38:20
>> Yeah. No, I love that. Get in character. >> And then we uh another thing is we I
00:38:24
showed them the movie. What movie did I show you? >> The Edge of Tomorrow.
00:38:28
>> Yeah. Pretty good movie. >> That's a great movie. You guys watched
00:38:31
that together? >> Mhm. >> You see it? >> I watched uh >> Have you ever seen that movie?
00:38:35
>> Yeah. Years ago. >> Yeah. Yeah. I watched the George Clooney movie this past weekend with my parents
00:38:40
where he's an actor. He's himself. He plays himself. >> Is Sandler in it?
00:38:43
>> Yeah. >> Oh, they manager. >> Good. >> Jay Kelly. >> Good.
00:38:48
>> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah, it was okay. I don't It's hard.
00:38:51
It's just Clooney being Clooney. >> It's like literally him playing. It's
00:38:54
like a narrative of his real life. >> And it just made me think how good it's
00:38:59
got to be to be Clooney. >> What's that? Oh, what's that? Someone here. Is there a delivery? I tell you,
00:39:05
we have another delivery. Another another birthday gift for you. >> Another car.
00:39:10
>> No, look. Give >> Oh. Oh, yeah. >> Taco Bell. >> Yay.
00:39:15
>> I got you Taco Bell. Andreas, >> what's the order that you gave him?
00:39:18
>> I got beef potato griller, chicken, bacon, chalupa, large fries. Another
00:39:24
large fries. But I already ate the fries, so you >> Thank you. >> You ate both of the fries.
00:39:30
>> Yeah. Smart. >> Oh, damn. Yeah, >> that's the best part.
00:39:34
Have you ever had Taco Bell? >> Not really. It's not Spanish. >> It's not.
00:39:40
>> What is it? >> How is it not Spanish? >> How is it not Spanish?
00:39:44
>> Taco. >> Taco and bell. >> And you have There's so many bells in
00:39:48
Spain, dude. >> That's a It's a whole country. >> That's where it was invented. I think
00:39:52
the bell. >> Take a bite. Take a bite. Got it. Take a bite. So disrespectful. She went out of
00:39:56
her way to buy it. >> Yeah. >> Take a bite and give us an honest. >> Is that a gita?
00:39:59
>> No, that's is a chicken bacon. What did you get? >> Chalupa. >> Chicken bacon chalupa. Take a bite and
00:40:03
let's see. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Sal, papa. >> M. Good. Right.
00:40:10
>> You like it? >> It's like the homeland. >> No. >> Okay.
00:40:12
>> You don't like it? >> Mhm. >> Well, give it to Mone. He'll eat it. You
00:40:15
know, he he'll eat anything. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> What does Chalupa mean?
00:40:19
>> Fried tortilla the shape of a boat with a spicy feeling. >> But it's made up.
00:40:23
>> It's a taco. >> It says right there in Spain and Latin America, it's a small light boat or
00:40:28
canoe. >> Yeah. But isn't that what a taco is? A ban a little light boat.
00:40:33
>> A little baby boat. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But a chalupa is
00:40:36
>> a thicker boat. >> A thicker boat. >> It's a thicker boat. It's a fried boat.
00:40:39
>> Fried. I see. I see. I see. >> A fried boat. Like you were on a chalupa
00:40:42
at sea at >> Yeah. Yeah. You were on a little >> I had two chalupas on my face.
00:40:48
>> Couple of tortas. Some tortas. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. No, it means little boat or canoe.
00:40:53
How do you not know that? >> Chalopas. >> Chalopa. >> Look on the horizon. A chalupa. That's
00:40:58
what they would say. A little tiny boat. Mhm. Also, what I've been doing with for
00:41:02
these girls is um I set up uh the VR um sandbox. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Did we talk about that already?
00:41:11
>> What's a VR sandbox? >> Get with the program guy. >> What is it? I don't know what it is.
00:41:17
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Google me VR sandbox. These guys don't know. Sandbox VR. Oh,
00:41:25
that's where you guys went and fought uh shoot zombies. I saw that video. >> Yeah. Yeah. Was that [ __ ] amazing?
00:41:31
Where did you guys do that at? >> We did that on Lassi, like more Sentry City. Yeah, that's us.
00:41:37
>> Your position looks good. >> Yeah, my position. Great. Look. Yeah.
00:41:40
Look at my position. >> You know what the funny thing is? He even puts a gun down like a soldier so
00:41:43
he doesn't shoot friendly fire. >> He even knows. He knows HIS OWN. >> NO, THAT'S how you reload.
00:41:52
>> Reload. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How you reload? >> You're reloading a lot there. You're
00:41:55
shooting a lot. the two girls, the girl I'm seeing and us. And you know who got
00:41:59
number one? >> You cheated. >> You cheated. You bought the >> the laser gun.
00:42:05
>> So obviously you'd win. >> It's all teenagers and then this 54 year
00:42:08
old. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. With the laser gun. >> Wait, wait, wait.
00:42:12
>> Wait. So you got the upgrade and they didn't get it. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Give
00:42:16
me all the Wait, wait, wait. There's two things going on here that made me mad.
00:42:23
Okay. Okay. Yes. Let let's let's do two things. Okay. >> Two things. Yeah.
00:42:30
>> I cheated. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I cheated. I I bought the laser
00:42:34
gun. >> Could Did you guys have access to the laser gun? >> No. Me and the girl I'm saying got the
00:42:38
laser guns >> and she still couldn't win with a laser gun. >> She took second.
00:42:41
>> OKAY. >> WAIT, what was the upgrade? You had to pay for the laser.
00:42:45
>> Yeah. And they only gave you two upgrades. I You're You're only allowed
00:42:48
to have two laser guns, right? So I go, "What do you want?" "Oh, I guess I'll
00:42:51
take the handgun." You know what I mean? I'm like >> Yeah. Spraying everywhere. No wonder
00:42:58
why. Look at Play the video. Look. Look at his stance. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:00
>> He's got the kids going in. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> On the left. On the right. On the left.
00:43:04
On the right. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You guys screaming, bumping into each
00:43:07
other is the funniest part. That's the funniest. It was only her, by the way.
00:43:11
>> Yeah. Yeah. And then let's address the second thing. One 54 year old. Do you
00:43:15
think I forgot? You don't think I forgot that comment? A 54 year old? Yeah. You know what, dude?
00:43:22
I'm a child. Okay. I I I play whimsical games. >> You do? You have a Yeah. You like that?
00:43:26
>> What did we do yesterday that I set up? >> Escape room. >> Escape room.
00:43:30
>> Why do you like those? >> It was very fun. >> It was fun. >> Such a white person thing.
00:43:34
>> I know. But I set things up. >> You mean I'm I'm a guy that plans.
00:43:40
>> Did you escape? >> Yeah, we did escape. >> We did. >> Yeah, we did.
00:43:44
>> Who figured out the escape? What? >> Who figured out the escape? >> Um, THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED THERE.
00:43:50
IT'S like hand hand. Yeah. >> Right. We didn't do [ __ ] >> They told you.
00:43:55
>> Oh, yeah. Nobody Bobby wasn't the team leader. >> Actually, we did a lot. And then the
00:44:02
only thing you were doing was like, I think we got to take a hint. >> Yeah.
00:44:11
>> Who took the Stop. Who took the wire with the hook? >> Well, I opened it.
00:44:18
>> Who took the wire with the hook? >> Who took the wire in the hook, put it in
00:44:21
the hole, and got the key out of construction? >> But you were screaming. >> You were named.
00:44:28
>> Who did that? >> You. >> That was complex. >> Okay. You were getting angry. You were so
00:44:34
angry. You were screaming at her. >> Screaming at who? >> The girl. >> Yeah. My date.
00:44:39
>> Yeah. Your date? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You were so angry at her.
00:44:42
>> Yeah. because she wasn't doing it right. >> She >> It's one of those It's one of those
00:44:47
things. What? Why you smiling? >> I'm listening. >> All right. So, basically what what this
00:44:51
situation is is this. Okay. >> It's like a gigantic fish. Kind of like
00:44:55
a fish uh bowl. No, like Yeah. bowl. Gigantic one. >> With levels to it, >> right?
00:45:03
>> It's like a fiberglass. >> Mhm. >> With little tiny holes in it. Right.
00:45:07
>> On the bottom is a key. >> Right. You stick a All right. You stick the the the little,
00:45:17
you know what I mean? Metal thing with a hook on it inside the tiny hole. And then there's another hole. She has a
00:45:23
stick. >> All right. She has a stick as well. Right. I go I got it. Now you got to
00:45:29
bring your bring your stick over to hook mine so then I can stick it out and stick it in the other hole so we can
00:45:35
bring it up so we can get it out of the bigger hole on top. >> Got it. >> Right. Yeah.
00:45:39
>> That's all I was doing. >> And she couldn't do that. We eventually
00:45:41
did it. Okay. We eventually did it. >> You got in a fight about it. >> It's not a fight about it. It's
00:45:45
>> screaming at her. >> I GO, "YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT."
00:45:48
>> NO, that sounds like a fight. >> That No, that's just me being a leader.
00:45:51
>> Did she get upset? >> It's me being hes. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm worn it out. You
00:45:57
know what I mean? You got to be a commander. >> You got to >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:01
>> Anyway, we did get out. >> We got We got out on time. >> Yeah. On time.
00:46:04
>> Yeah. Speaking of uh touring comedians, this guy big tour coming up. Announced
00:46:09
the finally tour >> and then I'm done. >> Congrats. >> I'm done.
00:46:13
>> You're done. What? >> Touring. >> You're done. What?
00:46:16
>> Done. >> Done standup >> for a while. >> I stink. That smells like [ __ ]
00:46:21
>> Yeah, you stink, too. >> No, you stink. >> Okay, >> let me smell your armpits.
00:46:26
>> No, but it looks awesome. You're going to This is your first time doing theater
00:46:28
tour. I wanted to I >> I've never done theater tour, huh? >> I've never done one before.
00:46:31
>> Well, I wanted to announce it. I think it's an important moment in comedy
00:46:33
because most times You've never done a theater tour. It's a It's a amazing.
00:46:38
>> It's my first one. >> It's incredible. So, >> I think it's so cool, dude.
00:46:41
>> Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. >> What are you guys excited about? >> Yeah.
00:46:44
>> Coachella. >> Oh, no. You're going to go? Are you You're not going,
00:46:48
>> dude. Bob's going with us. >> We're going to [ __ ] go to Coachella.
00:46:50
>> I had to buy them. >> That is embarrassing. >> We haven't bought it yet.
00:46:53
>> I haven't bought it yet. >> No, we have a big bill. >> I know. It's expensive.
00:46:58
>> What is How much is Coachella to go to? I don't know anything about it. These
00:47:00
guys >> do Google what does a regular Coachella ticket cost right now? >> Well, right now Yeah.
00:47:06
>> What is that? What do you already know? >> Yeah, because they're at a thousand
00:47:08
right now for >> $1,000 a person to go to Coachella. >> Normally, they're 500, I believe.
00:47:12
>> Yeah. >> Holy [ __ ] That's just a regular admission ticket. I went the third year
00:47:17
it existed. >> If you and I went, just you and I went, it'd be free. >> Really?
00:47:21
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just you and I. But you didn't want to go with just you and
00:47:24
I. >> Yeah, but you said you get it for me for my birthday. >> Happy birthday.
00:47:28
>> Happy birthday. >> Yeah. Yeah. Who's the headliners this year?
00:47:31
>> I don't [ __ ] know. I don't give a [ __ ] >> Sabrina Justin Bieber.
00:47:37
>> Sabrina Carpenter. >> He want to go to Tesla at the desert. Happy birthday.
00:47:41
>> Happy birthday, dude. Yeah. >> Okay. So, wait a minute. Which weekend
00:47:44
are you going? Isn't >> I'm sorry. Are you Justin Bieber? >> He's going weekend, too.
00:47:47
>> So, this is the second weekend. So, you guys are going to see Sabrina Carpenter,
00:47:50
Justin Bieber, and Who's Carol G? Am I out? Am I gone? Am I stupid? I don't
00:47:55
know who that is. >> The strokes in >> Carol G is bigger than Young Thug.
00:47:58
>> Yes. Who's Carol G? >> She's like a Latina artist. >> Why are they putting all these Latino
00:48:04
people all over our lives? >> Do I Do we We I get >> Is she playing the Super Bowl next year?
00:48:09
>> She's really good. >> Carol G. >> Do I get Inner Pole and Strokes?
00:48:13
>> Yeah. You Yeah, >> because I we know and we know Paul from you know,
00:48:17
>> love. >> He's like one of the cool >> and I love the strokes. So, I mean
00:48:19
that'll be good for me. >> Zoom in will be there. >> What does it feel like to be on the
00:48:23
second night there after Bieber? Go zoom in the second night there. What does that feel like to be Yamaguchi last on
00:48:29
the list? >> That would be Bad Friends if we headline something like that.
00:48:32
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> We'd be after Mamemed Orban and Reirden.
00:48:36
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> D Spitz and What a Jen C. Bad Friends and Yamaguchi.
00:48:40
>> Hello. This is Yamaguchi. >> Uh, are you still coming? >> Yeah.
00:48:45
>> I don't know why you put me last. >> No, no, no. You're first.
00:48:49
>> No, no, no. Cuz in in Japan, >> in your country, don't you read
00:48:52
backwards right to left? But still in our country if the last name is the last >> you know it should go it should go
00:49:00
Justin Bieber and then Yamaguchi. >> I don't know. We'll work on it.
00:49:04
>> Okay. >> That's crazy. >> That's crazy. >> David Burn. This is really good. Somber.
00:49:08
There's some really great stuff. >> Yeah. >> Royal Otis Love. You guys are going to
00:49:12
have such a [ __ ] fun time. I'm so happy I won't be there. >> Yeah.
00:49:18
>> When is it? >> Uh >> uh April 11th. >> 17th through >> March. April. March. April. April.
00:49:24
>> Yeah. Next month. The 17th through the 19th. >> From tomorrow. >> Oh my god.
00:49:28
>> I'm so excited for you guys. >> You have to come. >> That's awesome. You got to go.
00:49:33
>> We want you. >> But we want you to go. >> Why? >> Cuz it's a long drive.
00:49:40
>> It's an absolute [ __ ] nightmare. >> It's a nightmare. >> Yeah. I would never I'd [ __ ]
00:49:44
>> remember that one, dude. That one year. Do you remember that one year? >> So funny.
00:49:47
>> I know we talked about it before. >> You guys got stuck for like five hours.
00:49:50
>> No, no, no. That's what that what it was was that I Can I say tell the story
00:49:53
again? >> Oh, I remember. What is it? >> Yeah. You you you call you >> So I go Yeah. called
00:49:58
>> I called my agents and I go, you know, Kyla and the girls want to go to Right.
00:50:03
And they're like, yeah, I pay for it, >> right? Which was >> by the way, ungrateful. You guys are do
00:50:10
the towels tonight. >> Do the towels. >> You do the towels tonight. All right.
00:50:14
You want to go to a [ __ ] the desert towels tonight, dude. All of them folded in a circular fashion fashion. Okay. So
00:50:20
anyway, um my agent goes, "Yeah, all right." I you know, I pay for it, right?
00:50:25
>> And the day of Kala goes, "You literally have to be there to pick up the tickets
00:50:30
at the box office." >> And I go, "I have to drive 4 hours into the desert and then drive back."
00:50:36
>> You do. >> And then she's like, "Yeah." And I did that.
00:50:39
>> And you found out when you got there that you didn't have to do that.
00:50:41
>> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Maybe maybe the best part about all of it, you didn't actually have to
00:50:46
>> actually have to do that. >> But you should go to this >> cuz you're going to have a blast with
00:50:49
them. And by the way, yeah, I have never >> go see some great bands. Interpol's
00:50:52
going to [ __ ] rip. I mean, think how many thing There's a lot of bands there
00:50:55
that you definitely want to see. >> Moby. >> Okay. Okay. So, here's the thing.
00:51:00
>> This is the This is going to be the first and last time I go to [ __ ] Coachella. Okay.
00:51:06
>> You already went. >> I've never been. Yeah. I went to pick up
00:51:08
the tickets and I drove back. Yeah. Yeah. But I I never went inside. >> I'm going to go inside. Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:13
Yeah. I'm telling you right now, I don't care if next year Harry Styles is going
00:51:18
to be there. I don't give a [ __ ] I ain't going. >> No. >> All right. So, are you sure this is the
00:51:23
year you want to go? >> Yeah. >> For that weekend >> with Justin Bieber.
00:51:26
>> I know you're going to love Justin Bieber. You're going to have so much
00:51:28
fun. >> He's not going to I'm not going to see Justin Bieber. >> What do you mean? You're going to He's
00:51:32
on the main stage. >> I know, but I'm not going to like physically be around him.
00:51:35
>> No, but you're going to be dancing your little heart out to Justin.
00:51:37
>> I don't know what any of the Sing me a song, >> baby. Baby. >> Oh, yeah. I will be. I will be. I will
00:51:41
be. I will be. I will be. I will be. Uh, and then the other one I like is uh um >> if you no no
00:51:51
yeah yeah >> my mama don't like you and she likes you're going to [ __ ] love it. There's
00:52:00
Dude, you're going to have so much fun. It's like the boat. You thought you
00:52:02
didn't like the boat. You got on the boat. You had so much fun on the boat. Same.
00:52:05
>> You told me I wasn't going to like the boat. >> I don't like the boat.
00:52:07
>> I know. But you told me that I was going to have a bad time on the boat. You're
00:52:10
projecting. >> Yeah, cuz I don't want to do Can I pitch you the Bad Friends Boat ride?
00:52:13
>> Yeah, pitch it. >> I'm not going to catch it, but pitch it. >> Okay,
00:52:17
you're going to be on a boat. >> NO. >> What is it? >> Okay. So, um, we'll all be there. The
00:52:28
girls do, right? >> Okay. >> Right. We're on a boat. Okay. >> We're on a boat
00:52:32
>> and all of our fans are going to be there. >> All the fans are going to be there.
00:52:35
>> Yep. Okay. >> I'm I'm ALREADY >> I'm already shaking.
00:52:39
>> Looks pretty good, right? >> I'm shaking. I think my proposal is good
00:52:41
so far. Right. Okay. Here's the thing. >> All of our fans are going to be there on
00:52:44
a boat. >> On a boat. Okay. >> All right. You and I will perform. We'll
00:52:48
just do two shows >> in the main stage. >> One show one night, one show the other
00:52:53
night. >> If it's if the if the boat is Sunday through Thursday, we'll do we'll do a
00:52:58
Monday night show and a Wednesday night show. >> Is that what they usually are? Sunday to
00:53:01
Thursday. >> Yeah. Is >> that what you >> I mean, that's what we did.
00:53:04
>> Okay. >> Although, when we landed, we saw Chelsea Lynn >> getting on the boat.
00:53:09
>> Yeah. They're like, "Our next." >> Oh, they were doing a boat.
00:53:12
>> The same boat that we were on. >> Oh, well, they just >> They clean it so fast. They flip it,
00:53:16
dude. >> Flip these boats. >> They flip them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I have a better proposal.
00:53:19
>> No. No. I'm not done with my proposal. >> We take How about this?
00:53:22
>> Okay. >> We take a flight. >> Yeah. >> From LA to San Francisco. Yeah.
00:53:27
>> Our fans can buy tickets on that plane. >> We'll do a little standup. It'll be a
00:53:30
45minute flight. >> We'll get off and that'll be it. >> No. >> Okay.
00:53:34
>> Okay. >> Bad friends airflight. >> Okay. So, and then we get to control the
00:53:37
lineups. >> Okay. Okay. So, we'll call our friends in. >> Mhm. >> Hey, Gillis. Hey,
00:53:42
>> you won't do it. >> Yeah. Shane Gillis >> already. No. >> No. We'll call Shane Gillis. You know
00:53:46
what? You're right. I'll call Sandler. >> Kevin Hart. >> Yeah. Yeah. Guys,
00:53:51
>> Bill. >> Bill. Yeah. >> And I'll go, "Guys, we got to do a boat
00:53:54
thing." >> I get nervous on those things. >> I know. But it's a once in a-lifetime
00:53:58
opportunity >> to really see your fans. >> I believe in multiple lives, so I do.
00:54:03
I'll do it in another life. >> And also, there's gambling. >> I do love gambling.
00:54:07
>> Yeah. So there was a there's a casino, >> right? And I was playing blackjock all
00:54:11
night long. It was so >> So I do love that. But is it real money or is it >> No, it's real money.
00:54:15
>> So you're actually losing money. >> You're losing money on the boat. Yeah. I
00:54:17
lost about three grand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But um >> notable incidents of boat rides 2025
00:54:22
Carnival Horizon had somebody kill another man. Man over board on the Mela Explorer. Uh so November twice in August
00:54:30
passengers drowned at Carnival's new Celebration Key Resort in the Bahamas. All 2025 passenger died aboard the
00:54:36
Carnival Dream. This feels like a lot. >> These are old people. No. >> I would hope so. But I don't know. What
00:54:42
if our fans are old? By the way, we want our fans to come on this boat, but you have to be over 65 to
00:54:47
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> The shows are at 3:30 p.m. >> Yeah. I'll tell you the negatives,
00:54:50
though. >> You'll tell me the negatives >> of what I'll tell you the negatives.
00:54:54
>> You tell me the negatives first. >> Boat. >> Okay. Okay. All right. That's good.
00:54:56
That's a good negative. That's a really good negative. >> Boat at sea. Trap. Nowhere to go.
00:55:01
>> Breaks out. Sick. Something breaks. How do we get off this thing? Middle of the
00:55:04
ocean. >> Okay. Uh >> pirates. >> What did I just say? >> I love juice.
00:55:09
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> What What What is What are the negatives? Give me the list of the
00:55:13
negatives cuz I already feel them. >> I'm scared. >> It's uh the food.
00:55:19
>> The food's terrible. >> It's not good. >> Yeah. It's cooked on a boat.
00:55:23
>> Yeah. What? >> It's cooked on a boat. >> Even like even the fancy Italian
00:55:26
restaurant you make have to make a reservation. It it's it's olive garden.
00:55:29
You know what I mean? It's not good. You know what I mean? And then the tanyaka,
00:55:33
you know what I mean? >> The tanyaki wasn't good. Blown away. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um
00:55:36
>> the boat tanyaki wasn't good. >> And then there's this thing where it's a
00:55:40
24-hour free just, you know, everyone's there to buffet, right? And >> those are my favorite.
00:55:47
>> It It is terrible. >> It's bad. >> Oh my god. It is bad.
00:55:53
>> Well, you're not pitching it well to our fans. >> No, those are the bad those are the bad
00:55:56
aspects. >> Oh, so they can Okay. >> Yeah. The good aspect. The good as a
00:56:00
great spa. Wonderful spa. >> Great spa. Great. That the pool, right? Pool's great
00:56:05
>> pool. >> Fun. Yeah. Right. >> I have a pool. >> I know.
00:56:12
>> You have a pool. >> I have a pool, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We can just go to your pool.
00:56:14
>> Yeah. Yeah. You go to your pool. Um, >> but here's another thing I would like
00:56:20
>> Here's another thing that I would like to pitch to you. Okay. It's a um
00:56:25
>> it's connective tissue. >> It's I'm listening. I'm listening.
00:56:29
>> Yeah. It's it's people that love you, right? Our fans and us connecting in a
00:56:37
way, right? It's a very special experience for our biggest fan because only our biggest fans will be on the
00:56:42
boat. >> So, you're saying because I will say this, all joking aside, I
00:56:46
>> we adore the fans. We appreciate them so much. I love the fans. I love seeing
00:56:50
them. I love it a lot. >> Yeah. >> But you're saying the way to really get
00:56:54
close to the fans is to make them pay to come on a boat to see us. >> It's not just to pay to get on the boat.
00:56:59
Oh, so it's free. >> No, it's you have to pay. >> Okay. >> Okay. You have to pay.
00:57:03
>> It's them being with us >> on the boat. >> Yeah. >> So, it's like after a show, it's like
00:57:07
going out and sitting in the middle of the audience after the show, >> but it's wavy.
00:57:15
>> It's wavy, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm going to be honest and say this
00:57:18
because I love >> Let's do a vote, Carlos. Do it online. Whatever. If we can do it. Yeah. If
00:57:22
people would want if if they would come, >> let's just see how many people would
00:57:25
come. >> Okay. >> You know what this is like? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know when like
00:57:28
when a buddy does Coke and somebody does Coke and they come up with like a hairbrain business scheme and they're
00:57:33
like you you're it's going to be amazing and they pitch it to you when they're
00:57:35
sober and you're like >> I don't know if you should do that chicken shop laundromat you were
00:57:39
thinking of. >> Yeah. But sometimes YouTube >> sometimes YouTube. >> Yeah. Yeah. That Chinese guy and that
00:57:43
other guy, right? Like, hey, what do you think of this thing where everyone >> Every comic I know who's been on these
00:57:48
cruises, Schwarzen included, just did the exact same thing. >> Yeah. What?
00:57:51
>> I want to do a cruise. We should do a cruise. Schwarz said the exact same
00:57:54
thing. >> I know. >> He was like, "I want to do a Schwarzen cruise."
00:57:56
>> Yeah. And every other person that's done them and goes, I want to do it. I want
00:57:59
to do my own cruise. So, everyone gets this bug. >> Yeah. Because we did it and we had fun.
00:58:04
You don't know anything about it. That's why I think you should do it. >> I'm not fun.
00:58:08
>> Here we go. That's the truth, right ladies? >> Who's funner? Tito Bobby or Tito Andrew?
00:58:13
>> Tito. >> See? You're fun. So, do a Bobby Lee cruise >> and I'll wave from the shore.
00:58:20
>> And there's Andrew right on the side. >> Okay. >> I'll get on the boat with you. No, you
00:58:26
won't. There's no way. That was the thing that we talked about on the boat.
00:58:30
Me and Nick are like, imagine Andrew here right now. >> Why wouldn't I do it?
00:58:40
>> Yeah. >> I'd rather do a show on land for the fans. >> Okay, good. It's different. It's a
00:58:44
different thing. But anyway, let's move on from boat. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's remove. Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:47
Yeah. >> Would you guys do it? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That'd be fun, right?
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>> Fancy would not want to do it. >> Carlos would do it. >> Oh, yeah. Carlos.
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>> Carlos and Mcome would do it. >> Yeah. Because they could be little bad
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boys at night. They roam around looking for girls. >> Gets every STD. Imagine.
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>> Yeah, he's [ __ ] a mermaid. >> How'd you get a mermaid? >> And a siren.
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>> How about this? If the boat doesn't go far, I could do it. >> Yeah, it didn't go far.
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>> No, I'll do one here to Catalina. How about that? >> I'll do a Catalina boat tour.
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>> A ferry? >> A ferry? >> You want to do a ferry? I'll do a fairy.
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>> We'll do a ferry. Robboat. >> We can rowboat. Yeah, we can rowboat
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sailboat. Sail with us. Come sail away. Come sail away. Come sail away with me. >> And then you have to raise the bow. I
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>> Okay. Okay. >> No, I just have a legitimate fear of of >> Or we could do like the ending of
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Titanic where I'm just sitting on a [ __ ] >> You're on top and I'm about to die
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>> and I'm just >> Anyway, >> if you can find a more clever way to get
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our fans together, I am down. >> Okay. >> Not a boat, but I would be I would love
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to interact with the fans, just not on a boat. >> What do you guys want? You want to
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interact with the fans? >> Do you want a bad friend's boat tour? That'
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>> be fun. I >> show up to [ __ ] dude. >> Yeah, I will. >> How about this? How about we get you two
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on a boat all the way back to the Philippines? >> Yes. One way, >> but that's it.
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>> Yeah, we fly back. >> Yeah, we fly back. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> We send you and then we fly back.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Now, I we we could you could convince me. >> There's no way.
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>> There is ways there is ways >> to do a boat. Do you could convince me
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if it was if it was if it was a short trip and it was Yeah, you could convince me.
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>> Okay. What's the shortest trip that we could do, Carlos? >> Well, going to the Philippines.
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>> Sailing to the Philippines takes 4 to 8 WEEKS OR MORE. THAT >> IT'S GOING TO BE PRETTY TOUGH. Imagine
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>> that one. That one's going to >> Imagine. I imagine Andrew's just in his
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cabin. >> And they can't get me off the hook cuz I'm swinging the waves.
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>> Imagine. >> Okay. >> Wait, let me say something. >> Yeah. Yeah. I would I would shoot a TV a
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reality TV show of you and I and them taking a boat to the Philippines. That I would do. That would be [ __ ]
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hilarious. We'd have to live on the boat for how long? >> Four to eight weeks.
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>> I could do that for four weeks. >> Us four. >> You have to speed.
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>> Well, it'd be with other people. We'd be going to the Philippines. It'd be a lot
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of like everyone's going to the Philippines. >> I I know, but like our fans too can buy
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tickets. Why would the fans in the tickets and this is for us for us to take go to the Philippines?
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>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have a connection with my fan base. >> Stop it.
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>> I'm sorry that I'm grateful for their love. >> This is good. Turn off the gas.
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>> All right. >> This is good. >> Um I'm grateful. I'm grateful to them.
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You know, some people aren't. Some people are >> some Watch. Some people are
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>> That's what they're doing it for. Am I not right? >> Yeah, that is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> That's the reason I do it. >> Don't get angry. Are you angry?
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>> No. >> No. Don't look at me, D. Are you angry? >> I'm too tired to be angry.
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>> Okay, good. You tired, bud? >> I'm so tired. >> Why? >> I was with my parents for two weeks
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straight. >> Oh, that's right. How are they? >> I don't know.
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>> Okay, >> that was great. We spent time in Arizona and we did that whole thing. Then I
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brought him back here to LA. The problem is when people come into town, you have
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to do things all the time. There isn't a day that's off. I bet to all your hard
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work with your parents that they're very grateful. >> Yeah, they are. >> I bet at night they they think to
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themselves, what a great son that we have. >> I hope so. >> Yeah. And we're grateful for his effort.
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>> I hope so. >> Yeah. We love him for him playing ahead, >> right? And um all the things that our
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son does for us and we're willing to do anything to make our son happy. >> And then the very next day they called
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cuz they couldn't log into Apple TV and we yelled at each other on the phone for
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15 minutes. >> Yeah. Exactly. He's like, "Why can't I type my [ __ ] name in the goddamn
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Apple TV?" >> Is that what your dad did? >> Yeah. And then I had to FaceTime I had
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to FaceTime with my mom so I could watch what he was typing. >> And he incorrectly put the password in
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three times and instead of just doing backspace, he cleared it every time. >> So he had to redo it every [ __ ] time.
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>> Wow. >> Lovely people. >> Yeah. >> I love him so much.
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>> So, you know, um, >> but the stress of family is hard, especially if it's not
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>> Isn't it not hard? >> Is the stress of family hard? >> No.
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>> Yeah. Yeah, for for me it is. >> It's a wait. >> I'll clean the towels.
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>> Yeah, that's not what I was saying. >> It's necessary. >> I will.
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>> That's not what I was saying. >> I'll clean your room. >> You haven't cleaned it yet?
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>> Not yet. >> I told you to clean it >> because we had to go here.
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>> Yeah, we had to come here. >> Oh, yeah. That's right. Okay. >> Well, we didn't give fancy air time
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whatsoever. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about fancy and here's Can I just I'll
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be honest with you. I >> And I swear to God on my mother's life. I should say
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>> on her left half cuz she can hear. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My mother's
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right here. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> All right. >> When I was on the boat,
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>> some guy pulled me aside. He goes, "You know who what makes the show?"
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>> And I go, "Me and Andrew." >> And he goes, "No, fancy."
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>> He's right. >> He He goes, "He makes the show. He's the
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bind. >> He's the adhesive. Without that, I don't think >> Carlos or Mone."
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>> Never mentioned their names. Yeah. No. I I I swear. Best middleman >> to God. That's what he said to me.
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>> Mhm. >> All right. What' you say? >> Best middleman. Best middleman.
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>> Best middleman. >> I don't even know. >> He said best middleman from last year.
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>> Yeah. But I just don't Say it again. >> Best middleman. >> Say no. Say it again.
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>> Best middleman. >> Best middle man. Okay, good. >> Do you have anything to say for your
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birthday? Do you feel good? Do you feel >> a speech or >> Yes. Have a speech.
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>> Okay. Go ahead. >> I feel so love. >> Thank you for being a bad friend.
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Woo! Yeah! Woo!